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>normie "humor"

What do you say to this?
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>except for the fact that you don't value your vagina
Enjoy your herpes
>posted by someone who likely has a high "body count"
>who and how many people you engage in does define a lot about you, just as any other action
Nothing to see here.

Quit with the thief shaming what you steal or who you steal from defines nothing about who you are.

Why say anything at all?

Let it all burn down to the ground.

STD's, pregnancy, and less satisfaction in marriages is the just reward.

Also, it's primarily other women who do the slut shaming anyway so ayyy lmao

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Cyborgs report it

> fill out many hits
> but no bingo
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Literally why does it matter? Sometimes it's 2d, sometimes it's 3d with me.

But I'd have to say 2d has the advantage of imagination that we as people just can't fill.
How about you get out of here you non-virgin scum?
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this now a love live thread
I really don't think the drinking counts, because I drink out of depression. I only went out to buy donuts and get my new bowling ball some inserts

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>You were born an ugly man
guess I don't deserve happiness.
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Yes mate, genetics have no effect on anything, literally anyone on the planet can have an amazing looking face as long as they follow the american dream

It's pretty obvious the elephant man ended up the way he did because he played video games all day.
at least put some effort into this you a faggot
I 100% agree with you. There's nothing in this world that can influence the muscle tone in your face, or what expressions you make and how you make them. Oh wait you probably are thinking that facial features mean nothing, and that it's just the underlying skull shape that matters right? There's just no fucking way that sleep/nutrient deficiency can affect bones and cartilage. it's impossible. actually, everything is 100% genetic. it's simple.
most people don't know what it's like to be truly ugly. but i do.

no, not fat. no, not a minority. not unfashionable or awkward, just a straight up bad looking, noticeably asymmetrical face with coarse, unrefined features that irritates anyone who looks at it.

you can feel girls shutting themselves off when you talk to them about ANYTHING, even if its just schoolwork or something. guys won't be your friend because their own status decreases if they associate with you. do you know what it's like being too ugly to hang out with the nerds? the loud, obnoxious, smelly videogame players won't even recognize me as one of them, do you know what that's like?

of course you don't.

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>meet nice guy
>mention I have a bf
>he stops talking to me
When will normies learn?
>Thinking a straight man wants to be just friends with a female.
Got better things to do. Being "nice" is a lot of work.
And why should he work so hard to entertain you? He's not your fuckin personal jester. The day women become actually interesting to talk to and worth getting to know is the day this shit will stop happening to you.
b8 thread that was on here yesterday fuck off

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Fembots why aren't you angry at men just like most robots are furious at women for not finding them attractive?

Basically why arent you crazy faminazi cunts (which many male robots are the male versions of)? Are you just too depressed to hate or is it something else?

It's me girls so pls resspond
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>Women can get a job more easily than a man simply because "gotta fill those quotas"
Not only that, but because most entry level jobs you start your resume with are customer service. There is gross preference for females for customer service positions.

Young girl gets picked over young guy for a first job = young guy is fucked because he will never be able to gain necessary work experience or build a resume for other jobs. then bitches have the nerve to complain about wage gaps when guys can't even get jobs because of them.
>What exactly are the challenges that men go through that women supposedly don't?

To put it shortly: we are not living in the same groups. From school to later in life, men and women have their own groups. They see each others on a daily basis, they may spent a lot of time together, but that way of being taught will impact their whole life and the expectations (asking women out, doing this, doing that) are not the same.

It is for example (one of) the reason for diagnosing more men with Asperger than women: the women with Asperger are inside a group of girls, who try to socialize with her and gives her a lesson on the social cues that she's missing.
Meanwhile, the boy will be ignored or put in the trash can if he doesn't get the message quick enough. Leading to being sent to a psy (because he's the problem), leading to being diagnosed.

To give a personnal example, people at work have been asking to others if I was homosexual, just because I'm not hitting on the new girls.

Because, you know, it's a man's duty to hit on anything that has boobs, so certainly it must be my manhood who's defective or something.

What I find funny is that they didn't ask me directly, probably for fear of offending me. We're in 2015 and people still think I should prove to everyone that my dick is used to go in the correct place.

I don't know what could be equivalent for a girl.
>someone anonymous I will never meet and whose life I will not impact, nor the reverse
So what's the problem with posting it, then?

>life I will not impact
Y-you never know... :(
>So what's the problem with posting it, then?
Because I don't want my face floating around the internet, least of all this part of the internet. I like being anonymous in every sense of the word.

>Y-you never know... :(
The only people whose lives I impact on the internet are the ones I buy stuff for or keep in extended contact with. I'm not naive enough to think conversations on the internet really change peoples' perspectives, especially not on r9k of all places.
>Not believing in oneitis at first sight
You grills truly don't know what it's like to be a robot :_:

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What college do you robots go to? I'll start. Here's mine.
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ASU is THE party college nigga. Of course you're going to see a lot of dumb shits there. I would've gone there if out of state tuition wasn't so goddamn expensive.
Be happy that your school gave them a chance to better themselves, and improve their lives.
itt tech
eey me too, what major?

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Depressing thread.
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Jesus Christ, this one hit me hard
Whats sadder are the people just laughing at a guy trying to have fun
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Whatever makes you sleep at night
Believe it or don't believe it
Fuck man, that's unreal. People are cruel man.

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>High school
>Go to first class for the day
>All the chairs are on the desks
>Sit there for a few minutes wondering where everyone is
>Realize I'm in the wrong classroom
>Have to book it halfway across the school to reach class before I'm late
>Can feel everyone staring at me as I enter class dseer all red and panting

High school stories thread
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My legs are OK


>be in 10th or 11th grade
>go to bathroom before class
>our grade's "the fat guy" (plays sports but really chubby) enters a stall
>foul smell fills the restroom as I'm washing my hand
>exchange silent looks of disgust with couple other guys

For some reason that's a fond memory of mine... dunno why.
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>WOW! Anon can actually talk!
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>MFW I've repressed most of high school.
I went to private school my entire academia. Changed schools sophomore year, due to failing grades (apathy). The only private school that would accept me in town was a Catholic school. It was imperative that I attended private school--at least I was told--because I lived in Memphis, Tennessee. My high school was not coed, so I mostly kept my head down, and tried not to say much. There's always the curious ones, though, that persist in getting to know you.

My high school had the reputation for the delinquent kids that had fucked up everywhere else, or for lower middle class fucks that wanted to send their kids to a "higher-learning" environment. People would give me shit, calling me "weird", creepy, or gay for hanging out with this psycho kid that looked and talked like a fag.
Truth is, I just wanted to be left alone. The school was a stepping stone for college football, so the alumni had adopted all the topshot niggers from the inner-city to join the team. We had ghetto fucks, we had rich fucks, we had dumb fucks...and there was me. I didn't fit in. My only friends were people that were trying to have sex with me, unbeknownst to myself. I WAS socially awkward, so I never knew that I was pretty in the face, and the depraved were literally trying to fuck me.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20.

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First describe aspects of your life that /r9k/ and the rest of society might deem 'normal' and 'functional human adult'.

Second, post all the nasty foul shit you've got goin' on behind closed doors.

I'll start: I'm a guy in my early twenties in a happy relationship with a girl for about a year now and a large group of friends that occasionally get together and hang out or go to parties. I work full time, I'm going to school, I've got a good car and I'm in great shape.

But... I live in my parents basement and it reeks of cum from me jerking it to tranny porn. I'm an alcoholic that is still going to CC with kids fresh out of high school and I still don't know what I'm doing with my life. I work for minimal wages.
ordinary guy going to university for a CS degree, actually considered to be a bit handsome

but I still live with my parents and fap to shota daily and my grades kind of suck ass and I dunno what I'm going to do with my life
Went out the other night for my birthday. Danced with some girls and let me tell you, having physical contact with a woman is amazing. Nothing can compare to it. Holding her hands and moving to the beat felt great on it's own rights even though I can't dance. The bad thing is that I have to snap back to reality and go back to work. I usually work 7 days a week. I use work to cure my loneliness. The pathetic part is that when I get off work, the only thing that makes me happy is going to the movies or having a beer at the local bar. The only reason I went out with some friends to some club was because they told me it would be lame to be alone on my birthday. So I went.

But let me tell you guys, when I held that girl close to me on that dance floor, nothing else could compare. Going to the movies alone or drinking a cold beer after a days work was nothing compared to actually having physical female contact with a woman. Having a breathing person lean on you and grasp your hands felt surreal. I wanna feel something like that again so I'm gonna try my best to get at one of those girl I danced with. They invited me to a party on Friday night so I might go just to hopefully get that feel again. I don't plan on getting laid or anything but cuddling with a woman sure does beat loneliness and my day of the week.


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Has anyone tried lowering their standards to fat women?

Was it worth doing or did you hate every minute of it?
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Not high test enough. Maybe if I did juice I will crave a fat girl like she craves sweets.
>lower your standards until you're physically repulsed

I'd rather fap to photos of skinny bitches than fuck a fat whore
fat people almost always have mental baggage to match their lard baggage
How did you manage to have sex?

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Let's make fun of Vyro, Brad, and Samson
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star trek sucks
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it's 9000x better than Star Wars
Lucas a shit
no u
Yeah sure, just say "no u", give off the notion that you're a lighthearted "epic troll who's not taking this seriously because they've got more important things to do. But we all know that you're the biggest failure fuckup in this thread. Even if you post another "AMAZING" ironic shitpost that no one cares about it won't change the fact that you failed to leave this place 4 times, tripfag for attention from fucking r9k, have no friends, can't even get an A in a shitty college, or even realize that no one likes you and people hate you despite never even seeing a picture of you. That means you're judged purely by you're post quality which is an insight towards you're character. It means that a completely impartial human being does not like you based purely on you're personality. It's not because you're a fat fuck, not even because you're a manlet that people don't like you. It's because you're a terrible person that should kill themselves.
>inb4 no bully ;__;
I know that affected you faggot
He's ugly, too!
Got him!

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who /vagina/ here?
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what does that mean?
that's right, all you're worth is your vagina.
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i've never seen a vagina
I like them, don't h8

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PPP thread? OC here.
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how long did this take you to make? do you really have nothing better to do with your time?
>mommy and daddy love free :)

That made me feel good inside :)
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Pretty Princess Points
lol why is this cancer
aww :)

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State your job, salary, age

Chef at Wendy's
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Supply chain analyst
45000/year (solid benefits)

>tfw at 100k/yr I could literally have anything and do anything I ever wanted and have extra to just give away to philanthropy and support my mother and sister.
5 tendies a day, and other foods for overtime.
Good boy.
SCM is one of the most popular majors at my college

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