Today I met this this guy while attending Easter church service with my family. He needed gas and money for food (or dope) and I could tell he was tweaked out the game. He lived in his car and brought out this sword from the backseat and offered to sell it to me. He told me to try it out and we cut some water bottles in the parking lot of the church until our pastor told us to please stop. It is actually very sharp and weighs like what the weight of a non-ornamental sword would be. He sold it to me for $25 (he originally wanted $45 but I talked him down) I don't think it's an authentic katana, but there;s this dude 45 minutes outside of my city who runs a Bladed Weapons store has the experience and tools to actually determine whether it's authentic or just an imitation, but he's charging me $30 to do it because he has to remove the hilt and guard then put it back on. If it's real (which I doubt) then it could be worth some money. If not, then at least it is very sharp and maybe I can learn battojutsu and be like fucking Kenshin or something.
>>84301576It's not real you retard, however it's still a great deal for $25. The crackhead must have really needed his fix. Anyway, you're retarded. Enjoy the sword.
>>84302056>do you have a lot of experience in training or studying Japanese sword fighting?I've trained and competed in Kendo and trained in different Kenjutsu schools, and have studied a lot and even taken minor courses in Japanese history, with my focus being on their martial arts. I consider myself pretty knowledgeable of what the actual image of the samurai was like, along with their fighting arts. >Do the martial arts that the samurai actually utilize still exist today, or is it all a bunch of fags in kimonos and decorative swords LARPing?Majority of it is either LARPing and training in schools that never existed in fighting styles that never were a thing like ninjutsu. (Ninjas were never actually a thing and Ninjutsu is a modern creation) The other lesser half of "martial arts" trained were never used not by fuedal samurai but created by Japanese nationalists in the early 20th century. Throughout the history of the ever-evolving samurai caste, they were really opportunistic and used whatever weapons and tactics helped them win. The concept of "bushido" was nothing really like being noble and chivalrous and was mostly about being badass and brave on the battlefield and killing enemies. The 1-on-1 duel, which really started becoming a thing in the early Tokugawa era, probably found its origins in the recorded traditions of mid or high ranking samurai sometimes calling out a rival samurai by loudly announcing who they were and loudly issue a challenge right in the middle of a battle. They'd use full names and titles and who they were vassal to and all that. Then they'd fight and the winner would often collect the losers' head. Pre-Tokugawa samurai really liked collecting heads and would even display the heads in their households. While samurai are culturally known as swordsmen, they really used whatever weapon got the job done. Early samurai, before the development of the more modern nihonto/katana were primarily cavalry archers. cont.
>>84301576no katanas are authentic but if it's spring steel and full tang (the blade and handle are one piece of metal) you got a good deal
>>84301638they still make katanas in japan>>84301576it's not realcool toy though
>>84302156cont. Their association as swordsmen probably started during the Muromachi era when the wearing of two-swords "taisho" became essentially the symbol of the samurai caste and only samurai could wear swords like that. In combat they'd fight with any weapon that suited them and were not just strictly swordsman or even specialized in swordsmanship at all. However, according to records by foreign sources who have encountered the samurai during these time periods, their swords were known for being very sharp. Mongol, Goryeo, and Yuan sources all cite the sharpness of japanese swords. This probably helped add to the samurai's fondness for collecting heads. Sengoku-era Samurai became gunners and riflemen. The main weapon on Sengoku era battlefields were guns and lances/spears. Even Miyamoto Musashi, who is famously depicted as a swordsman, kind of used whatever weapon he could, and recorded duels have him fighting with oars, wooden swords, two swords, one sword, spears or even by throwing sand or dirt in his opponents eyes. The peacefulness of the Tokugawa era offered more specialization and also kind of allowed the samurai class to "chill out" for lack of a better term and become more culturally adept rather than just being ooga booga warrior clans fighting for dominance. This is believed to be the time period where intricate 1-on-1 duels became common, the issues of challenges (with origins in the battlefield calling out) were staples and the focus in martial arts aptitude and education became really high. Samurai became sort of "snotty" in this period and also samurai can be anyone related to samurai like grandma, kids etc. It was a social class more than a warrior "position" or job. The closest you can get to fighting how the samurai fought is judo, kendo, or kyudo. You will not get good at fighting without full-contact live sparring. All modern Judo did to jujutsu is remove the weapons/armor element, (there's little evidence of much striking) cont.
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Why are so many incels stacysexual? Get some perspective and admit that you don't deserve anything more than a 5/10 at the very most.
>>84301279Nigga I do not give that much of a fuck as long as the girl isn't repulsive. That's all I ask for. I've dated really cute girls and have been disappointed by their personalities; the way they use sex to control things, the way they avoid discussing relationship problems, etc. I just want someone that loves me
>>84301381It's definitely not our looks, nor our financesStacies see something in us that other women don't apparently
>>84302134I'm pretty sure that stacies (or more realistically for me NOT sub 3 women aka the average girl) are just nicer and don't have the same vindictive self loathing that gets projected into loathing for sub 5 men. Seriously when is the last time you've seen a landwhale with an uggo bf
>Why are so many incels stacysexual? Get some perspective and admit that you don't deserve anything more than a 5/10 at the very most.Absolute horseshit. Many of us just want a looks-match that's loyal.The problem is that they only want Chad; hence the male inceldom boom.
>>84302134They have princess etiquette and know how to interact with us proles and rubles...And yeah, they are fun to talk to...
Tell us about your wizard lives. Any wisdom you want to pass on to us? Like how to outsmart the kikes and whatnot? You do have SOMETHING to offer us right? It's okay if you don't have anything, just vent here so we can learn from your mistakes
>kikeBlaming something without actual action means jack shit. You are not outsmarting them. It's best to ride the wave to minimize the negative effects on you.>uncThe other people I know who used this term prior were niggers in the early 2010's.>>84301816This so fucking much. Everytime I go get a cleaning, I need a filling done. My dentist showed me an x-ray if my last one, and only four have nit have fillings. Each one has cost me on average $300. Thankfully my dental insurance reimburses about half of it. Dental pain is one ofvthe fucking worst pains there is. Fuck why did absesses have to hurt so much?>>84301823>being a cancer on societyYeah, we already know. You are cancerous enough on 4chan and it's easily implied you are IRL.
>>84301831Nothing you're likely to know about, and it's hardly impressive. Just a very sad realization, that things I convinced myself were harmless ways to spend an evening ended up being so significant against the backdrop of my forgettable life.
>>84301848>IRLI have no actual body though. I am not a human, I am a phenomena, I am the screams you hear at night, I am the monsters in your closet, I am an idea, a bad horrifying idea.The next time something bad happens to you, remember that I did that.
>>84301634For some reason this sounds like a thread I'd make, kek.>>84301887Take this amefag
>>84301634hello, alphazoomie. you want my wisdom, eh? let's see..... i turned 26 recently, im financially stable because i focused in school and career, i visit a psychiatrist and take medication, yet im an incel who hadn't had friends, platonic or romantic relationship with a woman for a very long time. i'd say, finding a partner should be your top priority. don't be me who's figuring this stuff out now. you should hit the gym while your body is still flexible.
Question for foidsShould I shave my twink ass?
you are the same poster that made a thread every day for like 2 weeks straight about posting your anus
>>84302047It wasn't that much but yeah it's hot
>>84302019So gay men can assfuck you? Follow your cock faggot.
>>84302167No!It's just for aesthetic
Welp, if I'm lucky, I'll be able to make 40 hours again this week. I wonder if SIsyphus ever stopped to think about how much time had passed since he was condemned.
I'll be lucky if I make it to 40 years
>>84302169I've made it to 37. Not entirely sure why or how. There's a guy who has been at this job since the 90s.
The sight of a lady's vagina hole makes me ferociously aroused.
>>84301908you can look at porn clips where women get fucked and they have a camera inside their vag. honestly vag doesnt even look like it feels much better than sex toys
>>84302092if your dick could reach your asshole thats where youd put it
>>84301908Her her titties growing from eachother?
I've had sex with 15 women and a vagina doesn't turn me on visually. I must be gay. Cumming in a vagina feels okay but drugs are easily better by an order of magnitude
>>84302173What about the smell? I'm a straight man, and the scent of other male bodies is gross, but sweaty (attractive) women smell like heaven. If I was female I'd be a lesbian, but I wouldn't actually want to be, cause then I'd have gross men bothering me constantly whereas as an unremarkable male I get left alone mostly.
I took a redpill in IbizaTo show Avicii that I'm based
>>84301885>AviciiHe wasnt based, he was a bluepill Swede
why are indians such repulsive creatures?
>>84301912i live in the west
>>84300281>be me>see good looking person>assume they're some flavor of european>talk to them>turns out they're indian>see ugly guy walk by>oh they're indian(they're not) >move on
>>84301985You're taking this shit too seriously m8. Anytime you mention being a jeet on 4chan, you're going to get shit and people are going to troll you. The only thing worse would be to tell everyone you're Jewish. I wouldn't be posting pics of your girl here.
>>84300281All I know is their women were created to be the play thing of the white man.
>>84302053She posted it herself and then decided to be a retarded bitch that hangs around older men alone, while claiming I'm trying to "control" her if she doesn't do that
girl I was talking to for two months ghosted me some weeks ago unexpectedly, she had a throwaway account so I didn't think I'd ever be able to find her again until I realized a screenshot she sent me had a friends notification and that's how i found her, she's matching pfps with someone so I guess that's that
>>84302083Post her account. Fuck it.
>>84302094My dumbass is still trying to salvage the situation, I don't get why she'd do thisWe had nearly identical interests and we both liked talking to each other
>>84302097>My dumbass is still trying to salvage the situationWhat situation? She cheated. There is no longer anything to salvage. I'm all for trying until there's absolutely no chance, but you are already there.
There's nothing to salvage, if she likes the other dude more theres nothing you can do. It sucks but thats just how it goes
>>84302097>We had nearly identical interests and we both liked talking to each otherFor some people, talking is tiresome even if it's with someone similar to you.
i miss my twink even though i never even got intimidate with him beyond hugging. he was the only guy ever who didnt treat me like shit, but maybe that was because we only knew each other IRL for such a short time. now i am with a guy who tells me what a nuance and burden i am all the time, while the twink probably sits at home unemployed, without cash because he blew it all on hookers and drugs. He never heald any leverage he might have had over me, over my head and that made my woman brain feel safe, with how much he knows about me he could easily destroy my life, but even though i kinda fucked him over he decides not to.
>>84302103yea those kind of stories usually dont go well neither did mine.Sorry that that happened to you
>>84302099ask him scardey rat i mean scardey cat!
>>84302120Life sucks, just how it is. I hope one day both of us can salvage an okay ending.
Were you his first real relationship? if so, then you probably ruined his perception of love.
>>84301890Yo I miss you Lynn you little shit
I want to kill myself but I'm scared
>>84301761I don't like myself & I agree with the people that also don't like me
>>84301684You should be, it is worse in the next life.
>>84301769So why not change yourself into someone you and those other people would like?
>>84301860Because hes a scared tran, give it time.
>>84301860Because I do not like those people so I don't want to change for them
wwyd if a girl loved you (that you dont love and arent attracted to) to the point of stalking your every move and then ended it through murder suicide via stabbing?would you find that intimate regardless of your attachment to her, or would it be scary to you to die without wanting to? how would you react in the moment that you were attacked suddenly? how would you react knowing there is someone trying to constantly watch you through any method possible?
>>84301264ah, alright then. mind telling me how you started being infatuated?
>>84300631maybe i should phrase it like a questionnaire in greentext form since anons here are too retarded to read a few normal sentences unless it's ragebait
>>84299967i don't want to be killed by anyone
>>84301974very astute answer anon!
>>84301511Since the moment we met. Literally in the first 5 minutes of our conversation, I knew she was all I ever wanted and all I would ever want.
waking up with your bf edition previous>>84273946>>84273946>>84273946
>>84301266>>84301390same anon?i understand the frustration about things you can't change being an issue its awful. however would you rather people lead you on despite being uncertain about that or avoid getting disappointed early?
>tfw prince of the manlets height
>>84301495same height, wanna make out?
>>84301500ok but be warned i'm not a good kisser and will just jam my tongue into your mouth
>tfw no soft spoken bf
I asked ChatGPT to generate a picture of the ideal woman based on dating site statistics and it generated this pic.Thoughts?
>>84301503post a picture of her back
>>84301819For my sanity I choose to believe this is AI
>>84301906>sanitywhy?
>>84301819If East Asian women had fat distribution like this, we would've put white women in camps by now.
>>84301503i agree with the image
