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I watch gore videos pretending that the people killed are people i despise personally, it makes it very bearable to watch. It's cathartic but i don't know if it is good in the long run.
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>>32626757
>It's one of those "problem that solves itself"
Pretend they're beloved ones, that ought to change your perspective drastically.
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>>32626757
I watch gore for fun type of post. yea buddy we get it.
Maybe you should confront your issues in ways that will resolve them instead of being a faggot online beating off to gore.
Most people that watch gore tend to use it as a way to show themselves that life isn't permanent and death isn't romantic.
You, your mom, or your friends could be that guy in the video having his head splattered and snail trailed 50 feet away from his body on the highway from some unavoidable freak accident. So you might as well not take your life for granted and tell the ones you care about that you love them.
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>>32627466
>I watch gore for fun type of post.
uhm, no? is weird that you think that I'm masturbating while watching gore, do you you i guess

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>I went to this event called "Speed Friending" in my city where you can meet other people and make friends and I talked to other people about video games and anime and had fun
>a few weeks pass
>I went back to the site to see when the next event was because I had fun
>It has been renamed "Speed-friending at Clockwork Door: Gals and Girl-Identifying Folk"

sigh
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What do you need advice with?

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My (35f) son (15m) is mad that I snuggled with his best friend. It was innocent and kinda cute actually. I came into his bedroom to see if any dishes or trash needed to be cleaned or thrown away and was surprised to see his friend in my son’s bed. I asked how he was doing and he said he felt a bit sick. Of course my mommy mode kicked in and I sat down next to him and asked if he needed medicine. He said no and I place the back of my hand on his forehead to see if he had a fever. He seemed fine so I got up to leave but he asked me to stay. I didn’t want to leave him alone and not feeling well so I stayed. I stared caressing his hair to comfort him and he really liked it. We talked about our day and I wanted to get comfortable too so I got under to covers with him to relax. It wasn’t anything sexual or gross like that, I was comfortable around him so it didn’t feel weird. I wrapped myself around him (both of us fully clothed of course) and continued to pet him. Eventually his head rested on my chest and I felt like he was my baby to protect. I mommied him good lol. But disaster occurred when my son walked in on us. He freaked out and ran out of the room. I got up quickly and followed him. He said I was having sex with his best friend. I explained that wasn’t what happened but he’s still mad at me. What do I do? How do I calm him down? I was just trying to help.
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>>32625695
OP is obviously a teenager. He doesn't even know what a 35 year old woman looks like, that's why he posts a 50 year old one.
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>>32626097
you need to go outside and not look at hollywood actresses. most 35 year old women look like this and not like 18-24 year olds
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>>32625584
This is a very common plotline in japanese hentai porn. Like VERY common. One of the most common, in fact, of all the mom-related subcategories.

It's probable the kid has seen and even fapped to this stuff. As has his friend who, let's not kid ourselves, totally knows what he's doing.
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>My (35f) son (15m) is mad that I snuggled with his best friend. It was innocent and kinda cute actually. I came into his bedroom to see if any dishes or trash needed to be cleaned or thrown away and was surprised to see his friend in my son’s bed. I asked how he was doing and he said he felt a bit sick. Of course my mommy mode kicked in and I sat down next to him and asked if he needed medicine. He said no and I place the back of my hand on his forehead to see if he had a fever. He seemed fine so I got up to leave but he asked me to stay. I didn’t want to leave him alone and not feeling well so I stayed. I stared caressing his hair to comfort him and he really liked it. We talked about our day and I wanted to get comfortable too so I got under to covers with him to relax. It wasn’t anything sexual or gross like that, I was comfortable around him so it didn’t feel weird. I wrapped myself around him (both of us fully clothed of course) and continued to pet him. Eventually his head rested on my chest and I felt like he was my baby to protect. I mommied him good lol. But disaster occurred when my son walked in on us. He freaked out and ran out of the room. I got up quickly and followed him. He said I was having sex with his best friend. I explained that wasn’t what happened but he’s still mad at me. What do I do? How do I calm him down? I was just trying to help.
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>>32625584
This is an advice board, not a place to post fake asa fantasy sex posts with underage boys.

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Unlike most people on this board, I don't want a romantic relationship and neither I have had sex, had any real romantic kiss or any relationship. I don't consider it worth it and it distracts me from my other hobbies. On the contrary, I have a paranoia that anyone might fall in love with me.

Of course, nothing really happens if I simply say no, and yet I still somewhat fear talking with women for this reason. Hell, once I sent a very dear female friend of mine a sort of "anti-love declaration" because of such a fear. What worsens this is that I'm not ugly, very literate and I try to take care of myself going to the gym, meditating and doing habits women usually find attractive.

No one has really confessed love to me explicitly. There have been some times (surprisingly mostly men) who kinda confessed love to me, but my autistic brain did not register it as such and only did I realize until years later. And yet I still over analyze women's gesture's and words in an excessive detail to figure out whether or not they have a crush on me.

Is this normal or is it virgin Stockholm syndrome? And how can I stop my mind from acting on this irrational fear?
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>>32625249
Trust me - ain't nobody gonna fall in love with you
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>>32625249
Eh, my relationship/love paranoia is even worse after spending my 20s fucking dozens of women. I'm much happier spending my free time simply improving my mind and body without distractions.
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>>32625249
> Hell, once I sent a very dear female friend of mine a sort of "anti-love declaration" because of such a fear.
Strange behavior
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>>32625382
not OP, but thanks for the advice ^^ I try to keep this mentality but my brain keeps telling me it's always the same, it takes time to really integrate that in yourself
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>>32625249
I find it funny that you assemble this asexual character above earthly desires on the first paragraphs only to end up sounding like every other autist that posts here in the last line
why do you want to conform to what "normal" is anyways, be glad you are the way you are and just leave it at that
only chuds think "normalcy" is a narrow spectrum, your life seems pretty normal to me
I don't think you need to change because the way you're carrying your life right now might leave no space to make anyone else happy being next to you so you save people and yourself some awkward if not painful situations

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I only like this computer for the big screen they do not offer in the new iMac it's a 27 inch I want to see if there's a way to factory reset it and it load it's basic programs without Internet fast with a later software version
I was told that new updates have to much data attached and slows older computers is there a way to make it fun like restoring a charger in fast n furious without buying anything but a new memory harddrive or attaching a tb tower and or downloading a older mac os and if not why won't it run the same way it ran when I bought the computer what's the difference why can I use a iPod on the Internet from 2010 but not a computer I'll even only use flash drives if it helps for anything I download

Thanks
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>>32626771
I am not reading that word salad
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didn't apple get done for intentionally slowing down devices after the warranty was up?

it's designed to fall apart and stop working after ~2 years
don't buy from them again, you i
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Long time MacOS user here (switched to Arch, btw).

There is a way. I would follow Apple's online guide on how to enter into the recovery screen, wipe and format the drive, and install a clean copy of MacOS.

You may have to create a MacOS boot drive using another computer and install it the old fashioned way. Although newer machines allow users to install MacOS from the internet, these older machines are sometimes "unplugged" by Apple and will be refused a connection to install.

Do not expect the App Store to work, or modern apps to run perfectly, if at all, on these older machines. In order to bypass a potential dysfunctional App Store, install Brew and learn a little bit about the command line.

It is somewhat true that Apple intentionally slows down hardware. However, the bottlenecks imposed by Apple is minuscule compared to the computational strain of modern bloated applications from reckless companies.

You could also install Gentoo.

Hope this helps, anon.

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>so im in a relationship with this girl
ive known her since highschool and asked her out once but she declined
fast forward now we start talking again in college and she confesses that shes been intereseted in me since senior year of hs
we go on 2 dates and do some fun stuff and now we're talking like every other day
ive never been in a relationship physical or romantically with a girl before
i literally cant stop thinking about her, like shes constantly on my mind.

>Is this normal?
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>>32627403
It's normal incel behavior, yes.

>social skills 101: make eye contact
>everyone: anon you remind me of rape and murder
wtf
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>>32627649
Just tilt your eyebrows slightly up in the center when you talk to people. Your bitch face will start to look concerned. Which tells people you are listening to them. People love being listened to.
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Also you are probably just ugly. Chads can be creepy and still get more ass than a toilet seat. Exhibit A: Twilight.
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>>32627649
ur probably sexy
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>>32627649
just train that shit on the mirror
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>>32627649
21 SHOULD BE HAVING FUN

imagine trying to be social

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i want people that do everything i say
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>>32627429
Contact the FBI to get some initial membership going and they should be able to invite some of the other agencies to get in on it
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>>32627429
you need charisma and i can already tell you aint got none lil buddy
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>>32627735
this.
if you had charisma, you wouldn't need random people to tell you WHAT TO DO, you just do it with your intelligence
(btw you can join mine you only have to send me your toes)
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>>32627429
sounds like the average chud's wettest dream so you're not alone there
grift on an existing far right leaning vein and slowly go your own way once you have a base of fanatics

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It's not helping my OCD rumination. Should i increase the dosage?
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Any answers?
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Does Pristiq even help with OCD rumination?
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Come on. Say something
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>>32625622
>let's ask 4chan a decision related to prescription drugs I'm taking.
Why the fuck aren't you bringing this up with your doctor?
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>>32625670
>>32627204
I answered you what more do you want?
>>32626840
it's an snri so not as much as ssris

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Advice on having children if you arent rich, and dont have a college education. Are you having children?
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>>32627993
Im told to only have kids if you have a good good job
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>>32628001
Lies.
Kids are simple, easy, and fun.
Know what kids need the first 2 years?
>A place out of the rain
>Mom & Dad
>Breast milk
that's it
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>>32628009
My mother didnt have a good job just regular a little better than minimum. She was told she shouldnt have them unless she had a college education/good job.
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>>32628018
FFS, how dumb.
How in the Hell can spending 6 years not working and getting debt be inherently good?
AGAIN - how do millions of Mormons and Catholics with one income families do it all the time?
Simple - its easy.
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>>32628027
I agree with you, im just saying what i was told. Did you finish college?

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The older I get the less I can lie to myself that any of this matters.
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>>32626147
Love and friendship are just more distractions. I don't yearn for escapism but for meaning and purpose. I am unable to create my own.
>>32626151
Nihilism has overtaken me.
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>>32625831
Draw
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am 30 feel the same
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We find purpose through identification and recognition. It's the reason we look at art, watch movies, read books, play video games. Some people find it within other people through socialization but we are autistic so art must be our salvation. Start working on your craft immediately
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Art is enhanced by difficulty
Any difficult thing that you do, that makes your stomach clench and your mind white-out, will enhance your art

How do I speak with guys who are not very talkative? That tend to give you simple, short answers or "I don't know"s.
I'm going on a date with this really hot guy and I'm afraid I'll mess it up.
pic isn't him but matches his aura
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>>32626340
Get him to talk about what actually interests him.
Often guys are not going to talk about it because we'll assume you think it's boring.
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>>32626340
>How do I speak with guys who are not very talkative?
Why would a guy ever speak on a first date. Your job is to make his life easier, talk his ear off so he doesnt have to worry about asking you some dumb question to keep conversation going. know your fucking job lady
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>>32626340
>>32626437
are you retarded? ask him about his interests or maybe interests you both share together. he probably uses short responses to the stupid shit that comes out of your mouth that he doesn't give a flying fuck about. guys will listen to you talk about makeup and celeb gossip but they dont actually give a fuck
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>>32626437
i wouldnt worry too much, its like you said, if he goes on a date he probably is interested in you lol
and dont mind if he makes short answers, could vey likely be hes just a bit retarded desu, many guys are simply nervous themselves so saying less makes less room for them to say something retarded lol
and guys are also just not that talkative or good communicators as girls its mostly this way
he probably gonna open up more once hes more comfortable with you
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>>32626372
Some men too
I need a hot depressed edgy bf to love and cuddle until he feels better

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thinking of trying to cut out (almost) everything made after 2015 that I wouldn't know of out of my life for a day, and I need some advice on how to do it properly.
every time someone has complained about "being unable to return to the good old days" as well as nostalgia stuff, my go-to response has been "you know you can just go and do these things, right?" and so I want to know if it's actually feasible to do. it probably is, but I just want to make sure I do this right. any suggestions would be appreciated.
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>>32623670
necro'ing this bc I aim to do it tomorrow. mostly just want advice so I don't end up slipping.
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>>32623670
You technically can, but search engines are making it increasingly difficult to visit old websites and see old videos. Especially so the latter as entire accounts get deleted or some of their funny videos get private.
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>>32627484
to be fair, most of my stuff will be from like, ancient vine compilations, videos I archived, or just no youtube at all. that, as well as remembering old flash games I played and roblox existing will make it kinda easy.
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>>32627669
modern roblox is nothing like how it was 10+ years ago doebeit
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>>32627815
oh definitely. but not like I can't go back to older games!

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I'm studying computer science and I don't have time to work take a part time job, but I want to make some money.
Is there a way to make money sporadically from my house?
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>>32621663
Youtube channel. Hopefully you're a native speaker with appealing accent.
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>>32621663
you can try fiverr maybe
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>>32621663
>and I don't have time to work take a part time job
Yes you do. Stop being a lazy motherfucker and get a job. Literally every retail job is full of college students
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>>32621663
Ask /biz/
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>>32622627
have fun competing with 1000 jeets who will do the same thing as you do but shittier (the client wont know) and for 1 rupee/hour (the client absolutely will know)

how to prevent this from happening
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>>32625517
>how to prevent this from happening
The first time you have sex with a woman, ask her if she is actually comfortable with having sex with you, and if she says no, don't have sex with her. It's not rocket science. This guy's problem was that he just *assumed* she was okay with having sex without actually checking.

Also note that, according to the coroner this was NOT the reason he killed himself.

>"I did not find on the balance of probabilities that this culture specifically caused or contributed to Alexander’s death, but it did give rise to a concern that circumstances creating a risk of future deaths could occur."
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Wear a mask.
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>>32625517
Don’t fuck outside of committed relationships. Also don’t start a relationship with, or casually fuck, an easy girl (A slut who lets you fuck her on the first night). Do not establish romantic connections with, or try to have sex with, any woman who is just recently out of a relationship and/or has had a string of exes/short lived relationships.

The guy in OP was a clueless autist who got his chance to fuck a succubi, a girl who used him as a sexual rebound to soothe her ego after she recently broke up with an ex boyfriend. The girl decided to pretend she was uncomfortable with her sex with the autist, and told a bunch of male classmates, presumably so it makes her seem like a victim and not a slut (she most likely didnt want her ex finding out, she wanted back with the ex).

So, a bunch of guys and her ex beat on him. The. after his humiliation he an hero’d, entirely believing he was an icky rapist and believed he was an monster, succumbing to the pressure of the false allegations. So basically

tl;dr: NEVER stick your dick in crazy. It can be fatal.
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>>32625517
each time you have sex, gag her mouth then kill her.

Never Again,
Remember 6 Gorillion Male Suicides
Hurt The Feelings Of Men
2025 Alexander Rogers
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>>32625544
more of a reason to hate and avoid women


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