going to a natural reserve to make a short film with my dog. Pets are prohibited, this is in México so policemen aren't really that smart. I want a hide a Pet in the car.Available cars is a small BYD and the other one is a 1970's jeep safari where you can see everything, thanks in advance!
I was sitting at my Uni today when I heard two girls talking about having group sex with their two male best friends and they were laughing about itTheir plan is to go on a group trip with their male best friends and have group sex Now the fucked up shit is that both of them has boyfriends , one of the two jokingly said to another " Make sure to not tell your boyfriend or he will be insecure again " Now it was just a random interaction and those two didn't knew that I was hearing them but my mind is stucked on that shit for real, I I really want to reach out to their boyfriends and expose them but I don't know how And I don't have any proof that they are about to do thisWhat should I do? Should I tell their boyfriends straight to their face? But why they will believe a random stranger over their Gfs. ?
>>34437370If you can, tell their bfs. Fuck those whores. In a perfect world, you could kill them.
>>34437370They will totally believe someone else that knows their man is cheating. In your heart of hearts, you know what is correct, moral and genuine. Be the bigger person and tell them.
>>34437370>What should I do?Nothing. Let it go. Stop letting them live in your head rent-free.
I have ~2 months to try and learn my entire university course. From an old exam paper I did got ~6% and the more question I'm doing the slower and worse I'm getting I need real retard to retard advice.Anons am i fucked?
>>344366762 months is plenty. Do you even show up to class?Just ask your professor for help.
>>34436696thx annon :)> think you already know all the tricks and methods and productivity psyops you have to doI don't know the productivity stuff ive always managed to skim the bottom and just pass without it. But i assume its all on the first page of google>Make a schedule today. Make it serious but not herculean.I have done 9–5 mon-sat for a month before, but that didn't get results. So ill try 10-4 mon-sat and do research into study techniques and make an actual study plan today.>don't try amphetaminesmoved to Plan C>>34436699my university just has lectures they are all finished now but I did show up to them and take notes. You cant ask the lectures for help they just lecture the course
>>34436676>getting a degree in 2026Ngmi
>>34436676>is it possible?I did all of calculus III in approximately 60 hours. Didn't sleep at all during that time, so if you have two months it is more than possible (assuming you mean a single class and not an entire degree). Even if it is the entire degree it might legitimately be possible, but extremely difficult and you would surely need pharmaceutical assistance for something like that. If you are going to use amphetamines here is a piece of advice: in my experience whatever you are currently doing when your stimulant of choice kicks in is what you will be doing for the entire duration of the drug. This means that if you are watching YouTube or playing league of legends or whatever when the Adderall starts to kick in, go ahead and kiss all potential for productivity during that day goodbye. If however you have already started studying when it kicks in, you can accomplish some truly incredible stuff in a short amount of time. Other than that, the advice that the other anons have already given you is sound. AI, as occasionally delusional and confidently incorrect that it may be, can be an incredible tool to use for self tutoring. It may be worth investing in a subscription to your bot of choice during this time. Good luck anon, if you stay committed you'll probably be fine.
>>34436822true unemployment just 2 months away>>34436980>I did all of calculus III in approximately 60 hours. Didn't sleep at all during that timeI did parts of calc III last year that shit was miserable. Just surviving 60 hours straight of that is commendable.>Even if it is the entire degree it might legitimately be possibleIt's not my entire degree just this year's worth so only like 100 hours of lectures. So I hope it's possible with commitment>stimulantstoo socially anxious to buy drugs so it's a real last resort but the 1st hand advice is valuable>aipeople say that but ive never worked out how to use it well. prob a skill issue. Sort of useless for >2/3 of my syllabus organic chemistry and sort of niche fields of chemistry as AI (as far as i know) cant draw good mechanism diagrams and often lies for the niche subjects.> Good luck anonWish you the best annon
I have been banned across 5 different twitch channels because I started arguments on discord servers where the discord moderators are also channel moderators, and now they are sharing my name across multiple streamer channels on a global ban list to eradicate me from the website.How is this not a complete abuse of power?
>>34435376Faggot
>>34434434Interesting number sequence.Anyway I'm not sure how this qualifies as asking for advice? Seems more like you're complaining.
>>34435341>I should be an adult, mature, you're right, I should start smoking cigarettes, punching my wife when my favourite football team loses, and gambling in slot machines.>I should start watching andrew tate and thinking because I have investments in stocks and shares, i'm a "real man",Or you could just grow up and stop getting banned from children's sites for acting like an asshole.
>>34437098Fuck yourself and never speak to me like that again you cocksucking asshole shitstain.
>>34435341That wasn't my angle at all, anon. I'm not suggest you affect some sort of manospherical macho man persona. Just stop being a dick to people over trivial shit, and people will stop boxing you out of their social spaces.And I really mean it, you need to meet people outside of the computer.Go to a local game store. Go to a convention or a concert. There's so much more you can do than obsess over Discord channels and Twitch chatroom microcelebs.
>put one of my moms tampons up my asshole to see what it feels like>didn’t realise you are supposed to take it out the paper so you can pull it out with the string>try and take it out with my finger>push it deeperIs there a way to force it out without going to the hospital? I tried pushing but it does nothing and I took a shit immediately before putting it in so I cant force it out with a turd
>>34436757He already said the tampon is in its wrapper still
>>34436821>not desensitizedYou must very new
>>34437139nah, douching because you're too lazy to shit is an unusual kind of heinous
>>34437139No, it just sounded funny.>>34436177"Mom I need help"*Tomorrow*"My anon son put in his ass one of my tampon. Is him retarded?"
>>34436749>what would be wrong with op just waiting a day so he can properly poop it out?Tampon will absorb moisture and swell up to the point that it can't be forced out.
I used to be good looking but now I'm bald and creepy looking. I've never managed to fit in and now I just wish I had chosen to embrace my weird hobbies and had gone in paranormal adventures with a cute girl but now that ship has already sailedHow can I cope?
>>34434961Me too. If you're young and good looking you can literally do anything. I learned too late.
23M here. I have recently started to make a lot of money for my age, and have started setting lofty goals for myself that I would like to hit before ~28-30y/o. Some of these goals are financial, some are physical, some are intellectual, and some are artistic, however, I consider them to be all legitimately feasible, as I already have my foot in the door for practically all of them. The problem is, I feel that a gf/wife would mostly only slow me down during this time, and may prevent me from reaching some of my personal goals by the time I want to reach them. With that being said, I want to get married some day, and I know that I am now at the age where with every passing day my dating pool is becoming shallower and lower quality. How do I answer this dilemma? I wish I could just reserve a girl for a later date if that makes sense lol
If you're attractive enough, a women would've already gone for you already. The fact they haven't means they'll only do it when they want to 'settle down' after 'exploring themselves,' I'd give it at least seven years before you're swarming in offers from single mothers.
>>34437010Getting better at one narrow thing will make you get better at other things.
>>34437019I have had women in the past approach me and ask me out, I just wasn't that into any of them. I have had a gf before though. >>34437046I don't disagree but I'm not sure how this is pertinent to what I'm asking
>>34437140>I'm not sure how this is pertinent to what I'm askingThat's what the op post is not understanding.
At 30, with a criminal record (misdemeanors), do you think I can get a paralegal degree and get a comfy office job? I'm not that good socially though and office politics scare tf out of me so I'm not too sure. Any advice
>>34436620Misdemeanors aren't the worst thing to have
>>34436620Yes because you have no felonies. Especially if you went for a criminal defense firm. But paralegals should just be replaced by AI anyway. All the clerical parrot professions should be replaced.
>>34436640You can't even do this anymore. Used to be you could but now there is 3 doors between you and anybody you apply to because of opsec and the reception will just ask you to leave your resume and do nothing.
>>34437015Kys
>>34437018Yeah, that's why HR culture is a blight. It not only congests and slows down efficacy in work places, it actually prevents people who were down and out from recovery or redemption.
Wtf are you supposed to do when your girlfriend is getting physically abused by her mum? And the girl doesn't wanna cut off her mum or get the law involved?
>>34436804based white spellcaster approach
>>34436952She seems to be a good woman and a person in general, congratulations man
>>34436995Thank you brother. I believe everyone is, or at least there's no such thing as a truly bad person. There's only people who have bad thoughts, bad feelings, or are in and situations. Sometimes it can infect a person and they become the thing they were afflicted by, but never do they truly succumb to it so long as they draw breath from their lungs. All the best to you and your girlfriend
>>34436806>Her mum goes through cycles where at first she'll scream and yell constantly and then she'll act really nice the next dayMight be a BPD thing. It's hard to handle that kind of people, they have these outbursts of anger, sadness, happiness, etc. It's not rare for them to get physical.The strange part is, they often don't even hate the person, they just can't control their emotions, it's all very explosive.Knowing that, I suggest ya don't try to get between them unless absolutely necessary, like she is beating the girl or something.Best of luck to you mang, hope things work out and there is peace for you guys.
>34436764"people" like you should all be fucking shot
First of all, I just want to say that English isn’t my first language, so I’m sorry if anything is hard to understand.My boyfriend and I started living together about a year ago. At first, we were in a small apartment with his two cats (a 4–5-year-old male and a 1.5-year-old female) and my two cats (both female, 3 and 4 years old). In the beginning, they all hated each other, but after about two months they actually started getting along—they even slept together, and we had no problems.About six months ago, we moved to a bigger apartment. At first, everything seemed fine and the cats looked happy with the extra space. But then his male cat (Emi) started attacking my younger cat (Morita). She has dwarfism, so she can’t really defend herself very well. At the beginning, we thought maybe he was just playing too rough, but it’s gotten more and more aggressive, and now they fight like feral cats.We also noticed that he started losing hair on his legs and arms. We thought it might be stress from the move, so we went to the vet and got some calming hormones for the cats, and it actually seemed to help at first—his fur got better. But then I started noticing other changes.My cat has always been very calm and used to living with older cats, but now she hisses at the others and sometimes even attacks them when they’re not doing anything. She’s also become really attached to me—she follows me all day and insists on sleeping with me, which she didn’t do before all this started.The weird thing is that they’re not fighting all the time—it’s not like they completely hate each other.I feel really sad because they all used to get along so well. My boyfriend thinks it might be because he’s not playing enough with his cat. I think it could be because his cat used to go outside, and now he’s stuck inside the apartment. But honestly, I don’t know what to do.
>>34436206> I think it could be because his cat used to go outside, and now he’s stuck inside the apartment. Jesus christ, this is obviously it. He used to have a territory and something to do, and now he doesnt. Give him to someone who'll let him go outside.
>>34436206Please post picture of cats especially the dwarf one. I have a blind cat who my other cat bullies but most of the time she leaves her alone. My parent's have a male (castrated) cat who also licks all his fur off and he was never an outdoor cat but I still think he's bored and depressed
I am looking for a summer job in France and I am looking for CEO/director personnal email/instagram/facebook (whatever personal contact where I can get introduce to them) therefore I need an easy people finder tool to find them from their name. I've found some but they are either not working or ask you to pay (which I don't want to)(sorry if I did something wrong it is my first time using 4chan)
>>34435186Google?Write to them on linkedin?
improviser at my improv club does these memes on insta. theyre fine but hes all about the numbers now. keeps showing memes. talks about views. idk if funny or cringe. what do i tell him? stop doing memes? keep doing memes? are they funny or am i wrong?
>>34435979Get the fuck out of here.
>>34435979>no punchline... not funny, give him some constructive criticism
How do I become more well behaved?
go to a place where people already behave like you
>>34436637Like good mannered and does what is being said.
>>34436616Realize that you're not the main character and that you're not as smart, important, or likable that you think you are. Humility goes a long way sometimes.
>>34436616Be spanked whenever you misbehave
Do you need to step down as church pastor if you commit infidelity?
>>34431187>Thou shall not rapeActually that is not in the bible.
>>34431187Well some years ago priests did touch kids and they continue to be preach. So you can just go God forgave me so I'm good now, that is if you are a bastard. If on the other hand you are a decent human you will seek repentance, hell you could step down for a few months as self repentance.
>>34431295Man is imperfect.
>>34434734i wonder what the duck bible would say about ra*eprobably ouak ouak ouaaaakuakuak
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How do I go to college if my gpa is like 1.7 last time I checked. I have a diploma.. should I claim to be a minority?
>>34436718Spend a year in a Community College getting really good grades. Colleges are only interested in what you did most recently.
