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Monday night feels
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Its not a serious problem, I dont think. I was told I had gingivitis once when I was a kid. No treatment, medicine, nothing. Its just light insignificant bleeding from the gums anyways, so no reason I guess. But im no doctor. Ask your dentist about it or something
who else /blackbrit/ here?
how does that make me a normie?
Just an England fan tbh m8

take your edgelord sp memes elsewhere
Mate it's not insignificant at all, it's really fucking common and easily treatable with the right mouthwash but if you leave it your teeth can fall out.

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There's too many bad vibes going around today.

Everyone, post your cats.
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I can't really help dying, sadly.

They're just cats, they won't really notice the difference of me being here or not, there will be someone to take care of them.

and then when you're not studying or have nothing to do in particular, they don't bother you, right?

Oh, I'm sorry man.

Hope you spend your last days being comfy with your cats on /r9k/. That's what I would want, at least.
So artistic pic. Was what he watching?
Don't think so, I'm pretty normal.
I don't why not caring about dogs ad cats gets you called mentally ill by people who eat products of the meat industry every day. At least I'm consistent with my apathy towards animals.

not sure what you're trying to say.

That's harder to get away with ;)
tbh I don't care much for people either but I still put them above animals, especially other people are necessary for a society while animals are not

>wasting the last days of your life with stupid cats
kek way to be deluded anon. I guess I can't blame you since they cuck you with brain disease.
Stop he's already 12 ;_;

Cant really play like anything else with a heated weight on your hand

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i liek it
I read the whole article. It gets even worse I hate disabled people now
Reminds me of that one article where this college professor slept with a crippled man who couldn't even communicate correctly. Nigga was in a wheel-chair and retarded yet some milf still jumped on his dick.
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>Crippled Chad
My dad is a vice principal, told me that one of the female teachers pretty much raped this autistic kid, twice, and she got preggo. He also mentioned that she was hot.

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Are normies even sentient human beings?

Or are they just mindless sheep who cannot think for themselves?
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Why do the socially rejected people think they are smarter than normal people ???
seriously... get out of your room losers
get out
And you faggots can't argue that without your mommy letting you live in her basement, you'd have to meld with the normies at least a little bit. Not all of our parents allow us to leech, cunt.
fuck of normie chad cunt
Not chad, not total normie, try again.

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Shut the fuck up "reee"
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Normie scum must be purged.

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>tfw you can't be yourself if you want to keep a woman
>can't show what she means to you or she'll see you as weak and lose interest
>can't show any real emotion as a result
>have to be distant to keep her interested
>have to be harsh so to show you're not a pushover
...and the list goes on

I'm sick of jumping through these hoops just to get a fake feeling of love back that could simply turn off in her head and decide it's time to hop on another dick.
Enjoy your stay!
>tfw you can't be yourself if you want to keep a woman
holy shit i spoke to my frieneds about this last week
this is actually a thing
and you'll realise it only after she left you
even chad is not safe from this bullshit (except the pump n dump one)
I've been here for years, m8.

It's a severely disappointing feel, that the person you're meant to be the closest to you have to fake being yourself till the woman somehow and magically develops emotions.
>, that the person you're meant to be the closest to

Where the fuck did you come up with that?

Stop thinking that somehow that's a guarantee, because its not. There's no natural law that dictates such a thing.

Once you realize its arbitrary and artificial ; what can you really be upset about?
>A partner you spend the rest of your life with
>Not the person you're meant to be the closest to

Then why even have a partner, anon?

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New idea for r9k flag now when we are in the killing the business
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the arabic is funny because, as soon as "islamic" is mentioned, this website will go full news fodder

i like it, where does the scan lead to?

educate yourself normie: >>22941948
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Let's have a mental illness thread. Post what affects you and see if any other anons have any experience with it.

I'll start
>diagnosed ASPD
>severe repressed memories

I fucking hate it
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Holy shit we got ourselves a real one.

Just ADHD and anxiety for me. Pretty much just meme illnesses: the person. I suspect I'm borderline though. I was really obsessive with my ex gf and would freak out when I was away from her too long or she didn't text me.
Diagnosed PTSD from fucked up childhood truama, typical depression anxiety due. Refuse to take anything to better it because I'm paranoid of the effects of the meds.
>Holy shit we got ourselves a real one.
I honestly can't tell if that's sarcasm or not because ASPD is probably the most meme illness and I'm used to people shitting on me for it
People consider that a meme illness? That's retarded. How is an aversion to people a natural thing. God people are retarded.
Well yeah, it's mostly edgy 16 year olds who call themselves a sociopath to look cool and that's where almost everyone gets their knowledge of it from. Sucks hard because whenever I discuss it I instantly get branded as some sort of faker or that I'm just looking for attention even though I'm not even a teenager.

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>"I was hated ever since I arrived in the world," Oregon shooter Chris Harper-Mercer reportedly said in a manifesto discovered on his computer. "I was always under attack. I've always been the most hated person in the world." The manifesto, recently excerpted to People via "sources familiar with the investigation," reveals that Mercer felt there was nothing that could have been done to prevent his tragic actions at Umpqua Community College, as society had forced him to align himself with his demons:

>"He says, 'Many will ask how can they have prevented this? You can't. You could never give me what I wanted. Nothing could have stopped it,' " the source tells PEOPLE.

>"He talks about other mass killers, and says, 'These people were denied everything they deserved and wanted.' "

>Mercer then purportedly expresses skepticism that anything could have turned his life around: "He asks, 'What was supposed to happen? What great event was supposed to make me realize I had so much going for me?' " the source says.

>Abandoned and alone, Mercer allegedly writes, "I've been forced to align myself with these demons and become one of them. At first, it was involuntary, but now I am aligned with them. I now serve. When I die I will become one of them."

>He adds: "My success in Hell is assured."

How many of you feel a legit kindred with him?
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Yeah...this guy was a robot for sure
>having children without their consent
>bringing someone into existence just because you felt like it

Antinatalism is the only moral discussion that matters.
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From that day forth... my arm changed... and a voice echoed "Power! Give me more power!" and if I become a demon, so be it... I'll endure the exile... anything... to protect her!

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>live with mother
>mfw if ever got a Tinder match, I'd never be able to bring them over

What are some excuses to arrange the meeting at their place?
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Point: If you have an unfortuante living situation but make up for it in other areas, you good. Said situation might not even be your fault. But if you're a fucking loser, fat, socially retarded, psychopathic, etc., then yeah, good luck, and chances are your unfortunate situation is just a reflection of the inner fucking loser.

lol, his dad literally has a full head of hair right in the next photo.

and you inherit baldness from both sides of the family. stop spreading that both broscience.
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There is nothing wrong with his hairline you daft cunt.

The opening line is hilarious.
Message them right away. I don't understand why you retards wait. There are literally 100s of guys wanting to fuck them.

You will miss your opportunity if you wait.

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21yr old kissless virgin here, pic related, this 3/10 whale from tinder wants badly to get dicked, i'm a high libido virgin and I am obsessively attracted to big boobs, how to proceed?
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take a cialis before fucking her, just do it and get rid of your virginity. Doggystyle, try to avoid looking at her face.
That face

Jesus. I'd rather fuck my lawn.
I passed on the opportunity to fuck an ugly chick and now I'm a 29 years old virgin that will be a wizard in a few months.

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So robots, which of these lovely ladies do you choose? You can only pick one, choose wisely...
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Sonnelion literally has no down sides.
whichever one has the biggest dick
I was at an Airport going through customs in the U.S. once.

I hear over the intercom they needed a Japanese translator to help with a Japanese passenger. In walks this Japanese woman wearing the airport staff uniform, super slick suit with vest and black pants and white gloves. She's got long straight jet black hair with a hime cut bangs and sharp, strong yet beautiful features.

I swear to fucking god she looked like a Bond villain or something. She was pretty hot tbh.
Is that a picture of Whirl as a human girl? Wtf?
Sonnelion, the extremely loyal part means it isn't even a contest.

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Who else /FBI/ here?

My boss had had me browsing this fucking board for the last two days looking for psychos. They've insisted on me working my ass off tracking down the posters in all those stupid meme threads. I swear if i have to put in one more fucking hour browsing "dank memes", i'm shooting up the next school myself.

Any other secret agents on here sick and tired of this shit?
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>Air Koryo
What was the NK plane like anon? did it make strange rattling noises?
Cool meme! I've probably been here for years longer than you.

Syrians forgive you for that, you'll learn it

Ich bin der Übermensch, dien Schwein. Suck on my my extra-size-lollipoppen

I'm not sure if the gubmint would feel like helping anyone known to use this board in the public eye anymore tbh fam

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Daily reminder that, even though your life can be shit sometimes, you should at least be glad you're not an Indian.
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Nature is a bitch, how fucked up does your luck have to be that you're literally one of the most undesirable men on the planet, even nigs are desired, but hey at least you're not an Abo
It's not bad if you're not very dark skinned and have decent hygiene
Even if he loses weight, he'll still be a beta cuck shitskin Indian
Cumskin whites are bigger cucks. your women are getting fucked by niggers in the US and by arabs in europe. you're literally from cuckasia
Indians confuse me. What even are they. They're like some weird hybrid between Asian and middle Eastern. They seem to possess the worst aspects of both more often than not.

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>tfw no average gf
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Cuz this thread is mostly above average tbh.
Cuz this thread is mostly above average tbh.

Should I post more of her?
you're supposed to take makeup into account when you judge them
hence a 6.5 with makeup is a 5
Yeah, why not
Do it faggot.

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