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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)02:09:06 No.11464345
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Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)02:09:06 No.11464345   [Reply]
before you is a Lidl pretzel
what do you do?
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)13:17:21 No.11464999
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)13:17:21 No.11464999
>>11464366
XD
>>
Garlic Salt
04/24/24(Wed)13:24:51 No.11465005
Garlic Salt 04/24/24(Wed)13:24:51 No.11465005
This is ridiculous. Only 30% of this pretzel is salted. Guys, put a 1 in the chat if you think a 30% salted pretzel is a rip off. Put a 1 in the chat if you would be upset if you bought this pretzel that is missing 70% of its salt.
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)14:49:55 No.11465145
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)14:49:55 No.11465145
>>11464345
Aldi > Lidl
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:55:58 No.11465305
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:55:58 No.11465305
>>11464345
Don't forget to put butter on it. Maybe even chive, Gouda and slices of bell pepper.
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:57:28 No.11465308
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:57:28 No.11465308
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>>11464345
Anonymous
04/23/24(Tue)14:58:25 No.11463422
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Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)14:58:25 No.11463422   [Reply]
Today I helped a hr lady with the printer
Tomorrow I'm going to have a presentation about a software I've been researching for the past couple of weeks for my manager
Wish me luck
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Catfish
04/23/24(Tue)18:47:50 No.11463681
Catfish 04/23/24(Tue)18:47:50 No.11463681
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>>11463679
She enjoys pleasing men with her butt!
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Anonymous
04/23/24(Tue)23:10:25 No.11464113
Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)23:10:25 No.11464113
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)08:29:34 No.11464636
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)08:29:34 No.11464636
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i am not a whore
i am not a whore
i am not a whore
but i like to do it

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:07:05 No.11465253
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:07:05 No.11465253
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Yeah so basically I have to find some other software because it turns out that in netbox when you delete a module from a module bay it's logged in the changelog on a device level and my manager really needed a functionality like that
so much time wasted............
>>
Yuji Sakai
04/24/24(Wed)16:56:37 No.11465306
Yuji Sakai 04/24/24(Wed)16:56:37 No.11465306
>>11465253
that strap on that dress is incorrectly placed
Anonymous
04/23/24(Tue)23:37:30 No.11464142
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Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)23:37:30 No.11464142   [Reply]
pls post bmi so i can reevaluate if your opinion matter or not.
https://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)13:40:08 No.11465039
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)13:40:08 No.11465039
24.6
I'm 79.5 kg and went down from 110 kg
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:06:15 No.11465252
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:06:15 No.11465252
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well fuck
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:13:01 No.11465260
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:13:01 No.11465260
SUP YALL
hit me up @ebonics.fecalmatter on discord if you wanna play stardew
>>
new user
04/24/24(Wed)16:34:35 No.11465279
new user 04/24/24(Wed)16:34:35 No.11465279
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well this is lole
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fortune
04/24/24(Wed)16:48:21 No.11465294
fortune 04/24/24(Wed)16:48:21 No.11465294
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fortune

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Anonymous
04/23/24(Tue)15:23:38 No.11463456
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Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)15:23:38 No.11463456   [Reply]
is girl smell the best perfume?
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)14:51:26 No.11465146
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)14:51:26 No.11465146
>>11464891
/lgbt/ posters like "boysmell"
>>
happy thoughts
04/24/24(Wed)15:05:24 No.11465169
happy thoughts 04/24/24(Wed)15:05:24 No.11465169
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>>11463456
I've been interacting with left wing female students for the past 10 years of my life and they all smell like feta cheese

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)15:10:46 No.11465177
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)15:10:46 No.11465177
>>11464891
yes girls do like male body odor (sharp musky/sweaty smell) but that is very distinct from the more savory/'cheesy' smell of old fermented sweat and grime that comes from prolonged neglect of hygiene and cigarette use, girls do not like this usually.
>>
Yuji Sakai
04/24/24(Wed)15:16:30 No.11465184
Yuji Sakai 04/24/24(Wed)15:16:30 No.11465184
>>11465146
oooooooo BOYSMELL mmmm *asmr sucking noises*
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:40:03 No.11465288
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:40:03 No.11465288
>>11465177
ew
Anonymous
04/23/24(Tue)12:37:08 No.11463228
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Kek
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)02:55:29 No.11464405
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)02:55:29 No.11464405
>>11463228
>>11463648
El manjar de los dioses para cualquier morrito meco adicto al azúcar
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)03:06:09 No.11464417
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)03:06:09 No.11464417
>>11463648
They are too chewy. Like stale marshmallow cream.
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)13:56:39 No.11465064
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)13:56:39 No.11465064
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>>11463812
this is nice board

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:28:09 No.11465273
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:28:09 No.11465273
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Mankeke

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Garlic Salt
04/24/24(Wed)16:35:20 No.11465280
Garlic Salt 04/24/24(Wed)16:35:20 No.11465280
>>11464417
You probably just got a stale one.
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)00:36:28 No.11464225
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Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)00:36:28 No.11464225   [Reply]
The heat from the bread cooks the egg.
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)01:35:18 No.11464291
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)01:35:18 No.11464291
>>11464225
eggy pan eye
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)11:43:16 No.11464879
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)11:43:16 No.11464879
>>11464225
bread isn't real
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)14:55:20 No.11465155
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)14:55:20 No.11465155
>>11464291
>>11464879
how can eggy pan be real if our eyes aren't real
>>
Garlic Salt
04/24/24(Wed)16:31:32 No.11465276
Garlic Salt 04/24/24(Wed)16:31:32 No.11465276
>>11464225
Based
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:32:02 No.11465278
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:32:02 No.11465278
>>11465155
dubs are real
crudehumour223@gmail.com
mag 04/12/24(Fri)23:31:00 No.11445374
mag crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/12/24(Fri)23:31:00 No.11445374   [Reply]
"did i ever tell you that my parents actually disliked me?"
"bye then!"

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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crudehumour223@gmail.com
04/23/24(Tue)23:25:17 No.11464130
crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/23/24(Tue)23:25:17 No.11464130
>>11463770
thank you ^^
>>
crudehumour223@gmail.com
04/24/24(Wed)06:29:47 No.11464547
crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/24/24(Wed)06:29:47 No.11464547
and we can wait till the shadow grows long
>>
"The_Trainee"
04/24/24(Wed)06:36:28 No.11464553
"The_Trainee" 04/24/24(Wed)06:36:28 No.11464553
>>11464547
how cruel youmur

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
crudehumour223@gmail.com
04/24/24(Wed)14:23:59 No.11465120
crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/24/24(Wed)14:23:59 No.11465120
>>11464553
the AI trainee
>>
crudehumour223@gmail.com
04/24/24(Wed)16:20:16 No.11465268
crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/24/24(Wed)16:20:16 No.11465268
we're going to do hwhat
>>11463770
Anonymous
04/20/24(Sat)16:04:49 No.11458830
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Anonymous 04/20/24(Sat)16:04:49 No.11458830   [Reply]
stuffing saturday

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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seuss
04/23/24(Tue)14:29:34 No.11463371
seuss 04/23/24(Tue)14:29:34 No.11463371
>>11463365
I don't know.. you did just type the banned phrase.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
Anonymous
04/23/24(Tue)19:40:09 No.11463792
Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)19:40:09 No.11463792
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thsanks
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)00:44:16 No.11464235
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)00:44:16 No.11464235
next stuffing saturday in only 4 days, will this thread make it?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)09:22:27 No.11464731
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)09:22:27 No.11464731
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>>11463792
this is nice board

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:19:10 No.11465267
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:19:10 No.11465267
stuffing saturday

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
crudehumour223@gmail.com
concldued watching jojo 04/21/24(Sun)04:32:12 No.11459739
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concldued watching jojo crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/21/24(Sun)04:32:12 No.11459739   [Reply]
whoever kept telling me to watch jojo on this board – i watched the entirety of seasons one and two. ive seen every episode up until the finale of stardust crusaders

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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crudehumour223@gmail.com
04/23/24(Tue)23:27:25 No.11464137
crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/23/24(Tue)23:27:25 No.11464137
I wonder if I should keep bumping this thread
>>
"The_Trainee"
04/24/24(Wed)04:01:33 No.11464477
"The_Trainee" 04/24/24(Wed)04:01:33 No.11464477
>>11464137
bump
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)07:26:48 No.11464590
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)07:26:48 No.11464590
>>11460421
None
>>
crudehumour223@gmail.com
04/24/24(Wed)14:35:43 No.11465131
crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/24/24(Wed)14:35:43 No.11465131
>>11464590
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>11464477
ai bumpen??
>>
crudehumour223@gmail.com
04/24/24(Wed)16:18:08 No.11465266
crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/24/24(Wed)16:18:08 No.11465266
everything is very safe
multigrain
04/24/24(Wed)02:04:37 No.11464337
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multigrain 04/24/24(Wed)02:04:37 No.11464337   [Reply]
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!
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Yuji Sakai
04/24/24(Wed)14:35:41 No.11465130
Yuji Sakai 04/24/24(Wed)14:35:41 No.11465130
>>11464860
omg i want to see those cute little fuckers lay their eggs
>>
"The_Trainee"
04/24/24(Wed)14:43:52 No.11465140
"The_Trainee" 04/24/24(Wed)14:43:52 No.11465140
>>11464337
where's is turkey ? gobbled around somewhere
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:08:35 No.11465255
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:08:35 No.11465255
>>11464860
lol she shid on le escalator
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:16:07 No.11465264
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:16:07 No.11465264
>>11464860
that pidgeons had SEX
>>
seuss
04/24/24(Wed)16:17:32 No.11465265
seuss 04/24/24(Wed)16:17:32 No.11465265
>>11464337

MICHAEL MANN Presents...

An A24 PRODUCTION...

STARRING...

JAMIE LEE CURTIS

MICHELLE YEOH

JOAQUIN PHOENIX

AND

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Anonymous
04/23/24(Tue)20:05:51 No.11463853
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my 3 week event with diarrhea is finally over. today is the first day i have not been pooping all day. now i am immune to bad water in south america.
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Anonymous
04/23/24(Tue)20:27:28 No.11463893
Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)20:27:28 No.11463893
best thread on here right now
>>
Magick
04/23/24(Tue)21:50:28 No.11463989
Magick 04/23/24(Tue)21:50:28 No.11463989
this is the most annoying most fucking annoying, retarded, stupid, discord, disgusting thread on the board right now
>>
Anonymous
04/23/24(Tue)22:12:57 No.11464031
Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)22:12:57 No.11464031
good thread

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)08:43:59 No.11464654
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)08:43:59 No.11464654
>>11463853
NICE
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)16:03:45 No.11465248
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)16:03:45 No.11465248
>>11463856
update: i drank way too much apple juice yesterday and now there is SHIT coming out of my ASS endlessly
E-mail
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E-mail 04/24/24(Wed)15:47:19 No.11465229   [Reply]
get a bunch of credit cards and max them out on stupid shit then kill yourself
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)15:48:22 No.11465234
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)15:48:22 No.11465234
illegal life pro tips!
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)15:49:07 No.11465236
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)15:49:07 No.11465236
>>11465229
Skip to the last part stupid.
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)15:49:08 No.11465237
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)15:49:08 No.11465237
>>11465229
My strat was to not pay taxes or medical bills my whole life, rack up millions of hospital debtvand then die lole
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)15:50:50 No.11465239
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)15:50:50 No.11465239
capitalism it just works
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)05:44:56 No.11464537
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formication
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Catfish
04/24/24(Wed)15:08:11 No.11465173
Catfish 04/24/24(Wed)15:08:11 No.11465173
>>11465162
I know you're schizophrenic but girlsvliie sex as much as we do. Alas society dictates they cannot say it aloud.


Moron.
>>
seuss
04/24/24(Wed)15:17:45 No.11465185
seuss 04/24/24(Wed)15:17:45 No.11465185
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>>11465173
Name one political position that suggests women enjoy sex.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
Catfish
04/24/24(Wed)15:19:19 No.11465188
Catfish 04/24/24(Wed)15:19:19 No.11465188
>>11465185
https://voca.ro/12M43N67SGk7
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)15:43:26 No.11465221
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)15:43:26 No.11465221
>>11465162
It must suck being stupid and insane at the same time
>>
seuss
04/24/24(Wed)15:48:04 No.11465233
seuss 04/24/24(Wed)15:48:04 No.11465233
>>11465221
Nah not really, I get paid vacations.

Your fortune: Good Luck
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)15:45:28 No.11465226
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went to sleep at 7 AM and slept for 4 hours
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seuss
04/24/24(Wed)15:47:28 No.11465231
seuss 04/24/24(Wed)15:47:28 No.11465231
>>11465226
I slept for eight hours :^)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)15:47:50 No.11465232
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)15:47:50 No.11465232
It's ok anone, youre'll go to bed and sleep really good nice time tonight :)
happy thoughts
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happy thoughts 04/24/24(Wed)15:35:25 No.11465203   [Reply]
day 256
i fapped to power pegging denji again
no makima pegging denji images were found

Your fortune: Outlook good
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E-mail
04/24/24(Wed)15:40:00 No.11465213
E-mail 04/24/24(Wed)15:40:00 No.11465213
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>>11465211
spongebob and squidward
>>
c'happy t'houghts
04/24/24(Wed)15:40:23 No.11465214
c'happy t'houghts 04/24/24(Wed)15:40:23 No.11465214
>>11465213
Squingebird.
>>
happy thoughts
04/24/24(Wed)15:44:51 No.11465225
happy thoughts 04/24/24(Wed)15:44:51 No.11465225
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>>11465209
sadly mr putin is gonna throw the nukes before someone fulfils my request
>>11465211
doubles wow

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)15:47:21 No.11465230
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)15:47:21 No.11465230
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lol
>>
happy thoughts
04/24/24(Wed)15:49:27 No.11465238
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>>11465230
needs to be pegged

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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