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>Had the girlfriend dream againDoes God enjoy punishing his rejects?
>>48725669I've had them too>dream "oh god I've finally made it">wake up
one of these threads :3 bully each other teehehee
rate ororororiggy
>>48713936>Steven UniverseWhy
>>48716827Based hobby, animal, weapon, vidya, food, soft drink, location, instrument, movie and vehicle
>>48718174Excellent taste in movie
>>48718336Nice animal, anon>>48718228Patrician taste in band
What's the best way to make a woman feel special and loved?
>>48725528pretend she's your equal and pretend that you care what she has to say
>>48725528Sucking her tits and call her mommy
>>48725528>feel special Make more money then her friend's girlfriends.>lovedNever need sex expect when she wants it (usually once a month a week before her period)OrGet reallly good seats for expensive shows and dont try to initiate sex after.
>>48725528Anal usually does the trick.
>>48725528My experience says Ignore her 95% of the time then treat her like a piece of meat in public, grab her ass, talk lishish to her. She will act like you are the greaest thing ever
fuck women honestlyfuck feminists who ruined my gamesliterally contribute nothing meaningful to society besides vagina
>>48725622patrolled epic style
>>48725622This looks completely staged.
>>48725622Is this fake? Like scripted? Because they look like they're playing, then suddenly he's kicking the shit out of her
>>48725622>implying that richie rich is going to have a shitty lifeLMAO
>>48725622This is fake as fuck. And gay. Fake and gay.
Why dont you have a body pillow?>cute anime girl to cuddle>actually a legit night time sleep aid, you wont sleep without one>cute anime girl to cuddle>feels great to hug and think of your waifuWhy dont you have one?
>>48721759I want a daki of my waifu but the only non lewd one cost $180. Also I live with my parents.
>>48723222>and I considering take it in publicAnon no
>>48724482a plushie would be better for public
>>48723222you'd get funny looks if you took it outside, but if you dont care then go for it
>>48721759If you aren't absolutely broke you have 0 reasons of not getting a dakki.Got pic related a year and a half ago and I can no longer imagine what sleeping without her would feel like.
So what's it like having a younger sister? I always wanted one when I was little, until I accepted it was too late.
>>48725459I make love to mine almost every day.
>>48725803Wtf. Greentext? Seems like it'd be weird.
Anon why aren't you on HRT yet? You could not only look cute, but also get a bisexual gf who will appreciate you
i'm 5'2 nearly 5'3 but i'm not androgynous so that a no go
I've experienced multiple hormone imbalances naturally and shit seriously sucks. A brain without testosterone is fucking miserable.
>>48724999for me its that same way except with estrogen instead
>>48723678t. chadYou lucky
Fags go to >>>/lgbt/
IS it degenerate to find this both hot and cute?>i just want a girl to cuddle me
>>48725470But why exactly?Afraid of a little intimacy?
>>48725392Maintaining an image of masculinity can be difficult, especially these days. I'm sure confiding in someone about what it really feels like would be one of the best supports one could have as an insecure male. Especially knowing that you don't always have to act that way and just b urself in front of your gf.
>>48725494Not him, but I'd rather pull my nails out with pliers than be in the situation in OP
>>48725404/threadAll that begins must end.
>>48725808It's funny that they specifically said they wouldn't leave each otherLook at that, it was in the gentle femdom thread we used to havehttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/14818775/#14818808
Average is ideal.
that's fat, not average
>>48725694>Average is ideal.I concur
That's not average, stop your psyop right now.
The average fat girl doesn't even look like that. Like you say, she's an ideal.
>be fat but have confidence>can't stand fat girls>charmed a few hot chicks into sex including 9/10 chinese girl>they don't stick around because i'm too fat>every time I tried to have sex with a fat girl I can't stay hard>want a steady gf so badly but can't settle for anything less than an 8/10 fml
>be me, getting out of the shower at night a few months ago>remember I don't brush my teeth like a good boy enough>quickly dry off and start brushing my teeth in the nude>my dick starts getting erect since it's hanging free>think nothing of it, continue brushing>keep this up as a habit>about two months later, I'm doing it again>this time, I get hard before I even grab the toothbrush>a horny thought pops into my head>decide to jack off while brushing my teeth>ohyeah.mp3>trying to brush back of tongue, gag reflex triggers>one of the hottest things I've ever experienced>glorious cumshot into sink, easy cleanup>start making this a routine as well, my pleasure keeps on growing and an association forms in my mindComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>48723980Put me in the screenshot frens
>>48724154How the fuck was that original?Original commentary.
>>48725216 Anon this isn't heaIthy
Stimulate your anus with a vibrating toothbrush and share the results
OP needs pic related
I'm poisoned and my body don't feel well,I hate her, inside and out I feel my stomach turning edition
>>48725685That sounds a lot nicer than driving lessons to be honest, and then I can do driving lessons in the future when I'm a bit more confident. I want one of those electric bikes that don't use petrol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqxsABSnEvA
>>48725710Years back i had some of my worst panic attacks ever in their. Genuinely thought i was going to die. Now having to go back years later i start sweating like a comical amount every time.
>>48725733One thing I will say, I was at a distinct advantage cause I've already had a driving license for several years so I knew all the road signs and how to navigate stuff like roundabouts and junctions. It will definitely be in your best interest to get a copy of the highway code and read it beforehand
>>48725733I don't think they're really a thing in the UK yet
all I want for christmas is a korean gf
how are we all doing?maybe tell me and we can be frens.I will talk to all you anons.I am a very nice person
>>48725648I know it's cliche but it really is as simple as trying through the traditional means to make a connection with somebody. Hang out in public places like bars, use dating websites... whatever. It'll work out. No need to feel discouraged. So long as you're alive it's never too late.Yeah, I wouldn't expect anybody to unless they felt that same perverted feeling... Thanks for empathizing though.
>>48725712>It'll work out. except it won't. literal autism. i can't do that shit. i cant connect with someone irl unless im introduced by a 3rd party. its never happened any other way. i appreciate that youre trying to help, and all
I have a job interview coming up on wednesday. It's for stocking shelves at a supermarket bakery. It's the first job interview I've had in three months and I've been out of a job for the past six and a half. To be honest I don't care if I get the job or not, as I'm fine with my NEET life, but the money could be nice.
hello fren, I am having a good day. I bought an ssd and hdd to replace my old dying drive and just everything is smoother from 5-10 minute boot ups to 20 seconds. I was going to write some music in a bit but I'm feeling in a rut right now so I don't want to force myself and turn myself off it. I hope you're having a good day and staying comfy fren
>>48725306>Feel like shit and contemplating suicideany idea how you will do it?research it well so you dont fuck it up, also try get mental help before you do it incase thinsg can be fixed.>>48725329cute animoo girl indeed.>>48725440>Not very good. Feeling pretty useless lately.hey that sucks man, ill check out your thread.I like pedos and its sad how much hate they get man.>>48725519thats fine man, quality posting is so low on R9K that often the best written stuff gets ignored sadly.heres a you fren.keep your chin up.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Do girls like giving blowjobs? What's the appeal?
Graves where you will rot
Rotting out your skin and bones
Eating away at your tissue
And maybe even burning you
Just to put you out of existence
