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All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

How would your life be different if you had a masculine male role model during your youth?
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>>76592549

I had one, and while I'm sure it helped in many areas of life, it didn't help with women at all.
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>>76592589
>short
How would a father figure affect your height?
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I had plenty. I tried sports a lot as a kid but it was genuinely just something I had no real interest in.
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I probably wouldn't let guys fuck me in the ass
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>>76592549
I'd probably sling drugs with him, commit fraud, join a gang, etc etc.
My dad died when I was 3. All we had to remember him by was a tiny will of 35k and his pale pink bandana.

Had he been around, I'd definitely see a different world. Not be raised like a retarded weakling hidden away from everything until 25 years later.

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Forget Corona. How did you guys react to the outbreak of the Ukrainian war? I didn't want to care about it at first but found myself looking at war updates soon after.
How did you react to the queen's death? I still haven't properly registered it myself, it's weird to think she isn't around anymore.
What other events happened that you care about? Did anything important happen in your country? What was your reaction?
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ok but how do they affect me personally
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>>76592479
Apathy mixed with ignorance.
I don't watch the news, I don't have social media, and I don't talk about politics irl. The closest thing to a modern event that I care about is gas spiking by 40c/gal recently.
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>>76592479
Was a bit afraid since my country borders with ukraine but aside I don't give a fuck, If the world ends faster I'm happy.
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explain how any of these things effect me directly and i continue not caring
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>>76592479
I honestly didnt care but in my heart I was a bit sad but after 5 seconds I didnt care anymore

Why can't I just be a NEET all day? Working is too hard for me there's too many normies and scum.
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>>76591872
There are more people than ever doing this. You just need to come up with a plan and just move forward with it.
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>>76591872
you can,, I pay for an apartment and neet it up.
Just eat, sleep, and go to the gym all day. Touch of vidya here and there.
It's epic

You tell me about whatever is on your mind/heart. I give you a thoughtful response. And who knows, maybe we get along.
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I really miss a friend from 10+ years ago.
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Oh hello Cirno. I am short on (You)s for now. Fortunately my (You)s were said to be free. Not daily, nor multitudinal. I will save these for anons without (You)s.

>>76592417

To be frank, that was a perfect opportunity to say "You seem cool. I'm going to wherever today. Do you want to hang out later?" She'd probably just say "I'll have to check. Um.. I'm free ooooon uh Wednesday! Want to meet up then?" You ask for her number. And that's that's. You just make it casual. You should think of it as making friends and ignore the gender dynamics at play. It'll sooth the both of you, the more casual you propose it. There's no relevant social rule that won't be ignored if she has interest. If she didn't have interest in you it wouldn't be because of whatever social rule you conjure. This really extends to how you live in general I think. You don't need to bend to your environment so much as you need to simply understand it and forge your own path.

Consider trying agin. "You seemed cheery when we met. ... I like your energy to be honest. Wanna hang out later?" Etc.

Flirting is easy. If she is shy enough or autistic, and you look good. You could even walk up to her when you meet up, take her hand and say "You're mine now. Let's go." Confidently, as if it was obvious. Then walk your autist. Her heart would explode.
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>>76592533
>If she is shy enough or autistic, and you look good. You could even walk up to her when you meet up, take her hand and say "You're mine now. Let's go." Confidently, as if it was obvious. Then walk your autist. Her heart would explode.
Okay Freirenanon, I'm used to normie meme advice and I only have one thing to tell you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPRn9TA1cDc
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>>76592533
Tch, you will pay for this you insolent pointy-eared creature! Next time I will demand TWO (YOU)S so you better stock up twice!
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>>76592240
>Why would I.
thank you, momma. i want a baby with you i just wanted to let you know

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>be me
>20F
>haven't showered in 7 weeks
>went outside for first time in a month or so
>sunlight makes me feel tired and weak
>go to nearby coffee shop
>all the people immediately look at me as I enter
>visibly see noses wrinkling
>i dont care
>no line at the counter
>i walk over
>"m-mocha."
>>"what was that sweetie?"
>"mocha."
>she must think im homeless or retarded

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>>76592720
yeah, I haven't been working very much and I never take care of myself during the winter because it suckd, but I should wash my sheets and shower too
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>>76592733
funny how larpers always give attention to these >>76592720 kinds of gays because they are the most likely to simp out.
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>>76592669
You should take a shower anon. Showering feels really nice.
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>>76592745
What are you referring to? who is simping?
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>>76592669
how do i find fembots like this

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would an average female date or even consider dating an average male with a long crooked nose?

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The last thread got archived edition
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>>76592636
Not sure how stigma applies since no one needs to know.
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Wish I had never been born with fucking TMAU...Ruined my fucking life...I could have been normal...
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what beach was he on
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>playing tig
>i'm it
>tig friend
>inane excuses for why it doesn't count
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>>76592719
Even if you don't tell anyone, you still need a way of dealing with the stigma, like if you hear someone say "antidepressants are for pathetic people, anyone who takes them is pathetic, just pull yourself together".

You need to have a reason to ignore such attitudes. But perhaps that's not so hard. If it's true that genetics change the development of the brain, then that seems like a valid reason to take the pills, and you can just think to yourself "I don't need to listen to insulting attitudes towards people who take these pills - they're just ignorant, and they're just being a cunt".

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The way I see it, if there's no chance of me ever having a loving relationship with a woman, there's no point in trying to be successful. I'm only 18, so I'm still pretty young, but I'm friendless and live in a dead end town. There's no chance that I'll ever have a gf and a reason to provide for a family, so why should I try and be successful? If I'm going to be alone my entire life, I can get by just fine by doing the bare minimum.

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will taking antidepressants make me want to do something and make everything stop feeling like an insurmountable task that i have to force myself to do (including eating, unless i stop eating for so long that im starving to death)
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>>76592255
If you're going to do drugs OP do the fun ones, do some psychadelics or some shit nigga.
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>>76592684
drugs arent fun ive done them. its really lame and a huge waste of time. its not much different from daydreaming.
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>>76592255
Antidepressants are great if you work for the company that sells them.
Otherwise, you're much better off without them
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it's not a silver bullet, but it's another tool in your box. small things WILL bother you less, but it's still up to you to find the motivation. I take an snri and an anti-psychotic (because the snri makes me manic without it) and find it's a fair bit easier to manage. Failure doesn't make me feel like a failure as a person, but it still makes me feel bad
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>>76592702
Here are side effects of antidepressants:

feeling agitated, shaky or anxious
feeling and being sick
indigestion and stomach aches
diarrhoea or constipation
loss of appetite
dizziness
not sleeping well (insomnia), or feeling very sleepy
headaches
loss of libido (reduced sex drive)
difficulties achieving orgasm during sex or masturbation
difficulties obtaining or maintaining an erection (erectile dysfunction)

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I've realized beautiful things are pointless but not being in the light of beauty makes my life miserable. I just hate existing, it's gay and retarded and no point to being conscious, sentient, or conceived. If women are the cradle of life they should be put in white phosphorus chambers. The womb is an infectious spore. They are human spores. Abortion is a parasitic behavior as they still have the option to reproduce, and collect mens energy for selfish gain. Esoteric vampires. They feast on the living to reproduce more food. Actively seek the destruction of life, I hope an AI comes into existence real soon. Genocide all life on earth because again, it's gay and retarded. Just like the slope headed mutts that defend the position of women and life. Hail Saturn, niggers.
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>>76592631
>I'm a gook
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>>76592649
>Yeah and ur dad and mom are also dead, got it?
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>>76592656
>U know the guy whose royalties u breach of contracted? Well he's fucked ur love miley cyrus AND Bonnie
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>>76592656
>My parents are dead
>But thinks it's better than being alimony money
>Tosses away once dried out
>Sees mother practicing to make black children with black men
>Still thinks it's better than other anons parents just being dead
>The copium runs out
>Soon
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>u think ur so much better than jamey blaze yeah ik ppl call him destructive
>Tyler u r a sellout in ur personal life nor do i know of any work of ur's
>Jamey Blaze has at least DONE work

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moids are: stinky, aggressive, ogreish, entitled, whiny, and rude
women: have intoxicating feminine scent, are kind, pretty, gentle, and considerate

moids need to give me a reason why i shouldnt totally give up on them and go for a woman instead.
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>>76590957
>protect me from who? other men? lol
Yeah, lol
>women can wear strapons
lol
>i can adopt a child
Cringe and abomination. Imagine growing up having two mothers. lol
>women are better at raising kids
lol, no, they are better at raising babies. Not children. That's why they have milk dispensers on their chest, they are biological baby raisers. It takes a man to raise a child into an adult
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>>76592486
>can't differentiate "child killers" from "regular killers
well there's a good reason, you clearly need a man to counter your retardation.
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>>76592623
if moids are the things i need to be safe from, i dont want to date one.
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>>76592604
moids only want to date the top 1% of women
>noooo so many men wanna date u go on any dating app!11!!
im giving up on moids entirely
>no men would ever wanna date you anyways1!!
low level coping
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>>76590910
You shouldn't go after people you are not attracted to. If you never found a moid you like, please, don't make yourself unhappy. You don't need to be convinced of anything, you need to find someone you are fond of, and that can be a girl.

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this could be you if you weren't so obsessed with your height.

Write to the one that got away
With initials
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She is a disgrace
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https://youtu.be/5eNFgN7hMWs?si=XQJEqdw7-S93SEt4
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>>76590442
Your friendship is the real gift and is worth more than monies, Anon. The person who is meant to be your friend will know that, and will want you to keep your monies.
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I miss you. It's been 10+ years. :'(
I hope your doing well.
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I'm glad your cancer went into remission. You are loved and the world needs you.
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