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Quick Rundown:
>on tinder for 3 years
>get matches but mostly too shy and low self confidence to message them
>get message from a qt 10/10 18 year old
>just a "Hi xx" but i don't mind since we matched months ago
>send each other messages infrequently for the past 2 weeks
>doesn't spam emojis and have shit conversation skills like most other girls
>she seems kind of nerdy and she loves anime

FUUUUUUCK bros I really don't want to get my hopes up but I think I'm gonna have to go full try hard mode for this girl, this is a golden opportunity for me to finally have a nice relaxed relationship with someone I actually get along with and find incredible beautiful. The age difference means she might find my independence to be a big bonus factor since everyone else her age will be living with their parents, she lives 30 miles away so I won't get overwhelmed with trying to rush the relationship considering I have no experience.
Good luck, I wish something like this happened to me
Thanks bro, it could be that she just stops talking to me and finds someone else but in the past I have been quite passive in letting that happen. This time my focus is going to be in trying to at least have my first date.
Best advice I can give is hurry up, I mean she's still on tinder lmao.
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the problem is I don't enjoy messaging people. It feels like a low form of communication and I don['t like to use my phone in the company of other people as I feel like they deserve my attention (yesterday she messaged me but I had my friend round so I didn't want to start a conversation with her) we both will leave time in between messages on purpose to not make it feel so forced but at the same time I'm getting more eager as time goes on, I really don't want to end up in a scenario where I've sent 5 messages in a row because I'm scared of her talking to other guys. Because while I'm still happy that our conversations go well I keep forgetting there will be at least a dozen other guys like me doing the same thing but better and who are more attractive. I just have to hope.

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Do you support gay rights?
Imagine if they had their own board they could spam their shit all day on

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Sad clown edition.

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good thing I don't really care about normalfag opinions. I will escape to my schizo fantasies about cute teen boys, and nobody can stop me.
>tfw no bf
any volunteers?
sure, but you have to help me fall asleep
how can I help you fall asleep?
I'd suggest you to jerk off
>doesn't want to jerk off his bf
low quality grain

Tell me one reason I shouldn't find a private enclosed space to park my car and leave it running in Grand Theft Auto so that my character dies from carbon monixide poisoning. It will be a calm, painless death that will feel like going to sleep and never waking up.
Helium exit bag is more reliable

I was talking to a buddy about suicide and I was making a point that you can find rationality in suicide. And he made the point that he truly believes that if some circumstance changed, money he gave as an example, that it would make a committed suicidal person reconsider. I objected with the fact that he doesn't know each suicidal persons depression better than they do.

Just wanted to share and get some opinions
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True. So in that case, it's in no one's capacity to judge, even the person suffering
It is solely for the suicidal individual to judge, and they owe you no explanations. They are fully within their right to make a mistake, and you have neither the perspective to judge it, nor the right to stop it.
>if things were better you wouldn't be killing yourself
Yes? But things don't just magically get better do they. Btw I am not suicidal I just disagree with you.
>I objected with the fact that he doesn't know each suicidal persons depression better than they do.

Certainly you can't know every suicidal person's depression perfectly, but I think it's not unreasonable to guess that a non-zero number of suicidal people would at least DELAY their suicide if they, say, won the Megabucks. If only out of curiosity to SEE if the money made any difference.

And "delaying" your suicide is a "reconsideration".
>and you have neither the perspective to judge it

I don't really need your permission to judge it, though.

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Objectively speaking, how important is it to have a big dick when fucking a girl?
Just stumbled upon this article, how accurate is this: https://www.thefemaledatingstrategy.com/post/dick-size-matters
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Yeah let's talk about this again for the 3675th day in a row. Did we make any progress yesterday? Any new knowledge? I couldn't get on and missed the threads
Its all some weird demoralization campaign. Nothing talked about is of any substance and any "pill"(red pill,black pill,etc) given to you is to be discarded with utmost prejudice. Nobody who actually has your best interest in mind is willing to give you the right information.
You seem like ypu are going there to get pissed off. Stop being retarded and get off the site
>Why don't they make 3 inch dildos?
I mean how serious can you take this people, just log off m8
You shouldn't be trying to date size queens unless you are a cuck. They're easy to spot. Tattoos, have only men as friends, dresses like a whore.

I think under 5" erect is when it is actually small. But unless you are like a micropenis you can still have vaginal sex.

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Don't fight the voices, go full schizo
y he dance so good
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He's a good boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNhphyF74sA

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They usually are Trump supports so it's a massive turn-off for me.
Lmfao She really started crying over that?
They're thots who figured out there's a niche of racist /pol/-tier simps they can exploit for money/attention/both. Do not confuse their little stunts with depth of character, it's just LARP to get attention, I assure you that bitch was screensharing that to her discord orbiters who were going "BASED BASED BASED" the whole time. She even got le epic nazi cap, soooo based.
i think she started crying over it happening with a bunch of different people
This was doctored, she used a catboykami clip and pretended to react to it lmao.

What are some fun facts about yourself or stories that nobody would ever believe?
When i was 10 i drove a train form a big city to my hometown (1 hour ride)
pooped in front of the school's principal office

>risky yet satisfying
Im a 29 year old virgin.
i was a stowaway in one of those big army helicopters as a child

Laugh at the militant straightedgers edition

Last thread OD'd:

Why do the other autists on this board seeth about drug use?
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>why the fuck do I get dizzy and throw up after eating edibles?
sounds like it may be laced with something or you're just super sensitive. what kind of edible is it (gummy, chocolate, cookie?) and what's the reported dose?
what drug will let me hallucinate my waifu?
oh thanks!
feeling so shit today popped some sleeping pills. Sweet numbness here I come. I fucking love this shit.
Very large doses of mushrooms or LSD

Fembots, know that you are powerful and can do anything a man can do.
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Yes, you can do anything a guy can
Wtf even is 4th wave? When did 3rd wave end? Like what caused 3rd wave to end and bring in 4th
That's factually incorrect, and is why we segregate sports by gender.
You could try doing the things that only women are good at, like giving birth, rather than LARPing as the man you will never be.
The placement of this satue is so fucking retarded. The bull is supppsed to represent a thriving economy, its not some patriarchal symbol that must be stopped, at least do your research before making this kind of inane mistake.

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Would you defend konata from all enemies foreign and domestic?
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Is that konata? If so then no because her art style is horrendous
>Is that konata? If so then no because her art style is horrendous
No, I always hated the nerdy girl who's popular stuff. I was at a HS with more than a few weeb girls, none of them was popular
seethe more, tranimefag
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Could I be the foreign and domestic enemy?

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Any other fat fuckers around ? I am 5'11 and about 270

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I'm a classical liberalism enjoyer AMA
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It kinda depends on how are you gonna interpret core principles

But in simplest terms possible it's about wide array of personal freedoms protected by law with minimal government involvement in ones live.
Also free market
>free market
but we already know that it doesn't work
I like jordan peterson too
Nice bait. I almost seriously responded.
oh that's how you guys walk through your life.. that explains a lot. lmao

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>this makes liberals piss and shit themselves in a seething rage

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wha does rolling mean
It's amazing that what liberals actually care about is so far from the minds of conservatives that they have to dredge up twitter screenshots to feel oppressed. If sassy black women on Twitter are the main plan for white genocide, then I for one am not afraid.

Also >>>/pol/
>So much to unpack
Stopped reading there tbqh
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This anon is right. He's not spanish. He's portuguese.
Imagine how loose her pussy must be. The husband is a hero.

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