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Forget the old paradigms, the guilt and shame. Step into your power and make that ass shake.
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well said kuromi
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It's beyond me, help me Mommy!
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i want to rest my rock hard penor on her bum
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>>11662540
stick this bitch
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I have a question about Kuromi.

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I actually fucked up my whole live
I don't know what to do anymore

>be me
>started hacking with age 11
>learned social engineering
>I had a few good friends
>had the same mindset
>I trusted one of them too much
>he snitched everything
>police was at my home 6am
>took my Mobile, PC and USBs

>what I learned?
>never trust or tell anyone what you are doing
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>>11663516
Two questions: How long ago was this, and who are you quoting?
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1 15.6.2024
2 A old friend and myself
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as long as you didnt catch a felony youre good
you arent a felon right
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I whould not say ''felon''

But I really did dumb shit a long time ago

I also whould not say ''hacking''
The worst thing in my eyes I did is Spear Phishing

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Bonus round, some other fat bitches from my collection
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>>11662924
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>>11662925
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>>11662926
Good bye for now
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>>11662927
good bye mom

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Your fortune: Good Luck

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Good Luck

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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My Fortune: Gooder Luck

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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ur fortune: gobly luck

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11663479
>>11663514
today will be just another fine without purse issues I can positively fortune tell you

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>day

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I've got a gock in my 'rari.
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>>11662249
is that what they told you or are you speaking from personal experience?
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>>11662262
Both
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>>11662199
doubles
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>>11662136
Ring ding ding daa baa Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
Wh-wha-what's going on-on?
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We should start a speedrunning genre of ejaculating to crazy frog

>blocks your path

Your fortune: Outlook good
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disgusting
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At that point, why even wear a bottom?

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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11661398
lucky thread

Your fortune: Good Luck
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absolutleyl esbins

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Just checking my fortune

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11662534
kot predicted this

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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kot id get
wait a minute...

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are you stupid or something?
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a little but I'm also a little silly
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Hi yes
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>>11663048
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>>11663501
sex gifs
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>>11663499
boiling the crabs cold

What’s on your mind anon?
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nothing just how I’m going to fucking eat u
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Just sittin' here thinking about niggertown and it's ramifications on society.
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I've had some long days at work, so I need to think about my fanfic RN. Prolly play some Total War WH later.
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>>11661990
sex with men
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Thinking what each marshmellow in the lucky charms would taste like if they were woke and supported LGBT

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https://voca.ro/1ahe2F7lvZIJ
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Welcome back you fucking faggot
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>>11663462
Do you have anything you'd like me to pray for you about?
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>>11663461
i thought he said "eat this bread for it's my body and my wine my blood" or something like that..
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>>11663461
thebil angry and not trustworthy
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>>11663461
what are your thoughts on psalm 42 as a whole? I personally think most if not all scripture should be quoted with more than one verse as people won't get the whole context of the entire passage. thanks for your hard work anone, God lubs u beary much!

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My mousepad is crusted deep with filth, no amount of dusting will work, same as my room. A den of shame if there ever was one.
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>>11663524
More dust = more bitches.
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>>11663526
Sometimes I see dust mites as big as ants crawl around my dwelling, I wonder how many crawl upon me at night.

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My mfw when I hit my head really hard on something :(
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>>what?
o.o
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>>11663444
Hit my head on trips
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>>11663446
good for you getting stone is sometimes a hanging on kind of thing
roll them out for the awake

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Remember that time we had all 4 footbocchis on the board at the same time?
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>>11663469
No.

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what operating system do you think is the best husbando material? ^w^ mine is windows 7 :3
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>>11662328
Windows 11 (male)
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>>11662597
yeah retards that never experienced the era enjoy attributing false names to it
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did you know you can beside buying windows you can hack it to make it really your own bitch ?
that's my flavor of vanilla vvindows

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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sexy 3.1
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Arch linux because the relationship will never be stable.

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this is how keksandra scratches her futa balls, what's your ball scratching technique?
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>>11659300
dubs of CBT
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>>11662809
when she gets punched in her tender eggs it hurts at first but a few seconds later her cock gets hard and the pain feels really good
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>>11662000
i hope this gets finished :)
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Keksandra's cute futa cock!!!
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>>11662000
does /jp/ (the board) feel the same? do they post cute keksandra + jp on their board too?

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Welcome to the Bread Bank.
We sell bread, we sell loafs.
We got bread on deck, bread on da flo.
TOASTED
ROAS-

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11663327
this is what girls should be like. eating an entire loaf.
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i wish i were 2d so i could eat bread and be cute
it's one or the other here

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11663360
thats all she ate that day
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>>11663360
In the 2D world, if God wants you can be beautiful, eat everything you want without gaining weight.
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Give me one bread extra pepperoni


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