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>tfw Moscow
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>t. never been outside of srodmiescie and powisle
Weird thing is that vocal whiners are actually people who have internet, free time and money to do the whining, while people that actually live infinitely worse than you don't have that luxury.
Fuck off idiot I live in Praga
that's where I live. It's a fucking shithole
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Russian robot here, give me a cute goth gf.

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When's the last time you heated up pop tarts in the toaster?
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I've only ever had one box of them because it cost like 8 euro.
never toasted them and never will
Wait how else would you heat them up. TOASTER IS THE ONLY WAY OTHER WAYS ARE RETARDED EAT SHIT
>not toasting your pop tarts
What the fuck? Like you just eat them straight out of the box?
Toaster oven. Yes, it's a distinct difference.

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>be me
>read about gender roles
>I was always submissive and less aggressive than my classmates, so I can identify with everything they say about not being how society wants you to be
>solution says I should cut my pee pee an pretend I'm a woman
Why are feminists so dumb, isn't that promoting gender roles?
Don't cut it off, anon! You'll look much better with it still intact and squirting it's load onto the ground as you have your ass stuffed.

Just go on hormones. I want there to be more qt tranners in the world. Maybe then I'll get a qt tran for myself.
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Just be the person you want to be anon, submissive or dominant who cares, if you ever get frustrated just take some time to reflect on it.
Just browse the /gfd&rr/ threads in /d/ and pray you find a gentle femdom/role reversal gf.

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other OP used the same night image so day image it is edition
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Bt is diggin up the lines again lad theres literally nothing i can do kek
Nah just some 19 yr old art student. She wanted to fuck other men while we were seeing each other, I agreed as I was desperate and she was the only girl to ever show me any interest who I was actually attracted to. So basically cucked myself. She chucked me after 2 weeks anyway.
Haven't pursued any women since then (3 years or so). Can't do it any more
Thanks for the gun advice anyway leds, guess I'll just put some train driver in therapy lel
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I actually really enjoy life lads, this shit is cash
I don't think there's anything wrong with being attracted to trans people
Where's sp at

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Why are female bartenders, waitresses and cashiers such absolute pieces of shit to non-chads? It's their job to be nice to everyone but they treat ugly men like subhumans. Why?
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those are some advanced mental gymnastics anon. if a tall guy with good facial aesthetics makes a move she will instantly drop her shitty attitude. if he's average or below then he's going to be treated badly.
even average bitches treat average men badly because they got pumped & dumped by chad once and now they think it's what they deserve.
if you're a fat regular in a restaurant, they will treat you nice no matter how hideous you look.
It's literally one of the most competitive industries.
No you just have a bad personality and that's why people treat you badly. Women aren't as shallow as robots.
They'rr usually nice to me, does this mean I'm Chad now?

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>be me
>24 year old overweight loser NEET
>no friends since highschool
>everyone who I thought were my friends all abandoned me
>look them up on facebook recently and see that all of them are doing really well and living successful lives
>I still feel like my 16 year old self
>nothing about me has changed
I don't know how to grow up, the feeling of being left behind hurts. I don't know how I can be successful as I'm a low IQ mongoloid, college hasn't been doing well for me as I still do not really learn anything, nothing at all interests me. Trying to lose weight and gain muscle is just a chore, I'm doing this to impress nobody, nobody would care if I was suddenly "chad". I feel really sorry for my parents for giving birth to a failure at life, I'm very very likely to not marry any woman so my family bloodline and name will be lost after I die. I have a lot dreams I want to accomplish but I don't think its possible within my life time, there just doesn't feel like enough time for me to "Grow". This life of mine is like purgatory, is this what you would call "depression"? I'm not suicidal at all though, I still feel like I owe my parents something, like somehow becoming a millionaire, giving most of my fortune to all my blood relatives and just disappearing from this world, somewhere away from society.
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damn, i feel bad for you anon
>he had friends in hs
fucking failed normie
My Dream Is I Want To Be God. But that isn't Possible, so i want to be rich and help my family out.
>Live in rural Japan in the mountainous area
>be wealthy enough to buy land somewhere and build a big traditional style mansion with a zen garden, pond, etc..
>turn it into an orphanage
>adopt abandoned children
>raise them well so they will contribute greatly for Japan
>stop shaving and become old
>raise some animals too
>wake up every morning to feed the fish
>All my adopted children calls me "papa"
>become a legend, locals will know me as the fatherly sage or some shit
I know this all sounds retarded and faggy but Its my dream. Its either this or do something great where everyone in my family for generations to come will live happy lives, like a big multi million dollar business run by family. Its an impossible dream to achieve but the thought of it makes me feel positive.

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Alright lads get in here

Who's working today? How's working life treating you?
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>thinks 32 dollars an hour is good

neck yourself failed normie

Say I want to quit my office job and drive trains. I could get autistic all interested in trains, no problem.

How do I go about doing this practically and how much $ to start out at the job? I have some good high level work experience but it is not related to trains.
Unironically based and redpilled. The ONLY supporters of communism are edgelord 24 year olds in their moms basement, able to be a NEET because of the fruits of capitalism.

You literally cannot prove me wrong. There has never been a single soul in the entire history of humanity that has actually enjoyed communism.

and by a single soul, I'm talking about the people living under a communist regime, not the government bureaucrats that are impregnating your mother and feeding you your daily allowance of cum for your nutrition.
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>just got hired as a maintenance person for mcd
>didn't even actually work yet but already anxious
>i'm 25
>still have no idea what I'm making an hour they said it was more than the base pay which was only 7.50 but knowing companies it can't be that much more
>have to be there at 6am tomorrow
>have to be in bed by 9pm to get a full 8 hours like a boomer

better than being a neet right guys hahaha!
a "maintenance person" who makes $7.50 an hour?
sounds like they gave you a fancy title and you'll be the guy who changes the oil and cleans out the friers.
Personally I wouldn't do that shit for $7.50 but if that's all you have then I hope you can find something else soon.
Unless cute girls work there, in which case stay and try to get a waifu.

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How do you score with older women?

The idea of large cellulite-ridden asses, maternal voices and emotional detachment from experience arouses the hell out of me.

Where do I start? I know as a fact older women can be attracted to younger guys [the fact that every week in America some roastie teacher gets arrested for fucking a 15 year old, and I know this skinnyfat 20 year old guy who has dated stunning women in their late 30s]

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Vile hedonist, I hope you contract an STD.
>one of THOSE threads.

>If you posted a 23andme
Nice try jew fuck
True my dads from the Mediterranean
Oh you probably don't know what a tan is. This is what a white guy who goes outside looks like.

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The new Battlefield low sales is due to Trump supporters and misogynistic people
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>Boycotting a game because of a female in it
>trannies in ww2.
no thanks.

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What are your religious (or non religious) beliefs?
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How often do you fap to loli doujins?

Hail Eris, motherfucker
basically the majority of religious prophets lol
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There's nothingbeyond what pic related shows in terms of religious beliefs from what I know.
There's no winning in this game, you are fucked no matter who you worship and who is your god.
But I'd definately rather people to worship the right side.
Pulling from a hat of everything I believe,
>Atheistic Materialism
>Atheistic Existentialism
>Ontological Primitivism

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Why not just settle for an average 5/10 gf? Why do you really want a 10/10 supermodel?
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>why not settle for an average 5/10 GF?
Because they don't want me. stop posting these threads you normalfag
Are you a brainlet OP? She's a 9/10 easily, probably in the top 3 percent of women for their looks without any makeup.
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>>47647471 The girl in the back is closer to 5/10.
Its fucking bait anon. Dont bite. These idiots have nothing better to do.
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who wants burgers when you can have steak?
you won't get a chadson by porking a lena dunham
look at that slob she doesn't even try. she could have worn heels and booty shorts even stocking to hide he cellulite. 10/10 aren't born that way, they make themselves that way.

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Name 1 successful person who isn't Jewish, just 1
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52% of American billionaires are non-Jewish.

Assuming an average Ashkenazi Jewish IQ of 110-115 (backed up by many studies, and intuitively based on how overrepresented they are as Nobel prize winners, physicists, doctors, lawyers, top-rated bridge and chess players, etc.), if you work out the math and adjust the distribution based on a standard deviation of 15, between 48-55% of the American populace with an IQ of 160 or higher are Jewish. Truly astounding. A small shift forward on the bell curve creates drastic differences at the far ends.
Are you fucking retarded? They aren't jewish.
He has significant Jewish ancestry, and at some point recently joked to the press that he was a "Jewish man", though I can't seem to find the exact quote.
You can find many moderately succesful people who aren't Jewish, but the thing with grabblers is that they only hire other grabblers so once you get into Hollywood or Banking or Politics or just big business it's all Jews.
His parents were atheists

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Post ITT in this thread and you will get a girlfriend by Saturday morning.
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Will I have to settle down?
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i want goat friends not girl friend :)
>met girl at school leavers ball
>spent the night saying i was the nicest guy and all that
>held my hands and looked me in the eyes on multiple occasions
>should've went in for the kill and kissed her at some point

I'm gonna do it lads
she would be perfect if she had a pink pussy
this is why only white is right
Thanks OP love this blessing

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