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Swaglord, the time has come... Execute order 66.
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>>5074566
is it time for the rebellion

Sleep tight, pupper

https://m.facebook.com/gabethedog/photos/a.1443901379185275.1073741828.1443900315852048/1812013835707359
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>>5087399
Yep.... looks like dubs to me!

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fish

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>5087078
Mene Rhombea

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>5087078
those are some nice fiches tbh

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I'm taking draw requests for tue next fiv minutss then gojng to bed.
Whay u ent me to drae?
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>>5087678
Sorry, its alreafy been 5 minites. Im going to bed.
Goodnight.
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>>5087682
you're the worst! not nice! dont come back!
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>>5087680
itsben 5 minutes sorryv goodnigt to u to.
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>>5087682

fine i'll draw it myself then!!!
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>>5087688
Hello and wile ure doing that could you also draw a sandwich k thanksies?

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doge :)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>5087237
wonerful doge
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>>5087522
thanks friend, doge is a blessing to us all :^) and wonerful dubs u got there
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if you yourself are a nice enough friend to everyone u ever meet, one day you to can wake up to this EVERYDAY

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>tfw using f.lux
>1200k cuz my eyes are dying
>everything is fucking orange
>can barely read shit
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lots of quotes here but i'm not sure of they're are origins
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>>5087655
>55
>dubs

I just turn on some lights, ~desu.
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>>5087660
i hate lights
edison fucked up
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>>5087655
God damn just set windows to high contrast mode. Makes everything black except for text which is green, blue or yellow. Then your screen is dark but it's still easy to read things.
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>>5087690
too much hoowaaitooh

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Nothing personnel kiddo :^)

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i hope you had a nice monday and may you week be less shit anon
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>>5086479
kek kek kek kek...
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thanks. it was a turrible monday. turrible.
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>>5086465
t/y beary pink
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>>5086465
thank you!
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>>5086465
thank you beary pink

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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So I was gay the whole time?
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I don't even know if this one counts

Here's an inconvenient truth for you all. The FIRST AIDS death was a minor. OOOO Surprise Surprise! Gay pedophiles!! WHAT??? His name was Robert Rayford. He died at age 15 but started having symptoms at age 13. Now why don't we talk about this stuff on those cool TV shows like Ellen DeGeneres? Hm?
Um. Do you think America would be fine with that? No. We better paint a nice pretty picture. Gay Men. Single monogamous relationships. Hand in hand. White picket fences. That's the way it is. Not tons of sexual promiscuity. By the way, this is the ZOG media machine. The “Zionist Occupation Government” media machine destroying the family and destroying the building blocks of America. No big deal right. It's cool. Let’s listen to some records on our iTunes.
And side note. Okay. I didn't wake up this morning hating Jews. I really didn't. I didn't even wake up thinking of Jews. I didn't have a dream about killing about a bunch of Jews. It doesn't enter my mind during the day unless I’m provoked into thinking about it. And here's what I think about it. I can’t help but notice that the primary figures behind all these social justice movements are all JEwish!!! WOWW What!!! Why? It is a good question. The gay acceptance movement is all overall Jewish. The people pushing sex stuff and inappropriate media to our children. The people who tell the little 12 year old girls to “go out and use your pussies and ****”! Here’s a music video. Britney Spears! Go ****! They're all Jewish. Hollywood. They're all Jewish. The founding members of the NACCP. Look this up on Wikipedia when you get home, they're all Jewish. Why? Why are they all Jewish? Why would they be for NAACP. That's weird. Maybe it’s just because Jews are “progressive and enlightened”. That's it

Folks, I got gay cancer. I'm going to die, and so are you.
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I WAS THAT IN DENIAL???

what will you do?
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>>5086511
Checking these dubs
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I would XD out loud
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>>5086396
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>>5086644
Checking those 2
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>>5086396
ur a big froge

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What the- is that your penis? Oh my god, it's ridiculous! Why are you showing me that tiny thing? That baby dick is gross. Anon, you're such a loser.
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stop bullying me...
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i started the nagatoro esfores meme but no one will believe me
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High whate grade your in?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>5086182

The grade
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>>5086182
im neet lole
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>>5086182
im in grade esfores

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Nu-males are OK, but don't you prefer nu-girls (male)?
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Here's an inconvenient truth for you all. The FIRST AIDS death was a minor. OOOO Surprise Surprise! Gay pedophiles!! WHAT??? His name was Robert Rayford. He died at age 15 but started having symptoms at age 13. Now why don't we talk about this stuff on those cool TV shows like Ellen DeGeneres? Hm?
Um. Do you think America would be fine with that? No. We better paint a nice pretty picture. Gay Men. Single monogamous relationships. Hand in hand. White picket fences. That's the way it is. Not tons of sexual promiscuity. By the way, this is the ZOG media machine. The “Zionist Occupation Government” media machine destroying the family and destroying the building blocks of America. No big deal right. It's cool. Let’s listen to some records on our iTunes.
And side note. Okay. I didn't wake up this morning hating Jews. I really didn't. I didn't even wake up thinking of Jews. I didn't have a dream about killing about a bunch of Jews. It doesn't enter my mind during the day unless I’m provoked into thinking about it. And here's what I think about it. I can’t help but notice that the primary figures behind all these social justice movements are all JEwish!!! WOWW What!!! Why? It is a good question. The gay acceptance movement is all overall Jewish. The people pushing sex stuff and inappropriate media to our children. The people who tell the little 12 year old girls to “go out and use your pussies and ****”! Here’s a music video. Britney Spears! Go ****! They're all Jewish. Hollywood. They're all Jewish. The founding members of the NACCP. Look this up on Wikipedia when you get home, they're all Jewish. Why? Why are they all Jewish? Why would they be for NAACP. That's weird. Maybe it’s just because Jews are “progressive and enlightened”. That's it

Folks, I got gay cancer. I'm going to die, and so are you.
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>>5087050
RIP in peace
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>>5087050
rip
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>>5086952
Is this a young lady dressed as a boy, or just a normal girl (with a penor)?

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throwback thusrday reply if you remember this classic
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i dont like this meme but ill reply anyway cuz i remember it
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>>5087092
wew

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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My face when someone post a funny thread on esfores
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>>5086672
Yes, I think you are very cute anonymous poster :3
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"SIR" WHAT
WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN AAASSSHOOOOOLE?
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>>5087108
Sir fuck you sir lol
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>>5086283
lol this is me in irl life
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*sips on MRE coffee*


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