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why the fuck hasn't anyone made the fucking thread yet editionlast: >>74105041
>>74132331This uncannily sounds like something I would write...
>>74132331>c-can you post a vocaroo? I would love to hug and house you but I'm ugly and poor :(https://voca.ro/1nmiqCAbnNCD:DDDDD
*sigh* bratty twink hours...
I'm too closeted to be gay.
I'm too gay to be closeted
>WOMEN ARE SHALLOW AND HAVE BORING HOBBIES!>ask guy what his hobbies are >likes video games, anime is on Crunchyroll/Netflix, white guy 4 hour video essays, D&D, MAYBE lifting if you're lucky Every fugging time. Why do moids have no self-awareness?
All this moid seethe hehe
>>74129366most people in general are boring (you) (the person reading this) included. everyone likes to pretend that they're into complex topics and the things that they like are hella deep or whatever, when really they're just hobbies that they happen to have. this isn't specific to men or women or people of any specific group, as much as retarded trabalists would try to tell you otherwise. i think a more worthwhile way of judging people is if their hobbies are interesting to you, trying to assign some sort of objective deepness to subjects is pointless labeling.
>>74132218Certain hobbies have a higher prestige than others. For example,I think we can all agree that doing woodworking has a higher prestige than scrolling on tiktok all day. You may not be interested in that hobby, but woodwoking is a productive activity that can also make you money but being a CONSOOMER wont do that .
>>74132266I like woodworking but you would have to be very good at it to make money from it, and that requires a lot of materials
>>74129434Yeah, the evidence is women.
i think femanons should personally apologize to us for not having big luscious jiggly titties
Has anyone here recorded their voice? Just did in a call and jesus fucking christ i want to end my life right now.I sound like a walking zombie, absolutely devoid of any joy in my voice, the fact that nobody has asked me if I have clinical depression or suicidal plans is just a proof that nobody gives a flying fuck about me.
>>74132225>>74132158>>74132144>>74132137>>74132103>>74132084>>74132062>>74132060Post vocaroos NOW!
>>74132013I sound like I belong at weenie hut jr's
>>74132242You'll make fun of me for having a redneck accent
>>74132013I sound like Patrick from Spongebob.
>>74132242Not doing it unless someone else does it first lol
>Never forget Whites have the lowest levels of Testosterone
>>74132375>blacks dont have seed oils
>>74132375>Never forget Whites have the lowest levels of Testosterone>graph clearly shows that whites had some of the highest testosterone levels not even a century agoA peak white man on a good diet beats everyone else, shit bait.
Anyone else here a handsome virgin? I think some okay looking girls have liked me but I never had to confidence to do anything about it before they moved on.
>>74132332i was told i have a nice shirt once. that girl ended up becoming my oneitis and it ended horribly. does this count?
it's so fucked up how employer npcs would sooner hire a piece of shit druggie felon covered in tattoos than a neet
>>74131987I was a NEET for around 25 years, never worked a job until I got hired this year at 28. I literally just showed him my portfolio and took an technical interview, passed, and now im making 84k a year. As long as you were doing something constructive while NEETING instead of just rotting in your room you should be fine. Unfortunately, I suspect most NEETs just rot away jerk off and do literally nothing with the free time they get.
>>74131987Good. Fuck NEETs, kek
>>74131987Piece of shit druggie felon is probably more personable and more relatable to normals than a neet. The deal breaker for most neets on this board is that they're completely alien to the general culture of society. That's what makes us robots. The caveat is neets on HERE. Plenty of "neets" turn their lives around but these guys were still involved in general society in some form. I.e. hood blacks, excessive partying roasties, mild drug addicted early 20s problem children, etc.
>>74132319this, I managed to get a job even though I was neet for 3 years. Normie culture is just completely alien to me. I don't understand it, I reek of not understanding it though I have learned to keep my cringey bullshit to myself back in HS. Now I'm seen as gruff and unfriendly. No one likes me and they all talk behind my back. socially it feels like I'm back in HS.
>>74131987>would sooner hire a piece of shit druggie felon covered in tattoos than a neetA lot of people don't know this, but the gubbernmint pays employers to hire piece of shit druggie ex felons. so even though most of them are trash, the government money helps offset their uselessness
thread for discusions about self harm and mutual supportHeyo :D >How are you doing today>Any plans for today?>When was the last time you hurt yourself?>Why did you hurt yourself?>Is there anything bothering you now
Sorry for the late reply>>74131320>what kind of treatmentI'm looking for a total reprogramming, I have way too many problems for just a single trick to work>do you think you can handle it?I think so, but not everything works as well as it does in my mind>>74131433>isn't it quite the procedure to migrate to another country? I was planning on staying with a visa >do you have any prospects for a job over thereNot really, I'm trying to sort out my mental health before I get into employment or education
>>74131115Oi sludge alsoI wanna congratulate you on finding a way to deal with your manic episodesgood job ^^I couldn't reply yesterday because I went to sleep srybtw what kind of chips are your favorite?
>>74132063>Sorry for the late replydon't worry ^^ I'm not sure how to help you but I hope you have a good life whatever you do
>>74132118Thank you, /cat/
Only really my second ever post on 4chan honestly, but does anyone ever get attached to someone and you and them hit it off great (like holy cow they're awesome) then somehow the relationship just burns to the ground and you are left sitting in the ashes eyes stinging from the smoke and choking to breath, not knowing how it happened or why? I want to approach them about it but dont know how?I want to approach them about it but they'll likely just say theyve been busy, but theres a stout difference between now and those first weeks/months.I feel like I may even be the problem here somehow... Even if I am though, I'd be fine with that.. I just wish they would tell me
I got high for the first time and I never want to experience it again. After 3 days I still feel a tiny bit stoned. I thought I was trapped in a cage forever. Time had no meaning anymore. I wanted to die. When I eventually woke up, I was 50% baked and still felt trapped and hopeless. How do people do this every day?
Hypotetical:Would any robot ever take me in has his personal slave?
are you hypothetically cute enough to be my personal slave?
Yeah it'd be convenient to have a cumdump that does all of my chores without worrying about emotional intimacy since I'm really bad at that.
post tummy and I will decide. I literally do have the money. Not even memeing
>>74132391if you live in toronto and look even close to that, pic in OP. i would sugger daddy desu.
>>74132391Daddy needs to see that tummy first.
What's the best sex position for an overweight 30year old with erectile dysfunction and a average-small penis?
parent hate thread>parents homeschool me in 2nd grade and onward, and socially isolate me>control every aspect of my life up to adulthood>by the time I am an adult I have no skills at all and am socially retarded>"Why couldn't you be normal?"I have zero shame or guilt NEETing off these subhumans until one of us dies, or until my efforts I'm making to improve pay off.
>>74131892i was literally forced inside most of the time, so no
>>74130226I grew up having to bust my ass bailing my family out from their self inflicted dumbassery, I think the word is parentification or some shit, where the kid takes the role of the parent/caretaker/etc. I had to constantly put up with drunken and drug addict bullshit all while doing whatever I could to scrounge up a couple bucks while the risk of foreclosure dangled over our heads, just all sorts of stupid nonsense that should never have even happened but still did anyways, because god forbid people use their goddamned brains for once. I am not as angry as I once was (except for my mother, absolutely despise her), but I have pretty much no patience for anyone in my personal life and do everything I can to be as independent as possible.
>>74130226Shout out to all the parents who allow their child to watch YouTube and TikTok on the family iPad for 10 hours day, you're terrible.
>>74130333I don't because I enjoy talking with mentally ill people.Guess that explains why I talk to myself so much too.
Looking back, realistically, I never had a chance in life. I was born with severe mental health issues. My parents didn't help, their choices only made it worse, which is exactly why I'm a hermit now.
Do any of u have any cute plushies? I wanna see them, this is my favorite plushie I named him Hamburger!
>>74132285too lazy to get a picture but I have like two shelved full of plushies and a whole trash bag full of other plushies, I only sleep with 2 occasionally, one penguin that's also like a bit flat so it's a bit of a pillow too and the huge brown ikea bear
>>74132327Omg I love the IKEA bear it's so cute I night buy one one day lol that's so cool I need to collect more
>>74132285BeeBee, is he a gem?
>>74132285No one cares namefagging whore kill yourself
