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There are fewer and fewer of us here isn't there? The arrested development is becoming more striking.

How do you expect to connect with anyone in the future? Is it weird to join groups full of 20 year olds who probably have more life experience than you?
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>How do you expect to connect with anyone in the future?
I don't. I'm capable of making small talk with random people when I go fishing or for a hike but I haven't made a friend in over a decade.
>Is it weird to join groups full of 20 year olds who probably have more life experience than you?
I don't know and I don't care, I don't like being around people that age.
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>>83305170
>20 year olds
>Kids
Are you retarded? Or just tarded?
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I will be 32 this year. Big loser working in retail
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38 here

having difficulty coping with the fact that I pretty much missed the boat on marriage and having kids and all that. had a feeling in my 20s but it actually hitting you is a different kind of feel. I imagine it will only get worse when I hit my 50s and beyond
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NEET getting gibs
Living with my mother

The worst thing is the balding part kicking in.
Can't even hide my age any longer.

I swear everyday I keep finding out just how fake and gay history really is. Its all fucking Jews behind it.
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>>83306715
The Jew Karl Marx has done more damage to the ruling elites than any neonazi subhuman bootlicker ever could hope to.
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you know there is a lot of history before America existed, right?
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>>83306706
>why isnt a aipac registered as a foreign entity?
because it is made up entirely of US citizens. And funded by US citizens.
If you want to question the legality of dual citizenship, then this must be done to ALL dual citizens, not just Israelis. And you also have to prove that AIPAC is funded mostly by dual citizens. As of now, AIPAC represents the will of a group of American citizens. I don't even have to like AIPAC to understand this lmao
Lobby them for what, I ask again, since you avoided it. What is the % of the US gdp that is given to Israel in grants?
Why don't you talk about what the US gets in return for that?
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>>83306719
>it should be obvious to you that those in power have been indoctrinating you since birth and controlling society behind the shadows
Peak kike moment, zoomers gradually began to hate them
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american blacks are golems

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look at my boyfriend people, isn't she cute >w<
fuck do i wanna snuggle up with it and fuck the shit (literally) out of it
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is this indigo white
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>>83304103
30 year old women btw
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>>83304103
So now women are pretending to be femboys?

What stage of gender war have we reached?
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>>83305926
none. the gender trend is now over, now is when teenagers who started dosing at 15 start regreting hard. the ftm femboy thing is a streech, people will remember this as an absolute psychosis and looking back no one will understeand why we let kids start taking hormones
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>>83304103
She's cute. It worries me I can't tell if she's a boy or not

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Does this pose incite anything in you? This is a sexually inflammatory pose designed to evoke butt lust.

Women are too powerful when they learn how to advertise their asses. Some women seem to have a finer instinct for it. I've never seen anything that tops the jack-o-pose though.
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>>83306687

What do you mean? I don't think penis size matters much here because the ass is wide open similar to pic-related. You don't really have to work as hard to get through the butt cheeks.
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It makes me focus more on the legs than the butt, honestly. It really displays the legs well
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>>83306678
the ass is spread too wide, it makes me think only of shit smell
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>>83306722
you need to be decently large to do it do it from the back, because the hole isn't on the back of the body
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>>83306722
Penis size matters because you have to move back and forth, the smaller it is the less room you have to move, and that's tricky in weird positions like this.

But also the crookedness is the real problem since I can't bend it down all the way. My boner points up to the ceiling when erect.

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fembot, this will be you this christmas
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>>83306558
I need time to process this.

Men lack confidence, not socialised properly.

Bunny ears is why i put my index fingers by my head and hop lol.

I tell people how my family neglected me and how i was raped.
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>>83306596
Like I said: we're very vanilla. We rarely do oral, so it is out of the ordinary for us since I don't really like it. It does make me feel uncomfortable, but it's an exception I'm willing to make every once in awhile. OP's pic is a big no. No exceptions on it.

We've done anal, but that's something I asked because I wanted to experience it. It hurt the entire time both times even though I prepared, but it was something out of the ordinary for us.
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>>83304310
>>83304334
Is this shit just done to get (You)s? to see if anyone takes the bait?

>>83306596
Most of the threads here scream that. I can't tell what dives the creation of them, but it's almost like anons here have never been outside a box and just guesstimate what reality is based on shitposting trends.
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>>83306660
Maybe there's something he wants to experience too because of how attractive that makes you. You're his girl, after all.
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>>83306637
>Bunny ears is why i put my index fingers by my head and hop lol.
That's qt as fuck.
>I tell people how my family neglected me and how i was raped.
To what end? Do you want man to treat you certain way because of this? Or say it wasn't so bad so you want to roleplay rape or something? That's the thing about problem solving. If you make it sound like it's problem then do you expect anything specific after passing this information?
I can imagine normies being weirded out by that because they would think it's horrible or something and if you talk about it just randomly and in monotone, emotionless voice or something then they'd think it's weird. Or they'd think you dump it on them to get consoled etc, basically demanding someone to take burden or something from the versy start. I guess that could put people off as well and make them think you'll be bringing up some drama and want special treatment all the time because of past shitty life.

>>83306661
>Is this shit just done to get (You)s? to see if anyone takes the bait?
The fuck are you talking about?

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Tonight I will become a plapjak.
I have a date and we are just going to "chill" at her place.
She already told me she wants backshots.
Do not try to talk me out if it, I already bought the condoms and this might be my only chance to ascend
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>>83300804
Hahahaha holy fucking kek
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>>83300804
Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahah
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>>83300989
W thread holy shit
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>>83299511
>>83299065
>>83299427
And back shots too. OP is about to find out the smell for real
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>>83299065
dont use the condoms, just become a father. Think of the white race.

Even though I dont talk to people much, I like to show that I care. Reading about the misery of the the men on this board made me more lenient with people. I have sent letters to people before, and I think I should continue to do that to cheer people up. Been thinking about approaching strangers who seem lonely, especially now that I'll start college next year. In what ways can you alleviate the loneliness alot of guys face? Should I aim at befriending those who look lonely? I believe that if I make a small change in the way I treat people, it will cause a ripple effect where the world becomes a better place.
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>>83304324
Thanks man. It's a bummer that people give up on life. I really wish to prevent that
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>>83304560
There are people who need kindness and love and there are people who just need to be shit on until they start acting with kindness and love. I was the latter and I'm still working my shit out.
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>>83304311
Most wholesome thread on this shithole board so far.

>In what ways can you alleviate the loneliness alot of guys face?
Mostly by talking about their interests/hobbies if they have them, or otherwise talking about random shit you/they experienced lately, childhood stories, whatever. Above all else, listen to them. Ask open-ended questions about what they talk about, sometimes you can give your opinion so you aren't just an interviewer but also stay open-minded. Don't give advice unless they specifically ask you to. You can make someone's day by simply just listening.

>Should I aim at befriending those who look lonely?
Right, there are people who are lonely and others who just want to dwell on their loneliness. The latter cannot be saved unless they choose to engage in the conversation as well, otherwise you're wasting your time. If they don't seem like they want to talk, give one-word answers, don't listen to you, etc. then after the first few clues just say goodbye and move on. They aren't just lonely, but also insufferable. The truely lonely people want someone to talk to, and once they're given the chance they will. Give them that chance.
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>>83305068
I dont want to feel like an intruder though. I feel like people have normalised being lonely so much, that if a person just wants to talk to them, they take it as being weird. I want to lighten someone's day, not be seen as some creep or weirdo. I am also mildly worried about if ill get im danger. At the same time, I know most people are safe to be around.

>listen to them
I have noticed recently that alot of people dont actually listen to eachother. I definitely need to work on this. Modern society have made people so fixated on themselves, me me me me. We take less time to consider others. I like to take walks or go to the park, I think ill try to approach someone on one of my solo walks
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If you are a girl it's basically guaranteed you will be raped at some point.

Your choice to go that direction. Just know you chose it, you put yourself there knowing the consequences

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I overthink everything in my life. I wake up and do nothing all day. Weeks go by and I have nothing to show for it. Spend all my free time gooning. I have no motivation to do anything productive like go to the gym or do work even on hobbies I enjoy. Watching movies or anime feels like a chore. Never kissed or had sex, only had a situationship with one girl and I'm too stressed out to do that again. I am indifferent or hateful of life like 90% of the time but honestly if it were only 10% I still don't think I'd be worth it. Favorite part of my day is going to bed and sleeping in till noon on weekends.

I refuse to self-improve out of spite because I am too prideful to put in effort and also it's hard and I lose drive. Even if some deus ex machine dropped a perfect girlfriend into my life I would be too scared to accept her. I think everyone deep down resents me and I agree they should. Only reason I don't want to is I want to see Christopher Nolan's Odyssey movie in 2026 and play this game Pentiment, and also my family would be sad.
I don't think I'm ever gonna be happy in my life in any abiding way and if the opportunity to attain that comes near I will just push it away. I must sound like a massive faggot so please just tell me to kill myself.
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>>83306312
the last black girl I had sex with had a "happy trail" of hair going to her belly button
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>>83306415
African americans are mixed with white. Thats why. Mainland Africans dont grow much bodyhair. I barely have any armpithair too. Just some lone strands that i shave from time to time.
>>83306321
No?
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>>83306403
I don't know anything about finding or interacting with a dealer
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>>83305621
Stop watching porn
>>83305678
Coombrain comment. Every single one of your ancestors had pubic hair. You only expect perfectly shaven now because it's the norm in all the hundred of porn hours you've consumed.
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>>83305708
Good advice but of course OP will not listen. You can't help people who don't want to help themselves.

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The mayor of Minneapolis, Minnesota Jacob Frey trying his hardest to swallow Somalian food without vomiting.
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This thread is uncomfortable. I'm hiding it
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>>83306311
r9k is b without porn spam bud
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>>83306296
He has tears in his eyes lol
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>>83306611
>>83306638
Thanks for the information anon. I looked it up and it's definitely that
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Is Somali food actually bad? I tried Ethiopian food once and it kinda popped off for me ngl, I'm assuming they're both similar since they're close to each other.

Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

heyaya
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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>>83305769
>i've heard that title before, but it's not like there isn't a shitton of games with a variation of those words
Fear of fear.

>>83306001
>hi anon, how's your day?
Pretty light again thanks for asking. My phones gonna die on the way home but otherwise it's been good. All I've got left is to do well on my exams + one assignment and I'll he home free exactly a week from right now. How about you?
>comically large blanket and try not to fall navigating the house in the dark.
Funny.
>amused by him also being a big fan of Makima and the guy saying she did nothing wrong
Yeah everyone else was under her manipulation during part 1, but barem was genuinely enthralled by the control she had over others.

Hallo
>>83306123
>follow blood if you're lost and if you wanna change stuff like brightness or turn off film grain you have to do it in the advanced options

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as of late, that being the better part of the last 14 months or so I feel like I've achieved pseudo-ego death. meaning that I feel like a lobotomized version of myself. really no drive neither good or bad; following the flow. makes life feel quite easier.
it gets lonely being trapped within the confines of my own skull, but it's definitely easier. feels like im happier regardless

dk why even post it here, urge to cut has dropped ever since. invest in
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hi everyone, it's been a while. My mental health has been in a much better place I still sometimes scratch my arm but only with a jagged fingernail when I'm bored at work or something.
I came out to my mom so that's a new development. I havn't told my dad, not because he's homophobic or anything but because I know there would be a bunch of stupid comments and "jokes" plus he has proven to me that I shouldn't share my mental health updates with him.
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>>83306001
>the weekend
yay \o/

>the dog helps me out with that now
gotta keep yourself busy somehow. how's the fella doing?

>Even being a turbo corp country, Japan occasionally has the smallest amount of soul bleed through
they hastily through this vid together as a response to microsoft's catastrophic show and shoved it into their presentation. insane how hard microsoft fucked themself that year. corps are weird. at points they seem to get it and then they blunder it all in their greed. anf destroy every little piece of good will people had towards them. i think i know what the issue is now, but nothing you can really do about it until it all come crashing down.

>it just works
true. gotta tell yourself that it's ok to leave some work for yourself. though in this case it's others leaving work for me. (-_-)

>your break sounds much more like a true break so that's something to look forward to.
also true. it's a nice retreat from everything that could bother me. just me, family, friends and noone else. do you meet up with people around christmas/new year's?

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>>83306123
>>83306123
>I watched the new fnaf movie because I was bored It was "eh, alright", I liked the first one more
the sequel curse strikes again. :/ i also thought the first one was alright, though i basically remember nothing about it. that's not necessarily a bad thing. especially for an ip i don't have much if a connection to in the first place. what are you going to do now?

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Government mandated BF edition.

Q: your government mandated boyfriend finally arrived in the mail. He is legally prohibited from leaving you. How do you treat him?

pppp>>83289956
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>>83306022
>Oh it's Yugi
Not the character no but yeah I've seen every show and played the game for years now!
>And you used 4chan in public?
As much as walking down barely used sidewalks counts as the public yes, though I'm sitting in a mall to send this because it's too cold ;-;
It's not worth using in public but I don't want to be too late do you've got the right idea
>SB
They really are, way better than water ones. And that's a nasty combo to face
>Amateur
Yeah.. I should grind my lazy levels this weekend but I don't think I'll be a pro like you.
That sounds really tasty I'd trade the pizza for that!
>Maybe even a throne:P
Oh my goodness sorry I didn't know I was speaking to royalty I'll watch my tone from now on!!
>depends on the way you go about it
I suppose that's true still would be nice to a degree. No more wanting to cry because I can't help the people I know because their problems are too big :c

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>>83306602
im not talking about typos; i'm talking about the logic of your sentences. theres nothing wrong in this more casually written post but when youre being philosoidisophical it comes a bit unglued.
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>>83306485
actually what the fuck that reads coherenrly im making explicit statements on how we observe a thing and how the frog meme man isnt the same thing as observing nature itself, and how it might be a cultural adaptation rather than just an individual observing a frog and then deciding yes im like this now
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>>83306632
you are right im not exceptional or good talking that way im trying to remove subjective language and be explicit in a shotgun manner, its like two things fighting internally im not sure how to resolve that outside of keep doing it and refine it
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>>83306580
Your whole faith system is one big lie after another, I really don't see the difference between one lie and another. He loved choking on cum as much as he raised the dead

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Why do women troon?
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>>83306134
To try to fuck Gay Chad
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You can quit samefagging.
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>>83306151
>>83306164
>muh soggy knees
Please kys immediately.
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>>83306134
Does this arouse you ladies
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>>83306174
Some girls think I'm hot is it a fetish thing for whatever

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>Mackle returns in GTA Online
anyone esle disappointed? I was really hoping they would save his return for GTA 6
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>>83306549
he had a whole update dedicated to him. Wild. He was the blandest character in the whole game
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>>83306477
I actually fucking hate gta 5, like what the FUCK do you mean you haven't released a new game in 12 years when this shit released when I was 12, I've built a fucking life for myself in this time frame AND you shafted red dead redemption 2, fucked its multiplayer, didn't release ANY story dlc all for the fucking monolith that is gta 5. Fuck gta 5. Fuck bethesda too, fucking niggers haven't released any betheslop in over a decade, skyrim is almost the legal age to fuck in my country.
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>>83306567
they were working on RDR2 + pandemic.
>fucked its multiplayer
if they didnt you wouldve complained that theyre milking Online
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>>83306675
I wanted a story dlc, one of the best open world games to come out and not ONE fucking dlc?
>muh pandemic
multi billion dollar game company btw
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>>83306675
>If they didnt do this bad thing you'd complain about the other bad thing

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Why don't YOU have two girlfriends?
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>>83305603
fair enough, at least you're not in denial
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I doubt I could pull this off but would love to
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>>83305622
>I doubt I could pull this off
Why? Just believe in yourself.
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>>83304350
having one is hard enough faggot
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I would be into this. My only concern is God and he said sister wives is a sin and from my interpretation he would cause me to lose bother girls as punishment.

women actually talk to me
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>>83306226
fr fr? thats crazy men talk to me too bro its insane onggggg
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>>83306226
watafak bro, youre now radioactive
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>>83306233
ywnbaw
no cap
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It's one of those
Talk to me?
Or
Talk at me?
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>>83306668
Robert deniro in taxi "You talkin to me?"


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