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I was never insecure about my height (5'9) until I saw how much women valued being tall
women overvaluing height proves that they are all incredible vapid and shallowit's hilarious to me that women have managed convince the planet that they are the deep, intellectual, and fair sex while obviously valuing looks and height over all other traitsa woman would rather be with a tall felon that rapes and beats her daily than a short man with a decent job that treats her with respect
>>80107808my mother routinely tells what went wrong with my height. why am i so short? she is literally retarded. no one in her family or my father's family is tall. where does she think the tall gene will come from? my cousin is "tall" by family standards (5'10") likely because of my aunt's husband. my brother is also short yet she never calls him short. is it my beta khhv energy? he is not khhv
>>80107808>until I saw how much women valued being tallYou haven't seen that your entire life? I noticed it in elementary school.
>>80107835>average US female height is 5'3I don't believe this statistic for a minute. Every adult woman I see is at least 5'6.
>>80107978It includes older women who tend to be short In my country, white zoomer chicks average 5 7'. Seriously considering moving to Thailand or the Philippines as a 5 8' dude
You are NOT supposed to put it into the brap hole.
why are moids like this? they want to be a woman so bad lol
>>80107959i havent played fortnite in a while but sure i'll take it. do you just need my ign?
>>80107950>why are moids like this?I like looking at cute girls
gee, hard to imagine why a guy would want the character their game's camera is fixed on for hundreds of hours of playtime to be visually appealing to them. Why could that be?
>>80107950I am not falling for this.
>>80107950Being a pretty girl in a game isn't an expression of a desire to be a woman. It's about possessing one, shaping an ideal, it's the ultimate patriarchal desire.
Would incels accept having a gay man as their sex slave?
>>80107471I think I'm just a bit masochistic. My math teacher was a fat bastard type and I couldn't stop fantasizing about him spitting in my mouth while choking me and kicking me in the balls, made it hard to focus during class. I generally prefer girls though.
>>80107679Wait, you wanted a fub to spit in your mouth and bully you?! That's gayer than anything I ever fapped to anon. What was it about him that made you so horny? Are you a tranny? You seem to have a strong dislike of your balls. Would you lick my spit off the floor if I ordered you to?
>>80107801I don't know specifically why he made me horny but he was kinda gross, and hated me, and was a confirmed pervert (literally started some impromptu sex ed class for no reason and made parents very angry because of it, almost got fired). I'm not a tranny. It's not that I hate having balls it's just that for whatever reason being literally emasculated by a stronger/bigger/taller male or authority figure is one of the hottest things I can imagine.>Would you lick my spit off the floor if I ordered you to?Yeah definitely but I like body worship to so I would prefer if you would spit on your feet and have me lick them clean, for instance. Or your shoes at the very least. A hard floor where you usually walk barefoot and never clean works fine too.
no. of course not. he could be my normal housekeeping slave tho
>>80107271>Would incels accept having a gay man as their sex slave?excuse me?
Forever together edition Previous thread:>>80046791
>>80106942"all of this" is less than a paragraph, it takes less than a minute if you're a literate person with basic typing skills
>>80107883What if I want to unlock more emotions? I want to feel it all, even if they are painful. Do you really wish you never met them, that person that you used to love?
>>80107892yeah it would have been better off if I didn't meet them getting broken up with is some shit.but yeah if you want to feel all that try dating and falling in love with someone. its really weird for example rewatching old movies like the matrix 3 when trinity dies infront of neo had me crying like wtf I'd have never considered this movie sad at all but now this part hits me???
>>80107932>but yeah if you want to feel all that try dating and falling in love with someone.Easy enough but how do I get someone to fall in love with me?
>>80107825any pix?
>today we'll be talking about a man who tragically unalived himself after his dark secret was exposed
>>80107449We need some explanation like youtube comments shorts
>>80107509shows up naked. gets filmed. kills himself. >>80107468
thanks algerian will wheaton
>>80107845>shows up naked. gets filmed. kills himself.if i did that, i would too, the world would laugh at him forever lol
>>80107449I hate this genre of "content creator".
Whats with the trend of women on tiktok seething about porn?Are women just getting upset they can't as easily control men through their sexuality any more?
>>80107916>Are women just getting upset they can't as easily control men through their sexuality any more?Porn is shit for many other reasons, like just close your eyes and jerk off to your imagination like your grandpa did
>girls send this to your mandoes this woman really think that nagging a man on behalf of his girlfriend will really affect him more than his girlfriend nagging him herself, or is it just a cheap tactic for gaining views on her tepid content?
>>80107948>I'm guessing the case for a lot of these women if they're the sort who go frigid on their boyfriends but then get mad he watches porn.i would tell her waht is wrong? why doesn't she want to fuck? i can't be in a relationship without sex. fix it or i'm leaving.
>>80107965Considering how many men are incel, if there was no porn they'd have nothing to imagine in the first place.
I think watching porn while having a gf is weird and gay but showing him this will just make him jerk to some worse shit to get that annoying cunt out of his head.
This is the truth you guys refuse to accept.
>>80107696bait, but women will make up the craziest stuff to justify their polygamous lifestyle
>>80107696What are the girls on the left fans of?Taylor Swift?
When did you realize girls really do have dicks?
>>80107866Yeah, I think that meme of saying the clit is more sensitive / has more nerves was just a way to make up for clits being smaller.As in "sure, they're tiny peas instead of rods you can stroke, but they're more sensitive."People tend to have an urge to make reality seem like it operates on a justice system where anything or anyone at a disadvantage in some way must have some advantage in a different way.
>>80107860The claim was that the penis, and the clitoris are the same thing. They are not. While your statement is true, it doesn't make a penis the same as a clitoris. You could argue they have some similarities. Which you have done, even though that's not what the discussion is about. The claim was simply>Penis == ClitorisThis is not true.>>80107866I don't think it was implying that. The exposed clitoris has more nerve fibers, and denser innervation than any part of the penis though. Which has been proven by multiple, recent, scientific studies. As well as being the general consensus in medicine for far longer.
>>80107910I argue this at length in this pdf:black-margareta-92.tiiny.sitetrust me, the link seems odd, but it's for the best because I've linked some free pdf book references at the end.
>>80107943They're two instances of the same thing. They aren't two different body parts that coincidentally resemble each other.Male and female breasts are different too but they're still both breasts. It's just an accident of language that we usually don't use the same word for clits and dicks.
>>80107953I thought for sure that would just upload viruses but it actually is an argument against female superiority. Neat.
What are your thoughts on Constance Wu?
>>80106262i want to fuck this anon's mother constance wu. i want to creampie her throat, pussy and asshole
>>80106247Constance who?
>>80106262>I want her to be my strict and overbearing Chinese motherWhy she has to be specifically your mom?
>>80106247She's beautiful and sexy. Why ask this board?
>>80107156Men should give their opinions on women.
i smoke big weeds and no one can stop me.https://youtu.be/DG6lgdkrf4E?si=UITggyIjVcXzmWhz
Bukowski can stop ya.https://youtube.com/shorts/pmAA7ZNqlgs
is that the big doinks in amish guy?
>>80107518Maybe you should stop yourself if you want to lose big weights
For my years of suffering inceldom society literally owes me this.
>>80106923Cool thanks schizo dykebot>>80106931Interadasting
Why are pussys so disgusting
>>80107895yeah, they are the best!
>>80107895I'm impartial. Not like you can see them when they're in your mouth you know? Never really understood the hate as I've know certifiable, Grade-A ho bags who have the equivalent of some of the nicer pussies posted here. I haven't fucked one that was extra dangly though before.
>>80107924You are big gay gay. Does trans porn work for you? Or only big man?
what does it matter if i get /fit/ if im still misanthropic?
>>80107346I did this when I first late bloomed, it's not about not wanting what you can get, it's about revenge and retaliation.>rejected by women during formative years (~15-20)>start getting attention from them after the psychological damage is done>now hurting women by rejecting them is more emotionally satisfying than just fucking themI got over it eventually though
>>80106066Hate and love are two sides of the same coin. If you love something very much, then you'll hate whatever threatens what you love. Hating humanity with a passion implies there's something else you love just as much. What is it?
>>80106066Don't let them win. They want to drain you of your vitality. Don't let them steal your life force.
>>80107401This anon is right. Every misanthrope is just a broken disappointed idealist.
>>80107392>hurting women by rejecting them is more emotionally satisfying than just fucking themIsn't this normal? Plenty of people would rather they both lose than they both win. I'm pretty sure that this is a cultural thing I'm Russia. Maybe I'm crazy, but I just don't put getting laid above everything.
