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What's the next part of their master plan?
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To give me a tuggy

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>>4382270
my (file | life) is one series of ironic (events | steven) after another. I sleep every (night | thing) because it is ydnret, but I nod't actually rest. Gsnteri is iesyritcn and honesty, it's a (night | thing) that grounds us to the core of (begin | being) human and esrsrheef the sseesn, which obrusce minds have ruled out as "completely and totally sbtlluih". and so, even if my eyes (are | ear) zdqueees (shut | thus) and my chest ehvsea gently with the rolling march of rainvtlyuno function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of onehiceencr. every morning I (wake | weak) up and drink water, and I (miles | smile) while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to iaaetvlle a sincere ldiyob need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and oaihrtalu humor. the idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of rnoiy. my day espsrreosg in this fashion, while I onttaemepcl (how | who) tomorrow I can further overcome my (now | own | won) sense of onryi and the profound lack of genuine interests in my (now | own | won) (file | life).
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>>4382522
dubs
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>>4381213
bring me me ses of cress!
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>>4382270
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bullet

Your fortune: Good Luck

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dude do you have ANY idea how many layers of irony im on...
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>>4382444
nice trips
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>>4381591
(•╬•) nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask
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dab
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å̛nͩ͗҉̞͖͚͍̣̬d͉͆̈̑̈́̔
̧͓̻̝̙̲̈̆̃3̓̓͟)̧̦̫͇̩̫̯͒̆̆ ̺̝̤͓̰̈̀̽ͤ͒ͦͨͅbͣ̈́̀o̲̘ͯ͒́̒̓t͔̱̘͚ͮ̾ͨ̋͢h̛̺͚̻̅̿̆ͅ ̸̳̊̑ͣ͂̚1̙͓̱̖̲̮ͤ̈́͘)͓̣͉̾̇͊ ̢͖͚̺̣̖̲͓͐̏a͙̘͉͎̙͋͊̈́͗̋̉n̯̥̳̣̼͈͒ͥͥ̃d̡̬̞̬̱̭̜ͭ ҉͙͎̬͍̜̪2̱̼̰͇)̭̬̻̗͉̣̈͊͑̌
̰͚ͪ͑̃͒́̊͠ȃ̫̾ͯ̓͘n̺͚̩̺d͖̖͕̣̰̮́ͣ͗̑̕
̈́ͮ̐͛ͤ͊4̷̯ͭͥ̓͋͛)̵͎̩̼ͩ̒͛̏̃ͩ̔ ̷̹̫͉̘̯̫͆̉̀̒́̔a̶͍̣͕͉̍̋̿ͯ̉̑̇l̓ͤ͂l͉̹͙͔̝̒́ ̳̪̲͂͊ͩ̈̅ͭo̖̩̖͓͎͆͗̎͋̚ͅf̘͚ͭ̕ ͫͨ͐̉ͩt̤̣͍̭̰͕̽̔ͨ̍͋̅͜h̵̰͍̐̒̓e̗̜͉̹̝ͮͧ ̮̳͓̩̦̝ͅȧ̞̣͙̤͙̈ͩ̈ͮͤb̪ͬ̇̎̈́ͫ̔o̧̞̥̱̍̈́̒̉̇v͙̬̟̦̜̥̐̓e̴̬̯̥̠ͥ̑
̼͕̲ͩ̐a̡̺̺͚̺n̴͉̜̳̰̩d̰̭͖͖̪̲̫̉ͫ͒ͨ̉̉̆
̬̺̹̤̬̖̤͋͋͐̊̅5͚̝̺͍̗̼͗̚)̵̙̠͕̔̂͐͑̚ ̳̓̓̄̑n̵̖̩̗̦̞̩͐ͭͮ̒́ͅo͍̭̽ͯ͘n͂͐̒ͫ͗ͮ͞e̮̦̠̦̼̎̆͆ͪ͠ ̮̘͙͛ͦͣ̍̽o̶͙̳ͧ̔ͤͭ̔ͤf͚̱͕͇̥̫̅͂̔ ̮̮͎̣͖͐ͩ́ͨ́t͍̼̝̳̰͎ͥ̒̑ͤ͟hě͍̯̝͖̦̑͑̄͛̃ͅ ̮͎̯̩̳̭͕̅̅̉a̹ͫ̆̉̓͗ͩ͝b͕̪̝̘̬̹̳́ͦ̀̈̚o̵̭̹v̥͕̦̖͈͓̎̋͑̏͆̌̏͡eͣ̂͏̞̲̺̖̬̫̙
͖̯ͩͦ͛̂ͧ͘ȃ̶̫ͩ̒̊̉̑ͧn̫̅d̒̿͜
̻͛̓̎ͨ̆ͥ6̫̺̫̼͓̲̹̔̒́)̗̠̌ͣ̌ͬ͌ ̬̞͉ͥ͋̊̏ͪ́aͩ́̂ļ͈̗̼̦̜̑͑l̺̳̟̱̰̟̈́̍͊͌ ͕̫̗ͯ̔̅o̞̰̭̤ͬͯ̔̌̈́͝f̺͆̓ͮ̂͊̃ ̟͈̺̦͇̈́̅̒̽̌t̥͎͕̃̆h̺̜̠̰̰͎̜̅̔ͥ̔ͬe̩̫̋ ̧ͤ̾a̜̿ͯ̈̆ͦ̅̚͝b͖͙̲̻͕o͎̭͛v͓̹̣̫̪̋ͪe̳͙̔
̳̪͈͉̊̈̾͆a̝̗͙̙̼ͨ̓͋͟n̳͎̝͋ͭ͡d̟̣͔̜̬̘̟̏̈͢
̹̯̰̣̫̐̇̈ͩ̔̄̉ͅ7̺͚͖̟͙̇̽͞)̄̊͏͚̠͖̩͈ ̢̠̜̯̼ͥa͡n̖͙̟ͫͯ͛͐̀́d͙̜͊ͣͦ̉̐̏ͥ

can somone explain how the above came to existence
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>>4382604
who are you quoting?

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if you find this cartoon attractive then you have a serious mental illness, and you need help. this anime is not a person. it's a drawing designed to jewishly manipulate your feelings.
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>>4382052
what should u do with this thing
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>>4381248
(•╬•) nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask
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>>4382254
>cute - attractive in a pretty or endearing way. "a cute kitten"
>retarded
>>>/b/
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>>4381248
Name of anime yes?
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>>4381248
dont ever talk to me or my waifus son ever again bitch!

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I am #1
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ok whatever kid
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>>4382590
(•╬•) nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask
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>>4382590
A CIVILIAN?

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ITT: we summon cps
HELLO CPS!
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>>4382557
<forever> no
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>>4382557
Hello, thank you for calling Child Protective Services! If you want to report abuse, press button 1 now. If you want to report fraud, press button 2. If you want to file a complaint, press button 3. If you have a complaint about how your benefits and/or services are being handled, press button 4. *beep*
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Hi am cheesey pizza yes
Well i help u?
Salam Alaikum
Allahu Akbar
an pray Jeeses
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>>4382557
(•╬•) nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask

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kill me

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>4382577
*cuts you into four pieces with two expertly aimed flicks of my katana* nothin personnel kid
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>>4382582
my dubs confirm you're rdue
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTz5xjmso4
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meh. just take a nap and you will be ok. i am on government assistance, and if i use the coupons from the internet, i can eat an entire month of pizza hut for free!
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>>4382577
(•╬•) nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask

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SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR
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>>4382416
Inside, can I get into Navarro pls.
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>>4382422
nice dubs
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>>4382416
DONT HAVE

A N Y?
N
Y
?
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>>4382416
PURGE
U
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G
E
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>>4382416
boom pulse grenada

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I find anime is too damn popular.
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>>4381782
Anime is cartoons.
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>>4381767
i herd u liek aniem
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>>4381767
well at least ur not popular

Your fortune: Outlook good
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same
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>>4381767
(•╬•) nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask

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haha akari is ded
dumb leso bitch lmao
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``no''
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>>4382427
this is rude she's just sick not dead
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>>4382427
(•╬•) nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask
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>>4382427
dont ever talk to me or my waifus son again bitch!

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Literally me tbh fam
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>>4382588
(•╬•) nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask

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>>4382331
Holy kek bunt is still pretending to be other people?
That's dedication.
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>>4382343
kys
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WARNING: VIRUSE DETECTED ON SERB

plz notify your administrator by posting RTG DA SERB
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>>4382474

rtg da serb
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>>4382343
this shit tbh

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▲▲

I know I'm a newfag and I can't triforce , but I'm legit trying to know how to do it.
I tried the ''alt+255'' and ''alt+30'' method , but it always end up like this shit up there ^

I need help
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>>4382553
lol wtf , ok well is there a way to trifroce without copy/paste ?
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>>4382566
I did , and everywhere it says the alt-255 and alt30 way , wich doesnt work when i do it... But i just copied >>4382553 text and it fucking worked ... any way to do it without copy/paste ?
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>>4382532
is this LoLo
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WARNING
LEWD THREAD
SAGE
LEWD THREAD
WARNING

o shit waddup!
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>>4382176
Nigger
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>>4381649
o shit waddup!
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o shit waddup!
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o shit waddup!
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>>4381649
o shit waddup!

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i dont have work till 5 tomorrow! i can finally sit back and funpost! yaaaaaaaayayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayawhiooohohohohohohohoohhohohoogawhhhhhshhhhhheeeeeeeeiiiiiiittttttt*iiiimmmmuniiirrrooonnniiicccaaallllluyyyywwwaaaasssttttiiinnngggmmyyyyylllliiffffeeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa
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ha work good one
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>>4382579
im calling the cops


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