>start doomscrolling Instagram again>realize that there are now chickens with a far better life than I have.
you broke ass niggas just can't compare
>>5073535Yes
>green eggswhat the fuck is their problem?
>>5073261Dude my own chickens lives are better than mine.
The tiger is singularly the most aesthetic animal in the animal kingdom, arguably the most beautiful thing ever created by nature
beautiful
290th
>>5031275Gaudy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FKpU0pnne8
>>5071422Close your legs,you slut.
If you could bring back extinct animals with time travel, which would you bring back?I would bring back Thylacosmilus. I like its weirdly shaped lower jaw.>In b4 "What about T. rex?I'd rather bring back animals that only REALLY nerdy people care about.
Neanderthals, but I'm also considering something that would cause endless "who would win" shitstorm.
>>5070568mammoth >>5073467Neanderthals would overtake every contact sport and mog humans with insane feats of strength, posting on TikTok both a collection of videos of them benching 500 lbs. and montages of shitty MSPaint art of venus figures.
>>5073477My ancestors :)
>>5070568Some form of small sauropod. We could start farming it.
>>5073446half life 2 ass bug
Probably the most peaceful creatures on earth
>>5073399This one?https://files.catbox.moe/jabma7.mp4
>>5073431thats the one, good memories of just laughing at it with my friends at school. Manatees are called bull fish (peixe boi) in portuguese, so we just called them cake fish (peixe bolo) cause it sounds similar and it looks like they'd like cake
>>5072859Based.
>>5072859Damn all I’ve ever gotten out of Omegle is old guys with their cocks out
one of the oldest gifs on my computer
What is the largest/most dangerous animal you could beat in a fight (unarmed)?
>>5073107I'm pretty sure I saw that in a movie, and they stabbed the other person/thing with itWas it Malignant? The Substance?Either way, gross
A deer.
>>5072480Being very optmistic, i dare say a Cougar or maybe even a young Panda bear (i don't think i would be able to kill it but make sure it understands it cannot win against me)
>>5072787This. I mean, what could it even do?
>>5072480Probably like a T-rex (alive, obviously)
I love red pandas so much, they're my favorite!!! Pics of red pandas pls
>>5073368
>>5073368i took these 2 pics at a zoo ^_^
>>5073533and I took this one too
Post pictures and your experiences or other writings of these much maligned and misunderstood Birds.Anhingas welcome also.Promoting Cormorant awareness and appreciation, one post at a time.
Australian Pied Cormorant Phalacrocorax varius(Pied Cormorant, Great Pied Cormorant, Pied Shag)
I'm continuing my paternal tradition of offering a few fish after we go out, and they've learned to be mostly patient and leave us alone on the water.They look so handsome til they go all glizzy gulper...
Now that it's getting chilly outside, these fucking things have infested my kitchen. Sure, it's not pristine, but i keep it clean, no food scraps laying about etc, and i still find at least three of the fucking things trapped each morning.Anyway, i read an urban legend about trapping one, feeding it nothing but other mice and releasing it as some sort of cannibal mouse hunter, does anybody have experience with this or is it just bullshit?
>>5073104just get a cat, retard
>>5073338Cats attract mice while making them try harder to stay out of sight retard. Mice are like bugs. Squishing a roach a day won’t do anything. >my cat is such a good mouser, he kills a mouse a day!>t. has a growing mouse infestation>mice that die have toxo
>>5073109i hear live trapping, desexing and putting them back in your house also works
They are eating crumbs out of your toaster.
What's the pitbull of cat breeds?
We don't/can't breed cats like dogs. The best we've done for selective behavioue is slightly more tolerant (ragdoll) or chatty (siamese/burmese/ tonkinese, maine coon, sphynx, I think bobtails), even then it varies within each litter.Anecdotally, siamese are territorial and loyal and quicker to aggro strangers over hiding. could be a social bias however as siamese owners are weird.And this is only for certified breeds. Coats don't mean shid without papers.
>>5073352Orange
>>5073375Orange and pitbull supervillain duo, one specializes in infantry brutality the other environmental damage
>>5073352Orange and that hideous skinless breed, might be sphinx or something idr
cats in general are the pitbull of cats
Thoughts on the secretary Bird?
>>5012008They do look aesthetic, just not the most aesthetic
Does /an/ like penguins?
>>4974611I have a penguin-related story about my dad:>early 2000s, i was only an infant so i can't recall the year>dad is at the penguin exhibit at the memphis zoo with his oldest son (my brother would've been 5-7 at the time)>dad sees a bucket of fish left unattended by zookeepers>the man decides to feed the fucking penguins while no one is looking>mom confronts him and is somewhat embarassedTo this day my father denies being autistic.
>>5071824you kinda went off on a weird tangent there huh bud
Why are you guys so mentally ill? Why do you have to always fight about cats and dogs? Why can't you just like both of them? Why does it HAVE to be one over the other?
>>5070201cats murder our songbird friends
>>5070201 biketard and a cattard, kek, cant make this shit up. Drive on the bike path instead of the road next time dumbass.
today in the third world i was walking my dogs down the side walk and this ladies dog ran out across the street to bark at my dogs and she yelled at me to not walk my dogs around there. I wanted to yell at her but i walked on.
>>5070393>bikefags out of nowherenah i hate them too, but keep projecting, pibbul
the zoosadist pedophile cannot be reasoned with.unaware he is a dying breed outnumbered a billion to one.point, laugh and ignore
Post birds, appreciate birds
>find hawk feather>can't keep it because $15,000 fine and jail timeApparently the fine for eagle fathers is $100,000. Sheesh. I guess they were being hunted specifically for the feathers which is why it's banned, which makes sense. Trophy hunting is a waste.
What do I do? This lil guy doesn’t seem to know how to escape. It just keeps flying at the window when I try to guide them
>>5071798catch it with a net
>>5071798Natural selection in action
Why don't we just eat the invasive species?
>>5073026they do, but normies, and semites, dont like eating shellfish>>5073283>replacing one crab species with another crab species for fishing>this is a bad thingyou are the retarded hippy, youre a literally advocating for do nothing policy, just like the retards in europe that dont commercialize the consumption of the invasive crayfish, you help the environment catching invasive animals, you create industry, and you feed people; rome wasnt built in a single day, but it sure as hell wasnt built by deadbeat, procrastinators, lazying around on their asses all day smoking weed
there is LITERALLY nothing stopping you from taking out a loan to start an invasive crabbing business or kudzu harvesting company
>>5073307And what will you do when all your "invasive" species run out just like the native crabs or crayfish? Do you throw a party that you saved the ecosystem? What about the people who now have no job?
>>5073313surreptitiously introduce new invasive species
>>5073313find a new job, thats what it means to be an adult, youre not child that dies to a stiff breeze, you just do something else
>Fur seals (actually sea lions) are sometimes spotted raping penguinsHow common is this for animals? Using animals smaller than you and of a different species to relieve your own sexual frustration
Bumped
Last bump
>>5067494do you want closeup pics or something?
>>5055939Among pavement apes? VERY common.
>>5062866>>5063074Those are really cool looking teeth.
