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I got a monster girl for Christmas edition
>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
Your first name maybe shown. Amazon by default doesn't share but third party items may.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.

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>neet for 2 years
>constant sleep schedule
No excuse anon.
Goodnight SS, I love you all~!
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I don't know but I will try https://www.amazon.es/hz/wishlist/ls/36JQRDL1JHHCK?ref_=wl_share
can someone buy me this dlc for fall guys?
I know it's an autistic and retarded game but I like to play it
I don't know what the fuck that shit says or even where .es is, but fuck off with that tranny/hole shit.

Who /STEM/ here? How's your job/schooling going? If you got a job, how much are you making?

For me it's 60k starting salary fresh out of college. Deciding to major in engineering at the end of high school feels like the single decision that saved my future.
I plan on doing English lit.
STEM here, graduated a year and a half ago
I had to take a job that was slightly outside of the scope that I wanted, but after 60 applications, I had no room to complain. Def not a bad job.
$50k/yr with benefits ontop.
CS here, got 94k offered rejected because of my fucking ego. Now nobody gives me that much and I'm still browsing jobs
Just did mediocre in an exam that I thought I was well prepared for and have lost all motivation or hope to continue studying for the next exam on Wednesday. Fuck online school.

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heroin coke and bitches
wooo wooo
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Yeah my kratom time is over and I already moved on to heroin and other hard opioids but I find it interesting that there are actually good kratom extracts
You can't spell "drug addiction" without "drug" fucking retard aminakoyum.
Question from a guy who only did Kratom once.
I dosed 2 grams of red bali and proceeded to puke and feel sick for a whole day. What can produce that kind of effect?
>Licked etizolam powder from tip of pinkie because no PG yet
How you feeling anon?
Fine, most I did was the equivalent of 1160mg of valium (pharma grad) so I'm no stranger to big ass doses like these.

Still, don't imitate me.

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Rei is running late for school: Day 487

Rei going for morning runs!
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Oh sorry! I just got confused.. I recently joined in on the fun too.
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We are all the Rei-anon, anon.
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Yes, and there's Amifren and a few others from the RDF, too.
There are two OP Reianons but we are all Reianon. We are legion and we are invincible. Asukacels can only seethe.
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Why the Asukacels even bother at this point, we can only wonder...

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>"O-ok Anon..b-but go slow ok? You know how tight my boihole is."

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Sex is the easiest thing to obtain if you actually know what you're doing.

There is no excuse for being an incel.
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Despite being hot, that shit is 100% photoshopped. Look at her shadow kek.
check her videos, she's legit
>walk into brothel
>find whore
>agree on price and services
>penetrate and settle accounts
m-marippe senpai??
>take your money
>free sex basically

what would you say the ideal weight for a 5'2 female is, im 115-117 pounds and feel like that is morbidly obese for my height but is that just in my head? ideally want to be 99 pounds.
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I wish I could, you seems like a sweetheart.
woah, completely forgot about that video, i can't believe i missed that reference, i'm a supreme dummy that's just that genuinely excited about pomegranates lmao. i gutted one yesterday, they're on my mind.

i've just started doing it, i'm not doing it for weight-loss but for the hunger-induced concentration (and also i always watch vids when i eat so it takes up a lot of time). and also eating the one meal is FUCKING AMAZING, i feel so good afterwards, at least i did yesterday i'm hoping that happens again today.

anyway, because i was already eating at a calorie deficit i'm not really eating less, so it's a fuckload of food (i eat anywhere between 1800 and 2200 cals 'cuz ya boy tall). my diet is prety shit too, so i'm not proud to admit what i'll be eaing, i'll just say that i gotta pick unhealthy stuff to pad up the calories :D (and yes, pomegranates will unironically be a part of it, i just gutted one for the first time in possibly years yesterday and it was great).
thanks for the fruit pun appreciation, but i'm actually out of fruit puns now...
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give me a chance anon
I wish I wasn't being serious but I literally cannot get hard for a girl any smaller than her. Once you go mega ultra super mordibly obese you cant go back. Be careful fatfag bros.
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Yeah it makes you feel really good desu, almost like a weird sort of high(?), at least thats how I'd put it lol

Being able to eat whatever the fuck you wanted and still being good is probably the best part imo lol
I'm not that tall though (like 5 foot 9ish) so I don't get to go all out :/
But yeah it's really comfy to just eat a lot of food and watch some youtube or something and still be losing weight. Probably the best way to lose weight lol, enjoy your dinner anon.

You better like your fucking pomegranetes lol

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Why do women hate autists but love psychopaths?
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Because men who show dark triad traits are inherently more dangerous and unpredictable, and women like a sense of danger.
The logic being that a dangerous man is likely to be stronger and has more potential to fight off other men in physical conflicts/protect the woman.
Also they like the 'beauty and the beast'/'Jane and Tarzan' narrative of knowing 'he's a tough guy but his heart is mine'.
An autist is generally more logical and puts all his cards on the table, as he treats his reproductive problem (the desire to have sex) as a logical problem to be solved. And this is not exciting or attractive for a woman.
maybe it's a matter of competence too, as mild psychopaths are generally very successful and focused in what they do, which is attractive if a guy has all his shit together.
I would like to hear some femanons' take on this
>inb4 wall of text
This man was born cursed
He seems pretty happy to me
To me, autistics aren't people, they're like a robot attempting to be human but still too alien to actually be human, and they make me want to kill them on instinct.
Maybe women sense this too, hence their disdain for obvious autists. But I guess it's also about how the autism manifests itself and at what severity. Like do they completely sperg out in every social setting or are they well adjusted with the autism only showing slightly.

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What is with the thread about what people want to do for a job? Why the fuck would you want to work? Being a NEET is ideal
too many wagies here now it scares me
Even NEETs are too much these days. Where are the real hermits who are socially retarded and never leave the house? And not because of covid or lockdown orders but we never left the house for years before all of this shit.

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Are there any subreddits you actually enjoy visting?

Mainstream/pop Reddit is trash, obviously.

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>hug your sister
>post results
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whats up with all this fucking nu-speak lately, I feel like a 70yo man trying to figure out what people born after 2003 are trying to say. whats a non-binary like do they not use 1 and 0 or something?
It's a fancier term to say "mentally ill"
You're wrong. It's a reference to that one nigger who got shotgunned by a couple southern white guys and when it blew up, news stations claimed the nigger was "just out for a jog." Hence "jogger"
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ahh gottcha, thanks for the clarification, I figured people saying stuff like "im non-binary" weren't very mentally sound but now I know it.
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>Read this thread
>only have a little brother and not seeing him that often

I just wish I had a cute little sister/affectionate older sister to hug.

My biggest fear is really missing out on stuff and it really hits me hard when Im reading this thread because well... I will never have any of these experiences ever.

I lost my boipussy virginity last night.

>meet guy off of tinder
>he wants me to crossdress
>i look very fem, pretty short and I am skinny and have long hair
>he comes to my apartment, I'm dressed in heels, panties a skirt and a cute tank top
>we talk for a bit and he starts making out with me
fast forward to sexy time
>butt already prepped beforehand, all he has to do is stick his dick in
>compare sizes hes like 3 inches bigger than me
>i give him a blowjob, the intoxicating and submissive feeling of the act makes me go insane.
>im hard af and move into doggy position and tell him to stick it in
>he does and my ass is stretched out by his cock
>kind of painful but feels very good
>i leak precum from my dick with every thrust he does

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Sorry anon. 30 days of no fap has me longing for a lover I can be cute and lewd with.
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Ive been doing NNN too, only an hour left here
>no bf to celebrate winning it with
5 and a half hours left for me here. It's funny, I'm almost tempted to keep my streak going just for the hell of it. I've been really horny though so I don't know how many more days I'd even get haha.
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Ive mainly got negatives from it all desu, like finding it harder to fall asleep and getting stressed faster
Pretty sure my dick is thicker but I've been trying to totally ignore it and any boners so I cant tell for sure
I just want to be able to coom and clear my head before being productive again, I've got nothing done this month
>blushes a lot
>soft body
>cooks for you
Sucks to hear that you got mostly negatives from it. I think it's helped a bit but I'm not really sure honestly. I feel more or less the same but my balls just always feel full and my cock feels really good when I get turned on. I feel like if I actually had an anon here who would let me unload on them though I'd be like a beast in heat lol.

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As usual, keep it classy
So the boy called in sick huh? what is the punishment for this time?
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sorry i want hers
i'm better dude
dear faillen
I dont want to post it out here, but you have found me before regardless and I will wait for you
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Suck my rum cock bitch

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i want to be a forklift operator
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tfw no colour blind bf ;_; hnnnngggg
I like my job loading trucks and after I graduate with my probably not very useful policy degree I expect to either stay or be very very sad that I have to leave.
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I want my responsibilities and the procedures to be completely unambiguous. I want a job people to expect me not to like, so I don't feel like I have to. And I don't want to deal with people.
So I applied to be an audio transcriber, sounds perfect since I can work from home.
I want to be self-employed/freelance in some sort of engineering/design creative way, or at least work at a cool place where the workload comes in spurts
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I want to be a mecha pilot who likes using his mech and doesn't ignore the obvious feelings of his childhood friend.

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Hey robots. Today I have a dilemma, I am trying to get work done but I end up spending the whole day playing on my Switch and surfing the net. Whenever I try to do work I end up getting scared due to the sheer amount even though it wouldn't take THAT long. What can I do to get my work done and not procrastinate?
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did you get diagnosed with ADHD or have you just been self-prescribing adderall?
why does "I made a friend today" work but "I made a girlfriend today" doesn't? I don't get it am I autistic or just ESL?
I don't have ADHD I just suck at managing time
it works fine, its a little bit of a strange way to say it but its the same meaning the other anon was just making a joke.
I was diagnosed when I was 10, I didn't take any medicine for it cause I was scared of getting addicted, I thought if I just put my mind on things I could overcome it, and to a degree that was true. But here's the thing: would you rather overcome 30 distraction urges to complete a homework in an hour or just sit and do your homework? Aderall made it so that if I want to do something, I just do it, my mind doesn't work against me at every single productive attempt, it just lets me do it instead of interrupting with: "hey, you should just get up and walk circles instead lmao", idk anon I just wanted you to consider that it might not be your fault, have you tried therapy or something similar?

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