Quero meter um atestado falso mas to com medo, sabendo q maioria dos prof n ve, mas to com medo de ser pego
>>33735367Forgery is a crime and doctor's notes aren't easy to forge to begin. Whatever meager days off you're getting out of this aren't worth shit.
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>>33735367Você é parte do motivo deste país estar na mais absoluta merda. É só ir no emprego ou na aula, parece que os macacos dessa terra não conseguem se esforçar pra fazer metade do mínimo.
>>33735367Volte para o 1500.
>>33735367Afinal, por que diabos você quer quer faltar?
> live in rural USA> have signed up for garbage collection service by phone> over time, garbage company gets sold a few times> one day, a trash container shows up> whatever, park it somewhere out-of-the-way> keep leaving trash bags by the road> fast-forward to now> cancel garbage collection> am informed that they will pick up the trash can and charge me $75 "removal fee" plus $10 "environmental fee"I never agreed to such a fee. I never asked for this trash can. What's the worst that could happen if I just haul the bin to their facility myself and tell the bank not to accept any charge? Will I end up in court?(I will assume unless stated otherwise that y'all are not lawyers and that what you say is not intended as legal advice.)I did find this: https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/can-a-waste-disposal-company-charge-a-fee-to-pick--6028408.html
Also, is there a better board for this thread? I couldn't find one, but I'm a newbie.
I was dating a woman for about a month. I went out on maybe 5-6 dates with her. She even kissed me first. I am 30 and not really experienced with these kinds of things. I actually did like her a lot but she chose to stop seeing me. She did let me down nicely though. Never got to call her my girlfriend either. I think I have a lot of misconceptions that are not true.>1What does a kiss really mean? I was under the impression that a kiss is basically you are boyfriend and girlfriend at that point or rather, very close to it. >2How do I know if I am even doing good when dating? I thought I was doing something right because she chose to kiss me first. I was sort of mad at myself when she chose to stop seeing me because I figured I had done something fucked up and not known it. >3Bit of a side question but when should you tell someone you are autistic? I don't think I am obviously autistic but it shows itself in weird ways. I want to sort of "warn" people before such things happen. Like the woman I was dating made a comment like "Oh, you sure like to go out around 2pm" because every date I planned was at that time. Mostly because I like that time because it avoids crowds and traffic in many places. Its after the lunch rush for most places. Anyway, any help you can provide would be great. I just want to improve and not make the same mistakes twice.
>>33735436>1Yeah, it does.>2Her initiating a kiss IS a good sign. A lot of women are retarded and I wouldn't get too hung up on her randomly leaving.>3Definitely whatever you do, do NOT tell women you are autistic. On the slim chance it doesn't immediately turn her off it will still be a very awkward thing to say out loud and she wont know how to respond.
>>33735464Thanks for the advice. I guess it will be another year before I even get to try dating again. I get dates so infrequently. Not sure how other people even get multiple dates in the same month. I've even known people who have multiple dates in the same week. How is that possible?
Doesn't matter what I do, I've never gotten any attention from any girl with big boobs despite getting attention from flat girlsIs there a secret that I'm missing?
>>33735547I guess I do want to let go of this desire if I'm being honest. I don't want to be consumed by this longing for a busty girl because it has led me nowhere and obviously being eager and creepy is extremely counterproductive. I wish I could just stop
>>33735560Something I find to be the case with a lot of guys is narcissism being masked by self hatred. With most people actually, we're all the center of the world and want what we want. Better to accept it and run with it than bury it, know what you want but don't let it get in the way of nature's course.
>>33735572I do agree with that, but isn't narcissism something that cannot be cured? I've always heard that
>>33735635Doesn't mean you can't work with it. Understand where your narcissism comes from and try to work with it. More than anything just relax, you're a human with everything that comes with.
>>33734627If you're going to be in a relationship with her and she continues to show off her cleavage, expect some bullshit. Drunk idiots will try to shoot their shot when you're heading to the bathroom, you will notice a lot of losers giving you and her side-glances, and in the end, tittyfucking just ain't as good as it looks.
It's become such an obsession that it's starting to affect my relationships with other people.
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where do old people hang out online? i'm a zillennial inbetween generation and can't get along with zoomies.seems like the people that used to be millennials (who are probably 40+ by now) when i was younger browsing the web either disappeared, died, or got married and logged off eternally and it makes me feel a little estranged and uprooted. the ppl i got all my obscure anime tastes from are just kinda... gone.
>>33735506They hang out on private discords nowadays, I'm in one cuz of getting involved in a retro gaming community(I'm 25). Also they are on /a/ sometimes.
>>33735506unc
>>33735506Reddit and discord. Techtards go for IRC
I have this girl friend who recently moved into her new home. She has a job, and she is doing fine for now, but in a month is her birthday, and I was wondering if there's anything in particular I could gift her to make things a bit easier. I don't really want to flirt with her, I just want to help her out. Any particular recommendations?
Is she genuinely a friend or are you simping? If you ever want to try and get with her then don't buy her anything. If she's genuinely just a friend you enjoy the company of get her something small. If she likes coffee get her a bag or two of something good. Good coffee is expensive.
A lot of women would rather have sex with a curious, warm, attentive virgin in his 40s than with a younger guy who’s technically skilled but emotionally detached or self-absorbed.
I believe your therapist, anon. I've seen it happen. Don't listen to the hordes of incels who would rather sit on 4chan telling each other that it's impossible to ever have sex than actually make any effort to meet a woman.
>>33732681>A stripper told me she loved me is it true?
Are you a Nazi, OP? Why the screenshots from Conspiracy?
>>33732681Guy has been seeing 10 clients a day for god knows how long and I gotta feeling he knows a thing or two about what people want in their lives. Is he being genuine? Nobody knows, least of all people on this board
>virgin in his 40ssome women are into werewolves and you've got a better chance at becoming a werewolf than a warm person.
Femoid here.Do men really become bored and sick of being with the same woman? Does honeymoon phase end in every relationship?
every couple I know who has been together 30+ years hates each other but stays together for other reasons. It's so sad to me.
>>33731620I will never become sick and tired of the woman that I love. That is absolutely not the type of man that I am.I do not even understand how people can even do that. But mark my fucking words... that ain't NEVER... EVER... gonna be me.I will love and cherish the woman that I love till the very fucking end of eternity and fucking beyond.The fuck is this bullshit of getting bored of the woman that you love? That is fucking retarded whoever does that.How the fuck are you given this precious beautiful woman that loves you and you fucking get sick and bored of her?! What the ever loving fuck is that bullshit?!Holy fuck that is absolutely retarded.
>>33731620I never get sick of having my cock sucked and cum swallowed but women eventually get tired of doing it.
>>33735570kek
Depends on the guy.
Femanon here. I probably will have sex for the first time ever soon, but my stomach is kind of hairy, like in the pic. Do i need to shave it to look more appealing to the guy? I guess you cant see the hairs if the lights are off but my whole stomach has like hair. And i have brown hair so its dark. My arms are kind of hairy too. And no im not pregnant or stuff, it seems some women get hairy stomachs when they are pregnant.
>>33727588That myth exists to make teenage boys shave their peach fuzz instead of trying to grow it out and wear it
>>33727432What's really disgusting is that you probably couldn't hold a conversation about cryptocurrency for even 5 seconds. Completely unfuckable
40 replies to a bait post with a picture from some forum in 2019.
>>33734854>my stomach is kind of hairy, like in the pic.implying it's not them you absolute retardusmaximus
>>33727846That’s too expensive fr
How should I setup my apartment as a dude in my mid twenties? What's a tasteful way to decorate without going overboard? Any rules to follow?
>>33730160Many furniture stores like Ikea have entire rooms pre-decorated. If you are completely devoid of interest then just copypaste one that looks good and not too gay.
>>33734310I actually sent that to my wife because I was so sick of it.The bench usually has a foot or 2 of just general shit on it because "oh look a flat surface."Women love clutter, shoes, and general STUFF.
>>33730160I pretty much went with picrel but I thought the entertainment stand was a bit extravagant
>>33734343hopefully she sorted her shit out.>Women love clutter, shoes, and general STUFF.women may like things but it's no excuse to be a messy tramp, there is nothing I hate more than a lazy fuck who can't be bothered to clean
>>33734343Man, I've been spoiled with good women, it seems.Those are womanchildren.Bonus: a woman that doesn't keep a tidy home was failed by her upbringing and is not yet fit to be a good mother.
What's the best dating advice you've ever received?
>>33733588>with a bodycount above 80.Yeah anyone with a "bodycount" this high has something severely wrong with them. Banging one or two dozen people okay, but at this point you've been frequented more than a public toilet. Running through other humans like a coomer runs through wanking tissues is not normal or enviable.
>>33734488>Attraction is instantaneous. Never try to logic your way into pussy, they work on emotional excitement. Money, status, power, fame, and physicality are all paths to primo pussy.very true, in rare cases women do develop strong attraction after spending lots of time with a guy in a neutral setting but that's like finding a unicorn nowadays>If you're not attractive to many women, you'll never be attractive to the right woman.so if you're not a chad you will never attract a compatible partner? disagree with this one, it maybe harder to find the optimal woman but plenty of men find a woman
>>33735232If a tree fell in the woods and it didn't post an insta story about it, did it really happen?
>>33735359>in rare casesMore often than not, it's generally a mix of boredom and realizing that her only options are limited. She'd rather devote herself to someone she's minimally interested in to receive attention simply for self-validation, than continue waiting around for someone who checks more boxes. There are "unicorns", but a lot of them pose as such to expedite their sprialing egos.
>>33734488>You can lose a lot of money chasing women, but you'll never lose women when you're chasing money.Peak goyim thinking. Of course you will lose time you could spend bning women when you "chase money" , which in most cases just means dumb wageslaving in hopes that bossman throws you a crumb. >You'll rarely fuck a woman you didn't start with a conversation with first.Bullshit. >Women love drama, they love playing gamesBullshit the sceond. This just enables dramatic women by making men think they have to tolerate this shit instead of cutting them out and looking for a better one. >Money, status, power, fame, and physicality are all paths to primo pussy.If you're okay with havign a live-in prostitute who doesn't like you and only your money, then yes sure. >If you're not attractive to many women, you'll never be attractive to the right woman.Bullshit the next, it just means "the right woman" will be your looksmatch and may not be all that physically attractive at worst.
>24.5 yorecently graduated from college, and I've completely wasted it. All I did was go to class and come home, and sometimes hang out with people. Then I had major depression for the last 3 years and completely wasted my early 20s. In those 3 years everyone I went to college / hs with took life by the balls. Took research opportunities, networked, got girlfriends, did 50 internships, built god tier projects, and founded companies. Half of them are in high end grad schools and the other half are doing high 6 figure jobs. I'm bedrotting and unemployed. Is there anyway I can "catchup", I feel like a teenager in the body of a 40yo, my health is getting worse as well.So yeah I wasted all my potential, all lost passion, and fucked up my life and health. I'm gonna spiral into another depressive episode and wake up at 35 on the side of the road. Thanks for listening.
boo hoo, get in lineyou are 25 and still falling for the greener grass meme
How do you all cope?
>>33733415Personally I try to enjoy every moment of this chaotic turbulence of life/existence. This life is nothing but a small travel. Best provisions for the next eternal life is our deeds and pious actions. Anything physical has no relevance in the hereafter. All luxuries, wealth, money, friends, family are temporary. Everything in the creation/universe is temporary, except the one who inspired creation to exist. There is no creator/god except Allah the mighty and majestic
I pretend I don't care and it actually makes me care less
>>33733583You should invest in a quality sex doll anon
>>33733415I simply deal with it
I spend all day at work fantasising about having an affair and then come home and fuck my fiance should she be in the mood which usually she isn't. Occasionally I crash out and drink 1/3rd of a 26 in one night.
>have a female friend>find her attractive and wish to have a relationship with her>invite her to one on one meetings aka "dates" (without saying it is a date)>the girl becomes increasingly hard to meet with>you finally crack and outright tell her you are interested in being in a relationship>she acts surprised and rejects youIs this the universal experience for mid 20s vaguely autistic nerds? I thought I was the only one but my close friend just went through the whole rigamarole (including being rejected). It feels like women aren't interested in a relationship at all.As far as I understand mid men are supposed to chase the woman they like but how the fuck are you supposed to do that when she straight up doesn't want to meet with you? This isn't the 90s where people used to just meet up randomly, now you have to schedule everything otherwise they will tell you to fuck off.So I don't get it. How am I supposed to get into a relationship?I tried tinder but I am really autistic and don't know how to text so it didn't work at all for me.
>>33735113I'm not too weird and I don't talk a lot. I am mostly withdrawn. You misjudged my character entirely here.I have friends other than my cousins' friends. >You sound young so you have all the time in the world to improve your lotI'm 23. I should already have marriage prospects. I want to have a family and children. I don't need any more self improvement, I am already a person superior to most people. I am in shape, smart, good looking, etc. That stuff basically doesn't matter in this category anyways so more "self improvement" is worthless.
>>33734895>>the girl becomes increasingly hard to meet withAt that point you should have already known it's ogre. Could have saved yourself the spelled out rejection.
>>33735172>I am already a person superior to most peopleStop coping this way, it makes you insufferable although I believe taht you are agenerally likeable guy.But flirting is a skill like any other, and you know jack shit about it. For 23, you are underdeveloped. >I am in shape, smart, good looking, etc.that helps, but is completely worthless unless you show interest in women, and I don't mean playing the asexual gay best friend routine. I mean making it clear that you may want to fuck them if they're cool in a socially acceptable manner aka flirting.Because women are such pussies and rarely have the courage to be assertive, its on you as the man to find out whether she is interested in you as well. You do that by showing your interest and risking rejection. Without that , you will remain unfucked forever.Also, yes, flirting and fucking comes before marriage. The days where your parents just discuss marriage prospects and then shake hands on it with the girls parents after negotiating the conditions are long over. You will have ot emotionally engage with a girl, and then entails penissary contact with her Vulva.
>>33735172>I am in shape, smart, good looking, etc.That's what you think.
>>33735293Yep. OP is too much do a fool to realize this. He needs to work on himself. Its up to him to realize it.
