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how did cat do this ?????
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woa

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Sticky!!1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>8724176
remembr when this thred was sticky? yea me too lole
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>>8724176
Nigger
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>>8753476
I don't remember that at all! And I have a very good memory.

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the anine ead the barg
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>>8754504
hehhahHAHAheheuhehheh
it look like a good 'barg' anine looks happy
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>>8754509
oh noooooooooo
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>>8754510
burgur...........
(LOLE
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>>8754516
im had steank for dinner with cacio e pepe... and corn on cob grilled... lol

but i want borg
maybe another day!!!
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>>8754520
steank yume.......yim

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If xhxjitn love u all like u all make me so happy u all lehyimately made me not. Kilm6sel bevause ur all frens I love estores like hrb sllm so fucking nice an Di isn't sevseds euballl in fucking ehsndnmselg not stating this jroamlyl
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>>8754447
wtf so her BEST frend f r e n d did not go to the wedding because of your fear of kissing?
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you ever watched the virgin suicides move?
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>>8754453
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I shouldn't tease you about suicide, lo ll I rly care about u
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>>8754498

I thought with nier that I would make a normal game that's what I tried to make a normal game he recalled shortly after the announcement of nier automata
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>>8754486
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>>8754487
Wow so Chuck sold the business to Sneed?
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>>8754492
formerly chucks
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>>8754494
suck & fuck
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>>8754495

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ever feel like you just wasted your life?
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>>8754483
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on li ev ri de
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I try not to think anymore

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Emily Jean is amazing <3
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So, I've got a bit of a problem.
My boyfriend and I have been really happy together, but over isolation things have been getting a bit... strange.
To begin with he's started referring to sex as 'monkey time'. He's american, and when I ask him about who he's gonna vote for this year he just says 'Ape mode 2020'. When I try to talk to him about serious things he often just says "i'm literally a golden marmoset, i cannot comprehend your human problems" and starts making chimpanzee noises. It doesn't even make sense half the time, he mixes up apes and monkeys and doesn't seem to be aware that theres a difference. All he's talked about this week has been those monkeys stealing covid samples in india, I've never seen hims so happy, which is a bit upsetting because it's quite a dangerous situation. I'm okay with him being interested in wildlife but it seems a bit concerning. Should I try bring it up with him (wow react) or hope he loses interest in monkeys/apes and finds something else to obsess over (sad react).
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:)
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jampaloon goofdookie
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the bushdoofin bandits
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>>8754127
i'm literally a golden marmoset, i cannot comprehend your human problems

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KILL COPS & SODA PUSHERS
DOWN WITH THE BEVERAGE MONOPOLY OLIGARCHY IN AMERICA
BEWARE: SODA POLICE OFFICERS & SLOW DEATH THERAPY FROM DIABETES
FIRST NEWS OF THE EVIDENCE THAT THE CIA - UK-USA-EU ARE RIDING HIGHLY INFRA-GATED NIGHTWALKING JUVENILES THAT DRIVE THEIR LOYAL TROOPS
NOW THIS: THE EVIDENCE THAT THE JEWS, ROTHSCHILDS, AND SODA POLICE OFFICERS ARE DECEIVING THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLES OF THE UNITED STATES WITH A SIMILAR FORM OF MIND CONTROL.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE: SODA POLICE OFFICERS UNDER THE ABOMINATION OF THE CIA AND THIS ANTI-SLAVERY CAPITALISM IS LITERALLY COVERING UP THE EVIDENCE THAT SODA IS MEANT TO CULL THE MASSES WHICH WILL INEVITABLY CREATE A REVOLUTION THAT WILL STOP JEWISH CONSOLIDATION.
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im gonna drimk a cocaine rn
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but soda is a great thread

Popeyes is better than Chick-fil-A just saying.
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Don't eat the frood
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>>8754462
FUDE
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>>8754462
fugg you i eat what i want
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>>8754477
fude dubes
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>>8754424
who's the cutie on the top left i can see her bra lol

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Uuhhh should I tell her?
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she can pee behind that tree there
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>>8754390
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPppp*
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>>8754468
*SHNIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

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are you gonna finish that?
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yes
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>>8754283
Once it stops writhing around
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Please stop looking at me. You know it makes me angry.
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>>8754444 (quads)
*stares at your 4 fours*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>8754456
hi

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the police re making me do stuff and bullying me for it and trying to make me a gay pedophile and its making more people harass me
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i have tried to move countries 4 times in the past year and they have set pedophiles on me every time
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>>8754265
the professional psychologist is calling me names an telling me what to do the police and nhs in england run a pedophile ring and i m being targeted by intentional police
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the professional psychologist is calling me names and telling me what to do the police and nhs in england run a pedophile ring and i am being targeted by international police
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english people all deserve to die
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all women should be euthanized

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plzplzplz
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>>8754168
Wtf
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>>8754171
dûck
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>>8752680
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>>8754168
Absolutely amazing

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Would Alice 3D make me some lamb ribs?
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>>8754177
Good dobel
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>>8754177
This can’t be real
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>>8754182
HE ACTUALLYL ATE IT!!!
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>>8754177
i dont like your ifunny watermark
Die
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>>8754058
you mean that? really?

Oh no! The anime has lost her face! Give her a new one, [s4s]!
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>>8754400 dubs
poor ebisu
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faces don't come off that cleanly
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>>8754409
Yummy faces does

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Be me at doctors office
>tells me I have nut cancer spreading to my heart
>plsgodno.jpeg
>Dr. says I only have 5 mins to live
>Dr asks "Is there a song you'd want to hear one last time?"
>Only one song comes to my mind
>"Yea, Alexa play Stairway to Heaven"
>The Dr replys "That song is almost 10 mins long, your time is too short son..."
>Me using every neuron in my creased brain
>"Alexa play Stairway to Heaven Nightcore version"
>Dr sheds a tear "You crazy sonuvabitch"
>I listen to whole song just befre meeting Allah
\see ypoulater virgins
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>>8754132
excuse me but who are you quoting?
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>>8754132
excuse me but who are you quoting?
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lol!! lol!! lol!!
lol
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>>8754142
>>8754152
>>8754159
Anons..
He can't reply to you anymore..
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Lmao




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