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>I see people on street
>they look like my freiends
>get closer
>total strangers
I'm glad this french pseud got hit by a car
He was IN the car

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Well, how would you respond, /r9k/?
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This image is a wild ride.
Of this image, only Carl of Benjamin survives in the same state
Armoured Skeptic:
>His fiance, who was in the same skeptic youtube business, she left him and now hangs out with fucking Vaush of all people. Now does really bizarre devil's advocate videos for fringe conspiracy theories about world floods and ancient aliens. Seems ironic but then says shit that makes you question it.
>It took people like Sargon and company making fun of his recently deceased dad to make him realized he's around bad people. Is back to doing science videos like he did in the 00's. Makes fun of Elon Musk's "inventions" a lot.
Sargon of Akkad:
>Never left 2016. Mostly a joke to most people outside his community. Either went leftist or needed something harder than "classical liberal".
Amazing Atheist:
>Probably the dumbest one of that period, and followed where the wind was blowing. Yet somehow the only one that still had those 00's liberal convictions and is back to espousing them after Trump disappointed. Pretty much disconnected from the rest, probably more left than when he started
Tim Pool is an unironic retard who somehow failed upwards his entire career and just waiting for the day that it comes back to bite him in the ass although for Dave Rubin I kinda fucking feel for the guy. His attempts at showing the tolerant right keep failing because he just gets the worst people on his show who hate him for being gay. Reminds me when he broke the news about his kid to Ben Shaprio and denied to have dinner with him because he's gay lmao. Same goes to that conservative transwoman who keeps having meltdowns over other right wingers using her as the 'I have X friend' card and just talking shit about her. For those two I sincerely hope they just quit the business for their own sake honestly, those people are just gonna ruin them.

Although if you really wanna talk about the absolutely insanity of the right just look at the Abortion issue happening right now. They basically set a ticking time bomb on the American legal system by overturning Roe V Wade right now and for what? Just so one of the supreme court justice's associate can go on the record and say that the US needs a constant supply of infants for adoptions? Like what the fuck, seriously. Not only that but during a BABY FORMULA SHORTAGE they still VOTE AGAINST the bills to get more into the country to help mothers out. Honestly if keeps going down like this I'm actually liable to believe that these people are just doing these things to simply punish women because they won't have sex with them. It's insanity.
I never really followed him as much during this period. I used to be a big Christian in the 00's, so I didn't even like him before his anti-SJW phase. He became full on anti-SJW, having the same surface level interpretations of people's arguments as everyone else. I think what really woke him up was, honestly, pretty stupid but still better than nothing. Trump threatening to re-criminalize weed in 2017. Don't go near a fat 00's stoner and his weed. All the shit Trump did and said was just overblown media, but weed was personal. That's literally what he said. Whitest man ever.
I only saw him now and then between then, he would pop up near some leftists like I think Vaush, and then I think host debates between both leftists and conservatives like Kyle Kulinski.
Recently I saw a video of him after Roe v Wade was overturned and he was extremely pissed off and regretful of the shit and people he propped up during the Trump years. So I think he's smarter than I gave him credit for. He just got caught up in the late 2010's craze and the hysteria over what blue-haired college kids on twitter were saying. They were easy content farms. Millions of people looked at that, claimed to be liberals or leftists, said "we're going to far" and voted for people who were as conservative or worse than Bush.
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I accidentally lost all I fucking wrote and feel like smashing my balls between cinderblocks.
No one deserves what Dave Ruben or Blair White get on a daily basis, but my sympathy for them is very limited. They made their bed, they propped up people who, without exaggeration, view them as less than human. This is not a joke.
>Just so one of the supreme court justice's associate can go on the record and say that the US needs a constant supply of infants for adoptions? Like what the fuck, seriously. Not only that but during a BABY FORMULA SHORTAGE they still VOTE AGAINST the bills to get more into the country to help mothers out. Honestly if keeps going down like this I'm actually liable to believe that these people are just doing these things to simply punish women because they won't have sex with them. It's insanity.
Conservatives are anti-human and if I were more insane than I already am, I would be saying that they want to force women to birth more infants they can't take care just so Republicans have more children to eat and rape.
Obviously I don't believe that, but remember that a non-significant amount of Republicans believe in Q shit or Q adjacent shit. They're in congress or give them a bone, show up to their rallies. This is more mainstream than socialism ever has been in this country. The "groomer" accusations are a subtle way of weaponizing this.
Meanwhile these people get off to keeping people poor, immigrants being murdered, always divert attention when one of their own does something vile. I fucking despise the the LARP that somehow Republicans are now anti-war when Trump increased drone strikes from Obama, who increased them from Bush.
Conservatives are just sadists. And Democrats are masochists who let it happen.
I can't find the stupid meme I was looking for:
Two things conservatives hate:
Being called racist
Black people
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Still mad about marupol, I take it?

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If I'm cut and the only thing I have to give up to get a moderately trad, esoterically inclined gf is pork then I legit can't see any downsides.
There's no guarantee she'll stay with you, though. In our hypergamous, gyno centric world, she'll probably cuck you for some arab
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ironic, that would be

r9k was never meant to be a haven for incels, we were just taken over by angsty frog posters. what we WERE was a comfy community of Arcane mentlegen. naturally this attracted lonely incels due to the community that was built up.

Slim thicc Jinx to catch attention
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I keep forgetting r9k is just another failed /b/
>r9k was a arcane hangout
I'm guessing this is a joke, or a delusion?
R9k is like over 10 years old, arcane show came out in the last year.
That's at least about a 9(+more) year period of r9k without arcane.

Go back to /a/.
tthis post gave me cancer
This place used to be /b/ with the filter. I remember when numale incels used to just have a couple of threads. I don't know why these idiots decided this meant they were the board.
>slim thicc jinx
Heresy, jinx is skinny and petite. At that point what you have is a cosplay of her

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Mass Shooter Edition

Babby's First MBTI Test:

MBTI 101:
MBTI 102:

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Sorry anon but you didn't explain anything.

Even just going by type 2's core desire of wanting to feel needed and loved indicates Fe. Type 2's are attached to the emotional needs of others, again, Fe > Te, etc.
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She doesn't love you back
My understanding was it was either both agreed upon the exchange was room and board for sex and the femboy tried to not put out or they both heard different agreements when they were negotiating and that didn't go well.
Either way femboy ate at the restaurant and bill was due.
>your type
>your IQ

write to your demons, angels, monks
your friends and foes
god and the devil
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You are thinking abiut her but she's not thinking about you
This applies to people in general, and likewise all things. Peace in simplicity. Turmoil in complexity.
I wonder if you screencap my posts to you in letter thread. Do you laugh about it with your friends and bf (or fwb)?
I have finally introduced discord bf to fingering himself for me after weeks of trying to convince him and I couldn't be happier. I can't wait to peg him soon~
To my darling C,

I'm so sorry to leave you like this, but things have become unbearable for me. You won't understand now, but one day you will enter the greater world and you will see the tip of that blackest iceberg, and perhaps extrapolate from it the extent of my woes, of this entire planet's suffering. If not for you, I would have left this land of confusion far earlier. You have been the greatest beauty in my life, the only meaning I ever found here. Every moment I spent with you was a privilege. Whenever you embraced me, whenever I held your precious body in my arms, everything would sparkle like the world had turned to gold. Whenever you left, whenever we were apart, it was like I'd been disemboweled. I hope that we can meet again one day in a time and space worthy of you, far away from here. Until then, hypocritical of me as it may sound, you must live.

With my whole heart, with undying adoration,


Any one else remember that anon who accidentally tear gassed his apartment block?

What about the anon who raped his little sister then ran away from home and went to post about it at a McDonalds parking lot?

What about the legendary fridge bro? Or the last nurgleposter who had dog shit all over his house?

Who remembers jizzmas? What about cartelbro?

Why does nothing cool or fucked up happen here anymore?
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All larps you fell for. Pathetic!
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Which guy had the scooby doo lamp? The guy who tried to fuck his mother?

What was the resolution to that one?

I was there when the Anon raped his sister and was hiding out at a McDonald's. I don't remember what I was doing of where I was that day, but I was in those threads Anon.
hey to be fair we had hole in back guy a few months back, that was a pretty entertaining saga i would say.
anybody desu links to these threads? i need a good laugh right now

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Why do women hate men who can't drive? I have autism and exceptionally shitty motor control, so I will probably never learn. I just walk, bike and take the bus when I need to.
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It is just another way of saying that woman only value you based on what you can provide for them. There is no such thing as love
I mean, everything a man needs he can get from himself / another man. Except sex, it's a two way street. Yes relationships are transcational you retarded baby, stop watching hallmark movies.
Yeah, but whats wrong with that?
I value women for sex and their ability to bear my children. It's a fair trade.
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My fellow no-license bro. The other incels like to make fun of us as a way for them to forget about their own pathetic lives, but who's laughing now that gas prices have gone through the roof? I tried driving in a parking lot once, and I hated how one has to apply the exact amount of pressure on the pedals. Off by .00000000001 newton? You'll crash, be responsible for all the damages done, and probably go to jail.
I live in suburban USA, and it is pretty tough to go to places. But, my local bus system isn't too bad and I can get to a fair amount of places with it. It helps that I'm a shut-in who rarely wants to leave my room anyway. It has severely impacted by job prospects. I had a job once where my parents picked me up and dropped me off, but it was humiliating.
I live in Winnipeg

>gives you major schizophrenia disorder
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it's literally just lying to the government to steal money from taxpayers to get sicker and then secretly allude to how you are just acting the whole time and layers of irony

it's just totally corrupt

it's just a form of dissent inspiring until you're literally so dysfunctional you can't pay taxes, you can't raise children, you're being put to
sleep. You probably think it was an inside job and then others get to deal with the problems that came out of all those losers as well that can't tell up from down but are just doing some manipulation as well.

I have but if you watch the ball you know where things are going, putting feathers up your ass makes you a chicken. The whole thing is to take your innocence.
Meth. op is on meth shitting on weed.
It doesn't lol. But it can induce psychosis and make you start hearing voices. Smoking more than you can handle can make you paranoid as fuck, too.
I've only been actively smoking for like 3-4 months and I've become a much more loving, caring and chill person since. The only downside is my short-term memory ain't as sharp (but it was shit anyways).

What I would never do again is synthetic stuff, like speed. No upsides, and once it wears off, you still feel like either murdering someone or offing yourself for the next few days.
dide pal buddy literally the weed thing is a lie to keep the jews happy
It is basically like murder imo giving people drugs that make them go crazy or worse, that's probably an old school take but that's one part of it I can't deny.
then it's just "more than you can handle" but they're all crazy af too in one way or another

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This is sasha grey at 18 years old getting gang banged
How common is this behavior?
I remember one girl from school who regularly went out with a guy in his 50s with his yatch and sucked him and his friends off.
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Imagine being her dad
He's totally fapped to this one and the kne where she drinks her piss
>How common is this behavior?
>literal porn star
Not common.

>I remember one girl from school who regularly went out with a guy in his 50s with his yatch and sucked him and his friends off.
I would not be surprised if this girl had a fucked up home life. Or was into hard drugs. I've known a handful of people who did shit like this and they always had something abnormal going on.
Oh forgot to add that about half of the time people I've known have done stuff like this rape was involved.

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After smacking my balls a couple days ago for a Seiga anon and them saying they don't see what would be a downside if they broke I wonder if I should just hit them closer to being busted...
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>tfw no gf to make me abuse my bepis for her while she teases me
As in the text?
Yeah, if only
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>Yeah, if only
But have you tried asking nicely?
Anon how to I grab someones ip address in javascript?
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>/r9k/ is /trash/s /trash/
What, really? Which thread?

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Kissing and hissing edition.

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Be careful what you wish for, cutie.
I have thought long and hard about it and there is nothing in the world I would want to wish for.
Sounds good to me then
Sadly we live lightyears apart or something. Good luck in finding a fag (who are known for how sexual they are) who wouldn't mind being in a relationship where they'll never get penetrated or whatever but are willing to jerk you off and whatnot.
Yeah you're probably a European or something. Its always like that. But like i said im open to the idea of expanding my interests.. just gotta find the right person for it.
>tfw no rain tonight
At least the weather is cooler than it was last week...

Rei is running late for school: Day 1022

AWOOing in AWOOyoming
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You can pick birds too?
I can be like, a seal, right?
A Sealie?
Can I be a baby seal?
Or what about a Sharksona?
dude youre supposed to know more about this than me, dont ask me
Awoonami? Awoonami.
"Great job. Persistence pays off, Champ. You've gotta give it all you've got. When I was your age, we had a fullback by the name of Mort Shavers. We called him Mr. Dependable. If you needed three yards, he'd get you four yards. If you needed four yards, he'd get you four yards. And if you needed five, he'd get you four. Often through forward momentum, but did he give up, Champ? Nope, he kept workin' on it and workin' on it. Spent a lot of time before and after practice working on his balance and speed, and it paid off. So fast forward a few months later: It was 4th and goal with ten seconds left in the state finals; there were only five yards separating us from the end zone, and Allentown had everyone locked down solid. But lo and behold, there he was -- wide-open in the flat, so your old pop tossed the pigskin and he caught it right between the numbers. We won, and I proposed to your mother the next night before I shipped off to 'Nam with the 7th CAV. The tip of the spear! Every journey begins with a single step, Champ!"
I love you OP. Been here since day one.

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