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Write a letter to someone who may or may not see it in this thread: Letters to past r9k friends Edition
>>69773083I hate you so much despite you doing your best to ease the situation. I really do hate you. You were a dream come true, we did so much together, we kept peaking, we kept being great and you left me out of nowhere in the worse possible moment. I lost my lover, partner and best friend. I'm all alone now, in this new country, and I have only myself to count on.But you changed. You're not that street smart, fun, laid back girl I met years ago. Now you're successful and it seems to me that you are miserable. You became selfish, or at least so materialistic that you forgot what mattered. I am grateful to you for many things but it seems like it may be a blessing in disguise that you left me. You lost touch with reality while I'm still being very grounded, and that may very well be why we broke up: I live and enjoy reality, and you only can move forward when you chase a dream.If only you had valued the love I had for you, we could have been great now, after all the hardship we went through. We were great allies. But now you're gone.I will never forgive you for ruining everything even tho I still owe you so much. But when you'll be back home and I'll have moved away, you'll realize that you owe me much, too. Only that it was in so many little things in life that you forgot, or didn't even see it.I will be happy, and even if I could wish you the same I think I never want to see you again. I don't want to see you with a new guy, in what was our place, in what was supposed to be my life. But you will just reproduce the same mistakes again because you didn't take any ownership of what happened to us.Good luck, goodbye.
babyyyyy do you even love meeeeeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8eN51yFQg0
https://youtu.be/JYkzsz0ASQs
Today was pizza time.
I'm gonna just go out there and say it, malkuth a shid.
Where do you meet women? Anons who have ascended incel status - where did you meet your gf? This is the biggest problem for me.
>>69792133You're either just ugly or you're coping about your lack of courage to meet women IRL.
>>69792173You're speaking to women that you already know dumbass. You don't want to be metooed either as you've just outed yourself. So why are you bitching so much? Damn.
>>69792186You have autism. You can talk to women at anytime if you wanted, but you don't have the balls. You can only get metooed if you treat them like sex object straight out of the gate and get a reputation for it. Most girls will forget who you are an hour later.
>>69792220Im not that guy, but you sound like a total cheeseball.
>>69791986Oh, the hourly how to get meet women thread.Where I met my gf - work, and I didn't even get reported to HR.
These right wing hindus are ruining the internet. Even 4chan is full of them now
>>69791744Right wing hindus?Where the fuck did you find that? I NEED to see this.
>>69791970My guy they are everywhere. Dont look it up its genuinely terrible. On /int/ theres dozens, on normie social media theres millions. Its fucking crazy. Just recently some subreddit was banned with 100k members where these people would support genocide of minorities
OM NAMAH SHIVAYAOM NAMAH SHIVAYAOM NAMAH SHIVAYA
>>69791970I'm pretty sure about half the right wing posters accused of being straight white american male are actually pajeets.
>tripsafe.org>rollsafe.org>erowid.org>psychonautwiki.orgprevious thread: >>69737363
I'm the guy that tried mephedrone for the first time last night and spent the entire night jacking off. Managed to get some sleep with the help of benzos but my dog woke me up and told me it was time to go for his walk, which is fair enough. Not feeling 100% but generally speaking this comedown isn't too bad, probably helps that I made sure my vitamins were kept up and I didn't do anything overly strenous. Just realised I've got no responsibiities at all today, and my gf is away for the weekend, then I realised I have thc gummies in the freezer, so just munched upon a 50mg one. Hope I don't get too retarded as I have little tolerance, but I've got benzos to fall back on if shit starts getting too weird. Got a pot of poppy pod tea brewing (love this time of year, the pods are just everywhere ripe for the taking) and I'm thinking of putting up the hammock in my back garden, but it's a bit way too fucking hot at the moment so for now I'll sit on the sofa in front of the fan and read. Yeah I'm thinking this is looking up to be a pretty god damn good day. Only chore I have this weekend is to vacuum upstairs, which'll take ten minutes and I'll probably get into when I get onto the coke later on. Hope all the drugfeelers have a similarly pleasant Saturday to look forward to.
>>69791793Plugs know that they're going to get requests at all times of the day and night, it's part of the job, especially if he sells coke. Like 5am is probably the busiest time for that when everyone's previous stashes have run out. If he's gone to bed he will have known to turn his burner off or on silent mode.
How does a high with pure caffeine feel? Shit I don't know but I've been bingeing on coffee for days and this stuff is too addictive, I drink 3 cups when I wake up and during the night I took up to 4-6 cups, it keeps me active, I I stay up late at night,it helps me with housework etc.
>>69779780hydroxine works in that it makes you tired, out of it and sleepy. It doesn't actually help your anxiety though. They're trash. I had a doctor suggest lowering my xanax and supplementing with this shit instead and I told them straight up no. I've already tried it before and it's trash. Only useful thing for it is people with small amounts of anxiety that occur at night.
>>69792180Not really a high to speak of, just loads of energy and jitteriness. You'll regret the addiction, nothing worse than going a morning without sufficient coffee and having a headache kick in.
>tfw no Swedish tomboy football gf
>>69791407>TFW this poster adamantly refuses to Lanzamaxx and continues making these threads.
>>69791407What kind of guys do Swedish tomboy football girls go for?
>>69791439idk but they probably have very high standards
>>69791503norwegian tennis girls are superior anyway
Twatt, Orkney Islands edition
>>69792140I had this very same feel today too lad. I wish I had a nice cute gf to spend the day with and do stuff. I want to go outside and do something. The feel is even worse as I realise I am getting older and soon will lose my youth. I have multiple white hairs on my head coming in now. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Might get on the weers later desu desu
HHL IS UP!
Well lads Balls are smelling Out in the garden
>>69792152I'm 31 lad. It doesn't get better. It only gets worse cause every Normie around you will finally settle down and get a gf/have a kid. Then they will spend all their time together posting pics on Normiebook and everything. Plus couples do couple shit together like double dates. Don't get to 30 without having a few mates or a few girls on the side lad otherwise you're mega fucked
When I want to sleep, I pretend I'm cuddling with a loving husband. I want him to keep me safe and warm. And that thought is always so comforting that it lulls me into the morning.
I don't see how it would be comforting, if I were to pretend I'm cuddling with a loving gf in the morning that situation would just make me more sad. Nice that it works for you tho
Marry me bitch
>>69791995when i want to sleep i tell my stuffed pig "good night pig"and then i fall asleep. it works because i insist that it works
So go out and find that man. Literally isn't hard if you're a woman.
>>69792153roastie radar is going off at 180/5lt rn
Christian Bale 00's EditionPreviously on /r9gay/: >>69775264
>>69792139ur gonna make both of us a sandwich.
>>69792160>tomorrowOh pleaseYou do it now or you won't do it at all
>>69792163well anything for my wife..>>69792161No you know me I am the one calling you Brazilian
help this bonkposter guy tries to put my dick inside of his bussy wat means?
you are a cumdump of the highest order.
What are the implications of this? Isn't penis size pretty much luck of the draw? Even if you have the full package jawline height everything but a microphones would women still be able to maintain relationships with you?
>>69792006This. The decrease in confidence would your spin to curve downwards and your chin to recess. Male pattern baldness would set in and low testosterone would make it harder to build and maintain muscle mass.
>>69792006So if you looked like this but had micropenis you aren't chad?
>>69792032yes and you also suffer more than a below average looking guy with a normal dick
Chads don't have micropenis. You're just a poorly endowed good looking dude.
I've seen this before on a swingers websites. There was this giga chad buff 6'5 royal marine with a very small/micro penis. He pretty much just joked about it
>get a fat girl>let her cheat, accept it because of "unconditional love">get MULTIPLE fangirls in the comments saying "please leave her you deserve better! please leave her for me!"This is the strat, boys. Females are FANGIRLING him in the comments.
>>69791304this, need to see profile pics of the types of girls would want himHonestly he seems pretty unkempt / neckbeardy but I guess some girls just like the "big guy" look and some guys (like him) pull off the fat neckbeard look much better than someone like me
>>69791291Roasties love to virtue signal. If this retard had options he wouldnt have to put up with this obese piece of shit cucking him
>>69791334That he watches doesn't imply he doesn't also sometimes have sex with her.
>>69791475you are delusional if think he's having action
Fat girls can fuck better but need you to be their unending support and meal ticket. Some dudes just can accept that role and the rest have to just cope and seethe.He's got more gf than most of the rest of you, even if some chads routinely turn her into a twitching slimey jizz towel on a routine basis while the best he can hope for is a half hearted tug job before bed.
What the fuck is about with reddit and their obsession with "deadbeat dads"? Most women don't even wanna date a guy that makes less money than them let alone marry and have kids with a literal jobless NEET. You would think every father out there is a NEET the way they talk so much about it.Where are these so called "deadbeat dads"?
>>69792261The downvotes hurt your feelings that bad?
Ever been caught taking creep pics/vids?
>>69792035Edinburgh desuI'm not sure I'd say it was my favorite of the Scottish castles I visited while I was there, but it was pretty good and conveniently located and crowded enough to attract an Asian girl in a dress, so overall, quite nice
>>69790612Post some creepshots of your whore mom
>>69792019And then you filed a civil rights lawsuit?
>>69792019This never happened or you're leaving out a lot from this story
>>69791873>omg get helpTriggered reddit tourist much
>its torrent movie night>Easy A with Emma Stone>quick clicking through movie to make sure its not corrupt or in Portuguese or some shit>click to this exact moment in this sceneWhat are the fucking chances of that bros? What are the fucking chances
>>69792202I like this movie it was fun. I hate women but Emma Stone is cool.
>>69792202I have decided against this movie now. This has just left a bad taste in my mouth. After watching grease again after that blonde whore died and most of pulp fiction before falling asleep the other night, I think I will continue the travoltathon with Broken Arrow, one of my favorite movies when i was a kid. I always rooted for travolta. I wanted him to nuke everything. What have you been watching bros?
>>69792202how long is the movie, how accurate can u click (to thd second? to the millisecond?) how long is this text on screen (to the accuracy of the click)How often did u click
>>69792226>how long is the movieThe file is 1:32:24>how accurate can u click (to thd second? to the millisecond?) Dont know what you mean but if I were to try to click on 30:00 exactly for instance I would say I would be able to get within a few minutes either way if I assumed the movie was the standard 90 minute length. All I'd have to do would be judge where roughly 1/3 of the bar was>how long is this text on screen (to the accuracy of the click)Only about 8 seconds>How often did u clickI click through a movie maybe half a dozen times at various points spread out from the opening scenes to the credits to make sure its not broken. Man Ive had that happen before where Im an hour into something and its corrupt or some shit.
>>69792202This movie was ridiculous suicide fuel and waste of time from what I remember
