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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Well anons. Another friday. Another drink. Why are you drinkink fellow anon? And what are you drinking?cheap Brandy and becouse im a fucking failure. Fucked up school, now basicaly a NEET, 19 year old without job, school and any friends. Ama
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>>51587410
Just fuck off will you and stop wasting my time making threads that make me think there's any point in me clicking on them. Fuck off I'm so sick of you people.
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sipping some old, cheap, disgusting tequila while listening to white notice to clear up my mind a bit
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>>51587420
Red X button on ur browser might be the answer. Any way u using chrome, midori, firefox or any other browser just press X. Btw imnot wasting ur time and resources. Only 4C server. Resources. And even then they're bandwidth is doubled becouse of cloud based backup
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i drink this more than i drink water
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>>51587571
Do me a favour and die you cunt.

why are white nationalists against non whites fucking white women if they prefer asian women anyways?
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>>51586623
>Thats an additional black child that wouldnt have been born otherwise.
when black men dont fuck white women they fuck black women which is worse
>Also have you met intelligent black people? They just act uppity and spend their time manipulating white guilters into giving them more free shit.
they just need to get bleached more and they will behave like white people
>>51586601
would you be okay with a pajeet or an arab being in an interacial relationship with a white woman?
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>>51586298
I wouldn't consider myself a white nationalist.
but I don't care who you fuck.
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>>51586722
>would you be okay with a pajeet or an arab being in an interacial relationship with a white woman?

I personally don't care as I'm ironically only into asian women. I'd just respect them less than if they got with a white or asian guy. Not that they care about what I think.
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>>51586298
Fuck you nigger trash burn in hell
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>>51586425
This
If you close your borders and assimilate blacks/latino/etc everybody will turn white again in a few generations

Femanons, what are your experiences with, and thoughts on, big dicks? How big was the biggest one you've had? What's your preferred size?
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>>51586792
But I did feel some pleasure along with the pain. And I did love him.
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I absolutely love the sight of a big and pretty cock
the biggest I've had was probably 6" maybe 6.5" not that big, but the sex was amazing
In my fantasies they're always bigger tho, about 8" I'd say, I don't know if that would be ideal, but I sure wouldn't mind trying one.
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>>51587169
>about 8" I'd say, I don't know if that would be ideal, but I sure wouldn't mind trying one.
If you were a straight female I'd be able to help you with that.
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>>51586809
If you stuck my did in your pussy against my will it'd probably be somewhat pleasurable for me, but that doesn't mean I consented. Rape is rape.
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>>51587563
>my did
*my dick

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>hi there femanon, what's your favourite conspiracy theory?

how reacc
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>>51585924
chicks seem to really dig aleister crowley
he got a girl to let him eat her shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGYZ6J5F7Ng
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>>51585924
I-I think the Jews are manipulating world events to bring about the coming of their messiah.
What about you, Alex?
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>>51586654
thanks for the link friend, seems like i missed this video.
also, i personally got into him and his doctrine thanks to neofolk. of course i don't really believe in any of it, but it is still extremely fascinating.
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>femanon
doesn't exist kill yourself for being mentally ill
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>>51587446
He's an interesting dude. A mountaineer who received a holy book in a hotel in Cairo; his wife was possessed by the gods and he wrote the notes down on hotel stationary.

The /britfeel/ nightwatch is always on guard edition
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And now our watch begins lads
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First for 8000 posts
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First man, last man in
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>>51587519
Yeah lad very, they're very social animals too and you have to keep them in at least pairs. They're very affectionate to each other, they'll chase each other, play fight, groom each other and sleep next to one another. Thought they all have very different personalities so it depends. Once they've been tamed and got used to you they'll climb on you and try to groom you like they would their own. It's cute that if you feed them at the same time every day they'll learn when and will stand around their bowls or come up to you waiting for their food

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Mongols genocided white people in central asia so their "native" american descendants shouldnt complain about being genocided by whites
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>>51587399
amerinds genocided the fuck out of each other too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K84c7NlZzno

also pic related, blacks genocided each other too
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>>51587421
why were mongols such blood thirsty savages?
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>>51587480
The highlands was a harsh place. The only form of government that could survive was one based on violence and conquest. The rest withered and died.
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My ancestors :D
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>>51587476
>blacks genocided each other too
Then why are there still blacks?

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Post your experiences ITT. I'm going through some really rough shit right now with my ex and need some positive success stories. If you have sad ones that's fine too I guess..
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>>51587372
>2 years is not that much to get engaged, Ive known normal people who even have troubles to move out together after 4 or 5 years of relationship, and then when they hit like 6 years or 7 they start thinking about marriage, this is real life not
bc people got memed into this bs postmodern eternal youth meme shit
>ushing out is never good and in most cases it's doomed to fail, things like moving out with your partner/marrying your partner must be thought clearly and well. Everyone changes with the time, everything changes with the time.
Bullshit, most people used to marry after a few MONTHS of courtship back in the day, it's all memes and mindset and temptations/opportuity
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>>51587215
I know better than that, mate

>>51587185
Were not children. 2 years is a long time. Id rather be happy now with the man i love rather than be used up, lonely and bitter at 30 regretting letting my bf go bc "we were too young" and "i didnt truly know him"

Do you have any experience with this though? I could have some use for it, lets call it a cautionary tale
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>>51584997
hey op, been dating my long distance gf for 6 months. shes manipulative and is pretty normie but shes also very loyal and sweet and as long as i dont make consistent mistakes shes happy. working out pretty well (always remember flaws aside from loyalty can be fixed, but if she is being disloyal, that will never change)
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>>51587478
t.100% larper homo
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>>51587418
Nah, those people are smart, no one can assure you if you're relationship is gonna fail or not, but at least if you think things well, it'll have more probabilities to last

And we'll we're on 2019 bro, that used to happen so many years ago, now people, young people and shit have different mindsets and relationships are not the way how they used to be in the past

>>51587478
I'll say it simple and clear again, everything in the world changes with the time. Never trust bitch life.

Yeah I do, not only me, just look at this thread and you'll realise, or ask r9k about it. Anyway, greetings

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>"I am not going to abandon you"
>abandons me
What did he mean by this?
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He meant you are undeserving of love and should kill yourself. He was right to leave you. I would leave too if I had made the mistake of entering a relationship with a narcissistic cunt like you.
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>>51587532
>posts same stupid thread every day
What did the mentally ill homo mean by this?
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>>51587557
What a sick piece of shit you are, cunt.

>Minecraft is the reason Gen Z is becoming so redpilled. Here's some fun things to think about:

>Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.

>Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.

>Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.

>Enderman: A tall black man who steals shit, chimps out if you look at it and can't swim

>Villagers: Big nosed merchants who live in the desert and have their hands constantly rubbed together and constantly try to rip you off.

>Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth.
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>>51586147
>Minecraft is almost 10 years old
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>>51586147
Steve is a negro but other than that this post is based and redpilled
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>>51586147
What were you expecting? Notch has always been based. Of course he snuck in some memes.
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>>51586664
>>51587054
see>>51586218
Steve is white or at least not black.
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>>51586147
thanks for making your post real easy to read for my autistic little eyes faggot :)

>resting heart rate is 90
What's yours?
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>>51585459
97.
I'm not taking any drugs either.
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>>51587176
You do visit the drugs have made you forget liar
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>>51587033
>You mean Seneca in the Shortness of Life?
Yes I think that's the one I was thinking of.
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>>51585579
>having a fitbit
Look at Mr healthy over here
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>>51585474
No, lower resting heart rate is better.

What would you do in the invent of a school shooting?
Please no edgelords.
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>>51586643
>>I'd heroically jump in front of bullets and no I'm not vein to think this way

Okay kid.

Twenty-nine by the way.
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>>51586867
vain*

wew being around you guys lowers my intelligence quotient super fun
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>>51585763
Hiding, away from the group so not under the desk in a classroom with 15 people crammed into it, but the safest bet would be to probably destroy a window and jump out
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wonder why I'm in school, if not I usually have a knife on me(too poor for a gun) and I know how to throw it so I'd probably try to nail it in him and when he was reacting in pain I'd bum rush him and knock his lights out. even if I didn't hit him it might throw him off for a second.
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Ask shooter to aim for my head so I can die quickly.

Have you donated to President Yang today robots?
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>>51587284
Donating nullifies the sole purpose of Yang Gang, the free $1000. If I had enough money to donate, I wouldn't be voting for Yang.
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>>51587284
Sorry, I already bought my ticket for the Trump Train. No sense donating to his campaign.

Trump 2020

Why do NPCs like this unfunny shitshow ? It stereotypically portrays their precious homosexuals as manchildren incapable of even the slightest act of masculinity after all...
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>Steven Levitan
>Danny Zuker
>Jeffrey Richman
((()))
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>>51586878
>criticizes the lack of realism in a sitcom
Delving into the nuances of what it means to be a faggot would contradict the simplicity of the sitcoms.




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