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why are white nationalists against non whites fucking white women if they prefer asian women anyways?
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>>51586298
Fuck you nigger trash burn in hell
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>>51586425
This
If you close your borders and assimilate blacks/latino/etc everybody will turn white again in a few generations
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>>51586298
They aren't all opposed to it
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>>51587419
>Fuck you nigger trash burn in hell
what a cogent argument
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>>51586298
>why are white nationalists against non whites fucking white women if they prefer asian women anyways?
Because more nonwhites fucking white women means less opportunities for other white men. Regardless of my own preferences if other white men have white babies then my goals are accomplished.
Plus there's the added benefit of possibly raising my children in China, where they actually give a fuck about Chinese people.

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>>51587578
That's assuming that the ethnostate would be the entirety of our current landmass and whites wouldn't be overrtaken by immense numbers of nonwhites that are able to form tribal coalitions like they already do. None of that would happen.
Find a small portion of the United States with coastal acess, and encourage non white passing individuals to leave. Then your scenario is realistic.

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If you have more than one waifu kindly do not post here.
If you keep changing waifus all the time kindly do not post here
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>>51586007
What in tarnation is that thing?
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Was also very surprised but happy to see this in a general bookstore! They also had a giant corner with just manga in general and most of it was pretty new stuff actually. Too bad Fennec probably won't be in them.
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>>51587496
Holy shit, have you never been in a bookstore in the past two decades?
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>>51580367
I don't mind really. If people want to dress up as her, I sure as hell can't do anything about it. A lot of them look pretty good honestly.
>>51581962
Offer my hand and ask if she's okay.
>>51587178
That's pretty cute, Frenen.
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>>51587110
This honestly.
Not a haremfag myself but more power to you fren

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Why do you guys complain so much about being a virgin lol its not like it matters just go out and get laid if u hate it so much
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>>51587200
Venting is for pussies keep ur feelings to urself like a real man
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>>51586044
Just went outside. Started a family with a worthwhile woman. Thanks OP.
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>>51587220
HA you sound like a total faggot
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>>51587270
Its literally pointless tho unless ur talking to a therapist ir whatever what even is the advantage of bothering someone with ur problems
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>>51586309
>bait this weak
try harder

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>be me 15yo
>meet girl online
>pretty nice, talk a lot
>like, a lot
>meet irl
>eh she's nice
>start dating
>she's actually a basic thot, but I wouldn't understand, she's my first gf
>see again
>do ecchi stuff
>relationship over after 13 months
>only afterwards realize what a thot she was

I 100% unironically regret having lost my virginity to this girl. I mean sure it was fun, but now when I meet the love of my life who might be a virgin, I can't say the same for myself. This isn't a "fuck you" to you robots, quite the opposite: you should be proud of not having fucked thots or actual whores. Sex isn't anything that magical, you should not be depressed for being a virgin. /rant, /blog

Anon, tell me about what you've been struggling with recently
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>>51583907
Fucking KEK&sons
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I recently found out that the girl I have been crushing on for almost a year likes me back. The problem is that shes polysexual, and I'm neither good looking enough, nor confident enough to be in a poly relationship
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Fuck, this site is full of filth and seems mostly like an echo chamber of negativity, but I always come back because there is no other better no committment place to come to, to feel a sense of community. If there is a better place, please leave in reply. Pretty sure its not a rule to mention other websites here.
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this makes me feel like a piece of shit because my problems are really petty but

the biggest thing is my fucking next door neighbor who says i'm selfish and making me all about it just because i keep asking him every once in a while to turn down his fucking tv or loud music or whatever the fuck so i can go to sleep at night

i can't fucking help getting up at 6 or 7 in the morning for my shitty part-time job, i used to be a NEET who slept all day, i never wanted this shit but here we are

but he kept trying to talk his way out of it saying it was probably 'carryover noise from upstairs', if it's them then why the fuck do i only hear it in one area through my bedroom wall and not the ceiling or somewhere else in my apartment or some shit

he says i'm self centered because he made all these accommodations for me that i never fucking ask for, i just ask sometimes to keep it down a bit because i have to be up in the morning but he makes it sound like i'm constantly harassing him about this shit, which i'm not, i hadn't contacted them or complained in like two fucking weeks because i thought this shit might go away if i ignored it like i often do

i just want to sleep, i can't do 4-5 hours a night, i need 7 or more, i hate this shit

and i feel like shit for disturbing him too since i just want to play vidya and be left alone

i cried myself to sleep because i'm a fucking wuss who couldn't handle one (1) mild confrontation what the fuck
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I get treated like shit at school because I'm unattractive, introverted and I guess awkward. Behind my back by other girls but also directly to my face by boys. I'm becoming deathly afraid of anything that involves putting myself out there because of it. The last time I did a class presentation a group of guys literally laughed at me among themselves while I was trying to talk.

I've come to not expect much sympathy here but I also don't have anyone I can admit this to in person.

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>when the discussion starts going some places that offends a certain people
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>>51587180
heyahssh
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>>51587651
Not gonna lie you sound pretty dumb to be claiming genius status
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>>51587180
swarming
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>>51587677
Thats your opinion. And I choose to ignore it.
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>>51587724
>Thats your opinion. And I choose to ignore it.
Then isn't your genius rebuttal of anti-life anon just you thinking highly of yourself?

What is the most bizarre thing that has ever happened to you?

Tell us the story.
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>>51587674
Maybe a few minutes all together writing replies, far less than it takes you to phone post.
>10 minutes
>Wastes ten minutes of his life because he keeps getting baited into replying like an idiot.
IMAO. Nice trolling, retard.
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>>51587485
>I type over a hundred words per minute
You should write a large paragraph to me telling me how much you love sucking my cock and drinking my cum.

>Imagine sitting there on a Friday night
You're here too. Imagine being this retarded.
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didnt happen to me but its a bizarre thing i do
i go to a river near me and beat my meat behind a wall for the thrill
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>>51587725
A loose grip on time is another symptom of a schizoid personality disorder anon, I would see a shrink if I were you.
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>>51587732
>You should write a large paragraph to me telling me how much you love sucking my cock and drinking my cum.
Thanks for confirming your homosexual urges but I'm going to have to decline. I'm sure there are plenty of other threads for your fantasies.
>Friday night
>It's not Friday where I live
Retard doesn't understand timezones.
>>51587762
>schizoid personality disorder
It's Schizo, idiot. Schizoids don't have any issue with reality but you would know that if you weren't mindlessly repeating pop sci phrases you have picked up.

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>tfw no gotochi-kyara bf
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>>51587260
How long have you been doing this for?
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>>51587260
anon your dedication to shitposts of this nature is astounding, maybe you could use this virtue positively in your life

Walking down the street when a group of thots were near the corner i was about to pass.

> One of her friends giggles and said my friend said papi (normal fag sexual innuendo)

>Not a fag and not a sperg so i smiled and started talking to them

Tfw imma chad and your still stuck inside lmao lmao lmao

Not bait either btw i just had to brag so i would sound conceded this actually happened around 3:15 also im black so its easy imma 7/10
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>>51587523
My bad she said my friend called you daddy autisic grammer mistake
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>>51587523
Good for you, sounds like you had a good time. I'm fine with being inside on a Friday night though

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Well anons. Another friday. Another drink. Why are you drinkink fellow anon? And what are you drinking?cheap Brandy and becouse im a fucking failure. Fucked up school, now basicaly a NEET, 19 year old without job, school and any friends. Ama
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>>51587571
Do me a favour and die you cunt.
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>>51587420
> stop wasting my time making threads

bitch nobody is forcing you to read the thread or reply, lmao
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>>51587656
lmao, lmao lmao lmao
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>>51587383
>children who sniffed some whiskey and think that makes them an alcoholic.
I drank a fifth of Gordon's gin every day for a year and detoxed on the fucking plane back to my home country
I might be sober now but I'm not green in any way, shape, or form
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>>51587656
Hell yea bro. God damn!!! Noice

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So, who's right here?
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If child A can play the flute so good they must already have a flute. Can't be good at playing a flute without having one. Bitch doesn't need another
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>>51585293
B because the other two options are just retarded
i feel like this is a strawpoll of some sorts
like hur dur i told you (insert my personal bias) was right
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>>51585293
Child B should make another flute for Child A in exchange for some flute lessons. Child C can fuck itself.
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>>51586104
child B should do whatever the fuck it wants
child A shouldn't be such an entitled cunt
child C should ask child B how to make one for himself
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Child B because taxation is theft
>but muh b is actually the commie option
Interesting perspective, however if i may provide a rebuttal shove it up your ass.

CNN reporter strips for virgin robot
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Starts at 9:30
https://vimeo.com/284819112

Why do alt-right faggots like Nietzsche so much even though he would be repulsed by them?
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When will people start taking Nietzsche seriously though? We still live by the Christian perception of right and wrong, good and evil... We're still a bunch of ignorants; a bunch of sheep.
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>>51587642
What the hell is an applejack anyway?
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The alt-right reads Nietzsche like he was some sort of boomer self help guru
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>>51587688 (heil'd)
same with evola
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The alt-right does not exist.

Fapping to anime feet hands free tonight and just wanted to tell everyone
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>>51587365
Thanks for sharing, anon. Keep us posted and share a rating of your experience:)
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>>51587365

Why feet when there's thighs?
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>>51587441
>>51587445
Thanks, you're welcome. This thread will be long dead by the time I finish though. Hands free requires a lot of patience.

>>51587458
To each their own, anon.
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>>51587591
>Hands free requires a lot of patience.
Anon, you are hands free, so you have no excuse. I would like updates by the minute, and a self review of your fap upon completion
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>>51587662
I'm not sure I can multitask this much anon, I need to focus!

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This is a test to see if you're a normie. Please read each line, and count the number that apply to you for a final score:


>You are passionate about something that could be turned into a career or that pays money
>You enjoy hanging out with other people in real life, and talking to them in person
>You enjoy the act of mouth-to-mouth kissing with the opposite sex
>You can honestly say that you love your parents and (if you have them) siblings
>You do not believe that the media is overwhelmingly controlled by strongly self-identified jews who are subverting western society
>You can easily wake up at 7am or earlier every morning, and actually prefer to do so (you are an "early bird")
>You enjoy the activity of exercising, and do not simply do it out of habit or just for results
>You prefer the company of other humans over pets (domesticated mammals) or complete solitude
>You have legitimate or interests that could be practiced while socializing with other people in real life
>You enjoy drinking alcohol, and being drunk gives you a desire to socialize with other people

SCORE:

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>>51585956
Just use this robot test kek
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>>51585956
Got a score of 3, always get a cyborg on every test.
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A legit 1. Mostly because I am a depressobot though
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>>51587596
different test. first test is for normie privilege. that test is something altogether different
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>>51587663
>>51587596
69... heh
Cyborg, seems more accurate




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