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>this is famous art

How fucking retarded normie are?
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How much money can I make by shitting, pissing and cumming on a canvas and calling it a masterpiece of art?

The only reason id buy something abstract like this, is if it actually meant something, and there was actually some kind of hidden code or puzzle within the randomness. I could hang it on my wall and stare at it until I recognised some sort of pattern or symbol. Itd be like a visual jigsaw or a national treasure or something.

not any because you're not famous or a smooth enough talker.

how you get away with that kind of shit is you start off with a real, genuine passion, and then you get lucky (maybe after you're dead) and get popular with the flagrantly wealthy, who then proceed to buy all your shit so long as you can talk them into believing its heartfelt. it doesn't actually have to be heartfelt once you get in, but you'll never make it through the grind unless you actually care because the chances are low and the street process degrading.
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>Hiro will never make bad English a bannable offense
feels bad man

>b-b-but it's n-not my native language
get fucked. This is an American website.
I'm not even American or even a native speaker myself, but one of the reasons I used to love this website was the relatively low percentage of foreigners. Nowadays there are more and more of these retards. baka
Hitler's art was bland. Anyone could see that.

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When did you become addicted to anime?
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ask me how I know you're from reddit
me how do you know im from reddit
>my life is already shit
>watching anime
Either it will improve your life or keep it already shit as it is
And if your life really is that shitty, who cares if it goes downhill even more
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Ask me how I know you're from /a/
When I was first coming to terms with the idea that I might be trans I started binge watching a ton of cute-girls-doing-cute-things shows which I'm pretty sure was some sort of desperate grasp for the exaggerated femininity they had to offer. Now that I'm out of the closet I don't watch nearly as much I used to.

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What is your honest opinion on Trump?
Shillcucks not welcome.
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Yes but normies are easily influenced by failures.
Let's just face it. He was only there to be the hippy controlled opposition to take away votes from Trump as some alternative more "peaceful" republican.
Good for America.
But I'm Europoor so Shillary is better for us.
He's just dumb, that's all there is to it. He's just unintelligent.
a legend, 'nuff said
He's a literal fucking moron. He's incredibly myopic and doesnt realize reality for what it is. No self restraint, shit temper, gobble up whatever people feed him. Thank fucking god he's not gonna be president.

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What is bothering you anon?

This is 100% original.
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The smash community is the only thing holding my life together. I hope I don't get raped by wagecuckery enough once I graduated so I can still enjoy the one place where I somehow managed to make some decent friends.
>failing college for the second time
>taking a "semester off" next semester
>don't even know if I'll go back to college
>feel like a complete failure
>want to study for IT certifications and get a job within 8 months
>tfw all I really want out of life is a weekday job with weekends off
>work in retail hell and hate my life, going for management
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The only thing in life I care about anymore are cars and I fear that in 10-15 years, traditional cars (with gasoline/diesel engines) will be outlawed and replaced with gay ass electric motors.
>you will never grow up in the 50s/60s and work on cars in the best generation for such a thing
Sometimes my chest feels like it's got a balloon in it, and that balloon is trying to inflate. Like it's going to blow up.

Other than that, not a whole lot. I think I'm being flattered/conned. It's okay though. Well out of my league. I tell myself that in both our hearts it's real and then I believe it is. It's foolish make believe but it's all I can do.. forget deep breathing. It's the best coping skill I've got.
A girl from work is mean to me a lot

If she's in a bad mood (which is basically an hour of every shift) she gets annoyed at me specially and acts like a sarcastic cunt whenever I make a mistake

It's pretty tiring desu

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>be at work fucking wagecucking till 11pm.
>walk home because my bike got stolen and I can't drive
>open the front fucking door
>hear a big fucking scream
>What the hell happened? I run over to living room and see this random girl screaming her head off
>family invite over our second cousins twice removed or some shit, their kid is apparently mentally disabled.
>I have never heard of or seen these people in my life
>I don't even know where my dog is but I ran over to the girl and looked her over, not bleeding, not anything looking damaged
>Uh it looks like she's okay maybe her just snapped at her, he's old and gets tired late at night
>Tard girl: "Nwoooo hweee bwit meeeeeeee" tears streaming from her mongo eyes she's 12 by the way
>I find my dog in his usual spot in the other room, his floor blanket, the spot he always is in by this time of night
>Okay so he looked like he was sleeping and you could have scared him
>Are you sure he just didn't snap at you? He's never bit anyone before.

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You should put her down OP
Oh wait she's already down
>Bonus: if the dog stays alive you probably won't see your shitty relative again for a while because they'll be butthurt about it

This is only a positive thing.

I'd say kill the potato, but realistically speaking that probably won't happen. So not getting to see them again can only be the best outcome.
>two hours since last update from OP

I'm expecting a follow up if the thread dies.

Don't let pupper die, OP. fuck your family if they would rather keep a potato happy than their own son.

kek hfjhh

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I had my 3rd phone interview this past Thursday, & they updated my application, So safe to say I'll be going to the 4th interview?
Don't check too often, they look at the frequency with which you check the website to determine their initial salary offer.

We already discussed the salary in the first interview

>4 interviews for a job

What the fuck
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I'd say so. Unless something went horribly wrong in your last interview

I'm currently waiting for my 3rd interview.
>tfw only 2 interviewing suits
Should I buy another? Or will it not matter anyways?

I just ate an entire container of Jello.
How do I stop myself from getting diabetes?

You won't if you don't make a habit of it.
Stop eating entire containers of jello
Diabetes is caused by quick glucose metabolism. I'm going to give you the tl;dr version: people who ingest and then burn a large amount of calories a day, essentially heightening their metabolism, are more likely to contract diabetes. All diabetes is, is an inability to process glucose because the patient's metabolism has been fucked from running at such a high capacity for so long.

The key to avoiding it is slowing down your metabolism, which primarily means burning less calories. So anon, you should move and exercise less, and keep your body at a slow relaxed pace.

Remember: only 30% of overweight people actually become diabetic. That's a minority. That's because it's the minority of people that are both active and overweight that contract it.
Bruh, I can't thank you enough for this post. I feel like an absolute retard when it comes to health so this really helps.
Anon the advice he's giving you is 'don't exercise'

I don't know about health either but it doesn't sound right

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I've been feeling pretty shitty lately robots, can we have a Wojack thread? Share your Wojacks
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here's another for you, OP.
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my collection isn't that big, but I've got a few more for you.
my rarest one desu
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I've also been feeling pretty awful today. Hopefully it's just a passing thing, haven't felt this bad in years.
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bumping for new ones

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Who here /hatehomelesspeople/ here?
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I will likely be one when my parents dies, so I can't bring myself t hate them.
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I am a student at a uni in Atlanta, and i fucking can't stand these fucking homesless ( usually niggers)
> be me
> Walking to college dining hall
> alone, minding own business
> Nigger homeless walking beside me
> "How are you doing today"
> " Fine" i reply
> " good, good, do u have a quarter or fifty cent
> I had my wallet on me, but not wasting on this worthless trash
> " no"
> " okay, u probably saved my life, i was gonna spend it on cigarettes
> he laughs

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>>32265309 dont you got a sister to fuck?
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I don't hate homeless people

I hate that my city has tons of free public feedings and social services which attract filthy, smelly, violent, mentally ill, drug addicted, wretched bums from all over California. In the same parks where they feed the homeless in Santa Monica, they have signs saying don't feed the squirrels because they will overpopulate and destroy the landscape. So why do we feed the homeless, all that leads to is more and more homeless pouring in from everywhere to the point there are dirty bums everywhere you look, and you can't walk through the city without being aggressively begged for money 20 times, can't enjoy public parks because homeless people loitering everywhere, and the public libraries function as day care centers for the homeless, everywhere int he library smells like piss and BO. Looking at the local crime reports and most of violent crime is caused by these "transients" robbing, punching and stabbing people.
It seems like a lot of homeless people have become much more aggressive recently.

They've started blocking the doors of businesses demanding money to let people pass. They only hang out for a few minutes, running before the cops show up, but it's really annoying.

Plus you never want to give them money; the last time I did, when I pulled a couple of bucks out of a pocket to give to a guy I always saw begging, he rushed me, and tried to reach into the pocket he saw me pull the money out of.

I pushed him, away without much trouble, and the dumb-ass didn't realize my wallet was in the other pocket; I had just stuffed a bit of change into the one I had pulled money from.

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Is this the future?
Yes. It will only get worse.
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Absurd isn't it? I guess entraping a beta is provider to syphon money from is a team effort.
I... honestly don't give a shit. I just can't get outraged any more
What's going on in this pic?
Oregami origano
The mother is having her kid take a picture of her. The kid is probably enjoying herself (toddlers love playing with cameras) and the mother's going to share the picture with her friends on Facebook. But I guess REEE roasties, millennials, etc

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>dreamt about having a gf again
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>dreamt about having gf to cuddle with
>dreaming about anything other than the mundane aspects of your life
i wish I knew this feel
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I know that feel anon.
Let's just hope they were right and that it does eventually get better.
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>dream ex decides not to to break up with me after all and we have a really good time together again
>third time this year
Makes me sit on the edge of my bed for the longest time and think

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Time for another chart thread boys


Discuss, hate, criticize, rate eachother
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I like you, dubsbro
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Your taste in music is really 2007

Yugioh cards are still a thing?

Book 3 is the best of a good series. The show ruined it for me though.
>Yugioh cards
you would be surprised
I actually like MTG more, but the closest game store only sells Yu-Gi-Oh so
I used to play Yugioh and MTG as a kid. No idea how they work now but I have really nostalgic memories of doing that with my friends.
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Top tier BC friendo is back again, here's mine

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Let's play a game.

Make a post with only one word. If you aren't muted, you win.
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Should we take more steps to minimize the suffering animals go through when being raised as food?

Should we take more steps to minimize the amount of suffering animals go through to be sold as pets?
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Pugs, his picture of the goldfish, etc...
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most domestic dogs, fish, birds , and other exotic pets

-Serious breathing difficulties.
-High blood pressure.
-Fainting or collapsing due to a lack of oxygen.
- Facial skin fold infections.
- Serious eye problems.
- Excessive flatulence due to excessive gulping and swallowing of air to try to overcome their breathing difficulties.
- Difficulty walking.

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I feel as if people should require some sort of license in order to buy exotic fish. So many fish die or live in horrible conditions because of people that don't know how to set up a proper tank.
Yes, it's called "stop eating them."
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Stores need to stop treating beta fish like this.

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