/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text. 7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.8. You cannot post a picture without text.9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!
Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.>>>/soc/
Literally the only reason for there being no universal basic income is that people seethe when others aren't below them and don't suffer unnecessarily.It's a weird sort of sadism that is inherent to the majority of humanity.
>>73611190>that memeGo back to twitter, tranny. Then get a job.
>>73611211>an incel obsessed with twitter and tranniesSocial media brain rot
>>73611194It's intriguing seeing you try to justify your lack of empathy for others as wanting to 'help them'.But i guess if you looked at yourself with a truly unbiased perspective you wouldn't be able to bear how petty and cruel you are.
I like how UBI trannies wont even tell me how this pseudocommunist bullshit is supposed to work when I genuinely ask them. >>73611198They only post vague shit about empathy and human nature.
>>73611216Pure projection. Posting communist tranny memes won't change the fact you're subhuman. Now get a job.
>No highschool tier drama>No circlejerking, no hugbox>No women>No dramafags>No ewhores>No pornography>No spamWelcoming friends of all stripes64dtt3nq
>>73609248>no ewhoresWelp, ya lost me there. The only reason to join a server is for the potential of getting your wiener kissed. Everyone knows that.
>>73609865I've been in several robot male-only servers and the only thing they talk about is video games and being lonely. All the time 24/7. It's the most depressing thing I've ever seen kek I can't believe I wasted my time in those servers.
>>73609883Get off my fucking board and never return
>>73609883pathetic how pussy whipped this shithole is these days
Hahahah fuck abyss kicking me for no reason faggot
Goodnight, Anon!I had a really cozy laidback day. I watched some game awards stuff with my big brother! The new Sonic game has me super excited!Aside from that I spent a lot of time saving Street Fighter art, the characters are just too cute.Tomorrow I'm going out to do some grocery shopping. I'll treat myself to some snacks. It'd be nice if I could share with (You) though.Sweet dreams, okay? Let's cuddle extra close tonight.
Special meme update. What do we think?
>>73605933It's correct statistically. Why do you go on the internet to post lies?
Well it depends where to be honest. Dating in the middle east is very different from Europe and that's different from Miami or is it a Amish community? No such thing as generally when it comes to dating and sex. In my area, poeple generally fucka round alot until 28ish and then get married. And that's it.
>>73606448It proves that the gap between male-female and female-male rape is much smaller than people think.
>>73606469this isnt really that blackpilling when you consider there's more men being born than women, meaning that even if everybody just dated one person for life there would still be 5% of men that never scored
>>73605849I think you're retarded
I feel nothing, i have no identity or personality.I dont care about anyone other than me.I hate being around people, i dont consider anyone as a friend.I am the fakest person that i know, I'll die alone and i cant do anything about it.
>>73611161Why did you make this post? You seem to indentify with these traits you've given yourself and you seem to want to share with the class of snot-nosed kids you loathe. So why did you make this post. Are you poisoned, like me? Addicted to sweets and drinks that taste wonderful but hurt you all the same? Can you acknowledge something like that?
>>73611161>I am the fakest person that i knowElaborate.
Schizoid gang ww@
>>73611161Sounds like you're autistic.
why do people come here as touristscome out lurkers i know you're here you can solve a captcha you can't be that stupidwhat is wrong with you people? why do you come here if you can't even post?
>>73610641Most people don't enjoy endlessly reposting the same few sentences so that you can reply to things that don't need a reply
>Why do people come here?You know it might be annoying but it's better than talking with mid 30 or 40+ dudes in a low traffic board
>>73610641I moved here because normie social medias were worse
>>73610641I'm banned from posting pictures.
>>73610641been lurking for roughly 6 years everyday nowi dont post because theres no point in postingim pretty sure half the users on here are bots i see the exact same replys to the exact same threads also theres no point in even arguing with the retarded losers on here, they will never change thier mind about anything.
>black guy harasses white woman for existing >white girl proceeds to tell him she wants to hang out with him >he continues harassing with her and arguing with her >she ends up mooning him before leaving Is this really what goes on in America?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBrjkIrMoyU
>>73611117So you didn't actually understand what was happening in the video. Got it.>>73611126>/r9k/ is a /pol/ board you faggot tranny2016 and its effects have been terrible for this entire website. Morons like yourself genuinely believe this shit.
>>73611148Incelism started pre 2016 and your /r9k/ was probably only normal for 2010 standards
>>73611148>NOOOO FAGGOTS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WELCOME HERE!!!I love when gay faggot kike newfags think they're gaslighting works on anyone.
>>73611152This. The term incel was brought into popular vernacular fro this board. I know the MSM say some feminist came up with th term in the 90s but trust me, the term was being used around here as far back as 2008. And no robot who was using the board then read feminist propaganda >>73611148See, you have no friends. Now fuck off back to plebbit.
>>73611199You're trying so hard to fit in, and failing miserably. >>73611208>Literal headcanonTroglodytes like yourself shouldn't be allowed to access the internet under any circumstances.
I'm gonna waterfast over the weekend. It's probably the fastest way to loose weight. Anyone wanna join me?
>>73610832did you do it a lot before
>>73610838every now and then yeah, while doing omad as well. i really should get back on omad at least, but man when you work a physical job its too easy to just stop and get something hot fresh and tasty on the way home from work.
Yeah I'm fasting too. Been doing it to lose weight, still a bunch left but at least it works.
Sure anon lets watch anime to pass the time. I also promise I won't talk about anime girls giving your tired crotch a tongue-bath.
I fast everyday by just drinking coffee + water and being too dumb to cook
Cuddling with fbf editionPrevious:>>73587024
>>73610927>there was no coffee made So make some??
>>73610923funny image :3
I always miss out on the best discussions :(
>>73611195Let's fix that by having an awesome discussion right now nonny!
What's anons favorite food? I like ramen and bibimmen.
>your type>do you travel mainly by bus, car or other?>what kind of transportation is your favorite?Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions. The test attempts to assign four categories: introversion or extraversion, sensing or intuition, thinking or feeling, judging or perceiving.Don't know your type? Take a test here:https://sakinorva.net/functionsAn introductory article:https://www.myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/mbti-basicsIs MBTI - pseudoscience?https://pastebin.com/0jkuLMkc Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>73606909I don't often show up in public
>>73609172>be Si(T) autist>normalfags hate you because your sensory perception is weird and your logic is not very factual either >autists hate you because they think you are a normalfag because an intuitard woman doesn't understand sensationIt's a sensory kind of hell.
have you ever asked yourself a question, answered it and immediately misunderstood your own answer so that you spend the next 2 hours trying to decipher a self inflicted paradox?
s*phie's gonna kill himself? hooray!
>>73610842Can't really relate. I might answer instinctively or by intuition, and understand later why that was right or wrong, but I never misunderstood what the answer itself meant.
porn has destroyed the incel mind. this is why everyone here is a blithering retard unable to form any coherent thoughts and repeating the same thing every day. you have made all of yourselves special education students but even they might be smarter than you.
>>73610473i do not look at porn and i am quite articulate
>/pol/chuddy seething over CoomChads episode #1531God bless porn and god bless all the beautiful sluts that create it.
>>73610443Ironic considering that nofappers have the same talking points they just repeat over and over, and the moment you debunk them they turn to spamming soijaks or saying that the west has fallen.
>>73610524imagine watching women whores while you sit alone jerking off all day. and thanking the jews for it. the cuck race everyone
being an incel is one thing but being a low life scum who posts rage bait on 4chan is way worse off on the spectrum of degeneracy. I mean, you're seeking attention in one of the saddest ways possible because you don't get any IRL. How do you cope? Or is THIS your coping mechanism for loneliness?
fortnite ninja
>tfw only having a gf will make me happy>tfw can't get a gfI hate life
Reminder that girls don't want a guy who gets a girlfriend to rely on herShe isn't your mom
>>73610995I just want love and affection and for someone to care about me. I don't need a mom. I'm not looking for someone to take care of me
>>73610989Anyone ever beaten this? I don't care about anything else
