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>>11206294
cheap little slut... she deserves it.... women who devalue themselves like this deserve to be whores
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>>11206296
she was just born different, you wouldn't get it obviously
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FUMO SEX
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Is the phrase "you love to see it" sexual?
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>>11206294
I have one of those and I think this one is real or mine is really ugly. It's a reimu with a double chin, it's kind of funny actually. Maybe even moebusu

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posting this
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thanks
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thank you for shitting this board up a bit more
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I'm on that weird part of reddit again
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The harpoons are not going to be enough for this...
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el gueboman

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How do i get dubs?
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>>11206800
like that. nice dubs.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11206800
nice dubs
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>>11206800
HOLLLYY SHIT CHEEEECKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don’t post frogs

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It's getting colder, make sure to dress for the weather!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11206453
how is this gay he's not interacting with a person of any sex
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>>11206453
bro literally has tits
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>>11206450
faggy... faggy ... faggy...
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>>11206450
The s*minal v*sicles produce a fluid enriched in fructose which contributes 50–80% of the entire ej**ulatory volume!!
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making spontaneous cums in ur bepis cage in below zero temperatures (celcius) is so le nice

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A big waste of time. This board makes the most sense.
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>>11205302
False le advert!
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>>11205711
Dubs!

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>>11206196
dessert doge
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Was at a party, saw a girl there with nice tits. I walk up to her and find out she's deaf. Me, not knowing sign language, am royally fucked. As a hail mary, I decide to gesture every sexual act I know. She instantly starts to leave and half the room is staring at me.

Was there a better tactic for this mission?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11206820
maby write something down and give it to her
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>>11206820
how were you "royally fucked?" you could have just smiled at her and wished her a good night and walked away, but instead you sexually harassed this poor girl
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if you've got healthy hearing and learned sing language you could probably do pretty good with deaf chicks if you think about it...
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>>11206820
Did you try the one where you make circle with your fingers + start sticking other finger thru it?

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>Dude, did you know that Miku's thighs could literally destroy a man's cock? It's fucking crazy how far technology has come these days.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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miku's thighs would break a white boy's weak twig
only a thick greasy bbc could handle her
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>>11205453
Nope son.. not even BBC
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>>11205652
only an asian mans hardened cock after years of masturbation to hentai tentacle can withstand the sheer pressure exerted on a mans penis when entering mikus abyss, few men can withstand the crushing depths akin to being at the bottom of the mariana trench and even fewer men after having hardened their dick with extreme gooning exercises can let alone attempt to please the micker.
the micker, once not having reached and orgasm from the mans weak willed dick will swiftly flex her thighs snapping even the strongest of dicks in half.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11205899
Asian dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11205899
really good and useful information to know
also dubs

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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some of you
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Magick thread on page 10 bumpu!
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>>11206074
bump yourself off retarf
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>>11203333
quads confirms its normal
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>>11206074
Magicku threadu on page 10u bumpu!
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girl failure

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>>11205162
Ebil has won
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>>11205608
fuggg :DD ebil is not good
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>>11205608
oh no, oh no, oh no no no!
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Your fortune: Good Luck
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This can't be happening

i havent slept tonite cause i acident drink energy heck!
oh well!
so i decide maby have fun draw!
make lidl draw thread!
come draw for fun!!
i try practise paper draw
even thos i cant draw on paper eyes or hair or really anything well i cant draw that well on pixels either
but i practise!
i hope others who better at drawing would come draw too!!
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>>11205128
that's okay, it happens. you'll get there!
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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what a gud draw hey
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BUMP
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Your fortune: Outlook good

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I like this silly gnome fella someone made, they are neat

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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How does she see if the hat is covering her eyes?
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>>11205495
she cude
>>11205506
gnomes are magic-lel
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>>11205495
heh, gnome
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>>11205579
:)
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>>11205579
i wish that was me

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It is true that HEROIN will give me an eating disorder?
The good kind, that will make me skinny, not the bad that will just make me fatter.
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11205947
I’m not a doctor, but I happen to talk to them often.

Heroin is an opioid- those are downers. While you may feel impervious to pain and quite mellow, it’s a mixed blessing. On one hand, you could eat less because it suppresses your appetite. On the other hand, you could eat more because you don’t feel full

If you’re into taking drugs, look into a stimulant of some sort. I am partial amphetamines for the metabolism-boosting effects. Plus, I can focus tons better. Look into it, mister!
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MIKO FEET
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someone bonked the neppy
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Why would you want do heroin when you could be doing bearoine

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Keep this thread up until next year so I can feel like I've achieved something at life.
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>>11205769
>69
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no
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Yea ok

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>>11206357
so friggin true
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>>11205588
good

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beary ebil.. you are a fatty!
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>>11206133
ebil double!
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>>11206071
I wanna fug this thing
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>>11206133
HIGH POWER WIGGLING
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>>11206071
>>11206133
really she IS being nice by telling her friend the hard truths and trying to help them to do better
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>>11206103
>>11206133
>>11206140
>>11206438

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Hai s4s look at this song and also this spikE
https://youtu.be/n07dmakQZFw
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>>11204900
dubs
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>>11204900
nice dubs!!
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>>11204471
ya hav no hart hehe xD
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i think this thread is awesome!
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wowe this is nice songe :o
maybe u coud rite one a song about spikes :c)


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