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Hello robot dudes I am in Korea. AMA
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Hyper wars never forget.
I really want to teach English in Korea as part of EPIK.

How are you finding day to day life? Getting around on trains/buses without knowing the language? It's my biggest fear for not applying yet
Are you gonna try out the totally rad plastic surgery there? I heard it's the bombu.comu
I visited some of the ancient battlegrounds last month. The Undying Javelin is even bigger than it looks in pictures
Don't do it, if you want to teach english in Asia do it in Japan. It's way more beautiful and interesting
EPIK was a backup anyway. My main goal is to go with JET and teach English in Japan.

My question still stands though: How do you actually get around and do your day to do day shit without knowing the language?

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The overnight watch failed edition
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s-should I think of you when washing my balls?
dont fall for the washing meme, carry on smelly brother

I was a NEET from 2006-2010 so I feel like I'm allowed.
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I guess you can if it helps senpai~
How'd it go for you?

I made a post about "haha I lost lots of weight guys : O" and "been a long time since I posted..." It was actually not too bad, got 14 likes, but I have no idea what to do now.

Life would be so much easier as a normie with tons of friends and connections to walk you through this shit. IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEE

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ITT: We post unbelievable true facts about ourselves
>I own a rare printing-error copy of Ulysses
>my dad trains animals for film and worked on the Air Bud movies
>I accidentally killed my best friend in 2nd grade
>I've met both Donald Trump and Chris Chan in person
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it's a 5/6 year old image that moot took at comiket

/jp/ anons were waiting by the big saw for the yearly meet and moot stood at the railings above and took a pic, then disappeared back into the crowd before anyone saw him.

I'm sure it's floating in the archive somewhere
You could say that about literally anyone haha. What country are you from?
>Ever since then and until now I get random glimpses of my future. When I see it and experience what I saw when it happens, I get a comfortable cold tingling in my head and body.

You're possessed by a djinn.
That's.... disgusting dude....

>plz more
Is she attractive? How do you parents not know?

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Serious thread,
why do roasties prey on robots?

Why dont they just use dating apps to get attention instead of hurting robots.

I keep seeing threads of robots being hurt by "fembots" so i was just wondering.
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remember anon sharing is caring
And a fucking smile holy shit, imagine how different she would look if she was smiling in one of her fat pics
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Nothing, we can just talk if you want.
I'm not that scary.

They're not.
OP pic is maro.
2nd pic is lauren
Piety-sama, go to bed already.
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I didn't do my dailies yet.

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Describe your perfect partner. Your unicorn, if you will. Include specific quirks and actions you imagine he or she will do to make you happy.
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>blue or green eyes
>fair skin
>under 24
>5'7" or shorter
>slim waist
>feminine voice
>nice teeth (not too yellowed, or many crooked ones)

>agnostic or non-practicing
>has no interest in orbiters
>wants to be a mother someday
>sees the value in carrying a firearm

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I should add I'm not really a 24/7 dom. I like to be a soft caring Daddy sometimes, particularly if I've been rough with you I'd like to pamper you a bit afterwards. Not sure how that'd work for your wants though

Adding to that, it would be nice for someone to actually to be that skeptical without being a /pol/ meming retard just based on the evidence.

I haven't done much research on it because I got way more important things to figure out than proving a historical event wrong that everyone hold as truth and it's better to focus my energy on something but essentially the numbers are a bit exaggerated just like most war statistics and some of the stuff I have seen, even if it's fabricated, makes you question the narrative.
double heck
Sounds cute. That's the ideal thing, ain't it? Cuddles after rough lewds and stuff like that.
Heck yeah it is

Give me your email address.

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>tfw you're INFJ, an isolated idiot but rare
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well most people do find me as a beta but Im not quite sure that I am a caring person

Please kill me. lolriginal
>Im not quite sure that I am a caring person
Do you care about animals?
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INTP here
How does one approach a cute INFJ grill?
Do all INFJs fit the stereotype of having incredibly high standards and only settling for succesful normies?
P-please respond
not really maybe when I was a kid I cared alot about the pain of others but after that I really dont care about most things.

I still dont like seeing them in pain ofcourse...

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Why do men feel entitled to virgins?
Is it because they're bitter that without coercion no women would want them?
They have to be their first so she doesn't feel disappointed
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>Those graphs come from an unreviewed paper commissioned by a religious anti-sex group.
False - they came from the Treacher study AND from the CDC - *AS NOTED IN THE GRAPHIC*. The fact that the Heritage study agrees with the raw data and the NCHS analysis is what is called 'what happens when you are honest'.
>Only provides the raw data
False; the annual analysis is a full study, as are the Treacher study, the Ohio State Marriage Study, etc.
At least pretend you know what you are talking about
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Source: The CDC, the NCHS, the OSMS, etc.
projecting this hard
that and it's gross to fuck a hole someone else has already fucked. also virgin cunts are tight.
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>"Find statistics that prove it!"
>"OK, here are three, with graphics"
>"No! Those are BAD!! Just because the US and the UK official health agencies, Australian, Swiss, and American academics, and multiple meta-analyses all agree, I REJECT those facts because they are BAD!!!"
Projecting what you fucking mongoloid?

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>walk into your room
>see this

What do you do?
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I set her free and offer her a bowl of eggs in these trying times.
>bowl of eggs

confirmed for best taste
I don't know, either free her right away or keep her locked up for decades. There's not much middle ground with something like this
Tickle her navel.
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Put my dick in a press because I will not sin.

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>get to know some people
>become comfortable around them
>they subtly begin testing your masculinity with insults and subtle teasing
>you have to retaliate in order to prove you're not a beta
>if you want to be alpha, you have to escalate

I fucking hate society.
youve never been roasted before?
I just act all passive and camp which really winds those kinds of people up.
>he doesn't shrug everything off then save the day with his gun when a nigger walks up an causes a ruckus
rape one of them at gunpoint while the others watch
Idk of that's what it really is like. Because I haven't had friends I hang out with since late elementary school/early middle school. The closest thing I had after middle school was a church youth group. Honestly the social aspect of that is probably what saved me from doing anything extremely reclusive or drastic from middle school to high school. Now that I'm at uni it's back to where I was before that youth group. I literally have no idea what it's like to be in a social circle.

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Wtf is wrong with roasties.
This basic bitch's husband dies so what does she do? Make a reddit thread about herself and how she's already dating other men after only 4 months.
Worst part is how everyone in the thread tells her she's just sooo brave like she's some kind of fucking war victim.

also roastie hate thread.
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>You don't start forming intimate relationships with other people while you're still recovering from catastrophic loss.
Maybe you don't.
But normal people recovering from harsh realities do.
>But she is? She's just trying to make it seem like she isn't

You should be a psychologist anon

>You don't start forming intimate relationships with other people while you're still recovering from catastrophic loss.

Except, youknow, when you do
>I've never even had a family member die but let me tell you how grieving the unexpected death of a spouse works
Whatever, virgins.

People grieve in different ways. My dad died very suddenly, and two weeks later I went back to university on a different continent, worked my ass off and topped my classes. That doesn't mean I wasn't deeply affected, that was just my way of dealing with it.
>Family member
Pick one

As I'm growing old I realize more and more how there are "things" (ideas, moods,dispositions, hope.,choice.) that are plainly wrong and could only lead to suffering.

back then I use to shun this kind of attitude,beliving that old people were grumpy,deluded o outdated.

Now i began to understand that you painly can't do certain things without having to pay the price.
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took you what, 40 years to figure out there is social etiquette to how you dress in public? gee dadbot, got any more of these nuggets?
> promisquity will lead to sadness

> despite common opinion men stil hold to value people who can keep their words

> girls actually love conservative/right wing guys unless you are some kind of brainwashed priest or nazi

>yeah even punk girls and swj are just waiting for the prince charming and will take the opportunity

>friends are really gold. When Shit hit the fan only friend will be there for you. If you are broke, if you are left by your gf, if lost your cat...you cannot buy friends

it's not about etiquette, you can do stupid shit but you can't complain on consequence, and often common sense is a weapon.
> learn a COMBAT SPORT. You won't have to defend from terroirst you just wish you can handle a couple of punch if you have to fight in front of someone.
Trust me, thist things will follow you all along your life
> school teach you good, you just don't understand what are you learning.

It's about unfairness, social preference, how to cheat, about not trusting everyone. Looks like a joke , but it's not

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>be me
>have had pain in ass for a few days
>just now decided to scratch my ass
>find a fucking toenail clipping on the edge of my asshole
>fucker has been digging into my flesh for about 4 days
Post it you fucking faggot

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tkx for the original kek
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how fat are you, anon? also: do you dislike showering?
How bad does your ass smell OP?

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>tfw no friends and no bf
>inb4 you can get a bf reeeeee
Not one who respects me and who I can respect. Not a proper relationship. I can get a hookup easily, certainly. But not a real relationship.
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I'm not short. 5'6" is perfectly average. You don't know who I would and wouldn't date. I've dated disabled and impotent guys. I'd definitely still want to keep my current partner if he somehow became short.
Does he have a huge cock to match his enormous height?
>sex is not evil
Very aware of that.

However, if you're a person in love and you want to avoid having your heart ripped out, it's wise not to engage in anything that might make you feel more attached. For a lot of people, sex qualifies.

And yes, withholding sex is a good way to filter out people who want to use you versus people who want to love you. It's not sex being evil, it's people being selfish.

Oh 6 4. I was thinking 6 6 for a second. 6 4 is still very tall.

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Any other fembots who are /goofydorks/ ?
>Talking to cute boy on okcupid
>He says he hasn't seen Spirited Away
>Totally dweeb out about it and he doesn't even like anime
He's still going to take me out this weekend tho c:
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Yeah you need to have shit in common tho.
Not completely true, actually. The guy I'm dating is the one who got me into lame shit like anime.
Spirited Away sucks ass though.
goofy guys can be cute and fun sometimes but I have zero attraction to them at all.
Though I'm almost totally certain a lesbian when I stop and think about it.
It's one of the few animes that aren't complete trash.

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