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esfores boys after spiking their prolactin levels from fapping 10 times a day

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13241746
Great job.
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>>13241125
wait does this really happen
oh no

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13241809
yes, it's even higher if they're having sex and their partner is playing with their nips
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>>13241125
erm chapgt tells me this is FALSE and it is perfectly OKAY to jack off 20 times a day

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13241478
it's not nutsack :(

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Please God, no more fighting, no more war, no more evil, no more greed, no more conflict, no more hatred, no more hurt. I just want everything to be peaceful, nice, and hopeful again...

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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I just want to feel safe, I just want to feel secure. I hate this anxiety that looms over me day after day. I don't want to have to work so hard anymore

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13241944
Anxiety is reprocipible so to feed into it gives it power.
Yeah life a shit brighten up.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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it's already over nothing at all will ever stop getting worse as fast as possible kill yourself and everyone around you
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>>13241435
All of those are intrinsic to living things. We have never been without all of them. Mother nature loves war and violence.
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>>13242011
wahhhaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt

well you got dubs so you must be right

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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BWC addiction thread now hngghhh nghhhh yeeeah bwc is king i'm so addicted to it i can't stop it
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bex with children

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cure pampy adiction
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nightmarish

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Rip Xiao

Let's agree that the movie is TRASH, but the scene with the straight white menlians kissing was SOOO HOT :•D I wish there were more scenes of them, more specifically I'd like a scene of them having a gay sex threesome sex scene. They're soaked in sweat and oil, fucking each other, and when each one is full of cum in their asses, they masturbate and faint from exhaustion :•° hornk hornk!
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cheap ripoff of gay niggers from outer space

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13240615

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13240615
Your fortune:

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the sexual harassment boy

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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For me it's the tall mopey maid

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13241628
this is alice
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>>13241628
what does "mindful" mean in this context?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Hi y'all anons, I am a 32 year old man. And my wife left me 1-2 months ago :( And I was typing "I wanna drink a girl's pee" or something like that. At first, it was just a joke. And... It's starting to not sound so bad to me... I'm scared... Did I really get the fetish?

Eh, screw it, who gives a fug? DRINK PEE FROM A LOLi IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD!

I'm going to fap to the lolis. 3D girls is kowai!!!
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>>13241654
If wife stops having sex with husband there are bigger problems in the relationship
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>>13241644
NOO!!
I, I... I used to be a totally normal person.

>>13241654
>>13241657
We... We were already having sex...
And then, she left me. And... Kowai! Kowai! 3D girls are kowai! 2D girls will never leave us! Especially, lolis, they're cute, little, innocent, don't have bad intentions... Not a demon!
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>>13241634
i hope you find a cooler wife
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Why the fuck would you get married? How well did that work for your single mother and single grandmother?
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>>13241634
This is what being a high-testosterone male does to you, unironically. It doesn't make you intelligent or powerful, it just turns you into a demented rapebeast

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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My dad is a cuck, I’m telling you. Today I asked him about haircuts I wanted a mittelscheitel, you know, the European style but he said it looked like shit and that I’d look like a oldschool grandpa. Instead, he suggested an Afro-American low-taper cut. I mean, what’s he even talking about? That’s old-fashioned, too!
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>>13241521
lole
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>>13241518
The [s4s] community strives for nothing more than perfection when posting. Quality posting and threads are the height and pillar of this board. When posting please consider that these are things that you should be looking to achieve. Please, as a pillar of the community [s4s] would recommend you visit a board more 'friendly' to your posting quality. After reviewing your post my professional diagnosis is to prescribe you >>>/b/ I suggest you visit that anytime and always in place of [s4s]. Thank you for your time.
>>13241522
nice dubs
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>>13241533
Nigger Kys for god sake lmao
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>>13241569
Nigger lol
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Amazing thread wow

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Scan this barcode to see Meighan's inspiring story of recovery

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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The local news has been repeating the same stories for 2 weeks now.
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>>13241966
It's just all stories about dogs

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breakingbad

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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nigga tell me that's bryan cranston
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>>13241964
yes
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its skyler white yo

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she has the ray of sunshining on a blight- bright sunny day :)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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hnnnnnnngh!
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>>13241790
loser

Your fortune: Outlook good
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say ahh loser
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>>13241605
i knew this was ur thread without checking the name because i knew that this was ur thread without checking ur name.

Your fortune: Good Luck

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i look like this
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No, you don't, Josh.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Namefigs are not a meme

Try again kid

Your fortune: Average Luck
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bump
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I look like an idiot after staying in school. Fuck school. Fuck college. I really need school shooters to target teachers instead of students alfuckingready.

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my coffee is too hot to drink

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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you're just going to have to live with a burnt tongue for a few days
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>>13241803
i want to taste bery in my coffee... badly...
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my boof is cold enough to smonk

Your fortune: Outlook good
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snort kekaine
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Want me to blow on it for you?

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https://youtu.be/2yJgwwDcgV8?si=coWntzEK3WW3UqY4


Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13241255
nice dubs
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thanks but I'm already 34

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


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