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Spyborg exits vault>>67, our heroes safe within her steel walls


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Day 12 sober
Beer time (non-alcoholic)
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>>12981617
sure man I got nothing better to do and clearly you don't either

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>>12981621
you're bad at insults
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>>12981627
does one insult an insect
unless it's a mosquito biting me
(which it is)

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>>12981631
*rapes your gay ass*
damn why am I coughing and feel weak
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>>12981610
Once you fall into the stimfapping, you won't come out until you come down. Also, it causes the best possible orgasms, ever TM

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Egyptians of s4s, what is it like to live in a pyramid? Do you write in hieroglyphs?
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>>12981288
they are crypt keepers
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>>12981616
kinda like when your grandma goes to the table at the park to resurve it
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Egyptians were originally white until the niggers down south invaded and raped the natives.
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>>12981646
it's funnier when u realize n'wahs have never had a true written language and Egyptians had cuniform so immediately theyre not n'wahs on a palentological basis

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Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12973844
doooobs
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>>12981094
this pink slut is the best
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLVmAMKON7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPkH5KoeIb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCy1uotXuyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL5E9hC8jw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_7UZvJWxag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUsMWDHmKgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2lvtWMu7_4

>mom found the piss bong
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>>12981623
yeah seems pretty gross
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you could say, she was pissed
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when I was 12 my cousin tricked me into drinking bong water
straight outta the aquarium

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>>12981636
iF u put bong watr in your quarium would your fisha get high?
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>>12981641
he'd prolly get rly sick from inhaling residue into his gills lmao dumb fish die

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The Backrooms (2026)

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See you at the backrooms so you won’t be lonely see you at the backrooms so you won’t be lonely
and we pray and we pray and we pray everyday everyday everyday still we late still we late still we late

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7meJ_SorlY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-srpDsgbp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvhMzMcUGgA

Kemomimi-chan Thread

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12980357
>>12980719
Please don't lewd the Kemomimi-chan, thank you.

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>>12980719
I like mayo on my rice.
Its very.... delicious~

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ate some fish

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>>12980719
more kemomimi chan lewds, plz
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>>12980719
fugg u japanese mayo is a thousand times better than the original

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me too thanks,
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12979377
these are nice dubs

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>>12980668
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>>12973743
s4s.net

my bf started self harming cause my fault. What should i do? i feel so bad
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>>12980618
All ruders needs to gtfo this nice board
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>>12980029
retard
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>>12979895
status update: just getting worse, his mommy issues and redflags just make me believe his not the same person of 5y ago lololol
This week we literally fought over stupid things and now he's self harming to "feel better"
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>>12980033
dubs

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immature and underaged thread

Hola! Buenos días! I know it's temprano, but yo think you're ready to learn a new Spanish word. Hmm... I think today we should learn the word cepillar.

Cepillar means to brush. Can you say «cepillar»?

Muchas gracias!
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>>12980429
Ceppilar
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caterpillar
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>>12980429
yo cepillar mis dentes

>>12980499
unchecked dubs

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>>12980429
crepuscular



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Why no sticky?

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I wanted to watch this like a month ago but it was remove :^(

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still no sticky?

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he really gets up inside her
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>>12978671
epic

Excuse me? I ordered a BJD doll, not a BPD doll.
This is the second time this thing has tried to kill me.
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>>12980467
"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.

"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."

"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"

"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."

"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"

"What?!"

"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"


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You haven't truly lived if you haven't had the bpd gf experience at least once in life
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>>12981065
kinda hote
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>>12981555
TRIPS DESU TRIPS DESU TRIPS DESU

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what's on the sign esfores?

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>>12980655
DUBS OF IMPORTANCE
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>>12971029
it says: rescue me or bury me

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マーベラスサンデータイム
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lame is a whore
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>>12980611
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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>>12980611
Shut the fuck up
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>>12980570
thank you for you're service

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lawwl
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Islam is a demonic death cult.
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everybody is different and has different wants and needs and no political cartoon or philosopher has ever been able to express that intelligently and without hyperbole
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>>12981528
there is 0 chance that is true for both political cartoons and philosophers
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>>12981296
>verified "palestinian" with nft profile pic
either liar, bot, or a muslim chud that would agree with 100% of your politics.
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>>12981530
if I'm wrong then why am I right?


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