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>I haven't had sex since October of last year
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>4 months
>never again
enough of this shit
>havent had sex since last night

Go to sleep and jerk off crybaby faggot
thats bullshit shut the fuck up goofy anon
No. It's better if you kill yourself to spare everyone from your retardation
You'd be funny if you weren't so stupid. I feel bad for you now. I'm surprised you can turn on a computer, let alone dupe another man into having sex with your pathetic ass

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How fucked up is it that when I see an attractive woman in public it upsets me so much that I almost burst into tears? It doesn't even have to be in real life to cause pain. Just seeing an image of a cute girl posted here is like getting stabbed straight through the heart.

It's so painful going through life having that which you will never have flaunted in front of you forever. I just want to go to a place where I'll never have to see a human female again and live out the rest of my days in peace.
Lower your standards inkwell
I'm convinced that no woman would ever want to associate with me unless thy were being paid.
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I know how that feels bro. To imagine and entire life together in an instant and then to see it all vanish. People like us never should have been born in the first place. We are God's mistake, and that's why we will never breed.
Imagine being this shallow and delusional.

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This just in.
Posting apu will give you (You)s!
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why why.... thank you anon!
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this is now an apu thread. take one, leave one.
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welcome freinds. get cozy and grab some tendies
I wish I had friends...
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shit, from afar the pepes looked like apu. I failed you

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do you wish for something
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hot damn. mah nigga
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now you're being kind to me, thank you. the truth is, i try to be kind and lovely but sometimes i mess up and sometimes i battle the bad stuff in my head.
i've thought about it quite a lot and i think me passing away would be the best outcome. maybe it'll happen one day.
i don't want to bring anyone else down though, i hope you're doing okay, dear anon!
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based prlly my favorite wish desu
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I hope you will kill yourself desu
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Oh, I've been there before. It's not easy at all. Whatever it is that bothers you, I hope it takes a hike!! Good day to you, dear natsukiposter!!! :-)

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>i'm just a cynical piece of shit that projects their problems on other people and like to complain. i'm going to kill myself over a lack of pussy despite having prostitutes at my disposal, resources via the internet to get better mentally and learn anything i want, and living in objectively speaking the best period of humanity.
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I think it's because you let them into your head too fast. Do you do romantic things for them, buy em flowers or some shit like that? Do you end up caring for these women that you see? I wanna help you with specifics, but I'll need more details on your situation.
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>haha what???? You want to have intimacy and love after 20 years of not even being hugged??? You wish for being loved by someone because not even your mother (who left you when you were a toddler) loved you???????? Why not just buy an STD ridden prostitute LMAO???
I wanna see all your ugly ass faces
Pregnancy doesn't just happen like that you virgin. Even if they knew when she was ovulating they would have to keep trying many times
lmao you guys are complete losers. i'm so glad that everytime I think that my life is going to shit ican just come here and get a dopamine rush.

nordic 6'2 blue eyed blonde btw

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People who can't even remember George W. Bush's presidency shouldn't be allowed to talk about politics.
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what wud reelee help
is if president bush n his entire
kabinet wer impeechd
4 war crimes konviktid n
all givn life sentences
without chance uv parolethats what wud reelee help

let me post
>we uh lost a few trillion dollars sorry.
>911 happens next day
what did they mean by this?
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9/11 wasnt a inside job
but they fucking knew about the retarded muslims planning to crash some planes into buildings and just let it happen to use the incident as a tool n excuse for the future
the biggest enemy of freedom are republicans
How the fuck were Republicans able to recover their image after Bush? I'm assuming people voted Republican this time because of them thinking Trump wasn't actually part of the sane party bush was. Funnily enough though, Bush DID put in a pandemic plan that was dismantled by the Trump administration.
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don't worry bro, trust the plan. your views will eventually come across to the people. people under 18 ruin everything hah

Going to Heaven is as easy as believing that Jesus is the Christ and putting your faith on His death, burial, and resurrection. Don't think you have to repent of your sins first to be saved. Believe on Him right now!

Romans 4:3 (KJV) For what saith the scripture? Abraham believed God, and it was counted unto him for righteousness.

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> to separate them from non-isrealites.
so it was a way to mark jewish people? interesting i think some people did that too maybe we should start doing it again.
You can be set free from sins by the power of Jesus Christ.

>Ex-burglar and shoplifter
>No longer constant thought about murdering people
I think I'd rather adhere to Taoism
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you don't need to be a nu-jew to improoove i'm not a coomer anymore and i do not believe in jesus
I went to the gym often and swimming but it didnt stop the evil inside of me. Then I just prayed for a few minutes and decade old problems would be dealt with.

At what point did you realize you were a loser?
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Jesus Fucking Christ, that's me to a t.
It just clicked for me.
>That was the turning point for a lot of things, for better or worse though.
what happened after that?
jesus christ

I always knew I was going to be a loser

Fellow robots you might know me as the anon who posted about cumming in his sister panties a few days ago. My sister has a sleep over tonight and while they are out in the backyard I snuck into my room that I willingly gave to the extra girls that are staying They went swimming and Ive successfully recovered panty photos Will post more after they leave my room again

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Ask a schizophrenic anything, no questions are off-limits.
Lain time
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alright, well, fuck it. Spoodles#2548 If you ever want to chat about anything at all, feel free to message me. Anyone who sees this is also welcome to do so.
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how can you call yourself a schizophrenic then
Google is like ground zero for technology oligarchy and spying and it's obvious they are in bed with the government
Moot the founder of this site left to go work for them
How old were you when you started experiencing delusions and hallucinations? Recently been having a rough time lately and started feeling like the guy driving behind me on the high way was going to try to pull up beside me so he can shoot me. No hallucinations or anything though. At least not as far as I know
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I'm not friending you. Nothing personal. If you need to ask me a private message I can add you. If someone claims to be me, they're a bitchass liar.
Well no shit, everyone knows that now, but I don't let it consume my life and i definitely dont shitpost about it on 4chan.
I was 13. It didn't ruin my life till I was 15
That's fine, I don't take it personally. Nah, I just wanted to throw it out in general for you or anyone else

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that pic has been around for years . have a good day dummy
Almost sniped it with the futa, we'll get em next time
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So damn close, maybe next time
Saved by pcp anaogue, OP. instead of an hero you gotta get high on it.
Anon, i.... thats a trap

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My wife is open to the idea of a MMF threesome, but not a MFF.

I'm much more open sexually than she is, but is this fair?

She mentioned getting plowed by me and my brother would be hot, which I'm down for, but then when I said it about her and get sister (who isn't even that attractive) she wouldn't speak to me for days.

What the hell?
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>What the hell?
Yea I can't believe you thought this bait was believable
I've had a few mmfs and a couple mffs. Mff, in my opinion, can't ever be really good unless the girls are paid to work together to put on a performance. If they're both just doing it for the sex, they'll conflict, because each one will have a need to be the center of attention. When you're focusing on one, the other will start to feel left out. And if you don't take time to focus on either of them very much, they both will feel bad about the experience. Mmf is much less awkward. Most guys are just grateful to be there. The worst you'll deal with is a guy who gets really homophobic, to the point that he doesn't want to have to see your dick. In that case, either find a different dude, or do finger cuffs. It's also much, much easier to find dudes who are down for this than girls.
Nope, that's not fair at all. Don't let her win at all, give her no ground on this. Why should you be open to her exploring herself sexually if she's not open to you exploring your sexuality? Don't go begging to speak to her, let her mope around while you keep being your happy self. She'll come around, and when she does you beat her with your logic. Don't give in, no matter what emotional bullshit she throws at you. It's your job as a man to be above her emotions.
Nah man, if she gets MMF then you get MFF.
idk I've been think that MMF is truly superior

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Hey bros.

its me, the dpdr anon from a few days ago. i forced myself to go on a car ride with my dad to the liquor store to get shit and i dont think it went well.

I haven't gone in a car/ in public since my last panic attack which was like 3 weeks ago, and since then ive been scared shitless to go outside and leave my house in fear that it might happen again.

when i was in the car, i started feeling sick. I felt anxious at the concept of being in a moving vehicle at a super speed and it made me terrified. I tried listening to music but it didnt really help.It sucks because back before all this shit, car rides were my favorite thing..

the car ride there was maybe 10 mins? I'm not sure. When i got inside the store, everything started feeling off. Like i was on the set of a movie or something. I felt disoriented as fuck. I got bubblegum to keep at least one of my senses occupied.

By the time i got in the car again, i was shaking. It felt like an eternity before i got home and collapsed in bed.

Idk if i want to go out anymore. One of you said that the only way out was through it, but I hate the feeling of being paranoid and out of touch with everything around me.
I can't remember what normal feels like. I took advice from someone here that said not to look shit up cuz it would make me more paranoid, and i've started "exercising" by doing a few laps around the apartment complex pool.

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shit. I dont wanna say that im glad other people have it, but seriously. it helps me feel a bit more sane knowing that I'm not the only one out there.

I've always had ddissociative episodes, like in early childhood, but after a bad trip ive been derealizing every now and then. I was randomly triggered again like a month ago, and now its become almost permanent. shit is horrible, i wouldnt wish it upon my worst enemy.
sorry, went back and read it
for me, i first practiced by making random friends in discord servers and getting close enough to them to turn my camera on
then i started walking around the house while in a call with them, mentally remembering that im not alone and i have them here with me
then i started walking around my neighbourhood while on the call with them, making sure to always remember that they are there and you're not alone
keep going further and further (youll pass by people, and mentally youll get used to other's presences)
eventually, try going into a store (while in a call)
dont even try to look around, stare at the floor and pay attention to what your friends are saying. get in, get out, and while at the cash register, just keep quiet and keep paying attention to your friends. give the money, say thank you have a nice day, and leave
keep doing that, slowly distancing yourself from the amount of time youre in the call (join the call 5 min into the store , leave the call 5 min before you leave, increase the interval until its 0)
eventually, you can live normally
>this is what i did, anyways
lol i only got disassociation after a life threatening surgery (my life was rlly rough before that already, but the surgery + my family + ppl at school made it unbearable)
i was ~12 i believe, i havent been able to make a genuine memory since then, other than the day i first kissed my girlfriend at 16 and when i called the cops for the abuse
ill keep you in my memories though anon, i...genuinely thought i was just crazy

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thanks man. Ive never thought of the discord call thing desu. I did text my friends on discord while in the car, but maybe having someone on call would be a good idea. Im sure i can get my friend to agree to it.

if you want, do you wanna add eachother on neopets or some shit? discord maybe, idk?
haha id say yes but i have a bad voice, plus horrible abandonment issues (circa abuse kek)
if you post again though, ill try to respond :) im happy you have friends already, good luck with it!
damn alright anon, lookatchu go

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I've been talking to this girl and she seems to like me. She seemed a little thicc but she carries the weight well.
She told me she went from 165 to 200 in the first three months of quarantine, and she's working to get back down to 165, she's 186 now. She's 5'4.
I appreciate that she was confident enough to tell me, and she also actually lost weight, and she has a set goal that she is working to achieve. This is good right?
I'm a 190 lb 5'11 lardo just starting to exercise, so its not like I'm out of her league or anything.
Can I get some opinions on this? Is she too fat? Have I struck gold?
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You can already see the preconceived notions I have, I'm asking for other opinions.
Yeah here's an expert opinion: fuck off
Based. Op is retarded and boring
The fat is negatively impacting your cognitive functioning if you think it's ok to get on with normalfag bullshit here
I'm 5'11 215 pounds (total fatass I know) working down to 190 to join the military. Can I get a body shot to see what my end goal might look like?

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