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I am a genuinely bad person and I live a better and happier life than the vast majority of people on Earth
I imagine it's pretty dang sad that self-righteous, moralfag normies and self-pitying, crybaby incels and robots will never know the joys of pure evil
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Guys look how evil and incredibly non obvious I'm being in my childish attention seeking behaviors today
Please acknowledge me btw as I have unresolved conflict in my heart that I want you to sort out
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>>77879099
What can I say besides fippy bippy.
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>>77879113
you could consent to be choked

tutorial on how to stop ruining my life please
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>>77879167
i wanna change now though sniff i wanna be normal
>>77879178
i've thought about therapy. i have a reference to a psychiatrist but never bothered to do anything with that information, i'll make myself an appointment. i wanna see what's wrong with me first..
i dont like the sound of meds but meditation sounds alright.. though i dont know how to clear out my head
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>>77878778
I didn't go into it to try and put my life together, but that's what ended up happening - what about BJJ?

You have to hold down some kind of job in order to afford it. Already that's a bit of stability that you have to introduce into your life. Then you have to schedule your time, and therefore your sleep, so you can make it to class. You have to have a certain amount of athletic prowess to keep up with the class. You need a certain amount of constitution to be able to handle sparring without having to stop to get your energy back in the middle of the round. You'll have to be able to talk to the people around you eventually. You'll have to stay on top of your laundry because people would notice immediately if you rewear your gear. You'll need some level of nutrition in order to fuel your body in order to get to class. Then, if you manage to do all that, you have this neat skill that you develop that makes you interesting (to other people that grapple. Nobody else has ever given half a shit about me).

I always think "as long as I can make it into the gym, I must be doing something right in life."
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>>77878933
you didn't ruin it. you took one step and then backed away at the last moment. you can always wait and try that step again.

>>77879091
you can say if you want.

is it okay to post in your threads ;; or should i not be in here
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>>77879226
>i wanna see what's wrong with me first..
Yeah that's quite important. Sometimes you just need insight to see how to fix a problem. However, it is also important to take an active role in the process. Don't be afraid to ask questions and tell the doctor if things aren't going well.
>though i dont know how to clear out my head
Medication helps but the bulk of the effort should still be from you. They're just a boost to make it easier for you to build up resilience. Meditation would really help you.
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not to take the spotlight or anything but since this thread is pretty active can someone tell me how to get a job? none of that JUST APPLY LMAO bullshit and none of that JUST ASK YOUR DAD LMAO bullshit. i want the *real* answer.

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Lilac Edition!

>Your Mbti type (Take a test if you don't know it)
>do you like lilac?
>is lilac a good person?
>is infj x isfj compatible?


Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions.
>The reader should understand that these four criteria of types of human behavior are just four viewpoints among many others, like will power, temperament, imagination, memory, and so on. There is nothing dogmatic about them, but their basic nature recommends them as suitable criteria for a classification. They are also useful in understanding one's own prejudices.
>-C.G. Jung

Anons Guide to Jungian Typology
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>>77878743
yeah that pic was taken when they got together
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>>77878549
>associated 'monk mode' with just giving up and dropping out of life. Is that what you mean or something else?

It's more like... Huh. I don't actually really know to fully describe it in my own words. But it's more like setting aside all distractions. Like putting your phone away, staying off social media. focusing on building strong routines and healthy habits to help you stay on task to achieving certain goals you have in mind. I guess. The one guy I know or two who've done something similar are way too busy for me to ask about it. I feel like it's my turn do achieve or at least put in as much work as they did to get to where they got.

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>>77878755
You know, I had a feeling that that could actually be her after seeing this post. I can't explain it but it's like a feeling that someone was upset that no one realized that it's actually her as we all just ignored it and didn't question it.

>>77879054
I get the feeling that this is samefagging to cause drama. Kind of makes me feel disgusted for everyone(including myself especially) to be used like this. I think most of us just wanted to post in the thread while you(or OP if not one in the same) or using the thread to hurt someone and doxx them. For so many people to claim they want to make the thread better or whatever this is really disgusting. And it begs the question of how did someone get this pic and how does others(if you're not OP) know who's in the pic. Can you guys chill with all this drama.... I just want to fucking chat tangentially to personality types.

If what you say is true. Id recommend everyone report the OP.
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wait lilac is OP picrel?
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>>77879054
>yeah that pic was taken when they got together
If true, wow she's pretty.

>>77879212
>monk mode explained
Ok, that doesn't sound bad. I'd certainly miss you; but if you do vanish, I can certainly imagine things getting better for you.
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>>77873980
What type is the OP?

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/bfd/ Biofem Discussion Thread

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Discuss the happenings of /biofem/ without actually posting in /biofem/
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>>77879047
yep her name is gulf now
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>>77879205
A puzzling fan.
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>>77879243
oracle is berry not opea wun
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>>77879047
>Do you still post regularly on there tho?
Yes, I never actually stopped. After the incident; I just throttled back on the enthusiasm, stopped talking about myself (outside of the OP questions), and focused on trying to spread a little positivity.
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>>77879285
Okay, you're good.

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if you arent actively wishing bodily harm on mental hospital doctors, let me tell you that you are dead wrong
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>>77879067
its hell on earth, and the people responsible for the continuement of the holocaust should be killed
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>>77879057
I wish them to find more humility and more moral work, like cleaning toilets Kaizen-style.
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>>77879057
some of them are fucking cunts that dont actually help only one hospital was the doctor helpful im probably gonna end up back in a psych ward soon cause im a bitch n haven been cutting i wish id just die in my sleep REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee
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>>77879067
if you get the right meds, the good meds, then its like a month vacation in Ibiza
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Please mind the oppression machines. Sociopaths are sick and cannot be doctors, do not allow them to cross the line and make war of treatment, it is treason.

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Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

it's monday, grrrrrrr >:l

Hello
>How are you doing?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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>>77879061
>maybe at least the sounds at night will be comfy?
I'm gonna sleep like a prince, nothing like the cool ambience of rain to have a soothing nights sleep
>maybe you could lie that it damaged your car?
I already had to say that last week xD maybe I'll just come at the building at night and mess up with the power generator to make sure there isn't any electricity tomorrow!!
>oh my and now it's 20minutes
Just 15 more minutes TwT im so ready to leave this dreadful office
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>>77879052
not that great but its going somehow :3

>>77879061
hiii :D
its okay, as i said i lost all my data on my pc, but i started working on a project :3
>>77879065
yeah it sounds straight out of a scifi spy movie xD
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I didn't cut in a few years, and I never really cut deep. My life is better than ever, and I will join the military next year. Every now and then I get the urge to throw my entire life away and slice open my arms, get that feeling back. Any advice on how to deal with this? I usally do some pushups until i almost collapse in order to distract myself, but I'm searching for advice that I could apply with other people present...
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>>77878841
>I will try to at least go through the very basic stuff in the time I have left
that's a good idea. have a good studying session and best of luck with those exams.

>in case I am lucky and the problems in the exam are simple
fingers crossed.

>>77878853
hi lain! long time no see! :D

>how are you guys doin ^^
i'm doing alright. not much going on at the moment. what have you been up to?

>>77878996
hey officeanon! :>

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>>77879061
>popcorn, ice cream, salty crunchy stuff and small chocolate
wouldn't complain about any of that stuff right now...

>sounds like a good start to the week
well, there's still some week left... ^^'

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Femanons would you wear this if your boyfriend asked you to for a date?
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>>77879214
>a leash
Sure, why not?
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>>77879121
Would you be willing to wear nothing at home? The guy would do the same of course
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>>77879257
>Sure, why not?
cute.
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>>77877945
More important: would she wear bug thights
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>>77879269
>Would you be willing to wear nothing at home? The guy would do the same of course
Of course I would.

I wonder what sleeping 4 hours every night does to a brain.
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>>77878090
What's keeping you up at night fren?
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>>77878090
I started surviving on 3-4 hours of sleep on most nights out of the week (sometimes 2 hours) It's painful at first, but after a while you just get used to it
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>>77878090
>>77878920
Not meeting your sleep needs (sleep apnea counts) is the most common cause of dementia. It's rare for older adults even in their 90s or 100s to have dementia if they sleep 7+ hours a night and don't have apnea.

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I really love my gf, but I can't help myself from cheating on her whenever I can. The very idea of cucking her is so incredibly hot to me. And the very idea of getting caught one day balls deep in another woman makes me cum buckets.
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>>77878517 cont.,
None of you will ever understand or feel what love is. I would pity you, but you deserve it.
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>>77878517
>I would hope you caught std's,
It's a lot harder to catch STDs than people imagine if they are only engaging in heterosexual sex.
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>>77878539
I love my gf. In all other aspects of the relationship I try my best. Its just this one thing i need. I separate the sex from the love aspect I suppose, the sex I have with my gf is different and much more tender though it isn't as if she is not willing to do what I want in bed, but it doesn't scratch that itch that being with another woman does.

I am not looking for sex with self-respecting women or some other relationship. It is literally just sex and fulfilling that need. And ya, as a guy getting an std from a woman where the disease is not obvious is actually not common. Also lots of stds nowadays are curable too. im not too concerned. Part of me gets excited of the idea of getting one of them pregnant though and that is how I get caught.
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OP is a tranny who deserves to be raped by a pack of niggers for shitting up the board
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>>77878595
You do not love your girlfriend in any way that word is understood, or in the way that the feeling we call love manifests within us. You are pathetic, truly, if you cannot control your desires for the sake of the one you supposedly love. I would castrate myself before I betrayed the one I love. I hate you.

Why do most men openly express disgust at the suggestion of having sex with a fat woman, but most men would if given the chance, have sex with a fat woman?
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>>77878710
What orifice is this featherless biped attempting to expose?
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>>77878710
>4chan is one person
why are women stupid?
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>>77878710
>Why do most men openly express disgust at the suggestion of having sex with a fat woman, but most men would if given the chance, have sex with a fat woman?
how would i even get in there?
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>>77878710
Fat women dont have visible feminine outlines so are puke inducing
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>>77878710
>but most men would if given the chance, have sex with a fat woman?
Its still disgusting for thosewho have sex with fat woman. Its just to scratch their itch.

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>got on well with someone in a thread
>exchange contact
>get ghosted after a few days
Who wants to make it 3 times in a row for me?
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>>77879258
nah man, these boards are "anonymous" for a reason. just have fun and let it be, enjoy the moment.
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>>77879283
this anon gets it
it's why i miss omegle man
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>>77879283
>>77879290
They are superficial experiences. I crave something more.
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>>77879313
then gtfo lol

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Why are the women who play D&D so gross and weird?
My first time ever playing D&D was when a friend invited me to a campaign he was in.
I didn't know anybody else at the table.
One of the people at the table was a woman and her character was a bard who wanted to fuck anything she encountered.
She even tried to fuck the big villain of the story when we encountered him for some reason.

This experience made me avoid playing D&D with random groups again for a while.
After that I exclusively played with hand picked friends and I was almost always the Dungeon Master.

Eventually though I was bored and wanted to see about a campaign at a LGS.
I should have learned my lesson because there was a woman at this table too.
Her backstory was literally that she was a prostitute and wanted to fuck everything.
I don't even know what class she was because I'd already left the table at this point.

I get the obvious joke is like "ha men who play D&D are sexually frustrated too!"

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>>77879140
why doesnt the adventuring party have a green?
seems kinda racist
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>>77879140
My gf loves D&D lol
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>>77879140
>not doing a power move and making your character a rapist bard that sings the song of penetration as he pins her down
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I think that's a well established phenomenon throughout media. I've definitely noticed it.
>Men
Power fantasy
>Women
Sex fantasy
>Fags
Furries
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>>77879140
>look at me i have friends to play d&d with
Kill yourself normalfaggot

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>when you tell her that you watch anime
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>>77879299
>>when you tell her that you watch anime
3DPD. I am loyal to my waifu
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>>77879299
>don't watch anime
No wonder I'm single...

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All u gotta do is take it easy anon
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>>77879005
>yeah i wonder the same thing sometimes. Stepmommy says it's nonsense...

i'm starting to think being ghosted in countless interviews did massive damage to my mental health and i can't recover

i will be honest, i like resting as much as possibly can, but i worry way too much about financial life

i mean, i'm fucking 29 for christ's sake, my life become such a fucking mess that i seriously think i need the best mental health treatment and a miracle in my life

ironically enough, i'm not into religion and i hate churches cause i think churches are miserable places and extremely boring and annoying

but sometimes i wonder if my life can be fixed and be better at all

depression, fear, despair, anxiety, anger, sadness, dread, i been overwhelmed with those negatives thoughs and emotions


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>>77878497
>A lot of American posters just suck
Americans are an interesting bunch. You've got most of the smartest people on the planet but also the exact opposite in spades. I suppose that's bound to happen with 300 million people. Most of the burgers I've interacted with from here were quite nice.

>>77878751
>since all of my frens live west of me
That's mostly the case for me. I used to stay up really late playing Animal Crossing with other anons

>>77878782
>With some BBQ sauce or as is. Maybe sometimes with ketchup
I usually go with ketchup but I think Heinz uses a different recipe here. I like honey mustard too but I've only ever found that in one place and they stopped selling it.
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>>77879274
>Americans are an interesting bunch. You've got most of the smartest people on the planet but also the exact opposite in spades. I suppose that's bound to happen with 300 million people. Most of the burgers I've interacted with from here were quite nice.
;^) why I hope I'm one of those smart Murricans you've interacted with and think are quite nice.
>I usually go with ketchup but I think Heinz uses a different recipe here.
Probably does. The US has a sugar cartel issue where they end up dumping so much sugar and corn syrup into food. I miss this unsweetened ketchup I used to be able to get but they stopped selling it. I'm tempted to make my own though.
>I like honey mustard too but I've only ever found that in one place and they stopped selling it.
rip, I've never really tried mustard though. The smell puts me off. I do tend to like alium stuff though so maybe I should give it a chance.
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>>77879274
>>77879297
Actually, scratch that, apparently mustard isn't an alium plant, I'm vindicated in not trying it B^).
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>>77879038
>Garlic sauce sounds nice, I'm not a huge fan of mayo though
y not?
also wut do u think about Heinz ketchup?
>Do you like crab with garlic sauce? I love it.
u mean real crab or immitation crab? I never tried real crab
>>77879097
>but sometimes i wonder if my life can be fixed and be better at all
what would happen if u grit ur teeth and tried again untill u succeded? Because i genuinely don't see another option other than doing what u hate until u dont have 2 anymore.
>>77879274
but now u got euro frens 2 play with as well! SO u don't have 2 stay up too late

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>>77875943
How is Samuel so bull-like and kino? He just seems to fuck everyone he comes across in the ass until their internal organs explode. The Bull King.
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>>77877010
It's his teetotaling and no-fapping ways. He has ascended to a higher level of consciousness.
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>>77877242
I wish I could be as powerful as the Samuel.
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>>77875943
colored eyes are creepy
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>>77875943
If I fap, I feel like crap.
I really don't like throwing my energy away with fap.
If I eat good food (healthy and lacto-vegetarian), I feel fine. But If I eat other kinds of food, I have bad thoughts.


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