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Hypothetically, if my girlfriend moved into my house with me a couple months ago and I came home early to find her cheating on me. Would it be illegal for me to draw my concealed carry and force them out of my apartment at gunpoint? The hypothetical apartment is entirely in my name and she makes no payments.
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>>19679116
Not legal but you should do it anyway. Be sure to tell them on the way out they're lucky you didn't shoot their faggot asses.
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Not at all! You are legally authorized to open fire with extreme prejudice at unknown invaders of your home. They could be raping your girlfriend for all you know. This right is guaranteed in the 2nd amendment.
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>>19679116
That definitely wouldn't be a smart idea. If they won't leave on their own then call the cops and have them removed. You're just setting yourself up for disaster if you do it yourself.
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I don't know the laws in your state, but in most places its perfectly acceptable to pull a gun on a stranger that's in your house uninvited.
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>>19679116
Laws vary from place to place. Where does this hypothetical scenario occur?

Also please remember legal advice obtained here is no substitute for the real thing.

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We got kicked off /ck/ due to Sharia Law being instituted. And /bant/ is full of weebspammers whose drunken fathers must have beat them with plunger sticks or something. So we're trying here.
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>>19678339
Weird. Fucking lucky, too.
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I think I'm going to take a few days off after this weekend. I'm on the way to kicking 32 beers in 3 days. Waking up a bit gnarly but not quite hungover but I'm sure if I keep this going nothing good can come of it.
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>>19679256
Yeah time to maybe slowdown?
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>>19679278
That's actually a pretty average weekend. 8 of those beers were Coors Lights though. Can't resist the 1.50 24 ounces.
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>>19679320
I didn't start drinking yesterday until 2:30 which is very good for me.
Still ended up pounding down my usual 3 bottles of wine though... :/

any married guys here? why'd you get married?

how did you feel about her when you were getting married?

how do you feel about her now?
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>>19679354
Crazy Christian mother mixed with Graves disease mixed with pills for her ladybits. Last year was a baaad time.
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>>19678910
>any married guys here?
Yep.

>why'd you get married?
Because I met someone I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

>how did you feel about her when you were getting married?
During the ceremony or during planning? Either way, overwhelmingly positive. We didn't have a big expensive ceremony so didn't have a stressful time planning one either. Did literally everything for about $7k.

>how do you feel about her now?
The same. I got very lucky.
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>>19678910
I knew when I met her she was different, we got married in the first year and have been married for 6. Love her more today than I did that day. She's my best friend and the mother of my children.
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>>19679247
Not him but you sound very envious. None of that post sounds delusional, just happy.
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>>19679360
Aw sounds bad. Good you can deal with that

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?

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>>19679352
probably serviceable depending on height, face, how drunk i am, and how long its been since i busted a nut. dont really care about stretch marks unless they are super fucked up looking. if you are in fact a trap, nothing can make you fuckable to someone that is not attracted to dudes
post a pic if you are so concerned
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>>19679356
>She's nearly 30
this is why
if her looks havent started to deteriorate already, they will soon. shes playing it safe
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>>19679365
She's a genuine stunner, at least an 8/10 and in really good shape. You'd think that she is miles out of a lot of people's league, never mind this guy.
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>>19679362
I'm not a trap

I don't want to post a picture because I don't think there is any reason showing what I mean and part regarding face is, well, I learned some time ago that I shouldn't post anything like that
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>>19679376
i stand by my theory
no one looks good forever, chicks lose it sooner than guys more often than not. or maybe shes just genuinely attracted to boring. maybe you dont know this dude as well as you think and hes not boring. maybe hes really good at sex. too many unknown variables

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>going to see endoscopy
>give me moviprep to clear insides
>take it today thinking appointment is tomorrow
>mfw it was actually this Thursday the appointment is set, not Monday.

Have I fucked up the appointment? Or can I still request another moviprep and do it this Wednesday? Reason for concern is because this stuff severely dehydrates you so using two in a week might be too much.

Yes I am shooting liquid as I type this lol (fucking end this)
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>>19679154
You need to call them and tell them you fucked it up and they'll figure it out. It's just a colonoscopy who gives a fuck
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>>19679158
>It's just a colonoscopy who gives a fuck.

No no no, the correct response was:
It's just a colonoscopy who gives a shit.

You missed a great opportunity to insert a joke here...
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>>19679158
That is alright then, I do since I was bleeding internally a couple months a go for a few days straight (black/red blood) so it has been a worry for me although this past month I have had no bleeding at all, still I need to check to be sure I don't end up like that Total Biscuit.

>>19679203
Then I answer "Me!" and we all have a good laugh
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You have to drink it twice now, that's a drag. I had a sigmoid a couple of weeks ago and a colonoscopy a few days ago. Drinking those is a bit of a chore, and I didn't use ice or any flavoring. Get it over with. Think about how you'll be able to eat after the colonoscopy. After draining myself, I was already happy knowing that all I had to do was show up to the appointment, wake up with no recollection, and then eat. Drinking this solution is a chore.
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>>19679280
>I was bleeding internally a couple months a go for a few days straight (black/red blood)

lol dude I was bleeding for 6-8 months and it stopped, you're gonna be okay.

Human beings have the capability to recognize patterns and things that happen over and over again

This is actually a good thing correct?

If you notice the same pattern over and over again than something is wrong or that's just the way things work?
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>>19679096

depends what you mean. patterns exist for a reason, but patterns arent the same as a rule. racism is prevelant among adults more so than children because adults tend to have several bad experiences with another race at this point and their brains categorize it as a pattern. whereas if they have the same experiences with white people its not a pattern because you yourself are white, so your brain registers it as just a random happening.
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>>19679096
Human beings have the ability to understand their environment, they can think. Too bad most of them don't do it most of time, so they act stupid as animals.

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>18yo, straight A student
>Will be studying CS in a top school in Paris
>Am pretty social
>Have supportive friends
>Family thinks I'm a genius ( I know I'm not, I'm just a hard worker, there's people way smarter than me )

I still feel like I'm a total failure, but I have absolutely no metric whatsoever defining what success is, and there isn't really a goal I want to pursue once I graduate.
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>>19679054
Epita. 42 is well known for its curriculum, but it isn't what we call a "Grande École" (Great School) so it doesn't give a diploma
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>>19678882
Recently I've been redefining success for myself as a function of my family tree.
Listening to stories of what my father, uncles, and grandfathers achieved over their life helps put my achievements in perspective.

In the end I feel successful when I feel good.
I also studied CS in school and problem solving made me feel great and if I can feel great and have a comfortable life because of that then I feel successful.
What makes you feel good, anon?
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>>19679236
Designing softwares, and hanging out with people I love. Though both only bring me temporary statisfaction
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>>19679261
What is it do you think that makes you feel like you're a failure? From the looks of it you have a bright future ahead of you.

Also on a side note, are you seeing girls?
I remember at that age a huge source of confidence came from knowing I could attract women.
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>>19679345
Yes, I do have a girlfriend.
As for what makes me feel like a failure, I don't know what it is exactly, but I guess it's related to how I can't figure out a goal I want to achieve, as it makes feel like my life don't have a purpose and is thus worthless

So I’m usually pretty smooth on Tinder but I can’t help but feel like my wording may have jumped the gun. Granted she may just be busy but I don’t want to fuck this one up.
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>>19679185
I see nothing wrong with it. Probably just busy.
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>>19679185
>chancing a message on here

What does that mean?
I'd probably just go with the generic "What's your number, if you don't mind?" or something. It usually works.
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>>19679324
Prior I sent a message and then it didn’t send thanks to tinder being shit which I commented on and she laughed. it was more so in reference to that.
I release now that came out a little spergy though.
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>>19679228
So don’t send anything else right, just wait
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Try to sound more like you're dictating whats going on.

IE I'm free x day, let's go for a date.

And straight up ask for numbers. Don't make it sound like you're worried about her responses being unfavourable

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I'm a 43-year-old "man" but I self identify as a 13-year-old boy. Is it wrong to date a 12-year-old girl? I really like her.
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>>19679222
checked dem twostwostwos (22×3)
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>>19679222
You're hilarious. You should start your own YouTube channel.
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No kill yourself you piece of trash pedo
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>>19679222
Just find a mother 43 year old man who identified as a 13 year old boy.

Or kill yourself
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>>19679222
Im a 12yo girl but i self identify as a 40yo woman, would you like to fuk?

I'm in highschool and I want sex should I pay a hooker or try to get a gf and fuck her
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>>19679364
Try to get a gf. Sex is infinitely better if she really wants you too. It’s worth the effort anon.
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Just go on tinder if you just want to fuck
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But you see anon tinder wouldn't work because I am 3 years under age
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>>19679364
>>19679366
>>19679367
>>19679373
It's impossible to get a girlfriend or sex unless you're a Chad (top 10% of guys) and no hooker will have sex if you're underage since they can go to prison for that. Don't do either.

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ask girl for her number, I say I want to take her out, she laughs, she says but I share a phone with my mom. I ask for number anyway. she gives it, nobody has answered in 3 attempts. it just clicks off. am I getting played?
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>>19679308
dang. why she do that?
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>>19679325
she didn't like you and didn't want to be super rude, so she gave you "her" number so you'd go away
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>>19679339
This.
If you see her next time, punch her in the face.
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>>19679343
don't do this
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>>19679339
a 'not interested' or 'I have a boyfriend' is 100x better. she built me up to crush me.

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I have been submissive my whole life, letting myself be walked over by everyone, it ruined my first relationship and it may be starting the downfall of my second and current, what can i do to stop before I cant change anything.


TLDR: How to stop being a little bitch

Don't know what to do at this point.

I've spoken to so many girls, almost every single kind of girl out there (regarding looks, personality, status, wealth) and can't get any of them.

At this point I can ALMOST sympathize with that Elliot guy even though I've actually spoken to a lot of girls.

I guess some guys have charm and some don't.

We all know personality obviously isn't enough to get a girl.

If I had to be completely honest then I believe I need to get some plastic surgery or at least get as fit as pic related to score.

I swear if (for whatever reason) getting this fit won't help then I can sympathize with the guy I mentioned above.

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I'm going to college soon, from what i heard there's no shower curtains or walls so it's an open shower. I'm an exhibitionist tho and i get a boner at the thought of someone seeing me naked. I dont' want that to happen because idon't want to get a boner in the middle of the shower room everyone will think im gay. So what should I do? I can't just drop out because of this.

>pic unrealted

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I work as a part time grocery clerk earning 10 dollar an hour. I usually get $200 a week on average.

Does the job in this meme cartoon pay better than what I have, and if so, what I do I need to do in order to get it?
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i can tell you that this meme cartoon is not to be listened to
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>>19679270

Man I haven't seen this comic since maybe 2007. Thanks for making me feel nostalgic bro.
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>>19679283
Why?

Has it been deconstructed?

I am 30 and I have a bachelor of Art degree in Interdiciplinary Arts and Performance.

I don't want to be like Chris Chan and not be able to support myself.

I can give up the whole girlfriend angle. Even the meme cartoon says it is a "swirling vortex of suck."

If mankind develops android lovers, then girlfriends will be obsolete anyway.

I can save a lot of money by not having someone to take care of, but with my current job, I can barely take care of myself.


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