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I moved to Slovenia from the UK. Ama
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Hao is da weadaah daa? Is it axeptableh? Hahaha

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Which fictional character is /literally you/?
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>>84611770
>Which fictional character is /literally you/?

GOD

c:<
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>>84611770
I am Frieren on all levels except physical

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I want a girl to lock me in chastity and peg me until I have a prostate orgasm. Then we would cuddle. Then after that we would order pizza and play video games. Thats my dream day.
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>>84610807
you don't need a chastity cage for this
i've gotten pegged by both my LTRs. they are terrible at thrusting and got tired fast. i got a prostate orgasm exactly once and it was by accident
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>>84610822
>accident
Explain
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>>84610960
i basically had to do it for her, both positioning and movement. the orgasm was amazing (i almost blacked out) but she didn't really contribute to it
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>>84610822
You don't need a strapon either, but toys are fun to play with.

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Why do you dudes keep tormenting poor egirls?

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>day 4 of 90
Decided to go on no fap to overcome my porn addiction and findom fetish.
Posting here to keep myself accountable.
today i am experimenting with some app who automatically blocks porn sites
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>>84610585
right now i will go 90 days without masturbating however once completed i will jerk off once in a while but strictly no porn
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>>84610601
>>84610636
i have a porn blocker on so my device won't let me see any pornographic images
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>>84611117
Can you link the porn blocker you use, please?
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>>84611150
https://canopy.us/adults/
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>>84611237
>AI-powered

Glasgow Queen Street edition
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>>84611689
i intentionally wear loose-fit boxers. avoids that whole thing with grey trackies, they just don't cling to anything. if someone wants to do a bit of voyeurism on me, they won't be very satisfied.
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>>84611729
corrr she should see me now.
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>>84611721
The only one who knows is you since you made it up.
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When I close my eyes I see strange shapes and otherworldly objects that I cannot describe, my psychiatrist told me that it is perfectly normal and everybody sees that. There's no way it's normal seeing a walking decagon object with 10 legs and a background that looks like a rainbow lava lamp every time I close my eyes.

Is there anyone else that sees this stuff or is my psychiatrist telling lies?
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>>84611772
nah mate I also knows since she was there.
can't ask her now though (she's in Australia)

>Wife: Husband, wash the dishes
>Husband: No
>Meanwhile there is an obvious dishwasher in the kitchen.
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>>84610357
Dishwashers are pure Burgerland things, like having AC units and washers in bathrooms
t. euro
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>>84610420
all my friends had dishwashers but i guess my family is too poor or some shit
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>>84610410
I'm not talking about 10th world Yuropean shitholes, not even those nominally in the EU.
I'm saying that the richest by gdp still country in the world has a primitive mutt population who are afraid of machinery. Meanwhile the used to be technologically advanced places like Hong Kong and Japan use them every day.
>>84610420
you're from the poorest ass of the world, turdie. Adequate EU coutries all use washers, dryers, and dishwashers.
>>84610433
this. every single neetbux leech in the EU has a dish washer.
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Poorly done photoshop looks better than AI

The shoddiness adds to the humour (humor US)
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Obvious dishwasher where? You are aware not everyone has them? Like they were not common at all before 2010s.

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Does anyone else who has lost the little social skills they had before? Ever since I stopped using social media, I lost touch with everyone I knew. And when my close friends started their normalfag lives, we drifted apart mutually. I'm used to only having those 2 friends. But 0? Not at all. How do I cope? As a NEET who can't find a job and rarely leaves the house, I don't know how can I make friends even if it's online.
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I'll see the 14o year old foid

see lore >>84611488
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>>84611734
yeah, i can like start interactions but dont feel anything

Foids are truly remarkable creatures...
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Dont put all foids under one hat, yeah sure the one on the illustration is good for this solely, but otherwise foids are very good.
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>>84610603
She is wonderful, what a cute soft puker
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Moids think this is humiliating and degrading.

Foids think this is silly and ridiculous entertainment for perverts.

Moids pay her to "humiliate" and "degrade" herself.

Foid walks away with their money feeling fine.

Moid tries to shame her in public

Foid leans into massive social support and army of men who would jump at the chance to wife her.

Foids won. Moids live in a delusional state of cope, forever
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>>84611340
plap plap goes your throat foid haha plap plap
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>>84610603
When we gave equal rights to women we were under the idea that they would become great scientists, engineers, double the number of human inventions, etc.

Instead they do this.

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>wore a tshirt outside for first time as a fatty with big manboobs
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Just larp those are pecs
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>>84611443
1) wax your chest
2) buy a pushup bra
3) jerk off
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>>84611503
>>84611543
Its weird man, now that Im wearing tshirts during the hot weather, I dont mind the weather as much. When youre wearing hoodies and shit during hot weather its hell. Obviously I guess. The heat actually feels kinda good when youre dressed for it tho. Thank god for these oversized acid washed tshirts man

It's kind of brutal to imagine that most women would reject Jesus Christ if they didn't know he was Jesus.

He'd be too nice.

And short...
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>>84611515
Brother is a connoisseur of the highest order
I got the Stevensons if you looking for it
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>>84611040
you can post porn here, you coward
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>>84611638

lmaooooo, you caught me

faggot shit, i'm good
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>>84611075
Explain what gnostic Christ is and how it's different.
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>>84611056
You are not alone. Those fuckers from Los Angeles followed me around and called me "Maria" too, even though I SCREAMED at them, "NOOOOOOOOO! I AM *NOT* MARIA!!!"

Hang in there. Also, Hail Satan. I..L

if the only thing stopping you from casual sex and/or a party lifestyle is your looks you are spiritually demonic
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Casual sex is good but not great

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>I used to be a bad boy/girl and have had many sexual outings. Btw, I'm a christian
>Maybe you shouldn't glorify sin?
>I'm not glorifying it, it's testament
God exists, but I hate religion because forgiveness is pathetic. What has been done can't be undone, simple as
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>>84611494
>If a guy kills his cheating wife, I'd call him strong, while someone like you probably would call him weak
Because he is, plain and simple. He is giving in to the base desires of his sinful flesh. Nothing more than a dumb animal repaying evil for evil. I have repeatedly said there is just punishments and forgiveness isn't entirely being some meek doormat.

But I feel it is pointless to continue to converse with you as you glorify violence and hatred like the evil creature you are. I can only pray you repent and see the error in your ways.
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>>84610211
>>84611423
These are not psychologically healthy principles to live by, Christian or not. You don't even have to follow Jesus to understand that
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>>84611609
>healthy
It's the truth. If you want to live in placebo, go ahead. But don't think your body and soul forget what you've done. People aren't pieces of paper that can easily be erased and written over again and again without remnants
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>>84611564
If being a cuck is good, then I indeed prefer to be evil. Also evil should be repaid with evil, turn the other cheek and you'll be hit again
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>>84611609
>psychologically healthy principles
I mean, what is good for you and what is real aren't often the same thing. That's also why retards are happy and extremely intelligent people often are miserable

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love and be loyal to your waifu
one laifu one waifu
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>>84610440
Hear hear! Death to normies!!! Waifus for laifu!!!
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>>84610440
Based and unashamed cuck anon.
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Spreading anarchy with waifu!
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>>84609811
That looks giga cozy
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>>84610315
Ruby is cute!!!! Grats anon.

i've become less judgemental throughout the years even though i can recognize when i don't like things about people to get to the point that i HATE something it's gotta be really against my principles. for some reason i feel like when people get older they go the other way no?
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>>84610631
Be very careful with that.
During the peak of the meme wars they were baiting good intentioned empathic open anons like yourself into engagement, building to paragraphs of dialogue, and then cutting it with a single word reply of some sort. Extreme effort baiting that was exhausting. I mention this example only because that trait can be taken advantage of because the people you are interacting with do not have to be as honest as you, even in intentions, which is just a wild concept to someone who can only think to engage in good faith because that is who they are.
To the point, it's safe.
Reddit had that lady Pao as a scapegoat to ban all the "naughty" subs, to make it advertiser friendly. Because of instinct, the female behavior is designed to be safe, assume a default or status quoe position, not rock the boat, and not exit the overton window. Perfect if you want to advertise sex toys in teen transition subreddits and tayler swift tickets in drama subreddits, etc. you can do whatever you want because you're on the right side.
They did not realize that the reason the female method of socializing works is because there were forced that would club, beat, rape her, regardless of and often despite her male protection. On the internet this is the general hoi polloi being allowed a voice. Women, when well kept, genuinely do not give a fuck and could care less. About everything. WHEN PRESSED, they will regurgitate socially acceptable or virtue signal behavior. This is often to the left/progressive/permissive/allowing. Like "don't arrest people for crimes in portland" "give people needles",
And now without that threat there is no need for the female go along to get along to be running things, and with nothing to keep it in check it is running amock. Man has no say and has any benefit of physical power stripped from him, down to even yelling, etc. You certainly can't fuck someone up that's doing something to a woman, etc.
sigh, out of text space.
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>>84610814
I didn't want to come off as a "It'S WoMeN" sort because that lacks nuance.
suffice it to say there's a lot of moving parts that are coming together and you pretty much have to luck into house husband status for a while, good luck.
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>>84610814
one fun aspect i can see about getting involved into these talk spaces or book clubs of any kind who discuss politics and are kinda left-leaning is my own ideas being questioned, and i know one woman (my mom) who has a very fascist way of discussing about a subject that is saying their whole view about a matter and then immediately when you don't agree with her shutting you off or calling you a nazi for it.
let's see what these short-hair they/thems got for me
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>>84611026
It's sure a hell of a lot better at hardening your morals and ethics than an echo chamber is yeah.
A lot of stuff comes down to you deciding if it pushes your insides one way or another that you don't like. Like when they were saying lie on job applications. You can choose to do that, making you someone that does that, or- etc.
And when you weight it against something like that and realize these other people may not be operating using that framework, you realize ID Politics can be at best 5% of your personality. The rest is simply trying to understand where they're coming from, digesting it, weighing it against your own views on "actual issue" vs current topic, and be satisfied with the physical, emotional, and mental reaction you have to deciding that.
For me the majority of my opinions don't arise to the value AI would get scraping them in the conversation, so I simply abstain.
Also, hard classifying people mentally will modify your behavior and is detectable at certain levels of autism so if you want to blend better try and make them just another random quirky aspect of current culture to be compared to their equal on the right vs. any level of "them".
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>>84611026
Also, dang I say also a lot.
That's a "I know the talking points" persona. There's zero weight behind them. If you went around it, like you can do with AI, and talk about an issue from a different angle they can relate to the majority of stuff is pretty easy to find a middle on.
The issue is the personality you said where they understand the template shown to them and have embraced it fully and any taut word against it they recognize is met with team spirit.
Can't wait for that generation to die.


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