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ok im gona do it
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>>11845011
I'm not gonna do it btw

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In my brain I believe it’s a neuron
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what're you neuron about this time OP...
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>>11843725
>>11843749
Hi mrs. neuron
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i'm nerones

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Sun Antlers

My new band

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11843725
your a moron

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjMcP9IUlGg
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[s4s] meetup

I have to wear a zentai suit as underwear because normal boxer briefs chafe me and my skin is way too soft like actually dangerously soft so I also get chafed at the knees if I'm not wearing anything that isn't loose; I started wearing biking shorts but the seams on them made it so now I got chaffing cuz of the stupid waist band and dick pocket so I said fuck it and started wearing Lycra leggings, but then I had the same problem with the waist, my skin simply was too soft for anything made for the amerimutt market, and my normal clothing was in the same fucking dilema; waistbands seams and friction simply fucked me over regardless of what it was, they didn't work fine and I had to relive hell in the same story of fucking it and buying something else, I ended up purchasing some weird "butt lifting waist enhancer" legging thingy that was really high waisted like in the chest if anything and really comfy, no seams, no trash and they let me skate and wear cool shit without having to worry about nothing, everything was dandy and pretty until the 6th wash, dare I say, I was wearing them daily and I obviously washed them on hot on a day to day basis, but on the 6th one, my underdreams were fucking centrifugally decimated, so I kinda have up, reordered em and wore stupid ass boxers again. summer came and I finally accepted that everything fucking sucks for my skin, and discovered that the sun fucking ducks, it burns me horribly and easily because of my ultra pale complexion and heritage, so I tan easily and tans are ugly as fuck, so I bought some uv sleeves and high thighs from Amazon, once the gears in my mind started to realize that I practically had something you'd see on a hentai underneath to not fuck my skin I once again said fuck it and bought a full skin suit from the same website I bought my gay butt leggings, and I never looked back. and I feel eerie about it so I shared :)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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why didn't you use body glide instead

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11843479
just wear panties and thigh highs lol
slut

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11843487
me neither lol
>>11843479
is that Filthy Frank in pic related?
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>>11843479
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>>11843487
>>11843539
>>11843552
>>11843554
excuse me but who are you quoting?

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Owoh... Yeah!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11844156
Your arrival was foreseen by our left eye. Now our right eye continues to grasp the meaning of this board's recent past.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11843741

good morning esfores
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>>11842011
dubs
>>11841954
yes
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https://youtu.be/6xz-l5PjCbg

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11843400
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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>>11844144
dublels checking dublels
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it's hip to be square

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behead people who use LED headlights and/or drive lifted trucks

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11844683
nope

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11844687
prove it

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11844683
at the point at which you say "akshually im not the worst *other thing* is way worse" you have already admitted that you're terrible
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>>11844255
You mean Americans? We don't even have trucks in Europe. Everyone is driving a small car. It was only in recent years that lobotomized Europeans started buying SUVs as status symbol.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HLtdPZD_M0

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[s4s] suicide

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11843818
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>>11843818
when all your modules are projective everything becomes trivial
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AI says you are 'tarded to worry about global warming and the ice sheets in Antarctica melting...

Antarctica holds around 26.5 million cubic kilometers (6.4 million cubic miles) of ice.

The latent heat of fusion (energy needed to melt ice) is 334,000 J/kg.
Antarctic ice mass is roughly 24.5 quintillion kilograms (2.45 × 1022 kg).
So, the energy needed is:
2.45×1022 kg×334,000 J/kg=8.2×1027 J2.45 \times 10^{22} \, \text{kg} \times 334,000 \, \text{J/kg} = 8.2 \times 10^{27} \, \text{J}2.45×1022kg×334,000J/kg=8.2×1027J

Conclusion
Even under extreme global warming, the complete melting of Antarctica would likely take hundreds of thousands of years.
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>>11843992
just sell your igloo LOL
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I'm the reason why your mom got back into school at DeVry Technical and now has an exciting future in HVAC repair.

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sparkledog (diaper)
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This ain't spikedog NIGGA
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cancer
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>>11844929
>>>/trash/
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>sparkledog
any time

>(diaper)
please don't

The forehead girl
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Ai-chan
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look at this

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cute chinese boys!
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>>11844755
Their dicks look strange though

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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boys like this are functionally women, they're not bros
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Imagine being born with a body like this and having reverse dysphoria because you wish you were manly but you can't pass for male so you have to settle for living as a woman.
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>>11844930
Extra humiliation I like it

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11844930
that's usually how it goes

Pppppppffffttttt
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hi bob
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hi bob you should use $fortune in the same field next time like this:

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11844965
ey der bobbo!


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