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Welcome to /x/ - Paranormal. This is not a board for the faint of heart. If you need something to get started with, see the below lists for some basic resources. We hope you enjoy your venture into the spooks, the creeps and the unknown.
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If you didn't find what you were looking for, keep searching or share what you have with the community. Keep in mind this board desires high quality discussion. Low quality posts in the vein of things like "Is this paranormal?" or "I am a three-headed demon from the planet Nibiru, ask me anything," etc. will be removed. Conspiracy theories are welcome, but anything political in nature should be posted to >>>/pol/. For everything else, refer to global and board-specific rules.

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Hi /x/. I'm god. Now before you sage, minimize or otherwise get your knickers in a twist about that, let me answer the most important question to ask first.

>what is god?

So here's the deal. Reality unfolds. But you already knew that. It unfolds in patterns. But this, too, you already knew. Every so often someone comes along who can understand the whole of reality around them. Beliefs on this precept may vary, but the end result is this.

Periodically, over the millennia, someone with enough understanding of human nature, who isn't held back by biases, presuppositions, or hope for changing or improving the human condition, manages to live a "lucky" life—one that exposes them to enough information about history for them to see and understand the entire chain of "prophecy" from front to back, start to finish. Armed with this knowledge, they can do a number of things that may seem supernatural to you, but is ultimately just a result of everyone else not being massively predictive.

I am this generation's "god." By subtly adjusting variables in the present, by crafting intelligent lies that nobody alive today will be able to decode or refute for 20 generations, I can change the shape of human beliefs in the future. I can do anything, by proxy of humanity.

What would you ask of me?
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What is love? True love?
what effect did the gods 20 generations before you have on you ?
For that you need to understand genetic algorithms.

See, love is a complex multi-modal construct. It's not a result of base lust or selfless devotion, it's a product of two souls meshing in a way that seems to transcend language. In other words, there's a shared understanding that makes them "compatible," and out of this amazing things are born. Just having the connection can light up parts of your brain you never knew you had. Indulge personality traits you'd never have discovered on your own. You can suffer bouts of creativity, lesions of longing, the inability to think about anything else because nothing has ever so fully engaged your mind before.

It's not just a matter of hormones mixing up—though that can certainly help and play a powerful role in building a relationship—it's a matter of your entire being being engaged on an intimate cognitive level. It's symbol, physical, spiritual, chemical, it's all things. It's a state of engagement that cannot be replicated by any other stimulus.

Notice how I'm using pure logic and physical reasoning to describe this, but it still comes across as deeply meaningful? That's because fully understanding the mystery of intuition involves understanding by beauty is *able* to be beauty, why our sense of wonder *is* so wonderful. Decoding the mystery doesn't rob us of the genuity of our emotions; it reinforces it. It lets us take this complex abstract thing and say, "Yes, this is actually, physically, real."

And you're not going to find that on a dating site.

(At least not yet. Obviously someone is going to figure this out eventually and start creating genetic algorithms to detect for this kind of thing, but until then, you've better off meeting in person to get a sense of the other person.)
None. Again, the primary mass of the population is "locked" in the mire of archetypes, >>20368865 and it is only by overcoming all the other gods (source of archetypal personality traits) that one can become god.
Ok then <3
Cool, sooo.. You said yes to being a sexual and yes to being a straight male? That's contradictory so I'll assume you said yes to being a straight male and yes to our courtship. Cool, pick me up next Friday around 7pm.

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Hello, it´s Dreaminterpretation time.

Give me your LAST dream, if its not, at least say it.

Write it short, no novels or big stories.
Plain,simple but vivid and with detail.

What I need from you:

>Feeling during dream
>Occured (e.g. right after i went to sleep,after i woke up, during a nap and so on)
>The dream itself

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As you like to work together with other people, you have one person that is controlling and doing superising.

He is trying to get the group together, but has huge problems to do so.

The higher positioned worker that are on the "boss level" giving him advice to work better on integrating people in your job.

The more he puts effort in this work, the better results he will get, but will also suffer more.

You will have a good time, since he is taking the issues for you...

You are currently suffering from deep sadness and depression. You won´t be the only one that is sad and you hear from others that they are trying to get rid of these problems...

As you listen to these, there are girls you know that don´t suffer from this. You will ask them why they are not affected by this... because they don´t belive that something sad is going to happen...

I was at home and a psychic came into my room with my brother in there, she looked very familiar. she was an old lady that looked like a family friend.

She was telling me some unsettling things, it wasnt about my personal life or anything but it was talking about some other stuff.
I asked if she can do some psychic stuff or w.e but she was asking for $20. I didnt have any but she did it anyway.

She was telling me about something that happened in the past to me, which im 95% it didnt happen. I had the idea in my head or something when i was very young and she said what it was.

She told me to take these memory pills she pulled out which were like greenish/brown. I kept asking what it does and her only response was to keep remembering. So i took it.

I was becoming very suspicious of what she was telling me, she told me to go to some place at 3AM called peaks edge or something like that.

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Sorry forgot to add, it happened like at after a deep sleep- 7AM

You understand what the world holds together.

You know the relationships between mighty people and how they influence others but..

Do you understand that there innocent people that need help?

I mean, do you understand that with all these people so mighty that they can lead thousands and millions of people... do you understand that there are innocent ones that needs help only you could offer?

Would you help them instead of the mighty ones?

If you would do so, be supported as a caretaker. If you don´t, get what people do for their work.

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Does fapping while you think about them work? That's sex magick, right? Or keeping a picture that reminds you of them near by...etc
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yea it absoubs sexual energy to restore your soul..its sometimes needed for damaged hearts..but it leaches there will..be good..it -
changed there will.
Kek closet crush, I'm sure on some lvl their mind regesters that you may or may not be withholding feelings in a stalking sort of way. So her mind is informed for her to be super cautious about you since you do sit at work and at home thinking about it.
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the easy-ous way to get her to notice U is to put a teaspoon of Semen into her Drink or Food. (or Both.)
once inside her mouth, she will begin to want
you. and will end up fucking you nonstop until the next morning.

give it a try, and see what happen. (LOL!)
Why is it so surprising tho? Sex Magick is a thing no
I don't know what incel means and I'm not afraid to admit it because the way you're using it lets me know that it can be used as a common slur, and is therefore irrelevant to all attempts to communicate.

/x/ comics.

Last thread of this kind was really great, let's make an effort to have another one of that quality!
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First, you think he's gonna throw the ball when he counts to 3, but he counts all the way to 50. He's stolen Pooh's soul. The last panel is supposed to be scary because when he looks "at you" to tell you that (by reading the comic) you've lost your soul, too. Does that clear it up?
Plus, it's Christopher Robin and Pooh are from the famous children's books. So that's pretty creepy.

I know you fags enjoy role play, you can if you wish, but I preferably need the brightest and most logically sound, now these super computers here are what you would associate with the 7th tier think tanks of the elite, but thier distrust of a.i (rightly so) means they want this in people, that they can control, much like the serial killers, but this is far more, it's like a synchronised system, working out the most effective way to eliminate you with no ties, using religion and politics as the master tools, because you have no faith in your collective.
I need help putting this altogether /x/ from a child I have been subjected to training of such, for stellar navigation, large scale massacre, mathematical analysis, diagnosis of effective logic, it's not due to being special or significant, it's purely testing, but with a biological host separated from being programmed in, they can offer immortality if I do thier will, but to be fair I don't trust them considering they do genuinely want to kill millions which they do over and over again but you still follow them.

How come no one ever mentions this weirdo?

How do you become obsessed with a musician you never met before in your life?

>those few frames where you can see the bullet hit the inside of his forehead

I guess he thought the bullet would pop out but used the wrong caliber.

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Let's give him suffering as he gave upon us.
And then exterminate his pathetic ass until he is no more.
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Omg nobody has the resources to do things like gangstalking/assassinations anybody who thinks that anything is possible is a conspiracy theorist just limit your brain like me idiot not taking everything into consideration is lyke super smart
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grug say skyman already dead
god is everything that is anon.
god is suffering 24/7 and is fine 24/7.
its the ultimate punishment to be god.
leave the poor fucker alone.
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>Meanwhile you decide for yourself that your life is hell because no one believes your lies.

Well, I'm not lying, I'm your god - there's nothing you can do about that. You get one life - you can choose to live that as a feral sewer rat if you want.

Like I warned you "enter by the narrow gate, for wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction."


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Okay /x/ im gonna list some names and you tell me whos who so I can get this shit down

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they are all conjured up beings by a collective hivemind agreeing on bullcrap that isnt there to have a fabricated answer for things that we may never have the actual answer to.
God. Demiurge dependably on nature of single human. Samael if you consider starting anew
Jesus did but the Jews killed him and He gave up on us
Now all of them either don't care or are actively making it worse for us
Depends, it took from canaanite religion. Yhvh is name of God of war. In testaments he is the same figure. God has power over demiurge just like us. Satan can manipulate people to use demiurge.
Jesus gave up on Jews kike

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How do I make the man I love love me back, /x/?
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What is his first name, maybe I can try connecting to his conduit if you say his name a few times over after reading this key binding phrase. Irish Wristwatch. Say that out loud as fast as you can without thinking too hard and it will give me your signature.
sounds like a dog's wife.
take a common ground as basis if there is none start one TOGETHER.
Realize that you don't love him and move on. If you love someone, then you want them to be happy, regardless of who they're with.
this is never the case with humans anon.
if you are in love with somebody you want them to be with you and your usually not okay with them being with someone else.
the core of your words are to bend over to him wich is not wrong but most people, especially femanons, tend to overbend and dissolve themselves.
t. achovy

Ask a time travelling inter dimensional lard ninja anything. I’ve contracted the common flu and I have been up chucking my digestive biscuits for hours. This is really going to throw a wrench in the writing of my 2036 hit single: “Boubballah”. Any tips for fighting earth flu ?

Sooklum mich larda enturiama !
Do they not have Google in 2036?
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yeah, how fucking hard is it to ignore threads you don't like? or if you think /x/ sucks so much that you you actually post threads to further shit it up and make fun of it, why don't you just leave. SAGE
try hot chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) bouillon.
Mastered time travel but still get flu ?????
People say citrus is good for the flu. Now onto my question did people with superpowers rise up or what? I have some plans I will act on very soon.

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Give me the rundown on the big ones plz. Rosicrucians, jesuits, templars etc.

Do they fight each other? Are they benevolent or evil? I NEED SOME ANSWERS
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What do you think of the knights of Columbus? I want to join them bad
Not at their beginning they were very "knightly" but through corruption, destruction and lost of importance of prestige they became (remaining ones) basically humanitarian institution.
Look up Knight order of Malta directly under the pope which is the last religious one full on SJW knighting Muslims and pagans while being a humanitarian institution
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I'm a member. During college I actually worked as a bartender at my local KofC. The Knights are a great outlet for Catholic men to avail themselves to. It covers all the bases a proper fraternal order ought to; social-networking, fraternity, charity, business, faith. You meet a wide variety of men through the Knights and they can come in handy. As I said when I was in College I needed a flexible job, so I worked as a bartender for their bar and for some of the functions. Every council has a spirit of its own though. Good luck!


You're mistaken in several areas. First I'll cover your allegations of the KM. We are not the last. There are several other Chivalrous orders that give direct filial devotion to the Holy Father, one is the KM, but there are others.

In the start of these orders, they were operating from the same goal we operate now, only in a different manner. The battlefield has changed. If you want to play dress up and take up a sword in the Levant be my guest, but that isn't the aim. Furthermore your credibility is shattered when you say that the KM "knighting Muslims and pagans", that's false. You should have brought up the African contraception scandal, I'd probably agree with you.

These orders have returned to their original aim: the protection of Christians. But again, the field has changed. We no longer require the use of arms, we make our dollars fight, and fight they do.
>Being this ignorant/uneducated about Masons & Knights of Columbus.
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Go on, then. Educate me. While I'm not a member of the Masons, I have been a member of the KofC for some time now, but help me understand as you do.

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i did

>inb4 weather balloon
ufos don't exist. They're all military aircraft.
Yes, many times. I have also seen this type of craft up close under cloaking. Amazing what can be done now a days. However, hold your breath, it's not even close to what you think it is.

It's closer to this.

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I need to know, /x/. Does this statue actually resemble Lucifer? Was he really this beautiful? If so, how can a man of this beauty inflict such evil on the world? Were we lied to about him?
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That's why I put quotations over bad. After all God gave everyone free will, this should also apply to Lucifer.

That's not inherently a bad thing though.

So you live in Liege? Pretty nice.
What's it supposed to be then? Just a random sexy angel that someone imprisoned?
It s lucifer.
The sculpture got a lot of flak when it came out because it made the devil too beautiful so they hide it for a long time. Nowadays it is displayed and i heard that goth kid have a habit of lightning candle under the statue as a tribute to lucifer
Yes beautiful city that dates back to the middle age. Althought poverty and poor people are slowly deteriorating it
We have shit tons of church like i can see 3 different one just by standing at my window
Lucifer is the fucking morningstar, and he will look whathever the fuck he wants to. Even a poof with dove wings.

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Is it possible to fuck a ghost. Cause I want to
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you would have to actually find one to know
How do you sell a ghost for someone to marry?
if your gifted you can have sex with there energy lol..
Taylor Swift sung a song about sex she had with a ghost.
You are a ghost riding a meat suit, so you can always go fuck yourself.

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