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hi guys. just passing through, sending out love and positivity. to share some of my story: I was enrolled in USCB from around 2013-2015. during that time the isla vista killings happened. i am a male of chinese descent Now I am back in Asia. to pursue a music career

Man I dunno about that. It reminds me of the shit that Joji was doing as a joke back when he was still Filthy Frank except it's not as funny.
Did you make the beat, though? That was alright.

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I'm already 10-15 cm taller than my dad. Will the next generation be even taller that 6'3 being the average height?
>he thinks that's his real dad
rip op
im not op but im 193cm and my father is 175cm

That feel when no unbearably cute 2003 gf who wears knee high Converse and listens to Good Charlotte and Simple Plan who ditches class to smoke cigarettes and joints at the skate park and wears tons of studded and spiked armbands on each arm that look even more adorable on her smol frame who bops her head along to sk8r Boi without a care in the world who would talk about life with me and lead into awkward first sexual experiences after we got high and played Burnout in my basement while sitting on bean bag chairs with the scene set by empty/knocked over cans of Mountain Dew and Pepsi Blue and Sum 41 playing in the background
Fuck stop im gonna cry
her face is kinda weird looking

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Anyone else here just fucking stupid?
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>couldn't read at all until I was 8
>didn't understand how to clean myself after taking a shit until I was 11
>thought I was a genius until I was 13
>had a long stretch of time where I just sat in a room and read internet
>thought the library book drop-off had a huge slide that went all the way to the library (about a half mile away) until I got in an argument about it in college at the age of 20
>didn't know the order of the months until I was 21
>didn't understand how the phrase "how are you doing" worked until I was 24
>still don't understand how to approach people, wait months on the most insignificant, basic, yet necessary things, simply because I'm too confused and afraid
>going to be homeless by the end of the month because I refused to get signatures for a form
>tried killing myself by mixing together sulfuric acid and formic acid and hyperventilating in an enclosed space for 30 seconds, but I ended up ducking out after my throat started to burn really badly
>have no idea how to apply for jobs or to get an apartment or anything people do all the time, and even more afraid to actually go and do it
I don't think I'm going to be alive much longer
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Pretty much this
>be me
>grow up in small town
>everyone thought I was some kind of child prodigy
>especially compared to the mouth breathing redneck kids my age, I honestly still doubt to this day that most of them are even sapient
>move out
>move to a big city
>realise my intelligence is in fact painfully average
>also realise I am overall a painfully mediocre person
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i have never won a game of chess
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Who /dumb with smart siblings/ here?

I'm a retard that completely screwed his life up, with a highly academic older sister married to her highly academic husband to serve as a constant reference of how stupid, lazy and autistic I am. Oh and I'm also poor while they are extremely rich.

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Robot edition
Last >>53036832
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it's not illegal if no one finds out
Who wants to drink coffee together and talk about life being unfair
Nobody wants skellies he's right.
And to be fair, skellies are the fat people of not dying due to being overweight people.
me, though ill choke on the coffee
Why choke, I don't make it too strong

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When did you realize there is no hope as a nonwhite man?
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ok, gonna dump some pics later
were better all around kek, how did you not realize that?
the best looks, the best skin, the best dicks, the best lovers, the most romantic and the most likely to take good care of there women
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I always forget that have to write something original before posting
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Good thread, need more bleached cuckold stuff. The thinking blackbot's fetish.
>whitey fucking whitey or maybe its meant to be chink fucking chink
how is that explicitly cucking??

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>it's just a dog

what are some other signs?
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No, he's psycho. I googled the medication bottles he sent to those girls and they were for anti-psychotics. The guy is pure cluster A.

Eh. Maybe above average. But I wouldn't call him genius. A genius could finish first year engineering and code something worthwhile.
I thought you meant psychopathic. What an interesting guy, nonetheless.
Not really interesting. Just a creepy balding manlet with all too typical sexual hangups and a monotone voice. Glad you found the text interesting.
>it was just a meme
This man seems absolutely based.

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It's summer incel. Stop being a shut in and go outside. Get some sun.
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You don't have weak men to bully anymore outside you stupid tiny piece of shit and you have to call them out now?
I'll fuck ur mom and sister and grandmother and ur father and brothers and ur future fucking children.
ohhh yeaa its gonna be good
Man I wish I had a mall nearby, not 1 measly mall in my crummy city. I have been in many malls though and it's a superior activity on hot summer days
If I were you I'd use it as an opportunity to have some fun digging in the ground, maybe create some vietcong style tunnels, or dig to the center of the Earth without anyone around to judge me for it
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>It's summer incel. Stop being a shut in and go outside. Get some sun.
no u
lol no you're not, you're gonna stay on the internet all day and not talk to people like everyone else

>Sixk of breathing black mold
>Sick of being unemployed
>Want to find job even though Im on probation for being black
>Try to leave the house in my shitty small town
>Even though I will probably just get trailed by police in my shitty small town for being black
>See this

Fuck God why does he curse me? This is bullshit. Its fucking June and still here I am freezing inside a shitty house covered in snow.
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You an adorable cinnamon bun, too pure and innocent for this world
If a cop fines you for nothing, just do an appeal. Surely they need proof to fine you.
Also, I didn't say wrong. I said illegal.
learn to swim faggot.
and tie ur fucking shoes for once.
you can literally get your life taken away?????

My friend said that he thinks more people are coming out as gay because it's "popular". That's dumb. Who would choose to be homo. That's like choosing to be poor. Coincidentally, many guys I meet ask me if I'm gay. I don't know why that is.
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then they realize fags are 1000x worse
But it doesn't give people attention unless you act flamboyant. It is then the flamboyance that attracts the attention. And most people are at least uncomfortable with homosexuality. Why would someone want to make life harder if they aren't intrinsically gay?
I've met a lot of rich people, but they were all new money. Very flashy types. My point with the comment was why would you make life unnecessarily harder for yourself.
It really isnt harder
It used to be but now it's either the same or better because you get sympathy and gibs
It's probably easier for gays to find a partner nowdays than normal people
this. being gay basically means you get to opt out of roasties
>opt out of roasties
For sex hungry men? What's the difference?

It will happen one day. You will be lying in bed with that special someone, the someone who made you forget all about your former hates and fears, and who made you feel so special, like you two were made especially for each other.

And you will start to remember. You will start to remember how dark your days were, how you were so fearful that you would never be in love, that you would never be happy. You will feel all that pain again, one last time, as you realize all those worries were unfounded and that at last you have found someone to love and who loves you in return.

You will start to cry, maybe even cry so hard it wakes up that special someone who is next to you. And of course, because you both are so in love, they will worry and hold you close and ask you wants wrong. Promise me that you will tell them about all the fears and worries. Even though they were for naught, do not keep those dark feelings inside of you. Tell them how you used to cry yourself into the night from loneliness or how you drank yourself dumb trying to numb out the pain.

Promise me you will tell them, because I can promise you, that will only make them love you that much more.
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Dont you have some black tar heroin to be doing, Dick?

This is crueler than just telling the truth and you should be ashamed of yourself.
There is no such thing as love. You might as well eat chocolate all day, a gift from Mexico to the world, along corn and tomato and...beaners.
A fantasy, nothing more
It wont. I'm lonely all the time, not because im physically alone but because im on an entirely different wavelength. And people pick up on it instantly, avoiding me and looking at me with pity. Guess my appearance and mannerism makes me look like a retard. People also get shocked every time im right no matter how many times it happens.

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>tfw realizing that pain and suffering is the only thing that is real
>tfw the needle tears a hole
>the old familiar sting
Woah, you came to the same conclusion as some Indians 2500 years ago.
Well all great minds think alike

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Damaged back here.. Why does it hurt so much to move it
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Yup, fat Katie beats the fuck out of semi curvy Katie
Unless you want to risk getting paralysed, stay the fuck still. Lots of nerves there.
Pray that the surgery goes ok, you could go blind.
Cheers but why does moving the nerve damage it further?
>work out at the gym for hours
>whole body hurts and needs rest
>decide to keep using it anyway
>body hurts like fuck for weeks because no rest

Same concept applies to you.
Yeah but I wonder if anyone can explain on the level of tissues and nerves why overstimulation causes issues? If you recommended the BPC-157 thank you, I'll try it out

I just wasn't cut out to have a job. I'm fucking miserable doing the same shit over and over again. And to know that I'll have to do this for the rest of my life young life. There are people who see retirement as the light at the end of the tunnel. I see it as (((them))) milking every bit of usefulness out of you as they can and discarding your body when they're done. I come to /r9k/ to vent about this because normalfags will just call you crazy if you say you don't enjoy the concept of a job.

If I don't find a way out of this shit by my 30s, I'm going to find myself on the end of a fucking rope.
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If you believe in teh jooo conspiracy, you are crazy anon.
But I agree though, working fucking sucks but desu neetdom isn't much better. There's the stress and insomnia you get from work and then there's the depression, boredom and loneliness you get from neetdom.
I know the parentheses were supposed to signify Jews but I just use them to signify the people who are running this clown show. The Illuminati, the (((jews))), it's all just different words for the same concept.

I think I would do better as a NEET. I was a NEET back in 2015 and it was the best time of my adult life. Only problem is, I no longer live with my mother.
>I know the parentheses were supposed to signify Jews but I just use them to signify the people who are running this clown show. The Illuminati, the (((jews))), it's all just different words for the same concept.
Fair enough, I still do the same thing tbqh.
>I was a NEET back in 2015 and it was the best time of my adult life
Really? how? the monotony and loneliness really get to me. I just feel so unfulfilled, like I'm pissing my life down the drain. Any tips on how I can better spend my time as a NEET.
I was lucky enough to have made new friends that year. I would wake up around 8 or 9 in the morning, have some coffee and chill in bed, watching porn or sitcoms from the 80s, my mom would go to work at 10, I'd get out of bed, either make breakfast or go get some by myself or with a friend, maybe go for a walk, see some cute girl and sperg out while trying to talk to her, get home, shitpost a bit, then around 5, it was time to go to the boxing gym and spar with some Mexicans for an hour.

When night came around, my friends and I would meet up in someone's backyard and we'd smoke weed and drink until we'd fall asleep. I'd crash on my friend's couch, get up and go home, rest for an hour or two and repeat it all over again.

I was broke as fuck with only a few hundred dollars in my bank account but I was happy and worry free.
>Any tips on how I can better spend my time as a NEET.
The only advice I have is get some friends. I know that's not helpful. Maybe join a martial art like I did. It was a good and productive way to spend time and even though I don't box anymore, I'm still friends with those guys.
Oh so you had a social life, that must be why it was such a pleasant time for you. For me it's rather depressing, I still have one friend and a couple of acquaintances at least.

The other night I went to a club downtown and was surprised that a lot of really hot Stacy tier girls were dancing with me. Maybe it was the MDMA they were on? I don't get it. I wouldn't know how to initiate anything with them anyway so I didn't do anything.

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tfw no cute diaper gf who i can complete coloring books with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaqdY88maHg
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Diapers are (originally) the best
Yeah, maybe. I think it's because they got there most attention as a child or because they don't like the new sexual attention they get.
Or maybe they were abused as a child.
Or worst of all, they just like it.
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trurly the most patrician fetish
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tfw no daddy to pway w/ and change me and be my caretaker

I've given up looking desu it's so difficult
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come on, have more self respect than that

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