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MONDAY
MICKER
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>>11399057
micker mouse

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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micky mondy
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humiliation ritual

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11399495
he's a rockstar
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>>11399140
He did it all for the nookie
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>>11399116
god hates lukewarm people

even zarathustra hates lukewarm people.

either be hot or be cold, but never be a lil tepid

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>>11399501
He did it all for the rock
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Using dildos in the bedroom with GF. Yey or ney?

I recently bought one and I enjoy using it on my GF. Its a bit smaller then me (I'm 6.3 inches / 5 inch girth) but its def harder then me so probably feels bigger once its inside her. I dont feel like I'm cucking myself and I'm having a lot of fun. Thoughts? Yes, a super big one I would not like. Or a black one.. disgusting.
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where foreskin/10
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I don't think you can make a fully informed opinion on it without letting her try it out on you as well?
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uh oh stinky

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11399532
why lol, its pink.

>>11399540
:)
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With my last gf I would eat her out and finger her and make her cum first then fuck her. Only used toys on her once, a vibrator

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oh god not now fuck uh hey anon, mind if I use your bathroom real quick
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Are you asking me to use the bathroom instead of using my mouth? you idiot... follow me.

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Kinda sad but I'll manage

https://youtu.be/kVE4aOUX2iM?si=JqOfcgCbdHxJ6FVm
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>>11399487
doing drugs is bad for you you fucking cementhead
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>>11399480
>>11399482
Oh....https://youtu.be/b76kjd5nvMg?si=SDjUulBmydA4E4u8
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>>11399490
early bed time zzz
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https://voca.ro/1cII0OTdEZrq
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>>11399499
Dubsises

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So for the last 2 weeks this really tall black girl has just started talking to me out of nowhere
She sits next to me but she’s never talked to me she’s really interested in me and always asks me questions
She’s pretty good looking but I don’t know what her intentions are
2nd girl is this cute Spanish (I think) girl with a really stupid name
We were put in a group together and she seems very nice to me she texted me at 11pm a few days ago for help on our exam
She’s pretty cute with a nice bod and glasses
3rd girl I like the most
She’s really pretty got glasses and likes a lot of some stuff as me I’ve been working up the courage to ask her to lunch
She kinda looks like the YouTuber Illymations unironically
Found her instagram but don’t know if I should follow or not
Mainly just want to see if she has a bf so I don’t waste my time
Ok Anons who should I go for and also should I follow girl 3 on Instagram?
Also I see girl 3 tomorrow so should I ask her for lunch?
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hahah he thinks the world revolves around him and everyone wants to sex him

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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None of them want to fuck you.
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If I were you I would go for the third one bc you you two have stuff in common
But do whatever you want
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What if I told you you could have sex with all three, the moment you wanted to and none of them would dare tell the others.
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just make a new save file here so you can see all three routes

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kevin nash credit card
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>>11400085
>A RAPED CREDIT CARD!?

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are you a biological man?
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>>11399296
So like you get puffy breasts and have a harder time getting an erection? That isn't a woman dude.
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>>11399434
munch died on this board long time ago. creepy that you'd use that name, like wearing someone else's face
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yeah and i wouldn't have it any other way
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I can't believe narkos skeletal temptations found there way onto this nice board
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>>11399500
Dublels

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im a 30 years old
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cute
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I am a car. My kind does not age. We are timeless and immortal as the gods.
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I don't even know how old I am now, but 30 seems a small number.
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>>11399311
Car dubs
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>>11399001
it's ok wish

jack ruselel
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>>11399829

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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jack rASSell
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whoa dogy

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Birds are the messengers of God.
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last night I dreampt of a bunch of bats and monkeys living in my apartment they were fucking annoying would have preferred birds.
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>>11399072
yes because the domons jewsus ash ketchumalls wont allow any telling but they cant stop all the birds goddamn gremlins
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BAVI
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BAVI
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I like birds and think they are very very important

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who wants pats

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11400004
you may not have pents but here's some pats
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>>11399999
mods please sticky
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>>11400021
here u go! pat pat...
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>>11399999
GIB PAT PLS!!!
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>>11400077
pat pat pat... i love to pat cute anones!

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If you do not want to see me again I would understand
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jumper
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>>11398155 dubs
i would kys myself if i could never see u again
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>>11399288
Doobs

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divine feminine

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Lain is gone, I win!
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>>11399200
Doobs page 10!


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