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i have molested my phone and now it has changed its gender to "kansas". what does this mean
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>>12980990
lole kansas is the best state come here and get some barbecue this is a sign
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>>12980990
all you are is dust in the wind

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12981070
>>12980994
>>12980990
>>12980994
>>12981070
now that the dust has settled can we all agree Kansas is a state?
>>12980990
>>12980994
>>12981070


Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12981075
No, I will not agree.
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>>12981075
which kansas: arkansas, or original flavor?

I want to fuck her butt!
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>>12981843
>porn
>porn
>porn
lole they really want to be sure you understand this is porn
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>>12981843
>porn
>porn
>porn
lole they really want to be sure you understand this is porn

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I lick ass cheeks
I'm gay y'all
Balls in my face
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>>12980918
Ugly
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So this is the beloved Jordanian boy you all simp for
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>>12981890
f u because u ignore ur simps
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>>12980918
you have a lazy eye
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>>12980918
gay for penises

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Hallo, I’m back from my travels
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>>12981751
Humu, may you find someone who'll tickle your heart in your journey of this world.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12981780
An accidental misspelling of Anonymous, which is Anonymouse !!!!!!
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>>12981797
ah
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someone called?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12981710
how were your holidays?

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I want to devote my entire life to playing video games and watch anime and reading manga.

I plan to never get married or have children because that will only take time I could be using for games. I want to be a millionaire so I don't have to work anymore and can just game and stuff all day.

One of my goals is to play every JRPG ever made.
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>>12980823
Tbh nothing matters were stuck in a time loop so might as well consume the slop there's only so much you can do outside anyway
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>>12980947
Oh well i give up on this debate
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>>12980965
it wasnt a debate i was trying to tel u that u believe a false gospel and are foolish for worshipping media
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>>12980823
that sounds like a fun goal OP! do you have a realistic plan for achieving this?
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>>12980844
unchecked doubles on the last page!

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It’s raining here and I’m cuddled up with my dog and a ‘za fresh out of the oven (the ‘za not the dog)
I would ask /tv/ but I don’t respect their opinion

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12968075
no it's because everybody on /tv/ has molested as a child levels of self hatred and rage which clouds their ability to make sound entertainment choices
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>>12968070
are you still watchin a mobie?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12979559
>>12979559
>>12979559
what a twist!


Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12978744
checking these dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12973133
unchecked doubles on the last page!

do u ever wake up
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I have woken up,
Right now.
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>>12980520
ill rape your ass kid stfu
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>>12980515
Unfortunately, yes
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Mfw when farty momy gf
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>>12980877
unchecked doubles on the last page!

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What was the last song that you listened to?
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>>12980656
also I neva met someone who also likes brand new, it's nice to see your poast <3
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>>12979140
this is nice baord

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12978965
according to my youtube history this is the last song i listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-Gfyhlc2g
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>>12978965
https://youtu.be/jnkXc6BwNF0?si=loqLgDGeHu0KK96j
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>>12980799
unchecked doubles on the last page!

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Can I become the obesity meme around here?
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Fatasses are not people
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>>12981758
did he love you
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>>12981818
I think so. He liked to say he did, and I liked to believe him. Difficult to say for sure because the memories are a blur and my intuition has an abysmal track record. He probably had a good heart (though a cardiologist might disagree)
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>>12980564
Why are you fat
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>>12980564
i love your boobies pls post more pls

The forehead girl
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>>12980998
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Let's eat grapes in a bucket
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>newfig doesn't know why there are bearies eating grapes in a bucket
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/10140658/
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>>12980732
heh

drunk ama

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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is the old man going to hit me with his stick?
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am ion some list?
prolly nottu
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Goddammit what happened here?!?!
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>>12981902
shh it's going to be okay
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>>12981904
no its nottu, they will https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12884569/#12886917

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ass
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>>12980699
Checking these dubs in the original post.
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>>12980699
checked doubles on the last page!

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[s4s] can girls get pregnant if you put it in their food?
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>girls
>with a penis
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>>12981246
no, you have put it in their Vagina
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is this a genuine question or are u retarded

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12981259
no I really need to know I put it in her food and does she need abotion

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Cuter mouse, what should we call him?
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>>12981912
ruce
bc its yellow, in between rude and nice, so ruce or nide

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12981912
fwewe cheeseimer

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12981912
kinda messed up to use pics of bury pink after what you did

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12981912
Call mouse miyse

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12981916
what did op did


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