Anonymous ## Mod
12/30/18(Sun)10:56:52 No.50136909

Anonymous ## Mod 12/30/18(Sun)10:56:52 No.50136909

/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

I want some alcohol and weed but I probably wont get it.

>>50460556
at most if she thinks you like her she'll take it as you having realized its hopeless and moving on. you just have to be casual about it. idk how long you've been talking to her but its perfectly conceivable to her that you don't like her and you just happen to enjoy her company

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>>50460416
Blade runner was pretty boring desu

>>50460457
if you've known her for more than a month then just drop it.

>>50460758
met her for a few days around new years, along with some friends

>>50460513
>decent
>chad
He an unicorn?

>>50460698
I wish I knew, I'm a bald lanklet freak

>>50460725
you look like those chink girls that used to have their feet wrapped, maybe try pick up weight and wear shoes that squash your feet a bit into a more natural position

>>50460721
I have a goblin body, I've been eating a ton trying to gain weight and work out but now I just have a big gut with skinny arms and legs, I'm the real life Dale gribble

>>50460762
He is clearly arching his foot

>>50460779
who the fuck can arch their foot that much

>>50460680
hole guacamole. that must be nearly 4 hours. you quite skinny?
might try a daily hour /dawnwalk/ and then an hour /eveningwalk/

>>50460729
south wales here, let's go grab a pint lad

>>50460707
Shame, fingers crossed he dies soon

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> be me, party leader
> No one really likes me
> MPs hate me fml.jpeg
> Survived vote of no confidence by not giving in due to stubborness
> Lost and won last election in equal measure
> Makes no sense, totally qualified to be leader
> Private schools
> Career politician
> London focused
> Reward loyalty
> Backing of party fanatics
> Hate the EU and really want to leave, but have to deal with fucking remain people
> Killmenow.gif
> Be Jeremy Corbyn


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>>50460743
yea im skelly as fuck really but walk pretty fast, i can get 10 miles done in ~3 hours, depending on your daily routine dawn might be better to wake you up for the day

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>>50459917
Do no be sad you deserve better
I am man many would call...nice
M'lady

they call me the head honcho, because you have to give me head

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>>50459917
>tfw roasties keep coming to this board to attention whore when chad refuses to fuck them

>>50459917
discord?
eomglws

>>50458494
>Optimistic nihilism
Is that even possible?

>>50459217
Yes, when you've been a pessimistic nihilist for long enough, you become numb to the point of not giving a shit about anything, which can actually make you an optimistic nihilist

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daily reminder that you're still have a body and can interact with the word, and creation and change you make to it can give you meaning in itself

nihilism is the easy cope out not to try.
if your expectations get continuously crushed, then how about aiming at something very small, the more crushing your psyche or disease or any kind of debilitation is the more your accomplishments matter

>>50459135
>so why does my life keep getting worse

you dont have a cute bf yet (possibly me)

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>>50460523
>you dont have a cute bf yet (possibly me)
I dont date dudes
but drop your discord

>>50460526
>a guy who belived in the superiour germanic race = a shitty watered down american version of ethnic nationalism so that inbred rednecks can feel superiour

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>>50459517
You entire argument is debunked when you go outside and look at all the ugly couples

>>50459517

What do INFJ's/INFP's have to do with not getting laid?

>>50460627
It's a /r9k/ meme.
>"Muh I'm INFP nobody understands me"
>"Muh I'm INFJ. Why i'm so smart when everybody else is so sutpid? It's a cruel curse"
MBTI is a fucking autistic broscience meme

>>50460597
He believed that race (physical attributes) uniformity would bring peace to a nation
He was unironically a bigger defensor of equality than most of today self-proclammed "communists"
After the storm, all members of future generation would enjoy from a fair point of start at life

>>50460754
>Do you automatically grow up to become a freak when you're raised by a single mom?
yes

>>50460637
what you don't have fantasies? you just rub yourself while you stare at the wall?

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>>50460530
>tfw when no sad virgin gf to cuddle and lose our virginities together

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>>50460558
>>50460590
it's a reference to a doujin, Emergence (Metamorphosis) by ShindoL

>>50460648
>you don't have fantasies?
i'd like to get abused by an aggressive bf but i don't think about that while i masturbate. it's mostly just daydreaming.
plus i can't picture myself with a man i find attractive because i'm so ugly. it makes me uncomfortable.
>you just rub yourself while you stare at the wall?
yeah pretty much.

>>50459530
Good taste

>>50460392
Goyim femanon here but I like the idea of both the girl falling for her captor and the guy being unable to resist his desire for the untermensch woman

I drink mine so that I don't lose my essential energy.

>>50460604
Yeah, they are next to each other and have different amount of piss. This means when I blow into the bottles, some bottles make higher-pitch notes than others.

>tfw created a piss instrument

>>50460604
No i can't understand how you can aim there. My dick always hets half-hard when pissing and i would never be able to keep the urethra hole on the neck of the bottle.

>>50460604
i keep one 2 liter bottle in my room for night pissing or long gaming sessions

>>50460604
Yes. I also have a shit bucket

>>50460630
You can take biomed or premed courses, even nursing would only take 4 years

>>50460671
So you're a nurse larping as a doctor?

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>>50460656
>>50460594
Why would I lie on the internet? Also, how new are you to r9k

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>>50460466
>ends up in r9k shitposting anyway
I'm not the guy you were answering, but why do people pretend that posting here invalidates everything else you do? There's nothing wrong with posting here. You might think you're so poor at life that anyone who joins a place where you co-exist makes the very act irreconcilable with everything else, but it's just a big C O P E.

If I'm wrong, tell me what's wrong with posting here inherently. You won't. You'll avoid it or beat around the bush. Guaranteed.

>>50460768
You can lie but if you get caught it's preatty pathetic. Especially when you're anonymous on
top of the fact that no one knows you're lying.

>>50458503
>he doesn't know that loads of underage thots are practically already porn stars on social media
If only you knew how bad things really are.

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>>50458602
Sounds even better if you ask

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>>50455870
is this what you wants?1!

>>50455870
Class of 2015 here... dropped out at 16 so it doesn't matter

Class of '13 master-race here to flex on you
N E R D S

UwU
*dabs*

>>50457758
Go choke on some dick instead of typing here. What kind of answer were you expecting posting here?

>>50457758
>8/10 body

show us your cum dump mouth and tits

>>50457758

I wouldn't feel too bad. Fucking is the best part.

>>50457758
>>Find a genuine guy
>>Act like a whore

I don't get it

>>50457758
why are you a guy and wearing makeup?