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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

Anyone got any tips for learning to drive?
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>>63635267
Based. Chain of command. ALL cops know and respect it.
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If you can afford a steering wheel and a few driving games, this helps improve your muscle memory while having fun and being totally safe.
This helped me a lot for improving after I got my license.
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>>63635232
Stop caring so much, drinking a glass of alcohol or taking a puff of weed might help relax.
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>>63635232
Always remember that cars with transparent windshields are easier to drive.
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>>63635232
I guess you're asking how to spend less money in the driving school lessons, it really depends where you live but try to at least pick a school with monitors the same race as you so the talk will be more chill and they'll not stress you thus increasing the number of hours you'll have to pay for. If you ask this I also guess you don't have a parent who is willing to make you test their car on a parking lot ? Because experimenting with pedals for hours is the best way to learn

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tfw no INFP colony villages in the Alps edition

>tests
https://sakinorva.net/functions
http://keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
>theory
https://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/theory

thread question:
>your type
>which genre of music, or art in general is your least favourite?
>prove your preference by shittalking about it (optional)

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>>63634724
that's a cute fucking story. treat her well and also like yours.
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I
Need
Tomboy
Pussy
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>>63614005
The only reason you're not chained up like the dumb beasts you are is because other INTJs are working behind the scenes to harness you for productivity. Had the laws of this land not existed then I'd be a king here and you'd be groveling at my feet.
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soo what does this mean?
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>>63634111
been a while since I saw this self-reply demonstrated

3 girls told me that id be a good dad. Wtf is that supposed to mean? Im only 22.
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>>63635624
its like a girl saying your like a brother, but dad instead. not a good thing i dont think

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Brap brap blud innit
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>>63635540
I'm a proud Scotsman and I voted for Boris Johnson's conservative government. If Scotland becomes independent then I'll be governed by a government I didn't vote for.
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>>63635567
Cuck alert cuck alert
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>>63635594
These are the sort of people in Holyrood that want to run a sovereign parliament? No thanks, for me and the majority of Scots I proudly stand for our United Kingdom
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>>63635611
KEKIE
THE LIVING KEK
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>>63635567
That's democracy. Not everyone gets to be governed by the people they vote for. But when one country is governed by government that's elected by another country, that's not democracy.
>>63635611
>For me and the majority of Scots I proudly stand for our United Kingdom

We'll see whether you're in the majority soon on that one lad. You might well be right. There's only one way to find out.

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Getting old with waifu and still loving each other

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ah yes what about lucinafag who has posted timestamped picture proof of all his shit
fuck you retard you just confirmed you've never been here before
get the fuck out of this thread and never return
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>>63635584
>Using nigger with with an a
>Sexually impoverished isn't a thing
maybe research sex economics buddy :)
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>>63635580
The real fucking confusing thing is that you can just stay where you are, in the life you have, and choose to be happy with it because it's clearly the life you're choosing above any other.
But these niggas simultaneously think they need to get their dick wet & also refuse to even try to overcome their insecurity and anxiety so that they might actually get their dick wet.
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god i fucking hate niggers
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>>63635610
>sex economics
Yeah dude while I'm at it lemme look up the economics of Runescape.
Oh wait, I don't play Runescape because I find it boring. In fact I have a total of 0 gp in runescape.
I'm RUNESCAPE IMPOVERISHED NIGGA, where's my sympathy at? Oh woe is me I can never be happy because I don't have a birthday crown on my main and my fishing lvl is 0! Guys this is so terrible.

No, dumbass. Sex is a placebo, quit being a normalfag.

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got my onahole
see ya later virgins
also why dont you own one anon?
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>>63635174
Cool story, bruv.

>>63635288
Cool story, bruv & btw no one is stopping you from using your dildo/prostate massager!

>>63635400
GOOD FOR YOU!
Happy fappening!!

>>63635269
Agreed!!!
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>>63635165
why is it the shape of a woman's body?
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>>63635564
so you can touch the tiddies and ass
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>>63635165
What's the name of this one mate?
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>>63635607
virgin matchless
it has 7 "hymens" basically you penetrate it 7 times

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Dear /r9k/, how do you stop school bullying?
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>>63634094
>Dear /r9k/, how do you stop school bullying?

Sell Drugs, i'm not shitting you.

There used to be a kid who turned from a weird anime weaboo to the biggest drug dealer in the school in just a month when he found out where to get them. Hell i've heard stories of some drug dealers buying porches
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The same way you stop anything negative in life including virginity. Stop moaning and complaining like a woman for a start and begin looking for solutions. If you get your ass kicked, train harder and/or bring a knuckle duster next time.

You should also look in the mirror and consider whether some cringy lifestyle habits are worth dropping. Like if you naruto run around the hallways unironically and watch cartoons about annoying wincy japanese schoolgirls and other people find out, then you're kind of asking for it desu. Join the boxing club, look at an Abercrombie catalogue or something and pick out a normie looking stylish sweater, get a haircut and fucking stand up for yourself, you CAN'T go wrong with it. And no, it won't make a difference in one week, it will make a difference in one year. If you do it for one week and quit, it's just dress-up and cosplay, and that's laughable, but if you start LIVING normie, you will become the normie.
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I once shat myself in school and put the shitty underwear into some random persons bag.

No clue where those went to this day... lol
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>>63634199
>stuff like this WILL PASS once you are out of school, if the bullies still live close to you then move and search for a better life
Bullying continues in the workplace too, because the high school bullies smart enough to graduate also realized it's fucking effective for social maneuvering, which in bsnsspeak is called "networking". The only way to win, unless you want to get down in the mud, which I highly doubt the average robot here can pull off considering he's in threads like this, is to present as normally as possible and not make yourself a target for any reason. More business-speak: this is called "acting professionally".
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>>63634199
All of those options lead to further bullying and eventually suicide.
Your only option is to start sucker punching and fighting. If you're still in school there's no consequences for standing up for yourself yet.

Why do my friends always leave me. I provide nothing but loyal wholesome companionship. I always prioritize their needs and emotions above my own. I am never overbearing or a burden. But they always leave me. They need to "work on themselves" which is just a light way of saying they're too good for me. don't they know that they're literally all I have. I am fucking desolate now. The last thread connecting me to any resemblance of normal human behavior severed. I am left alone once again.
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>>63634636
hello? you seem vaguely sentient
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I added you but im going to bed soon.
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>>63634711
no you didnt i didnt recieve anytthing
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>>63634084
Yep I can see from this post that you are an amazing person, you forgot the part where you are super funny and cool too.

Dude you understand you are the common denominator. Something is up. Something needs to change.
Hint its not them
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>>63634084

Why is being alone such a bad thing? At the end of the day, we all are.
Besides, based off your discord convo and the way you reply to people, you're not the perfect friend you think are-- not by a longshot.

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This is once in a lifetime. You will never see this again. Just walk on.
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>>63634910
Once in a lifetime you say?
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>>63634910
I have been treated by the manager.
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>>63635088
Oh OP you just got Byrned, bitch!
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They didn't tell you?

Why do leftists hate popcorn ceilings so much

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I think i am in love with Rozelli.


Please help me.
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>>63635597
Idk who that is but she looks like momo
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>>63635620
lol newfag.

I hate university so much, I cant do a literal online presentation without drinking alcohol, and overthinking it for weeks. Why do people say social anxiety is not real, I hate myself
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same I had to do one on the 29th of april
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>>63634374
i start again today.
gonna kms if they makes us start class for the first hour doing the introduce yourself crap

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Why do zoomers have such awful taste in games. They find a medeocre simple game and worship it giving the person who made it a million dollars to make a game into something that just removes the value the original simple version had. That or they just don't play thr game but use it to show they are in the in group of a popular fandom.
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>>63634222
The obsession over the games stems from a result of the experience a person has when either watching the game being played or playing it. When people are in their childhood and teenage years is when they form some of their most powerful and long lasting memories, in which case these games are able to evoke powerful unique feelings that they haven't been felt or exposed to by any other means. Sure they suck from an objective viewpoint, but their subjective feelings are much more powerful than objective imposed standards, and should be the model when making a video game- to appeal to subjective tastes rather than appealing an objective mass of corporate simulacrum.
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>>63634222
I'm going to cut the armchair psychology bullshit that everyone here is doing and say this one's my favourite.
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>>63634222
1. Child like curiosity and nostalgia: because when you're a kid (especially younger), you have no standards and will enjoy anything as long as it's minimally entertaining. Then when you grow up, you'll look back fondly/nostalgically on whatever dumb shit you enjoyed as a kid

Just look at pokemon and call of duty for god's sake.

>>63634280
2. also this is definitely a factor. The medium was new and exploding with creativity just a few decades ago. Now vidya is among the biggest entertainment industries that exist and it has countless game studios pumping out games every year or so that fit whatever the proven popular trends are.

3. News and media has evolved/changed. We used to get news from TV, commercials, big game expos like G4. Now it's almost entirely from YouTube and social media. Now a game can become massively popular just because lots of popular let's players and streamers are playing it, or because it has popular memes going around.

basically OP is an idiot and zoomers aren't any worse than older generations, it's just that they grew up in a different era
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I think being easily amused is quite a charming and good feature to have.
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>>63635532
>basically OP is an idiot and zoomers aren't any worse than older generations, it's just that they grew up in a different era
This




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