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NNNOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT REJECT ME JUST BECAUSE I AM FAT!!! THIS IS BIGOTRY!!! I HAVE A GOOD PERSONALITY!!!

would u date a flat 4/10 girl if she was good at house chores, cooking and loving u
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>>54077314
4/10, sure. But I don't personally consider flat girls to be female. They may as well be dudes with vaginas for all I'm concerned.
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>>54077550
I promise I would love you, but i understand if you've gotten hurt. ive gotten hurt too. i hope you find someone.
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>>54077314
As long as we click I dont really care what she looks like
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>>54077605
Sup nigger/poorfag
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>>54077314
>that pic
>4/10 girl
Yeah I'll date her anone senpai.

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>Ask lil chad bro if I can go to a party with him
>Long story short, he says yes and I get along with a girl really well
>I autistically tell her about astromy and medicine for like 2 fucking hours because I'm a fucking nerd
>I autistically tell her that I like video games and shit because I have the tism
>tfw I was drunk as fuck
>tfw she was really interested in me
>she said stuff that I'm really unique, smart and sympathetic
>she cuddled with me
>I just kept going on talking about the universe
>Probably had the chance to kiss her or shit like this
>She has to go
>Still drunk as fuck
>Forgot her name but still really like her because I got along with her really good
Kill me please. I think I fell in love with a girl whose name I fucking forgot and whom I only know since a few hours. I think I won't even meet her for another 3 months or so until the next party. I'm on the verge of crying.
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>>54077670
Ask your brother if he knows who she was and if she has a snapchat or her number or something. Just say what you said here "Hey it's ____ we were talking at that party, I really felt a connection with you and was wondering if you'd want to hang out soon" or something like that. Someone should be able to tell you who she was.

what do femanons think robots smell like
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>>54077182
It's the smell of a virgin, the aroma of purity. Once you lose it, you start stinking like a pile of garbage and that's why normies have to shower 2 times a day and pour gallons of deodorant and perfume on themselves.
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I smell like pine and gum from lugging firewood all day
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I smell like Old Spice Fresh. Its a much "lighter" smell than mos of the Old Spice scents.
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>>54076997
probably awful. pungent BO and wet dog
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>>54077565
fuck you nasty bitch you probably smell like strawberries and sunshine

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>What server will you play on?
Skeram
>What race will you be playing?
>Dwarf (for fear ward)
>What class/spec will you be rolling?
Disc priest
>What professions will you be grinding?
Enchanting and tailoring
>Do you plan on joining/creating a guild and raiding?
Ye. Me and the boys are gonna make a guild
>One tip you would give to a new player
Check your green items on the AH before you vendor them

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Scuffed edition.

Last thread: >>54040385
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I made chili who wants some :)
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>>54077669
me me me!! gimme gimme
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>>54077656
So i was right you are that britbong from earlier.
Well i didint get lucky with my chair the paint started chipping off few months after i bought it and i didint bother replacing it for three years now.
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>>54077694
>So i was right you are that britbong from earlier.
yeh and still no csgo bf

>>54077665
>The fuck are you doctor house?
Huh?
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>tfw no multiple kill vehicle boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM

European femanons, did you ever fail the vagina inspection at school?
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>>54075701
>the doctor say it was way too tight and constrictive so he had to manually enlarge it

I loled
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subtle thread
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>>54076043
this is serious business dont mess with me
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>>54074682
Does that even exist? isnt it a hoax like penis inspection
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>>54077692

>penis inspection
>hoax

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>tfw no chocolate milk gf
why aren't any black fembots into lactation? I bet their milk tastes wonderful.
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>>54076586
Any more photos of her like this ?
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>>54076935
i downloaded everything you see for this specific thread, just look up maseratixxx galleries
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>>54076953
can you show me the one where you got the social media pics of her?
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>>54077456
i just looked up maseratixxx baby shower in google images.

if you want her sfw personal insta/youtube, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-CXARfbZ1g

i think it's funny how despite being an S tier ebony porn star she still tries to run her own yt channel and even uses (what i suppose) is her real name lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-CXARfbZ1g
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>>54077618
the dude looks so nervous all the time the camera is on him, wtf how did he get his hands on her?

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Do people actually enjoy talking to their significant others?
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i like talking sweet nothings to my gf and telling her how much i miss her
sometimes i make her cry when i say this for some reason
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>>54077660
>54077660
>significant others
what is that?

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AMA. I was once hopeless, suicidal incel like you who hated himself and women. I couldn't even walk outside without panicking or look at myself in pictures ( still can't really do that ).

now I have a short, white, blonde 8/10 girlfriend and before that I hadn't gone a couple weeks without being with a girl

I am literally living a dream and I want to help you bros out seriously so ask me questions so u can join me with the normies
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>>54077131
Did YOU even read the post?
>Sure it would be life changing for an incel if they actually could fucking socialize with people. MDMA feels great, but again, read the fucking room you dolt
Translation: you're fucked if you're a robot but if you're a failed normie/cyborg (i.e. able to socialise in a very limited manner but unable to form close relationships or lose virginity) it could potentially turn your life around.
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>>54077192
I legitimately need to ask you, are you fucking braindead or something? That's not SOLELY what he's talking about, as you've claimed. It's not his SOLE talking point. Over half of his last post alone was dedicated to an entirely different kind of point, a point that you insist on ignoring. Do you understand this?
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>>54077298
Oh fuck off with the pedantry mate, it's pathetic. Our disagreement was over whether OP's advice was useful or not. I've already pointed out that it is in fact useful to non-robot non-normies, who comprise a significant chunk of this place. What exactly is your response to that? That OP and this guy had a secondary argument over fucking gurning (which again does not invalidate the fact that it improves confidence, sociability etc). That part of the argument was over OP's lack of knowledge regarding the drug, not its efficacy. Why don't you actually argue the supposed uselessness of MDMA to e.g. cyborgs without the "hurr durr he said gurning is the main side effect therefore it does nowt else".
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>>54075766
I never had a good experience with MDMA but I'm very mentally ill and disabled and I absolutely did that with psychadelics and it helped. A lot. It wasn't a magic bullet but it fucking helped.

Killing yourself first is for weak people who aren't willing to go to any extreme to get better.
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How do guys have girlfriends and not think their a 10? What would make her a 10?

How do I make friends after college. I'm 30 and I still haven't figured this out. Do I have to go to grad school?
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>>54077483
This only works in your early twenties.
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>>54077535
sounds like you're just not interesting enough of a person
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>>54077454
Dude I'm here struggling to make friends IN college
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>>54077672
It's not as easy as it was in high school
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>>54077650
anon isn't wrong. if this works after 30+ it means you're hanging out with broken invalids and people young enough to send you to prison.

what's everyone up to today? I took one mdma pill and it kicked in about one hour ago. my vision is a bit weird this time too.
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>all the other drug factions hate each other and themselves
>engage in petty feuds over other anon's drugs of choice
>meanwhile stimfriends all having a good time
>most arguments aren't severe, posters just high as fuck
>happy to talk about any drugs because of compulsive need to type
>even the meth heads who stop by while taking a break from their projects are chill
stim best drugs, stimposters best posters
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>>54076508
What the fuck is a hikki
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>>54076729
Anime is wholesome entertainment and there is no drug stuff.
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>>54071167
>>54071167
Who here takes heroin, so how many people take heroin reply here I wanna know how many heroin addicts browse this site.
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laying bed feeling like shit because I spent literally the entire day yesterday masturbating on adderall

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Story time guyz

>be me. 13
>sad sack with passion for mainstream metal music
>fall in love with this introvert girl who listen to rock
>she hates you for being a sadsack and alternative guy

Years later

>Be me, 19
>had a lot of relationship with bad endings
>one of the girls pointed a knife at you
>still in touch with that introvert girl
>you dont feel anything in particular for her anymore that isnt physical attraction
>start doing personal development

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How are you robros? I'm sitting in my room, drunk and feeling empty. Anybody wanna talk about anything? I just feel so alone
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I feel paranoid that my friend doesn't like me and is actively avoiding me. I have no real reason to believe he does and in all likelihood he's probably not but I almost want to just confront him and blame him for shit I think he might do just because I have this weird pent up rage and frustration that I want to unload on him.
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>>54076940
I am scared about that too: being alone. I was lucky in the fact that I got a girlfriend, but still I really believe that anybody has the potential to find a girl to be with that truly cares about you. Don't believe all of that "redpill" stuff anon.

>>54077024
I feel the same. Instead of being grateful I just constantly doubt our relationship. It sucks but we both know it's all in our mind. Bring it up to him if you can anon, I think he will understand.

-------

Well guys, I'm going to bed, thanks all of you for being with me, it was really nice talking to you. Keep the thread going if you want. Have a nice night everybody, I truly wish the best for you
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>>54076901
I don't, but there's places in the neighborhood I can go where I won't feel too odd.

>>54076912
I was really hoping the answer would be to stay in...oh well, here I go.
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>>54076940
>>54077336
I don't know about you two, but for me the worrying about ending up alone is mostly abstract and intellectual. I always find that, in the thick of things, my instinct is to turn away, be alone, and it's only when I am alone that I start entertaining these thoughts.

Sometimes I'm with people and it feels pretty good but it's just so rare for that to be the case instead of the desire to run.
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me I'm nervous, got a shitty job tomorrow with my mother making sandwiches for Indians for 9 hours. she knows I have anxiety and can't even feel comfortable around family. lets throw the autist outside for 9 hours in front of a hundred and 50 Indians, to make 80 bucks, just for her not me, because no one wants to work for them.

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CYOA thread
highly original edition
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>>54073111
1 or 6. Why risk anything else?
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>>54076334
C looks like the most comfy
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>>54076425
>Christmas Cake
>Equal Height
>Regular Weight
>Mammoth
>Badonkadonk
>Gloomy
>Ponytail
>Pale
>Sexual Predator
>Private Submissive
>Generous + Feminine + Pervert + Romantic + Kind Hearted + Lightweight
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A more adventure based CYOA anons. Let's survive!
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>>54076425
>college student
>shorty
>scrawny
>bee stings
>average butt
>androgynous
>pristine cut
>fair skin
>receptive sex drive
>publicly traditional
>possessive,smugtacular,tomboy,romantic
Literally perfection
Prove me wrong




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