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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Why aren't modern men growing up mentally?
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>>61947544
>no cap
faggot detected
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>>61947563
>detected
bet.
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>>61947579
>bet
betected
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>>61943668
>literally screeching like a bitch when you get criticized
case in point
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>>61943734

Did you find that picture yourself or did you find it on another thread a little while ago? I know I have posted that here before once, exact same gif and everything.

If you found it yourself though, extremely based and i want your discord.

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What's her name, /r9k/? She's hot af.
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>>61947255
I got it, she's Ella Emhoff
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this bitch looks like one of my elementary school teachers
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>>61947593
What the FUCK guys, fucking kill me
https://www.instagram.com/ellaemhoff/
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>>61947255
>be in mental asylum
>check out chick that works there
>"Oh, she's hot. That hair, those eyes, built like a model"
>she pulls down her mask
>big nope
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>>61947255
thats a tranny, anon. you cant even see his face

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Why the fuck aren't you learning bushcraft anon? The world will be crumbling soon and your dicking around on vidya and beating off. Everything is collapsing around you and you can gain knowladge with the intrent while it's still there.

Anon, you need to learn survival skills now. It's almost too late.
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>>61946979
>dies in horrible pain, bleeding from every orifice, skin peeling and coughing his own lungs out the next day
ARS is not fun, senpai.
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>>61947007
Neither is living. At least I could die in a cool place.
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>>61945144
>The world will be crumbling soon
No it wont. Nothing will ever happen. The jews wont take over the world, the humanity wont be enslaved and society wont collapse. The only thing that will ever happen is that we will lose more and more of our humanity over time till we lose everything that made us human. No culture, no individuality, no identity, no art, no soul, then we have truly reached the age of the eternal perfect society, the true hell
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>>61947353
>The jews wont take over the world
they already did that few decades ago. Hence, enter the modern world.
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>>61947353
Shivering to the core

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>one life
>born with roastie meat flappers

whats the point
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>>61947618
>same fucking thread for days now
kill yourself
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Roastie meat flappers are a meme persuaded by the people selling cosmetic surgery to "correct" them.
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>>61947618
This isnt lolcow.
78.3

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Amers bedsit reeks of spunky Huel farts
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>>61947528
I'm in good company then. Me and the rest of earth's population.
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Poleys 30th birthday should be marked by a special ceremony (Ceremoni) on /britfeel/, the enchantment of a wizard
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Had a horrible incident there. Just got a taxi and the driver said "Thank god it's you, whenever I pick up in this area I'm terrified it's that boy Martin Starrs. He always tries to pay for the taxi with a blowjob."

Lads...Martin Starrs is my nephew.
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>>61947603
She'll be losing her virginity shortly after lockdown. DMAnon was on /int/ last night asking her out
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>>61947628
Jesus Christ, link?

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>born with a shit butt and pussy
shit life really
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>>61947611
Post more pics for my coomer ass please.

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Be honest anons, how many of you are cucks subhumans and fap to blacked garbage? Also, state your age.
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>>61947412
I'll have you know I only watch aggressive lesbian fisting porn.
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Dont fap to Blacked specifically but I certainly do like cuck porn also I'm 27
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>>61947412
Stop making this thread, monkey. Go fap to your trannys.

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I was thinking about spies from nations opposing the west and how likely it is theres psyops divisions that are browsing thi sboard right now

4chan is the cesspit of the clearnet where laods of failed adults come to waste their time. theyre ripe for digesting propaganda and then propegating it themselve because they have nothing else to do except read shit, get indoctrinated, and then internalise and spread it by their own volition

Half the retarded politics shit you read on 4chan will be made by people who will be laughing at the stupid westerners taking the bait and then contributing to ruining the country they reside in. Good job, losers.
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>>61946932
Yeah it is like you have three groups
One serious for one side of an issue
Another on the opposite
Both diehard boomer types
Then you have the shit stirer who says outrageous things for shits and giggles
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>>61946932
Too late, this place is full of normalfags.
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>>61947189
Even better. The lines are getting blurry
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>>61946932
You're talking about the trump team? Yeah it sure did work perfectly. No need to be obsessed with far countries, your own government is here to brainwash you murricans, don't worry.
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>>61946932
You're not important enough dumbass. Reddit, Facebook, fucking Instagram are better targets for psyops than a bunch of virgin neets.

>Girlfriend attempt number 2 failed

Why are women so easily bored? So many of them have had so much sexual experience that a 21 year old virgin like me can't interest them, I just recently found out that the girl I went on a date with was anticipating a hook up the whole time, but when I dropped her off home without any physical contact like the person I was raised to be, she was frankly disappointed.

This doesn't make me happy, this makes me extremely blackpilled, all women are whores, and I will continue to believe that until I finally meet one that isn't, I even recently heard shit from my mom about my grandmother's past when she was younger, there is literally no escape from the blackpill anons, holy shit some supernatural force is intent on ruining my will to live.

Time for a good I'll fashion women hate thread
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>>61927710
>huuur duuur I'm too ugly and dumb to get a gf hence all women are whores
cringe, I'm a khhv and I have no hard feelings against women, It's my problem, not theirs
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>>61943167
>In the time you shitpost your daily anger on this god forsaken thread and site you could easily go out socialize with other people and maybe use social networks to meet other girls
>he unironically believes this is how it works.
Go take your bluepills
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>>61946952
Ask me how I know which Monopoly piece is your favorite
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>>61945749
the author compares women to dogs
you're literally retarded anon
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>>61932001
She is a beauty to be preserved, faggot. What a literal nigger

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Anyone else prefers big mommy saggers over perky boobs?
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>>61947120
Small, but with great shape > cutting board > big saggers
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>>61947120
Mommy milky is kino
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>>61947120
Wouldn't mind those at all. I like most, it's just sagging pancakes that I can't appreciate.
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>>61947120
yeah me.
78.63

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why is it so hard for me to make friends? what the hell is wrong with me?
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>>61947568
i can't learn when no one even talks to me
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>>61947588
why would they talk to you?
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you would know better than anyone here
do you have nothing to say, do you say spergy things, are you avoidant? could be anything
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>>61947550
you have to leave your house
internet friendships are not a substitute for the real thing desu
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Get used to being alone, I lost the desire for friends and have the best time with myself.

Real life sure does suck
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>>61945882
Why do 3d girls have to be so pig disgusting?
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>>61946421
They are exactly the reflection of this world, ugly and disgusting.
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>>61943717
In the end it all comes down to the stats you start out with
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>>61943825
>I'm sorta torn between seeing escapism as good or evil cope.
What do you mean by that? You mean there's some sort of morality attached to not liking or not accepting reality? I guess it depends on how you manifest it through actions, like getting into alcoholism or drug addiction can be morally bad if that's how you deal with reality or try to escape from it. But if you just use media like anime, manga, games as a form of escapism I don't think it's either bad or good morally.
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>>61947310
Yes that is clear, not hurting others by your escapism is obvious here. But since you are prefering virtual (fake, simulacra) worlds from the real one, there is still potentialy one person you are hurting - you. That's what I meant by "evil cope" - you cope with some very real issue by escaping to some unreal world or fantasy. That is what is bugging me here.

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lime lime lime
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I miss lime so much :(
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>>61945063
What about the lemon-stealing whores? I miss 'em!
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>>61945063
My most memorable lime moment was in Paper Mario 1 when you're tasked with finding a single lime inside a gigantic desert, which can only be harvested it this one super isolated oasis. Also if you dare find a lemon and bring it back instead of a lime you get scolded.
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>yo biden :D

your president
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Lime time is here




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