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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Can I talk about a tranny problem here? I hate /lgbt/
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>>71139694
>actually *am* getting turned on like I'm in a forced fem hentai with my therapist
Just be a cumbrain and start crossdressing. Get the therapist to talk to you gentler and more feminine. I'm a fucking degen, and I'd totally show up one day with a skirt, ponytail and shaved legs. I'd start hitting on her too and she'd probably get into it, maybe even give me a JOI to get in touch with my feminine side. Not even a tranny, I just have no shame.
You have this idea that being sexual is bad. It isn't. Go with whatever fetish you have, CUM, experience the post-nut clarity that whatever you have going on is really degen (but probably fun if you have a cute girl to cater to you) and then get the fuck over yourself.
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>>71141195
okay i'm fine being normal and a little chubby then. i don't feel the need or want to be underweight. i don't have the type of body or face that would look attractive underweight, i'm not good looking by any means to begin with.
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>>71141336
i would go on but i would get called a schizo
the main takeaway is that, surprisingly, cross sex hormones don't fuck you up as much as the other drugs do like blockers and AAs
injecting estrogen for males just basically deages you and grows hair back and variably affects your junk but it's nothing like getting a rot pocket. it doesn't even seem to affect intelligence negatively, even tho i don't trust muh studies
it all points to the strange feature we have of being born female and very plastic though and the implications of that
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>>71139587
>I hate /lgbt/
Why you hate /LGBT/?
I thought about going there to ask few things not related to me but I still haven't ever touched the board, thought that it was the right place to ask but if you are going HERE of all the places there must be a reason.
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>>71141415
some people don't respond very well to mono therapy and need an AA to get their test down to levels where the e is gonna do anything afaik.

Existential emu, edition.
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>>71141471
fresh start tomorrow de lad

Channel deleted, off for a day, back at it Monday to do the same shit all over again

it lovely
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>>71141463
he should have asked her to set up a po box or something and send them to her, with a note and his contact details so she can contact him if he wants

I don't think he is actually going to visit her in person
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvUBbROsXBw&list=RDGMEM6ijAnFTG9nX1G-kbWBUCJA&index=20&ab_channel=DragCity
friendfs are warmer than gold
when you are old
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>>71141484
It would appear so.
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>>71141471
>>71141431
he's spent all his money in two days and is hoping for handouts in Christmas cards. he's almost 50

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This guy has to legitimately be one of the ugliest motherfuckers in existence
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>>71141442
He's 2/10 or 3/10 being generous, not 0/10.
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>>71141442
That'd be true if I didn't exist. lol
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>>71141442
enpajeet is a contender
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>>71141442
hes not indian or bantu

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Have you ever seen your sister naked?
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>>71139101
any body sauce on the vid in this post?
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>>71138461
Yeah, all three of them. Not a sexual thing nudity was just never a big deal in my family.
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>>71140968
That's Tweetney
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>>71138461
Yes. All the damn time.
Since we were kids, we shared a room till she moved out.
I moved in with her since she bought a house and it's been the same as we were kids but in different rooms. I'm desensitized at this point
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>>71138461
I would kill as many men as it took to have this girl as my wife.

I know we like to dunk on tinder and dating apps but how about clubbing ?

Did clubbing give you more advantages strat when it came to attracting girls
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A group of friends dragged me to a club on one of their birthdays. Every woman there looked at me and walked away to go to someone else.
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>>71138780
I fail miserably on tinder but have success in clubs since i have balls and approach women a lot. I get wasted and go home with some club rat where the sex is often shit and meaningless. At least people on tinder find relationships/love sometimes. This is almost never the case in the a club.
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I've been to bars, malls, parks, libraries, everywhere, and found nothing. Nobody socializes IRL anymore.
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>>71139687
>even for or especially for autists
It's too loud.
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>>71138780
Clubs suck for picking up women unless you go with your friends who can act as wingmen even then it still sucks. You cant hear shit so girls judge solely on your appearance and immediate markers of status, its too expensive, and geared against men and for women, that alone is a disqualifies it to me. Bars are better, but still the quality of women you will meet at these types of places is solely good enough for a pump and dump.

If you reject a black girl you have no right to complain about your inceldom
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>>71141446
Who are you even talking too? what percentage of people on here have rejected a black girl before?
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why are you so insecure OP?
the only black girl i know doesnt want me anyway because my name reminds her of someone she used to date

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Who else is a /gigadreamer/ here? I've evolved my inner monologue beyond the point of simply being able to visualize pictures and scenarios. No, I can create entire worlds within my mind, with their own sentient characters and real-time events, while I can take whichever form I want to. I can be a cute femboy dating Alina Becker, I can become Nora Fawn, anything I want, I can do it. I'm no longer bound by the shackles of reality. Do it like me, if you can: forget reality.
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>>71141160
That sounds very cool. My younger brother told me he had very vivid day dreams. He even wrote some of his stories down, but he didn't feel they writing was refined enough to share it with me to read. He suicided a few years back, man I love him. I used to practice lucid dreaming but just kind of stopped because I didn't feel rested when I woke up despite the cool things I was starting to be able to do. Maybe I'll practice some more daydreaming.
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>>71141160
Omega based. People who do not dream are slaves. Reality is really whatever I imagine.
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>>71141204
Oh man sorry for your loss. But how did you start with proper lucid dreaming, it there like a training or guide?
Because, so for I have amazing, vivid and inteicate dreams but only limited control (usually only of myself).
I would like to take it a step further and control worlds as well.
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>>71141174
"Imagine"? I'm beyond something as simple as that. My mind can no longer be comprehended by your average psychiatrist.
>>71141204
I'm sorry for your loss, I hope the years will ease the pain.
>>71141226
I heard some normanfolk are unable to do something as simple as visualizing an apple inside their feeble minds. I would pity them, but feelings of empathy are reserved for my fellow anons only.
>>71141252
I find it to work best when you're on a state of "half awake, half asleep". Do be careful if you achieve it, for it can be somewhat addictive. Not that it matters for me, for I am a mighty neet wizard, but it can be troublesome for a cybord or a pseudo-normie.
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>>71141252
>>71141418
Thanks bros, it's all good, I'm at peace with his death.
As for the question about lucid dreaming, yea there are guides. The basic summary is
>journal your dreams as soon as you wake up to build connection with the dream state
>start doing an "anchor" exercise such as looking at the back of your hands and focusing on them, noticing the details, multiple times a day until it becomes habit
>Eventually you anchor in your dream but you'll notice your hands a weird like they might have an extra finger
>this anomaly triggers you to realise you're dreaming
>practice remaining calm so the shock and excitement of realising you're dreaming doesn't wake you up

It takes a while to build the skill to a genuinely enjoyable level, at least it took me months. But the first time I could fly through the universe, swoop down onto a planet and start molding it to my liking was a truly memorable experience.

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Letter thread general
Let me know if you want the rest of this weird leak that was posted on /v/ a few years ago edition

Also only channeling allowed. No letters. Do not write letters or leave initials.
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niggas be stupid man I ain't gon lie
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I need Meaghan to come back to me
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>>71138181
still opened your legs dumbass hoe hhahahaha
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Two sheeps lost again, fence broken. Barn locks pried open, nothing taken. Tire marks on muddy lanes, new to me. I stayed up didn't see em, found my sheep. Broke a wall, fixed again.
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8 BILLION HUMANS WON'T GIVE ME SEX
8 BILLION DEMONS NOW IT'S TIME TO PAY

What do you think about trannies?

https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll4602213xF9264A67-144
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You're just annoying desu
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I want to date one and make her happy
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>>71141322
Gay trannies are fine "lesbian" trannies are freaks.
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>>71141322
im a tranny and i hate trannies because theyre psyopped the same way women are
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>>71141322
Love me some trannies, want to be nice to one and make her feel good, cant find them anywhere. Online ones dont respond or ghost.
Thanks, satan.

Are BPD girls worth the hype?
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>>71139336
The experience will be passionate and intense, from start to finish. That being said, if you pursue someone with BPD be prepared for it all to go up in flames
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>>71139354
This.
>Also, despite the fact the sex is great, so is the chance youll get an STI from them.
Yup, people with BPD engage in riskier behavior than the general population and will be more willing to impulsively cheat on you with a hobo
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Women that have BPD, are a bit underweight with an hourglass figure, have huge boobs and huge butt plus a beautiful face are worth the hype, not that fat slut that you attached. God I miss her so much. Im so miserable without her, its been two years. She looks exactly like the girl I attached.
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>>71139336
I am easily hurt and BPD foids know how to hurt you the most. I would be driven to suicide.
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>>71139336
Mine is being a bitch right now, sending me walls of text, telling me it's over because I told her she's having cramps because she needs semen.

Any other fembots here want to hypothetically groom a shota? Is it just me? Am I the only fembot I know that wants to mold a young boy into my ideal partner? Am I all alone in this world?
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>>71141307
At what age did you start taking HRT? just curious.
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>>71140857
Could you post some of the better Before art so I can compare it? Thanks
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>>71141307
this is literally fucking me. I am 5'7 96 lbs incel god i hate my fucking life.
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>>71139648
>tfw 18
>no one will ever consider me a shota again
Fuck
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>>71141369
here you go anon.
"collaged" and memefied for originality ofcourse

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SLOW Edition

>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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READ THE FUCKING FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS
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>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
Your first name may be shown. Amazon by default doesn't share but third party items may.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!

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>>71141193
HGSS and use just the early mons. Ledian, furret, pigeot. They're always the best mons.

I'm going to play through Digimon data squad on the ps2 for Christmas. I just finished violet and had fun with it, but I'm more into digimon. Pokemon feels so half arsed these days while Digimon feels like a passion project. I've got Digital devil saga 1 and 2 plus radou to play as well. Going to be catching beasties while the snow falls.
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>>71141392
>Made roads to connect a bunch of places, bridges, a dam, my castle tower, a huge town full of villagers.
Also connected a bunch of rivers together for easy boating, lit up the spawn with millions of torches, connected areas in the Nether, jeez, I don't even remember all the shit I did lol.
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>>71141392
That was you? Those reads were awesome. Yeah, I'm trying to be active at least more in the am since I'm working from home and touching base in the pm if anything needs to be fixed.

Unrelated but I think maybe I'll try to add that Minecraft weed/drug plug-in that Australia banned. We'll see
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>>71141478
Yup, had a lot of free time in my hands lmao.
Will try to get back in. Pirated versions still work, yeah?

Why don't you settle for 4/10 girl like pic rel?
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>>71140766
Im ugly and when i do my make up as hers i dont look like that. I dont think the make up changes alot. Shes still beautiful and soo gorg.
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>>71140805
>I dont think the make up changes alot
Then you are delusional.
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>>71140735
>ghetto fashion style
DROPPED
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>>71140754
This.
It's the reason why most people here will die alone. I'd take even a 2/10 just so I won't have to be alone anymore. Too bad they're all chadsexual
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>>71141455
How bad do you look to believe a 2/10 would reject you? 2/10s can't even get Chads to look at them


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