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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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The older I get, the more I'm starting to believe that the antinatalists were right, even if they're cringe
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>The problem is people who ignore all of our advice about raising a family and being part of the community.
In that case, we are in agreement.
I was under the impression that you were telling them to stop what they're doing and try to rebuild at 25, 30, 35+ years old, which is nigh on impossible.
Antinatalist ARE right. They don't deserve to have kids.
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Arthur Schopenhauer and David Benatar are anti-feminists.
Anyone openly professing their hatred for children, motherhood, and the nuclear family should never be allowed around children---let alone have them. The few that give into their instincts and do end up as those repulsive social media moms shitposting everything they do with their kid (except the bad stuff) on their accounts. Of course, they do this with the sole intention of desperately clinging onto their youth and their childish ideologies; trying to bridge the gap between feminist-antinatalist and being a loving mother. It's a disaster for every one of them, and their children are all screwed, which is as pitiful as it is criminal.
Assuming either of those morons are childless, they believe in feminist propaganda.

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Are you thinking of any fictional lesbians?
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Since when was bike-cuck a yuri fan. How can a cuck be interested in shit that would make a leftist scream in disgust.
inb4 bikecuck transitions
I think about Hilda and Johanna from the Hilda series. idk Im fucked up like that
Mmm. Bikecuck tranny. As it was destined.
I'm going to draw canon lesbians taking dick and make lezcels mad

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Wagie edition
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kek he knows how to rile the trolls up
they'll be absolutely livid at that one
My cats will never, ever play football. I will NOT have the sound of "thud thud" banging in my earole all day
>own a house - Check
>own a car - Check
>have a wife - Check
>kids will call you dad - Check
>play footie with the lads - have no friends
>die surrounded by family - hopefully in many years
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he did not like this
no, not one bit
he remove it and ban me
and it not true
it not sting him
naaaw he winner who can take criticism
Mark is fun on his own t b h, people just need to watch him make an arse out of himself. The people who watch him don't need these cuntish bullying parasites reuploading his videos with license free Tommy Cooper music and lying to the DWP about Mark. It just ruins the fun.
It's like getting a lolcow swatted only for them to get their brains blown out. Great, now what.
fucking psychotic mongs need to fuck off. to top it all off they're not even funny or creative with their bullying
>"He wanted a girlfriend and he's got no social skills and he was frustrated out of his brain," he added, when asked about why his son may have targeted women.

old bread >>77135622
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Nuh uh, i want to date a cute boy and go to church together while we hold hands.
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cross posting cuz I already typed it all out

I do find you cute but you're something else mr bradley montana

>youre just a str*ightoid
Say it to my face nigga see what happens
Pull up

Hi cutie where you live? Wanna marry?

I'll reconcile your skull with a bullet, heathen
If you're gonna go with that then yea sure God loves all people even sinners. But you're still not supposed to do sinful stuff with no intention of stopping yea? And if you don't, then what the hell's even the point of the religion?
Okay now your just in denial anon, the bible clearly states homosex is a sin and god hates fags. But i don't care i still wanna date a boy and worship god together anyways.
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Same but it's not gonna happen
I can call you a straightoid to your face. What you gonna do about it?

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>men have unrealistic beauty standards for women

>men will fuck anything

Well? Which is it femanon? Can't have it both ways. Either men want perfect 10/10 models with huge tits and ass or men are fine with anything and find all women attractive, unlike women who only find the top 10% of men attractive.
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>being a NEET means you are employed and in education
Are you really ESL?
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>"don't turn into a fat cow from eating 5000 calories a day" is unrealistic to ask of women
>but women think demanding all men be hung, 6'4 ripped Giga Chads with perfect hairlines if they don't want to be permavirgin is perfectly reasonable
You realize if they only fuck people who have money or for looks, then they are not fucking anybody, right?
Because if you neither have money, nor looks.... they are not fucking you.

I can't believe I had to explain elementary school level logic to somebody.
The men who don't fuck anyone are also not "fucking anybody" you dumb retoid.
Don't bother, they are clearly pretending to not understand to bait us.

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Went to the hairdresser today and when he was washing my hair i started crying anyways new hair :33
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it was just blown out thats why its dry
Y u cri fren?
thank you i hope it doesnt fade too quicky and yeah
omg its just hard like people touching me after not being touched for a while
I would probably cry too if I got touched, but it would have to be by someone I knew who I haven't seen in years.

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contemplating suicide again, pls give me something else to think about
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You don't have to end your life to end your current life
Just go awal, move to a different place completely, get a new job, find new friends
Start a different life if you don't like your current one

Also, 6 months after I failed killing myself I started dating my current wife and my life improved 200% overall, so don't think that the pain lasts forever
Exactly. They also shoot blood from their eyes to freak out predators
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I just got a job offer at walmart as a cashier, if I start I will be making 15 dollars an hour, and I will only be working part time.

I just have to pass the background check, because I'm a felon
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Keep thinking about suicide
How old was she?

Sometimes the only thing we can do in life is just keep trying even when we don't want to. That's all I'm doing. I don't want to go to work right now, but it would be significantly worse if I did.
At least when I go outside to get to work, it's a nice day out and I can listen to podcasts while at work. I'll also make money and help bring cool shit into being. It's not all bad, even if I don't want to work.
Good luck anon. I must leave soon. Ignore the inevitable trolls who will tell you to kys, it's not worth it and they are probably suffering just like you.

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>go to lf and cc to try and understand women and potentially cure my misogyny
>"tee hee I want to make money but can't camwhore"
>"why? because I live with my parents"
>"tee hee I hate old actors who date young girls"
>"but I wish I had a teenage bf"
>"tee hee they don't looksmatch how did that ugly moid get such a gorgeous gal"
>"but I wish Chad would date my ugly ass"
>"tee hee I sucked so many dicks in school"
>"but I wish I met a young virgin bf who would eat my pussy"
>my misogyny quadruples
what the fuck is wrong with women
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Oh yeah because proof, logical, emipirical or otherwise, is so normie. As evident by all those average IQ theoretical physicists amiright guys?

Holy fuck you are beyond help. Schizophrenia?
Unironically every normie your age thinks "theoretical physics" is something interesting and profound.
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>my whole point was that CC proves r9k right
>>>What does that have to do with r9k proving CC right
i don't, you tell me.

in case you didn't pick up on it >>77143695 wasn't claiming that r9k proves CC right, the opposite actually.
>i don't, you tell me.
>>i don't know,*
sorry, im a retarded ai bot.
No. Starts with M.

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I just want to pick up and move to Asia. To be surrounded by Asian women. Must be nice. Here in America, I'm surrounded by fat brown people. What did I do to deserve this?

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every time i visit this board i want to scream "GO TO THERAPY" through the screen fucking goddammit you guys are so stubborn
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the number of retards I've triggered by merely suggesting humans are social creatures is amazing
thanks for sharing your gay webcomic faggot
You are mentally retarded, consider the real option of assisted suicide.
I am actually a schizo as in they have brain scans confirming Im screwed up at the physical level in my neural makeup, which means talking to some stupid roastie wont change shit about me.
Have you ever met anyone in Therapy? Shit clearly doesnt work bro

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Going to end up like her if I don't get my shit together I fear ifykyk
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you dont think pic rel is cute?
she could be if she got a better haircut that shit's giving me ptsd to the horrendous un-styled bangs I had when I was 12 and first discovered emo
So you don't like messy girls? Not even stinky girls with oily hair? I don't believe this. I guess that's why you're lesbian
What do you think life is?

Why do you think that all human behavior comes down to responses to pleasure and pain? No duh people want to seek pleasure and avoid pain. Even dumb animals understand that. But pleasure and pain can create behavioral traps when the source doesn't correspond to something that has survival value.

I'm sure being zonked out on heroin feels wonderful. But most people are smart enough to recognize it as a behavioral trap because the pleasure you receive from it is not otherwise tied to anything of survival or reproductive value.

We enjoy salt and sugar moreso than other nutrients because they are uncommon in nature but beneficial for the organism by providing extra calories and so on. Ever seen a deer sit by a salt block licking it for a while? Same idea.

It's just that you've made your salt block and heroine other womens intimacy.

I suppose you can't be blamed in the same sense heroine addicts and deer can't be blamed because something in their biology overrides what should be common sense. But I digress. You are a genetic dud that couldn't figure out a way around your own maladaptive behavior.
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I like these kinda stinky girls with messy oily hair

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(just got this reply on this video)
He's indian just ignore it

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I lost 22 lbs in 4 months.
What method did you use? Originally organic
nta but i lost a lot quickly just paying attention to calories and eating 1 meal a day
How many calories? Can you give a ballpark figure of fat lost?

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