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How many past sexual partners is a deal breaker for a woman to be gf material? What about wife? Do you think the amount of sexual partners you've personally had affects your judgement?
>>46177664>Having a gf in the first placeWhat the fuck are you doing here?
Anything between 0 and infinite is fine. Literally doesn't matter at all
>>46180640if this is enough to "end you" then you weren't that strong to begin with maybe?>>46180347>Because men and woman function differently when it comes to reproducing. A woman cannot under any circumstance bore the children of lets say 15-30 men within the the time frame she's futile, while men can father dozens of children in his lifetime. So, it'll be in HIS best interest to spread his speed to as many woman as possible and this is backed up by basic fucking biology pointing at this ability.While to defend promiscuous women, all you can go is "Well women enjoy sex to!!" as if her enjoying riding the dick of a lot of different guys leads to any furthering of her reproducing.It comes down to who can profit more off fucking a lot of the opposite sex. Unlike >>46179947 (You), I understand this.All of this has been rendered redundant by birth control. Women now have the biological ability to fuck anyone they want with minimal consequences outside of STIs.>Accusing? God no, I'm just stating the obvious. A woman with a anti slutshame agenda isn't hard to spot.Like pottery, it's all part of some agenda.>I'm simply stating plain truthsYour opinion isn't the truth laddio.
>>46181272You faggots keep repeating this like a broken record.It's 2018, /r9k/ has been filled with non virgins for years.
>>46180725man you got me>>46180724Sleep around and you increase the chance of STIs, regardless of sex. How is that "high value"?
Ebin will soon be back edition
>>46180654Absolutely breathtaking, lod. Truly amazing.
>>46181227It's literally the exact opposite mate.
>>46181290tbqh its one of the best pictures i have
>>46181243I'm not even him, but i did tell honk about sp and to tease and flirt with him for a laugh
>>46181227japanese == korean >>>>> chinese>>46181279Night night spaghettichan>>46181284>doesnt realise gaywatch camp was homosexchad trainingYou missed out lad
>woops the grass is one inch too long better spend ten thousand dollars on a grass cutting device and fuel and spend hours getting the grass down to the socially acceptable level at 5 a.m. so I can wake everyone up
I don't cut the grass. The neighbors don't like it because tall grass somehow lowers their property value. These boomer normalfags are so dumb.
>tfw everyone makes fun of us because we use a manual mowerI don't get it it cuts the grass fine and isn't loud
>>46180880Needing to fit in is normiecore,
>>46180880>he doesn't salt the earth and make a rock garden>one time expense to make it look zen and shit>every couple of years just sprinkle more shit on the rocks to kill any weeds from growing between the rocksyour move lawnfags
>>46180880>$10000>"hey guys im a neet who doesnt know anything about working outside or the cost of things but let me preach to you"
Looking for an egf Requirements >must be white>must not be fat>must be a virign>must have dark hair>must have a cute smile >must have thicc thighsif you meet my standards or look like pic related than congratulations you're my new gf
>must be whitewhy do all of u always write this on here racist ass crackas
>>46181193Nobody wants to date a monkey.
>>46179835What this guy said but>must be an actual girl, not a girl (male)Asians and blondes are fine too.
>>46179835>must be whiteThis is why non-white women are robots.
>>46181292^this desu though I'm not white so I don't want to sully the blondes
Is this place still plagued with Intp's and Intj's or is full of pseudonormies now?
>>46181094would you stop posting that fucking picture?
>>46181131Originally speaking? No. I mean it's not as if these threads aren't just circlejerking and reposting content everyone's seen before.
>>46179832>be ISTP>can only get emotional from listening to certain songs
>>46180932Guess so, I wouldn't call them misunderstood. INTP/J seem to be the misunderstood types. Many people classified as ISTP have antisocial personality disorder tendencies and ISFP can't handle any stress at all. Tough luck, life today is stressful.
I'm a mix of INFP and ENFP any deep memes or predictions about my personality you can make?
What is the right religion?
>>46181231One of them has to be right though. It's a fact that god exists, and a religion being right makes more sense than no religions being right, but which one is it?
>>46181202>atheism>>46181250>it's a fact that god exists[citation needed]
>>46181202I dont know I am an atheist it seems butI visited rome and I attended many church gatherings. It felt very boring.I visited istanbul and I saw muslims praying. It felt very boring.I visited Tibet and there was a big fucking wheel like my pic. People were turning it together and they were chanting some words. I joined them and for the first time in my life I felt some kind of energy about doing religious stuff.
>>46181202Christianity, originalino
>>46181202my religion of course
>be me>24yo femanon>pregnant>mfw
>>46170373is it black?
>>46170373Im jealous>>46170418You really should. You are about to kill a baby. What is inside you is a human from its conception. If you argue it is not human because it is still developing, you should consider that until the age of ~21 no one is finished developing. If you think it is wrong to kill children it should be wrong to kill that baby
>>46179177>Not letting you kill your child makes me a virgin>Implying virginity is a bad thing
You will regret it OP, I know I did.
Is human life even really that precious? I mean seriously.
I really wanna go to a Massage Parlor
>>46180900i would legit spend a rack on Lei
OP here, I was talking about a getting a regular massage idk why this devolved into a prostitution thread. I just want to feel human touch Ive been alone for years and I havent felt it for so long.
>>46181220Yeah, why is everyone such a pervert?I'm op too
>>46181101http://13wham.com/news/local/police-illegal-massage-parlor-in-gates-shut-down-after-3-hoursWhatevuh
>>46180900*rings*>"Hello? Hi is Lei working tonight? When do you close? 10, ok book me with Lei for 90 minutes at 9:45. Thanks"
In honor of father's day, anyone ever fantasized about cucking their dad? My dad's a prick and my parents have been divorced for years, but for a long time I've fantasized about cucking him if they were still together. I mog him and my mom adores me which just adds fuel to the fire. I already have a momcest kink but fucking my mom and cucking my dad sends me over the edge.
>>46180267I think that's the thing that holds everybody back. Even if they aren't feeling guilt from cucking their dad they'll probably feel some shame or guilt from just fucking their mom.
>>46180366Not so great when it happens IRL.>>46180383Mom was wrong for doing it but I feel the worst about dad. The fact that they're still together and it will just be a secret to our graves bothers me.
>>46180637I wouldn't beat yourself up over it too bad. You were a kid and she was your mom. The responsibility rests on her foremost.
>>46180267Only happened once?
>>46181033It only happened during that period of time but during that time we had an ongoing affair it wans't just once.>>46180831Sure but I still feel bad for dad, and about the fucked up situation in general.
Do most men really peak at 30-35 or is that just MGTOW Reddit boomer cope?
>>46180807The easiest time for most people to get laid is without a doubt college. The only reason idiot red pilled redditors feel differently is because they finally managed to shack up with a chubby 6/10. It's a homeless guy finding a hundred dollar bill on the ground situation.Look buddy I'm already 27. I spend 60 hours wagecucking in an office. Yeah I have a bit more digits in my bank account but so what? I might occasionally get laid but no more than I was back in college.
>>46180067Thats the age women settle for guys with bank accounts instead of getting plowed by broke chads
>>46180067Physically yes, career wise, they should be at senior level
>>46181034>I might occasionally get laid but no more than I was back in college.Fucking normalfag, get the fuck off my board! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>46181034You obviously aren't using your situation to your advantage. Dumb shit normalfaggot queer.
Dear Anna,It's becoming harder and harder as the days go by to continue to pretend that you exist.I can't convince myself.I can't stop my mind wandering into the past.I truly miss the days I had you in my life, you made more of a difference to me than you'll ever know, and it kills me that you're no longer around. I can't stand it. I'm a broken person.- J
>>46180770Fair dos. I still think they're all faggots and deserve all of the anguish they claim to have.
>>46180546I have mentioned it before but the problem is I never believe anything he says. I have never been with someone before and I have a hard time trusting him. I will try to keep an open mind, thank you for talking to me.>>46180586I don't really believe the meme about women being too old, but in this case I think it's a reasonable worry. He is significantly younger than me, but if what you said about people being pretty set on knowing if they want kids by 25 does give me some hope. I mean I don't expect it to ever last long enough for my scenario to happen, but it still worries me. I get your point about trying to make it work if I'm going to an hero anyway, though; it makes a lot of sense. Thank you for being so helpful. I appreciate it. >>46180601>>46180601>right, exactly, you're never killing yourself you're just a validation seeking cunt>>has people who love her and feels entitled to whine to robotsHow is it attention seeking to not post my suicide online? Are you okay, anon? It sounds like you need a hug. Also, I'm certain no one loves me, I only said I wouldn't post suicide just in case someone cares. I don't know who it would be but you never know.
>>46181164blah blah blahto spell it out in short enough words for you, you're seeking validation from the anons here by beaking about your fictional suicide fuck off and die or don't
>>46181164I'm always happy to help try to make sense of stuff. P.S. don't feed the trolls with any amount of seriousness on your part; it's a bad idea.
To lots of people, but mainly to myself I forgot I talked to your sister, it was intimate. That I knew your sister. I probably embarrassed myself due to talking about my obsessions. I miss all of you, even if youre all randoms online, idk. You found your green pasture for real, and there's no mood whiplash here, X, I know you're open about your online presence, so no surprise or big deal. I'm happy I get to check up on all of you, even though it's creepy. I don't want any of you to read this. My only happiness is seeing what happens, for my own reasons. I know it's selfish of me but it's fine. It just brings me peace you're alive,
Reminder: Chad ALWAYS wins. Women are literally programmed from birth to be Chad's property and sex slaves. They won't love anyone but Chad, even if they deny it. Improving yourself, looksmaxing, getting rich, they're all copes. While you try to get ripped and improve your fashion sense, Chad is already a mile ahead of you and he didn't have to do a thing. All that effort will be wasted once you realize Chad can have any girl, including the girl you were after, without lifting a finger. Being Chad is all genetics and things were already decided from birth as the genetic lottery dictated.
>>46180806Well that's why you kill him. Way back when you could be able today o that but because of "muh right to life" we can't do that anymore. At least if we could kill for what we want we'd ethier die trying or be successful. Now we have to "play fair XD" so obviously we can't win.
>>46180806You forgot that Chad is capable of loving everyone... Chad's a man of honor and empathy, a symbol of idealism
>>46180806Lol not at all. You just do the confidence meme. I'd literally put a 1000$ bucks on the line that you couldnt even get a nudey pic out of my wife regardless of who you are/pretend to beBecause I went out with confidence and found the perfect gal
>>46181148>He actually thinks thisHahahaha yeah and Stacie's are empathy and purity incarnate,right?
>>46181286Stacy is different from Chad
>tfw I'm so lonely that I'm unironically considering going gay
>>46180889literally me, i kinda realised girls wld never go for me so I embraced it. since i have, its been good ngl
>>46180889Gay men are just as annoying and stupid as women. Just go asexual and focus on more important stuff like hobbies and 4chan.
>>46181274I had a similar experience sleeping with a morbidly obese chickYou never really come back from it, and it just makes the original loneliness worse.
>>46181289Impossible unless you castrate yourself
>>46180889I downloaded grindr but I'm too scared to make an account and get recognisedI'm not gay, I just want a blowjob off someone who is passably feminine.
