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What happens in Rhode Island?
>>84590549i carried a wheel through the public transport for my car lol and bought a windsheild for a hundred dollars
>>84590549Only thing I know about it is that MDE is there. And it's new england
The only thing women are useful as, besides being cum dumps, is that they filter media for me>Chainsaw ManLiterally the worst shounen of the century yet women love it>any hollywood romance movieWomen love it, so it's trash>anime romance movieWomen hate it, so it's good They're like the opposite of a compass. The only exception that I can think is Gintama, that for some reason has a big female following
>>84590595I noticed that women don't like CGDCTs except for K-On, which checks out because it sucks.
Men would rather entertain a whore with a double digit body count than a prude who believes in sex after marriage.
>>84590112Damn, why does having a different attitude towards sex cause you to seethe?
>>84590377eww you are a sick degenerate. good thing me being marriage and abstinence-oriented filters out moids like you.
>>84590400>only after you have permanently committed to not fucking anyone except her for the rest of your life, you find out the sex is bad.this is like the least of your troublesthe real issue is she'll still cheat after making YOU wait
>>84590410Woman telling on herself. Men make fun of things that are funny, not things that cause us to seethe.
>>84590579>Woman telling on herself.What? I'm a man and you keep insisting I look at sex the way you do.
The image that ruined pol
The thread that ruined these guys>>84589482 >>84589494 >>84589500 >>84589503
>>84589482>alone in back of Europe What did she mean by this she is a bwc Bandit typical from a Nilotic woman
>>84589482i would say south sudanese but not tall enough
>>84589482Black "women" are fugly and vastly inferior to White and Asian women.
>>84589482Pretty mountains, anyone have any clues where OP pic is?
>You are on a date with a geeky girl>She's a bit nervous>She is very inexperienced about guysWhat would you say to her?
>>84590417That's what I'm sayin nigga. Also what is with all this whing from bitches about "boo hoo I didn't give you permission to cum inside me" bullshit.Like wtf did yoy thing was gonna happen after an hour of fucking your pussy bareback? My dick was gonna shoot modeling contracts, your dads approval of your poor life choices,and viral social media posts netting you societal approval?NO BITCH, MY DICK SHOOTS EITHER CUM OR PISS!YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL YOU AREN'T GETTING PISSED IN.
>>84590498I doubt she would but nothing would make me happier
>>84590405Never got the concept of punishing with sex.I mean, yeah it's hot. I can't deny that.But I want her to want me.Makes sense to punish her with a reward.Then again it's more about taking what I want than giving her what she doesn't, just always thought that way of thinking was counter productive to women enjoying or wanting sex.>>84590479I said the same to the op of this pic.All she needs is a fitted sheet on the bed, her dirty cothes in a hamper and to throw away the bags she isn't using.
>>84590489That honestly gets my dick hard. Can she fuck me while she goes over it and start with Slanesh lore dumping and lick her lips and tell me really slowly?
Why the average male fantasy seems to be these days "a shy, polite, awkward, geeky girl"?
My favorite thing about normies is how if they happen to be your coworker they will give you a hard time for not associating with them and if you associate with them they will compartmentalize every single thing you have ever done or said and then tell everyone else about it and then give you a hard time about that. You can't win with normies they just want to experience discord and drama as much as possible.
Femanons would you date a black guy? Why/Why not? Just interested as a black anon, what women think unfiltered.https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo38dw0yA
>>84590084Stop being a simp, you nigger.
>>84590550I'm clean shaven and I have no female interest.
>>84590238>he doesnt know all of the votes are white men
>>84590238>>84590587>t. self-hating white troonerinos
>>84590547Are you not American?>I wonder how the high school experience isIt's boring, I don't think anybody likes school. The yellow busses are real though, which I figured a lot of foreign people think are fake?? Pretty much everything in highschool shows and movies are true, pep rallies, sports, the cliques I wouldn't say so true.Besides that, yeah, I've been to main city Atlanta before. If you ever go, I suggest Piedmont Park, MLK jr historical park which I hope to go to this summer, Georgia Aquarium, and I also want to go to the world of Coca Cola.
>Your mbti >Do you like "Anime">Can you name an anime? >(optional) Your horse-o-type based off this big 5 quiz https://umapoi.moe/quizThurbie's Whirbular funground of tests and links:https://pastebin.com/vedM4v6rPrevious thread: >>84530636
>>84586920you aren't anonymous if everyone recognizes you and you deliberately try to recognized by avatarfagging
>>84590045That was really the best you could come up with after almost 12 whole hours?Why even replying at all, it's like you wanted to confirm that, yes, you are in fact still seething.
>>84589383Eh, he's not really that intuitive. He's excitable and has a kind of childlike wonder, but he's very confident in the Sensory domain and would rather just go head-on into fights with cursed spirits than seek possibities and abstractions desu.
What can an INFP 4w5 even do with their life if they have no talent in drawing, music or creative writing?
>>84590460talent is a memework on your art, faggot, you also happen to live in an age where AI will allow you to get access to creativity without having to deal with drawing apples for 15 years
What if your girlfriend stinks?
>>84585687Depends on "stinks". There's "slightly stinky" and then there's "holy shit, it smells like a dead animal, I'm gonna puke". I've smelled the latter, it takes a lot of willpower to stick it in if it smells like that.
>>84587241Why and how did you become gay?
>>84589703I realized I did not like vagina
>>84585687That is a God damn beautiful vagina bro. If that were my gf we would never leave the house or my bed. I would keep her chained up at all times
>tfw microbiologistyou're all just smelling different byproducts of microbial metabolism. Typically, if you're smelling "fish", it's trimethylamine being produced by proteus mirabilis living in your stale piss.
How does this nigga have the will to carry on?>broke>homeless>tormented by an army of haters>every move tracked and watched
>>84590359He died in iran
It still pisses me off when trolls would show up to his house, intentionally anger him, throw shit at him, etc, and then when he retaliated physically THEY would call the cops on HIM.Like what the fuck kind of little faggot pussy bitch do you have to be to do that? NOOOOOO MUMMY MUMMY I WENT TO BULLY SOMEONE AND THEY BULLIED ME HELP I'M THE VICTIM
>>84590359>>84590383He hides with an elderly neo-nazi (an actual one) in east german and lives off social security. He hasn't been spotted outside for years.
>>84590507Subhumans who went there and attacked and bullied him are the type of low iq losers who have nobody else to abuse and have a shitty life. They wasted money and time just for this some even traveled from abroad.
>>84590155ending up like this guy is maybe my worst nightmare imaginable.
>oldfags unironically thought they were tough and mysterious
>>84589095I would do anything to go back to this time. I hate what the internet has become.
>>84589095it's satireits presented as unironic, but there are a few hints here and there to let you know that the author isn't serioussatire is kind of a double edge sword, it's funny once you realize the author is doing a parody of imageboard culture but there are just as many people who didn't get the joke and took these rules seriously, unironically making board culture worsesomething something a community that gets its kicks acting like idiots will eventually attract idiots who think they're in good company
>>84590339I remember sitting at lunch with my friends in middle school and us making veiled references to 4chan in order to "not break rules 1 and 2".
>>84590075>The series of images pic rel is from actually so accurately encapsulates the kind of person who used 4chan and the like around the time the rules of the internet were written.With the caveat that Anonymous and goons were two different trolling/raiding groups/communities with some historical overlap
>>84590553All later wojaks (post 2016) are anti-memes used by unironic stupid people to attempt to mock others in a crude "Look, this is you" juvenile attempt at humor.Without a sense of humor and self-awareness, 4chan is just really stupid and mean shit. Not that it ever was some intellectual paradise full of comedians, but this 2020s shit is just awful and unfunny.
holy shit he actually got a job https://youtu.be/KllSWCBCl0I
mogs me tbrllyh
>>84590552He kind looks like the villain from the new charlize theron movie
Did anyone else get seriously turned on by this experience?
>>84589141whats so funny? everybody does it
>>84586051Lost a lot of the gross factor when I found out it's a fake video
>>84586115Did you know the studio behind it became kinda a meme with zoomers and gays on TikTok? They clip scenes from their movies because their acting is lackluster and kinda funny. The most famous ones are the ones where Saori, Latifa and another girl I forgot the name star onBut 2 girls 1 cup is disgusting I hate OP.for reminding me it exists
>>84590524why is it a meme? and how do you fake poo out of an ass?
>>84590561They don't show the pooping, idk what they do, if it's real poop or not. They put scenes before the porn. Like the plots. Usually it's about a maid who steals, eats something from her boss or is a lazy one then the boss punishes her by farting on her face or pooping on her I think. They find funny because the acting is bad and find the actress from the studio charismatic and funny in an unintentional way.
My brother was a virgin until he was 26, this shocked me when he told me as my brother is a very good looking and squared away man. Marine, carries himself as a Marine, stands at 6'2 a lean hard 190, and has a face that makes women jealous and men insecure. I asked him when he got married and told me one night we were drinking, I know for a fact he had numerous women chasing him. He never gave any of them the time of the day (which made them want him even more) he waited until he found the right one. She took his virginly after marriage and they have been married for nearly 10 years now and I have no doubt those two will grow old together. Love is out there bro. Stay strong.
Imagine doing all that and your wife is the town bicycle
>chad>love is out therewhat the hell is the point of this post?
>>84590528>She took his virginlyThey took each other's virginities, right? Right!?
