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furfagmaster
 No.13076491
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 No.13076491 [Reply]
I want to die but not really

Ya feel me

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076507
 No.13076507
me if i ever come across an active shooter https://x.com/fleshtoflesh_/status/2042302398803427399
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Anonymous
 No.13076509
 No.13076509
>>13076491
i regularly pray for death but God won't do it
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furfagmaster
 No.13076513
 No.13076513
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>>13076506
I'm going to rape Satan and everyone down in hell

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076784
 No.13076784
>>13076506
this thing looking at you like that while shitting out a hardcover douay rheims bible onto the ground
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Anonymous
 No.13076787
 No.13076787
and yes i also want you to die
Catfish
 No.13075652
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 No.13075652 [Reply]
my dick is hard and I'm stoned
and fuck you


https://youtu.be/3E6YwMdya0k?is=9KbIwRNGcuY2eGoE

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.13076725
 No.13076725
Catfish smells like SHIT
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Anonymous
 No.13076733
 No.13076733
>>13076725
probably worse than shit
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Anonymous
 No.13076751
 No.13076751
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>>13076516
https://vocaroo.com/1jPZXUW3ZkDN
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Anonymous
 No.13076783
 No.13076783
>>13076725
>>13076733
obsessed dubs
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Anonymous
 No.13076786
 No.13076786
i am obsessed with catfish

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Anonymous
 No.13076658
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 No.13076658 [Reply]
all these /lgbt/ crossposts kind of make me sick
they think they own cuteness, but they are the most creepy smelly people
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Anonymous
 No.13076662
 No.13076662
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hey i may be creepy but at least i don't smell bad
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Anonymous
 No.13076705
 No.13076705
>>13076658
>they think they own cuteness
what does this even mean?
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Anonymous
 No.13076782
 No.13076782
>>13076705
spend time thinking about it and you'll start to understand
Anonymous
 No.13076694
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 No.13076694 [Reply]
autism thighs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076698
 No.13076698
Pedophile thread
(thridden)
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Anonymous
 No.13076702
 No.13076702
WOW
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Anonymous
 No.13076709
 No.13076709
pedo threads are the last bastion of s4s culture
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Anonymous
 No.13076712
 No.13076712
>>13076694
40~ people died to create this

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13076780
 No.13076780
fuck the retarded girl
Anonymous
 No.13076657
 No.13076657 [Reply]
After 30 years I am starting to realize doing nothing all day every day and not having any interests or hobbies and not talking to anyone ever for any reason is probably a bad idea. It is too late to turn back. I am too used to this life, even if it is bad abnd is ruining me by the day. My only options are suicide. Would anyone like to kill me?
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Anonymous
 No.13076660
 No.13076660
>>13076657
>It is too late to turn back.
why? because it would be hard? that was the reason you took this path in the first place. you're just repeating the same old mistakes. do better.
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xXxCalibur.
 No.13076664
 No.13076664
try spinelessly being taken advantage of and putting in effort for nothing in return, only to burn yourself out

Suicide isn’t your only option how about homicide, how about murdering someone else for a change
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Anonymous
 No.13076742
 No.13076742
>>13076657
Workout, get a script for an antidepressant that is both athletic and body fat neutral (yes, you will have to ask specifically for this), and get therapy for socialization skills.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076772
 No.13076772
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>>13076657
im a no life neet and i joined the gym now i see regulars i say hi to and i feel much better about myself
Anonymous
Me explaining to my mom No.13076746
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Me explaining to my mom  No.13076746 [Reply]
that I am no longer her sweet little boy and am now cold and heartless due to the effects of learning dark mango psychology at a young age
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Anonymous
 No.13076755
 No.13076755
I do this

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076768
 No.13076768
>>13076746
psssh...nothin personnel...kid...

Your fortune: Good Luck
Anonymous
 No.13072945
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 No.13072945 [Reply]
nya mrrp meow mrrp :3

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076306
 No.13076306
>>13075546
You're mogging no one, child. The fact that you take these posts literally just shows you how out of touch you're with reality. But go ahead, please do advertised to the world how much you more experienced you are.
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Anonymous
 No.13076330
 No.13076330
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>>13072945
she drew da shork
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Anonymous
 No.13076448
 No.13076448
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Anonymous
 No.13076730
 No.13076730
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>>13076302
>>13076306
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Anonymous
 No.13076764
 No.13076764
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>>13076730
Anonymous
PSA: Department of Investigati(...) No.13067856
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PSA: Department of Investigation now open  No.13067856 [Reply]
[s4s] has opened a department of investigation to look into any mysterious occurrences. beary nice detective will be pleased to field your inquiries.
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Anonymous
 No.13076269
 No.13076269
>>13076039
no, you!
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Anonymous
 No.13076690
 No.13076690
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can you investigate granny smol's secret cookie recipe?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.13076752
 No.13076752
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>>13076690
the secret ingredient is cocaine
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seuss
 No.13076756
 No.13076756
>>13076752
no salt no sugars!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076758
 No.13076758
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>>13076690
no point knowing *nomnom* no one could make them like her

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous
 No.13076750
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 No.13076750 [Reply]
im bored so i make le thread
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Anonymous
 No.13076727
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 No.13076727 [Reply]
WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHH
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tea fren
 No.13076732
 No.13076732
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"And we know all and it's a struggle to confine us
But in the end it is our struggle which defines us
I be the motherfucker mixing sprite and metaphor
I wanted blood I got so much more
'Cause I fuck like a rockstar and you will be praising
Goddamn aw fuck that's amazing!

I'm bigger than you
And stronger than you
I exist on a different plane
I know you want to
But you're never gonna get in my brain"

–Headstrong ©2002


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Anonymous
 No.13076738
 No.13076738
>>13076727
*pat pat* there there
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Anonymous
 No.13076743
 No.13076743
>>13076738
lol
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seuss
 No.13076745
 No.13076745
>>13076727
EH???

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076747
 No.13076747
>>13076727
don't cry
seuss
 No.13076553
 No.13076553 [Reply]
Remembering your name and address is now illegal under Japanese law!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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xXxCalibur.
 No.13076669
 No.13076669
>>13076568
just completely ignore the fact that Japan is bad civilization

yakuza is Japanese society considering they’re all fucking faggots
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seuss
 No.13076708
 No.13076708
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>>13076669
her name?

"babe try"

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076737
 No.13076737
>>13076561
Mmhh, 5ft even, delicious (or as she'd say, deliciosa).

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13076739
 No.13076739
>>13076708
No, it's "n-nigga... pls!".

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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seuss
 No.13076744
 No.13076744
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>>13076737
Loli fiona

>>13076739
Adorable! Ahh ji nega...

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Anonymous
 No.13076208
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 No.13076208 [Reply]
I'm the Great Value Unflavored Gelatin of [s4s].

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076216
 No.13076216
Whatever you say, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13076741
 No.13076741
>>13076208
you can really taste the hooves

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous
 No.13076521
 No.13076521 [Reply]
this is my slimes i made them look like a house or igloo and i made a king slime and put him inside of it!
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Anonymous
 No.13076531
 No.13076531
ebin simbly ebin
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Anonymous
 No.13076533
 No.13076533
>>13076521
beautiful
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Anonymous
 No.13076555
 No.13076555
Thanks for sharing, Josh.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076566
 No.13076566
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this is me
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Anonymous
 No.13076740
 No.13076740
>>13076521
impressive feat of slime architecture

>>13076566 (dubs)
spoopy
teto
Hello! No.13076676
Hello!  No.13076676 [Reply]
Hello guys again, sometimes i thinking who are these people that joking about porn, etc in real life. Why people like them have friends, happiness, ppl that them just love. Even my best friends joking about this unfunny shit, every day i'm listening a shit-ton of these jokes. I hope this ppl will just end their life with suicide. Have a good day.
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Anonymous
 No.13076717
 No.13076717
>>13076676
maybe you should get better friends?
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teto
 No.13076721
 No.13076721
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>>13076717 i can't, i live in a small shitty town without any normal people. Thanks for advice, but there is 50% of town is damn mad 60 yrs old womens and other 50% is js 10-17 yrs old freaks that still joking shit like 67 and brainrot
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Anonymous
 No.13076722
 No.13076722
>>13076676
>>13076685
>>13076692
>>13076721
its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13076726
 No.13076726
>>13076721
sucks, I hope you get to move some place more interesting one of these days
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teto
 No.13076735
 No.13076735
>>13076726 thanks
Anonymous
 No.13076124
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 No.13076124 [Reply]
you a f*ckin’ moron. You a b*tch too. Bahaa
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wish
 No.13076181
 No.13076181
>>13076124
cute
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Anonymous
 No.13076260
 No.13076260
>>13076181

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13076268
 No.13076268
>>13076260
kawaii
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Anonymous
 No.13076734
 No.13076734
>>13076260
Ha! I knew OP wasn't my good friend Jashin-chan Poster-san!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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