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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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>"I work hard in my minimum wage job"


Always ALWAYS do the bare minimum to get back at the bourgeois
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>>29597005
the only way to get back at the bourgeoisie is to do nothing la
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>>29597085
No you don't be their slave but you also don't do badly enough to get fired.
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Minimum wage gets you my minimum effort ass holes.

I tried putting in effort and it gets you nowhere. You just become the guy that does the work. Than they take someone from outside to become the new manager even though you were told they "promote frome within".

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LA Noire
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Falloutblox
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Mighty number 9
Somehow not original
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>>29597529
Pumpkin World
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GTA
originalnazi
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Dishonored

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27+ y.o. robots: What are you doing to improve your lives? Or are you content in being a lowlife?
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>>29598165

I wasn't a NEET before, but I worked a shitty job, no gf, no friends. I saved up my money, moved to Houston(at the time it was booming there). Found a great job, met new friends, etc. & I started off my driving a $800 geo prizm
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I'm about to take my 4th therapy, this time against avoidant personality disorder. I've been living with anxiety and suicidal thoughts since I became NEET.

I started to learn playing guitar.

I no longer binge on drugs and alcohol.

If clinic fails to help me I'm fucked for life. Unless I manage to find a worthwhile activity that makes me happy I'll just end it.
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>>29598340
>I started to learn playing guitar.
tell me about it m8 maybe I could give you some advice
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sucidal thoughts are a natural response to the human condition. You'd have to be crazy not to have considered it, that or either retarded, desu.
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>>29598352
Uhh I'm playing for about a year now, lately I'm just practicing scales because my fingers are slow as fuck. I don't want to become a gig player, just enough that I can record and glue together snippets for personal entertainment.

Music enables me life, guitar is just an attempt to do something that is not computer bound. I think the physical effort helps my depression a lot. Just that I sometimes get depressed over the fact that I'll never play like hendrix.

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Ex NEETs: how long did it took for you to adapt to the wageslave life?
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>>29598544
Life only gets worse.

Highschool and college are literally supposed to be the best years of your life, that's where you "grow" the most.
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I wish i could be a nightblade in real life.
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>>29598544
Nice dubs.
I miss just jerkin off and watching cartoons all day, but if I stopped going to work I'd get bored and miss leaving the house.

And having money and a car is pretty great ngl.

I sometimes feel tempted to quit and coast on savings for a while, but that's probably because I haven't taken a break since Christmas.

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time for a drinking and vocaroo thread
post your poison or your vocaroos
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0toZkVB59j6
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thread revive time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PfmyrT8oVI
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>too hungover to drink again for a little while
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DUDE getting wasted lmao xD
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>>29598272
you're from disgusting california, you don't deserve any more responses then what is given to you right now. you're filth. enjoy your drink, now
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>>29598522
like your state is better
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vXnQ3bGp1z

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Which one would you choose, robots?

Where my XM bros at
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>>29597471
So edgy I bet you have shadow the hedgehog posters on your wall
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>>29597252
>mask- does it change your gender when you imitate a woman. If not I'll take the stones aswell to combine it with.

>Lighter, for self protection

>If I don;t need stones then as a third I guess I'll have a box, coz the rest are a bit shit
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10615702
https://www.strawpoll.me/10615702
https://www.strawpoll.me/10615702

>>29597211
>some system where people can think of situations
So, a /qst/ of sorts?
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Thread seems less lively than yesterday's

Who /marked/ here?
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>>29598548
I noticed this too, we should start making these threads with different charts or/and less frequently.

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Have you considered that you come online and take advice on life and the opposite sex from people that have little to no success in either, and are very likely to exaggerate their accomplishments for attention they don't get in real life where they are most likely bullied, ostracized, or maybe just simply ignored.

I've noticed a lot of people think they got everything figured out, when to an outside observer like a stranger they are totally and obvious mess but it isn't polite to say so.

Think about it a bit, maybe..?
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>>29597929
Yet we all die and it doesn't matter what you got, does it? I hate to pull the nihilism card but it's the truth. I can turn around and say it's pathetic to always try and get something, and being proud you got the thing, as if someone is keeping score. Just as pathetic as complaining you lost, which fyi, not everyone here complains.
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>>29597929

The guy who gets dealt the best hand often wins the pot.
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>>29598071
>not everyone here complains.
Maybe that's your problem. I do keep score and I've lost many, many times.
>I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan
That is super chad. Even the most successful person has had failures. Can you imagine how everyone talks and turns on him every single time he failed?

>>29598014
>>The best path is figuring things out by yourself.
No. A single man did not build a city or run one. A single man didn't conqueror anything. He didn't find anything, he didn't change peoples minds. He got killed and later people thought
>Well, fuck. Mea culpa.
Years and years later. He still got a Darwin Award and nobody in this day and age is named after him. His name is a footnote that scholars fucking hate to memorize even if it was somewhat amusing.

>>29597958
Have you considered being a normie is like being a robot, if someone comes in here and acts culturally different the amount of hate/ this is a troll type replies it gets? You're considered arrogant for not fitting the mold.

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>>29598310
>I do keep score and I've lost many, many times.
That can be unhealthy too. Recognizing and analyzing your failures is one thing, dwelling on them is another. The latter's what I meant by complaining, and what it seemed like you were claiming everyone here is doing.
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>The latter's what I meant by complaining, and what it seemed like you were claiming everyone here is doing.
I AM A CYBERNETIC ORGANISM, LIVING TISSUE OVER METAL ENDOSKELETON

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What is the objective, no-bullshit, non-meme manlet cutoff?

I say 5'10".
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>>29598284
THIS.

Calling everyone that isn't far above average under one fucking umbrella term is shit.
Being 5'6" is a hell of a lot shittier than being 5'10"
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>>29598319
Wow you're right, with this poorly made chart you've proven me wrong.
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>>29598435
But wait, it gets better!
I hope I become a wizard in time.
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5'10 as in 178cm imo. I grew from 5'9 3/4 to 5'10 1/4 recently, and when I visited people I haven't seen in a while they all thought I got tall. Though I'd say 5'8-5'9 is the minimum height you need to be taller than most girls.
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>>29598148
fun fact: she had sex with him, and is currently in a relationship with

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take a moment of your time and take a look at this guy's life.

https://www.instagram.com/arnhoff/
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>>29596457
what? he is very welldressed i think?
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>>29595167
>I'm really happy I swear that's why I spend thousands of dollars on clothes to pose for pictures for strangers on the internet
>it actually works and normies and robots alike fall for it
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I really question a lot of the people who post pictures of them driving exotic cars, on yachts, etc... on instagram. A lot of people just rent stuff because they have money but not as much as you would think. The people who can actually afford a Cessna Citation X as their personal jet, not a charter, probably aren't going to be posting it on instagram.
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>>29598166

Thats just wrong, though.

A lot of the extremely wealthy flaunt their stuff on instagram.
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>>29597338
i wish i was like that tho

;-(

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Choose your waifus
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>>29598259
plant is definitely very attractive but I don't think she would pass more than half the time, she's more a qt androboy

move tilly down to absolutely disgusting tier jesus christ that's disgusting

are you sure all of these consider themselves traps? I highly doubt a few of these guys have even started HRT, quid grey and myna look just like boys dressing up as girls
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>>29598259
that melly faggot has to be one of the most disgusting creatures I have ever seen.

should have its own tier
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>>29598427
honestly melly would have looked fine as a dude, he shouldn't have started HRT at all

a lot of the lower tier "girls" should have thought twice before jumping into this, some are just way too masculine to ever believe they would make a good mtf
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Why are there so many redheads?

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What does /r9k/ think of this doujin?
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its just messed up mang

at first i thought it was hot, but then i was just like .........
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>>29596748
Shindol doesn't really know how eccies work at all.
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>>29598470
He doesn't know how vaginas work, so?
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>>29598493
Fuck off roastie cunt

>>>/soc/
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>>29598542
be quiet, virgin :)

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ITT we talk about weird shit that happend at your high school

some girl fell on a bar with her pussy first and had to get a operation done on her pussy

god i miss those days
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>>29598300
shit man
thats creepy
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>Group of guys randomly killed a guy from ecuador on the street

>Someone flooded the downstairs bathroom as a diversion so 20-30 guys could get in a huge brawl on the second floor.
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>>29598300
Itt: Faggot normie teens go camping without guns or experience
More news at 8
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School IT found out about this one chad who was watching porn in the school bathrooms. They kicked him off the football team.
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>Some girl was giving her bf a blowjob in the stairwell but got caught
>Dude was 18 and she was 16 so he got charged with statutory
Besides that there were only a couple teen pregnancies

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What the hell was the interview with that brunette British chick? She was cute and a little awkward. There was another video of her dancing in some underwear. Pls help bros. Also

>tfw no gf
thread

Post qts

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Why are trans (mainly mtf's, ftm's are usually pretty chill) people so disgusting?
Fuck just look at their general on /lgbt/, they're all childish spoiled shit's who haven't worked a day in their lives.
They literally don't have jobs outside of retail, they all act like victims and make it sound like being trans is hell on earth, and are histrionic as fuck.
What are your thoughts on them?

also pic related is looked at as one of "the prettiest" tgirls on mtfg, what a fucking joke.
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>>29598196
>you will never cuddle with this qt innocent being until she leaks precum
gonna kms this very night
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>>29598463
Same.
>tfw tieranon hugboxed you, even tho you make Chris Chan look passing
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>>29598368
yeah that's a much nicer photo of you
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>>29598539
the tier anon either thinks I'm too ugly or doesn't think I'm trans
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>>29598095
is it bad that i would actually pound chris chan's bp?

i dont know why but i think she's kinda cute. ive always had a thing for chubby girls.


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