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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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is suicide the answer?

picture is just for catching your attention
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>>65489948
I you have to fucking ask... No. Do some marketing type of stuff, you've mastered clickbait fella.
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>>65490196
but even in life i value my family's well being more than my own
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>>65489948
Personally I see anger as the answer, supported by a lot of drugs and exercise:
>be angry
>all problems still there, but now you want to destroy them
>blood and guts and blood and guts and so on
fun
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>>65490214
then do that it's your choice, just don't go give such dumb advice to others
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>>65490214
families won't exist in a couple more years with how women act

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I don't see why it is difficult, even as a virgin. Just make them feel beautiful, make out with them, rub them in the right places, gently tongue her clitoris and grind on her clit when you're fucking.

Like I seriously don't see why making a woman orgasm is seen as a monumental task. Does anyone else see this too or am I just autism?

Pic rel. Lily_Alcott.
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>>65490098
>PUT THE POON
>IN THE VAGOO
JAM. IT. IN.
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it's "difficult" because men, like most male creatures, are programmed to cum immediately so a predator or another male of the same species doesn't kick their shit in while mating.

When men cum they lose most interest in sex, thus the women do not cum often if at all.
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>>65490098
I'm an intimacy counselor and you'd be surprised how many women themselves don't know how to cum and/or never experienced orgasm, and I have to teach them how.

It's no wonder a man can't do it if women themselves can't do it.
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>>65490098
women dont like that gay ass shit they want to be dominated and unless you are physically imposing she cant be dominated by you
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>>65490098
That's not healthy thinking, friend.
For the average guy they will never make a woman orgasm from penis in vagina.
Not everyone can sexualy satisfy a woman with their dick only the top percentage of studs can.

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Ask a guy who was a 25 year old handholdless, kissless, hugless virgin who transcended into normiehood by 30 anything
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>>65490102
Can you demonstrate for me?
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>>65490080
Ok, and how did you get past that
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>>65490091
How is that treating you? Do you hate it or is it sort of do nothing?
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>>65490091
also did you have to go to school to get the job?
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>>65490117
Sure, later.
>>65490123
This is gonna be the most normie respond ever - but by putting myself out there.
I was working in the school library when I was in college. One day they assigned me to do front desk duties which I absolutely hated because I hated talking to people. After a while of working there I got comfortable just doing bullshit small talk with the regulars and I realized that most adults actually don't give a fuck if you have a slight speech impediment. The little confidence boost allowed me to start talking to people in class more often and start doing normie things like meeting up in MeetUp groups to get some friends. I still have a bit of social anxiety but I can pretty much talk to random people with no problem.

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>finna
>no cap
>lets gooo
>vibing
>rn
>frfr
>ion
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>>65489724
ion gonna lie now finna lets goo vibing rn frff no cap
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>>65489724
We need another world war for the sole purpose of weeding these retarded faggots out. God knows I want to hunt me some zoomies.
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>>65489724
you lame as hell no kizzy, homie
stop being so cringe bruh. boy aint no way boy that you like this bruh

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>Overheard coworkers at the lab say I have resting bitch face
It's over.
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why didn't you go up and "say what" you little bitch?
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>>65490100
Sounds like a great way to get fired.
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>>65490100
>Approach two women who I tower over and be confrontational with them
Yeah I'm trying to not have an HR nightmare on my hands.
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>>65490089
People tell me I look angry all the time. "Anon, are you mad? You look mad." Hearing that repeated over and over is actually starting to make me mad funny enough.

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Why don't fembots sell their used pads? They're throwing money away by tossing them.
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>>65490053
How bloody are we talking?
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>>65489489
Why would I buy them when I can dress as a woman and go into the woman's restroom, dig them out of the trash, lube the used tampons and stick them up my bum, use double sided tape to stick the pads in my tights and walk out
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>>65490053
HOLY SHIT THIS BITCH ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT, WHAT THE FUCK YOU DUMB SLUT DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME? YOU WOULD SELL YOUR FUCKING PERIOD BLOOD TO PUTRID PERVERTS FOR A QUICK BUCK? YOU'RE A TOP TIER DEGENERATE WHORE
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>>65490207
so, what do you cave against capitalism?
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>>65490053
I will buy your socks and panties

I hate all women. They are rotten, immoral individuals, more akin to demons than humans. They use their looks to conceal this fact. If women's outer shells reflected their inner ugliness, they would universally be considered offensively revolting and worthy of extermination. it is only because of weak willed, simple minded men who get enchanted by viscous, insidious beauty that women aren't treated the way they should be. female nature is pure, burning evil. Do not defend these vile creatures. They are lesser beings. I have no sympathy for any of them. My hatred for women grows exponentially the more beautiful they are. women deserve nothing good in this world. if i could, i would incinerate every single one of them in an instant. just thinking about women and the awful men that defend them sends me into a savage rage. women have no capacity to love, they have no compassion. women are unambiguously solipsistic, megalomaniacal egoists.
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>>65488549
>women can meme AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're built to be a simp your entire existence is to serve your m'ladies
>>65488554
normalfag retard men are can confirm
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>>65488613
I am not unhappy single. I just recognize I would be happier in a relationship.
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>>65488638
>writes a huge blog about why hes gay
>calls someone else a simp
oof
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>>65488554
>youre an ugly male
bitch I am beautiful
OP is, very unsusually, not a faggot
introverted men with the soul of a philosopher like me(also known as the zenit man) are undesirable to most female faggots because women need to be taken care of all the time like the little retarded boring toddlers with tits they are
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>>65488528
Based. Friendly reminder that holes aren't people and should be treated accordingly.

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Femanon, what does it feel like to have a big dick slight into your tight vagina?
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>>65490150
no i mean like then theres not really much to count against it, not me btw, the one hes talking to on ig

>>65490155
yea slight issue of like an entire ocean...
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>>65489170
your opinion is a shit
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>>65490200
Oh shit, you're not American?
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why are men into short women? you just are creeps aren't you, admit it!
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>>65490215
How tall are you mystery lady?

>no cap but ligh you should bump dis thread doe, no cap yo mama finna die in her sleep Tonite if you don't cuz

Damn I can't wait for more zoomer girls to turn 18, you can practically feel it in their air, they're tired of those mushroom haired Manlet gen z shotas and their stupid pronouns, and their lgbtqrs bi-curious femboy peens.

As soon as gen z girl's turn 18 they go on the prowl for some early to mid 20s millennial man meat.
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>>65488709
how do zoomers interact with each other, it seems like they're all always trying to keep a dragon asleep, as if they're walking on eggshells to avoid ruining an unspoken "vibe" and will only riff like that, if you "break script" their responses are retarded

>ok but it's common knowledge that xyz
>ur weird
strangleworthy. it's like they're scared of any conversation or knowledge that's not immediate "im right youre wrong lol wait im factually wrong? well ur weird lol bye blocked"
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bumped cause i love my mom bros
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>>65488709
bump as i also love my mom>>65490105
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>>65488709
Everyone in their early 20s is a zoomer, sometimes I don't think you fags know how generations work.
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>>65489965
people will conform to social norms, theirs just arent what you grew up with probably. the previous generations on average, were just as averse to breaking the expected behaviors. my source is being old. i also worked with some zoomers this summer, those kids will be alright. ive seen the tropes you speak of, not denying them. they exist just like faggot millenials and their retarded marvel movies and ipa's, or those pathetic pooka shell necklaces from those that came before them.

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Melancholia, Albrecht Durer, 1514 AD edition.

prev: >>65462091
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>tfwywn break anons heart
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my hairs shedding again and i dont know why,
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i never could become a coomer because i cant masturbate that often. i still have some weird fetishes but i dont think ive gained any new ones
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nice thighs, anon
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>tfw became someones pet

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Why do we no longer have good memes like Candleja-
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thats not how the candlejack meme works you stupid f-
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I WILL NOT GET RAPED I WILL NOT GET RAPED I WILL N
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>>65490187
>>65490194
I wonder if these anons are okay, I'm gonna check up on the-

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>you should cut your hair girls will mistake you for a girl
>mfw
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>>65490088
Disgusting
Kys faggot
Ywnbarm
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>be me
>be fat fuck
>"just get fit bro all girls like fit guys"
>start lifting
>fast forward 4 years, not fat but fit
>"bro wtf did you do to your body all the girls like skinny femboy twinks nowadays"
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>>65490088
Are you straight???? If you are, are you interested in 18 year fembots (me)?
If yes, will you let me peg you?
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>>65490190
>>65490088
Same fembot
Why are you ignoring me?
I'll treat you right, I promise.
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>>65490190
Yes I am. Never put anything up my butt but if you're kind I would let you. I live currently US west coast and here is email.
CatKnyaz@protonmail.com

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Modern /r9k/ is shit, but I don't have anywhere else to go. Even the incels don't accept me (I don't even know why).
Just kill me
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>>65488910
No, you've just been in a filter bubble for too long, it's falling for both men and women.
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>>65489075
I see it with my own eyes (for example at school) only the tall guys with at least normal looking face get gfs. The other ones have to wait until their twenties.

In my opinion height is more important than the face (unless it's extremely ugly or deformed)
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>>65489048
>also want the same things normalfags are looking for
I just don't want to be a leper. You're so fucking stupid.
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>>65489879
Normalfags want their hugbox and you want yours here too, dont play stupid you or the other guy explicitly said what you want here which is the same shit normalfags try to find.
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>>65490137
>you want yours here too
No, I just don't want to die a homeless schizo. You say if I want to be able to connect to people I'm a normalfag. Stop making this about social media.




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