If yuor’e in the red today you can hav 1 (one) donut
>>61930695the jelly or the boston creme pls, I don't love the ones without filling
>>61930695I count at least 12 anons who seemingly accepted a donut. Are there any sprinkles or crumbs left in the box?
>>61934198I think OP went out to get more…oh, there he is!
>>61930695Can I still get a donut?
>>61931218Gem
Iran mines Bitcoin at $1,320 per coin. Sells it at $68,000. A 50x profit margin using state subsidized electricity. 700,000 mining rigs. $7.8 billion crypto shadow economy. All run by the IRGC.It’s the only revenue stream sanctions can’t touch.Last time the US hit Iran, Bitcoin’s hashrate dropped 15% overnight. That wasn’t a side effect. That was a proof of concept.Trump created a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. His son launched a Bitcoin mining company. He wants America to be the “crypto capital of the world.”You don’t become the crypto capital by competing with a country that mines Bitcoin for $1,320.You bomb their grid.
>>61931920you forgot xrp
>>61927857>Last time the US hit Iran, Bitcoin’s hashrate dropped 15% overnight. That wasn’t a side effect. That was a proof of concept.why do you ask AI to write your own posts?
>>61931920lol there is nothig there, its a shell buisness , there are so many buisnesses registered to its address.there is no headquarters.
>>61935675>That's not X, that's Ykek gottemI've been in bitcoin for 12 years. The fudders have never been competent that their job
>>61928279So we've finally entered the cyberpunk era.Give Marky some time to develop his metaverse and we'll have real cyberspace.Neuralink assassins within 10 years.
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>>61935157Are you just mad that so many people are tuning in to pay attention to this CH11 restructuring and far more people are jumping on board than you would hope? Retail participation is creating a bit more political pressure than is comfortable, huh?
>>61935369I mad because the hypefags keep hyping and teasing. I don't give a fuck about how many people pay attention because it doesn't matter. Retail participation in this bankruptcy is irrelevant. The only people that care about people paying attention are the social media grifters like sal, jake, and pp. This bankruptcy is their golden goose and they will keep milking it for engagement as long as it keeps going. Which is why they can't answer the calendar conundrum.
>>61935460Bankruptcies take time. You're sort of yelling at rainclouds if you're mad that nothing is happening. Having seen the CUSIP Conundrum there is nothing more to worry about. Enjoy spring and summer MOASS will be here this year. 100% PROVEN FACT.
PP is melting down because him and his crew got exposed cashing out his shitcoin and dumping on followers. Now he’s panicking creating new wallets and spamming content to distract while he tries to bury it under a rug.>no twitter login required URLhttps://nitter.net/HungryPawnsX/status/2028869052572000549#m https://x.com/HungryPawnsX/status/2028869052572000549PP blocked the guy who exposed him instead of explaining himself and is now creating new wallets to cover his tracks>no twitter login required URLhttps://nitter.net/HungryPawnsX/status/2029182357119377502#mhttps://x.com/HungryPawnsX/status/2029182357119377502?s=20
>>61935460so your argument is that not being able to predict when the m&a/chapter 11 conclusion take place is grifting? Not a very solid argument.>Which is why they can't answer the calendar conundrum.Nobody can, until the final decree we are waiting.>I don't give a fuck about how many people pay attention because it doesn't matter. Retail participation in this bankruptcy is irrelevant.actually the CUSIP-6 means you can get advanced m&a exposure by purchasing bbby and bbbyw, which is exactly why they are shilling so hard.>>61935606yea its sad, pp seems like a genuinely low intelligence person, but I fully trust Ryan Cohen, and by extension Larry Cheng, and Larry Cheng sent an obvious signal on behalf of RC by going onto theppshow podcast, and now the CUSIP-6 is the final nail in the coffin. Yes I agree he is a retard who wants to milk the viewers, but nontheless he hosted a bbbyq recovery theory podcast and RC had Pulte and LC hover around the community to send the most obvious signal in a century as whats to come with BBBYQ.
Hey biz bros. I am an idiot. I know nothing about finance or stocks. Give it to me straight. What do I have to do. Please tell me.
>>61929992Just bend over
>>61929992Just buy Monero it will be the next BTC but you wont
>>61929992buy OKE
>>61929992>Wagie your life away for some slave owner, increase your salary and save hard, put it all into an ETF and watch it slowly grow to a modest amountor>YOLO that shit into one of the many fine wackjob moonshots featured on our board and spend your life wracked with stress praying alongside the other cult members for a miracle
Should I just wageslave and put the majority of disposable income in the snp500? I just want to move to another country when I'm around 30 to take long walks and think all day
It's a dead cat bounce
>>61935533>dead cat bounce coinciding with the exact moment President Trump tweets overwhelming support for crypto and the fair passage of the Clarity act I don’t know anon. Seems like this is a game changer
>>61935533Its a dcb since 2012
every bear fag in the market is going to short it and target $58k
Sorry bears, winter is over. Time to wake up.
>>61935569ELI5?
>be me>buy 2k link on dexes in 2023 and stache it away>about a month later get visited by a member of the board of the bank of england at work. >was shopping for cigarettes and asked for consultation>show him 10 different packages, he takes them all>starts to show up weekly and have conversations with me about macro economics.>one thing i distinctly remember was that complained alot that elected members of states would make deals with him and as soon as they land in their home country would do the exact opposite, he seemed tired and frustrated.>told him sounds like a problem to be solved by smart contracts>stares at me silently. >stops visiting.i dunno what to make of this sir, i am just a shop clerk wtf...
>>61935174do you consider 5'10 a manlet?
>>61935077He probably intuitively understands that in order for the things you believe in to happen the thing he does for a living needs to go away.
>>61934578He'd have stayed if he knew what it meant that OP was a linkie.
>>61935174This. Short men are the Jews of White Men. Trauma based mind-control has turned them into monsters. In a Jews’ case, their genetics are the culprit whether tall or short.
>>61934588Gruezi nach Basel.
I thought it would crab dump to 50k...
FOMO is in the airWe're going to $90k
>>61934696I just KNOW it will touch 74k and then blow off top.
>>61934678it's still crabbingwe'll be between 65k and 75k for all of March
I FUCKING HATE YOU BTC *SPIT*
>tfw stream my dick on camera>tfw get paid in BTC *FOR FREE*>???>ProfitImagine not showing your dick on cam and getting free money L.M.A.O.
>>61935521bitfuck is going to zero
>>61935641I'm not invested there
>>61935641>>61935649dan penoid schizo in shambles kek
>>61935177>I'm feeling fomoit's because you don't have a plan, you silly anon
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The whole world has piled into US stocks
>>61934211Indian gf when
>>61934205Holding fiat gets less popular by the year, very good. Foat is the biggest scam. Thop part of it is the usa bubble.>>61934211The graph already accounted for that its relative traffic
>>61934253Right. When you inject individuals into the population who test positive for virus X, the relative volume of individuals who test positive for virus X in the population increases.This is simply Jugaad
>>61934205The crash will be epic
My mum is giving me stock tipsIts the top isnt it
Recommended stacks to profit from the Iran conflict?
Is this time different???
>>61935272i love being smart
>>61935272>different pattern>implying expectations of similar resultWho knows, anon
>>61935272Adam eve
>>61935272It's different in the sense that it will probably hurt more this time around.
>>61935515>Different patternExcept it's not. There's a resistance line at the top. There's 3 touches on the the resistance. The lows get higher after each touch to the resistance.Literally the same exact pattern, just different sizes.
how do they keep the strait closed with no airforce or navy? you think they can keep it closed with c4 drones?
>>61935395Well, yeah, same way a country with no navy raped one with a navy and doesn't have its ship sailing out of (desperately) enclosed ports anymore
>>61935291Welcome to /biz/, where jews try to make you money.
>>61935395>no airforce or navyThey have rockets and drones. They launched 700 rockets in these few days, and 1700 drones, apparently. And they can supposedly produce 300 drones a day. Welcome to the new world where a ship can absolutely be raped to death by a drone. Those aren't military ships, they're not built to survive explosions. And most are carrying oil
>>61934652They're sitting at the pipeline. They're not crossing the strait.
uh next time use the same font brothis is weak. we fuddies have standards ok
>>61935691bullish at xrp
>>61935691Is this real?
crypto was invented 17 years ago and still has not a single use case
>>61929594it beats the jewsthats the use case faggot
>>61931959Oh my sweet summer child
>>61929594Separating fools from their money is a perfectly valid use case though.
>>61929725you retards have been saying this for 15 fucking years and nothing has happened
>>61929594The use case is to be the replacement of the US dollar.Trump put the final nail in the coffin of the dollar when he went to war with Iran. The driving force behind the dollar has been Middle-Eastern petroleum and Trump has just thrown every US ally in the region under the bus. This isn't about the Arabs turning against the dollar out of spite, this is about the region very likely collapsing if the Trump administration doesn't completely capitulate to the Iranians' demands.The gulf states require shipping routes for food and to export their oil.The gulf states require regional safety for their tourist trade.Trump blew that all up.
During the bull run of 2024, ICP reached $19, and that was before Caffeine.aim, before the Pakistan government and HBAR partnership. Some notable partners are Maestro, UN and Switzerland. Ignore the clowns who judge the price because of manipulation at launch. Crypto is not like stocks, being -99% don't mean shit. Look at Z Cash chart. Hell even Eth was down 96% in 2018. None of that shit matters, the most important thing is that Dfinity, the organization behind ICP is fully committed and the technology is far more advanced than anything else in blockchain.
>>61935468It's the only cryptocurrency I own.
>>61935494The point here doesn't apply since their wealth comes from their streaming.
>>61935494Not necessarily CIA but most are night media assets which belong to the Jews.
>>61935468wow a paid romanian gypsy shill is promoting his free coins.this gypsy is a known nft scammer. look up internet humans/ic kitties/puppies. not the best representative you want to have for your ghostchain.
>>61935591>this gypsy is a known He is whiter then you Muhammad.
Chainlink is honestly the most hilarious scam ever concocted. At least with scams like ICP, the baggies quickly knew they were scammed, the token went to zero and they could move on with their life and try to recover.Instead Chainlink keeps the scam going for years and years, with new "partnerships" and "news" and "integrations", all while the token does nothing. They give just enough breadcrumbs to keep the baggies holding on desperately for a pump, and they probably keep buying even more LINK tokens as well ensuring they remain poor forever as they wait for a "mega moon" that never comes.In that way it's actually a more brutal and evil scam, but still funny. It's crazy because all they had to do was buy Bitcoin... or gold, or the S&P 500, or literally anything else.
money talks
>>61932086correct. the boyscouts tried to dish it out, but they sure as hell can't take itall talk, no walktheir hubris was their downfall >>61932295look at how low energy you are bro. you have no material, you have no gains, you have no confidencetake that L like a man
>>61932558>Fuddies know the second Link crosses $1,000 they will immediately be hunted and tortured across the globe.i would pay to see one of you awkward losers try to hire a hitman in real life. if by some miracle you even managed to contact one of these groups, i imagine they'd look you over, make sure no one was around, and just take your money and then disappear at which point you'd have no other option other than to to back to larping as a badass online
take the L, stinkbots
>>61934590>well they'll never find my suicidal porn blog entries or notice my simping after niggerdick on x>well they'll never find out that I'm a third worlder who dropped out of business school to join a mlm scam company that got busted>well they'll never find out what I look like>well they'll never message people I know>well they'll just forget I sold my stack for wormhole and linksol and that I got irrevocably fucked as a resultYou thought all of those things at one stage, now everyone including you knows how incredibly incredibly retarded you are... but dw I'm sure that>well nothing will ACTUALLY happen when some mentally ill new millionaires target me for sportWill totally hold and you'll be perfectly fine lil fella
>Its still all blocked off
I'm hearing that insurers are refusing to cover passage through the strait, which means shippers aren't willing to travel through it.
Can we have an honest conversation about why LINK isn't gaining value despite all the integrations? Without the shitflinging?
Shilling and fudding on this board is inconsequential
>>61935273it's weird but i'm not tired, I just feel nothing... it feels like i bought yesterday, 2017 feels like it was like 2 months ago...it's kinda weird though, but still I ain't sellin and i'll be holding until link is acknowledged by this retarded market
pain and misery :} they are your only friends...
>>61935273>DUUUUUDE I AM SO TIRED RIGHT FELLOW OG HOLDERS hehe
>>61935536replace 'tired' with 'gay' and it all starts to make sense
You know what that means guys? The for alts longest bear market in the history of crypto is ending.
>>61933833>itt: people not understanding the term black swan event>confusing it with "something bad"gl anons
>>61934185> WW3 is not a black swan eventAnother rock collector, obviously.
>>61935298>thinks metals are rocksretard. a black swan event is something unpredicted which wasn't forseen by almost anyone. that doesn't hold true for the iran attack.i'm not sure why i'm explaining this, you need to go back to first grade to learn to differentiate rocks and metals
>>61935436>iran attackShow me in the thread where I said "iran attack", moron.
>>61935436language evolves, black swan now means something bad, deal with it bitch
