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Probably gonna break up with my gf in Texas and move in with my buddy in Tennessee this weekend. Gonna no call-no show my remote job too probably.
The relationship was going great like she cooks all the time and is pretty but all the issues stem from her dogs barking and shitting in the house. She refuses to do anything about it. I'm just at my breaking point when it comes to them.
Idk. We'll see
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>>82690685
All the best with it. It's not unreasonable that you want peaceful and clean living conditions.

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When will Gen Z rack up a kill count as impressive as millennial's?
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>>82691089
notice how millenials didn't do a single thing on the board. it was just clickbait titling
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>>82691089
Apparently Gen Z has a problem with toxic masculinity now too. We've already racked up a good kill count, I'm confident we'll win.
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I don't agree with the nomenclature "millennial" because that's generation zero's time (they who may as well not exist.) My time was during the 1990s making me a member of "generation why?"
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>>82691111
>dont let them find out about dinner
At least we'll still have tea and supper.
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>>82691089
It's incredible that 80% of these are
>millennials at fault for not being rich enough

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imagine being together for 10+ years since you were 14/15 and getting engaged at 24
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>>82691148
>when she realizes she hasn't "lived"
living is important, you know?
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>>82691079
Worthless fucking whore needs to be stoned to death for betraying her race
>HURRDURR BUT HE GUD BOI
I don't give a fuck, she betrayed the best and most glorious race, the White race. In a decent society, her father would murder the nigger and lynch his whore daughter.
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>>82691172
did you cum after wacking off your clitty
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>>82691166
what century are you living in? most marriages end up in divorce now because women simply don't care enough anymore to put in the effort when they have so many options. case in point. I have this one friend who was in a relationship for 9 years, they were even engaged, but she dumped his ass the second some random guy she met gave her the tingles. they always believe that the grass is greener, even chads get fucked over when they settle. it's just the nature of women unfortunately.
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>>82691240
This, it's just the nature of women. They will always, always, be on the lookout for a better option. They're not biologically programmed to be monogamous and "loyal", they will leave you if a better opportunity is presented to them. They do not experience love the way men do. Women do not truly "settle", in fact, they actively look for excuses to cheat and leave. Marriages that last are simply only because the woman never found a better option.

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>God will never leave me nor forsake me
Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
https://youtu.be/foRtBHXM16A?si=oQY_GHSnjDIwK8XE
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Praise the Lord
Halleluyah
May Abba bless you and Keep you
Shine upon you and be Gracious
Turn towards you and grant you His Peace
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>>82691337
>shall cleave into his wife: and they shall be one flesh
What does god say things like this and then curse me to be lonely
god hates me

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Why do white men believe that Asian women only like them? Are they mad that white women stopped wanting them so now they pray Asian women will? Well I got news for you dweebs. BMAF is the new trend and you better get ready for it. Maybe white men can have lndian women but eventually, they'll fall for the BIack man as well
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>>82690333
White men can only date each other lol
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We did not need a second thread about this OP
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Ouch. This hurts me as a white boi

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If I troon out, at least people will treat me better
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>>82691101
You just described 90 percent of female selfies
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>>82691221
being a man means constantly having to stake your claim, stand tall and keep proving yourself and its exhausting. you cant just live. you cant be vulnerable or sensitive or express yourself about anything. women just go around thinking about whether they look hot/pretty and if chad wants to destroy their pussy. they're all simpletons if you really think about it. it might be easier to get women as a chadlite but the insecurities are just the same
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>>82691331
Or just fuck a dude
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i dont understand why men want to be men, being a twink is ok. i just want to be allowed to a bit sensitive and effeminate because thats who i am, but being a man and being like that is a death spell on your life
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>>82690976
Only to your face, and only if you act right
The minute you piss someone off you're just a man in a dress again

Should I actually have gay sex to love my virginity? I heard prep has a 100% chance at removing any diseases ! Also I'll have a cute man to kiss!!
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>>82691204
Just wear some protection and check people before hand for stds
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>>82690089
>Should I actually
YES if you want to NO if you don't want to
it's this simple stop overcomplicating shit
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>>82690089
I'm going to do this shit soon. A gay worshipping me, cuddling me, eating pizza with me, looking at furry porn together with me, and playing coop games just sounds more lovely than paying $250 for a prostitute that struggles to pretend she's into me.
I'm going prison gay anons, wish me luck.
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>>82691232
Most sane person here
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>>82690089
What are you top or bottom

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there is too much information about this online and i am not sure which ones are necessary or not. i am not on birth control which is scaring me so i bought condoms and plan b pills. i shaved my pubes for the first time in years and it is giving me ingrowns, i hope it will look normal soon. i have no idea how other women achieve a smooth appearance. they also say be careful what you eat, don't eat anything with a strong odor or your genitals will smell weird. i am honestly so nervous about getting fully naked next to a man. we have kissed and dry humped before, then i started getting uneasy thinking about what will happen next and stopped. mentally it is so overwhelming. i have been teasing him for a while so he thinks i must be a freak but i am actually a turbovirgin with crippling anxiety. i am going to send my best friend a live location and regular updated because i am lowkey terrified of getting murdered. he is a great guy and i noticed zero red flags, but it's the paranoia in me.
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>>82690319
You're overthinking way too much. Trim, don't shave (avoids razor burn and ingrown), eat some fruit/fruit juice, make yourself wet or get lube (baby oil is fine, coconut oil is better). You'll be fine. Get excited in a happy way rather than nervous in a worrisome way. Have fun. Let go and don't get all in your head. It helps to focus on your partner (gets you out of your head)
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>>82691290
are you too retarded to understand what i was saying? i am not scared of him specifically in the sense that he will pump and dump me, but the concept of being alone in private for sex. and yes we made out and humped somewhere that was semi-public, not in a house.
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Hope he takes a whiff of your fishy smell and pukes on you ruining it all
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>>82690319
Could you please go away from my incel board? It's painful enough to have to interact with normalfags irl, I don't need this shit in my digital incel box. Go ask on >>>/adv/ instead. In the meantime I have posts to make seething endlessly at the universe.
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>>82690319
Average fem""cel""" post.

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total foid death I fucking hate these creatures and their inability to display basic empathy why do they do this to me
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>>82688119
>why do they do this to me
You expect foids to have a heart?
They are just cocksleeves for Chad.
Non-Chads are nothing to them.
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>>82691272
No, incel lingo is unironically mainstream among zoomer normies and social media chads.
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>>82691298
it's insane that they took incel lingo from incels and somehow also expanded it to be even more autistic. to borrow their vernacular, gen z is "cooked"
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>>82689325
Chris Chan spoke of this
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>>82691351
And he was right.
Yes, some women are single or else new couples would never be formed. But the time they remain single is so short it could be measured in Planck units.

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River Itchen edition
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>>82691392
good luck and dont crash de lid, im off out to brave the storm for flapjacks now
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>>82690875
>infidels
Yeah cus the part hes missing out is Non Muslims aren't considered "innocent". In practise their morals only apply to other muslims and they can barely follow that
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>>82691399
thanks lad, flapjacks will taste nicer given that youve faced almost certain death to get them, have a good thread all my other m8s ill have to get going now
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UK lot lizards must be fucking grim. In america at least there's a strain of decent looking, if drug addled prozzies who will give you a sloppy suck off and act sexy for you. In the UK I imagine it's all 50+ single mums with muffin tops that reek of cigarettes and demand 40 quid for a five minute condom-only lick and fuck you if you don't cum form it.
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>>82691440
>>82691440
>>82691440
>>82691440
all in lads

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its been less than 48 hours and ive read 200 chapters of berserk, guts and griffiths relationship is extremely homoerotic and they need to have gay sex immediately

griffith is maybe the third time ive ever felt anything for a male character in media, hes so beautiful and elegant. why do beautiful men have to be gay evil twinks. why cant they be nice heterosexual and majestic. why is life so unfair
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>>82691192
Yeah that was such an ass-pull, though typical of berserk to feed you a beautiful idyllic place and then destroy it immediately for maximum despair
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>>82691151
>>82691192
Gutscels always lose
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>>82691151
on one hand its disgusting what he did to casca (there was literally no reason to rape her but tbdesu i think miura just loves drawing rape) and how he uses charlotte, and its disgusting that he used so many people as sacrifices. hes callous and evil and theres no doubt about it

also youre mistaken because its not just women, everyone's a pawn for him. hed sacrifice every resident of midland if it means he could have more

like i said in the op tho, i wish beautiful men werent gay evil twinks lmao

>>82691192
was it even 10 years, i thought only 2 or 3 years passed?

i mean i get the idea that it tortures guts but its so fucking annoying, theres barely room to breathe, and it already looks like shes breaking again anyways

watch, griffith will end up raping casca again in front of guts and itll go back to square one or some retard bullshit
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>>82691276
>there was literally no reason to rape her
Oh come one, I read it years ago but I still remember that scene where Griffith after torture was lying helpless in a cart and he realize that Casca and Guts love each other, in fact they love each other much more than they love him, and that he lost both of them, and he felt he could have Casca before but now Guts has stolen even her from him. They wanted to run away and have a good life toghether, and he made sure that never happens. It was malice, resentment, sorrow. It made perfect sense to rape her.
>griffith will end up raping casca again in front of guts and itll go back to square one or some retard bullshit
Nah, I think this time they will be strong enough to endure any suffering the world imposes upon them, that would fit well with the idea of ovecoming.
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>>82691330
honestly i wasnt paying much attention to the scene itself cause i just tried to get through it (im not that sensitive to rape in media typically) but that sounds right

>this time theyd be strong enough
hopefully. i wanna see casca and guts together again already

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Am I gay? I've only ever been romantically attracted to men, but I have a much easier time jacking off to straight porn, but it needs to be said that since I've been doing hardcore gooning and edging sessions for the past 6 or 7 years, I've gotten totally desensitized to the point that nothing excites me, and I feel like I'm doing it out of habit, I also started questioning this gay stuff in the same time period so I don't really know if I'd be super into gay porn if I wasn't desensitized, how do I determine it? I just can't have any romantic feelings whatsoever for no matter how hard I try, but they come naturally for guys I like.
>inb4 get on grinder and test it out
No, I'm saving myself for marriage, and whilst on the topic, are gays really promiscuous?
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>>82690831
Gay here just dont go on grinder and or gay clubs that's the one stand land outside of that normal shit
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>>82690411
Most are very promiscuous, but there's some out there that aren't, but they're very hard to get a hold of.
I have a cute gay friend that refuses to use any dating app and gets shy easily. I remember when his friend set him up on a date and he was gushing when talking to me and all sad when he got ghosted for a bit. I would've gone gay for him but he friendzoned me before I could do anything.
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>>82690965
>>82691000
Then how do I find non promiscuous ones?
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>>82691056
Non-sexual clubs or get other gays to hook you up with a man
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You are gay as fuck you need put down

Furries are becoming doctors and scientists. They have taken over genetic labs. Real life furries are now closer than ever.
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>>82691316
Great dogs aren't safe any more
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>>82691316
Plenty of trannies in those fields too. You can expect corpse vagina transplants in the near future.
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>>82691316
I kinda assumed they had one of those jobs from the sheer amount of "Blueslawyer" level money they spend on furryporn and fursuits

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the new crop of jannies is handing out 30 day bans like candy, this is the second one i've got in two days
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>>82691342
paedo website, junior. and technically it's hebephilia
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>>82691348
it's a lolicon website don't associate us with you subhumans
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>>82691361
no it's just forbidden to post hardcore and softcore CP here. the general attitudes are fine and flourish here.
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>>82691348
>tEcHnIcAlIy It'S hEbEpHiLiA
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>>82691373
if you can't tell the difference between finding a baby hot and finding a 14yo hot there's no saving you.

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How crucial to the female's psychological health is that she experienced this in highschool/first year of college?
Seems like women who didn't grow up broken.
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>>82690956
peak good boy
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>>82691002
thanks sometimes I kinda hate myself for it though
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>>82690820
But women like getting throat fucked. Its hot for both him and her.
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>>82690936
I just want a foid who will (forcefully) teach me what she needs and make certain she's getting it. I get more from making others feel good than I do selfishly talking care of my own urges. I need a mouthraping lover.
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>>82690632
True, I am eternally broken because a cute twink never ate my pussy


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