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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Pls I neeeeeeeeeed stinky fembot feet

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i've been looking for answers but no one has what i want please help
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>>44929262
It's a meme created by faggots to push their faggotry on /g/
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>>44929262
Alot of programmers I came across are gay/faggots
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>>44929262
It's a meme that started with an edit of a crossdressing manga where the trap is sitting in front of a computer talking with someone so naturally /g/ changed the dialogue to be about the benefits of crossdressing while programming.
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autism, traps, speedrunning and programming are all related

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/11/the-link-between-autism-and-trans-identity/507509/

>>44929310
traps ruined the virtual reality general on /vg/ to the point where mods literally created a containment thread (VR socks) on /trash/

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Does anyone else ever feel envious of female sexual pleasure?

l don't think l want to be a woman, but sometimes I just wish I had a vagina sometimes. l hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms
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As a cis male I find it interesting but I don't care enough to turn my dick inside out like trannies. Because, you know, I'm not a freak
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>>44929170

For some reason, God put men's g-spots up their ass. Try looking into anal, edging, and kegels.
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>>44929170
my girlfriend has a long refractory period then I do because of her depression meds, makes her too sensitive.

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>CGP Grey making several videos about making people biologically immortal
>Cracked made a video about how everyone is going to live forever because in the future the technology will exist to revive everyone
Is it just me or do some atheists have this weird obsession with the idea of immortality, that somehow they will manage to avoid death? Regardless of whether you believe in an afterlife or not, it seems incredibly naive and delusional to believe that anyone can avoid dying eventually, even if they manage to delay their own demise.
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>>44929655
>humans will bend reality using technology
Fucking how?
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>>44929722
Physical matter is literally not real.
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>>44929699
>You sound like the kind of person that is easily confused and ends up not getting much done in their own life.
Not an argument
>Physical matter isn't even real because there are reference frames where it doesn't exist, like a rainbow or hallucinated butterfly.
If you don't believe in a physical reality, you are way more delusional than I initially thought.
>Math is real
math is conceptional, and some of it applies to the real world.
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>>44928545
Who the fuck invited the redditors?
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>>44929725
>>44929712
You can bend space itself using technology.

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Does anyone feel like everything you built and worked on and all the relationships you developed are being dismantled?

This will probably drive me to suicide if it doesn't stop. I hate all of my friends now and my business is getting fucked up. I lost my job from the contract ending and I dont have a way to move out of my mom's house now. What the hell do I do?
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Time to fap I guess.
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>>44929674
>Does anyone feel like everything you built and worked on and all the relationships you developed are being dismantled?

Who is destroying your relationships?

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What the fuck just happened bros?

I'm on nofap and some random chick just asked me how I'm doing etc...

Lol. Why would she ask me that?
I just said I'm alright etc.. some stranger just asked me how I'm doing and I don't even know her or am going to talk to her again
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On which day of nofap are you, anon?

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tfw no Asian gf edition
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>>44929671
all i want is my phone call
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>>44929696
>t. thinks his workmates care about his problems and sits there all day playing fucking psychiatrist's patient
>>44929719
Talking about work, at work? God forbid
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>>44929311
I have a recessed chin and look like a literal mouth breather

I know it could be worse and i don't have several things wrong, but I definitely don't look normal like have normal features
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>>44929739
>I have a recessed chin and look like a literal mouth breather
h-have you tried a haircut and some nice clothes?
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>>44929614
Intent to supply.
Aggravated burglary (was robbing brothels ironic considering I punt now)
ABH

Prison is what you make of it. If you're a dickhead who smashes up his cell and spends his time on basic then no..but if you're smart and keep you're head down, work you're way up to enhanced and get a job as a wing cleaner or on the servery/in the kitchens then prison is easy.

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Maybe if you weren't wallowing about your inability to get a vagina to cum into you could focus on more important things and stop being so depressed.
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>>44928370
mind giving me source? pls and thnks originally
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>>44928370
>try your hardest to do these kinds of things for years
>nothing even remotely improves in any way
>say fuck it and go neet
>normalfags keep projecting their incapability to actually try upon me
It's not fair bros
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>dont care about vagina
>dont care about anything under the sun, in fact
what now shill
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>>44929149
>this kills the shill
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>>44929070
i feel you brother.

life isn't fair, never was and never will be

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>started using skub
>life does a 180

Be yourself? Fuck that. Use Skub and you'll be swimming in pussy.
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>>44929290
Being cynical and sarcastic about everything is a scourge on this generation.
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>>44929126
I'm going to pick up some Eyeholes while I'm here
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>>44929385
this picture sums up my way too long 4chan experience pretty well, desu
thanks for sharing, anon
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>>44929290
Shut up nerd or I'll punch you
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>fell for the metropolitan jew and tried skub
>lost 2 fingers and only grew one inch taller
FUCK SKUB AND FUCK SKUB ADVOCATES

>visit parents house
>walk in on my little sis workout
>wearing just a sport bh
>can see her toned abs and vagina bones

I never wanted to fuck something as bad as her
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>>44929430
Anon this i wrong
don't even think about it.
But tell me how old is she?
Where does she live?
Could you present her to me?
We need to help each other anon, i will present you my obese sister and you will present me your hot sissy. :D
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>>44929714
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I can but she might beat you (and me) up.

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>01/01/2018: "I'll get a bf for sure!"
>still no bf
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>>44929677
checked your dubs

whats your excuse?

What do you love?
>i love comics
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who else replayed the "We are Venom" part 100 times?

this is the most childhood satisfaction i've had in a long time.
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Operation autism storm
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I love Jalter!
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>>44926103
hiking and wild camping, patrician robot hobby
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bump for da bois

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Robots I need your opinion on which is better, mayonnaise pizza or boiled hotdogs
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>>44929568
I think out of the two Death is the best option.
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>>44929568
Steamed hams
thats what I call hamburgers
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>>44929568
Boiled hotdogs all they way


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