What would happen if you screamed in the face of a monkey?
>>5092323It wasn't an underrated post like you or that anon said it was
>>5092312No, but I know that "smiling" gestures in many primates are as sign of aggression, fear or extreme submission.
>>5092178Depends on the type of monkey. In my neck of the woods you get stabbed.
>>5092278Yes really
>>5092178Go try it out and report back to us.
>saves your gardenpsssh...nothin personnel...kid...
>>5092247don't lie anon: you jumped like a little bitch when you first saw that webm
>>5092252Tarantulas this big do not climb like that, it legit looked too fake to me to not realize was some kind of trick video.
>>5092254anon you're not impressing anyone by acting like a big tough guy that is immune to being jumpscared.
>>5092262How the fuck is anyone on the internet not immune to jumpscares at this point? they used to be everywhere
>>5092281because the majority demo on the internet in current year were in diapers when they "used to be everywhere"
Show me your toucans and toucan accessories, /an/
Toucan play at that game
>>5092149I think it sucks you can't get them in the UK
>>5092374>UKwell, you most certainly got what you deserve
>>5092350The fiery billed aracari is clearly best girl of the toucan world
>>5092386I just don't get how we can have so many fucking dangerous exotic animals but we somehow draw the line at toucans. Hyacinths? You can have them gov. Aligator snappers? Knock yourself out. 400lbs giant tortoises? Have a go. Venomous snakes and poisonous toads? Have a couple. Questionably bred large dogs or half-lynxes? Have fun. Anacondas? Sky's the limit.But a beutifull, adorable toucan? Nah fuck off.
WTF 4chan and Reddit that elephants were cuddly and gentle and altruistic?!?!?!Explain this:https://youtu.be/bfrTxLiMgI0?si=qmeGJnPiT_Bfotcq&t=1055
>>5092236Nogo away
>>5092235>Crow standing there, unable to process what just happened and who just saved his life.
>>5090177>?si=qmeGJnPiT_Bfotcqfuck off glownigger
>>5092236Did it eat this cone later, too? Do you think bears are not capable of helping others?
>>5090177Imagine being one of the most intelligent non human mammals on the planet and having to deal with Africans and Indians 24/7. No shit after a while they just go postal
>Wake up in the morning>Walk over to bathroom mirror>Theres spider bites on my face
>>5090269giv yer meat a good ol rub!
>>5090158>Three timesI'd hate to say it but that's no spider.
>>5091220>si=EcZmu-1FtbbqfMADthank you glownigger-kun>november 1stman this board is slow
>>5090158it's nothing to worry about. did you know you swallow 8 every night on average?
FUCK i'm retarded i'm not a newfag i swear
Pterosaur thread
>>5083373
>>5084153"Coincidence? I think not."
>>5083373me and my foid (she doesn't exist)
>>5090995They're big lizards. Same difference really.
>>5090079>>5090995>>5091050>>5092177barely related schizo tangent: I personally believe the current theories of pterosaur origin are complete bull, with scleromoclus being an awful model for flight in pterosaurs. To that end, it would also imply we're not really sure where they fit in avemetatarsalia. I personally would not be surprised if it turned out they actually WERE some early offshoot of dinosaurs. Hell, people have been considering Silesaurs as possibly being Dinosaurs recently, so shakeups of early archosaur relations are not unheard of. I look forward to it.
Gone but never forgotten.
>>5092163Adorable little fella. RIP
post ducks please
this is my favorite thread
>Traditional medicine made from random animal body parts due to retarded superstition >Normalized Animal torture/snuff left and right with almost no highly enforced laws or welfare>Widescale habitat destruction and pollution; gators, turtles, dolphins, ect almost completely wiped out from river systems. >Number one cause of human made climate change >Number one driver of illegal wildlife trade>Illegal smuggling and trafficking of overseas animals into their country after their dumbasses depleted their fauna thus putting other animals at risk that aren't even native to their country>Literally anything that moves is considered a ""delicacy""
>>5091297-1,000,000,000,000 social credits for you.
>>5091297No, hunting a fuck ton of species to extinction is not unique to China you retard
>>5092028I think it’s more about scale, duration, and motivation. There are species on six continents that are endangered because Chinese people think random body parts from them cure small penises. That doesn’t even get into the calling everything a delicacy or the megaproject mass extinction shit. The latter two have some comparisons. The chinky dinky traditional medicine damage does not.
>>5091297we should start eliminating pandas, and it will be really easy since they just want to die.
>>5092062We can make the chinks do that by themselves by converting the panda into a capitalism symbol.
Why she looking back like that tho?
>keep body and legs aimed at escape route>aim head and eyes aimed at unexpected sound
>nooooo!!! you're not supposed to help the sea turtles reach the safety of the sea! you're supposed watch helplessly as they get devoured by sea birds!!like damn, why the fuck not? we need to increase sea turtle population because they eat jellyfish. what's the harm in that?
>>5022879idgaf. I'm an animal, I chose what I do. Bird tries to steal my food? swatted, broke your wing? should not have gone for my food. See a critter in distress? Help it if I can. Ornery Goose? punted, fox chasing a bunny? scared off. Only ones who will care are people I despise, it's a win win. Nature goes not give a shit.
>>5022931>>5055172Kek
You shouldn't move them or carry them to the water because the weird traumatic Normandy Beach sequence they experience at birth is apparently a big part of how their brains remember the location of their ancestral breeding grounds. I guess trauma is a good way of making sure it imprints on them. You can carve little sand paths for them and stand to the side to keep seagulls and crabs scared away but you cannot touch them or stand in their path or over them.
>>5092112What the fuck. You sound insane. Are you American?
>>5092221Shalom, rabbi
What are some crazy animal facts?
Humans are the only animals that get offended by sex because it reminds them they are animals.
Xenarthrans (armadillos, sloths, anteaters, elephants) have internal testicles
>>5091819Elephants are not Xenarthrans but they do have internal testicles. Same as cetaceans.
>>5087279cats see in UV, even with the blaring sun
Post birds, appreciate birds
Post pictures and your experiences or other writings of these much maligned and misunderstood Birds.Anhingas welcome also.Promoting Cormorant awareness and appreciation, one post at a time.
I'm an avid waterfowl hunter. Where I live has a pretty long season for cormorants with big daily limits and no possession limits. Usually that means the government is having issues with an animal and needs people to help control the population. In all my years doing this I've met one guy ever who said he tragets them specifically and he said they're only good in curry.One of the guys I hunt with shot one just to see what they're like and he said it tasted muddy, fishy and metalic.
European ShagGulosus AristotelisIf only more people would give them a second look.
Am I the only weirdo who enjoys watching animals eat food while eating the same food?Also, animal ASMR eating thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGZOFyLrCwk
>>5091979why are rats so cute?
