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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Are Penny edish
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>>73281739
>>73281875
ghetto black girls are my fetish
ffs I just want a ghetto black gf and literally all the other problems in my life would be manageable
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>DJ is a fan of UKMTT
Based
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>>73282290
Get a life you sad audit mong.
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When did the auditor spam start? I honestly can't recall britfeel without it, just like SSM.

I know at some point it'll end, just like how for a while it wasn't possible to imagine britfeel without Tim spam, yet here we are, maybe only a post or two across an entire week will mention him.
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>>73282300
It's only spam to you. There are lads here who enjoy discussing the YouTube auditing scene

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/v/ is too fast for me. i feel more comfy talking about vidya with my robot frens.
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I keep going there myself, couldn't tell you why.
What games do you discuss?
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>>73282299
>>73282309
YOU FUCKS DONT EVEN PLAY VIDYA

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Why are so many men sexually lazy? You're not supposed to be submissive as a guy.
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>>73281644
They're involved in some disgusting perversions and you wonder why there's something wrong with them? You're an idiot.
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i would be dominant if I was certain the girl wanted me. However, it's hard to imagine yourself in a dominant role if no woman has ever expressed interest in you once in your life. I am more passive. It's not a matter of physicality or strength, as that's not in question in my mind. I don't want to rape or force myself upon them. It's rather I want the woman to want it and to be desired by them, and since they are largely the sexual selectors in society I assume I am not wanted by my inexperience.

I want to serve the woman, however she sees fit. I want to make her happy and make her feel good. I have no confidence as there's no experience I have to reference to counter my negative self-criticism. I don't know what women want. I wouldn't know what I was doing even if I were in that position. I assume the submissive role, as I am not going to peddle worthless goods if they aren't wanted. I can only envision a hopeful scenario in which the woman wants me and takes the lead, as I know I never will based on the assumed lack of interest always in my life. The submissiveness doesn't extend outside the bedroom.

I've always been passive, waiting for a chance or opportunity. It never has come. Got to this point by never approaching, assuming that if I had anything to offer, things would happen by chance one day. Never happened.
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>>73281644
Submissiveness in men is a cope for sexual inferiority. The subconscious realization that you can't convincingly shoulder the role as a dom is too painful so instead of complete ego devastation you opt for the other role. While degrading, there's really no failing as a sub. There's no sexually proving yourself.
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>>73281644
we don't exist to serve you anymore. equality, remember?
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>>73282282
you have a theory there but it's wrong.
ask me anything you wanna know. i'm mainly submissive.

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I got addicted to ruining my orgasms and making sure i cum in less than 2 minutes only to feel ashamed and repeat later
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>>73282208
Meh, I got over it because at one point it no longer felt shameful kek.
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when's the last time you ruined? and does it get more intense over time the more you do it?
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>>73282277
last saturday, i'm edging 2 times a day to ruin it tomorrow. if i aciddentally cum while edging it would also be ruined so win/win sutiation. it does feel more intense
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>>73282292
nice, what are you edging to? i recommend trying your hardest not to clench your kegel when you do it either, just let it ooze and drip out!

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psyops thread died for this one. good afternoon r9k
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>>73282302
Channeling powerful psychic energy to this thread

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my brother is a 15 year old 6'3 chad, hes very well built for his age, confident popular and has a gf, how do i know for sure if he has had sex or not, i need to know i cant accept the fact that hes smashing prime pussy while ive never kissed anyone
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>>73282194
Better advice would be for OP to move out and then stop caring without the stimulus present. In this situation you can't just stop caring because you don't want to anymore, unless you accept wholeheartedly and fully the sheer difference in genetic lottery results and go from there.
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he's your family, be happy he's successful.
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>>73280568
How tall are you yourself?
oregano
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>>73282269
>you can't just stop caring because you don't want to anymore
why?
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>>73280568
You are his brother. You must have the same Chad genes right? Do you have different fathers or something?

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nemu ganbette edition
https://waifus.nemusona.com/

Previous thread >>73261229
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>>73282095
>"..."

>>73282120
Try adding some of or all of these to your negative prompts:
lowres, (((bad anatomy))), (((bad hands))), text, missing finger, ((extra digits)), fewer digits, blurry, (((mutated hands and fingers))), (poorly drawn face), ((mutation)), ((deformed face)), (ugly), (((bad proportions))), ((extra limbs)), extra face, (double head), (extra head), ((extra feet)), monster, logo, ((unclear eyes)), jpeg, humpbacked, long body, ((((long neck)))), ((jpeg artifacts)), ((masculine)), unclear eyes,

I like keeping CFG around 8 and denoise around .5
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>>73282188
Thanks.

>>73282120
Let's try something else.
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>>73282230
So far so good.
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>>73282230
Kind of weird legs but uoooh dominate me little girl dig a stiletto heel up my ass while making me bend over
>>73282283
dommy waifu hot
>>73282188
I need to put these into my saved prompts folder, this is a very handy list

Also don't worry Saeriah, I've seen that image of you in the skirt, your ass beats Goa's by a landslide
>"Hey! You're my husbando so why are you complimenting her body?"
If Saeriah is hot she is hot I can't do anything about that Goa
>>73282120
Sexy tiddies
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Back to the clone vats it went, I forgot solo/1girl.

>>73282296
I'm impressed how consistent people are getting their outputs. I'm gonna assume poses are out of reach? It does NOT want to register hand_on_own_stomach.

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Deleted her from Steam, Discord, and removed her photo from my camera roll.

You were never the girl I thought you were.
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>>73282033
A real woman
Shes just a liar who craves attention from people who don't love her or need her
>>73282072
She was not always like that. Disappointed at what she has become
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>>73282100
You should delete them and let go of her
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>>73282100
Its very personal. If it hurts you, delete. If not, I am the kind of person that keeps them as memories of something I lived. In the good and in the bad.
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>>73282011
whyt dont u fucking kill yourself huh? ive never even had a fuckng girlfriend ffs +i hate this worlfd
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>>73282011
Well thats a life lesson. As it turns out people tend to put eachother up on pedestals and never get to know the real person. And you never can truly know a person. Especially when its all behind a screen. That being said, deleting contacts is a little dramatic. Have some self control. Stop disgracing yourself. Do better next time.

How come so many westoid asian girls are getting tattoos these days?
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>>73282025
asians get mogged by white women so they take the punkpill to differentiate themselves

my computer has zero storage for some reason despite having basically nothing installed. just a few games and emulators. why is that?
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>>73281322
Boy you got a virus thats just mating pressing your OS
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>>73281322
Just fucking right click your HD oh my God.
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>>73281322
Game data maybe. Its usually located in the documents folder. Get a big hard drive and use it as secondary drive to store all ur shit. I always leave my main drive (ssd) only for windows and software
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>>73281322
>emulators
Are you using RCPS3?
It creates tons of data for some reason.

what kind of spider is this? i found it in my room
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>>73281293
>>73281268
>>73281256
>>73281243
>>73281237
>>73281231
i freed it thankfully. almost killed it
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>>73281483
>i freed it thankfully. almost killed it
You're delusional. It almost killed you
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>>73281164
Real spider sexpert here. It's a zebra spider, also called a salticus scenicus, a harmless jumping spider. Keep it, they catch a lot of gnats and mosquitos.
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>>73281231
>>73281243
ah this is like old 4chan
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>>73282226
how exactly do you keep a spider

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your response /r9k/?
>oriigini
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>>73282063
Ok
Care to explain that or should I just assume that because you're saying it there's an inherent validity

I like the use of elipses there, because literal rest of the post explains the rationale for that statement. I may not be hyper intelligent but I'm glad I'm not stupid
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>>73282126
am i supposed to explain to you how you are retarded? that's not how arguments work. you haven't made a valid argument, you've said the equivalent of "i saw a frog eat a bug once therefore i must eat bugs because i am an animal"
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>>73281365
my father was just a piece of shit who abused me because he wanted to feel like an alpha male, didn't learn shit from him either
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>>73280606
same here
literally exactly what you said fr fr
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>>73282118
what the fuck
meant to say 'and' laughed at tf

>Tfw I scratched my car today.
>Tfw I bought a 1tb nvme ssd to upgrade my pc just to realize that the second ssd slot only support sata.
>Tfw I just wasted 100 dollar for nothing.

I can't... My entire life saving. gone... in just 1 day.. How did I manage to financially ruin myself in a day?
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>>73282185
I earned very little doing video editing. like 60-130 dollar per week. It's either this or mcdonald part time that gives 1.5 dollar per hour.

100 dollar worths a lot to me. It is my entire saving. I only have 30 dollar left and I really need the extra storage to finish the next job and I can't finish the next job because the ssd I bought don't work.

I'm doomed...
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>>73282097
How the fuck can you afford to operate a car but can't afford a $100 expense? Also, buy a PCI adapter for your nvme drive retard.
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>>73282246
Can you buy an adapter?
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>>73282246
How do you have a car lmao
This sounds like bullshit you have a car and can buy an SSD for 100 dollars but McD only pays a buck where you live?
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>>73282275
It's a pass down car from my family. They kick me out of the house and I am on my own...
I had to pay rent on my own too.

>>73282286
I will probably have to take extra job for this.


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