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What makes people like futa?
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best of both
based futa presentation.
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>What makes people like futa?
da big gay
i like dick but i also like tiddies

>microtears on penis head from furiously masturbating dryly again
Ah the struggles of the cirucmcised cutfag
For me it's meatal stenosis
sometimes - he pulls so hard, it rips the skin !

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Where is the thread you goddamn slackers edition

Resources no ever uses:
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there's better and safer drugs to escape reality
I know, I would go for them if I could but I can't leave my domicile
My access is limited to benadryl, weed, and seldom codeine
But DPH is just straight up unpleasant, why would you choose to do it? I'd rather drink booze than this shit.
>but I can't leave my domicile
Good thing it's 2020 then and you don't have to do that, eh?
I've never had any of the experiences people tell me about
I use it to hallucinate really hard, I've got a bunch of sleep disorders and shit wrong with my endocrine system ans shit, for some reason benadryl just gives me these fucking amazing hallucinations, they're unlike anythign else, it feels like real life
I usually wind up on this road that goes through a town that just goes on forever, and I wwalk along the sidewalk up and down hills infront of the shops
I've never seen any spiders
Also my body can't digest alcohol anymore, it just fires back out my mouth a little later, I don't even get drunk

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Anyone here on r9k actually jewish?
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Just the Mossad operatives.
That seems a tad harsh.
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Are you one of those Haredi jews that are all NEET and don't work for religious purposes?
You are never going to be orthodox, anything less is just LARP because genetics. You know nothing about the Talmud, Torah, and you don't follow the (very strict) laws placed upon Jews by God. Marry a shiksa, it would be easier :DD
to whoever answers yes: may god have mercy on your soul.
oh wait, this isn't /pol/.

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going to quietly make this new night thread while all the personality mongs seethe in the old thread edition
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Fancy the red headed lady from the chase so much lads. Just want to go down on her and have her rub my head and tell me I'm a good boy.
literally just spent the last three hours wanking over nothing in particular. just pointless shit, the lot of it. today has to mark a change for me. i can't go on like this.
Goooooood morning laddies

Bowel of weetabix and a cup of coffee plus a banana on top going to be shitting my soul out in the next hour

Also watched a good episode of Star Trek tng where barkley gets addicted to the holodeck banging Deana Troi and Beverly Crusher all the time haha

I would end up the same tbqhwy
Corr love are jenny
poor ian, he just wanted to be able to have sex with school aged children without being called a pedo

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I acted incredibly sweet and clingy for a week instead of cold because after a 2 year long relationship I truly felt love at that time just after that she ghosted me for a month talked to her 4 times got half assed replies then faced told her either end it or stop your shitty acts she choose to end it.
Is it because I became really sweet and clingy the last week?should I take the black pill?
The breakup wasn't tough I'll miss her yet just after I left her i felt happiness some sort of freedom and I felt that a new path has been opened up for me.
Good thing to know I wasn't that dependent on her
But I truly loved her robots
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Sound like you sir, are


I assure you, you will be more annoying blackpilled than a codependant. You will literally be the male equivalent of the fat ugly girl whom NOBODY IS CHASING who goes around saying how she don't need nobody and that she is a power girl wielding Mjolnir.

His post implies the exact opposite of codependency, otherwise he'd be acting like it is the end of the world that his gf left.

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> you cant love someone if you dont already love yourself
what does this mean? i unironically cant comprehend it
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I mean narcissists are fags and so are basedboys, sorry to break it to you

LOVE YOOOOOU, QUEN/KINGKAAAA!!~ Thank you for this image.
I needed to say that this is a based post
Yeah I think being honest enough with yourself to hate yourself is almost a prerequisite for love, unless love is defined as having that friend who you live with and sometimes fuck but mostly don't care about


Never, ever, EVER trust a mfer who talks to you that way. Especially when they start accusing you of "victim-mentality" and of being the actual hater, when in reality, YOU were the hated on.

Itmeans that they are selfish and that they don't care, either because they see you as inferior or they want everyone to do everything and be the way -they- want you to be.

Stay the fuck away from them; they are only sticking around to get something out of you.

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A thread from yesterday had written:
>Why don't you simply becom a simp or an orbiter for a cute girl? You know deep inside that it's good for you. Are you really happy every time you get angry about some qt being orbited or receiving money? I assure you that if you actually accepted your role as an orbiter, and behaved your best, you would actually receive the affection you long for!
And besides, pretty girls simply deserve to be worshipped, right?

Are you a simp, /r9k/? If so, why do you do it?
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>It's really sad to see so many men here unironically willing to pay a girl, any girl, for company.
Don't feel bad for them, they must be fucking something up real bad if no women want to spend time with them for free. If anything it's a very fair trade.
That's pretty radical bro, I'd take you up on the offer if I wasn't broke. Could start a revolution, even, don't sell yourself short.

Not when I crave attention less than I need money, honestly.
If they've fucked up that badly I'd say that's still a reason to feel bad for them. It must be a terribly lonely life and I don't think anyone deserves that.
not true its actually really easy to fuck up so no women will date you ever
Could just whore yourself out on the street. That gets you more money than these SIMPs would give you. You're basically whoring yourself already :)

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using logic and reason, please provide a counter argument to the following premise:

>animals have feelings and are sentient. they can suffer and have moral status. its immoral to kill animals without a justification, and theres no moral justification for enslaving and killing animals in farms, because we dont need to

logically try to justify eating meat. you fucking cant

tell me whats stopping you from going vegan

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>wow ur arguments are SHIT
And yet you cannot explain why.

>Also, you're the ones who haveprove animals have, or should have, intrinsical rights
I'm not saying animals have, or should have rights. I'm saying it's unethical to needlessly hurt animals when you could easily and healthfully eat other foods.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannndd, i read the entire post, and you still havent provided any arguments, all you did was attack my character

great job being a retard who can only use ad hominems, dude. i specifically asked for rational arguments in the op, but apparently that was too much of a task for you to handle!

woo-hoo for only being able to attack the character of the speaker! you're like those crazy red haired ladies who can only scream and screech without presenting any arguments, because you simply dont have any

My moral belief system says it's okay for me to rape your mother, kill your dog, then fuck your ass with a baseball bat until you bleed to death. Got a problem with that bro? Well tough shit mate it's my moral belief system and if yours differs from mine then good for you but it ain't changing mine.

I'll be round in 20 minutes to rape your mother, kill your dog, then assfuck you with a baseball bat. Get ready. When I get arrested by the feds, I'll just say, "but it's my moral belief system bro" and I'll be back on the streets in no time.

*to the FBI agent reading this, I am being sarcastic to prove a point. I'm not gonna do that shit*
>And yet you cannot explain why

I literally listed the fallacies afterwards, lol

>I'm saying it's unethical to needlessly hurt animals when you could easily and healthfully eat other foods.

Ok, why is it unethical?
Pescetarianism is the dietary red pill

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Based researcher proving that fapping to traps isn't gay and you can be 100% hetero fapping to that.
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>Nickname fags are not roasted to death anymore on r9k
Welp i had my fun, this is not my place anymore.
Stfu, tell me his scientific explanation
Here's the thing though, a big tittied girl with a dick (balls optional) is not the same as a feminine boy or crossdresser. Guys who fap to traps don't just get off to a girl with male genitalia, they get off from the fact it is indeed a guy. And if you do that, it is easily to go down the slope to enjoying more explicitly homo shit.
>Guys who fap to traps don't just get off to a girl with male genitalia, they get off from the fact it is indeed a guy
Not really. I am a sissy, fap to sissies, and am completely put off by anything indicating testosterone. The more feminine, soft, etc. the better. So it's not gay.

Not even getting TOPPED is gay if you're getting off solely to the emasculation aspect and they are just a faceless dick

Goes hand in hand with female clothes, dildos, and touching your clit to your crush getting fucked by BBC

All technically 100% straight :)
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damn bro, that's straight a slippery slope to gaydom; I mean, call it whatever you want, but for me being into literally being called a girl and dressing women clothing is gayer than being a full homosexual male; and more respectable too.

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I'm 29 and I've fucked 50 girls and 65 hookers. From the time I lost my virginity at 17 (2009), to around 2014, I was going out to parties and getting pussy almost every weekend. It was the best time of my life. The weekdays were just me getting amped up for the weekend messaging girls trying to figure out what the move was. I skateboarded as a hobby, but that was a surrogate activity. Any weekend night that I didn't get pussy I felt unfulfilled and agitated, like I had just wasted another day in the finiteness of my youth. If I blew an opportunity to fuck, it was a crushing psychological blow that I had to avenge by getting pussy. I never felt this kind of agitation if I didn't land a skateboard trick, or we got kicked out of a prime spot by the cops. I never thought about my future, or "getting good at my hobbies." Getting pussy was the road to psychological serenity.

Everyone who says
>muh just don't really care about it
has developed a massive psychological cope where they numb themselves to their sexual drive until its killed off. If you're 15-20, your biology is screaming at you every second of everyday to fuck a pussy for a reason. I can survive off the memories of my youth and my exploits of fucking hookers even as I sit in my parents house as a friendless loser who only talks to teenagers on discord even though im 29 years old. I couldn't care less. I'd rather flip burgers at mcdonalds as a 30 year old knowing I fucked hundreds of girls than be some virgin faggot working at google, just to get hustled out to a club where he stands around against a wall watching and soaking up what he lost being a clickity clack faggot. There is nothing the fuck else in life. Look at Dan Bilzerian. What does he do with infinite money? He does drugs and has a harem of hookers around at all times and HE'S STILL BORED, so what does that say about some fucking loser who "studied hard" to get a slightly nicer apartment/car/standard of living if he's just a hollowed out DORKUS
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You need jesus in your life my friend. You sound angry at society.
I lost it at 21, last had it at 24

I'm 31 now, and every day I crave that pussy, but I don't know how to get it.
It's almost amazing how someone can go to a shitty job every day in a shitty city living a shitty lifestyle and still only think about pussy.
Absolutely based
OP is just a hyper materialist hedonist.
People like that should be lined up against the wall
>every day I crave that pussy, but I don't know how to get it.
200yroshekels in Prague for night with a cute humanities student (don't worry, she won't bother you with that bullshit)

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City or the Suburbs?

thinking of moving to the city

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How do I cope with the fact that ill die alone?
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Anon, you need to work hard to improve yourself, for some people that type of shit comes naturally but for others they need to actively try to get better.

Take measurable steps. Read self-improvement books, set SMART goals for hobbies and skills to build confidence, set exercise goals. Dont just think about them, literally keep a journal and a spreadsheet. Be persistent in holding yourself accountable and you will see progress over time. When you care enough about yourself to try to improve and have a fulfilling life, the poontang will follow. Self defeatism is how you escape responsibility. Turn around and charge into it head-on.
I would prefer to just an hero and not make more people miserable than I already do by just sticking around, I would probably fuck it up too and end up crippled or something also pain scares me away from even trying
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>he's proud of being 37 and still browsing this shithole
Im trying to do self improvement but I just cant find any motivation, I know I have a goal and I want to accomplish it but I just cant. I dont find any reason to and failure scares me
I never said I was proud of it you silly kid

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