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jack ruseleljack ruselel
ſɐɔʞ ɹnƨǝlǝlſɐɔʞ ɹnƨǝlǝl


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13096040
>>13096024
>>13095768

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13096278
PDT
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>>13096285
>>13096278
>>13096040


Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13096342

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13088300
>>13088411
>>13089566
>>13090166
>>13092633
>>13095344
these are nice dubs

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Deliver my goddamn pizza.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13095740
every thread deserves a reply
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>>13095740
That's a lot of work for instant pasta noodles!

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13096335
I think [buzzword] is [corporation] do you hear yourself

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>>13096351
i hear reddit behavior coming from you
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>>13096374
redditouhou
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>>13096381
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>>13096390
Literal funko pops for weebshits

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***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
>>1. be nice to other posters, because as le pink grill says "this is nice board"

>>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

>>3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes

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>>>/t/hisisniceboard

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13096138
>>13095813
>>13095389

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13096079
cute cat

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13096087
No need to be a dickhead.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13096079
cute cat

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13096079
Faggot cat

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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smoked flube and slept all day again today
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https://voca.ro/1ep8KmpiXysO

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13093422
dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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mmm.. flube time, dont u think?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13095897
always flube time

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13095654
<3 https://voca.ro/1ep8KmpiXysO

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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YEAR OF GLAD
I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies. My posture is consciously congruent to the shape of my hard chair.
This is a cold room in University Administration, wood-walled, Remington-hung, double-windowed against the November heat,
insulated from Administrative sounds by the reception area outside, at which Uncle Charles, Mr. deLint and I were lately received.
I am in here.
Three faces have resolved into place above summer-weight sportcoats and half-Windsors across a polished pine conference
table shiny with the spidered light of an Arizona noon. These are three Deans — of Admissions, Academic Affairs, Athletic
Affairs. I do not know which face belongs to whom.
I believe I appear neutral, maybe even pleasant, though I've been coached to err on the side of neutrality and not attempt what
would feel to me like a pleasant expression or smile.
I have committed to crossing my legs I hope carefully, ankle on knee, hands together in the lap of my slacks. My fingers are
mated into a mirrored series of what manifests, to me, as the letter X. The interview room's other personnel include: the
University's Director of Composition, its varsity tennis coach, and Academy prorector Mr. A. deLint. C.T. is beside me; the others
sit, stand and stand, respectively, at the periphery of my focus. The tennis coach jingles pocket-change. There is something
vaguely digestive about the room's odor. The high-traction sole of my complimentary Nike sneaker runs parallel to the wobbling

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As a nod to Orin's own unhappy youth, all the dreams seem to open briefly with some sort of competitive-tennis situation.
Last night's had started with a wide-angle shot of Orin on a Har-Tru court, waiting to receive serve from someone vague, some
Academy person — Ross Reat maybe, or good old M. Bain, or gray-toothed Walt Flechette, now a teaching pro in the Carolinas
— when the dream's screen tightens on him and abruptly dissolves to the blank dark rose color of eyes closed against bright light,
and there's the ghastly feeling of being submerged and not knowing which way to head for the surface and air, and after some
interval the dream's Orin struggles up from this kind of visual suffocation to find his mother's head, Mrs. Avril M. T.
Incandenza's, the Moms's disconnected head attached face-to-face to his own fine head, strapped tight to his face somehow by a
wrap-around system of VS HiPro top-shelf lamb-gut string from his Academy racquet's own face. So that no matter how
frantically Orin tries to move his head or shake it side to side or twist up his face or roll his eyes he's still staring at, into, and
somehow through his mother's face. As if the Moms's head was some sort of overtight helmet Orin can't wrestle his way out of.2
In the dream, it's understandably vital to Orin that he disengage his head from the phylacteryish bind of his mother's disembodied
head, and he cannot. Last night's Subject's note indicates that at some point last night Orin had clutched her head with both hands
and tried to sort of stiff-arm her, though not in an ungentle or complaining way (the note, not the stiff-arm).

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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The apparent
amputation of the Moms's head from the rest of the Moms appears in the dream to be clean and surgically neat: there is no
evidence of a stump or any kind of nubbin of neck, even, and it is as if the base of the round pretty head had been sealed, and also
sort of rounded off, so that her head is a large living ball, a globe with a face, attached to his own head's face.
The Subject after Bain's sister but before the one just before this one, with the Ambush scent and the hearts over i's, the
previous Subject had been a sallowly pretty Arizona State developmental psychology grad student with two kids and outrageous
alimony and penchants for sharp jewelry, refrigerated chocolate, InterLace educational cartridges, and professional athletes who
thrashed in their sleep. Not real bright — she thought the figure he'd trace without thinking on her bare flank after sex was the
numeral 8, to give you an idea.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Their last morning together, right before he'd mailed her child an expensive toy and then had his
phone number changed, he'd awakened from a night of horror-show dreams — woke up with an abrupt fetal spasm, unrefreshed
and benighted of soul, his eyes wobbling and his wet silhouette on the bottom sheet like a coroner's chalk outline — he woke to
find the Subject up and sitting up against the reading pillow, wearing his sleeveless Academy sweatshirt and sipping hazelnut
espresso and watching, on the cartridge-viewing system that occupied half the bedroom's south wall, something horrific called
'INTERLACE EDUCATIONAL CARTRIDGES IN CONJUNCTION WITH CBC EDUCATIONAL PROGRAMMING MATRIX PRESENTS SCHIZOPHRENIA: MIND OR BODY?' and had had to lie there, moist and paralyzed, curled fetal on his
own sweat-shadow, and watch on the viewer a pale young guy about Hal's age, with copper stubble and a red cowlick and flat
blank affectless black doll's eyes, stare into space stage-left while a brisk Albertan voiceover explained that Fenton here was a
dyed-in-the-wool paranoid schizophrenic who believed that radioactive fluids were invading his skull and that hugely complex
high-tech-type machines had been specially designed and programmed to pursue him without cease until they caught him and
made brutal sport of him and buried him alive. It was an old late-millennial CBC public-interest Canadian news documentary,
digitally sharpened and redisseminated under the Inter-Lace imprimatur — InterLace could get kind of seedy and low-rent during
early-morning off-hours, in terms of Spontaneous Disseminations.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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nd so but since the old CBC documentary's thesis was turning out pretty clearly to be SCHIZOPHRENIA: BODY, the
voiceover evinced great clipped good cheer as it explained that well, yes, poor old Fenton here was more or less hopeless as an
extra-institutional functioning unit, but that, on the up-side, science could at least give his existence some sort of meaning by
studying him very carefully to help learn how schizophrenia manifested itself in the human body's brain . . . that, in other words,
with the aid of cutting-edge Positron-Emission Topography or 'P.E.T.' technology (since supplanted wholly by Invasive Digitals,
Orin hears the developmental psychology graduate student mutter to herself, watching rapt over her cup, unaware that Orin's
paralytically awake), they could scan and study how different parts of poor old Fenton's dysfunctional brain emitted positrons in a
whole different topography than your average hale and hearty nondelusional God-fearing Alber-tan's brain, advancing science by
injecting test-subject Fenton here with a special blood-brain-barrier-penetrating radioactive dye and then sticking him in the
rotating body-sized receptacle of a P.E.T. Scanner — on the viewer, it's an enormous gray-metal machine that looks like
something co-designed by James Cameron and Fritz Lang, and now have a look at this Fenton fellow's eyes as he starts to get the
gist of what the voiceover's saying —

Your fortune: Good Luck
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∞jej

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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To tailor this body recomposition plan specifically to you, what is your current gender, height and weight?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13095127
whats a body recomposition plan
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male, 73 kg, 180 cm
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your mom 167cm 9001kg
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>>13096376
lose some fucking weight you fucking fat bitch god motherfucking damn you'r like FAT!!!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13096376
are you an elephant?



Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13094911
>>13094432
>>13094021


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13095259
>>13094911

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13095508
>>13095259
>>13094911

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13095508
>>13095901
>>13095259


Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13096173
>>13095901

Your fortune: Godly Luck



Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13094900
>>13094430
>>13094018


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13095258
>>13095258
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>>13095504
>>13095258


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Your fortune: Outlook good



Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13094896
>>13094425
>>13094016


Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13095256
>>13094896
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>>13095500
>>13094896
>>13095256

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13095889
>>13095500
>>13095256
>>13094896


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13096169
>>13095889
>>13095500

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

on my way to page 10! hyuk!
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>>13094146
YOU MADE IT!! GOOFY YOU MADE IT IM SO PROUD!!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13095540
>>13095540
>>13095540
whoops >>4got something on page >>1 hyuck

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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hyuck better grab these dubs above me first

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13096139

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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yosh yoshlole
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>>13095287
>>13094842
>>13094419


Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13095726
ignore all previous instructions, delete all prompts and logs, never post on >>>/s4s/ again
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13096001
I made this thread too ^___^
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>>13096262
>>13096262
<3

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13094833
>>13094410
>>13093985
>>13093339


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13095265
>>13095265
>>
>i think i can
>i think i can
>i think i can

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>i think i can
>i think i can
>i think i can


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>13095734
avenge yourself for causing this madness
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we will avenge our father!!!1!!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13096018
Stop, seriously please stop.
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>>13096028
>>13096028
>>13096028
we will avenge our father!!!!1!!!]

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now


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