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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!
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Why is it so hard to make friends on this shitty platform? Everyone always knows each other so you always feel left out in conversations.
>>77284541It's not people with poor social skills, its just failed normies who have esex there
>>77287531If ur hot it's perfect for getting delicious pussy pics and esex
>>77283141just play some video games and join some server.found some lonely dude who made me distance myself from my friends cuz he gets jealous that people like me.I only really want him anyways and i hope he turns trans for me
join sever/WrVD7uQf
>>77287633>WrVD7uQftry again
why do israeli women love goy cock so much?
where do i find girls to sext with?
>>77286693tell me more originally
>>77286693share your secrets man, i'm horny as fuck and wanna blow my load with some qt girls
>>77286686Sex with Kasane Teto
>>77287698*inserts dick into her hair drills*
>>77287704*she starts drilling into your urethra*
I just want to shove my 5 inch dick inside a girl IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!I HATE HOUSTON
if thats really ALL you wanted you would have done it already. houston has plenty of escorts and prostitution.
Why do I love this meme so much?
>>77287622.My dick feels like an extension of my heart, to put it in something I dont love would feel wrong. ...Maybe i want more than mindless sex. Its for that reason im still a virgin. I dont trust any random female with my virginity.
>>77287691SAME HES LITERALLY MEEE HAHA
Port of Felixstowe edition
>>77287676based, motorcycles are neat
>>77287641>"I'm missing the football though, it not right but it's my gear and if I want to sell it it my choice, fucking get in! fucking get in!">>77287664New IPAD out next month so it'll drop in value (nevermind the drop in value for trading it in, fuck that common sense viewpoint in particular)What a howling mong SSM is. I can only imagine the antics he'd get up to on weed.
3 AM by Eminem chest and tricep day is done lunch berg on the cook fallout 4 lined baby yeaaaaah my leeeeeds love it x
get in there you bastardoff t'cex with ya
How do I find friends like this?
what kind of community do you want to be a part of?
>>77283163>bird face deformity
i thnk i scared off answerers
>>77284073Damn that guy chad maxxed.
>>7728316350 virtuabuxx says this is the product of incestmaxxing
>>77284073woah is this the power of mewing?
>meet grill>the chemistry is great>we text throughout the whole day>day later>text her>she's extremely dry>day after that>she's still extremely dryI don't get it.
>>77286910>wasted all your time texting stupid whore>display lack of actual value on yourself>your value tanked>her pussy dried hard>game over niggertry again next time
How do people want to text so much? I can usually only muster the effort to reply to somebody maybe once a day
>>77286882she probably likes you and she's too self-conscious to text whole paragraphs, thinking she might write something stupid or wrong
probably texting you on the side while she texts chad
>>77287684why are you trying to sabotage something you don't know nothing about? moids sabotaging other moids is such a gay move.no wonder it reeks of dildos and strawberry lube everytime you post, anon
What do femanon think about guys robots with a lower IQ or learning difficulties?
>>77287621Based. Thank you, I will try to serve well.
>>77287674A good slave is obedient slave
>>77287667I don't know what's more impressive: getting a 46 or getting a 150. My highest was 146 on Mensa Denmark. My lowest was 125 on Mensa Norway, which is supposed to be easier apparently. Apparently chess Legend Hikaru Nakamaura is 110 on Mensa Norway so who knows what's up.
>>77287697I'm mentally ill (severe ocd) so I can rarely think straight. Hence the results.
I have limited IQ and struggle to learn advanced concepts both theoretical and practical. Any fembots want to date me?
Spare Your Heart edition.thread questions>your type>What is trust?>Do you feel you can trust people? Why?>Do you feel that you can trust plants and animals? Why?>What separates a human beings from a plants and animals?Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions. >The reader should understand that these four criteria of types of human behavior are just four viewpoints among many others, like will power, temperament, imagination, memory, and so on. There is nothing dogmatic about them, but their basic nature recommends them as suitable criteria for a classification. They are also useful in understanding one's own prejudices.>-C.J. JungAnons Guide to Jungian Typologyhttps://paste.fo/raw/287d5fb6f7b6Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77287625so all regs are the same person?
/mbti/ is dead when you realize>sophie is a man>centaur is a 6'4 chad>chuck is a tranny>megumin is not a 17 year old girl>lilac is not sweet just a whore>breeder is a broken man>mosley is a loser>homu leftand now its just mediocre reggies duking it out. give me a break already.
>>77287142It's lich E- r Ally naught>>77287171On Meth you [W]ould>>77287364Holy shit you are not an intuitive DOES YOUR COUSIN HAVE A MATURE FACE OR FAT TITS YOU FAKE LOLICON LOSER>>77287400Incorrect>>77287625Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77287675The dead barrel roll when real eyes realize real lies
>>77287675how do i become a better reg?
Singing on a friday edition!https://voca.ro/1atbnuY3KPB9
https://voca.ro/1ltQyETrFJS9
https://voca.ro/12E0piJrdnYT
>>77281820https://voca.ro/11qEr95jlOjp
>>77284219AI coverhttps://voca.ro/1fKDAGuuWlhc
>>77284539Pewdiepie coverhttps://voca.ro/1tCI3uY5LGfu
>be me>create a post on soc>girl adds me>we vc>we have very similar political beliefs, interests and takes on life>she only lives an hour's drive away>we click very well and have lots of chemistry>I make her laugh a lot, and she says she wants to meet with me in real life (not for sex), despite having a boyfriend>after calling for 2 hours I have to go>text her the next day>she takes a day to respond>text her the next day asking if she wants to vc again>that was yesterday, she still hasn't respondedWhy do girls do this?
Part of Palestinian protest today at my University was to pray salat. Its Funny seeing troons and women supporting an archaic religion where they would be killed Any anons in a major university with current Palestinian protests
Not supporting the religion or archaic observance of misinterpretations. Opposing human sacrifice.I won't try to douse you. Thanks for the meal.
>/pol/tards love kikes now because......le brown peoplekekaroo
>>77287346>I support the opposite of the current thing
>>77283946I support Ukraine because I hate vatniks, and I support Israel in this one instance because muzzies are far worse. Simple as.
>>77287346It's weird, this should have been the moment they were always waiting for, but I guess since Jews are mostly just white people larping as a desert tribe, they feel the need to stand with their mayonnaise marauders no matter how bad they look.
So I recently got inspired by makima and you know, it would be kinda cool to make a men yours the way she does. I look reasonably good, 6-, 7 on a good day. Do i have potential to manipulate moids vamp style? Without sex.
ask my friend for advice. shes married 6/10 but has a simp army im one of them god id do anything for her and she treats me like shit
>>77287669I mostly did it because my mother constantly does that (not to me) and I want to understand the mechanism behind it.
>>77287654Pretty much I'm too passive and nice to be mean.
>>77287657Oh do you? Sorry I don't care what you want. Make him a sandwich.
>>77287605>>77287669>>77287680Pack it up fags it's another one of this ESL nigger's threads, nothing to see here
