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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

you mfs will never understand the pain of being an alternative girl with a thing for conservative dudes
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>>61160880
yea same. they tend to be more interesting than your average twitter liberal, but it also kinda ruins them. Feels great almost developing a crush on a guy but once you start talking it's nigger this and nigger that. Worst of all, most of the them seem really interested in cheating or flirting with other girls while taken.
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>>61160880
it stops being painful once you get a conservative boyfriend :D
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>>61160880
I had a high school classmate who looks exactly like this pepe
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>>61160880
You will never understand the pain of being a conservative dude with a thing for alt girls
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>>61160880
How about being a conservative guy into alternative girls? Fuck off

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Why do women hate autists but love psychopaths?
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>>61165488
genuine, 100% psychopath here.. they dont like me
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>>61165488
psychopaths can mask better
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>>61165488
Research dark triad

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Continuation of this thread >>61157268

So, why do you incels have such a big problem with hypergamy and natural selection?
It's completly normal and natural. Stop whining about it and try to live with it.
>b-but this is inequality!!
And what about it? Entire World is unfair. Deal with it.
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>>61164838
Forced marriage provides stability since most men will get some kind of wife, thus ensuring they don't go ape shit like you see with niggers/mudshits being imported to EU and causing civil unrest for ficki ficki.

Your case, however, cannot be compared. Your parrents weren't arranged for forced, rigth? Some parrents stay together for false reasons and in doing so irreversably damaging their children. I know this from my own life, I still remember the day I pulled a knife on my father.
This is not the result of forced marriage, it's the aftermath of two world wars and the absolute degeneracy that set in afterwards.
Weak or absent fathers are pure poison to society. Take my parents for example, both of them were raised without a father. It's no wonder they raise defective offspring aka me.
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>>61165060
I dont know where the posture shit came from, my posture is good, I just dont look like a lifter.
And 5 year strategy is not a cope, I'm just being realistic because I know I'm just worse than other people and it takes me longer to accomplish things.
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>>61164949
Youre the one who is completely memed if you think sustainability is achievable, it literally conflicts with the laws of energy conservation.

https://www.iucn.org/resources/issues-briefs/deep-sea-mining
https://www.wired.com/2016/03/teslas-electric-cars-might-not-green-think/
Using fossil fuels to power the charging stations is obviously a nonargument if we are switching to green tech but the precious resource demand problem is doubled in that case and everyone is ignoring that.
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>>61165273
Oh and here's some links on why farming isn't sustainable

http://www.fao.org/3/u8480e/U8480E0z.htm
https://web.mit.edu/12.000/www/m2016/finalwebsite/solutions/phosphorus.html
https://sciencenorway.no/agriculture-and-fisheries-environmental-contaminants/world-food-production-depends-on-phosphorus-are-we-about-to-run-out/1696149
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>oh noes the temperature will go from 20 to 22 in 100 years
Cry me a river, just buy some ac for god sakes.

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/drugfeel/
heroin coke and bitches
wooo wooo
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>Licked etizolam powder from tip of pinkie because no PG yet

My tolerance is sky high but even I acknowledge this is a stupid idea.
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>>61159237
Only that layne staley will be remembered and missed
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>>61161098
In my country you can order potent and cheap as fuck poppy pods from amazon. One dose lasts me 36 hours and costs me 7 euros
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>>61161500
Doesnt matter...
Only a matter of time till you fags sell your pc or die
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>>61164878
Yeah my kratom time is over and I already moved on to heroin and other hard opioids but I find it interesting that there are actually good kratom extracts

I lost my boipussy virginity last night.

>meet guy off of tinder
>he wants me to crossdress
>i look very fem, pretty short and I am skinny and have long hair
>he comes to my apartment, I'm dressed in heels, panties a skirt and a cute tank top
>we talk for a bit and he starts making out with me
fast forward to sexy time
>butt already prepped beforehand, all he has to do is stick his dick in
>compare sizes hes like 3 inches bigger than me
>i give him a blowjob, the intoxicating and submissive feeling of the act makes me go insane.
>im hard af and move into doggy position and tell him to stick it in
>he does and my ass is stretched out by his cock
>kind of painful but feels very good
>i leak precum from my dick with every thrust he does

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>>61165268
youre meant to try turn people on in this thread not make me feel cold and lonely
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>>61162113
fan fic by a tranny groomer.
fucking fag
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>>61165349
Sorry anon. 30 days of no fap has me longing for a lover I can be cute and lewd with.
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>>61165435
Ive been doing NNN too, only an hour left here
>no bf to celebrate winning it with
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>>61165476
5 and a half hours left for me here. It's funny, I'm almost tempted to keep my streak going just for the hell of it. I've been really horny though so I don't know how many more days I'd even get haha.

POST EM
https://portraitai.app/
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The ai for this removes some imperfections. In my case it gives me glimpse at what I'd look like if I actually lost weight.
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Here we go again
>>61165339
What the hell did you use as a pic?
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whole lotta trannys itt
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hold up, this is more accurate
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I noticed that stubble vanishes lol

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what is the clingiest thing femanons have ever done for a boy
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>>61164354
you gotta post proofs, i don't believe you
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>>61165133
why are you so cute femanon i want to hug you
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>>61164727
I kinda do desu, you sound pretty cute.
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>>61165173
Yeah but he seemed weirded out so he didn't answer
>>61165174
I'm sorry bro, stay safe pls
>>61165226
That is sweet
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>>61163016
I really want to buy a Porsche 911 in the next few years but I feel like it would send the wrong message and put me at risk for situations like this. I don't want to get a vasectomy cause I want to have kids one day. I know it's reversible but it just feels wrong on a visceral level to make myself impotent.

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I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service...us.
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>>61165325
>tfw no borg mommy to wipe your memory and dom you
why even live

Post your jerk socks collection, bros. Ready to be used under my bed.

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Hey robots. Today I have a dilemma, I am trying to get work done but I end up spending the whole day playing on my Switch and surfing the net. Whenever I try to do work I end up getting scared due to the sheer amount even though it wouldn't take THAT long. What can I do to get my work done and not procrastinate?
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I've struggled with this type of behavior as well. Something that has helped me a lot is the pomodoro technique (https://w.wiki/S7V). When work piles up like that and it feels impossible to even start, its helpful to shift your goal from doing all of the work to doing 20 minute chunks of the work.
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>>61165350
take aderall, I went from NEET to calculated, planned and organized. GPA went from 1.9 to 3.6 and I made a gf.
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>>61165459
>I made a gf.
does this gf run on battery or have you developed AI?
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>>61165459
did you get diagnosed with ADHD or have you just been self-prescribing adderall?
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>>61165491
why does "I made a friend today" work but "I made a girlfriend today" doesn't? I don't get it am I autistic or just ESL?

Who /STEM/ here? How's your job/schooling going? If you got a job, how much are you making?

For me it's 60k starting salary fresh out of college. Deciding to major in engineering at the end of high school feels like the single decision that saved my future.
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>>61165497
I plan on doing English lit.

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>Have never masturbated and am never going to
>Always win NNN by default
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>>61165397
>t. 0 sex drive

Your a victim to the BPH in the water turning the frogs gay and docile. Congrats globalhomo successfully perverted your body and made you a shell of a man with no urges or natural sexual drive.

I see a x2 a day coomer as more of a man than you, asexual pathetic excuse of a male.
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>>61165397
Wow.
Teach me Master.
Please, tell us more. Could you give advice?
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>>61165397
impossible, I got a noncoomer gf from this board, she hasn't masturbated in about 3 years and even she still has orgasms in her sleep, I stopped last year and I still get wet dreams every 1-2 weeks.
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>>61165463
>>61165454
I believe the trick was to never start in the first place. Sorry partners, don't really know much what to tell ya.
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>>61165461
I'd like to meet him sometime

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>parents telling me to get a job at dinner again
>tell them I'm trying
>jokingly tell them I failed at life and no one wants me
>they don't even try to deflect it or deny they just move on like nothing happened

At what point in your life did you realise your parents wish they could've traded you in at birth?
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>>61164501
I could care less what my parents think about me or anything else. They chose to force me into existence, into a flesh prison, for their own selfish pleasure. now they reap the whirlwind
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>>61164954
It's true for unskilled labor, now even places like McDonalds have 100 applicants and they'll favor young and attractive people
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>>61165032
Idk where you live but it is incredibly easy near me to get an unskilled job. Granted that is because of the high-turnover rates and the dogshit quality of those jobs, but that is why my comrades and I are working on a new order.
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>>61164501
>"tell them I'm trying"
How many times this week did you do something job finding related ?
Maybe they're sick of their neckbear son mooching off their should be empty-nest time.
Instead of finally enjoying their own lives they're watching over their adult male failure.
They just want you to do something with yourself. I should know I was there, and now that I am on my own and independent they love me and they're happy and I'm ashamed of how lazy and useless I was.
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>>61164994
I'm going to blame THEM for my failure cause fuck them for having dreams.
Imagine having a child and it being you.
The only whirlwind you know is the vacuum your mom used to clean your Cheeto dust off the floor.




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