Gonna make this real easy and simple for you, Chuds. Women LOVE guys that make them laugh. Learn to develop a REALLY GOOD sense of humor, and I don't mean over the top jestermaxxing shit that makes you look childish and adhd. But, just constantly think of funny things to say that make you laugh. Think of things in your life that have made you laugh the most and try to encapsulate that. Any situation that you're in whether you're driving, messaging someone, jerking off, etc. Try to make at least 3 unique funny observations. They don't have to be comedic genius but strive to get a bit funnier each time. What you're doing here is developing a Creative form of Abstract Thinking that most normies do not have. You'll become more intelligent and philosophical. You'll also become that guy who nevers runs out of things to say with girls. You need to be making a continuous effort to improve your humor. You want the michael jordan of making girls laugh, whether in person or on text.Subsequently, As a result you start developing a chilled out non-tryhard confidence that will that girls will become drawn too. Your confidence combined with your humor will create an objective charmingness to your personality.
>>32428788NTA, but > tell me how often you see a woman marry a facially ugly, broke, physically weak & socially insular male. no, no, anons... take your time. list them all out.Me. My wife is beautiful, everyone wonders how tf I got her. The answer? She loves my guitar playing, my singing (I'm not even good, she just likes that I sing with her), and my insights.
>>32433178>guitar>wife. marriage ceremony. ring.so not broke not even close count your blessings if you were broke like me you wouldnt have even met her cuz you cant afford to go out and do anything>guitar + singso confident, and probably good but humble
>>32427015>Think of things in your life that have made you laugh the most and try to encapsulate that.Hey Becky check out this HILARIOUS liveleak video!!
>>32427030I used to do stand-up comedy. Did open mic and had my own bringers for 5 years. That sort of performative extroversion and wit that makes you a great comedian is 100% an inborn trait. You can claim other people haven't tried, and while that may be true, I invite you to try and instruct someone who is an awkward mess to tell jokes, I promise you'll walk back your comment harder than you've ever walked back any comment in your life and feel like a moron.
>>32433215Adam Friedland disproves your entire post
I'm suffering from severe avolition, i have zero passion or motivation for anything in life. I wish I had some kind of skill, especially a skill that I can make a career out of, but nothing seems fun or interesting, and I have no innate talents either. I'm also quite dumb. I've been working the same part time minimum wage job for the past 5 years. I'm growing to despise it but I'm stuck. I've been stagnate this entire time while everyone else is starting careers, getting married, etc. What can I do? is it too late?
I will suck the dick of anyone that can tell me how I can make money on the internet without using the words "get a job"
>>32433518This is the purpose of accepting crypto (I wasn't specific enough to say don't use some public shit like bitcoin but idc it was a joke anyway) DON'T DO IT THO I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY PLEASE GLOWIE WATCHING THE BOARD I'M FUCKING KIDDING PLEASEI didn't kms btw
>>32433547lol kek
>>32429928pretend to be a girl online and scam porn addicts on twitter or reddit
>>32429928Scammingor making AI onlyfans ig. Might be saturated now
>>32429928Commit cyber crime
I recently started seeing this girl who is absolutely enamored with me. We kiss and touch each other like she's never been with a man for years.ive been holding off on sex because ive had bad experiences with it in the past, and what usually happens is that i start going soft right before or during the intercourse and ultimately cant cum from it.. I feel like im watching it in 3rd person and i start feeling shame like its wrong to enjoy it. I guess its because growing up sex was never talked about in our family so I didnt see it until i came across porn and now my brain links the "bad" of porn to sex, even though I want to have kids someday and I want to enjoy it instead of just always getting her off
>>32417206>enamored with me>calls me gay, when I ask for support
>>32432091She was just busting his balls a little bit
>>32417206>are you not attracted to me?>are you sure youre not gay?Ah yes, I've forgotten this memory. Delicious.When you find the answer let me know, it's been over 10 years since I've touched a woman.
>>32433695What happened anon?
>>32417177You get more comfortable by doing it in many cases.Its like driving - a lot of the first times you do it its quite overwhelming, especially if you have no clue what you are doing.
I'm scared anons, what do I do?>I'm 29, and I'm still single without a family>The only family I have here is my aging mother, and one cousin. The rest are all in Europe and I don't have the strongest connections with them. I thankfully have a few really good lifelong friends still. I'm legit terrified I'm going to alone forever. Like I'm going to be an old man on my own by the age of 45. The only thing going for me is that I finished school and I have a pretty decent job. I focus on that and fitness, but I'm terrified I'm going to be alone forever
>>32432534a really old copypaste, good lord I'm retarded
>>32431749Get cracking. Rob a cradle. Idk what type of goofball you are but if you have money for pizza, movies, and gasoline, you can do it. That is if family is important. It is not so much, really. Your children could be disappointments. Any, train a young one.
>>32431810dear LORD, no... NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32431749I'm a little older than you, and ended a relationship about a year ago. While it's not what I dreamed of, I think my life as a lonely old man is still better than most other people's lives, and because I tend to invest in my future things are generally getting better all the time.
>>32431749Won't be the first or the last. Find something fun to do.
I am having issues with porn addiction.I am not talking about regular porn. I was addicted to that too especially whenever I think of an X and get horny I just pop in and pop one out and I'm good for a few hours.I got a quest 3 vr headset and I had no ideea the vr porn tech is so good. It's as good visually as having a big titty girl ride you.Except you can have orgies with literally 12 girls in some videos. Milfs, asians, 1st person, 3rd person. There's one JAV video where you go with your wife to some couple's therapy and you see your wife get gangbanged behind some glass while two hot asian "doctors" gangbang you.I am like one step removed from givin in my last ounce of control and buying some kinda fleshlight that moves in synch with the script from the video.I literally feel like this is better than sex with the whores I get to fuck in real life anyway, the convenience, the hot women of all shapes and sizes, the orgies... it's like heaven.It's almost TOO intense if you can believe that, it literally makes me quit real life relationships entirely because I always have hundreds of vr porn videos. Yes I bought a fucking porn subscription for this shit after a lifetime of not spending a cent for porn.WTF do I even do, I feel like this should be unhealthy but I am the most happy I have been in a long time and real life relationships made me feel miserable. Do I just let go and live like this until I die?
>>32431894well it's a video player app called deovr, that actually includes a browser on topand in the app browser you go to sexlikereal website, I'm pretty sure all of the initial app is a front for the porn site since they work so wellThere's probably other ways and other sites but that's what I used after trying downloading a few movies, it has to be shit fimed specifically for VR in "8k" or else it looks like dogshit or a 3D movieI think it lets you preview stuff for a few seconds so you can try it if you have the proper headset
>>32428556>orgasm with just your imagination.That's the end goal, yeah, but you gotta detox from all the stimulation first. Of course, the way you put it is very possible, like how many people have quit smoking without all the available tools these days
>>32427955Bro, it's just pixels, there's nothing real about it. Ever heard of "allegory of the cave"? cause brother, you're the mf living in the cave believing the shadows are reality. Throw the vr shit away. You'll be horny and lonely without it? Good, weak ass bitch. Fucking suffer. It's what makes life worth living.
>>32427955>a feederism fetish that you would be ostracized by friends ,family and society if you acted on it.
>>32428047Shut the fuck up redditor piece of dirty. This is /adv/ board. Don't feign being better than us when you are on 4chan, you piece of shit. If you don't want to help him, don't post.
I can clearly see how my hairline is receding, and I really don't want to be bald. I'm paranoid about it. I have one uncle who's totally bald, but his father (his brother) has a head full of hair, and none of my grandparents were bald but still.I can also see that my hair is starting to fall way easier. I don't know, however, if it is because of the stress or because I'm losing hair.
>>32433084Chlorine dioxide (preferably CDS). People say it has no negative side effects. Makes the devil seethe because they get nothing in return.
>>32433084apply for irish citizenship(it's normal balding age there)
>be me, fat>doctor tells me to exercise>start taking a five-mile walk on weekends>feet always hurt for a week or two afterwardIs this normal? I really don't want to switch from walking (enjoyable) to bicycling (not enjoyable). But I also don't want to permanently damage my feet.
>>32431950Your feet will just quit giving a fuck after a while. Find shoes you like. For me, I like combat boots.
>>32431950Swim. And also wear max cushioned walking or running shoes
>>32431950I would cut that 5 mile walk twice a week and take a 1 mile walk everyday or at least 5 times a day.
>>32433031>5 times a dayI mean a week kek
>>32431950>>feet always hurt for a week or two afterwardYea that happens when you are fat. Just keep walking and eat less your feet will get stronger and you will lose weight.
What are some ways I can have some abusive relationships in my life? I've realized that the best relationships I have are where I have power over another. I want to do this more. Preferably with as little risk to me as possible. I've thought about things like drug dealing or findom, but I want more options.
>>32432331another one I just thought of was becoming a teacher in some capacity. actually pretty much any pedo activity would probably scratch your itch in terms of power dynamics. but idk if that's your bag.
>>32432376Yeah, kissing was really intimate. I liked doing that. I might try this.>>32432387I can't do things like social worker or teacher because that's just too much work. I think having some fun in a poor country some time might be better. Also, homeless girls, especially young ones, are just rare. It's easy to find a place to stay if you're young and pretty.
>>32432189Have you considered therapy?
>>32432434sounds like you have two great options then. good luck anon!
>>32432445nta but can you fucking read the thread before posting?
i really want free money without working and stuffi'm really good at math, i'm the top of my class without even studying, i understand math fairly fast, still in my first year tho, i'm ahead of my class and started studying more advanced calc 2 and 3, and i will soon get into cryptography, and maybe stasticsand linear algebra how do i use this? i'm too retarded and unexperienced to knowi need a career advice basicallyi'm 18how do i start working?
>>32433403Poker uses a lot of odds and roughly calculating that stuff in your head.
>>32433403Math is a form of problem solving, can be used for a lot of non-math work. Also, tutoring is a neat side job as a stdent
>>32433403>how do i use my math skills to earn money? >without working and stuffdo others' homework for moneybut that's rather a waste of time, compared to the alternative of starting from the right foot for a good careermathfagging basically unlocks you 3 good pathsdata science (pythonfagging, mathlabfagging)financeor both do your little-then-big research/industry-relevant projects around this to fatten up your CV for future, seek internships
>>32433432i seecan i get money by turning into a femboy and crossdressing? without nudes or sex
>>32433681only if I'm your sugar daddy you'll be living with IRL, but I live in a hellhole where people don't know English so abandon all the sinful degenerate gay thoughts and get your career path solved early
Should I ask my wife if she wants to have sex with other men? I have like 15-20 bodies but she was a virgin when we met. Feels like I should ask in case she goes through life frustrated or with unchecked dicklust wondering what if but not sure how to not come across as sus.
Yeah you should totally do that.
>>32429351Anon, you didn't marry a man. Sex isn't a competition for women despite what 4chan says, or if it is, they take pride in how low their body counts, if anything the fact that your account is relatively high is a small ego boost for her since she must have something they don't.One dick is more then enough.
>>32429351I also choose this guy's virgin wife
>>32429351discontinue the porn and lithium
Anons, what causes this? Wanting another man to touch your wife? I do not understand how someone thinks like this.
Which of these would you worship.Tried to include a variety of bods in the collage that the general populous would consider "attractive".
>>32432181Everyone knows most incels are closeted homos.
>>32432367"Girls like hot ripped guys" isn't exactly esoteric knowledge.
Not taking lifting and diet seriously in my teens and 20s was a huge mistake. Now in my 30s I don't know if I can get there. I probably have shit genetics anyways
>>32432712picrel did it in about 6 months at the age of 42 and made a documentary about it. bad "genetics," but lots of work. if you're trying to sculpt yourself it's gonna have some pain. good luck anon
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What are my options?some guy touched my girl inappropriately and i never saw her this sad and hurt.he's in a rs but doesnt care ig and knew my gf was in a rs too but he doesnt know who i am personally. she kept saying no and to keep away from her but he kept trying to touch her chest.im never letting this shit go without doing something.we dont live in a developed country so cops aint shit and i can definitly get away with beating tf outta him to a degree.how do i do it? i have decent above avg strength from bodybuilding but ik that aint shit in fighting but ill have the element of surprise/some friends.what are my options to get some sorta revenge on this retard? my gf is scared, doesnt wanna be involved and isnt willing to speak up publicly, she just want to focus on uni in peace.how do i fucking do this? are there more satisfying less troubling ways than beating him the fuck up?
>>32433364egypt?
>>32433100tf is a rs?
>>32433316>>32433235youre using buddha as a crutch because youre too weak to do anything, buddhism is fucking gay go and buy a crowbar, track his movements (maybe he has practice later on in the day) then beat him you pussy idgaf if youre ''lowkey a chill guy''. if you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. Thats your girl god damn it.
>>32433537just go to prison over a piece of shit and ruin your and your gfs lives even more bro
>>32433615>live in some third world shithole>scared he will get caught despite the fact that he states the police are inactive pussy, your gf probably saying that cus she liked it, some nigga touched your gf and youre doing nothing about it, hell he might just do it again why not, aint like you're gonna stop him.
How hard is it to move out of my parents' place and become self-sustaining as a 20 year old male with no real life experience? I have a wagecuck job but that's about it. What do I need to know when working towards finding a place to stay?
>>32432538look at places nearby and before you move out save up for at least 3 months of rent beforehand. the real key is just saving up your money. dont drain it all on stupid shit dont buy anything you dont really need. save. before moving out take note of the things you may need too. stay a couple days in a hotel to see what living without your parents is like.
>>32433564What's a safe amount to have saved up beforehand?
>>32433586the equivalent of 3 months of rent of whatever place you are looking at. if rent for each month is $100 bucks (kek), then $300 is a safe amount to have saved beforehand.
>>32433604you should probably consider electrical and water bills too.
>>324336783 months of rent + 250% of monthly estimation of bills
Be me, 19y, fat fuck anon>always felt "funny" when imagining being mistreated by an authority>recently discovered about humiliation porn>it gets me so fucking turned on i basically get addicted to it>never told anyone about it>a couple weeks ago a friend told me to do a BDSM test online, like some crappy quiz to know what kind of shitty kink you're into>do it because why not>after around 10 minutes or so of weird questions, i get my result>mfw i checked almost 100% for masochist>tfw i always were a masochist since childhoodgod, if anyone finds out my social life will be completely ruined
>>32433608A lot of great people have weird fetishes
You're 19 and growing up dude. Welcome to learning about adulthood.
>>32433608man, who fucking cares? if a relatively vanilla kink is your biggest worry in life you're fucking fine.
i feel ashamed, but not only because of this kink, but more because of what it brought. it snowballed, and in the end, i ended up reading some NTR hentai, and god forgive me but, i actually enjoyed it.i often fantasize about being the guy being cucked and humiliated by his own GF while she's being railed by a stronger dude...
>>32433638stop indulging in the fetish and exposing yourself to worse shit. it's like a drug, once the kick gets weak you move to a higher dosage till you OD.
