Im going all in. This is it. All markets are pumping.
>>62118293Well then. You bought. Tell us what. Pamp it.
>>62115589My best bet is shortly before US midterms.
>>62114995>Buying when everyone is buyingAnon, you should have bought in months ago.
>>62118521I have to get the money bag from some bank first and the stock is redcare pharmacy
SNDK bros...
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my bear thesis was wrong. time to kms
I don't think I'm gonna make it....
Is 22k LINK enough to make it or should I just kms?
>>62116838very few stinkies held 100k, and even fewer sold any meaningful amount during the run ups. they are all mentally ill and deserve pain, misery, humiliation, and cuckoldry. hth
HOLY SHITBy sheer chance I happened to be watching Sunny today, "The gang finds a dumpster baby", and recognised one of the frames Asslarper used (pic related).In this episode, Dennis (AB's avatar) convinces an activist to CHAINLINK himself to a tree, then LITERALLY cuckolds him.>A SINGULAR TREE>THE cuckOLDS OF CRYPTO!Now do you believe me???Inverse Assblaster; what did he tell you was useless?
>>62116371>>62116446>tfw you only have 14,000 LINK and OP has 22k LINK and we are both fucking demoralizedIt's over
>>62116371only 11k here, but fully staked so getting around 450 extra per year, not too bad. also >>62118389shit like this just shows you link is the only thing anyone on this board actually owns in significant numbers, because jeets/scammers will consistently spam shit like this in link threads knowing these people have money. every other thread on this board is just scammers talking to each other. sad state.
>>62118501coperino
https://www.afr.com/policy/economy/rba-warns-of-high-inflation-low-growth-nightmare-20260414-p5znou
God damn laggy doublepostHiroshimoot needs to pay his server bills
>>62117612>bobos are willing to wait out 74 years of gains for one red yearSad!
>>62117144>This century >Possibly. Maybe.
>>62118140Retard, there were already 2 global recessions this century (2008 and COVID). 3rd will be in 2027.
>>62117158The market is forward looking and already priced that in during the 2022 bear market. We're well past this now.
weren't we supposed to start pumping?
>>62117965Could be worse, LINK will pass the slowly dying Cardano by attrition in a few months.
HOLY SHITBy sheer chance I happened to be watching Sunny today, "The gang finds a dumpster baby", and recognised one of the frames Asslarper used (pic related).In this episode, Dennis (AB's avatar) convinces an activist to CHAINLINK himself to a tree, then LITERALLY cuckolds him.>A SINGULAR TREE>THE cuckOLDS OF CRYPTO!Now do you believe me?Inverse Assblaster; what did he tell you was useless?
>>62117965Yes anytime between now and a second before the heat death of the universe it will pump if were lucky we may even see it happen before we die!
>>62117965we are pumping? 3% fuddy duddy
Everyone gets euphoric so quickly, its really weird. Maybe its because 400 million new internet users from India have come online since 2021.
>>62118461I feel nothing.I'm a wise oldfag and white though.
>>62118461good morning sir
>shoe company is failing>"Ok, we can do AI instead then">stock pumps 600% in a day
>>62117967I'm hopping back in on the next small dip. The next couple of years may hold stories much more absurd than this one.
We got about 12-18 months left then.
>>62118241Long Blockchain Corp was just a few days after the 2017 crypto peak
>>62117888I think they’re going to black swan rug it in a way retail can’t participate in as well and gets the usual screw job per usual
>>62118170I don't really understand your pun
not a bubble, not a bubble, not a bubble
>>62118175ai bestest technology eoy!
>>62118175*outperforms 7 years of LINK in 1 day*
test
>>62118221Can LINK just announce that it's an AI coin now so I can dump my bags and go home? I don't care about the fourth industrial revolution anymore, you guys can have it.
I successfully turned a liquid $50,000 into an illiquid $12,500 thanks to ICP. AMA
>>62117921>Theyre still implementing things like cloud engines or whatever the fuckVaporware. And they are totally fucking over investors by reducing staking rewards by ~70-80%. They are calling it #mission70 but it's really #missionGasMoneyForDomsPorscheWhileHeLarpsAsATechEntrepreneurInSwitzerland.Thanks for playing.
>>62118009I have 12k pees and I'm not selling, in fact buying more. Shitcoins and scams always pump the hardest in the end, you'd know this if you weren't a newfag nigger.
>>62117652My dumbass decided to hold my icp on their nns site with their internet identity thingy. Didn't remember how much I have so I thought I'd login to it to remind myself of my poor financial decisions but I can't even access my icp because. apparently, I have to buy a passkey to "upgrade" my internet identity to login? Total bullshit. Seems to me like all their developer activity is just making useless "upgrades" likes this.
>>62118154This, while other chains dump like crazy getting hacked or scammed, ICP does it on-chain where Big D mints a million ICP monthly and deploys CanisterWorm payloads over the weekend. It is bound to 10x from here.
>>62118240Exactly. Dom is the alpha and omega of a scamming snownigger, thus icy piss enjoyers are going to wagmi fucking hard. Not like real tech investoors like l*nkies who are ngmi. ICP 2k EOY. Simple as.
I miss the x100 and x1000 days.What's the next x100/x1000. senpaitachi...
>>62117790>crypto is deadI took a break from biz for a while and I’m surprised anons are still asking for “muh next 1000x”. I’m thinking they’re unmaintained bots running an automated script because this place is deader than I ever remember it to be. Crypto died back in 2024 and trump simply put the nail on its coffin
>>62117678lmao
>>62117930Yeah normies think it's all wack and gay now, or they'll say "crypt what? that another unc thing hahahahahahaha"
>>62117930>>62118229Crypto has always been pretty useless. Turns out a decentralized ledger is good at being a decentralized ledger, and Bitcoin did that fine. If you need stronger privacy, there’s Monero. In every other case crypto is being used in right now, there are more elegant solutions that have been implemented to solve the same problem. The mask came off somewhere between the 2017 and 2021 bullruns, when the focus of the meta shifted from “utility tokens” that people pretended had a real life use case, to “tokenomics,” memes and hype.There will never be another Bitcoin moment in this space again. Bitcoin already happened, the next 100x is waiting in a different market.
Toad killer
Why is day trading so harddd How do I git gud
The best way to think of it, even this is not strictly true, is a lot of the big players want to take money off of the noob retail traders by using sophisticated tricks that will get the better out of most people that are not using billions of dollars worth of instruments to get an advantage such as investment bankshuman nature dictates that you will panic and lose your stuff with a bad entry and bad exit. you will always be playing checkers whilst the people youre up against are playing chess
You can't. Day trading is fake & gay. You are literally gambling.
>>62117446An example is:Sometimes it can feel like trades are always going against you. Obviously there isnt someone tracking your trades but big institutions will be tracking the general sentiment. They might see something like 100,000 people buying into a position at a price, then they manipualte the price, blow out like 10,000 people that exit, they take that money as it recovers.You will find yourself in that losing position that gets blown out way more than you find yourself making the perfect trade. You see, its not just about avoiding losses but also exiting at the perfect time to maximise your return on investment. its really really really hard and might as well be random
>>62117135Less than 1% of millionaires are day traders. It will not work out for you in the long term. Markets trend upward, yes, but day-to-day charts are essentially random
it's literally gambling with worse odds. you're better off going to an actual casino and not larping as an investor
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>62117849zognald is going to dump
All in
>>62117866The funny thing is my same. Amount of dollar. Investment than at xmas is worth 10% less. In my. Local. 3rd world shitrency, because of shitdollar lost 10% since then...
prices, valuations and p/e ratios are at all time highs? time to buy!
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>>62118245Where were you all day?
>>62118109>source close to IranOkay
Robinhood Is Pumping! So There Is Hurry!
>>62118391*curry
I tried to tell you autists to buy BDC's last week
OUT OF MY WAY NINJA
Based
>>62113378>>62113419>>62113457>>62114011>>62114217>>62114218Successful mission boysBlessings to ETH holders
>>62113052Is there any point to the different cryptos? I'm looking at Bitcoin and Ethereum and they seem to just move together. What even is the point?
Bitcoin and ethereum are Epstein Pedo coins…brutal
We did it reddit
This place is as dead as crypto. Been gone for a while and yea, this is the worst I’ve ever seen biz, as well as crypto. It looks like it’s mostly filled with unmaintained bots that are automated to make the same shitty threads / replies on a daily basis. The market overall is absolutely cooked for us regular folks. I think it’s time that people realize this fact
>>62117962The only point of crypto is to put in money into it in the hopes that someone else will buy it and drive the price up.
Don't be fooled by Bitcoin holding above 70k. New low in April is coming folks. Only flat earthers believe otherwise. If you were buying Bitcoin at 60k you are a fool. Bottom in October! Just look at 2022, it's going to repeat what happened then.
>>62114143Never seen a bear market rally before?
>>62114403Cope bobo cuck. Open up that anus for the bull faggit.
It's going to go lower. I am going to load up so hard once we break below the previous low.
Classic bear market rally folks. We consolidated at the 200 week MA and then rallied just like in 2022, only to crash later. Look closely at the chart, you'll see it. Everything now is exactly the same as it was then, so we can expect everything to play out identically.And if it doesn't then like, hey man, I can't predict the future lol
>>62112613This was how I missed out on bottom in the last cycle. Now I DCA irrespective of the price while also staking on TBVs where I can retain self custody.Any direction the decides to go, I'm prepaid for it.
What’s the best way to get simp money with AI girls? What’s the best current software? I’d like to get in on this before it’s cracked down on and or too late to do so. Is it already too late? I know OF makes you verify your identity now with IDs and facial recognition and such.
>>62114390i think i can figure out the details & implement everything but what do you even mean by "AI waifu content"?like art/porn which looks hand-drawn? or something else?i'm just wondering what it is that retards are paying for on a monthly basis, exactly
FUCK
>>62114192you're gay for even thinking about this, btw.
>>62114390How much does fanbox/patreon take as a cut? How do you funnel traffic there?>>62114462Like the ones working at FANG? The one's I've known either send all their money to their family and wife's family in India. Wouldn't doubt they're also onlyfans addicts. I would think they really try to nickel and dime/scam even if rich out of habit.>>62115108money is money. If I can make easy money and stay anon, then idgaf
>>62114390>neet with mysterious source of incomekek based
is investing in art good for ya?
>>62117004>posing as something meaningfulKind of like bitcoin.
Investing is the wrong word. Developing a sense of taste is a process where you will need to spend and lose money. Developing a sense of taste is good for ya
