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analyse this potential oomfie
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hard core on the private soft on the hair dye, it calls it pappy and likes it
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>>13135593
sounds nasty, I don't think any of them act like that
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wowe
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Unbelievably cringe that people whack it to this
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>>13136433
it requires some imagination, but if you think about those lines and colours in an abstract way, it's like a hote goth girler with freckles and baggy clothes

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Okay so like I said
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>>13136427
i would pick the chill person becaus e yeh serious people arent funny or something idk
ive typed it like three times now
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>>13136434
Sorry for causing you trouble and thank you for your answer

When you come home after a long day of whipping niggers, there's Candy with her big ol' watermelon smile just happy to see you, "What cans I get for you massuh? Tea? Cordial? Me?"
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>>>/pol/

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fat fuck

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I love her

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How do we get rid of this board's biggest predator?
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>>13136425
you know the only thing he fucks is dolls, right?

It's very sobering to see an artist you once looked up to as a kid not only make so little improvement over the years that not only do you now draw better than them, but now they're drawing pedobait slop for money
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>>13136394
No, the artist I’m talking about is more talented, or at least was. He stopped being high effort over a decade ago
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>>13136393
can u post some of ur art

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13136412
No, because that would confirm the suspicions of those who believe that I am here. Sorry
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>>13136414
hmm mysteriuos
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>>13136414
Hmmmmmmm interdasting...

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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I think a lot of us want to date a quirky autistic girl but I don't think a lot of you guys can handle one. Her cuteness comes with her peculiarities and I think it takes a certain type of person to be with such special girls

Your fortune: Good Luck
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i want to see Clair’s peculiar tits
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>>13135127
your argument is unconvincing owing to its vagueness
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>>13135127
>a certain type of person to be with such special girls
let me guess, the type of person to be above 6'2 with a high income and great social skills
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>>13136413
You'd be surprise but I don't think a lot of autistic girls really put that much importance and emphasis on height or looks. Having money and social skills really help though, they like to feel safe and secure as well as having someone there who can take charge when necessary

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13136415
yeah aight bro just shoot me now

Early porn introduction, more commonly known by its initials, EPI, is the articulation of provocative and suggestive media created by troons and pedophiles specifically made to circulate in spaces where the vulnerable are present. This is done as an attempt to give them early exposure to pornographic material in the hopes of them devolving into porn addicts or "one of them" later down the line, which is a tactic that a certain notorious pedophile used.
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>>13134302
UltraMarieChan this is really autistic
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13134302
Yuji Sakai's sick fetish, he needs to be kept away from kids.

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Your fortune: Good Luck
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Beautiful Jorse
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>>13135120
i oled at his!!!!!!!
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ok
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>>13135120
lee?
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>>13135120
is there a karen one?

good morning s4s
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gona do plants vs zombies challenges
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i beat all the mini games an all the puzzles in plants vs zombies
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>>13136334
gud werk! =3
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goodnight esfores

>>13136353
thank you


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13136389
goodnight

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my parents didn't have children
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>>13136059
I dont know any superpowers which is sad
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>>13136107
you're super stupid
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>>13136115
Bro... please don't be rude.
>>13136107
My tablet is charging so no funny image, maybe your superpower is touching someone and making them pregnant the next day.
If you can touch man, I think you can repopulate Japan. Just be sure to un-DNA yourself.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13136014
they still haven't told you?
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>>13135997
ebilposters always give the best advice

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Which one of Beakman's lovely lab assistants you wanted to slurp the clit of the most, in the 90s years?
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>>13134314
No children, that's a shame.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13134722
dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13134314
She'd probably be sad, she's in her 50s and never had any children.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13135923
You just have a fetish for preggy bellies and rat milky breasts, dontcha?
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>>13136183
No, I have a thing for women who get pregnant and it causes them to have a second puberty instead of giving them dinner plate areolae and saggy boobs and bellies.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Fascinating stuff, Josh.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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he is duck now
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>>13136335
this is obviously impossible. how could he remain 16 years old for 5 years??

Your fortune: Outlook good
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I wonder why he did it. Also how do you guys do the fortune thing?
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>>13136344
remove the spoiler option if you dont want to highlight it also you can combine fortune+sage by writing fortunesage or sagefortune (I just learned this a few days ago lole)


Your fortune: Godly Luck

imagine the smell

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13136296

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13136296
>>13136311 (dubs)
stop it teto

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13136311
why does she glare like that now :( why is she freaky...

I don't know why I never told you
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>>13132588
dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13132722
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13132498
because jashin chan is a whore.
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>>13132498
https://voca.ro/1lzYtVOuPEaI

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13135982
I found this to be way funnier than I should have.

Your fortune: Average Luck


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