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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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Seriously, WTF is "autism". It didn't exist when I was a kid.
Some autism kids don't talk
Some just flop around making noises
There seems to be this huge spectrum of "autism"

WTF is it?

Is it just another buzzword thrown around now?
Every fuck up, mistake, weird behavior is "autism"
Everything is fucking autism.
WTF IS AUTISM??

It did not exist when I went to school.
NO kid said "I'm autistic". NOT ONE. NO ONE had "autism"
I'm in my 30s.

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"Autism" seems to be big with single mother children.

Most single mothers are deadbeat drunks who got pregnant as a teen.

I doubt they were decent mothers. Like doing baby talk. That is huge in children developing speech.

Instead of play with their kid, go to the park, they give some video games or a tablet/smart phone.

Of course the fucking kid isn't going to talk.

Autism = deadbeat single mom caused social retardation

Sorry to everyone raised by a deadbeat mom
It's not your fault.
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>>33127497
>people want to "cure" autism
>people don't want to "cure" gay or transsexuals

If autism is a mental disease/issue, why isn't gay and transfags?
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when are the evolutionarily advanced aka ``autistic'' humans going to take over from the pathetic normals?
hyper intelligence and sensory abilities should make it easy even with the number disadvantage
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I have some bad news, OP.

origin
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>>33127638

When did you go to school? Before the 90s and even into the 90s most good parents took their kids out of school if they couldn't handle it, or sometimes the school would straight-up kick kids out if they caused too much trouble. One of my friends has a son with autism and even with today's super-politically-correct laws they've still gotten asked to withdraw him from the school and the school threatens to kick him out if he causes much more trouble.

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How would you improve my cock?
>inb4 lotion
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Do you feel better now that you've shown off your dick which is larger than ours, chad?
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>>33127556
OP is just butthurt about his ex who has a cut dick
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Zoom in for apocalypse mode

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I got a girl off whisper to agree to let me jack off to her on skype to write her english paper.

I'm not going to write it and I'm going to record her.

Get hype.
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>>33126904
Hope this is bait, but just in case it isn't you're a piece of shit and you deserve what's coming to you.
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>>33127102
Shes sending me her notes now
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>>33127564
so easy. black bitches too dumb for English.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AtDnEC4zak
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
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post more songs you fuckin niggers
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>>33126080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4es7Pr1xKI
If only.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe6DE9BXWeY
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>>33126080
pretty much any song where a woman is singing about heartbreak

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It's Friday, robots. That can only mean what thing. Post what you are:

>EATIN'

>DRINKIN'

>LISTENIN'

>FEELIN'

>PLAYIN'

>THINKIN'
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>>33126991
>EATIN'
Shitty cheeseburgers I made
>DRINKIN'
Water
>LISTENIN'
Eldamar - The force of an ancient land (atmospheric black metal)
>FEELIN'
Got cheated on, feeling like shit and not feeling at all like engaging in any sort of conversation with anyone
>PLAYIN'
Skyrim special ed.
>THINKIN'
'Bout moving on with my fucking life and putting effort in college the next year
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>>33126991
>EATIN'
Cordon bleu with noodles

>DRINKIN'
Water

>LISTENIN'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-M7cvJy1IY

>FEELIN'
tired as fuck

>PLAYIN'
Didn't play a game for years now but I'm animating

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>>33126991
>EATIN'
Pizza

>DRINKIN'
Pepsi Max cherry flavor

>LISTENIN'
Billy Joel

>FEELIN'
>tfw no gf

>PLAYIN'
Overwatch

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>EATIN'
Papa John's pizza

>DRINKIN'
Orange Crush

>LISTENIN'
https://futuregirlfriend.bandcamp.com/track/shades-of-emotions

>FEELIN'
Tired after a day's wageslave. Angry at politics on /pol/

>PLAYIN'
Might hop on Planetside 2 later


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>>33126991
>EATIN'
Swiss cheese and sliced ham, just raw
>DRINKIN'
Dehydration
>LISTENIN'
Harvey Milk - My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What It Could Be
>FEELIN'
Extremely bored
>PLAYIN'
With my peepee
>THINKIN'
Suicide

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How come Asians all look so stupid?
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>>33126519

It makes sense- the Japanese were allies to Germany who killed George soros's parents.

I don't understand George's vendetta against the USA though since they were part of the group that took down Germany.
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>>33126519
Not nearly to an extent as the Caucasians or black people tho.
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>>33125560

>Asian girls are literally bred for being sex slaves and nothing else.

stop being weird
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>>33126544

>blaming "teh j00z" for the superiority of the black phallus

Sure, buddy. Also, if that's the case, explain the lack of interracial porn in Germany.
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>>33125560

Slight exaggeration but the "Asian women are more feminine" meme is absolutely real. Tons of them basically just want to take care of a man.

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Any robots know a good MMO i could get into, and would they like to play it with me?
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ARK is actually bretty gud but it's an early access survival game

If that didn't make you gag it's genuinely good
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>>33127219
Have you ever played mabinogi?
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>>33127206

move out of your moms house and get a job, my nigga, your childhood is over, move on.
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>>33126868
it really has been 8 years since there was a genuinely good MMO. That is sad
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>>33127206
CAN'T FUCKIN' WAIT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

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>Anon you are so short it is adorable
>spurges.png

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femanon here

I like tall muscular men with arrogant personalities. There I said it. Happy?

I'm sure other females on here like similar guys even if they don't admit it?
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>>33127645
This, I'm only attracted to women if they aren't popular socialites, hell even I rejected one after she wanted my number.
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>>33126530
I like confident well read types who have it all together and don't act retarded on image boards, isn't that hard to find guys like that irl thankfully :)
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>>33127645
>>33127686
You either want Stacy or you don't. But you do.
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>>33127710
But why would you want her if her nudes are on Google images?
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>>33127645
Stacey has no personality except what is molded into them by society

A basic bitch liberal feminist whore Stacey in America would be a conservative qt Muslima wife in Yemen. Staceys are a product of their environment

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1. Male or female?
2. What are your fetishes?
3. Have you tried any of them IRL?
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>>33124464
>m
>looking at pic related
>any time i see girls in the summer
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>>33127402
A piece of fabric?
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>>33126181

F. I used to go to concerts sometimes and when the person behind me would accidentally bump or rub on my ass I'd always get soaking wet imagining that they were doing it on purpose. At a packed concert they can't avoid doing it, it's heaven. It's still probably not as great as your fantasy of provoking it on a bus though.
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>>33127622
I do this at concerts all the time, on purpose.
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>>33127541
Not him but I love that spot as well, but I only like it on (2D) lolis.

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Onii-chan, I heard you yelling. Are you okay?
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>sorry I just go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA from time to time to keep myself from killing myself
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>>33127129
TFW i actually do this
where did i go so wrong
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>>33127129
>>33127664

My brothers. Sometimes I unthinkingly do it when other people are within earshot but outside of my line of vision and I wonder what they think. Also "fuccckkkk" and "just fucking die".
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Yes,yes just training, jetzt go bak to bed.
Uncle Dolf has work to do.
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I was just playing some relaxing Dota 2, no need to worry lil' brat

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What happened to all the autism threads?
I miss them

>Be me
>Walking home from uni
>Homeless man on floor asking people for change as they walk by
>Hope he doesn't ask me
>He asks me for change for the bus
>Panic and pull out my pockets
>Mumble "s-s-sorry, I have no money"
>Change falls out of my pocket along with a 5 pound note
>Need the note for bus fair
>Homeless guy grabs it
>Snatch it out of my hand
>He starts saying I stole his money

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Is it autistic for me to completely dry a cup before drinking water from it or any other drink?
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>>33127534
How does it feel knowing you have planted seeds for a scenario where she's getting pounded by the chad while you are in deep regret thinking about your mistake.
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>>33127669
why would you dry out all the water from a cup before putting more water in it
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>>33127669
OCD not autism

It's just highly inefficient. What is the maximum time between sips before you have to discard the drink, dry the cup, and fill it with drink again?
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>>33127476
Tell us more about your autism

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ITT your last date

>paid tinder plus
>swipe right all day to everything
>put the very best pictures of me
>finally got a few matches, hurray!
>talk with a cute young girl who happens to live only one block away, she is stunning!
>she wants to go out! But she is with a friend, so she tells me to bring a friend
>TFW no friends, only my stupid Chad room mate
>tell Chad to back me up, he says "no problem bro"
>we go on the date
>my date gets extremely bitchy, she only answer "yes" "no" and sometimes she doesn't even answer me
>Chad date is laughing, drinking and having lot of fu
>not half an hour into the date, the other girl and Chad was making out heavily
>situation gets horrible, my date just look at the floor in pure anger

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>>33120681
>>because I'm retarded I go into my "fainting goat" mode
>>stiff as a board, unable to move
>>neutral expression

I need more info on this.
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>>33116263
my last date

>at school
>at age of 10
>never have a date

wow, that was quick isn't lads?
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>met qt off of the ideal mate thread
>engineering student
>hit it off great non stop texting for 2 months
>finally decide to go on a date at a Korean BBQ place
>see each other in person for the first time
>during dinner we laughed, talked and shared personal stuff low key teased each other.
>Gazed into each others eyes for a minute
>she smiles at and doesn't say anything while I do the same.
>after dinner we parted ways she gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek she told me to get home safe
>things go normal for about a week then she suddenly ghosts

What the fuck did I do wrong. Was I too ugly or did I get cucked? I'll never understand what I did wrong that night.
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Look you ignorant pathetics-dates are NOT the way to get laid
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>match with girl on tinder who looks thicc
>text for a while she calls me cute and seems really into me
>ask her to go for sushi and she agrees
>we meet up and she is MUCH bigger than she looked in her pics
>talks about clubbing and smoking weed
fucking dropped
>asks me what I do, bring up my project car
>she calls it a waste of time and money
>tell her it's not and finish the date
>unmatch her, block her number and never talk to her again

Worst part is, I matched with her ACTUALLY thicc friend and hit it off and the fat one cock blocked me

Pic related.
How do I respond? I asked her to dinner yesterday for tonight and she just now sent me this. Any way to get out of meeting with her that doesn't make me sound like a bitch would be appreciated. We're supposed to meet in like 2 hours.
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>>33126167
You fucked it up, how the fuck do you fuck it up? It is just one word, come on.
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>>33127535
Thats why I'm glad she didnt wait until we met to tell me. Not happy that she even agreed in the first place if she didn't want to date though.
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>>33125855
>>33125867
This op desu
Just be nice, many people here just want you to tell her "fuck you bitch" but you'll have to see here again in the classes so just be ok no worries and depending on what she'll answer either do the dinner or not but if you go, just be nice but distance yourself and leave early. Maybe you'll become friends and you'll meet her friends and she can hook you up. It's always good to not burn your bridges. I learned the hard way don't make my mistakes please.
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Do this >>33127237 if you want to be a chad op
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>>33127225
I disagree, it's too presumptive.
I'd gamble on dinner.


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