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Is now a good time to buy or will it dip more? I just got paid a couple days ago
yes
yeah this is a shakeout for the new retail coming in last week after the pump, bitcoin is going to 100,000 in a few weeks due to halving
Coin made by jeets and propped up by shill bots. Will rug soon. You have been warned.
>>58062456Just bought more
>>58062456WEAK FUDSTAY POOR
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>>58062416
if I dont get a comfy job soon im gonna have to do real work instead
>>58062425You have no idea how bad IBM cloud (you may have known it as bluemix) really isThere's a book they tell you to read when you start at IBM (making the elephant dance) that starts with an anecdote of a seller threatening to never let AMEX buy another IBM product again because he saw he saw a product from another company there. A lot of the sellers think they need to be mean rather than helpful-- and a lot or the people at IBM have no idea what their job is.
If I put all my money into SCHD I would get $1000 monthly.Chat is this enough to live in Thailand banging trannies?
>>58062461Yes
So memecoins are the main narrative for this bull run? That's not exactly good for crypto as a whole, is it?
>>58060580Huh?
>>58060673hmm?
stop posting these dumb threads, this jeet coin will just rug like the rest of themGET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD YOU JEET RETARDS REEEEEEEE
>>58060517who gives a fuck
>>58060628agree. this is BTC halving priced in.not a true bull run.however, that don't mean we cant make some monies on memecoins.https:// moonshot.meme
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Larry Cheng here.Are you ready for the earnings? You can’t even imagine the surprise we got for you, it will be crazy. Plus FULL YEAR OF PROFITABILITYYou deserve it for being the best shareholders, ya’ll waited long enoughMarch 26th will be insane
holy fucking shit my filters failed and there is still a fuckin gamestop general LMAOI'll tell you the same thing I said in the last thread over 2 years ago before I filtered you:KILL YOURSELVES BAGGIES
>>58062369
>>58062173Kampai~
>>58062451When I look at this I just know I'm about to be filthy rich
What do?
>>58061218sell everything and buy skins for blocklords, leave the crypto and join my clan, I'll pay you if necessary.
>>58061218He sold?DAWFVC7nbZLe8zubxfUtDsu56tdb75tet5K59EET42he
>>58061218SOL is a legit scam
Neither, but at least AVAX is going to 2x from here in 2024.
>>58061218Neither. You'll be holding bags when this next first sell off happens.
>Cryptards: "FIGHT THE SYSTEM">Also cryptards when the most evil man in the world endorses bitcoin: "FUCK YEAH, PRAISE THE SYSTEM:
>>58053980> wtf isn't everybody using coinbase and. crypto.com as their bitcoin wallet> ...guys?There's a reason most of us didn't lose money in mt gox. Self custody is an integral part of cryptocurrency. If your wallet doesn't integrate the protocol correctly, that's on you. The bitcoin, now called core, wallet has worked fine since day one. The only priority system built into the network is the option for miners to include only transactions with fees above their preferred threshold. Everything else is optional. Exchanges can manage their money however they like. If you send money to an exchange it's their money. If i give my money to jamal at the park, it doesn't matter what he says he'll do he can do whatever he wants. Not your keys not your coin. If you have the keys and your wallet is prioritizing transactions i suggest you start by creating a wallet on an airgapped system and transferring everything there immediately
>>58053840Crypto people are degenerate gamblers that mask their speculations behind a veil of "le currency".
>>58053942This.It’s basically that these WEF central bank types are in check. It’s a good investment to buy BTC as a store of wealth. And there’s no way they can control it unless they own it. There forced into a position. Can’t beat the crypto so there joining the game with us.
>>58053840OP we’ve been fighting and losing for the last 20 years straight. We’re literally at the point where we just want to make enough to escape the system. If the fucks we’ve been fighting want to buy our bags to increase the coming cyberpunk dystopia most of us don’t give a shit if we can afford a comfy cabin innawoods.
So we have an invite for a telegram alpha channel on crypto here yeah?
Is double jaw surgery a good financial investment? Assuming you have a receding chin and are past the age where mewing makes a difference
>>58055083https://dexscreener.com/solana/jaj94ye1awstrkmv1pymkrgfqsrtpnzcgf8pydrwdchq
>>58055083Imagine caring about external appearances, what are you a woman? Fuck all people who spend like 30 minutes in front of a mirror dressing like fags to please otherst. hobo who walks naked everywhere
>>58055083Everyone in your family will notice and they'll all laugh at you for being a chincel in denial lmao
>>58055083Why not just spend $50 jawzersize
Absolutely fucking not worth it. Spend that money becoming healthier, smarter, more well read. Heck, waste it on hookers, “muh solo travel” or a “life coach”. Whatever you do to become an interesting, more confident person will be 1000% more worth it for your dating life.
LONG ALTS NOW. EPIC BREAKOUTS INCOMING
>>58057512On the block chain?
satoshisync is not out yet... that's the only project i believe in AND can get into early, literally wanna get in day 1... can this breakout you are predicting wait for another month, pretty pwease?
>>58057377worst advice ever literally started dumping after your post
>>58057377It won't pump until I sell. Sorry.
>>58057446Both the rsis are at their lowest since 38k but they're both curving back down. I'd say red month ahead.
I KNOW ITS OVERAND IT NEVER REALLY BEGANBUT IN MY HEART IT WAS SO REAL
It’s #SonicSeason on Fantom
>>58060584Aw yeah
>dumps after you made the postawesome
Doge is $20B+ market cap and FTM barely 2.5b. I am very disappointed with the inability to get past $1. What is everyone's EOY price prediction?
I see all of this bearish sentiment on the board and I assume most of it must be ironic. Otherwise, is this your first cycle? BTC always retraces before the real halving pump. And no, it’s not going to $20k, $40k, or even $50k for that matter. Furthermore, $100k is programmed into this cycle, and $175k is more likely than not to occur. You all need to shut the fuck up and quit being dramatic. It’s becoming more obvious that I am on a board of either jeets or inexperienced poorfags, or at least that’s how you’re all acting. Stop.
>>58062354Stop.
op change your file name to 1361617299916just trust mealso tldr
>>58062065cope
>>58062368Plead. Beg Bobo to stop. On your knees slurping his dip.
>>58062065based op
BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED
>>58062193you should sell, satoshisync memecoins are associated to BTCFi
>>58062193Thanks for playing, good luck next time
>>58062193x300? keep dreaming anon
>>58062193gambling in its purest state, I love it.
>>58061875only ppl getting fucked here is all the ppl who cant hodl or bought btc after 50k, the rest is easy reaping profits and just nurture from the wait, meanwhile I'm trolling with $super and its quick profits week to week, just a 2x last week alone. so geting fucked? yeah right.
>>58056941>>58056941you should find a way to make it so the house appears haunted by ur ancestors so it scares them so bad they spend all their money on chinese chink charms and trinkets to try and scare them away.
>>58062064>create more slaves for globohomoNah I think I'll just be a terrorist in a few years.
>at what age did your sister say you deserve to get raped to death if you don't buy a house? >27 for me
>>58056666
>>58056139thinking the same
So many people are going to fuck themselves over by selling at $17/Link.
>>58062313all the while the CEO gets blowjobs from 10/10 blonde hookers every weekend
7 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYEARS
Already sold.Buy orders set at $9.50.
Kekfuddies
>>58062287OR so many people are going to FREE themselves from the CHAINS of chainlink
FUCK YOU BIZ YOU TOLD ME THE BULLRUN HAD JUST BEGUN AND I FUCKING LONGED AT 73K AND NOW I JUST LOST EVERYTHINGFUCK YOU BIZ FUCK CRYPTO FUCK SCAM
>>58062358Never bet it all retard. I lost a couple grand last cycle and now I don't touch leverage. But I still had most of my stack in cold storage. Start over and see you next cycle.
>>58062358bulltrap sprung
>>58062358How many times do we tell you not to use leverage? Your fault retard. They have charts that show where your longs and shorts are you fucking dumbass. Thanks for playing.
>>58062358no refunds, thanks for playing
>he fell in the biz trap KEK Just do btcfi bro, don't mind this horde of wild apes. $ssnc is the token dyor
>chainlink advocates swarming /biz/ after sentiment went to complete shit here and on twitter>they're writing incel manifestos begging the baggie cultists not to sell and promising that CCIP (the latest dangling carrot dreamed up by Sirgay to stop the baggies from selling) will surely pump the price this time in only 2 more weeks>respond with a 'kek baggies'>the chain-shit advocate continues to sweat out massive paragraphs about why chainlink not pumping is a good thing but that it will change in only 2 more weekskek baggies
>>58056688What is this based lpl kiddo shit?!
>>58055634cumstink copied coreto
What separates real traders from the masses is real traders know when to cut their losses and/or take profits. There's far too many options than hodling for real traders. Hope is a word that doesn't exist in the real trader's vocabulary.
>>58057395>>58057555These niggas really think were goin past 20. Wild.
>>58058077>i have no proof it was API errorSorry bud, there were big times whales longing on an obscure exchange to got liquidated and then that got hidden.
/apu/ day-8 website DDOS attack: surviveddip status: slurpedfud status: obliterated comfy status: maximumprevious:>>58057947
>>58062350OFFICIALLY LISTED ON CMC
>>58062333Sers we have been found out
>>58062333Falseflagging from sidelined seethers I'm guessingGo and have a look at that thread yourself.>>58059442Though I'm guessing since you took that screencap, (You) might have something to do with it.
>>58062350the real cmc sir, this is coin dollar general.
>>58062333checkedarjun's bot make a big mistake