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Qott: Why don't you look like this?

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>>85848988
I'm willing to admit that I don't care for a totally hairy guy. But there's a couple of parts on the body where I'm fine with it, and other parts where it would make him exponentially hotter
>shaving/waxing/lazering takes so much work
Beauty is pain, as they say.
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>>85849001
>bald body is cringe
YOU'RE CRINGE!!
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>>85849030
yes, two things can be cringe at the same time
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I'm hairy everywhere except my blading ass head. funny how that works.
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i have acquired the halloween candy now we wait

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I wish I was a woman just so I could be lesbian and have lesbian sex
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>>85849339
fuck you I already made a lesbian thread, use that one
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>>85849348
okay fuck you too bitch wwnbaw
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I wish I was a guy or at least had a penis I really want one
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>>85849364
shut up cunt and eat a cunt

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Approximately 77% of women survived the titanic while only 19% of men did most of which were elite. Thoughts on this anon?
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>>85847520
Men should have killed the officers.
Their fate would have been the same either way
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>>85847570
>Shouldn't it be the opposite? Unless the boats were on top of the ship which sounds like a very dumb design.
Where the fuck are you supposed to put them
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>>85847520
It was a part of it, but 462 of the men were third class (highest demographic on board) and a lot of them didn't even make it to the deck in time due to where they were positioned
>>85847570
>Gen z men would just beat up women to get to the ship lol, our ancestors were total simps it is disgusting.
They were stopped from doing so by armed officers
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>>85847520
That's we now have redundant lifeboats on each side of cruise ships.

Women have always been demand all and give none, but in spite of that, we have come a long way from looking for any excuse to sacrifice men's lives.
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>>85847520
>women first
why? what is the logic behind that. Blatantly telling men that are moments away from dying that their lives are less valuable than womens

i love this painting. probably my favorite painting ever
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>>85847998
This the kind of shit politicians be putting up in their private estates
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>>85847998
It's about rape. The painting is about rape, and the psychological (and of course, physical) damage it does to a woman. Of course (You)'d like it, OP.
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>>85847998
Hitler was right, this kind of shit tier art shouldn't exist
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>>85849101
nah, that's an adult woman.
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>Zapdos I choose you!

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Back to watching sigma female content
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Okay, anon. that was always allowed
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>>85849287
Yeah, it was. I got it recommended to me recently and realized I needed it in my life

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This is what a good girl looks like
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>>85849257
Wish you'd stop posting and maybe kill yourself or something
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>>85849257
for the first time in my life i can't tell what sex i'm looking at
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>>85849257
How does she poop? This thing is no good If the back side is open.
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>>85849290
a ring around the poopnus
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>>85849257
This but squeaky.

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Imagine being the tallest person you have ever met.
Like, your life must be just blissful and happy. You must be so happy with yourself, you have never been heightmogged since you became an adult. Whenever you go outside you know that no one would ever mess with you and that you are intimidating everyone with your presence.
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>>85848184
do you want the truth oh pee? the truth is these things dont actually matter. what matters is having enough money so you dont need to work
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>>85848490
Money isn't actually real, it's something you imagine. When you pay for something people pretend you are giving them something of worth when it's all in their head.
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>>85848184
Their back hurts and they bump their heads into everything. They are rarely comfortable. Nothing is built for them in terms of ergonomics. They also have a hard time finding clothes, so your fashion sense is limited.
>>85848198
>>85848245
I'm 6'4. If you're tall and built like a brick shithouse 99% of women are automatically afraid of you, especially if you approach. The autism doesn't help. It's fucking pain.
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I'm usually the tallest person, it's the notable physical trait that I always get comments on
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>>85849349
>I'm 6'4. If you're tall and built like a brick shithouse 99% of women are automatically afraid of you
I'm 6'4" as well but not built or anything. My ex gf told me I was intimidating before we started talking. I've had people tell me they didn't know if I was angry or not, so I guess I have a resting bitch face or something.

Any other robots wish they were getting ass from fembots?
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>>85848622
Porquoi?
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"just relax and let it happen" is one of the best phrases. this is a very good picture op, good job.
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>>85847902
i uh... okay.
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>>85847902
need a fembot that wears oversized hoodies and no pants so I can take her whenever I want
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>>85848639
i just thought writing that was kinda funny
je pensait que il serait amusant a l'ecrire or something idk me no hablar francais

>see men beating the shit out of a guy in the distance
>contemplate calling the cops
>suddenly remember how men on /r9k/ talk about how little they care about women or how they wouldnt do the same
>decide to just walk away
ive lost a lot of empathy for men from being here, i used to treat men and women the exact same. now i dont care about any issue men face whether thats the male loneliness epidemic, suicide rates, higher likelihood of physical abuse or murder from strangers, dropping out of college or struggling with finding work because jeets are taking all the jobs. i just do not care or have any empathy for people who wouldnt have any for me.
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>>85849166
>say something i truly mean
>you must be shitposting!!
i thought women were evil hmm. but nah i genuinely mean it. i would be jumping up and down from joy if more r9kfags killed themselves. you guys are a stain on humanity
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>>85848840
Ok, fight would be over before they arrived anyway
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>>85848840
you let 4chan posts affect you in real life? holy shit you are so pathetic, or 10/10 bait
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>see group of men beating woman
>think to myself this isn't right
>second guess myself, wonder if it's the resident /r9k/ crazy chick
>join them just in case
>it wasn't
>it was her exes
>now have a new group of friends who don't think I'm a virgin
We're all gonna make it bros
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>>85848840
Nona are you a virgin? Do you want to meet up and have lunch, Mayne a movie?

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Avoiding pretty much all people for a long time really fucked my life up. I wish I could talk to people connection is what I really desire
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Just talk to someone.

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Working in a warehouse, and none of the few foids we have is anywhere near nerdy or 'adorkable.' Fuck this gay earth.
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>>85849314
>go to work
>there isn't a foid which adheres to my specific fetish
>it's almost like im here to make money and survive instead of finding a girlfriend to waste my money on
> fuck this stupid gay earth
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sexually unsatisfied unhappy slave
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>>85849314
>>85849325

> fuck this stupid gay earth
> fuck this gay

You might not like this solution OP, but hear me out .....
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>>85849325
It's not a 'fetish,' but it'd be nice to at least (and god help me, I hate using this word) be able to "vibe" with someone. Instead, I'm just an autistic outcast and workplace pariah.

>>85849331
It's not about sex!

>>85849343
Gay guys don't talk to me either.

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im 31 and girls laughed at me at the grocery store for being 5'4 today. they literally pointed and laughed and they were taller than me. i hate my life
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>>85849219
I'm 6ft tall. I will laugh at a short girl in the grocery store tommorow to avenge you
>>85849233
minoxidil + finasteride
>but i dont wan-
no complaints then
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as a dude whos 5 ft 5 this shit made me sad what the fuck
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>>85849219
Im 6ft tall and a few years ago I was taking a walk through this neighborhood. This bitch that was probably like 16 or something just said "ew" as I walked past her. I should have stopped them and be like why did you say ew. That shit really pissed me off. Im not even ugly or fat or anything either.
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>>85849219
It's okay, OP. I'm 6'4 and too socially incompetent to talk to women.
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I didnt care about my height until my mom started roasting my dad because of his height my dad is 5'5 like me. Turns out whole time she was cheating on my dad with opiate head with no teeth. I hate that whore.

Thank you for keeping me safe, British government
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>>85849033
I just wont update my phone
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>>85849033
>>85849056
There is a solution for that
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>>85849000
God forbid an innocent young man like you see some inappropriate content that alters your brain chemistry forever.
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>>85849000
You need to get a VPN and change your location. I'm in Australia and I've been doing that ever since the new porn restrictions came into effect here.
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>>85849000
I stopped watching porn after Pornhub voluntarily took itself offline in my state. Found myself masturbating much less. Net positive overall.

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Why do women who are groomed always want seek abuse, choking, rough sex, etc?
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>>85848113
It also fucks your brain up in other ways and can often lead to the development of paraphilias and weird fetishes. A lot of pedophiles were themselves molested as kids. Not all, but a lot.
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>>85848660
I like the idea of choking a man but in practice I think I'd be too hesitant to be mean to my good boy. Maybe if I'm in a certain mood I could do it.
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>>85848739
I don't find it mean. Having a woman wrap her hands around my throat gives me the feeling that she is claiming me and owning me and that feels amazing. But also the idea of doing it back like I'm owning her would make me orgasm harder. Like it gives me the feeling that she's my personal fuckbait property and that does something to me. But also being on the receiving side of getting erotically choked, slapped, spat on by a woman is extremely hot. Makes my mind feel like it's lost control to my romantic partner and that's such an exciting and intoxicating feeling. I'm a freak I guess.
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>>85848805
I guess I'm not really a true dominant, I'm just so submissive that I'd do almost anything for my man, including playing dominant. If it gets him off then that gets me off. I don't think you're a freak, anon.
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Really interesting thread desu wish it had more replies

>>85848498
Both my gf and I were molested as kids, we are both hypersexual and kinky

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something i noticed lately is that if my favorite fictional characters were real, i would probably never want to meet them
its not like i would disagree with them or anything, i just think they would be either difficult to socialize with or just scary to talk to

pic not rel
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>>85848209
my favorite fictional characters are girls I'd legit love irl.
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>>85848209
This is a good pink hair girl compilation
Anyhow my fav type of characters are extrovert jokester girls who cant shut up
Which is the only type of woman i could find myself in a relationship with
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I'd like to meet my favorite fictional characters except the evil ones that'd kill me.
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>>85848288
what is it about them that you'd lobe?
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>>85848209
Please remove this disgusting, used whore next time.
Thank you.


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