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Fembots have you coomed yet today?
>>63563794What's B stand for bmall?
>>63558580>What the fuck are you talking about? Most men including me masturbate to randos and would not cheat.Lucky you. I'm unable to bring up a face during masturbation for the last 10 years.
>>63552466Fembots don't exist. They're either femoids that aren't robots or robots that aren't femoids.
>>63564911This. Femanons are all borderline normie unless they're morbidly obese.
>>63552466No I don't masturbate. I only coom when I sleep with my bf. If I get horny I distract myself with something else or fantasize about lewd scenarios
How does it feel that these 2 are the most sought after males by zoomer girls
>>63564051First time i have ever seen these people. I dont care what zoomers are up to. They are all braindead anyways.
>>63564160What the hell are you taking? They're both ugly as sin.
>>63566205I really like the right one. He looks pretty attractive to me. Is he really that ugly?
>>63566323>>63566205No but seriously I think he looks pretty good. Has a really attractive and nice smile.
>>63566323Considering that they're both uglier than me and that I look like some kind of hunchbacked abomination, yes.
clingy editionlast: >>63555204
>>63565898>a few examples?Remember, those are all referring to the world before covid>Any physical exercise outdoorsCould be running, sports, cycling, anything>Going to parties, bars, music festivals,concertsAny conglomerations where people meet new people and make friends and shit. Bonus points if it's something gay related, because then you'll be able to flirt. It's easier if you have at least one mate to be your sidekick.
>>63565913potential love interest who i've spoken to for a really long time and he goes through phases where he just never talks to me then asks where i've been despite our message history being mostly from me, so i decided i was done and immediately got spammed for a few minutes yesterday then the moment i responded it stopped>>63565963ok i wont reply to anything else you say after this
Do bottoms like taking virginities or do they only like guys with experienceand are they also fine with below average size like 4 inJust asking incase i ever decide to top someone
>>63566233if you can compensate for it with the rest of you
>>63565651can you carry me? :3like I would be your maid.
why is basically every man a literal piece of shit??
>>63565788How many out of almost 4 billion men have you met?
>>63565788Because shittiness and related traits are attributes sexual selection favors in human males.
But im not a piece of shit
>>63565788Because you are an unbearable whore. Answered your question bitch?
>>63565788They were educated by women and they try to get women
How accurately does this image describe you fembot?
>>63566183Ive found they do have some form of train of thought. They have similar random thoughts, observations, and ideas that men do, and can recall those thoughts in conversation.
>>63566249What would you do if your kids would become incels?What if they kill themselves?
>>63566131>Rei>Not a Stacy
>>63566031I would like a cute similar height soft boy but no kids thanks.
>>63566334>quiet friendless kid sexually abused by an ugly old neckbeard>Stacy
and what can be done about it?
>>63565744I disagree. Imagine going on the daily hunt with your bros. Imagine sitting around the fire, listening tribe elder tell stories of ancestors and spirits. Imagine dancing around the fire with all your family and all your relations. Imagine not living alone, but as a part of a family, with your father and mother, and as a part of a larger tribe, comprising all your blood relatives. Then having a female, breeding her, and providing for her and your child. Imagine not living in a concrete hell. Imagine living life as man evolved to live it, with daily running after your prey and eating a varied diet of big game and fruits and other gathering. Imagine being free.I would honestly take such a life, even if it meant I die after getting mauled by a tiger at 25. I will have lived a much richer and better and subjectively longer life than urbanes today who might live to 80. Most of their life is wasted in front of screens anyway.
>>63566241The reason we aren't there is because it is not seen as profitable. We live in a society that values profit and money over all other things. Everyone is more concerned about how much money is in their pockets than about community. People today are much more career oriented at the expense of all else. There's a reason more and more people are feeling lonelier. If you want to look at what things will probably be like in the western world within a few decades, take a look at present day Japan and its current crisis of people not having kids. I just read in the town newspaper while at work that birth rates in this country are the lowest they've been in 50 years or so.
>>63566293We do not live in under a monarchy anymore that is part of why things are much better we have democracy now so we have a meritocracy so we elect competent and intelligent people not inbred kings.
>>63565654purpose and meaning are both derived from struggle and accomplishment. we're not living as humans should live, we reject the fundamental virtues of strength, courage, honor, and integrity. tyrants and the corrupted powers actively campaign to keep us fat, weak, docile, and submissive so they never have to fear an uprising. we're denied all victory, we conquer no one and nothing, and so instead we gorge ourselves on soul destroying hedonism and become drunken fools. out bitterness grows as we become weaker and more a parody created by our masters as opposed to inheritors of the magnificence that was once mortal man. we become wretched, and we learn and are taught to hate all that is not wretched. we see good and we call it bad, we see truth and call it lie, we see the foul and disgusting and we praise it as noble and brave. every vice becomes our virtue and that is what we're left with, a sad and meaningless revenge against reality itself because we've all been fooled. do you see those corporate ceos, those politicians, the actors, the generals, the police chiefs, all of those tyrant rulers? they are why modern life is so inherently soul crushing. they are our masters and they've dominated our minds and perceptions. there doesn't need to be a matrix simulation for us to be plugged into, they know how to craft and distort our reality. there is no neo, no morpheus, and every one of us is an agent smith in waiting that will go to any lengths to defend this mind prison we're all in. if there are gods, a devil, or any such creatures, even they could not have devised a more hellish world. the thin veils aesthetic says this world is paradise. but no one except those monsters at the top live in that paradise. you, me, from the lowest slave to the upper middleclass drone with stress holes in their stomachs and crushing debt.. we are in a prison weighed down by invisible chains, we are their slaves.
>>63566325>I would honestly take such a life, even if it meant I die after getting mauled by a tiger at 25.I would imagine you would feel more accomplished surviving an encounter with a sabertooth vs staying employed after an argument with your boss
LOOKS LIKE ROAST BEEF IS BACK ON THE MENU
>>63565861I guess the seizures she has on stream aren't evidence enough.
>>63565721I want one person to just open an onlyfans page dedicated to her but whenever some cunt pays it's just literal skeletons
>>63566157no he didn't. vague signs like swelling and heavy breathing are not signs of anything in of themselves. when I asked if she had any health problems I meant real heath problems diagnosed by a doctor>>63566173post the video
>>63565721That's fucked. Who is this chick? She literally has no muscle, her body is probably feeding on her cardiac muscles as we speak. I give her a good 6 years until she is dead. Tops.
>>63566253Eujenia Coomey
>wake up>be me
>>63565991I do n0t, that anon was just asking for ithis bussy is leaking>old memedodo's ard a meme, too bad we killed them allI wonder what they tasted like>no, i am not great at vidya because i'm a scatterbrain and i'm clumsy, i have no coordination>still better terraria player than me>i should not exist in this material world!no fugu that is me n0t u>>63566062CALL VEGAN ANON THEY ARE CRYING
>>63566155just stay at home and be miserable like the rest of us
>too tired to keep browsing the webs>not tired enough to sleep what the fuck am i supposed to do then, faggot brain?
wow you are cute I am coming over to kiss you
>>63566281I am n0t and I dont want thatmaybe if you kiss this anon>>63566259 they could fall asleep
post your ideal womanly figures. pic related
>>63564695>>63565323fit girls is my biggest fetish yet I have never sat a foot in a gym
>>63566222Damn, who's dat fembot? I would suck her tits yo.
>>63565949>Don't have one, if I were to give an example of the build, maybe like Tony Soprano's mistress.He had 7 mistresses which one and rate em
>>63564554Latecia Thomas is the hottest woman in the world to me. She went from conventially attractive to a voluptuous fertility goddess. Fuck you low-test fags, this is prime breeding and marrying material.>>63564608Based.
>>63566315Are fat girls actually more breedable or is it a meme?
>sisters friend with huge knockers offers me a quicky >jokingly turn it down >because I have a 3 inch penisI hate myself for reasons beyond my control.
Imagine thinking you need a penis let alone a larger one to have sex
>>63565564Its about shame and embarrassment.
>the listened to hard-core sph and premature encouragement hypno againSaddd
>>63565536relatable feelkek
Who is this. Origignitnanalkah
Would you marry a muslim woman r9k?
Most men seem to think that it's legal to talk lewds with a minor on Omegle just as long as you don't plan to meet and fuck her.I've pretended to be a minor on Omegle and almost everyone there takes the bait.In many countries one single lewd message to a minor constitutes as child abuse. You get sentenced and doxxed if you do this. And when this happens, you can't start screaming "I didn't know! I wasn't even planning to fuck her!" Nobody will care, and nobody will admit they've done the same without getting caught.
>>63560949Good>>63560960It should be 25. When the brain stops developing.
>>63561265Jesus Christ what a retard. Just accept you are bi or whatever stupid fucking mental disorder causes this.
>>63560247>In many countries one single lewd message to a minor constitutes as child abuse.Aka your country doesn't have freedom of speech.
>>63561599Super based with extra cheese
>>63561969Got abused obviously
leave initials to put the schizos at ease
>>63565904I laid a brick but now I'm tired. I think it might be a burnout. I need some days off. Maybe I can lay the next brick in a thread or 3? How much am I getting paid?
>>63566096>>63566112What if your gut instinct is to distrust people? And someone makes you question it? Should you still stick with your gut instinct then?
>>63566127Hello MuradWish you and your family a blissful fridayPharoh
>>63561611favorite male unadded me on snapchat again
>>63566127I'm laying a fat brick right now, heh heh.
