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Chris' handler has finally abandoned him.It's fucking over.
>>64786580well most psychologists are semi-retarded bints who see their entire job as being an ego trip, so I imagine she would look at the CWCki, read it for about five minutes, then get offended and make some knee-jerk conclusion about it being problematic or something so she doesn't have to put in any extra hours reading it or helping Chris. Maybe at the very most she'll write a single email to try and get it taken down and then forget about the whole thing.
>>64786740most accurate post in threadthis would happeneither that, or:she would decide that Chris wrote the cwcwiki as part of his delusions of being persecuted
>>64786640no, there are plenty of psychologists who could help Chris, the thing is Chris would never listen to any of their advice. >Chris, I'm giving you a prescription: one shower a day. Can you do this? >Hmmmm... I'll tell y'all what... I... hmmm... I don't, I don't think I... hmmmm... >Ok. I'll see you next week. And then I'll give you another prescription: clean all the floors of the house. >Hm.... that prescription will really cut into my Splatoon 2 time...
Anyone else think he didn't actually do it or he was manipulated into it? I know he gave a lot of information and he's not usually good at fabricating stories so that makes it seem real, but he could've been fed that information.
>>64782676>chris burned bridges with the one person alive who still cared about himIt's fucking over
Apparently this is a thing, editionTQ: What separates you from normies girls
>>647864964chan is no longer a boys club, and that's a good thing
i hate women i hate women i hate fembots i hate trannies go away go away go away
>>64786315I guess it is ok if they traffick the same child every week? I'm not sure exactly how child trafficking works or what the rules are.
>>64786633I guess as long as you're not expected to do any of the care and maintenance it doesn't really matter
>>64786588I rarely like rap music but Calli's does it for me. https://youtu.be/_M-6lkoi6L4My favourite. I like the message of it too.
so while cycling today i was riding n having fun i guess, until i was riding behind this what i saw was a boomer. i think i was pretty close behind him maybe 1 or 2 feet away because he was riding like 20 mph, it was going fine until he decided to slow down alot for no reason forcing me to do a full brake and flipping over, he drove off after that. did he do it on purpose? or was he just not seeing mei havent gotten any injuries exept a bruise on my leg and arm and my bicycle got some scratches wich sucks because i did plan on selling iteventuallyguess i was fucking owned today
>>64784566im not riding a bike to save the enviromenti do it because i dont have a drivers licensealso fuck car drivers they all think the road belongs to them only, maybe i should start key slashing cars
>>64784992>they all think the road belongs to them only,They think that because it's true, once upon a time it was a free for all with pedestrians equestrians and cars, then the government was lobbied to get all those slow pedestrians out of the way, now you get a sidewalk and the cars/trucks get the road.But by all means, continue to assert your stupidity by playing dominance games on the the road with your 50 pound bike against multi-ton vehicles, they won't mind as much as you when it comes to the crunch time.
>>64785124can't ride your bike on the sidewalk here in 'murrica, because it's classified as a 'Vehicle' cops love to write tickets for it too, even for little kids.
>>64785150Yeah it's illegal here in canada too, except in some cities which are making bylaws specifically the opposite, it's retarded and it's only liberals that are doing it, so now we got monkeys and native wannabe monkeys on bmx's fucking up our downtown and arrogant asshats of all colors in the burbs randomly hogging roads and being silent dangers on widealks with blind corners and shit and because the libs are pushing it the cops ignore the few infractions that still exist.
>>64783460Tailgating in a bike OMEGALUL
When is he gonna face is crimes?He's:-Groomed minors on minecraft-Sold drugs-Bought drugs-Ran a money-laundering scheme through minecraft server services-fucked a catWhen are we going to...LOCK.HIM.UP?
Hi r9k, normalfag here.Just writing to let you know that at least 40% of us are total bottom of the barrell human beings in terms of how we treat each other. Are you two-faced? well! not compared to us you aren't! I've so many bald-faced lies and attempts to throw each other under the bus for social rank, that it sickens me. Are you cruel? well take a page from how casual we can be about it. Are you mealy-mouthed? well it's nothing compared to some of the beta-normie-simps in current circulation. Are you a virgin? well, lie about it, like I did. Until I got laid, that is.Tomorrow is your chance to be a better man than I am. Tomorrow and every day after. Integrity, kindness, candor-- you can be everything I'm not. In fact-- I want you to be. I believe you can do better, by being better-- without any agenda for power or seduction. Could you believe it as well? Asking for a friend.
>>64786471why tf would i wanna do that? lol
If you were true normalfag you wouldn't be here or call yourself one
>>64786503Perhaps! let's just call me a failed normie then. I check off enough boxes for me to at least own it, comparatively. My life is filled with pain and regret-- perhaps yours is, too. What are three things you deeply regret? Surely you're old enough to have those by now.
>>64786503I'm normalfag enough to tell you how these people look at the world. Some people for instance, act or behave poorly out of fear--To the fearful eye, all is threatening. When you look toward the world in a fearful way, all you see and concentrate on are things that can damage and threaten you. The fearful eye is always besieged by threat, and is therefore more prone to strike first out of ignorance.Or what about greed? to the greedy eye, everything can be possessed. Greed is one of the most powerful forces in the modern western world. It's said that a greedy person can never truly enjoy what he or she has, because they are always haunted by that which they do not yet possess. This can refer to popularity, friends, land, ideas, books, companies. The more sinister aspect of greed however, is its ability to sedate and extinguish desire.It destroys the natural innocence of desire, dismantles its horizons, and replaces them with a driven and atrophied possessiveness. Having friends, having prestige, having popularity, having lots of women is poisoning me. Having has become the sinister enemy of being.
>"oh jeez, I think I left the oven on"
I haven't done one of these in a while. Be happy, post titties.
>>64786691It's certainly better than the other threads constantly spammed here
>>64786714 that's not saying much though
>barely any bites yet for a nice titty thread>while bbc and troon spam floods the front pageThis place really has gone downhill. Shame.
>>64786772Feels like every time I come back here it's worse than when I left. Only a matter of time before there's absolutely nothing redeemable about this board.
>>64786362>small tits>thosestop watching porn
Why do racist whiteboys always end up like this?
If there's one thing /r9k/ has taught me, it's that trannies and fags don't deserve to live.Seriously, nothing has made me hate them more than coming to /r9k/. I don't know if that's their goal and it's a false flag? Or if they're genuinely so stupid that they think they're rallying people to their side by acting like this. But regardless, I hate them.
>>64786721Black Cocks Matter. (white "penises" don't)
ayo we be havin sum real KFC ma niggu
>>64786767I really hate niggers lol
>>64786721Are you not homeless yet tranny?
femoid coomers, how depraved are you?
>>64786671Your disgust only makes me harder.
>>64786677> grab a chairI'd rather grab you by your hair and toss you out of this thread>>64786682Bad. No.
You know what baffles me? That this women beating fetish is popular enough to have this much content to it.
>>64786756>contentit's made by men for men anon
>>64786761I won't contest that. However, there are a few big ryona female authors. Shiruka Bakaudon comes to mind.
Why are black pepo like this?
>>64786685if you like living in stink and filth, sure
>>64786719Thanks God I grew up with a father figure unlike you
>>64784590Hes probably gonna eat it, how is it any different than amerilards boiling pigs alive so they can have porkchops?
>>64786757if that was the case he could have just cut it's head clean off with a blade. Even niggers know how to butcher animals. No, it has nothing to do with eating.
Why is this about race? Humans are evil, bottom line. Do you guy's want to be massacred by the people that want to divide us? Race baiting shills are fags.
>be off 4chan for few days>feel sort of "normal">get back on 4chan>urge to beat dick to gurofemdom
Imagine burying your face in the tails of a fluffy kitsune lady
>>64785771Dingleberry heaven
>>64785916No way! She is very clean and hygienic. Foxgirls have standards to uphold remember?
HUG FLUFFY TAIL
I heard he fucked his sister and grooms children on minecraft.What's his endgame?
>>64786695Endgame? Man's just getting puss.
>>64786695he is pretty hot ngl
