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Don't leave me aloneI'm crying on my phoneCan you tell me somethingThat I wanna know?I don't feelLike I'm illThat's how youMake me feelLet me beHow I feelYou don't knowHow it feelsWhen I'm lonely in my bedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
not bad, not amazing. 6.5/10 prose
Uh, hang in there, champMaybe things will get better
You say you're all aloneWhen you call me on the phoneAnd you say you need loveCan you *Gec* to me now?
>>62594413>rhyming feel with feelTrash desu I had better bars in the margins of my basic physics class notes as an obese emo Fall Out Boy obsessed 10th grader
>>62594413>I don't feel>Like I'm ill>That's how you>Make me feel>Let me be>How I feel>You don't know>How it feelsTalk bitch
Autistic love is the best kind of love
>>62594529Jesus christ this is awful dribble written by pining zoomer autists with their cock in their hand.If this becomes mainstream i'm deleting my Apu folder.
>>62594529imma take a sip real quick>same anon as:>>62594436>>62594506>>62594379
>>62594552don't do that. That was before all this
>>62594552Why don't you want our fren to be happy?
>>62594506Christ man I wish I was you.Pure love like that is so hard to find.Treasure it and treasure her, you've literally won the game of life. Nothing tops what you have, believe me, I've had it once before too, and a great many other things.
If you don't like Latinas, you're a fag>smooth caramel skin>shiny black hair>neat brown pussy>nice brown asshole>small to medium feet with soft soles>gorgeous faces>nice milkers and brappersThey are cute as fuck and have nice features.The only bad thing, most of them are wannabe blacks and constantly say nigga, bruh, deadass, facts, no cap, we was, etc.But if you find one who is not like that, they're the best
>>62593516fuck yeah! that doggystyle view is beautiful
>>62593490They're influenced by black social media
>>62593761yeah she was a 10/10 in her prime
>>62591319>My mom gave me a Latina fetishWait...what?
I really like Latinas. I want to eat a nice Latina butthole
WILL POST PICTURE AFTER I SLIT MY WRIST
make sure to cut a swastika
>>62585172Algeria now owns this thread.
>>62585172trying again.rerollu
>>62585172let's fucking try this again
>>62594554>>62594489>>62594480>>62594471>>62594467>>62594463are you people retarded, look at>>62594443can you faggots not do simple math? there arent going to be any quads anytime soon
asking for a friend dfgdf
what the fuck is wrong with the fucking shitty ass usahow the fuck do we have 20x the incarceration rate of any other place? why the fuck is this place such a god damn shit hole
The legal system is fraudulent and broken; the law is corrupt and worthless. They'll actually put people in jails for petty offenses like drugs or drunk driving. The point of it all is to make more profit for those who claim ownership to the means of production.
>>62591935Because we put people in jail for victimless crimes. Legalize ALL drugs, and instead of spending money on privatized prisons and the DEA's budget, spend it on voluntary rehabs. Prohibition didn't work back in the day, and it doesn't now. Just ask my heroin addict cousin.
People like you who think its badYou've never even lived in a worse country yet you judge. Fuck you. Be grateful.
>>62594547Fuck you, ESL. You don't know shit.
>>62591935Drug warReagan and the cia sold crack to the inner cities then locked them up for itBasically all around retarded boomer passivismyes you should be locked up for a plant no you should be allowed to put stuff in your body if you want
How you doing Druggies. Day 3 sober, only two more days and I'll finally get high, cant wait.
>>62590557thishttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2664574/
Does it take an absurd amount of benzos + alcohol to kill? i've combined them at least 1000 times and never even felt close to death, put weed into the mix and it's like i'm in another world
edibles not workin whyyy
>>62594497how long has it been since eating? also what's the dosage
>>62594546I took one thats supposedly 68mg per piece about 2 hrs ago... an then I took another like 30 mins ago from a different package that says '500mg' but nothing ab the mg per piece do I have something fucked up with my metabolism or whatever thats all I see when i try to search it up
im 18 and virginmy friend gave me the instagram of a girl that said shes interestedi texted her just saying "hey" but ive never texted with a girl in a context like this.so what should i talk about, like do non virgin anons have advice?my plan is to talk about a movie she saw which i can tell she saw becaues its posted on her instagram recently.
>>62594130Try asking her what kind of shit she's into and then having a conversation about it.Don't go all autistic and dominate the conversation. Talk about her for a bit, if there's a gap in conversation, bring up something that you enjoy that sounds like she might enjoy it too. If shit goes well, before you go to sleep or watch a movie or whatever, tell her that you've got to go but you enjoyed talking to her a lot. Women love that shit. Next time you hit her up ask if she wants to do something like talk on the phone while y'all watch a movie at the same time or do some kind of activity like that together
>>62594273solid advice>t. have had 3 gfs
>>62594130Why the fuck are you asking the board with the reputation for the most virgins.Go ask /b/ or /adv/ instead retard.
>>62594130I can help. First of all, In the initial texting phase, it's important to be upfront and honest about what you want, and be quick to tell her what you want. After she responds to your hey, tell her something like "I find X really interesting about you, I think we should hang out sometime, what do you think?" And that X should be something about her that isn't obvious to her that you're just feeding her a line. If she says yes, pick a time and place, and ask if that works for you, and tell her you'll see her then. Any conversation between then and now is gravy at this point. Assuming things have gone well and she said yes, you should have your date scene planned out, as well any spots along the way. If you're wondering what to talk about, think of all the cool shit you've ever done, from ghost stories to near death experiences, to a skill you've mastered. Like this >>62594273 guy said, don't just dominate the conversation, let her add to it and segway from there. Another important thing. You're gonna be nervous, and maybe feeling a little desperate. Suppress this feeling as much as possible. It'll show through a little to her, but as long as you can maintain a conversation and keep a smile on her face she'll think you're adorable. When the date's over, what I like to do is take a girl somewhere to 'explore' and make physical advances there to fuck. Adds magic for them, and a good reason for you to get handsy. It's important that you make these advances when you want to, because if she's still smiling and hanging on your words, she's yours and she's waiting for you to make that move. Try to watch her body language as much as possible so you don't totally misread the situation. Finally, don't be afraid to take an L. Her power lies in your fear of what she's gonna do, and without that fear, she can't get in your head. You got this buddy, I'll try to answer specifics if I can, I hope I covered everything
>>62594519Jesus Christ you might just have the worst post formatting I've ever seen.
Only went and forgot the subject didn't I edition
>>62589302Hopefully she calls you the vile paedophile that you are and dumps you on the spot before you get any further in this relationship. Creepy fucker.
how does train and bus fare work? If I take a train then continue on a bus will I have to pay for both of them individually?
>>62594439yeah. they're separate things lad.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2511185/Woman-falls-love-slimmer-saw-Supersize-vs-Superskinny--theyre-marry.htmlHave you ever had a girl randomly add you on facebook, fall in love with you and then you married her?
>>62594478how about switching train stations between different train operating companies? Does that mean I have to pay even more?
I see the local schitzos and autists celebrating retard spree shooters like Elliot Rogers and Choi, but not a single thread about Jefferey Spaide>Graduated college with not one, but two degrees; both STEM>retired Navy Veteran>ran marathons and stayed in shape in his spare time>despite his accomplishments, he was still childlless>no wife>no friends whatsoever>neighbors hated him even though he kept to himself>highly possible it was because of jealously>start harassing him and bully him>this goes on for yrs>start off with little shit like stealing his mail>key scratching his car>taunting and yelling at himComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62590154Why are people living vicariously through murderers here? Save your power fantasies
>>62590154Were they all drunk? I can relate to all three of them while drunk and angry.
>>62593876because they're pussy faggots and they know they could never do it themselves. their lives are miserable and they've given up hope, but they're too cowardly to go through with anything themselves whatsoever. all you can really do is pity them
>>62594453You sound miserable as shit.
>>62594500i sound miserable because i think it's pathetic to salivate over some dude who wasted a couple of idiots? you're a mongo
Ask a schizophrenic anything, no questions are off-limits.Lain time
>>62594228What makes you not want friends?
it's schizo time! uwuHave you ever written an interrupt routine?
>>62594460A combination of not being able to keep up a relationship and not trusting their intentions.>>62594479I don't know what that is so no
>>62593699Do you get the feeling this site is some giant mk ultra test? I mean it's founder did fuck off to google.
>>62594228>I don't even want friends.Do you have any relationships with other people then? Even your family?Also, how long have you had to deal with this? When was the onset?
When did you stop being a kissless virgin?
>>62594451Who cares you're still a normalfaggot
>>62594451> I guarantee I'm just as much a robot now as youAh yes, the sex having normalfag who lost its virginity at 15 is just as much a robot as virgins.No, retard, you're a normalfag
>>62594517Sorry to hear that. You don't sound too bitter about the break up which is of course good. Where did you meet her if you don't mind me asking?
Made out with my ex at 18 and dry humped each other. Lost my virginity a few years ago to a hooker. Almost 28 and I have no idea how to interact with women in a sexual capacity. I'm too much of a degenerate these days anyway.
>>62594532Met her on 4chan, if you can believe that. Posted in a friend's thread on /soc/ because I was lonely and was just looking for someone to talk to. She ended up messaging me and one thing led to another and I met the love of my life. Wasn't even something I was looking for at the time, it just sort of happened
do you wish for something
>>62591926For 50 million USD
>>62594319Why would you long for death? You're too kind and lovely!
>>62591926An accident that hopefully kills me quickI don't mind suffering a bit if death is guaranteed shortly afterLong as its an accident my family can blame god/life/whatever the fuck and move on
>>62594475fuck thats a lot of money what woudl you do with it
>>62591926An imaginary girlfriend.
