Joker is so lucky
>>736902610Guh I need her blockers twerking over my cock shaming me with their size...
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>>736903848Don't call them blockers...!
>>736904031What else could you call them? These fartmounds exist solely to stop "men" from going where they don't belong.
>>736904147I guess that makes sense...? They protect her chastity, making sure that Makoto is a pure girl!
It's up!
>>736869983The avatar and username says enough, who falls for this shit? You can easily filter out 90% of "e-celebs" by those two metrics alone
>>736903671Oney
>>736869983this guy has always been an insufferable braindead retard, his silent hill videos are particularly fucking awful, he doesn't understand a single thing about any of the games he talks about
>>736869983If Reddit was a YouTube channel this would be it.
>>736885808God bless you friend. You're the last good thing left about F&H's western fan community.
>game requires you to get out of your comfort zone in order to improve
>>736903383constant studying of the arpeggio, over and over, for literal hours every day
>>736900823>game is called fun with a pencil>isn't actually fun
>>736904124It can suck absolute DICK if you're insecure and feel like you can't do her justice
>>736904180Sounds like a (you) problem.
>>736904186What better motivation to git gud?
>>736903735I have been, needs a nerf. Any idea when the patch is coming?
>>736903735Please, Edmund, do not nerf running jab. I NEED this. It is the only joy in my life.
>>736903915hows this?
>>736904146popped a chub
Peak games where nature is one of your biggest enemies?
I keep trying to play this game with my friends, and we keep dying on the second level. The difficulty jump is insane!
>>736903579You just gotta train your brain to find the good paths
>>736903058B*g*u* schizo...
>>736899360We peaked
New guy peaked!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-KAA6b2qWQ&t=1782s
>>736903503Yeah I disagree on him there. It was cool hearing more voice lines like they're communicating and planning, it felt more natural. He's right about them not saying shit during cutscenes though
>>736902991The death of the game industry due to creative bankruptcy seems like the most important topic to discuss. Why not do it through one of the most beloved pieces of shit in modern times, it's emblematic of everything wrong with the modern game industry.The other reason is it's fun to bait zombies and this is the juiciest bait.
>>736902062crowbcat clowning on remake trannies never gets old
man I miss old resident evil 4 debates with GCN vs PS2 rivalry and the Wii port being secretly the best.
>>736904178>remake brownoid actually got pissedLMA to the O
>villain's evil goal is to have women breed and reproduce AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>736897539Behead all gachafaggots
>>736903669Havel is so based man
>>736897539Don't let your dreams be dreams
>>736903359
>>736903170The only thing that defines anything as a sin is a book you derived from selective chapters of other people's books in the first place and woefully misinterpret every other generation. You're recounting Torah logic in there, buddy.
Morrowind
>>736903872Because she's paranoid and guilty and thinks that there is no way that Nerevar doesn't hate her for betraying him and that he won't inevitably kill her when he gets an opportunity. She's projecting her own feelings onto your Nerevarine without giving you a chance on deciding if you're a cuck or not.
>>736903923I’ve always found the overall picture of everything that’s going on quite amusing>Imperial Agent sets off for distant lands posing as the reincarnation of Nerevar to finally pacify mentally ill gods and god-like beings
>>736904028>posing as the reincarnation of NerevarOnly at first.
>>736903606nah he runs away during the coup, I guess he's supposed to be relevant in a later quest maybe? no idea what they plan there
>>736904047The game leaves you free to believe either version but personally I don’t think there’s any proof that you’re the true reincarnation of Nerevar. Azura is directly interfering with Nerevarine’s trials which makes the whole thing look like nothing more than a setup. And you can also complete the game while avoiding all that Nerevarine nonsense and going your own way.
>want to play vidya >end up jerking off insteadwhy does this always happen?
>if you need more than 1000 demons per level you're not making interesting encounters, you're just flooding>if a level strips the player of their ability to jump you've done a poor job designing the level>having a non-animated skybox in 2026 is lazy>closing a door, raising gates or removing an elevator which prevents the player from retreating backwards is unfair because the player is not familiar with the arena you've locked him in>every level should be built as if the player only had their pistol
>>736903596>he never rocket skipped
>>736903849This mooves you horizontally. That's not jumping
>>736903475>this scrub listkek so which wad filtered you op?
>>736903475>closing a door, raising gates or removing an elevator which prevents the player from retreating backwards is unfair because the player is not familiar with the arena you've locked him inShitter.
>>736903582Now THIS is controversial. Bet you only play fun video games faggot.
What happened to game translations? In the 90's a "bad translation" was when sequels translated by different people didn't share names/terminology. Now, "translations" are just made in bad faith. Localisation =/= projection.
>>736904098It's just a rumor he's heard about places LIKE the one they're at. He doesn't necessarily believe this is one such place.
You’re both retarded, but the one saying “nude beach” is more so, because the gnome doesn’t know the concept of a “nude beach”, so he is saying “a place where humans sunbathe naked” for a reason he doesn’t know, because he’s not fucking human and doesn’t know what that means. Accept that you’re wrong here.
>>736904128This goes back to conveying meaning though. This line was put in to make you think you were on a nudist beach. You are making it sound like he's just some idiot who has turned up to just any beach and expects everybody to be naked.
>>736898269I'll take soulless truths rather than soulful lies. And have the writers being accountable for their mistakes instead of having to find out on my own that the stuff i consumed had a complete different meaning and some tard thought better.
>>736899280That is the footnote for the french in the middle with the roman numeral 1 at the end of it.
They were always a bit overrated? No? Aside from 007, PD and the first Banajo they made a lot of meh games.
>>736903765Expoose YOU?
Conker is
>>736901176It really is just Chris, the only woman they had on the team and the one guy on the team who knew how to sing opera. The animator admitted she didn't know how to do American accents and you can tell, Berri has a really heavy Irish accent at times, but there's a charm to it.She also had nightmares of burning squirrels cause she had to animate the Private Ryan part for months. So that's amusing.
>>736895215It may be bloated by modern standards but it didn't feel like this back in the day. If you had a N64 there wasn't much to play to begin with. You'd get a game at birthday or some events so you had plenty of time to invest into a game. Awkward if you rented it of course.
>>736895215it was bad
Will Sonic ever beat Mario at, like, anything?
>>736903325rent free
>>736872445>comparing movie 1 to movie 2is that because the second Sonic movie made more and you don't want to compare that one?We can compare the critic scores and 3 things become very obvious. -both films are garbage-Retard low IQs will bring their idiot kids to see anything just because mario is on the cover.-Despite this Mario 2 is a far worse movie than Sonic 2 which was already a really bad movie.
>>736902806It wasn't a twist it was just bad writing that showed they had no understanding of the source material. it also has no payoff, rosalina and peach have no character development and barely interact.and the worst thing about it is rosalinas ACTUAL GOOD BACKSTORY was removed in favor of this absolute trash.
>>736871296VNIVERSAL TRVTH NVKE
>>736902806What the fuck, no it wasn't. People speculated Peach and Daisy were related, not Peach and Rosalina. It doesn't even make sense since Rosalina is this immortal celestial goddess that's been around for thousands of years and Peach is a normal human that's in her 20s. The movie's explanation for this is so bad too>Peach and Rosalina are just two girls that are floating around on a barren rock in space>one day they find out they are super powerful when together and are basically goddesses that can create life just from holding hands>then an ambiguous "evil force" shows up, no we will not elaborate what it is, and despite knowing they are at their most powerful when together, Rosalina thinks the best course of action is to send Peach away>Rosalina constantly keeps tabs on Peach as the years pass and at no point does she ever visit or reach out to Peach Also even though Rosalina needs Peach to reach god status, the movie keeps pushing this narrative that Rosalina on her own is the most powerful woman in existence even though Bowser Jr. easily beats her twice and it's only when Peach shows up is the universe saved. Even worse is the payoff is terrible since Rosalina and Peach have basically zero chemistry. Peach learns she has a long lost sister who is goddess of the cosmos and after freeing her, Peach and Rosalina just stand next to each other and smile. That's it, no tearful reunion, no attempt to catch up and become a family again. Who reacts like that? Mario and Luigi are more enthusiastic about this new family than the actual sisters. This would be like if someone showed up to your door and said you have a secret other family that are leaders of a country and you were next in line to be the ruler, and your response was "oh ok" and went about your day like normal. And the only reason this "twist" works is because they took Rosalina's already established lore and threw it out the window.
Did (You) RTFM, /v/?
uhhh what are we supposed to hate about this again?
>>736898890it looks like shit
>>736900186gmod got killed by gary's retardation and the workshop hiroshima
I will NOT play as a sausage man. I will NOT play with other sausage men. Simple as.
>>736899380After you buy the game, you can now spend hundreds of dollars on official cosmetic microtransactionshttps://steamcommunity.com/market/search?appid=590830
>the only real complain is the sausage manyeah idk why its getting hated, i mean i dont like the sausage pipo but i dont see anything worth hating about it, seems pretty solid.
WOAH mama
>>736900934I read it as:>Too many titsAnd made me think of that gacha girl with 4 tits.
>>736900913>bad ending is the best ending
>>736900913So what was gruntys plan after getting hot? What was she going to do next?
>>736904165Using her charm to have sex with men
Post your favorite demon. For me it's Principality.
>>736903485And you have already sinned looking upon it.
>>736903795Yes. We must destroy the entire world to purge it of sin. God wants to see us destroy ourselves.
Outside of the ones I want to fuck, Pyro Jack is #1.
>>73690391010/10 lawfag larppraise the lord
Every good series needs an edgy rival for the protagonist to fight as a postgame superbossHave you 100% any game in the StarForce collection yet?discuss the series
>>736901809I’ve never been a big fan of Geo’s hair
>>736902314When you think about it, there's a lot of water bosses next to each other...
>>736902693It does.
>>736902539Starforce doesn't have a red guy, Bud doesn't count because he's Gutsman.
>>736902690There are literal twins as the main characters, you're splitting hairs.
How do you feel about fanprojects, have you ever been inspired to make something because of a game?There are some people around here that work on undertale related fangames, and one anon just released a massive update for deltarune yellow!Now all of chapter 2 is playable. Talk about fangames, share your own projects, and if you're going through the new chapter, remember to use spoilers
>>736903921Like I said, it caught me off guard, and I really liked Bun Bun. I've seen worse shit happen without batting an eye, but that's because I was expecting it. Seeing the character in quake get strogified didn't bother me that much because its a really violent game with body horror themes. This is a beloved childhood teddy bear in a fun adventure game being given life, then mind raped, maimed, and forced to kill her owner. This kind of thing just really hits hard for me, and almost anything hits me really hard if it catches me off guard. I remember this one scene in Downton Abby that had a similar effect on me because it was a really gruesome scene for the show it was in that came out of nowhere, even if it was basically just a bit of blood.You mentioned captain keyes, that bothered me so little I didn't even remember it from when I played Halo. The HL2 zombies likewise don't bother me at all, despite being way worse objectively. Its being caught off guard and it happening to such a cute and innocent character that hurts me like this.
>>736904059It wasn't about your message, man. Just...It's been fifteen minutes of back and forth -without heal, since I wanted Dark Shot- to search an NPC that wasn't even VISIBLE.I should've realized shops were useful since half of the optional bosses are indicated by the one Upstairs but still.
>>736903960here's the post >>>/vrpg/3794848
>>736904108I think overall this secret boss is less trouble to find than the first one, but when I was in that shop originally, I didn't look at the npc at first because I was focused on dialogue (when I first got to the town) and for some reason almost left the shop without even looking at him. I think that was on me though.
>>736904020nah, some people are just fucking pussiesreminds me of a time when one guy on /co/ scratched a name of a character on his arm (just barely deep enough to draw blood) and people freaked out, acted like it was some horrible gore, lol
I play Marvel Rivals for she
>>736896273>bot game three times in a rowI don't think that's possible, maybe if you actually lost a bot match but that shouldn't be possible either. You probably were just facing retards you would be amazed how bad some people are.
>>736896273>>bot game three times in a rownot possiblelying fag
>>736886092>us and brazil Now that explains why it has so many troon fanbase
>>736896273Nope, you just cant tell QP players apart from botsyou are probably in the lowest QP MMR like me+ there is console cross-playso yeah
>>736903725s-sorry....
