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Would you date an ugly girl like this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2js063a1Suk
>>74949701As I get older I'm finding ugly girls to be cute in weird ways sometimes. Lass isn't that bad, bless her. Though I admit the comparison to liquid Chris had me chuckling.
autistic women all look the same..Not worth it, either they be whores, or think some prince charming will save them from virginity at 40 years old - either way they barely look after themselves and are generally either ugly, look like Samael's kids, or meh.
Being an ugly woman isn't that hard. It's easy to make people laugh because I always have something to make fun of when I can't pull anything else out of my ass and drawing myself is more fun because of it. I mean it kind of hurts and knowing I'm going to die alone hurts kind of but I don't know. I'd be a completely different person if I was hot. Probably a better person, but still I don't like thinking about it. People tend to be nicer to me too then hot people, people don't give me backhanded compliments and they don't try to lower my self esteem either like they seem to do to hotter people. i don't have any friends but that's just because I'm retarded.
>>74953655Who is Samael?Is Samael in the room with us right now?
The only female I would not date is an obese one. That is my only standard.
I know, you know...I missed those e-mails we hadI feel bad that I hadn't responded for two weeks and then I got that last 'farewell' message out of the blue and it caught me off guard and I went back and read the previous e-mails and it brought tears to my eyes almost how you empathised and related to me and... I wanted to share more and stay in touchBut then apparently you just deleted your e-mail entirely?Idk where else to reach out but just know that I appreciated talking to you and I wish you didn't do that... why was it such a drastic separating?I felt really bad too when you said you didn't have any friends.And I could really identify with your 'word vomit'...Ah well, what's the point of this?I just want a bit of closure...
>>74953619Who are you, and who are you addressing? I don't think this is for me
Fellow manlets, how do you cope?> 5'9" manlet
Cope? I have money and get pussy easily, unlike virgin lanklet neets.
height is just a factor in the total equation, i genuinely think social skills/pretty face is just as important.im 6 foot 3 inches with decent face, but my social skills are dogshit because i have aspergers.
>>74948490I'm 6'2" and a virgin. How do you explain that?
>>74953678Because you are either bery ugly or don't interact with people. Or maybe just very young.
>>74953744>beryvery*lol
What should a 23 years old NEET do with his life?
Why don't more robots study accounting?>don't have to socialize for the job>white-collar people are nice and friendly>you deal with numbers>repetitive and predictable
Moo cow editionhttps://waifus.nemusona.com/ORhttps://www.unstability.ai/https://app.prodia.com/#/art-aihttps://stablediffusion.fr/webuihttps://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demohttps://pixai.artPrevious thread >>74942318
>>74953113Waifu has been calmed down with lots of headpats etc
tadaimahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHmzFVDjVnM>>74952690>>74952716nighty nighty :3>>74952800moo mooning moo-a>>74952887we dont judge around here :>
>>74952690>>74952716Goodnighters>>74953459Ohey yo!!
My boyish wife's cute blush.>>74953249Goa seems like a headpat queen>>74953459Hello.
>>74953577hey yoo :D>>74953699very cute indeed :3wow two dubs in a row
I finally understand waifufags.and I actually gained some respect for them once I understood it. You see...Your waifu demands nothing from you, all your time and monetary investment in her is voluntary because you just love her so muchYour waifu will never punish you just for loving her with all your heart and soulYour waifu will be there even on your worst days and make your best days that much betterWaifus aren't real (for now), but it's only a matter of time until real w*men become so insufferable that men collectively pour their money into androids and VR experiences to bring their waifus "to life", it's already happening with AIWaifus >>>>>>> 3DPD in every conceivable way and it's not even close>inb4 but muh babiesBrothers, this is a cursed world and it's only getting worse, the best you're getting out of me are surrogate babies in an artificial womb and only if it's absolutely necessaryI am never involving myself with w*men againI cannot wait until we get full-immersion VR and I can just hook myself up to a tube and escape this hell forever
>>74952315I agree. I have DOAX3 on my PlayStation VR and it is literally lifefuel. Jfl at all the seething roasties.
>>74952804I respect the attempt, however the real bottleneck to robot waifus is software/hardware, not materialsAI/ML is pretty much required just to get them moving naturally and they can't even crack that (yet)one guy won't be able to build a fully-fledged robowaifu, but the good news is AI is rapidly advancing regardlesswe should really focus on the physical engineering, materials science, and making her look as good as she can be, I believe the rest will fall into place in time
>>74953628Omg you sound just like the guys at alogs.space that get stuck on that and have 0 progress after years while the doll forum keeps actually progressing.AI is a lot more doable if the waifu actually has senses and you actually know what components it has so you know what turn on if you know what I mean. Besides I'm far more concerned about the eventual robot being able to move its hips than it being able to do house chores or whatever. tl;dr: I'm interested in making a sexbotalso tl;dr: Even if its just a sexbot there is more people into software than hardware
>>74953628Yea, but all these bottlenecks are caused by demand and politics
>>74952315>Waifus >>>>>>> 3DPDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd5l5NtzoWcAYWHAT A FUCKING VIBEwhat a FUCKING TIME TO BE ALIVEwhat a spectablewhat a fucking VIBE, BROim telling yall. in like 5 to 10 years, we will have perfect ai gf's, and richer anons will have robot waifu's walking around as shitim telling yall. this is the ai timelineComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
my head hurts because ive been thinking too much
the state nigga who is supposed to gib hogwarts letters to me is ignoring all of my phone calls and even pressed le decline phone call button. stuff like this is why i waited years to get permission from jobcentre. probs wont get any hogwarts letters anymore so this one i currently have needs to work out
this makes 0 sense nigga just accepted le phone call. i dont get this baka at all. i called 8 times on 2 different days all with at least 20 mins inbetween
>>74953393I fucking love yume nikki.
the potential for the eternal fortnight to end is messing with my sleep
Lootrepreneurship
>>74952899>wumpagoniacI have no idea what that could mean though, sounds like some autistic neologism. "Lootrepreneurship" is a plain and obvious portmanteau. Surely others have thought about it and said it out lout, but no results on the internet.
>>74952968that's because it sounds retarded when you say it out loud and most people aren't going to autistically obsess like you do
>>74952989Niggers use the term "boosting"
>>74952763Fuck off racist scumbag you're not funny and no one likes you also it is the colonialists and enslavers who are the actual exploiters and thieves
>>74953548l am not racist you nigger.
Wtf is it with all of these women wearing their wedding rings>Do they have any idea how unattractive it is?Like do you even want me to hit on you?
>>74953597Dis bitch the reason why you always got s backup homie with the chloroform cloth to just gently but firmly smother her nose so she's out cold and we can go to town on her unconscious washboard ass and give her some real sweet dreams nawmsayn
>>74953077>Wtf is it with all of these women wearing their wedding ringsprobably because they are married
>>74953077Divorced anon here When I was married and wore a ring I would recive 10x as much attention from women, not even the friendly type of interaction but outright flirting. The crazy thing is unmarried women wear wedding rings to disuade men from hitting on them, whilst unmarried men wear them to encourage women to hit on them.This shows which gender is the empathetic moral one.
>>74953636The one who is entitled is moids like you who feel entitled to violate our personal space when we tell you to not bother us. And no, it is not illegal since open carry is legal here. Don't test the courts, they'll find us innocent when they look at the video. I know since there was this exact case tgat happened 5 years ago a town over which no charges were filed against the girl and was found justified. Fuck off, creep.
>>74953726>Least neurotic BPD foid
This girl at work who I thought was a shy, spergy anxious wreck turned out to be a complete normalfag after she rejected mehas this happened to anyone else? it's especially painful because if I had known she was more normal my approach would have been more assertive. I treated her with kid gloves trying to be gentle and in retrospect this came off as extremely beta and nice guyishso humiliating
Ryan Carson's girlfriend got turned on when her boyfriend got brutally stabbed in front of her by a superior poc specimen. She couldn't describe the perpetrator to the police, because she wants to protect him and couldn't care less for the dead cuck.
>>74952603He really didn't have to do him like that. Literally unloading a whole clip on him for nothing. He looks like a basedish scared cuck desu.
>>74952597let me clue you in. white privilege is very real. white people think they are the center of the universe, the main character of the story. so 1-no situational awareness2-no self-awareness, they are basically in eden, a reality catered to them. 3-autistic due to this privilege. so he is thinking, "hmm, I am walking in this direction." a black man goes wild. his next thought is a typical white male dad joke, "welp. looks like someone is having a bad day!" black guy takes steps toward him. his next thought is: "this man is stepping toward me, he wants to talk. I will just have a word with him."black guy shoves him. white man's thought is, "oh no you don't! Im gonna push you back because that's what I saw in a movie."black man stabs him to death. white man's thoughts. "hey, this isn't fair! that's not nice at all!"
>>74953280This is probably exactly what his final thoughts were
>>74952597he's a leftie, being grounded in reality isnt his forte
>>74953258No half measures.
Be kinder to eachother editionPrevious: >>74929022
Good morning gaylads
>>74953659Good morning, Ventiposter, how are you?
>>74953659Why did you remove me on discord :(
LMAO ANONS AHAAHAHA
>>74953663>>74953669I'm not ventiposter (Griff?) and I don't know what you're on about. I only have two people from here added on discord
