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Anonymous
ass 01/26/25(Sun)19:45:21 No.12030726

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ass Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)19:45:21 No.12030726 [Reply]

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Anonymous
01/26/25(Sun)23:39:48 No.12031266

Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)23:39:48 No.12031266

>>12030750
Mfw I hide in a chest a little too long abs I suffocate to death

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)05:47:09 No.12031669

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)05:47:09 No.12031669

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)12:25:07 No.12032297

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)12:25:07 No.12032297

>>12031266
unchecked doubles on the last page!

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:28:05 No.12033189

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:28:05 No.12033189

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:43:09 No.12033381

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:43:09 No.12033381

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)18:41:34 No.12033068

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Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)18:41:34 No.12033068 [Reply]

today a bird flew into a window and dieded
it was bury sad

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)18:47:27 No.12033081

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)18:47:27 No.12033081

>>12033068
I am sorry that happened
I think they make stickers you can put on windows to help birds see them and avoid them

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)18:48:19 No.12033083

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)18:48:19 No.12033083

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>>12033068
They're flying in heaven now, OP.

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:41:27 No.12033378

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:41:27 No.12033378

rip the BAVI
if only they werent so dumb lole

Anonymous
Just letting you know! 01/27/25(Mon)03:21:35 No.12031503

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Just letting you know! Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:21:35 No.12031503 [Reply]

Hi 4Chan!

You lost The Game.

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)12:09:39 No.12032261

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)12:09:39 No.12032261

>>12032254
naaaahh its fine. too much effort lol.
maybe this thread will live long enough to see some quads.

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)12:40:44 No.12032344

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)12:40:44 No.12032344

>>12031503
SHIT

jerry
01/27/25(Mon)20:26:15 No.12033347

jerry 01/27/25(Mon)20:26:15 No.12033347

I just lost the game.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:34:56 No.12033365

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:34:56 No.12033365

I wasn't playing

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:37:48 No.12033371

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:37:48 No.12033371

>>12032344
Dubs!
oh no >>12032170

did you pray sped
01/11/25(Sat)13:41:29 No.11991909

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did you pray sped 01/11/25(Sat)13:41:29 No.11991909 [Reply]

.

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Yuji Sakai
01/27/25(Mon)15:10:16 No.12032632

Yuji Sakai 01/27/25(Mon)15:10:16 No.12032632

>>12032620
god damn i love epilepsy

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)15:18:37 No.12032649

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)15:18:37 No.12032649

>>12032632
yeah me too lol

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)16:28:40 No.12032786

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)16:28:40 No.12032786

>>12032649
Thrice for me fellas

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:37:17 No.12033220

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:37:17 No.12033220

Partyman is the life of the party

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:34:57 No.12033367

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:34:57 No.12033367

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>>12032632
>>12032786
well you would love this then.
i got the blueprint from that banned porygon episode.
watch out tho, this really fucks with your brain
https://youtu.be/KPkMNVEjPnQ?feature=shared

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:13:58 No.12033147

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Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:13:58 No.12033147 [Reply]

I’m on the le los toilet right now and it’s a really nasty one, not one of those super satisfying big turds that comes right out and you don’t even need to wipe. It’s one of those disgusting greasy ones that sticks to your butt. I think I might be here for awhile it’s very unfortunate

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:27:31 No.12033188

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:27:31 No.12033188

I just hopped off the toilet with one of those too. It was the 2 lbs of nachos I had yesterday, I think.

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:52:58 No.12033258

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:52:58 No.12033258

>>12033188 (dubs)
Sorry to hear fren, it’s no fun to take a nasty poob. It was so nasty that I had to strip down and hop in the shower to clean myself. Toilet paper and paper towels and wipes did not help much at all. I feel so much better now

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:31:41 No.12033357

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:31:41 No.12033357

>>12033147
i wanna fuck that ddogg

Anonymous
>>12031722 01/27/25(Mon)19:02:40 No.12033110

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>>12031722 Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:02:40 No.12033110 [Reply]

>>12031722

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Cool Shirts Guy
01/27/25(Mon)19:35:19 No.12033213

Cool Shirts Guy 01/27/25(Mon)19:35:19 No.12033213

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I asked nicely
yet you all keep posting this stupid chihiro minecraft shit

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:36:24 No.12033216

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:36:24 No.12033216

>>12033213
No respect around these parts

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:36:31 No.12033217

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:36:31 No.12033217

>>12033212
So have I and I haven't talked to a woman in over a decade. Must be some other reason

Ian_Hawke
01/27/25(Mon)19:41:14 No.12033228

Ian_Hawke 01/27/25(Mon)19:41:14 No.12033228

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>>12033213
I told you Dave!
I never lose!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:31:31 No.12033356

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:31:31 No.12033356

>>12033133
Good double!!!

Anonymous
Greetings! 01/27/25(Mon)20:02:19 No.12033280

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Greetings! Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:02:19 No.12033280 [Reply]

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be and why?

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regularfemcel
01/27/25(Mon)20:04:57 No.12033287

regularfemcel 01/27/25(Mon)20:04:57 No.12033287

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>>12033280
Humans can just change their sex like those uhm clownish or something.
Would make things so much easier

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:05:37 No.12033289

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:05:37 No.12033289

turn me permanently 10 years old

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:23:14 No.12033337

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:23:14 No.12033337

I would make the world good and virtuous

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:26:14 No.12033346

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:26:14 No.12033346

I wouldn't change anything; God made it perfectly as it should be

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:28:53 No.12033353

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:28:53 No.12033353

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>>12033280
toddlers would have functioning sexual and cute tails and paws

nyamo
01/27/25(Mon)15:05:28 No.12032619

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nyamo 01/27/25(Mon)15:05:28 No.12032619 [Reply]

the sleepiest girl in town. don’t go to work with me, stay home instead

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)16:35:01 No.12032804

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)16:35:01 No.12032804

I ponder the meaning of this

anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)16:35:34 No.12032807

anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)16:35:34 No.12032807

>>12032797
i can get all of the interaction i need from online friends and my partner, and i still live with my parents so it's not like i'm at risk of forgetting what human faces look like

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:07:23 No.12033296

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:07:23 No.12033296

>>12032619
you're ugly as shit. you got an ugly ass mole and unwashed hair and are literally on the path into being obese and you're not even aware of it. how much do you fucking weight 70 kgs. also guys this girl is 16, she's not 18. she keeps spamming her pictures on discord, she's genuinely not aware of how ugly she is it's terrifying. you can just smell the oil on her skin through the screen. her hair is fucking messed up and she doesn't know how to take care of it. she thinks whores like ramona flowers are examples to follow and has nothing resembling a personality. her room is a fucking mess and i wouldn't be surprised if it already evolved an ecosystem of its own. the whole deal is that she's absolutely certain that there's nothing wrong and is completely unaware of her lack of personality, disgusting living conditions and below average appearance.

regularfemcel
01/27/25(Mon)20:12:19 No.12033310

regularfemcel 01/27/25(Mon)20:12:19 No.12033310

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>>12033296
I'm gonna act like you were talking to me le lole
It's like you were exactly describing me word for word >w<

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:27:51 No.12033351

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:27:51 No.12033351

>>12033296
Why do you hate yourself so much

mikugirl
01/26/25(Sun)05:47:47 No.12028953

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mikugirl 01/26/25(Sun)05:47:47 No.12028953 [Reply]

i have so much hatred in my heart
i just love bullying fat people
id love to be nice but it's hard when its so satisfying to make fun of others

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Anonymous
01/26/25(Sun)18:05:40 No.12030423

Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)18:05:40 No.12030423

>>12029057
i appreciate the self awareness though

crudehumour223@gmail.com
01/26/25(Sun)22:13:12 No.12031059

crudehumour223@gmail.com 01/26/25(Sun)22:13:12 No.12031059

I guess you could say I've felt the hate rise up in me~

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)06:46:43 No.12031711

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)06:46:43 No.12031711

>>12028977
>>12029033
>>12029077
>>12030188
>>12030199
>>12030388
two same numbers!!!

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)12:43:26 No.12032349

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)12:43:26 No.12032349

MIKU MONDAY YAAAY!
https://youtu.be/drwHnQ9AZQQ?feature=shared

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:25:15 No.12033341

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:25:15 No.12033341

>>12031711
dubs

~ ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ ~( ◔ ʖ̯ ◔ )~
Short cut thru field 01/27/25(Mon)20:23:43 No.12033338

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Short cut thru field ~ ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ ~( ◔ ʖ̯ ◔ )~ 01/27/25(Mon)20:23:43 No.12033338 [Reply]

On way home wasted take short cut thru field.
This pops up starts screaming I want cunnies+ chasing you.
You can see your house but she's gaining fast.

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:25:57 No.12033344

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:25:57 No.12033344

I would give her my cummies!!!

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:27:17 No.12033349

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:27:17 No.12033349

>>12033344
unchecked doubles

plant
01/27/25(Mon)20:03:14 No.12033283

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plant 01/27/25(Mon)20:03:14 No.12033283 [Reply]

my lunchable was tampered with my freakin lunchable was tampered with

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:14:32 No.12033318

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:14:32 No.12033318

I wanna fertilize plant.

tea fren
01/27/25(Mon)20:14:45 No.12033319

tea fren 01/27/25(Mon)20:14:45 No.12033319

>>12033314
qt

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Mattoressu
01/27/25(Mon)20:18:03 No.12033325

Mattoressu 01/27/25(Mon)20:18:03 No.12033325

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>>12033319
She loves cake.

plant
01/27/25(Mon)20:19:33 No.12033327

plant 01/27/25(Mon)20:19:33 No.12033327

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>>12033314
maybe they were time travelers?
>>12033318
bees be like

tea fren
01/27/25(Mon)20:21:01 No.12033330

tea fren 01/27/25(Mon)20:21:01 No.12033330

>>12033325
i just like those elf ears. i have a friend who likes them too.
*sip*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)18:58:41 No.12033099

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Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)18:58:41 No.12033099 [Reply]

Oh my canine

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:45:01 No.12033237

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:45:01 No.12033237

>>12033099
two same numbers!

>>12033105
cute trans puppy*

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:45:20 No.12033238

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:45:20 No.12033238

big black dog cock

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:50:17 No.12033250

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:50:17 No.12033250

>>12033238
Tranny above *in b4 post deleted*

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)19:52:07 No.12033255

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)19:52:07 No.12033255

>>12033250
all they said was a trans puppy, why assume if they're trans

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:19:17 No.12033326

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:19:17 No.12033326

>>12033255
Tranny dubs

Anonymous
a downright angel 01/27/25(Mon)10:05:19 No.12032014

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a downright angel Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)10:05:19 No.12032014 [Reply]

i'm so innocent and likeable

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Nakadachi
01/27/25(Mon)10:19:03 No.12032038

Nakadachi 01/27/25(Mon)10:19:03 No.12032038

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)10:29:51 No.12032064

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)10:29:51 No.12032064

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sure Sr.Anon

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)17:43:06 No.12032959

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)17:43:06 No.12032959

>>12032014
I think this is an impostor Jashinposter thread.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:16:25 No.12033323

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:16:25 No.12033323

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>>12032959
i have nothing to do with that person i just think its a good image

Garlic Salt
01/27/25(Mon)18:57:01 No.12033096

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Garlic Salt 01/27/25(Mon)18:57:01 No.12033096 [Reply]

I'm that bad man that introduced Rice Krispies Treats Peeps to your mom.

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Mattoressu
01/27/25(Mon)20:12:36 No.12033312

Mattoressu 01/27/25(Mon)20:12:36 No.12033312

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>>12033096
You are indeed a strange girl.

~ ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ ~( ◔ ʖ̯ ◔ )~
01/27/25(Mon)20:14:59 No.12033320

~ ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ ~( ◔ ʖ̯ ◔ )~ 01/27/25(Mon)20:14:59 No.12033320

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Anonymous
01/27/25(Mon)20:02:31 No.12033282

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Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)20:02:31 No.12033282 [Reply]

Marissa stole the precious thread!

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Mattoressu
01/27/25(Mon)20:04:55 No.12033286

Mattoressu 01/27/25(Mon)20:04:55 No.12033286

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More like Alice Spergatroid.

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