How do I find an alcoholic gf or at least a gf who likes to drink every single weekend?>try the pubThe pubs near me are only filled with 50+ year old women where I live. Younger girls go to nightclubs and I ain't going to nightclubs alone that's cringe
>>34167599What's wrong with a 50-year old girlfriend?
>>34167599>I ain't going to nightclubs alone that's cringeSo, basically, you're asking >How do I find women who like to drink without going to any of the places that women who like to drink go?I'll let you figure out the implications of that yourself.
>>34168396They'll have kids
>>34167599I won't read drunkard threads. Both OP and his hoped-for gf are an evolutionary dead end.
>>34168546not my problem.
Hi, I'm an indie filmmaker and "Pururin" from the welcome to the nhk soundtrack is a pretty central sound in my short film, I'm trying to bypass the youtube copyright detector while keeping the spirit of the original in order to submit my movie to festivals since I know they use the same bot as youtube. How should I go about remixing it? slow+reverb?https://youtu.be/tg8Jahz6RM4?si=p0wyEhcldv8gN8sp
>>34168548Yes, way back in the day if you slowed or sped it up by a certain percentage, that was enough to bypass the filters. You’ll just have to keep adjusting and reloading it till it doesn’t get flagged
>>34165468How much of it? Just the little cartoon girl saying purururuin or whatever? The melody / music itself? How much of that? I'd suggest recreating it in a close but tasteful way even if you're struggling on budget. Recreations even when shitty have significantly more sovl than just nabbing sounds you like. The movie industry is often missing that element, so don't fuck it up (you will, we all do).>t. senior motion graphics artist that has worked on many low budget and many high budget films
>>34168548It's a guaranteed way to be blackballed by the entire film festival circuit
>>34168831I like the vocals, I don't mind changing the rest. The vocals of pururin are perfect, changing them in any way would pmo
>>34165468you're telling me... i tried to upload havergal brian's gothic symphony, of which there's already plenty of vids on youtube of that exact recording, and yet it gets copyright cucked and blocked worldwide... like nigger can you at least keep your copyright off my obscure classical music artists from the 20th century holy fuck... what are you making off havergal brian CDs, five dollars a year? you'd benefit more from the publicity of this hidden gem composer than by gatekeeping his works so nobody can listen to him. fucking jew world. WHO ELSE HUH? WHO ELSE?
Alright so I’ve known this one gal for about four years. We knew each other in passing at college and now we both work at the same company. She has always been a little stand-off ish and aloof towards me, and I also suspected she wasn’t into men romantically. Anyways we’ve been running into each other more often and she is still pretty shy. She’ll never say hey or anything until I initiate it but then she smiles back. Last couple times I’ve seen her though she stops to chat and starts talking my ear off about different things. Her dog, what food she likes, her morning commute, what she likes to do on the weekends and etc. but still acts shy sometimes. I don’t really say anything during the conversation other than just listening to her. I suspect she might be socially awkward like me (I have high functioning autism). We are socially media friends, and I have messaged her in the past and she has always responded. Would it be out of left field to send her a message to test the waters? Just like “hey, how’s the weekend been” etc.?I don’t want to be known as the office creep (people already call me Robbocop around the office because they think I’m sorts robotic.)
then again, i've never worked in an office, idk what it's like or how weird/retarded/inhuman the expectations are>>34169331hmmm...
Bump
Just ask the girl out. She's already made it clear she likes you. She wouldn't talk to you otherwise to that extent.Just say, "Hey, fancy going to do something after work on Friday"? Your call but make it something you think she has an interest in. Not dinner.Then when she says yes, smile and say "It's a date!"If she says no, she wants to keep it professional, she has a boyfriend now, whatever, just say all good, and done. That's it.
>>34169326Hitting on people you work with is never a good idea. If they're not interested you risk getting reported to HR; if they are interested, then ask yourself what it's going to be like still having to work with them after a really bitter breakup.For the record, I'd say there's less one chance in ten that she's interested.
>>34169326Try a non-date date, something that could be just friends hanging out, and see how she interprets it. Next run-into-each-other: "This is fun but we have to get back to work. Want to have lunch together?" (or "Want to catch a drink after work?")
How do stop my brother from being a forever virgin? He told me that he’s in love with a woman who may never have sex with him even though they’re “together romantically.” Apparently she was violently raped 2 years ago and “doesn’t know if she’ll ever be ready for anything sexual” which I think is weird since they will kiss each other and hold hands and other stuff couples do. I know this because I searched through her phone and found text messages to her therapist (it’s technically legal in my country to do that.) So they say they’re a couple but he has to suffer celibacy? He told me that he’s found true love for the first time in his life but if they’re not having sex then how can he know he actually is in love with her? And more over why is he with her if he can’t have sex with her? I think she must be manipulating him for his money which is stupid of her since he’s poor like the rest of us.
>>34171296>Apparently she wastruth is, if women found you really attractive, they will sleep with you on the first interaction- there will be no hesitation. Such is the case if you take a quick look into social media today, they will tell you themselves. Guys need to learn this. Some women will even fly across continents just to sleep with the guy they found attractive.
ur supposed to write a bunch of fucking twitter garbage & argue with each other, so that the people reading will become more anxious & cynical about getting into a relationship
>>34171320so freaking true xister>>34171296if it's not a bait thread, and you want to help your brother, just stay out of his shit for nowuseless mod team90% chance it's a bait thread, and you could tell by the IP's post historydey ain't gonna do that though, i bet
>>34171296>How do stop my brother from being a forever virgin?Have sex with him. I really can't think of a more guaranteed manner
>>34171296In precisely what way is this any of your business?
Im Struggling with functional freeze after losing my role — looking for advice on daily functioning first:I’ve been feeling stuck for a long time, not because of lack of goals, but because my basic daily functioning feels unstable. I often want to start something, but when I do, my body gets tense, my thoughts get noisy, and I end up avoiding the task altogether.This pattern has been happening for years, especially after long-term family pressure around “becoming independent quickly.” I’m not blaming anyone — I’m trying to understand why my system seems to lock up even when motivation is there.The impact is that I struggle to build routines or sustain effort. It’s not that I don’t want to work or improve; it feels more like my nervous system shuts down before I can engage. Because of this, any career-focused effort tends to collapse fast.Right now, my goal is modest: to regain 1–2 hours of stable daily functioning first. I’m looking for advice or perspectives on restoring basic function and regulation before focusing on career or productivity.
Get a job
>>34167410I have applied like 300 IT and software related jobs since september 2024 and nothing sticks senpai. Its sickening taking take home tests, interviews, thinking youll make it and poof, nada. Rejection emails are bullshit too and i dont have to explakn about ghostingLow skilled jobs doesn't accept me because recruiters think ill be too demanding and skilled jobs think im still underqualified
>>34167413Move
wake up>set a goal for the day>write it in huge lettering and tape to your door>repeat every day
>>34168817so just daily living? not worrying about the future and being made about the past? i bought a drawing tablet back in 16th january. what should i do with it?
Is my diet okay?Should I be shitting like this?
>>34171700Why is your poop green? Why is blood only on the paper? Did you whipe yourself too hard? Did you eat too many pot brownies?
You might have proctitis, have you been diddling your butthole? See a doctor for a colonoscopy.
Thanks, guys.
>>34171776How many Smurfs did you eat?
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>another girl cancelling before we're supposed to go out on a dateif you remember my previous thread, this isn't a repeat it just happened again
>>34170645Shut the fuck up subhuman
>>34164970It's not even normal, Never gaslight yourself that this shit is fucking normal, No fucking way this is normal, This is the result of a society's collapse, An ongoing stretch of individuation with literally no self discovery of the self and reliance on dopamine spikes.If anyone tells you to suck it up, sucker punch those faggots, A female should not be the one who chooses the man, But the man must be the one to chose which one for him.
>>34170987I don't even know the point they are trying to bring across.
>>34164970What advice are you asking for?
Thats because it's easy to set up a date a few days in advance because people always overestimate how much energy they will have at a given point in the future and then when the day comes they want nothing less than having to go on a date. Unfortunately that anon saying you should try meeting up immediately and on short notice has a point because it increases the chance that you catch someone in the right mood to get dressed and ho have a drink right away.
Why am I so obsessed with Karen Carpenter and I want her to come back to life so bad because I feel like she is the love of my life?I have a hot gf, great income, am sociable but at core I really just want to reunite with Karen. She has the greatest voice I've ever heard and I often just listen to her endlessly, sometimes on LSD/MDMA and feel like my soul is kissing hers.Is it even normal to feel this way?
>>34165829Stop posting this. Also, leave your dungeon and talk to women. There are no women online, only personas.
>>34165829You have some sort of mental problem or malfunction. I dont say this to be offensive, its the truth. Either youre autistic, have some mental retardation, or brain damage. I'd bet on a level of autism with OCD, something within the spectrum of autism. Probably caused by brain damage and heavy metals poisoning from vaccines. Im not trolling or being mean, I'm being 100% honest.
>>34167613
>>34167613All this because he likes a Karen?
>>34165829She's dead. She's been dead for decades. If she was alive she'd be older than your grandmother.And that's her attraction - she's impossible and so there is no chance of meeting her and discovering she's not perfect. Real live girls carry the risk of rejecting you. The ideal romance is one you can't possible screw up, because you can't possibly have it.
I'm so fucking tired I don't know what to do, I'm in debt, and I'm looking for a remote job or a second job to help me out but always turn me down for "better candidates" it's depressing, I don't really know what to do anymore. I live in a fucking third world country where basically everyone gets fucked in the ass everyday.Any advice? Where to search o how to get out of the hole that I am?
instead of using the internet to shitpost about your situation., use it to make income
Every thought except basic processing related to our work and normal lifestyle like eating, bathing, shitting is a useless thought and when these useless thoughts cluster around in your brain they starts lagging your brain which leads to slow processing, depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts and many other consequences which you Offcourse don't wantMy theory is that what if we just stop our thoughts permanently imagine how peaceful it will be but even after trying for days I have failed this task constantly. Any suggestion anons?
>>34170745I mean you posted a Buddhist type image, just go study that stuff. You cannot stop thoughts, but you can be so good at observing them that nothing gets past your awareness, so they have no grasp on you.
>work and normal lifestyle like eating, bathing, shittingAll useless thought tooGit gud n00b
>>34170947Doesn't work I meditated for months it didn't worked
>>34170745>How can I stop the flow of useless thoughts in my brain permanently?You can't and the more you try to clamp down on them makes the problem worse, like trying to smooth water by hitting it with a hammer. You have 0 (zero) control over what thoughts randomly pop into your head. The real answer is if you're constantly possessed by thoughts it probably because you're doing nothing with your time and energy, which is the most fertile ground for thoughts to good or bad become your whole world. tl;dr you need to touch grass
Ok, So I have sebderm ofc but the problem is not only sebderm but the bacteria swarms my face, Because I have a broken barrier like picrel under my nose and in my whole chin area, but mine has shit like staph or other bacteria fungu that grows thereI control it now with istacyne but i know it'll come back, Should i get glycerine and barrier repair products to stabilize this shitAlso fuck dermatologists, They suggest steroid creams and expensive bullshit
>>34169984Morocco, also even 6 is too expensive for meRope moment
>>34170312>6 is too expensive for meYou should probably have stated your poorfag status in your original post. But here you were talking about glycerine and fancy barrier repair products. The only thing you can do is rub dirt in it and hope for the best.
>>34170404I'll rub dirt if actually that was vitalBut i can't even shave my beard :( which is why i'm so reluctant on finding a good cosmetic garbage but none works
>>34168780Try xylitol rinse. Obviously, switch to stuff that hopefully won't aggravate the skin. Vaseline, aquaphor, gentle cleanser for sensitive skin. Those minimalist fungal acne-safe skincares. Dandruff shampoo may or may not make things worse. Avoid sun. Good luck.
>>34168780This look straight up like rosacea.>Fuck the dermatologist, the cream is too expensiveI beleive a dermatologist would know what he’s talking about. Dosen’t your public health inssurance pay part of the medication, where you live or are you not a citizen?
These are going to be very vague, general questions that probably requires two threads each but I don't want to clog the catalog unnecessarily so I'll ask it here:1. Where is the best place to meet eco-conscious, liberal women that isn't university? I've decided what I want for myself and my own life and a partner of the former sort is what suits me best. I'm not a cuck, but I don't want to have a wedding, mortgage, fancy career etc. I'd like to buy a little home with a garden somewhere and live off of that.2. Counting my chickens before they hatch, when meeting someone that isn't directly in a romantic manner, what is the best way to present myself and 'charm' them? I'm an okay conversationalist. Just a nearly 30 year old incel.
>>34167962Political/social demonstrations"Green" eventsLibraries, museums, arts events, etc - It is not 100% but there is a strong correlation between the "arty" types and the women you're looking forJust talk about the event, issue or whatever that you're attending. Show that you share interests and values
>>34167962>what is the best way to present myself and 'charm' them?Don't. Seriously, don't "approach" women, don't "charm" them, just actually strike up a conversation like one normal human being talking to another normal human being.
>>34168320I don't really want to go to a political demonstration lol, but thanks.>>34168447I've been doing this for years, I just have no rizz.
Thank you /adv/.
>>34167962university
As a 34 year old autistic neet , what jobs can I even get? I can’t drive
>>34167362>but I'm switching to medicine at the end of the year so I'm gonna be a doctor eventuallybased, good luck
i like real a$$ niggagood to know this board isn't completely bound for hell
>>34171524*Blushes* thx I like you too my nigre
>>34171519the system is shit, I agree but the jobseeker and austudy payments aren't livable and if you get a job it fucks them up. only DSP is somewhat livable
>>34171511Wtf zach is kinda based
I'm 25. I know a woman who likes me very much.>older than me and experienced>objectively gorgeous>intelligent and smart>after every meeting I dream of her for days>full of joy and power that I honestly admire>we fullfill each other - I am very cautious and she is more carefree, spontaneous, borderline manic pixie dream girl at times>has her own home and makes me coffee and food when I pass by>stable income, don't seeking money>attracted to me, we can talk for hours and hours>she has a son but he is cool and I love kidsHowever, the baby daddy is a sore thumb in this, immature pos. Did 180* after birth and now poisons her life on daily basis. She does all the work and he takes kid for one day a week. Saw this first hand a few times, it's not a manipulation/made up story. Dudes complaining about everything, calls with smallest problem, basically a deadbeat douche but not bad enough to take the kid away from him 100%. She moved on and he stays in his world of endless problems and new punk loser gf. Got me questioning what she saw in him ngl. He will be there basically forever and God knows what his ideas will be.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34167267fuck no.
>>34167267Why not? Go for it man
tattoos?
Made some very lewd Anime females with AI and I want to dress them up. Is there an AI that will allow me to dress them up?Also looking for a free upscaler.
More AI slop garbage
>>34171061I think Grok will do this. Upload a picture and ask for them to be dressed a certain way
