Holy shit Mike kill yourself already
>>34715006I won't ever need to bud because I'll have my maria home with me
Why the fucki is my mother mad at me????? If anything, I should be the one MAD AT HER. Seriously what the fuck's her problem????? I literally went to go get a lemon at her place. What's so fucking bad about that?????? Dad literally went to my room to retrieve the dogs anD SOME FUCKING HOW HE ISNT GETTING FLACK FOR IT?????? WHAT THE FUCK IS MATTER WITH YOU MOM. YOU DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE WITH YOUR DUMBASS PICKME LOGIC. SCREW YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING WOMAN!!!!!
I should be angry at you because you all excluded me for some dumb-fuck-reason????? It's not like i actually give a fuck, rat's ass anyways since you all are fake like that, regardless of what i did too. I could give less of a shit if im invited or not. Knowing you all numbnuts wouldn't even BOTHER TO BRING ME BACK ANY BARBEQUE. YOU FUCKING RATS. You should all die in a house-fire. All of you are wholly worthless and truly fucking selfish people, even if you don't want to believe it. You think I'M selfish? Take a good, long hard LOOK at yourselves. You stupid fucking retards! I should spit on all of your graves when you all inevitably die bitterly not having lived the life you wanted to because you felt more comfortable endorsing a fucking system that made you miserable in the first place. How fucking pathetic can you be to get mad at me when you ALL are like that, celebrating jackcrap that is the #1 main cause of your misery. Y'all are bitter as hell. Don't involve me in your pitiful, petty boring, drama-filled lives. Fuckers. Leave. Me. OUT. Of it.
>>34713497Thxs bby boy <3
I'm dating a guy who's twenty years older than me. It's not a traditional situation, but it works for both of us and it's been pretty casual.Last night he got kind of real and started talking about "the future" and I thought he was trying to play a joke with his idea.He wants me to marry him, and he wants to have kids. He's afraid he won't settle down and have kids otherwise and he wants his family name to live on or something.He said it can be an open marriage, but he wants there to be a stable home life for the kids. He also said he would raise them himself if I wanted to do other things with my life, but I obviously couldn't just have kids and leave them.He said he'll cover my tuition and stuff for uni so that I can have an education to support me and the kids with if he kicks the bucket (if I go along with all this).So...I feel like this is super fucking weird and all, but I also feel pretty comfortable around this guy and getting my college paid for would make my future a lot easier.Is it stupid to go along with it or stupid to pass it up?
>>34711767>>34713010>rudei apologize for yesterday, i was in a pretty bad mood. just like the weather changes.>find that one perfect guy for me is someone else.i know its ironic if an aquarius has to tell you to come to grips with base reality. but that one perfect guy, anonette, while i dont disagree can happen, the odds are against you. and waiting is not a solution, waiting is the worst one can do. if you do not actively put huge amounts of energy in searching and vetting the perfect one...its simply not going to happen, sadly. this world is too globalised and compartementalised now. you better mold your guy at hand into the perfect one, yourself. hes most certainly than not thinking the same and going to do the same to you. making each other perfect, just like iron sharps iron. but ultimatively the choice is yours, of course.did you do the synastry that i mentioned between you and him and ask your parents or is it against your faith? proceeding without the blessings of your parents is inadvisable.maybe ask God for a sign, read Psalm 119 (for the right decision of your heart) read it once normally and then once again slowly with shy reverence for a few days. (psalm magic is for every faith and religion available)
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>>34710747You're having your life handed to you, please take the opportunity.
>>34710747If you don't want it, send him my way. Man women would kil
>>34715079*Many woman would kill to be in your position
I live in the Southern states of the US and it's very poor and depressing to live here so I was thinking of moving states and I've narrowed it down to 5 choices>colorado>new mexico>wyoming>arizona>utah Out of these 5 which one do you recommend and why?
>>34713071Utah or Colorado might be a good fit then. How do you feel about the west coast? Northern California isn't bad
>>34713186West Coast is nice I just heard the cost of living is a little higher and plus they have retarded gun laws
>>34713195Wages are higher and nobody cares about gun laws. Fuck the rest of the country. California is better than everywhere combined.
>>34712446>>34713186Colorado is very expensive after you factor in income
>>34712446Washington fag here, never been to Colorado, but I've heard a lot of good things about it. Might be a good choice
So, I have an incest child with my half-sister, and the child is trying to find their dad. The guy my sister pinned it on is denying everything and wants a blood test. Will a blood test identify me? How accurate are they?
>>34713928Tell us how you fucked your sister. It sounds hit.
come clean.
>>34713928Damn dude you mean all those porno videos are actually real?
>>34713928It's gonna ultimately be best to come clean before the kid finds out regardless of the results, but fuck man that's messy enough where I'd almost buy you a drink to help a little
>>34713928>How accurate are they?Given a good quality sample, DNA tests are essentially 100% accurate, unless identical twins are involved somehow. They would need a sample from you to compare against, though.
How do I let a guy kindly know that I only like him as a friend after we had sex? He thinks were a couple now and I dont want to make him upset
>>34708170Lol yes you got me I am an incel. I'm hugging my body pillow right now
>>34708067Was the sex bad?
>>34712808Yeah how was the dick OP?
>>34708088Because I wanted to have sex with him back off girl x)
>>34712808Obviously the sex was bad, this whore would be trying to lock him down if he had fucked her properly. But thats how most girls filter their men now.
having month expired milk in the fridge definitely means that there's something fundamentally fucked in one's life, right?
Depends on the surrounding aspects of your life.Is this just a single month expired milk in your fridge? Or is the apartment filthy? Do you clean the kitchen every week? Are there stains on the counter tops and floor? Do you have bedsheets that have holes in them and aren't washed also for a month? Is there cigarette butts and ash all over your home? Cat shit and dried cat piss in the apartment?
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>>34713477Make béchamel sauce
>>34713599>throw it outThat's the thing. OP won't throw it out because that would involve being proactive in his life. OP has spent the last 15 years perfecting the art of passively avoiding life.
>>34713477You have milk in your fridge, you are doing better than me.
is it worth it to go to a prostitute to lose your virginity or is pussy overhyped and its better to stick to a fleshlight? chatgpt said that pussy is only worth it if you love the other person, otherwise a fleshlight can feel even better, just from a physical sensation perspective
>>34712891what if the hookah is a good actor, as in shes acting like a hungry cum slut, kinda lika a good porn actress
>>34714826In your heart you know it's a lie. Your balls will know too.
>>34714835but wouldnt you say that experiencing even that is better than never having any?
>>34714826You think hookers are good at their job but you have to think of it critically. You think a woman that is selling her pussy Instead of working is a woman with any drive no they are lazy and dumb. I would say less than 10% of hookers are actually decent the rest are just trying to rip you off. I would say try with normie girls first if that doesn't work then at least go to see what sex feels like and you'll find its overrated if theres no feelings involved its as mechanic as jacking off.
>>34714826the issue is that you assume pr0n has anything to do with real sex. it's not, it's just awkwardly play-acting sex for the benefit of a camera. a real sexually confident woman who wants you in that way will _not_ "act like a hungry cum slut" from pr0n, she'll just make you feel really really good about yourself and the act in a passionate and intimate way that really doesn't show up on screen.then you'll just want to do it again and again, and even more passionately and romantically. which is what her inner biology and psychology actually craves from you when it has entered its _real_ "hungry cum slut" operating mode.
I’m 20, kinda depressed and maybe autistic. I don’t have much autonomy but I try to do efforts to live everyday. I really want a cat and my parents are okay with that. The only thing is that the cat will be under my responsibility and that scares me. I live in a small apartment and I’m worried for the cat. But still, I want to give a chance to a poor cat and I think It’ll help me take better care of myself. I’m also worried about life because working feels very scary and stressful, my parents help me in terms of money but I feel guilty. Should I get one? Or chicken out?
Maybe get another type of pet who require a little less attention?
>>34713972yes, this, Anon. it's time to seriously face up to facts: a cat isn't for you.
>>34713064hell yes!! get a cat! will make you happy
>>34713972Not OP but can one of y'all sway/dissuade me from considering a pet snake? I keep hearing that a pet can help with depression but I also don't know if I can handle a cat. I got the ok from roommates and pretty much decided to go with an orange corn snake if I did it, but I've been on this fence for months now
>>34713351>Apartment too small for two catsIf it's too small for two cats, it's too small for one.
I'm looking into trying casual hookups with men and I need some help as someone with no sexual experience. For context, I've realized that I have to lose my virginity before I turn 25 in just a few short months. I've heard that gay men are "easier" but still I'm afraid of my inexperience being a turn off and preventing me from achieving my goal. I apologize if this is a broad question but how do I go about doing all this? How do I initiate and what can I do to make my inexperience less obvious (or at least hide it enough so I can still get laid)? Are there any particulars I should know about? Can I achieve all of this before the year's end at the latest? Sorry if this is the wrong board I originally asked on /lgbt/ but they told me to kick rocks. I'm not really attracted to men but no woman will ever love me so this is my only hope.Thank you for reading
>>34713348I know I won't enjoy it but I really don't care about my first time being "special" or whatever, I just want it over with at this point
>>34714850It will be a great deal worse than just "not enjoying it".
>>34715015Explain how
>>34713286Just go to Nevada and fuck a prostitute
>>34714850That stupid, being in the norm is nothing worth suffering and getting MST over.
My parents and grandparents were virgins during their wedding nights and have stayed loyal to each other till this day. But I also think they've genetically & culturally endowed me with an insane amount of disgust & hate for ran through women & their disloyalty. Given the fact that almost all women out there are whores who'd slept with a good lot of men, how do I get used to sloppy seconds cuckoldry to find a wife? I seriously find it revolting that I've to take care of a ran through hooker like a sissy cuck and taint my legacy. I don't want my children to be known as that of a whore mommy and a cuck daddy- who'd married a ran through hoe knowing full well she was one. I suppose I could've easily embraced sloppy seconds cuckoldry had my mom been a whore, and my dad a cuck. >Become a manwhore yourselfI really cannot as I've a very high proclivity to get attached & stay loyal.I really wish there were adult, virgin women out there without any past, but I suppose that's a fantasy in this day and age.
>Global warming>Job prospects in the toilet>Rise of authoritarianism>Death of privacy everywhereGenuinely, how do I keep hope in the future and a better tomorrow
i don't know friend. i ask the same shit to myself everyday. I am really envious of people in the past who had less shit out of their control they had to worry about. With the Voltaire example the other anon gave, I definitely agree with the sentiment that there is a lot that is totally outside our control, but in the 18th century there was less deliberate action by oligarchs to fuck us plebs over compared to today. Not so much out of lack of malice on their part, but simple inability to do so.I don't know. I wish i could just find solace in just I myself being a piece of shit but knowing that the nice parts of this existance will be okay regardless of how much i fuck up my own life
>>34709152Pray for the revolution comrade. The world of yesterday is gone and it was stolen from us. The choice going forward is do we allow those thieves to prevail or do we exact revenge.
>>34710924Some of us don't like the taste of boot polish, dipshit.
>>34709152Just look at your post.The system is collapsing.Why the fuck anyone would fell bad about that ?
>>34709152>>Global warmingYou're mindraped if you actually let this impede on your happiness
Is it true that you're fucked if you don't lose your virginity before 19? I kissed a girl the first time at 31 and it feels like I lucked out. I'm 32 right now. Man it feels like this shit should be easy and yet somehow it isn't. Maybe 6 months of gym will help. Idk
>>34714563How is 19 a weird age LMAOOO you got 14-year old soccer players running through their whole class back in high school. Of course not fucking me because I couldn't be bothered to play sports or lift a fucking weight. Now it just feels like I'm playing catch-up.
>>34714559at 32 you have only a few good years left hurry the fuck up. Everything sucks after like 35
well when I was 15 I wished I could fuck older women just so my incelism doesnt take over meand now look at me, I aint fucked no women, I feel like shit
>>34714718Maybe if you're fat. If you take care of yourself you'll be relatively fine until your 60s.
>>34714559>Is it true that you're fucked if you don't lose your virginity before 19?No, at 19 you still have roughly 80% odds of having sex. By 22 they drop to roughly 50% odds. By 28 it is extremely unlikely you will ever have sex.>I kissed a girl the first time at 31 and it feels like I lucked out. I'm 32 right now.Oh...Well, the fact that you kissed a girl at all is an extremely good sign. Just keep doing whatever you did to get that far (unless you paid $500 for an expensive dinner first date and she gave you a kiss and blocked you after)
I'm sick of this femoid body. Every day I wake up with disappointed because I'm not a real rock. Why did I have to be a cutesy alt girl. If I can't be real rock, then maybe I should just kill myself.
>>34712805I don't care, I just want to be a real rock.
>>34712798kys retard
>>34712798Dumb ass question : obsidian isn't glass. Obsidian is a type of rock. Glass is a different type of rock. If you want to claim glass isn't a rock, then fuck off and go argue with a geologist.
>>34713967This is actually possible. The people who get fossilized or caught in volcanoes become rocks.
>>34714886the remains in pompei aren't mineralized. They're plaster casts of the people subsumed by the ash while. Essentially, they're husks.
When it comes to sex, how fast is it over? or soon rather? I am terrified to have sex and I am a guy. I have really bad performance anxiety and I haven't even done anything. My biggest fear is ejaculating very quickly OR taking too long or even being unable. I believe I'd actually be unable to finish most likely. I have read some things like vaginas feeling marginally less good than your hand. In my head, I have sort of built up the sensation of a vagina to feel like some sort of instant orgasm thing but I get the feeling that its really not. So what can I do to make sure my penis actually works correctly? How long should sex take? I have read some things and it says 10-15 minutes. Others say it can be for an hour. Whats the truth? I have no idea what I am doing and I am 30.
>>34710500Always look out for number one. Cum fast and enjoy yourself. No macho man had ever cared about the mental gymnastics that is the "Female Orgasm."
>>34714941but what's the fun in that? you're just doing exactly what her body wants and acting as her walking sperm donor. whether you actually finish in her or not, the whole point of the act for her biologically is to bring you over that edge.nah, the way to really enjoy yourself is to take your time and *then* cum at your leisure
>>34714955Well, you're clearly a woman
>>34714955>What's the fun in that?Trust me, I've had fun
>>34714875based.
is there any end to the suffering of starving yourself? how do I either become happy with how I am or change it. if I am skinnier, I will look more like a woman, than I can be happy. why does God put me in a body that I wish to change so much?
Refusing to starve yourself is the only way to stop the suffering.You will never reach a point where you are satisfied with how you look. You will continue to fixate on some small feature of yours and not realize what's happening to the rest of you as you restrict/starve yourself: deterioration. You siphon nutrients nonpreferentially from your whole body when you're chronically undereating/malnourished. Your heart and other organs atrophy (many ED patients have low heart rate and kidney/liver abnormalities). Your bones deteriorate (92% of anorexics have low bone density IIRC). Your brain will also suffer, with the effects being permanent if not addressed early enough. Learning that is what got me to stop starving. I had no idea I was destroying my body. I knew that whatever happiness I thought starving myself brought would be overshadowed (and likely prevented) by the health consequences of eating so unhealthily. I hated not starving myself, and I still do, but I hate the idea of fucking up my body and brain forever just because I was trying to become happy. You said "if I am skinnier [...], then I can be happy." I thought that, too, and it's total bullshit. I was never skinny enough, even when people were concerned over how small I'd gotten. I never got to the point where it made me happy, and neither will you or anyone else with an ED because that's part of the ED. What telling yourself "if X, then I'll be happy" does is train yourself to think you can't be happy if you don't have X, and it's a fucking lie. Whether it's being stand-out attractive, wealthy, smart, etc., no one or two traits are either necessary or sufficient to be happy. I'm back to my old weight now, and I'm able to enjoy sitting outside and watching the adorable critters in the park. I also spend time with friends, listen to my favorite songs, and do fulfilling work. I do all of those without being ultra-attractive or skinny. I can be happy without that, and so can you.
>>34714571The prognosis for eating disorders is very good, if you get the right professional help. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/29/eating-disorder-treatment-recovery
