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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
>Your MBTI type>What is something from the last month you are proud of?>(Optional) Is there anything you're not proud of in the same period of time?>(Optional) Are you already feeling nostalgic for anything that isn't over?>(Optional) Are you comfortable around INFJs?>Secret: Have you seen a lovely sunset or sunrise recently?Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwUhttps://pastebin.com/6YSzm68DAnon's Guide to Jungian Typologyhttps://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzTEasy Patcheezie's Rundown on Jung's Depth Psychologyhttps://pastebin.com/1PYUQTpPComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Not only that, "just be yourself!!" isn't what Jung teaches, either. Because there are parts of yourself that are both bad/unhealthy for you, and the people around you.Integration doesn't mean "Act out every impulse that comes into your mind" it doesn't mean "everything you think is something good, or somehow valid simply because it arose in your mind"Integration is, in very, extremely, I cannot state how extremely simple this is, simple terms, just being aware of what happens in your own mind and building a conscious relationship to and with it.It doesn't mean "I was angry, so I started punching everyone because that's my true, integrated self."That's the literal opposite of integration. That's possession. There's nothing mystical or woowoo about it. It's very concrete and realistic, imperially observable, you could even say. >>84974877>iirc he specifically denied mixing up individuation and individualismHe talks about it in Two Essays on Analytical Psychology. https://jungiancenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Vol-7-two-essays-on-analytical-psychology.pdfJung believes individualism to be almost the opposite of individuation.
>>84971940How does your Friday/Saturday look?>>84972175There's not much point in saying Read Jung when everybody who will already has or currently is Reading Jung. >>84974416Freudian slip?https://archive.org/details/DifferenceBetweenGeniusApostle/mode/2up
>>84974212>acquiring food a week-dominating taskWhat do you mean by this phrase?
>>84972543ISTJ 6w5sp/so ILI coward here. All I live for is strategy games (once I can get over my inertia and rebuild a pc) and reading and watching random scientific, political, and philosophical material and reflecting on it. Also, kill all panjungians and rigid correlationists.
https://youtu.be/HIG0qGhj-9o
Will going outside just for a walk make life any more interesting? I don't have anything else to do. But I'm scared of talking to random people. I don't know what else to do.
colonel's recipe editiongrilled >>84942684
>>84977285you wouldntve woken up to an alarm thats like a 70min nap
>finally put the cover on my blanket for the first time since at least sometime last year>can't enjoy the coziness because of heartburn despite how eepy I amFr*ck my chungus life
>>84977284watching old videos(that ive seen before) makes me more awake
>>84977493Yeah I would, I wake up to alarms just fine. It means I have to start as soon as possible tomorrow because guess what, rain and thunder storms in the afternoon both tomorrow and SaturdayI might actually get fined this time. There's a ton to do, its so hot and obviously I can't work when its pouring rain or storming.
https://voca.ro/1hDvjJviQDjg
Why is dating a used up stacy looked down upon, is this not a valid reproduction strategy?
>>84975706>CrushYou must be 18 years old to browse r9k.
>>84975815I havent been on r9k for years namefag, Just answer the fucking question, why do non-autists guys on here make the situation worse for them?
>>84976215Why do you need validation to go fuck some whore? Nobody here is stopping you. In fact with how obnoxious you are I think you should go clean the cum from some chicks snatch instead of shitting up this board.
>>84976228Basado, OP is a bonerfide semen Slurper as usual
>>84977581its happening!speed aint that bad either.
hi these r just my thoughts for todaymy mother made me two small scrapbooks as a gift for my birthday and both of them are filled with pictures of me and my siblings childhoodsi do not remember much of anything growing upmy mom said i was attached to this whale stuffed animal and that for years i would carry it around and sleep w it every nightaround 15 yrs old i became v sick and the scrapbook ends bc there arent many photos of myself past that agegoing from my baby photos all the way up to where i lost myself always fucks with me so badbefore ana i had obvious issues but i could still see some life in my eyes but even that is cope bc my father couldnt keep his hands to himself so i nvr really had a chancejust a few more notes i made abt the scrapbook is that anytime there is a photo of me and my father i am always in his lapmy grandma was always addicted to tanning and was always super tanned which i nvr understoodmy sister looks so cute and wore dresses and skirts during her female socialization when growing upi cant express enough the things i would do to go back so i could experience what she was able toit is beyond soul crushing and i wish i could be heri look thru them when i am upset so i can self harm without having to bleed
>Thy little centuries go by so rapidly.What do you think your current home or place of work will look like in 500 years' time? How about 10,000?
Why did our dress get worse as it became cheaper to make clothes? Shouldn't we be dressing better than ever? I really don't understand why our dress devolved.
This trad shit is so pathetic. There's nothing trad about posting yourself on xeetergram.
>>84977073Source for this qt couple? I wish I was the guy
>>84977073That bitch is a beard, that nigger gay as shit
>>84977542nice copeseethen there buddy
>>84977073could be us but robots keep ghosting me
If she doesn't eat your ass does she really love you?
>>84977362That's the past. Wouldn't subject her to that level.
>>84974923Women will literally go into porn to lick some random fag's anus for the whole world to see, meanwhile they treat me with nothing but contempt just for existing as a non-Chad male. I hate women so much. The disparity in how they treat certain guys is absolutely insane.
>>84974923I love eating my boyfriends ass , but he dosent let me do that too often sadly. I love sucking on his nipples, theyre very senstive for a guy
>>84976079It will start with the escalation of impact play, where women being really battered and roughed up to the point of bruises, broken limbs and internal bleeding is seen as common as gaping or other extreme fetishes are these days. Laying way for more extreme and permanent consensual harm like controlled skin removal, escalating to limb removal (probably reattatchment as well) and before long live Romantic Snuff will become all but mainstream
>>84977550Boomers already had impact play.
what do fembots think about my lesbian fetish?
>>84977342its not a fetish it came free with your attraction to women retard
>>84977568>it came free with your attraction to womenDaring of you to assume OP is indeed NOT a faggot.
>>84977342I like when lesbians lick each others assholes
If I died tomorrow the only woman who would ever see my naked body would be the one dressing the corpse for my scarcely attended funeral
>>84977339Lmao at least your funny bro.
>>84977169>the one dressing the corpse for my scarcely attended funeralI did that at a mortuary, we kept their genitals covered with a sheet if they were naked and usually underwear was put on them first thing. The embalmer is the one who will be staring at your naked cock and balls for an inordinate amount of time. Also, you start to see the dead people as inanimate objects, not people. I never thought about what they were like in life at all or if they were sexless incels.
>>84977169it would probably be a man. it would be pretty gay if the only person to ever see your cock is a dude. have you considered a brief stint as a flasher to ensure at least one woman sees your cock?
>>84977445You haven't thought about it before but I'm sure if you thought deeply right now you could probably pick one or two that stood out to you, at least before you began thinking of them as objects. Perhaps even after>>84977384I try my best for you>>84977482Please see >>84977292
>>84977549have you considered posing for portraits at an art school? they may have you get naked there and it wont be just one woman but many. they would be used to seeing all sorts pose for them probably so they probably wont be disgusted. now i kind of want to go pose for art students.
She died after she stupidly drove her car into a tree. What lesson did she learn?
>>84977571Don't drive your car into trees?
If you drive your car into a tree you don't have to go to work no more
Yeah, i think ill have a 400 royale in 2030
>wagies can't even get sick leave anymore AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>84977519In Americalands if send a text to your boss saying "I'm not coming today, I'm shitting blood" you will promptly receive a text saying "You're fired" if they are feeling generous, or a sudden cessation of pay if they aren't. Then if you call a doctor, you will need to pay him $2,000 shekels to have him evaluate you, pay another 2k to tell him you are shitting blood, and another 2k for the prescription. And you have to show up for work the next day anyway, because no work place will accept the doctor's note that you need to document, photocopy, and send through encrypted channels.And if you do achieve all of this, you don't get a day off from your paid annual leave (we don't have that), rather sick days count as normal leave with a slightly reduced chance of not getting instantly fired once you come back and replaced with an illegal.
>>84977551Jesus christ anon sounds terrible
>>84977519In Australia you get a specific amount of sick leave per year (usually ten days). Being paid this leave when you are sick is a legally protected right. Companies will have a sick leave policy in their contracts, but usually it's basically that you will be asked for a certificate if you are off for more than 2 days in a row or on a day next to a weekend. You may also be asked if you take a lot of sick days. Getting a medical certificate involves going to a doctor, going to a pharmacy, or just using an online service. It's basically a complete waste of time to try and make taking random sick days seem too inconvenient to do regularly.
>>84977572There's a reason GTA is based in America and people don't accuse it of being an exaggeration of typical American life.
>>84977035>get sick? great, that costs you your vacation time now!PTO is a fucking corpo scam, and it adds up to wayyyyy less than the sum of what your sick time/vacation time/personal time/etc. would've added up tofuck that shit
We luv are United Kingdom edition
I wish I were good at football. Last time I played it was in school but bully boys kept saying I was offside every few minutes. Then I was made to be a goalie and they bullied me more for not catching the ball 100% of the time. Horrible memories.
Imagine playing for Switzerland.
>>84977454I didn't give two fucks about sports in school. Never liked it
>>84977526Something eerie about black people
5 am and i have the shits
