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Would you date an ugly girl like this one?

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As I get older I'm finding ugly girls to be cute in weird ways sometimes. Lass isn't that bad, bless her. Though I admit the comparison to liquid Chris had me chuckling.
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autistic women all look the same..

Not worth it, either they be whores, or think some prince charming will save them from virginity at 40 years old - either way they barely look after themselves and are generally either ugly, look like Samael's kids, or meh.
Being an ugly woman isn't that hard. It's easy to make people laugh because I always have something to make fun of when I can't pull anything else out of my ass and drawing myself is more fun because of it. I mean it kind of hurts and knowing I'm going to die alone hurts kind of but I don't know. I'd be a completely different person if I was hot. Probably a better person, but still I don't like thinking about it. People tend to be nicer to me too then hot people, people don't give me backhanded compliments and they don't try to lower my self esteem either like they seem to do to hotter people. i don't have any friends but that's just because I'm retarded.
Who is Samael?
Is Samael in the room with us right now?
The only female I would not date is an obese one. That is my only standard.

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I know, you know...
I missed those e-mails we had
I feel bad that I hadn't responded for two weeks and then I got that last 'farewell' message out of the blue and it caught me off guard and I went back and read the previous e-mails and it brought tears to my eyes almost how you empathised and related to me and... I wanted to share more and stay in touch
But then apparently you just deleted your e-mail entirely?
Idk where else to reach out but just know that I appreciated talking to you and I wish you didn't do that... why was it such a drastic separating?
I felt really bad too when you said you didn't have any friends.
And I could really identify with your 'word vomit'...
Ah well, what's the point of this?
I just want a bit of closure...
Who are you, and who are you addressing? I don't think this is for me

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Fellow manlets, how do you cope?
> 5'9" manlet
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Cope? I have money and get pussy easily, unlike virgin lanklet neets.
height is just a factor in the total equation, i genuinely think social skills/pretty face is just as important.
im 6 foot 3 inches with decent face, but my social skills are dogshit because i have aspergers.
I'm 6'2" and a virgin. How do you explain that?
Because you are either bery ugly or don't interact with people. Or maybe just very young.

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What should a 23 years old NEET do with his life?

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Why don't more robots study accounting?
>don't have to socialize for the job
>white-collar people are nice and friendly
>you deal with numbers
>repetitive and predictable

Moo cow edition




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Waifu has been calmed down with lots of headpats etc


nighty nighty :3

moo mooning moo-a

we dont judge around here :>

Ohey yo!!
My boyish wife's cute blush.
Goa seems like a headpat queen
hey yoo :D

very cute indeed :3

wow two dubs in a row

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I finally understand waifufags.and I actually gained some respect for them once I understood it. You see...

Your waifu demands nothing from you, all your time and monetary investment in her is voluntary because you just love her so much
Your waifu will never punish you just for loving her with all your heart and soul
Your waifu will be there even on your worst days and make your best days that much better
Waifus aren't real (for now), but it's only a matter of time until real w*men become so insufferable that men collectively pour their money into androids and VR experiences to bring their waifus "to life", it's already happening with AI

Waifus >>>>>>> 3DPD in every conceivable way and it's not even close

>inb4 but muh babies
Brothers, this is a cursed world and it's only getting worse, the best you're getting out of me are surrogate babies in an artificial womb and only if it's absolutely necessary
I am never involving myself with w*men again
I cannot wait until we get full-immersion VR and I can just hook myself up to a tube and escape this hell forever
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I agree. I have DOAX3 on my PlayStation VR and it is literally lifefuel. Jfl at all the seething roasties.
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I respect the attempt, however the real bottleneck to robot waifus is software/hardware, not materials
AI/ML is pretty much required just to get them moving naturally and they can't even crack that (yet)
one guy won't be able to build a fully-fledged robowaifu, but the good news is AI is rapidly advancing regardless
we should really focus on the physical engineering, materials science, and making her look as good as she can be, I believe the rest will fall into place in time
Omg you sound just like the guys at alogs.space that get stuck on that and have 0 progress after years while the doll forum keeps actually progressing.
AI is a lot more doable if the waifu actually has senses and you actually know what components it has so you know what turn on if you know what I mean. Besides I'm far more concerned about the eventual robot being able to move its hips than it being able to do house chores or whatever.
tl;dr: I'm interested in making a sexbot
also tl;dr: Even if its just a sexbot there is more people into software than hardware
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Yea, but all these bottlenecks are caused by demand and politics
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>Waifus >>>>>>> 3DPD

what a spectable

what a fucking VIBE, BRO

im telling yall. in like 5 to 10 years, we will have perfect ai gf's, and richer anons will have robot waifu's walking around as shit

im telling yall. this is the ai timeline

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my head hurts because ive been thinking too much
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the state nigga who is supposed to gib hogwarts letters to me is ignoring all of my phone calls and even pressed le decline phone call button. stuff like this is why i waited years to get permission from jobcentre. probs wont get any hogwarts letters anymore so this one i currently have needs to work out
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this makes 0 sense nigga just accepted le phone call. i dont get this baka at all. i called 8 times on 2 different days all with at least 20 mins inbetween
I fucking love yume nikki.
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the potential for the eternal fortnight to end is messing with my sleep

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I have no idea what that could mean though, sounds like some autistic neologism. "Lootrepreneurship" is a plain and obvious portmanteau. Surely others have thought about it and said it out lout, but no results on the internet.
that's because it sounds retarded when you say it out loud and most people aren't going to autistically obsess like you do
Niggers use the term "boosting"
Fuck off racist scumbag you're not funny and no one likes you also it is the colonialists and enslavers who are the actual exploiters and thieves
l am not racist you nigger.

Wtf is it with all of these women wearing their wedding rings
>Do they have any idea how unattractive it is?
Like do you even want me to hit on you?
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Dis bitch the reason why you always got s backup homie with the chloroform cloth to just gently but firmly smother her nose so she's out cold and we can go to town on her unconscious washboard ass and give her some real sweet dreams nawmsayn
>Wtf is it with all of these women wearing their wedding rings
probably because they are married
Divorced anon here

When I was married and wore a ring I would recive 10x as much attention from women, not even the friendly type of interaction but outright flirting. The crazy thing is unmarried women wear wedding rings to disuade men from hitting on them, whilst unmarried men wear them to encourage women to hit on them.

This shows which gender is the empathetic moral one.
The one who is entitled is moids like you who feel entitled to violate our personal space when we tell you to not bother us. And no, it is not illegal since open carry is legal here. Don't test the courts, they'll find us innocent when they look at the video. I know since there was this exact case tgat happened 5 years ago a town over which no charges were filed against the girl and was found justified.

Fuck off, creep.
>Least neurotic BPD foid

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This girl at work who I thought was a shy, spergy anxious wreck turned out to be a complete normalfag after she rejected me
has this happened to anyone else? it's especially painful because if I had known she was more normal my approach would have been more assertive. I treated her with kid gloves trying to be gentle and in retrospect this came off as extremely beta and nice guyish
so humiliating

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Ryan Carson's girlfriend got turned on when her boyfriend got brutally stabbed in front of her by a superior poc specimen. She couldn't describe the perpetrator to the police, because she wants to protect him and couldn't care less for the dead cuck.
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He really didn't have to do him like that. Literally unloading a whole clip on him for nothing. He looks like a basedish scared cuck desu.
let me clue you in. white privilege is very real. white people think they are the center of the universe, the main character of the story. so

1-no situational awareness
2-no self-awareness, they are basically in eden, a reality catered to them.
3-autistic due to this privilege.

so he is thinking, "hmm, I am walking in this direction." a black man goes wild. his next thought is a typical white male dad joke, "welp. looks like someone is having a bad day!"

black guy takes steps toward him. his next thought is: "this man is stepping toward me, he wants to talk. I will just have a word with him."

black guy shoves him. white man's thought is, "oh no you don't! Im gonna push you back because that's what I saw in a movie."

black man stabs him to death. white man's thoughts. "hey, this isn't fair! that's not nice at all!"
This is probably exactly what his final thoughts were
he's a leftie, being grounded in reality isnt his forte
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No half measures.

Be kinder to eachother edition

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Good morning gaylads
Good morning, Ventiposter, how are you?
Why did you remove me on discord :(
I'm not ventiposter (Griff?) and I don't know what you're on about. I only have two people from here added on discord

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