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Pls I neeeeeeeeeed stinky fembot feet
i've been looking for answers but no one has what i want please help
>>44929262It's a meme created by faggots to push their faggotry on /g/
>>44929262Alot of programmers I came across are gay/faggots
>>44929262It's a meme that started with an edit of a crossdressing manga where the trap is sitting in front of a computer talking with someone so naturally /g/ changed the dialogue to be about the benefits of crossdressing while programming.
autism, traps, speedrunning and programming are all relatedhttps://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/11/the-link-between-autism-and-trans-identity/507509/>>44929310traps ruined the virtual reality general on /vg/ to the point where mods literally created a containment thread (VR socks) on /trash/
Does anyone else ever feel envious of female sexual pleasure?l don't think l want to be a woman, but sometimes I just wish I had a vagina sometimes. l hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms
As a cis male I find it interesting but I don't care enough to turn my dick inside out like trannies. Because, you know, I'm not a freak
>>44929170For some reason, God put men's g-spots up their ass. Try looking into anal, edging, and kegels.
>>44929170my girlfriend has a long refractory period then I do because of her depression meds, makes her too sensitive.
>CGP Grey making several videos about making people biologically immortal>Cracked made a video about how everyone is going to live forever because in the future the technology will exist to revive everyoneIs it just me or do some atheists have this weird obsession with the idea of immortality, that somehow they will manage to avoid death? Regardless of whether you believe in an afterlife or not, it seems incredibly naive and delusional to believe that anyone can avoid dying eventually, even if they manage to delay their own demise.
>>44929655>humans will bend reality using technologyFucking how?
>>44929722Physical matter is literally not real.
>>44929699>You sound like the kind of person that is easily confused and ends up not getting much done in their own life.Not an argument>Physical matter isn't even real because there are reference frames where it doesn't exist, like a rainbow or hallucinated butterfly.If you don't believe in a physical reality, you are way more delusional than I initially thought.>Math is realmath is conceptional, and some of it applies to the real world.
>>44928545Who the fuck invited the redditors?
>>44929725>>44929712You can bend space itself using technology.
Does anyone feel like everything you built and worked on and all the relationships you developed are being dismantled? This will probably drive me to suicide if it doesn't stop. I hate all of my friends now and my business is getting fucked up. I lost my job from the contract ending and I dont have a way to move out of my mom's house now. What the hell do I do?
Time to fap I guess.
>>44929674>Does anyone feel like everything you built and worked on and all the relationships you developed are being dismantled? Who is destroying your relationships?
What the fuck just happened bros? I'm on nofap and some random chick just asked me how I'm doing etc... Lol. Why would she ask me that? I just said I'm alright etc.. some stranger just asked me how I'm doing and I don't even know her or am going to talk to her again
On which day of nofap are you, anon?
tfw no Asian gf edition
>>44929671all i want is my phone call
>>44929696>t. thinks his workmates care about his problems and sits there all day playing fucking psychiatrist's patient>>44929719Talking about work, at work? God forbid
>>44929311I have a recessed chin and look like a literal mouth breather I know it could be worse and i don't have several things wrong, but I definitely don't look normal like have normal features
>>44929739>I have a recessed chin and look like a literal mouth breatherh-have you tried a haircut and some nice clothes?
>>44929614Intent to supply.Aggravated burglary (was robbing brothels ironic considering I punt now)ABHPrison is what you make of it. If you're a dickhead who smashes up his cell and spends his time on basic then no..but if you're smart and keep you're head down, work you're way up to enhanced and get a job as a wing cleaner or on the servery/in the kitchens then prison is easy.
Maybe if you weren't wallowing about your inability to get a vagina to cum into you could focus on more important things and stop being so depressed.
>>44928370mind giving me source? pls and thnks originally
>>44928370>try your hardest to do these kinds of things for years>nothing even remotely improves in any way>say fuck it and go neet>normalfags keep projecting their incapability to actually try upon meIt's not fair bros
>dont care about vagina>dont care about anything under the sun, in factwhat now shill
>>44929149>this kills the shill
>>44929070i feel you brother.life isn't fair, never was and never will be
>started using skub>life does a 180Be yourself? Fuck that. Use Skub and you'll be swimming in pussy.
>>44929290Being cynical and sarcastic about everything is a scourge on this generation.
>>44929126I'm going to pick up some Eyeholes while I'm here
>>44929385this picture sums up my way too long 4chan experience pretty well, desuthanks for sharing, anon
>>44929290Shut up nerd or I'll punch you
>fell for the metropolitan jew and tried skub>lost 2 fingers and only grew one inch tallerFUCK SKUB AND FUCK SKUB ADVOCATES
>visit parents house >walk in on my little sis workout >wearing just a sport bh >can see her toned abs and vagina bones I never wanted to fuck something as bad as her
>>44929430Anon this i wrongdon't even think about it.But tell me how old is she?Where does she live?Could you present her to me?We need to help each other anon, i will present you my obese sister and you will present me your hot sissy. :D
>>4492971416I can but she might beat you (and me) up.
>01/01/2018: "I'll get a bf for sure!">still no bf
>>44929677checked your dubswhats your excuse?
What do you love?>i love comics
who else replayed the "We are Venom" part 100 times?this is the most childhood satisfaction i've had in a long time.
Operation autism storm
I love Jalter!
>>44926103hiking and wild camping, patrician robot hobby
bump for da bois
Robots I need your opinion on which is better, mayonnaise pizza or boiled hotdogs
>>44929568I think out of the two Death is the best option.
>>44929568Steamed hams thats what I call hamburgers
>>44929568Boiled hotdogs all they way
