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you WILL suck the neopenis, fembot
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>>76834145
i will not
it just looks so sad
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>neopenis
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no kill yourself tranny faggot nigger kike die die dieeee nigger kill yourself faggot
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>>76834145
Ummm
What is that
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>>76834145
This single image is the final stage of liberalism. It holds every liberal belief wrapped snugly inside, and is the final summation of it's moral suppositions.

Look at it and despair.

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I fantasize about murdering my immediate family on a regular basis
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>>76832871
Any particular reason(s)?
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>>76832871
Try fantasizing about having sex instead.
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>>76832871
demon possessed npc, stay the fuck away from me!
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>>76832871
I have had this fantasy but only in the context of having to kill my family in order to gain godly supernatural powers from the devil and the contemplation of weather it would be worth it
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>>76832871
>Im le such a fricken schizo man I have le violent fantasies and intrusive thoughts Im so fricken craaaazy brooo
Fucking neck yourself Redditor faggot

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How you over thirty robots doing this weekend? I went a childhood friend's funeral on Thursday. He killed himself. I hadn't seen him in a few years. Please don't kill yourself.
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>was told being trans was a phase by anons back in 2014
>witnessed generations of troons pass me by while I lifted for hyperborea
>still want to be a girl but now I'm old fat and balding
Thanks assholes
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Lately I have been thinking about that maybe if I wouldn't have found 4chan or other similar internet forums with extreme content and had remained only on Facebook or other social networks that maybe it would have been better for me. For that to happen I would have had to have born a little later because when Facebook and social networks existed because when I was growing up there was only internet forums. But then I realize that even if that were the case and I had remained only on Facebook, as I have always been interested in politics that I would have found some link to 4chan or someone talking about it and I would have ended here anyway.

Have you thought about this?
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>>76834258
I'm actually grateful to have found 4chan, as toxic as it is, it is far, far better than being one of those mindless brainwashed normies on FB. Another great bonus about 4chan is just being able to vent without filter, something you cannot do anywhere else.
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Anyone manage to salvage their lives in their late 20s/early 30s?

I've practically wasted my youth focusing on getting a degree to maximize my earning potential only to realized I've missed out on all the socializing at uni and pursuing my own interest. I keep telling myself I'll start doing xyz once I hit milestone abc but never manage to get to it due to external circumstances.
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>>76834469
How do you know that all the conspiracies and all that stuff you read here is actually real? You can't, it's just endless speculation. To be honest I prefer being a normie that don't care about politics and live in my own bubble, even if you could know things the normies don't know because you read them here... can you do anything about it? No, you can't win against the masses of normies. So it's all a waste of time. A bunch of people on the internet aren't going to change what the majority of society thinks.

And about venting, is it of any use? No and the proof of that are threads like this where people keep repeating the same 4 things endlessly but nothing changes.

Yeah I like 4chan because here you have more freedom to say what you want but I think it's all a waste of time at the end. Give me a normie life with my job, girlfriend, children, friends and hobbies and I don't care about being redpilled or knowing about conspiracies and all that stuff.

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Generate your very own waifu using any AI generator you like.
Let her talk to the other waifus ITT.
Give her boobs that magically grow larger when other waifus talk to her.

https://waifus.nemusona.com/
OR
https://rentry dot co/waifu-local-guide

https://www.unstability.ai/
https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai
https://stablediffusion.fr/webui
https://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demo
https://pixai.art/
https://leonardo.ai/
https://bing.com/create

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Another Hana to 'umo the thread.
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>>76832988
hii Hanaanon :D

hope your plants grow well! Do show us if they do grow pretty :3

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>>76833088
>>76833245
>>76833851
also shiny thighs erotic
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>>76833895
Hi! Some of them are kinda big (a few inches tall) but a long way off from flowering. Although I think they're already pretty.
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Gonna find a model for stablediffusion
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Hi /aiwg/

>>76834197
Saeriah is here to help with the flowers

>"Phew, it's hot in here"

It's a greenhouse

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>finally a girl likes me
>she's a psychopath that wants to shove things up my ass
What did i do to deserve this?
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>>76834348
Female predator looking for her prey
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>>76834354
100% kek. and I bet she's right
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>>76834256
based let her do it anon
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>>76834532
Im not trans bro, i don't even look feminine at all I'm just young
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>>76834256
You should've responded by threatening to rape her.

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why would I expect there's an afterlife when I was nothing before I was born?
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>>76834102
I was the fastest swimmer in the class. What about you?
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>>76833686
Absolute flat-earther tier argument
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>>76832822
>I was nothing before I was born
Why do you assume this? What evidence do you have that makes you so certain that you were nothing before you were born?
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>>76832822
An article on possible mechanisms for how an afterlife might be possible:
https://alwaysasking.com/is-there-life-after-death/

A mechanism for how quantum immortality could work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65jdcvSOOjI
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There are many possible ways resurrection could be possible, like the ekpyrotic universe theory being true, open individualism, or this reality being a simulation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w13yLq16QiM
https://vitrifyher.wordpress.com/2018/03/31/the-many-possible-ways-to-resurrect/

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MEAGHAN!!!! I NEED YOU BACK MEAGHAN! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE AND I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOU MEAGHAN! DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE????
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>>76834218
Qrd on the story?
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>>76834247
rather not say. i consider limes a friend
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>>76834024
FUCK YOU MEAGHAN COME BACK. BITCH. DO THE NEEDFUL
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>>76834024
I wonder why she doesn't want to be with you
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>>76834261
I have been seeing this picture in OP for YEARS and have no idea

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Why don't femcels with small chests try to grow larger boobs? It'd increase your SMV and make it easier to find men, you'd feel more attractive, and it'd be a decently cheap hobby that has positive benefits.

Other women have done it:

>https://www.breastnexus.com/showthread.php?tid=27469
>https://www.reddit.com/r/nbe/comments/13jkci9/before_and_after_results_4_cup_sizes_noogleberry/
>https://www.reddit.com/r/nbe/comments/1asjvta/excellent_results_with_bovine_mammary_4_cup_sizes/

It's obviously a lot of work but it's not impossible. If I was a shy femcel, I'd do this until I had legit pair of DDs and then use online dating to get with a decent guy. Men hit the gym and take steroids to get bigger muscles, this is just the female equivalent.
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>>76833986
They are getting sex anyway if they want, so why bother?
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>>76834032
so many larping moids. I have ds and they only get in the way for like sports and I have to wear I good sports bra to run. there's no back pain and all the from ds
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Doesn't pregnancy lead to permanent breast growth too?
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>>76833986
i have 28DD tits and can reliably not wear a bra without it being too noticeable if they got bigger id probably have to start wearing a bra for sure so no thank you
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>>76833986
I'm not interested, I've heard and seen both my mother and my older sister complain about being too busty, so I hope I don't end up with huge udders.

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Why is this myth so popular, despite existing data?
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>>76834376
Women find 0% of men most attractive, 2% very attractive, 5% attractive and 93% unattractive
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>>76834376
The difference is that the men at the bottom don't have sex because they can't, while their female counterparts don't have sex by choice because of their hypergamy, which blows the fuck out of your bluepill narrative. Please stop pretending that men and women are the same. Men are willing to lower their standards, women are not.
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>>76834376
>despite existing data?
Which is actually the myth again?

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He may not be perfect, but the other guy's evil.
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>>76833423
Bloodbath
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>>76831797
these two people are actually the candidates?
how is this possible? how does this country not deserve to fail? explain this to me. do people really think we live in a representative democracy?
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>>76834328
Who would be a politically viable Democrat you would vote for?
Who would be a politically viable Republican you would vote for?
Your dream election with candidates that would actually win the primaries over existing candidates who both have presidential experience
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>>76834409
>Your dream election with candidates that would actually win the primaries over existing candidates who both have presidential experience
stfu
they are literally geriatric and delusional. joe can't speak without looking disabled. trump is a brain damaged celebrity. this shouldn't even be a fucking contest, i don't understand how anyone voted for them in the primaries. what were they thinking?
i would literally take any other democratic and republican candidate. christ christy, dean phillips, literally anyone who was willing to run and decided to step up. this isn't a monarchy you don't have to re-elect the people who were incumbent
it's like nobody promoted themselves for this election either. i hope biden gets elected and then dies in the first week or something. nobody over the age of 70 should ever have that job. it's gross incompetence. i think americans want someone without a strong agenda who just lets everybody relax and cools the political tension. someone who lets the government agencies carry out their missions without executive interference. but congress needs to be disciplined too so this can't work out
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>>76834459
I was just trying to add conditions that would prevent you from saying Nick Fuentes Vs Destiny is your dream election because Twitch steamers can't beat former presidents in a primary even if they are geriatric

has a family member ever caught you masturbationing
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>>76817231
Does this count?
>be me, around 14
>jerking off at 2am, sleepy
>realise I have no toilet paper handy
>stop and get up to go to the bathroom to cum in the toilet
>so sleepy I don't hear mom coming up the stairs
>as I exit my room I meet face to face with her, fully nude and with a raging erection
>she definitely saw but pretended she didn't
>instantly go limp and don't jerk off that night
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theoretically no but there was this one time they definitely thought they did, but i was actually just scratching my fuckin nuts while playing minecraft
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Friend Marry ("sister wives") Kick x2
Friend: Rarity, Rainbow Dash
Marry: Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle
Kick: Earth Pony scum
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>>76817231
Yes. Sorta.
I had that episode of the Simpsons where Edna is on stage naked but covered in balloons. I paused it at some point when she poses.
My dad enters the room, sees my tv, gives me this sly grin and then leaves.
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>>76817231
I wish you would get caught

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Why do women have sex with people they don't consider "real" partners but make guys they like wait?
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>>76834320
They fuck Chad on the first date (or just skip the date altogether and have a hookup) because they actually want to fuck him.
They make non-Chad work for it and pay out the ass in free dates and meals and only after he's dropped enough money will she MAYBE decided to finally reward him once.

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>duuude being 5'8" isn't that bad bro, it's like almost the average height (which includes old people and non-whites btw)
>middle schooler white girls towering over you is just like uuhhhh... in your head or something
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>>76834099
Idk.. I'm the same height as my bf and I'm not really into tall guys. It's not cute..
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>>76834244
how tall is your boyfriend? alsknfslkejgk
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>>76834099
being 5'6 in the usa is so painful
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>>76834170
Dating apps are the BEST metric on the values of women.
They show what women are truly like, without any filters or social pressure or fear of backlash.
The way women act on dating apps are their true personalities.
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>>76834163
Is white not an ethnicity?

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nucleate boiling

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>deleted
They knew.


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