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Why do Asian girls hate Asian guys and love white cocks so much?
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and this is not even a "go after the uggos/damaged goods/christmas cakes" post. even those girls, I have seen first hand, are too stupid to deal with romantic advances. after having given up on their chances of finding romance with young, stable, functional, young Japanese males, they sit on internet sites and apps like Facebook and Tinder and a bunch of Japan-exclusive stuff, complain about being lonely and wishing someone would entertain them, and then blow off every advance from every guy either because they don't fit their unrealistic fantasies or because they are literally too afraid of their own sexualities to allow the possibility to foster that a man could ever ask them to join them in the bedroom.
I've seen chicks on SNS sites for Japan and shit that have profiles that say "foreign men only" (i.e. whities), but then they don't actually respond to messages. The foreigner-hunters are few and far-between in developed Asian countries and in places like Korea and Japan the supply exceeds the demand. On the other hand, Malaysia is a great place to be a first-world whitey. I stole a chick's virginity on there through Tinder after staying there for a week and I still kinda regret it, though I keep communication with that chick.


It's not a metaphor Achmed.

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I'm bringing goth back because its sexy as fuck, what kind of bf can I get if I live far away from a major city with normies. Can I even make friends, or will the only people who like me also be socially inept, too?
> tfw no pasty quiet boyfriend who makes me his tsundere goth gf
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why do I get the feeling you think that would be a bad thing?
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This thirsty cunt right here and all the betas like him are what is wrong with society.
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All these desperate people
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timestamped pic of you or your clothes or you can GTFO

guarantee you're a tasteless fatty

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>tfw 22
>tfw will never experience teenage love
>I will never take a walk along the beach with a qt as we talk about our life together
>I will never travel the world and see new countries and experience different cultures with a qt

Feels bad man

The feel train has no stops
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>I'll never kiss a girl
>tfw go outside and see a the gorgeous qt girls
>imagine her being your gf
This happens way too often for my comfort. Life just really like to remind me at every opportunity what I'm missing out on. Doesn't help that it's so fucking normal in out society to have a Gf either that if you don't you are abnormal.
>tfw 22
>tfw a 16 years old girl in love with me
>tfw she makes me feel like I'm a teenager again
>tfw she lives in a nearby country so I can travel there and experience different culture and also take long walks along the beach because she lives close to the sea
I'm not even feeling guilty about being so pedo anymore.
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would you rather have loved and lost, or never loved at all?

my best friend was a girl that i knew from kindergarten until grade 12. i never really fit in with the guys, and they made fun of me for hanging out with a girl in elementary school. i use to live just up the street from her, and we use to walk to and from school together holding hands. ive never met anyone who ive had such good chemistry with. we talked about absolutely everything, all the time, for hours. when we were in grade 3, we were walking down the abandoned train tracks near our house, and we both shared our first kiss. it wasnt a heavy makeout session, but it was young, innocent childhood romance. we remained a couple throughout highschool, and did all the 'normie' things.

when we graduated highschool she moved across the country for university. i still talk to her a bit, and have seen her a few times, but we have definitely grown apart over the years. shes graduating next year, and has job prospects there. i highly doubt she is ever going to move back. i think about her all the time, but im pretty sure she has moved on with her life. it hurts a lot because it feels like i lost my soulmate, not just my best friend.

she is the only girl i have ever loved. anytime i talk to a girl, i cant help but compare her to my old friend. none of them give me the same feelings of happiness as she did. i would have rather never loved, than deal with this feel everyday.
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Tfw lost virginity at 21 to 16 yo virgin, also took another 16 year olds virginity. Britfag so legal

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On the left: Holly Michaels. Pornstar. According to the Encyclopaedia Britannica she has taken approximately 1,022,313 cocks.

On the right: various intact hymens.

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>he doesn't watch mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmf porn
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>the hymen doesn't break at all upon sex with proper foreplay etc.
But that's right. Unless the girl has an unusual hymen, you shouldn't be breaking anything. Where did you see otherwise?
Why even argue this point with virgins?
It's not worth your time.

Of course there are whores who have tight slits and there are virgins who have ugly external labia, but the virgins here wouldn't know that.
dude, just google that on wikipedia, the hymen doesn't "break".

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You can't
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>Not wanting superior Latinas

Are you even trying?
Technically Ias I've already explained in not.

Stay mad weeb
>wanting any 3D
>wanting bottom of the barrel 3D
This is delusion, a man has no worth without work. You think once we reach into the stars your uselessness will be tolerated? There will be a trillion more job that need doing, humanity will conquer the stars and you either help or die.
>humanity will conquer the stars and you either help or die.
>this is what wageslaves tell themselves when they are making money for their bosses at their 9-5s

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Reminder that if you smoke menthols you are nadless fag and everyone is laughing at you.
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>American Spirits
>over priced meme cigarettes

pick both
>Double the tobacco packed into each cigarette than normal ciggies
>Less chemicals
You pay for the better tobaccie ma8
>tfw bought mascotte menthol filter tubes yesterday
>using normal tobacco for it
Shit is fucking delicious.
why would anyone smoke anything but marlboro reds?
Because they enjoy having use of their lungs?

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Why the hell do you think you need a woman to justify your self worth?
Are you all really this brainwashed or are you just pretending to be because /r9k/ waaah?
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How can you act like it's not a big thing to deal with the fact that you are considered more worthless than even the most hated people in history. That you will never have what even the lowest dregs of society have. That you are nothing.
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Bitches get wet when you exterminate der juden

You know what needs to be done if you want a gf
You aren't nothing. You're just someone who can't have a relationship. It's not the only thing in life, and if it's the end all, be all for you then you need to reevaluate your priorities.

>Are you all really this brainwashed or are you just pretending to be because /r9k/ waaah?

I'm not but most men are, I think. I don't blame them, I pity them. Their entire lives they've in a culture that tells them that a good chunk of their validation should come from women's approval. Movies, TV, music, books, and people drill it into them from an early age.

It's all they know. It's all they have in their frame of reference. They're just not very observant.

Socialization for men is a shouting match for female attention where timid and awkward people become invisible and depth of character is viewed as emotional baggage. Everybody's trying to be the funniest, most likeable, and social, these guys just never succeeded. at being that "apex" guy.
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Welcome to alcoholism, anon!

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Eurovision Saturday edition.
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I've got a week off from work lads, what do with my time? I've saved up £20k so I can do whatever I fucking want.

Might pull a mental one and just sit in my room drinking like I usually do.
>show and tell next week
>still haven't decided what I want to take in

Just end it all.
Why arn't you all outside enjoying getting skin cancer?

>posts this in every thread
>no-one helps
>stops posting one day
>no-one notices

Such is /britfeel/.

wait, you just eat her ass then that's it?

lacks closure m9.

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>tfw no gf
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i can b ur hot bf from sydney here is my pic baby u so hot.
>TFW in Melbourne and no GF
>make account ok okcupid
>dont even have to put effort into the profile, write a few lines, post a few pictures
>wait for thousands of messages
>pick out not the hottest guy out of those, he just want to fuck you, but the guy who actually is on your level, if you'r in the bottom 10% of women pick out one of the bottom 10% of guys also
>reply to his message
>let him do all the work
>have bf who loves and cares for you and will do anything for you

That's it. Now get the fuck off my /r9k/ filthy whores.
>eye moustaches

Why do normies always invade tfwnogf-threads? Do they think what they feel is the same to what we do? Our girlfriends never broke up with us, we never had a gf in the first place. Try imagining this you filthy normalshits.

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>tfw first day without alcohol in months
>couldn't sleep at all last night
>shaking like a motherfucker
>worst anxiety I've ever felt
>feel like I'm gonna throw up

Holy fucking shit, when does it end? this is so fucking awful.
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Have a beer OP
Only one or two, not enough to get drunk
Tapering is wiser than cold turkey
Taper it man
Just have a beer mate.
I know those feels, OP, the worst part of it is the lack of sleep and the night terrors.

Taper it, you don't want to risk getting a seizure.
He's clearly addicted as fuck. Most people addicted to things can't just have one to take the edge off, I imagine it's the same.

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Is it too early for the Ausbots to roll out?
>tfw no sydney bf
Are you male or female anon?
What are you looking for in a bf?
a penis
Adelaide here. I hate my life.
>a penis
So you want him to have a penis?
You want him to have a penis in him?
A little more detail would be nice anon.

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ITT: times where you thought you had a chance or things were looking up, but in reality they weren't

>meet girl
>she's friendly and nice so I think I have a chance
>ask her out
>later find out she seems to like big tall muscular guys

I cringe now when I think how I thought I had a chance with her. I was so happy at the time too. All those feels

Your turn /r9k/
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Is there a such as a Beta-Chad? A guy who looks good, works out and can talk to the ladies but ends up being autistic and fucking it up?
That's gambling, anon.
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>I really enjoyed it and she said I'm a good hugger.
I thought he clicked it to after she was already looking.
Like I've done presentations with booru tab heads visible since I forgot and they're innocuous looking.
Of course "Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact." so I'm probably being dumb.
>>hold my hand out
>>she goes to give it to me and I move my hand away so it drops






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Who /hasn'tjerkedoffinover2weeks/ here?
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Do you just let your dick hang while you piss and let it splash everywhere?
day 6 of nofap
I went to a hooker and ever since I saw how underwhelming sex is my libido just fucking dropper
I don't even get boners, it's like my dick basically died
I get no urge to watch porn or jerk it.

Seriously guys sex ain't that incredible
I sit down lel
I don't get horny any more. I blew my dopamine receptors out. But I don't have problems with bitches now. They will never get into my pants.

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Post images that make you go
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hmm ayy lmao
>tfw when the proposed sequel will never be released

It's really hard to cope with this.
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She's 6'
hmm :^)

Happy Elliot Rodger Day everyone, I hope it's supreme.
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far superior
I don't know half of those guys.

Also, anyone remember George Sodini?
are you fucking kidding me

take it to /lit/ and they'll tell you the prose is shit and clunky, it's painfully verbose and tryhard, not to mention riddled with grammatical errors.

I had friends at 18 who wrote better stuff for high school creative writing competitions.
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Rest in peace supreme gentleman

updated it with this for you guys>>18952550

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