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what operating system do you think is the best husbando material? ^w^ mine is windows 7 :3
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I use manjaro

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Windows 11 (male)
yeah retards that never experienced the era enjoy attributing false names to it
did you know you can beside buying windows you can hack it to make it really your own bitch ?
that's my flavor of vanilla vvindows

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sexy 3.1

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recycled thread
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smyle nao crye l8r
yeh this board got old quick xd
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I hate this stupid fucking website and all its users
Picrel me an active shooter murking u all
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why are all tacticool fags such queers i mean god damn
no my friend black multicam sucks ass and nobody uses it except larpers
Because it's an aesthetic first and when you live somewhere where the closest you'll get to actual gun is a video game it's really the only part you can care about.

i want to die
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10+ and counting
maybe this will change your mind

from the river to the sea

Your fortune: Good Luck
then again I think I made you laugh a bit didn't I ? otherwise no not gado he wouldn't smile...

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> bro don't kill your self it's not worth it

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youre lucky i dont punch your lights out creep
Colossal bellend
maybe this will change your mind

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endo ku has a lot to thank the world for the the first final against the gods and their water ; ;

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
don't we love this lovely fella judge...man what a fortune is corruption

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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i have so many questions i don't want the answer to
Fork birds!
Fork them right in the shirt holes!

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I am going to post a factually incorrect statement on the imternet! and i won't even read the replies! andddddd sent! fuyahahaha!! i can't wait to not see them seeing them foaming from the mouth with anger! ahh, i'm so delightfully evil! ohohohoho~!
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how did this on page 8 with no teply i will bless ur threrad with dubs here
This post didn't deserve a reply
It deserved three.
lilly you emailed a bomb threat to the DEA -__-

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I want my foreskin back. The jews took it from me. I did not consent.
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You ever see frozen calamari at the store? That's actually goyim foreskins.
my mom is muslim so i'm lucky my dad is atheist otherwise my dick also had to be cut in half (muslims engage in jewish traditions)
Isn't that good for you? Your penis is clean for the rest of your life
not only is this a myth psyop made up by muslims who use "sanitization" as an argument for everything they do ("i don't eat pig because pigs eat poop" ass argument) but also is that not the biblically accurate reason jews invented it..
cutting your foreskin leaves your penis exposed, so there's absolutely no health reasons to do it

*Loud makeout noises*
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kissing is literally the hottest thing ever
In Japan a kiss is a sacred mark of affection then in their hentais they French kiss like whores given in to wanton lust
i dont care!! making out is super hot!! i could do it for hours

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i’m in my first year of college and in one of my classes there was this girl i really had a crush on. unfortunately i have severe social anxiety and rarely talk in class (and when i do it ends up being a whisper) so i couldn’t just approach her or hit her up normally. thankfully my wingman friend who happened to have her number gave it to me and informed both of us that i was a secret admirer or some cringy shit like that and we went on texting dates. we actually got to know each other pretty well and she maybe even started liking me back (she was sending blush emojis, hearts, etc). unfortunately her parents stepped in and i was ghosted. when school started a few days later i overheard her complaining that her parents didn’t let her talk to a guy she was talking with (that’s me ) and i’m concerned at that point. i make the grave mistake of double texting and no response. then suddenly she reaches out and says “you can talk to me whenever but i wouldn’t consider us friends” and we had typical small talk over text but then i was shunned away again. should i just give up at this point? i can’t decide whether im coping and she doesn’t like me or her parents are just stopping her because they check her phone for some reason. there’s also this tall attractive dude in our class who flexes his workouts and talks with all the hoes and shit and i’m concerned she has feelings for him instead since they have playful
teasing sessions and stuff while i sit there and watch in the corner. i’m not some creepy freak who gets off to that, but im not confident enough in myself to wish i were in his place. i’m skinny, go to the gym but still
have little muscle, spend most of my time studying, doing work, scrolling shorts, or just random things like that. yall gotta help me on what to do next cause i definitely can’t
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blissful blessed pic of bliss
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I didn't read this either
imagine the pheromones

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Waking up at the witching hour AGAIN

Fuck you 3 a.m

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Children how young?
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I'd say around 12. At least that's when I used to see stuff

Your fortune: Good Luck

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I hate audiobooks and prefer reading but I'm digging these audio stories. Just listened to one about a kriegsmen alpha psyker(which is silly fanfic but whatevs) and it was damn good.

Why they'd need a psyker to call in orbital bombardments is beyond me however

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Do we have an advantage?
whats that in her ass
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I look like and do this
Why do your balls look like they have a shota benis where your perenium should be

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
not the cade..

Your fortune: Bad Luck
what's that white slimey stuff?

Your fortune: Average Luck
they are girlfriends
separated at birth
Very large birb
they have sexxx

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me in the middle
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I got left then.
Me in the corner watching
Me in the other room spouting my monolog about just fucking hating this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass.
I'm da cameraman
me in mah bed yanking my peenor

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