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We had one today, now were having another.Lets bring back /r9k/'s best thread.
Dragon witch evil chuuni edgelord wife.
ya'll got any christmas plans or plans to honor waifu?
>>83401450Boofing meth and gas station dick pills then fucking like elephants in heat.
>>83401463>like elephantsHow fat are you and waifu
>>83401528She's not fat. Elephants fuck though.
any manga that is not just fantasy slop?maybe stuff that is sad or hits you right in the kokoro.
>>83400927Aoi bungaku series
>>83401138I had a look, unfortunately it seems to be many different stories.i'm not really interested in that and want one big long story (preferably centred on one person).
>>83401427Serious answer: Shiori ExperienceUnserious answer but still kind of serious: Getter Robo
>>83401439>Shiori Experiencei feel like i don't really like it...maybe because it's about music and is slice of life. Also protagonist doesn't seem relatable to me.2 anime that may be considered slice of life that i liked are oregairu and nagi no asukara.both had romance/drama.
read soremachiit's not necessarily sad, but it will hit your feels if you have them
I've been called a femcel SO many times, but I dont really understand what that means. Explain it to me?
>>83401506I'm not one, but Everytime people post that femcel phenotype with brown hair, glasses and weird looking, I think about how I look exactly like that
>>83401506Id say a chick whos a virgin and doest get any and is too awkward or miserable for anyone to be into
>>83401565I have brown hair and glasses... (i dont wear them :3)
>>83401579I only started wearing mine this year since my eyesight has gotten significantly worse and now I can barely see. But also twinning lololol Does any anon have that picture? I never saved it
>>83401567It doesn't exist because men will still fuck the ugliest women, even more normal looking men. If they don't get dick it's probably because they don't want it. If they can't get a lasting relationship it's at least partly because female supremacy/delusional and sexual "liberation" destroyed relationships. There's no reason to have a serious relationship if reciprocated loyalty and actual love can't be guaranteed. This affects basically everyone in different ways.
the most successful indian online just had his blonde ex-wife leave him and he's now suicidebaiting despite being a multimillionaire celebrity who's respected as an authority in the world of tech and has one of the best jobs in the world while living in the first world
>>83400896nooo !!!mutasaaar nooo!!!
>>83400896still won at life compared to r9k
HOLY SHIT HE SOUNDS SO DEPRESSEDWTF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12OF8f4zZkM
if only he was blackpilled. he would have saved himself the grief. feel bad for bluepill cucks
Meh. He'll just buy an escort. Everything is gonna be fiiiiine.
Whats the easiest way to make yourself shit fast? I hate being in situations where you have to be somewhere but you haven't taken a shit and now you have to worry about taking a shit en route or in some dirty ass public toilet. Besides laxatives, ofcourse, these are too unstable and can trigger you to shit yourself all day
>>83400664not sure if fat, muscular, or both but some body weight armor is at play here
>>83400621-Drink more water throughout the day.-Try to cut off medication if you can. It can make you very constipated.-Eat more fruits.-Drink more milk and dairy products like yogurt.-Eat stuff throughout the week that can give you IBM, like beans or tomatoes mixed with cucumber.-Try to eat big meals early in the day (morning to noon) and smaller ones before going to bed. Hope it helps.
Coffee, tea, yoghurt will help. but those are preparation.If we are talking about forcing yourself in the last moment... Dont.You dont want to shit fast. The extrusion takes time, if you force it, you can injure yourself, and you will learn what "pain in the ass" actually means.Not recommended.
nigga I just eat and then poop comes outsometimes it is unbelievably painful but it always comes out
>>83400621I don't know. Shitting always takes me 20-30 minutes since I usually only shit 1-2 times per week maybe
What's your excuse for not sagging like picrel?
Bump you can't avoid answering, fembots
>>83400963My boobs aren't heavy enough I think
>>83400963My wife's tits are bigger than that and aren't even that saggy. Imagine having granny tiddies in your 20s. My ex had about the same size tits as those but they were incredibly perky for their size
Why does this dimwitted orange fuck need to make everything about himself?
>>83401485I wasn't joking though, you do seem like a lost soul who grew up in a shattered single mother family. Kids growing up with a single mother have far worse outcomes in every aspect of life, especially educationally which suits you perfectly.
>>83401517>I wasn't joking>Let me say the same thing you said to me just longer>Kids growing up with a single motherIs that excuse you use for being an incel racist loser? Daddy didn't love you?
>>83401554aww daddy left you and your whore mother? aww that's sad anon, but what are you going to do when you're genetic trash like you are??tough breaks kiddo. hopefully stepdaddy didn't rape you too badly, I hear that's common with stepfathers
>>83401572Aww he's doubling down. It's so cute when people get angry. >Genetic trashI'm 100 percent one race. I bet you can't say the same. You're probably Irish, Welsh, and Jew
>>83401595wow you're just gonna seethe like that anon? you're so transparent haha
I matched with her. Does she have good or bad genetics guys? Does she mog the other girl I matched with/
>>83401576You guys were saying she had no jaw and would be a 3/10 as a man
>>83401576Self post lmao. You look okay,
>>83401576Why do you keep matching with girls who have had their chins stolen?
>>83401594This is an app for retards with mental illnesses like me maybe retarded girls have no chins
What type of guys do these types date? I need to turn myself into the type of guy these types like
>>83401063Hot Asian men
>>83401531>rich asian men only
>>83401522yeah that's definitely it because i don't exclusively like white women even though really all i want is sex desu.it's just weird to see these stories about white girls who just looooooove black guys.i don't think its true thoughbeitI'm just gonna embrace my autism soon and also hire some hookers
>>83401541Tism is a curse, truly. It takes reps to get the hang of it.
>>83401551yeah its fucking horriblei'm slowly learning to stop pretending to me normal since it didn't get me pussy anyway.gonna where hawaiian shirts, weeb lanyards with sonic on them and cowboy hats no one was going to let me hand out backshots might as well be myself
The way you hate women and are racist I just think is like sooo cool haha. You must have really fulfilling lives with lots of friends!
>>83401575>You must have really fulfilling lives with lots of friends!Op...
>>83401575>You must have really fulfilling lives with lots of friends!No you stupid fucking normalfag
The greatest pain in this world is unrequited love.Cancer? Meh.Death of loved ones? Whatever.Nothing poisons your soul like being in love with someone who likes you only as a friend.
>>83401380>>83401413If you could just grow the fuck up a bit, you'd see that this shit you're whining about doesn't really matter. Unrequited love feels bad when you're younger. As you get older you're just like "meh.. guess i'll just go for someone else"These things only seem like a big deal at this time bc you don't have the necessary volume of life experiences yet to realize how inconsequential this shit truly is.
>>83401460I am older. I guess nothing matters cool man, woahh we're on a rock floating in space!
>>83401460It is kind of really stupid to be a grown man orbiting some woman as a "friend" while getting all mad because she's fucking who knows who but won't fuck you. It can't possibly be that deep. I could understand feeling tons of pain over getting cheated on but she doesn't fuck with you. There's nothing there for you and staying there just comes off as masochistic.
>>83401481Lol, no you aren't. Like 25 at the oldest? And if you are older then you're just very unusually mentally/emotionally undeveloped for age. But really you sound more like a 19yo, "cool man". Lol.
>>83401563No I am older than you
Discrimination edition
>>83401277Gd night friend sleep well
*hacker voice* i'm incrossy i am been accepted to Hogwarts! now i just need to go through the Sorting Hat
>>83401302>>83401361Thanks for posting these
>>83401373you're welcome lad.i just found EXACTLY what i was looking for:https://web.archive.org/web/20030608232726/http://cache.harrypotter.warnerbros.com/wandshop/swf/wandshop_a11.swfhand fun playing with your wand, anon
https://youtube.com/shorts/Gkn90Xj0n20 <33333
>just go to the gym bro>just take a shower bro>just make money broIf there are conditions that have to be met in order to gain love, then it is not love. That's just trading. Love has become transactional. Men could easily just skip all that and get a hooker, in that case. The old world is gone, love only exists as a bartering mechanism now.
>>83401546What about going to the gym for your health, taking showers for hygiene, and making money for your own security?Self improvement to help yourself instead of getting girls
Why do women desire to keep men pussy-free?
>>83401300Because its fun and selfish
>>83401300Bc it's the easiest option. Whenever something is the easiest option, expect it to be used frequently.
>Why do women desire to keep men pussy-free?They desire to keep men like us pussy-free. Chad gets it whenever he wants.
