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Mox Diamond edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/march-11-2024-banned-and-restricted-announcement>Official News:Magic: The Gathering publisher hires Pinkerton to seize leaked cards from YouTuber’s househttps://www.dicebreaker.com/categories/trading-card-game/news/magic-the-gathering-aftermath-youtube-prompts-pinkerton-investigation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>92706544Only if you let them slide down to sit at an angle. If you have a box with cards, but not enough cards to fill them up, you can grab the box your Dragonshields came in and use it as a spacer.
>>92706556So, you're basically saying that I should avoid pic related?
>>92706571>only if you let them slide down at an angle, consider a spacer if there's not enough room for a full box>so you're saying I should avoid a full box that prevents the cards from sliding at an angle? Anon
>>92706556Oh I think I misunderstood, my bad. The situation that I should be heading for is actually >>92706571 ?
>>92706576yeah, you want the cards to be snug, until it's hard to slide another one in the stack. Then they won't bend.
Gnomes are underappreciated. Fantasy needs more gnomes in the fields where they excel (illusionists, artificers and bards). I can't believe halflings are more popular than based gnomes.
No. Gnomes are spooks, I don't deal with that shit, it's bad garden joojoo. Damn little creeps walking around the grass all night, dealing with meth and fairies, next day you'll find their work on your doorstep. Never more, never go innawoods.
>>92698190Gnomes are hippie alchemists with zero morality equivalent to crazed scientists in my setting (and RPG). They are extremely xenophobic and the equivalent of eco-terrorists against other factions.
What's the difference between a regular gnome and a halfling that's a wizard?
Gnomes make excellent garden ornaments, don't you think? Although a bit retro these days, and hardly tasteful.>>92702205>NomesPerhaps they live in the cold, frozen wastes... an Alaska-like country?>>92702262>bankersRobert Asprin made a joke about this in the first of his "Myth" books, taking a swipe at the Swiss banking system while he was at it. In that universe, gnomes come from Zoorik.>>92705874So basically halflings are hippies and gnomes are autists?
>>92705874luv this, never thought of elves -> humans = gnomes -> halflings>>92706540'Nomes' could be creatures of onomancy
"Cityfighting in Tzaragrad" editionPrevious thread: >>92559710>/GROG/ Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLn (embed)>What is Oldhammer? The long settled definition is 80s Warhammer, this includes up to the third ed of WHFB, and Rogue Trader. Nevertheless, in this general people are happy to talk about games and editions from the 90s and early 00s.
>>92703202nvm found it here:t (dot) me (slash) wadfadst
>>92703202>>92705358oh look, samefagging a 3d post to sell shit. stay in your containment thread dickhead.
>>92706227>Telegram link>to sell shit
>>92706314The group it links to is specifically a group that's selling its bootleg scans.
this may be extremely specific to the point of narcissim, but does anyone have access to every warzone from the Armageddon3 website? I know that the 253 issue of WD or whichever it was has the overview of the conclusion of the world campaign, but the website had pages for each warzone with an interactive map that would tell you info about one of parts of each region, as well as some terrain recommendations to replicate it.It works for most regions, but some are perpetually stuck on Ruffle's loading screen.I wanted to collect screengrabs of each area in each region for the entire planet for my own reference, primarily for collecting my Imperium and Ork collections as well as for writing. Any tips on how to make Ruffle laod better, or did anyone have the same idea I did?
>Brutus' Drivehttp://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDSmZpRWdZaGZRcWs?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&authuser=0>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>92706527>Anything neat happen in Aditya lately after Naraka ate the machine lady and spat her out as his best friend? The discord I was stalking for translated updates seems to have deleted itself while I wasn’t looking.I think there has been only two new releases in like the last 6 months or something. It is largely on hiatus because Masada and G-yuusuke are busy with the Avesta VN release (which was supposed to come early this year but I guess it will be pushed for later, specially if they are going to release it into two parts).
>>92706559Red’s first chain apparently ended with her Jumper rotting away as a Hollow. Despite y’know, theoretically having a gorillion ways of genetic manipulation and magic to avoid that.
>>92706567>the Avesta VN releaseFuck, why? Aren’t VNs dead as a market right now? Just actually continue the story of Pantheon at that point, at least there will be new content.
>>92706559Cliff hiding in his house because of the fear of getting hit by a truck will remain funny, just as OAA losing his arm to a Pokémon will remain funny. No argument from you will dissuade me from this position, because humor is mostly subjective.
>>92706559The idea of approaching jumpchain with strategy in mind is so comical that anyone who does it is a fucking clown. You can become basically god in one jump, and for all that it's what you advocate for, that's boring as sin and there's no point in writing such a chain at all.
Box art edition>Previous thread>>92583046>Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim, Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster, and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (very much still a WORK IN PROGRESS, feel free to suggest more links to be added!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>The previous archive links are all dead and any time someone tries to make a new one it gets taken down. If there is content you're looking for ask in the thread and someone might help you out![REMINDER: By new /tg/ rules threads are getting auto-saged after 7 days]>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>92702018>>92702436>>92702718>>92702740I already got the video game, I dont need anymore board games no one plays with me.Alas, one day someone will play with my Zombies!!! Collector's box set... or all of my Catan expansions...
>>92704133Like the others sayed with to competitive players. That happened to me, first they told me what i can't play because that would be unfair and imba (/tg/ toled me later that it's not) in the first game they "stole" one of my champions and totally crushed me, they explained the rules poorly and got niche rules out whenever they would benefit them and just in situations when it was too late to react or prevent (so they never warned me when is was about to do something stupid or they could do something major bad to me).so after the first match i had no money because of paying the doc to save my leader one champ was gone and after the second match it got worse they soled my champ (GSC by the way so extra money for them and even less money for me) and no way to win anymore. the arbitraitor could have helped but toled me GSC can't get house favors or anithing so there is nothing he can do i am just fucked.... Especially funnny one of them was van saar plasma spammer but telling me getting one champ with 3 autopistols and one with longlas is imba (just wanted to play my kelemorph and sanctus models as my champs)
>>92704988The Kasrkin is the model of the week thing. So they already had them as single model sprues.No clue about the Ogryn thought.>>92706408Feel ya. Played Blackstone fotress everyone liked it, bought two realy expensive adons, no one wants to play. Asked if anyone is interested in Zombicide everyone sayed yes bought it no one "has time" to play.
>>92702436>Mfw
>>92704133>Just introduce yourself and if they don't seem like spergs, politely ask to joinThis is all the advice you need If you are into this you have more in common than naught but just check to make sure
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Siege of Spanac ends with Ghost Bears seizing the city (Day 4 of Operation Scorpion) editionLast Thread: >>92695542=================================>BattleTech Introductory Info and PDFshttp://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the major factionshttp://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houses/http://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clans/http://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powers/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>92706104mercenaryA lifetime spent in war, a path I've knownWith every contract signed, the distance grownNo bonds to tie, no land to keep, no peace to findA solitary path, with destiny entwinedAcross the stars my legend's told, yet inside I'm aloneIn my cockpit I sit, my empire is a loanMercenary!Amidst the stars, I claim my throneMercenary!I chase the c-bills, but they won't atoneComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>92706104fall of the duke (it's meant to be in-universe propaganda, so details are a bit fudged and exaggerated)Through the smoke, his name they'd cheerBorn of combat, devoid of fearEvery step (every clash)A story etched in the sparks they rearBound by battle, a lineage wornA name that will live in the heart of the stormSteel 'gainst the sky, iron and fireLegends are born, where the mighty expireIn the heart of the fray, a warrior trueDresari stood fast, in the battle's fierce brewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>92706281I remembered a mech with a funny smile that looked sort of like this, but while trying to recall its name I found the Battle Hawk and I think that might be it.
>>92706554Swing and a miss. It's a Hound.
>>92706562Damn, I was really tricked by that profile and the arms. Interesting choice though, good taste cowboy.
Albinorkz Edition>Balance Dataslate:https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/25/warhammer-40000-metawatch-points-changes-inbound-in-the-latest-munitorum-field-manual/>Tau Rules:https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/26/the-tau-empire-evolves-its-epicurean-auxiliaries-with-a-tasty-new-kroot-detachment/>Emperor's Children Index is coming:https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/16/play-the-chosen-of-slaanesh-in-chaos-space-marines-armies-with-index-emperors-children/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>92706101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4suPLZR16WQThe shoulders can articulate too, so they are capable of a full range of motion with their arms.
>>92706498>Khorne is the Chaos God of war, hatred, wrath, rage, murder, blood, strength, courage and martial honour.According to the Liber Chaotica in 2003
>>92706550Not canon
>>92706555cope
imagine thinking the Chaos Pantheon cant be abstract and are well defined.
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like a cosplay hooker at a con!STEP 0:<----- That image is not an image, it's a PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Previous thread: >>92667253Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Requesting Treasure Quests D20 from Fast Forward EntertainmentTIA
>>92706171>Treasure QuestYou mean the one I fulfilled in response to your request in the previous thread?ufile fzo75szx
>>92704858mega/file/Er91TDxT#bX6ZhnLc4HaQy0Gc7qKKrWytu8lVZ-yQpoRN7xrufJA
>>92706306Got it, thank you so much.
I'd like to request Super Space Knights + Infinitum Bellum. Also Welcome Aboard, Captain if anyone has them.
Spellbashing edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>92691175>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Tools:warhammer-community.com/warscroll-builder/warhammer-community.com/2017/09/26/make-your-own-free-city-the-easy-way-sep26gw-homepage-post-4/https://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>92706052Um, not sure if the missus would appreciate Bogskratz da Bottlegrabba
>>92706179>da BottlegrabbaThis one's actually very flexible. You start with milk and move on to % as you get older
>>92701894kek this is a great imagine. Damn I really hope the Fyreslayers range gets redone this edition, I love them but their models are boring as shit, the new Warcry team was a push in the right direction.
>>92706219They could really use some variety, but I'm half expecting midget soup at this point.
Any decent audio books or channels to listen to? Got two boxes of clan rats to clean up and assemble tomorrow and I'll need the help because that is going to be a painful sunday.
What do we think of this Fallout TTRPG system?
>>92706383My favorite part is when the Independent woman lead is enslaved and drinks radioactive animal piss. Fucking brainrot I swear.
>>92704192>the wasteland survival guide quest doesn't highlight fallout 3's issues because Moira is le quirky girl (though that is annoying very quickly), it's because people are still scavenging from convenience stores centuries after the bombs fell when they would've actually been picked clean in weeks.This autism complaint always bugged me. I have pre-war shit in ruins because otherwise there would be no reason to go into pre-war ruins.
>>92706444so is it too progressive or not progressive enough? or is it just badly written.
>>92706383>a black masculine good guy love interestHe's portrayed as a pathetic, cowardly power-hungry loser. Your politics are polluting your ability to actually perceive reality.
>>92706511nta, but it definitely has the prog boxes its contractually obligated to check for Amazon but overall its p good. First two episodes and the last episode are firmly mid though.>>92706383>black masculine good guy love interestbro, he's got like 3 int. I'd be surprised if any chicks watching want a piece of that.
"For my holy wrath will know no bounds" edition>The Latest Warhammer The Old World NewsMTO O&G, new Grombrindal if you ignore the siggypiggy basehttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/05/04/saturday-pre-order-white-dwarf-500-legions-imperialis-and-made-to-order-orcs-goblins/https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/19/make-elisse-duchaard-shine-with-painting-tips-from-the-warhammer-team/https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/19/of-bones-and-barons-the-warhammer-studio-shows-off-their-tomb-kings-and-bretonnians/>TOW Official Website and Resources:https://www.theoldworld.com/https://www.warhammer-community.com/the-old-world-downloads/>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0HComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>92706532a shot of game 2 against empire. my cats ate his mortar on turn 2. he was entirely tabled after turn 3. i didn't lose a single model and got a massacre victory. nicest guy i've played against so far probably, too bad he brought a comfy list instead of a sweaty one, so he didn't have too much success in the games. big infantry blocks don't hold up too well against a mournfang charge. i overrun that block of 30ish halberdsmen with a captain in one turn. warhams is hell.
>>92706543my final game yesterday was against my friend's bretonnia, who deservedly won the best painted army award. he didn't win much else, killed a few bulls with his questing knights and shot a couple of ironguts with spells and arrows, I tabled him entirely for another massacre victory.
>>92706552his knights tried a point blank charge against my giant.
>>92706501My potMy meatMy meal!
>>92706563they did not live to tell the tale. the only survivor being this duke or whatever the bretonnian heroes are called, soon left the battlefield in a hurry. this shot bears some resemblance to that white girl on the couch.
Lyn aka Fourth Sister editionA thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Previous thread: >>92697713Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>92705241Tell the Hutt player his character sounds awesome.
>>92705241How does the hutt manage, with his slow ass?
>>92704938He was called Anakin for the first time in RotJ.
>>92706373This is the level of autism required to manage an IP the size and scope of Star Wars successfully. The moment you give up and let individual creatives have their own way it all goes to shit again and we get Disneysloppa.
>>92705750I watched half of the first season to see Clone Hulk smash things, but then they made Wrecker a retard with a child's mentality who can't ever win a fight on his own, so I quit the series. Where's the guy from CW7 who squats LAATs and cries with joy over getting to blow shit up?
>I WANT TO PLAY AS A GOBLIN FOR THIS GAME!!!>I say no but they keep protesting>let them play as a goblin>they just make a green female halfling>perma ban him from my discord serverwhy tf do these types of people exist...legit porn brain rot
>>92680186I want to play a goblin cavalier fighter with a superiority complex.Always declaring he should be the one do thing, which would back fire on himself. Threatening to attack the party for any slights. Killing his mount for any failures / frustrations.Had a game that stuttered and shuttered where I was able to get some play time with the idea. Had a great rivalry with a psi-warrior Hobgoblin. Lots of good back and forth about who should be in charge. Hobby was a coward who used a heavy crossbow while Gobby was a gigachad using forbidden lance techniques.
>>92706058Okay this is pedo, I retract my previous statement.
I wonder i someone has made a good way to explain the evolution of goblins, like lore wise how they evolved from the more monster like pointy nosed variants into the cute sexy shortstack variant that everyone enjoys.
>>92682389And you're wrong. And retarded, to boot.
>>92706058Since all goblins are neutral evil, I can only assume 30 other goblins are nearby and this goblin is using some kind of illusion magic to look like a green halfling to bait minor attracted humanoids into an ambush.Like To Catch a Predator, but with even more death.
