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Have you ever touched it?Have you ever been face to face to a pussy? What did you think?Have you licked it?
>>39996757Lmfao nah, didn't know that. Funny af desu but still gonna keep the nickname since we both antisocial af
>>39992363What's that patch on her stomach?
>>39996900I bet it's from a laparoscopic appendectomy.
>>39992363>Have you ever touched it?Yes>Have you ever been face to face to a pussy? What did you think?smells not good. Do I really have to do this? I'm completely turned off.>Have you licked it?Yes. I bit sour/bitter but that was prob just piss or something. Putting it in retrospect, licking genitalia is disgusting.
>>39995350eaten my gf and two different prostitutes out. My girlfriend was ironically the most roastie and least tasty despite being virgin (other than me).
Has anyone here actually had their cock suck before? Or sucked a cock? How was it? Does it feel as nice as it looks?
>>39997193It feels alright I guess but I'm circumcized so I guess it doesn't feel as good as it could. I've never cum from just getting sucked off.
>>39997302Can confirm most girls think this is really hot too, definitey the strat
>>39997302Dude generally if a girl doesn't know how to suck dick she will take it really personally if you try to point that shit out. Also a lot of times they're terrible and other guys lie to them and say they're good and it just reinforces that shit.Every time I've tried to coach a chick that is terrible at sucking dick it has never worked out. They never want to learn or put in the effort which is SURPRISE SURPRISE! EXACTLY WHY THEY ARE TERRIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!If a girl can't suck dick for shit the only thing I'm going to do is move her head the fuck away from junk so I can fuck her and get it over with.
I've done both, but only have one experience sucking cock. They both really turn me on. I'd say getting sucked is better all around.
it feels very good
Gf/Bf thing threadHere are the templates
>>39986974Yo, if you're gonna post this in another thread you should make the text actually readable.
>>39997265I'm trying to see if the excitable one is still around first, sry
>>39997400Ah well, that's fine. Doesn't look like we'd be a good match for eachother even as friends anyway, looking at this post >>39997275Completely willing submission is kind of boring, and that's almost always the case with things like this, having a dominant personality doesn't by default make you a greater force, in my opinion.
posting this again bc its nice to chat w anons
>>39997070Not gonna lie that is one of my kinks, just not really into the full time thing haha
Why don't blackbots just date black girls?
>>39997215White cunts are trying to copy this
>>39997215>>39997058these here anon are spot on.also some have super bitchy atittudes. i'm a laidback person, and i'm not willing to be henpecked by people
>>39997392No. every mixed guy i dated has been a narcissist asswagon who only cared about his instagram
>>39997392Statistically every race and religion likes white guys.
>>39997392Some black girls are into lightskins
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HARD RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Used to be obese>Was 330lbs>Was getting a lot of health issues and showing signs of early diabetes>Decided to go on a diet>Realize halfway through that I can't afford new clothes>Continue on anyway>Now 168lbs>Don't have any clothes that fit me anymore>Can't go outside even if I wanted to>Mom said "Buy your own clothes" even though I'm a NEETWhat do?
Being healthy is for people with money, OP. Should go back to being a fat bastard.
>>39996937learn how to tailor your old clothes into ones that fit better.
>>39996937Show us your tits then GTFO.
>>39996937Local charities might be able to help you buy "job interview" clothes for free.
>>39996937Go to a thrift store/charity shop and pick up a few outfits on the cheap.
"In which the Isle of Man take all of the British Isles"Dubs - take a countyTrips - take 2 countiesQuads - take 4 countiesQuints+ - nuke 'em1488 - Germany enters the game
Germany napalm manx city's but instead of napalm it's estrogen
>>39997422only one more now england take another shot at finishing off worcester.
>>39997422The Worcsts are forced into Powys.>>39997433The boipucci is strong with this one
Manx uses boipucci squads to fuck sheeps
>>39997447Worcester takes back the city onces more... i hope.
Any brainlets had any luck with improving themselves?I've been exercising, meditating, eating "brainy" food, doing intermittent fasting and playing dual n-back but I'm not sure if doing these things will really make me smarter.
>>39997402>3!=33this one is correct isn't it3 is not equal to 33
>try to fit in with my former friends>they are boring>try to have male friends>in the end they only pretend to be interested in you because they want to have free sex/oral>girl to girl online relations are impossible unless you are a tumbrl pig>have to pretend to be a guy in order to get online friends and if you ever reveal your gender desperate idiots flock around you because they want sexWomen can be lonely, having sex has nothing to do with loneliness
>>39997111but weewees are peepeesr u ghey?
>>39997102your problems are purely a result of your unrealistic expectations.also lol at implying the 'great handsome man' isnt also using you (and many others) as a human cum rag.
>>39997102Because there is no such thing as a perfect man. "Mr right" doesn't exist. We a just as human as you.I'm a good looking guy who has his shit together for the most part. But I've come to learn that I can't let woman in as soon as they see me as human they turn and feel like I tricked them. I know no woman is perfect but no woman wants anything but perfect
>>39996955Pretty hot desu. Moar?
>>39996955just how many times were you molested as a kid?
are you on spiro or cypro ladies
>>39997349No I'm gonna treat you like a princess and take care of you.
>>39988206>feel good hormonewhat. i had no idea, wtf
>>39997371You're not going to want to touch my benis are you?
>8 years ago >think I want to grow breasts so I'll squeeze my nipples hard every night in the hopes that I'll grow them>now getting gynecomastia despite being only skinnyfat>afraid that somebody will ask me why I don't want to remove them>don't want to cause I heard you can't grow them back and I'm not sure if I'm trans or not>feel strangely happy to feel them on my chestanybody know this weird feel?
>>39997444Nope. You're a girl to me. 100% a girl. No abusiveness, no Benis touching
>mfw this board is full of racist fucks who would choose some half white half Asian mongrel over a beautiful black womanThe fuck is wrong with yall?
>>39996771Are you telling me you don't want to put your dick in that throat hole?
>>39995263There is nothing wrong with not being into bestiallity
>>39997038but demon lust is fine apparently
>>39995263Black women are too fertile. What? I saw someone here say so.
>>39997306demons are exotic m8. Just think how it would feel to have your soul fucked.
>spoke to Amazon Support today>Symmetra asks me how I'm doing today?>tell her not too good>she replies with that's wonderful >mfw>this is a warning to all other people potentially calling Amazon>symmetra is mad that she has to stand in three feet of shit and next to a cow in her cubicle, making two rupees a month to feed her sons Pajeet and Ramesh so be careful because she'll take her anger out on you>tfw I'm typing this while taking a shit on an actual toilet>feels good man
OMG wtf do I do bots? She is serious about this
she had more balls than youjust tell her where to meet up fag
>>39997377Nigga you sounds beta as fuck. Luckily she is interested. Just give her a place and date and you're good.
fuck, she's cute as fuck. women will never speak this way to me,
>>39997377You take your shitty bait and leave, normie.
>>39997377If a girl is straight up telling you she wants to fuck and you still need help you should kill yourself
