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Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post.

/vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!

/vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.
Currently, all global rules are enforced.

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/r9k/ is no longer fun, it just pisses me off. All I see is
>All women are roastie whores
>Normies get out
>Vocaroo threads filled with guys orbiting the females

I like this board, can I have a hug my /vip/ brothers :^(
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>>67287
Exactly.
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>>65949
You're just starting to realize that /r9k/ isn't the healthiest board to frequent. Seriously, stop going there for awhile and you'll feel better. /r9k/ messes with your head, same with /pol/.
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See, the great thing about the internet is that, if you don't like something, you don't have to see it! Just close the page and go to another website. Complaining about how you hate X board because they're all normies, or fascists, or redditors, or whatever isn't going to change anything, and you know it won't. So why waste the energy?
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>>67289
>I mean what's their biggest knock? The general bitch is that white women won't fuck them, it's a conspiracy why they're poor, and their gravest insult is an effeminate man.
Then why is the biggest knock for millenials the word "cuck"?
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>>67452
Nope, went back to it a few days ago. If anything I dislike it more

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JEWS
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Jews
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i love jews
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>>66838
Thanks
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I was told there would be Jews
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JEWS

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anime
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Out of unsorted webms so now you get BRAVE
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>>67392
Reminds me of the Mako Cannon in FF7 blasting away Diamond Weapon and the Northern Crater barrier.
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What are you boys currently reading?
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The Sailor Moon manga.
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I've been reading The Art of War over the past few days. It's very interesting, as well as a good introduction to historical Chinese Warfare.

Does anyone else hear wear glasses? I do, but my eye doctor recommends I take them off when I read.

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This is a very important thread
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>>67406
Is this the designated shitposting thread?

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Sup /vip/ watching the eclipse?
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>>67395
Damn that sucks sorry to hear,
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>>67413
its okay i'm just glad the country was obsessed with a natural phenomenon for a bit instead of something from capitalism. i know thats ironic to say on /vip/ of all places.
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>>67384
I couldn't get my hands on a pair of glasses. And people in my area were being Jews selling them for $50 a pair. I said fuck that and just watched it dim a bit outside.
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It didn't even get that dark out. I was thinking it was going to be like midnight at 2:30 PM.
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>Missouri
>watched my front porch
>all the bugs in the bushes freaked out
>saw a falcon desperately flying back to her best

It was pretty fucking cool, that ring of fire.

You are all fine just the way you are.
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>>67436
Gee, thanks. You too?
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I sure am.
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My, thank you.

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rare gerald

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Shalom, partner. Facts don't care about your feelings.
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salami eggs and bacon
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This is very important. Thank you.
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>>64832
Your feelings are represented in facts, so... Meh?
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Fuck off polddit
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>>64831

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there's a spider on my fucking bed
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I always was fond of spiders and holding them since I was a kid, so I can't understand why everyone's freaked out by them

then again I'm very fond of wasps too

I can't take sides, I wish they'd get along
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>>65815
bro what if we're the hornets and we're the ones caught in the internet web bro you ever think of that
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>>66172
Dying slowly never felt so comfy so I resign myself to this fate.
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>>65783
cool
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>>65783

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Why do sunglasses in anime look like this? That's not what sunglasses look like.
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Why do donuts in anime look like this? That's not what donuts look like.
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>>67423
Those sunglasses look like that.
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

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Do you guys ever say or do anything whenever you want to quickly dismiss an embarrassing thought or memory?

I've caught myself blurting out "cock-a-roach" and "nutmeg" and "XV-88 BATTLE SUIT" or occasionally making a face and some clicking noises.
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>>66560
>>66573
ye I do this too often
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>>66189
XD
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Usually I just tell myself I'm a giant pussy
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I do this sometimes but thanks to the internet I just say fug:DDDD, cyka, or perkele, and move on. if someone over hears it, it gets ignored because everyone says swears under their breath on occasion. its pretty normal. just make sure you aren't screaming autistic phrases like OP
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I have found that I do something of the sort but often in reply to the awkward thought or memory. Luckily, nobody at work either seems to notice or say anything if they did.

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What would you do if, one day, you woke up as a cute loli?
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>>67070
>Cont

Mars would be neato and shit, but my real goal here is just to get hands on experience. While my investments have been managed and building up, I've been working my education & hands-on pilot/space skills. Know what that means?

Private Sector. I use my saved up investments + USAF money + hopefully fame to start up a private sector competitor to SpaceX. Failing that, just work for one of them. Either way, money to be had. I'd start working on having kids too, if age is still on my side.

I would then help further humanity towards asteroid mining and industrializing our solar system's resources. I may not have infinite age to do it, but those ~20 bonus years lets me start out with a massive advantage towards this goal.

The end-game here is to further space exploration and make a killing off of investments in it. With the excess money I can have a family easily and spend the rest of my life living easy.

Girl-card is useful whenever needed to get my way.
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>>67071
>Cont

I would then spend the time raising my kids & doing investments/trust-funds/etc. as much as fucking possible. Empower them as much as possible. I'd have many kids so at least one would continue in my footsteps.

I'd also try to invest in life-extending measures to be around as long as possible. If somehow I could get immortality out of this? I'd go full-on Emperor of Mankind. Except Empress I guess?

Either way. The survival and continuation of the Human Race is my top priority. Gaining a few extra decades of time but keeping my current experience would set me down this path.
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>>67036
I would find me and fuck myself.
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>>67072
>>67071
>>67070
That's nice. I'd just gobble a few cocks and call it a day.
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>>67036
I'd get a lot of people jailed.

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plump
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>>67365
Wait a minute. What the heck is going on in that picture? WHAT KIND OF SITUATION IS IN THAT PICTURE?
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