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Post em and let's try to collect em all! I'll start
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We are all newfags
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>he paid for 4chan
yeah cause I got banned from the 'arty for an hour and I don't like your sites captcha
Ex-Freemason whistleblower MOT396 here.Here’s the problem with modern masonry. In order to join you need to sacrifice your most beloved. That could be a friend or friend member. I’ve known people who have literally sacrificed their own mother to join. Their kids as well. The foundational principles are that humans are all inherently selfish, and willing to sacrifice ANYONE for the good life that having money affords them. No working, no financial stress, sounds great doesn’t it? Well the freemasons believe this is a “dog eat dog world”. Look at bacteria in a petri dish and observe what they do. Eat each other. Look at fish in the ocean. Eat each other. Animals on land. Eat. Humans….they believe we are no different, and so the highest truth in their eyes is that humans are inherently at constant war with each other.To keep from being consumed by it and turning on one another, they sacrifice children. By taking it all out on them it acts like a catharsis that keeps masons from killing one another.The problem is the sacrifices don’t solve the problem. Sacrificing children, or your most beloved…it just reinforces the concept that all life on earth simply exists to eat one another. As a result they’ve been driven further and further toward evil. If you’re willing to sacrifice your most beloved to simply join a CULT, then all the masons understand that they would sacrifice one another in a heartbeat. It’s the complete breakdown of pro-sociality, because EVERYONE is disposable. And that’s why in the modern times they’ve become so evil that they….Poison a certain % of vaccines to cause autism in childrenEncourage children take Tylenol knowing it causes autismAdd fluoride to the water knowing it causes lowered iq and ADHDPoison budget water filtersPoison bandaidsAre purposely releasing measles and food borne illnessComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The masons will kill you you know
Who let this brother off his leash?
>>141336You have seen so much patterns, that you are now the inner dome of the iran mosque. Just pay your membership dues or else
Hi /vip/I'm currently trying to Dead God The Binding of Isaac and would like to ask (You) for /adv/iceI've done most of "oddball" achievements (like blank card + sun), so the only thing left are characterspic rel is the list of Isaacs I've yet to fully completewho should I play next and for what completion mark?
>>141356In my opinion, from easiest to most difficult/annoying:>BustedTainted Cain (I think they nerfed him though)IsaacTainted LilithTainted IsaacTainted BethanyTainted Keeper>EasyTainted JudasTainted LostLilithJudas>Easy once you get used to the gimmickComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This is super important, I could have made a post on /lit/ or even /out/ but I couldn't, it was pure hell, what if someone really needed to see my high quality contentGrapeApe needs to sit in the corner and watch intently as I get relieved, no looking away
>>141289No Refunds (TM)
As a card carrying member of this Somalian mudhut building forum I implore our benevolent nipponese overlord to look into the seriousness of this issue. There was under 15 (fifteen) obsession threads on /tv/ and I desperately needed to post another one as my thread would have been better than the other 15 (fifteen) threadsMy emails to feetpics@4chan.org are repeatedly going unansweredI would be willing to pay for a 2% rise in the janitorial staff wages over the next 10 to fifteen (15) years.
I am willing to make it 3% more for jannies (over 15 years), can we talk about fixing this issueWhy is no one answering my emails is it feetpics@4chan.org or feetpix@4chan.org? Maybe I got it wrong
I've calculated the total cost of reparations to be paid to me in installments over 15 (fifteen) months in whatever is the most popular memecoin shilled on /biz/ this week. Total value is $0.00685 for two hours of downtime for a passholder, as I said Hiro can pay it in installments. The emails still aren't getting through, I've cc'd bbc@4chan.org too but maybe because it's the weekend no one is responding to my incredibly serious requests.
I HAVE DECIDED TO LOWER MY DEMANDS OF HIROYUKI MOOTASHI. I NOW ONLY REQUIRE $0.005 PAID IN 15 (FIFTEEN) INDIVIDUAL INSTALLMENTS AT YOUR PLEASUREI HAVE TRIED EMAILING AGAIN BUT NO ONE IS RESPONDING TO BUCKBREAKING@4CHAN.ORG I DON'T KNOW WHY
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>>140737I can afford a cable, I just lost a lot of cables a while ago and have been using two C to C cables ever since because I didn't need anything elseI'm laaaaazy
I unlazed and got a different board with a type C and better VRM because I'm hungrypretty sure that other board is good for home servers, 8 SATA ports and 2 NVMe slots that can all work at the same time.. funny little thing
>>140744>I'm laaaaazyStory of most of our lives
>bumping the worst thread on this entire website as it's about to slide
now why would you go and bump /nah/
Anyone have a document with a list of filtered words for each board, and words that trigger autosage in the OP?This is actually pretty annoying. Especially when making a thread.
>>140673>document with a list of filtered wordsI don't think it's properly documented desuAll I can recall atm are>"tulpa" autosage on /mlp/>"nakadashi" prohibited (no ban, just error) on /g/ replies>swaglord full name autoban on all boards>8ch a n prohibited on all boards
>>140673If you say senpai it autocorrects to senpai.That's f a m.
>>140676>>140673CuteandFunnymakes your thread autosaged since paedoshit
>>141438oh yeah I remember one time a /vg/ thread had random autosage after a pastebin in their OP had>cunnyas random part of their URL
>>141430What's eff ay em desu?
Why can't hiro just host BTCpay for 4channel? Why do we rely on Stripe for crypto payments?
>>140759Anything's better than c*inbase
>>140759Stop being a pedophile and pay up
you do this
test
>>141442did it worked?
>>141441smart
>>141370brock have you ever made oc
>>141458somemostly fumo picsthe occasional week long drawing challenge with other anons
she is really cute
she is telling the truth there is no need for further verification just like me and my 4chan pass
>>140516you're right
she hates it
I got 99 problems but yours ain't one
I wish elves were real...
Has anyone read or contributed in the smartphone general in /g/? The general is being ruined by a shill who floods the board with the same content and he is obviously a jannie or has moderation team support as anyone who contradicts his post are banned for the slightest infraction of rules. Any mod or jannie care to comment?
way to ruin every board with retarded general shit
Forgive meI feel it againa pull to the light
I would liken my experiences to growing up in a third world country, to not being too different or removed from something like this movie
Can you believe that, it's very likely human beings originated from underground, some type of subterranean layer. This completely blows the bible out of the water. It's not so much that we came from the underground, but we likely lived underground for a very long period of time.