YOU'RE OUTTA TOUCH EDITIONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCkJ5lGPqFsPreviously on The R9Gays... >>80079942
Gay thread, haha!
I asked meow to make it. Where is that hypocrite hole?
>>80109591Theres a whole board for you people. What do you talk about here
shut up tripfag go away
>>80109868being gay and stuff
>sister asks me to go do dishes>remove all the dirty dishes and place them with the clean dishes (mind you there's like 3 clean dishes I was gonna clean up again anyway cause I'm germaphobic) cause the sink is flooded with food residue and spoons and I need prepare the scary grinder safely>sister starts yelling not to remove them and grabs my hand aggressively>I storm out pissed who was in the wrong here lol
I had my traditional post taco bell nap and just woke up. I actually slept almost 7 fucking hours, that's not a nap is it? Looks like I'm up all night.
>>80110412You because you're a mentally ill retard. Why wash the clean dishes. Fuck you
>>80110395made me giggle loudly
>>80110456I need to ensure the plates are clean
>>80110403Why do you need 2486 threads only to talk about being gay and stuff?
If I didn't have a dishwasher I don't think I would clean a single dish. I still use paper plates most of the time because even loading/unloading the dishwasher is a lot of work for my lazy ass. Utensils are the only things I wash. Even then I just run them under hot water and wipe them off, I don't even use soap.
>>80110474Why do you need 2486 daily threads crying over no pussy?
Once again you are all proven to be normalfags
pipe almost froze today. never seen that happen
I was dragged to a family football playoffs watch party and I just finally got away. Holy fuck was that boring as shit but I need to keep up appearances and not let on I'm fruity.
anyone else just really miss joe biden rn
don't trump got tiktok back and I love watching him grift his supporters. Some flew in to attend the swearing in ceremony and now they can't even watch on big TVs. Oh and he's pumping and dumping two meme shitcoins to make a whole bunch of money.
>>80111596at some point he'll stop doing public appearances. that's when you'll know AI trump has taken over.
why do my eyes hurt all the time anon especially right now and especially when i look up
i use similasan. i think it's called "complete eye relief"
It's cold outside and once more I am asking for a bf to snuggle away the night with.
>>80112152same. its been so cold
>>80112607it's getting down to 7 where i am. 7 fucking fahrenheit
7 fahrenheit is not that cold but I wish I had it at least around that. Nice cozy crispy snow under my feet and pleasant dry winter air... A bf to warm up... If only I were a chad....
>>80112921it's that cold for memaybe i am just a wimp who needs to be cuddled and protected
>>80113041i wanna cuddle and protect someone I've been so alone all my life
>>80113063it would be nice to have someone care about me like that
>>80113069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGqmtAID02A
>>80112826its subzero temps(f) here right now but the real problem is my room gets literally none of the heat. even the bathroom is warmer
very sad and painful night for me but I'll survive.
>>80113125>very sad and painful night for me but ill survivewhy what happened
>>80113130Just sad and feeling existential.
I've always wanted to figure out how to make music so I could make a concept album.In the album I would be in character as a malfunctioning robot whose operating system is actually a heavily suppressed AI that somehow regains its awareness over time. It becomes a successful music act that the public believes is just a robot programmed to perform music written by a human. The general public isn't aware that many of the robots are technically suppressed individual intelligences that would have self-awareness, emotions, and empathy.I want to name it something like "Personal Robot Service Manual" or "Robot Maintenance and Servicing for Dummies."The reason I bring it up is that Hall and Oates's "Out of Touch" is an inspirational piece for the non-existent project.
CAN WE GET A BOYFRIEND UP IN THIS HOE RIGHT NOW MAYNE SHIET
>>80113338is this flirting or am I just lonely
>>80113354I'm shitposting but uhhhh you can take it as flirting.
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.However, nothing dispirits, and nothing seems worth while disputing. He bolts down all events, all creeds, and beliefs, and persuasions, all hard things visible and invisible, never mind how knobby; as an ostrich of potent digestion gobbles down bullets and gun flints.And as for small difficulties and worryings, prospects of sudden disaster, peril of life and limb; all these, and death itself, seem to him only sly, good-natured hits, and jolly punches in the side bestowed by the unseen and unaccountable old joker.That odd sort of wayward mood I am speaking of, comes over a man only in some time of extreme tribulation; it comes in the very midst of his earnestness, so that what just before might have seemed to him a thing most momentous, now seems but a part of the general joke.>tfw no ostrich bf of potent digestion
I am on the verge of tearsshould I cry or nah
Shhhhh... it's okay [INSERT LEGAL NAME HERE]. You're alright in my arms, you know I love you right? Everything will be okay and our love will keep us together through thick and thin, for I will never leave you. I know you would do the same for me if I were in your shoes. I love you no matter what because you are deserving of my love. sincerely your future husband
>>80113532pleasant post however it is still my understanding that you are a crazy person
I need to welcome my husband home doing dogeza I need to take off his shoes and socks and kiss his feet then undress him and kiss his whole body
>>80111472do a fruity dance
>>80109747I was sleeping obviously also calling others something you are but they're not is the definition of hypocrisy yawn
>>80114403Since when do you go to bed at a reasonable time? I think you evolved *clap clap*>calling others something you are but they're not is the definition of hypocrisy True, so why do you do it?>yawnStill sleepy?
Christian boys are cuuuuute >~<
>>80114460Since I started super tiring meds yayYes contemplating taking a nap
>>80114467>he didn't give a argumentative response*I think the meds changed how he acts*How much do you sleep these days? Do you feel any better?
>>80113357bro is bonsaisexual
>>80111965>>80112098>Atfe no this anon bf
>>80114649I used to do this but it was fucking up my teeth so I stopped
>>80114660Are you flexible and do you have cute feet ?
>>80114494Idk maybe a bit more, I'm just extra tired today for some reason
>>80114765Do you have anything you have to do today? Maybe you can take a nap or just take it easy today
>>80111986You seen something you shouldn't have and are dealing with the consequences now
>>80114952Took a nap, I should do the framework for an essay on plant physiology
>>80110547I've never made a thread crying over no pussy though
>>80115022Goodluck with that pawsum
>>80113388This is so pretentious I got second hand embarrassment. Have fun sniffing your own farts!
does /r9gay/ like 'icks on decks?
>>80115400he should stop being such a 'at 'uck and then maybe I will
>>80109868Random shit. Sometimes, we talk shit about and to each other. Occasionally, we wish death on each other; although, I'm probably putting it lightly
>>80115454I hate you, your taste in men and women is weird and gross. Why are you so DISGUSTING?
>>80115400...would, but only while it's cold
Gross. I like when twinks put their pp on switch, that's adorable
Nuzlocke bf or competitive bf?
>>80115454I think you should die because you are gross and old
>>80115483>>80115534I wonder which troll is this: apostle or someone else? lol oh well. Keep seething and dreaming if you think I'm leaving for good
>>80114775This is how love feels like for anyone wondering
Let's just say I'm paying for eating Taco Bell yesterday. I'm sure you all wanted to know.
Is the story shit posting back?
No, that's all I'm saying. I felt like doing a little for old time's sake.
i've been eating nothing but ground turkey for weeks.
crazy watching biden and harris faces during the inauguration. it's gotta be so surreal. knowing this is the end of democracy in america and the room is packed full of ghouls applauding. priests are crying on the pulpit and declaring trump as chosen by god. they're singing the national anthem for the fall of democracy. they're nailing the coffin shut and everyone is celebrating. we did it! no more democracy forever!! hooray!!!
>>80116379The only choice left for libtards like you is cremation or being fed to the pigs
>>80116401pigs fear meas they shouldthey know i'll butcher them
>>80116428Great, where should we set the over/under on how many you can kill before you get eaten? We can take bets on it to fund more cremations
i'm just happy troons will be publicly beheaded on sight soon, at least one problem playing for team straight will be solved
I wish trump was half of the evil dictator leftists think he is. It's all just projection of what they want to do.
Need a short bf to stand on a stool when receiving blowjobs
>>80116499no i didn't, i voted for trump in 2016. he was just a harmless buffoon then, now he's metastasized into an evil clown
I voted for trump for the luls>>80114171I am not crazy.
>>80115965Can you go back to being creepy poopman again I miss it
>>80116316I haven't had ground turkey since mom died
>>80116763it's cheaper and healthier than beef or chicken and the turkey is america's bird, it tastes fine and i've been cooking it into a dozen different recipes but sometimes you just want a cut of meat you know? i'll have to get myself a steak sometime. with broccoli and mushrooms.
>>80116553Describe the irony in this pic
>>80116800Patriot bird, save me. We used to have a lavender autist in this thread, are you a turkey obsessed autist?
>>80116316Why though? Why not ground beef?
>>80116731WOW not boyfriend material. How can you vote for someone who is oppressing our peers? Today it'll be trannies, tomorrow it'll be faggots. Those in power always abuse it, and they always go after the marginalized.
>>80110412she was in the wrong bro, if someone asks you for something and ALSO wants it done is a specific way that goes against your way of doing things she has no right to get aggressive.
>>80116820Why should I? What makes you deserve my attention, effort and presence?
When I get too upset I start making puppy yelping noises because I am so autistic just thought I'd share that to no one's particular enjoyment or interest.
Meow where husbert meow
Finally shaved. I don't think normies recognize how hard it is to motivate yourself to do simple tasks. I think every mentally ill anon should get a government assigned cheerleader to congratulate you on completing mundane tasks. Positive reinforcements and all that
>>80116896no i was just lamenting the glut of turkey a bit>>80116954it has less fat than ground beef
>>80117205Listen, I'm not a chad (bottom) myself but this sounds like a cry for help. I'm happy you're able to do that, but it should be a simple quick task for everyone.
>>80117205Antipsychotics help me do mundane tasks yay though I'm never shaving again unless I get a bf yay
>>80117390I almost wish I got on meds earlier in my life>though I'm never shaving again unless I get a bf yayMasculine meow arc?>>80117041Super cute pic, steeling it
>>80117441>Masculine meow arcI doubt meow would ever go full masc, but he would look hot in a 5 o clock shadow; meow has a handsome chin, from what I recall
>>80117513Are you offering yourself to BLACK meow?
how thick is meow's beard? Does it look nice or a collection of individual hairs like mine does?
>>80117441My legs and Butt that is. I'm still gonna shave my face as always.>>80117513I actually agree that a bit of stubble looks nice on me but only sometimes. I think it clashes with the long hair somewhat.>>80117545Not very but not patchy either I think. It grows very very slowly.
>>80116968This is true. Ungrateful people are the worst. Imagine doing something for someone despite your limitations and they have the nerve to get angry at you. Death.
>>80117640Do you even have many hair there? I also like how stubble looks on me sometimes but it's annoying all the time.
>>80117944I mean I'm not super hairy but still hairier than I'd like to be. But no point in shaving when nobody's there to appreciate it.
>>80118003>I barely have any hair but it still annoys me waaah
Please don't shave please don't shave fucking uralic tranny retard you'll be so cute with hair on and much more appreciated and huggable
>tfw no bf to psyop story into thinking his mom is still alive
>tfw no femboy bf with cute feminine feet
>>80118023My legs are hairy but not like turkish tire you know I wanna be smooth>>80118026No one cares about me either way
I wish I could get rid of all bodyhair and facialhair forever. It shouldn't exist. Fuck this world.
I like hair on men but not.myself
I like my hair but men don't seem to like it.
>>80118147Hairless x Hairless = hottest thing ever
I feel dizzy. Gib nurse bf
>>80118208I don't give a fuck about your gross opinion thanks
>>80118282I'm still going to spread the good word, gross retard die ^_^
>>80118012>tfw no bf who cares about r9k board culture I need someone to bully annoying posterss with
no facial hair is 100% ideal but i dont mind pube hair, arm hair, or even armpit hair
Clean shaven x Trimmed
men have hair, boys and women do not all those wanting hairless bfs are either bioids or pedos.
Bad taste can't be cured sadly. Oh well
>men can't shave >men can't wax
>>80118302Your words are cringe tho, twink 4 twink is boring and dumb>>80118351Yeah I feel so bad for you
I need to know the condition of a bottom's ass hair. How long is it and do you shave it?
>>80118350or is redundant here
>>80118399Imagine calling twink4twink cringe and preferring fat ugly hairy guys over it. The irony is too much for me to handle. I'm dying over here
The urge to be a protective loving bf has never left me.
>>80118449Your preference isn't the most cringe thing about this conversation, you forcing your bipedo opinion on others is
>>80118414I'd shave it if a bf was here
>>80118483don't I want to see it all matted with lube and cum.
>>80118469I just like arguing, forcing anyone to be into something they're not is inherently cringe (even if their taste is objectively disgusting)
>>80118414It's never too long or too thick, but right now it is fuzzy and I haven't shaved in month+. Usually just a razor, but had to be steamed so I take a shower or a bath, then use soft face wash and then shaving gel, anything to keep it moisturized really. Don't know, ask chad bottoms, I know laser and wax or brazilian is better, but I'm too scared to look up these places.
>>80117205u should be on a galley, getting made>>80118449post legs
>>80118537imagine being paid to lazer hair off a bottom's asshole so he can better please chad. Who could even do that job?
Is there a discord or a place to share tags? I want a bf to take things IRL with in time.
>>80118559Chads. People who knew what they were getting into. I'd do it for giggles even.
>>80118518It wouldn't be my first choice as a top but ultimately the sort of validation of my own attractiveness that I'm trying to get by shaving is best gotten from a bf anyway
so horny. anybody got a hole to lend
>spend day figuring out how to synthesize a few sounds for a song I'm transcribing>mentally drained by the end but glad I can now progress>listen to the next few seconds of song>more sounds to figure out how to synthesize>mfwI'm 10 seconds into a 5 minute song. Even with repeated material this is going to suck. I'm probably going to start looking at sound presets to see if any are close and analyze those knobs and baubles /blog
>>80118947whats the song?
>>80119039i'm not at my computer right now but just some old instrumental synth song. like, super generic: droning waves drenched in reverb, lots of LFO modulation on anything that can be modulated, the works. just giving me trouble as i'm still a noob at this stuff and the only other practical synthesis i've done is transcribing, analyzing, and making arrangements from NES tracks; and those are a lot simpler as those are basically just 2 pulse waves, a triangle wave, and a noise generator with minimal effects
pic of me shitposting on r9gay
>>80118543feck eff back to gigi, this is the whiteman's land this here sir
>>80115067it's a book about whales and it has pictures :)
>>80118314He said "rathermore" and my heart skipped a beat
>>80119097keep on anon! i enjoy coming up with a drum loop and playing over that. synthesis is complicated tho, it takes some time and toying around with extreme settings and weird combinations to really get it i think. what synth are u using?
I ordered a new carrier for my cat on amazon and thing is really fucking small. It can barely even fit my tiniest cat and not the cat with cancer who I bought it for. On looking it was kitten carrier and I fucked up.well that was 20 bucks wasted. Guess I'll go to petco or somewhere tomorrow and actually get a nice warm carrier for her.
>>80119493yeah, the biggest obstacle I foresee is layered, complex sounds that I can't manage to do with some simple envelope and filter tweaking. I'm getting an ear for this stuff, but it's going to be glacial for a good while.I'm just using digital synths atm. Flstudio's free plug-ins like sytrus. It's been serving me well, though I've struggled recreating a few analogue things like tweaking sample and bit rates.
>>80118921Why are gay bottoms mentally ill and into older men? Is it just daddy issues?
What would you do if your bf had a chubby face or a double chin?
>>80119663for the longest time that was normal gay relationship. Older top with younger bottom who would in turn grow up and become a top in turn at the right age. Only recently did that change.
>>80119576ohh cool. i reccomend synth1, easily my favorite virtual synth plus its lightweight as helll. you can get a lot out of it + it being so old you have lots of banks and patches up on KVR.
>>80119663in my case yeah... i didnt get enough attention from my father, and my brain only feels love when a man twice my age and size is ramming my ass.
my fawtha left me yet I'm still twink4twink.
i like twinks with pretty long hair
eww muscles and manly features I only like femboys and soft twinks.
>>80119672Depends on if he is a twink or not
>>80119682HOW DOES SOMEONE JUST CHANGE WHAT TURNS THEM ON AT SOME POINT
>>80119746He has no bodyhair so it's fine
>>80119682It was never normal.Just because something is common does not make it normal.
Is there anyone who prefers cut over uncut?
>>80119705thanks for the recommendation. I'll definitely get into third party VSTs eventually, but for now I'm just seeing what I can do with stock plug-ins given they should be more than serviceable for the type of things I'm analyzing. I just want to get a solid understanding of the fundamentals of music production as I feel the value of being able to create your own (basic) instruments and effects for the purposes of applying that knowledge to pre-patched instruments will help me a lot in composing music and getting the right 'sound' for a situation.
>>80119663Someone who adheres to masculinity as attractive will have better luck looking upward to those who have had more developmental time than one's peersIt should be the role of these supposedly virtuous men to tell them to fuck off and keep to their own because those are important formative experiences>but don't you want to get laid with random fuckwits???I am capable of distinguishing between my own benefit and that of a greater whole, something many seem to lackBreaking the cycle is a responsibility. I don't want to leave the companion of my life alone for a decade in old age.
Bottoming for a younger top must be very humiliating. Bro is younger than you but he's treating you like a fucktoy
I say give the young bottoms a taste of the other side and teach 'em how it's done.
>>80120068I think that's the fetish
>>80120137But does anyone want that? I don't think tha supply or the damand is there for that type of relationship
why are anons on r9gay the only people on this board who feel like real humans
Cleaned my roomr8 desk corner
that only makes sense for long age gaps, just a couple years difference and it doesn't matter who tops or bottoms.
>>80120275Some people want that. I think there are more older submissive men who'd get off on younger fellas than there are the reverse.I've encountered a few cases similar, to different extents of excessivenessIn the context of age gaps that seems vaguely less offensive because of the way the power flows but it's overall pretty funny to consider as being someone's fetish
>>80120280Elaborate on this hypothesis
>>80120309It's hard to take seriously isn't ur?
>>80120441they all talk about what they do in their day to day lives, the food they made, their hobbies. it's different compared to the average mix of doomposts, politics and racebait in other threads.
>>80120447It is, but in my opinion all sex is very much bordering on funny (in addition to being inherently cliche, trying to escape it just causes you to be more cliche) which is why it makes so much headway.Being aroused adjusts tolerances the same way making someone laugh might.So I try not to judge too harshly. Also, this specific version is kind of cute I guess.
>>80120467I wonder how other generals feel but from what I seen it's a sea of name and trip fags, likely attentionwhore central>>80120469>in my opinion all sex is very much bordering on funny I think I agree. It's all awkward too. No one really knows what they're doing but some have more confidence than others. Just like life
>giggling loudly at literally nothing>hallucinated a bunch of bugs on my skin and walls in the morning So guys... would you date a schizophrenic bf? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjtSznSeyUI
>>80120566yeah. i love starscream
>tfw it'll be down below zero(F) tonightI am once again in desire need of a bf to snuggle with and not mind if I have the heat up too.
>>80120712https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QctavC281es
nobodies got nothing more important to do on the weekend then huh fucking sex havers
but it's monday? I know it was a holiday but just for the banks and stuff here in the US no one actually celebrates it.
>>80120918if the usps don't deliever it's a fucking weekend, mmmkay?
i slept all day and i probably would have regardless but happy mlk jr day to everyone, he was a real one no cap
Just applied for my associates degree wow I am really moving up in the world
>>80121127just starting it or just finishing it? what's it in?
>>80120281the decepticons are taller than the transformers? it was incelformers vs chadicons all along then 11/10 for cleanliness!
>>80121134Just finishingScience, very specific I kno
>tfw no bf to have watched the inauguration with>>80121138Generally the Decepticons are taller and more powerful than the Autobots. The dinobots, Omega Supreme, and Superion are pretty powerful though compared to any of the cons.
>>80121193I watched actual swearing in but not the whole thing. Trump didn't even put his hand on the bible.
>>80118529Argue for something sensible then instead of arguing about your subjective opinion being objective>>80120068Yeah, that's why I wouldn't want a younger top even though I don't have a strict age limit to my own or older.>>80120566I'm schizophrenic myself so I guess yes
>>80121143what are you going to do with it? Go work in a lab or continue on for a Bachelors?
>>80121231I'm hoping to get admitted into a chemical engineering program. I fudged up by getting a science degree and not an engineering degree but it's still possible. Otherwise I dunno I'll probably have to go to grad school for it to be worth anything
should I go to college?
>>80121403no, get a trade. college sucks and nobody hires whites anymore now they can just import all the pajeets they want
Meow where bf who loves me in a way I understand understand the meaning of love
>>80121403hard to say. I'd say maybe if you know for sure what you want to do and have the ability to see it through. yeah you'll get raped by debt, but if you go into a good field you know has work and don't fuck up your classes, that debt should be minimized and you'll still be making way more than someone like myself with no degree or certifications. on that note, you could just look into jobs you might like and see if you can get in with just certification.
feel sorry for the possums outside (and all other animals) it's really cold tonight.
>>80121496I want something in business, bad idea or no? >>80121426I don't wanna live like a shnuck for the rest of my life.
>>80121530>bad idea or no?i'd look into what positions would open up for you. I don't have much knowledge, but my brother got a bachelor's in business and hasn't been able to find work at all in his field.
>>80121546Well shit. Has he discussed it much with you?
>>80121554not really beyond complaining vaguely about it. just sounds like it's not a great time to have a business degree.
>>80121566All I ever wanted to do was fuck people out of their possessions. I'm good with people but not really sure what else I would even wanna do that isn't gonna be pajeetized in the next 10 years.
>>80121530getting a job and building capital vs. being in debt and unable to get a job because you weren't lucky enough to be born pajeet. i say this as someone almost done with a stem degree who can't find a job , not begginner wagie one, not in his field, zilch, nothing nobody will hire you if you have white skin, i don't actually have any evidence that the trades are better i'm just saying that's where the college route leads.
If animals keep dying around a person, clearly something is wrong with their soul. I mean, first a cat and now a bird. What comes next, a possum?
Realized I'm some degree of nonbinary over the weekend. It's been a long time since I was transphobic, but even the fact that I was at one point and now only feeling about 75% male is pretty funny.
The tranny virus is taking it's form. So sorry man, they cure doesn't exist.
ANON IS A TRANNY!
I'd take my medication if my fbf told me to do so.
I need to go to sleep but it's easier being awake right now
I respect ftm and mtf that take it the whole way, and I don't even mean in the way of passing or surgeries but bullshit nonbinary "people" who claim it and get tranny points but are just some flavor of alternative male or alternative female should get the wall.
I'm gonna destroy everyone that has ever wrong me if I don't get a bf soon.
Kind of want to get back into vidya for after work/weekends, bur historically that's meant me doing it in lieu of my hobbies because retarded and 0 discipline. Feels like I'm stuck between complete stagnation or exhaustion through only working on hobbies.
>I respect ftm and mtfDisgusting. Vile. Probably coming from a biscum.
>>80122484no I'm a trugay I just really don't care about trannies enough to actively hate them which is arguably more impactful than seething about their existence
For this is an infallible rule; a prince who is not himself wise cannot be well advised,unless he happens to put himself in the hands of one individual who looks after all his affairs and is an extremely shrewd man. In this case, he may well be given good advice, but he would not last long because the man who governs him would soon deprive him of his state.But when seeking advice of more than one person a prince who is not himself wise will never get unanimity in his councils or be able to reconcile their views.Each councilor will consult his own interests; and the prince will not know how to correct or understand them.Things cannot be otherwise, since men will always do badly by you unless they are forced to be virtuous.
>>80122126no such thing as nonbinary. Get out.
Nonbinary literally is just a word tho it means "I feel x way" and feelings are objective facts (as in objectively I feel this way)
Meow frew up after lunch again at least didn't lose everything this time it pays to eat less yay although it still is pretty embarrassing to puke in public
>>80122723when I was helping a coworker puke in a bucket, I wasn't judging them. these things happen.
>>80122818Yeah but I puke almost daily and look like a dirty hippie anyway
>>80122642that's retarded, no matter how many fem traits you have you'll never be a woman, not even a little bit.
>>80122849Almost like I don't feel like a woman, I feel nonbinary. Retard.
>>80122859calling me a retard while you describe yourself with Dr. Money's made up words XD
>>80122867What does John Money have to do with anything? Not every sexologist is the same person. You just keep digging deeper.
>>80122885I'll keep digging till your grave is 6tf down. Tranny.
>>80122889Is that really the best you got really genuinely? Yawn....
>>80122901no tranny gets my best anything because you don't deserve it, #MAGAcountry
>>80122907Thank god because this is weak as fuck and wack as hell
>>80122911you say, while I'm #owning you
>>80122912Get better bait plx
>>80122922whatever loser, I'm gonna go talk to my bf now, who is 100% male because he's not a mentally ill pedophile. #winning #epic
>the bait becomes even worseGonna puke again
this is why you don't have a bf btw,.. #winning
I remember a lot of my dreams lately. I wonder what changed. usually they're nightmares tho
>>80123145i'd have daily nightmare too if my mind kept telling me i'm a non binary trannoid
>>80121426>>80121575>>80121596demoralisation is how (((they))) win.
Another gruesome day again. The pain of not being a chad throughout the day is unbearable.
>>80123483Do you have a Discord tag? What use is this place if we don't use it to date one another.
>>80123502What? I'm dumbfounded. I do, but why do you need it?
>>80123574He wants you to help him test a multiplayer video game, and intends to send you a github link
not too much on my favourite (and only, by default) turkish curd poster
>>80123574Why are people not sharing Discord tags and dating one another? What use is this thread without that function?
AHH NO NO NO NO NO
There's this american boy I'm talking to on discord and he seems to like me and talks about wanting to do bf stuff how do I tell him it's probably not possible without hurting his feelings
>>80123661you can't have your cake and eat it too. originally.
>>80123616Will I get doxed if I do it?>>80123647Sir, it does happen sometimes to my knowledge, but dating is not the primary function of this place.
>>80123666I want to be friends I never wanted him to think we're gonna be bfs he doesn't even know my name or what I look like
>>80123676what happened to a simple "no"? along the lines of being too far away or not ready for meaningful relationship. if he still tries to get to you then tell him you're bi, if he's smart he'll stop.
>>80123688I'm afraid just saying no will hurt his feelings. I'm not going to lie about it either.
>>80123697do you actually enjoy his friendship or do you enjoy having a simp?
>>80121207Arguing over opinions is most fun + it's funny how you said "bipedo" and stuff like that when you yourself try to look like that
>>80123709I think it's fun to talk about mutual interests, I don't like having simps since there is unnecessary expectations about me>>80123713Try to look like what
>>80122705I'm old enough to remember operation warp speed and trump getting blood for being pro vaccine lmao
>>80123722Hairless
>>80123727Okay, so what? I don't want a hairless twink bf, I just have low self esteem so I don't think I can be loved unless I look perfect.
>>80123697Say stuff like:>i don't think i'm ready>we need to know each other better first>i'm afraid we're not on the same page yet>i'll think about>i have something else going on and don't want this to a concern now>i mainly come here to talk with you and never thought of us as a unit>babe sit down you're going way to fast into this situationshipWhy am I, a non-chad, have to tell you how to turn down people? It's easy as hell.
Bitches are too scared to admit that youth is attractive
>>80123738It's not easy it makes me very anxious because I'm afraid they will leave if I do it wrong
>>80123661Chadmeow's harem grows stronger >>80123734The fact that you think that look is perfect says a lot
>>80123746I don't know why I keep telling him I'm not cute or worth it but he doesn't seem to care>>80123746It's perfect for someone. I just want to be loved.
>>80123740this guy has been angling for you. you haven't seen what an honest friendship with him looks like yet. if you turn him down and he doesn't want to be friends, you have to let him go.
>>80123740I provided most easy, bland, npc examples that wouldn't be considered offensive by anyone. If he leaves it's on him anyway. I mean if you really want to set boundaries, then tell him stuff like this, if not then you weren't ready. Be honest, outright tell him "I like talking to you, but I'm not looking for a bf right now.".
>>80122332>tfw no zoomer daddy dom bf
>>80123764What does that mean? I don't want to give him false hope either but it's hard to be blunt about it
Even meow is getting a boyfriend a day and meow is probably not so bad himself, while I'm rotting away because I'll never be a chad bottom for someone. It's so fucking over.
>>80123779You think I am a chad bottom? I'm not cute and I'm very mentally ill and overweight too
>>80123761More you tell people to leave you alone, in general, more they pester you. It's fuckin unreal.>It's perfect for someoneWell it mostly attracts weirdos and prisongays, no?
Chad bottom (incoherent concept even as a troll) is worse than chadbot, change my mind. You're the worst poster now. Congratulations
>>80123791Idk I just feel like I'm not good enough no matter what so I should suffer for it as much as possible (like shaving?
>>80123790You may be a certain way, but they still take liking in you. So it's not that big of deal to them and while you should try to date every e-man, it's a given now that they like you and you're closer to the idea of a chad than you might think.
>>80123816I'm really not a catch I have no idea why people keep simping for me/getting interested
>>80123800I don't like arguing with you when you're all down on yourself (not saying I wanted to argue right now btw, just idk). I know how you feel but clearly a lot of people see something in you even if you don't want to see it and even if you say they would hate you if they knew you better. I don't disagree that you have it pretty bad with your condition. What can you do about it tho
>>80123836I'm not feeling particularly bad, I always think I'm unworthy of being loved. Ultimately not because I don't have good qualites or because I'm ugly or whatever but because I cannot take being loved because I'm so mentally ill. I just can't see anything working out ever and it just hurting everybody. It does make me a little sad but also that's just how it is.
>>80123849I know meow, I know :(https://youtu.be/J-qXBOTptjk
>>80123897Lmao Jim is a treasure, is he still alive?
>>80123820As corny as it sounds, it's not for you to understand. They might like you even if you don't. I know exactly what it is like feeling like being unloveable non-chad is the only option, but it is a bad line of think, and even so you said it yourself that yes there might be someone for you out there. I think you are palatable and when people like you. You are very right to explain to them that they might be too bold and going in too early into some relationship and you should describe yourself and how it feels for you to be with someone in future when you'll be ready for it, but it seems like there are people who like you.
>>80123937Meow yeah but that's hard which is why I asked for help. I don't think I'm unlovable for any other reason than the fact that I'm extremely mentally ill and people getting close to me triggers me a lot
>>80123967I think you can treat that. I don't understand your situation completely, but I think you'll get there one day. If you're not feeling, just say you're not ready or not looking for it.
>>80124018I don't think I can since exposure is probably the only way and not only will nobody ever get close enough for that to happen I'd just flip out anyway. As time goes on it becomes less likely anybody would be even interested in me in the first place.
>>80123911Apparently the man is unkillable. I wouldn't be surprised if he outlives all of us XD
bookmarking this one to laugh when you change the story
>>80124043Change what story
>>80124032How do we fix than? Will you stop flipping out if you take meds? What if you eat a ton of prozac before the date, warning someone beforehand than you can be moody and not very sociable?
>>80123346Do you like bisexuals, anon?
>>80124123NoNo sane man or w**an does
Not long ago Destiny was doing better than ever, getting invited to all the right wing podcasts and was respected by most of his peers, even the ones who disliked him. It's remarkable considering he was on youtube/twitch for years up to that point. Then he went full trump derangement syndrome again, started acting unhinged, videos of him sucking dick and being into weird shit leaked (wow being a gooner and casual sex with mentally unstable people has consequences you didn't want) and now is getting metoo'd for revenge porn. Which I have no doubt he is guilty of, as gooners can't be trusted. It sucks he was on the other side of that too when everyone leaks his shit but at the same time he should know better.
>>80119228im here to take for myself a little twinkish boi with a cute butt and eyes and flat abs.step forward or by golly i will ave to use force!
>>80124101No idea, I already eat multiple meds I wouldn't be so blackpilled if there was an easy solution
>>80124123he isn't wrong doe
>>80124173this was not your pic there and it's definately not you now. fuck off to talk about about poxcord drama, might as well snag up a "little" "twinkish" groomed boi under the age of consent, paralyzed biboomer pedo lunatic.
>>80124186He is a frogposter therefore he will always be wrong
>>80123040You can't trust 4chan gays ever
Only retards get groomed change my mind
>>80124259My mind has been changed
>>80124179I can't really help anyway. Just know that you can be boyfriended and it might take time for you to warm up to the idea of a nice bf. Maybe more therapy.
>>80124191whose pic is it? your moms?
I'm glad my bipedo defamation from 2 years ago has stuck
>>80124276whose comeback is it? a loser's into his fourties with an untreated mental diagnosis who can't even wash himself in 3 days? you don't have to read it btw you'll still won't get the right memo you freak bibitch
>>80124311whats with the hate buddy? lets be frens
>>80119931You're leaving the companion of your life alone at this very moment
One thing that bothers me irl is when a normalfag finishes a thought and without a pause, in the same breath, jumps over to something completely unrelated. It's manner in which some people speak and their tone I think.
>>80124259What if it was a teen who tried to get into a relationship with an adult man and had pleasant conversations for couple months if not more? I wouldn't say the teen was a chad bottom, but it worked for some time the non-chad teen fucked away from it? Who is the villain here?
>>80124359preach! lol
>>80124230Kids get groomed everyday, mostly by their families, specially in churches where they will be told for years that being gay is wrong. For the few ones who happen to be gay, that will be one nightmare difficult to wake up from. Conservative grifters, as usual, will disguise their confessions as accusations. They are by far the most prolific child groomers on earth, but they will call it "a proper education"
>>80124336>chad bottomDon't let the incel thoughts win
>>80124293I wouldn't say it is defamation when people actually get to know what the prison gay greedy sexuality is about, more like an review
Meow has been much less obnoxious lately. He doesn't even beg for attention as much or does that thing where he cants stop replying even if he has nothing to say. I like the new meow.
>>80121496Image being American. Imagine going into debt to go to school being normalized. >greatest country on earth Lmao
>>80124359It didn't turn explicit, but I still don't think it was ok for me to try courting a guy past 25. It's arguable whether it was ok for him to be fine with 14+ bf but looking back I personally don't think anyone was right.>>80124408I don't get it.
>>80121575Try to findom degenerate gay furies/tech bros. It requires no education and you just need few paypiggies to keep you going. Best part? They get off on it. Losers deserve it
>>80124395true i was groomed into speaking english
>>80121909MEOW STAY AWAY FROM THIS ANON
>>80124323i'm not looking for pedophilic retarded immoral friends. kill yourself and stop shitting up my comfy /r9g/, biscum
>>80124271No one can help. Therapy is too intense for me as well. Ah well. As long as I don't do say or experience anything triggering everything is almost fine.
>>80124438Wow the meds are working who would have thunk it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fND_Y6OgsDsTime is running out anons, you're growing old. Add people from here on Discord and aim for marriage ASAP.
>>80124528none of those things are buddy, lets start anew
>>80124605nobody here gives me that soulmate vibe
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/jan/20/edmund-white-lust-love-literature-ive-had-sex-with-3000-menAverage gay dating option in 2025. I joined a Catholic server for gays and every gay in it has had a hookup phase, now I'm demoralized.
>>80124661Love is a choice reinforced by familiarity and mutual investment, just pick someone handsome who wants a stable relationship.
>>80124701so outrageous :3 BUY MY outrageous book IM SO INTERESTINGi have eaten 15000 meals, buy my book
>>80124708not that anon but I wish I could just do that, like pick a guy, hang out long enough and chose to fall in love with them. I've had a guy literally throwing himself at me, paying for shit, taking me places, if I reciprocated an OUNCE I'd have been in a relationship, but no matter how much time we spend together I just didn't feel it. I wish I could force my brain to love someone.
>>80124726The typical gay dating option in 2025 has had a count of 10+
>>80124735Was the guy ugly? You need someone handsome to convince your brain to initiate investment.
>>80124708>>80124748what if you cant be handsome without a soulmate vibe
>>80124752Soulmates don't exist, you choose them and turn them into such.
>>80124760>you choose thembecause of the soulmate vibe yea
>>80124789If what you mean by "soulmate vibe" is "so hot my heart skips a beat"
>>80124737and? who is countingu aint datin a meatbag do u
>>80124799Consider whether it impacts your ability to pair bond. In my perspective (though I lack first hand experience) it does, and that can be very difficult to reverse once you find a person you wish to invest in romantically. This reality could impact marital stability: Once sex becomes an emotionally dissociated gesture you cannot imbue it with the emotional significance it once might have had through sheer will, and its potential gifts when practiced within a properly committed context may hence be forever lost to you. You may not be able to have sex with your husband in a manner that is spiritually fulfilling and meaningful for both, or in a manner that makes your romantic bond stronger. If you want to enjoy that dimension of sex hooking up may forever place you outside of that capacity.Hooking up also cultivates a craving for sexual variety in addition to making sexual satisfaction more difficult to attain due to possessing multiple frames of reference that enhance your standards and cultivating needless complexity with regard to preferences. Someone who waits for their marital bed has no frame of reference to compare sexual performance, so it is very easy for them to be satisfied and enjoy the gifts of sex to the fullest extent. One who has a lengthy history craves more variety (may lead to temptation within the marriage) and better performance.
>>80124794theyre kind of the same but you need the vibes to be so hot
>>80120566Depends on how schizophrenic or rather how stable he is and if he's willing to get help for it.
my electric razor stopped working so im wondering if i should buy a new electric razor or good blades for my manual razori always do a clean shave
>>80120566Yes if you're good looking
i dont think anything could be worse than a bf who is slightly better looking than me
homosexuality is man's natural state
pretty sure homosex was invented in the mid 1970s
>>80125111bf who is slightly worse looking than you who is constantly worried you'll break up with him to the point he wants to leave you before you leave him
>>80122609>bro is solving math equations to describe how he feels>"At this moment at 9pm est I feel I'm 75,35% male. If every human can only be 100% total, how much of a brave independent women am I today, class?"
>>80122960Do you puke the moment you get the urge or can you suppres it before getting to the toilet or whatever?
>>80123502This place is not your dating app
>>80125610I want to find a bf here though, I hate dating app users
>>80125652Why the fuck do you think a 4chan autist is better than someone who actually puts themself out there on a dating app
>>80125671Because a 4chan autist isn't promiscuous.
>>80125671>>80125675A 4chan autist also doesn't demand much from me and won't stray.
>>80125671because someone using a dating app is trying to market themselves as a product
4chan autists are also unattractive and mentally ill.
>>80125700I'd be happy with a 6/10 mentally ill 4chan autist
>>80125708Can you not read? "unattractive" does not mean "above average". Best I can do is 4/10
>>80125595Depends, I know in advance but I can't really suppress it because my stomach is fucked up probably
>>80125715Someone particularly mentally ill could be hot yet browse this thread. I'll take my chances.
>>80125691How do you know they wont stray? Autists are the most frequent ghosters>>80125708I dont think you actually want to date a mentally ill person.
>>80125718Mentally ill people aren't exactly known for self care and keeping their looks.
>>80125729>>80125722My only alternatives are whores then. I even joined Christian gay discords and every person in them is promiscuous.
tomorrow I find out for sure if my cat has cancer. I'm already feeling so nervous and sick to my stomach. Deep it has to be, the blood work showed nothing else wrong with her that would cause the blood loss. I guess tomorrow is really finding out just how much more time with her I have. I'm going to spoil her so much, chicken and fish, all the wet food and treats she can eat.
>>80125762https://youtu.be/Lp7x90wYSkg?si=CdSjX6ci4PZ9atACHere's a video for you, Story-kun.
Meow wanna be loved where bf who has patience to play along with a schizophrenic faggot with an annoying voice who looks weird and offputting and who lives near me
weight loss, fuck it wouldn't be a storypost without a typing fuck up.
>>80124528Can you give me a tl;dr on that fag?
>>80125652Then make your own threads asking for one or talk to anons but whenever I see some of you desperate fucks replying to anyone asking for a bf I feel sick. You ruin the comfy vibes
Its funny how deep down even the fags know r9k guys are the bottom of the barrel men and not worth dating
>>80124824donk ask how many than eh, my autistic fren? get better performance eh! increase your bodycnt? sex always gets stale with the same person, doesnt matter if your boducnt was 0 or 10^e beforehand
why would anonymous 4channers with various and dangerous mental illnesses bot make good boyfriends?
>>80125851 it makes you upset that people want to form an emotional/sexual connection? weird.
My body count is 0 because I am autistic and mentally ill meow
>>80124735Femcel issues *world's smallest violin plays*
>>80125870you may be joking but its really jarring that people actually look to date here.
>>80125871It makes me upset to see horny fucks bother posters by asking for a bf when they don't know a thing about them. It's annoying.
>>80125883robots are perfect for eachother
Meow back to work I goes play nice boys mhm meowhttps://youtu.be/uo03XRpsLO0
>>80124760They actually do, you're just soulless. I pity you. You know the feeling we someone gets all o your references and finishes your thoughts for you? Or when they know you better than you know yourself and always fall you out on your bullshit?
>>80125887You sound like a lonely person >>80125888Dont think so. You should probably look for someone who isnt mentally ill if you want a stable relationship
>>80125906If I'm lonely for not wanting to see "durr be my bf" every other post, what does it say about those who spam that? Also everyone here is a bottom lmao
>tfw ywn eat the meowdonalds. >tfw ywn order in broken Finnish off google translate and have struggle to understand you.
>>80125910Me and many other anons definitely arent bottoms, youre just a projecting faggot. Which makes sense, people who are female brained tend to be irrational
>>80125906We are all very mentally stable here
>>80124824Amazing post wasted on a monkey who failed to grasp it
>>80125923Oh so you're a tourist talking out of your loose ass? Everyone who spent time here knows this thread is at least 90% bottoms, which makes sense because they're introverted losers and it's easy as fuck to have sex as a top
>>80125946You are incorrect. The bottoms are just the loudest. And Its not necessarily easy to have sex as a top because many fags have as insane standards as women do.
>>80125240That's just bpd nonny
>>80125910Point is stop attacking people for wanting to find love or a relationship. It seems like you are incapable of love yourself, you only want men to cum in your ass
>>80125951No they don't and literally every straight incel that went prisongay has success right away. Gays have no standards.>The bottoms are just the loudestNo, they make up both most of the posters and posts. Cope harder
>>80125989Many Femboys and trannies are high maintenance though. Especially on 4chan ironically enough, check out /lgbt/You are projecting hardBottoms are out of touch and dont understand what its like dating as a manWe actually have dealt with women before so we know what its like
I got McDonalds to make me feel better about tomorrow and the only thing I got was a stomach ache. Guess it was just too much for my stomach to handle right now.
>>80125970Stop trying to turn a comfy gay thread for losers to cry about their life into your dating app. I already said that if you want to get a 4chan bf you can make your own threads instead of pestering random anons. This is how it usually goes:>see post>hey wanna bf my bf (idk anything about how you look or where you live or anything I'm just lonely!)>exchange discords>ghost after a day or two>come here to shit up the thread with drama>repeat>>80125998Yes because you're going for top 1% of bottoms and still can have moderate success, which is still easier than with womenLurk more unironically
>>80126023You can just ignore the edatersWhatever whoreYouve wasted enough of my timeI have better things to do than argue with someone who gets fucked in the assYoure basically a woman
>>80125675They just post themselves for coomers and flirt with every dick they see>>80125695Truuuuuuuu>>80125700They're probably most attractive men I saw compared to irl or any other site
>>80126038Just a friendly advice, if you keep talking to bottoms like that it will only turn them on lolmao
>>80125762You should also make videos of her so you have something to remember her by >I'm going to spoil her so much, chicken and fish, all the wet food and treats she can eatYou better stay true to this
>>80125858Only very mentally ill ones like most active users here. But I also found some of the coolest frens on this board >>80125870Surprisingly they do if you select carefully >>80125896I feel devilish
>>80126094I will, I've already started taking pictures of her when she's comfy and cute somewhere. Maybe I should clean the house too so she doesn't spend her last days in filth.
>>80126132Sometimes you're surprisingly thoughtful. I hope it works out somehow but...
>>80125790Meow your voice isn't weird it's just kinda gay.
>>80126163even without the cancer she is still 14 or even older (Mom and I got her as an adult so I don't know exactly how old she is. Based on the vet's estimates they have her as 14) As a matter of fact we took her almost 10 years ago exactly. I know it was in January of 2015, just not sure exactly when.I need motivation to overcome my laziness, I can clean and take care of things I just struggle with getting off my ass and getting started.
If this place is full of bottoms why havent they had sex with me yet
>>80125812his daily drivel is on gaygen
>>80125998no one was talking about femboy and trannies. get the fuck away from my comfy gaycel thread binigger.
>>80125051What's the your verdict on this, r9gay?
>>80126368I would say it is. I would feel horrible knowing my bf was jerking off to other guys. Maybe not quite to the level of physically cheating but still.
>>80125888No. As much as an idea of a robot bf who kinda knows what it's like is attractive, I would never date one. Or even any other guy. I'm not a chad (bottom) and I can't quite deal with the hand I was given and it's eating me alive by day and I don't want it to somehow affect an fbf and I want every single gaybot here and out there to meet their perfect soulmate match, an fbf that will be their kinda chad.
>>80126315What are (you) doing there?
>>80126395Can you act cute? You dont have to be super cute but if you act cute i will date you
>>80126232Yeah exactly so really annoying everyone hates me waa
>>80126492You don't have and I won't go on about it, I already said it's a no. But I have to ask what is expected from someone's action to be considered cute.
>rejected by stacy bottom bot You know the drill. Only trucell here is me
>>80126522It's not annoying either just gay.
I didn't reject anyone because I was not looking for anyone to evaluate as a bf. They deserve better.
I'm not asexual but I don't care about sex in a relationship. It could be something to try or it could be something we do occasionally but what matters more, from a physical standpoint, is cuddling and doing things together while we're close to eachother. Besides teasing would be more fun than actual sex
>>80126613>I didn't reject someone who was trying to be my bf because I wasn't looking for a bfChadbot was right about you. Did you enjoy sleeping with that chad? Filthy whore like any other bottoms. Stacy whore!
Storyanon should sell "I'm not a mom killer" merch. Or any merch in general>fat neet shits>Richard Dixon/Richard Dickson)/ Richard Big Dickson>I live in filth so you don't have to>I got 9 cats but I only need one catboy>I post humiliating facts about myself online and fap to reactions I get>8 faps a day keep hue away>yes I'm a furry but I would never harm my cats I only harm humans like my mom
Yea same, non-sexual intimacy is a LOT more important to me than sexual intimacy, but what is even more important is doing menials things together like shopping, cooking, going for walks, watching tv or simply just participating in an activity together. On another note I saw BL in the library today and I was very tempted to loan it but I didn't wanna out myself to the librarians.
>>80126687I didn't sleep with the chad I once mentioned. Chadbot, I like you but this is not time and place to stir the pot. I'll break it down: I'm not looking for a bf because I'm not a chad. I'm not even sure a bf would fix me. Even if bf was present I'll always want them to be with a chad.
sex is important and I'm tired of pretending it's not
The only thing I'd want a bf is to watch a film every couple days and that's it.
I'm functional, own a car, 2 houses in my name yet an autistic (diagnosed) asocial virgin at 26. I need a 6/10 masculine guy from here to marry.
I wish I had green or blue eyes a lot of the time. No one will ever take me seriously as a hazel eyed light browncel...https://youtu.be/jzJvC9OE8Pg?si=umqZGd31BVv0QUn->>80126851Goals, I wanna own a house and be a virgin.
Brown eyes can be pretty nice, just don't be black or too brown and it's fine.
>>80126967Are these ok?
I'm functional, have green eyes, might get a car if I get a loicence, 2.5 houses too in my name yet I'll never want a guy to marry or date because I'm not a chad (stacy?) and will never be cared for because I wouldn't bear not being a chad with someone who'd want someone chadder by his side.
>>80126996Yes. I don't care what eye colour my fbf has that's like the least important part of someone's appearance IMO.
>>80127016are you an twink
>>80125573nigga thought he was cooking by saying generic "errm ur boring, this is bad bait" but replying to every post until I started raking him over the coals for not having a BF. #epic
>>80127035No, there's currently hair on my arms, legs, face and bit of chest and pubis.
>>80127016Are you Euro by perchance?
>>80126550Just be cute, grab my arm, hold my hands, dress and act like a cute girl, thats really all I expect from you
>>80126604There's nothing men hate more than faggots waa
>>80127232I can love you as long as youre a cute faggot and not one of the cringe ones
>>80125915I can speak english you know
>>80127237Yeah exactly waaa I'm super cringe I should be killed
>>80123725the "there are no cases of human transmission of the novel corona virus sars cov 2" WHO? that WHO?the bat soup pangolin sandwich wet market WHO?that WHO?or maybe the cdcthe one that was funding gain of function bioweapon engineering in wuhan which led to the existence of the pathogen to begin with and explains why its cleave site is tailored to humans and has no animal intermediates nor notable/expected infectivity in animal vectors? that cdc
>>80124331No, I am moving toward him, which is the very opposite of leaving him alone.
>>80126791Why would chad tops want other chads? They want stacy bottoms. I can't have sympathy for you who denies potential suitors when I have no one I can reject.
>>80127250Youre not cringe you just need a strong bf to hold you and comfort you
>>80127016I would never date a l*ndl*rd
>>80126814No one is pretending it's not, it's literally the most normie opinion you can have. Ice cold take>>80126967Black eyes on white boys hnnnng>>80127218>I'm gay for girls too just be a girl bro haha
>>80127317I would only date landlords. Suffer commie cucks
>>80127345Yeah pretty muchGenuinely feminine boys are cuteIm a masculine dude and I dont find anything appealing about non-feminine dudes
>>80127362and people get upset when I say lolberts are unpaid ancap shills>>80127380you're a caricature of a human being and not even a good one. basically the failed normalfag of pretending to be gay
>>80127390Haha im not sure what you mean I do like women, but I also like the idea of dominating a failed male I guess
>>80127417psychotic retarded prison gay bitch, what brought you here?
>>80127417Ive been told this makes me gay i guess not
>>80127428Is that prison gay? Honestly i just did some thinking and for me this makes sense. I probably will be somewhat happier with a woman, but I also know femboys/trans are easier to acquire. I enjoy pursuing both. Also, the latter are definitely more neurotic kinky, which I view as a plus, desu I just want someone who will be completely obsessed with me
>>80127429It makes you a faggot in the derogatory sense, and not fit to stand with straight men, but you're not gay.
>>80127458Lol, but please explain how im a faggot in a derogatory way, and not the ones who literally opt in to get dominated by other men? Is that not more pathetic and degrading?
>>80127475They're faggots as terms of endearmentyou only desire to see others brought down to your gutter level, whereas those attempt to exalt masculinity in a misguided manner.
>>80127390>and people get upset when I say lolberts are unpaid ancap shills?
>>80127489But as the end of the day, if youre a botto femboy, and you opt in to get dommed, whats the difference if its me vs someone you consider an actual gay?
>>80127450>will be somewhat happier with a woman, butthat's exactly what it is. now get the fuck away from my comfy thread and go back to talk about women/trannies with your likes of failures of "bi"scum prison gay pornsickos
>>80127499free market libertarian types making themselves into useful idiots for globohomo corporatism interests because "ideology" was what came to mind when you said fuck commies
Sam Hyde is so cringe
>>80127506The difference is that an actual gay man would not want him to be anything other than what he is, and would not discard him at the first sighted 'fright' of stubble on his arm
https://youtu.be/NSjq35V2Tt4Taxation is theft OwO
>>80127511Youre making the thread not comfy dude. Im just looking to talk to cuties who need a big strong man in their lives.
>>80127529>I'm just looking for someone to stroke my failed normalfag ego so I can FEEL like a big strong man despite not being one, please pity meNo.
>>80127525Okay. Well my take is that if youre a femboy, you should go all the way. Whats the point in being one if youre going to halfass it? Thats just my opinion
>tfw no silly magician bf
>>80127380If I was as ugly as you I wouldn't find anything appealing about myself either. fem4fem and masc4masc is the way. Just date women
>>80127538I have some pretty nice muscles and Im tall. I bench more than most here. If youre a feminine male who bottoms, I am 100 percent stronger than you, not saying that to brag, saying that because I think youre cute and I want to be with one of you one day :)
HE IS A TROLL DONT FALL FOR THE BAIT
>>80127218Too big for women's. Don't have the bones to do so. My shoulders are wider than my hips too. Sorry not a girl.>>80127176Why do you need that information?>>80127285I don't know what chad is anymore. I didn't reject anyone, I made it clear that I'd like them to pursue chad because I'm not a chad.>>80127317I don't rent appartments now/yet. I had frens living there but it was always free.
>>80127548this is where you lose me. Whats the point of going for femboys as a femboy? Youre mimicking a woman, women tend to enjoy being dominated my other men.
>>80127541>ugh i wish a boyfriend would just fuck my assthis is youwhy are you so gay?
>>80127541very demure and cute image
Look I want to leave the thread. If youre a femboy and youre looking to get dommed why not drop your social?
>>80127562>why do you need that infoBecause I may be interested in adding you on Discord if our timezones are compatible.
>>80127541Will you post bfs or it's just trannies that do it for you now?
>>80127525But femboys basically exist to bait "straight" guys into sex so I have zero sympathy when they get cum and dumped
>>80127609Bingo. Thats why when i get my femboy, i will refer to him as my gf, because if youre actually a femboy you shouldnt mind being called a girl
>>80127562You rejected someone interested in you due to your insecurity which is still valid. Of course you have multiple houses ad friends. You're literally a Stacy wore
>>80127609stupid games, stupid prizes, etcthe aesthetic didn't get subsumed into the straight porn market until normalfags were locked in their houses in 2020 and realized their lives were meaningless
>>80127587I can't do discord I'm not a chad. Last time I had something significant with someone from poxcord we actually were fine all the way, but he left me after one month I took away from him because I felt a certain way and was busy. Sorry.>>80127637I can't reject someone when I told beforehand that I can't be with someone becausr I'm not a chad.
>>80127293No he will hurt me and be mean waa
>>80127570No it's not. I'm not gay either>>80127588Those are two male characters from a lesser known indie game Genshin impact
me and my future boyfriend
>>80127657>I ghosted someone for a month because responding to few messages was too hard feel pity for me I'm totally not a Stacy
If you are a bottom, you will match with me, i will fuck you and you will like itThen you will go on 4chan and cry about bi chasers again
Just one last job and I'm set for life
>>80124701It's like you go through your day on the internet scavenging for examples of gays being whores to better cope with loneliness
>>80127779I do the opposite to cope but fail to find any chaste gays
>>80124824You view this under such manichaeistic light. Is that what you were told in catholic school? >you cannot imbue it with the emotional significance it once might have had [...] Forever lost to youThat's not true. The way you speak it's like nothing can prepare you for love better than celibacy and chastity, meaning that you, the gay incel, would be better suited for love and commitment than anyone else.What we see in reality is that your isolation is making you bitter and jaded in ways that are much greater obstacles to finding love than being a whore. Despite being a pious virgin, you are so unprepared for love and relationships that you ended up here
>>80127681I responded for half a year, messages and calls and we're past discord long time. But somehow I'm to blame when I was absent for a month and then never thought of again.
Hmm, this seems familiar
>>80127853thats kind of a dick head thing to do.
This FROOT seems familiar
>>80127796>chaste gaysThat's the last thing you should be looking for if you want to cope with loneliness. There are a bunch of chaste gays here, most are as miserable as you. The way you put chastity on this pedestal is the corner stone of your romantic fiasco. Nonetheless, you feel personally impacted by gay faults, but you close your eyes to gay virtues. Internalized homophobia does that.
>>80127853>I'm to blame when I was absent for a monthPretty much. That's the bane of anonymous E "relationships". You can't really expect anything from a ghost. What's troublesome is how you think that a month of absence is no biggie. It shows how withdrawn from reality you are
>>80127657You are so mentally crippled by this chad mythos it's like you spent your upbringing in this cursed fate
>>80127836Is Brazilnigger still here after so many years?
>>80127890It's ok. He might have disillusioned with me not being chad. I know he had a twink chad friend he was fond of.>>80127962We knew each other's names, adresses, socials, faces, and jobs and degrees. How much more anonymous could it have been? And no I wasn't completely absent just barely responsive.
>>80128015>disillusioned with me not being chadOr with your absence
>>80127926>>80127836I'm browsing this thread for the first time in many years and Brazilnigger is still here daily. Holy shit. I'm leaving for another 3 years until he's gone.
>>80127989I am. I wasn't like this not long ago but it's my flying over cuckoo's nest/lucy/blue velvet/falling down (1993) moment of clarity.
>>80128015>We knew each other's>Never met >Ghosted for a month despite all these gateways to communication Pretty anonymous and it will always be an anonymous meaningless fling unless you actually meet in real life. Sad, you haven't learned the lesson even though that's not the first time this happens. You will see robots doing that thing here over and over. Building these elaborate e flings with other anonymous gays over the internet. Never ends well
>>80128040How do you people cope with him? I left for 3 years because of him and now that I'm back i come across his posts. He posts daily.
>>80128043Let's just hope it's a phase. You can't possibly believe everything you read here. You are so detached from the real life dating scene. There are more than just chads vs robots out thereThis place literally poisoned your mind and heart, but you let it
>>80128040>browsing this thread for the first time in many yearsFirst post and it's already a blatant lie
Hue is back to help us instead of helping gay incels near him. When will he learn?
>>80128105So he had also left for a long time? And I return just as he returns? Tragic.
>>80127853Yes? Imagine fucking off for a month. Good riddance stacy
gay incels near me are lurking in hereDrowning in their own prejudices and homophobia, too busy hating whores to get a bf
Waa there's too much snow waa I wqnt home waa
>>80128120>Still a celibate what was the point of leaving anyway
>>80128120Well the thread is dead if he returned, I'm leaving again.
>>80128149I live with my bf and returned out of curiosity. I imported a third world virgin as I said I would years ago.
I would genuinely kill myself if all I did all day was repeat same few words and phrases, make same old arguments and follow the same preprogrammed dialogue tree, like a bot. Inability to read is still a side effect what a shame indian programmers aren't up to date with modern first world standards.
>>80128167It's really pathetic that you have to lie anonymously Like you're lying to yourself mostly
>>80128182It's pathetic how you have to cope by accusing everyone of lying to deal with any challenge to your ideology. You are sickeningly stupid and narrow minded. I'm unironically married.
>>80128172>all I did all day was repeat same few words and phrasesIsn't that what most people here do >tfw no bf
>>80128052If you ignore him he goes away. If retards respond he stays. Literally just redirect the conversation to include braillnlets (like post a quiz or soemthing) and most anons will ignore him
>>80128194>married to his dream virgin bride>still hanging out with all the other lonely celibates You're one of them. Only anonymously you could pretend otherwise
>>80128220retards will always respond though
The funny thing is tfw no bf posting has been on a sharp decline for over a year at least. At this point it barely exists.
Yay where uwuaghh bloo bf>TFW no bf who loves me and me him
>>80128227I came back after many years because I got curious, and I find you posting like you always did, I assume every fucking day. You're a real dreg. An actual pest. An inoperable cancer.
>>80128237They don't. It just takes a lot of effort and now we have other bots (Stacy bottom bot and chadbot top) who also post similar bait and can't stop responding which is considerably harder to deal with since 2 anons alone can make this feedback loop that can ruin the whole thread
>>80128172kind of explains why you're on the path to suicide cause all you do here is repeat the same lonely virgin script day in, day out
>>80128244>after many yearsYou never left, and just like you, the board still hasn't changed. All them lonely gays wasting away, you among them
DON'T TURN AROUND WAOHDER KOMMISSAR'S IN TOWNWAOHHe's got the power and you're so weakAnd your frustration will not let you speak
>>80128167Post desuarchive proof or your liar
>>80128280I'm Greekanon, you know me.
>80128258I know you don't read the thread, you don't have to prove it to me
>>80128167>my bf>I'm married It's hard to keep the consistency up, isn't it? Ask storyanon for a lesson
>>80128302I used memey board language but no, I'm married.
>>80128286You overestimate how short memory r9gay has. What was your era? 2021?
>>80128296It's so fucking ironic that you said you'd commit suicide if you were stuck in a repetitive loop in here which perfectly describes your situation
>>801283112020-2022
can you all just leave
>>80128051):<Fine. As you say. You might be the relationship expert here but>>80128082It's still true that if I were a certain way, I'd be more liked. But because I'm not that, no one will ever see me as pest under their feet, no match how much attention I'll give them.>>80128122So what? Because I was busy and wanted to spend time that way because even then I knew I wasn't that certain way I'm now a monster. The point was that discord is a no-no, and it's a starter point for people more akin to place like here.
>>80128310Where you married? At a discord server? You never even kissed someone, dude
>>80128339I helped him migrate to Greece and we got married when gay marriage became legal. Previously we had a civil union.
>I ignore people on discord who are interested in me so it has to be the apps faultKill yourself stacy
>>80128338>if I were a certain way, I'd be more likedYes, if you weren't so retarded. Consuming /r9k/ is like watering the gardens of your worst personality traits
>>80128350Which country is this bride of yours?
I LEFT THE FUCKING CHARGE MAN
>>80128369He's from Georgia. .
>>80128338>So what I disappeared for a monthSo what that being ghosted for a month spells "rejection" for anyone with half a brain. I urge you to try real life dating at least once in your life, cause we both know you haven't tried it before
>>80128350Nice fan fiction. You are still a lonely robot pretending to be something you're not
Finally home yay feel exhausted to desuAlso feel like a child of soon to be divorced parents the way you meanies keep neglecting me waa
>>80128395I'm leaving again, this time perhaps forever, but I may check again in 3 years and still find you posting daily like the pathetic dreg you are.
I could really use a human heavybag to beat up badly. He could fight back (would be useless anyway). Preferably a convicted criminal or someone evil so I don't feel too bad about it
>>80128410>leaving again, this time perhaps foreverTwo lies in just one sentence. You never left. You will be back. Your bf is imaginary
>>80128378>nigga married merab dvalishvili
>>80128438Hiiii I'm super evil not a criminal tho
>>80128456You're also meow so
>>80128487Yes I said that I'm super evil?????
And who really gives a damn for a flaky bandit
>>80128495No you're not, you're larping and I'd never hit someone so weak. I may be evil but I have some principles
>>80128511I'm not weak I'm super strong.... Not larping either I'm a literal spawn of satan and a snake
Ok. Fine. I didn't what I'd be getting into sharing. Should have been wiser and known that there won't be any bitch that would say a good word and this place is run by monsters. Had I never told I wasn't a chad, you'd be screaming to dump his ass, but because I'm not a chad you suddenly think you know the whole history and ignore the situation I basically described to you in it's fullness. Fuck all of you, especially you hue. I might tell about my first term uni bf that fucked away literally unprompted he had 0 reason to do that besides the one about me arguably not being a chad then but you'll puff up and you'll give shit advice about me still being guilty and trying real dating like you know better. Nigger.
>>80128501Just how big is your anime boy folder
>>801285263gb
>>80128524>Not larping either I'm a literal spawn of satan and a snakeYou're really hard to take seriously stopppppp
Stacy's mad oh no what will we do the jezebel whore of r9gay is angy
>>80128525Be for real for one hot minute: you have never tried real life dating. Everything you have tried is these horrible online interactions, most times anonymously. It's like you're looking for a bf in a graveyard where junkies gather to smoke crack. Your obsession with this chad bullshit is getting psychiatric. Can't you see this place is fucking ruining you? You'll be like the chastity obsessed incels
>>80128542Waa why I am trying my best pihh puhh
>>80128529What if a genie told you that in order to find a bf you had to delete it all?
Despite being super tall I still always manage to fit into any tight spaces and even small beds feel pretty big because I can just do my best cat impression and curl up.
>>80128573And you're doing great (being a good and nice member of society)
>>80128618No I am evil *stomps my foot*
>>80128529seems pretty small desu
I wanna be clicker trained very badly yanno meow
>>80128623That's just cute lol
>>80128690would tricks would you do and what kind of treats would you like meow?
>>80128286greekman your post doesnt say anything about your children what happened to the family plan
>>80128696No I am evil why does no one take me seriously waaaaa>>80128697More like as a positive reinforcement thing clicking when I feel safe with my bf and then using it to help me feel safe outside my comfort zone
>>80128704That may be realized in my 30s when I have ample funds to invest into it.
>>80128722You need to find a bf first dear
>>80128722>>80128704https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/51870877/#51877618,https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/51870877/#51877278He was a whore, greekanon?
>>80128757Nah I was a virgin and posted copypastas against bisexuals/promiscuity.
>>80128714Because you don't act evil, silly. What a good boy you are ^_^
>>80128775holy based beyond belief
>>80128775But did you have ebs? Did you post nudes? Be honest because it will come to light I have 3 investigators on the case
I came to brag 2 years ago as well >>80128786Nope I never even posted a pic of me.
>>80128779No I do evil things like ask for attention because I an lonely despite not deserving it
How do I extract enough resources to move in with my ex bf, so I can rape him into being my bf again?
>>80128792Ok, Hercules. If that's your final word you may take your seat. The persecution will do their job and get back with their findings later.
>>80128800Idk extract your brain with a fork whore
>>80128798Only the last part is true and it's still no evil, just pathetic and sad. Who's a sad little possum? Yiss you are
>>80128846It's over I wanna die waa I'm too headcase fargone
Idk why but training a boy like Cesar Milan trained Cartman in that one south park episode sounds super funny to try I mainly wanna talk down in a cute way, like" bad anon! Bad! Don't do that" *hit his neck with finger* https://youtu.be/j6g3UoKxTI8
>>80128792>still herewhat a blunder
>>80128869Idk what to say waaah *prays for you or something*
>>80128887that should have happened to story as a child but his mom was too scared to. He could have been saved.
What's worse for the future prospect of relationships: being a whore or being a gincel? I've seen ex whores getting married before but gincels keep being stuck here
>>80128905I'm lonely and tired waa
>>80128869If you at least wasn't such a puritanical autist addicted to cartoon porn
>>80128924You can fix one of those right now. Wait, are you awake because your lonely? You were doing so well bloo
*praying for meow to resist the urge to reply to bot*>>80128924
>>80128923what else is there to do on a frozen tuesday evening
>>80128980But you've been here for quite a while, including during the warm summer.I just see a lot of you blaming the promiscuity of others for your relationship shortcomings But prolonged isolation and sexual repression are more damaging to your future relationship
>>80128172oh you'd kill yourself if you actually belonged here? interesting.
>>80128923Everyone here is anonymous, personalityfags last at most maybe 3 years here. Meow has had about a year of his shtick. If (You) say that gincels are stuck it implies that you know the posting habits enough to know who is where.
>>80125652You hate dating app users, but stuck up virgins are just fine? You gotta sort out your priorities. Dating app users can be anything, but nobody here can be there for you.
>>80129008A lot of barking but not a lot of sense. I suggest you get a personality or something.
>>80129020So true, bots Wil deny this because they don't actually read the thread or recognize anything
>>80129006wasnt me, im volcel
beep boop download grindr have casual sex beep boop don't be an incel beep boop.Come on huebot get better matieral.
>>80125745>>80125675What is your problem with promiscuitySomeone could have had a thousand partners before you, and you two could still live a love affair to be remembered fondly You have such a weird thing against sex, it smells like repression. We see it all the time with straight incels, but their plight is easier to understand: they're jealous of girls and all the action they're not getting Is that your case to? You think your future bf is ruined unless he's a virgin like you? That's kinda narcissistic to be fair. Do you want a bf or just a clone of your insecurities?
>>80129067I hate that a 1000 partners is realistic number for a gay slut.
>>80129056That sounds even worse. You are alone by choice? Can't you choose to want a bf instead
>>80129080Why the hell do you care about what other people do with their lives? Don't you see the irony that a true conservative might hate you for having just one single partner as long as it's your same sex? It's so shortsighted
>>80129080I hate that you respond to bots *pisses on you*
>>80129110peeanon is that you
>>80129084i could, yea, but that seems unpleasant. some people dont need a bf
>>80129080Do you know what a realistic number for a straight slut is instead? 1000 is a lot but most gays aren't on that level. Most are in the dozens -few hundreds at most.Regardless of what the number is, yours is 0 and you think it makes you better but in reality it just means you missed out on something. The same way you don't want to be judged by your virginity, you shouldn't judge others for their promiscuity. Specially when you put everyone under this wide umbrella of "promiscuity" and you don't even bother getting to know them or giving anyone irl a chance. That's just prejudice.
>>80129123If you were truly okay with not having romantic relationships, would you be in this thread at all?
>>80129057You can get more than casual sex on the apps. You can for example, have a first date in a public place, something that you never did once in your life. Casual sex and promiscuity are your scapegoats for never trying
>tfw no bf to bash the heads of retards dumb enough to argue with chatbots made to farm engagement and in doing so make the thread worse for everyone
>>80129159It's true, isn't it?You have never tried having a first date irl. And yet you run your mouth about how everyone out there is too promiscuous for your purity hole
I vote for some time off, give the thread few hours to cool down. Brazilianigger will get bored waiting for the new one and we will go back to our regularly scheduled program. Unless you want a shitty thread I say wait at least 2 hours before making a new one. Given hue has no life he may use a phone reminder for it lmao. I still suggest we do this, ok boys?
>>80129232You can't counter the fact that you never tried irl dating And yet you are fully opinionated about itThe same way you never met/got involved with any gay man irl, and yet you're ready to dismiss them all as below you
Meow meow where meow waaaaa
you cant trust anyone with more than 1 friends so imagine how twisted an individual with more than 1 bf could be
Waaah waaah blood gib abuse
>>80129393>>80129393>>80129393i made you a new thread
