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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.


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>keeps asking for advice on how to get gf
>just go outside
>literally spends the next 2 years of his life BEING outside
ill never get why all normies think people should magically know what "have a shower" and "go outside" actually means
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Jesus you can see the writing degrading the more unhinged he gets. Starts off pretty shuddery and scrawly on 05/05 and then by the Day of Retribution its schizotier
Fucking epic. What a character.
Dude, seriously, just listen once to his manifesto in full in audiobook format. Theres this one version read in the Microsoft female robovoice that just distills his words so fucking eerily perfectly.
He was beautiful. The real problem wasn't his looks, it was that he only wanted Stacy, and the only thing Stacies truly hate is autism. This might seem unintuitive, but Stacies love ugly men. They date and fuck them all the time, because they are in the same circles. If you're on the outside socially, you can't get in with them, unless you are supermodel tier.
Wow! Mr. Found the Handwritten Journals Half a Year Too Late is here!

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its time to go to the gulag anon

white guys who prefer asian girls to white girls are just coping, right?
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Cute Asian girls are cute, and cute white girls are cute too. What a revelation thanks thread
but which is cuter on average?
Does it really matter if I'm gonna date neither?
yes, now answer the question
Why are you obsessed with my answer? It's a matter of preference anyway

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why was i cursed I think i have some form of goblin ancestry :(
are you concern trolling or something because you literally look like my dream wife im pretty sure plenty of guys would go for you
Is serious real???
Eyes to set apart use contacts
you look like a femboy john lydon, but its fine
I plan to pay a surgeon to try and fix that at some point but I'm worried doing so is inherently misogynistic

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Make this one count.
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does this count?
>terrible lsd trip that made me want to kill myself
>resulted in 3 days in a row blacking out on etizolam and drinking until my mom threw out the vial
>drinking + phenibut next day
>tired of drinking, huge dose of robotabs. finally enjoyed feeling really fucking good instead of depressed or sedated
I got one of those trips where you dissociate from everything just right and it feels like you're floating and all of life's problems feel a million miles away.
>next day decide to take 3 tabs of acid, came up driving in a car with my mom driving to see my sister, got stuck in a huge traffic jam but managed to keep it together
>had a nice catharsis/psychosis moment with my sis that made go back to sobriety for like a week
Obviously smoking retarded amounts of weed throughout all of it.
RE Canadian salvia cuttings:
Allegedly there's a man named Jentachi in Halifax who has genetics, and is willing to trade for edible perennials and trees/shrubs hardy to climate zone 6a. He allegedly publicly posted online 2.5 years ago, but the specific plants he's interested in are definitely obscure. Thought that was interesting.
I'm almost there. I almost stooped to becoming an actual debt slave to the kike bank. I may fall low but I will never ever pay them a dime of interest.
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I think I prefer the afterglow of drinking more than being drunk.
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it sure is easy to argue against statements which have never came out a single person's mouth

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The lack of black cocks and tranny posting in the vatalog gives me life
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Yeah I know right anon, it'd suck if someone damaged a power utility box by accident.
Don't think i ever see those around this time. They don't get enough attention so they don't bother.
They used to post more often, from 1-4 AM my time. Not in groups, just a different slut every few days
Ah, i probably just end up missing them then. I usually fuck off for the night around 12:30 - 1am
Yeah this board was a lot more active last year, summer of covid. Good times.

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>people IRL find me boring or annoying
>people online are assholes

My mind keeps fixating on the fact I have no friends anymore and have never had a girlfriend. I just want to do my own thing and live in peace, I keep re-living every cringey moment of mine and every time I was treated badly.

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European anons, text your sister "I love you, no homo" in your native language and post results
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He'll definitely see it tomorrow hehe
Where is here? Is she a baby?
Wake up euro retards
I am going to make a baby
With whom does the baby

I've caught bronchitis 3 times since I got vaxxed this summer. Before then I barely got sick once a year. What the fuck is going on?
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Now explain how all countries including israel and their declared arch nemesis iran have reached the point of vaccinating their people without sounding like a drunk hobo at the train station.
My dad got vaxxed and I shit you not he had a fucking stroke 3 days later. I'm not getting vaxxed no matter what. Fuck that.
He's fine btw.
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Can't vax me.
Don't care, kek not listening to someone who branded themselves as cattle willingly, bet you're circumcised too
>bet you're circumcised too


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Recently there have been way too many threads asking femanons a single question or two so I figured it might be a better idea to have one thread where you can ask all the questions you want.

All femanons are welcome to truthfully answer the questions. No larpers or orbiters please, this thread is for educational purposes only.

I will be truthfully answering every single question as well so hopefully no questions will go unanswered.

Ask away!
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Would you even like milky man tiddies? A bit (or a lot) of milk coming out of them?

I'm sorry if this is weird, I'm just a futafag, so seeing my opposite counterpart and hearing what they like is interesting.
I would for sure be fascinated by this
Do you have any idea why? I don't mean to be freud, but is it something to do with rolebending, or do you just like the physical idea?
Hmm I don't know what caused my obsession with tits(male) but I do generally like short, submissive men preferably with no career that will be househusbands. So probably?
Fembots do you find the idea arousing to deny a man sex until he snaps and rapes? Would you every try to rape-bait your bf like this?

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INFP appreciation edition

New Here? Get Typed:

MBTI 101:
MBTI 102:


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INFP are the most suicidal personality type.
i heard that ISTPs are the most likely to commit suicide.
They're actually easier to distinguish when they're parents. INFPs are more likely to retain their child-likeness when they age.
Intuitive bias has been a thing ever since MBTI was born, and it only got worse with time.
That said, this isn't an IQ test: being intuitive doesn't mean smarter.
You found the arcade pub cringe? I thought it was cool, even though I'm terrible at video games.
I agree it was a bit loud though, they could've done without the music so you could actually hear the sounds from the cabinets. Having to shout over music isn't great.

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>your height
>What is the tallest woman you'd say?
There's no upper limit as long as the sex was good and we loved each other
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wait what? this tall amazon has a black bf?
>Tallest women was a 6'2 girl at a massage parlour wearing 6 inch heels
Fellas, the best thing about it was that her big boobs were eye level and I could smush my face into them while she jerked me off
>im 6 foot 2
>dated a girl for like 2 weeks that was 6 foot
>nah im good
I usually date girls that are a head bellow me so like 5 foot 6 maybe. I have been with girls that are like 5 feet tall though and thats my fetish. Good thing they always like taller guys
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6'2 female reporting in
Rare PilotRedSun posters yeeeeees

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>click a video on youtube
>unnecessarily long animated intro with obnoxious music
>"Hey what's going on [annoying cutesy name for viewers]"
>make sure to like
>hit the bell
>check out my other social media
>support me on patreon
>"But before I get into the main focus of this video, I'd like to go off on a pointless digression"
>5 minutes in before the video actually starts
>the same royalty free kevin mcleod track that you've heard 1,000,00 times before starts playing
>loads of blatant padding to increase runtime for more ads
>unfunny "jokes" that get stretched out for way too long
>random interruption for sponsored content
And they're all like this.

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ManlyBadassHero is about the only good one left.
I hope you Android chads have YouTube vanced installed to completely get rid of commercials
The only reason why I watched that video a week ago is because you threatened that you'd hit me.
>removed dislikes so you can't immediately know what you're watching is utter dogshit and have to first suffer through a minute or two
You're a great fellow! God bless you.

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