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Hello there! Can I buy a candy bar?
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I don't know can you?

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What's the oldest you've ever been?
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429 million

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Nearly 12 hours into my birthday and not a single happy birthday. how is this possible ;_;
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birth.........day..........
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>>4723120
Another year older, do you feel another year older op because you are. Happy birthday faggot btw this is my niece
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If you believed in the true doctrine of Jehovah you would know that it's a cursed day.
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>>4723120
happy birthday i love you fam

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Good morning [s4s]

How are you all this fine day?
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>>4725492
fuck both of you, i am teh voice of teh pplz XD
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>>4725530
Why do you use both?
I like, when I click on an image for it to open in a new tab.

>>4725533
good double
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>>4725527
I am phoneposterfriend. I do not have the hover option.

>>4725533
>5533
Rude double dubs.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4725538
you can just use the middle mouse button to open an image in a new tab

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ITT we pretend we work in a office building
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>>4725470
what's that like?
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Before I start working in this office, I'd like to know your names first. So who's who?
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>>4725531
I'm Dildo Baggins
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*walks in 8 hours late as per usual*
Honestly you guys this place is a mess. A MESS. I mean look at you, you're just sitting around looking at memes? There are literally people dying in this building AS WE SPEAK. Anime has been up 25% in the last quarter and post rate has increased by almost 15%... We need to either start taking this job seriously or GET OUT. What do we have to do?! I'll tell you what we have to do:
>>4724354
somebody needs to repair this elevator, I'm not going to fucking work in the fucking 31st floor until the god damn elevator's fixed.
>>4724395
Wilson, focus, I know I know we all jack off at work once in a while but right now we really need to listen to what the boss asks, and get this place fixed up.
>>4724450
Whoever took this poor man's stapler needs to give it back RIGHT NOW. I'm looking at you Johnson. Jesus Christ I feel like I'm teaching kindergarten here.
>>4724525
I thought I told you guys to stop watching TBBT last week?! Look I know I'm not the boss but when you're so retarted you're stapling your dick to those VERY IMPORTANT REPORTS THE BOSS WANTED some thing is seriously fucking wrong. Can someone PLEASE help this intern get his dick out of the reports? Anyone?! (wait so it was the INTERN who stole the stapler...? Hmm sorry Johnson)
>>4724527
FUCKING STOP WITH THE FUCKING CRISPS HARRY IT WASN'T FUNNY WEDNESDAY AND IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW
>>4724533
yes you are are right SOMEBODY has to clean this up, can some one tell me where the FUCK Mark is when you need him?! That lazy son of a BITCH better get down here RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Honestly somebody should call that lazy fucker up right now.
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>>4724652
Oh shit. Disregard what said earlier about him cleaning up that mess... Someone should prolly tell the boss we need a new FUCKING JANITOR BECAUSE THERE IS A MAN WAS SMASHED AGAIST THE PAVEMENT RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW?!
>>4724710
>>4724722
You guy's are late so you have to clean up the mess outside... Yes I know, the boss didn't tell you do do it, but look we're really busy right now and the REAL workers need to get to work right now. Fuck.
>>4724763
There was a COLORED MAN here?! Can I get my shit disinfected?! Like right NOW?! Where the FUCK IS MARk... oh right.
>>4724963
YOU HEARD THE MAN
>>4724974
Tell Linda it's unethical to call dead people names. >>4725170 Also tell her sluts can't sue people
>>4725088
The day's not quite over yet bud.... Now HELP US WITH WORK...!
>>4725095
I'M NOT IT BUT I THINK THAT ONLY FIXES COMPUTERS I THINK

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V for _____
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>>4725526
vagainae
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>>4725526
>>4725526
vagina

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lol look at him
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>>4725494
i see hom but the freaking ultra lol does nt come tonmee
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no, i refuse
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>>4725511
>5511
Double dubs check

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4725494
lol

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Pig.
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>>4725516
It is a cowe, and that fellow never attended any educational institutes
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>>4725510
Honestly the best post ever made
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>>4725517
Pigs oink

Cowes moo

Gavin McInnes

Went to school
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>>4725522
>5522
Double dubs checked

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>4725522
true haiku dubs tbh

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Does anyone else self-insert as the trap?

Because I do.
I wish I could shave my legs, order girly clothes and crossdress without my roommates finding out.
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>>4725488
nice dubs
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>>4725488
>not wanting your roommates to find out
why even fantasize about it

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Doge erected a wall of politeness to protect us all from the evils of the world where we can post doges in peace and harmony just as Lord Mot intended :^)
thanks Doge!
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Did you know doge is a famous yogi?
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>>4725464
Of course friend! But remember Doge does not just do Yoga for the unalloyed stretches! She does it for the peace and politeness it promotes.

*shitposts in the morning*
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>>4725292
I don't think it counts if you were up all night but hey look it's me
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>>4725292
*posts in shit thread*
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https://youtu.be/fM9ctdHztRU

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What would you do if you were to meet with Taxi Slut?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4725337
I liek u ur funeh even when you don't mean to I still find you amusing.

Look I found this one just 4u (biggurl~)
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>>4725377
>77
Checked

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>4725299
"random losers."
"they're prob a total POS IMO"
whoa chill they are just taxi drivers they didn't ask for this.
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>>4725299
If I could get free taxis by doing sexual things with a female driver, I would do it all the time. Why can't a girl feel the same way? Why is it wrong? Why is a guy allowed to do something, but a girl isn't? Also I'm sure that not everyone feels bad about random hookups.
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>>4725499
>99
Good double

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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How is /s4s/ feeling this morning? But more importantly, how are your fortunes?
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>>4725433 (dubs)
>33

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Does fortune favor me?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4725500
HEY FUCK YOU
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>>4725500
those dubs favor you
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chek

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le millenom girl
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le millenom girl

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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<Lady Fortune>

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4725133
<Lady Dubs>

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4725137
le millenom girl
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>>4725110
>>4725133
>>4725137
>>4725431
le millenom girl

Buenos dias, in this ITT thread we talk about the many different ways that tacos can be prepared and eaten
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pic is me
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>>4725486
adorable, A+ for taco eating technique
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>>4725484
buenos dias Migo come stas yo stoy bien brrachos lole puss que le vakosba ahacer verdad fierro pariente pa rriba con los corriedos alterados papa


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