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Can someone explain what the FUCK is /s4s/?I know it's dedicated to shitposting but I don't understand a single one of the cryptic threads posted there and I don't get why would the be interesting to anyone.Someone please explain the appeal of that place.
Help me, I failed life LOLE!
It's hard for a newfag to understand. You have to lurkmoar until you know the insider information. You have to know the memes and inside jokes first before you fully grasp what the fuck is going on
>>57996365After a while there it seems like its all about repetitive shitposting and absurdist "memes" and obscure references to those memes. Although I have yet to get familiar with any of the memes there.
Posts in /s4s/ are like another language. They seem dumb and nonsensical but if you're there long enough you begin to understand what they're saying.
Tell me about your furry friend anon!
>>57995784He's a cat and a fucking asshole. I hate him.
>>57996213I could never drown an animal, that is too high a level of suffering. Honestly I wish I was in a place where you can own a gun, I'd just get a rifle and shoot the poor bastard. If we stopped giving the fucker food I'm sure he'd fuck off sooner but alas, my parents are laid back retards who don't seem to understand the threat this thing represents to our pets. I'm sure the neighboors aren't too happy with some random vermin going about the gardens either
>>57996256Get a live trap and relocate himThere's probably fox rescues or something that will come pick him up
>>57996256Well if I knew you were going to be such a moral fag about it..It's a fucking pest man. But anyway I then suggest you poison it. You can do your own research, but it's no more humane a death than drowning. >>57996368Relocation does not work.
>>57996405Why would relocation not work? I'm sure if I dropped the thing ten miles away it wouldn't find it's way back>It's a fucking pest man.Still a creature that can feel pain and suffer. I don't hate him, I just love my pets. I mean, foxes are essentially just orange dogs, I'm not gonna go all soulless chinkoid on it
If she doesn't do this to you leave her ass
I don't want a girl to do that to me at all. Leave my butt hole and taint alone.
lmao you think i would ever kiss a woman on the mouth if she did that to my shit box? no
i would like a girl to lick my bumand then tickle my bum with her fingers
>>57994885Serious question, how do people not fart when they are bent over like that for a long period of time?
Porn has made me so disgusted by sex that I don't want to go any further than cuddling with a woman.
I want to dwell deeper into the philosophy of the blackpill, not that I am an edgy nihilistic cunt which admittedly I am, I just need more information to back up my claims whenever I get into an argument because from what I have seen, the blackpill has changed my life though I have also overdosed on it. Every interaction I ever have or witness of someone else the only thing that comes to my mind is the pill.>why did she smile and stare him even after he stopped making eye contact>what made people treat me the way they did throughout life when they never cared to even know me a bit>why was I judged so harshly when the other guy was accepted without a peep coming out of his mouth?I just want to know more on how it is OVER.
>>57996182your one of those people who is mentally stuck in 1997 where the internet and real life were two separate things. a whole lot has happened since then...
>>57996310Again, if your point was that looks are a factor, I would not disagree, but whether for you they are the only factor or not does not invalidate that that is not the case for everyone. Therefore, it makes no sense for you to argue against what I'm saying, since it can, in fact, help others. At most you could say that it can help some, though not all. That is not what you came here to say, however. You came here to tell me all the knowledge I gained from experience is cope, and that it can't help anyone. On that topic, I think I've argued enough to prove you are mistaken. Whether your problem is truly what you say it is, however, I cannot say, and there is no point to continue discussing that.
>>57996047>Aka you are a true blackpiller who just wants to hurt yourself as some kind of punishment for "women don't do X"How does any lonely guy ever ask to be isolated from women? Incels dont choose to be undesirable to women. Most of them are either short, ugly, depressed, poor, and shit at social skills coming from a bad past.To what a robot/Incel is to what women desire for ,can be a huge gap of requirements for a guy to be to attract women.
>>57996356Youre one of those people who think everyone is successful doing online dating, in spite of all the known statistics
>>57996425women and good looking men have incredibly success with online dating.
gonna cry lads, not even pic related will sext with me
>>57996198oh nice well yeah i know it is bro, i just wish getting rid of porn was easier. i was hoping sexting would be a better alternative but it doesnt seem like its working out
>>57995156She probably won't do it because you're the kind of guy who would cry about it
>>57996327I also was ass burgishly weird about it and made an anonymous account to ask her since im that fucking autistic and couldnt even do it with my main account or tell her who i was
>>57996366Use a scrap of empathy here and attempt to work this out. You're this girl. Imagine that. You get a message from an anonymous person, asking what, to message back and forth sexually? This could be anyone. This could be someone she hates, trying to fuck with her. This could be a group of guys, having a laugh at her expense. She's putting herself out on the line, and for what? A sexual experience involving messages with an anonymous stranger? I get that you'd be into it, given that you know who she is, and you could imagine it. She can't. So what's in it for her? I swear some of you are so fucking dumb.
>>57996424ok but what if she said yes? you gotta try man
>HEY! Stop watching me piss you little creep!
>>57995803super hot, anon. post more please
I miss my foreskin FUCK
>>57995195What is the source of this webm?This is original.
>destroys your sexualitysayuri mattar
>>57996176is that actually you, there's no way someone that hot posts here
How do I kill myself without a firearm, a noose, or prescription drugs
>>57995290if you are down to die do something cool like ride a great white shark or even fuck the shark on facebook live
>>57995290You are already dying, why you want to rush the inevitable? You're still alive. If your life has no meaning, just live. Maybe one day you will find it, until then just ride and try to enjoy it.
>>57996006>>57996336You buy a mask made to administer gases into the human body you goof.
>>57995290>How do I kill myself without a firearmCherry stones have cyanide in them eating enough will do it
>>57996394you'd have to eat about 30 to 50 and ingesting cyanide is one of the worst imaginable ways to die but surethis would work, technically
Same exact guy, same exact expression, same exact body language but we only say the one on the right "looks confident" meanwhile the guy on the left looks like a creep, pedophile, rapist, kidnapper, stalker, child molester, serial killer, school shooter, , desperate, bitter, entitled, insecure. What's up with that?
>>579944731) Would still look much better with hair2) "Just have a perfectly shaped head bro">>57994501This is just fucking stupid. Firstly, every man (except anomalies) is born with hair so evolution did not "favour baldness". Secondly most men go bald when they're older after they have already reproduced and passed on their genes. This like asking "why did evolution favour dying of old age". It didn't, it just doesn't care what happens to you after you reproduce.>>57994553>>57994570Why do people like you insist on denying reality?
Learn how to look confident without hair like him if that's your problem, no need to make up bs nobody else thinks about.
>>57994431>Same exact guyare you blind?his face has been radically altered. look at the two pictures.
>>57994431Will shaving my hair off make me grow a foot taller?
>>57994549Young girls prefer prettyboys and thats the only demographic of women I want to attract.
Has anyone here ever catfished pedos? I think it would be so cool to report them to the authorities or blackmail them for money. I weigh 86lbs and look 14 and have a high pitched voice. Are discord servers a good place to fish for them? There seems to be lots on there.
>>57996391Pedo stalkers are fake opportunistic shitheads. They should get raped and I wish I could say it to them personally before I kill them all.
Tits or gtfo femgroid
Why do mothers not abort fetuses affected with down syndrome? Do they understand the constant misery and ridicule these children will suffer throughout their childhood years? And the numerous challenges they'll face in being an adult? Why would you force another human being to go through such torment?
>>57995615If hell is real, it's this world.
>>57995495I propose that we drop all the retards onto an island and make them fight
>>57995649That's why the Aliens made Earth.
>>57995649We can call it "Retard-Royale"
>>57995495A lot of times they want, not even if they have down syndrome but if the mothers themselves known they won't be able to provide a good life for the child. But society really pressures them not to with bullshit arguments like religion, the trashy male that left her to rot "caring" about the offspring, the right to live that is actually a punishment of not being able to live well and so on.
are furries even human bros?
im glad this wasnt a webm
https://kiwifarms.net/archive/Zoosadism/safety-off/video_files/Mvi_001.mp4https://kiwifarms.net/archive/Zoosadism/safety-off/video_files/video_2018-08-24_07-54-07.mp4
How will you be celebrating St. Elliot's day, anons?
>>57995821I made a piece of music that was inspired by his manifesto. It's a pretty dark and edgy soundtrack.
Hey, I was doing just fine before I met youI drink too much and that's an issueBut I'm OKHey, you tell your friends it was nice to meet themBut I hope I never see themAgainI know it breaks your heartMoved to the city in a broke-down carAnd four years, no callsNow you're looking pretty in a hotel barAnd I, I, I, I, I can't stopNo, I, I, I, I, I can't stopSo, baby, pull me closerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>57995896based and basement music producer-pilled
>>57995821probably going to fuck my hapa boyfriend and cum in his ass hole
my plan is to listen to audiobook and play freeman guerrilla warfare
>"Hehe anon you're so pretty and tall"How the fuck can i cope with faggots trying to flirt with me?It's giving me insecurities
>>57996232Become a femdom woman and show those faggots who's queen
>>57996252>Women on 4chanNah I'm a guy also lesbos aren't real
>>57996232Bump and fuck jannie trannie
