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>>>/soc/

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Food edition.

Previous Thread: >>77094037
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77094037/

Rules:
Ignore impolite moids.

>How good are your cooking skills? What about baking?
>Is there a food that brings you comfort?
>Is there a food you'd like to try but haven't had the chance to?
>Do you have a guilty pleasure food?
>Share your unpopular food opinion.

FAQ:

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>>77108138
im not saying i cant understand woman anon, im not saying "woah ohmagosh woman are so complex that le simple superior man brain cant understand" i just overthunk it, i completely wanted to help her out i just second guessed myself, i always help people with their stuff and i mean it, it doesnt matter who you are if youre white, black, a grandma or someones baby, thats just who i am, i just overthink a lot of things but deep down i truly wanted to help her, i just thought she wouldnt have wanted that, also yeah i reposted in /soc/
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>>77108164
sorry i forgot to put t. male.
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>>77108164
>i always help people with their stuff and i mean it, it doesnt matter who you are if youre white, black, a grandma or someones baby, thats just who i am, i just overthink a lot of things but deep down i truly wanted to help her, i just thought she wouldnt have wanted that, also yeah i reposted in /soc/
Except your fellow man. Love when moids expose themselves to be untrustworthy. Another simp only helping women for his own benefit.
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>>77107648
>Because of the swimwear?
Yep.
>What do you and Spooky usually wear at the hobby shop?
Either tee shirts or tank tops with either skirts or shorts.
>Did you ever revisit either of those places?
The diner, hell no.
And the one in the Keys sadly isn't there anymore. : (
>What did you like about the jerk chicken?
Perfectly cooked and seasoned; not too much and not too little.
>I thought you dont usually like rude people, are chickens an exeption? ;)
They are when they're dead; makes me feel less guilty for eating them.
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>>77108164
Translation: I was overthinking and fucked up why is girl mad?

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AYOOO! FUCK YOU THANK YOU BE DOIN', PUNK ASS?
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>>77107843
D'aquarius, take it easy nigga. You is scarin the hoes with yo triflin whiteboi rant nigga. Get sum hennesy in you and sum foo n shit. Yous embarassing dawg, but I know u aint like this normally.
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>>77107986
Whoop his cracka ass Tyrese!
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>>77108098
HE AINT KNOW DA STORM DAS COMING FO' HIM!
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Aww hell naw im gettin my BLACK ass outta here. Fuck dis shit man, nigga goin super saiyan in dis bitch.
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>>77108167
AYO NIGGA FUCK U TALKIN TO MUH BITCH SHAQUANDRA FO BUSTA ASS BOOTY ASS HOE ASS NIGGA

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>paycheque direct deposited
>urge to see an escort goes up
This is unbearable. I have to go to war with my demons every Friday to keep myself at home and save my money but I want to stick my peepee in a vagina and coom inside

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I want to do this to femanon.
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>>77108039
Actually this is understating the problem a bit as there are several countries that offer economic incentives to have kids and they don't do anything. It's more accurate to say they'd choose going to work in itself over having kids, rather than wealth.
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>>77108039
>>77108071
Pic related
>>77108059
Can you really say it's their preference if the things they'd choose over it are omnipresent options forever?
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>>77108093
>Can you really say it's their preference if the things they'd choose over it are omnipresent options forever?
It seems that after a certain level of wealth they do choose children.

But yes, their preference remains regardless of their choices.
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>>77108161
>But yes, their preference remains regardless of their choices.
In practice that means that their choices can evolve independently from their preference regarding their ideal number of children.
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>>77108161
>Just have everyone be in the top percentile of income for the wealthiest country on Earth if you want replacement fertility.
Seems fair.

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Was it too late?
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A lot of you guys think child predators get killed the first week in jail or shit but a lot of the times they get moved to a special area for these dudes. Just not flaunting it (which is what usually happens, that dude who stabbed his pedo cellmate to death said the same thing) will have you survive. It's why there are so many reoffenders lol.
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>>77108015
90% of chomos are male on male crime anyways, it's very rare for a stranger girl to be a victim unless they're family or betrayed by a teacher
people act like it's easy to fuck with a teen girl, they're harder to influence and more picky/skittish than college girls with whom they talk to and go out with
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>>77107954
>>77107998
>and thereby exploits the victim's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination, shall be punished with imprisonment
That's a key part to this. Basically what that means is, a teenager doesn't have the legal capacity to give consent to an adult WITHOUT their parents consent, which means if the girl turns around, her and her parent's can then take you to court for statutory rape. But of course, most parents won't be doing that weird shit. Remember how I said what the law says and how the law works don't always match up? The second ammendment says you can form militias but through future legislation, it's functionally been made defunct and illegal for example.
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>>77108037
Underage girls always fuck 25 yo losers
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>>77108165
yea but that's not abuse/molestation/rape is it, that's just straight having a gf who happens to be underage

>doesn't know anything about your life
>make retarded assumptions about your life
>interact with you in the most frustrating way possible based on these retarded assumptions

im going to fucking kill myself
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>>77107974
let me guess you don't blame yourself at all, right?
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>>77102507
No. Honour thy father and thy mother. They won't be around forever.
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>>77108090
I used to, but I realized a while back that it wasn't appropriate.
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>>77102507
i try super hard to not hate them i really do but it's so difficult when they can't accept who i am and still want me to be who i'm not
our relationship has gotten a lot better in recent years and i think it will continue to improve (i'm 26) so have faith if you're still young
if you lose family who do you really have who you can fall back on and trust? i suppose it's ironic for me to say that after admitting that i have to mask around them constantly
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I don't hate my parents, but they did fuck me up a bit
>mom stole from me and lied about it, teaching me that there's no one you can absolutely trust in the world
>dad actively suppressed any negative emotions I showed (I'll give you something to cry about, etc)
>why is anon so closed off and callous? why does he never speak to us?
Gee I dunno.

I haven't lived with them for like 15 years, though. But we live in the same town and I almost never visit or call

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I dont need a gf. Why are you guys obsessed?
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What's with the Christmas lights bro? Looks odd
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>>77108149
Cozy setup and nice socks

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have you tried smugmaxxing? it's such a good feeling, nothing phases me because all I feel is eternal smugness
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>>77107975
sounds like a good idea if i could pull it off. someone who appears conceited looks less dangerous than someone who appears sad or angry.
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>>77107975
>mfw op thinks he's more smug than me
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>>77107975
There's nothing to be smug about besides when I play vidya and win because I'm a neet
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>>77108155
>he needs something to be smug a bout
*smugs in disappointment*

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stuffy battles edition :3

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I'm the background character no one really cared about to the point they didn't add me after season 1 because they forgot about me
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>tfw no meow bf to rape(by riding him as a forced subby top)
U.U
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>>77108134
i hope i kiss your hands and forehead
>>77108139
relatable
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>>77108143
Die. Burn in hell like actually.
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>posted nudes on /b/ for validation again
i need to stop drinking

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>women: why do men perv at us in the gym?!
>also women:

Why are they like this?

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>ethnics that date out are more intelligent
>whites that date out are lower in intelligence with one exception, white males + uncertain (likely Asian women)
Brutal IQ pill. Also notice the IQ of black women with white men. Insane. This gives credence to the "nerdy/alternative black girls always date out"

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>Anon, why won't you come to the shower with me
Wat do?
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>>77108160
uh...
shower with her? Obviously? Is there some reason I shouldn't?
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>>77108160
I need an art reference and this one is good for that purpose but it creeps me out too much to want to save it.

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Which way, 30+ robots?
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>>77107551
If you want to be loved, adopt a dog. Women or trans girls will always have themselves at number one and won't give you the true love that a pet would.
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>>77104884
>I feel like it gives you the upper hand in the relationship, which is huge
It does until you get married and then legally bound to pay for her and her offspring. You can be divorce raped for child support if for a child that isn't yours
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>>77104722
I pick enduring cringe and hunting eatly 20s with ddlg fetish.
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Trannies won't touch 30+. They somehow have higher standards than Stacey.
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>>77106754
Where do you even get a cute zoomie gf?


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