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>>34432817
I don't want people I know irl to be able to figure out I was responsible for some extreme cringe and mental illness posting while blackout drunk.
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>>34432827
A long distance dating app? And you expect this to go... well?
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It's broiling in here. Why did women do this?
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>>34432827
I'm not trying to get online married and raise online kids
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I survived my reckless drive. I didn't go all out because it just rained, but the parkway was empty so I was able to floor it a few times without anyone seeing. And then I switched from Eurobeat to Led Zeppelin.

>>34432613
Nice, hope you have a good time and get back safely.

>>34432629
Early 30s. I stopped driving this way years ago, but I've been thinking a lot recently about how free I felt when I first bought my car. One of the happiest times of my life for sure.

Am I like... gay if I cook my eggs in this thing?
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>>34431204
I guess yea
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>>34430840
Yes it does. You just got to do it twice so it cancels out.
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>>34430840
gay asf fr
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>>34431202
Silicone holds onto odors. Your kitchen smells like shit and you're used to it
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>>34431189
>>34431202

tl:dr

cooking your eggs a particular way doesn't make you gay. You know what does? The inexplicable urge to suck cock.

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>be me
>senior in college about to graduate
>decide to fix life so I can finally get a gf
>hit the gym sophomore year, get in solid shape
>fix hygiene completely, teeth, skin, cologne, all that
>ditch glasses for contacts, better haircut
>redo wardrobe so I actually look clean and put together
>force myself to be social
>bars, clubs, campus events, group stuff
>talk to people almost every day, not awkward anymore
>people say I’m like a 7.5 - 8... so not ugly
>still can’t get a gf
>talk to girls, seems fine at first
>then nothing happens or they lose interest
>dating apps same story

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>>34429609
Black bonus, your tiny white pecker will NEVER satisfy Stacy Fox’s tight white cunt
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Never skip genetics day
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>>34430790
God doesn't flip coins.
Chud by design
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Your post says very little to nothing about your interactions with women. The closest you get is "seems fine at first then nothing happens."
You are most likely playing it extremely safe with girls. If nothing happens or they get bored it's because ... you're not doing anything. You're just having some conversation with them expecting it to end with a date.
You need to actually make a move. A girl should not "lose interest" in you when you're talking to her. She should either get into you or reject you completely. So in other words, don't be a bitch. Make a move on her. Don't know how? Express yourself more. Say something risky. Tell her she's hot. Don't beat around the bush.
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>>34432764
It makes sense but your advice is just "say something" that doesn't narrow it down much at all. Like yeah take a risk or say she's hot, but there's also another 99% of that conversation to have.

i know women don't want to talk to me or be my friend, i don't try to waste their time flirting or getting to know them, i just keep my distance and look upon the wonder of God's hand in the creation of their figures. problem is they have all started to button up their shirt or if they have a second shirt, zip it up whenever I'm around. none of these women do this the rest of the day anywhere on campus, it is just in this one class where they know I'll be. Chad gets to soak in all the alabaster mega milkers these whores have on display but not me. how are you supposed to act to get the same show as everyone else gets for free in public everyday (i mean from the slutty women, i am not trying to harass any of the shy or nice girls)
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>zip it up whenever I'm around.
You can get sluts to behave. Good for you

I'm lonely. I'm only attracted to 8/10 women and I can't set any lower standards because I feel like betraying myself and if I asked someone out just to say I got my dick wet I would feel like I had hurt the other person.

Of course, I have nothing in common with almost nobody, never learned and learned to hate being anything but submissive, so I've always avoided even talking to the girls I did like.

So how do I lower my standards without feeling critical of the other person? How do I feel useful to them when nothing I share will be received?
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>>34432755
>if I asked someone out just to say I got my dick wet I would feel like I had hurt the other person.
take the laquishapill. you will never ever hurt her she will just laugh about it forever
>ayo laquisha member you fucked that wyboy
>lololololol shut the fuck up shameka

you will forever bring a smile to her face, and you could be fucking tonight just for one family meal at Popeyes
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>>34432755
>I'm only attracted to 8/10
Consider being gay
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>>34432755
>earned to hate being anything but submissive

so... beta orbiter?
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Sexdoll

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>be me
>19 years old, majoring in philosophy
>I won't work as a teacher (or at least don't want to)
>I don't know what I will work with after graduating
>I don't even want to work
How can I picture a future for myself? What do I need to do in order to find or envision something I would like to work with?
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>>34429229
im 32 and have a stem degree and im still in the same boat

honestly people seem to act like you just find something, but it never happened to me
i still have no idea what im doing
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>>34417809
Why are you studying philosophy? It seems like you're just taking some random course to give your parents the false impression that you're doing something.
Are you even interested in philosophy? Maybe it would be interesting to get a job, any job, and see how you do.
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I majored in philosophy. I fly airplanes now. I wanted to be a professor but the job market was probably the worst in the entire economy.
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>>34417809
If you have majored in philosophy you may get hired at a any think-tank or political institution to become either a marketer or a glorified sports commentator.

Either way, volunteer in those places, they are human detritus anyway so your biggest skill to train is selling bullshit to people. Maybe go to sales seminars, a journalism minor, maybe get a double major in law, economics or politics to go in tie with it to become a spokesman or leader for the biggest revenue of the trade.

Also, you will have to become an investor or something to get a basic income.
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>>34421931
>In a team that let me have a little of autonomy but is there to complement me and raise other ideas.

there's lots of ways to get into office work. Clerical, admin, sales, (ugh) HR/internal affairs. You can advance in all of these from entry level positions.

your degree will probably help you understand and advance quicker just because you've been able to apply yourself to a goal, but if you have no motivation, nobody is going to pay you middle/high income money to do a mediocre i-dont-wanna-work effort job. You'll be outcompeted.

I don't wish to have bastardized children. I don't want my children to be known as that of a mommy who was ran through by some other man before and of a cuckold daddy who'd gladly accepted the non-virgin woman as a wife & mother of my would-be children. In essence I want a virgin woman as a wife. Is it too much to ask ? I thought this was basic decency.
t.26 year old dude in the East Coast
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>>34430050
Your children will have less than you.
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>>34430115
I meant cohabitation without sex during the engagement period. Of course society will make assumptions if you're living together, but also not even full time. Like she'd still have her own place during that period too. That way if the home situation doesn't work out you have still saved yourself for marriage with someone else who you can live with, instead of being one of those two month divorces.
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>>34430230
Highly highly unlikely for that to work out. Besides, the woman will be judged anyways for the simple reason that the avg woman has slept with more than 5 dudes 'officially' by the time she is 25.
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bump
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what i think you should do i start impregnating random prostitutes and get beaten up by their pimps. this will help you get clarity on so many real world problems that you will stop posting your virgin seeking ass here.

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I'm 32 and never had a woman friend in my entire life, no gf, but I mean not even just friends either. Is there any way to change this or should I just accept that thats never going to happen.
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You don't have to prove anything to anyone OP.
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Pfft. Best friends you can have are Benjamin Franklins. Now go out there are and make lots of friends.
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>>34431977
this starts in childhood, didn't you talk to your mom, aunts, cousins, sisters etc?
women are no different than men, in so far as they are also human
have you talked with a foreigner that has grown up in your country?
so you two have a lot of experiences in common but also a lot of things particular to each, specially in their private lives
well it's the same
I mean it's good that you ask about female friendship before a relationship because I wouldn't advice you to jump straight into a relationship if you've never even had a female friend before.
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>>34432658
I've never been close to my mom and I've never had any female relatives. There really hasn't been any women in my life at all. Not sure how to have any women friends. Sometimes I will have some online male friends, but its never happened with a woman.
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>>34432758
I get you in a way, but this only happened now that I am old. Growing up I did have female friends somehow, although nowadays I have none.

It can happen, you can meet someone on your work or online or anywhere really, there's nothing stopping it really.
That being said, I suppose what you gotta do is to just try and take it easy. Like the other anon >>34432658 said, they are not so different deep down, we're all just human at the end of the day.

Being calm and polite and take things easy (though it's easier said than done, at least for me).

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>Network shares a suitable job offer
>Salary is an extra 20k on what I get now
>But I'm going on holidays in a month
>Plus I'd lose all those years of connections
>Current job is very lax, wfh almost always
Is it really worth it to apply for such a role?

I just feel like being in a company for many years only to shift for a salary bump could make life more miserable if you don't know how comfy the new company is. I mean, you never know what their worklife looks like, and you never know if you'll like their team/s or not. If you get stuck in, you might despise it but get stuck there long-term.
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>>34429551
yeah, i'd stay with your current job, if i were in your position
if 20k is the only certain advantage over your current job, it's not worth it
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what do you make now?
can you get by on your current income?
how many hours would you spend extra commuting?
can you return to old job if the new one doesn't work out?
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>>34429551
only having to go to the office once or twice a week is an insane benefit. $50k minimum to give that up

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I've heard all about what you can do. But I've got to know, is it true?
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>>34432215
professor jiang is unironically more correct then anything on the left but Nietzsche

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Simple question. I don't want to lash out anymore but I I'm totally fed up with my life.
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Join a gym and release all your anger on weight lifting and punching bags.
Better yet, take martial arts so they can teach you to focus it "defensively"

Wish I can say isolating yourself like I do helps, but I have anger issues too that can't be held back that way for long

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I am 29 years old, and last year I suddenly started peeing the bed. Its been going on for 4 months now, and I've just been doing my best to ignore it, and wearing adult diapers because I live in America and have no health insurance.

I assume I probably have sleep apnea. I also have a severely deviated septum which inhibits my breathing through the day, and could be exasperating sleep apnea if I have it, just not sure why the sudden change.

No idea what to do about this. Do I just go to a doctor and spend thousands out of pocket trying to fix this? Maybr quit my job and find something with better insurance so I can afford to deal with it?

I imagine getting a septoplasty would cost like $70k, and sleep apnea treatment out of pocket is probably getting up there too.

I'd like to fix this sooner rather than later, but my work health insurance sucks too much to even be worth it, I'm not sure such procedures would be covered, and I'd need to wait until December to enroll in the policy anyways.

I want to propose to my girlfriend soon, so I'd like to deal with this.
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>>34432677
cutting back on your coffee is a very good idea

have you tried not drinking/drinking 4 hours before sleep yet?
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>>34431263
chlorine dioxide protocol. people take it when they don't know the problem and it magically cures it some how.
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>>34432689
Not intentionally, but I usually dont think I drink it that late anyways. Maybe like once a week, but i usually drink so much in the morninga and early afternoon I figure it may be having an affect anyways, so hopefully cutting it out altogether will help.
>>34432693
Will read up on this. Like specific to bedwetting, or???
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>>34432749
>Documentaries
https://rumble.com/vdey7t-the-universal-antidote.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h57eG1LJlD4
>Testimonials
https://t.me/theuniversalantidote
https://mmstestimonials.co/
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/dA96UT86nwTk/
https://dioxitube.com/
>DIY
https://rumble.com/vus0iz-getting-started-with-chlorine-dioxide-in-48-mins.-no-fear-or-confusion.html
https://pdfroom.com/books/mms-health-recovery-guide-book/bXgPXbjbgev
https://andreaskalcker.com/en/cds-protocols/
https://mmsinfo.org/
>Antioxidant Food Table (neutralize ClO2)

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also look into binders they ensure the herx reaction wont be so bad

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Feel free.
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>>34432365
Weird thing to be cursed with piss poor genetics and irreversible ugliness. I wasn't made for this life in just about every way I could have been. I'm a gross freak by my nature, an absolute goblin. I should be typecast playing hunch back big nosed recessed chin little goblin creatures in LOTR sequels. I'm the spitting image of a lesser creature. I'm a fucking untermennsch. It's like a missed the platonic ideal for a male by 6 out of 10 points. I feel like being a male just seels the deal for me being a fucking walking joke. I don't know if I disgust others as much as I do myself but it's likely no woman could ever like a fucking genetic mistake like me. Everything about me is fucked through and through. Flat chopped and it's only going down hill. Might kms before 30.
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I'm the fool for playing into these delusions that you helped construct.
Your nature is vile like everything else in this world.
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80 bloody degrees in here
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How can I learn to not be ashemed of just fucking being myself? Why do I feel so battered?
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masturbated in my classroom and cummed on tissue paper. last bencher here and no one noticed. would do it again 10/10 experience

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How do I leave Britain and migrate to a better country? I need to do this ASAP. I can't stand it here.
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>>34432387
I dont understand the whole mushy peas and pea wet thing. It looks fucking disgusting
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>>34432387
I'm American and I would eat that
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>>34432387
bust into the buckingham palace and demand for a transfer of residence.
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>>34432387
why cant you stand it there? have you started pissing beans now?
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>>34432387
Become my wife then you can move to the US and live with me.

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wanna talk to guys online but don’t know where to go. Age doesn’t matter, I just want male friends. NO DATING APPS.
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>>34432706
Stick to the sfw threads and you'll be fine.
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>>34432702
what is this collect your information you speak of.
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>>34432702
>Nooo. Mine evil plan failed!
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>>34432740
>damage control
you're too obvious
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>>34432752
On scale of 1 to 10, how much does this image describes you?


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