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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
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Does anyone want to trade?
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>>26376020
The quote should have become for "while dancing manically". You're terrible at structuring sentences
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i ll give a couple for trade.
flame skin pepe
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extra glitchy pepe.
the glitchiest pepe
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>>26376121
Kind of looks like exposed muscles
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>>26376137
I'll trade you a vapor pepe

Its a great hobby for robots
>hunting down your tendies
>going to the range alone to keep your mind off depression and on your groupings for a while
>cleaning your gun and being a productive neet
>defense against normie hordes
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>>26375094
I own a few rifles and a shotgun. I agree that it is a satisfying hobby however the costs have risen rapidly over the last few years. When I got trap shooting the cost every time I pull the trigger is about .30 cents not including the cost to get out there and back. If you want to shoot cheaply .22 used to be the way to go, now it's almost impossible to find ammo where I live.
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I have 3 stripped receivers that I plan to build into rifles at some point. I've been meaning to buy more rifles and buy some handguns, but I don't have a car, so getting rifles will be a bit of a pain. Also, I think I need to get a state ID before I can buy a gun. my last learners permit expired years ago. As for handguns, I live in The Democratic People's Republic of Maryland where I need to get a "Hand Gun Qualification License" before I can buy hand guns.
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>>26375275
It's a federal law, everywhere you live you need to be 21. I am sure California sucks though.
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>>26375540
Plenty of ranges throughout the UK m8, there is a bit more paperwork you have to go through to get a rifle rather than a shotgun though.
The laws around what you can and cannot have are a bit retardsd though: you could own a .50 BMG sniper rifle if shoot at a club that can accommodate it, but having even a tiny .22 Olympic pistol is a guaranteed trip prison.
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My mom won't let me even though she has a gun license. She won't say it but I think she thinks I'll kill everyone if we own a gun. Instead she just uses it to go on weekend shooting trips I'm not invited to.

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Ah, evening there wagie.

Just finished composing my 3rd symphonic arrangement from the comfort of my own bed while you were slaving away at your job.

Hope you enjoy breaking your back again tomorrow to make another pretty penny for the boss man! Remember, another day, another dollar!
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>>26375978
>you guys get about half that every month
I gladly give that up for full independence.
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>>26375995
>hasn't met Demiurge face to face
>im free XDD
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>>26375947
I'll have you know that a NEET in Australia, or any other social democracy for that matter, makes more money than 80-85% of people on the planet. I'm 28 and live with my girlfriend in a cute inner city apartment. We collect neetbux.
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>>26375995
Independence?
most of you live in your mom's basement,that aint independence.
someone else is helping you out,which aint independence
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>>26376129
>most of you live in your mom's basement
Well, idk about my fellow neets but personally I live on my own in an apartment. Feels great to live in a country that cares about you ;)

If you're ugly,fat, or weird and women don't want you, what makes you think that you deserve a girlfriend?
I mean, think about it, if you were a 10/10 girl, do you really think that you would go out with yourself, instead of Chad?

No one is entitled to another person, as far as I know.
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>>26375801
You too man.
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Fresh robot autism in this thread.

To you robots who think that everybody (you) is entitled/deserving of a gf, and can't get one because of XYZ reasons, you're already so far up your ass it's not even worth discussing getting a gf
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>>26375739
get the fuck outta here with your world state bullshit
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deserve is a word that shouldn't exist
it is a meaningless and intrinsically absurd notion based on fairytale conceptions of reality
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>>26375695
>So you're arguing that being entitled to something is somehow distinct from deserving something?
entitled: a person who believes they must be given something
deserving: a person who meets the requirements to get something
thats my understanding

If we argue with the assumption that deserving is something subjective, then the argument normies make "why do you deserve a girlfriend" falls apart.
when normies ask this question they are implying that there is some criteria that you must meet, and that the reason they have a girlfriend is because
they meet that criteria, at which point I make the argument that I do meet their criteria. Sure you can claim, nobody deserves a girlfriend, but then the normies have no moral authority
to claim that they got one through hard work

There is a moral consensus as to who deserves what and thats what the arguments by both parties are based on

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You're not seriously learning Japanese are you?
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>>26375786
Also make good use of the example sentences function of websites like jisho.org to try and get a feeling of in what situation people actually use that grammar etc
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>>26376021
I can understand a lot of Japanese in context, my main problem is production of grammar
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>>26375890
At work in Tohoku I'm afraid.
Least I have a 4 day weekend coming up.
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>>26376101
I'd recommend getting texts that teach grammar, practice writing sentences, and if you can, have a native check them. Helped me a lot.
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I am. Almost done with Flyable Heart. Not sure what to read next though. FH is pretty easy now

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>Chad makes thread on /r9k/ where we can ask him questions
>thread gets deleted by mods

THEY DON'T EVEN WANT US TO SUCCEED IN LIFE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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/fit/ is not Chad by any stretch of the imagination. They're doing that to try and improve themselves to get a girlfriend (or sometimes for health reasons) and that's not something a Chad makes a conscious effort towards. They're like me or you but with more drive.
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>>26375933
i just found the vehicle one: http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26368716
i don't remember the wordings of the other ones well enough to look them up in the archive, but they were no more worthless than most of the threads here and should not have been deleted
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>>26376001
>post deleted
HE'S HERE

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>>26376097
Dude, that's a shitty roll thread. That's literally /b/ tier.
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>>26375714
Yes you do you worthless oger.

Does anyone here know the biological/circumstantial reasons that people get sad?

How many different kinds of sadness are there?

I know of ennui and apathy, is there any I'm missing?
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>>26375250
Sadness is supposed to generate a bias in avoiding behavior. There are no differnt kinds of sadness that I know of; it is a universal emotion though, that is, it is seen in various cultures all over the world.
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>>26375250


You need your sadness. I know it hurts robot.

I know you want to stuff it down.

But don't.

You have to feel the sadness.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNPau7gl3Go
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>>26375289
Its an acronym
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>>26375289
There are different kinds though, limerance is a completely different sadness than say nostalgia
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Bump. I need help with this guys.

I'm making something for us

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>"Works at Model"
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>tfw I dropped the ball with a qt that was visibly disgusted when her friend said she had sex with a black guy
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>""""barista"""" at starbucks
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>reads books

It's always some teenage garbage that they should have grown out of already or fictional garbage for "nerds".

And the worst part is that they derive a superiority complex from reading this fucking trash. They think it makes them more cultured than the common pleb or some shit.
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>>26375509
I knew a chick who would always mention she's a "passionate reader" and loves literature. Turned out that this "literature" is nothing but disgusting fanfics about some emo band and she didn't read anything else.

I don't demand or expect people to have some insane interest and knowledge in classical literature from around the world, but when they pose themselves as "readers" and all they've ever read was some shit like 'how to break-up with your bf" or, god forbid, fanfics that just makes me fucking sick.

I wonder if reading 4chin posts counts as reading a decent book
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>>26371536
Why don't you people like taller girls? They're legs are pretty and slimmer and they have nicer feet

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If Elliot Rodgers was full Asian, would he have been cucked?

Althought Asians grow up in strict families, their parents are attentive. Hapas grow up in families that are both neglectful and inattentive.
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>>26376047
>So you think that if Elliot had the exact same face and personality but was tall, he could have been laid?
But that's not possible because his personality was partly as a result of his height. Had he been taller then his personality would not have been the same.
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>>26376065
I don't think so. 5'8'' is only 2 inches below the white average. 6'6'' is 8 inches above. At some point, being abnormal is much worse. I remember the OKCupid data where guys 6'-6'1'' had the most dating opportunities and the matches dropped precipitously for men over 6'4''.
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>>26375163
No, he would've just blended in with the other Asians at school and get an assigned Asian gf from friend groups.

Halfies get no such help.
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>>26376093
No one wants an "average" man, below average is even less desirable. Women want big 6'6 giants so they can feel protected and feminine, that's why athletes with similar physiques are popular with women prior to financial success.
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>>26376093
>Being 6'6 is worse than being 5'8
Kek. There are literally no downsides of being that tall. You have to add alot more height before it becomes a negative.

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who /weed/ here?

>tfw I just picked up the dankest shit possible

feels comfy brehs
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>>26374372
go where all the 19 year old kids hang out, and bus stations. Also look your city up on webehigh
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Anyone feel fucked up after smoking for a long time then stopping?

I get depression and really bad depersonalization when I stop smoking the devil's lettuce after a long stretch of degeneracy.
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>tfw waiting to smoke in case my insurance company calls and want to take a statement
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>tfw jacking off while high
is this how sex feels?
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>>26376116
>devil's lettuce
>degeneracy
>depression and really bad depersonalization

jesus man it's just weed not heroin, I quit literally overnight after a decade of smoking and nothing changed,

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>tfw I was doomed from birth
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I have a girlfriend but I feel sad I'm not as alpha as the mixed guy on my floor, he fucks literally all the white girls and ignores the black. I want white girls too, I can pass for mixed but have a shitty personality and next to no height.

Could also benefit from some better clothes
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>tfw I'll never have warm boipussi on my black dick

It's a terrible feel. I just want someone to fuck, cuddle, and watch shitty movies, tv shows and play gaymes with.

>tfw black and autistic
>tfw not even trans or gay people want anything to do with you

There's literally no hope for me.
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>>26375943
Don't black guys have a pretty strong gay community? The "down low" shit or whatever?
Go for it, anon.
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>>26375325
my condolences negro
kek
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>>26376041
Nah not really, I don't think so? Faggotry is looked down upon in the Black community. Besides I don't want anything to do with other blacks...not in a racist sense but because they tend to bring more drama in relationships and shit. I'd rather avoid all of that if I could. My life is shit enough without the added drama.

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Post your qts robots.

:3
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>>26373762
She's actually worse looking than most girls in this thread, I don't care if you guys call her Stacy or not, whatever the fuck that means, she just has a ton of make up on, sure she's above average but she's nothing special.
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I'm losing the willpower to post these. I'm gonna abandon thread, sorry I couldn't be of more assistance.
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>>26372545
She's not cute.
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>>26376110
you aren't cute either

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Girls, are you attracted to your dad?
Guys, are you attracted to your mom?
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>>26375941
>google skype name
>result for a hentai foundry forum username

Nice try, degenerate.
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>>26376052
that one's not me senpai, but what the hey

>R O A S T E D
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The kind of banter i have with my mom.
How she would hold me as a child.
How I view and treat breasts and the fact I like pubic hair on women is probably a result of seeing my mom naked, and breast feeding.
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>>26375604
Are you the girl whose brother is fucking her mom? How's shit going with you lately?
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>>26376112
Oh god this whole post.

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From years of struggling with my sexuality and fapping to traps, shemales, transgenders, ladyboys, newhalfs, etc, I realized it becomes less confusing if you think of them as men. You are fapping to men who look like women.
Eventually my interested peaked and I started to fap to guys with other body types. I don't mind dicks, it's matters more of what that dick is attached to.

Am still straight though...
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>>26375556
It's not even that. When i found tranny porn for the first time it was arousing. Like finding futanari in real life.

I guess am mostly straight then.

I think it's also we scare ourselves, like "This is a guy so why am i so aroused? But it looks like a female, but it has a dick."
Even though I say to myself, they're women, it just gets more confusing, even for pre-ops, cause you can still see masculine features.

>>26375763
Yea, I like cute attractive people, people objectively like attractive people, everything else is semantics

>>26375824
>how are you straight?
I've never carried out homosexual attraction in real life. Women always capture my attention.
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I used to fap to futanari exclusively 4 years ago, then I took the next step and fapped to gay porn felt weirded out

I met a guy my age on Craig's list let him suck my dick at midnight in a park felt really awkward and realized I wasn't gay, ran home and washed myself proper

I still laugh about it sometimes
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>>26375763
Awww he looks so cute :) and I'm here so utterly alone :( and I will always be alone :( and he will always be so cute :(
;_;
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>>26375886
>I've never carried out homosexual attraction in real life.
>real life

You whacking off to pictures of naked men is very real m8, and it's something that straight people don't do.
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>>26375901
fucking bigot


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