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subject says it all, but i think that this may be some letter agency trying to do the next "incel mass shooting" calling it now. fucking federal normies kys and gtfo
>>72101782there's someone more hidden than the bene tleilax, while i've only been trying to show the bene gesserit for the witches they are. there's probably a grand plan someone spelled out in the 60's that we're all partaking in
if they're going to damage the incel movement i'm all for it. same as when they bumped jfk off, that cunt was going to pull out of vietnam and sell Asia out to the commies
>>72101673I HATE THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST GTFO GOVERNMENT WAGIES
>>72101706>>72101673based asf.exactly. >this call may be monitored and recorded for quality assurance purposesfucking think very fucking carefully about your next shitpost.
How can you tell who's a fed and who isn't
why is it so hard for me to make friends. i just want one friend. i just want one person to talk to. girls dont like me because im weird and every boy ive tried to be friends with ends up developing a crush on me, and only want to be friends because they wanna fuck. i just want a friend.
I'm very Ronery.
Thoughts on this build, bros?
>"let's have a slow-burn sex life while speed-running all other relationship milestones"this is how a colleague characterized dating in in his 30s to me todayis it accurate?
Women become very washed up in their 30s and exponentially age
>>72102944Good on you for calling him out
>>72102944Men can bench and squat their max weight at 35 on average. Most boxing and MMA champions achieve that in their 30s. 30s is physical peak and many men can stay very strong into their 40s. A 50 year old man is equivalent to a 35 year old woman.
>>72102963Why cause I'm right you stupid? George Foreman was a World Heavyweight Boxing Champion at 46 years old.
>>72102963How hard are you coping ya roast slurper?
I love beefy pussies
>>72099470even better>>72099956also based>>72101726sorry this thread is for heterosexuals, we know you faggots tend to keep the anus on the inside most times
>>72101080It's soft, pretty, looks cool, cleaner, and makes it more fun.
>>72099439Horse poooooosay my garden that's a bulbous roastbeef lips I bet it neighs and whinnies
>>72099439It looks like it stinks
>>72103009>It looks like it stinkshot
Anons, I need to choose an engineering discipline to go into in two weeks!I'm trying to decide between computer engineering and mining engineering. I'm equally interested in both.I'm a 1st year Canadian engineering student.Here's what I think so far:Computer Engineering:Pros:>Higher likelihood of getting a TN visa and moving to the US>High salaries in the US>Possibility of remote workComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>72102907>Computer science is indeed over saturatedIt really isn't. It has one of the lowest unemployment rates of any job field and the median pay is much higher than the national average. FAANG layoffs aren't large enough to move the needle on the overall field.
>>72102907>What do you like? If you don't like computers or similar stuff then don't go.I'm interested in electronics, computer hardware, and high level programming.That being said, I'm also really interested in mining. I don't prefer CE over ME.>>72102928>Computer engineer makes more so go with that.Mining engineers make way more than tech workers in Canada. I do want to move to the US but I need to take into account that I currently live in Canada and only possess Canadian citizenship.>See here for median pay by engineer typehttps://www.bls.gov/ooh/architecture-and-engineering/home.htmThis is American data>It makes no sense to say that computer engineers are a dime a dozen and somehow mining engineers aren't when CEs are worth more on the labor market.Mining engineers are more in demand in Canada.
>>72102330The mining degree is MILES better, especially if you live in one of the western interior provinces. They need people for those jobs BADLY right now, you will never not have work as long as you live and company's will be competing for your time because of how many boomers are retiring out of those roles
>>72102977>They need people for those jobs BADLY right now, you will never not have work as long as you live and company's will be competing for your time because of how many boomers are retiring out of those rolesThis is true. However, mining engineering entails staying in Canada. I really don't want to stay in Canada.
>>72102971>Mining engineers make way more than tech workers in CanadaIt's pretty easy for Canadians to work in the US. Big companies are usually willing to sponsor high skilled Canadians. It's not the same barrier as if you were Indian, and even Indians have an easy time coming over here. >This is American dataMining eng Canada is 100k, CE canada is 83k. It's not a huge difference and it'll be easier to get sponsored to the US as a CE.>Mining engineers are more in demand in CanadaEven with Canadian numbers it's clear that CEs are in demand. Median wage in Canada is ~60k.
When did you personally realize most women were legitimately evil, despicable beings? As in, was there ever a moment IRL were your beliefs about them were validated?
>>72100443>girls need excitement, variationThis is why I cannot and will not date. Women constantly need to be going places and doing things everyday just to be content. Its awful
>>72102465Looking at it again, I think you are right. Still it works for the creepy factor.
>>72100276> WHY AREN'T THEY BEING WHORES FOR MEEEEEEE
>>72100174when female coworkers went off on a string of "(mongoloid)asian men b lykk" jokes. no self awareness,no restraint. it was completely opposite to their usual bubble hot chip latte vibes aura omg beyonce! demeanorim south asian and half of the "jokes" applied to me. i was really sheltered and legitimately didnt know thats how most women view non jbwbros
>>72100236Truth of women is they areeasily corruptible, lending towards a hue of immorality. However, due to this, it gives the stronger women with greater ability to resist immoral behavior (not limited to sex but also manipulation, anger, pettiness) a value far above most men. Their spectrum is wider, but because of this, the majority end up on the morally bankrupt end of the spectrum.
Anyone else here tired of the culture war? >am an humanities major (go on and laugh)>class discussions are all about equity and that all whites have internalized racism etc. and getting them to admit to it >just don't give a shit about this at all and think it's cringe seeing classmates admit they're all racist >don't contribute to discussions, just mention that my parents had a hard time immigrating here >conservative guys do nothing but make cringe triggered jokes all the time and accuse everyone of racism to be ironic >don't find any of this funny, just tiresome >one of them starts to rant to me about genders and trannies >don't care about any of this either>just want to go home and play vidya
>>72102970stop lying to yourselforigger
>>72102961well the problem there was race related shenanigans, I want to live in like a future society like star trek and shit, but apparently the establishment has doubled back in it, they want everyone to be tribalistic and irrational, probably to make them easier to manipulate
>>72102992What the fuck do you mean by that, youre not white?!
I love the culture war because it provides me endless entertainment from both the fags and the chuds.
>>72102135>and getting them to admit to itI'm not a humanities major but I'm taking one humanities class now for credits in one of the most liberal cities in the country and this does not happen. Not once have I seen an instructor make white kids admit they're racist. If you believe this than you were also brainwashed by the culture war.
Massive cock anon, I summon thee! For those of you that don't know, he posted about a month ago, he was worried that his cock was getting too big still growing at 18, and also generally being shy, cute and adorable, almost straight out of an animu. He posted a video that I couldn't save, so if anyone has it it'd be great if they reposted it.Come on, don't be shy, we know you are lurking there and we want to hear more from you.
>>72102309It's not only the huge cock, but also the fact that he is an adorable boy.I can search "kid bengala" and see a bigger cock, but the dude is a huge asshole. I don't want to see him or his cock.But OP, he seems to be such a sweet boy, I want to hug and kiss him the whole day (while holding his massive monster cock)Desu~
>>72102876Doesn't look that big. Hmmmmmm
>>72102947>12.99 inches>not that bigDude literally needs medication to get it soft
>>72102443No one cares about his legs. Hes not even like that skinny. his thighs are hot IMO
>>72102445Curious about what? You have seen the dick, what else is all this commotion worth?>>72102484As anyone could already tell>>72102876I knew I should have put inb4 WE ONLY DO IT BECAUSE THE HECKIN PERSONALITY THOUGHCopy and paste the exact same personality on to anybody else and nobody would give a shit, but that personality suddenly becomes so interesting and charming when there is a massive dick attached to it. Not that there was much personality to be derived from a few 4chan posts to begin with.
If girls can get off by rubbing their tiny ass clits on each other, small dick will also be enough to get them to orgasm
>>72102968we cant. this only exists in porn. real lesbians dont scissor.
This apparently is rarely done. Lesbians don't have sex, they just take turns masturbating each other if anything.
With recent advances in AI technology and that war going on in a certain part of the world, I feel like we're entering a new era in human history. I started to feel this way around late 2022 and early 2023. Does anyone else have similar feelings?Also, I'm posting this on /r9k/ because I want to know if any other robots feels a shift in the paradigm, not to discuss the war that shall not be named - please don't do that (though discussing technological advances and AI is fine ITT).
Yeah I agreeI am 34 and grew up in the 2000s. The culture is night and day
>>72101621>I feel like we're entering a new era in human history.anon, almost everyone is feeling this for one reason or anotherit's just a race of if we are going to be left behind.>>72102202what the fuck. i've been thinking about this all day and this is the first post i see on r9k?>>72102305the mind is a machine that can be healed
>>72102504consciousness is not a machine, consciousness is software. make sure that whatever hardware you're using is actually compatible with the software (your soul and mind) or else it will unflinchingly destroy those things
>>72102595>make sure that whatever hardware you're using is actually compatible with the software (your soul and mind)agreed. it's a hard thing to change but i wish to be differentare souls even real?
>>72102986even if you do not feel a soul is real, there is still some fundamental part of the self that can never be copied, even into data. to choose this fate is to have your link between yourself and the cosmos severed. Thou shalt not disfigure the soul anon.
>superior monster color >superior nic >superior vidya
league is dogshiti only drink red bull sugar free editionSUICIDE YOURSELFA
>addiction>addiction>addiction
>>72098456>CopenhagenGrizzly dark is better.>Sugar freeWhy get an ENERGY drink without sugar?
>>721029173 vices aren't that bad.
>>72102903tft isnt league>>72102917I can quit any of the three if I really wanted to but I dont because tarot anon said im gonna hit challenger. I need the caffeine and nic to help me get there>>72102973nah I tried grizzly before you should pick up some Swedish snus. I tried some before and the buzz will make you super light headed. regular energy drinks make me jittery
