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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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I was in Laguna Beach, California recently and saw tons of rich GIGASTACYS. All their boyfriends were tall, with full heads of hair and skinny. It hurts seeing Californmia Girls(tm) and being a subhuman in comparison to these tall rich people. How do gigastacys react to you?
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Because life is suffering, time to escape this hell anon
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Why are you there
Just pick up girls until you hit the jackpot
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>>76832983
>How do gigastacys react to you?
No idea, I live in one of the loser areas of the country with mostly fat and old people
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>>76833033
these people most likely aren't even real people. they could be AI generated, or they could be more like lifeless meat which a "god" is controlling through his omnipotence. at times life can feel hilarious, because its not actually real. the confusion happens because life is trying to tell you its real, but sorry, its definitely not real. its just lying to you.
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>>76833201
you can go into the city if you want to watch the NPCs. none of them are real lol, they're actually god. look, i wouldnt suggest you just believe that without doing any research. i'm not sure how you would even verify something like that. that would be impossible to verify.

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>>76833130
https://voca.ro/1lLWkTAJh5iv
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>>76833153
https://voca.ro/1hFL9lx5NZTo
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>>76833130
https://voca.ro/1kqbqmY92mAf
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>>76833157
https://voca.ro/19wvdG3ZJeOB
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>>76833153
Kek you're funny dude true alpha male

>see wagies with shitty jobs still having a gf
How do people that have shitty jobs manage to date and have relationships? I'm losing my mind working my job and am actively looking for a different one. I can't quit because of money, so I'm upskilling in the meantime and relax with hobbies.

I'm honestly frustrated and dissatisfied most of time. I can't imagine having a partner because my frustration will just rub off. How the fuck do they do it? I hear "if you want something, you will make time for it," or "you can do both at once." No way. I don't believe they have any hobbies if they are in a position like me. Does having a gf really calm them down? jesus christ kek.

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What would be your response?

"What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence-even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned upside down again and again, and you with it, speck of dust!'

No foids pls. You arent intelligent or wise enough to get Nietzsche.
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>>76833014
Whats the point of maximizing my joy then? I shall not question things of magnificence, beyond my understanding and I shall stay true to myself instead as that is when I am at my happiest, as a speck of dust. For nothing will ever change until all of eternity and that is enough to content me.
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>>76833062
Nietzschean Ubermensch detected
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>>76833014
Nietzsche was on the cusp of discovering what some murder hobos in robes in India have been practicing since 500 BCE and Nietzsche didn't even get to complete his works because he was too mentally ill to finish them. the "Over-man" everyone LOL
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>>76833181
I'm fp and unironically I agree, his viewpoint is idealistic and inapplicable in the real world, there is no "over man" but a frail robber that flees even from his own judgement.
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>>76833181
He never called himself that and I have no idea what you are talking about. He was so insanely intelligent and far ahead mentally I would guess genius played a role in his eventual madness despite what people say.
>>76833194
I doubt you understand Nietzsche enough to make such a myopic criticism of one of the greatest thinkers to ever exist.

is it normal if i'm 20 and still can't grow facial hair besides a couple hairs on my chin and upper lip
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>>76833083
Yep (surinami cherry)
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>>76833098
how come other guys don't have this problem? also i love surinami cherries.

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fembots, how do you feel about being called a "good girl"? is it patronizing and off-putting or does it give you good tingly feelings?
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>>76833171
If I'm being praised for something that's nice. I think men prefer being called good boy though.

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I was watching some Tommy G videos where he interviews gangs. These people legit value brotherhood and camaraderie so much. They just chill with their friends all day smoking weed and playing ball, virtually all them dream big and want to be rappers or athletes and if they can't do that they'd rather stick to their current lives over wageslaving all day, go big or go home basicaly. They do so much fun reckless shit, it's like they're living life on eternal childhood mode. They're just so fucking cool. Why do I have to be an isolated white wageslave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPf797uBC4Q
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>>76833141
why are you upset about that
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They understand that the game is rigged from the start and that to be a wagie is to be exploited for a lifetime and then dying without a penny. Make it big or die trying is legit the only strategy in which you don't get fucked over by the elite, as well as being a bum. You may not have shit but you get to own your TIME.
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>>76833170
that only "works" in non nigger filled shitholes because society is run smoothly by not niggers.

look at Haiti - send all the niggers there so they can cannibalize each other
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>they they they the blacks the blacks
>sample size: teenage gang crashouts in a youtube interview
Why do robots always Cherrypick these tall darkskin men with dreads/locs/tattoos and make these sweeping statements? Its like black normies are invisible to them.

You really think guys like pic related are swimming in all races of pussy just because he's black?
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>>76833182
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Please tell me IT is an easy field to break into
I'm freaking the fuck out. I need to move out soon from my shitty home or I will an hero. I can't take it here anymore.
All I got is a shitty 2 year degree and a cert. Don't have enough money/drive for 2 more years.

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i can't forgive myself for being a absolute failure in everyway, but i never had a chance to begin with, i wanted to be a normie
i swear i'm not making excuses, sometimes just existing makes me want to kill myself
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Stupid people want to kill themselves because they can't be a normie.
Smart people want to kill themselves because they can't tolerate normies.
There's a difference.
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>>76833068
fuck it bro

not everyone can be a normie

don't make that your goal

just try and be the best YOU that you can be muster

I think people luck into being normies. The conditions for them to succeed were availible and that just isn't the case for everyone.

I will never be a normie, but I am sick AF in my own way

I don't want to be a normie though. I love the version of me that came out of suffering through all the trauma. I am sick AF
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>>76833095
i'm talking about wasting time trying to barely survive i don't belong man

i can say for certain that me, and every other student who finish school to have ANY chance in this monstrous society in a even bullshit job market that they wanted to be someone in their lifes, only to be left for death by the same fucking society and it's world

like, the only thing i'm proud of myself is that i never did drugs or alcohol, but that's not enough man, but how i can do more of my piece of shit of a life, when life itself fucks me over again and again
at this point i'm just barely surviving with no purpose nor a future
>>76833114
honestly anon, i can agree with you to a degree
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>>76833155
>honestly anon, i can agree with you to a degree

good

fuck being a normie

you can do it bro

just keep struggling stranger

will believing in jesus christ get me friends and a job?
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>>76833134
How do you use magic?
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>>76833134
what does LoA stand for
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>>76833175
Law of Attraction
Im not the anon btw
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>>76833049
Youre not completely wrong in that any spiritual belief can allow someone to self improve with more self assuredness, but Id argue that the specific tenants of the spirtual faith are less relevant than the overall question of self improving itself.
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>>76832944
Not quite. All you will learn from finding God is that God is the only friend that you need.

I want to pound her breasts till I blow up inside them

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A repeat of this thread >>76819304 edition
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I apologize for my mistakes in life x
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Garn on the Smirnoff Ice now. Last of the wooze. Bit wissed but not steaming.
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Life is unfair, as a beta male loser I've come to undertand this fact very well. You have to accept the cards you were dealt with in life.
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Got a wokkle of Wambuca but am saving that for the weekend.
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Rattling off this Smirnoff ice nows x

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ITT drop the smallest English word that makes it through the filter.

I'll start
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