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i want an abusive boyfriend who will literally hold my head underwater and use me and drag me by my hair and convince me to starve myself so i can be prettier for him
im not mentally ill am i
im so lonely ive been all alone for the past 18 years i want someone to love me and give me attention even if its painful and degrading
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same but gender reversed
can we abuse each other?
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>>68784011
I want to rape you, here's my discord- Toast#1072
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>>68783742
>get man to agree to be your abusive bf
>press charges for attention when you're bored of him or if he breaks up with you
not falling for your womanly tricks you witch
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>>68783742
You remind me of a girl I used to know from here. I hope you get over your problems. You didn't deserve to get abused.
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>>68784536
This wouldn't happen if you just killed her if she even thought about leaving you. If she gets "bored" she should understand that thats what she gets for signing up for a relationship like that in the first place.

Tarbert, Harris, Scotland edition
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>>68785363
>paul mccartney
corrr good choice, one of me ex's dad's was his fren, so they used to meet him at their place frequently. lucky sods.
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not feeling very well, might go back to bed soon
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>>68785206
Monkeys fear monkeypox.
Chickens fear chickenpox.
Do midgets fear smallpox?
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job centre toil in less than 2 hours lads

hate it but I don't mind getting free money, last appointment was over 3 1/2 weeks ago since I "missed" my last one so she (40 year old minimum wage work coach) is going to be angry with me.

but I have to go as I'll feel bad for missing out on free money just because I cant take 15 minutes of some minimum wage bint trying to embarrass me and make me feel bad.
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most famous person you've ever met?
i was once on live tv showing off me reptiles, met this pair of obscure tv presenters of whom you'll have never heard
met micka hakkinen, that was pretty cool
met... just about every nickleodeon presenter because i was always chilling there in the trocadero in london
met melissa joan hart, gave her some chocolates, wiped my dick on them first because i fancied her so much (i was 14, do not judge, i was an idiot, all 14yo's are)
erm, who else
brain isn't working, i'll get back to you

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mean mind needs sweet drops
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>>68785362
I know you love me, baby girl.
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>>68785411
HATE you
you hurt my feelings now go away
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>>68785434
Is it because I said the T word? I'm sorry I won't do it again. Let's reconnect.
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>>68785451
you called me the r-word and said i should kill myself
and you call me a cringe hole when i am the opposite of that
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>>68785463
I was upset because you ignored my questions. I didn't mean any of that. Didn't call you a cringe hole though.. I'm sorry anon.

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>14 year old brother now has a gf
>meanwhile I'm 29
I am seriously considering therapy to figure out what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>68784578
Therapy can help; it did a lot for me. I had an abusive relationship in my early 20s and it really fucked me up for a while. I recommend a clinical social worker over a psychologist if you get the choice. Psychology is reddit and tries to make everything a brain disease that you can do nothing about, social workers are more open minded and actually helpful (just my experience)
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>>68784631
>i had one 3 years ago
Fuck off normalfag.
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>>68784631
So you have had a gf before. You are more of a normalfag than most of us. Get the fuck outta here.
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>>68784578
For me it's because I don't want children and most women have awful personalities + women are socially more powerful than men... Yeah, nah.
It's like a honeypot scheme.
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>>68784578
Just look around at your life retard

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How did Undertale become so popular in Japan? The game is in English and most Japs are notoriously bad at it. Was the game translated there? I've heard Korean and Japanese are the only languages Undertale has been translated in.
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>>68785310
>why did an earthbound inspired game became popular in the country earthbound is from?
gee i dont know...
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>>68785310
>Was the game translated there?
Yes.
Which makes me wonder if a western property getting popular in Japan requires aligning with a lot of Japanese sensibilities, or just having a translation. I really want to know.
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Also Koreans seem more open to American media, reference, sense of humor, even internet memes, than Japanese ever do
>>68785330
There's hundreds of Earthbound inspired wetern made games and thousands of Japanese inspired games in general, and very few of them make blips in Japan
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>>68785433
>very few of them make blips in Japan
very few of them make a bleep anywhere
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>>68785310
The gameplay is horribly dull, graphics are shit, and the overall story/message is liberal CNN pearl clutching BS.
Don't understand the game's hype

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>AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>GETTING SEX IS SO EAZEEE BROO AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

fuck this website
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>>68783271
Most are fucking hideous and smell like shit
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>>68783697
You should be able to look past that and fuck a Kurast Zealot, though.
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>>68782447
What do you mean "biologically"? The ease of getting sex mostly depends on culture, not biology. It has been vastly different for different people throughout history. Some societies have treated it completely casually where everyone has sex with everyone, some societies has been strictly monogamous where a man would probably get a woman but only one in his entire life, some societies would have the top men in the tribe breed with all the women and the other men would get nothing. And some societies flipped the role of men and women.

The only purely biological factor in the ease of getting laid would be rape; how men are physically stronger than women and can thus force themselves upon them if there is no rule of law or other men to stop it.
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>>68782403
When people have a full compliment of being able to form social connections with other people, it just happens. That's why normies are so flippant about it, it's like you interact with a given group of people some of them are you friends and some of them you have sex with.

Thing is a lot of people don't get that, either because of their early experiences, or social difficulties from autism or whatever, and it makes the shit seem complicated impossible. People take a normal and well-adjusted upbringing for granted when in reality it's a huge advantage and not having it disrupts so many things.
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>>68782842
>just say something!
Holy fuck, please let's see some examples.

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How do i get gf i can abuse without consequences?
Make her enjoy it eventually if possible?
I am sadistic and i hate women but i am also tired of being lonely. I wanted to pretend to be normal for long enough but women are scum and don't deserve any mercy.

I used to bully rape victims on the internet which was fun but nothing serious ever came from it.
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>>68785083
Nice system shock reference. I dig it.
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yuggy
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>>68785083
19 f here
I would love to be your gf
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>>68785083
be chad or find a severely mentally weak woman who you can manipulate easily

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Just thinking about her spreading her cavernous cheeks. Releasing her noxious fumes into the atmosphere.
Perfection.
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>>68782291
> She killed her ex-husband you know.
Fucking what elaborate
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>>68782291
Did she sit on him? If so, best death ever.
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>>68783201
>>68783170
She stabbed him or something.
and also just an all-around idiot.
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>>68784256

I remember years ago hearing about how her relationship with her boyfriend was abusive, and she ended up leaving that guy finally. Maybe she got back together with him and married him like a big dummy.

I also heard she was in jail now, so that must be what that's about. Sad waste of beauty. She's way too hot to just be everyday trailer park trash, and to end up some country boy's slam pig.

Oh well.
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Big belly Wishgranter

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>upper sinus pressure pain again
>some pressure in ears too
>its like this every week even though im not sick
>no covid no flu no nothing
>drink water and take ibuprofen
>nothing helps

and im supposed to live like this until i die?
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>>68785029
Check your ears for impacted wax
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I've had excess mucus for a fucking year now
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>>68785138
I had the same for a while, interestingly it went away after I stopped consuming caffeine. After doing some research I think I had silent reflux triggered by caffeine and the mucus was my body's way to protect from acid in the upper airways
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>>68785079
>it isn't always visible externally.
Does it go the other way too? Looks deviated but is actually fine?
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>>68785060
Not him but I haven't and its been terrible for me, especially after getting covid 2 years ago. You people are so dumb that you don't get the vaccine symptoms are the same as covid.

What's your excuse, incels?
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I just want to hold hands and feel loved.
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>>68783415
That's a honey pot.
Enjoy getting put on a domestic terrorist/sex offender watch list.
You'll be sexting with a man, left unemployable, then thrown into prison.
Game over man.
Game over.
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>>68784276
disgusting pervert
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>>68783415
You cant lose your virginity through text
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>>68783432
funny how lolbertarianism only works in a 90%+ white areas.

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This is sasha grey at 18 years old getting gang banged
How common is this behavior?
I remember one girl from school who regularly went out with a guy in his 50s with his yatch and sucked him and his friends off.
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>>68784555
He's totally fapped to this one and the kne where she drinks her piss
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>>68780946
>How common is this behavior?
>literal porn star
Not common.

>I remember one girl from school who regularly went out with a guy in his 50s with his yatch and sucked him and his friends off.
I would not be surprised if this girl had a fucked up home life. Or was into hard drugs. I've known a handful of people who did shit like this and they always had something abnormal going on.
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>>68785283
Oh forgot to add that about half of the time people I've known have done stuff like this rape was involved.
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WHO FUCKING CARES
SHUT THE FUCK UP
BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT
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>>68780946
I participated in one gangbang. It was impromptu, in a large walk in closet, only 4 guys and the girl and it was over in 20 minutes.

I often spend half of my days inside of the bathroom, 2-6 hours per day.

I slightly turn on the water, sit on the ground, besides the bath and listen the water slowly fall to the bath. Its very relaxing. Sometimes accompanied by my phone or PC. Only way to escape the world.

My mother always screams at me to turn the water off due to high bills. But the only thing im worried of are potential neighbors hearing myself there. Unsure how loud it is for them.

I cant help myself. DAE?
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>>68784620
Would do the same thing at work. I remember one time spending hours straight in the bathroom tripping on mushrooms at work. Fun times.
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>>68784659

MyNoise dot net - Play around with it some. you may thank me later.
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>>68785286
Fountain are awesome. Once I have been to a city where they had one outside and even one inside of a mall. I just sat there.

I bought a small indoor fountain, but unfortunately I barely heard it. I had to use a few coins to make it louder, but it still wasnt as loud.

As for the water usage, it doesnt seem that huge. I only use cold-water and last year bill amounted to around $60. For 12 months. Mother is still pissed but you know, shes serious about the entire usage. Even screams at me when I leave the LED lights on and am not in the room. I mean, i cant blame her, but meh.
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>>68785364
Wow, thank you.
>>68785349
Crazy. I wish I could disappear just like that. ;D
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>>68785286
Im now sitting inside of the bathroom for like 3 hours already, the water hasnt even half-filed the bathtub yet. For instance, i have an empty bottle of cola - 1liter. It took 3 minutes and 30 seconds to fill it. I have no idea how they measure the water usage, especially if its this low.

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Before you is a simple test.
Please answer it to the best of your abilities below.

Thank you.
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>>68785048

it is a trick because you would instinctively think the box due to knowing the marble is in the box, but you have to see it from her pov to get the answer right ie a trick question, the first answer is based on a ruse setup but the riddle master
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>>68785136
>you have to see it from her pov to get the answer right ie a trick question

This is kind of an autistic way to think about it ngl
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>>68781235
The ball is in the box? Why the hell would she look in the basket?
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>>68781235
Going by text alone, Sally would obviously check her basket, but the illustration indicates that putting the marble into her basket creates a bulge. So, she might be able to discern right away that the marble isn't in her basket. But, nonetheless, she would probably still check her basket first.
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>>68781235
She'll look in the box as the blanket has been moved, you're all dumbfucks.

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>take IQ-Test
>Doctor says he won't tell me the results as to not mess with my self esteem.

what does this mean?
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>>68785382
it means he doesnt want to spoil you and you to develop a bad character and become conceited and narcissistic because you scored too high on your test
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>he says youre smart
>you get ego
>he says you are big retard
>you get sad
based doctor going above and beyond expectations for his patients health

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Mass Shooter Edition

Babby's First MBTI Test:
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MBTI 101:
https://www.myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/mbti-basics/
MBTI 102:
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types

DLC:
https://pastebin.com/ccs8sYUV (embed)
https://www.uclassify.com/browse/g4mes543/myers-briggs-type-indicator-text-analyzer
https://mbti-oncepts.tumblr.com/archive
http://keys2cognition.com/explore.htm

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>Your type
ISTP
>Do you write with your left hand, right hand, or either (ambidextrous)?
right
>(optional)Would you ever shoot up a school or public place if you were given the proper incentive?
No. But I'd like to witness one. (and surviving)
>(optional)How would you help/stop an active shooter, if given the chance?
Shoot them, give them a taste of their own medicine.
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>>68768600
>>68768615
I am better than you and you know it.

T. INTJ
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>>68785329
>T. INTJ
kek, how cute.
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>>68785299
>your type
INTJ
>your IQ
133
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I'm feeling sick, tired, not myself, foggy, bothered, cloudy impotent, incapeable, hollow, drifty, confused. I'm cold,white as a sheet, my stomach isn't happy and want to move as little as possible. None of this would usually be a problem and I'd ssleep it off, but I'm meant to be embarking on a great adventure tommorow morning to stay with my parents in roughly 20 hours, tickets already booked I just tried taking a nap and that was a swirling nightmare in itself, can't believe it was ... however long it was. I've lost track of time desu.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm feeling existensially lonely and I genuinely believe none of this would be happening if I had an ENTPfembot to hug and kiss sometimes. I mean I'd be celebrating my birthday with her for a start, so I wouldn't have to spend 11+ hours on public transport to have a belated birthday holiday with my parents




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