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Just woke up and was bored, shoot your shothttps://voca.ro/1lMrLuMDVs6r
>>70334673looks like nobody wants a vocaroo threadoh well
>>70334891https://voca.ro/1b3pGzxT9Q2s
>>70334673https://voca.ro/1ekGhvCGWcyZ
>>70334673I just recorded myself singing for 11 minutes, but my microphone went into sleep mode at the 53 second mark. I quit.
Boxroom dwellers spending their Saturday night posting spam, gimmicks, fetish porn pics, ERP, personality shite and let's pretend.
Don't really know what I'd do in a riot desu. Would feel well awkward
>>70334923how many people at her age drink alcohol? literally 100%
>>70334947take pictures and then sell them to newspapers for money or send them to the police for money
>>70334906Save your money and get Helper to pay for a male escort for you, he can wank off while you're being wanked off. Everyone is happy.
>>70334938i went to chisinau once, the women there are stunning and havent been ruined yet by western influence
What can modern females even offer us?>Muh sexWe can get hookers and masturbate instead>Muh affectionMost aren't even affectionate (unless you're Chad)>Makes you feel less lonelyMost married men I know feel lonely and unsatisfied. Hanging out with my pals was more satisfying than dating.
>>70329674What this guy saidIf you look for the qualities in women that women look for in men, you are a very weak, dependent man. You want women who act like men and I question your sexuality
>>70334744To be fair, it's extremely rare for someone to be sexless unless it's their choice.
>>70329636Then be miserable lol. I love seeing incels and bitter Twitter women not seeing they're parodies of each other. If you're only attracting females who aren't affectionate and leave you unsatisfied, you're the same as women complaining all the men they date are assholes: the common denominator in those relationships is you. You're attracting them and selecting for them.
>>70334866>unless it's their choiceCongrats, now let's see if you can notice other discrepancies between evolution and the supposed superiority.
>>70331482>>70334870Incels don't attract anyone you fucking idiot that's a false equivalence
I want an insecure bpd schizo fembot gf. I'll take good care of you i swearjusticeforstalin#7997
>>70333995I hope all Narcissists get hit by a bus
>>70334013what did they do?origigi
>>70333995Aren't they all like that? They will at least all be BPD
>>70333995not an insecure bpd schizo but nice discord tag
gibe dragon gf
im touchstarved. every day, every night. i dream of it too. havent been hugged for many many years. i laugh off daydreaming about being hugged as fantasies anyone else
you can pay for cuddles and massages you know
>>70334845Whenever I close my eyes I uncontrollably imagine someone touching me.How do I make it stop? It would hurt less if I wasn't fantasising about it.
God I want some cute blonde twink to rest like that between my legs
>>70334926Too bad we're not actually cute blonde twinks and are just ugly men. That's why no one will ever love us
>>70334926"God I want slightly skinny Chad to rest between my legs"Wow, you are so unique.
Why do big girls own small dogs and small girls own big dogs?Also don't talk about or mention cats.
Why are some people so bad at logical thinking? I would explain a concept/idea/opinion in decreasing levels of dumbing down in the hopes that they eventually understand. They do not, and keep responding with the same general idea like a broken record. Idea i disproved 20 times already in said discussion. I am not even talking about cracked conspiracies or whatever, just mundane everyday things, like ways to optimize an action they are doing.
>>70334085this is just one of many examples. sometimes they feel like normal humans who you can have a discussion with; other times i feel like i am demented or something because they seemingly do not understand the most basic concepts.
anon, why do you think you're smart?
>>70332810half the worlds population have below average IQ so theres your answer
>>70332810The human brain isn't a machine. It's faulty and full of errors. Some people just have a lot more of those.
>>70334837i'm this anon, and while i'm waiting for your or anyone else who agrees with your statements reply, i just want to say, part of growing older anon is coming to terms with the fact that your opinions and things outside of your control aren't going to match perfectly all the time, that's what getting a job is. there is the individual experience and there is objective reality, there is the self and the other, yourself and God basically. sometimes God wants things you don't want, sometimes he wants other people to want things you don't want, that's just part of life, school shooters only exist because they never got accustomed to this idea because it's like being raped by the universe, it is fundamentally "involuntary". this is why you don't like when things don't go your way, but if you learn to drop your ego and realize the universe is greater than yourself you can let God take the wheel and let the universe take over at times. opinion is important anon, don't disrespect it.
tell me about your most happiest moments of your life, and post pictures you are proud of or which remind you of a better timeone of my stories is>be at the mediterran sea on holiday with family>buy a folding chair and go chill at the beach>sun is going down and im reading a nice book>it was one of my most tranquil moments of my whole life, the temperature was perfect, the sand under my feet and the mellow sound of small waves crashing at the shore with seagulls shrieking not even heroin comes close to this feeling of serenity>decide to take this pic so if i see it again i will be forever reminded at these perfect 2 hours
>>70334402i read yours too, sad that it came out that way, best of luck to you and your fiture, hope you will find happiness one day again, im peacing out now, just reading from my phone but cant reply
>>70334243Just a regular cross bike. Same here, between 20-70km loops, just cruising around. If i do 100km it's usually to the tourist trap down south for a fat burger and back.>>70334402Is it visual for you, seeing the same place again? For me it's the smell of all things, by happenstance i bought a sunscreen my highschool gf used and was hit with all the feelings i haven't felt for the past 15 years.
>>70330777This was like the first photo ive ever rememberd as a kid. I remember seeing it at church, and idk why but it just made me feel so special. Like I imagend the Father, Son and Holy spirit dwelled on those 3 gas tips. I was like 5 mind you, so idk how I was able to comprehend it.
>>70334629Couldn't really pin it down to any specific sense. Even the simplest things, such as a sentence constructed in a specific way or the sound of wind in a forest might bring me back to a time I thought I had forgotten. Pictures sure have a way of forming an idyllic view of the past. Unknowingly, you are thrust back to a, perhaps, comfier time with all the wrongs forgotten. I was never too into bikes, but I do enjoy walking a lot. Here's a little picture from a 20km walk I did. 15 years is a long time, so, may I ask, why are you here? >>70334711Would you consider yourself religious? I've tried going to church recently, but have been unable to feel a connection or find much meaning in it, unfortunately.
>why are you hereCome on man don't do me like that
Never tell ANYONE you're a virgin under ANY circumstances. Not even your doctor, not even your closest friends, let alone ANY women. Not even your mother.It NEVER ends well.
>>70334156It's never been more obvious that the woman-hate memes on here are just bait from actual femanons. This board keeps getting worse.
>>70332452Tell your gf you're a virgin
Niggers really call themselves incels despite having had sex. L M A O you can't make this shit up. It's all a fucking meme anyway. Most people here are normalfags who are no longer virgins.
>>70332559I befriended a girl and convinced her to give me a pity fuck, am still an incel because she actually hates my guts. She kept making that contempt and disgusted smiley face while i fucked her and i knew i was the one getting humiliated not her. Incel doesn't equal virgin, incel means not being able to get a girl to like you. incels who manipulate women into fucking them or who use escorts are still incels even if they have sex
>>7033263615 years. It's been a while.
Do girls like it when guys moan?https://voca.ro/12eiDDeS8MrT I may or may not be wearing cat ears right now.
>>70332640do live between two train tracks?
>>70333364No that's just my fan. My microphone is pretty shit.
my cute femboy catboy moans uwudont b mean !!https://voca.ro/1jzTs35jeLdA
these are pretty funny, makes me want to download them all and make a r9k moan compilation to some cheesy love music
>>70331837No I like it when women growl.
Thoughts on this article? There's also a Washington post one.https://counterhate.com/research/incelosphere/?utm_source=twitter_organic&utm_medium=social&utm_content=research&utm_campaign=incelospherehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/09/22/incels-rape-murder-study/?s=09
>>70331300>Stupid memes robots made here 10 years ago are now a way of life for millions of young menOopsie. That shit was made when there was a clear separation of the internet world and the real world, we never intended for normal people to be exposed to this stupid shit. I guess saying I'm sorry won't put the genie back in the bottle, but for what it's worth I'm sorry, zoomers. Good luck, sorry you now belong to a radical internet group because you read a meme (one I may have made) that got posted to Twitter, my bad.
>>70334691This seems right. These "progressives" only care about winning the propaganda war. >They redefined "mass shooting" so that a black gangster is incapable of committing it. >They redefined "racism" so that only a white person is capable of committing it.
>>70334890That's not true, though. Shooters are only incidentally incels. True incel shooters like the supreme gentleman are rare.
>>70334890How many incels shooting have there been in the last 10 years? Compare the total amount of victims to the weekly murders to a majority black city.
>>70334742While the narrative here is appealing, some counterexamples are obvious, The admission of women into the labor forces and the medical field provided massive advantages in ww2 for both the allies and the ussr compared to germany & japan which took less advantage of this. Being more familiar with Roman history, I can also point out that by the period of the late Empire, Romans themselves were barely involved in the government of the Empire - all power was essentially in the hands of emperors appointed by the armies, which were composed primarily of foreign mercenaries, mostly from germany and the balkans. And women literally never ever ever held any positions of authority in Roman government, nor did they ever have shit for legal rights. In fact, it was actually women who started dropping out of late Roman society - they had so little power over themselves and so little control over their lives that they started to become nuns en masse as soon as christianity was legalized. They had to make laws prohibiting young women from becoming nuns before they had kids. But overall, I will agree to the extent that the decadence and decline of men often leads to women taking on more of the duties of government and family leadership. But I don't think it's the cause, I think it's a symptom - and it happens whether or not women have any legal rights at all.
god i wish i were Chen
need mommy ran
Is the phrase "pick-me girl" just a shaming tactic for women who defect from the female hive mind?
