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>vibrator was dead when i was about to beat my shit
>mental breakdown so bad i tried cutting off my arm and ended up in the hospital on a 72 hour psych hold
holy fuck dude having bpd is literally inhuman why the fuck did i do that
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>>84003931
what kinda vibe you got bro

>>84003943
that shit made thigns soooooooooo much worse for me, genuinely so much more unstable
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>>84003931
>mental breakdown so bad i tried cutting off my arm
pics or didnt happen
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>mild inconvenience
>start yelling about how if I had a gun I'd paint the fucking ceiling with my brains
>start smacking myself in the head with an open hand
I gotta stop smoking so much weed, the withdrawals make me too mad
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>>84003931
what's the problem with dating a boy (me) and using his cock as dildo instead? please enlighten me
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how fucking raped do you have to be to get put in 72 hour hold over a god damn vibrator nigga come on suicide attempts are only for when the hoes try to leave

Any longtime user of this board will know about the schizophrenic man known as Rad. He often posts about the girls he cyberstalks, and about the avatar movie he is creating on his own in microsoft paint. What are your thoughts on this longtime user of our board?
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>>84003961
I think he's a fucking schizo, just ignore him.
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i feel like such a worthless ant compared to rad
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>>84003961
im lwk looking forward to the movie, the animations were cool
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>>84003961
Annoying but still far better than most posts which are just racebait.
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>>84003961
I thought he was annoying before but after seeing his avatar drawings, I am legit impressed and hope he ends up doing that avatar animation.

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Being a male hapa has to suck

>small penis since its dominant allele
>short
>asian looking

Ur essentially a failed male
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>>84002596
It's dominant? I thought it was recessive. This is very unsettling.
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>>84003311
Nice digits u got
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>>83999327
It's all luck based. U either get the right alignments to be chad or u don't
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>>83999278
Markiplier also has an asian mom though
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The conclusion I've reached from this Winter Olympics is that the inevitable WWIII showdown between the USA and China will end up being another Chinese civil war to decide who holds the Mandate Of Heaven, but this time for the entire globe. On one side will be America or the Western Han (forma la enmuttificio creatura de nuevo mondo forma de hapa blancos y juedecioaso), and on the other side China or the Eastern Han (forma la enmuttificio creatura de progenititos de mongolo-hunnico violacion)
t. full chinaman

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I am Diapersexual.

also I am trans
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>>84003833
It's cute though.
Cuteness overload.
Squishy diapees <3
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>>84003717
Why are troons so gross? It's like you're just trying to be nasty and have convinced yourself being a filthy degenerate is somehow sexy just bc no real afab would ever touch your nasty little peepee. You are a monument to the worst response a human being could have to such mundane difficulties.
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>>84004191
>bawwwwww diaper trannies make me cry
grow up manchild
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>>84003717
sorry troon, diapers are only cute on real women
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>>84004328
not really
it's only cute when they have a soft floppy penis <3

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do women go for this body type?

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Ask an ex robot anything
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>>84004205
>Ask an ex robot anything
When are you going to get the fuck out now that you aren't a robot anymore?
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>>84004222

I'm from Eastern Yuropoorland. I've been to the US and Asia, and I've seen that misery is the default human condition, in a way that makes me feel a bit of kinship with other people. Most of them become assholes because of it; some, instead, can understand you through it. Their understanding pushed me toward a better path.

One day in my hometown, some dudes tried to mug me for my cellphone. I was dragged by the hair on the asphalt, crying for help. There were fathers with their children turning their heads away from me. Then Chad McThundercock appeared and scared the dudes away. I thanked him and never saw him again in my life.

I was lucky to have some people be kind to me. I know many will never have this luxury. I don't have the courage that Chad had, but I try to be as brave as I can.
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>>84004205
Why did you come back
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>>84004225
Got a small place of my own, a car a job and a stable relationship.

And...therapy. Apparently some shrinks can still do their job. Never put me on any medication.

However it was a slow and consistent grind. I was not able to get therapy each time but i never truly stopped. It was painful , it was humiliating, i had to learn things like basic hygiene as a fully fledged adult but...in the end it brought me here. It's a good place to be. Happiness comes and goes, but even when i have a really bad day i still "function" as an adult (IE don't skip work , sleep , meals or showers...still mantain contacts with people ecc...)
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>>84004346
Becuase in my naivety i want to tell you guys that you are not doomed and even in these sad times there is hope for all of you

Mens advice to other men:
>dont date a woman that has kids
>dont date a woman that is tall
>dont date a woman thats chubby
>dont date a woman thats over 25
>dont date a woman that has a career
>dont date a woman that has had sex before
>dont date a woman with a low sex drive
>dont date a woman that has a high sex drive
>dont date a woman that likes to travel
>dont date a woman thats an anti social shut in

Also men:
>wahhhh why cant i meet anyone
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>>84000347
>having kids
a choice
>tall
Caring about muh height is for women. Only women do that shit
>chubby
a choice
>over 25
literally everyone is under 25 at some point retard. You chose not to take advantage of your youth while you still had it
>career
I dont even get along with MEN who obsess over muh career. Its the number 1 sign of a brainwashed corporate normalfag slave
>low sex drive
obviously men want sex dumbass
>high sex drive
Most men PREFER this as long as she isnt fucking 7 different guys at the same time lmao

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>>84000877
>Are you a virgin?
No.
>Will you remain one for your wife too?
I deflowered my future wife already.
>Will your marriage be arranged?
No, cause I don't live in some third world shithole.
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>>84001588
Even the elites arent actually loved by their women. Gates and Bezos are just betabuxxers. Both of their wives even divorced them so they could have access to all their billions without having to fuck them once a week lmao
As a man you will literally NEVER be loved unconditionally
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>>84000347
My advice to other men:
>don't date a woman
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>>84000347
You were supposed to meet someone in childhood or teenage years that you eventually marry. If you didn't do this then you're fucked for the rest of your life.

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What's wrong with ugly guys simply winning over her in the long game?

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>"Your wife is one lucky woman!"
>"I bet your wife loves you so much!"
>"Why aren't you wearing your wedding ring, anon?"
I'M NOT FUCKING MARRIED
WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME I'M MARRIED
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>>84002986
I'm 28 this year
When my parents were my age, they had 3 kids already
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>>84002975
Yeah, at a certain age, if you're not just an actual drooling retard with very obvious defects, everyone just assumes you have kids. I'm almost 40 and people always assume I have children if they don't already know me.
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>>84002975
After certain age you are expected to have a family, people don't assume that you failed in life like you did
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>>84002962
This is a sign! You NEED to get WIFED!
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>>84003046
I thought you were late 30s or 40s.

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Be honest: Do you think you'll ever be happy?
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Well, at least I'm happy that I'm not a nigger dick obsessed out of shape jeetcel like OP.
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>>84001322
I already am.

hoorah
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>>84001322
No. I'm coping with the fact that I'm 20 and I'll never get the chance to live life.
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>>84001322
I have experienced happiness and contentedness so I have no reason to doubt it is possible.
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>>84001322
What do you get out of spamming this shit everyday?

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When toilets claim you're ignoring their "social cues" this is what they're actually referring to.
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>>84004195
You could flick the bean in front of the moid and he still wouldn't detect it as a signal. They are broken.
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>>84004154
this. Every other post in this thread doesn't know how women, especially tiktok girls, work.
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>>84004283
Low effort bait, but genuinely if a random ass girl starts masturbating infront of you how are you supposed to know why she's doing it because of you.
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>>84002764
Her "social cues" are no different than a woman who wants to be left alone. Dude just wants to work out, not play stupid mind games.
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>>84002764
This and that thing they do when I guy stands next to them on treadmills are annoying as fuck

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It's all starting to get to me a little bros. Everyone is so mean all the time now
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My mental health is shit.

Everyone gave into the dark side of their souls. Thomas Hobbes and Milton warned against tbis
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>>84003644
we can help make the world a little less mean by being nice ourselves even when the world is bad
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>>84003837
I try to stay strong like Pete
but it is difficult in a world that seeks to destroy everything
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>>84003644
Yeah, it will only be meaner if youre mean back however. Staying kind is best although difficult
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>>84003644
That's the easiest way to get attention, so of course a lot of people on the internet will be mean.

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it's sunday edition
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>>84004157
i dont have heroin so im just goingto swallow a whole 30 pill xanax bottle and chug 2 vodka bottles and lay with my head upwards
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What amount of heroin powder injected do you think would kill a grown adult who never used heroin before? Are there any sources that show dosages for something like heroin?
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>>84004201
I'm not feeling shit. I think the suboxone in my system is blocking it. I wish it would gtfo. Its been over a week
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>>84004201
I shoulda figured that after all the fake Magic Mushrooms shit people would start making fake ketamine.
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>>84004324
Its not supposed to be like ketamine I don't think. Google says its used for pain. I think its just a branding thing

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If you're gonna mandate age verification, fine, but why not use a device-based method to do it? Simply mandate legally that companies like Apple, Google and Microsoft must implement a stage at some point during the setup process that asks the user if they are an adult setting the device up for themselves, or their child, or if they are a minor setting the device up themselves and if it's the latter two the device behaves a little differently. Doesn't show porn, doesn't allow more than a few hours of usage per day, doesn't allow you to message people your parents haven't added to your contacts for you, gives your parents constant insight into what you're doing in your devices, etc.
It's basically just legally mandated (or at least incentivized) parental controls. Same effect without collecting everyone's most sensitive information and storing it in an unsecured database in who the fuck knows where, Azerbaijan. Why not just do that instead?
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>>84004028
They can also store it, say they're not storing it, and make a shitload of money selling it to data brokers or government agencies. And even if they don't store your info, sending your ID to random porn sites across the web is OBVIOUSLY terrible opsec. What's to stop a man-in-the-middle attack? What about phishing scams?
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>>84003975
>takes dad's phone and commits a mass viewing of 30 pornographic pictures
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>>84004048
>And how will the device know?
Is it viewing your material?
This isn't difficult to pull off. Even Windows Vista had really effective parental controls that could automatically block porn sites, and this was all the way back in 2008. I didn't even see porn for the first time in my life until age 19.
>Your information is already being collected. ISP bills have a name and address attached to it, ISP logs your traffic, facebook and twitter definitely log your traffic. I hate it, but you need to give up such notions.
This is not a reason to willingly implement even more surveillance on top of that.
>The idea is that per our current legal system, there is still the vaguest notion of doubt or privacy. "No, this comment wasn't made by me even if that's my IP. Maybe someone hacked me idk. Maybe it was my sister. You can't prove it was me."
>This is why they have to collect your devices to search them if you get dinged for CP instead of them just arresting the entire house, as well as why they hate encryption.
>But a device locked to a personal ID? gg
>Enjoy being locked up UK style for criticizing a politician or policy.
I mean, yeah. That's why I hate these policies.
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I think the best solution is to make porn illegal entirely. It's bad for you, it doesn't help anyone, it facilitates rape and abuse, it gives you ED age can lead to Alzheimer's. You don't need it, nobody does, especially kids. Plus there's no privacy violation if porn is unilaterally illegal for everyone.
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>>84004082
Not actively unless you bought tampered device or using windows 11 or something.
But the intent of the post was, the device itself (not the operators of the network) only know if porn is on screen if it's matching a site or has some image recognition / AI thing constantly analyzing the screen.
Which is why the windows 11 thing of "sending screenshots of screen periodically" is pretty terrifying in concept.
>>84004193
Said parental controls only work on specific sites. It's why Texas has the porn ban but it in practice only blocks pornhub and xhamster and not the thousands of other porn sites.

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We matched on bumble like 2 days ago and the next day, my horny brain derailed our first phone call and it led to phone sex. She had an orgasm and now she really wants to meet with me

I feel unprepared and that having sex just might lead to more problems than it is worth. I am really craving sex. It's been about a year since I had any and I miss the feeling of a vagina on my face. That's about it for why I would want to go through with this

She is pretty chubby, but I like chubby girls so it isn't that big of a problem. She might be clingy and she responds to my snapchat messages within like 5 minutes and I don't want a girl I have to respond to every 15 minutes. One of my biggest fears in life is accidentally letting my dick do the thinking and getting a girl pregnant unless I am interested in her as a long term partner and I am financially prepared; neither of those things are checked off and this is by far my biggest concern. There have been multiple times where I was in bed with a woman and subtly panicked after blowing my load, even when we weren't having penetrative sex, because I was afraid of any semen going into her

What else is getting at me is that I really just see her as a piece of meat. I had an early sexual encounter as a 5 year old with a similarly aged girl and it led to me growing up hypersexual and probably is why I have an addiction to eating out women. I feel like going through with this, a date with a girl that I almost certainly have no real interest in besides getting her in bed, is just going to make it harder for me to find a special girl and get a real meaningful relationship that isn't ruined by my past
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>>84004004
Id rather be single that fuck a chubby girl. ive done it in the past and i can hardly keep my boner. they just arent sexy.
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>>84004115
I've been told by the girlfriend of a really good friend that I look really nice, but she was a good friend to me before they got together so she might be biased
I've also been told by some tinder matches that I have really striking eyes but I am not sure if those were the ones that actually led to a date so maybe they were just being nice

I don't think I am ugly, but I don't think I look that good compared to a lot of other men
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>>84004004
If only they invented some kind of device you could put on your dick to catch the semen so you don't get a girl pregnant
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>>84004155
I've never had penetrative sex without a condom but I still get that anxiety
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>>84004039
>Chad
Lol, there are guys who complain about going a few weeks without sex


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