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i have been creating little cartoon versions of me via ai for hours now. picrel. why is this so addictive

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Cozy fall edition:
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>some retarded grindr hoe doesn't like me
I stay winning
That sadly doesn't meet my requirements. I would like a open hardware computer, meaning that it's schematics would be freely available too. That excludes a ginormous amount of devices, including the "Respects Your Freedom" GNU certified laptops for not even they are open source hardware. I really wished that there was a greater emphasis on hardware in the FOSS community, it's the underpinning of all the software you run, what good is an extensively free and privacy respecting program when the device it runs on has backdoors and has its operations obfuscated? This is pretty important stuff to me. I think I'd settle for some single-board computer in the end, but I heard of open-source hardware laptops existing too. To have an integrated circuit whose wiring you know and whose instruction set is open to the public is to me one of the greatest pleasures out there. But it's alright that not everyone feels that way, I try not to push it down people's throats too much, not everyone is as autistic as I am. Am I too much of a freetard anon? What do you think?
>anon is a fellow FOSS enthusiast
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>speaking of glowies
I wanna take this moment to address something that has been making me feel quite unnerved these couple of days. It's about your lecture on the government breaking wifi encryption. Could you explain it in detail to me anon? What is a SSL certificate? How do I know that I have them? When do they get installed on my machine? Is there anything at all that I can do to keep the baddies away from my network?
And here comes something related to this but a bit different: Can't I program a wifi encryption method that uses modern quantum-proof tech, and then encrypt a network with it? Like if a folder can be encrypted to not allow anyone without a key to decrypt it, why aren't my wifi connections treated in the same way? If they were treated in the same way the attacker would only have brute force as his method of attack, right? Please keep in mind that I am highly dumb, so don't use too many confusing words when explaining anon! Thank you in advance.
>anon is only two of those things
Aha, interesting... So I take it that you're living life on the edge secretly waiting for someone to take advantage of that and teach you a lesson? :3 Hehe fox taming is quite fun I think, wouldn't you agree anon?
>there's a place for chubby/hairy guys in anon's heart
Aww that is nice to know. I find my body gross and don't put in any effort to look better, so it's really nice knowing that I am fine enough to you as I am. With this kind of taste anon you will have a untroubled time finding a bf here I think. Props to you man!
Funsized hehe >:3
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>tfw want to have some booze but it's only 1220
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>anon is fine with either spoon
A very nice trait nony! This too will heavily aid in your bf acquisition. Are you in general this non-picky in life?
>anon's body after cleaning
Ouch... Maybe you should've taken a break or two in the middle of it? What did you all do? Do you do this regularly? I can relate I think. When I have to wipe the floor I get ridiculously exhausted too. Wish I could be a maid to you nony :)
>anon is hairy
I don't mind that, as long as you are the one taking charge that is :3
>anon doesn't go outside of r9gay
Same! :D
>anon is trying to fix a tablet
Did you do it nony? What part of it is broken? Who's the manufacturer?
Not bad at all nony. Quite a fun listen I think. Do you have more songs you like?

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does anyone else hear discord ping sounds in their head? im going fucking insane
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dont say thing like that..
I don't have a discord so no.
Probably addiction or something, stay away a bit more from the computer and you should be fine fren
whenever I play music while I shower I hear family members or random voices yelling through the door telling me to turn the music down, even when alone. I dont play music in the shower anymore not sure if schizo or ghosts
no not really i have every single server im on muted and i never get dms
i dont either but i still hear them

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Ah, I try again
I really appreciated how you were open and empathetic
And even too harsh about yourself... I wanted you to feel that...
I appreciated those chains of e-mails
But I fear that as of a couple weeks ago, all you were left with was a sense of abandonment
Anyways, I really wanted to share those story ideas and interact with you more
I feel so bad that you apparently deleted your own e-mail
A reply in the dark
Well, if you do have any doubts, it's still possible
I do have a discord even though I actually liked the e-mails better
I guess this is in a way just like sending e-mails, too
To everyone, and to no one
Please, though, think about what it is like for me to read and really be moved by what you wrote

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Be here ...

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I am DONE being a man, I'll become a femboy.So far,I have pink thigh highs,pink cat ears and a collar,and panties in my cart.What else should I add onto the list?
A rope
A gun with one bullet
A razor blade
A toaster and a bathub

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Femanons, is it true women don't have any hobbies? What are your hobbies?
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I don't have one, sorry. And thank you, you seem sweet too <3
do you have any other contact?
Yes, will an email do?
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>1st most played game i have
Same here, been playing tf2 since 2011 (have 2649 hrs) Was 11 when I started playing kek
But yea Femanon, we should play tf2 together sometime, it's almost Scream Fortress the best time of the year to play tf2 imo.
sure fren :3

Its actually crazy how easy is to dox some people knowing only their name, i tried it on some people I know and it was so easy, with one guy I found
>His adress
>What school he went too
>How much he makes
>His religion
>His sexuality
>His alergies
I could probably find bunch of more private shit and the funny part is that he probably doesn't realise how easy it is for everyone.
>Look myself up
>There's barely anything
Is that good or bad
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(You)r time would be better spent Lanzamaxxing than doxing.
cool, you're a 14 year old faggot who just figured out whitepages exists
/b/ is that way
Good, that's how it should be
How do I lanzamax? Do i need to get good at dance dance revolution?

>a-anon you don't hate that i'm a bit chubby do you?
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she looks like my weight and she should probably go to the gym and stop eating goyslop bc dudes hate that type of body and she's probably still a virgin

(proyecting lolz)
Nah a nice natural body like this is hot. I don't mind some stretch marks either. It's natural.
Yes, all "chubby" women look like anime girls and not like smelly whales
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i think that's a pretty realistic drawing for anime
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Hopefully not, i really want a gf who i can squeeze and snuggle like a plushie

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Hey there, it's great to be back! Welcome to another week of 'Anon Cool Hobbies General.'

Anon Cool Hobbies General is your go-to place for all things hobbies! Share what you love doing, what you're itching to try, and even offer to teach others. Whether you're a pro or just starting out, it's where hobby enthusiasts hang out, chat, and help each other out.

This week I wanted to ask you all about AI. Seems to be on the rise and some are worried that AI will take their "jerrbs". What about you? Are you afraid AI will hamper your hobbies or creativity? Or have you found a way to use it to your benefit in improving your hobbies? AI like computers has a way of unlocking new things but also like computers bring in a whole new class of problems.

Anyways answer the question, share your hobbies, or hell ask your own questions about hobbies. Lets bring some fun shit back to this board.

Oh and someone seemed to already started a femanon hobbies thread so if you are a femanon and have some hobbies share them here >>74949180
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Thank you. Hope the same for you. Hopefully the thread takes off.
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latest gun is a Norwegian krag-jorgensen
What is the bolt action like? I always wanted to own a gun with a bolt on it.
the krag in particular has a very smooth action due to its capsule magazine system
What is the furthest most accurate shot you have made with it?

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I spend my time daydreaming about suicide in class.
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there there, I promise to have my shoulder fixed by then so it only takes one swing.
Why only dream? Make your dreams a reality
stop and now you told the devil
you should read the bible

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Is this why you robots are single?
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"White" is such an arbitrary classification there is no such thing as a "racially pure" individual
I'm dating a woman without arms. I'm not picky in that regard. My standards is that she must be A.) Fully cognizant and B.) Not mentally retarded
Questions are appreciated about our lifestyle. I will answer every one
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Nope my comic stops here. Not sure why you fucks can't figure this out yet. Should probably have the next panel be empty but I'm lazy

The white male rape epedmpic in the united states and Korea

As it turns out white males rape 4 times as much as black men in the united states, they rape 6 times as much as native Americans and about 12 times as much as asians

White males rape more than every demographic combined

And in Korea white men are less than 1 percent of their population and committed about 30 percent for all rape anually
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Does it matter to (You) personally? No? Then ignore it and begin Lanzamaxxing.
Son, you're talking about the same group that founded the incel movement of course they rape more than anyone else.
If women would give us pussy this wouldn't happen.
He doesn't have a life to get unless he gives into his thug desires and takes a life. They either want to kill or be killed; they are black demonic men.
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Samefagging chud stoops to knew lows lmfaoooo
All black men want to do is fuck white women

This is how it works

>White woman loves black man

>White man gets enraged becomes cop to kill black man

>White women create more black men by procreating with black men to make up for the lives lost

>White man cries and holds his head down in defeat

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Fellow manlets, how do you cope?
> 5'9" manlet
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Yes it is a filter. It filers out women who won't give me uppies
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>above-average face
>not fat
>still ended up a KHV

i managed to fail on easy mode lmfao
nta, but I guess I can kind of understand why it's so hard to believe. the experience is so wildly different from anothers that it seems like fiction. have you seen it yet happen with attractive women? im not saying 10s, but I have seen it with 6+ women before. I think people here think the lifestyle that some Chads live are BS, but they are actually super close to reality. A friend of mine from highschool's older was really good looking. He would regularly have 3somes with girls he told and his gf confirmed. She said it was awkward once because they all had to share the car to get some place once knowing what just happened. My friend was a tall good looking guy too, but could not compare to his older brother.
I'm as tall as you but im very unlucky with women.
It's not like I try that hard to begin with but still...
people just won't understand that height doesn't just get you girls

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im a little piggy if you want to see me eat shit add me on der'cord: the_luckiest_777#0343
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I want to see (You) Lanzamaxx, not eat shit. Can (You) do that for me?
Clean your room. Get a job.
Nice small penis. Idiot.

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why do women have such a hard time managing their own money?
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Why do (You) have such a hard time Lanzamaxxing?
>gets bailed out by a simp
They have infinite money so their bank statement of -$120 doesn't mean anything.
do you seriously think that females have any brain power to begin with? theyre only meant for hugs, sex, and babies
>buy stupid shit they dont need
>go on vacations to flex on instagram
>obsessed with social status so only buys brand name shit
>buy only what we need to survive, exception is the entertainment system (gaming pc, flatscreen)
>when we consoom we buy shit like sneakers and cars which if done correctly can be sold for profit later on down the road

So yeah women are subhuman animals basically. They are corporate niggercattle and thats why globohomo corpoations love them so much.
>They are corporate niggercattle and thats why globohomo corpoations love them so much.
im so fucking tired that im buying into this elite nonsense. it feels like the world is owned only by a few and everyone that isnt them are nothing but dogs. all genders, all races are nothing but niggercattle to them. it just happened to be that females, gays, and blacks are more beneficial to them and thats why they arent as oppressed

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