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Chicano here. White girls don't like me even though I'm white washed as fuck.What should i major in, in hopes of moving to Latin American and marrying a Hispanic girl.
>chicANOSLiterally the Mexicans of South America.
>>31664560I have no idea.Yeah, I'm whitewashed too but I don't really do anything to attract them or anything. Maybe having gay emo hair has something to do with it.
Fuck off you mexican mestizo fuckHispanic could have been Irish or Italian tier until you crybaby injun rape babies kept complaining how you fucks wanna be "Hispanic" and you fucks browned the word up and you fucks feel that you own it and you fucks are trying to make it an official race.Fuck you mestizos. You fuckers ruined the word hispanic
>>31664478chicanito fuck off
>>31664478STEM, doing liberal arts like philosophy will fucking make you die from hunger
Has anyone ever used Vaseline on their hair before?
vaseline will take like 72 hours to come out, do not do this
>>31664404Alright I'll try that. I've got a question, does getting a buzzcut frequently cause this kind of bullshit? My hair used to be pretty straight when I was young but my mom always forced me to get a buzzcut and now I'm all fucked up.
>>31664146Looks like a carpet sample from lowes.
>>31664516I usually get a lot of shit for not cutting my hair and it sucks man. >tfw grandma says my hair is like a brillow pad
>>31664493I have no idea bro.
Are Wojack and Pepe still considered friends?
/jawletism/why are people jawlets, is it genetic?
>>31664661you don't have a maxilla
>tfw 10/10 jawline HA!
>>31664661you're definitely sticking your chin out, or you have a tiny mandible
>>31664760The only 10/10 I see here is the 10/10 soulless murderer look.
>>31664689Just J-JUST
Some asian bros or white bros care to explain?
>>31664332He looks a bit older, so she's probably more attractive than the vast majority in his dating pool. Not going to find many white girls that haven't exploded with fat and/or have kids past 26 or so.
>>31664332She's better looking than him, he's quite lucky to get a girl with those titsT. Bi
AMWF will take over.
REEEEEEEEE STOP ENABLING THEMFUCKING BLACK MEN TAKE THE WHITE WIMMINZ SO THE WHITE MEN TAKE THE ASIAN WIMMINZ AND EVERYBODY HATES EACH OTHER. IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS.
>>31664765In the end all that race mixing will lead to the mixed children breeding with each other so everyone will be multiracial so race won't be an issue anymore. It sucks but I guess if we can't have a return to Jim Crow that's the next best thing.
>be me>be exmuslim>sjws hate me>muslims hate me>far right doesnt know shit>far left is kill>be stuck in class with sjws and racists>cant have gf cuz parents>cant have bf cuz gayz r haram>parents follow me to college>no lyf, always on radar> know chem/physics> admins think im "sleeper agent">cucks think islam is the religion of peaceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31664693well he said they followed him there so i was assuming it was some overbearing muslim bullshit
>>31664678I have a big dick, but I've only slept with a handful of women.>>31664730I like asian people but in my experience they generally like white people way better than blacks or even other asians, which isn't exclusive to asian people.
>>31664741good point, I guess if he's on this board then maybe that's the answer right there
>>31664730you'd be the exception then because I assure you most asians hate black
>>31664783>only slept with a handful of women god fucking dammit Norman
Ask a guy that just moved into his sister's room anything!
>>31664668Yeah a lot, if I remember correctly my mom told me she has a size DD in bras.
>>31664655It's a sign from the universe OPIt's time to become a trap
>>31664694Thanks anon, I love having my own room, now I can jack off whenever I want to without my brother walking in (hasn't happened btw)
>>31664729No way, the only thing that stretches my butthole is shit and the direction is out
post a cum tribute on one of those dd bras
Do vaginal orgasm really exist or is just a female meme?
>>31664509I did.Originality from on high.
>>31664435thank you anon have my favorite MEW picture
>>31662994Yes, but I can make myself orgasm by rubbing it on your internals! Yeah, babe! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Christ I'm stoned.
>>31664207They will NEVER fucking leave anon We are gonna have to find a new place or really get under Hiro's skin
>>31664606She's cute. Here's a (You) bucko, don't spend it all in one place lol
>out for week>mom ransacked room>found the lube, dildos, girl clothes and old phone with nudes ( all gone )>found the sketch notebook and suicidal writing>worst of all found the fem&ms>mfw she knows, and has been acting different since yesterdayno this isn't a "mum found le disgusting item" meme thread, I'm legitimately fucked. help.
Maybe you should have been born a girl OP
>>31664456those people are just retarded. same reason they still tell people spiro is goodnobody with any sense still buys their overpriced shit. but still>implying .vu means it's garbage
>>31656623>Oh thank god, I thought he was sticking M&Ms up his assholehehe
>>31656623kek, yeah I thought it was something with the butt and candy too. the more you know.
EM AND EMS IN THE ARsSEHOLE SWETttt hMmm
General /ascended/ Thread, all drug, alcohol, spiritual topics welcome. Feel free to share stories, advice, interesting facts, or general warnings about introducing substances into your life.Feel free to discuss the general philosophy behind psychadelics, depressants, stimulants, or any other drug you can think ofKeep an open mind, newbies welcome!I'll be posting some stories to start
>>31664602Fuck you, this thread is now about baiting JohnnyNeptune. Eh, whatever>Age18>Drug of choiceHeroin>Age when you started doing drugs13>Most recent time you were high Took this DXM like an hour and a half ago, should've taken more.>Any interesting story you have related to drugsI got robbed by a literal crackwhore buying dope once. Me and another guy drove around the countryside of northern Vermont looking for her, I held the wheel while he smoked crack. Didn't find her. Ran into her a year later in the psych ward. Was a lot hotter sober.
>>31663927yeah, and smoked a weed>>31663939I use needles because heroin is expensive + the rush is the best part. Moving from PST to H was what ruined my life, not my ROAThats like saying getting a opiate drip/shot in hospital makes you a scumbagAlso I never stolen or anything and tested clean for blood born diseases :)
There's nothing enlightening about depressants dude. You just use them to escape your pain.
>>31664602thankyou, sirI apologize that my presence seems to trigger reactions from insecure uneducated sexless males, and I certainly didn't mean to derail your thread at allI said that dextromethorphan is a cough suppressant that works by deadening a singular nerve located in the back of our throats which triggers the need to coughI said that the dissociative effects are the manifestation of acute toxicityI stated that nicotine is derived from tobacco and that menthol is actually a chemical reactionEvery single one of these statements is trueI did not come here to have the argument be about 'me', nor did I come here to argue at allComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31664735>53 years old and arguing on /r9k/LMAOing at your life dude.
>post songs that remind you of better timesWhat's the story behind the song and why does it remind you robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hj6xP6zu8summer vacation when I was 13
Calculus 2 is kicking my ass. But if i drop, I'll only have part-time credits.I'm not gonna make it bros
>>31662583>>31663123the real people who suck at math are taking remedial classes at community colleges
>>31664690That's me puto why don't you get bent cracker fuck
>>31664718I sucked ass at math too. I failed college algebra II. I had to live at the tutoring center and make like 10 tutoring appointments just to pass statsIf your school has a math lab use the fuck out of it
>>31664690Not to be judgmental, but I gotta ask:I know public school has its flaws but how do you graduate without knowing basic algebra after 5+ years of practice?
>>31664755I passed algebra 2 with a C Jr year took a year to work after I graduated college and walked into the assessment test after not seeing a math problem for two years
Chads will always win, life is hopeless for us anons
>>31664292lol if you liked cock you would thirst over this pic.That treasure trail makes my head spin.
>>31664373Yep. I'm American. And nope. No busses come out here. And actually I starved myself for years and I'm very hyper I bounce off the walls. I know starving can actually make it worse so I should probably just eat well like a normal person but dad buys the food and it's junk so I avoid it.And I'm only 5'10. And I'm not round fat I have wide muscle ish legs and fucking wide shoulders too. I look very big in every way you can be big and most guys don't like that. I've never seen the big issue with tall girls or short boys. Then again I always liked manlets. And yeah. When I say weird. I mean disconnected. I often come off so distant from groups that people think I'm lost.
>>31663667I feel the exact same way, but not when I see pics like OP but when I read post like yours
>>31661936Yeah this makes sense to me.. all the lonely self loathing and depraved females that sit at home and lurk the internet for company or something.. what's to say they don't all end up here too, they use the same internet
>>31664667Nevermind I just remembered they're all on tumblr
if a girl calls you dude is it game over?
>>31664522>dudeI'M NOT A DUDE RRRREEEEE A DUDE IS SOMEBODY WHO WORKS ON A RANCH
>>31664522no, it means she's a loser girl who calls guys dude because she thinks it's cute or cool. you have bad taste.
>>31664625so am i just being over analytical?shes just really fucking hot, much more than i deserve and shes genuine and down to earth i just dont wanna fuck up lol
>>31664714I figure girls like being considered "one of the guys".
>>31664754you are probably just scared of rejection and looking for excuses not to trygrab your fucking balls and ask her out for a coffee or drink already, worst she can say is no
