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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
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10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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i'm short
i'm ugly
i'm dumb
i'm flat chested
no man who isn't a creep will ever like me

why was i born?
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>>41305413
no,
lurk more
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What year were you born in?
If your nipples pop out during sex most men won't care.
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>>41305265
There there. It's okay femanon. *pats your head and massages your back*
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You have to feel bad for girls like OP, she doesn't know what a beautiful angel she really is.
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I'd like you if we got along, I don't care how you look as long as you're not obese. But I doubt you'd even give me a chance. Girls like to act like no one will give them attention, and when someone does its not who they want so they block you

Does /r9k/ think wife beating is okay? Genuine question is when should physical force be used if ever
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i know i'll probably get accused of larping, but i'm a married woman and i think my marriage would be stronger and maybe even healthier if my husband hit me. too bad he's a pussy and he won't even hit back when i've hit him.
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>>41306162
No, the moment a woman becomes your wife there should be no toxicity in the relationship by beating her.

Hopefully she can keep her nature in check to not escalate things.
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>>41306397
>when i've hit him.

quit being a shit wife
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>>41306397
>too bad he's a pussy and he won't even hit back when i've hit him.
You deserve the bed you're making.
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>>41306432
yeah. i know, i'm a piece of shit. it's not an excuse, but i was abused as a child and it's hard to control myself in adulthood.

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>had at least 2 gfs
>still a virgin
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Fucked 33, none a virgin.

Almost banged an asian qt virgin but I was too much man for her.
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>>41305921
What do you mean "at least"?
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>>41306076
ever heard of motels and hotels?
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>>41305921
>>41305978

>tfw too ugly to be ever considered a beta orbiter
>tfw too poor to ever provide for a girl

See you cucks on the flipside.
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>>41306388
No cash, also lived in a semi urban area in bumfuck nowhere.

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>tfw started growing my fingernails in honor of lil peep
Anyone else start doing this? It's pretty comfy. I actually had this idea before after noticing niggers do it and thinking it would be funny but I feel it's more acceptable now and also as a tribute to Lil Peep.
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>>41306249
You're not wrong

I'm just waiting to die at this point fampai, lil peep boys
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I had long nails because of him year ago, got tired of them though
Now I'm waiting till my hair grows back a bit so I can dye half of them pink
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why lil peep even if he is dead
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>honouring some literally who meme rapper by being an unhygienic moron

why?
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agreed
why did he did this
>dumbbanna.png

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does /r9k/ like me and my daddy together?
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THANKS FAGGOT I'M GOING TO PRISON NOW
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>>41306165
My family has a pic of my dad and I kissing on the lips when I was very young, probably before elementary school age. It ain't that weird, or at least, I was not noticeably traumatized by it
>not virgin
>have had gfs
>have job
>have friends
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How did this happpen in a basketball court
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Isn't this illegal? Mods?
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>>41306292
kissing your family on the lips is fine as long as there's no tongue.

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Lonely lads alliance edition
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>>41306224
Some become tilfs and still pass, the rest an hero or just revert back to normal bumders.

>>41306253
No he used to but he is getting too old now but we travel the canals together during summer for a few weeks, he lives in with my uncle now and lets me live in the boat rent free.
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>>41306283
No he has his own mooring and it depends on the council.
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>>41306389

I'm going on my own in December, I would like to have friends I could go with too.
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>>41306389
Just go camping lad.
Solo.camping is fucking jamming lad.
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>>41306389
>want to go on holiday
>friends are flakey as fuck and keep dropping out/taking forever to respond/change their minds at the last minute

It doesn't get any better lad

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>dropped the n bomb in class last week and not in a passing comment
>no one has talked to me since or is responding to my texts
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>>41306366
They should get over it
It'll pass
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Hard R? If not, not your fault, literally everybody says it.
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>>41306366
>N bomb
Just say nigger lol
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>reading a book that says nigger in it alot
>making a PowerPoint presentation in relation to the book and one quote I'm using says nigger
>say the quote directly when presenting and see immediate looks of disgust, which makes the already hard presentation harder

Why are people like this? If I had a quote that said fuck in it and read it like that people would understand I said it because of the context of the quote, yet if it's the same thing but with the word nigger people get all assblasted about it?

I will never get to enjoy the end of the world with someone I care for. It was a great run with you, /r9k/. I wish you all peace
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>>41306353
Anon, please. Be a hero, not an hero.
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>>41306353
Wouldn't that couple have serious skin burns at that distance.
Fallout 4 made the same mistake, too.
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>>41306353
>Looking at the detonation site of the bomb
What an excellent way to go blind, not that it would really matter.
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>>41306353
Hope you have a good roll next time

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Would anyone rather sacrifice themselves instead of living a normal life?

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Who else /dehydrated/ here?

I have no sense of thirst and usually need to force myself to drink more water so I don't fucking die. My urine is pure yellow. The way I'm coping with this is I just found a beverage I enjoy (tea) and drink a few cups before going to bed. Anyone got any other advice they can help out with?
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uhhh. just drink water? is it really that hard?

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Came back after a few months, and although this board has always had a dose of normieness, it seems somehow especially strong right now. What the fuck happened?
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Once /b/ turned to shit and/or the /b/ posters grew out of it this was the only place they could go, that and /pol/ migration
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>>41306373
No. /pol/ has thr same crowd as /r9k/. Both boards are full of kissless virgin NEETs.
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>>41306363
Neogaff went down a few weeks ago, and a lot of those faggots went to /v/, so a lot of /v/ fags started spilling over.
That's at least one part.

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is it worth it to become a girly boy
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>>41301112
80s > 10s > 00s >90s
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>>41306206
This desu
oreos
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>>41302394
>>41302514
>>41303813
>>41304074
>>41306206
Why do any of you think I give a fuck? Why are you replying to me about your opinion on my filler image?
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>>41306308
Because OP is a faggot and his thread is bad.
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>>41300915
Tammy, is that you? To hell with you woman, goodbye.

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Let's scare some normies

> when you shit half in the public toilet and half on the floor
> when you eat your scabs, mucus, acne and dandruff in public
> when you go to the hospital just to show your baby dick to the doctors and nurses because 'it hurts'
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>>41306314
I love getting all high & drunk or taking a bunch of Xanax bars and wobbling around shouting nonsense in public scaring normies, parents, old people & children
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> masturbate naked with the door open
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>when you do creepy smirks and don't blink while staring at roasties
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>Finish my 10th guiness bottle
>just throw it in the air and let it smash on the ground
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>wink at roasties
>smoke around joggers
>drop my beer can on the train


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