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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Are septum piercings and sternum tattoos red flags? Why can't you question the judgment of someone who does shit like this to themselves without some soyboy saying it's their body and they're not doing it for you?
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Huge fucking red flags with flashing red lights and sirens going off.
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>>43291247
Definitely. Don't even waste your time debating it. It's on a psychological level.
Stereotypes exist for a reason
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>>43291247
Its too bad she has a septum piercing, shes qt is a horribly plain kind of way. Now she ruined herself, fucking soygirls
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I don't understand the appeal of piercings, why would you want that through your nose? Also a lot of women could do without drawing comparisons to live stock

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>ate half a dozen donuts, chipotle bowl, and a large pizza today


being fat is truly suffering
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>>43291030
you literally said that it doesn't make you happy and you're suffering from it
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>>43291056
i'm overweight and have IBS. i think part of the reason i'm overweight is the IBS; it's really stressful and i never want to go anywhere or exercise because i'm constipated and my gut hurts. i'm trying to fix my diet but it's hard and i still get issues even if i thought i ate well that day
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>>43290927
>woke up and had 2 glazed krispy kreme donuts, a bowl of lucky charms and a poptart
>had some chocolate for a snack
>had wendys for lunch
>ate a bag of fritos for another snack
>went to mcdonalds and got a big mac, large fries, 6 piece nugget, large chocolate shake and coke for dinner
>considering heading up to whataburger for a late night meal
>if not i will have a bowl of icecream or i might just have both

ive eaten fast food at least 10 times this week alone
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One thing you fatFrens could do is eat slower.
I've always been a skelly, and eaten slowly, to my own detriment some of the time.
IDK why, but I get full on a smaller portion, but get hungry more frequently (ok, I know why I get hungry frequently: hypoglycemia. not that awful to manage, but my god does having low blood sugar make me shut the fuck down.)
To-go boxes are my friend; I love them.
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>>43291244
Your life is basically stuffing your face and shitting. A while back I made a decision to start listening to my body more, I made a list of things that trigger me. I try to eat small portions and space eating out. Sometimes I fuck up and pig out and fuck my toilet. But I try. I swore off ketchup for fucks sakes! You can do it too.

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>It's been a year since I cut contact with the oneitis I was beta orbiting
>Zero desire to interact with other women
What did I mean by this. No bully pls
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it means you are either MGTOW or you are becoming a fag. Hope you're cute and can pull off being a trap.
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>>43291026
Extensively considered the route of loving teh cock, but I'm just not attracted to the male form.
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>>43291330
well I love cock but that doesn't mean you can't just go for companionship. If your sex drive is low from the oneitis, then just be asexual and start out cuddling with a dude. Just because your curious, doesn't mean you need to immediately do butt stuff

how long wood /r9k/ last in Roman times
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>>43291290
if I was born in roman times, maybe i'd servive longer than i would if i was placed in roman times right now.
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>>43291290
Well, if I was part of a wealthy family then I wouldn't have to work, would have unlimited access to sex with our family slaves, and would spend all my free time shitposting on 4chaFUCK
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just pretend being a robot is apart of your cult

Post your ideal gf anons cause why not Also some things I couldnt fit in the pic I used has little friends has similar music taste Likes to watch Bo Burnhams shows like make happy What and words words words
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>>43289967
Good trivia. I will allow you to continue your normal life now.
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>>43283426
How many of these feel nice but irl get annoying quick?
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Fresh oc boys. She likes cute anime girls, Haruhi Suzumiya and K-on! She's also a major dork who geeks out and spergs about k-pop.
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>>43278344
w-wheat fields!
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Hello people, sorry for my absence! How has everyone been?

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How come women are so obsessed with horses?

Is it because they have total control of a creature bigger and stronger than them that does whatever she fucking wants and has no free will and happens to have the biggest cock and balls? Is the horse girl stereotype what happens when women have absolute control over something especially somethings sexuality??
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>>43291068
Any girl that fucks dogs or heros off horses is ok in my book.
You guys are aware bull and horse sperm is alot of money right?
It's like the equivalent of throwing cash on a girl... Just look at porn stars taking bad dragon dildos.
Unironically love weird porn and any girl who can do that and keep quite about it is a God send.
To the chick who though about jerking off a horse you're awesome and should post about it more or Atleast spread some horse cum on yourself.
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>>43291320
http://girlfuckshorse.net/447368296-chilena-caballo.html?fc=1
Here you go boys.
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>>43291319
Holy shit you actually came I didnt expect you to post
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>>43291363
http://girlfuckshorse.net/143956312.html
Guess this is fake but fuck it.
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>>43291319
Explain, do you jerk off a horse?

>>43291363
I'm not clicking that. That might have malware.

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Let's have a wagie thread.

>Your age
>Your job
>Hourly wage
>How long you've worked
>Advice to other anons who are new/should know.
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>>43291225
Sounds nice, unless you have to do overnight shifts.
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>>43290794
I wish. Getting NEETbux in the US is easier said than done. I'm trying though.
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>>43290736
>19
>Retailcuck
>$8/hr
>roughly two years
>it doesn't get better. work is a necessity, but I suggest you find other things you enjoy. it eases the pain immensely.
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>>43290736
>30
>NEET
>$0/hour
>5 years in various minim or near minimum wage jobs. I have a worthless Bachelor of Arts.
>I really don't have any advice.
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>>43290736
>>Your age
27
>>Your job
Security
>>Hourly wage
$11
>>How long you've worked
2 years
>>Advice to other anons who are new/should know.
It's a great first job for neet losers attempting to integrate into society. Because in reality all you do is play videogames and watch anime all night and get paid for it with virtually no responsibilities.
Warning: this shit has no prospects at all and the pay is garbage. Make plans to graduate to an actual career once you can tolerate normies.

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Should the mods add this as a rule yes or no??.

>You must be a male virgin to post on this board
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>>43289032
>Robot doesn't equal virgin.

Is this faggot serious??.
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>>43290133
not even that guy, but i know a guy who i see at the gym sometimes. Its unlikely but it can happen

5ft tall flat
poor as shit
drafted into combat during vietnam
got fucked up real bad (missing fingers and ptsd)
fucked up lungs from smoking. Always smells like death
no friends or family. 70 years old and all alone in the world. He only comes to the gym or hangs out at the range

But I guess he did fuck a whore in vietnam in between dodging bullets so lol what a normalfaggot
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>>43290235

/r9k/ was better back in 2015 i miss the beta uprising chicken tendies NEET Vs wagecuck and women hate threads those were the good times.
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>>43290346
well thats why we need to make more threads like this one, which is pretty dead right now.

Of course "banning females" will result in less anons contributing to trash threads. Like i said previously, we can't stop women from coming here and browsing/posting. its about denying them their identity, taking away their ability attention whore.

You NEVER see posters specifying their male (unless their trannies.)

If their content stands on their own then there is nothing we can do about it. I mean just for lolz go larp as a women and see how much you can derail threads.
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>>43290444
and so my trips die, unacknowledged by everyone except myself. I am truly the most robot robot.

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As a blackbot why exactly shouldnt I go after asian girls? I'm not tyrone enough for black girls and whites and not manly enough for trad latinas.

My only option left is yellow rice
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Actually, asians who likes black guys are the minority so you're fucked
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if porn is anything to go by imagine the god awful sound asian women would make with a cock bigger than 4" in them, it would rival a banshee wail to wake the neigbours
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If you're talking about Asian women in the West then you face the same competition as you would for the other races. It won't help you significantly.
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>mfw I can never find a nice mongolian woman so she can throat sing with my peepee in her mouth

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qNFSB4PnVPI
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>>43291213

Yeah, I've noticed that the couple I've actually dated were really materialistic and status driven, thanks for confirming it though. There aren't really any other Asians in my social circle, so I wasn't sure if it was just bad luck or if it was just a Korean thing or what.

The hot shit feeling was mostly from tinder and okcupid back when that was a thing, but again that could have just been online dating being full of shitty people. I guess we're just like the perfect hybrid of status and muh dick.

How come she can manage to hold down a steady job but you guys cannot?
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>>43291332
her life is in fucking discord
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>>43291279
oreegeenial
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Guys leave her alone. She's been through a lot recently :/
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Holly shit so much desesperate idiots begging for attention in this ugly whore thread
>the world is full of shit
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>>43291370
okay, now post all the other ones she's in as well

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Who else /one meal a day/?
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Fasting is good for you. Eat a high fat low carb diet and you'd be fucking amazed how long you can go without feeling hungry. It's how I lost 50 pounds in 6 months.
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>>43290184
>Who else /one meal a day/?
I used to do this
Is it really unhealthy?

I mean I lost a lot of weight but I didn't feel unhealthy
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im poor and cant fathom eating more than once a day
i dont even understand ow you fit it all in
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>>43290184
Hi hi I'm here, 59kg reporting in.
>Tfw feel guilty when I eat more than once a day.
WOOOOOOO LET'S GOOO.
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same, I'm a poor KHV 5'8 skellington (at 120lbs)

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Why are people born in this year so crazy?
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>>43290023
Same I hardly knew anything about the internet until the end of middle school
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They are the first people to experience their entire existence in a world where it's literally impossible to avoid social media.
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1998 fag here, what generation am I? I feel like we're almost perfectly inbetween the millenials and gen Z. Growing up as a kid post-9/11 with none of the shallow 90s optimism, but still young enough to experience the tail end of the internet wild west if we went online underageb& enough, less of the the Gen Z HyperCum ADHD Golden Freddy Spiderman Elsa shit. Lost generation... the misplaced childhood...
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I'm very crazy yyy
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>>43291198
be my boyfriend thanks

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>anon, how come my willy is so much bigger than your little one?
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Too bad it can't compensate for your massive fucking insecurity issues lol. Get fucking btfoed you cuck hahahahahaha
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Hey,i paid for the succ only dont try to shoehorn in the sph package.
Fucking jewish ladyboys i swear to god.
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>>43291285
that dick is clearly not jewish
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>>43291311
Well good thing we have you,the dick expert
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>>43291367
Jewish people get circumcised you turd.


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