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I think I figured out how normalfags get gfs. I go out maybe once every month or two so my idea of how often normalfags go out socially was warped. I assumed they would go out once every week or two, but it turns out they basically spend most of their free time socially. They legitimately are out with people near constantly. It's kind of crazy.Socialmaxxing is really the only way to get a gf. Which is unfortunate because I hate socializing.
this probably used to be true, but if you look at the data most people meet online now
>>84636558Yeah. Daily house parties and then Friday you get shitfaced. Everyone does a few hours of small talk after work a day, then drives home. Some people like hosting, so they always have guests over.
Are iPhones really better than Android?
>>84636631You sound like a ginormous faggot
I got an iphone because Apple is a corrupt company and they discontinued their mp3 players in order to have phones.So naturally i wanted to keep iTunes for my music.The people who invented smart phones never went outside or did anything, so they never understood the vast superiority that mp3 players held over phones in outdoor settings or even in the gym.So you need to carry this unwieldy screen on you just to listen to fucking music. They knew they were fucking people over.
>>84636679You use the phone that would absolutely be the most popular amongst gay porn stars.
>>84636748How would you know what phones gay pornstars use? You watch a lot of gay porn?
>>84636759Nah, but fags love locked down pieces of shit like they love cock cages.
Some niggas aint built for isolation, but some niggas are built for that shit. The way to tell is if youre isolated and depressed, if youre not depressed but are isolated then youre fine and can ignore faggots bitching about how we're a social species and you le NEED to be around others. If you are depressed and want to die and shit tho then quit being in denial, youre a normie go be with fellow normies
>>84636251I agree with this. I deliberately isolate myself from people as much as I possibly can, and I absolutely revel in it. I can literally do whatever the fuck I want and entertain myself however I want. I do not want a wife, because modern women are absolutely terrible. I get deep into philosophical and paranormal shit too.Oh by the way I love that show.
ATTRACTIVE and NICE men, anybody online who likes the catgirl cosplay are fat fucking chuds
>>84636720Being a woman and liking catboys? Or catgirlboys or whatever you call it. What else do you like?
>>84636733I like catboys mmmmm and sleeping mm and reading about catboys online
>>84636738Well sounds dope, add me in discord skysomn
>>84636691seems like a post actually made by a woman lmao
>>84636520well you're a man too
Would your rather be a multitrillionaire, but utterly hideous and autistic as fuck? Or would you rather be a 10/10 Gigachad in looks, height, fitness and charisma, but completely broke?
>>84636741thinking about this from a logical perspective y wouldnt u wanna choose the option that has value that is untakeable like money
>>84636741Absolutely the first option, money >>>>>>> everything else.
broke giganext
Is race a looks based thing? if you made an indian man look white then everyone would assume his white. even if you gave he be a indian accent. and he spake in indian voice. He still be and he spakeand he spake in indian voice and act like indian ppl would consider him white unless he say he wasntyeah the accent he spake isnt going to give him the respect but his white. i said this cause there are whitepassing mutts.
forgot he eight the food like indian actually>>84636736
>>84636736This made me chuckle because it's an accurate parody of how they all type.
Dude's will come on here and brag about their "9 inch" dick, but when it's time for sex, they do this.
>>84636426You probably liked it, gay boy
>>84636409This the female equivalent of those dudes who are like>bro I'd totally eat pussy like it's my last mealAnd then they finally get a relationship and never do it
>>84633780Oh my god is that how it moves??? That looks freaky as hell I think I amgoing to have to wait another 10 years before I am ready
>>84636688only 10?gifrel
>>84636714Would you love me if I (and by "I", I mean my dick) was a worm?
Explain to me why men aren't getting married.
>>84636629>Why aren't men doing X thing bawwwwwww thread #5347fuck off and die cunt
>>84636633You failed to explain why men aren't getting married.
>>84636647Why will I marry a stupid fish head who will steal my money just for me to stick my meat inside her fishy cunt
>>84636629What a retarded question. Were you born yesterday or something? Kys
>shows up horny>asked her out>came in three holes>she ghosted meyeah okay bitch just throw me out then. fucking roasties and their damage I was fine playing playstation then you show up and I'm sitting in lobby feeling mad upset I wasn't even meant to be over there you just showed up fine shyt boy howdy the head was good, I know you post here *ducking* my DMs.
>>84636542I mean it ain't you, soI had that broad flipped like pancakes, took her to IHOP spooned her good she hit me with that BPD stare and we fucked listening to stricken by the disturbed among otherssprayin all over my good towel the detergent was low now i gotta buy some more
>>84636591dude are you retarded>she just got out of a relationshipshe literally just wanted dick. here's something i'll tell u son, if they're that easy, u already know she's a lil fling. so again on to the next. i don't know what your goal is but if it's "actually" dating you're gonna be hard pressed for that in 2026. its better this way anyway lowkey
>>84636536THE REASON I KNOOOOOOOOWTHAT I AM STRICKEN AND CAN'T LET YOU GOOOOOOOOWHEN THE HEART IS COLD, THERE'S NO HOPEAND WE KNOOOOOOOOOOWTHAT I AM CRIPPLED BY ALL THAT YOU'VE DOOOOOOOOOONEINTO THE ABYSS WILL I RUUUUUNINTO THE ABYSS WILL I RUUUUUUUN
>>84636648I'm pissed, mate. I gotta get over her before she shows up again
>>84636690there is no getting over her because there is nothing to get over, she was never an option, only a quick nut bro you need to realize the game
How does someone even get to this point? What do you even do if this is you? Kill yourself?
>>84636650nta>i'm proud of being goycattleneah, you should kill yourself, anon.how much of an npc you gotta be to take pride in shitting brats, making the line go up for the jews and, worst of all, be proud you made people who don't give a shit about you "proud"i'd rather sleep under a bridge than be so cucked.
>>84636673I am a black belt in BJJ, trained in TKD, can bench 400, squat and deadlift 600, am 8 percent bodyfat, and regularly do MMA for fun. You are fucked if you try to fight me. And fuck you, I am an amazing father.>>84636687lmao you are such a pathetic loser
>>84636708I am a black belt in judo and expert in mma, I'd wreck you in your insolent 8% BF roidtranny mouth. And if you aren't a roidtranny you clearly have an eating disorder and eat like a princessEither situation explains your behavior, you are emotionally disregulated
>>84636708>I am a black belt in BJJ, trained in TKD, can bench 400, squat and deadlift 600, am 8 percent bodyfat, and regularly do MMA for fun. You are fucked if you try to fight me. I have a gun lol
>>84636729lmao and yet you defend total losers>>84636744I can just disarm you, and even then, I also have a gun as I conceal carry
I went out today and saw all the girls were chopped. How the fuck am I supposed to get a girlfriend when all women are chopped?
>>84635872The one in green looks like can take a mean pounding.
What does 'chopped' mean here? What a retarded fucking term
>>84636023There's not a woman under 30 in this picture
>>84636676zoomer slang for ugly idk why
>>84636676>>84636737resembling a New York chopped cheese sandwich
Do fembots have the bedwench build?
old anime is so much more intelligent than new anime. old anime often reveals esoteric truths about our world whereas new anime is just slop. of course you need the intelligent and proper reference frames to recognize when it is revealing an esoteric truth or you can't tell it's any different than slop.
>>84634865Kaiju No 8Demon SlayerBakiDandadan
new media is too referential in general, they don't even attempt to tread new ground over what they're basing the work on as if it was a sin to do so. It also fell in this retarded binary where everything is either a homage/love letter or le deconstruction.
>>84634197I love old anime but found that most of them fall into three categories that more or less have the same premise and it gets olddystopian anime about a corrupt governmentanime about space that may or may not include mechasclassic adventure & dungeon crawling animeThe rest is parody shit or porn labeled as ecchi. there are some gems though like black magic m-66 and Attack no. 1
>>84634197Look at how crunchy it is. Like seaweed
I've noticed this shit too, it's very depressing, I wish new anime was good.
r9k what is your standards for a romantic relationship partner?
>>84634399FemaleNot obese Will become my best friend alsoNot someone who thinks going out and weekends = clubbing and alcohol onlyWon't try to turn me into someone else
>>84634399Lately I have been really intosubmissive guys but at the end of the day men are all the same, there really is nohope for me.
>>84636586What do you mean by "the same"?
>>84636713They come to you preaching the same thing, they all think they are different but at the end of the day their instincts betray them and they always end up wanting more and if you cannot give them more they just look for it in someone else and then they leave you and it never ends
likes menerdynot fatnot slutty
