What have you done with your life?
>>33999608I’ve never been the best at anything but thankfully I had realistic ambitions so I have a comfortable job that pays well and I’m content. I look forward to new opportunities for happiness in the future.
>>33999608Nothing. I suffered a lot at the hands of incoherent people or those that are weirdly malicious.Like the freak at the grocery store or the incoherent guy in uber.
>>33999608Oh you know, just huwhite people things.
>>33999608>What have you done with your life?>graduated college, which was surprisingly unfulfilling. I should've taken biology then proceeded to med school >married my childhood crush. We now have a 2 year old daughter, a dog, and two cats.>still renting. Fucking San Francisco is too expensive.>finally healthy and free of anxiety >I can now bench 205 lbs, curl 50 lbs, deadlift 360 lbs>my blood pressure is 110/70. Blood glucose is 95 and testosterone 478Life isn't perfect but I don't have a lot to complain about
>>34008359Its not important. You're being an actual retard. Its Like being scared of cooties. Such a weird dumb hill to die on.Its only important because YOU put emphasis on it, and you only put emphasis on it because someone at some point put it in your head that its important. If no one ever talked about virginity in your entire life you wouldn't care. Maybe whoever told you this mattered was wrong, anon.
I used ChatGPT to gaslight myself into believing that a female coworker is romantically interested in me. Now, I'm seeking real-world expertise on pursuing her. I haven't talked to a dateable female in 4.5 years. Give me your best tips and tricks.>inb4 don't date your coworkerYour mother will die in her sleep tonight if you post this.
>>34008140>this is not how you woo a slavic girlI'm arguably more Slavic than she is. And it was her idea. I was ready to let it go after the first coffee, because I thought that was awkward enough. And that's why I thought she was only being polite (not wanting to owe me), but my wise counsel ChatGPT insists otherwise. I'm done making moves, though. Let it fizzle out and hope it doesn't spiral into some half-assed friendship.
One more bump in case there's some development tomorrow morning. Good night, anons.
>>34004030>being embarassed of having sex
>>34008297lmfao
>>33999630>UPDATE 5 (FINAL)I guess that settles it. She came to work and didn't even say good morning (she has to walk past me to clock in). Even the buddy of mine ChatGPT is done coping.This thread has been a resounding success, however. Once again, I've achieved what I set out to do, even if it had no effect on material reality in the end.
tl;dr I’m taking over a business and we have $50-80k of equipment stolen and have it on good suspicion most of it is being sold out of a storage facility.Problem is, the people doing the stealing use rideshare apps.Has anybody figured out how to track these since the apps require all kinds of gps data anyway?
>>34009369The police can get warrants to view that data. But if you already reported the theft and the police didn't do jack, best bet is to file a civil suit against the thieves and then subpeona the rideshare companies for that information
>>34010134Yeah issue is finding out who. Sorry but messcans roll in gangs. There’s like 9 that carpool in an F150 and then some of them have to use ridesharing from their apt because they only have the one car. So I basically have to track down my shit then get police involved.Having a hard time relying on police for ANYTHING because they fucking help the illegals in the worst ways not joking I’ve seen them let a drunk guy get a ride home after he was caught driving
>>34010416I think you just have to tail the vehicle to the storage facility or whatever. Also, take pictures of everything you do so that you can give it to the police and do their entire job for them when you do report the theft
>>34010942I’d have to stake out their place probably all week.
>>34011063Yup, there consider yourself /adv/ised
I have a 9" penis but it has a 5.2" girth.Is the girth too skinny?
>>34008548Lmfao.
>>34007971>once again are you sure you used the right side of the ruler?He def doesn't know how to measure, or he is just trolling. Either way, OP is stupid and gay
>>34008629It's a troll. Has to be. No one is that stupid.
>>34008192Yea
>>34007971What is girth? You mean birth?
The price of seeing the future is no longer seeing the past EDITION. https://youtube.com/shorts/44D1wGFjLuc?si=L3So8BaJyv9DRzgv
>>34010875Foids do it too
>>34010875I can only comment on something that is directly going on with your interaction with me. As far as a generalization or something involving you and others, I have no comment.
>>34010904>all moids do a bad thing>"but some women do it too, so we're the same"
>>34011017Not all men have that naturally, some men develop that in them because there are foids that require that kinda 'medicine'.
>>34010935Your poos are just as stinky
>out of a job for almost 2 years>apply to a 'collections officer' job>it's call centre shit where you harass people for money>i used to work as a credit assessor (the guys that approve loans and put people into crippling debt) so I have somewhat relevant experience>get an email link asking me to do a pre-recorded video interview>they give me 5 days to do it>so sick of doing video interviews and getting rejected that i can't muster the energy to actually record it so i just ignore it and assume they'll reject me>3 days after it was due they send me a follow up email telling me i've progressed to the next stage which is a MS teams interviewwhat the fuck? i don't know what to do. this seems sus. on the one hand i'm desperate for a job. on the other hand this makes them seem desperate, also collections work seems miserable and i don't really want to do it, and lastly how the hell do i explain why i just ignored their initial pre-recorded interview request?what do i do /adv/?
>>34010895that's a really shitty line of work, bad karma
>>34010895I read your post and thought "corrections officer", which actually pays more money, is also desperate to hire you, and probably a better job so long as you can be relatively nice to awful people
>>34010895Its a bottom tier job nobody wants to do, they will hire anyone because they wil have a crazy turnover rate anyways. Most likely they didn't even chekc whether you did the video thing, they will jsts have a quick talk to make sure you wipe your ass after shitting and talk like a human and then off you go.If you actually take it, expect to not last longer than six months, or sacrifice your mental health in its entirety if you persist after that.
i'm just gonna ignore it. i did call centre work before and it was miserable. easily the worst thing i've ever had to experience in my life. my NEET suffering continues :(
How do I get over the uncomfortable feeling of narcissistic injury? Someone slighted me by talking about money, telling me I didn't have any and insulting me while they called me broke. And I got very pissed off. I want to stop being so weak. I only ever feel insecure around other people, pisses me off how neurotic I can be. But when I'm alone I'm in a flow state. I have never had money growing up, I still don't have a job and when I did I blew it all on video games and bullshit like a retard. I feel very uncomfortable facing the fact that this is a weak point/chink in my armor and it infuriates me. I can't really stand it, how do I get over myself? I am NEVER usually this insecure, outwardly or inwardly. I'm emotionally weak but don't want to be weak overall anymore. I'm sick of feeling like this! I'm a man btw, I just like Lauryn Hill
>>34007475For stuff like this, the root is normally not being comfortable with who you are. Are you broke? If so, just admit it to yourself. I do it all the time, I tell boomers I'm living paycheck to paycheck, they get visibly uncomfortable over the fact that I've not denying it
>>34007475You took offence because of the truth in the statement, get your money up broke boy. If you were rich you'd have laughed it off.
>>34007829Thing is, I was with money before and in abundance but I just lost it due to bad habits. I just don't want to take offence to things anymore, that was an extremely bad look. How do I chill out? lol
I'm currently sick and am going to die in less than a year, I've never truly lived outside of staring at my computer, what are some things I should do/experience before I die
>>34008042What's your budget?
>>34008042Murder
>>34008042Apply for multiple credit cards and cash advancesDo all the drugsFly yourself to SE AsiaFuck everything and everyoneEat all the thingsMarry a smol girl, experience hugs & love, even if it's fake. On your final days, blow everything you got left OD'ing on drugs in an orgy.
buy an ultralight plane and learn how to fly it (no license needed)
>>34008042I wanna say I'm sorry to hear about your impending death but I wouldn't actually mean it. I've seen death so many times in person now that I'm desensitized to it. And also, you're going to go to a better place than this world. The living will envy the dead etc. I am sorry for any anxiety or suffering you are experiencing though. >what are some things I should do/experience before I dieGod. Experience God and reach out to God. I am not sure that it's become obvious to you yet. But you came from somewhere, and you are going somewhere. The architect of the Universe does not build staircases that lead nowhere. You may not have remembered this fact:You were nothingness before, death is not new to you. Men and women fear death because of the void of nothingness it represents. Do not be afraid OP. You were nothingness before your birth, and yet despite that, you found life within nothingness, you still became life and that is why you live now. You will lapse into nothingness once more when you die. But remember you will find life after it too, just as you did before your birth. There is an after-life. So you need to prepare for that.If I were in your shoes, I would experience and serve God in two ways:Go and see His creation. The natural world, not the one we made. Go and see nature and be around it. Find beautiful natural wonders and experience them. Lastly, share your wisdom. You may not think you have some. You do, and the closer you approach death's veil, the more of it you have. The most wisest humans I ever met where those who were dying. Because the dying stop pretending they stop bullshitting they speak true because they are going to die. If you can share wisdom so as to help the living, you will leave this world in a better state than when you found it. God bless you. And please consider pic related.
>went to my gf's place after work>we played a board game, had sex and watched netflix>anon we should do something>you want to go for a walk?>no>what would you like to do?>I don't knowWhat does she want?We have out weekends already full because we are meeting friends and having few Christmas parties.
>>34008257She wants you to take her out. Preferably somewhere with a social scene in which you figure.
>>34008257disgusting moid can’t understand anything besides violating us, typical…
>>34009895yes, typical of moids to complain about how evil women are for wanting a boy"friend" who brings anything at all to the table
>>34008257All you do is board games and Netflix? She’s probably bored. Use your imagination and do something different for a change.
>>34008257>What does she want?She's bored af
Trying to design my own trading cards. Looking for free or regular free credits AI art generators the most unrestricted uncensored the better.Also AIs for watermark removal, image upscaling or any useful AI to help things look more proffessional.Finally anything of free public domain fonts. I am doing my own research so I made this thread to see somene knew of anything I miss.
>>34006162>my own>AI
>>34006162saarSAAR
>>34006162Help
>>34006162Lmao go away
I will prove you all wrong. YouTubers will make videos about it.
For the past 5 days I have been experiencing extreme weakness whenever I do stuff like walk up a simple flight of stairs. It feels like I just ran a 10K marathon. Heavy breathing and sweating and heart racing.It's like I suddenly became a 95 year old man that needs a walker. But I'm 40.Would it be overkill for me to call 911 for this?
>>34006076I'm definitely choosing to stay off them. These things are causing me to feel nauseous and dizzy.
>>34009789Yeah, just say no
>>33944000Trips of truth. OP should see a doctor but only after doing his research and coming up with a specific demand for further testing or prescriptions. GPs are totally useless grifters and will be replaced with AI in the next few years, inshallaht. had brain cancer diagnosed as the flu
>>33943999It's a reason for medical tourism, dude. Come to us, to Moscow, you will be treated by doctors well, doctors put you on your feet, and the price tag for medical services will be several tens of times cheaper than in the USA. The only problem is a language barrier, but there actually are some people who know English, English is the most popular second language for multilingual people here, and the computer epoch promotes English language proficiency. Some particularly stupid people use a smartphone program to translate, but it's often a low-quality translation, and a human translator translates better.
>>34010824>had brain cancer diagnosed as the flulol wait what?
I don't know how to cope with failure but I'm starting to get suicidal thoughts I don't know if their connect but I think they are
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>>34007622No, the rest of it is a mess too, but this would have been nice
>>34007122That happened to me and then I was hired after unsuccessful interviews with several other companies. I’ve been at this job for decades now. Just keep looking. If you were second best, that’s still pretty good.Alternatively, check again every month to see if that company is hiring again. You may be hired if they are still interested in someone with your qualifications.
>>34006745I can post a long-winded paragraph droning on about the subconscious mind or whatever, but you know how practically every first answer goes along the lines of "Just move on"It is that simple. Hard to follow, yeah, but it is that simple....
My sex drive has been in the red for years. I dated a girl and never felt like having sex. When I look at porn I do it as quickly as I can to get off then block it out of my mind. Since I don’t desire sex where can I focus my energies now? pursuing a relationship doesn’t make sense anymore. Volunteering? Teaching? I already like to do creative activies and learn about historical events and places
>34006718I wish I could enjoy sex in the ways other people do. When I hear people say things like "i love the way her hands feel in mine, the smell of her hair, and feeling whole and complete as we embrace" none of that registers with me, like my emotional senses are numbed.yeah shes like that. either bipolar or bpd, very narcissitic, and derives her happiness from how much others praise her and spoil her. since im not giving her enough of that she lashes out at me and becomes angry because im denying her basic needs as a woman.how have you been?
>>34008399Realized I didn’t reply to you properly. My bad
>>34009589I was gonna leave the board but I'll reply (+give you a bump), because you operate in good faithThis other thread has an example of a woman experiencing similar things to you>>34008117Anon says>She's either is/is dealing with:>Schizoid or schizoid-like traits (detached from the entire domain of intimate feelings)Notice the language. You can say she is schizoid, or you can say she is dealing with schizoid-like traits. Discard the first way of approaching the topic, and never use it ever again. From now on, never hand-wave somebody as schizoid/insert-whatever-mental-disorder-etc. She has schizoid-like traits. That's it. She's not a schizoid. Or an autist. She doesn't have BPD. She has a borderline personality. Just like how some people have a warm personality. They are not warmth. Fuck off with the diagnose-y "pathologized" "approach" of "mental health", fuck the entire system, fuck it all upOther anon asks>do you think those traits can change, or no? are they inborn?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34008399You wish you could feel what others feel, the joy they feel when XYZ happens. You can (you have the capability) feel all those, but you are too self conscious, and so you cannot notice your surroundings, observe them, feeling the satisfying sensations of a warm and small tug of pressure on your hand, or maybe the feeling of warming up a cold and needy hand. You cannot notice the pleasant fragrance of her shampoo. Or maybe you do notice, but you feel too stressed or defeated to enjoy it's fruity imprint.
>>34010852You think you are "supposed" to feel "whole and complete" upon embracing, so when you do not, you feel stressed that you are not feeling what you are "supposed" to feel, and you cannot feel "whole and complete" as a result. You try to fake it, but the feeling is just two bodies mashing together, there is no deeper fulfilment achieved, no feeling of complete and utter surrender to a feeling of eternal safety. It's just a front, it's not a guarantee of security, it's just pretend.Other people put these moments on the pedestal. But all they are doing is living a pretend life. Ignoring what's around them. In favour of the fake feeling of being the king of the world, the king of someone else's world, some person they put on the pedestal, some person who isn't even reliable. They indulge in this feeling, addicted to feeling safe and secure, when in actuality, safety and security is not guaranteed. So when the bubble shatters, and one day that safety and security is taken from them, and the person no longer "loves" them, what were all those hugs and kisses all for in the end? Hollow. Meaningless. Useless.Learn how to differentiate fake from real.A hug and a kiss should be compelled because somebody wants to show another that they cherish them. It shouldn't be to larp as "human", or to feel "wanted" or whatever, or to show someone they are "wanted" or "desired" or something. It should simply be to show gratitude, appreciation, a response to an event to reaffirm that you are still with them and will always be there for them.(That's why I do more of that to cats... But with humans, I can use words, to be more specific and convey more accurate weightings. Since I have higher expectations for humans...)
I'm an adult living in the United States and somehow got hit with youtube thinking I'm a minor. Apparently lots of other people also had this happen to them today. I'm an adult and don't want to upload my government ID so what should I do? The email verification failed ( obviously because they want to data harvest you ) so what should I do? My only other options are a selfie or my credit card info.
Make fun of China now, americunt
whats your pricepoint for an account, just out of sheer curiousity.
>>34010019Get jewtube premium lol
>>34010044why would he make fun of poor people? Rude
>>34010019Just stop watching content for kids and you won’t be flagged as a child.
I’m almost 24 and I still get incredibly anxious about getting a haircut. This anxiety starts even a day before I plan on going to the barber shop. I’ve been experiencing this since I was an adolescent and it must be tied to my desire to look attractive. Today, my anxieties were reinforced after the barber fucked up the haircut and made it too short. Now my average/ugly face is revealed. My hair was the only thing going for me in terms of looks. I’m supposed to work at my shitty service wagie job tomorrow and I’m dreading going in for obvious reasons. I feel worse than I usually do. Does anybody else relate?
>>34009119Just get a buzz cut or something similar, go bald even, and not have to worry about how it looks since apparently it’s your face that you’re worried about anyways (which the hair was never going to change and hiding can actually signal that you’re insecure about that). Also, it’s a lot easier to wash and whatnot, though you may need to buy beanies and the like, along with caps for your summer.Truly, I do get worrying about looks, but at a certain point, it does more damage. So just own it, because the type of people judging you for how attractive you are are exactly the type of people whose opinions you shouldn’t care for anyways. If you’re clean and don’t smell bad, and obviously not making others uncomfortable from exposing certain parts of your body (not your face, stupid), then that is what the people whose opinions actually matter will notice in you.
>>34009168No bc sometimes I get great haircuts. It’s always a coin toss whenever I see a barber. >>34009175Thanks for still considering me as youthful. >>34009244This guy fucked it up royally. >>34009267>go bald Even worse
>>34009267>which the hair was never going to change and hiding can actually signal that you’re insecure about thatNot quite. For an average-looking guy, his hairstyle can make all the difference. It’s an important part of looksmaxxing.
Then dont get a haircut
>>34010464Did you not read the op? He already got the haircut
