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insane crazy mentally fucked up fembot lets you fuck BUT she lied about being on birth control and now you are about to have a child with a severely traumatized suicidal and emotional wreck. Wwyd?
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>>85295412
i love pregnant women
they're so ineffable
she's now a precious idol of my fetish
i must protect her with my life
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>>85295412
>lets you fuck BUT she lied about being on birth control
I ain't having sex with someone I don't want a kid with so either A) We didn't or B) I was already prepared to have a kid with her.
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>>85295467
the question was directed to desperately horny incels. What are you doing on the desperately horny incel board
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>>85295474
>What are you doing on the desperately horny incel board
I'm less desperately horny and more very lonely. I sometimes trick myself into thinking I might meet a woman here, but really I just try to give younger people good advice to avoid my situation (single parenthood) and talk to depressed people.

i know i was put on this earth to love and care for a man and give him a family and a wonderful life. i may feel hopeless now, i know it will all work out someday. i will be patient and ready for him to enter my life. i will not waste time with a loveless or abusechad. he will find me.
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duuuuuuuuuuuuude
*baits you*
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>>85295475
i feel like i rarely see unusual things these days
where's the magic, nigga
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>>85295496
i aint got no magic nigga shit off pinterest nigga dam
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>>85295488
you cannot bait me i am a high iq chad a
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>>85295488
-and im going to overthrow the russain empire. end of reply

I used to think the Reich was cool until I realized that I'd be one of the genetic dead-ends it would exterminate without a second thought
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>>85294913
>Troons are everywhere
Go outside, drive to the nearest city. Count every transsexual you see in 24 hours.

>the public school system is teaching your kids to be gay
Twitter JPG nonsense

>thousands of third worlders are being allowed to flood the borders
Been happening since the 1960s. Ain't ever gonna stop.

>criminals get a slap on the wrist and released next day if their skin is dark enough
Literally the opposite. The prisons are packed fucking full of browns and blacks.

You have wealth that 80% of the planet can only dream of. You have tools to do whatever you want. AI could help you build a hot air balloon to take you into low orbit, your potential as a human is limitless.


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>>85294852
so because it affects you negatively the whole ideology is no good?
but if you were born further north it would be sweet? this is the kind of high res systems thinking that makes nazism possible to begin with if thats any consolation
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>>85295340
>Literally the opposite.
the black guy who hit the woman yesterday had dozen prior arrests
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>>85295340
History is written by the victor, and we lost.
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>>85295340
>, Iceland has almost no crime.
You mean that country that is 99.8% white? With no niggers and immigration (except from other white countries)?l
Yeah, I know.

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Ive become addicted to Female POV porn and hentai and social media posts and now I dont know what to do anymore
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>>85295010
tell me about it, i love this thread
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>>85295010
i wonder if girls who take these pics know lot of confused boys jerk off to that being them
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>>85295199
I need more fpov porn in my collection
This fetish is my entire life now
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>>85295251
They probably dont even think about this fact. Its incomprehensible to them
And yet its everything for us
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>>85290278
I love looking at female bodies but female POV grosses me out. That's some gay tranny imagining-yourself-getting-fucked-by-dudes shit.

30+ thread

Reject modernity, return to nature edition

What are you up to anon?
Do you still have hopes to make a comeback? Personally I do.
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>>85295322
>a lot of what your saying sounds like some kind of occult incantation
not to get too deep into that sort of thing this late in the afternoon but theres a lot of interesting shit out there about solomons seal and electrical components and how neural networks look like the kabbalistic tree of life, there IS a very strong sense of ghosts in the machine with this stuff. machine learning is fascinating stuff; it runs off 'hidden layers' so a lot of it is that stupid pepe meme about how you step in elevator and it takes you to another place and can you believe this shit? i am sure its on my phone somewhere but if youre pc posting at 6pm you are clearly as tuned in as i am and most likely know the one im referencing
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>>85295303
>This stuff is advancing too fast for me to keep up with, but sounds like you are having a lot of fun with it.
the advancing IS the fun part. it was what excited me so much about computing as a teenager, that the future was here but the future of tomorrow was going to be even better. i havent felt that sort of optimism in like a decade.
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>>85295335
>discipline
Yeah, it really does all come back down to that in the end, doesn't it?
I'm also autistic, I really do wonder what life would have been like otherwise but I guess we'll never know.
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>>85294671
i even struck out with one of the mentally ill chicks you mentioned. she had bpd, was fresh out of an abusive relationship and was all over me for a couple weeks. i tried my best to be as mindful as possible because of her trauma and mental illness. i wore my heart on my sleeve which is the only thing i know how to do. eventually after a while she told me she was too traumatized by men to date one but i was so kind and thoughtful she was afraid of losing me and she hoped eventually after she healed we could get together again.
it's just all so tiresome.
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>>85295391
When I was a teenager 3dfx cards were all the rage, and we were excited about the advancements that the next crop of 3d accelerators would bring to gaming. Now GPU's have evolved to the point where they are doing shit we could never imagine, and I'm still trying to catch up on the last 20 years of gaming I missed out on while trying to be a productive member of society. I just upgraded to a 980 Ti last summer and am still impressed with what it can do.

being an incel isnt all bad. i dont need to buy life insurance because i dont have a family that would miss me if i died.

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I found out that a typical fine dining experience with a tasting menu and wine pairing can easily have like 3,000 calories, which is a ton of calories for a man, but especially a woman. I just think it's kind of ironic that fine dining is often seen as something incredibly romantic, but the girl will always have to take a massive shit the next day.
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>>85294842
What really amuses me about women is how fucking addicted to food they are. They celebrate or cope about any random emotion with eating food. They go out with friends or bf? Food every single time. Family gathering? Food. Bonding with coworkers? Food. On a dating app? Asking for food. At home watching TV? Even more food. Its fucking insane, im kinda muscular with a bit of fat (what they claim to be a dad bod) and i dont eat even a quarter of what a normie woman eats. Also, they eat trash, mostly low quality carbs and fat. Then they bitch and moan about being 35 and fat and they cope, kicking and screaming that they are fat because of age, not because they eat like a fucking chicken in a farm with 24/7 lights on. They even describe eating as if it were a hobby, instead of just a basic necessity.
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>>85295228
Wait till you go to Asia and everything is about food regardless of gender or even edibility.
Food is basis of life and sharing food is basis of love. That's why. People who are neutral about food are frankly freaks of nature. You are meant to obsess with it because without it you die, so it is hard coded as a main purpose of life. When it is not, then without modernity none of you arfids and orthorexics would survive. You are dysgenic biologically speaking.

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This is the gf you may have had today if you hadn't chosen to be racist
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>>85293902
thank god she's beat
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>>85293951
you want to date a real life prostitute? miyo a cutie though even if she is a ho
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>>85295269
she doesnt look all that very flattering behind all the lying, filters and makeup
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>>85293902
https://voca.ro/155ViTQjYesm
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>>85293902
I've turned down three black girls who wanted to be my obedient babymaking fuckslaves, because I don't want black kids or STDs.

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Are you participating in No Nut November this year?
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>>85292911
Am I the only one who remembers it used to be No fap September?
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I feel like its better to just masturbate when you have to. It seems kinda silly to participate in a challenge that goes against your human needs
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>>85293515
i remember no fap november because of the alliterative aspect, but not that
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why do gooners like weird oversized assholes
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>>85292911
No, because it's been no-nut 2026 for me until like a week ago.

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Why do most men insist on getting head? Does it even make sense to ask for if you're cut?
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>>85295384
I want to shoot my disgusting gunk in a girl's mouth and have her swirl it around before swallowing. She's going to be smelling and tasting that every time she takes a breath or eats. That's the price you pay for being a fucking whore. Infinite salty cum permeating your senses for the rest of time.
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>>85295425
dawg you're the one cumming down her throat
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>>85295384
I actually would rather not, so long as it's mutual. She don't have to suck my dick, I don't have to eat her pussy.
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>>85295384
>Why do most men insist on getting head?
it feels good. we sacrifice ourselves for her pleasure. you think it's easy to get money? you think it's easy to listen to her fucking boring ass stories about her day? her talking about the dreams she had? we deserve head. hell we deserve our balls sucked and our perineums licked too.
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>>85295384
It is a prelude to actual sex, it is foreplay, the visual aspect, the actual sensation of getting head. You could think deeper about it and maybe say it is a dominance thing of a woman submitting and sucking your dick or she finds you so hot she wants to suck your dick. Maybe she really enjoys sucking dick because it makes her feel submissive. This is a bit non sensical to me. It would be like a guy asking why women want their pussies eaten. It just feels good, what more is there to explain?
Even if a steak is the main dish, you can enjoy a nice salad or side of mac and cheese if you catch my drift

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>getting into my car
>accidentally sit on my own balls
>last thing i remember is hearing my own scream
>wake up in the hospital
>apparently i passed out from the pain almost immediately
>they tell me i cooked in the sun for hours and could've died if someone hadn't found me unconscious in the parking lot with my car door open
>now have almost 6k in bills
there is no reason to not support free healthcare when shit like this can happen to anyone. i don't know how the fuck i can pay this bill or what happened to warrant it but if america were a better country i wouldn't be in this situation
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>>85293910
Same but it doesn't hurt to me. This nigga must have fucking jumped as hard as possible
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>>85293837
actually kek'd irl
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>>85294080
Ma'am that isn't a gif
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>>85293792
>sits on his balls like a fucking retard
>passes out because he's weak as shit
>expects everyone else to pay more taxes so genetic mistakes like him can continue to stumble all over themselves instead of dying out like they should
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>>85293837
https://youtube.com/shorts/Q2qGjX_OtEc?is

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Why aren't you depravemaxxing?

>I got no joy in my life. Decided to eat meth again. Just basically been up gooning for 30 hours now. I feel so desperate to suck and get fucked by men, to get used as a cumtoy, but I feel ill and tired, I've hardly eaten and I've just laid in bed with my legs spread stroking my semi flaccid cock. I can barely get hard and if I do I lose it. But I'm so horny. I have some viagra but I'm afraid of heart issues. God this meth spins me the fuck out. It's so sexual. I'm absolutely craving cock, loads shot in my ass, all over me, I want to suck and stroke anyone who wants it. I want to just lay back on a mattress, spread my legs and get fucked over and over. All raw, every load shot deep inside me. Hardcore sloppy seconds for the next pervert who wants a fucktoy to use.

>God I'm going insane I need to sleep. This drug just spins me the fuck out. I took clonazepam and pregabalin but the meth outweighs it. What am I doing with myself? I need to focus on important things like making money, finding valuable relationships, finding meaning in my life. It's not found in some chemical that turns me depraved.
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what is your sexuality r u bi or just gay

How do you cope with how unfair this life can be?
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>>85295116
https://www.erome.com/a/XaOwhBkC
Okay here's the full thing, but I really don't know why you can't just find this yourself
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>>85295240
I could easily find it, yes, but I just can't be bothered right now
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That wasn't even good, fuck this
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THIS WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS COOKED MAN FUCKIN FAGGOTS GET MORE PLAY THAN ME!!!!!!!

I've seen ts ONE TO MANY FUCKING TIMES for this shit to be "the exception to the rule" i even have my own anecdotes for this shit dawg, i know ACTUAL FAGGOTS WHO TAKE DICK IN THE ASS CONSTANTLY AND HAVE BOWLE PROBLEMS WITH FUCKING STDS who dress FAGGY AS FUCK who get more play than me. I know UGLY FUCKING TROONS WITH SILICONE IMPLANTS ON THERE CHEST who get more play than me. I know RETARDED FURRY FAGGOTS WHO DRESS UP IN FUR SUITES AND WANT TO RAPE THERE DOG who get more play than me. And here at 27 years old im still a virgin who goons every night to internet whores.

AT LEAST if i didn't have to be reminded of the fucking fact that i get no play than i could bare it. but NO, EVERY FUCKING COUPLE NIGHTS FOR THE PAST DECADE I HAVE TO BE REMINDED OF THE FACT I CAN NOT HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN. It could be that i am outside and see some women and am stricken with sonder or that i see something on the internet and then ill just remember my plight. Every time i remember im just stricken with overwhelming sorrow witch NEVER changes i NEVER come to any catharsis or vehemence. There have ben days when i have cried over this shit when i was younger and i STILL CRY TO THIS DAY MAN.

This is so horrible man i remember being 12 and i had some friends at the time and one day we all went into my parents house when they were gone and one of them took a girl that was there and fucked her in my brothers room and then my mother came home and they ran out through the backyard before she could get inside and see them fucking. This shit was over 15 years ago and sometimes i still think about this shit, literal 12 year old's were fucking man and i still cant get ANY play ever at all.

I don't want to buy a whores serveries man i want a wife and children. i know its to much to ask but a man is at least entitled to his dreams.

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>>85295389
one more thing

your sincerity WILL move the havens for most matters.

as a WARIOUR your prowess in fighting can be improved by displaying reverence and sending tribute to the divine.

as a SCHOLAR your intellectual prowess can be improved by displaying reverence and sending tribute to the divine.

as a MAN your wisdom can be fruitful by displaying reverence and sending tribute to the divine.

but as man who wishes to join harmoniously with a woman, no number of hymns witch praise the most high and venerable, no number rituals to send tribute to the lord above, and no hours in solitude dedicated to prayer and meditation will ALLOT YOU THE PRIVLIGE TO BE MORE FAVORABLE TO WOMEN

ITS SIMPLE AS THIS, IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE HEVANS CHOSEN ONES WHO ARE DESTINE TO SIRE THE SEED OF LOVE WITH A WOMANKIND THAN YOU ARE NEVER TO DO SO.


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I know this guy who he gargled a dogs scrotum one time for a dare
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>>85294568
It was you, wasn't it? This is anonymous, you can be honest.
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>I dare you to suck my dog's balls
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thats pretty nasty
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>>85294680
the thread youre thinking of is of a father discovering videos on the internet of his son getting bummed by the family dog

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Hi femanon! Wanted to tell you that I love you. :3
Have a good day!

Now for my anons I can't love you guys because I'm no gay boy but I wish you all a good day too!
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>>85295332
https://voca.ro/1jboECCoTtyZ
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>>85295339
You too anon! Sadly I'm ESL and have trouble understanding that type of dialect so I can't give a more specific reply.
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wtf thank you i love you too :3 and youre straight? will you talk to me pls


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