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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.


After you die just before your consciousness dissolves and you become a part of him, god tells you you can ask him one question about your life that he will answer truthfully

What would you ask?

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Scrub it, fembots. Wash your pussies thoroughly before you walk outside and bring your stink in the world and share it with the rest of us. It's quite unpleasant. That is all.
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Yeah that scar tissue makes me think she's a virgin
Yeah you are totally single dude holy shit
This, but in a less hostile way. Just wash your vaginas, if you don't it can get infected and that's extremely uncomfortable, unpleasant, and generally rancid.
Same goes for male anons, wash your dicks (especially if your genitals haven't been mutilated due to being American) so they don't get infected either.
Damn you and your sexy Russian accent x haha

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>That feeling when no girIfriend
Maybe that 's your FATE? While everyone else is mentally and physically normal, has an ordinary life, has friends, girls, etc., is your DESTINY being garbage?

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I used to laugh at the idea of making Chinese food but it turns out it's very good once you get into the actual cuisine and not the garbage you see in American 'chinese' restaurants

I've been making these every other day this week
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>Why is asian food so much better?
not been completely reduced to goyslop yet

i started with only cooking asian food but then branched out to others eventually. alot of good european recipes too but you wouldnt know it bc the majority of them have moved onto goyslop too.
I agree. The average westerner eats tasteless fucking garbage 24/7. In China, the average woman buys fresh ingredients everyday and prepare their man meals their family have passed down which require actual cooking ability. There is so much more subtlety to the flavour, attention to herbs and spices, etc. Western cuisine was decent when we bothered. French cuisine was the epitome.

>not been completely reduced to goyslop yet
Exactly. The goal is to reduce everything, simplify everything. When you narrow the surroundings you narrow the intellect and human soul itself. This is essential to making an army of mindless NPCs. For instance, look at modern art. Compare that to 100 years ago.
>This is essential to making an army of mindless NPCs.
Hmmm that doesn't sound like china at all...
I'm not pro-China, I'm saying it does certain things better. Authoritarianism is in the blood of East Asians. By nature Westerners are much freer thinkers.
>This is essential to making an army of mindless NPCs

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Nubian kweens edition

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Only benders post in /sp/
holy fuck this is literally me. bro didnt know you posted here
Would not mind if the threads were days long if they had less spam and drivel in them
For me, it's /cric/. >>>/sp/124128258
depends on your definition of spam and drivel

Im 19 currently and i lately ive felt extremely guilty of my porn habits. The majority of the time its loli with a much older man. My brain can only hyper focus on that while im in a sexual mood. The only cause of this i can imagine is how I was raped by my step dad twice when I was around 12. I dont want to be a pedophile and I just self insert as the loli and the one being raped or taken advantage. I refuse to tell any people irl including SOs, even though id be really into ageplay. How the fuck do I stop doing this? Its been the case for the last 3 years. I guess this means im a pedo?

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Are you looking forward to 2023? Are you hopeful? Optimistic? Do you have any resolutions or goals for 2023 that you intend to see through?
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I'm not looking forward to 2023, but it can't be worse than 2022 which has been, perhaps, the single worst year of my life.
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Not really. I most likely will be homeless in 2023. If not 2023, it will be on 2024. It's gonna be one of these years and I can't do much about it...
No, no, no and no. idegaf.
I'm determined to finally kill myself by 2024. I think I'm going to spend 2023 actually attempting to live it up and enjoy myself and gorge myself before ending my existence in early 2024 (perhaps on May 23!).
This has to be it, this has to be the final go
I'm so sick and so tired of all this.
2023 will be the year I have 100k to my name, I am looking forward to that.
Otherwise just focus on my lifts and how I can pump those raw numbers

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I miss being a NEET so much bros...i've only been working a week. ngmi
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The paychecks are nice but yeah it sucks, would rather be in poverty on neetbux
My current job is a full-time position only, the IT field where I want to work in the future also has mostly full-time jobs and if I wanted to do back-office shit again I'd have to compete with tons of women for part-time jobs since they give them out preferentially to women, which kinda makes sense I guess since they have to raise children and shit while I just want to work less because I want to do drugs with friends and play vidya with them.
i have waged before
and i have neeted before

i know one thing is for sure; i dont miss waging, ever
That's gay. My brothers tell me I should do IT since that's where the money is but I don't want to be a full time wagie
Eh it's what I always wanted to do, but I didn't have an opportunity to learn it in the area where I lived, so I started working in the public sector as an office clerk, got depressed and suicidal, lost my job, got back on my feet and now I'm working as an receptionist, pointless work but it pays surprisingly well so I'm saving money for a private education that I'll start once I move out of my parents home. I just can't stand doing pointless shit anymore and being the doormat of people anymore, don't care that much at this point if I work 40 or 20 hours a week.

Why did Russia turn out to be such a disappointment? I wanted them to be them to bring about nuclear warfare but instead they are doing cuck warfare.
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They were hyped up in the Cold War and they also had cool military parades.
That's because it was USSR
Russia was overexaggerated as a threat by the US military in order to increase spending. There would be no upsides to being honest about their competence. You see the videos of russian military parades, but not russian gay sex orgies.
>inb4 ESL
I'm just a really fucking tired leaf
Because they're a fucking subhuman embarrassment. This isn't news.
you actually thought these subhumans wouls use nukes?

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>your type
>What is your biggest pet peeve?
>How do you deal with people that bother you?
>Which type bothers you the least?

Don't know your type? Take a test here:

Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions. The test attempts to assign four categories: introversion or extraversion, sensing or intuition, thinking or feeling, judging or perceiving.

An introductory article:

Bibliography of Jungian and MBTI derived typology

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Yeah I forgot the last number
One ESFJ in particular
great, now i just need a plane
i can only imagine the smells in your household
Why choose to orbit him, i wonder?

>lose 70 pounds
>start taking care of skin
>get haircut
>get good job
>get own place
>get car
>still ugly
>still 5foot 8
>still alone
It never ends bros
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I keep seeing this shit. All those things you were told to improve on were for YOU retard. They were to make YOU happy. It's so YOU could take PRIDE in YOURSELF. Life is so much more than being in a relationship with someone and you faggots keep hyperfocusing on one single aspect of it. Chad McBradington doesn't put on nice clothes, make himself smell nice, and pursue his hobbies and interests because there's bitches involved. He does it because he actually cares about himself and his life.
Besides physically looking good, have you considered that you might also just have a boring personality?
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>Be me
>Look like a 6-7/10 on a good day
>Can't change my robotic uncanny expressions
No it is not.
Quit saying it is just because you're depressed
You've got nothing to lose, and even if you did, there's also things to gain. If you really aren't going to play, then shut the actual fuck up about how unfair the game is and go somewhere.
eeyy, rother! i did that whole self improve thing, too! it totally didn't work! god is a cruel and evil god and there's no point in doing anything haha!

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Bros, i am actually thinking about following pic related's advice
I am a 5'6 skinny fat incel and at this point i'd do anything for any sort of human intimacy
I will never be a real man, so might as well become a pretty looking cocksucker
Not only that, but feminization seriously turns me on
I am not a woman, nor do i think of myself as one, but i really wish to be cute
Any advice you could give me, either if i should stop or how to better go on with it?
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I've seen you before. Stop posting. Start cutting.
>start cutting
Thanks anon, but the point if this thread is that i think i could look even better
Wanted some encouragement, is all
I think you look really good right now. Maybe try buliding your ass muscles if you want to improve? But don't lose weight, some soft chub is what really makes a trap cute.
i dunno what would make you look better besides maybe practicing light makeup stuff and growing out your hair. i like your body the way it is now but that's just me.

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I want to bring sunshine to people's lives. But nobody cares about me. Nobody wants to help me. I'm nothing but a wispy candle in a dreary night.
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it's gonna get cold and i'm gonna want my facial hair back. I can enjoy where I'm at while also wanting to get to the next look. One of my coworkers has a funny running joke about my new look, but I can't say it because it gives away my name.

Don't worry, if your hair doesn't look good, it'll grow back in time. I'm sorry you had a mental breakdown, you can talk to me anytimeif you find out who i am and add my discord, but i'm not gonna drop contacts on a girl half my age

In America, 10 October is Columbus day, where we celebrate the beginning of the white people coming to North America. I'll make sure to say hi in your thread on that day :)
Its ok it wasnt much. I just regreted cutting the hair.
But thankk youu:))
Columbus day sound dumb to me lol
in school we got a 3 day weekend for it, but in adult world nobody gives a fuck, i don't even think the bank shortens their hours for it, and they'll shorten their hours for most anything.
Ohhh that suckss :( i hope you dont overwork yourself fren
no, i'm not in any danger of overworking myself. If anything I could afford to work a 6th day.

Hey vampy, shouldn't you get to bed, friend? It's awful late. I wouldn't want you missing school any more. Take care of yourself too, okay?

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