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We are now entering night owl hours edition
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Which people strike fear into you lads? I've always thought Europeans are more intimidating than us even though our army, special forces etc are supposedly the 'ardest. Something about foreigners' cold demeanour is alien and frightening

yank police etc are no barrels of laughs too from what i've seen
have been binging ally law for 2 hours now. crazy shit, never ceases to amaze me
if it's clothes just layer up to fuck
>Which people strike fear into you lads?
loud black women
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>if it's clothes just layer up to fuck

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everyone here treats me like shit. i want to do good things, get away from here and make them regret it. how do i do it anons
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ill treat you right anon
let me love you real good

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damn this nigga fuckin his ass

get this

with a fire hydrant
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yoooo wat's good wit u my nigga

dis nigga need to stay away from dat sherm stick
I'd love to see the guy who finds that hydrant after he finish
>lettering on the building in the background
Ayo wtf baka dis nigga a fool yo
this gay ass nigga baka fool

This female is a better specimen of a man than almost every one of you. Take that, bigots.
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I need some help on that came you come visit me?
Thanks in advance fampai.
Also please be ripped and tall and hot instead of being a manlet yourself.
I had similar thoughts, the wrinkles make the person on the right pic looks like 40something years old
then there's the tattoo on their right arm
why not? it gets you exactly what you want
seems like a good deal to me
I'm not jealous, I could easily swing way better pussy than this ugly manlet freak. Especially when they find out she's got an limp raw hot dog sewed between.
Kill yourself faggot. NOW!
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>tfw a girl is a better looking man than I am

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>anon, I've got a date with your sister in 15 minutes, but the showers not working, so I need you to lick me clean. Start with my ass and work your way up, if you finish in time I might let you listen while I fuck her
Realistically, what, if this situation is presented to you, do you do?

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Hello, 25+ friends.

Where did you all hang out at in a time before the rise of Web 2.0 web sites? In a time before web sites like YouTube, Wikipedia, SomethingAwful, 4chan, other image boards, invisionfree forums, vBulletin forums, and ProBoards forums became popular?

29-year-old here. I used to hang out over at Usenet newsgroups like tnn.games.pokemon back in 1999 and 2000.
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Every fucking stormfag decided to come to this website because of /news/ /pol/ and gamergate shit
That's just part the story, I genuinely think that's classic nerds are just no more.
That was not me. I went to get something to eat.
To address your point, it doesn't change the fact that they are an identifiable group genetically that have a certain culture so their ethnicity is linked to their culture like most humans, it's not so cut and dry.
I like how you pick up on the Nobel peace prize but completely leave out the most important ones which is the sciences and those are objective contributions. Also Ashkenazis have the highest IQs and that is a predictor on how well you do in life and also you can't make breakthroughs in physics with low IQ. So no I'm not appealing to authority I'm stating facts.

Blame gamergate. moot and his army of retarded mods decided to do the most idiotic thing: which was to ban any discussion of it on /v/. Over time, /v/'s userbase got flooded with retards that go 'goobergate' at the slightest hint of the gamergate discussion. As result, a good chunk of /v/ got super pissed over how the board's turning out, and decided to actually go to fucking /pol/ after all the goobergate SJW supporting faggots kept fucking screaming at everyone to take a hike to /pol/. As the 2016 elections came creeping in, /pol/'s fucking userbase grew ten-fold, and all their bullshit has started to leak out IRL.

Thank you very fucking much, moot, and all you fucking SJW symphatizers that drove out any gamer game discussion in /v/ during those years. ALL YOU NIGGERS HAD TO DO WAS TO FUCKING WAIT IT OUT, BUT NO, YOU HAD TO FUCKING TELL THEM TO MOVE TO THE ONE FUCKING BOARD IN 4chan THAT EVERYONE FUCKING HATES. THANKS FOR GIVING /pol/ MORE USERS YOU RETARDED FUCKING NIGGERS
Just turned 27 around 20 days ago.I'm depressed. I'm officially old and I'm still attempting at finishing University. I try to avoid socializing with other students because of this embarrassment but then I'm just left lonely. My only fix seems to distract myself but god damn am I embarrassed.

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Femanons how violent do you like your porn?
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i like cnc porn if that counts
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hey I can answer that question! They are searching for Ultra-Violent Porn because they want to watch ultraviolentporn!

kinda simple really
uh oh girls looks like you're not enjoying the right things, girls are supposed to only like having sex with their husband in the missionary position.
All humans are masochistic for the right person.
>women love having their faces smashed in with a hammer

What a disgusting degenerate gender. We should have never given you freaks rights.

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Is anyone else tired of all this Discord bullshit?
How do we go about getting the mods to add these rules to the sticky?
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The own reason I use discord is sorta hard to explain. I do use 4chan from time to time, but when I do I often write around 1k words of material. I generally use image boards if I want a focused topic, and I want things to be relatively stable. Here is an example sorta post I made on /lit/ a few days ago: https://warosu.org/lit/thread/11437317

Discord however is different. Sometimes I just want to share something, and I feel as if my content is too low quality to post on 4chan. Discord is generally just faster pace, and feels much more real-time. I am not alone in this assessment. There are plenty of wizards who also yearn for a real-time chat environment for their kind. Overall, it is a matter of flow for me at least. There are plenty of people that probably do it for power or attention, but meh - isn't really for me.
>it makes things more cliquey than a fucking highschool
Well, this nonsense is mostly pedaled by highschoolers after all.

The 25+ thread does not have a discord nor does it need it because as I've said, Discord is redundant on 4chan.
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Damn. When I posted "Femanon here! Tee hee~!", I knew that some autist wouldn't catch the sarcasm. I am a guy. Also, that was my first post on this thread. Though, I don't think it is false that being a female on certain servers does gain you more attention. Plenty of desperate retards. Of the 4 servers I am in, 1 is empty, 1 is dead and was for art theory discussion, another only has males, and the last is the one I joined just now from this faggot >>46922181
The Sheep Village server ran by Tom has been taken down around 6 times and each time the community gets smaller and admins and mods get their accounts banned. It's a good method because his server is dead right now.
You can't fix people typing random letters that are invite codes.
Even the most careful people can't get away with things if you become knowledgeable and good about reporting.
>>>/b/ is that way muh niggah

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>start a new job
>few weeks have passed
>everyone knows everybody now
>everyone has someone to chat with during lunch break
>I'm all alone
Why? This happens to me every time I enter a group. I end up completely isolated. It's not that I'm hated or something, just ignored. I like to tell myself that it's simply because I don't share their normie interests, but I should still be able to have a conversation about something, right?
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>Create a persona who is good a socializing
I'm intrigued, tell me more, anon.
just larp a brad/chad, do what they would do. The more uncomfortable it makes you the better. Works for ne bro
Question have you ever had friends anon?
I share your same feelings, anon. We are in a similar boat. My method of coping is thinking, "I don't need superficial normie work ''''''friends''''''--everyone secretly doesn't care about each other outside of the cubicle, so why should I pretend to be their friends? Their hobbies bore me, their stories bore me, their lives bore me." Getting along with them is better than being their friends. As long as you don't have issues with any of them on a personal level, then it's better to keep a professional, albeit safe, workplace relationship, than become genuinely friends with any of them.
Did either of your parents make you feel alone and/or were your emotions not listened to, ignored or belittled.

You may have not developed mature emotions and others pick up on that/ignore you just like your parents did, and heres the thing, you probably unconsciously did this to yourself because you are comfortable with aloneness as it is what you are used to.

To break out of this much therapy is needed, in my case years! Get started now before you end up in depression because of this.

This is what happened to me.

Have you ever had a dream?
In the Martin Luther King jr. Sense no not really I haven't. But I had had a Taylor Swift sex dream or two

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Im 27 and look like 20.... why oh lord fucking why I hate this genetics lottery...and there are a few more other bad things about my genetics... its so unfair...
Shut up you fucking idiot. This is how you get away with dating girls 10-15 years younger than you once you get older. Why would you ever want to look older than you are? All the 27 year old women turning you down for looking too young? Forcing you to settle for 19 and 20 year old girls? Oh no, how terrible.
It'll pay off when you're older. I'm 34 and my gf is 24. if I had looked 34 instead of 26 that wouldn't have worked.

This guy gets it.
This. Im 28 and I have 14-15 year old girls that would let me if I initiated something. Im not proud of it but it gets me through the day sometimes. I would much rather have a qt around my age.
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I'm 25 and I look literally the same I did a decade ago thanks to super elastic skin, which is nice since I matured quickly. However, the downside is I have fragile blood vessels and I'm going to most likely die before I'm 30 thanks to the complications that ensue from this disorder. Genetics is a crap chute and I got a terrible mixed blessing.

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Misogyny-free safe space to discuss our feels

>tfw no qt3.14 bf to make homemade pizza with
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If you say so anon. None of this has anything to do with a pregnancy or birth fetish though, so I'm not sure what you're getting at.
Sauce on this? Id be interested to see the study.
Post dick with timestamp first

can i just email it instead?
you're not into this, you're a liar, and I ownt fall for it.
pregnancy is the biological imperative, how is that femdom

What do you best identify as?
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im a robot NEET but have some friends
are they originally online only?
I'm a true robot but I don't browse r9k on 4chan as much, mostly on 8ch
Goetic occultist. Basically it's everything public satanism wishes it was. Actual human sacrifice,numerology,symbolism,astrology and shit like that. The stuff most politians are into.

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Because the Beauty of the White Aryan Woman must not perish from the Earth.

You degenerates with black women fetishes are traitors to your race. There are plenty of beautiful white women out there to marry. They will be very loyal.
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No problem. We must fix this disgusting issue of race mixing before it goes out of control. Robots are very vulnerable because they struggle with women. Just because a colored woman puts out doesn't mean that she is better for the race. It is a common pitfall to go for darkies when only pure Aryan women possess the master race genes.
>110 replies
>12 posters
What's wrong with that? At least some lurkers got educated on which race really has the most beautiful women.
Do the white woman's not going to marry she's going to get pregnant your mortal enemy and then expect you to race the child and if you don't you're a shitlord. You like Pond scum to her it's really she only has eyes for Chad and every moment you spend chasing after it's a moment you spent wasting away in vain. I mean I think they're beautiful to look at 2 but we both know that their standards are impossibly high and unless by some brilliant Stroke of Luck she's actually in love with you you're pretty much f*****
Come on anon, you just have to work out a little and improve your life to be worthy of the pinnacle of female beauty and perfection.

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tfw no stoner gf to smoke fat bingers with
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Legit thought this was a dude with mantits and a beer gut.
watching this video reminded me that women are good for nothing other than sex
Try it while you're ugly and you'll still get laid, but the girls will be ugly too.
Kinda cute in a disgusting sense
>tfw no one to do anything with
that wasn't original and that's sad

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