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I'm into Melodic death metal a lot, hence why I sound like that at the beginning.



radio voice vibes bro ur fine
how can i make friends and find love

i feel like i was born into a hellscape where we're being forced to live lives that humans weren't mean to live. we were meant to live in community, to know the people around us like they were our own family. but i don't even know the name of my neighbors. i barely leave the house. im lonely.

idk. sorry for the rant.

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literally why do guys care so much about bodycount
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>i have in the past. that's really want i want ideally but guys come and go and ghost and whatever.
Then you should understand the "job seeker who is constantly fired" metaphor since they, as you said, "come and go." Now why is that?
>i want to know if guys here would i guess.
Do you? You already said:
>i wouldn't mind a virgin bf but he would mind me a lot i think. >>72059109
so you knew that incel/virgin types are going to care more than normies, not less.
Theres some delusion in most guys that foids can be loyal so the belief is that if a foid has not been gina tingled they will be loyal to you but this is nonsense a foid in a rural area will turn into a hyperventilating animal in the presence of a Chad as foids are programmed to desire Chad so you wifey can be a virgin in all three holes and the actual mouth lips but guess what bro shes still gonna give had her holes for free while you gotta be the sweet jester bitch husband hahahaha
Nice RP bro
Just trying to scam someone for their bank deets tonight are we?
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What's wrong, OP? Did you finally hit the wall and realize all the things you were told were lies, and now coping hard that no guy wants yoyr busted up roasty?
ue talking to a DUDE u fucking retard stop fucking up ur social skills with women by trying to speak to them online, the vast majority r larping incels for attention; voice only but pls go outside

Opinions on wrestling?
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Probably one of better MAs to enter along with boxing.
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how would you let him take out his anger for losing the match anon
Softcore underage erotica
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Full retard
>Oh no I'm in a street fight
>Better butt-scoot and pull guard
>*Gets head stomped into the pavement*
Every street fight I've seen video of ends with a punch (often a sucker punch) or a throw. Rolling is not what happens. In a street fight sudden, overwhelming and decisive violence is what counts, which usually comes in the form of a solid punch or picking someone up and hitting him with the Earth.

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I'm starting a 6-figure job in a week after a few months of NEETdom after graduating. I feel like this should be a good thing but I'm shitting bricks with existential dread. I feel like I'm selling myself into slavery and I'm gonna blink my eyes and wake up a 40 year old boomer whose life has already gone by.
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A friend recommended me and I went along with it thinking I probably wouldn't get hired anyway.
Honestly mostly just shitposting and masturbating. I was thinking about learning the piano or studying physics on my free time but those are mostly just fantasies, I'm not sure I'm really interested in those things. If I had friends or a girlfriend I might see some use for the extra money but even then I'm a pretty frugal person.
I make 6 figures and I do nothing all day aside from some brainless programming, you have sold your soul. Money can't buy genetics
how did you complete a uni degree with depression/covid, i guess covid might make things easier
It was very difficult and I thought about dropping out constantly, but I knew that if I did I would never be able to pick up momentum again and I'd never reintegrate into society and I'll be a complete burden on my parents, so I somehow suffered my way through it, although at the cost of being extremely burned out.

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>one of my simps paid for a holiday for me and my bf
>just got railed by my bf in a 5* suite in a $300 lingerie set bought by my two simps
life's good, robots. hope you're all enjoying another night of porn and lame vidya LMAO
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God this board is shit. It's just people larping as females, or asking women questions, when females are like 0.5% of the userbase
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>guy friend who often pays for my dinner and drives me around confesses to me
>tell him i can't respond to his confession right now but i will soon
>already have an e-bf that was going to visit me in 2 weeks to take my virginity
Das crazy. YWNBAW
Your streams are being put up on simpcity and coomer.party. No one cares.
Jesus Christ, Iris, you've changed.

The things I do for drugs! edition
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i used to drink 7 litres in under 2 weeks.....
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If God sends me to Hell. I simply will not go. what's he going to do/ send me to hell?
I'm already not going
As an opiod user, I've honestly forgotten masturbation is a thing is a thing I'd do multiple times a day.

Literally don't even think about it anymore.
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this is perfectly normal chocolate
there is nothing special about this chocolate
where have you been for half a decade?

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My girlfriend is a coomer and a porn addict. She's been watching porn since she was a kid, and she started telling me about the things she watches (Rape, Women getting beat up, Gangbangs, Piss)

Is it over?
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You are such a petty retard. You know that right?
Die mad about it.
I won't. You will die a sad cunt who thinks he's better for making stupid sarcastic quips at people on the internet. Nothing lower than someone like you.
Lmao literally me

I watch even worse things and regret after. but each time I consume them I start feeling less guilty about it and start normalizing
I have no sexual boundaries anymore
No, I will die a fullfilled father who fucks his daughter before putting her diaper on. I should start a blog and advertise it here just for you lmao.

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So, up until recently, I worked full time and lifted religiously, making relatively consistent progress. I have now switched to part time, and have started going out more in order to improve my social skills. I still gymmaxx, but I've started taking more days off due to going out more. As a result, my gym performance suffers. I still make progress, but it's slower.

Furthermore, I need to start looking for another job because the project I work at is shutting down. The job hunting process is mentally draining, and so is lifting weights. I know I have to find a new job quickly, but I don't want to sacrifice my gains any further because I want to find a gf asap and for that I need to look my best.

So how does one improve in all three areas, without significantly sacrificing any of them? To me, it would be very mentally exhausting to improve all three at the same time. I can only do two at most.
the people who can do all 3 at once are a very rare breed, there is no secret to it, they just work hard every single day. 90% of people simply cannot do this, do not have the willpower, and that is what makes that other 10% so impressive

the rest of us just have to make trade offs OP, and there's nothing wrong with that
Self improvement is a cope and only those who are rich or psychotic can do well in this world . You are either rich enough to not care about your finances or be mad enough that you dont need human interaction and do the thing you are passionate about . Or you make sacrifices
And then the good goys wonder why they start to get bald/ have the first crow's feet coming at 27

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I feel like ending it tonight bros
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I've done that so many times and I end up right back here

Then why did he make so useless and suicidal?
For god fags? Absolutely, take your garbage back to /pol/
God is everywhere. You can cry as much as you want. This will not change that fact.
Where is god for the people born blind, deaf, poor, ugly or the many other cases that can ruin your life? Oh wait...
>i want you to live anon
No you don't
You don't even fucking know me

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Why do girls care so much about height?
Bcuz I want tall babies
Who would want to date a ball?
why do guys care so much about girls?
why are you asking questions with obvious answers? no offense
>why are you asking questions with obvious answers?
>asks a question with an obvious answer
You aren't getting tall babies if you are short yourself.

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The days go by so fast Edition
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r u ready xi jinpig? r u gonna try and do the old trick where u stare me down with a cigarette and start mumbling with a stern face in bugnigger
They go all over.
Underlining, striking through.
I heard you can tell from them where things are heading.
Looks like that's true.
Work of human hands.
No, I'm not coming back. No need to block either.

How much is bussy worth per kilogram?
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I hate it it reminds me of Griffith
He could be bald and still damn near perfect desu.
dude will commit suicide once he hits twink death
Stupid sexy white boys.
Griffith was athletic, not some sort of skinny twink.

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A thread about cutting, mutual support for cutters, etc.
(I'm back anons, thank you for keeping it alive in my absence. How are you doing today? For how long have you been sober?)
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don't worry you're not stopid you're just a little silly hah ^^
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I know nothing about drawing but I think it looks great :D
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I'm eepy goodnight frens :3
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Tank you anon
that's super cool, anon. is that an original character? if you're interested in drawing for others, i'd love to commission you.

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