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Would you believe Arisa Vurr used to look like this??
God she's beautiful.
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She peaked at 16. Now she looks like a 35 year old hag.
Anyone else find it funny how its always girls with big/fat faces who end up with eating disorders?
Someone post the pic
It must be posted every Arisa thread
Also post her saying nigger over, and over again.
Anyone else find it funny how every time she is posted here her full name is always mentioned?

If you were a girl, wuld you wear lolita fashion?
I'd probably wear hoodies and jeans.
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>If you were a girl, wuld you wear lolita fashion?
Of course I would!

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irl nagatoro here!!! how's life going for you anon?
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good job anon I am proud of you!

(r9k wants more creativity. fuck you r9k)
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thenks anon, : }
Reminder that Nagatoro is leagues above a fat cunt that needs to hide her wrist fat with pictures of frogs.
You're Dominican aren't you?

dont confuse cute brown girls (middle eastern or hispanic origin) for ugly niggers

is getting a gf at Uni harder than at HS?

im starting uni in 2 months as a KV and I wanna end this condition before new year desu
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Did you go to a big state school? Also, checked.
i'm not american. it was just a regular STEM focused one, nothing fancy
Well bo-ho faggot. See, that's why you're a loner. People acting like cunts to you for no reason? Well fuck them, go find someone else that isn't a cunt. Any acquaintance works. Instead you tried it once and it destroyed your little ego and you never tried again.
the girls at uni are always dtf
Maybe it's different in the US and A, but as a third year yuropoorean uni student, there's no difference, still a KHHV at 21.

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lunch in a comfy summer garden edition
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6 scratchcards as my birthday present

ALL lost. I should have won at least the minimum prize on 2 of them
medal for what lid?
Oh I am gonna eat so much chicken satay tomorrow.

Playing in the disability cup de lid.
so everybody got a medal then

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ITT: its /r9k/ but in medieval times
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neets wouldn't exist in the dark ages.
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>tfw Sir Chaddington raped my waifu and shoved me in pig shit again
is banditry a career?
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Caught another hooligan engaging in profane acts with one of my mares. The nobles laugh at me when I tell them of such occurrences!
my men would like a word with you about your PURSE and your belongings...

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i know i'm sounding like a child that likes batman or whatever, but have you ever had the urge to put on a mask and do stupid shit like i currently do? sometimes i just wanna hide my face from others, fight someone or whatever. you can call me a faggot all you want because i know how faggy this sounds but i just hope i'm not the only one.

(i know rorschach's a total maniac i just didn't have any other fitting pic on my pc)
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ye i just want to be somehow there. my enviroment of people have forgotten me.
If I became a superhero, it would be a constantly optimistic humanitarian who beats up doomers.
i also feel like i have no power. no chance of changing something in this dark place, the german politicans annoy me with their corruption and obvious arrogance. and what can i do about it? jackshit. also a reason i wanted to learn hacking, because then i could at least change something somewhere. but if you think about it that's just a digital vigilante.
do it, kill them all anon, they dont matter, you do, take revenge, give in, there just pointless men leading pointless lives, make your life have meaning anon, kill them
wasn't planning on killing anyone, just injure them if my childish desire was to come true

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Robots, are you an INTJ or an INTP?
>(optional) Who's better, INTJ or INTP?
>(optional) What do you think of the ancient INTJ vs INTP rivalry? Can they reconcile and become friends?

What? It's 2021 and you don't know if you're an INTP or an INTJ? Take one of these tests to find out:
>Wtf is mbti?

>More personality tests for bored robots?

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Huh? It's always the ISFPs trying to pretend they're INTJs. Never seen it the other way around. Weird
Only INTJs have to refer to us with -SAMA, ENTPs and other fine young men can meet us as equals. Remember, the -SAMA is in all caps to you, dont make that mistake again
... (>>64711233)

>>your type
INFJ-T!!! *^_^* :3 UwU

>>how do you act on weed
I've never tried it! :'O

However, I thought drugs united people, like gave them religious experiences and made them realize they're all from the same God/Source or something! QwQ

NO!!! >_<

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if you join forces with a likeminded INTP you can manifest destiny and become any type you want as a single collective unit. you basically become an EVA and do neat things.
I want to build a fantasy world with an INFP. The passionate idealism of an INFP combined with the logical consistency would make the perfect world.

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Letting old one die before making a new one edition
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Do you have cute hair? I've always wanted to run my fingers through a cute nap. Shit, I hope that's not rascist. Black dudes hair just looks so fluffy and cozy.
smol and cute is a meme
I was that way once and I was still miserable
now I'm only more miserable
I straightened it but because I haven't had it straightened in a while the roots are curly
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>tfw straight friends keep saying your voice is "homoerotic"
Dude, no! I envy black dudes hair so much. I mean, I'm just a cunt on the internet but let that shit fly free imo

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Despite living in one of the most divided and polarizing eras of recent history, there seems to be one thing everything can rally around.......their massive hate-boner for the youth.

>Despite being a simple video game that teens like, Fortnite is loathed by everyone, even normies
>The internet is filled with people REEEEing about how much they hate it
>Tiktok is the same

Am I the only who's noticed this? Like seriously. Tiktok is a dumb app where teens dance and have fun but the unadulterated seethe and fury it creates from millennials, self-hating zoomers, xers, boomers, and even normies is astounding. It's like people can't understand that other people will have different thoughts, opinions, and like different things from them. Let them tell it and Tiktok is inherently degenerate and is an example of how are society is being destroyed and how the youth is doomed... yet no one can ever expound on this retarded notion if you ask them.

Why do people hate the youth so much? Is it jealous/envy of their youth in such technologically advanced world? Are the youth degenerate? Is it because the youth are a product and constant reminder of the deterioration of society and the failure of the previous generations?
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No one is jealous of zoomers. This is 4chan we make fun of retards. These people are retards end of story. Maybe you would know this if you spent longer than 2 minutes on this site
this has always been a problem
lmao you just want to see children moaning.
>Because it is lame as shit.
Yes, we've established that. But what's with all the constant complaining?
>for some reason these people are perfectly fine taking internet shit and pulling it out into the real world. People would have point and laughed at me 10 years earlier if I did half the shit these kids did.
Such as?
>Nothing has changed except for people like you trying to normalize idiocy
What is idiotic about kids dancing on an app or playing a video game? Are you reading what you're typing?
>We made fun of these fucking people always have and always will. They are the next line of public retards going back to bronies to furfags to retards who like rick and morty. Get your head out of your ass and stop ignoring like decades of history and human behavior.
Stop. Furries and bronies never got half the ridicule tiktok gets. Day in, day out, people constantly talking about ''muh kids dese days" and how tiktok is ruining their generation and all other sorts of baseless complaints.
"Making fun" and REEEEing/seething are two different terms.

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All fags have aids.
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It's called G.R.I.D, Gay Related Immune Deficiency.
Don't be a faggot cuz that's gay.
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>All fags have aids.
No doubt my brother , no doubt
This is not true. Not all gaybots are infected.
Lol stop lying, lying is a sin.

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>tfw you will never eat cake infront of the Drachen Schanze
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>n0 visitors during the stream
>went offline
lame day desu
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I used to hate him to an unhealthy extend, now I just stopped caring. Is this what depression does to you?
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many such cases and many possible reasons desu
could be cause of depresso, growing a thicc skin around him or as retarded as it sounds, "maturing"
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I think I will just smoke a lil more n head to bed
please let me never wake up again
I gave up pls
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Is having someone like Drache to look down on and make fun of helping you in coping with your unrewarding life? Generally curious, since you seem very unhappy with yourself.

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This seems like the best place to ask,

What do girls think of guys who are into futanari? Have you ever told a girl you are into futunari? I heard they will think you are gay for it.

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Immediate red flag that you're a coomer spawn-creature from beyond the stars.
Liking futa is gay and cringe but liking girls with big clits is based
It's pretty normal considering today standards
What about you OP? what do you think of it?
Pretty sure I got dumped because of it lmao
i think you should tell your discord friends that /lgbt/ is two blocks down
ahhh whatever, i wont spoil your fun, its not like you have long to live anyway...

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Are Toombers still alive?
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My grandmother's 92, born in 1928.
Wait, Queen Elizabeth was born in '26. Oh well.
I personally can't wait for gen ligma
Toombers were the last of their kind, boomers and up are all the same
My gruncle is 104 and still drives. My gruncle absolutely mogs your gruncle despite being older.

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>sister had a house party with her friends last night
>i go for my run through the park
>already hear them talking and giggling at me as i leave in my workout clothes
>come back, exhausted and sweaty
>ignore them
>go to the kitchen and have my oatmeal
>they're laughing at me as i'm eating healthy after my workout
>one of the girls comes up to me and talks to me like i'm an autistic toddler
>"do you mind the loud music? let me know if it's too loud and we'll turn it down a notch"
>no, enjoy yourself
>finish oatmeal, go upstairs and play chess while listening to podcasts until they're done partying

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Ah yes, for me to be socially acceptable I should've not had that healthy meal after my workout, but instead I should've sat in a smoke filled room for hours while listening to 90IQ retards scream into my ear about shit that I couldn't care less about.

What value would I get out of that? Drunk people have nothing good to say, let alone when the music is deafening.
>You have to take the leap of faith, have a couple drinks
Not OP but if you drink alcohol after workout (or just too much on a regular basis like normies do) this will destroy your gains. Alcohol has no benefit

>They aren't out to get you.
Not OP, but I pretty much need to repeat this mantra in my head when shit like this happens.
Goddamn man, it's so hard, especially when your inner dialogue is convinced most people really don't like me. It's really crippling, even though I want to engage and be friends too. I'm not autistic though, more avoidant.
The value is social, not physical. Our species traded huge fucking chimp gains for high dexterity and social skills, working out is great and super good for you but in the long run making friends and cultivating close relationships will do more for your state of mind. Either way it's your call, that's just my two cents.
Even if I did want friends, my friends would be into more fruitful things than smoking, drinking and pretending like music at 100dB is a comfortable level to listen to.

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