>>5108354>5000 hammers laced with lethal doses of opioids descend on the mama monkey’s head in a million bashings, instantly pulverizing mama monkey milk bar before baby monkey can even comprehend the situation>at the first utterance of HOO, demon hands drag baby monkey by his tail far far away from the temple across the ground to Carl’s Carnival of Calamitous Cambodian Catastrophe O.M.G. Lee Albert Mundo>the baby monkey’s soul is recorded with AI technology so that despite the weakness of baby monkey flesh, the soul may endure the million billion pities it is deserving>the first of many terrible tortures for baby monkey places him and many others in little noise car-shaped pits of despair with honking and jostling as the baby monkey is brought to a cubicle where he must learn to type on a computer with no contact comfort and only five seconds of milk for every typing, to be trapped under bright LED lighting for eight hours, watching a bigger happier monkey eat a lychee berry that he may never have>camera feeds to American stoned gooners provide live access to the Carlnival and no janny tranny can stop it
>Who you callin' pinhead?
>>5108932cute
>>5096041Wtf do you mean by archives?
OH YOU COULDN'T DAM THAT RIVERAND MAYBE I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ANYWAY
>>5110626*ahem*fuck ecosystem servicesfuck wetlandsand most of allFUCK BEAVERS
>>5110626>beaver builds dam = ecological service>human builds dam = NOOOOOO UR DESTROYING THE ECOSYSTEM!!!!!!!
fucking dam it
Was it evolution or autism that give these things anxiety when they hear running water?
damn... this is deep...
>>5111502I love grasslands and open steppe so damn much.
I made this infographic for my deer aspie
here english version it is
Thanks, been waiting on this
>>5111421Do they not have a word similar to fawn (immature deer) in Korean?Primary consideration for deer aggression is if they live in an area where people have fed them or suburban areas where they've lost their fear of people.
A thread for otters, wolverines, badgers, martens, grisons, weasels, stoats, tayras, fishers, polecats, ferrets, and ferret-badgers. Post pictures, videos, and stories about these cute, intelligent, and mischievous critters. Thread theme inspired by:https://apnews.com/article/taylor-swift-otter-tshirt-monterey-bay-aquarium-kelce-7272d1970336b02a3a97b4814a54a2f3
>>5107176I still think they're cute
>>5062222https://www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2026-03-10/fisher-fishercat-newhampshire-nature-animals-wildlife-journey
>>5109246cute lil fella
>>5109246what's it being fed? a hot dog?
What is /an/'s favourite nature documentary? For me it's Attenborough's "The Life of X" collection. I've rewatched it recently, and the thing I like about it the most is that it puts more emphasis on life's diversity and how various creatures are adapted to their environment, rather then to try to show a story or a pretty picture, which is what most documentaries do.
Remember Wild America? lolhttps://www.youtube.com/@WildAmericaAnimalChannel
Built for the kill. I love the over the top editing and the jungle/dnb soundtrack. Anyone remember this docu series?
>>5105231i cant remember the name of a documentary i rented from the video store years ago and its been bugging me>was about sharks, studying their feeding habits i think>the documentary crew hired a whaling boat to explode a whale out in the middle of the ocean as bait>maybe from the seventies or eighties?thats really all i rememberring any bells for anyone here with autism powered encyclopedic documentary knowledge?
>>5109422Blue Water, White Death (1971)
>>5105231The BBC is superior
I want a Roman style dog collar with 3 inch iron spikes. I'm not abusing the animal, she is a working hound who just might have to fight a half dozen coywolves and i want her to win that fight. So where do i buy them?
buy a gun you inbred retard.
were you not getting enough attention in your other thread? your dog isn't going to be fighting any fucking coywolves your neighbors are fucking retarded, your Pyrenees is going effortlessly fuck one up and the rest will never come backyou make me want to move to maine, is everyone there so simple and retarded and sheltered? I could probably make good money selling you guys shiny rocks
>>5111178Maybe get into contact with a blacksmith? They're around
Do we fathm the implications it would have if the moon was actually made out of cheese though?
>>5110928Maybe the Moon’s organic compounds seeded the Earth with life.
What kind of cheese specifically?
>>5111006Wensleydale?
>>5111334it was specifically not wensleydale
How the fuck are these things animals?
Do you think they're plants, fungi, bacteria or protists?
>>5111248They are mushrooms of the fungus family of the deep (Cnidaria)
>>5111248One of my dreams for a long time has been to have a jellyfish aquarium. Ever since I saw the cool jellyfish tanks in the SF aquarium I've thought they looked so cool. It's mesmerizing to watch them, kinda like a lava lamp.idk how hard it is to maintain a jellyfish aquarium though. maybe those freshwater jellyfish would be easier.
>>5111248The bigger question is corals. Jellyfish at least look like and move like an animal. Corals literally just look completely alien and more like a plant or a fungus. You have to really get down to the base of what an animal is.
>>5111390same goes for Porifera
It is this time of the year to ask once againWhy is it still the best dino documentary for the last 27 years? What causes it to be so unique?
>>5109189Also in the Epstein files. It's a secret though, don't tell anyone.
>>5108993can you name the next dinosaur Louisaurus please as my name is Louis :)
this thread got me inspired to make an attempt at laying down a docu-comic about the paleozoic. i hope the few anons sane enough to give a fuck could take a look at this and tell me how it's looking narratively, accuracy corrections would also be welcome as i aim to have a mixup of accuracy, speculation and inaccuracies for dramatic purposes. pic related is a sketch of mine of the dunk (it has a mixup of the (((engelman))) proportions and older depictions, i envision it as a 6-meters long beast at full age, like this one).https://pastebin.com/f4GD8czX
>>5109720Good Dunkleosteus design, doesn't look retarded.
>>5109720Nice
chicken incubator live cam on discord.sadly cannot talk in the discord tho but fun to watch! https://discord.gg/NCmuhgWb
>>5111322Would be cool if you didn't choose the absolute worst way to stream it, why not use something easily accessible like youtube or twitch?
>>5111322'O
So i'm hosting 7 goats (three pregnant) on short notice inna barn inna woods of Maine, surprise they came with a three yo Maremmano sheep dog that was raised as a puppy with them. Apparently this thing is somewhat rare and doesn't act like other dogs. It is dead silent. It hasn't made a single sound, i just sat in the truck not moving the whole time for four hours on the way there. It is easy enough to handle on a leash once it is on but clearly doesn't like it and it is very difficult to get it on. We got it to the barn without trouble, let it go and it immediately leapt a 5 foot fence, circled the barn, quartered it then just sat on a elevation and didn't move besides an occasional circling of the barn. It isn't hostile but you can't really get within 4 feet of it, the only thing it does besides 'guard' is break up the goats when they go after each other. From what i was told:>Don't make friends with it, it will eventually get used to you>It will never follow orders and don't try>It is harmless to humans, keep it away from other canines>Don't try to confine it, let it patrol the yard>Don't worry if it wants to stay outside, apparently it will just sit there in a storm and doesn't give af if it is getting slowly covered in several inches of snowIt is a very good looking and well behaved dog, it just seems cautions and utterly focused on it's herd. Obviously a working dog.Anyone have experience with them? My understanding is i feed it, water it, keep other canines away and otherwise just let it do it's thing. Pic from wiki, will take one of mine tomorrow.
>>5109025>>5109985OP here. She stalks me becase she knows she can bully me for treats, i've gotten her to eat out of my hand twice, once was a strip of bacon the other was a cheese burger. I don't like dogs as a person, i am 51 years old and have had several negative incidents where i was bit and i had to shoot one when i was a kid. I know she is an exceptional animal, i just wish she would stop scaring me so much. I go out to take a piss at 3:00 am and she is there staring at me.I know this is a very exceptional animal but i hate it. She is always outside in the worst weather, she is very expensive to keep, she isn's mine she belongs to no one and and to be honest i'm afraid of a hound that can kill me and she knows that.
>>5111174well, if you dont like dogs maybe you should send her back. anyway i doubt she's stalking you, if she hears some weird noise in the middle of the night (you pissing outside like a coyote) she's gonna take a check. any dog would do that. and if she's eating from your hand she sees you as a friend and her owner, there's no bullying involved. stop giving her treats and she will still come to you, but with good intentions. trust me, if she didnt like you this is a breed that would have made itself clear, no way she's gonna bite or attack you at this point.
>>5111174If you’re working with the goats, she would have already attacked you if this was something that should be a big concern.
>>5111174Come on dude. Its a dog. They only kill 32 people a year and thats like, 30 pitbulls and 2 random abused large intact male dogs, out of 70 million. Just keep feeding them lean meat (doggy pancreas cant handle the lard) and they’ll start to like you.
>>5102863There are people here who would kill to woo a fluffy strong-willed dog into being their best friend instead of just adopting a lab that is everyones best friend from the first treat. You should be more grateful.
Thoughts on the secretary Bird?
>>4989049He's cute
ITT: POST SMASHED AND SLAMMED BULLIES, PONDER THE PYRAMID SKEEM
when i see these kind of pitbulls at the dog park i dont even really worry, they look too retarded to be able to fight my dog
>>5109998You've seen these abominations IRL?
>SMASHED and SLAMMED>surviving biggest extinction event in the history, dominates planet after it to the point where they amount to 95% of a terrestrial animals in the early triassicexplain this haters
>>5111310Toadline is the future
>>5110097My neighbor has two of them, a male and a female as well as a blue heeler. I'm pretty sure the blue heeler got the smashlette pregnant because i can't imagine the smashling doing that himself
Would this scare you if you were a bird?
Yes
no
I'm afraid of them now. A few months after my eighth birthday, I was gangraped by a scarecrow, a Terminator and a large feline.
>>5110633Is this that feline?
>>5110624AIIIIIEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HELP ME
