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Any robots in Nashville, watch out for this man with half his head missing. He has been wandering around and is considered armed and dangerous.
i been to nashville once seems like a purgatory for old fat people
>>78870032https://mustsharenews.com/man-brain-exposed/amp/
>>78870027wtf america
You're all a bunch of degenerate racist bigoted weeaboos
OP here! Forgot to mention. I'm trans. Not like it matters hahaha
>>78869671I'm not Trans you nigger
>>78869682Yikes. Racism is not cool. Have a fuckin' normal one, my guy.
>>78870035I'm not racist I just like saying the n word
if you could search my post history, and thank god you cannot, you would see ive never said the n word op
How do I make sure a girl does not have any tattoos before I ask her out?
>>78868568tattoos look cool but everyone ha em so their not cool anymore
>>78868568I've been looking for a guy to buy me tattoos because he's into it actually. Pretty rare to find men who like women with a personality instead of being exactly the same as all other women and as dumb as a child
You have to handle women with kid gloves. They are very stupid and will fall for the simplest of traps. Ask her what tattoos she has. This makes her think you assume she has tattoos and it sounds like you see it as something normal. If she has any she will be eager to discuss it, even proud of the fact the ruined her body. If she answers in the affirmative you can just back off, no need to be delicate about it. If she says no you can give generic praise for avoiding peer pressure to become ugly and proceed as usual.
>>78869229>zoomers are the last tattooed generation, cause we have reached peak tattoo, and they will soon be seen as the mark of cringeThank god. Now I only have to wait 20 years for gen alphas to grow up!I-It's not too weird for a 50 year old to date a 25 year old, right...?
>tattoos bad>doodlefags have a meltdownTattoos are masculine and a red flag for both men and women. It shows a lack of personality and low intelligence.Get as many tattoos as you want, just don't expect me to clap and praise your dumb life decisions.
i want to put my penis in a girl
just be urself. nothing else matters.
>>78869936She was pretty cute. All it takes to get a girlfriend is to be a lanklet and you barely have to try.
>>78869872>normal people don't have pattern recognition therefore pattern recognition isn't real!!! incel status: owned
>>78869908I don't have to try anything. Here's the facts: you have no girlfriend and you're frustrated about it. Whatever you're doing is clearly landing you in this position, whether it's how you present yourself or where and how you spend your time, and you can make a quadrillion more threads about tall people arguing until you're blue in the face, but until you change whatever it is that you're doing, you'll likely stay that way.Also, that argument about working in customer service is particularly idiotic. Plenty of autists do.
>>78869995>but until you change whatever it is that you're doingWhy do you assume that it's what I'm doing and not the natural order of things?>Also, that argument about working in customer service is particularly idiotic. Plenty of autists do.Depends on the level they're working at. I have to deal with pretty sensitive issues. I've always been commended for my service and have numerous reviews to back it up. I wouldn't be managing the office if I was some autist who can't speak to people.
>>78869990>my autistic hyper-focus on a singular patern of preference is ruining my life and i want to be validated in this fact
Non-gay porn edition.
>>78869999> Twolls having a little seethe because Mark eats better than themfascinating
HE LIVE AGAINhttps://youtu.be/mFH_AQNqgzAHE LIVE AGAINLook at the size of that BOOMBOX.WOWWWWIt 4x LARGER
>>78869998size of that speakerhe have the whole building shaking at 4am and it's gonna be lushalexa, play the wurzels
All day everyday seaside dollies are back on the menu
Might move to liechtenstein
>be me>Asian (not used to harsh scents)>working at fast food place>think pits are sorta hot, imaginethesmell>white female coworker walks past>EXTREME B.O (middle of summer, fast food)>almost retch>eyes watering>nostril singed>make excuses all shift to be at different part of store>talking to different coworker, shes standing nearby>hold in breath>"hey anon, you sound a bit nasally a bit today">can't hold it anymore have a coughing fit>say i'm feeling unwell leave earlyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>78869449This is honestly a huge fear of mine. I've had a fart fetish and sweat/body odor fetish since I was a kid, but I am still a virgin at my ripe age of 21. This is my absolute number 1 kink and what I have been into sexually ever since I was young. I'm kind of worried that if I ever find some kinky bitch that will fart on me or let me lick her armpits, I'm going to end up hating it, and then just become some sexual robot that is only attracted to his own deluded, porn-brain fantasy that he's crafted over the years.
>>78869449I've heard that east asian sweat doesn't stink and they think every other race smells like shit by comparison.
>>78869449Ah you thought the scent fetish was your ally? You merely adopted the scent fetish. I was born in it, molded by it.t. spent my childhood summer vacations with my sweaty country girl cousins, basking in their girlBO and family brap-offs
>>78869950>family brap-offHow are you going to say that and not greentext
>>78869954>be me chilling>BBRRAAAAAAAAAP>BRRRPPPPFFTFTTT BRAAAAAAAAPPP>BROOOOOOOOOOOAAAPPFFTFT>oh wow are we being invaded by russians? nah just another tuesday at my uncle's domocile
I want you so bad edition
>>78868585Working on herself, supposedly. She has a big trip planned for us too, I can't wait.
my stomach is flipping and i feel like i'm going to puke. my heart rate slows down after a moment but then i get scared all over again and it goes back up. i want to go back to sleep but my body won't let me. i hope the medication will work.
->>78868252https://voca.ro/1fsMUhoBNlN2
>>78869962i know that it feels awful right now, but i promise that it will pass. im so sorry that you're going through this. i know how much it sucks to be hit with The Fear after it's absence for so long. hopefully the medication can offer some relief and that you can get some more rest, or at the very least, find a soothing distraction to help calm your mind.
>>78870044thanks a bunch for the kind words anon. i think i am feeling better.
Where can I find a blk boy similar to picrel? There are no blk boys in my country
He is beautiful. Thanks for letting me know about this tranny. I'm going to bust the thickest ropes.
>>78869139Cyberjuuls you retard
>>78867427I only ever see black dudes that can naturally look like this off of estrogen, no surgery needed
>>78867427That's the BBC we've been hearing so much about?
FuckkkkAny stuff of him with white cock?
Late update but as of these images from months ago she Is picking on her remaining laygs again. Why would someone self harm so much?inb4 just crazy, ok but in there head why is she doing it?Pic was
>>78869683Why not just kill yourself at this point? If you're in so much anguish you're willing to lose limbs and cut down to the bone just kill yourself lol
>>78869683suicidal women would prefer self-harm and attention-seek for years instead of instant deaththey're so weirdthere are also "men" on r9k who follow this trendwhat a bunch of pussy, just kill yourself and stop making those threads
>>78869683this is the girl who self-harms but larps as if it was an illness no? i remember reading about her some time ago, really, really sad.
>>78869776How do you cut your coochie on the inside and not get infected or in pain wtf I am a female too and this terrifies me
>>78870022>I am a female tooWho asked? How is this relevant?
God hates me, does he hate you too
He created me to see how much suffering a man can take.
>>78870010Yeah I feel like job too. Things just get worse and worse. Health beginning to fail lately. I wish he'd just let me die and be unconscious forever
the average gen z male is a 3-4/10 manchild living with his parents with zero skills and mediocre income if any.
>>78868363Can we talk about class of '09 instead?I really, really like the humor of the games.They capture that zoomillennial humor that's only funny to zoomillennials perfectly.
>>78868737>I'm literally at the point that I hate people and want to be left alone.Yeah, being alone at that age will do that to you.This goes for both men and women, fyi.Get a pet or a child. Either will turn that negativity into positivity.
>>78870011Can we talk about how much I want to slam my dirty unwashed incel penis into the blonde girl.
>>78868363And the average gen z female is also a 3-4/10 womanchild who lives with her parents, has zero skills and mediocre income if any. You can't ask for shit if you ain't shit yourself
>>78870045Believe me, anon. You do NOT want to fuck either of them.I myself would choose the submissive "lesbian".It'd be nice to be with someone who wouldn't mind me asking to stroke my hair while I lay on her lap for the 900th time.
Butt wax
Beezwax
