Thoughts on the secretary Bird?
Ok
>>4989049>Thoughts on the secretary Bird?I rarely think about them
>>4989049Funny little dudes
What time is it?
>>4987489Swimmy bird feet are the best.
Terus thread, do not reply.
You may only post fauna that had a documented presence in Australia/NZ for 3,000 years or more. Monotremes, Australidelphian marsupials, Hector's dolphins, goannas, Acanthisitti, cockatoos, strigopoids, kiwis, and dingoes, etc etc are welcome.
>come looking for cool pics of weird isolation-evolved critters>thread filled with faggotryshut the fuck up and post aus/nz fauna
>>5055068It was a bait thread from the start anon
>>5055068I would love tho have one of these as a pet but they live like 6 months
THE HUNT FOR VALERIEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OLGq9IDpXM
>survived long enough to breed and raise a generation if they had a mateSausage dogs confirmed biologically sufficientShould we introduce feral hotdogs to some island somewhere?
Happy wednesdog!
>>5054564TRVTH NVKE
cat schizos lost
>>5054561OH NO NO NO NO NO
Dog website confirmed.
Anti cat schizo samefagging xir own thread again
I showed you my dik dik pls respond
Old world fags wish they could pull this off
Why did he do it
>>5051844Yeah haha
>>5050314dont care. you'll never be white like me.
>>5050314We added a $100k fee and a toilet competence exam to be an h1b and started strictly enforcing green card restrictionsYou WILL go back to being a generally well liked minority and you WILL be happy.
>>5049728if that husky was a human man i would marry him
>>5054430cringe
What other freaky demon animals exist?
>>5052289that one isnt as bad, theres worse incidents
>>5052289>Non-Medical Urethral Sounding: A review of literature and rare case of sounding with a live firearm round1. Flared base applies doubly so with sounding2. That's very wide, and deep sounding causes more issues. If you over stretch then prepare for the worst pain in your life3. Firearm rounds are relatively inert4. Lol
>>5052289>Visualization of the back of the cartridge through the meatusKEK. Also why would he use a blank? The spikes probably hurt a lot>8K GAY
>>5052200Your mother lol
>>5054253pwnd
>slithers past uOh! Excuse me!
Oh, what's this? A hole full of sweet, yeasty water!
>accidentally steps on itnot again
>steps on it again with full force to kill it so it doesn't suffer
What bug is this?
>>5053990It's a smooshed German cockroach. But don't worry, you will soon have lots and lots more friemds to replace her :)
>>5053990Is a baby cockroach, before it shed it skin, if you saw a single and lonely baby, you won't have a problem, just clean up and spray poison in holes and drain grates, nownif you seen various adults and even healthy, prey, prey that your nighbore is not pig.
>>5053990brown recluse
>E-Kekek-Ekek... mrr-oow
>>5052449Wtf... real?
>>5054232yes
that's not real is it?
>>5054461It is now
>>5052455gork here yes it is
> 95% of the adult horn shark's diet consists of hard-shelled mollusks (e.g. bivalves and gastropods), echinoderms (e.g. sea urchins) and crustaceans (e.g. crabs, shrimp, and isopods). To crack their shells, the horn shark generates the highest known bite force relative to its size of any shark, well in excess of other measured species
psh, I can do that with a rock too
> Large horn sharks that feed mainly on sea urchins (particularly the short-spined purple urchin, Strongylocentrotus purpuratus) have their teeth and fin spines stained purple.
It’s a retarded fish and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
>>5054353A fish subsiting entirely on nuts and fruit that fall in the river is a pretty stupid niche.
>>5054353That's a "Sheepshead" and those teeth are for eating barnacles off of rocks and pilons. They're fun to catch, have large black and white vertical stripes and are pretty good eating too.
>>5054353I wonder if fish have their own local dental specialists. He may be due for his next fillings checkup
>>5054353That's not very nice
>>5054355If it works, it's not stupid.
Does this cat look fat? His waist doesn't go past his shoulders when he's standing and you really can't pinch anything besides skin on him and the vet didn't say anything about his weight, but he looks chunky when he's on his back. But he's also real fluffy for a short hair, especially his belly.
>>5052621That does look extremely fat. His lifespan has probably been cut by a couple of years
>>5052621he looks... he looks...LIKE A FAT PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT!!!!!
>>5052621>>5054268I’m jealous that your cat loves belly rubs.
Cat
>>5055372What about cat