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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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>no cuckquean gf who will let me fuck every one of her friends and female family members
I hate life
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>>63163609
>there couldnt be a bigger turnoff to a woman than a man who wants this.
many MANY girls are into being subs and okay with pretty much anything
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>>63161205
He was into Warhammer 40k and Evangelion too lmao
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>>63164441
True, just gotta find that one. I am certainly not that one. Far too territorial and want a solely monogamous relationship. The plus to that is I let my man do whatever he wants to me.
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>>63162189
>>63162243
>>63162368
There was sex cultist on 5 minutes walk from where I live. They lived in old kindergarten converted to house. The strangest part was the cult leader was manlet, he was shorten than me and I'm 177. The only thing going from him was he had this romanticized jesus look, kind of looked like jared leto. Got busted for drugs, apparently the women made the drugs and were dealers all got busted there was at least 15 women and 4 of them were pregnant in 7-8 month, there were also 2 other men in the cult don't know what their deal was. Most women were average looking but none were fat, one was really beautiful, I remeber her because she jogged in the morning.
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>>63164502
>True, just gotta find that one.
I'm 27 and a touchless virgin, I don't even have a single friend, I stopped looking for a gf more than 10 years ago

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How to date as a man
>be tall
>be attractive
>be physically fit and active
>be funny
>be interesting
>have interesting skills and hobbies
>have a good and interesting job
>make a lot of money
>carry every conversation
>be the entertainer
>be the provider
>be the organizer
>play the numbers game
>initiate every interaction

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>>63163883
honestly dealing with depression and anxietty my entire life and missing out on lifes experiences its only just that thats what ends up happening. im okay with it at this point
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>>63162872
>Explain.
Larp. Scorts and prostitutes.
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>>63164178
>If you were right then every NEET would have a hot girlfriend
He also has a job if I don't remember wrongly besides of their YouTube and high disability income. The man is basically rich.
But keep coping. Is funny to read normie retardation who also ignores the validation part just to get an useless argument.
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>>63164538
>Is funny to read
it's pretty obvious you're seething, not laughing but ok
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>>63164574
>it's pretty obvious you're seething
Whatever helps you cope with your ignorance champ.

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LMFAO he's still raging about lollers edition
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>>63164446
Was a pack of ernie ball ever last .88
Amazon say they've lost the cunts
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>when I think a girl is chubby, other lads think she is fat
Oh well more fun for me
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>>63164528
It's not third worlders it's people from Russia and China buying property here as an investment.
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>>63164565
>>63164492
based copy paste /sp/ poster
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>>63164572
There are more Sanjay landlords than Sun Li and Vlad

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How do I get over the fact that my ideal gf will have already been with Chad by the time I meet her and will likely remember her experiences with him forever?
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>>63164048
And people say being an incel is bad. Imagine actually trying to speak to women because some middle class retards who live off their trust fund told some people that they are absolutely fine.
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>>63164514
I'm not OP retard. I was just commenting on the fact that everyone says to lower your standards, when they're already as low as possible
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>>63164460
>How low can my standards drop?
If you have any, they are too high.
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>>63164541
Then give up because your fucked :))
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>>63164541
I meant that op should lower his standards, because he imagines her to be so attractive that she fucks chad. yours are probably fine as they are

Kek, this fucker must be Amish or something.

https://mobile.twitter.com/rileyreidx3/status/1380529784841596930
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>>63164442
>Do you think he eats her pussy despite the fact that she gets creampied several times by BBCs on a daily basis?
Considering he eats her ass, despite all the black dick she's taken in that tiny little white hole, I'd say it's a safe bet to say yes.

https://twitter.com/rileyreidx3/status/1371190129516187654
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>>63158988
he's a mentally ill cuckold
nice dubs OP
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>>63164478
Based Deutschbro
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>>63158988
Those comments restore faith in humanity, what a cuckold, why do men do it fucking whitecucks.
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>>63158988

Every guy who ever fucker her on camera should go to the wedding
She could make her way down the reception line blowing all of them one last time
The soon to be Mr Reid probably believes her when she says "it's just acting, it's not Really sexual in any way"
She has a flourishing career, I certainly hope he will be "man" enough to accept her chosen work path
She probably won't blow him "that's disgusting"

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Would you be your waifus toilet?
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I posted this yesterday
we wasted our lives on this board btw
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>>63164551
I don't have a waifu (I've never fell in love)
But
>Pee
Yeah sure
>Poo
Fuck no

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So yup.. Marky has dfinally been exposed as a slut and someone is leaking rare videos of her... everything we've been told about her was true lol

https://twitter.com/mircolat
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>>63164448
>looks like her
>so it must be her
Been down that road.
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>>63164448
Oh wow an e-girl is a whore, what a big surprise.
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color me surprised. all women are whores. there are no unicorns or special girls. they are all whores. they would do anything for a hot guy or wealth. even if its not her in the videos, it doesnt matter.
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>>63164448
MORE orign
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DIdnt everyone already know this?

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robot rooms thread
post yours and rate others

here's my asperstation
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>>63164560
Looks like buffcorrells studio

every time one of you faggots takes a few seconds out of your day to call a post/reply of mine "based", i feel a little better about my fucking horrendous life.

thank you :)
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>>63164394
based i crave anonymous validation too
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>>63164394
>>63164479
You two are great and based.

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Nobody Tell PedoSpergie edition

>tests
https://sakinorva.net/functions
http://keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
>theory
https://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/theory

Thread Question
>type
>what's your favorite hypothetical death battle between two characters, fictional or living?
>have you ever thought you were a type that isnt what you ended up as? elaborate
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>>63164151
God I wish.
I'm actually using my Te and Se but it makes me feel irrationally uncomfortable no matter how good the results are.
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>>63159629
>enfp
i train at an MMA gym so i spar with people once or twice a week, im sort of mediocre still but not terrible. but ive never fought someone outside of gym setting besides my sister when we were little
>>63164238
>is getting a job as a dishwasher to move up to cooking even a realistic plan?
yes, absolutely yes. its what at least half of everyone in the industry starts out doing. if you do your job well and put yourself out there for odd jobs in the kitchen theyll have you doing prep stuff within the first few months and the rest is history. its what i was doing before i left for school
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>>63156254
>intp
>tfw handholdless, kissless, gfless virgin
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>>63164493
>>tfw
>no picture attached

intpeepee anon has no face and he must feel
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>>63164573
But INTPs don't feel

>I love democracy even though all big decisions are decided by unelected officials and corporations through lobbying
>I love consuming products that literally kill the earth and myself, I love it even more when theyre cheap and produced by countries with relaxed human rights
>I love consuming my daily dose of Monsanto poison
>I love watching Hollywood programming that is designed to rot my brain and turn me into an impotent cog for a society that only cares about superficial money and power
>I love thinking Im part of the most powerful country in the the history of humanity when in reality all of my major cities are equally filled with mentally ill homeless people and mentally Ill psychopaths who only think about putting others down for a profit, all while our rural areas are dominated by uneducated retarded 3rd world hicks who only care about non important bread and circus like football and big stupid trucks
>I love how our culture is all about deconstructing whats beautiful and good by turning it into a disgusting bastardized commodity all for the all mighty dollar
>I love being a mercenary for a country that only fights to maintain its status as the most powerful country in the world by exporting propaganda of our decadent culture and our arbitrary way of life while in reality nobody on the world stage even takes us seriously and even takes advantage of our resources and uses them against us like Saudi Arabia and China
>I love the idea of homogenizing the world to look like a midwestern truck stop
>I love dying for money
I love the United States of America
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>>63158591
>t. atrazine mtf tranny
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>>63164512
You were born after 1994.
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>letting the US live in your head this much

This is what no pussy does to a MF.

Yikes.
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>>63164527
>he thinks the USA, with one of the highest GDP per capitas in the world, is the only place on earth with homelessness
Please, PLEASE fucking leave your country for once, or at least use Google Street View or something that will make your ignorance less embarrassing.
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>>63164533
And you havent added anything of value to the discussion. what even is your point? please go ahead and tell me why you think Im wrong and that the US really is the best
pro tip you cant because America is 3rd world shit hole with crumbling infrastructure and a retarded population and you have the mental capacity of a 12 year old

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Can males really smell when a female is a virgin?
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>>63164034
no. lol.

maybe we can guess she is by her personality, big maybe
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what's with the axis and human experiments?
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>>63164034
No, but I wish it was true. It would make life so much easier...
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>>63164034
What the fuck is that image op?
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No, but you can smell if a guy is a virgin




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