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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
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6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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i sucked a cock from craigslist just now. it's not the first time i've done it. a couple of the cocks were quite large, but still i didn't really enjoy it. it's always better watching porn and imagining it than actually doing it. It's maybe fun for a few seconds but then it just becomes gross having some guy grunting and playing with his nips or whatever he's into and eventually coming in your mouth. then your mouth tastes awful and your face smell like fabric softener from his underwear, and your throat hurts and you have to wonder if you contracted some disease because he may have lied about his STD status. and nowadays more cases of throat cancer come from oral sex than smoking. so yeah, all the "straight" guys who fantasize about sucking a dick from craigslist or grindr, my advice is to just enjoy the fantasy; the reality is very disillusioning.
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ok but OP what does herpes taste like?
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>>30222376
I don't think it's unusual. I know I want.

But how the fuck do you even ask?

>inb4 get drunk and take advantage of someone
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>>30222468
I've only ever heard women associate physical sexual pleasure with romance or liking the person.

>put a random dick in front of me does nothing

Yeah that's the mindset of a female, no doubt

> the entire intimate experience (cuddling, play fighting, whatever)

That's not arousing. I mean that's great too but it's not the same as getting turned on or experiencing sexual pleasure. The intimacy or bond is a bonus, but it's not the experience itself

You should consider transitioning
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>>30222376
Straight here. I've been curious what sucking/getting anal feels like from a real cock but find the thought of actually doing it repulsive. Maybe if it was a tranny that looked enough like a chick, but not a full on dude.
Still wouldn't ever actually do it so I just use toys. Fucking myself in the ass was kinda fun. Tempted to buy a Bad Dragon for fun
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>>30222468
You are undeniably gay. At best, bisexual.

I call myself bisexual, but in reality I would never want a relationship with a dude, would never want to kiss a dude, would never want to cuddle. I only started calling myself by recently because of 4chan posting some pretty nice looking cocks (and traps), and any fantasy I've had about sex with another man is them being forced to suck my dick or me sucking their dick with no regard for their pleasure. My fantasies are literally just me sucking cock, and doesn't include things like the man's face or feelings

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why is it so hard to find girls that like to laugh and chat during sex?

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Dubs get a qtp2t gentle femdom loyal gf by the end of the month
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>>30221988
HOLY SHIT I HAVE A GF
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I got sexts in another thread. Hoping for my Kraken gf now.
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>>30205600
FRIG
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Yeah, my ass. ;(
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>>30205600
dubs for me pls

oreganos maximus

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Face rate thread. Rate others with a comment if possible
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>>30222377
Develop a unique aesthetic like Reviewbrah and stick to it. Don't be a beta nu-male cuck. Don't be a bitch. Drop the nerd tshirts for fuck's sake.
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>>30221722
Those fucking eyes 10/10
>>30221765
7
>>30221804
6
>>30221911
8
>>30222144
7
Juan/10
>>30222296
Will Graham/10
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>>30222463
>7.5
>highest rated

I didn't need these feels anon, but they are good feels. Thank you.
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yeah yeah i know i look like wojack
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>>30221722
Trans?
SIEG HEIL

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I'm jealous of the victims. When will someone kill me and put me out of my own misery so I can stop frightening innocent people when I apply for jobs that will never hire me for being an ugly fucking retard?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/25/tokyo-knife-attack-stabbing-sagamihara?CMP=fb_gu
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>>30222446
is the eyeball filled with puss?
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Wear an eyepatch and you will look at least a few points cuter thus increasing your chances higher than if you had a normal eye
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>>30222446
I'd rather be shot than stabbed.
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That looks badass.

Can you see the future?

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What are you an "expert" in?
What are you good at?
What do you know a lot about?

It could be anything from video game lore to microbiology.

I use the word "expert" liberally, meaning that you have an above-average understanding of something. Don't take it too literally.

>Post your expertise area(s)
>ask eachother questions
>learn something
>be nice
>optional: request others to share (see example below)

I know a lot about guitar, most 60's-80's rock music, basic audio production, and various video games (and some lore). Particular bands that I know some extra stuff about: Cheap Trick, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Guns N' Roses, Stellar Young (local band)

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I am very knowledgable in the exciting sciences ofultrasonics
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>>30222437
>how do you want to go out?
Inert gas(probably nitrogen, because fuck people that waste helium) suicide if I do it well planned out
Jumping out of my window(12th floor) if it happens suddenly which is more likely to happen, because I am emotionally unstable
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>>30222437
>yeah i'm gonna take it my local music store and ask them for a quote.
Good luck, anon. Don't let them gouge you, as I know GC is pretty fucked with their prices and their 22.7651-Point Set-Up is nonsense.
With a little practice, it's not too tough and I think every musician should know how to properly maintain their instrument.
Also, if you love your guitar, I'd recommend checking your relative humidity and buying a humidifier (or de-humidifer if need be) for it.
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Boxing (nothing serious, just sparring and a few ammy matches to prove something)

Biochemistry (protein aggregation / neurodegenerative diseases)

Anatomy and cell biology ( physical basis of behavior)

Mol Genetics (epigenetic changes related to development in terms of stem cell differentiation, and by extension oncogenesis)

Masterbation and loneliness
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>>30222445
Many ppl are interested in dance music, even if it's quirky or wierd shit, you're a grad student so you should be surrounded by music hipsters...

Math you can parlay into virtually *any* career if you're good. So fucking jelly of math bros

Pretty easy to find other guys who like vidya... didnt meet a single sports fan in my grad orientation, byt about 90% of the ppl there were anime, dota and leage of legends fans lol

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>People do their best to break you down as a person, abusing you, neglecting you and mistreating you your entire life
>They then complain when you turn out to be someone that is antisocial, is never happy and does not want to opt in to society

Why does western society do this? And why does it do this specifically to males?
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sounds like you were just surrounded by shitty people.
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>>30222433

Yes it does. Western society specifcally does this to men and then whines and bitches when young males opt out of society. You're not fooling anyone.

>>30222524

It was extremely common for me growing up, it still somewhat is. You're just making excuses.
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>>30222507

So western society was testing me so I could end up as a little good boy disposable slave with a fake smile on my face? If it was a test, I'm glad I failed. I refuse to do anything for a society that treats me like that.
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>>30221303
>people who think they've been abused, neglected and mistreated

do you just never read about the goings-on in the world, anon? there are people on the other side of the world spending their lives in near-starvation, kidnapped orphans slaving away in sweatshops until their organs burst in their malnourished chest cavities, people having arms and legs and genitals mutilated and eaten for power, there's the whole child sex slave ring in the east, and if you're lucky you're going to be studying super hard to be doctor, lawyer, engineer!!! and you can be damn well sure you're gonna get your ass beat if you don't have straight A's.

All this is before adulthood, where traditionally children are sheltered from the "true" brutality of day to day life.

>>30221327
>it's specifically white males
>t. white male whose life experiences revolve around white culture

fuck off you retarded faggot everyone knows it's extradimensional vampiric lizard people who control society. retarded faggot CIA cock puppet
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>>30222539
>implying anywhere in eastern society outside of muh tibet doesn't shit on its men from a young age and make it explicitly clear what kind of future awaits them if they don't bust their ass

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Fembots, why don't you own a Mega Milk shirt?
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>>30222225

They are called keyhole sweaters.

Got to be careful with these since a lot of these sweaters come in poor quality.
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>>30222225
>God bless average, nerdy girls with large breasts who like to show them off.
>god bless closeted stacies who turn to desperate sex-signalling so Otaku Chad will finally notice them
????
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>>30222297
What does weeb Chad look like?
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>>30220468
>>30220470

Why haven't you induced lactation to grow your breasts? Pic related, a few years of constant lactation can do this for you, provided you taper off production correctly they won't even sag much at all.
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>>30222403
>What does weeb Chad look like?
This.

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Can we have a room thread robots?
Post your bedrooms.
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>>30222451
just posters then are good
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>>30222498
I shot and printed them all myself,I can just share the jpgs if you want
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>>30221917
>>30222278
Really nice rooms.
>>30222189
Nice dakimakura. What character is it?
>>30222485
Comfy as fuck.
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>>30221917
posted many times.
maybe i get my digital camera and do a panorama pic if someone is interested
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I can't compete with all these nice rooms

so Im Bi and meeting up with a guy for the first time soon, i am pretty excited but also scared
what precautions should i take ? how do i ask if he has STDs ? also anyone have experiences they would like to share?
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>>30222397
Is it a hookup?
If it's a hookup, back out now. Hookup gays will give you AIDS. It's not safe.
Get yourself a bf if you want to do it with a guy.
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Did you meet them on CL? High chance of STDs.
Grindr? Moderate chance.
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>>30222426
I sure hope he does
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>>30222450
it is a hook up but he says hes only done it once before himself and he has a gf
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>>30222493
>Believing people
>Hooking up with someone (who claims to be) in a relationship
This guy is probably lying and sounds like human trash, anyway.
You'd be better off with a dildo and 2D husbando or just getting a bf who isn't him.

Why hasn't makeup been banned yet?
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>>30222422
you're a fucking idiot who knows nothing about acne.
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My god, she has become Meg
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>>30222502
How old are you, and show me the severity of the acne you have. Ill assure you it CAN be treated. Youre just young and stupid
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Because one's freedom of self-representation happens to be more important than your curiosity regarding the natural state of complete strangers' faces.
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>>30222502
Boo hoo! People with acne are even worse than nigs

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Who will /rk9/ vote for?

A neo liberal or totalitarian? I want to figure out the popular consensus
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>>30221825
A lot of money
>for you
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>>30221825
There js no ''people's'' candidate because democracy is a sham and always was. Abandoning monarchy was a mistake.

Political insignificance is the ultimate freedom for a peasant.
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>>30221637
Jesus, this all the way.
The mainstream news has been NOTHING but Trump, lately.
They love to hate him, and I'm just tired of seeing him.
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>>30220815
Trump's Kek's Prophet.......
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>>30221637
Do you think that this started with Trump or that how you vote has any effect on the media?

Voting for Hillary because she's the devil you know is unconscionable.

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Porn
>Always there for me
>Doesn't care if I'm poor
>Doesn't demand anything from me
Women
>Giving me the time of day is a gift even if they don't even have sex with me
>No matter how ugly they always look for someone better than me
>Must give up everything to have one

How can women compete? Next to women porn feels like true love
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>>30221888
I wouldn't get laid if porn disappeared and I wouldn't get friends if the internet disappeared.
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>>30222525
People don't get into relationships to have sex anon, they get into them to stop having it
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>>30222520
>>eating already chewed food
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>>30222554
Maybe true but you'd become less obsessed with those things without constant temptation
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>>30222560
Well it fucking worked. Any advice ?

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compulsory sick days edition
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>>30222291
poleaboo what do you think of shout, tilde and nigii?
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>>30222399
Underage normies, so I hate them

Shout is cool though
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>>30211621
>>30222222
what the fucking fuck is this bullshit?
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What's the status of movie night? Has KentAnon officially taken over?
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Poleaboo is considering changing her name from Monica to something else. Perhaps Silvia.


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