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Robots, how do you know that you aren't gay if you haven't tried it?
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>>20268813
I'm not actually OP, sorry.
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>>20268813
Fuck off, faggots
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>>20268842
>Faggot
Call me more mean names anon, please!
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>>20268897
board ruiner. sage vitcim
https://sys.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=20043326
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>>20268916
YES! More!

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>tfw no trans gf to cuddle with
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>>20267420
>mfw this entire thread

niggas spent so much time in the closet they wearing their sister's panties
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>>20268284
Let's see, let's go down the checklist

>Can't be the mother to your children

Well, that didn't take long.

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>Post what you think fembots look like
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currently dating a girl from /r9k/, ama
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>>20268876
is it the girl from r9k i dated who is now dating another guy from r9k

if so run

RUN
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>>20268095
I've been followed a few times so you might be wrong about Rapist Rajesh. I tried to kill myself one time.. I was 5 years old though
>>20268151
you're right it's really nasty so it's a good thing I never leave my house

here's a photo nasty me without my face
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man you guys are so fucking off base

here's a recent photo of a random literal autist i knew from high school 15 years ago

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>visit /r9k/ after a while
>still pepes all over the place

Since we all spend like 24/7 in front of our computers I really thought you guys would come up with something new.
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>>20268961
>r9k
>talent

pick one

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I'm not even a feminist and really, I hate how feminism is abused to make monster of men, but at the same time I want to call this person out on their Facebook post. To me, it's like misogyny the post.. or book.

Why do you think I have such an urge to tell him why so much of it is contradictory?

I don't think I will, because I don't care to hurt our relationship (pretty sure he'd be offended), but damn if I didn't feel tempted to point out flaws and unfairness in the reasoning.
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>>20268683

Are you expecting us were humans to possess love for others like God? We can try, but it's not happening. Jesus said he didn't come to replace the law. That means follow the Bible. He also loved the people who beat him, nailed him to a stick, and placed a crown of thorns upon his head. I don't want to marry such a woman. Jesus was very much a sexist though. He believes in rigid gender roles. He is why there are no female ministers. About your nonsense about emotions, of course people have feelings, grownups just know how to deal with them. If the two of you are constantly in fits of screaming, crying, and laughing then I guess you deserve each other. Don't think you are an exemplary model for romantic relationships though. Especially when the Bible has already laid out what the ideal relationship is.
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>>20268865
>Jesus said he didn't come to replace the law.
He didn't even intend to replace the old law. Modern Christianity is mostly the result of the direction decided by the Council of Nicea.
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>>20268796
>women actually have to choose instead of getting the best of both worlds

Are you fucking high, or have you just not been paying attention? Western civilization has devolved to the point that women get to be men without any of drawbacks like responsibility or personal accountability.

There's no solution. Just wait for the collapse.
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>>20268786
>Respectful discussion
>Shouting

Hmm.
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>>20268796

I know every post says anonymous, but you should know there is more than one guy posting here. I want women to be good submissive homemakers. Nothing is a bigger turn off than muh career, promiscuity, or aggressive behavior like asking out, wanting to pay her way, and similar. If I wanted a boyfriend I'd be gay. I'm straight and want a woman. A woman, not womyn.

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Good morning, wagecucks.

Another day, another dollar.
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>Thread started in the morning
>Still is going
Wow, talk about wagecucks getting baited so hard.
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>>20268049
What else are they going to do after a full day of getting cucked?
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>>20268087
Complain endlessly about their slavework, but when someone confronts them about it, they'll say they enjoy their work and NEETs are a waste of life for not "contributing to society."
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>>20252032
>calls a wage slave
>is a slave to others expectations
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>>20253062
he can't afford it

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Shut-ins and hikkikomori are almost exclusively male. Male suicide rates are two or almost three times as high as female suicide rates in virtually every country, wealthy first world or poor third world.

What are the causes of the spiritual and societal decline of men?
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>>20268664
You know damn well feminism had a massive effect on the lives on men. Don't even try to give bullshit and saying it didn't.
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>>20264919
Women are often shutins. They just don't get any shit over it because they aren't expected to go out and do something with their lives. E.g. my sister is a jobless bum but my dad only bitches about me not having a job.
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>>20264919
Men are stupid.
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lack of religion

seriously
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this is not a society thing, is biologic.

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Who /nightwalk/ here?

Any stories?

I was stopped by the police last week for "acting suspicious". When they left they started following me in their car and it was weird as fuck. I just went back home and haven't nightwalked since.
Sucks.
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Where the fuck do you guys live that you can do that? If I tried to walk around after midnight, I'd probably get stabbed.
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>tfw live in a small town and cant walk far without getting into 2spooky territory
I once got caught by the nightfall whilst alone in the woods, relatively deep. Not an experience I'd like to repeat.
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>>20268737
literally anywhere but NYC projects
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>tfw can't even enjoy my night walks anymore because usually get off work around midnight and I'm always dead tired
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>>20266342

Please be pretending/

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>anon makes a thread
>call him normie for no reason
>post another 4/5 times calling him a normie/newfag etc.
>people begin to join in
>mfw OP has a near mental breakdown.
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>>20268828
normie
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>>20268828
lmfao look at this normalshit
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>>20268828
fuck off my board normie

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>she thinks killing babies is "her right"
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>>20268850
i would want to kill him but that doesnt mean its ethically defensible.
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>>20268790
>we wouldn't have to deal with so many robots.
I wish I was aborted tbh.
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>it was going to be a unique person with a personality, intelligence and free will
That's pretty presumptuous. It might have ended up like you.
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>>20268850
You should have protected your wife better. An innocent being doesn't have to suffer from the evil of man.
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>>20268923
So, are you just gonna raise shitskin kids who bear the DNA of a rapist?

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I work in insurance and today I helped Khloe Kardashian change her insurance broker for Dash boutiques.

Anything interesting happen at your job robots?
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>>20268868
did u smash
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Did she smell like niggers? That's the slut that's shacked up with a mooncricket, isn't it?
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>>20268895
She doesn't handle her business personally, obviously.

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I kinda want to read the Bible
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>>20266636
read it man. Just take everything with a grain of salt and formulate your own opinions. There is good knowledge that can really help you in your life. Just realize that the book was only written by imperfect men and that a lot of the scripture has ulterior motives so take everything with a grain of salt. It's also good to know about the religion, whether youre atheist or not its great information to know.
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>>20268861
You opened with no argument, man.
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>>20268856

>Also apparently they did have abortion like procedures back than (Chapter 5 if you're interested).

Can you provide the exact reference?
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>>20268669
>euphoria, on a cambodian board for table making.

remember when christianity finally dies as much as you atheist all think you can live with morality the hordes of immoral will be overwhelming, have fun in this world you have built. once us awful Christians are gone the only religions you'll have to deal with are mulsim buddhist and my favorite the hebrews. turn to Christ or be ready for the religious cuckening.
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God damn I'm a neutral observer but you sure are being a pompous, euphoric cunt. Or whatever the Christian equivalent is. Maybe this?

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RIP the father of all robots.

Budd Dwyer, 1939-1987.

Shooting yourself in the head on live television... what a fantastic way to go. One day I hope to be like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVm88MX2Gw4&bpctr=1436322465
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Thank Mr Dwyer.
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>>20268748
>all that blood on the carpet
You'd better fucking not, anon.
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Thank you Mr. Dwyer
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>>20268748
I remember seeing that a long time ago, and I couldn't get that image out of my mind. It still gives me shivers.
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uh

budd dwyer is generally understood today to be the fall guy for his corrupt bros in the government. he was about to be indicted for the shit or something when he shot himself at this press conference (hence why he was having a press conference in the first place).

as a government employee, his family got an assload of benefits and access to his pension if he died... if he actually got screwed over by the proceedings, as was about to happen, his family wouldn't have been able to cash out and he'd be in prison.

so he ends up killing himself to secure his family's future. not very robot-like when you think about it but still pretty interesting

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ROBITS GET THE FUCK IN HERE
FUCKING NORMIES!!
How much fucking further must they rub it in? How fucking vain and conceited are these disgusting fucks.
Have you guys seen this shit!? This is the latest normie trend.
>It is called the 'Don't judge a book by it's cover challenge'
>Nothing challenging about it
>Involves chads and staceys purposely using make up to make themselves look ugly
>then covering the camera and revealing themselves looking attractive
>the beat drops as they reveal this and they begin to do gay as fuck poses

https://youtu.be/gT9TNMf6v_Y

>ENOUGH. THE BETA UPRISING BEGINS NOW
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>>20268804
lmao,this kid is like 10. just report and move on.
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>don't judge a book by its cover
>attempts to prove point by making themselves look as what they preceive to be bad looking
>by making themselves look this way they are in fact judging the book by its cover because the underlying assumption is that they are less desriable when they look bad
6/10 Made me upset.
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>>20268852
Kek yeah i know man what a fucking a faggot. Hey op go back to plebbit lol
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#don'tjudgeme roastie edition
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>>20268350
none of those guys are chads

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I wonder how anime girls smell like..?
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They were drawn by asian guys.. so probably they smell like smega and sweat
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>>20268798
Good smelling girls is kinda my fetish
>tfw no good smelling qt loli gf
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>>20268774
strawberries and bubblegum
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>>20268899
Do real girls smell like that too?
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>>20268938
hmmmm i doubt it, the'll probably smell a bit like sweat


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