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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others.

>>>/soc/

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there are guys who get to start doing shit like this when theyre like 16, meanwhile im almost 40 and never even kissed a female


how can i honestly even call myself human, let alone a man?


the life of a genetic runt male is no life
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when i was 13 all the girls in my class already had college bfs. and that was over 20 years ago before facebook, instagram, tik tok whatever, before smart phones. God knows how early they're starting now
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>>85048143
There are also high IQ guys who are low inhib, those usually rise to the top of the corporate and social hirarchy, but are extremely outliars, if you are, which you are statistically, of medium intelligence, if we look at long term outcomes being high inhib would probably be better, since you don't end up, as you said, being an unhinged drug addict just to be accepted.
I turn 33 this year and I already know a bunch of guys my age who died the last 5 years from drug related incidents, those were all the guys who banged stacies in high school (no, I'm not Black, these were all White guys in a White school in Europe).
Meanwhile statistically speaking I am also an economic loser, primarily because I was hit with an insane amount of depression in my 20s which made it unable to do anything, but at least now I certainly graduate from university, although at an age other people get their phds or are already phds for years, in comparison one of my best friends during high school (because he was extroverted and forced himself to be my friend) was a bipolar drug addict with lots of girlfriends, became a bum in his 20s (which is forgivable, since that is a learning period) and instead of getting himself together, he ended up overdosing at age 28 and is now... well, dead.
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>>85047844
>know a guy who got a 30yo pregnant when he was 16 (kid's about 10 years old now)
>know a guy who had a 20+ bodycount by 17 (a few guys too because he experimented)
>know a guy who has had 1 gf since high school but she constantly cheats on him and he keeps forgiving her (they're getting engaged this year)
the world turns, my dude
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>>85048563
>35 year old virgin loser
what was the first spell you learned when you became a wizard?
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>>85048618
Damn that's some heavy stuff bro, I'm sorry you've had to experience all of that
What I'm gathering from everything you've said, and my own experience, is that the grass always seems greener - high-inhib people look at chad and how he effortlessly gets girls, does drugs at the weekend and picture him doing all that *and* then being able to spend the whole working week locking in to a well paying, stable job like a high-inhib individual but that's not the case, low-inhib people can't just switch up, they are always low-inhib.
The kind of men who easily get girls and do drugs are winning but also not winning because they become dependent on both of those things for happiness, it's all they've known.

I probably just need to stop shaming myself for being high-inhib and just accept that humans are all different. And also stop denying and shaming my way of viewing the world. I probably would have hooked up with a few girls by now if I was low-inhib but all the times I sabotaged those opportunities because I felt like they weren't worth it or nothing serious was going to come out of it has probably saved me a whole bunch of time and pain as well.

why are zoom zooms going bonkers over this movie?
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>>85046252
Really, women really have to make up imaginary magic scenarios to confirm their paranoia?
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>>85047738
always have, always will
>muh oppression
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>>85047738
The film was written and directed by a man. It's top incel cinema.
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goyslop entertainment that promotes degeneracy
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>>85047593
when women say they "never dated" they mean "i never dated Chad, he just fucked all my holes 5 times a week for a while"

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Foids?
Moids?
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>>85048758
Have you Iooked up your ass?

>walking outside in the summer heat
>pass into a narrower street like i usually do for this route
>a few little boys are playing probably only 10 years old at most
>bump into one fat kid accidentally
>he is my shoulder length or so (im 5'4 at 20)
>the other kid says something i didnt hear then they both laugh
>i pretend nothing happened and walk away
holy shit man embarrassing as hell
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>>85048719
How tf can someone be 5'4 at 20 what the fuck no offense but that's insane. I forget to thank god everyday for making me reasonably tall
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>>85048739
because i didnt eat as a child and had no sport activities, even today i can only really eat a small breakfast or lunch and a small dinner before i get too full and start throwing up
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>>85048754
it's mostly genetics anon. nothing you can do
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>>85048761
my brother and sister and our parents are all taller than me lmao
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>be me, walking through city centre
>cross paths with a group of 'new citizens'
>almost trip because I'm too lazy to properly pick up my feet
>the whole group says something like "don't fall!" while laughing
>shrug and forget about it a minute later because it's retarded to get hung up on stuff like that
Life is a lot more comfortable and easygoing when you don't get upset over the reactions of people you don't know. I could recommend it to all of you fuckers.

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Is a male free life the only way for women to prosper?
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>>85048202
Based, moids should be born in prison and have to earn their way out
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>>85048250
Have you been abused? What was the abuse?
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>>85047788
Your doctor is most likely male, you gonna avoid him too?
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>>85047780
Truly amazing woman, she lived her entire life in a parallell Scotland built, run and maintained entirely by women. Everything she used or enjoyed was created by women and supplied by women for a whole 109 years. Staggering. Woman can do so much!

For the retards I'm being sarcastic. That's like a white man living in Georgia listening to black music, eating soul food and having his business staffed entirely by blacks and then being the KKK grand dragon and saying his key to success is staying away from niggers.
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>>85048202
OH NO NO NO NO BLACK QUEEN SISTAS
EEYIKES!

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Timmies really think eye and skin color matters
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BUT SAAARS BHARAT WAS ARYAN FIRST
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>>85044057
This. Timmies are always coping about the Indian people (literal aryans), by showing their eye color
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>bharat is the best! india number 1!
>no ofc i will not go back please noo anything but that, ill rather die than go back to india!!
??
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>>85044057
They do matter (women hate white males)
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>>85048774
only white women

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Come talk about drugs this friday evening
Watcha taking
Watcha doing
Watcha like or don't like
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i don't really want to hallucinate
i just want to elevate my reality not look at things that aren't there
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https://youtu.be/XWxcybnUYs8
>my house that i rent burnt down
>doesnt know how it burnt down even though his two children, his daughter (3 children?) and her boyfriend and their two kids also lives there and were in the house at the time of the fire, he also claims he saw a flash from the sky and previosuly mentioned this could be an act by god
>i didnt even have the time to find my wallet
>by the way my dad has cancer
>please send me money so we can rent a hotel its very expensive right now due to fifa world cup im a famous youtuber who is too good for a hostel
>by the way vancouver is the most expensive place in all of canada
>by the way my ex wife who is the mother of my children ignores me and blocked me
>guys its going to be so hard to find a place to fit my big family because my ex wife give our children a place to live in
>i just filed for two years of unpaid taxes i have no money give me your money
>here is my gofundme as the state of canada totally will not get involved and help out as there are young children involved
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>>85048722
who
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why should I care
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how is this relevant to /r9k/drugfeel/
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why did you post this?
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>>85048753
>who
PsychedSubstance, he used to be a popular drug youtuber back in 2017-2019
>why should I care
If you know and have followed him you could discuss this event and others with me.
>how is this relevant to /r9k/drugfeel/
Drug youtuber
>why did you post this?
To discuss as I don't know anywhere else to discuss this.
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>>85048772
lol okay I remember this bald retard being mentioned here before
pretty sure he was a lolcow back then too, i take it he's on a downwards spiral?

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Apparently this is math problem no one has solved for centuries
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>>85048567
Starting points are 50% odd, 50% even.
odd+1 is even
even/2 is odd half of the time
So it chances are the conjectire is correct.
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>>85048567
I think the answer is probably I think hold on give me a sec I almost got it a few more seconds oh wait no it can't be hmm if that goes with that then that must mean oh oh no wait maybe hey can I use the bathroom
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>>85048567
Solved and OP is a stupid nigger faggot
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>>85048567
Is this just...
If an even number, halve it.
If an odd number, triple it then add 1 to the product.
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The question is "how do you know there aren't any loops besides between 1 and 4" and the answer is "that's the same thing as Turing's halting problem"

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would you like a korean or japanese or chinese moid

are you white, do you live in a place where theres a little or a lot of asians

are you exclusively waiting for a kpop bf, or would you be okay with a traditionally looking east asian moid

would you ever consider talking to a moid online
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any fembots watching the LYON vs HLE series
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>>85044283
I've never once seen a amWF pairing. Not one. And I don't exactly live in the middle of nowhere. I live in a city with two world class universities. I was even an adjunct at one for a while. I've seen every sort of WMxF you can imagine. A few low-value White girls with blacks. But I've never seen an amWF. In fact, it's worse. Every asian female was dating a White guy. And I got the impression that none of the asian "men" were dating anyone. Absolutely dire.
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>>85047194
All kids and Asian woman ? Pedo ricecel account lol
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>>85047446
>>85047600
Yes I know these things. I imagine if I had to be around a large concentration of Slavs IRL I would quickly be disgusted by them. And yet.
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>>85048155
I remember every time I saw one because they are so rare which is like 3 or 4 total in my life

Have you guys ever wondered what the antithesis of an indian is? Indians have basically the worst traits a human could ever have.
By logic, the opposite of an indian would be someone with the best traits.
How would this person be like?
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>>85046300
Roll to start my day
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>>85048627
Fuck no. Been there before. Reroll.
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>>85048627
Is there a downside to a "you should find someone better" girlfriend? As long as she doesn't reject your affection it seems ideal.
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>>85048641
sorry meant to respond to OP
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Ughh rollinn thread. I'm gonna roooooolll...

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fuck i guess dick size really doesn't matter
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>>85043398
whats his name and can you ling the full video?
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>>85043316
that guy looks like such a faggot, it looks like theyre having a slumber party
imagine fucking 2 chicks at the same time and still looking that gay
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Most dicks are not as big as you think most of the time Its just angles small woman hands short men cam lense etc not to mention surgery and injections
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>>85043420
Johnny sins is not 6.5 nigga. He's 7.5 inches from the fat and likely 8+ BP, 99.9th+ centile shit.
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>>85048365
He's 6.5 bone pressed idiot lol

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Let's go for a ride in Africa!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t6Rie4Fz_I
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>>85047717
I can't wait for these people to enrich my country!!
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how raped am i for thinking it doesn't look all that bad
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>>85048702
are you from Detroit?
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>>85048707
close, in spirit. i grew up in a much smaller town in pennsylvania that was similarly fucked by deindustrialization
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>>85047717
Anything over 5% would make me worry walking around there. But this map is from 2003. Aids rates have decreased in subsaharan africa (still high) while they doubled in northern africa since 2010.
It coincides with the start of subsaharan african refugees moving to northern africa, but idk how related it is. It is mostly native women getting hiv though, instead of gay men.

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This shit is debilitating, man
I've never felt like I was enough despite everyone around me telling me I'm doing fine

I've quit jobs, cut off relationships, hurt myself to the point of hospitalization, all because I felt like I could- no, I *should* be more
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>>85048746
Everybody is always in their own minds thinking about their own insecurities and their own embarrassing mess ups and their own life dramas going on you are nothing but an uninteresting moment basically I guess to help you try and figure out or at least I think it could help when did you start feeling insecure and did it spiral snowballing slowly over time order things happen that caused it to be reinforced or a mix of both tell me about if you want it I'll listen

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Ann Widdecombe RIP edition
Friday evening not going out extended remix
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>>85048712
you've never made a fake account to wank over girls you like? you've never lived bossman
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>>85048656
it's the only part of /r9k/ I give a shit about. Who is looking at the rest of the board in 2026?
>bait thread where someone pretends to be female
>"broooo, the 80 to 20 ratio!!"
>brownoids seething
That's the entire board now.
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Welpers arse entering sparkingtonbury
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Just had 2 spam muffins. Thought I'd let you lot know just in case if that's alright with you. https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag?feature=shared
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>>85048764
Love a bit of spam myself


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