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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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"Come on anon, put it in and get it over with already."
"Just remember, you're putting this on once your done and I'll have my turn"
what do
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>>53460670
Holy fuck that picture is hot. And yeah, I mentioned it in the /trash/ thread too, but part of what I love about kigs so much is the objectification of it. I love the thought of literally not being seen as human. Just a brainless doll.
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Say what you will about this, at least it's better than anons snipping their dicks off and becoming trannies.
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>>53460714
part 2 of the art
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>>53460789
God I wish that were us.

Also, where do you find your kig art?
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>>53460932
I don't remember all of the twitters, but these two seem to have most of what I've downloaded
https://twitter.com/kemomimi
https://twitter.com/trevor25527766
Also, if you download my collection >>53456214 it has a kig art folder in there, with 100+ pictures.

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Gigachad hunting down every last anime nonce and slowly torturing them to death edition
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>>53460898
Cool kids press CE
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>>53460898
cancel and cancel entry
one wipes the whole equation, the other is just a 'backspace'
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>toothbrush I use has vanished
was it even mine?
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you're permitted to exist, and you're obliged to be grateful
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A rather unsettling movie about a badly burned woman who becomes obsessed with one of her clients. Some pretty disturbing scenes of torture and abuse.

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Turned 20 10 minutes ago, sitting in the dark listening to music, hows your night robot?
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>>53460729
july 19 gang
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Happy birthday, fellow cancer. My birthday was yesterday. Nobody gave a shit either. Just another year closer to death, so make this life count. Peace and love.
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>>53460811
moments like this turn us into nihilists
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>>53460875
with wicked senses of humor
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>>53460484
happy birthday fag, enjoy it, 24 here shit's a life

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Chestlet femanons, how do you plan on competing with titcows like this?
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>>53460876
Not really, for most of them

Make them bigger please
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>>53460946
if anything we need to be making their tits smaller and perkier
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>>53460788
Wonderful answer my dude. Let's enjoy them.
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>>53450772
Hit the gym, back and shoulder exercises, actually helpful, and since you are there work on your ass so you can properly compensate
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>>53450863
Hide? Are you 12, a tranny or just extremely autistic?

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How do I find irl white nationalist friends?
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>>53460966
It's not a typo, you said it twice in two different posts. It's clearly a mistake and not a typo
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>>53460997
Yes, we have 35 american soldiers doing some (very well paid) jungle combat training, I think your propaganda draw is very dishonest to call it "US troops on soil"
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>>53461000
>Attacking the tone

My ancestors are smiling on me, imperial, can you say the same?
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>>53461000
>some manners
this isn't reddit retard if you can't handle being called a faggot maybe this site isn't for you
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>>53461005
If this is your argument I'll ask you to stop.

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Hello.

Are you feeling lucky? I am a Jinn and will be here all night. You have a choice, you may make three carefully crafted wishes, with exceptions, or you may pass on my offer and go on with your life peacefully.

You should be warned, you should be very careful what you wish for.

You may not wish for more wishes.

Your wishes may not be compound wishes, they may not be overly expansive. (You may not wish for every wish, etc).

Good luck.
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>>53460816
>a boyfriend or a girlfriend
based.
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>>53460291

1) I wish every single redditor, shill, fbi agent, news reporter, attention whoring, avatarfag, tripfag, >gf, gayposter, sissyposter, race baiting, discordfag, tranny, datamineposter, "politically interested person", christfag, tradcon, mgtow, incel, unread, piece of shit browsing this website dies
2)I wish for god to grant me wish number 1)
3)I wish that wish 1) is realized immediately after reading this post above all else, everything in this earth this moment this instant now
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wish #1: I wish for every subsequent wish to be interpreted according to the intent that would be the most beneficial to me or would best fit the spirit of what i'm trying to say.
wish #2: I wish for the ability to travel to and from fictional worlds of my choice. The ability would be activated like the stand "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap".
wish#2: I wish for the ability to alter myself in those worlds in a way that resembles making a character in an RPG. I may not change my face, but i may change my "stats" like charisma and other details of my body like dick size and sperm production.
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I wish for my work to generate enough profits to live the life of a rich acomplished man to all of humanity
I wish my work creates an everlasting source of wisdom to humanity
I wish for this to not destroy resources
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>>53460291
I want you to introduce me to a qt djinn girl (friend of yours or sister, don't really care).
I want us to fall in a genuine and everlasting love.
And I want the ability to have kids with her. If it's not possible naturally, just give me some djinn characteristics (like immortality and sheit).

you guys think if i went to japan for like two weeks id be able to fuck?
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Retard are you serious? No matter how you look you're not gonna get laid and it's not like Hentai you weeb
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Yes

Worst case scenario just go to a brothel lmao
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Can you actually talk to women without coming off as a complete sperg and/or serial killer? If you can then yeah, don't expect to get laid if you can't

Portrait yourself and post results.
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>>53460728
It means you look like pic related, and know how to use Google.

>>53460690
Samefag. This is fun.

>>53460777
You make you look like a faggot.
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>>53460823
>It means you look like pic related, and know how to use Google.
Not the guy you're replying to but; what did he mean by this?
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>>53460823
This ones more accurate origbal
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>>53460064
>L0O0N0D0N
que
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>be me, mid-to-late 20s
>finally get mse and banking it
>one of the go-to engineers in this town
>paid off loans, got my first house, everything is set
>livingthelife.jpg
>meet qt3.14 who's from my home country
>village isn't far from mine, either
>she's finishing her medical degree, and poised to intern at a nearby hospital
>fuckingyes.wav
>we hit it off in no time
>after a few dates and hiking trips, our relationship becomes official
>ffw few years
>third anniversary, got her a promise ring, she's banking it at the hospital, and I'm still killing it at my job
>everything's exactly how I wanted it to be; could not be happier
>american dream, lol

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Aye, you're still banking bro, fuck that hoe.
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Muh six figures
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>>53460543
Buy yourself a hotter girl
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Yes, women are garbage, they really truly are
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get fucking robot'd faggot, we are well versed into getting into normie girls heads, she'll be miserable long term and regret it all, but you should've never been insecure about the robot you had her

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Why don't humans lay eggs?
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>>53460716
or femboy
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>>53460793
>ywn regularly fertilise her eggs
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>>53460701 what about Dinos man?
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>>53460843

I don't know, that's a good question. dinosaurs were pretty big but also kind of stupid, weren't they? I mean they did die out and all.
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>>53460843
Big dinos laid some pretty big eggs, but even then most of their development was after hatching.

It's another thread where I vent my desire for my brother to become my life long partner and lover
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>tfw will never have a little sister to love forever
Feels awful
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try cuddling with him
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>>53459686
Have you ever talked to him about it?
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>>53460871
I have, not a lot though.

>>53460889
No. That's scary. One guy here said I should start making moves on him and maybe even directly touch him but I don't know. I'm stupid but not that much.
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>>53460619
>knowing this feel
Fuck my life, m8s

You find out your girlfriend is cheating on you with a woman. How do you react? Would you honestly be mad?
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I would apologize for not being up to her standards, acknowledging there's no way I can compete with a woman.
I would also ask her if there is still a place for me, maybe as their servant or something

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>be me, ugly male
>has a cousin who is 3 years older than me
>cousin is literal chad
>charismatic, good looking, extroverted
>when i was 15, not really a loner, but female friend deficient
>parents asked cousin to show me the way
>cousin took me to mall
>told him i am too ugly
>cousin said nonsense just do what I do
>he went to talk to the first pair of girls walked by
>girls giggled and charmed, but turned him down because already had a bf
>cousin told me failure is expected just keep trying
>cousin went to talk to the second group of girls
>one of them gave him her number
>cousin encourages me to try

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>>53459643
It's funny watching you deny others experiences because you've never lived life being ugly.
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>>53460891
You sound like a faggot SJW who thinks I should listen and believe instead of calling out bs when I hear it
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>>53460928
It's sounds like you're calling out everyones experiences but yours fake you retarded faggot. Maybe not everyone on /r9k/ is a rich white bitch boy that has hundreds of women fawning over them.
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>>53460735
You think I would write these big ass essays on what women are attracted to if I hopped out the womb getting bitches? You think I would know any of this? You think Chad (or most people really) know why he's attractive? The knowledge I gave you came from years of slimy PUAs trying to sell me expensive ineffective snake oil programs, real life experience, trial and error, and pushing mental and social boundaries. Enjoy it.
A tl;dr
Chad gets bitches because he's """confident""" as defined by the previously mentioned criteria. What gives him his confidence or what reasons he believe he has the right to feel confident (usually looks and status), only matter insofar as much as they help him act confident.

Likewise, Steve gets nothing because he's not """confident""" as defined by the previously mentioned criteria. What made him not confident doesn't matter insofar as much as his beliefs and life experiences (usually sat alone at lunch, no friends, got laughed at by Stacy and friends when he worked up the courage to nervously ask her to the dance, ugliness, etc) affect his unconfident behavior. Ez.
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>>53458148

It's all about looks, and i absolutly cannot believe that are people who aren't conservative evangelists from 1970 that believe there's anything more to wether or not you'd like someone penis in you or not, objectively knowing i'm good looking has shaped my personality and made me who i am




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