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I just realized when men feel depressed and alone they cant just do drugs and take naked pictures of their body to send to people online for attention and compliments so they feel desirable. idk what i would do honestly because when all is awful at least at least theres a simp somewhere. this isnt a bait post id genuinely kms
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>>83486089
So are you going to post nudes or what, OP?
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wow it's almost like men are almost all destined to be alone and suffer thanks for reminding me in gonna hang myself
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People who post their nude bodies online are filth and should be culled.
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>>83486131
I love ewhores they're so cute and nice I wish I had an ewhore friend
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>>83486131
You are mad because you cant experience it

Men would rather be cucked by a cis woman right before their wedding than settle down with a loving trans girl

pain and suffering edition
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>>83485797
It would be fun though and that's largely why I did game dev, I didn't really have any hopes of making money from it. Some 4chan game projects happen, but I haven't heard of any recently. I doubt I'd be able to get people to want to work with me though. If anything I'd be better off spending money commissioning people for stuff.
>if there were nurse skins id buy a trillion copies
What's up with your liking of nurses? I never got the appeal, but I'm far from normal in my tastes. I don't think C would have too much use in me learning it, outside of some entertainment from challenging myself or learning neat quirks about it though.
>my phone definitely did not handle it well, ill try look at it on the laptop later IF IT WORKS
Best of luck. Apparently the record button on shadertoy doesn't make a webm that 4chan can handle, but hopefully me using webmconverter will make it work now...
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>>83485891
well...thats good enough ig. also its not a good thing your body is adaptating that easily to hangovers. it should be torturing you for drinking :p
>i'll likely be looking in the archive and picking out what you've just put forwards, house of leaves, wwe'll have to see
house of leaves is really good and a pretty introductory book for ergodic literature, id say. its worth reading. you dont have to read it if it doesnt interest you, tho :]
>i'm not saying quadruple it and fucking overdose, don't go that far, but if you've got more body mass you'll often need higher doses of things like ibuprofen, naproxen, etc.
i used to take around 3 or 4 different ones, didnt work, those things just dont work. only higher end stuff like oxy helps with anything outside of migraines.
how many discs bulging?
i had 5 herniate in my lower spine a while back. and then sciatica. literally worst pain id ever experienced.
spinal issues are awful, man. do you have other issues in your spine?
>i've never paid much attention to these types of figures before but your constant posting of them has given me an excuse to pay a little more attnetion and it's a nice change of pace to be honest
well im glad my constant figure spam has done something nice for you, lmao.
>so i want to feel the effects of it. does that make sense?
of course it does, i understand completely.
but im still gonna encourage you to treat your body better, i cant not


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>>83485916
>What's up with your liking of nurses? I never got the appeal, but I'm far from normal in my tastes.
im not sure. i couldnt tell you, i wrote like 4 different ideas as to why but none of them really sit well with me. to chalk it down
>latex
>yanderes
>menhera
>needles
are all other things i like and are things you see in nurses, but theres something about the nurse theme SPECIFICALLY that gets me. so that cant explain it.
>I don't think C would have too much use in me learning it, outside of some entertainment from challenging myself or learning neat quirks about it though.
it has entertainment uses, good enough :]
oh yeah, btw, have you ever thought of doing your own commission work with your c# skills? maybe you could make money to fund your own project. and of course improve your skills.
>but hopefully me using webmconverter will make it work now...
looks like it worked, somewhat, the quality is pretty compressed. its cool, tho
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>>83486028
I'unno. Creatives can often be at ends with one another and without any kind of way to prove that my ideas are good, most people wouldn't be impressed if I had to guess. There are lots of people who can throw about ideas that sound good enough but they either can't implement them(and thus seek out others to do so) or their ideas melt upon further scrutiny.
>>83486039
I didn't figure that you liked needles or latex. That makes more sense then, although I would've guessed the caretaker aspect would've been the appeal and not the more dark associations.

I don't know if people really do commissions for C# stuff, do they? I haven't heard of anyone doing commission work, but I have heard of people doing contract work for programming but the stories I heard weren't very nice. Plus there's a swarm of Jeets nowadays using AI to code their shit for them(that barely or doesn't work) that I'd have to stand apart from if I had to guess. Also yeah, the compressed quality for those shaders sucks. The actual stuff rendered looks much nicer. They also scale much better.

Speaking of commissions and stuff, if you did actually get back and get good with your art then you could do much the same and then buy more of your lewd figures and posters.
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after downloading a pic of every nurse figure on my wishlist i realise there isnt all that much really

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No good books on /lit/
no good games on /v/
no good movies on /tv/
no good shitposts on /r9k/

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Cheeky edition
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>>83485483
Mumsy says he's not allowed to stay on his computer when his family are visiting. Expect he's got at least one perfectly functional sibling that proves all his theories about his parents causing his issues wrong.
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>>83485414
Classic shippy meltdown
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>>83485483
Turks/Muslims don't celebrate it, its just like any other day as he said himself
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Need to feed sneed, me X
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spose ill go to bed then, christmas was alri

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Would any femanons want a younger bf? If yes, what would you want him to be like?

>inb4 inaccurate pic
Men are generally taller than women post puberty. It's just a pic.
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>>83486018
Do you ever get any bites on these threads? You sure make them a lot.
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>>83486030
Then you would know I only ever ask questions. I've never asked anyone for contact in them.
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fyi anon. foids usually only like moids older than them. unless they like shotas. but you're still SOL in that case too.
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>>83486035
This is the first time I've ever clicked on one. I'm old and want a younger fembot so this is opposite world for me here. Honestly thought this was a dating ad or something kek.
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>>83486018
I have this preference and Im curious how much of a negative it is for women, like if a high quality younger guy wanted you would you reject him for being younger?

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, /r9k/!

I have too many Steam keys from too many charity bundles, so I'm going to give away some games for free.

List of Available Games:
https://pastebin.com/RsU95wm0

Simply post:
>(1) a game that you want from the Pastebin list,
>(2) a short description of who you are and why you want that game,
>and (3) a throwaway email for me to send you the Steam key.
Please put some effort into (2), so that if anybody tries to trick me and get multiple games, then they'll at least be putting effort into fooling me.

If someone else has already claimed your choice, then please pick again.
If Humble Bundle gives me an error, then please pick again.

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>>83485231
would you rather no positivity? It's christmas and op is giving stuff out. If he wanted a game I'd probably give him one.
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1.) Hello can I please have Watchmen the End is nigh?

2.) I'm a guy who stays in the West Coast of the USA who used to play that game back in the day on Xbox live arcade. I LOVED it and had no idea it was ported to PC. Thank you.

3.) kemej29733@mucate.com
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>>83485231
Some dudes came into this thread asking for nothing and just thanking him for last year. That was genuine gratitude expressed for no further personal gain, as expressing the message or not wouldn't have resulted in an additional game.
Now in secret Santa threads, elements of game theory come at play that do expose scummy behaviour.
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>>83485775
Watchmen should now be in your inbox.
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>>83485754
Not saying you can't have ANY, but the excess amounts seen when people are asking for free shit is obviously performative. Am I being a little schizo? Maybe. I'm not just talking about these threads or 4chan by the way.
>>83485794
Yeah, I'm talking about the opportunists, not those dudes.

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I just saw something life ruining
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>>83484947
He saw his cat and cumed and the cat hissed at his dick
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>>83485000
Same except it was my mom who did it
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>>83485675
That fuuuuuuucking sucks lol
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>>83484947
What was it dawg?
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>>83485000
you gonna greentext or what?

Stop being such a nice guy loser that nobody likes
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>>83486068
Beautiful white or Hispanic girls that look like that are everything.
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>>83486072
>most aggressively average woman anyone has ever seen
>PLEASE LET ME WORSHIP HER
retards like you are why things are so shit now
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>>83486100
Did it ever occur to you that you might be a homosexual?
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>>83486068
If you're an incel then just get laid
if you're suicidal then just don't be
if you're unwell then just get well

You're a fucking genius, aren't ya?

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Do you like sniffing Asian and Latina women's asses?
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>>83483932
Yeah it's the ass sweat + pussy smell that we like
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>>83482356
female musk is one of the most intoxicating things you can smell anons. it's also the fastest way to tell whether you really like her or not.
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>>83485119
True. When it's a pleasant musk it's totally boner inducing
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i sniffed a latina girls feet and butt. yea
ive never known an asian girl
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>>83485970
Sounds awesome. How was it?

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You're probably wondering how I got here
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i'm wondering. Lay it on me.
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>>83485096
>>83486061
Be honest, did you samefag for the bit?
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>>83486067
Dreamcast is so sexy
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>>83486097
This is a dreamcast thread
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>>83486087
Yes, I can see.. You're wondering if I'm a samefag, as if that could help you discern the reason for my arrival

>Be average male
>Too poor too ugly to get bio females
>Born too early to get hyper realistic sex robots, vr gf simulation, or cloning
>Born too late to get a trad wife from just being a farmer or coal miner
Born just in time to get a pasing femboy or tr00n gf... oh wait never mind you missed out on that too.

That train ended in 2020. Now they act just like bio females. Chad only or buy their only fans and beat off with your tears

Fucckkkkkkkk

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Why are trump supporters so much more attractive than liberal men to women?
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>>83485475
Hanging out with right wingers is just as bad as hanging out with left wingers. Both make you hate yourself because both are fucking cucks.
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>>83485475
ok I guess xenforo where people take hormones and get surgery is less transgender
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>>83485476
STOP RIDICULING US FOR NOT TAKING THE FAUCI OUCHIE YOU FUCKING TROON
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>>83485082
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>>83485177
I'm apolitical, but this is a cope.

Women like men who are against the grain, not with it. Society is super liberal. To women, that's boring. They want novelty and excitement.
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>>83485510
you've never met a woman

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Mmm, miyo giving us a Christmas gift in the form of a sexy new selfie to cum all over
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>>83485995
how? i dont know the miyo lore
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>>83485995
Imagine going to prison over mid ghetto gutter slut pussy
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>>83486031
I remember seeing it in the Marcs e haram discord server when I was in there. I guess she got him swatted and he got arrested. Probably someone in the server reported it because she was posting their sex pictures like a retard after admitting he was like 45 and they met up in a hotel
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>>83486074
how old is miyo?
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>>83486092
Old nig hag

Do you guys post on incels.is? Or maybe browse any blackpill channels? My favourite is thomas white livestreams.
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>>83485792
what does ran through actually mean? at what point is a woman ran through?
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>>83486026
any women that has 1 bodycount is ran through
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White men are required to reject all ideologies and moggmaxx, boyos. Whoremaxx, boyos. He is needed now more than ever. Before his time

https://youtu.be/hP9qfMM_Ttc?si=BUZq5Kb8Hjy_dwZW
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>>83486046
This anon speaks the truth. Although I would give some leeway to two if she's late 20-early 30s and they were in serious relationships. The second a woman has even had even one casual sex partner she is broken beyond repair. Sex no longer has any special meaning in a relationship
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>>83486086
Loads of steroids and high as fuck on stimulants while fucking prostitutes? That's the message?


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