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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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How many past sexual partners is a deal breaker for a woman to be gf material? What about wife? Do you think the amount of sexual partners you've personally had affects your judgement?
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>>46177664
>Having a gf in the first place

What the fuck are you doing here?
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Anything between 0 and infinite is fine. Literally doesn't matter at all
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>>46180640
if this is enough to "end you" then you weren't that strong to begin with maybe?
>>46180347
>Because men and woman function differently when it comes to reproducing. A woman cannot under any circumstance bore the children of lets say 15-30 men within the the time frame she's futile, while men can father dozens of children in his lifetime. So, it'll be in HIS best interest to spread his speed to as many woman as possible and this is backed up by basic fucking biology pointing at this ability.
While to defend promiscuous women, all you can go is "Well women enjoy sex to!!" as if her enjoying riding the dick of a lot of different guys leads to any furthering of her reproducing.
It comes down to who can profit more off fucking a lot of the opposite sex. Unlike >>46179947 (You), I understand this.
All of this has been rendered redundant by birth control. Women now have the biological ability to fuck anyone they want with minimal consequences outside of STIs.
>Accusing? God no, I'm just stating the obvious. A woman with a anti slutshame agenda isn't hard to spot.
Like pottery, it's all part of some agenda.
>I'm simply stating plain truths
Your opinion isn't the truth laddio.
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>>46181272
You faggots keep repeating this like a broken record.
It's 2018, /r9k/ has been filled with non virgins for years.
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>>46180725
man you got me
>>46180724
Sleep around and you increase the chance of STIs, regardless of sex. How is that "high value"?

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Ebin will soon be back edition
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>>46180654
Absolutely breathtaking, lod. Truly amazing.
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>>46181227
It's literally the exact opposite mate.
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>>46181290
tbqh its one of the best pictures i have
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>>46181243
I'm not even him, but i did tell honk about sp and to tease and flirt with him for a laugh
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>>46181227
japanese == korean >>>>> chinese
>>46181279
Night night spaghettichan
>>46181284
>doesnt realise gaywatch camp was homosexchad training
You missed out lad

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>woops the grass is one inch too long better spend ten thousand dollars on a grass cutting device and fuel and spend hours getting the grass down to the socially acceptable level at 5 a.m. so I can wake everyone up
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I don't cut the grass. The neighbors don't like it because tall grass somehow lowers their property value. These boomer normalfags are so dumb.
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>tfw everyone makes fun of us because we use a manual mower

I don't get it it cuts the grass fine and isn't loud
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>>46180880
Needing to fit in is normiecore,
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>>46180880
>he doesn't salt the earth and make a rock garden
>one time expense to make it look zen and shit
>every couple of years just sprinkle more shit on the rocks to kill any weeds from growing between the rocks

your move lawnfags
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>>46180880
>$10000
>"hey guys im a neet who doesnt know anything about working outside or the cost of things but let me preach to you"

Looking for an egf
Requirements
>must be white
>must not be fat
>must be a virign
>must have dark hair
>must have a cute smile
>must have thicc thighs
if you meet my standards or look like pic related than congratulations you're my new gf
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>must be white

why do all of u always write this on here

racist ass crackas
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>>46181193
Nobody wants to date a monkey.
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>>46179835
What this guy said but
>must be an actual girl, not a girl (male)
Asians and blondes are fine too.
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>>46179835
>must be white
This is why non-white women are robots.
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>>46181292
^this desu though I'm not white so I don't want to sully the blondes

Is this place still plagued with Intp's and Intj's or is full of pseudonormies now?
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>>46181094
would you stop posting that fucking picture?
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>>46181131
Originally speaking? No. I mean it's not as if these threads aren't just circlejerking and reposting content everyone's seen before.
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>>46179832
>be ISTP
>can only get emotional from listening to certain songs
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>>46180932
Guess so, I wouldn't call them misunderstood. INTP/J seem to be the misunderstood types. Many people classified as ISTP have antisocial personality disorder tendencies and ISFP can't handle any stress at all. Tough luck, life today is stressful.
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I'm a mix of INFP and ENFP any deep memes or predictions about my personality you can make?

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What is the right religion?
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>>46181231

One of them has to be right though. It's a fact that god exists, and a religion being right makes more sense than no religions being right, but which one is it?
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>>46181202
>atheism

>>46181250
>it's a fact that god exists
[citation needed]
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>>46181202
I dont know I am an atheist it seems but

I visited rome and I attended many church gatherings. It felt very boring.

I visited istanbul and I saw muslims praying. It felt very boring.

I visited Tibet and there was a big fucking wheel like my pic. People were turning it together and they were chanting some words. I joined them and for the first time in my life I felt some kind of energy about doing religious stuff.
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>>46181202
Christianity, originalino
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>>46181202
my religion of course

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>be me
>24yo femanon
>pregnant
>mfw
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>>46170373
is it black?
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>>46170373
Im jealous

>>46170418
You really should. You are about to kill a baby. What is inside you is a human from its conception.

If you argue it is not human because it is still developing, you should consider that until the age of ~21 no one is finished developing. If you think it is wrong to kill children it should be wrong to kill that baby
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>>46179177
>Not letting you kill your child makes me a virgin
>Implying virginity is a bad thing
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You will regret it OP, I know I did.
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Is human life even really that precious? I mean seriously.

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I really wanna go to a Massage Parlor
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>>46180900

i would legit spend a rack on Lei
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OP here, I was talking about a getting a regular massage idk why this devolved into a prostitution thread. I just want to feel human touch Ive been alone for years and I havent felt it for so long.
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>>46181220
Yeah, why is everyone such a pervert?
I'm op too
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>>46181101
http://13wham.com/news/local/police-illegal-massage-parlor-in-gates-shut-down-after-3-hours
Whatevuh
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>>46180900

*rings*
>"Hello? Hi is Lei working tonight? When do you close? 10, ok book me with Lei for 90 minutes at 9:45. Thanks"

In honor of father's day, anyone ever fantasized about cucking their dad? My dad's a prick and my parents have been divorced for years, but for a long time I've fantasized about cucking him if they were still together. I mog him and my mom adores me which just adds fuel to the fire. I already have a momcest kink but fucking my mom and cucking my dad sends me over the edge.
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>>46180267
I think that's the thing that holds everybody back. Even if they aren't feeling guilt from cucking their dad they'll probably feel some shame or guilt from just fucking their mom.
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>>46180366
Not so great when it happens IRL.

>>46180383
Mom was wrong for doing it but I feel the worst about dad. The fact that they're still together and it will just be a secret to our graves bothers me.
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>>46180637
I wouldn't beat yourself up over it too bad. You were a kid and she was your mom. The responsibility rests on her foremost.
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>>46180267
Only happened once?
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>>46181033
It only happened during that period of time but during that time we had an ongoing affair it wans't just once.

>>46180831
Sure but I still feel bad for dad, and about the fucked up situation in general.

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Do most men really peak at 30-35 or is that just MGTOW Reddit boomer cope?
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>>46180807
The easiest time for most people to get laid is without a doubt college. The only reason idiot red pilled redditors feel differently is because they finally managed to shack up with a chubby 6/10. It's a homeless guy finding a hundred dollar bill on the ground situation.

Look buddy I'm already 27. I spend 60 hours wagecucking in an office. Yeah I have a bit more digits in my bank account but so what? I might occasionally get laid but no more than I was back in college.
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>>46180067
Thats the age women settle for guys with bank accounts instead of getting plowed by broke chads
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>>46180067
Physically yes, career wise, they should be at senior level
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>>46181034
>I might occasionally get laid but no more than I was back in college.
Fucking normalfag, get the fuck off my board! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>46181034
You obviously aren't using your situation to your advantage. Dumb shit normalfaggot queer.

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Dear Anna,

It's becoming harder and harder as the days go by to continue to pretend that you exist.

I can't convince myself.

I can't stop my mind wandering into the past.

I truly miss the days I had you in my life, you made more of a difference to me than you'll ever know, and it kills me that you're no longer around. I can't stand it. I'm a broken person.

- J
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>>46180770
Fair dos. I still think they're all faggots and deserve all of the anguish they claim to have.
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>>46180546
I have mentioned it before but the problem is I never believe anything he says. I have never been with someone before and I have a hard time trusting him. I will try to keep an open mind, thank you for talking to me.

>>46180586
I don't really believe the meme about women being too old, but in this case I think it's a reasonable worry. He is significantly younger than me, but if what you said about people being pretty set on knowing if they want kids by 25 does give me some hope. I mean I don't expect it to ever last long enough for my scenario to happen, but it still worries me. I get your point about trying to make it work if I'm going to an hero anyway, though; it makes a lot of sense. Thank you for being so helpful. I appreciate it.

>>46180601
>>46180601
>right, exactly, you're never killing yourself you're just a validation seeking cunt
>>has people who love her and feels entitled to whine to robots
How is it attention seeking to not post my suicide online? Are you okay, anon? It sounds like you need a hug. Also, I'm certain no one loves me, I only said I wouldn't post suicide just in case someone cares. I don't know who it would be but you never know.
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>>46181164
blah blah blah
to spell it out in short enough words for you, you're seeking validation from the anons here by beaking about your fictional suicide
fuck off and die or don't
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>>46181164
I'm always happy to help try to make sense of stuff.

P.S. don't feed the trolls with any amount of seriousness on your part; it's a bad idea.
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To lots of people, but mainly to myself
I forgot I talked to your sister, it was intimate. That I knew your sister. I probably embarrassed myself due to talking about my obsessions. I miss all of you, even if youre all randoms online, idk. You found your green pasture for real, and there's no mood whiplash here, X, I know you're open about your online presence, so no surprise or big deal. I'm happy I get to check up on all of you, even though it's creepy. I don't want any of you to read this. My only happiness is seeing what happens, for my own reasons. I know it's selfish of me but it's fine. It just brings me peace you're alive,

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Reminder: Chad ALWAYS wins. Women are literally programmed from birth to be Chad's property and sex slaves. They won't love anyone but Chad, even if they deny it. Improving yourself, looksmaxing, getting rich, they're all copes. While you try to get ripped and improve your fashion sense, Chad is already a mile ahead of you and he didn't have to do a thing. All that effort will be wasted once you realize Chad can have any girl, including the girl you were after, without lifting a finger. Being Chad is all genetics and things were already decided from birth as the genetic lottery dictated.
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>>46180806
Well that's why you kill him. Way back when you could be able today o that but because of "muh right to life" we can't do that anymore. At least if we could kill for what we want we'd ethier die trying or be successful. Now we have to "play fair XD" so obviously we can't win.
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>>46180806
You forgot that Chad is capable of loving everyone... Chad's a man of honor and empathy, a symbol of idealism
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>>46180806
Lol not at all. You just do the confidence meme. I'd literally put a 1000$ bucks on the line that you couldnt even get a nudey pic out of my wife regardless of who you are/pretend to be

Because I went out with confidence and found the perfect gal
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>>46181148
>He actually thinks this
Hahahaha yeah and Stacie's are empathy and purity incarnate,right?
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>>46181286
Stacy is different from Chad

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>tfw I'm so lonely that I'm unironically considering going gay
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>>46180889
literally me, i kinda realised girls wld never go for me so I embraced it. since i have, its been good ngl
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>>46180889

Gay men are just as annoying and stupid as women. Just go asexual and focus on more important stuff like hobbies and 4chan.
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>>46181274
I had a similar experience sleeping with a morbidly obese chick
You never really come back from it, and it just makes the original loneliness worse.
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>>46181289
Impossible unless you castrate yourself
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>>46180889
I downloaded grindr but I'm too scared to make an account and get recognised

I'm not gay, I just want a blowjob off someone who is passably feminine.


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