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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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I liek the song that goes like:
Life goes on and on and on and on and on and
On and on and on
On and on and on and on and on and
On and on and on
On and on and on and on and on and
On and on and on
On and on and on and on and on and
On and on and on

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Remember femanon, small boobs are very sexy too.
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>>65501385
Being attracted to the teenage girl look doesn't make you a pedophile though.
Why can't you enjoy looking what a lot of people consider peak femininity and beauty?
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>>65502301
Because I remember how gross it was to be 14 and having stare

The only men attracted to me in adulthood are the type who were also looking at me as a child
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>>65502342
Having men stare*
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god i love staring at petite small tittied woman i want to keep them in my cage
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>>65501163
>because they had pedophilic desires
Are you also super short or something?
Either way, small boobs are a normal cute feature. You might just be looking for reasons to avoid people.

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I wish life was like a well written movie where every character has a purpose and a goal and a greater purpose.
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>>65502354
Why did you post Adolf Hitler?
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>>65502365
Why not? orig
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>be me
>background character
>the few times i wanted to do stuff i lost motivation in 1 day
>stay in house and only go out for school, even before covid
>no friends, lack of social skills and social anxiety
>purpose in life is to walk the cycle of work, sleep, eat, repeat
>purpose in movie is to make the background where the main character is a little more populated
yea, i already know my role bros
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>>65502354
Where the fuck is my arc, Paulie?

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do you watch youtubers/twitch streamers that make reaction faces?
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>>65500797
>do you watch youtubers/twitch streamers
no
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>>65501065
>do you watch
no
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>>65501187
>do
no
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>>65501027
are you fucking 7 years old
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>>65501027
im sorry but
>>65501042
>>65502355
i have to agree

Hey /r9k/ I'm looking for guys with smelly feet, like honestly pretty smelly, to chat with. Any of you robots have foot odor?
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What if I do OP? You gonna compensate me for my time?
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>>65501800
I'd happily buy smelly socks for sure
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>>65501843
Why would you do that OP that's gross
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>>65501911
Idk anon I just like smelly guys
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>>65501800
You saying you'd smell bad for money?

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How did you spend your youth?
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Browsing the internet. But I did hang out with my best friend a lot and had a GF well over a decade ago. So, there's that.
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>>65500351
Lonely and isolated. Now that it is over. I'm not sure what to do with life. I'm 28. I work as a security officer overnights but I am indifferent to my job and do not desire a career. Work seems like a waste of time.
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>>65501111
>Work seems like a waste of time.
because you aren't doing a job that has any meaning. it doesn't matter how much it pays. an unfulfilling job will always feel like a waste of time and you won't be happy.

most normal people cope with this by having a loving family they can come home to that supports them. if you have nothing then its like what are you even doing?
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>be like me Asianon from 3rd world country
>Grandma and mom think education isn't that important
>"None of our ancestors are doctors or teachers anon. We think grade 4 is good enough as long as you can read"
>Fast forward 19 years later
>Ends up being a wage cuck construction worker
>Got paid 3Dollars an hour
>Mfw I realise I'm destined to get fucked the moment I was born
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Bicycle adventures
Newgrounds
Petty crime
Swimming with the bois
Football
Excessive amounts of Call of Duty split screen
Soul Calibur
Yu Gi Oh
Way too much weed
And my glorious PC
It was a great time

Lord Byron edition
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A park again. Why do people keep getting stabbed in parks? Bizarre
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>>65502315
>Robert Thompson
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>>65502318
>>65502319
>muh harsh sentences
literal america tier retardation. they will come out in 10 years worse than they are now. the focus should be on rehabilitation not on punishment
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>>65502393
>Robert Thompson
Pic related
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What times are comfy hours around this place these days?

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>its another episode of "mom is arguing with my sister on the phone and she is basically scream-talking so I can hear it from my room and then go up and ask her whats wrong so she can whine to me about my sister for the next hour"
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>>65501701
Why do you stay?
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>>65501745
because I've been a neet for the past 6 YEARS AND I CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE ON MY OWN
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>>65501753
Don't get me wrong I've been there.
Just when I got help with my psychological issues I got better immediately and now I'm slowly becoming a member of society and it feels good man.

I'm trying to understand what's keeping YOU from doing whatever it takes to get outta that situation.

For me it was drugs
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>>65501783
I'll rather kill myself than to work (will actually do it if my parents kick me out), I understand I will never reintegrate into society so I'd only become a wageslave with not enough free time for my hobbies if I got a job
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>>65501801
So you play your part as an emotional dump. Your parents would have to pay money for someone to listen to their bullshit. By keeping you at home they can whine to their friends about having a neet son and have an emotional dumping ground that's always available to them because he doesn't even want to leave.

They raised you to be exactly what they needed and you even think it's the best you could ever have.

Congratulations, you might as well be dead.

Why do people have more empathy towards dogs then towards humans?

Are you one of them?

Explain yourself.

>inb4 edgy shit like hurrr durr i hat all humanz xxD
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>>65501410
>I have never been done wrong by a dog
That's crazy.
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>>65501096
Because dogs and cats and other animals are more simple, they don't get resentful over the fact that you didn't pet them the right way or give them the right temperature water, they want to be around you all the time, they love you a lot and unconditionally. Humans have ulterior motives, even ones who are close to you have double intentions much of the time (i.e. slipping in little lies like "I'm turning the corner now" when in reality they're 5 minutes away). Or sometimes, they analyze your every action, i.e replying to things too fast or how you interact with others. Animals never do things like this - they accept you for who you are completely as long as you're good to them. I wouldn't choose to save an animal over a human or myself, but I would still call my cat one of my greatest friends and I am close to her like I can't be with humans.
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>>65501096
Dogs are not capable of evil, humans are. Am I wrong for having more empathy for a dog than a serial killer or a child rapist?
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>>65501096
because a human can do evil, a mere dog can't
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A dog has never betrayed me.

You know the routine. Post your

>age
>gender
>body count
>age you popped your cherry
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>>65499852
Thanks I think? Is it more or less based that I met him on here?
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>>65502298
I was in the army.
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>32
>M
>1
>28
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>age 24
>gender m
>body count 35?
>age you popped your cherry 15

i haven't had sex in two years.
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>18
>F
>0
>N/A

Had a bf before, kissed him but nothing else

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why do women allow men to ejaculate on their face? don't they feel degraded?
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both situations, not into it.
>malecum is gross
>femsquirt is messy as fuck
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>>65500318
Retard. Why do they love slapping my dick all over their faces? Idiot
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>>65500318
the guy was fucking me with a condom and ivwas paranoid about getting preggers so i told him to cum outside of me. so he told me to suck him off and when he was close he told me to stick my tounge out and that he was going to cum on my face. he didnt really ask me, he told me to do it and i cant really say no + if i like the guy and im really turned on ill let him do what he wants to finish
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cum is hot, seeing a guy cum is hot, doesn't stop being hot when its all over you i imagine.
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>>65500318
My wife finds it hot to be covered in my cum. Why is this hard to understand

What point in time, if any, would you travel back to if you could. You retain all memories you have right now, but you basically teleport your consciousness back to a specific point in time and it overwrites the consciousness you had at that point in life.
You may only travel back once, it is permanent, but like I said you still would retain the memories of that life you lived but that never really was.
For me, it would be 01/01/2020 at midnight.
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>>65502289
You are a mental midget and I shant waste my time on you anymore
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>>65501842
I couldn't be arsed reliving entire sections of my life again, most of school and uni was grueling, for instance, and I wouldn't go back under any circumstances. So I'd just go back to when I finished my master's. My life was already mostly in shambles at that point but I could've gotten a better career if I'd done things differently.
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>>65502311
Lol, cause you got blasted lmao.
Its ok anon, not everyone can have triple digits in IQ in this life.
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this is the dilemma that keeps me up at night
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>>65502350
op clearly means that you retain your current memory, so it wouldn't be "just" pure disembodied consciousness (if that exists) doing the time travel, but the material contents of your brain would have to change.

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>donate 100 dollars to a vtuber saying that i like her and that i enjoy watching her streams
>she says that shes glad that i enjoy her streams and she even says that she likes me back
>im now crazy over her ever since she said that
Is it over for me bros? Im in love with female streamers who hides behind anime avatars. Real girls and female streamers who show their face just cant seem to compete anymore
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>>65502234
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
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stop giving her money. she's going to be like a neet kind of person. she is just saying she likes you for your money, like a bunch of other guys who watch her.
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>>65502162
Dude stop giving senzawa your money, she's an alco.
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>>65502234
>actual women
Maybe it would've been better looking if they weren't
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>>65502234
post kiara teeth




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