*bzzzzt* *chk* It’s over, over.
Are we in a recession?
>>61249626I have a stripper friendwe were just chillin at the club, no customersshe would take one look at guy walking in. "He's not buying any lap dances">pop in for a drink and leaveif that even
thanks for playian
Not going watch my bags decline 80% again. Goodbye biz, see you in a year.
>>61249195Thanks!
>>61249195>>61249238Buy high. Sell low.
russia will now moon it
>>61249238imagine thinking this will happen, kek. delusional retard
>>61249195you are smarter than me, im riding it to zero.>>61249418this
>We Are Still Early: Under 7% of the Global Population Owns Crypto
>7% of the global population plays the greater fool game
>>6124966083% of internet statistics are made up
>>61249660source?
>pour decades of money into your 401k>accrue capital that is gained over the long term>want to pull out at retirement age>its taxed as ordinary incomewhat kind of bergstein came up with this racket?
>>61249455I get plenty of time to touch grass since I work 100% remote. And since I'm highly compensated, I also understand how a 401k works and max it out. Have sex, incel :^)
>>61249494loli'm married you retarded coomeragain touch grass
>>612492881 of 2 cashed out for silver. My smallest and 2nd smallest 401ks. Waiting on the deposit to clear on number 2 as of today before I buy more silver.I have more 401ks I'm willing to gamble with though.
Isn't that the point of Roth 401k's? You get taxed now instead of later?Also employer matching a portion of contributions.
>>61249288>large investment firms that want to use as much of your money as possible for investments>no tax so there is more money to invest>a fee for leaving early to dissuade you from leaving and so make it more likely they will have more money to work withI've been thinking of cashing out lately though. Even with income tax + 10% early withdrawal penalty I could probably do better than the s&p 500. For what it's worth, you can "withdraw" early with no penalty if you do some select things like buy a house or experience a hardship
My portfolio has dumped to nothing. Are you happy now you faggot ass bears? Do you get your jollies watching an honest working man having his hard earned positions get repeatedly fucked in the ass you sickos? Well fine, enjoy it bitches, have your fun. I give up. You win Bobo.And yeah I’m brown, go ahead and laugh.Mumu rekt in anus.
>>61249593
>>61249599Sorry to dissapoint, I am no chad.
>>61249599checked and based
>>61249632There’s no need to pretend anymore, I renounce the name and my tripcode. My ass has been fully and thoroughly rekt. The bears have won. I look forward to meeting my new ursine masters.
>>61249680ok "RektInAnusPoster", whoever that is
Oh no BNBsisters, our coin is under $1K again. Emotionally speaking, how do we cope with this?
another scamBitcoin has been captured. They have infinite paper bitcoin liquidity to take the other side of any trade. They can make the price do whatever they want for as long as they want.The only remedy is cold storage but the minimum IQ for cold storage is 110. The average American is 95
>SCHD.>I invest for value>dividend yield
>>61249245ughhh fuckkkk my dick that chick on the left tho
>>61249245Asiatic russians?
>>61249444Could also be Kazakh. Though I've heard they are now shifting away from Cyrillic letters
>>61249245I started buying Swiss dividend stocks earlier this year, treating them as a kind of lower risk replacement for bonds (which are not investable for me due to unsustainable public debt levels).I also like taking contrarian positions, and since everybody on the net knows that dividends are fucking stupid and you should just buy the index which will keep outperforming forever you retard, it is a good fit from this point of view as well.
>>61249245I buy 1 share of schd every day. Quite literally the comfiest hold you can have.
It's so over
>>61248629As I said a professional ragebaiter.
>>61248188Yeah america is a european homeland the same way Zimbabwe was.You are native to the soil of america, nobody else is! You're Special!
>>61248188He's a decently tall asian man though. Whites will be like blacks compared to asians soon enough
>>61246892/biz/ anons are honorary jews
>>61246892They're pagans capable of absolute savagery when not under the boot of a huwhite empire. If America lets go for just a decade they'll be back to harakiring and kamikazing in no time because they're still savage pagans
Hey everyone — I’m looking at BYND and wondering if it has a shot at $10 before year-end.
This thread is making me bullish. I might get back in.
>>61246793No. Price pumped to $8 and subsequent jewelry stopped the rally dead in it's tracks.I'm looking for 1-800-Flowers to hit a certain price now.
>sell>climbs back up to $1.50fucking nigger meat piece of shit stock
>>61246793Sol has a shot at a $1000 if everyone stops using cex and turns to aster, houdini, raydium, pretty much any dex out there, they’ll lose their power and won’t be able to screw with markets no more
-75%?I have loss 100% in BBByq
https://shop.chain.link/shop/53216-74745-ergonomic-office-chairhttps://shop.chain.link/
>>61248704how do you live with yourself with that much loss?did you come from money to begin with? I'm a fucking day laborer trying to break free from wage slaving
>>61248608kek, they're milking the linkies every way they can.
>>61247173thanks for the nightmares anon
my guess is they made a bunch of these for some gaming event and now they're trying to get rid of them after some smelly losers already farted all over them>imagine the smell
imagine how fucking CHEAP this chair is for $37. it's gonna fall apart in 6 months, max.
Bros this is serious.I think Zcash just won. They got a spot listing on HyperLiquid so you buy it in size without going through a CEX.I thought it was just a pump and dump but they are doing billions in daily volume. Zcashers are even laughing about us and saying "zillions" and calling themselves "zetards"
>>61249492Not gonna buy and be exit liquidity for your kike coin that already did a 10x in a month, fuck off
>>61249492Are they on Houdini too?
>>61249515Isn't Houdini centralized? Bitfrost bridge (for Hyperliquid BZEC) and NEAR Intents (in Zashi app) are decentralized. All those OrangeFren swaps can just hold your money hostage for "verification reasons" if you try swapping large amounts.https://docs.houdiniswap.com/houdini-swap/faqs/what-kyc-and-aml-requirements-are-there
>>61249492I wasn't buying that fake privacy coin at 30 im definitely not buying it at 420. Either monero wins or all alts go to zero so it doesnt matter.
I’m not a fucking boy, I’m a man. I keep my money in CASH. Why do you bash people who keep their money in cash? Because I’m not aping my money into Incelcoins??
>>61248529damn it now I want some beer and peanuts it looks delicious
>>61248668Berkshire Hathaway which has 40% of its net worth in cash
>>61248575>Stocks go downYou've missed out on so much appreciation it's not even funny
>>61248867You mean the appreciation that my stocks made that I’ve held since 2023 before I sold them yesterday?
peanuts are loaded with bacteria and mold, it's called dirty protein for a reason. The bacteria and molds that grow in and on peanuts is related to colon cancers.
>>61248354link needs to be controlled
>>61247899JIGGABOO COONISH NIGGER PORCH MONKEY MOON CRICKET FUCKING MONDAY!!!!!!
>>61247965It didn't go that well for Jaguar
>>61248440>MOON CRICKETwhat the fuck lol
niggers
Bitcoin just broke a new record. Miners believe in the future of Bitcoin less now than they did in Jan 2010.
>>61248685now plot that graph in usd rather than btc
>>61248685More fud
>>61248685they have to sell to keep the lights on, it's not magic
>>61248685> Miners believe in the future of Bitcoin less now than they did in Jan 2010.This is wrong, this shows miners have to sell reserves to cover the lack of supply from the halving.
>>61248685Cuz they know it’s a playtoy for elites now. I’m over it, over cex, only using aster, houdini, meteora to trade alts, btc is done for
As of yesterday it has been more than 6 straight months since BTC was under $100k and it looks like it’s still not going to drop under it in the foreseeable future. Implications ?
>>61249385no- no- NOOO!
>>61249323>>61249415Mumus are so desperate they have to fake being a Bobo.This proves that most Mumus are either Jews or Jeets.
Strong resistance at 105k.
>>61249323Chart looks like it's rolling over thoughbiet
It's not, because solid long term support is massive at 90k and people are accumulating for the 200k price range. If you have 5 million dollars to buy bitcoin at 100k and it goes up to 120k that's a 20% gain. That's actually big for holders of more than a million dollars.It's the small buyers who are hoping for a 10x, the big buyers are looking at 10% to 25% as acceptable profits.The bull run will be over once BTC goes close to 200k because most big buyers at around 90k are going to dump hard at that peak. Putting in 20 million dollars and getting a 2x isn't the same as putting in 20 dollars.
thanks sergey im hyped for smartcon another year very cool
>>61248187woot!
>>61248210
>>61248187We're so early marines! Wagmi!
>>61248187The only thing announced was the chainlink battle pass for build rewards. It’s over
>>61249442get hype, they'll also be announcing unlockable staker cosmetics
What happened today? I checked my crypto and I'm poor again.
