>be me> 28, gov office job, nothing special, 9 to 5, >at least get to travel around Europe once every 2-3 months> relationships have been unsatisfying lately> beginning of this summer get super bored (and a bit horny)>brainwave.exe>out of sheer boredom post a message on a website for roommates>offer free rent for a woman in tough place>emphasize you don't want sex>proceed to forget completely about the ad (don't believe women actually agree to that)>2 - 3 weeks later get a message>"hey about this ad. what's your idea?">holyshit.exe>play it cool, say you just want a woman roommate that can take care for the apartment a little bit while I'm at work>she (34) has a girl (4), tough breakup with the dad, been alone since she gave birth >decide to help them out >next day they come>kid hugs me immediately>heatwarmed.exe>the mother looks nice, my type>still playing it cool, not pushing for anything, let her relax>month passes, we grow close, kid adores me, the mother and I even start having occasional sex,>six moths pass, we have tough times, we fight, we make up, we fight, we make up...>eventually decide to grow the f up and cut the bs>tell her you love her and want to commit to her fully>she tells me she has been into me since she saw me, loves me as well and wants my babies (yes, more than one)>bestsexinmylife.jpeg>get her pregnant with twins even though she smokes and drinks>claims she will stop>yeah right...We love each other a lot and we will both literally kill and go to jail for our babies even if we end up breaking up but every time I bring up the cigarettes and alcohol she says she will stop them and gets irritated. I've given up on that front and just hope her mother instincts kick in make her stop. If something happens to my kids inside her because of that I won't forgive myself for not trying hard enough. I am a blind fool, I know.
this is your life now OP, I hope you are proud of yourself
HahahahahahahaahahahahahHhHhahahahH just in case it’s not a larp, aaaaahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahaa
you didn't give her a black eye the first time you caught her drinking while pregnant?bait and/or too retarded to breed
>>32625367>I got a 34 year old pregnant after living with her for under 6 monthsBrother what the fuck are you DOING????????
I don't have any advice I just came to laugh at op and say I shared this story to my discords.
>>32625367Sodomize her anus.
>>32625367Don't give her money for cigars and or drinking.
>>32625367So she already is pregnant and still drinking and smoking? Then why would mother instincts suddenly kick in before she gives birth? (I don't know shit about it)
>>32625367You specifically sought out a woman that would do this type of thing
>>32625367congratulations OP, you dun goofed
>>32625367Just so you know the damage of drinking while pregnant isn't a percentage chance, it's guaranteed and it only takes a single drink during the critical developmental period of the brain to permanently retard it's growth.I'll say it again just for emphasis, if your woman drinks during pregnancy, it is guaranteed to cause damage. One drink during the critical developmental period of the baby's brain is guaranteed to retard it's growth.Take her alcohol away and get that bitch in line
>>32625835I've seen this webm before but I never realised, what is this supposed to be? It looks like some fucking Postal 2 knock-off.