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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
Can black nerds and white nerds be friends in current year?
>>84356966No because white nerds will be chuds/white supremacist 50% of the time. Usually when a white man's life is shit they resort to racial supremacy or transition. Pure white nerds are extremely rare in current year.
>>84357175>Pic related applicable
>>84356966If white people can't admit anime characters aren't white, then no.
>>84357175I'm black and I have multiple white best friends.
>>84357175This is more prevalent now than it used to be. Every short fat Chud dude you meet now can talk about Pokemon for 3 hours, but then they also think they are the most persecuted class on the planet and it's extremely hard being a "white" guy even though they're like 1/4th "white" or w/e ethnicity it is white people think they are, they never actually know, they just describe themselves as a crayola shade with no further backstory.The black equivalent of this is a black nerd who identifies strongly with black culture to the point where he sees himself a victim.
what is girl autism like?
>>84356503at one point i had three different guys trying to fuck me at the same time. i was completely unaware this was the case till 3 years later when i looked back on it with a better understanding of human social customs. im not even attractive.
>>84356217The little Allan looks like that little soijak holding the heart.
>>84356808Alright alright no need to brag
>>84356217you just know she fucks the big alan
>>84356217There are two forms1: The retard that is attention starved, farms simps, might orbit a particular male, gets emotionally involved with him, flirts with him, gets horny with him, and spergs out and becomes an unlikable bitch when he reciprocates.The "femcel" aka narcisist2: horny retards who attach themselves to a guy who is nice to them and who they look up to and love to put out for him. Generally freaks with xtreme kinks. Things fall apart when they get bored or you snap at them the first time.this could just be low iq bpd, idk. but it's very similar to other autistic girls, jus a lot more fun.
thinking about this is driving me insane, maybe i'm back in the hypomanic phase, but i really need to show off my new vibrator, no talking or anything, it has to be with a r9k looserishi think that's the only thing that will give some kind of satisfactionis that too gross to even think about?
>>84357248bro nobody believes you. girls like this exist but they generally just seek out an individual to court and orbit him until they get bored or he stops validating her. If you were actually some super horny girl who wants this kind of attention you would have posted your pussy already.
>>84357261i dont have the energy to do this but shut up
>>84356640Kill yourself tranny. Don't ever make a thread again
>>84357261WomenAreMoreRetardedThanYouSeemToBeAbleToComprehend YouAutistComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>84357276please be latinx
I'm gonna go for a walk with my boyfriend! I really need it, because after the made me a bunch of yummy food, I feel like I need to move around to digest it all properly. I love my boyfriend, he does so much for me~
>>84357213>Me and my bf were lonely then we met each otherthat's good, it's good for you, but you don't need to shove your good experiences on everyone's faces. your experience isn't necessarily going to happen to anyone else, and all you're doing is like waving "hey everyone, i got lucky". either way, you didn't reply to my question, so i'll take it as you being both dense and unempathetic.>>84357187>The OP is a mentally ill poster called Tranny-kunis it? i see. wouldn't be surprised
>>84357251These are essentially troll threads where he attempts to demoralize people by posting about the gay sex he has with his male lover. It's actually just one guy role-playing as two people, he actually had two entirely different trip codes to represent both of then.
>>84357259>he actually had two entirely different trip codes to represent both of then.i remember tranny kun, i thought they had broken up? it was the guy avatarfagging as C.C. and arguing with everyone
>>84356391It's false anon. No irl woman likes Otonari no Tenshi, maybe is troon, a bi faggot or a ragebaiter
>>84357282he's still arguing with everyone, he still makes the same shit bait with the same characters and keeps larping as two people (retard san and tranny kun)
Mornington Crescent editionfor the night shift lads who aren't turbo seething clowns
>>84357215Ah okay so no proof then, got it, buddy!
>>84357255yep no proof! nn!
Nobody fell for his shit LARP and now he fucks off.
>>84357191I'm proud of my brown skin, it looks good and protects me from the sunWhites on the other hand, get dirty easily and burn in the light
>>84357291>it looks goodIt doesn't
But all he did was make a discord hate chat about me and didn't try to make me a public spectacle, just a private hate chat about me dedicated to shit talking me. But I did almost get murdered because I met up with one of them in person without knowing they hate me.
>>84356996Didn't you feel at some point they didn't want to be around you? Then would you pursue such a relationship?
>>84357009I honestly dont know>>84357054I knew my british e-crush who made the hate chat hated me but not the others involved
>>84357035I loved him so much and obsessed over him deeply but he hated me
>>84357108And you are still obsessed with him? Why? Because he was an attainable loser too?
>>84357268He wasn't attainable and wasn't a loser. So no
Post your waifus and husbabdos here! Talk about waifu! Talk about husbando!
>>84357149Ts was so tuff cuddie <3
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!RANDYVS.CHARAFAG!!!!!!BEGIN[Verse 1: Randy]its time to taek these schizophrenic waifu freaks to townyou should post your fairy voicebecause you sound like such a clownim a badass in a ski mask and im hairy as fuckyour a fatass who supports trudeau and all the other cuckswhat a schizo tulpa freakyou think shes gonna go to heavenfeel the fire of my beats cause hells the only place youre left inComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>84357265Even more tuff my lil cunnie
DESTROYING PALESTINE WITH WAIFU
>>84357271nobody can take away our wives precious smiles!
I wish I had my own foid to cuddle to sleep with :(
you know it's over for the white man when they call the Jewish man based for dating a beautiful woman because they think the jew's pale skin makes him white.
first nigger to travel to the vicinity of the moon
>>84357281The white man put nigger in space but he put a chimp in space first tho.
Niggas on the moonI wish nasa would have made him come out as gay for extra esg points so i could make a gayniggers from outer space joke
do you guys think they did gangbang in space
sippin big squidward fuck is you talkin about my boy
>>84357244You can tell when someone is gen A
men needs to dispose of their morning irritation in order to be fully productive.
I'm going to save up enough to get a literal cube of inward facing monitors playing this and other gifs like it of big fat asses slamming against the screen. However many PC's and monitors it takes. I'll box myself in and goon myself to death. I hope they find me weeks later, wasted away and dehydrated to death, covered in my own spunk while the bootygifs still play.
>>84357257Or you could get a dog or something.
This man loves to act like the antichrist.
>>84355149I doubt they even care about being called hypocrites anymoreThey know their place is licking boot for dear leader
>>84355149this has been clown world since the clowns started revealing their sinister presence by lurking in the shadows across america in the 2016 clown sightings. this world belongs to the killer klowns of outer space, buddy. we just live in it.https://youtube.com/watch?v=fOUrnUktTjU
>>84355149>it's wild>>>/reddit/
>>84355822Trump posted that image in response to the Pope calling him out.
>>84355822is saying the phrase its wild supposed to be a reddit indicator now? you people will be triggered by anything, christ.like reddit spacing, right?
