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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

Don't leave me alone
I'm crying on my phone
Can you tell me something
That I wanna know?

I don't feel
Like I'm ill
That's how you
Make me feel
Let me be
How I feel
You don't know
How it feels

When I'm lonely in my bed

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not bad, not amazing. 6.5/10 prose
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Uh, hang in there, champ
Maybe things will get better
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You say you're all alone
When you call me on the phone
And you say you need love
Can you *Gec* to me now?
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>>62594413
>rhyming feel with feel
Trash desu I had better bars in the margins of my basic physics class notes as an obese emo Fall Out Boy obsessed 10th grader
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>>62594413
>I don't feel
>Like I'm ill

>That's how you
>Make me feel
>Let me be
>How I feel

>You don't know
>How it feels

Talk bitch

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Autistic love is the best kind of love
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>>62594529
Jesus christ this is awful dribble written by pining zoomer autists with their cock in their hand.
If this becomes mainstream i'm deleting my Apu folder.
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>>62594529

imma take a sip real quick

>same anon as:
>>62594436
>>62594506
>>62594379
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>>62594552
don't do that. That was before all this
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>>62594552
Why don't you want our fren to be happy?
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>>62594506
Christ man I wish I was you.
Pure love like that is so hard to find.
Treasure it and treasure her, you've literally won the game of life. Nothing tops what you have, believe me, I've had it once before too, and a great many other things.

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If you don't like Latinas, you're a fag
>smooth caramel skin
>shiny black hair
>neat brown pussy
>nice brown asshole
>small to medium feet with soft soles
>gorgeous faces
>nice milkers and brappers
They are cute as fuck and have nice features.
The only bad thing, most of them are wannabe blacks and constantly say nigga, bruh, deadass, facts, no cap, we was, etc.
But if you find one who is not like that, they're the best
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>>62593516
fuck yeah! that doggystyle view is beautiful
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>>62593490
They're influenced by black social media
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>>62593761
yeah she was a 10/10 in her prime
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>>62591319
>My mom gave me a Latina fetish
Wait...what?
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I really like Latinas.
I want to eat a nice Latina butthole

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WILL POST PICTURE AFTER I SLIT MY WRIST
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make sure to cut a swastika
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>>62585172
Algeria now owns this thread.
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>>62585172
trying again.
rerollu
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>>62585172
let's fucking try this again
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>>62594554
>>62594489
>>62594480
>>62594471
>>62594467
>>62594463
are you people retarded, look at
>>62594443

can you faggots not do simple math? there arent going to be any quads anytime soon

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asking for a friend dfgdf

what the fuck is wrong with the fucking shitty ass usa

how the fuck do we have 20x the incarceration rate of any other place? why the fuck is this place such a god damn shit hole
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The legal system is fraudulent and broken; the law is corrupt and worthless. They'll actually put people in jails for petty offenses like drugs or drunk driving. The point of it all is to make more profit for those who claim ownership to the means of production.
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Because we put people in jail for victimless crimes. Legalize ALL drugs, and instead of spending money on privatized prisons and the DEA's budget, spend it on voluntary rehabs. Prohibition didn't work back in the day, and it doesn't now. Just ask my heroin addict cousin.
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People like you who think its bad

You've never even lived in a worse country yet you judge. Fuck you. Be grateful.
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>>62594547
Fuck you, ESL. You don't know shit.
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>>62591935
Drug war
Reagan and the cia sold crack to the inner cities
then locked them up for it
Basically all around retarded boomer passivism
yes you should be locked up for a plant no you should be allowed to put stuff in your body if you want

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How you doing Druggies. Day 3 sober, only two more days and I'll finally get high, cant wait.
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>>62590557
this
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2664574/
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Does it take an absurd amount of benzos + alcohol to kill? i've combined them at least 1000 times and never even felt close to death, put weed into the mix and it's like i'm in another world
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edibles not workin whyyy
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>>62594497
how long has it been since eating? also what's the dosage
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>>62594546
I took one thats supposedly 68mg per piece about 2 hrs ago... an then I took another like 30 mins ago from a different package that says '500mg' but nothing ab the mg per piece
do I have something fucked up with my metabolism or whatever thats all I see when i try to search it up

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im 18 and virgin
my friend gave me the instagram of a girl that said shes interested
i texted her just saying "hey" but ive never texted with a girl in a context like this.
so what should i talk about, like do non virgin anons have advice?
my plan is to talk about a movie she saw which i can tell she saw becaues its posted on her instagram recently.
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>>62594130
Try asking her what kind of shit she's into and then having a conversation about it.

Don't go all autistic and dominate the conversation. Talk about her for a bit, if there's a gap in conversation, bring up something that you enjoy that sounds like she might enjoy it too. If shit goes well, before you go to sleep or watch a movie or whatever, tell her that you've got to go but you enjoyed talking to her a lot. Women love that shit. Next time you hit her up ask if she wants to do something like talk on the phone while y'all watch a movie at the same time or do some kind of activity like that together
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>>62594273
solid advice
>t. have had 3 gfs
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>>62594130
Why the fuck are you asking the board with the reputation for the most virgins.
Go ask /b/ or /adv/ instead retard.
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>>62594130
I can help. First of all, In the initial texting phase, it's important to be upfront and honest about what you want, and be quick to tell her what you want. After she responds to your hey, tell her something like "I find X really interesting about you, I think we should hang out sometime, what do you think?" And that X should be something about her that isn't obvious to her that you're just feeding her a line. If she says yes, pick a time and place, and ask if that works for you, and tell her you'll see her then. Any conversation between then and now is gravy at this point. Assuming things have gone well and she said yes, you should have your date scene planned out, as well any spots along the way. If you're wondering what to talk about, think of all the cool shit you've ever done, from ghost stories to near death experiences, to a skill you've mastered. Like this >>62594273 guy said, don't just dominate the conversation, let her add to it and segway from there. Another important thing. You're gonna be nervous, and maybe feeling a little desperate. Suppress this feeling as much as possible. It'll show through a little to her, but as long as you can maintain a conversation and keep a smile on her face she'll think you're adorable. When the date's over, what I like to do is take a girl somewhere to 'explore' and make physical advances there to fuck. Adds magic for them, and a good reason for you to get handsy. It's important that you make these advances when you want to, because if she's still smiling and hanging on your words, she's yours and she's waiting for you to make that move. Try to watch her body language as much as possible so you don't totally misread the situation. Finally, don't be afraid to take an L. Her power lies in your fear of what she's gonna do, and without that fear, she can't get in your head. You got this buddy, I'll try to answer specifics if I can, I hope I covered everything
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>>62594519
Jesus Christ you might just have the worst post formatting I've ever seen.

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Only went and forgot the subject didn't I edition
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>>62589302
Hopefully she calls you the vile paedophile that you are and dumps you on the spot before you get any further in this relationship. Creepy fucker.
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how does train and bus fare work? If I take a train then continue on a bus will I have to pay for both of them individually?
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>>62594439
yeah. they're separate things lad.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2511185/Woman-falls-love-slimmer-saw-Supersize-vs-Superskinny--theyre-marry.html

Have you ever had a girl randomly add you on facebook, fall in love with you and then you married her?
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>>62594478
how about switching train stations between different train operating companies? Does that mean I have to pay even more?

I see the local schitzos and autists celebrating retard spree shooters like Elliot Rogers and Choi, but not a single thread about Jefferey Spaide

>Graduated college with not one, but two degrees; both STEM
>retired Navy Veteran
>ran marathons and stayed in shape in his spare time
>despite his accomplishments, he was still childlless
>no wife
>no friends whatsoever
>neighbors hated him even though he kept to himself
>highly possible it was because of jealously
>start harassing him and bully him
>this goes on for yrs
>start off with little shit like stealing his mail
>key scratching his car
>taunting and yelling at him

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>>62590154
Why are people living vicariously through murderers here? Save your power fantasies
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>>62590154
Were they all drunk? I can relate to all three of them while drunk and angry.
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>>62593876
because they're pussy faggots and they know they could never do it themselves. their lives are miserable and they've given up hope, but they're too cowardly to go through with anything themselves whatsoever. all you can really do is pity them
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>>62594453
You sound miserable as shit.
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>>62594500
i sound miserable because i think it's pathetic to salivate over some dude who wasted a couple of idiots? you're a mongo

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Ask a schizophrenic anything, no questions are off-limits.
Lain time
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>>62594228
What makes you not want friends?
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it's schizo time! uwu

Have you ever written an interrupt routine?
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>>62594460
A combination of not being able to keep up a relationship and not trusting their intentions.
>>62594479
I don't know what that is so no
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>>62593699
Do you get the feeling this site is some giant mk ultra test? I mean it's founder did fuck off to google.
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>>62594228
>I don't even want friends.
Do you have any relationships with other people then? Even your family?

Also, how long have you had to deal with this? When was the onset?

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When did you stop being a kissless virgin?
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>>62594451
Who cares you're still a normalfaggot
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>>62594451
> I guarantee I'm just as much a robot now as you
Ah yes, the sex having normalfag who lost its virginity at 15 is just as much a robot as virgins.

No, retard, you're a normalfag
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>>62594517
Sorry to hear that. You don't sound too bitter about the break up which is of course good. Where did you meet her if you don't mind me asking?
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Made out with my ex at 18 and dry humped each other. Lost my virginity a few years ago to a hooker. Almost 28 and I have no idea how to interact with women in a sexual capacity. I'm too much of a degenerate these days anyway.
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>>62594532
Met her on 4chan, if you can believe that. Posted in a friend's thread on /soc/ because I was lonely and was just looking for someone to talk to. She ended up messaging me and one thing led to another and I met the love of my life. Wasn't even something I was looking for at the time, it just sort of happened

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do you wish for something
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>>62591926
For 50 million USD
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>>62594319
Why would you long for death? You're too kind and lovely!
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>>62591926
An accident that hopefully kills me quick
I don't mind suffering a bit if death is guaranteed shortly after
Long as its an accident my family can blame god/life/whatever the fuck and move on
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>>62594475
fuck thats a lot of money what woudl you do with it
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>>62591926
An imaginary girlfriend.




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