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You wake up tomorrow and you're now a female 10.
What do you do with your life?
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>>17581716

> sex is not as important

Spoken like someone who never lacked for it.
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>>17581716
It's less important because they have it easier, idiot.
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Try and turn back so I can go back to fucking my girlfriend.
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become the best-paid and most skilled female game streamer on the internet

i'd also regularly redpill the faggots that visit my stream
eventually i'll turn the whole internet against the jewish communists
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>>17581840
>>17581766

Biologically, women are less included to sex than men. How are we arguing about this? Everyone knows women don't want sex as often as men, that's why men always have to placate their wives, because wives control the sex.

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25, female, living with 23 y o sister; I've been doing the 'on my own' thing since I was 19, she just moved in with me last june after staying with dad her whole life. I graduated with student debt which I've been paying down out of the first shit job that would take me, too depressed to strive for better. Dad's sugar-mommy paid sister's way through 4 years of college, she's already got her first high-paying contract. I'm foreveralone (friends & lovelife), but don't complain; she has friends and people flirt her up pretty regular but she always bitches and moans how she's going to die alone. I love her to bits but tonight she's being a fucking baby over the god damned dishes of all things and I want to fucking strangle her or jump off the balcony because life is handing itself to her on a silver goddamn platter and I'm shovelling shit and she has the audacity to act like my asking her to rinse the dishes and not just dump them in the sink like an animal has 'ruined her day' jfc

tl;dr fml I needed to rant don't even care if nobody sees this

pic unrelated, it's some weird chinese doll I got off ebay that has snatchfur for god only knows what reasons
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>>17581929
>foreveralone
>>>/reddit/

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Who weed here?
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>Whenever I have a full day off it feels wasted unless I have some weed
>Try to tough it out but end up getting bored
>dealer only sells in full oz'es and I don't want to start selling so if I get bored one afternoon I have to make the decision to spend a shitload of money
>Also whenever I have lots of weed around the house I tend to spend all of my free time high, become antisocial as fuck and procrastinate on everything
>Drinking isn't even that great imo unless it's with friends


I'm forever stuck between "I wish I had weed so I wasn't so bored" and "man I shouldn't have bought this mountain of weed this isn't even that great"
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My lungs and throat are too fucked up to even imbibe any anymore. I'm still trying, but I hack up so much phlegm, and my throat closes up.

It means I have to go to a doctor for inhalers, which I hate doing because they are judgmental, so I keep putting it off and pushing myself to the point of physical breakdown, where I can't breathe at all any longer.
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who out of weed so scraping resin here?
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>>17579172
xanax is not that good.
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>>17581289
>resin
we've all been there, no shame

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WHY A BITCH GOTTA LIE
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jenny death when

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any canuck bots on tonight?
Where you from and what's the story?
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>>17581855
Toronto is full niggers that's why YorkU always gets shot up
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any robots going to U of R?
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>>17581867
most unis in ontario are pretty normie aren't they besides Waterloo I guess
I don't actually go there yet but I got into their medical science program but after visiting the school I really liked it
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>>17581885
the cities are too small for is betas to group together
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>tfw guelph

We've had a whole bunch of nightly Islam threads, but what's /r9k/'s opinion on Eastern Orthodoxy?
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its not on fox news and not much propaganda about it is out there

so the average r9k and pol tard can only write

"hurr durr muslims terrorism emergaawd"

dont expect anything from this thread

if it isnt on FOX NEWS nobody is really educated about it!!

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This generation is doomed.
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>>17581815
How does it feel to actually give a shit about someone on the internet's lack of religion?
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>>17581760
are you fucking stupid.
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>>17581650
Jews created the bible for crying out loud.
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>>17581245
Lmao you look like a white trash manlet.
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>>17581865
That still doesn't change the fact that whites kill more people which was my original point

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Could we have a perfectly mature and adult thread about shit? Shits you've taken, shits you plan on taking, ect.

Eating a ton of rice and veggies turns my shit into works of art.
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I have hemorrhoids, shitting is honestly so painful and bloody. Recently I've been ok, but everything I've been eating lately has been giving me diarrhea.
The last shit I took was a real looker, and it didn't even hurt.
There have been shits where I sit at the toilet for hours and start sweating.
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Sometimes I get an impulse to remove my clothing while pooping. Does anyone else?
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>take shit
>the rock hard atom bombs drop
>think it's over
>the noodles of shit fly out
>finally the small chunks
>feel completely empty inside
happiest feeling in weeks
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>>17581861
how does one get hemorrhoids anyway, i want to avoid this at all costs
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>>17581770
i'm sorry anon, at least you survived to tell the tale.

>>17581786
almonds are great, nuts in general seem to have a pretty positive impact on things.

She looks so pretty. Why are young and pretty women like this allowed to teach high school?
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>>17581725

Because women and Chads and beta cucks conspire together to essentially outlaw such a solution.

Most of Western society is organised to create a situation where sexual loyalty and love can't come about. In Australia they're trying to sentence a guy to years in prison for marrying a 12 year old girl, even though it was with the consent of her parents.

Society deems it much more important that she wait another year or two, sleep with a random Chad, and then become unmarriagable.
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>>17581573
>Be good friends with bio teacher, lament about tfw no gf with prom coming up
>She offers to go with me, is serious about it
>Don't tell my parents, just that I managed to get a girl
>Drive to pick her up, it's pretty embarrassing when we get there but we have a good time and ignore it, people don't care after awhile anyway
>On driving her home and reaching her place, she invites me inside
>ohfuck.jar
>Stupidly, actually ask her if she's serious and if she means what I think she means
>Says she is, and she does
>Spend the night at her place, lose virginity, get chewed out by parents on coming home the next day

I graduated soon after, but we had a little thing before I left for college.
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>>17581850
>he drove while in HS
I didn't get my fucking license until I was 20

RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>17581036
>24
Fuck, she JUST got out of college and her career is over already
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>>17581921
I had to, parents made me get a job.

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Ohayou /r9k/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's do our best today!
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Goodnight /r9k/! I'm off to watch a movie with a couple friends and might not be back! Make sure to try your best tomorrow too!
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Hey, Bandage, why don't you become a qt trap for us?
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>>17581883
What movie?
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>>17581883
Goodnight!

>>17581895
Because 3DPD!
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>>17581876
I-I don't know, it sounds embarrassing. I've never recorded myself for some one before

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What are the easiest things a person can do to be more attractive?
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>>17580631
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>>17580723
this
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>>17580723
>have better body language

Like what exactly? I know about looking people in the eyes, smiling, and making sure your entire body is facing the person you're interested in, but is there any super sekrit stuff I should know about?
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>>17581207
Have straight posture. If your posture is fucked up just sleep on your back on the ground for a few days until it resets.

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>Tfw the only person that says I look good is a little girl
>Tfw the only person that likes me is a little girl
>Tfw the only person that gives me hugs is a little girl
>Tfw the only person that looks forward to hanging out with me is a little girl
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>>17581530
i don't think there would have been much difference. fuck the kid, post pics.
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>>17581687

>Mommy, when are we going to see uncle Anon?

>...Uncle Anon...he um...moved away. So we're not going to see him much anymore

>Mommy, why are you crying? We're going to see uncle Anon again some time, right?

>N-no honey...uncle anon moved very far away

You killed yourself
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>>17581872
Children under 5 don't remember shit too well. I have 3 years to kill myself without her remembering me
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>>17581908
i remember everything from 3. some say they remember even earlier stuff. you have 1 year
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>>17581872
>You killed yourself

For some reason I thought it would be

your in jail

Ever been scammed before? How much money did you lose? I sometimes see threads on /v/ but I want to hear more than just vidya related tales
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I was scammed out of my full mithril.
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>>17579312
>wave: trimming rune armor 50k!!11!!1
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>>17579312
I got trade hacked in WoW once, that's about it.
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>>17579312
I've been scammed.
If by scamming you mean hit with a bit of pipe repeatedly until I lost my wallet. It was simple, but very effective.

If you want some retarded internet shit, I pretended to be a grill on EVE Online for a plex. I felt pretty bad about it, he was some like poor mexican kid who took money from his dying grandmothers credit card to buy it or some shit. He also told me he loved me and wanted to fly across the country to meet me after about 3 hours of talking via text. He was almost certainly a robot. And if the moves he tried on me were anyway indicative of greater robot dating practices, it's time call Steve Irwin to throw a bag over your head, bundle you into a van because you all need some scientist written, captivity bound, drug induced zoo-ass reproduction program shit right here.
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>>17581882
The first example you gave is not being scammed. It's being mugged. There is a difference even if they both result in a loss.

Stop trying to be clever.

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What's your very specific fetish?

Mine would be a cute girl sticking a lollipop or popsicle into her asshole, masturbating it for a few minutes, and having me eat it out.
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>girl

Love bdsm. I want to get fucked really hard in my vagina by a mtf who has kept her penis.

A more extreme scenario I have fantasized about is having a deep and meaningful relationship with a serial killer so we can kill people together and cannibalize/mutilate/defile the dead body together.
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>>17581571
o-or you could e-mail me
anonscrublord@gmail.com[/spoiler[
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>>17580778
why can't any girls with a pee fetish be normal? shit and piss are so different to me
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>>17581790
>why can't someone with a disgusting fetish be normal?

You just want them to share YOUR disgusting fetish.
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>>17581918
pee isn't disgusting, it's just a liquid. shit is disgusting.

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>tfw boring person
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>>17578031

I never realized that normalfags considered bad conversational skills to be rude or indicative of dislike.
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>tfw my hobbies are philosophy, economics and science
>tfw nobody wanna talk about it
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I found out this doesn't work
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>>17581897
Fuck

Is casual scum okay?
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>>17581896
my brother

>tfw if you manage to revert back to a simple life where you have everything you need until the day you die, a gril will not want to live with you and bear your children


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