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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Your average kissless discord virgin
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As a kid, she thought that dinosaurs were still alive and lived in the woods behind her house.
I will have to be more careful.
We are starting to enter a new chapter.
She is my grandmother.
What is that?
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Go sit on the roof!
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Star Wars is the best space series in media.
Star Wars made me cry.
We stayed on a boat last night.
I gave the students a chance to say a few words too.
Do you have this in a bigger size?
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People living in a big city tend to lack exercise.
The kids were smiling from ear to ear.
The boys like superheroes.
You can decide before your flight here on Thursday morning.
Are trees green or blue?
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I'm sorry to have bothered you.
The coffee shop didn't have liquid sugar for her iced tea, so she had to use sugar packets.
My uncle gave me a pair of purple walking shoes.
It's not going to be a problem.
What's your favorite game to play?

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Why aren't people obsessed with me.
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>>67162911
is...is that a...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME LEE
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>>67162911
vaginas are so useless the only ones that evolved required obsession
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>>67162911
show me your butt maybe i'll be obsessed

Why does Discord get so much hate?
IRC conferences had exact same elitist faggot behavior that is attributed to Discord nowadays. Raids, namefaggots and all other attentionwhoring crap happened with IRC as well.
Discords main concern is privacy but I bet most of you are using Windows 10 and Chrome right now so you probably do not give a shit about that either. Functionality-wise, Discord is really good.
So whats the catch?
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here is why
>try /soc/fagging in the current era where its pretty much just discord now
>get an add
>from a female
>find out they're in my country
>neet like me and they're my age
>"finally, i can meet someone, i can hopefully land a date, shes just like me"
>get a follow up question
>"oh do you have a penis, i'm trans"
>"i'm trans"
>"trans"
this is why i fucking hate discord
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>>67162034
The people saying it attracts some combination o mentally ill degenerates and actual fucking idiots got it right. The chatroom environment really brings out the lolcow behavior even in normies for whatever reason. What is more concerning than the privacy issues of the desktop app is how it was designed to download the whole fucking server as a pre-load before you join and can inspect the contents. I already know of a few glownigger ops that tried to exploit this feature to inject highly detailed bomb-making instructions (READ: PROBABLE CAUSE) onto peoples' computers while advertising the discord with innocuous adjacent topics, most infamously sewing for reenactors. Basically it's a massive bait and switch. I can imagine the glowniggers or even just some deranged faggots that comprise the discord core population would do the same with child porn, but I'm fortunate that I'm not a pedoshit so what do I know?
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>>67162034
>Discords main concern is privacy but I bet most of you are using Windows 10 and Chrome right now
wrong and wrong, I not only switched to Linux years ago, I completely de-Googled my life, which includes all Chromium-based browsers. I'm not willing to shrug my shoulders at that bloated botnet.
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>>67162034
The people on discord
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I love discord, plenty of cute and funny girls on it :)

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>gets ruined by zoomers
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>>67162316
Right after you do. Imagine crying about losers on a loser forum you frequent.
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I think this is related to trypophobia. Something about being overwhelmed by empty recesses and being unable to rest the gaze on it without feeling like they're being pulled into an inescapable labyrinth.
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>>67163375
No it's about shitty monsters and infinite levels. I think there's some lore about an organization that studies the monsters and levels like some kind of ripoff of the scp foundation. Lmoa can't believe your so dum XDDD
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>>67163439
4chan is for adults only sorry bucko
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>>67161259
I-IS THAT A HALLWAY? I'M GOING INSANE NOOO HELP ME REDDITMAN NOOO NOT THE SWIMMING POOLS AND HALLWAYS NOOOOOOO

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Men only want one thing and it is disgusting.
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>>67163417
Holy fucking shit sauce for the love of please

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Vocaroo thread? Yes or no?
https://voca.ro/1iXcQrqtYLm3
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>>67163077
https://voca.ro/151kttdulNIm
>>67163152
https://voca.ro/14h6yvXX82PD
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>>67163193
https://voca.ro/1h1XDeih8hqm
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https://vocaroo.com/17YH3BHNqCyq
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>>67163242
https://voca.ro/1oNniUnECoFw
>>67163332
your accent is sexy af, reminds me of all these anglo youtubers I watch
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>>67163084
large white object antagonist
https://voca.ro/18HfzbkQ5vup

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who here /asexual/ ?

how do you live with it?
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>>67162526
>dunno if I'd be considered asexual since I fap to porn but have no interest in irl sex
well, definition varies between people, but imo asexuality is "the lack of sexual attraction towards other people". Your libido/drive have little to do with attraction, and I don't think you can't be ace if you have libido.
>asexual dating apps exist
didn't even know about that
>When I was a teenager I dated someone who claimed she was asexual yet she sort of coerced me to do gross sexual things
were the sexual things around intercourse or was it independant? because like i said earlier, you can be ace and still have libido. In my case I have a few kinks that are related to situation. I don't care who does it/how they look (I'm not interested in the person) but rather the general 'situation'. So I mean, if the thinks she wanted you to do were that kind of things, it doesn't technically make her not-asexual. Not sure I was clear but I'm too lazy to re-read my schizo rambling
>Personally I like to think that asexuality/a lack of desire for irl sex is one of the few biological lottos I won.
it's cool you see it positively. I'm not sure most people do
>>67162702
I mean, it's probably psychology possible to be disgusted by sex to the point where the trauma makes you asexual. I wouldn't know
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>>67162754

>were the sexual things around intercourse or was it independant?... (cut for space)

Huh, Idk if I properly understand. I don't really think she had any sort of situational kinks or anything like that. She was just generally very insistent and domineering in doing sexual things with her for someone who claimed to be asexual. I never full on fucked her since we broke up before it got that far but she def pushed me into doing more light intercourse stuff that in hindsight I wasn't very comfortable in. Not trying to claim any sort of misconduct on her part or anything since I kinda let it happen without ever really pushing against it too hard. I just think it's weird that someone who claims to be asexual was so sexually pushy.

>it's cool you see it positively. I'm not sure most people do

It is what it is, back when I was younger I'd probably agree with them. Nowadays my values have changed and I don't really see the value in sex, there's no real gain to it from my point of view, besides maybe making your dating life easier for you.

>didn't even know about that

It's just an example, in general I think that countries such as America probably make it easier for people of multiple walks of life to find each other, asexual or anything else.

In smaller countries its a lot harder for these things to exist. That being said I'm probably generalizing America, as its quite huge, so I guess it'd also depend on where you are there too.
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>girl says she's ace
>actually into hardcore bondage
This fucking blackpilled me so hard it wrapped around and became perfectly logical.
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>>67163209
yeah okay I get you on the first part. I guess some people use "asexual" as a way to avoid relationships based purely on that.
>>67163229
well that's what I was saying in the other posts, you can be ace and have kinks and sexual drive. You can even have intercourse if it doesn't make you feel disgusted, or if you find it better than masturbation. The only thing "asexual" means is : "not being sexually attracted to other people"
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>>67163423
>The only thing "asexual" means is : "not being sexually attracted to other people"
They always redefine the very clear and unambiguous word to mean whatever they want it to mean, so I don't buy that.

I'm almost 25 and my tranny feelings don't go away. this means I should transition right?
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>>67163352
I can help you. Drop your discord if serious.
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>>67163352
no lol it means you should go outside and stop hanging out on discord with other trooner cultists
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What does transition mean at this point, just taking estrogen? Or straight up surgery
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>>67163457
Why should you take a surgery before transition
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>>67163352
Your way past the age of passable transition, its better you forget about trooning out unless you wanna kill yourself within a few years. YWNBAW

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I'm probably the only anon here who hasn't downloaded tinder even once. Also never used tik tok.
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>>67161150
same dude. tinder sucks, never using it, dont care if i die alone, at least i wont lose my soul in the process.
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>>67161150
No OP I'm also kind of an idiot like this guy here
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>>67161150
never downloaded tinder, made a tik too account in 2020 to ironically laugh at that fligu gigu shit when that was a thing, apart from that I have no social media apart from the facebook my mum made for me in 2013 with no pictures on it
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I got banned from tinder for writing i hate women.
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>>67161150
Not the only one at all.

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today I went to the storage room to get my skateboard because I hadn't used it for years and I wanted to learn again, but my mother threw it away without even telling me, I had so many memories of that skateboard and it was a gift from my best friend, worst of all is that it was in good condition.


why are women like that bros?
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>>67163228
Grow the fuck up OP, and take responsiblity for your life. Stop relying on your parents and get a fucking life
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>>67163356
You confused or something, anon?
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>>67163407
Sorry, I replied to the wrong person. I meant replying to the OP.
You are not a waste of space, OP is
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>>67163213
Massive heart attacks in their mid-50s
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>>67163356
i'm disabled

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Escort/Prostitute/Hooker/AMP thread

Whoremonger anons, please greentext stories, share tips and pics, answer questions, talk about your best experiences, etc.

Let's convince these robots to skip the hassle of pursuing regular women and to pay for pussy instead.
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>>67162698
>why pay for something chad does thousands of times for free?
Why do anons always say this? Because I'm NOT a Chad and I want to experience sex with hot women before I die. This is the only way. Life isn't fair, you have to accept it.
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Thinking about losing my virginity with some escort desu
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>>67162643
Lost count of how many whores I've slept with, some of them kinda act like a gf if they like you and I always make sure to grab their number for next time, I've had girls lick my asshole and call me daddy while another shoves her tits in my face and demands I call her mommy. If you can dream it then do it just don't kill anyone please have some respect for yourself.
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>this monday night
>finish work, tired but horny
>text a number to fuck an asian girl at a massage parlor
>get sent an address and go there, no one's around, text the number and say what the hell, they get back to me and say the girl isn't answering her phone so sorry
>try a different number, get to the place they sent me to, massage parlor in a strip mall
>across the street is another strip mall, parking lot is loaded with cops and mobile crime lab
>text the number what the fuck is this a sting
>they call me, thick chinese accent promising its not a sting and saying just go inside
>horniness wins out, go inside, turns out everything is ok
>walk with the girl into a room in the back, get a nice sensual massage, she kisses my neck and body and gently strokes my balls and dick the entire time
>flip over, she's standing by my head and leans her body forward over mine and starts to blow me while her tits are in my face
>b cups but nice big nipples, perfect for sucking in
>she climbs in the table to suck my dick more and straddle my face and we 69
>can feel I'm going to cum and she deep throats me and squeezes my balls and she swallows while I cum
>wipes me off and asks if I want to have sex and gets a condom out

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>>67162643
I don't want my first kiss to be with a woman that gets paid to put cocks in her mouth on the weekly.

day 6 of trying to lactatemaxx
still no milk AHHHHH
i will definitely be buying a breast pump
my nipples hurt really bad though D:
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>>67163289
also how many times a day are you taking it ?
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>>67163379
squeeze and pull and drink a lot of water+ eat lots of fruit that will help with estrogen or if youre really desperate take progesterone
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>>67163381
i take fenugreek twice a day and massage my nipples basically all day
>>67163411
where would I get progesterone
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I feel like you're going to cause damage to your breasts if you keep trying to force them into lactation
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>>67163437
idk somewhere on the internet ? :(
i sued to take it 3x a day maybe up your take you could be growing a tolerance too

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So World War 3 starts tomorrow.
Will you fight? Will you run away? Will you stay?
Think about it, your ancestors fought wars to protect their country, to protect their land, home, property, their family, wife, kids.
I work in a warehouse for a minimum wage, I don't own anything, I rent an apartment, I don't have a wife or kids, I don't even have a girlfriend. Why the fuck would I fight in a war? I have nothing to protect. I have nothing to fight for. Why would I fight to protect people way better off than me, why would I fight to protect a goddamn millionaires in my country, why would I fight and die for an Amazon warehouse. How did we end up in a reality where a war will never happen because people have nothing to fight for, nothing to lose, nothing to protect. Dying might be more preferable than waking up again at 4 in the morning just to get to my dead end job just so I can afford renting apartment with strangers. Why would I fight to protect property of my landlord, his family, his wife, his kids. I own fucking nothing, why would I go to a war? I'm not even a pacifist, I just don't see anything to gain, I have nothing to protect and I would rather die out of spite as a deserter deserting society which failed me than foreign forces.
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>>67163245
No that's A Serbian Film :^)
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>>67163195
>Same here, no gf, no fighting
I mean it only makes sense, I won't throw my life away protecting someone else wife, kids, apartment, house, property. I own nothing, I owe nothing to society. Women like to say "women don't owe you sex!". Good. I don't owe women and society anything as well, I don't owe them going to war dying for their freedom and prosperity when mine was always neglected.
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>>67163276
No that is about a Serbian family man who makes a better life for his family by setting out for Hollywood and becoming a successful film actor. I find it really focuses on the importance of family bonding, community and togetherness! :)
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>worrying about being conscripted when half the planet's population would be vaporised in the first 20 minutes
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>>67163442
SCHPAAAAYYYSCHE




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