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What causes incels to turn into dictators?

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What exactly do normies have against listening to video game music? It definitely has more artistic merit than the popslop they listen to.
Whenever I put any on around people everyone looks at me like a fucking leper. A girl once broke up with me after finding out I listen to it.
I hate that I have to keep my taste in music more secret than the nuclear launch codes.
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Stop caring if normies think you're "weird." Normies spend thousands of dollars a year on useless shit, go to noisy bars, and have casual sex. Their approval means nothing.
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>>84158006
Because it makes you look like a fucking manchild retard
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>>84159722
any shitty rap song has a lot more layers into it than vidya music, which is deliberately diluted to not bother with what matters.
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>>84160257
Nobody actually thinks this.
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>>84159651
>i am an exception, therefore the rule is invalid

i would do a lot of things just to hear his voice again
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>>84160247
deleted the account? his accounts still up. anyways to save time, what are the first and last letters of your discord username

>>84160282
yes there is, im gonna solo travel one day. that's adventurous. ill just be a skinbag when i do it
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already at 11kms, 1/3 of the way there
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I just found out castlevania SotN doesn't require thumbstick input I am ecstatic my busted ass Dualshock drift won't impede me from experiencing kino
>>84160308
Have you done it before? Travel in general even
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>>84160341
it costs so much to fix stick drift btw i recommend getting a new controller if you end up needing one. enjoy castlevania
>Have you done it before? Travel in general even
yeah, not solo travel, but i have travelled. not out of the country either. but one day i will
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>>84160359
I'm BROKE next time I get expendable income it's going to new earphones. I got 150 CAD to my name and I'm saving it for band merch when I'm at a concert later
>not out of the country
Doesn't count desu

I left one of my chickens outside and a wild dog ate it D:
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>>84160263
that's sad, I fucking hate dogs honestly, I love cats
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>>84160263
Jesus christ dude.
It's shit like this why I would never let any animal of mine outside without supervision
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oh yeah, a few days ago I planted some magical beans and this happened!
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>>84160380
FUCK I forgot the image lol
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>>84160383
there was a castle and a golden chicken that gave me her golden egg and I sold it for 100000g(gil?)

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I wanna kms bc i will never have any friends or a girlfriend
it's so over for me
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Kill yourself jew scum
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>>84158894
Yeah i will, don't worry
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>>84158925
How though, what's the best commonly available method?
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>>84158614
please dont hurt yourself buddy...
you can still find those relationships
do u play any online video games? using a microphone & having a shared interest to talk about is a great way to make connections
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this stupid whore thinks she special because she bought a pack of cigarettes ? on par with dumb whores taking selfies just to shit on some random guy at the gym

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Wouldn't an advanced battle ship not have some sort of automated sprinkler system. How does this happen
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>>84159729
I wouldn't doubt there was a few contraband smuggled on board. There's plenty of places to hide shit on a ship that big.
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>>84159600
american sailors were once famous for their skill in damage control; what happened?
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>>84159600
they wouldn't have sprinkler systems in ductwork though which is how the fire spread. since it started in the laundry i'm guessing the dryer exhausts were not properly hooked up or improperly maintained and years and years of lint was making its way into the regular air ventilation systems.
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>>84159780
The navy hasn't seen ship related combat since WWII.
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no they do have a lot of sprinkler systems
>>84159729
they dont take shit, carriers are full of corruption and stupidity

sounds like some retarded negro was smoking in laundry and then fucked it up for everyone

Just saw on Instagram that men are proud to be virgins at 25+

How comes so many men are comfortable dying a virgin?
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>>84160105
This is the tl;dr of my post basically >>84160119
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>>84157827
Acceptance. I figured out that my brain is wired wrong and I have to be celibate for the safety of others.
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>>84159937
The highest IQ ethnicity except Ashkenazi Jews.
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>>84158043
This but unironically. The guy who stays a virgin forever at least holds his dignity and knows his worth, not allowing any female to exploit him for resources. The normie who has sex a couple times/gets in a relationship either fucked a landwhale or will end up being dead bedroomed anyways and probably raising kids that aren't his.
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>>84160353
There are exceptions, but yeah as an average dude dating is suffering. You have to work much harder and you still won't get the quality of girls you really want.

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Basket Weaving Edition
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>>84159551
Just kill yourself man, honestly. That Mexican slut is never coming back lol.
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>>84160152
>assuming Mike can be reasoned with
Bold of you anon
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>>84160157
Nta, but yeah, I stopped posting comments on his posts, because he's too far in his delusions to hear a single thing. He's just going to call us narcs and same fagging. He is an Israeli at heart it would seem.
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>>84160157
I don't care about reasoning with him. I want him to kill himself. It's funny seeing Maria post her tag in places and Colton divers attention away by larping. What a whore lol
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>>84158904
*notices your pool of period blood*
schlop schlop schlop

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just general chatroom vibes, talk about anything that's on your mind, you can sperg out and vent or you can just say what's been happening lately. trying to put some positive vibes in r9k, like goddamn guys cheer up a bit please
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i've never been in a chatroom before the entirety of my online presence has consisted of shitposting and arguing with retards while occasionally learning something. i have no social media presence whatsoever and i'm not sure i want one. i sometimes think i should get a job but i already have lots of money so it would only be to socialize and then if that's the goal then why not pick a job that maximizes socializing. but wait, i don't want a job and i'm bad at socializing so should i really burden people trying to make a living with my autistic presence? wouldn't i be better staying as i am and not larping as someone else just to make acquaintances who are nothing like me and will likely be weirded out by me? so if that is the case then i should instead look for people like me, but nobody like me wants to befriend or date anyone without a job and i can't explain why i have money without losing relatability. it seems to be a catch 24 which is a good book and i liked the series.
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>>84160277
You seem to be an overthinker, anon. Most people are focused on their own struggles and insecurities, and won't really pay special mind to you even if you spill spaghetti, don't worry too much. You can try learning from others by asking them things, or slowly reaching out to do stuff together. Most normies are very simple-minded. I think learning how to socialize isn't LARPing, but rather, a journey.
I personally have the opposite issue, I don't know how to stfu lol. But being a good listener is a very good quality to have if you want frens.
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>>84160277
ehhhh maybe you can just lie about what you do. say something vague like graphic design or like. propane technician. i dunno.
>>84160170
cool thread OP i like its potential.
>>84160241
is this chickn? the tranny?
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>>84160303
>propane technician
ProPAne ANd ProPANE aCCesSOriES
>cool thread OP i like its potential.
Thank you anon, honestly I'm kind of bored and can't sleep, so I'm just chillposting a bit. I could've posted in drugfeel or another general but... I wanted to make one where anyone can post regardless of the topic. And idk, kinda sounds like chickn, could be.
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>>84160331
>>84160303
I am chickn tho and everyone knows I'm cisfem

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how many women are actually fujos? the great lot of em do fetishize homosexual relationships yes? this is an important question
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Not enough
I knew a girl who wanted to watch me get fucked in the ass while I ate her out and I haven't been able to stop fantasizing about it
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>>84160161
Fujo doesn't mean wants you to be bisexual, despite what faggot moids say. Most fujos are still disgusted by a man being penetrated by another man irl.

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Why are more and more guys choosing to feminize themselves and turn themselves into goon material for other men instead of becoming real men? Is looking pretty that addicting?
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Hello sars, this is my post of the ai generative astolfo and my other post also by me of the boobies transsexual desi bitch boy, totally femboy sar not transgender
I am real poster
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I wish xi jinping do the needful and invade my brown cuntpussy with big qbz rifle bayonet please fuck my bitch pussy i want entire himalayas rape by pla men with clubs i want china men batons in my brown butthole
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Barney, mlp, my little pony, i love my little pony i love barney i love barny i love mlp barneyfag bot spam
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I want thick white cocks in my desi butt now!!! Why is everyone dissapeared? I thought you were all gay faggots for brown fag bussy?
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>>84160129
we don't like jeets

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>fat men thinking they deserve love the way they are instead of locking in and getting fit
Hilarious
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>>84159025
The Welsh do, tho
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>>84158615
People say stuff like this when they don't have to put much effort into looking good and have just been normal weight their whole lives

But then something happens in life and they fall down the weight gain hole and suddenly they're like "um we shouldn't be judgemental about how people look..."
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>>84158615
I don't even have the willpower to brush my teeth, wash my ass, make my bed or take a shower consistently. I'd probably give up on a diet a week in so why bother.
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>>84160014
Same boat anon, if something is technically optional I can't be fucked to do it regularly
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shut up nigger
>be fat
>lose weight
>lift up to 2pl8
>still get zero love, zero interest from women
>get fatter than I was previously
it's all rng and anyone doing moralizing it is just trying to rationalize their own success to feel like they deserved it

you ARE the mainstream now. you call people "normies" and yet 4chan language is LITERALLY normie language. everyone is using the same terms you're using

you're just not aware because you're not on instagram and you don't go outside.

even "normie" women you call sluts talk just like you.

mogging. rizz. looksmaxxing. psl. maxxing. an hero. chad. stacy. sigma. brutal. cock carousel. simp. beta. cuck. sexual market value. tourist. subhuman. sub5. jeet. manlet. goyslop. humiliation ritual. the usual suspects.

I repeat, smarty pants: you ARE the mainstream. you ARE mainstream. sluts at your college talk just like you. broccoli hair zoomers talk like you. random indonesian women when speaking english talk just like you.

there is NOTHING special or underground about you anymore, 4chan

braindead zoomer goycattle? you're just like him. no, you ARE him.

just admit you're no different than the most mainstream normie instagram user.
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>>84160299
I feel so bad for the larping chads and whores here. I sure hope they don't take the final larp-pill and kill themselves. Oh no, that would just be terrible, if fucking retards like OP killed themselves? What a loss.
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>>84160228
>parrot imitates words it doesn't understand
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>>84160255
Then where do i get my free and easy access to sex?
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>>84160228
>normie
Normalnigger.
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>>84160228
Please don't kill yourself, normalnigger. The world needs you to bleat bad takes.

>get prescribed underarm wipes by a dermatologist since my armpits sweat a lot & antiperspirants dont help
>my fathers insurance makes them cost $50 (for a month supply)
>without his insurance, they would be $2750/month
what the actual fuck???? if my dad made $100k a year (he doesn't) he would still be spending like a third of his salary on these wipes that cost literally... idk, $10 to make? what the actual fuck is wrong with america?
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just use lime, it cuts that shit
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>>84159941
You should try trimming the hair down to a minimum, not shaving fully, then using a cornstarch based body powder (I use Gold Bond) to powder the armpits and groin area. It's what I do and the cornstarch absorbs the moisture very well.
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>>84159941
because hospitals and insurance companies decided to work together to make as muich money as possible. shit's evil. the underarm wipes probably actually cost like 20$ to produce. Other countries don't have this problem.

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never play mahjong bros... it's not worth it


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