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I've got a 2 year old son.
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Ehh, I feel that as long as your open to having another child with any new partner you have, you'll be ok.
>He was white trash.
You have my sympathies, OP.
I'm not certain what I would do, but many people have no problems dating a person with children.
Otherwise there wouldn't be so many stepparents / step children / etc.
Don't lose hope yet.
But yes of course your number one priority is the kid.
I would if I already had children of my own.
If not bait then please kill yourself, son would have a better chance at life in an orphanage or a foster home than with a whore single mother with the possibility of her abusive felon bf returning. I genuinely cannot describe how much I hate you, you deserve a painful death

He left me for retarded reasons.

All the times he put the dick in my vag means nothing.

Another tradwife ruined.
*virgin tradwife

Like literally we were married and I was a virgin when he met me.
Eating sneeds is a past time activity
The toxicity of our city, of our city
If something out of your control ruined your perception of yourself, maybe that's a sign that it isn't that good or healthy perception. Having traditional values is fine, but virginity is such an inane concept that i find it hard to take someone seriously if they place a lot of importance into it

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Watch this
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Mods and jannies can bypass the filter at will, if they choose to.
... Although they are barely active at all. Rarely is anything deleted here or anyone banned.
Cope, got banned for a rolling thread twice in the past month
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Impossibly based.
I miss fun threads.

For once in his goddamn life, OP was not a faggot. He delivered.
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Cope with what exactly?
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very nice indeed

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>had a dream about my high school friends again
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All my dreams involve them it seems
Typically im in a place that isnt real but feels like it is. And people I knew back then are there.
I dont dream very often though
>Had a dream where I was just running around crying.
I can't cry irl anymore, but I can cry in my dreams? Seems kind of bullshit if I'm being honest.
>>high school friends admitted they always hated me and are glad they never have to see me again
Jesus, I'd love to be a fly on the wall during that conversation
Every night I dream I'm back in high school, but actually was accepted. It hurts to wake up and realize the contrast of my actual worth.
>have dream I reconciled with someone I fucked over
>wake up and realize they'll hate me forever

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Beach Hug edition
Previous thread:
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is it possible to get a bf?
>tfw ywn acquire a bf
desu I find it depends on what you masturbate to
using porn makes me feel dead inside for a little bit after
for some
not for me
why would a gay guy be into you having feminine clothing

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Please help me get the balls to schedule a haircut appointment. My hair is full of huge knots everywhere and it is ridiculous but I'm just too anxious. Fuck im retarded
>tfw havent had a haircut in 4 years
How do you guys do it?
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?? u literally walk in say numba 1 sit down and thats it theyll start cutting ur hair and give u a little jerk off curtain in case u get bored
I was sweaty as fuck the first time I went, I find going before it even gets long makes it easier to go because I'm less embarrassed.
If it helps, maybe frame it purely as a transaction in which they want you to come because they want your money.
You don't have to talk to the barber if you don't want to, though I unironically find it easier that sitting silently as I can think about other things.
If ure anxious about getting ur hair cut maybe try cutting it urself, like going bald and stuff. No more hair problems when ure bald tho
self trim
What scares you about it?

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>Did you just hit on my girlfriend bro?
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not in a fight, slut
if someone is faster on pulling a gun, sure
you could but the instant you fight like a girl, you're getting your ass beaten by every bystander
already seen plenty of sluts at clubs who ended up with broken ribs instead of a blue eye because they decided to fight like a girl
>you can grab the hair, pull his head down and plant a knee in the face, all in one swift motion
and then you're facing 8+ guys who want to fuck you up, good job, slut
if you fight like a man, you could just grab his head instead of hair, you know
>you ain't pulling shit
try me, i'm running every night at krestovski
In the UK we call that the "meet me in maccies" cut.

Or "cunt cut" for short.
Yeah good luck getting raped when you fight with your gay honour rules.

Meanwhile I'll be scratching their eyeballs, ripping out their hair and stamping on their head when they're down.
will see how your rules help you breath after i throat punch and kick your balls to your brain faggot
i only occurred to me recently that zoomers love this hairstyle because it replicates nigger hair, of whom zoomers worship

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The self improovement general. The main purpose of this thread is to help keep myself accountable during my improovement journey. The journey, I think, lasts forever.

I'll try to keep this thread relatively consistent (one every 1-3 days), since some other anons find it useful too. If anyone has any suggestions for contents for the first post of this recurring thread, let me know.

Today, I fucked around a decent amount, but I also got some significant stuff done. I practiced some piano (though I remain abject shit at it), socialized with friends (though I didn't initiate, I was invited), and did work.
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But a sane person would also never consider himself to be entirely perfect.

Like if there's nothing to improve, nothing to do, what should you do? Take the rope?

But improving for roasties is a cope. Keep yourself to higher standards and don't think about what some random thot wants. Improving to get something is pathetic, it is an end in itself.
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i've screwed around with a pull up bar for just over a month and i could swear my arms are already bigger.
of course i didn't actually measure.
There are only so many letters of the English alphabet to be used as a one letter prefix to -oomer

>People should band together and keep /SIG/ up at all times.
Yeah, I'll help out.

Lol same, this is one of my biggest vices. I've improoved over that aspect over the last 15 or so days, but it's a bit disappointingly hard. I've started really putting effort into it once I've started falling asleep after 5 am or so, knowing this'll completely ruin me. I successfully dialed it back to 4 am, then 3 am, the crisis was averted. However, I got used to going to sleep 3:30 am, which was not ideal. Alarms weren't really waking me up, and the most important thing to fixing your sleep schedule is waking up earlier. Anyway, what helped me over the last 5 days is, unironically, a fly. Sometimes a fly hides away and doesn't leave. It wake up around 6-8 am and starts buzzing around me, which makes me wake up without fail. Now I've, over the past 5 days, started going to sleep at 1 to 1:30 am. My final goal is to go to sleep around 10 pm and wake up at 7 am.

As others have said, I'm doing this for myself. Friends and girlfriends don't factor into any of this. I have four good friends who I have known for 25 years, but I find that even the best of company gets wearisome within hours. The idea of having a girlfriend seems a nightmare to me for this reason. Not that I hate women or anything, and I'm not asexual (but I can satiate such primal urges on my own). I just find more happiness being alone than in the company of others.

What I'm not happy about is my tendency to succumb to sloth. I moved to a remote hamlet in a far flung natural park and fancy myself a based wizard who lives among nature and gets up early and spends my mornings hiking in the forest, my noons studying by the ponds, and my evenings reading and logging deep sky objects. I've thought of getting into birding as well. But years of having the Internet and nonstop media a reach in the pocket away has reduced my attention span to mere minutes. I end up doing none of the things I wanted to do and instead aimlessly scroll the Internet all day, and I'm miserable for it. Even hobbies feel like chores.

A strategy I'm currently experimenting with is to try to regenerate my attention span by planning out an elementary school tier schedule inspired by an actual elementary school schedule. If 8 year old anon was capable getting up in the morning and spend his time constructively, surely I can too.
You should also try the five-minute "rule". If you really don't want to do something, convince yourself to do it just for five minutes, and even that is enough. Usually you'll spend quite a bit more than five minutes on the thing, because your focus is now on it.

femanons tell us about the most pickme simp shit you have ever done for a boy you liked
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Pickmes don't actually exist it's just femcel propaganda to try and shame any woman who even has the slightest notion of pulling her weight or being a good partner
I had this but like for 2 years. Too bad I was too poor to ever visit her. Life seems to roll the dice but we never win.
>Paid for all his plane tickets to come visit me
>baked him things for his birthday for a few years
>took pics in thigh highs for him (hes a big fan of socks)
>tried to play video games with him often as I could with his messed up neet sleep schedule

>still couldn't win him over
some guys are just retarded, don't let it get to you.
I did not cheat I broke up before I had the guy over. So I ended a 3 year relationship. Got my parents to give me money to get a new apartment. Had the guy over the first day I signed the lease and moved in, boxes everywhere, and my mattress was on the floor.

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We should unite
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And why might that be? For pointing out something completely obvious?
You dont need a membership or an account to be here.
Anyone can browse it and the site is relatively heard of but just has a shitty reputation.
Many people lurk here and screenshot and post to other medias. Reddit and Twitter included.
Why act as if youre special if you only use 4chan?
Most 4chan users like yourself are far more entitled and opinionated than you accuse Reddit of being. You havent earned shit and youre entitled to jack shit
Very true, the majority of retarded takes Ive found come from here. I dont browse anything current opinion related on Reddit and its a really good porn site. And I get to post about my houseplants and petioles
Unless it involves ravaging Twitter and destroying it, I'm not interested
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That "shitty reputation" is what keeps retarded niggermonkeys like you the fuck away from the site, or at worst you lurk like a complete faggot and take screencaps for upboat internet points, which at least is relatively harmless, but today you decided you would actually post, and now here I am stuck talking with a retarded fucking niggerdrone shell of a human being about how much of a retarded faggot he is and why I should tolerate his anal faggotry because otherwise I'm a meanie weenie racist xenophenie or whatever.
Where was I again? Oh, right. Kill yourself.
> And I get to post about my houseplants and petioles
what board would that come under? thanks for reminding me to water my peacelily
> really good porn site
for me, /v/ is unironically the best place for porn/hentai

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Previously >>64806503

TQ: What do you want your life to be like when you die? Not how you'd prefer to die, but what do you want your life situation to be when the clock runs out?
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Don't be daft! The unique post robot to filter out spam was so incels can find new ways to post "I hate women", not have stimulating conversation!
Would anyone like to be my gf. I am a boomer with little prospects. Regards anon
Well I'm awake now, didn't have dreams of drowning in research papers.

Back to reading papers then....
define boomer with little prospects
I'm 28 and shut in that makes money by investing. I can't see myself becoming too normal

This thread reminded me why I hate women so much

Is there anything more pathetic than girls praising this guy? If he was alive in the 21st century he would be a typical r9k user and everyone would call him an incel.
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yes, indeed
because this line of thinking is exactly what spawned the "modern art" you seem to disapprove of
X is sufficient and in fact necessary, its the priority
you would know that, if you drew, but you clearly dont

since you seem to be able to operate only on wojak depictions, here is what happens when a great "artist" has no technical skills and a grand vision
>if you say X isn't sufficient, that means you're saying X isn't necessary
>yes, indeed
You are outright mentally ill...
>why yes, you have to refute my factually invalid statement
>ofc by building your argument around the pretense, that my statement is factual
>otherwise it doesnt count
with your stupid post, you pretty much said that technicals are not what makes an artist, thus are not needed
just putting X there, doesnt excuse you from thinking what that X represents in the context of your sentence, that applies even in math and physics, when operating on unknown values in your calculations

you absolute moronic, retard
Having X doesn't make you a Y, because X is not sufficient. That doesn't imply X is not necessary for Y. You have clinical imbecility, and you shouldn't be allowed on the internet without a guardian.
I've never been impressed with his work. I hear people ranting
"OOOOOOO! Van Gogh is the *greatest* painter *EVER*!"
and all I can think is
Edmund Blair Leighton?
Frank Dicksee?
John William Waterhouse?
Frederic William Burton?
Skill, technique, great use of color, dynamic paintings.
THOSE are great painters

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