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Can I talk about a tranny problem here? I hate /lgbt/
>>71139694>actually *am* getting turned on like I'm in a forced fem hentai with my therapistJust be a cumbrain and start crossdressing. Get the therapist to talk to you gentler and more feminine. I'm a fucking degen, and I'd totally show up one day with a skirt, ponytail and shaved legs. I'd start hitting on her too and she'd probably get into it, maybe even give me a JOI to get in touch with my feminine side. Not even a tranny, I just have no shame.You have this idea that being sexual is bad. It isn't. Go with whatever fetish you have, CUM, experience the post-nut clarity that whatever you have going on is really degen (but probably fun if you have a cute girl to cater to you) and then get the fuck over yourself.
>>71141195okay i'm fine being normal and a little chubby then. i don't feel the need or want to be underweight. i don't have the type of body or face that would look attractive underweight, i'm not good looking by any means to begin with.
>>71141336i would go on but i would get called a schizothe main takeaway is that, surprisingly, cross sex hormones don't fuck you up as much as the other drugs do like blockers and AAsinjecting estrogen for males just basically deages you and grows hair back and variably affects your junk but it's nothing like getting a rot pocket. it doesn't even seem to affect intelligence negatively, even tho i don't trust muh studiesit all points to the strange feature we have of being born female and very plastic though and the implications of that
>>71139587>I hate /lgbt/Why you hate /LGBT/?I thought about going there to ask few things not related to me but I still haven't ever touched the board, thought that it was the right place to ask but if you are going HERE of all the places there must be a reason.
>>71141415some people don't respond very well to mono therapy and need an AA to get their test down to levels where the e is gonna do anything afaik.
Existential emu, edition.
>>71141471fresh start tomorrow de ladChannel deleted, off for a day, back at it Monday to do the same shit all over againit lovely
>>71141463he should have asked her to set up a po box or something and send them to her, with a note and his contact details so she can contact him if he wantsI don't think he is actually going to visit her in person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvUBbROsXBw&list=RDGMEM6ijAnFTG9nX1G-kbWBUCJA&index=20&ab_channel=DragCityfriendfs are warmer than goldwhen you are old
>>71141484It would appear so.
>>71141471>>71141431he's spent all his money in two days and is hoping for handouts in Christmas cards. he's almost 50
This guy has to legitimately be one of the ugliest motherfuckers in existence
>>71141442He's 2/10 or 3/10 being generous, not 0/10.
>>71141442That'd be true if I didn't exist. lol
>>71141442enpajeet is a contender
>>71141442hes not indian or bantu
Have you ever seen your sister naked?
>>71139101any body sauce on the vid in this post?
>>71138461Yeah, all three of them. Not a sexual thing nudity was just never a big deal in my family.
>>71140968That's Tweetney
>>71138461Yes. All the damn time.Since we were kids, we shared a room till she moved out.I moved in with her since she bought a house and it's been the same as we were kids but in different rooms. I'm desensitized at this point
>>71138461I would kill as many men as it took to have this girl as my wife.
I know we like to dunk on tinder and dating apps but how about clubbing ? Did clubbing give you more advantages strat when it came to attracting girls
A group of friends dragged me to a club on one of their birthdays. Every woman there looked at me and walked away to go to someone else.
>>71138780I fail miserably on tinder but have success in clubs since i have balls and approach women a lot. I get wasted and go home with some club rat where the sex is often shit and meaningless. At least people on tinder find relationships/love sometimes. This is almost never the case in the a club.
I've been to bars, malls, parks, libraries, everywhere, and found nothing. Nobody socializes IRL anymore.
>>71139687>even for or especially for autistsIt's too loud.
>>71138780Clubs suck for picking up women unless you go with your friends who can act as wingmen even then it still sucks. You cant hear shit so girls judge solely on your appearance and immediate markers of status, its too expensive, and geared against men and for women, that alone is a disqualifies it to me. Bars are better, but still the quality of women you will meet at these types of places is solely good enough for a pump and dump.
If you reject a black girl you have no right to complain about your inceldom
>>71141446Who are you even talking too? what percentage of people on here have rejected a black girl before?
why are you so insecure OP?the only black girl i know doesnt want me anyway because my name reminds her of someone she used to date
Who else is a /gigadreamer/ here? I've evolved my inner monologue beyond the point of simply being able to visualize pictures and scenarios. No, I can create entire worlds within my mind, with their own sentient characters and real-time events, while I can take whichever form I want to. I can be a cute femboy dating Alina Becker, I can become Nora Fawn, anything I want, I can do it. I'm no longer bound by the shackles of reality. Do it like me, if you can: forget reality.
>>71141160That sounds very cool. My younger brother told me he had very vivid day dreams. He even wrote some of his stories down, but he didn't feel they writing was refined enough to share it with me to read. He suicided a few years back, man I love him. I used to practice lucid dreaming but just kind of stopped because I didn't feel rested when I woke up despite the cool things I was starting to be able to do. Maybe I'll practice some more daydreaming.
>>71141160Omega based. People who do not dream are slaves. Reality is really whatever I imagine.
>>71141204Oh man sorry for your loss. But how did you start with proper lucid dreaming, it there like a training or guide?Because, so for I have amazing, vivid and inteicate dreams but only limited control (usually only of myself).I would like to take it a step further and control worlds as well.
>>71141174"Imagine"? I'm beyond something as simple as that. My mind can no longer be comprehended by your average psychiatrist.>>71141204I'm sorry for your loss, I hope the years will ease the pain.>>71141226I heard some normanfolk are unable to do something as simple as visualizing an apple inside their feeble minds. I would pity them, but feelings of empathy are reserved for my fellow anons only.>>71141252I find it to work best when you're on a state of "half awake, half asleep". Do be careful if you achieve it, for it can be somewhat addictive. Not that it matters for me, for I am a mighty neet wizard, but it can be troublesome for a cybord or a pseudo-normie.
>>71141252>>71141418Thanks bros, it's all good, I'm at peace with his death.As for the question about lucid dreaming, yea there are guides. The basic summary is>journal your dreams as soon as you wake up to build connection with the dream state>start doing an "anchor" exercise such as looking at the back of your hands and focusing on them, noticing the details, multiple times a day until it becomes habit>Eventually you anchor in your dream but you'll notice your hands a weird like they might have an extra finger>this anomaly triggers you to realise you're dreaming>practice remaining calm so the shock and excitement of realising you're dreaming doesn't wake you upIt takes a while to build the skill to a genuinely enjoyable level, at least it took me months. But the first time I could fly through the universe, swoop down onto a planet and start molding it to my liking was a truly memorable experience.
Letter thread generalLet me know if you want the rest of this weird leak that was posted on /v/ a few years ago editionAlso only channeling allowed. No letters. Do not write letters or leave initials.
niggas be stupid man I ain't gon lie
I need Meaghan to come back to me
>>71138181still opened your legs dumbass hoe hhahahaha
Two sheeps lost again, fence broken. Barn locks pried open, nothing taken. Tire marks on muddy lanes, new to me. I stayed up didn't see em, found my sheep. Broke a wall, fixed again.
8 BILLION HUMANS WON'T GIVE ME SEX8 BILLION DEMONS NOW IT'S TIME TO PAY
What do you think about trannies?https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll4602213xF9264A67-144
You're just annoying desu
I want to date one and make her happy
>>71141322Gay trannies are fine "lesbian" trannies are freaks.
>>71141322im a tranny and i hate trannies because theyre psyopped the same way women are
>>71141322Love me some trannies, want to be nice to one and make her feel good, cant find them anywhere. Online ones dont respond or ghost.Thanks, satan.
Are BPD girls worth the hype?
>>71139336The experience will be passionate and intense, from start to finish. That being said, if you pursue someone with BPD be prepared for it all to go up in flames
>>71139354This. >Also, despite the fact the sex is great, so is the chance youll get an STI from them.Yup, people with BPD engage in riskier behavior than the general population and will be more willing to impulsively cheat on you with a hobo
Women that have BPD, are a bit underweight with an hourglass figure, have huge boobs and huge butt plus a beautiful face are worth the hype, not that fat slut that you attached. God I miss her so much. Im so miserable without her, its been two years. She looks exactly like the girl I attached.
>>71139336I am easily hurt and BPD foids know how to hurt you the most. I would be driven to suicide.
>>71139336Mine is being a bitch right now, sending me walls of text, telling me it's over because I told her she's having cramps because she needs semen.
Any other fembots here want to hypothetically groom a shota? Is it just me? Am I the only fembot I know that wants to mold a young boy into my ideal partner? Am I all alone in this world?
>>71141307At what age did you start taking HRT? just curious.
>>71140857Could you post some of the better Before art so I can compare it? Thanks
>>71141307this is literally fucking me. I am 5'7 96 lbs incel god i hate my fucking life.
>>71139648>tfw 18>no one will ever consider me a shota againFuck
>>71141369here you go anon."collaged" and memefied for originality ofcourse
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>>71141193HGSS and use just the early mons. Ledian, furret, pigeot. They're always the best mons.I'm going to play through Digimon data squad on the ps2 for Christmas. I just finished violet and had fun with it, but I'm more into digimon. Pokemon feels so half arsed these days while Digimon feels like a passion project. I've got Digital devil saga 1 and 2 plus radou to play as well. Going to be catching beasties while the snow falls.
>>71141392>Made roads to connect a bunch of places, bridges, a dam, my castle tower, a huge town full of villagers.Also connected a bunch of rivers together for easy boating, lit up the spawn with millions of torches, connected areas in the Nether, jeez, I don't even remember all the shit I did lol.
The gift I'd really love for Christmas.
>>71141392That was you? Those reads were awesome. Yeah, I'm trying to be active at least more in the am since I'm working from home and touching base in the pm if anything needs to be fixed. Unrelated but I think maybe I'll try to add that Minecraft weed/drug plug-in that Australia banned. We'll see
>>71141478Yup, had a lot of free time in my hands lmao.Will try to get back in. Pirated versions still work, yeah?
Why don't you settle for 4/10 girl like pic rel?
>>71140766Im ugly and when i do my make up as hers i dont look like that. I dont think the make up changes alot. Shes still beautiful and soo gorg.
>>71140805>I dont think the make up changes alotThen you are delusional.
>>71140735>ghetto fashion styleDROPPED
>>71140754This.It's the reason why most people here will die alone. I'd take even a 2/10 just so I won't have to be alone anymore. Too bad they're all chadsexual
>>71141455How bad do you look to believe a 2/10 would reject you? 2/10s can't even get Chads to look at them
