Previous:>>5159725
>>5168225He's me fr fr
>>5168225the goonrus
>>5168019>>5167994Snekgirl autocunnilingus gone wrong
ARE U A GRASS EDITION PREVIOUS MINERALS: >>5159677
>>5168138the spine in the middle needs a round in the spine straightener
>>5168138Do they feed those horses anything?
>>5168312what are they running from?
>>5168317if you look closely at 0:03 there's a weird looking shadowy horse after them. spooky.
>>5168316i've seen one of the workers come by with a few wheelbarrows of hay periodically. seems they just have feeding times
Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him. Please be patient, he has autism.
>>5168218>MWAH
>>5168219No but that’s a good idea
>>5168278>10KGdoesn't that go bad before they can finish it?
>>5168290Cat food lasts 2-3 months once opened if the bag reseals in some way.>>5168031Why does he have autism? Or just standard cat autism?
>>5168278>i am jef>this is food>feed jef the food
Why?What did he think he was doing?
Would my cat immediately do the exact thing to me if it magically got bigger?
>>5168140Pretty sure he was literally retarded and deaf and his tard wrangler didn't pay attention and 5 seconds later he was in the tiger enclosure>>5168266very likely, and I'm saying that as someone who likes cats
>>5168140He was profoundly autistic.>>5168265Neck trauma (bloodloss and spinal damage).>>5168266Nah. Think of it like how a dog won't rip your throat out despite being wolf sized, similar deal with domestic cats.
>>5168265Think the tiger got him
>>5168266
>>5168262ai?
>>5168300100%
I guess I just have to stop bothering to watch footage of animals online.
I just can't be excited to watch interesting animal videos anymore. The end is nigh.
>>5168262Definitely slop. Delete the tread and try again.
Moo
>*untipped cow*
>>5168277Lil red doesn't approve of your bullshit.
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fencing Edition Post and discuss foxes as usual.Previous Thread: >>5159479
extreme bingo dodging.assuming bottom right means me BEING a grown man using the word cutewould never "fuck them" but i feel it'd be cope to leave the zoo square untouched at this point
>>5168016yep
>>5168016bingo hurts
I just like fox, I'm normal and like foxs
>>5168016tourist coming through!and tbf I use FF out of habit, not because of the fox mascot
Do you like bats?
brushie
>>5167873
>>5167884cute lil gremlins
>>5167001Those ones eat those bats tho
Fat Fuck EditionPrevious: >>5156929
>>5168259My girl is very nice to humans but she hates other catsYou have to know if your girl likes other cats
>>516822426 years old, wow that's wild
>>5168269fat
my cat has learned to shit whenever i'm eating just to gross me out
Post wolves.>Information.>Images.>Stories.>Art.>News.>Previous thread: >>5148563
>>5168149
>>5166078thirsty
Consider a Niko edition.Last: >>5150973
The comically long seal.
>>5167921Baikals and fur seals.
>>5167976the beast are learning how to tunnel
Red fox TwTmy favourite animal :)
true
"In a rage, Lord Walter Rothschild left the British Ornithologists' Union and teamed up with a sinister one-eyed reverend to found the Jourdain Society, a rogue league of aristocratic egg collectors who operated outside the law. It was theoretically a charitable society, formed to lobby against the evil influence of the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSBP), but it was widely accused of being at the center of a wave of egg theft sweeping the country. The Society held formal gatherings, where tuxedo-clad egg collectors admired antique display cabinets full of rare eggs and competed to produce the rarest specimen. The police regularly raided these meetings, held in swanky hotels across the country, and fully half the members had criminal convictions as late as the 1990s. Again, for egg crimes. But stealing wild eggs is pretty draining (several poachers fell to their deaths, while another was so overcome with egg madness he charged into an osprey reserve with a chainsaw and was arrested trying to saw down trees) and the thieves soon realized there was an easier target: museums. Britain's natural history collections were soon hit by an epidemic of theft."
>>5163891BahahahahahahaGreatest thing I’ve read this year
Why eggs? Why not skulls?
>>5166887You just wouldn’t understand
>you will never be a decadent tophat-wearing egg obsessed maniac Why even live
>>5167739Would be pretty sick.
I want to get a dog. I've never owned a dog before, but after doing a lot of research, I've narrowed it down to a Labrador or a German Shepherd. Which one do you recommend for a first time owner and why?
>>5166196>My house isn't too big either, but I can manage.Don't get a dog, asshole. You'll be one of those cocksuckers with a miserable dog that everyone looks at you and judges you for. Get a cat. Your childish fear of being alone doesn't mean a dog should suffer. Fuck you. Fuck everyone like you.
>>5166610That's the cool part of getting a pet, you bond with it.
>>5168110I meant gsd. German Shepherd.Most purebreds have heavily sloped backs that look awful.
>>5168111>you need a MANSION to give the heccin pupper the LIFE THEY FLUFFIN DESERVE, FRIENDReddit afDogs in nature sleep in a hole or on a spot on the ground for 10 hours and then run around a bunch
>>5168292Exactly, they're not holed up in a small apartment all day waiting for their boss to come home who then refuses to walk them but is willing to play (read: watch Netflix whilst throwing a ball). Thanks for agreeing to the "don't get a dog" conclusion
show them
>>5167335>I was here in the pre ai times and can affirm this is not sloppa for oncewhat a grim thing to realize, fuck. a few years from now it will be impossible to tell what's real from what is bs>>5165662truly cursed
>>5165662I think this is the worst/best one in the thread
>>5149711>Fetch me a Big Mac and make it snappy
>>5167339That was Mitch McConnell
>>5149779No it's not you retarded fuck who saw a meme on the Internet once and now thinks he has a very complicated line of diseases all worked out.
