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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

Do any femanons or robots want a female orbiter?
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>>54990958
US east coast. Or general? I'm new to this discord stuff.
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>>54990978
>Eh, not the orbiter you're looking for but I'd send you a friend request just to talk to someone.
Sure, just let me know if you're a girl or not so I know how to plan my sociopathic approach.
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>>54990978
Okay, I'll join your server out of curiosity
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do i have to be interesting
im a pretty boring dude
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>>54990695
>>54990726
I'd rather date you desu

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Mentally ill people please join
come check out this little place with no homos
Mature minded people who are able to have topical discussions wanted
gg/C5TCvYW
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What kind of website is that?
Also,comfy pic.post more please.

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What do robots think about BBW?
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>>54991000
I think it's a contradiction in terms.

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warm hugs edition
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>>54990704
>tfw considered watching it before hearing how shit the ending was
Glad I dodged that disappointment
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>coomed to purity again
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>coomed to vore again
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>>54990803
We can talk a bit if you have a discord or mail. I'm gonna be busy for the next hour is so so I might take a while to reply.
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>coomed to pissing again

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Big fishy hairy fanny edition
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>>54990944
that's some really shady shit
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>>54990936
Doing things I like. Yourself?
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>>54990969
i just made it up lol
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>shave beard off
>now jaw is cold

I didn't think this through
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*sips freshly made cuppa*
Champion

Hi desu :3 looking for some fat, greasy, ugly, hairy, autistic piece of shit kissless, hugless, handholdless Virgin to send me their inheritance money nyaaa~
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Say me you like me
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>>54990817
I love you :3
Owiginaw
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>>54990808
no thats my 500k
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>>54990932
Selfish senpai ! Give me half :3
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>>54990966
only if you let me chain you up in my basement and cum in your bussy every day

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Are there any chemicals that by taking them will stimulate anger in the brain? I know there are drugs for pleasure and happiness but what about anger?
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>>54990924
Steroids, testosterone supplements, adrenaline.
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Mix of steroids and crystal meth oughtta do it.

Just make sure you arent a little bitch with a weak heart
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Testosterone, obviously you fucking idiot. Take steroids.
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>>54990941
>>54990951
>>54990956
>>54990963
I take steroids but i rarely ever feel angry
This is false
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>>54990924
There HAS to be, if crack and meth can release massive amounts of dopamine in the brain there must be something. It could fuck up and create an 8 hour long panic attack though.

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if you don't believe a god or a higher force exists, then that means all morality is man made bullshit, nothing matters, it doesn't matter if you kill a child or rape someone, life in it self doesn't matter, how do atheists go on like this? i would be in constant fear
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>>54990261
>how do atheists go on like this?
furry porn helps
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Susan : All right, I'm not stupid. You're saying that humans need fantasies to make life bearable.

Death : No. Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.

Susan : With tooth fairies? Hogfathers?

Death : Yes. As practice, you have to start out learning to believe the little lies.

Susan : So we can believe the big ones?

Death : Yes. Justice, mercy, duty. That sort of thing.

Susan : They're not the same at all!

Death : You think so? Then take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and THEN show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. And yet... you try to act as if there is some ideal order in the world. As if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.

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>>54990869
what kind of retard understanding of our reality is this?
the hubble telescope revealed to us there's at least ONE HUNDRED BILLION galaxies out there. each galaxy has its own number of solar systems and each solar system has its own number of planets.
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>>54990390
Well yeah. Suffering is meaningless. The universe is cold and uncaring. Welcome to reality nigger
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nihilistic basterds, the lot of you

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Who wants monaaaaay?
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>>54988616
can i have like 700 bucks please anon
i really need a computer all i have is a somewhat old laptop and i cant seem to get a job
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>>54988616
>having cash
Put that shit in an investment fund or something. Wtf are you doing?
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>>54988616
If that's only 10k you're still poor. Post again when you have 100k in savings.
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i would like money
mr op
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>>54989084
Invest in chainlink before it hits $3

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BWAHAHAHAHA NIGGERS
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niggers don't matter, nothign matters

What are you doing right now anon? And why are you up so late? Personally, I woke up at 3am and could not fall back asleep so now I am making waffles.
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I'm just kind of in a stupor. I won't feel more or less tired however much i sleep tonight.You ever look at things and the sizes are all wrong? Or time stops and drips away slowly?
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I'm playing music as loudly as possible with headphones on rn, I felt like it would be fun being raped in the ear by music, also I'm trying to drown out my schizophrenic thoughts.
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>>54990920
That sounds pretty rough friend, what kind of music?
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>>54990964
https://youtu.be/mahS6DCwy_U
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>>54990877
trying to find the appropriate thread to bitch about getting turned down for disability despite my life long trail of medical papers, mental ward visits, therapists, psychiatrists, and anecdotes by friends and family, all immediately turned down because I've never had a job which obviously means I'm not disabled, I mean how can you possibly know you're gay if you never fucked a woman amirite?

I'm up so late at 4am because I confused 7am and 7pm and assumed it was early morning and took my sleeping pills, only to wake up 3 hours ago

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Why is getting a job so difficult? I've met so many people who are too stupid to breathe and they're not jobless, what gives?
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fuck working

try to make money running various internet marketing scams

check grey hat and black hat hacking forums for more info

working is for the simps
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>>54990889
what was your job? What was your job?
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>tfw fell for the eternal neetbux meme
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>>54990890
Lol,u black?
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>>54990204
You know me and that's all that matters.

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>be me
>un-white
>see world crumbling
>want to help
>"have sex, have kids anon"
>"have a family anon"
>will never have white kids because unwhite
>part of the problem because unwhite
>practice old-time morals in ruined country
>only thots around me
>not a sight of traditional women
>country is falling
>see morals decaying everywhere I go
>in spite of having a pope my country strays even further away from the light of God
>hope is lost

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>>54990980
Calling ppl trannies is against Catholicism




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