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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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does anyone else just want to be able to love a fembot?
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>>64159213
The anatomy/proportions of her legs are all kinds of fucked up

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At what age are you planning to finally grow up?

You cant possibly plan to always stay a video game playing, anime watching, fiction consuming manchild, right?
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>>64158998
Had them before, most were fans of the same shit or keen to playact interest.
Guess you are a cuck if you have to adopt her socially acceptable hobbies to even get a foot in the door with her.
Hint, since you seem close to underage ban: It is you led - she follows with girls, not the other way around
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>>64158461
I grew up at 15 then. Stopped playing vidya around that time (excluding a few multiplayer games with some buddies of mine) and I've never watched anime. Now I usually just read or workout
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>>64158998
the only faggot who doesn't know how boring and uninteresting having a girlfriend is, is (You)
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>>64158461
>You cant possibly plan to always stay a video game playing, anime watching, fiction consuming manchild, right?
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
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>>64158998
>chad plays xbox and smokes weed all day and get tons of pussy
its all about looks

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How do you guys feel about Lucifer? The Bible says of him:

How you have fallen from heaven,
You star of the morning, son of the dawn!
You have been cut down to the earth,
You who defeated the nations!
But you said in your heart,
"I will ascend to heaven;
I will raise my throne above the stars of God,
And I will sit on the mount of assembly
In the recesses of the north.
I will ascend above the heights of the clouds;
I will make myself like the Most High."
Nevertheless you will be brought down to Sheol,
To the recesses of the pit.

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>>64158256
My bf looks like him :3
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>>64158485
Look, a fucking faggot
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>>64158256
>Reign in hell over serving in heaven
Seeing what people seem to perceive as heaven nowadays, I kind of applaud the attitude.
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A fairy tale, with the same complexity as a C- grade manga.
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>>64158464
>I would at least learn ancient Greek to see what the story actually says.
The original Bible wasn't written in Ancient Greek, it was written in Aramaic

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1. Your race
2. Rate her on 10
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>>64151242
White

House slave/10.
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>>64151242
Just coomed to imagining eating out _MissLexiii's ass. Good night.
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Ugly
8
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White


I would empty my balls in her so hard they'll get out through my urethra
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>>64151242
White

9.5/10

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Hey, I complained about this before, but I need to address this again.
Cool it with the autism posting.
It's really bad tonight. I can see one or two of you in some of the threads here, and honestly, its a bit much.
Please make an effort and keep it to a minimum. Thanks.
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>>64158421
Could you please link to examples of this so-called "autism posting"?
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>>64158421
youre right im sorry for the spam of autism i just have nobody else to talk to
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>>64158421
No, I will continue to type however I please.
>>64158613
No, fuck you.
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>>64159223
Unequivocally based and autism pilled, fuck you OP
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>>64158613
I feel I should elaborate a bit more for you since neurotypicals are generally incapable of inferring my intent.
>Fuck you
>Get an attention span
>Learn reading comprehension
And finally,
>Get off my fucking board, normalfag.

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I decided to get out of a severe depression, but I am still afraid that, I will not be able to achieve my goals and objectives.
Who managed to get out of depression, share your experience.
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>>64155188
Find some way to make money. I'm 33 and make about 200k/yr in IT. It doesn't make you happy but life is sure easier to stand when you have money.
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>>64158622
There is a difference between innate and acquired success.You did not understand my proposal.
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>>64158828
The problem with philosophy is that it does not have clear rules that philosophers follow and rely on. The difference between mathematics and philosophy is that in mathematics there are axioms, theorems, rules, logic, etc.
In mathematics, 2+2 = 5 is a fact that cannot be refuted in any way.

There are no such absolute axioms and rules in philosophy. Why have philosophers not yet found an answer to unsolvable questions such as " what is the meaning of life? What is good and evil? What is freedom? Who is virtue? " etc.
Because all philosophers use different meanings of the same term. They interpret words and terms based on their personal ideas. Therefore, no one will ever come to a general consensus.
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>>64159039
Spoken like a true idiot

>philosophers not yet found an answer
Yeah they have
hundreds of times
In Philosophy there are often no absolute answers or rather we haven't found the right question to include all the different answers

>does not have clear rules
logic
it's called logic
Of course there are rules in Philosophy
The very foundation our math is build on is drawn by philosophy

It just might seem the rules are less defined and clear like in mathematics because Philosophers often uses our language rather than a well defined set of Operands

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>>64159039
>In mathematics, 2+2 = 5 is a fact that cannot be refuted in any way.
I refute that argument.
>>64158826
If I knew when I died then I would do the most with what I have left rather then whine like a bitch.
>>64159039
If it's so subjective how come most stories about a hero have some specific traits.
It's not all subjective, you know the truth you just won't accept it for if you do, then you would acknowledge how far away you are.
You don't want to be that hero for you know that suffering, and tragedy will scourge the earth under you. You would give up.

You are weak.

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hi is ceb around here can u pls drop ur tag I need to talk to u abt something important
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>>64159218
Niggerfaggot#6969

Would you let your gf dress you in this outfit and peg you? If she were to do it, how do you think you would feel?
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>>64158988
Die in an original manner
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>>64158897
Yeah I would. I love crossdressing despite being straight.
It would be cute if she was tall so that she could overpower my small, twinkish body even better.
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Getting pegged sounds extremely gay. Getting pegged in a dress even gayer. Are you trying to outgay the gays ?
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>>64159058
It's not gay when a man and a woman sex eachother
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>>64158897
It would only be acceptable if she kept me in diapers and pulled it down just enough to fuck me.
>how do you think you would feel?
I would cum buckets.

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King harry and queen megan edition
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based freshie blow in newcunt
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cant believe its already 2 pm havent done fuck all today
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I am Seethie Weethe

Has he lost his mind?
Is he womfy or unkind?
Can he wump at all
Or if he wages will he rage?

Is he alive or dead?
Is there wizza in his bed?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to seethe
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time

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>>64159060
heard a little squeak at the beginning then heard nothing.
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>>64159214
Well that's a little bit frustrating. I will try again. Bear with me.

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I just want a gf
It's not fair
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Getting a gf isnt that hard you just arent trying
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>>64159034
Have you tried getting one

I want to be made into a cute girls bitch, I want her to grab my ass and pat my face. I want to suck her fingers after she plays with her pussy. I want her to spit in my mouth and kiss me. I want to be told what to do, i want to SUBMIT to a woman so bad. I can not dominate a girl, it's not in my nature. And dominant women don't really exist, even the ones who pretend want to be, deep down still want Chad's dick and a slap on the ass.

You know what the biggest joke in all of this is? I'm a gym maxxed guy who shaves his head and has tattooes. I look like the most dominant stereotype ever. Imagining myself being dominated by a woman is gross as fucking hell.
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i think sub boys are pretty hot desu drop disc?
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>>64159194
Shut up you disgusting tranny niggerfaggot.
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>>64159212
not a tranny but w/e stay alone i guess beta boy

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Post sad music please. Just post depressing music I need distractions please just post music post sad music like this
https://youtu.be/7UtSS-9EpWo
https://youtu.be/fNTvDsdPcbQ
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>>64158291
first one is stupid teenager shit. crywank is good though for what they are.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUhG7lFKbeo

wish my mommy killed herself tbqh
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>>64158367
These are really good and I've been listening to wasting in conjuction with other songs I have.
>>64158831
>>64158986
I know I'll get over it simply because I've become a spectator in my own life. I don't have any beliefs, or opinions, or real thoughts on things outside my own life anymore. It's not healthy but I always knew my mother was miserable and I just tuned it out and tried to be there for her but it's obvious it wasn't enough. You have to just embrace being apathetic otherwise the reality of everything simply crushes you
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>>64158253
https://youtu.be/U_JFLb1IItM larp
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Really sorry to hear that, but it will get better Anon. Take a day off and relax. Have a good long life.

Trying to find a GF is starting to affect my mental health.
>I work a full time job in finance, and drive a decent car
>I overanalyze every interaction I have with a woman I'm interested in, trying to find ways I can catch her interest.
>I can't stand to look at myself in the mirror anymore and barely eat.
>Playing vidya doesn't make feel happy anymore
>All the people around me have such an easy time getting into relationships so I attempted to act like them
>that didn't work
>I even tried unironically being myself, but every woman I spoke to didn't like me
>thought maybe I'm just bad at talking to people I don't know so I joined discord servers full of new people to practice talking to people
>my results didn't change
>I asked a couple of women if there's anything wrong with me that could be the reason I'm having such a hard time
>Their response was "you seem so...dateable. I'm sure you'll find someone"
>I wake up every day thinking about how I'll be a genetic failure if I can't get married and have children
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>>64158906
You sound like a guy that tries way too hard. Have you thought about making people laugh instead of minmaxing everything in your life? People generally like fun.
Im a neet and have a gf btw.
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>>64158961
Most people get girlfriends by just being social
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>>64158961
I have all three but not the fourth which is
>Interact with women
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>>64159112
t. not deformed
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>>64159154
I only have experience with accounting
Public accounting is hell and will burn you out
Government accounting is EZ mode but looks bad on a resume since the give isn't exactly caught up with the times in some areas
Right now I work at a hospital and do maybe 6hrs of work and spend the rest of my time dicking around with my coworkers




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