It goes on my nerves.
>>62111380vodka svetka moya monetka
Big Serg has been quiet lately bros... is he okay?
JPMORGAN: BUY THE DIP, V-SHAPED REBOUND LIKELY
Golden White ID for proofsies
>>62111398The best color of them allCheck my green id
Yeah no shit. They need their investment in private credit to be less underwater, and private credit is very exposed to tech. They’re literally begging retail to bail them out.
>>62111376
>>62111522CheckedThat's my VP!Did you say thank you for these sick moves?
Hey, Self. I know you're down in the dumps. Just remember that you're only in debt because you were underpaid to begin with. Telling you that you lived beyond your means when you're living in a 40-year-old apartment, using a 5-year-old computer and a 9-year-old phone, driving a 20-year-old car, eating 2 meals a day, never travel, never go out, never eat out, have an entertainment spend of <$1000 a year, have zero streaming subscriptions, have no children or significant others to support, and still can't make ends meet, is gaslighting of the most craven order. When the reaper comes for boomer assets, you don't have to have any remorse for the schadenfreude you'll feel. It wasn't just your imagination; they legitimately put you through economic hell for no reason.
>>62110735How is this supposed to help?
>>62110735That's me except I do have the 'picked a horrible (read: modern) wife' taxI'd almost be OK if she didn't sell me to the state for 30% of everything I take home.
>>62110735Thank you for this anon, it made me feel a little better
>>62110797It makes me feel better.
>>62110863I'm glad. Hopefully things get better. I think people are starting to understand this dynamic.
>wake up>Find this in you're inboxWhat do?
>buy piece of shit land all over the place>bury the barrels underground>tell oil companies you've found oil on your lands>when they come to inspect, carry a gentlemanly walking stick>as proof, shove the stick into the ground right where an oil barrel is buried>oil spurts out>sell the land to the highest bidder>repeat x1999>profit
>>62104146dropshipping: sell to local refineries, collect money
>>62104146shid and fard myself
>>62104146
>>62104146tell them its an error on their end, you were actually long barrels of silver
how do i cancel this?
gold meme material but probably fake I think I saw this already
just delete the app
>>62105131Seems like a potential business opportunity in bailing out retards who don't understand futures contracts except I doubt /biz/ can produce enough retards to keep it viable.
>>62105131Delivery is only for precious metals. IBKR says they cancel or close these positions a day before expiry
>>62105131did you need to make a second thread for your larp?
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Source?!
>>62111282www.gay.com
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>62110467HOLY FXCKING BULLISHBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Have any of you guys ever worked for a company you considered to be morally abhorrent? How did you decide on it? And has having it on your resume held you back at other jobs?Trying to make a decision based on a recent offer
>>62102636Aye told them shit gonna change today or there will be consequences and they fired me lol
AstraZeneca didn't know at the time, but witnessing the cancer trials on animals made me depressed (10k+ mice would die in some experiments). Realizing that they made billions in profit off single drug products off of a business like that made me incredibly depressed and existential. Luckily I was able to get laid off with severance right before I was going to quit. Wouldn't do it again, but I'm glad for the direction it pushed me in.
>>62102636Not me, but my brother worked for some online company doing those free ipad survey sites or whatever it is. Not only were the sites rigged and scammy, he found out that basically everybody in the small company was scamming each other. Like the guy he worked directly under was faking the data he sent to the company head.My bro got kinda depressed realizing his job and the entire operation was complete bullshit, since he was essentially just organizing fake data and replying to emails.
>>62102636US Army.
>>62103050>ArmyAt least you're not another retard that pretends it was a noble choice>IV BarI've done work in one or two of these places, and none of the staff could really "sell" me on it lol. They had people with a weekly or biweekly schedule coming in>US HealthcareI don't understand how every boomer acts like they'd kill themselves before going into a nursing home, but there's millions of them in the system. Also they're so drugged out or mentally eroded while there, what's the point of burning all your assets to "live" at that point.
>>62107449billions must BUY
>>62107449
What are the financial implications of every job in filmmaking being completely eradicatedhttps://youtu.be/-Rzl7nUdEs4>dude it's only like 99% perfectOkay, see you in ONE YEAR
>>62109061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68CYQ7TwRjAhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zvvcT9uapYkGetting there
>>62109736sadly, we're stuck between tasteless ai retards spamming garbage and tasteless slop producers churning out capeshit. the future of media is bleak
>>62108820Kek what the fuck is this shit? Is it completely made by AI?
>>62108820That's really, really good news. I do hope it gets that far. Hollyshit will still spew their constant nigshit propaganda but at least the won't be paying 70 IQ tards millions to do it. I approve.
>>62108820The world economy did just fine back when Hollywood was just an empty valley, it'll do just fine without it.
Why does no one talk about this undervalued crypto asset?
>>62104689kill yourself you subhuman dogshit brown retard, imagine still shilling fucking SHITCOINS on /biz/ in 2026, kill yourself.>in all fields
>>62110312not being racist costs $0.000000 dollars
>>62104689
>>62104689Buy an ad next time to shill your coin, Nigga faggot
>>62104689probably because you are brown
When's the taco>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62110951BOBOS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BTFO
>>62110945I used to think like you, man. But all markets are clown world. It's a global thing.
Oh no...
>>62110711>>62110718should're*
>>62111010how the hell is oil in a solid form in that editorial cartoon? Is the cartoonist big retard?
Day 1690 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M
>>62107837Anyone else do options, sell calls against Bitcoin ETFs, etc? I've been doing it for way OTM calls, low risk, but been reading books to make a proper strategy.
>>62107844I bet you $1000 i got the best statistics on this board snailbro
>>62107837
What are some online forums where people actually make money? legal or illigal
>>62106283Unironically /biz/. /biz/ is extremely good at signalling the tops of trends. Whenever the bots and jeets of /biz/ say buy buy buy something, you know it's topped out and it's time to sell asap.
>>62106283people who make money with stocks or businesses dont waste their time talking about it online. if you see anyone talking about it online theyre lying or trying to scam you (pump and dump schemes, buy my course, etc.)
Sort of wondering who the fuck is making any money in these markets?
>>62109808chip stocks
>>62106283google "blackhat seo"
what if 62k was the bottom?
>>62104728Ahem
>>62104634>−1,86%Wow... so over.I'm starting to think that >>62104771 is right
>>62105541Sauce?
>>62104623meem > kana
>>62104623It was but might not be on a longer timeframe
Why is everyone acting like crypto is dead? This board really is full of trolls and retards. Binanace doubled the amount of RWAs on chain this past year. LINK is working with the government. Blockchain clearly is useful tech. Not saying we're at the very bottom or that 99% of coins will survive the future, but c'mon man. What is the actual case to not buy rn
>>62106480I really don't understand framing this as a partisan issue (leftists oppose big govt traditionaly so why would they dislike decentralized currency as well?). Imo the reason crypto hasn't blown up further is because retail is in but tradfi/bankers see crypto and defi as a competitor, or at least something that would shake things up too much. Lots of lobbying on both sides surely.
>>62108389Sorry, I make a correction to my previous statement. Leftists are probably pro big government. Still I dont think pressure comes from the left. The American government is right wing currently but doesn't give a shit about passing the clarity act or really much about crypto currently.
>>62105238/threadthe only thing it's good for is buying illegal shit
>>62105187this board has always been populated by psychopaths. after the october flash crash they either suicided or doubled down on their idiocy after losing all their moneygod what a day that was. this board was a ghost town. so many faggots got rekt hard, ill cherish that day forever
>>62105238you're being "that guy"
Hey /biz/Been lurking for a bit. Looking to buy BTC for a while now so I can just sit on it for a few decades. I'm super cautious of any exchange apps -- I want to own my shit. What's the easiest and safest way to buy BTC so that you'll have full legal ownership over it? Also, when would be ideal to buy? Should I wait a month? A year?Also general questions thread. Precious metals, crypto, whatever the fuck
you have to buy it on an exchange and withdraw it to an address you own. even cash app lets you withdraw bitcoin afaik.Best is to get a hardware wallet like a trezor safe 3 or a ledger nano s plus.Self custody these days means that you will create a 24 word seed that generates all your addresses. You will have to keep that secure. The point of a hardware wallet is that you also never have to enter those 24 words in a smartphone or computer. Only malware or scammers will try to get you to enter it on your phone/computer or a website.anyway, do your own research. For longterm holding you might want multisig or to split your seed words (shamir secret sharing). Most serious bitcoiners use hardware wallets with electrum or sparrowwallet connected to their own node/electrum server.I use 2-of-2 multisig with trezor and ledger hardware wallets, managed by sparrowwallet connected to my own node.
>>62108269we all made money on PEPE
There’s no magic bullet, Anon. Do the reasonable thing and accept that there is no such thing as get-rich-quick. There’s no reasonable person who can hope to make a living off crypto, stocks, options or bonds unless you have a portfolio with a healthy $100k balance. Follow intrinsic value, build your capital, have some discipline, and hope to retire in your 70s with a moderately good passive income from dividends on Blue Chip stocks or bonds. As for crypto; you’re gambling. Whatever made crypto better than Fiat was the fact that has been dismantled on the fact that it’s so mainstream and is now tracked to trim some bitcoin edges and pay off the hook-nose trolls. The bubble is gone, we missed it. Lick your wounds. Hug, kiss, make love to the idea that investment is a slow, painful, boring process. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62108350Let's do it again
I finally have money to invest and I got an idea for a dropshipping business (actually, I swear to God). And I would also like to invest in crypto and in the stock market. But I need some sort of valid course on these. What do you recommend?
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.
>>62110078instant buy but how does it taste ?
>shut_up_and_take_my_money.gif
>>62110078Now I understand why dolphins are the most deranged sexual predators of the ocean. Hard not to be, kek.
>>62110078should I fuck a dolphin ?
>>62110491don't do itt. recovering dolphin fucker
your real life begins after 3m$ liquidthis is just a bad dream
*4 million
Shark tank bald jew went on fox the other day said you need 5mil liquid to be considered rich and btfos all the boomers who own a milliundollar home
