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Anonymous
 No.13001344
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 No.13001344 [Reply]
look its beary yellow

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymuos
 No.13002435
 No.13002435
>>13001344 (dubs!)
Does it smell like pee in here?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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mel
 No.13002643
 No.13002643
>>13001344
liver failure
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Anonymous
 No.13003191
 No.13003191
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>>13001344
hello fello yello

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13003788
 No.13003788
>>13001344
i looked

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13004206
 No.13004206
>>13003788
I dubsed

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous
 No.13002703
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 No.13002703 [Reply]
dragonfruit you glad im your president?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13002818
 No.13002818
>>13002703
But spikeman is our president
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Anonymous
 No.13003027
 No.13003027
dragonfruit you too
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Anonymous
 No.13003562
 No.13003562
>>13002703
yeah
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Anonymous
 No.13004202
 No.13004202
okay now this is epic
Anonymous
 No.13004198
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 No.13004198 [Reply]
lol owned
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Anonymous
 No.13002713
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 No.13002713 [Reply]
Why does internet anonymity almost always result in the inversion of gender roles. Dudes on the internet almost always act like a crude mockery of women and women who use the internet always become hyper-confrontational? Especially on image boards, where men self insert as anime girls. Has anyone else recognized this fact?
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Anonymous
 No.13003672
 No.13003672
>>13002713
Do you get the joke guys? They're using pseud sub 100 IQ thoughts to dump porn on the board.
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Anonymous
 No.13003673
 No.13003673
it doesnt result in that almost ever dumbass
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Anonymous
 No.13003675
 No.13003675
>>13002798
this is only true if you choose to believe it
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Anonymous
 No.13003815
 No.13003815
>>13002713
women online are mindbroken by incels and they're obsessed with one-upping them
misogyny works

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
 No.13004195
 No.13004195
>>13003815

No, incels are mindbroken by women.

The only women who care about incels are equally worthless femcels.
hate.
 No.13002054
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 No.13002054 [Reply]
le underaged blogepoaste board
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Anonymous
 No.13004175
 No.13004175
>>13004134
what do you even talk about with a kid man

"oh how was ur day at school? oh you made glitter art? wow cool, no you can't have a pony, anyway take off your pants"

you'd get sick of this within like 2 months max


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13004180
 No.13004180
>>13004175
but those same adults are mentally stunted that's why they're attracted in the first place, they literally cannot relate to people their age
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Anonymous
 No.13004184
 No.13004184
>>13004180
try harder????

there's probably like 80 billion adults posting just on this board rn who wish to be the little girl and will pretend to be that on the internet, there's no need to subject yourself to an actual child

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13004187
 No.13004187
>>13002054
you post like a lesbian
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Anonymous
 No.13004194
 No.13004194
>>13003666
who?

Your fortune: Average Luck
Anonymous
 No.13003963
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 No.13003963 [Reply]
a bunny in the gloryhole
what will you do

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13004003
 No.13004003
woman gives birth to amazing full litter of bunny rabbits through the glory hole at lars'
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Anonymous
 No.13004011
 No.13004011
>>13003980
Kill ypureslef
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bavi trailer dude
No.13004015
 No.13004015
>>13004011
Dubs
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Anonymous
 No.13004062
 No.13004062
>>13004015
kys pedo
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Anonymous
 No.13004193
 No.13004193
>>13004011
>>13004062
Obsessed~
namefag hater
[s4s] reading club [NEW EDITIO(...) No.13002632
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[s4s] reading club [NEW EDITION]  No.13002632 [Reply]
Club rules:
- Every month a book is chosen to be read by esfores users by voting
- The right to vote is given to anons who have participated in the last book discussion
- Please don't get hyped by 900 pages book because it might be a problem lole

I start!
I need something to help me expressing my emotions, so I propose an ancient play that I can read out loud.
https://greektheatrenow.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/Sophocles-Antigone-Ian-Johnston-translation.pdf
It's the Antigone from Sophocles, it's short and SOUL. Some context:
The seeds of discord were sown when the brothers made a pact to share the throne of the ancient city of Thebes, ruling alternately each year. Eteocles took the first turn, but when his year concluded, his thirst for power became evident. He refused to step down, betraying the oath he had taken with Polynices. This act of treachery set the stage for one of the most epic confrontations in Greek mythology.
Polynices, feeling wronged and exiled, sought allies to reclaim his birthright. He rallied a formidable group known as the Seven Against Thebes. Among their ranks were many known heroes, each hero bearing a unique emblem on their shield, symbolizing their individual prowess. The city of Thebes braced itself for an onslaught, with Eteocles personally choosing champions to defend its seven gates. The climax of this tale is heart-wrenching: the brothers, in their fury and pride, faced each other in single combat. Eventually leading to their mutual demise. In death, the brothers’ tale did not find its conclusion. The aftermath of their duel saw Polynices branded a traitor, with a royal decree forbidding his burial. Unburied souls are condemned to an eternity of wandering.

Some ideas:
- If people want to interpret a character and post full readings of all the character's dialogues, we can make an audiobook lol
- we could gradually reframe some dialogues and make them into shitposts

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Anonymous
 No.13003380
 No.13003380
>>13002632
i'd been meaning to read this, so sure
i'll get to it tomorrow probly
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Anonymous
 No.13003395
 No.13003395
Doesn't have enough silliness or cute girls to interest 99% of the posters here. If you really want to go with the Greeks a better bet would be a comedy, like something by Menander maybe.
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Anonymous
 No.13003442
 No.13003442
>>13003395
I want to go with the Ancient Greeks to one of their orgies.
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namefag hater
 No.13004188
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>>13003395
im fine with reading lightnovels if people propose somes, im not pretentious - i just took something short and that i can read and play a part out loud. i think sadly the comedies are too ancient and they are not so le fun anymoar often the humor is LE BIG PENIS or POOP which idk someone may find funny here actually or "the slave is so le smart and le owner so le stupid" - maybe people get interest if i start posting some actual me playing the dialogues lole
>>13003380
BASED

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13004191
 No.13004191
Read Infinite Jest
Best booke
Anonymous
 No.13004013
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 No.13004013 [Reply]
i think it should be a legal requirement that anyone who weighs over 130 pounds (59 kilograms) must wear a bright, large slow-moving-vehicle emblem (typically an orange triangle) clearly displayed on their back while out in public.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
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 No.13004168
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sex with kitaposter
https://files.catbox.moe/i5z5au.mp4
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Anonymous
 No.13004173
 No.13004173
>>13004013
i think it should be a legal requirement to be nice >:(


Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13004177
 No.13004177
this is why i dont go outside, too many hassles
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Anonymous
 No.13004178
 No.13004178
>>13004177
this is why i check dubs
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Anonymous
 No.13004189
 No.13004189
>>13004013
Over 100*

Fatass.
Anonymous
what do you think No.13004179
what do you think  No.13004179 [Reply]
im not usually a hateful/violent person but i sincerely believe todd howard and the faggots at bethesda should be burned/skinned alive, as a punishment for desecrating the late john denver's legacy (with fallout 76).
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Anonymous
 No.13004183
 No.13004183
save dad's music
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Anonymous
 No.13004185
 No.13004185
>>13004179
i think that's a cute image i save it
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Anonymous
 No.13004186
 No.13004186
music is faker than tv

Your fortune: Good Luck
Anonymous
 No.13004153
 No.13004153 [Reply]
I'd have "fun" with her "bakery" if you catch my drift

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
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 No.13004171
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>>13004153
uh liek cupcakes??

can i hqver won???

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Anonymous
No.13002380
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 No.13002380 [Reply]
need a janny over here
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Anonymous
 No.13002906
 No.13002906
>>13002380
oh no, f*ck.. f*ck..
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Anonymous
 No.13003351
 No.13003351
>>13002806
>>13002906
dem
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Anonymous
 No.13004055
 No.13004055
ok
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Anonymuos
 No.13004165
 No.13004165
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>>13002669
nooo

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13004167
 No.13004167
*takes a fat shid and pisse all over the floorer*

OH JANNNNYYYYYYY
Anonymous
 No.13004155
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 No.13004155 [Reply]
how much did you contribute to killing this board?


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13004159
 No.13004159
>>13004155
how much did you contribute to dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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avogadoposter
 No.13004163
 No.13004163
>>13004155
dunno a lot i think
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Anonymous
 No.13004164
 No.13004164
>>13004155
very little, i stop in and furiously shitpost about twice a year for about a month and have been doing that for 10 years
surely that isn't enough damage to be significant
Anonymous
 No.13004143
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 No.13004143 [Reply]
Screencap inception
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Anonymous
 No.13004150
 No.13004150
is this s upposed to mean something
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Anonymous
 No.13004160
 No.13004160
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>>13004150
Yes, it means you're going to the next level
Anonymous
 No.13001244
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 No.13001244 [Reply]
he is a meth addict on the verge of dying
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Anonymous
 No.13003483
 No.13003483
>>13002071
Haha well done sir may I suck your cock?
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Anonymous
 No.13003484
 No.13003484
>>13002936
Trvke
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Anonymous
 No.13004073
 No.13004073
scuba tank implosion type sidestare
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Anonymous
 No.13004122
 No.13004122
cave diving gone wrong
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Anonymous
 No.13004156
 No.13004156
A picture is worth a thousand words
Anonymous
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 No.13003269 [Reply]
>If I don't eat all of the chicken nuggets, someone else will
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Anonymous
 No.13004105
 No.13004105
>>13004102
*sip*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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tea fren
 No.13004111
 No.13004111
>>13004105
insult to injury.

*sip*

it's how they do it.

be advised.

take care of your own.

the lemon machine makes lemons.

normies have no clue.


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Anonymous
 No.13004138
 No.13004138
>>13004111
*sip*

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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tea fren
 No.13004151
 No.13004151
*sip*

yep. that's some tasty nigger cum right there.
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tea fren
 No.13004154
 No.13004154
also

i forgot to say.

got my asshole gaped by my bvll last night.

he treats me right.

*sip*
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