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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

femanons are all clingy weirdos with attachment disorders and they cover that up with rude bitchiness
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>>61119661
Where do I find someone like this? if she's clingy she'll come to me whereever she is
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>>61119661
So what? Just means they can find someone who is just as clingy and wants them to be that way. That's what I did
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>>61119661
lol no most of them are total BPD trainwrecks that will flip on you as fast as they'd suck your cock
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>>61119661
femanon can attach her mouth to my anus

What were your first few experiences with anal, be it sex or masturbation? Do you like it? Femanons and male anons welcome
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>>61118547
That too. But I meant masturbation.
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>>61118071
She already answered me, dummy. It's because you're mixed race
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>>61118597
you dont masturbate with shit i hope
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>>61119544
I said I'm not into anal anon, so no.
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>>61119564
just because you arent into anal because mean you arent into scat

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why aren't you humiliating yourself in order to expiate the sins of your pitiful existence right now

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>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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===[FAQ:]===
READ THE FUCKING FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS
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>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
Your first name maybe shown. Amazon by default doesn't share but third party items may.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.
>Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us!

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>>61119784
Okay. I don't need you to tell me that, roastie.
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>list posted multiple times
>nobody has bought anything, but it hasn't been grinched

i've made it through initiation with no issues this year!
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>>61119814
its ok, i can go on a grinching spree if you'd like :)
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>>61119789
>NOBODY CARES IF YOU BOUGHT DICK
You do. You asked for proof, I gave you proof faggot.
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>>61119825
Up to you honestly, it takes me a few minutes to fix. Just means my list doesn't emit any negative qualities when its opened.

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No men are allowed in this thread. Its for us girls only.

I've been getting heaps of matches on Tinder but most guys just don't really talk that much. They either straight up ask for sex pretty quickly or just ghost me. How do I find a nice guy to be my boyfriend on there?
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>>61119632
>Is the only way to let a shy guy know you're interested to be straight forward about it? Like
Absolutely.
>"I like you."
Good.
>"I want you to be my boyfriend."
You might scare him off with this.
>"I want your cock inside me."
This is implied with any intimate relationship and I know your meming but seriously do NOT say anything like this unless you're in a serious convo or he's a volcel.
>I've given a lot of hints to this guy but he just doesn't get it.
What hints? Men are shit at picking up signals but women use the most confusing shit as "hints" sometimes.
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>>61119677
okay get abused and used by him and cry later
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>period
>ran out of painkillers
>don't want to leave the house this week

anyone else know this feel
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>>61119652
> Are you aware that Tinder is a hookup app and not for dating?

Guess depends on the location then. Here in western Europe girls on Tinder are mostly looking for long relationships.
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>>61119701
>>61119712
>>61119809
>>61119824

join the fucking server. This could be us by this time next year.

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I think I'm about to go through an incel phase. I keep getting sudden periods of existential dread when I can't seem to see a way forward, I feel like all my future plans are falling apart. With my hours being down at work and other personal issues I feel like shit. Then seeing other people getting what I want in life makes me feel worse, and I keep subconsciously trying to blame something for my issues. The decline in motivation also means not being wanting to keep fit, eating shit and trying to coom to distract myself from my problems.

I just want to move away and fall asleep in the arms of a nice gril, why does shit have to be so hard?
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>>61118574
When you're about to quit, just remember where you started. Keep improving yourself, never stop making progress and set realistic short-term goals between your big long-term goal in order to get a sense of accomplishment and keep you going. You're gonna make it.
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>>61118574
>why does shit have to be so hard?

It's not hard. You just don't know the trick to success yet. A lot of shitty people make it in life and so can you.
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>>61118574
I'd feel sympathy for you if you weren't a namefag, but you are, so I'll reiterate; stand on this chair for me.
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>>61118574
If I was a girl I'd totally fuck you, Lyci
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>>61119780
I don't think I'm that shitty, but I thought I had things worked out.

>>61119796
Meaner.

>>61119812
If you were a girl I'd fuck would too.

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Remember that if you believe in determinism, you are a failure trying to cope with your shortcomings by refusing to take responsibility for your actions.
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I don't care. I didn't choose to be alive and I won't participate in a life I wasn't destined to be happy in.

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Anyone else turning invisible and slowing being scrubbed from reality?
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what do you mean? being forgotten by humanity?
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>>61119802
In a way, yes. I'm slowly sliding into nothing while the world moves past me.
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Yeah, just found out some relatives got married recently. 3 months after it. /ghostmode/ has its downsides like all things but hey what can you do about it

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Don't kill yourself.

Suicide is for fools.

Learn new stuff every day.
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>>61118431
>pic
That explains why my butthole's so plump
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>>61118555
Post butthole now

Origrirggr
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Does that mean sucking dick could be considered sodomy?
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>>61118431
Knowledge is an addiction and once mundane knowledge becomes obsolete you learn stuff like napalm Molotov, obscure ideologies, torture tactics and all sort of depravity
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>>61118447
this, life's perceived realities on the individual's part are incomparable across the spectrum of lived experiences, and in a lot of cases it's an irredeemable toil for x number of years only to be rewarded with death, when the exit sign has been illuminated and the door unlocked the entire time

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november is almost over edition
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>>61119770
Good on ya lad keep it up
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>>61119795
wtf you just told me to stop
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>>61119792
>great khali
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>>61119791
Keep giving me energy lol
>>61119799
You just said you go a week or so without doing it,, a week is fine
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>get gf
>suddenly wanking is boring as fuck
>still waste an hour wanking
such is life

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>Forming an adventure party to explore the mythical lands of Vageen

What use are you, anon?
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>>61117769
I can summon the most powerful pepe.
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I wield ascetic virginity, bane of normans
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>>61119066
Anyone has the archive?
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Can we have our own adventure bros? I'll draw my own pepe.
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>>61119200
Fool, I reveal my face down card!

Fucking hell boys, I have been on steam for a week now acting like I am a girl gamer. Thirsty dudes are already offering me to gift free steam items. When I tell them I don't want them cuz I don't play the game they tell me I can sell them and buy something I want. Being a girl is literally life on easymode
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>>61119764
MILKA BOOBA
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>>61119797
>mfw I see the effect boobs have on my brothers
T-try to resi BOOBA. BOOBA BOOBA.
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>>61119764
HOLY BOOOOBA WOOOZA
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>>61119764
>dunking on faggots that give up their lives for women
>stealing the market from actual women
Go with my blessing, anon
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>>61119797
Slow down there, cowboy. Take this gif with you, for your future mammary worshipping posts.

>get drunk and have sex with girl 2 years ago
>that girl eventually becomes my girlfriend
>yesterday at a family gathering she says "I actually had to get anon drunk to loosen him up a little and make it official"
>everyone laughs
>it all makes sense now
>that day I was really drunk and she was sober
>kept handing me drinks and eventually took me to her car and started blowing me

I don't mind, honestly, but the fact that everyone laughed it's scary, the double standard. Can you imagine if I would've said that? "Yeah I got her drunk then took her back to my car to fuck" CAN YOU IMAGINE? I would've been lynched in the spot.

Girls are such hypocrites. My sisters laughed, my female cousins laughed, they said "Yeah anon was too shy, he needed a woman to smack some sense into him"

What the fuck is wrong with these whores, holy shit.
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>>61119312
You are white aren't you. This flavor of whinning and cuck shit has to be typed by a white man.
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Not gonna lie, I kinda wish a girl would get me drunk so she could fuck me. it is still a double standard though.
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>>61119625
More like Evola you fag
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>>61119312
>my gf had sex with me ah blo blo
>mah double standard
You sound like a homo ngl anon
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God I wish I could rape a cute robot




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