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If you are below 6'2 please explain yourself Nowdays If you are not a boomer and still below 6'2, there is like 90% chance that you drunk lots of alcohol, smoked cigs, jad crappy diet, did no sport and got like 6 hours of sleep at night as a teenager
>>65842870my dad was 5'7" and my mom is 4"10, everyone in my family is short
>>65842870My spine turned gay at age 15
i've stopped growing at 15 and stuck at 5'2
Have you ever put effort into anything in your life?
>>65841408I've been dabbling with Nationstates and I actually make artwork exactly like that! The problem is, however, the expertise I am lacking in is how to make my pictures animated. Might you share how you do just that?
>>65841214The only two things I've ever put effort into were my medical recovery as a kid and getting into college. Both were massive disappointments and taught me that effort doesn't pay. Since then I've given up and do the bare minimum in everything.
>>65843015>medical recovery as a kidwhat did you do
>>65843015>medical recovery as a kidwhat did you do anon
>>65843051>>65843065A ball hit my eye playing sports and broke it. Did everything the doctors said for years, but just ended up with terrible vision in the injured eye, double vision, a droopy eyelid and lazy eye, and chronic headaches and brain fog.
*sentences you to death*
>>65843054Thank you.How may I repay you?
Did anyone here have any pleasant experiences with Chad? I didn't talk to anyone during highschool but i remember the Chads in my class would always say "good morning" and would ask me how i'm doing from time to time. Nobody else did that.
Yeah they were generally nice to me. When they weren't, it was because I'd provoked them first in a sperggy fit of rage. But as long as I didn't lash out them they were friendly.
>>65843018Depends which blackpill.
>>65843028All of them but specifically the looks and autism pill since I am an unattractive (Never been approached by women) sperg.
>>65842997Real Chads lift others from despair.
>>65843030You are unattractive because of autism and women will not like you: TrueYou are obligated to be unhappy: FalseGet other interests besides human interaction.
normie here. came back home early after a night out and feel like talking more. ama about shit like dating or clubbing or other stupid shit about regular life you may be curious about
>>65841649Why do you think we should humour you?
>>65841663theres no reason desu. i know most robots hate people im just here for those so far gone from regular life that they may be curious about parts of normal life they can never be part of
>>65841649>normie here Stopped reading there. You should fuck off
>get first gf>perfect girl in my eyes>few months go by>start lusting after her 18 year old sisterFuck, guys. She's so cute and fuckable, unlike my gf who is in her mid 20s with her prime years long gone and desperately fighting to keep her youthful look and failing hard. Plus I can't stand being near her used up hole, in the 2 years I knew her she was passed around by 3 guys, what a fucking nasty whore. I can't stop thinking about her younger sister, she's more attractive, and has that natural beauty, and her pussy is probably 100x tighter holy fuck.
>>65842128dear god leia please
>>65842183"You're a borderline rapist"Is having sexual thoughts about someone now "borderline rape" do you now understand why women are treated like a fucking joke? Cause ur comment is prime demonstration of the avg femoid brain
>>65842128...why does short hair rapunzel have a benis
>>65842183Fellow roastie, you must be new here. Men coom talking over their gfs sister has been a thing since this board was created. There's daily fantasy threads on /b/ of men talking about their gfs sisters, their gfs female friends, their gfs female relatives. Thats just the nature of men. They're not monogamous. Get it through your head. Just go through the 4chan archive with the keyword "my girlfriends/gf sister" and there's hundreds of these kind of pages of males being males.
>>65843055You're falling for a reverse blackpill psyop lmao, you are easier than low IQ incels. Look at the wording of these posts, they're definitely fictional and designed to cut deep with the most hurtful words.
>tfw just spent $300 on lego that I needed for food and rent
I'm also saving up for gender reassignment surgery. I will never be able to save it up.
how do men get this way (pic related)?
>>65842954they won the genetic lottery
>>65842954Idk but I wanna fuck the ones that do
>>65843046i mean mentally. how do you get to that point?
/R9k test general/ Post your resultsI got 94......do I still belong here?
72 only because I'm adept at masking my autism
>>65840821posting higher res image because op is a faggot>scored 16
Got 78
Quite an original 58
>>6584082153Almost all from education and not being druggie
What do you all smoke here, it at all? My go-to is Parliament if I have the money.
>>6583828827's were nice before i switched over to a juul, fuck meanies my breath is better now without the ciggies
My go to is camel blues but I'm a little tired of them so I actually just switched to parliaments. I really like them, the filter is pretty neat
You know what I miss? Cloves.Makes me smell like an edgy goth kid but man they're good.
>>65841351I haven't smoked meth but I'd do it over cigarettes, just because they're milder doesn't mean I can't find them unbearable.
I'm 50 days smoke free. Took me more than a year to quit.It's very hard to quit when you are hooked. So if you're a casual smoker, just stop or you will suffer like me.
You can't have this and it plays on your mind every single day. The fact you have been using your hand for years to simulate it depresses you. The cloud over you will not dissipate until you have reached this goal. But you know this will likely never happen and your depression gets worse every year. All mostly because you have not gotten laid and had intimate relationships. There is no point living without getting laid.
Maybe porn just broke my mind but I feel absolutely fucking nothing looking at thisLooks like a flower or something idk
>>65841270I literally had sex with my girlfriend a few days ago
>>65841270I want to have it between my legs.
>>65841270I think the problem is the massive inferiority complex it gives you. It eats away at you, absolutely crippling the self esteem. I always think that there must be something very fucking wrong with me that no one ever found me attractive enough to love. It's like that torture method where you stand under water slowly dripping on your head one drop at a time until you go insane, same here - this thought slowly but surely deteriorates your mind
>>65841270>it plays on your mind every single day. The fact you have been using your hand for years to simulate it depresses you. The cloud over you will not dissipate until you have reached this goal. But you know this will likely never happen and your depression gets worse every year. All mostly because you have not gotten laid and had intimate relationships. There is no point living without getting laid.Does anyone actually think this or is it just a big in-joke.
I feel so fucking old, not because I internally feel old but because everyone around me regards me as old. Everyone my age has a wife and kids or is busy with their career or something else and I just want a bro to play video games with at my house. I discovered that Bumble has a "BFF" mode which is supposed to be for meeting friends but I assume it's gay men so I'm hesitant to use it. Getting older sucks. Maybe I'll get a dog.
>>65842857I'm >>65841683Have you figured our anything to help you cope?I tend to try new hobbies and immerse myself in video games. I bought a 3d printer and want to learn how to use CAD. I printed one of those fidget thingers that you can fold constantly, its like a bunch of cubes connected with hinges.
>>65842979>Have you figured our anything to help you cope?No, I've been in a tailspin since she left. I LARP about wanting to kill myself here on 4chan as a way to vent the actual desire to do so. I see no hope for the future and I don't care about anything because it all seems so trivial compared to the spiritual, lifelong institution of marriage with a woman I truly loved
>>65842857Not sure about that one anon. I do know guys who were sociable often, but then when they got a girlfriend they'd just disappear or being around more less often. I know that my Dad hardly hung around with many ppl except work now and again. My Mum was nearly all of his social life.Also I would imagine some guys getting divorced and then getting super depressed because they were like what you described.,I don't think it's too healthy to base you emotions and goals on a woman (or man for that matter). What if she instead knew you were kinda dependent on her and milked you for it. You need to keep figuring out why she gave you motivation, was it just to keep her attracted? Cos women leave men (and vice versa) often even if they are on their best behavior and doing their best to look good.
>>65843001PS, doing everything to please your gf, or often at your own expense or being available at the drop of a hat can also maybe can even decrease their attraction depending on how you go about it and what she is like. Maybe not so much if you're long term married. PUA take it too far as usual, but there's a grain of truth to it be
>>65843001>You need to keep figuring out why she gave you motivation, was it just to keep her attracted?Personally I just wanted to have the kind of life she wanted too, together with her. Without a woman in the picture I'm happy to live in a fucking cardboard box. Actually I'm happier living modestly, I don't need anything. Physical possessions are just annoying usually.>>65843012Yeah, I know that's true to some extent, but I hate all the fucking mind games. I just wish I could be myself.
any vegan anons? it fucking sucks being vegan>can't get fast food or go out to 90% of restaurants >if you have to mention you're vegan people immediately get defensive and try to start a debate with you>"mmm bacon tho">knowing billions of animals get tortured and killed every year and you can't do shit about it>hated by everyone, even reddit despises vegansit's all so tiresome
>>65841245>if you have to mention you're veganyou never have to, you go out of your way to
>>65842565>I wanna go vegan but don't wanna be left out of family gatherings and such>What do you guys think about this?i mean, from our eyes, thats like killing dogs or cats and eating them twice a month. its still immoral, despite it being normalized and in some groups socially expected. you are correct that your family would treat you negatively if you went vegan. infact something like 3% of families even disown their child entirely if they learned they went vegan, it might be more, i forgot the exact number. vegans get discriminated by friends, family, workplace, and society. its normal to bully them. look at all the videos hating on vegans. imagine if that was against BLM or feminism or someother justice movementinfact, vegans are one of the most discriminated groups out there. they have a negative perception that is worse than gays, worse than blacks, worse than most criminals, and is only on par with drug dealers and pedophileshttps://allthatsinteresting.com/discrimination-against-veganspeople simply have cognitive dissonance, and take out their uncomfortable feelings of having contradictory beliefs on the messenger, and dont repond to rational arguements. its like the normies who also experience cognitive dissonance and attack incel blackpillers when they bring up studies and scientific evidencehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegaphobiahttps://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200203-the-hidden-biases-that-drive-anti-vegan-hatredComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>65842826>>i mean, from our eyes, thats like killing dogs or cats and eating them twice a month.the only reason I don't eat Cat McNuggets is because McDonald's doesn't serve them
I hate it when I hear people say how much they love all animals but won't make the move to bring vegan. Of course, I'd be the dick if I pointed out their hypocrisy
I don't like animals they are disgusting.I'd go vegan for the ethical and health benifits though since I enjoy vegan cuisine, too bad my family enjoys cooking with meat.They're old fashioned and don't see a point in ever going vegan, just peoplw you cannot convince.
