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want some corn buddy? :^)
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>swaglord will never hand-feed you his kernels

why live

happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up
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Bliss and tranquillity to you and everyone else too!
tell it to go down
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waking up is harder when your based as hell

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Feeling rly happy with my bf <3

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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happens more often than u think

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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how can i stop being a newfag /s4s/?
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you can't
the only thing that is close to oldfags are lurkers
You only say that because by not posting you can't disagree with their opinions and accuse actual oldifgs of being newfigs
ayyy dank you
I do not know.

I just started coming here last weekend.
well it's better for newfigs to lurk than post
when you think you have done lurking go ahead and post
i am not saying you shouldn't post ever

oh noooooooooooooooooooooo
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do what? it's an expression of anxiety relief

what do you think this guy is going to do with all those limes?
well I looked at the thread and he didn't do anything with the limes
that was pretty lame
hi ripa and poster of purple clothes anim grill
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tell me why
why not?

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my board now
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who quote
Are you that triggered by someone telling you not to call people gay?
Not in the least. If I were to use the term as a descriptor I would probably laugh a bit and say"no need to be offended by words."

If I were to use the term as a pejorative I would most likely be using it on a straight person that was acting a fool. In that s scenario I would say virtually the same thing.

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What should I fap to tonight?
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Slipary wet dog poop
a dog shitting himself while fucking a female human beings
Your mom
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three in a row

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semen demon
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cum collectin druid
how can someone collect semen without money?
I was near one of the seven open gates of hell and accidentally summoned this beast while sipping on my monster low-carb not sure what to do?
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low carb means you're a fatty, FATTY

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I am Not the Baka!
And this Pink ID will prove it!
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I cleaned it up a little for you using waifu2x
Found a better version and cleaned it up with wafiu2x. Any idea on who this girl is?
Akari Akaza

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ol mother's standing still now
ol mother's in the dark
ol mommie's feeling ill now
ol mommie's at the park
ol mother's getting hungry now
ol mother's seeing MEAT
ol mommie's teeth are set now
ol mommie's thrilled to be
ol mother's seeing red now, her children must abide. she's sharping her hatchet, set table forks and knives. they ovens heating up now and soon they'll all be dead. don't worry mommie loves you, it's all inside your head.

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holy mother of god
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yo this dank as shit
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If dubs I make a footy thread
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the lovesick always hesitate in the battlefield
you will hesitate at the wrong moment get some of your teammates killed
and then you will die to some random mortar fire
that is the future i foresee for a lovesick soldier
but do come back a changed man and show your beloved what kind of man you have become
do not hesitate when the time comes
and leave the battlefield behind when you come back
Gosh anon you sound so stupid, but go on keep ranting about irrelevant poop.
i wish you good luck on your survival
and pray that you come back unchanged
I want smelle cute poster footy

bib bib bicu bicu big man jeans apron velho chest machine poopy diarrhea smell stinky xd dog eat my poopoo

poopy pants
diaper smell

schoolhouse 1st grade xd xd stinky bib rotten diarrhea in pants xdd play with furry pet hamster balls diarrhea on hamster xdd teacher smell poop in my big man pants xd sent to principal office principal smell poop i poop in face xdddddd

play with smelly poop mom toys!!!!!!!!!!!! bib bicu bicu diaper diarrhea smelly stinky xdd dirty shirt diaper leak full of stinking diarrhea xddd sprey poop on tv xdd eat pet goldfish lol

xddd daddy smell pee in big fat poop diaper lol like big babby smell xd

eat pooopy mom food!!! sniff dinner plate xd poop on table xdd diarrhea on mom shirt xddddd like binky babby big big bicu xd lol

xddddd diaper stinking in bed xddd wear big man jeans full of rotten stink poop xddd lol like babby leak xdd on apron like velho chest stinky poop machine lol

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with the amount of memes i have given to [s4s] it time for me to give myself a namefig

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Jacqueline says she likes satire. She walks to school everyday with Johnny, who says he likes hyperbole. Jacqueline explains a funny joke to Johnny one day:

"Hurricane Katrina was a shitstorm, know why? Because it turned half the city brown!"

Johnny laughs at this, though what Jacqueline had said was not satire, it was predominantly hyperbole. Do you have friends who think they are comedic in the fashion of their favorite actors or entertainers when they are actually contributing to some other type of literary technique?
What are some experiments you can conduct with misconception that could prove resourceful? Can you think of any ways where a misunderstanding of literary technique could prove fatal for a person's career?
Translator perhaps?
Could you explain?

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