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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Post and discuss any various fetishes you have, pic related should indicate what mine is
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>>49807453

do fat girls/weight gain count?
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>>49807453
How the fuck did my images all get changed to spoiler images? I didn't do that
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>>49807453
Public sex is my fetish.
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>>49807794
because scat is a shit fetish, pretty depraved anon

i like somnophilia, body worship and messing around with religious thought and race. i'm super mixed so being a sleepy surprised exotic chameleon princess goddess is kind of nice. big on oral and teasing(drawn out foreplay) and i like to tickle others >:3
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>>49807874
>tickling
Genuinely think this is the worst one yet. The sick mix of fetishized cravings and the innocent, kinda childish and 'silly' implications of tickling is genuinely sickening. Good on you, anon

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Hey r9k found out that my brother died today so I was wondering If anyone has some feel good brother stories.
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>>49806630
one time my brother locked my dog in the incinerator and burned him alive
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>>49806630
>be me
>be 16
>mum,brother,sis all in car
>been raining pretty hard here
>wetseasonhere.png
>mum being a women at wheel
>runs into a long dark road at fast speed
>wtfishappening.gif
>look up water coming into car
>look back at bro and sis
>ohshitwearegoingtodie.exe
>mum full panic stunned in place
>primal instinct activates
>rip shirt off jump out of car into river

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once when i was a kid, i was eating bread and i dropped it on the ground. my brother told me to grab the bread and i said no, when i said that he stuffed the bread into my mouth and punched me.
sorry for your brother op, hope that was a nice story.
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>>49806630
Bumped into my estranged bro when I was fifteen. My rape-baby ass was adopted away at birth and we'd never known each other - hung out at a summer camp together for about a week without knowing, only put the pieces together during the last two days.
Shot himself about two years ago. I've never healed.
I actually lived The Parent Trap, but way more depressing and also in real life.
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FUCK GREENTEXTS AND ALL OF YOU NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF BACK TO R3DDIT AND YOUTUBE

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Hey guys, come talk to me and ill reply to all of you.
I am trying become nicer <3 but all I do is hurt those around me....
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I'm so lonely and horny, I want to get nudes but I'm to unskilled.
Plus its 11am.
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>>49807855
got discord?
btw dude here but still like to chat
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>>49807878
Sure pal give me your discord, I'm phoneposting and downloading the app.
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god i wish i could just slide my dick into megumin
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>>49807910
Merchant Tanaka#5383

Femanons / Anons

This is not a bait question nor is it meant to offend/anger anyone.

Let's say a girl has sex with 150 men in 6 months, but then she stops for 30 days and gets tested. She's clean, though some would feel a somewhat sense of disgust towards her. Personally I would still treat/respect her like any other person, but the thought of having sex with her repulses me and I don't want it to repulse me because by all logic - she's "clean".

You wouldn't be able to tell whether or not she had previous partners. Her insides would resemble that of a virgin, aside from a small amount of tissue (which can be torn by a host of other activities such as gymnastics/horse riding/etc.)

Why do I feel this way?

I'd like to think I hold opinions based on logic and this attitude makes no fucking sense.

The only thing that comes to my mind is the fact that personally I'm not interested in casual sex, therefore I wouldn't feel attracted to someone that is - but this feels like a retarded grasp at straws.
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>>49807843
But if he has no intention of marrying her it is cruel to waste both of their time. The kindest soul wouldn't be cruel in the way he was, a kind soul would just not date someone incompatible in the first place.
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>>49807850
It's a possibility. I don't put it past them, but in my opinion, non virgin wives have already done their cheating before settling. If your body count is more than 1, then you've cheated on your husband, it just happened before you met.
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Is it weird if I am fine with dating a woman who has slept with tones of other women as long as she has never been with a man?
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>>49807850

Unless you keep track of your woman 24/7 she will cheat. no woman will be content with one cock all her life. Just keep track of all of her spending, check phone records, gps track her and install cameras in your home and dont let her go shopping alone or go to work and you might just be safe
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>>49807881
>waste of her time
Why doesn't she leave him then? Oh that's because she's enjoying things the way they are.

>>49807891
It is. She's mentally ill.

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Why did our parents let us waste the best years of our lives on the internet? Why didn't they force us outside to be athletic and socialize? Why didn't they force us to get jobs? Do they have any idea what they did to us?
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>>49806976
to keep us away from their friends qt daughters
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>>49806976

desu my parents tried rly hard, they even sent me to a paid 'socialization course'. i remember just sitting there and not talking to anyone.
im just born way too autistic. not my parents fault, not mine either. thats just the way life is for us folks.
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It's not out parents fault, it's our own. We are responsible for our own actions. Our parents blame themselves enough. Recently I got invited out for the first time in ages, a bunch of people wanted to take me to escape the room after school, but my mum discovered we couldn't afford such an outing and burst into tears. Kept on going on about how she's the reason I'm not normal and how she ruined my social life. Our parents are hurting just as much as us, nobody wants to see their kid ostracized but that's just how we turned out due to experience a and predisposition, it's not their fault, so we should not act like it is, just because it's easy to shift the blame.
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We couldn't afford the internet when I was a kid.
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>>49806976
For me it was the opposite. They forced me into so many activities and were so diabolically strict at home that I had no personal life up until university, and this fucked me up good

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Snoozing with your bf edition

Last thread: >>49783767
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>>49802715
Hey man, this general is up for a while, I'm here if you wanna talk when you wake up
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I ache for a real, loving, wholesome relationship. Someone I can be completely devoted to, and who'll devote themselves to me.

Life seems sort of hollow without it.
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Day#25
>tfw no pennsylvania bf
about to reach day 30 edition
lux#1246
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>one chance at life
>born fat

It's not fair, I can't stop eating 3500 calories a day, how do normies do it?

Do I need to just start working out really hard for like 3 hours a day?
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>>49807932
Just stop eating turn the stove off and walk away

Well it's officially the Christmas period and we all know how shitty it can get, especially for retailcucks. Feel free to vent/post stories of your job.
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>walmart electronics
>store has entered bizzaro dimension where it's only busy in the morning for some fucking reason
>mfw closer
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>>49796421
I would probably snap my coworkers necks if they fucking did that to me holy shit man
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>commuting at rush hour
My job's easy, stable, pays well and has good benefits but sitting on public transit for 2 hours a day is making me suicidal. Plus I live with my dad in the suburbs so there's a feeling of isolation on top of it.
>leave when it's dark in the morning
>come home when it's dark in the evening
I gotta fucking move out soon mane
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>>49805568
I know your pain fellow dishbro. My hands are wrinkled to fuck and always have little cuts on them. Wish I could afford to be lazier like you but my boss is a cunt and it can get pretty busy where I work. I've seen two other dishers quit within the two and a half months I've worked and I've heard that 3 dudes in the past didn't even come back after their first day. I'm seriously considering quitting, I only make min wage and for how shitty the job can be (literally) and how little everyone seems to respect you it really just feels like I'm wasting my time.
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>Cleaner at supermarket
>Clean floors of the supermarket
>Clean staff toilets
>Clean staff tea room and vacuum offices
>Clean chicken ovens (It's disgusting), deli floors
>Clean produce prep area
>Clean bakery
>Decide fuck this gay job
>Apply to the police
>Get date to sit exam
>To my surprise pass exam
>Get invited to do video interview
>Pass interview to my surprise even tho I thought I was a total sperg
>Get invited to fitness/ psychological tests on a computer
>pass fitness

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If possible add a screenshot or copy and paste the description of the personality you got:

https://www.16personalities.com

Wonder what /r9k/ looks like. I'd say mostly introverted.
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>>49806594
This. Gas the j00s. Gas OP too for shilling
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>>49807049
Agreed. Shilling is nice. Gas em.
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>>49806631
>le epic astrology is cool XD
I hope you get hit by a fucking train, brainlet
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>>49807564
le frog poster.
Who are you quoting?
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I got INFJ, advocate, is that bad or good?

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Im getting the word based tattooed on my body. This thread decides where. Only rules are it has to be visible but not on the face.
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just fucking do it already you pussy
get a tattoo on your pingas
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>>49807502
what this guy said
get a tattoo on your pingas.
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>>49806789
pingas on his balls
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hmm why not a pingas tattoo?
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>>49802991
Middle finger plox

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femanon here, so I'm talking to a guy on r9k and we're having a conversation about virginity and I was telling him how'd id like to save it for someone I love and he just tells me he wants to get rid of it asap which makes me kinda sad because I want love and romance and it seems like most men just want sex and that's it.
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>>49807452
normies come from /b/ and reddit, because R9K use to be what /b/ was like when i first started browsing it minus all the normies
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>>49806611
>my body count of 6 people
Underrated bait
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>>49806579
Most guys swallowed the redpill and realized that love doesn't actually exist
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>>49807567
>If virginity would be an obstacle for men to get laid, everyone would die a virgin.

>all obstacles are insurmountable
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>>49806579
Reality is that we are all so scared to love, you know. A lot of people have seen things that traumatized them so badly that "sex" is the only thing that can make them intimate with someone without all these too risky repercussions.

I actually didn't use to give a fuck about sex when I was younger and I fell in love with girls... One of them I even waited like a year to have sex with the first time with no complaining at all... But in the modern world you get stabbed in the back everytime and everytime all your efforts just go invain to the point you just want sex with protection and no more.

I'd like ti actually fall in love again with someone, but I got so fucking paranoid that I ended up only manipulating women to have sex and that's it.

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Gaze into the abyss and lose yourself.
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>>49805565
No Lucifer I'm going to bed, I have exams in a few days.
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>>49805565
where can i find more of this
originalalalalalal
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>>49806937
https://empties.booru.org/
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EMPTYBRO IS BACK FUCK YEAH
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Can we counter these with the original pics?

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Do Latinas like white guys?

No autistic racebaiting, please. I just want to know if it's common for Latina women to at least be open to dating white guys.
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>>49807373
What are you talking about? She was clearly beaten into behaving that was. Although I will say there is a certain exhilarating pleasure in being beaten with a rope, it may have indeed aroused her.
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>>49806544
it goes

Hispanic whites
other whites
nonwhites
so yes, they like white guys.
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>>49807854
only white spanish come from northern spain
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>>49806909
Hispanics dont give a single iota of a fuck if our women want a white guy. We literally do not care. White men are not as good and any claim otherwise is a joke. It's white people that get butthurt because their self fabricated sense of superiority gets poked at
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>>49807901
I don't give a fuck about a sense of superiority, I just want some Latina ass

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would you lick a girl's musky and sweaty butthole?
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>>49806342
Why lick when can insert GPS tracker into?
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>>49806342
She should've given it a quick wipe before doing this.
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No you fucking degenerates.
Only two scenarios exist.
1.) It's some random slut and that's a hard no because she is likely filthy. Granted, I have eaten a girl's pussy that I didn't love but it was the pussy at least it keeps itself relatively clean.
2.) I love the girl and if that's the case then she probably isn't a whore and at the very least wouldn't expect me to perform that. And I would never seek that out so there ya go.

If you do this you need to relaize you aren't a man, but a lustful, base beast.
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>>49806727
>I love the girl
filthy degenerate
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>>49806342

I don't really understand all the questions and fetishism threads about this lately.
As someone who has licked a slightly thicc goth girls bootyhole, it's exactly what you expect. It smells like any other ass.




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