WAGMI
>>62658501That's not mace but lube
>>62658530What... what's the bear gonna do to her all lubed up?
>>62658534Slide up her pussy and eat her from the inside out
>>62658534Give her BBCBig Bear Cubs
Business Idea: A site like 4chan but people actually post.Think this could work?
>>62657634Use case for amusement?
>>62656930NoYou can either be like 4chan OR you can get people to post. You cannot have both. Same thing with advertising. The one directly causes the other. The only way to change that would be to fundamentally change the site
>>62656938dont go to gif youll definitely see a penis
>>62657886I see a penis every time I look in the mirror
>>62658598Close your mouth then
The years I spent as a full-time 9-5 wageslave were utterly wasted
>>62657588life itself is a wasteit wouldnt make any difference what i doi'm still going to die miserable and deeply unsatisfied
>>62657756>The pay isn't worth the time you lose no matter the salarysure it is, that's why most people work
>>62657588Yeah. What could you do? Probably nothing changed
Oh okay yeah sure I guess you would have had a better life being homeless. Fuck off you dumb cunt
>>62657910We are bioengineered monkeys created by aliens to serve as labor slaves and we've been abandoned. Like camels in Australia they didn't have the heart to put us down or fucked up (mass extinction event where we dropped down to very few humans is acknowledged fact). Now you know. Feel better? God is an alien and you are his slave. Some of them loved your ancestors like a pet, others hated and abused us and they flushed us down the toilet yet we survived in the sewer and have been forgotten about.
What's stopping you from becoming a financial supervillain?Superheros are only more powerful than supervillains when teaming up with other superheros. As things degenerate more and more, the pragmatic decision is to become a villain, since heros aren't willing to work together, or are spread too thin to cooperate.
>>62658563i need my shitcoins to moon first
I am retarded and can't papertrade because thinkorswim is fucking bugged to shit and need to understand why something wouldn't work. I LITERALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT DOESN'T WORK.
>>62657688You fucking morons STILL think its somethiny YOU CAN JUST ''''''LEARN''''' apparentlyFUCKING IDIOTS!!!!! Just LEARN it XDD from a fuxking YT clout grifterHoly fuxking shit guysYeah im just LEARNING dude. Ohh i just LEARNED options dude. What? HFT quantniggers slaughter your ass in PICOSECONDS and here you are thinking youre LEARNING HOW TO TRADE OPTIONSExcuse me while I LAUGH
Brooo I just LEARNED options! Wow! Thats all i had to do. Free money. Just LEARN it bro! It's like baking a cake! Or riding a bike. Just learn it dude! Amazing! Hey I LEARNED options guys soooo ummmm well I just make $2M every day I just learned thst shit.What? What do you mean they use ASICS and huh? What? The trading algos are so fast that its not even running on OS but at the chip level?? No way dude I LEARNED options man I LEARNED that shit. Huh what do you mean? Distance to the exchange datacenter? Dude my intrrnet is like 34ms latency bro Im LEARNING optionsThis fucking shit is exactly why pigs will be slaughteredBtw 0dte options are more volume than regular buyingBut hey just predict the next nanosecond bro yoire all good its just learning options. Totally not a random walk, totally not controlled by Jane Street and Citadel. Oh did you know your orders dont even reach an exchange goy? And that like 40% or 50% of the whole shebang is dark pools?Nahhh just ignore all that and join a YOUTUBER who TEACHES (xD) options!!! Brooo Learn Options bro. bro!!!!!!! Fr fr
Hey dont foeget to place your stop loss 0.5% under the >SUPPORT (xD)!!!Surely nobody will put their stops there. Surely they wont stophunt retail . Bro Just Use Stoploss so you can perform market sells/buys at the most illiquid points after the orserbook is completely cleared. So dont forget your stoploss.And make sure it's 0DTE.Anyrhing longer than 1 day is for total losers.
>>62657503Elaborate.
>>62657708I sell you the options you lose on bucko
How do I 10x 120,000 USD?
>>62657300Bitcoin and Monero
I should not have neeted in 2022 and 2023.
>>62658044I don't want to invest in trafficking drugs and people.
>>62657300Throw it into ICP. You might lose it but its about the message.
>>62657300I would do a 50/50 portfolio of $crypto and $cashcat, wait a few months and see what happens.
Ok where are we now?
>>62657990>disbelief
>>62658072If bond yields rise again it will be a blood bath, they aren't falling for a particularly compelling reason. The only reason I haven't sold everything is the government is going to be forced to do QE because any sort of prolonged crash means the government can no longer afford it's current brokie status, they'd miss interest or entitlement payments.
This rally will fail like all the others/this is a sucker's rally
we're between belief and thrill, you guys should really zoom out from SPY and try looking at the week or even daily chart instead of doomposting
>>62658034Unironnicly a good time too buy there's not .uch further down in can go but it will hurt so hold or set some ladder buys/sells. Idk if they were trying to cause pain on moon boys but it actually looks close enough to the bottom that it's a rare win.
I can't tell you anything about them, but if you know, you know.
Not Gdp or Dow joneshttps://wtfhappenedin1971.com/
>>62658445due to inflation the workers themselves caused by taking all those government jobs.and hey, what about all those federally funded college degrees? i thought education would make everybody richer so we should pay taxes for it?
>Gotta discredit any economic reporting that could possibly discredit the regime. This isn't a financial board, this is a shill board.
>>62658453Suck a turd out of a dog's anus.
>>62658458>>62658473Spotted the Communists
>>62658366Post war American prosperity was never going to continue forever. All the other first world countries were rebuilding and our production was never going to be that unchallenged again
>>62656643sure thing buddy lol
>>62656486>its too expensive
>>62656486>nocoinerpeople still say that like it's a flex? regular folks don't care about crypto, they're never buying your bags ever again.
>>62658328this lol
>>62658328>>62658396nice. we got some premium nocoiner cope delivered straight to the thread
Bobo blown the FUCK out
>>62657312TA doesn't work. Get over it.
>>62657427So him knocking out one dude wearing solid gold boxing gloves, then taking out an ad in the paper about it. Meanwhile saylor is next to him with a BTC chaingun mowing down motherfuckers.
>>62658029He did nothing wrong. I felt bad for him in the end. Fuck slippin Jimmy.
>>62657227>NOOOOO THE PRICE NEEDS TO KEEP DUMPING FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF MONTHS UNTIL IT SLOWLY RISES BECAUSE... BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO, OK????
>>62658062the bears are stuntmen
Post your btc seed phrases here, and let's see who has the best one.>end hockey silly fringe bulk cube celery feel tail era obey faculty
>>62658392>penis penis penis penis butt sex marijuana penis penis penis penis penis
Brumal, Crepuscular, Fuliginous, Ignoscible, Ingravescent, Inundative, Lentitudinous, Mellifluous, Niveous, Sempiternal, Tenebrous, Vesperal.
If you had $60k in cash, what would you do with it right now? Buy BTC?
>>62653199You could buy a decently sized stack of Chainlink with that
>>62653199All in on SPXL + TQQQ + MUU if I'm feeling degenerate.Otherwise VOO + QQQ + VYM + SCHD + XEI, balance depending on how bullish I am feeling.
>>62655671Exactly
>>62653199One pound of kanye's pubes
>>62653199Spread it on gold, silver, bitcoin, monero, zcash.Find a good deal on a house to put a down payment, get a loan on and rent it out for a lot more than the interest on the loan is.
Day 1800 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M
>>62655345I'm very excited for the really big round number
>>62655608Shut up.
>>62655608
>>62654395based
>>62654395Stop spamming the catalog you faggot.
160 range dumping
>>62655443No, this is a signal that the USD/JPY ratio is dropping
It's an easy money signal until they decide to rug you at 159 instead.
>>62655588The country have engineered this 3 fucking times, it can't be more obvious of a megaphone that "160 is a no go do what you will" signal?
https://youtu.be/KQ7rn3oi-PcBought a lil' Polkadot, bought a lil' VeChainBought a lil' SafeMoon, houses got safe room, party out in CancúnFuckin' with the Coinbase Pro, got ZcashFuckin' with the Robinhood out, got a free bagAnd I'm on the blockchain, burnin' on blockchain, damn, this shit some octane
>>62651122https://youtu.be/Lqi5hlJ9KiQ
>>62651122>>62656409Why don't more minorities invest?
>>62651122Should I get polka dot or avalanche?
rap music fell off
Okay maybe the Zogcash Mossad Trannies were onto something.What's the point in XMR having better tek if the big dogs with money literally cannot legally buy it with size? Better to just pump the privacy shitcoin with actual liquidity to unreal funny numbers.Fuck my nigger life
>>62657212Get ready for Thor by October. Being able to swap BTC for XMR will be a big boost. It's not as good as exchanges but whatever, Zion cash will get exposed
>>62657212I don't give a fuck besides it made me 300k. I'm here to make money not have Monero retards give me upvotes
>>62658088Didn’t they already with the tranny dev and infinite oops we just found this after years of it being coded in counterfeit bug
>>62658112Nice trade nigger...
>>62658119the fact that a catastrophic trust destroying scandal like that didn't shitcan the coin for good is just proof that nobody actually uses it for its supposed purpose
LMAO
>>62650133He called the great boomer rugpull years ago.
>>62651594assets go up in value, debt stays the sameit's like taking a 0% loan against the inflation
>>62651594do you think debt follows you into the afterlife?
>>62658246Yes.It goes to your family and if cosigned your friends.
>>62658246Your kids would have to pay for your student loan debt. It is inheritance.
i forcefully made my dad buy bitcoin at 63k as a boomer who firmly believes its a pyramid scheme
>>62658266I bought mine at 29k. Why didn't you tell him to buy then. My dad just buys silver kek
>>62658268Cause im retarded also im exaggerating a bit with the forcefully he was asking me about it lol
>>62658276Ah gotcha, glad he's not in the red