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Which stage are you at?
Me: 18-20 (19)
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To be NEET you need financial security anon
I'm 21 but I'm already at the latest stage. At this point I've already thought of everything the picture says.
30+ in six months

In certain countries

But the poster in the picture implied he gave up things that made him happy to attain shit that society said he should have in order to be happy

Seems pointless
18-20 except I'm 21. This is as good as it gets for people like me.

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Right. And what's his name again?
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that's rayciss!

lost my shit at "leaves marks on your vagina"
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How do you handle this situation?
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You sure are mad man.

Go learn your combos autist boi :^)
>nigger humor
Divekick is the only non-autistic fighting game
speedwalk out the room and regulate breathing
>calling smash bros 'smash'
I bet you use terms like 'main', too.

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>tfw not passionate about anything
God DAMN I wish I was autistically obsessed with something, ANYTHING. At least then I could feel like my life had some meaning.

your 100 IQ curious passionate alphachadd will do a better job than ur 140iq autist
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iktf OP. I like a lot of things like vidya, anime, ect but nothing stands out that I'm PASSIONATE about and working really really hard at. I've been looking for a hobby that would be social because I'm tired of being a shut-in lazy fuck. Maybe I'll find something
nice meme

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>mfw too autistic to get friends
>first day at uni
>asks guys in my class "does anyone of you play video games :^)
still cringing
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ay up lad u play 'at FIFA 'en?

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Why does everyone get upset at women who have a lot of sex and party in their twenties? Do you really think that you wouldn't do the same thing if you had the opportunity?

Imagine, going out and drinking beer and getting to fuck whatever girl you wanted, would you seriously pass that up?

Would you really pass up your 10/10 if she had a history of partying or ""degeneracy""?

Every day is like Sunday edition.

Only had the one bottle of wine on my own last night lads. Back in work tomorrow. Ah well at least it's /Sundayroast/ day today.

How you keeping lads, who's signing on/back at work tomorrow?
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>wake up at 2:30pm thinking it's probably 11am so I have a few spare hours to sleep but nope
>still haven't had lunch, can't be bothered
>messaged some friends seeing if they want to do anything or have a drink at the pub
>waiting for their cheap excuse saying no or to be blatantly ignored
>might make another cup of tea
>if I can gather the willpower I might play a video game for 30 minutes until I get bored

Why am I alive
there was somebody on here last night who said he was going to meet his friends sister for sex in a playground at 2am. Most of us thought it was a ruse and he was going to get jabbed
>having friends

You're in a better place than me, anon
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>Used to work in a warhouse as well
>Had a lithuanian co-worker who was bro as fuck
>Always helped me and everyone else out, literally would go above and beyond when it came to work
>Was always nice and friendly to everyone
>I assumed he was a turbo chad
>We were talking about it and he told me he had only had one girlfriend, who left him a while ago and he was 22
>Found out I walk to work and I live 40 minutes away
>Asked around the factory and found another british guy who lived in that general direction that could drop me off and pick me up to work for free
>Spoke perfect english, he stuttered and had trouble pronouncing words from time to time, but his syntax, grammar and vocabulary were perfect. Also spoke perfect Russian apparently because I heard him talking to a lot of latvians in Russian all the time
>Whenever we'd talk about politics he'd tell me he was planning on going back to his own country as soon as he had enough money for a years worth of rent, because he didn't have any family living in his home town
>He ended up killing himself

It ruined my mood for like a month. He wasn't my friend or anything, but I felt really bad for him, you could tell that if he was born into a different economic situation he would have had a nice life
Does anyone here want to make a /r9k/ /britfeel/ counter strike group? you all seem to have a lot of time on your hands.

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>mfw my sister got pregnant
That goddamn slut.
I couldn't stand one kid of hers and now I'll have to be okay with another. Not to mention that my parents are gonna finance her another fucking kid again.
Spoiled cunt.
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ITT: Normie spillover from other boards projecting that the OP has to be a neet leech when in fact he's nether living at home or being a leech, but actually doing something with his life and getting a university education.

Me? I'd also be pissed as hell if my sister was basically piddling away my inheritance, but thankfully she's a financially independent woman in her mid 30's (there's an age gap of 9 years between us) with no kids whatsoever (despite my dad teasing her that when he was her age she was already 9 years old).

Me? I'm also a university student right now working on my masters' thesis which should be done this summer. So yeah, not everyone on /r9k/ is a failure at life.
>Not being happy for your sister
>not offering to babysit them when they grow up a bit
>Not molesting them
OP doesn't know what he's missing
What is this the middle age? Who gives a shit about bloodline?
I do. And I'm pretty mad that every single one of my ancestors got laid and I'm the one who's gonna end the streak.
Why don't you just fucking move out and get your own place like literally everyone else in the world?

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Eurofag here.

As America becomes more non-white, you guys are going to become:

>More third world
>Higher rate of criminality and more dangerous
>Higher rate of STDs
>Lower rates of academic attainment
>Higher rates of single motherhood
>More dysfunctionality ethics/morality
>Higher rates of drug use and dependency

A lot of what /r9k/ complains about is simply the result of nigger culture becoming the dominant culture in the US through the work of the Jews: Normalization of matriarchal single motherhood (like Africa), normalization of hyper-promiscuity, muh dik/muh pussy ethics (third wave feminism) etc.

We Europeans have rising Nationalist groups.

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Is that you, Louis?
The Jew media agitate them to do this
Murica is heaven tho
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To all the pro-immigration people in the thread: carry on, enjoy your multi-cult utopias.

To their opponents (/pol/acks among them): there's no way you'll ever change their minds. Let them stew in their own feces, they'll be crying out for help a couple of decades from now when every Western nation turns into Brazil 2.0 squared. Thing is, they think they want 'diversity' because they've never had anything better. And the kikes literally do brainwash people with their psychological poisons, aided and abetted as they are by legions of traitorous shabbos goyim. We're facing the combined power of Jew industries (media, finance, diplomacy), useful idiots, race traitors, racial aliens, marxist subversives, brain-dead liberals, and all the rot of post-Enlightenment Modernity. There's no way in hell we're winning this one.

I believe this century will be our crucible. The majority of Whites will drown in an ocean of turds, willingly or otherwise. Those who remain pure will be the ones who will carry the torch. And they'll be the strongest, toughest, most resilient and racist motherfuckers on the face of the planet. Most important of all, they'll be pissed for having been relegated to a minority in their own countries. I honestly think they'll band together at one point, if only to survive and present a unified bulwark against the rest of negrified, Islamized Europe. And then the reckoning will begin: a slow, murderous process that will see the Reconquista of holy Evropa. But before we get to that, we'll have to go through god knows how many decades of pain, suffering, and anguish. So prepare for the long haul.

The Jews have had multiple evolutionary culls which eliminated the weak among them.

Whites have gotten fat and complacent, and it's time for us to taste the furnace.

We'll either snap in half and disappear, or emerge as something fearsome.
Nah. Muslims have the reproductive advantage. If we don't nip this in the bud soon there's no turning back. White people don't want to procreate anymore.

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>He doesn't use yik yak to bully normies
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So much degeneracy among people in my city...

Also seriously fuck this voting system.
nothing wrong with voting system. its your fault for not having enough friends :^)
Story of my political career
Yak is dead in my area

Fucking hell but I actually started using the word "roastie" allot and its caught on with other normies, feel proud.
Tell me how you did it. How did you insert it into a conversation?

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Why is getting a gf so hard?
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too scared to talk to girls, im in same boat

>do all the work

Meanwhile women do fuck all and have hundreds of guys interested in them
the problem here is not women, it's desperate faggots
Because you're on /r9k/. I only come here to shitpost and read autism stories but actually leaving the house, taking care of your appearance, finding people who are interested in you and share your same hobbies, that helps. If you've spent the last 4 years on this board inbetween LoL and MtG games chances are you're not in great shape and you might need to lower your standards a bit, because you aren't gunna nail that 8/10 until you improve yourself.

I met my fiance at a 5K, we talked before the race and after and now 4 years later we're planning a wedding for late summer. Shitposting on 4chan isn't gunna get you a girl.
>You just gotta be confident, bro

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TL;DR I'm unfortunate enough to live with a narcissistic legbeard with no hygiene. Help?

>Need house mate to offset high rent cost
>Decide to be a fucking retard and find someone on my city subreddit
>Do a quick background check. They seem pretty good. Even has a boyfriend so it makes it less awkward

Red flag missed no 1: her now ex boyfriend didn't want to move in with her

>She moves in
>Pays rent
>Slowly makes a big deal of it
>Sends me screenshots of her dwindling bank account
>No job, savings almost dried up

"Oh anon, I'm trying my hardest" she groans while sipping a bottle of beetus and watching Skins over and over.

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This seems like the easiest option.
>People fix themselves or they don't.
Then again, we're pretty good as subtly fucking with people's minds.

What effect do you want to come out of this, OP? Do you feel the need to fix her or do you want her to be somebody else's problem?
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This OP. Kick her out and don't fall for the crocodile tears. Collect her final payment and evict her. If she does not leave, you can call the police on her for trespassing on private property. She obviously makes enough money for rent, but keeps blowing it on booze and pizza.

>make sure she sees you do this on the way out

Well, she is claiming to be seeing a pshyc, so she is 'helping' herself to get better, but its clearly not doing anything. With all her mutterings under her breath, trying to start conversations that go no where... she is narcissistic as fuck.

I don't want to put any more time or effort than is needed into this. Fucking with her head sounds easier than fixing it. We've paid for goddamn cleaners to help, we've allowed her to use all our stuff, and she just treats is all like shit.

I want her to want to leave.


She is on the lease now. She would have to choose to move out.
By the way, if you really want to fuck with her
>leave soap or febreeze at the foot of her door
>start lighting nice smelling candles around the house
Sorry op, this bitch sounds like she has no shame and gives zero fucks about anything. I would charge her for the cleaning people who cleaned the shitstains. Take her to court to evict her, it's your only option.
Perfect, tell the judge you feel like you and your family feels threatened by her condition
>keeps talking to herself
>whatever else you can rack up against her

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>Found out that long distance girlfriend used to be in another long distance relationship, and she used to masturbate with the guy

She didn't reveal her side through audio, video or pictures. She says she never loved the guy truthfully.
But I can't help but imagine the things he said to her and what she said back. I can't even talk to or desire her sexually anymore because of this.
What the fuck do I do?

Fuck my life
I want to go back
is this a joke?
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OP, I know this feel.

My first in-person romance was with a chick who I would go on dates with, shopping, walks, sex, and all that good stuff. But before her there was another who I dated online and I learned the same thing. She and I were mutual friends with a guy who she actually cammed for. It sucked, but that's the nature of relationships. Whether it's at the same time she's dating you, before, or shortly thereafter, there will be another male.

In retrospect, I can't say it was that big a deal in the larger scheme, but I totally understand why it bothers you. Where I found a positive is that it was my frustration and separation with the online girl that allowed me to later find someone in the real world and finally lose my virginity at 22. Of course, this girl ended up being disloyal too. So so much for that.

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Asian girls:
>Small tits
>Not good ass
>smaller vagina
Not even good fucks, why are yellow fever people so stupid
>Implying I don't have a thing for skeletons.
>Implying tits and ass don't ruin all those bones I could be feeling up.
>Implying I want my dick to fit.

Nigga, I see you tried, and tried good at that. But really?

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Who /ChadWhoBrowsesr9kJustToLaughAtVirgins/ here?

>got 130 matches on tinder in a week (only get about 3 a day now though due to the stupid "LOL U CAN ONLY LIKE 30 PEOPLE A DAY UNLESS YOU PAY 500 A MONTH"
>8/10 face
>broad as fuck shoulders
>Perfect straight teeth
>Beautiful brown eyes
>Little dick sucking lips
>hairy as fock arms
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ape lovers thats what they are
>woman finding that attractive

The toppest of lels, woman dont want some kind of circus freak they all prefare guys who are up to there own height at around 5'6-5'9, anything taller and your fucked
>woman being 5'6-5'9

Where im from a lot of woman are 5'10 or above
i cant wait til every last normie is wiped off the face of the planet

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