*Turn on the radio*(Rap music)COMING TO YOU L-L-L-LIVETHIS ISD-D-D-DADDY ZOOMER>yuh>uh uh yuh lest get this bread>yuh>You wanna know WHY they call me DADDY zoom ZOOM>Cause I sense EVERY fertile egg in the room ROOM>Scoping out every bae that wanna get preggers an' I go boom BOOM>I don't care if she a hoe>Fertile land is what I LIVE FOR (imma skank banker)>I don't care if she a virgin>Laying new ground is what I DIE FOR (imma hymen breaker)>You don't got game?>You got no drip (drip)>You wanna catch these hands?>You gonna slip (slip)>Oh, was this yo girl? (girl)>Sorry nigga there's NO MORE WOMB ROOM>ha HAHA HA>Imma race saver>Imma incel maker>yuh>I don't care if she a bitch>Making litters is what I AIM FOR (woof WOOF)>I don't care if she an outie>Puffy cookies is what God gave me A DICK FOR (imma pussy slaya')>I know they mean go wen' they moan stop STOP>She cookin' buns in the oven and I'm grillin' hot bars on the stove top TOPTRIPFAGGING IS GAY GOONER(Drops mic)(Glass shattering sound)*Turn off the radio*
Dude please leave your house
>>80122332Woaw.... True lyrical masterpiece
>>80122332Is this the /r9k/ underground rap scene everyone's been talking about? this shit finna be fyee
>>80122510Sorry please don't hurt me nyanThis just beamed into my skull while I was working desuLet's have a humorous thread with debauchery and shenanigans