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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
>foids totally love my foreskin bro!>it feels good inside them and they totally don't find it disgusting and weird!>hang on let me clean my smegma buildup
>>85315912>>85317533and what about this, is this gross to you?
>>85316351It's actually not about being cooked by jews. It's actually more about allowing the masses to believe that it's a Jewish thing so that not as many people will have good looking dicks after being cut. You have to remember that only the Royals back in ancient Egypt ever had circumcisions and those with lots of resources. The elite. The jews, which were always a terrible people all the way back to the beginning of humanity, adopted it because they wanted to Proclaim themselves as these chosen ones. But they were never chosen by any one because religion is all fake. And now, we try to make sure as many people don't get circumcisions as possible so that those who do get them, can stand out as the elite with the best cocks in the world. Sure, some get mutilated. I don't really give a fuck because mine turned out excellent. And why did mine turn out so excellent? Because my rich parents paid thousands and thousands of dollars to get it done. And this is all the way back in 1988. Great care was taken to make sure that it was as perfect as possible. Because my family truly is one of the elite.
>>85317558hot~need that thing repeatedly pistoning down my throat
>>85317558holy shit nigga. need him to spurt it all down my throat.
>>85317620>>85317625His name is Velvetchan, at least I'm not the only one who appreciates beauty
Tired of being poorI wanna consoom stuff and have fun too
>>85317632I'm not talking goy mediaI'm talking physical hardware to consoom that slop though to enhance my consooming of slop
Use internet to learn a bit about buddism, the philosophy can help balance your wish to consume things.
>>85317660you don't even want to consoom then, you want to collect stuff.Go and pick up some rocks, that's what you have access to
>>85317663I'm already buddhism nihilism stoicism tuxedo pepe maxxed to the fullestEmbraced true disassociation from the material world But it's very low dopaminergic and genuinely boringI wanna have fun Being bored is not the part of life>>85317677No I wanna enjoy the current state of consoomer electronics and have fun
>>85317692Hah, well then good luck buddy... if you want to stand in the rain you will get wet
How does it feel to be old?
>>85317010Pretty comfy because I'm not an awkward nervous wreck anymore. If anything goes wrong it's easy to remain calm and not care much.
your back and knees suddenly hurt for no reason
>>85317010Sometimes it's great, being able to think about times that were objectively better by every metric. Other times, not so great, because of how bleak the future is and insufferable people from other generations are.
I hate that I have to manage my diet now. Like, actively count calories and make sure I'm getting all my vitamins and nutrients, and keeping my bowels regular. Your body just stops taking everything in stride at a certain point, and you have to start maintaining it yourself. And the maintenance only gets more expensive and time-consuming as you get older. And the worst part is: there's no short cuts to this. You can only make it less expensive later in life by starting active maintenance early, before it's really a problem. Proper diet and exercise while you're in your 20s and 30s will go a long way toward making your body easier to care for as you get to middle age and beyond, but that's still time and effort of your limited years on this earth spent on maintenance that you will never get back. The only way to cope is to convince yourself you enjoy exercising and enjoy eating healthy. Some weirdos actually do enjoy the tedium of bodily maintenance. I hate it, but I have seen what bad health does to people in old age, and I'd rather inconvenience now than debilitating decrepitude in my 50s and 60s.
>>85317689I'm really torn on this one. t. 35. I need to either start taking care of myself, or go all in on not taking care of myself and start deathmaxxing. Either way the elder normalfag path of not thinking about it results in being alive for a fairly long time but unbelievably decrepit, which is the worst outcome
some black girls are hot ill admit
Remove the weave.
>>85316565Are you gonna post a hot one or...
We went on two dates in May and we both had a great time. She showed incredibly high interest and we got pretty sensual with one another. A few days after our second date, she went on vacation for a week, though she was actually texting me while she was there, and even sent me a bikini pic of her and her friend. After she came back from vacation, we texted a little bit more (she still seemed enthusiastic) but then she left me on delivered since late May.Since then, we have both posted stories on ig. One time, I think I waited until the last hour before deletion to view one of her's. Yesterday, I posted a story and she likewise viewed it at the last hour before deletion. Is she just playing games and being strategic with me, or is it actually over with her (ie she found someone better or just thinks she can do better than me)? I have seen and am currently talking to other girls, but I can't forget about this one.
>>85317327You lost her interest anon, plain and simple. For women dating is like swiping through tiktok. If you can't hold her attention, she's swiping before the video's over, and she instantly forgets about you.>t. been there, done that
>>85317341She left me on delivered though...
>>85317345>I would just say move on and go on other dates with other human femalesI do. It's just that this girl is still on my mind.
>>85317619You'll have to get over it anon
are you by chance someone growing from a tree? do you fall in the winter and turn orange in the fall?
Why do women drink coom when they're pregnant? They do realize their offspring consumes whatever they do, right?
>>85317668God she is so fucking hot, I want to bang her at least once
Chris Chan is (or at least was) an inceleven the incel wiki lists him as one lole so you losers gotta deal with it
>>85317696>incel wiki is a reliable, unbiased sourceChris has a girlfriend.
Nothing between our quiet sighs, except for hope of release from blighted guise.
I would've liked to end things before we renewed the lease for another year, but your dad died around the time I meant to tell you. I care about you, but I feel like I'm living a lie when I wake up to you. I just wish I were elsewhere, and there's never been a night where I fall asleep before you, so each night I'm just stuck beside someone I don't want to spend my life with. I'm sorry, but I am not happy with you.
How did fren see my playtime if he is not on my friends list and my profile is set to private?
>>85317607Can somebody explain these threads to me
>>85317657this thread is for the wives of mike. mikewives come here to write him letters and pray. since we lost the house its been hard to all stay in contact.
>>85317690Cool>thread hidden
Will (you) be going to fedy fazbear piza anons?
$20 a slice of cheese pizza? No, not the time for me, thanks.
>Men only say they're attracted to 18 year olds because that's the lowest they can goNo shit. In what way is a woman who is 19 better than one who is 18? What about 20 vs 19? 25 vs 20? 30 vs 25?The only argument holes can muster is vague gestures to muh maturity.Yes, a 30 year old woman is more mature than an 18 year old woman in the same way that a moldy slice of bread is more mature than a hot loaf fresh out of the oven.What an accursed sex. I can't wait until they are CRISPR'd beyond recognition.
It was perfectly normal until like 30 years ago to find teenage girls attractive, or even at their most attractive. And old media doesn't shy away from this. You think it's a coincidence they want to remake everything old? It's so you don't read a book published before 1990 or watch a film from before then, and notice how nobody calls it creepy when a man in his 40s admires the attractiveness of a girl a third his own age. Because back then people still realized a basic truth: beauty is objective. So is sexual attractiveness. The psy-op against natural male inclinations has been waged for a hundred years now by feminist cunts.
>>85317224idc bc i only date guys who are younger than me and have mommy issues
>>85317566Look at the body language of 25 yo spinsters and then look at the body language of teenage girls. They do the same pseudo-self-unaware kissy faces and all the same not-asking-for-it gestures that tell you their brains are all the same.
>>85317640>Dads are simps Who knew?
I love 18 year olds
>1903: serbia military massacres entire pro-austrian royal family and installs new anti-austrian family>1909: serbia promises AH to "stop" anti-austrian terrorism (never follows through)>meanwhile black hand's leader (apis) is head of military intelligence (who lead the 1903 coup)>assassination attempt on governor of bosnia and others by black hand>serbia does nothing to stop this>1914: black hand assassinates the archduke>serbia KNEW of this plot weeks beforehand and did not properly warn AH>serbia's "investigation" ends in a week and concludes no connection to belgrade>serbia claims one of the plotters "never existed" at all>AH realizes diplomacy will never work and sends ultimatum>serbia refuses the one point that would actually let AH verify their "investigation" (allowing AH investigators into serbia)
>>85317575WWI hot takes just don't have the same impact as WWII hot takes.
>>85317575Based. And then Russia (at the behest of the UK) pushed hard to back the Serbs up, despite the Germans telling them to stay the fuck out.Other thing to remember is WWI is actually about the Ottomans, and all the great powers jockeying for a slice of the pie >>85317634WWII doesn't exist without WWI. So I actually think WWI hot takes are MORE impactful.
I quit my job because the ugly, old chicks couldn't handle me getting attention from Chad at work. They were gossiping behind my back, acting creepy, and being rude towards me. You can't shame OF models and call us lazy for what we do when bitter, treacherous people like that exist in the workforce. They want to make life harder for attractive women, and being around those hags felt dehumanizing. They pretended to be cordial with me, and then switched up the moment they realized how guys were attracted to me.Guess what? Im over it.I'll just sit home and enjoy getting paid for being hot. Fuck it.
>>85317662Stfu and post ur pussy for a dollar foidlet
Incels would rather be miserable and wallow in blackpills online that date a lonely pajeeta.
>>85317527Always the same faggot complaining about racism kek. Reddit is down the hall and to the left negroid
>>85317501First time I've seen someone say 5'9 isn't short on the internet, wow
>>85308063Honestly I gotta say, more power to assimilating Indian men that learn to be fucking normal. But the rest of you dipshits are giving me a goddamn lay up. KOBE
>>85317622Tbh it's short enough to get short-jacked but tall enough to not be embarrassing.
>>85308063I think jeetas are cute but they don't want me because I'm not white
The End Of R9G (edition)editors note: I've made like 6 the last 10 threads, can you guys stop being lazy? Or are we officially like dead dead?Previously on: >>85291268
>>85317302fuckyou I was eating supperI made roasted carrots and soup dumplings
>>85312431gonna get flack for this I'm sure, but I love hrtwinks. Every twink should be on it, just don't troon out
>>85317535doesn't hrt make them into femboys? Twinks are slender younger looking men but they still are men. HRT turns them into femboys with female fat distribution.
>>85317574I'm no expert, but I think it depends on how much you take. I think the balance is about keeping the skin smooth and young and staving off going bald
who the hell is Anchon?
