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Anyone here play warframe?
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>>83525352
I do play buttframe.
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>>83525352
hell nahhh fuck dat game nigga shiieeet fuckass game for fuckin nerd ass niggas
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>>83525352
No but I jerk off to the porn
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>>83525411
You should, it's a good game.
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>>83525352
I haven't enjoyed it in years, this always happens with MMOs, I wish I was retarded enough to stick with games for years without getting bored.

Which is the better life?
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>>83523612
>WHY IS EVERYTHING ONLINE!!?? GIVE ME A FUCKING PEICE OF PAPER!!A
Because it's soon to be 2026, my guy. Get with the program.
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>>83523626
>In the US from what I hear, you can get fired for not showing up to work because you're sick.
That is only the case if it is a constant thing. If you show up with a doctor's note by law they can't fire you. Also the people complaining about America not having benefits work shitty, entry-level retail/service industry jobs. If you have a real, grown up job we get the same benefits that you Euros brag about and then some. It's called don't get a worthless degree and be a barista at Starbucks.
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>>83523695
>Better to be a 120 IQ burger flipper than dependent on the state for handouts
There's no real difference. Wagies are at the bottom of the totem pole of workers. The corpos they work for care about them as much as the government cares about them; ie not at all. Though it's usually easier for a company to fire you than for the government to take your bennies. Instead, Mr. 120 IQ should use all that brain power to acquire a valuable skillset and get a real job.
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I don't know which is better, but I know I need to work in order to survive LOL
If I don't go to work I'll fucking STARVE LMAO
ROFL EVEN
My parents are dead and/or dying and I'm not a cool bohemian with a million friends to couch surf and mooch off of, so if I don't work I'll have to commit suicide or allow myself to die a slow, painful death of preventable causes, because I can't afford basic medical treatment. I wish real life was like Kenshi, where you can still make it even as a quadriplegic, but alas...
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here's my experience

>unemployed
-read books everyday
-program and work on my cool fulfilling projects everyday
-play vidya everyday
-can focus on my diet and cook all my meals
-have time to workout
-8 hours of deep sleep
-enough time to hang out with my gaming buddies and play vidya
-no stress so enjoy things way more
-no money means i make my dad spend a little more on groceries I GUESS

>employed (2 months)
-company scams and treats me like shit

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my rapist... came in my pussy..... T_T
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>>83525323
It's kind of weird how many people on this board actually think their asshole is a pussy
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>>83525302
But did you cum on his rapist dick?
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>>83525377
All girls cum during rape
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>>83525394
what if he has a really small dick tho
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>>83525401
NO exceptions, that's why pajeet and rakesh keep fucking and you don't

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making the thread so that other anon doesn't have to edition
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>>83523854
I'm tired of having nothing to do all day besides smoking weed
It's making me horribly tired

I hatethishatethishatethtisisskskdkskskdkdk
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what are the rules for ket for not fucking yourself up
how many days in a row can i do it?
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>>83524102
movies, series and other things containing cultural references to weed/psychedelics/drugs
dude weed memes
word of mouth
the actual getting then was always my own initiative, nobody ever offered me any
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How retarded would it be to search raw for a plug on telegram?
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>>83524102
Myself, my first trip was on DXM, I still partake in it from time to time.

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Any anons have advice for getting over a girl I don't have a chance with? She's 10 years my senior and lesbian. I'm a dude. I don't know why I can't stop thinking about her. pic unrelated
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>>83523531
i should greatly clarify too that i came from the same situation as you but have worked myself out of it i would say about 60 - 65% or so so i get by just fine everywhere but there are still kinks in my entire chain which is that remaining 40% so i'm no present master at where you maybe want to get some day but i know exactly where you maybe are right now or maybe whenever your worst was, i know what it was like because i started at 0% too but i hilariously one day just decided that i wanted at least a foundation to carry with me since i did/do still want to experience parts of the world
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>>83523379
>Probably gonna have to just leave her alone for the time being and see if I can reconnect with her in the future. I still care about her. She's a really cool person.
I totally feel you on this one, sometime you meet a woman that ticks all your boxes and can appreciate despite all her flaws, weird habits and all, so you try to get closer and eventually ask her out but she doesn't reciprocate.
It time you accept it but you can't move past her cause she's just that cool and special to you, you cant let go cause you don't and can't know if you will ever meet someone like this. So you care and keep caring cause these kind of relationship feels are way too precious to throw away.
I'm sorry, friend, but I can't help you because I'm myself stuck in this pit of hell.
I would tell you if I knew but I don't, again, sincerely sorry.
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>>83523890
It just sucks how she doesn't really answer DMs. Like I just know her and I would be having some deep as fuck convos if she did. Apparently she gets inundated with DMs from a lot of retards from servers she's in who want to talk to her. I dunno why she doesn't just block these people or leave these fuckass servers.
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>>83524467
There's no subject of interest you can share together, like some music genre you both like or a movie or series you watch?
But yeh if she decides to be unavailable, she might be extremely cold with those who try to reach.
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>>83523212
That's pretty weird, I can't imagine an old lesbian is very attractive

>anon, do you have any idea how long I've been waiting for you for our date??

what is your response
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>>83524637
yes i have some very fucked up things on my files
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>>83524591
>It appears neither one of us matches our profile picture. Touche
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>>83524696
Throw this onto your HD and you could write the whole thing off as an art collection. Mwah
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>>83524591
>b-b-b-but I thought you were a 40 year old man..!
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>>83524591
>eww cooties

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Christianity is right about human nature, y'all motherfuckers are terrible

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Women are turned off by men having a soul. They ultimately desire the darkest criminal traits because evolutionarily those would be the men who do whatever it takes to stand at the top of the pyramid. Get criminal pilled and seek self mastery not women
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>>83525291
>it is that that is ultimately what attracts them the most and they will get bored with an empathetic guy even a classic gigachad

None of this shit is true. Women (I AM A WOMAN) are drawn to "psychopaths" because on the surface they show traits that signal safety and confidence. They often pursue what they want without fear, they seem strong and charming. The average psychopath doesn't show his true colors early on, that's how they lure in the women. The woman isn't attracted to him being an evil criminal, she is attracted to the power and confidence he seems to have. A KIND man with the same confidence/power will always beat the uncaring, criminal scum.

>inb4 b-but muh serial killers

Literally a tiny mentally ill 0.1% of the female population seriously simps for murderers or serious criminals.
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>>83525258
Keep coping, bitch lmao
>>83525278
Amen brother
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>>83525314
Thank god they aren't attracted to psychopathy, they are merely attracted to power and machiavellism.
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>>83525314
Youre just repeating what I said in the OP. They are attracted to psychos because they will do whatever it takes to get to the top, signaling safety
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>>83525395
Extremely heavy overlap

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>love me kfc despite being white
>love me watermelon despite being white
>used to basketball in high school, jumpiest mf since michael jordan despite being white
>live in the moment and never consider consequences of my actions until they bite me in my shiny white ass
...wait, can a nigger be white? I just realised that I live like a nigger, despite being white as fuck. is there salvation for white niggers, can I redeem myself now that I'm aware of how black I act? man, I feel like shit. what do you even eat to make shit white?
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>>83525392
fucking wigger

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When was the last time you ate some pussy? Giving head is important for spiritual fulfillment.
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I want to eat a big black dude's creampie out of a femanon's pussy so fucking badly.
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>>83523944
I have never interacted with a woman.
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>>83523944
About 2 years ago (my ex). What I really need to be fulfilled is to lick feet, though.
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>>83524466
Depends on which part you're licking. Most girls just want you to focus on the clit, which tastes like flesh.
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>>83524815
You clearly haven't had the right guy eat you out.

Yes, as you all know in the MLP YTP MIX volumes, there's a funny clip where two guys are filming themselves in their backyard, playing knights and castles.
And the edit of it makes the guy in the black sweater say "I'm black" and then the other guy rises out of the castle and says "wow."
just imagine that picture in your head, it's hilarious, but can it be found? A chance? A hope.
What else are you gonna do with 2 hours. Something that matters? In THIS society?
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Well let's see how far we can go, though I won't spend too much time at the community centre. I should have taken off my down jacket, yeaaah. let's go.
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You know every workplace I find people doing lottery pools (let that sink in,) and it really is rather sad I suppose. But you know, let that sink in I guess.
Why does everything I type always make me laugh so much? Not a single time has anyone on this stupid social media website ever made me laugh--let that sink in., okay? Other than maybe the post about women should be required to have binkys in their mouth at all times. uuu~ let that sink in. And I know that person is here online today. And I just want to say I'm your biggest fan, I'm UwU and OmOing to you all the time, let that skin in.

I'm writing this while on the train for when I get to the community centre, I'll download some things and then go home pretty quick, not going to try for the "15 threads at one time" gambit as funny as that would be to me, I have real things to do, let that sink in.
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YOU'RE NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK!
LET.
THAT.
SINK.
IN!

Oh I need to remind myself when I get to the centre to see if Ivan uploaded. Yeah I'm still typing this on the train so when I post this it's really to myself, I mean all my posts are for myself, so.... let that sink in.
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I was outside and I took a picture of a large field of snow, three other people then started taking pictures, and I was wondering if I had started something, it was weird, but no they were taking picture of a rainbow. LET THAT SINK IN. And I literally said to them as I past by we were all amazed and I was like "yeah, oooh, let that sink yeah."

This is all real by the way, I have the picture, I don't know why I took a picture of the field. it's so nothing. But anyway yeah let me download and go home.
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very interesting
i remember abridged serieses and youtube poops. in fact my highschool friend who was a youtube pooper from way back started a new channel 3 yrs ago and has almost 40k subs. its mostly games and game streaming of pokemon and fire emblem but he has a lot of ytp meme slides and cut-in clips. its funny bc most of his audience is probably like 10 yr olds who werent around for any of it originally. universal humor.

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Calm your tits edition
Calm your tits and be chill
Write letters to those you love
And maybe they love you too
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>>83522871
>they're crazy because they cut contact with me
You are delusional, fuck off
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This song is really good. https://youtu.be/8E9l_i6HPYM?si=varzp_xeO8O4PVKp
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>>83525170
It is. Wish their were more modern songs in that tune.
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we talk often, you want love and i might be able to provide you it; ill care for you i promise. but i know you have better and other options.

maybe once we get to know each other more, another year?
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We will happen so fast
Like reality wakes up
Into out dream again
Back to the way it's supposed to be


>I'm sorry I've been cold Mike
>I do love you
>I'm sorry
>I dwell there too
>I'd like that
>That works for me too
>I'm excited to see you again
>Mike, we didn't go away, I always felt where you where supposed to be, that empty spot in me hurt
>I tried to distract myself so I didn't hurt so much with you but it only got worse

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God cursed me with being brown. I am now only attracted to white women.
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>>83525270
"A fem"
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>>83524980
Both, next
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>>83525276
Did not expect a face reveal from you so fast
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>>83525130
I like submissive girls more in general, too. If I had to choose between the two it's easily a submissive woman. So submissive she tries to comfort me for raping her.
>i just want to plap her and get some head
I want her to move sometimes, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl but prone bone and facefucking a girl always looks the most fun to me.
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>>83525285
I have nothing else, you ate me up on both. I am an incel and I'm average in my incelness.

>>83525336
I would be scared for my penis in cowgirl but prone bone and doggy are elite

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What does Pennywise think about in his off time? Is he more intelligent than a human? Or perhaps actually less conscious than a human and more of an instinctually driven cosmic animal?
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i think human intelligence is basically just social intelligence its just that to correctly navigate social cues you need a deep memory of past interaction and complex predictive abilities for future interactions. pennywise just wouldn't be social. maybe if he evolved from a social animal and became hyper oriented to seek pleasure from sadism, which would actually explain why he requires sadism specifically for his needs.but the 2017 pennywise specifically seemed like more of an idiot animal to maybe better match his spider form. this is millennial writing style trying to be too specific again "look mom and dad im smart, now i'll go to college and learn stem because its the only way to get a job - im happy about that!"
but og pennywise was such a pedophile. he actually did seem to undererstand social cues complexly which is so much more frightening in that buffalo bill silence of the lambs way
what was the question?
2017 sucked
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I don't really like how King has everything in all of his books relate back to something related to the Dark Tower series. That includes Pennywise and the Losers Club.
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>>83523409
>inter dimensional 3 billion year old creature with supernatural powers
>bested by a gang of scared kids
the inherent problem of the plot
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I made a thread about this on /tv/
>what the FUCK do monsters, capable of racional thought do all day? Predator, Freddy Krueger and candyman? Get a job hippie
And somebody replied;
>in this economy?? The real monster is in the white house

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Coming up, I was confused, my mommy kissing a girl
Confusion occurs coming up in the cold world


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