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ai is helping me make a rts game
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knew you weren't dead bro

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Kemi monkey edition
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>>80129455
Yes but bigger. I've never been in a Waitrose. I was hoping to get out of my comfort zone and go shopping by myself one day. All this stuff about certain shops only being for the right kinds of people makes me feel a bit nervous and overwhelmed.
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>>80129482
I shop in Waitrose and I'm a minimum wage driver. Don't worry about it
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All this just to get out of this shithole country
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>>80129490
Probably just stick to Asda me. Usually the pyjama dossers don't go until late evening.
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>>80129501
Fucking hell, who countersigned you in the end?

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>decide to get a hobby
>been learning spanish for the last 2 weeks
>finally meet a girl that speaks spanish
>tell her i'm trying to learn in spanish
>she can't understand me because of my thick american accent
>mfw i suck at my only hobby
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>>80129519
>last 2 weeks
>expects to be good at it
it will take a while

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Show us proof that you had sex or you are going to the big house, incel
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>>80129169
this is the uk retard
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>>80129043
this was over that Rwandan stabbing terrorist that looks like a somali pirate
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>>80129262
they're not allowed to talk about muslims or immigrants or blacks in cases like this so they just say "he's a man! and, uh, lonely! LONELY MEN DID THIS"
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>>80129043
OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT SOCIAL ANXIETY, MATE?
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>>80129043
total discordnigger death (in the UK)

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Will you let your gf beat you?
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>>80129453
of course she'd love you a lot, that's why she has to beat you. it's because she loves you and wants you to be good for her
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>>80129456
bet it would sound hot next to my sissy moans
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>>80129479
so you're just a little whimpering sissy slave, huh? who needs a strong, dominant tranny to train you?
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>>80129497
>who needs a strong, dominant tranny to train you?
idk maybe
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>>80129513
why else would you be whimpering

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In the rest of the world it would be a fatass or skinny fat
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>>80129234
>CHARGER! CHARGER!
>SHOOT THE CHARGER MAN SHOOT THE CHARGER
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>>80129282
If this guy can maintain this body into his 40s, he'd be ahead of most of his peers in terms of looks and health. This also assumes that you have a reason to not yourself go.
Arguing for peak aesthetics on the socially isolated board is at least half pointless.
All I'm saying is that this is a respectable point to stop gymslaving at.
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>>80129035
dw the rest of the world doesn't matter except maybe the UK (and they're fat too)
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>>80129291
>IT'S BREAKING MY BUTT!
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>>80129282
it's a delicate balance. a slightly too high BMI has extra weight to actually survive things like chemotherapy.
A slightly too low bmi is less likely to get cancer, however. (but if they do they might be fucked)

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What's your favorite type of food? It's Mediterranean for me. I had dolmas, gyros, and falafel for dinner last night.
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>>80127639
that sounds interesting, I have never heard of it
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>>80127810
Perfect to eat during summer, it is a cold soup.

In this time of the year, I like a warm cheburek with whatever along with it.
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>>80126694
>Mediterranean for me
the og goyslop. do better
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>>80126694
Mediterranean here as well. I like pasta, kebabs, and kalamari.
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>>80128020
Cold soups kinda hit so I fuck with that. Are you ruski, anon?
>>80129132
Faggot :^)
>>80129147
I differentiate pasta and kalamari from Mediterranean for sure but I also love that, good shit.

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It's not all bad, I'm old enough to see all the girls from my past grow old, some of these girls that used to make me fluster and squirm with awkwardness have turned into disasters.
The guys too, quite a few of my old enemies are dead, I've aged 100x better than so many of the survivors.
These might seem like bitter and petty hot takes about the benefits of growing older (they are) but I have others, its just that everyone can probably guess and nobody gives a fuck about them and the above might give some of you something to look forward to.
The obvious agonising regrets linger but those were all in place a decade ago, on the downside nothing new has been added to the mix.
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>>80126334
Thank you!
Been an ok day, no different to any other.
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Hey, old fart. Remember Tiny Toon Adventures? Yeah you do. Let's watch some cartoonies!

https://youtu.be/KnHNPMMvCCY?si=2y4kn3nBdM_b8bEi
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Tell me what the early internet was like, grandpa.
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>>80126029
how would you rate your life up to this point?
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>>80129276
3/10
Still have my health at least, I've never taken any sort of medicine for anything, don't recall ever being injured or whatever, which you could argue makes life a 0/10 as it leaves no excuse for not finding a girlfriend that sticks, friends etc

>>80128084
It was harder to use and a bit smarter, communities were segregated little collections of people passionate about topic x or y were left to bounce off each other all day. When we started getting all the hub websites like youtube, reddit, facebook etc everything dumbed down, which is fine and expected as what drove that centralisation was the rapid entry into the space of new people, the more people that are in any one place the more likely it is that the groups collective IQ starts dropping to the median (retards). Broadly content ends up being curated for and generated by them, people had to start communicating with each other differently.
Thats different to the old internet, closer to real life.

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Trump literally turned all American men into transfems, legally.
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>>80128099
Wasn't this fact already?
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>>80128127
No they do not, XX chromosomes don't suddenly change to XY during utero you retard
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>>80129386
That's literally what they do. This is basic common knowledge dude, you start out as female and if you're going to be male then you transition to that in the womb or else you stay as female.
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>>80129463
Also no, not really. There is just a certain period during pregnancy when the fetus can gain the y chromosome. If you don't, then its just another x
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>>80128099
>Trump literally turned all American men into transfems, legally.
told you he was a liberal

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>try to fap last night
>takes over a minute to get a half-decent chub
>get bored of mastubating
>instant boner-loss
>too tired to bother getting it back up and finishing
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Anon you're 24

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on couch with bf edition

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where the sugar daddies who are sexually attracted to average looking at best pathetic losers at?
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>>80129466
the one on top was aether there, can tell because of the star on the other's neck
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If you have a boy on your lap how do you hide the boner? Would you be upset if your bf popped one while you were trying to be wholesome?
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>>80129491
what do you need money for?
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>>80129393
gay and non canon pair

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Why is white girl music so good. Lady gaga, Taylor swift, Rihanna, Kesha, etc. The more of a crashout she is the better. There should be a scientific reason.
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Max Martin uncovered a holy grail that makes you bop along
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>>80129373
thats mostly gay guy music except for taylor swift
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Hatsune Miku mogs them all
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>>80129373
>Lady gaga, Taylor swift, Rihanna, Kesha
garbage
Norah Jones, however...
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>Why is white girl music so good
Ikr I cant help but OOOH OOOOOOH along to phoebe bridgers

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Why do women take pride in being unpleasant?
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Incels chatting about punching down is the funniest shit considering all they ever do is berate women while not having the balls to confront "Chad" for stealing all the women. Almost like they don't have an issue with hypergamy itself and are just mad they aren't at the top instead.
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>>80128025
if chad holds no accountability for popping cherries left and right, then stacy does not hold accountability for simps giving away their life savings to see her bleached asshole.
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>>80126682
Just say Idaho
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>>80128025
Chad does not steal all women. It's women that have a nearly parasocial relationship with Chad and should get real instead
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>>80126734
on god skibidi pajeets rizz ohio sigma? fr fr no cap

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nothing gives me more melancholia than when the sun is down and the clouds are turning pink, especially if they are big cumulonimbus clouds and its hot. makes me go crazy with sadness
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>>80126436
weather usually doesn't make me sad but nights like >>80126896
or afternoons like >>80126714
can either make me really nostalgic yet calm or really blue
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>>80126436
Same, but just because it reminds me of this video I saw many years ago.
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>>80126436
>>80128221
Also this bootleg game I played when I was young. Look at the background, it's beautiful, seeing the shadows of the trees. Fascinating.
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>>80128221
whats that for a video?
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i like going on bike rides and catching the sunset at local parks. theres one park where they have an observation tower with a great view of the surrounding area. but whats interesting is sunsets are all different, some arent great at producing color and others produce insane colors

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Have any of you managed to escape inceldom?
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>>80128263
>demon maxing
I don't know what this means
I was basically a polarizing dickhead, I HAD to make sure you either liked me or hated me, and pretending my life was one big party or that I was always busy with something or another when I was just at home playing Mount and Blade or whatever
Women are retarded and fell for this
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>>80128322
This is the type of simpcel that will jump at the chance to be a beta provider for the first single mother to so much as glance in his direction

chudcels may be cringe, but at least they have a tiny shred of self-respect. simpcels have nothing. and both groups get the same amount of sex (0)
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>>80125423
did you try taking baths in bleach?
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>>80126980
>>80127163
>>80127994
How many rejections prior to having sex? If the girl approached you then you're well-above average and were never even close to being an incel.
>>80127971
>turboslut (former incel)
I doubt you even believe this obvious lie.
>>80125423
If you can learn to be happy being an incel, then that's good. If you looked at the average 5'5 ugly guy you'd assume he's an incel but he's probably had sex hundreds of times with various women. You don't need to be le epin gigachad to be happy. That's just a highschooler mindset.
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>>80129461
>turboslut
I forgot to mention I'm 38
A body count of 25-ish from 23 to 38 is not that high for a dude. Also I'm a man, I can't be a "slut."


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