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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others.

>>>/soc/

Why the fuck do people still tan? It's scientifically proven to age your skin significantly and increase your risk of skin cancer. Besides, it doesn't even make you look better. On the left she has way more facial contrast and a more consistent complexion. At best it'll just make you look different, at worst it'll make you look worse. And either way it'll make you less healthy.

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>join discord channel
>it's full of trannies
>all of them are condescending and passive aggressive
>literally shill and advocate for pharmaceuticals
>speak opposing stance
>all of them gang up on me and threaten to boot me
>call them faggots
>get kicked off from server and get sent threatening DM's
>one of the admins got my IP address
>turns out discords mods get access to that

Why is Discord still a thing?
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>>84084036
Ne'er a more psychotic predatory and unstable group nowadays, even Nazis seems reasonable in comparison. No wonder they're Satan's minions.
>>84084047
It's a cult for a reason, these faggots will literally try to ruin your life and kill you if you don't do everything they say. Literal Taliban tier.
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>>84084398
nazis ARE reasonable, you retard. everything you think you know about mythical evil boogieman "nazis" is a retarded exaggeration because the opposing side won the war where nazis were pertinent to it and wrote the rules and history books. national socialism and fascism are two of the most reasonable fucking things you will ever study if you bother to actually look at it objectively without the veil of ww2 atrocity propaganda and lies.
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>>84084036
>get sent threatening DM's
You mean DMs
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>>84084486
I just mean that nazis tried relocating ppl and had some organisation, and not just outright trying to off them or ruin their lives. You can have an extreme belief, but just offing anyone that disagrees with you isn't going to work. Im not pro or against nazism.
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>tribe of societies most pathetic, despised, lowly worms find a platform that gives them a shred of power and they abuse that power

Yeah, no shit. Discord and the internet is the only place these losers are ever gonna be able to get back at the world and take their anger out on others. Dont feel bad about it, youre better off not interacting with a bunch of dysgenic retards anyway. IP doesnt work the way you think it does, even if they know it they cant really do shit either way.

What the fuck is wrong with them? Why are they so fucked in the head? Why can't they just abstain from doing crime?
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>>84084462
If you're in Germany and in Dresden, you can join us in PEGIDA (Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamisation of the West) I never belonged more anywhere else and made friends already one of who is like a brother to me
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>>84084462
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
inbreeding

When did you realise girls get as horny as boys
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>>84084469
right. this is how life works. there's parts to life that some will never experience (not saying you never will) because they are closed off from them. to know about the women club and all the sex that goes on within it requires being accepted by them which requires sharp looks.

the incels on here are always wrong about shit because they aren't in that club and as such they are trying to fit in with us sex havers because we are the only people on here that anons actually listen to. they have an issue with accepting that they're incels so to cope they're constantly maintaining a feud with us
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Ive known my entire life basically. I was chadlite growing up and was only incel back then because of severe autism and mental illness. I have always had women basically throwing themselves at me. When I was in highschool girls would literally try to back their ass up into me dick and I never even spoke a word to them before.

If anyone has questions about how women really are if they find you attractive or just have questions pertaining to the experience of a handsome male, feel free to ask. Also, if it makes you feel any better, I have succumbed to twink death and have descended to a 5/10 at best.
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>>84084492
that women and men behave differently. you've got a mental block that hinders you from perceiving humanity. i hope you get over it xoxo
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>>84083357
>ended up getting 4 women pregnant
4 women? why the fuck do you women like abusers so much?
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>>84083122
>...and there's a boy your age.
What if the boy looks like this?

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remember you're a womble edition
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*informs the apus ian huntley has been taken off life support and will soon be kill*
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>>84084376
Shippy will be in mourning
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feel worse than a dying street dog, shan't be doing fuck all today
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>>84082909
Yes dayz. Sorry, logged off and went straight to sleep.
Met the owner of the server I play (lately) on, and he turned me into a midget, haha. I had to put a squeaky voice on myself when seeing other players (not part of the deal, I just thought got to play the part).
Good fun, IMO methinks.
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>>84084513
Why yes, it is a bandit kitty car. And here it is after I had some LSD.

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When did you realize that modern dating is actually just natural selection?
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>>84084404
Spotted the excess male. Just go die in war already.
>>84084356
Precisely. Now women are free not to date uggos and incels. Natural selection was distortrd by the patriarchy and led to a wave of unidesirable men passibg on their genes. Luckily this is being corrected rn.
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>>84084475
It is. We are litteraly getting rid of subpar, excess males.
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This is actually true. Consensual eugenics, basically (but only the women get the option of consensual selection and participation).

All of the ugly, short, weak, low IQ men will die without passing their garbage genes on.

Unfortunately, women select for violent criminals and still breed with low IQ men as long as those men are tall, strong and masculine. We wont get rid of stupid people but logically the average IQ should rise a little bit as more low IQ men fail to breed. Men do not get a say in this government engineered eugenics program, its either fail or succeed, such as in nature. Many smart men will find a way to get pussy and have kids through resource provisions even if they are ugly.
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>>84084375
You reek of heteroid aggression desu
Try being bisexual and less desperate for women
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>>84084356
empathetic gender wants you dead if you're not a bbc or 7 ft tall

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Who wants to get drunk with me tonight

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Every time I talk to an 18-19 year old girl she wants to make it some sort of weird ddlg thing. I'm only 25, that's not daddy kink/older man territory yet.
No, I'm not going to call you "daddy's little princess" and roleplay molesting you. Just be normal ffs.
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A couple years ago i started talking to a femanon who was like 10 years younger than me and i eventually realized she was into ddlg and she started sending me pics of fucking plushies and her weird bedroom that looked like a 10 year old slept in it. Ghosted her immediately. Fucking weirdos. I felt bad because she seemed nice but yea no thanks for to therapy
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>>84083868
>I'm only 25
and they are straight out of highschool
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>>84083868
If you aren't going to shoot, pass the ball
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lol you guys are such fags. "so yeah some prime 18 year old qt was into me cause i'm an older dude and she has like an older dude fetish and wants me to be her daddy dom so i was like, noooope, sorry bitch!" if these aren't fake stories the two faggots above me are literally homosexuals. i sure hope you're not the type of lonelyboy cunts to complain on here about your bad luck with women when literally an ideal scenario like this presents itself and you shun it because uhh uhh dude that's creepy or whatever, fucking hell you fags.
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>>84083868
man niggas are such faggots on here legit a hot 19 year old is calling you daddy and instead of fucking her youre making posts like these
like when i was 19 a 18 year old girl called me daddy and it was the hottest thing ever for me it genuinely made my dick so hard its crazy just fuck her bro

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I wish a girl would look at me like this
but it will never happen
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>>84084485
You can just go to Pillows channel.

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Dear Women,

I don't resent you anymore. I reject you. I think that's fair to be honest. I think you needed to explain yourself and make some behavioral changes and amend and apologies a long time ago and you didn't. You are never going to improve or evolve. You are a sterile, dead thing. You have no creativity, no self awareness, no growth and no capacity to flourish. You are a degraded animal with no high principles whatever. Even the cruelest sexists of antiquity did not actually realize the depths to which you were capable of sinking. You get an F-- , a -5/10 and I have nothing positive to say about you. Not a single good thing. Ask yourself why and how you behaved all these years to be seen that way.

Better to be away from you. That's all we want now, is to sequester ourselves away from your filthy plagued presence. You are a spiritual pustule, a disease. I don't want to entangle with you. Any man that wants you around is a man I also do not want to interact with, for he is an animal same as you. You have no charm but the most base, pathetic smacking of the flesh. Any man who does not see that as not worth having is a man who lacks a soul, same as you. I want you gone.

Anon

>Last Thread:
>>84047163
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>>84084461
The form, the eidos of "Women" is bankrupted.
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>>84084400
>I don't resent you anymore. I reject you
You have achieved true freedom, friend
Only if you are being sincere, of course
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>>84084461
The very archetype of women, that all women ascribe to is demeaned.
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>>84084480
True freedom is autonomy over the self. In this particular instance you may be right, but really it's more of a longer, continuous process than the switching of a binary.
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>>84084490
True freedom, in this case, is not wasting your time on what females think about you or trying to land one--like 95% of threads on here are whining about trying to get a gf
And when that truly (and it's a big truly, because men are weak) happens, you are free

Speaking of 95%, I bet 95% of married men wish they weren't married and had never been married

What are like the nichest communities that you guys know, I've already swept through the mainstream of niche things, now I ACTUALLY need niche stuff
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>>84084470
Don't know what kinds you mean but maybe a niche fashion like lolita/ouji, pick a certain time period in a certain country, there's diy stuff like models and 3d printing, etc..

What class would you like to be in a fantasy world?
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>>84081738
Psion
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>>84081738
troll rigger or decker from shadowrun
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>>84081738
Whatever lets me travel the world in peace. I want minimal interruptions if I can meet other people I'm happy but I'm happy just wandering from town to town. I've always loved that idea from Pokemon that you can just walk like that, meanwhile here you're walking basically the entire duration of the sun being up just to get to the nearest town. It's kind of sad
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Archer desu
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>>84081738
Assassin. Mage close second, anything with an emphasis on me killing them with maximum efficiency with minimum risk to myself.

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>Look good (confirmed 7/10 on /soc/)
>Have a decent job for not having gone to college
>Own a fucking house, didn't even have any help from family or some BS to get here.
>Mature and emotionally intelligent
and its all worthless because...
>Barely autistic enough to be socially awkward

And that's enough to be the final nail in the coffin that is no gf. Life is bullshit, prolly gonna kms in the next few years. Like seriously fuck, I should have just gone for the NEETbucks route.
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>>84084433
Why don't you geomaxx to the philipeans? Andrew anglin is a bald 5ft 2 (lol) goblin who is an unapologetic nazi and lifelong incel and he talked about slaying pussy like a superstar there.
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>>84084439
I don't give two shits about "getting laid". I'm not even a virgin somehow.
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>>84084477
You can find a wife or partner even easier broski just consider it a 10x multiplier to your SMV
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Consider a bf~
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>>84084489
0x10=0 dawg.

>>84084499
I have, but I just don't like ass. Even women's asses. I'd even date a tranny if they passed.

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Why is it that girls would rather put themselves through this than date a sub 5 male?
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>>84084126
Dios mio
Le abominacian americano judeo
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>>84084126
anything for methbux
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>>84084206
These guys HAVE to be on meth.
>>84084218
This. Thats why I laugh when people say legalize drugs. It wont stop them from costing money. Drugs and money are the root of all evil. They will make a person sell their soul and do terrible things.
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>>84084126
Women don't like, love, desire men; why don't you understand this yet, you imbecile? open your eyes, all of you
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>>84084231
If you would legalize drugs they would become dirt cheap and you wouldn't have to do desperate shit for drug money.


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