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It's been real, frens. Catch you on the other side.
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>>10833497
O_O

DON'T GO JOSEPH MOUNT

Your fortune: Average Luck

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she's STILL got her hat
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my hat is cooler
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beary hat thred?
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>>10833483
'luv me hat
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>>10833488
do nothing dubs!
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>>10833496
omg beary knome

You walk in a McDonalds and order three cheeseburgers with a large soda to go.

When you pull around the corner, this girl reaches through the car window and smacks your bare ass. How do you deal with that?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>10833474
How can she reach my ass through the serving window? Surely her arms aren't that long.

Also why is my ass bare? I always make sure to wear pants when leaving the house!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>10833485
I like the warm stick of my bucket seat. Sometimes there's even coom on it.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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I only order inside
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>>10833474
Be concerned about her not because she smacked my ass but how does she do it. Am in my fucking car!
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we've arrived at clown world

https://youtu.be/Zip4QyJyD5g

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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want to touch?
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>>10831557
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>>10831557
want her to take off underwear
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>>10832892
head pat her cute blunt bangs
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>>10833053
don't be so harsh

>>10833324
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>>10833456
how is her hair

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this was a good sleep
now i can play cs an earn my weekly income yayy
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my csgo crashed an i have to relaunch everything… hope i don’t get banned
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for dinner i am having cheese an crackers whilst i play
also i got this new mustard called dijon mustard an im using it on them is tasty
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owie my carpal tunnel
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10 crackers was too much
im starting to get sooo sleepy but i need to finish this session
tomorrow i think i will play more higurashi
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well my carpal tunnel is better than it was last week, hopefully my wrist cancer goes away eventually
maybe tis healing after all
probly only 1 or 2 more matches to get all my xp
still no 2nd drop tho

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these are all the wallets i own

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>10833446
I need a new wallet anyway!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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seuss is gonna get banned again...
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>>10833457
NO!!!!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>10833450
Mine is bigger......
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>>10833486
Lots of people have bigger wieners than me nowadays, especially with all the enhancements you get get done for cheap!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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https://youtu.be/glA8d6o5mp8

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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grownup women are so tedious
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Who dat? Your pic looks like Rev Says Desu.
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I reason in a band that a bass guitar is unnecessary.
Even if the sound of a bass guitar disappears from a band, it is because I do not notice.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>10833480
Ur retarded

funny facts!
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I remember pissing myself the first time I tried masterbating *flexes inferiority*
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>>10833440
how did that happen? ive read somewhere that touching bepis a certain way makes you feel the need to pee but have been unable to recreate it
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boys be horny
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>>10833455
Maybe another time
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>>10830114
I am a white 4chan furry pedophile and i assure you it is not the 4chan furry pedophiles posting this

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Which era(s) do you have actual memories of growing up?
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>>10833194
I grew up in the frutiger aero world but most of the tbings I owned were Y2K or Memphis. It wasn't until like 2017 that I started getting aero era stuff lol.
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>>10833459
No Scrubs is y2k distilled
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>>10833469
Yeah, TLC is the 90's from what I remember
Then again I have gone insane
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>>10833473
the buildup to the year 2000 is the most significant part of y2k
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>>10833478
remember how spicy it was when nothing happened

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sex with a tranner
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Do you know what I mean, Vern?
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hop on dude

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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hot steamy femboydom sex with my trans gf

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>10833233
describe it, dude
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>>10833233
>>10833224
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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wow anon, that was very autistic!
are you a poet too?
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I write you a poem

Thanks for posting
On 4channel 2
If you didn't do that
I wouldn't know what to do
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>>10833331
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violets r blue i <3 u :^)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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the hamster girl
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The same color as the Capuchin monk's robes n' stuff.

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Uh oh, she gon' do it!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>10832943
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>>10833318
Why did you sage?

Your fortune: Outlook good

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egg
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B'egg.

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vorstellen
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>>10833427
fries are more brown though
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Why do I find it difficult to communicate with people? I always get nervous and talk funny stuff that I don't really want to.
I was just standing at the bus stop where I always wait for the bus that goes to the station. A woman has addressed me and asked if she can have a cigarette because she no longer has one. I gave her a cigarette of course and she started talking to me and asked where you can buy cigarettes here.
There is a wholesale nearby but there you can only buy if you have a trade. I said that there is a gas station where you can maybe buy some.
I always buy my beer there and sometimes cigarettes. But the woman was convinced that this is the cash register so I just said that I do not know exactly whether you can buy there normally.
Why didn't I just tell her that I always buy my cigarettes there.
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>>10833460
Despite the fact that modern society portrays effective communication as a normal and easy thing, it is in fact the most difficult things that humans encounter with eachother. It's nearly impossiblet o accurately express what's in your head to another person, and the only tools we have available to express these things are our shared language or art. Language is limited to the characters and words within it, so that presents its own challenge besides the fact that you're expected to be able to formulate your thoughts into sentence structures that can be understood by the person you're talking to. It's very complicated stuff. Don't be distraught.
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>>10833460
I dunno
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>>10833462
:)


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