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The "miserable bully" meme isn't backed by evidence. Bullies actually end up more successful in financial and romantic settings.
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>>84301946
>shitskin talking about karma
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>>84301955
white american. probably one of the only few in the entire country to actually work on extinguishing my karma. yes yes i also don't care at all what your thoughts are on the matter because it's just how things work in the universe. so please continue with more shit flinging i couldn't care less and it's great training for me
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>>84301763
>Was you
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>>84300474
Yes, it's sickening. The bad guy always wins.
Especially now in this fucked 'extroverts and sociopaths only' economy, which is total autist repellent. No wonder that so many of us NEET.
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>>84300474
So what? they are still bad, pathetic people with mental problems.

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my wives

plus anya

and youre all jealous
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fuck it

might as well post it here

in the secret thread

page 1 (for recap)
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page 2 wip

dis how it be

im so based

no other director can do what i can do
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yall cant hang

imma get my shit

and these girls all belong to me

simple as
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yall know where my power level is at

yall ants

accept it

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happy easter white men in my computer! i hope you had a wonderful day and i love you so much!
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>>84302257
i am not cambodian
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>>84302259
unprotected sex with vietnamese fembot

(or you could just tell me where you are so I can buy a flight over, ravish you, get you pregnant, and bring you back with me to canada)
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>>84302262
i am not asian at all! i am native
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>>84302269
I seem to recall you saying you were in asia in one of the other threads, but my memory isn't the best

new world native? if so which country
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>>84302275
hm weird

and united states

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Does this transman mog you?
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>>84299865
Well, anyone of us could always start using T. The reason we don't do it is because we want to live past 30 (the idiots who hop on that shit drop like flies). Troons are on it but what does that troon's stamina and heart health look like?
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>>84301255
Pic related to see differences in the skull between males and females. A lot of these trans men start taking hormones after puberty when the skull has sexual differentiation. If you're a man with a masculine reference point, you can pick out these feminine traits, especially since sexual attraction is about subconsciously picking up on these clues. That's why for a lot of trans men the linchpin holding together whether they pass or not relies on using facial hair to cover up their feminine features. A man could shave and it would be clear as day they're a man. Cover anyone's face with fur or makeup and you'll have a harder time guessing because all you can see is just hair.

I'm a man. I have balls that produce cum. I can't even grow facial hair. But I keep myself clean shaven and anyone can tell I'm a man from my distinctly masculine facial structure.
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>>84301304
*when the skull has already gone through sexual differentiation

>>84301268
>The reason we don't do it is because we want to live past 30 (the idiots who hop on that shit drop like flies).
True. Taking exogenous androgens ages a person. That's why it's about being in the sweet spot naturally where your hormonal levels aren't so low that you're dysfunctional and unhealthy, and not that high so you just age like crap.
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>>84299865
i mog them simply by being a real man with an actual penis
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This gremlin doesnt mog me in the same way that amon goethe does mog me

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Question for foids
Should I shave my twink ass?
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>>84302187
Im going to touch you with my man hands anyway
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>>84302019
Even the trannies pretending to be foids arent engaging. Sad.
Anyway no, foids dont like zesty feminine men.
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>>84302234
Meh it's just late
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>>84302265
I couldnt sleep well with an itchy shaved ass
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>>84302279
Well that's one reason not to do it

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Genuinely what do I do as a 35yo khv
I'm just gonna get made fun of for posting this but w/e
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>>84301888
You are living life and improving bro, far ahead than many others.
Give it your all, hope you succeed in all you want!
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>>84301526
time to stabilitymax and bag a nice woman
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>>84301526
yea well youre not the only one. im a mid 30s virgin, no friends, no job, live with parents. had multiple girls who i could have had sex with years ago but i dont know how to be sexual with women
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>>84301526
fake it until you make it. I convinces the girl I lost my virginity to that I was not a virgin and she bought it because I was so good.
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>>84301526
>31yo kv
>spend entire 20s not thinking about girls at all
>somehow a switch flips in my head one day 3-4 months ago
>can't get girls out of my mind
>decide to talk to a few fembot from this board
>none of them talk to me longer than 2-3 weeks before ghosting or cutting me loose

The feeling of wanting to talk to girls has pretty much worn off now, it's too stressful, thanks fembots. Though for some reason I still think about the last one I talked to, part of me wishes she'd email me again but I know it's for the best that she doesn't. Yet I check my email every day anyway like an idiot.

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I finally stopped being a druggie and just saved my money instead and now I have 15k after a year of waging. I dont want a car because I dont have a life anyway and can walk to work easily. I already have a good enough pc. what can I spend this money on that will make me happy besides drugs? serious question
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>>84301926
>>84301353
probably the smartest answer, try investing it. no need to spend it if you dont need anything
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>>84301353
I've saved as much of my money as possible because I simply have no interests in life. An honest answer would be to invest it so you can retire early. I hope by the time I'm 50 I'll have discovered a hobby or passion. Perhaps I'll still be posting here and watching tv shows I don't care about, but at least I won't have to work.
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spend it on something stupid a like a bottle of champagne found in napoleons basement
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gambling, or ERD
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>>84301353
Make a nice far away trip, dunno somewhere like vietnam

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Egg Hunt Edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!

Previous: >>84252257
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84252257

Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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Does anybody have something they wanna share?
@r anon
@rlg
@Brosis
@Ass-Masseur
@confession anon
@OP-M
@errands anon
@auntfem
@Throatmom-anon
@Gothmom anon
@Improve anon
@punic anon
@D-cup anon
@Silver Fox anon

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Today I met this this guy while attending Easter church service with my family. He needed gas and money for food (or dope) and I could tell he was tweaked out the game.

He lived in his car and brought out this sword from the backseat and offered to sell it to me. He told me to try it out and we cut some water bottles in the parking lot of the church until our pastor told us to please stop. It is actually very sharp and weighs like what the weight of a non-ornamental sword would be.

He sold it to me for $25 (he originally wanted $45 but I talked him down)

I don't think it's an authentic katana, but there;s this dude 45 minutes outside of my city who runs a Bladed Weapons store has the experience and tools to actually determine whether it's authentic or just an imitation, but he's charging me $30 to do it because he has to remove the hilt and guard then put it back on.

If it's real (which I doubt) then it could be worth some money. If not, then at least it is very sharp and maybe I can learn battojutsu and be like fucking Kenshin or something.
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>>84302156
cont.
Their association as swordsmen probably started during the Muromachi era when the wearing of two-swords "taisho" became essentially the symbol of the samurai caste and only samurai could wear swords like that. In combat they'd fight with any weapon that suited them and were not just strictly swordsman or even specialized in swordsmanship at all. However, according to records by foreign sources who have encountered the samurai during these time periods, their swords were known for being very sharp. Mongol, Goryeo, and Yuan sources all cite the sharpness of japanese swords. This probably helped add to the samurai's fondness for collecting heads. Sengoku-era Samurai became gunners and riflemen. The main weapon on Sengoku era battlefields were guns and lances/spears.

Even Miyamoto Musashi, who is famously depicted as a swordsman, kind of used whatever weapon he could, and recorded duels have him fighting with oars, wooden swords, two swords, one sword, spears or even by throwing sand or dirt in his opponents eyes.

The peacefulness of the Tokugawa era offered more specialization and also kind of allowed the samurai class to "chill out" for lack of a better term and become more culturally adept rather than just being ooga booga warrior clans fighting for dominance. This is believed to be the time period where intricate 1-on-1 duels became common, the issues of challenges (with origins in the battlefield calling out) were staples and the focus in martial arts aptitude and education became really high. Samurai became sort of "snotty" in this period and also samurai can be anyone related to samurai like grandma, kids etc. It was a social class more than a warrior "position" or job. The closest you can get to fighting how the samurai fought is judo, kendo, or kyudo. You will not get good at fighting without full-contact live sparring. All modern Judo did to jujutsu is remove the weapons/armor element, (there's little evidence of much striking) cont.
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People really go to church and buy swords off crackheads, huh
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>>84302194
Kendo is the closest you can get to combat-tested kenjutsu. Yes, it's a combat sport. But I guarantee that any dan-ranked kendoka would smash someone who only trained in the few remaining actual kenjutsu schools. Using shinai, bokken, or real swords if they didn't care about serious injury death.

In Tokugawa, 1 on 1 sparring also was kind of ritualized, and would be conducted with bokken and usually wearing no armor. Because of no protection, and samurai utilizing full-power strikes, a lot of broken wrists or smashed clavicles were probably common and injuries with symptoms mirroring things like that are recorded. Pre-kendo like protective armor and shinai were also used but by the mid to late Tokugawa, if you wanted to issue a challenge, it would be done using bokken and wearing no armor, unless you really don't like each other, wherein samurai could legally kill each other (and non-samurai too) at will for shit like bumping swords while walking past each other.

There are a few legit schools still around, all in Japan. Tenshinryu Hyouho is one of them and they are great, though if you just train Tenshinryuhyouho you're not gonna learn to fight with a sword in actual combat and since there are no more fuedal lords having beefs or samurai dueling each other to death, you'll have to learn a combat sport like kendo to fully apply techniques in a live-fight. Battojutsu is really amazing but useless to know in this day and age. in a combat sense. If you ever come across a scenario where you must assassinate or defend from assassination someone with a sword, I'll be very surprised.

Japanese nationalists and modern culture really mythologizes the samurai. They were ooga booga war tribes to snotty and violent ruling class. "honor" just meant not disobeying your lord and "bushido" as a concept wasn't called that and went from being really violent and successful on the battlefield to being really focused and skillful in Tokugawa
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Based knower anon
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>>84302194
>Miyamoto Musashi
Didn't he create his own sword style or is that myth as well?

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Why are so many incels stacysexual? Get some perspective and admit that you don't deserve anything more than a 5/10 at the very most.
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>>84302134
They have princess etiquette and know how to interact with us proles and rubles...
And yeah, they are fun to talk to...
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>>84302191
>>84302134
Have you guys gotten laid or just gotten pleasantries?
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i am pretty so i want a pretty gf
i am mentally ill so i want a mentally ill gf
do i ask for too much?
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>>84301394
Yr -1 just by virtue of being an attention whore on /r9k/
No amount of good looks would fix your rating
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>>84302227
Sir, princesses don't kiss the peasant in the stories. But yeah, they were very good in exchanging pleasantries and being cute, in a I'm making your day better so be glad for it moid.
The problem is that it makes me want to hear and talk to them more
I don't know why femcels don't have that ability.

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Tell us about your wizard lives. Any wisdom you want to pass on to us? Like how to outsmart the kikes and whatnot? You do have SOMETHING to offer us right?

It's okay if you don't have anything, just vent here so we can learn from your mistakes
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>>84301831
Nothing you're likely to know about, and it's hardly impressive. Just a very sad realization, that things I convinced myself were harmless ways to spend an evening ended up being so significant against the backdrop of my forgettable life.
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>>84301848
>IRL
I have no actual body though. I am not a human, I am a phenomena, I am the screams you hear at night, I am the monsters in your closet, I am an idea, a bad horrifying idea.

The next time something bad happens to you, remember that I did that.
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>>84301634
For some reason this sounds like a thread I'd make, kek.
>>84301887
Take this amefag
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>>84301634
hello, alphazoomie. you want my wisdom, eh? let's see..... i turned 26 recently, im financially stable because i focused in school and career, i visit a psychiatrist and take medication, yet im an incel who hadn't had friends, platonic or romantic relationship with a woman for a very long time. i'd say, finding a partner should be your top priority. don't be me who's figuring this stuff out now. you should hit the gym while your body is still flexible.
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>>84301803
Don't listen to that tard
I did that and ive got no job friends talents and no neetbux a top o that

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My life has been an endless attempt to escape from reality because I'm a pussy essentially.
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>>84301438
You've already crashed out and big pharma isnt going to help
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>>84301438
the funny thing though is that none of those even matter. that's the issue with retarded societies in every single country. none of that even matters. you're on your own path in life and that's that.
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>>84301384
are you also into sissy hypno?
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>>84301384
what do Nietzsche, Liberty Leading the People and a statue of Venus have to do with being a "neet degenerate"?
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>>84302285
Its about ops retarded faggot life before he trooned out and his retarded faggot life after he trooned out
Most of the shit here could be moved to either side and i wouldnt notice

whiskey will never leave me nor forsake me
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>>84302010
>sample_
Please don't save or post the sample image.
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>>84302066
shut up autist retard, if you know how to use boorus then you can easily get the full image anyway
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What whiskey OP, I downed a whole bottle of Honey Jim Beam between yesterday and today.
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>>84302086
>shut up autist retard
Why do you need to be so rude to him?
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>>84302010
You're right, I should binge drink again. It's the only thing that doesn't abandon me, or betray me.

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do fembots play video games? what video games do fembots play? will fembots play video games with me?
what games are robots playign?
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Any australian foid wanna play over*atch, dead by daylight or friendslop
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>>84301818
Mostly older games, I don't really play any right now or pay attention to recent games.

Lost Planet 2
Dead Rising 2
Dying Light
Terraria
Fallout 76
Any Monster Hunter
Earth Defense Force
Nioh 2
Plus a billion emulated games.

No I'm not a fembot.
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>>84302017
Stop posting in the female gamer thread.
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>>84301875
is that you paws?
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>>84301875
Rip another damaged faggot
Oh well

I asked ChatGPT to generate a picture of the ideal woman based on dating site statistics and it generated this pic.

Thoughts?
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>>84301819
If East Asian women had fat distribution like this, we would've put white women in camps by now.
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>>84301503
i agree with the image
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Is this a real model or AI? Literally my perfect type, saved from a swimsuit ad.
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Couldn't find a full pic.
Like thicc Asians like this but not curvy as most guys like
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>>84302079
I think it's like unicorn tier


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