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am snek, ask me anything
>>704258
>>704459I forgot what I was going to ask.
>>704274no touch
I've noticed Nordic posters have been very naughty recently, so it is necessary to introduce a tax to deter their naughty behavior. everytime a Nordic poster posts it is imperative that he (she), post his cute nordic boipussi.If he (she) refuses, the mods have to instaban em.also everyone in the thread has to harass them and bully them until they do it.
I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes out as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an objects mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density if a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, and converting it to meters cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.
>>704456>This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a femaleThats where ya blew it. (probably literally)Fucking faggot.
Stop being gay here
>>704456thanks senpai, you're the hero
Are refugees welcome?
>>704418The opinions of the dead don't matter to me.
>>704357NO FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW
>>704357That's a Sami person, Norway's indigenous people.
Xi Jinping's daughter a cute CUTE
>>704463ANAL SEX
Is there ANY reason not to lie on your resume?It feels that it's quite literally the only way to get a job these days.
>>702026My brother's uncle got a job as a intro computer science professor at a junior college by lying on his resume about having a teaching degree despite never going to college himself. He worked there for 5 years before they found out and fired him. He's terrible. He's unemployed, 60 years old, and lives off money his mother sends him.
>>704452Not a good enough reason. I'm going to do it.
>>704447OP if you want to ruin your life and make your parents suffer then go ahead but you should know how pathetic you sound right now. Soon enough you will be making threads about suicide because you fucked up even harder. Get a fucking grip you idiot.
How much would you pay to fuck this goddess?
>>704201Sounds hot.
>this thread
>>702157you think people would touch that
EUROPEAN RISK - TILL DEATH EDITION>1 ALLIANCE AT A TIME>+2 BONUS FOR BREAKING IT FIRST GIVE ME YOUR:>EMPIRE TITLE>COLOR>COUNTRY
>>704448Province>Amman>Amman's ProvinceFor the glory of our people!
>>704246NAP? Stave off northern aggression?
>>704469spill into russia
>>704254Never
>>703000And here he is.
>>702750>worked out a way to grab most of emNot possible.
/bant/ room thread. Post yours
>>704338oh oops my bad
>>704403my room defies gravity
Kind of an old pic, but much hasnt changed.
What is the best worst country?
>>704472Canada
>>704472ANAL SEX
Why do you tolerate Islam? Muslims want to kill you and then rape your daughters. When will you act like a real man and stand up against Islam?
>>696700>calling isa a false prophetIsa is jesus you muppet.
>>696321im in jail for next 20 years if i kill every muslim at my place so what non-violence alternatives there are for getting rid of all the refugeeshits
>>704186>>crusades>>spanish inquisition>not true ChristianityThen jihad isn't true Islam.
/mu//pol//fa//x//s4s//bant/
>>704311/int/ has more generals.
>>704311/int/ anons have always felt older comapred to those of any other board I've viaited. /int/ has many generals and more international discussion than/bant/. /bant/ seems to be mostly migrants from /pol/, a board which has extreme difficulty understanding post irony and is mostly filled with redditors now. Though I'd say /bant/ is better than /pol/ as there is less circlejerk.
/jp/
This is my rock. His name is Dwayne.
>>704444Nice quads dude!
>>704458I already got quads so Edna is getting a bow.
>>704444Quads demand bow and pics op
