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Enjoying my long weekend. Anyone else?
>>52611454Only 4 more months!
>>52610371>>52610396>>52610411Does anyone else ever wonder who creates these pieces of art? Is it a lonely NEET in Denmark who stares outside his bedroom window, wondering where it all went wrong while glancing at a clear dark sky? Or is it a successful gamer girl in Idaho who gracefully brushes her hair to the side and rubs her lips to the thought of James Deen complimenting her artistic ability? This world is so diverse and yet all so vast, minimalistic pixel art dominates internet forums using its unique aesthetic and the sense of mysterious longing it provides. I could have simply saved the image/gif or worse, kept scrolling as I let another potato chip enter my mouth as any other victim of industrialized consumerism would have done, but here I am captured in awe as someone attempting to interpret what's behind the mysterious smile of the Mona Lisa.
What's it like in places where it snows every year? Here in Oregon I'm lucky if it snows once a year. Does the novelty wear off fast?
>>52611801>>52611621I never feel better than in cloudy windy weather right before a storm with big intimidating storm clouds, around 65-75 degrees. I only get about two of these days a year. I cherish them and have since i was young
Are people in the west miserable without weed and alcohol i feel like its all being held up by a thin strand that is heavy drugs use
>>52614704No one smokes weed, we all do heroin and Xanax. Alcohol if we are broke.
I'm gunna quit smoking and drinking. too expensive
>>52614732wtf will you do everything is fucking boring without drugs
>>52614704>i feel like its all being held up by a thin strand that is heavy drugs useYou feel right. Every boss I've ever had pops pills to get through the day, and they have the "good job". Basically, the economy is in the shitter, and it's too expensive to live. do you know what my dad did when he was 18? He saved his money that he made over college break, and straight up bought a car. This kind of shit was not uncommon. People want to know what's causing the fucking opioid crisis, and it's like, just look around motherfucker! Everything's so depressing. People say that you can work hard and make decent money, but the vast majority of people would be old by the time they could do that, when in the past you'd be making decent money right out the gate. In conclusion, shit's fucked and I'm glad that I can get by smoking weed after work.
I will never forgive my parents for putting me into a world where I get ghosted by women when they hear what I do for a living, all the fucking time.
>>52614426No, I've been vague about my job and gotten ghosted because she got annoyed when I didn't want to give a clear answer. When I give a vague answer they usually ask for clarification. If I say I don't want to talk about it yet they'll most likely ghost, plus they'll probably not want to send pictures. I've had dumbass women tell me it's impolite to ask for photos in China even though they had asked me earlier what I did for a living.
>>52614430I don't have a goal dumbass and I'm 34 so it's not like I have all the time in the world
>>52614484>I've had dumbass women tell me it's impolite to ask for photos in ChinaWhere are you looking?>>52614506>I'm 34Oof bud. Im 22 so maybe women your age care alot moreYour 34 its time to learn that lying is your best strategy or hope you find a humble woman
youre gonna have to settle at 34 but i get the same treatment being in school and the food industry to support it at 24. you will get the rare 1 who tolerates it but she will be crazy or abusive. women are mostly the same in their response anyways.
>>52613842its worse for me, i talk to girls irl, everything goes well, they are nice and smile when i meet them and talk about stuffsend them some message, they literally answer several hours later, some even the day aftermessage from them is cool, not some dry one wordI respond>ghostedWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END???
How does one acquire a mommy gf who'll watch anime with me and treat me like a little kid?
>>52614887By being worth someone else's love
>>52614912I think I am anon! Most people find me enjoyable to be around I think. And I'm pretty cute!
>>52614887imagine this kind of relationship happening with a fat hairy ugly neckbeard. XD
Be very sexually appealing, clean, and open to travel. Older women want a young buck to make them feel good while they are burning through their ex husbands divorce
Objective tier list edition.Today's topic is: should we ban ENTJ and ESFJ? Feel like they are centralizing the meta.Also haven't played ISFP desu.>Testshttps://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-testhttps://jung.test.typologycentral.com/https://sakinorva.net/https://similarminds.com/>MBTI noteshttps://mbti-notes.tumblr.com
some of these things are more rare than the others
E's are happier than I's
ok this one is a bit weird
type yourself with these meme flowchart
last but not least jobs
I really wish they would buff Poison Ivy. She's a scientist and immune to toxins. Surely she'd be able solo most of the Justice League by sprouting the world's deadliest plants/trees. Enough with this venus flytrap and giant vine crap. Just send spores that give people severe allergic reactions.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchineel
Is this from the new batman comic?Or Snyder
>got drunk and had gay sex with my roommate again
>>52614687>if you drink around me and expect to not be raped, you are dead fucking wrongdunno if joking but thanks for reminding me I don't need to feel sorry for all robots
>>52614869>Get on top next time, fuck his ass and slap his cheeksno
>>52614874what suddenly you are anti-fun? try it bro.
>>52614894ill try it on your twink faggot ass
>>52614933You can be the doctor and I'll be your nurse
ON /R9K/ I NOTICED THAT MOST HOBBIES PEOPLE TALK ABOUT ARE MORE ACADEMICALLY INCLINED. NOT SO MUCH MUSIC AND SHIT LIKE THAT. WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? WHAT BOOKS DO YOU READ? SHIT LIKE THAT. I WANT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. INCLUDE YOUR PAST HOBBIES AND SEVERAL HOBBIES YOU CURRENTLY HAVE. I DON'T REALLY WANNA KNOW ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS AND SHIT THOUGH SO PLEASE JUST KEEP IT STRICTLY HOBBIES. IF YOU DON'T RESPOND DO MY THREAD, WHICH HAS A PURPOSE, THEN FUCK YOU, YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T RESPOND BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO HOBBIES AND ARE A FAGGOT.
>>52614801I agree, moderation is always key.
>>52614859btw i love dxm. benadryl is my goto for spiders
>>52613607Currently nothing. A few years back it was art
>>52614836That sounds pretty fun desu. How would you do it electromagnetically then though? Im not trying to be some r*ddit tier autist I'm just curious
>>52614919did you even read the article>very expensive for the quantity produced, as it has an extremely low throughput, but it can allow very high purities to be achieved.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_chromatography#/media/File:Gas_chromatograph-vector.svg
Kissing on the bed edition.Last thread: >>52597492
>>52614690he's okay, but he's partially paralyzed on one side due to the stroke, so he'll never fly again as a pilot anyway.
>>52613935Call me a dummy uwu
How was your weekend, gaybots?
>>52614899spent in front of the computer shitposting and playing vidya.Like every weekend
>>52614664Shut the fuck up Anglo
>"Daddy, I don't want to play Little League, I want to take ballet lessons!"What would you do if your son said this?
>>52610008Say no if he persists give him a long ass rant about how shit like that is what has deteriorated our society and teach him how to be a man
I would unironically support him in every endeavour he chooses. I'd hope he becomes a great and renowned dancer.
>>52613803male dancers are likely gay
First, if he doesn't want to play little league, it's torture to make him. He won't enjoy it and will probably get bullied, develop severe problems, maybe shoot up a school, and always blame you.As for dance--if he's young, it's not as "weird" to have a boy doing ballet (though if people ask, say he's taking "dance", not "ballet".Honestly, the odds of becoming a professional ballet dancer for a man are a lot higher than the odds of becoming a professional baseball player. There are so few men doing it, and he isn't necessarily gay for wanting to do it--thus he would have 100000000s of horny ballerinas at his disposal constantly. Honestly, ballet builds strength and coordination much better than standing in the outfield being the one everybody says "Hit it to him, he can't catch it" does.
>>52614802>telling people he does "dance" as if to hide some shameful secretIt'd make a convenient social filter to just tell them he does ballet and see how they react.
Short chubby girls belong with tall skinny boys. This is irrefutable.
>>52614786>Nobody finds me attractive, I can tellunderstandable fallacy. You assume women (I assume you're straight) perceive and process visual stimuli the same as men. What you see when you look in the mirror is not what registers in a girl's brain. If you can turn some of it into muscle you will be the fantasy type of plenty of girls, don't psyche yourself out before you even make a move.
>>52614798I'm a dude, sorry anon.
>>52614786How old are you anon?Oreganoli
>>52614855UNNNFFFFFF DADDY
>>5261489222 going to be 23 later this year>>52614898I'm not that old
Creampie editionPrevious thread here >>52594610
>>52608771Fuck I need to see more
>Alright anon, come use that mouth and clean me up.
tfw no fat ass bf to force to cross dress
>why are your trunks still on anon?
>ywn have a bite
/r9k/ feels pub threadthe usual bartender seems to be taking a break off work so i tought i would fill inthe bar official radio (open to suggestions):http://xvipub.Caster.fm/lost in suggestion
>>52614803hmmm, being academically gifted it should be easy to get a job if you are into that.don't worry too much about catching up, if you rush it it will be harsh and painful>>52614818thats nice, good luck on your way out of neetdomi can't personally imagine leaving it but its kind of a special case
I've been working nonstop lately and feel my health starting to deteriorate. Should I leave my second job? I don't technically need it but I stress about money constantly.Get me whatever stout you got on tap when you got a sec barkeep
>>52614886here, got this imperial stout.assert if you are economically stable and if you are you are safe leaving it, not worth ruining your health over it
>>52613221Finally got switched on to some decent pain meds. These ones don't make me vomit at least. Chest still hurts though and I can't stop coughing, makes me feel tired all the time. Is this what dying feels like?
>>52614932what causes the pain bud?
