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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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even though i worked hard so people would remember me and like me i still feel lonely and hated now
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>>77878917
I mean that is kind of the deal honestly. or how much ownership do you mean? As much as is respectful to own another human being I think is fair.
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>>77878941
bro what. you would just financially support someone for free?
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>>77878857
LOL
took me a minute
well done anon this is funny r9k shit I missed
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>>77878917
All I wanted was a thank you and recognition for doing something nice for you. Own you? I don't even want you. Name one of your boys that does.
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>>77878954
Not even family does that. We support our families because family ties are strong and we have a form of ownership on them because of that.

>>77878961
I want her and I hardly speak to her besides on r9k a bit. I'm just too depressed to try, plus I don't think she would want me.

Just a thread to talk about cringe and embarrassing things that happened to you contributing to your social isolation
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bro most of these are so fake dude
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>>77871560
I am impervious to cringe.
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>>77871560
I don't like to think about the past but I don't want a future because it would be cringe
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>>77871560
Recently did a job interview for a company that is very close to me. I did good, and scheduled a proficency test for this software. I said, I'll ace that test, no problem.
Well, I didn't practice as much as I should have, so when I did the test, I panicked, and my result looked fucking retarded. Then a few hours later, I redid the test of my own accord and emailed the HR lady asking her to maybe forward my second attempt to the reviewer. I have nothing to lose but my dignity.
I got so ahead of myself when I got past the first interview round, falling back to earth hurts.
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>>77871560
Not really a major thing but last night I got black out drunk. I went on voice at this hang out in a mmorpg I play with lots of other people just chilling. I never usually go on voice because I suck at talking and having conversations but I went on and said a bunch of dumb shit and probably sounded like a massive retard as well. I think I also sang a song which my neighbors might have heard. I mostly got ignored but I was cringing hard this morning just thinking about it. I don't think I can even ever log in again.

Drunk and tired kind of day.
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>>77878898
You sound like newboomer, are you him?
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>>77878930
Yes, hello. And in tune with the OP, I am drunk.
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>>77878939
Ah, I was wondering where you've been. It seems you've given up on talking to Bug.
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https://youtu.be/wyS_Kg5MvXI?si=6CY3hX5JQtykoICd
>>77878879
Are you getting something?
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>>77878969
no, but i'm very confused by the state of your thread can u please do some housekeeping and maybe also demand that ur new e-bf start using an avatar or signature

Perhaps if I had had a sister I wouldn't see all females as just walking fuckmeat
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>>77878614
The first time you hear he getting deep dicked by Chad it's going to make things much worse.
t. Elliot Rodger's manifesto
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>>77878614
>>77878734
same.
She's very young now though, so maybe I'll just help raise her to not be like women, not in a tranny sense.
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>>77878921
its not possible, hoes gonna hoe
its better to just dissociate and act like shes not your family
i do that with my family, i just say theyre not my family and that i dont have a family cause theyre so degen
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>>77878889
WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY THREAD
STOP FOLLOWING ME I ALREADY REPORTED YOU ON /OUT/
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>>77878970
if one of them does something retarded id just be like
>i dont care what a stranger does, theyre not related to me
like a sister or brother turning gay or dating a negro

nya, myamyu

meowl nya nyeowl, mya myaa.. meow meowl...

mya myaaa ;;
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>>77877873
RRRRR.... RRRROOOOOOOWWWWW... MRRRROWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
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mow?... :< mow...? mow....
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>>77878096
mroww!!!! ;; mreowwwwww!!!! brrrrr-MEOWWWL! myamyu... nyaa nyaoww.. :'3..

nyeaa.... moww? >< meoww......

myamyumyiiiii-oowww.....
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>>77878137
brrrr.. mrau.. mmbrrr... rau! rau? ERRRAAAAAAAAUUUUU
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>>77878397
mrrrauuuu!!!!! myaa..... mrrrr.... nrrrauuuuuoowlll...... nrrauuuuuuooowwlll.... ;;

nyaaaa? nyyowll..? :'<
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>>77878096
mrowwww
.....
MYAAAAAA NAAAOWWWWWW

Myths and legends edition

previous >>77868846
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77868846/#77870481

Rules:
Ignore impolite moids

QUESTIONS :
>What is your favorite legend?
>Which culture has the best legends
>do you believe in any?
>Do you think magic exists in any way?

FAQ:

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>>77878730
I like the Ben Drowned creepypasta
>>77878766
They get the benefit of the doubt
>>77878809
They were probably misinterpreted, dont blame the poor extinct culture for whatever the archeologist understood.
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>>77878766
They already get judged on their inexperience and naivety. Once you're with them, you judge them on how much that behavior changed.
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>>77878759
>Can somebody please give me ideas what to cook on the weekend? Thank you
What do you like to eat, what do you have avaliable, and what could you afford to get?

These are some preliminary questions I'd need to help you reach your objectives.
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>>77878894
>I hope it's just her taking a break.
Posters come and go all the time, don't worry. There's been hundreds of e-girls who just stopped coming here when they got bored. She's fine.
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>>77878946
That is such a disingenious comment.
>Yeah judt stop caring about somebody who went into a serious depressive phase after something that hit her hard
Typical incel attitude.

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>left wingers
>Apply death of the author to Harry Potter and all of their favorite problematic shows and anime
>(death of the author is actually saying that audience interpretation is as valid as the intent of the authour but idiots think it is literally "ignoring" the author's existence because of their politics)
>right wingers
>apply death of the author in its actual meaning to enjoy a show
>NO NO THAT ISN'T A VALID WAY OF LOOKING AT IT
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>left wing people are this strawman I pulled out of my ass
>right wingers do things smart way
>I am very intelligent
You are not at all. I've never heard of anyone doing whatever you're talking about about for Harry Potter or other media made by chads.
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>>77878660
I doubt the average zoomoid who watches The Boys is capable of understanding media on that level
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>>77878672
Eh, it's pretty divisive. The terminally online crowd all universally hate it for sure. But there's still a sizeable contingent of people that enjoy HP and still partake in it but distance themselves from Rowling and make it clear they don't support Rowling
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I am a "chud" by modern standards and I was pretty much completely aware that The Boys was an obvious "dude look at these dumb drumpf caricatures haha aren't they stupid?!" type of show by the first season.
If it took you this long to realize that, you actually might just be stupid.
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>>77878774
Quiet you worthless slut. The men are talking.

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/bfd/ Biofem Discussion Thread

Old: >>77858045

Discuss the happenings of /biofem/ without actually posting in /biofem/
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>>77878626
>are you sure it was the trip?
It was definitely a big part of it.
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>>77878790
Im guessing you're not a biofem then
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>>77878931
You're guessing wrong.
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>>77878934
How the heck do you have a trip for just one day?
Were you the first one a d everybody crapped on you for it?
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>>77878959
Best guess is Florida/Flo. She used a trip once in very early threads, and got bullied out of the threads.

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here's a noble idea: pay me the full amount
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>>77876629
>pay me the full amount
That would literally fix the entire economy though. Debt is the reason behind most of our problems as a society.

Also I'd love to have >>77876721 sit on my face and smother me... so fucking hot :)
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>>77877066
id fart on your face too, I need a face to sit on when im chilling playing vidya or something like that.
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>>77878204
OMGGGGG FUCK YESSSS. let's meet right now omg
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>>77878370
Damn in New Jersey :(
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>>77878891
rip. you will find a thicc cub or bear to sit on your face some day

That's why she fucks her side boyfriends and your cock is behind bars!
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>>77878869
oh noo
im so demoralized
anyway..
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>>77878869
>he posted it again, but with a different image
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>>77878869
That's cool I can get topped by my hung black daddy so I won't need you anymore roastie
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>>77878957
Getting pounded by his monstrous chocolate BBC!
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>>77878957
>modern ""men""
based

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mommy I'm sorry mommy I'm sorry mommy I'm sorry mommy I'm sorry edition

https://waifus.nemusona.com/
OR
https://rentry dot co/waifu-local-guide

https://www.unstability.ai/
https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai
https://stablediffusion.fr/webui
https://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demo
https://pixai.art/
https://leonardo.ai/
https://bing.com/create

Previous thread >>77862078
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>>77878865
>"Is this slaying?"
the sexo underwear show
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>>77878919
>"Husbando i don't know what slaying is do i like take my titties out?"
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>>77878942
>"Yas uhh qween, I think this slay"
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>>77878952
Goa just standing there with her tits out, looking lost and unsure what she's doing
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Oooh, background stylist (?) is kinda hot

>>77878844
>>77878865
>>77878952
>"Very slay Goa, now quickly tell me I'm more slay queen yas than that background hoe or I'll get totes depressed and start crying"

please degrade me. i need it please. i want to be punished im a bad girl
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>>77878968
Ugh fatties get punished with no food

Overall, are Zoomers a better or worse generation than Millennials?
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>>77878955
Better. More conscientious and less egoist. Millennials all think they're the hot shit.


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