there is an entire political party in the USA dedicated to being anti crypto
>>59618731>Libruhls caused droughtsI guess that might make sense to "people" who think they can create hurricanes. Serious question, why do rightoids think the left is essentially comprised of gods who can do everything from control the weather to create 7 million votes from nothing and get away with it?
>>59618611Democrats never were good with money.
>>59618940
>>59618936Hey actual retard, they can control weather and we know that because they talk about and show us the ways they do it publicly. Stop using the internet mongoloid.
>>59619178Go do your crossfit, marjory.
Just did my tax return. What are you spending yours on /biz/? Any investments?
>>596179882 chicks the same time.
>>59618023Shit man you don't need money for that. Look at my cousin, he's broke, still fucks two chicks erryday.
>>59617988>immediately spending the money the government already stole from youfucking retards just shouldn't have money
>>59618023that's it?
>>59618023why? do you have two dicks?
ayy anon?kek
Yes I'm going to fade your obvious scam, congratulations pajeet
>>59619028you need money to get scammed faggot move along and build some legos or sumth
>>59618918worthless parasite.the day you die, everyone who has ever had the misfortune of knowing you, will celebrate your death.
I like how easy it is to tell it's a zoomer jeeting scam coin just from how they talk
>>59619070poor>>59619081also poor
I'm about to get a $ 2k bonus from work, and I need your help deciding what coin to put it into.I was thinking SUI or VIRTUAL since I missed my chance to get in last year. I currently hold ADA, XRP, HBAR, CRV, and fucking GRT as well as a bunch of smaller coins.what are you anons aping into?
duh
>>59618829Arcdoc
>>59618829OK, I guess I just put into SUI.
Truebit is AI insurance described in ethereum's white paper
Early adopter here. I have crucial high level information from one of the top men inside the Trump administration regarding Ripple ticker:XRP. He says the wheels are in motion, the palms have been greased and upon the first week of Trump's presidency we are going to see legislation regarding ripple being adopted by banks. Some of the biggest players JP Morgan, Wells Fargo and Bank of America have already started their test pilots. XRP is going to be adopted and used by the largest financial players in the world. I know what you're thinking "oh look it's just another larp thread". You couldn't be further from the truth. I work with a cartel of whales from Bitfinex. We have been responsible for almost every single pump since feather coin (many of you newfags don't even know this one). We were responsible for pumping all the coins in 2017.You think those narratives happened naturally like defi summer in 2020? Or the NFT mania of 2021? No that was because the cartel of whales greased the right devs to do what we wanted. We have been around since before exchanges when the only way to get bitcoin was mining it off your computer. Every pump that you see in any coin is because of us. We own the devs, we own the VCs, and now we own people at the highest levels of politics. We create the narratives and the stories. We are behind every good and bad thing in this entire market. Our shorts and longs print us billions on any given week. With that being said you can either hop on board and ride our coat tails while we pump ripple to #2 or you can be a stinky deluded bagholder and keep holding garbage like LINK. The choice is yours stay a poor deluded schitzo or ride the XRP adoption to financial freedom.
>1500 transactions per second
Insider here. Trump is saying good things about my coin. Buy my coin and you will be rich. Do NOT buy Chainlink.
>>59612142How did you prompt ChatGPT to write this?
>>59612142Early adopter here. I have crucial high level information from one of the top men inside the Trump administration regarding Ripple ticker:XRP. He says the wheels are in motion, the palms have been greased and upon the first week of Trump's presidency we are going to see legislation regarding ripple being adopted by banks. Some of the biggest players JP Morgan, Wells Fargo and Bank of America have already started their test pilots. XRP is going to be adopted and used by the largest financial players in the world.>I know what you're thinking "oh look it's just another larp thread". You couldn't be further from the truth. I work with a cartel of whales from Bitfinex. We have been responsible for almost every single pump since feather coin (many of you newfags don't even know this one). We were responsible for pumping all the coins in 2017.>You think those narratives happened naturally like defi summer in 2020? Or the NFT mania of 2021? No that was because the cartel of whales greased the right devs to do what we wanted. We have been around since before exchanges when the only way to get bitcoin was mining it off your computer. Every pump that you see in any coin is because of us. We own the devs, we own the VCs, and now we own people at the highest levels of politics. We create the narratives and the stories. We are behind every good and bad thing in this entire market. Our shorts and longs print us billions on any given week. With that being said you can either hop on board and ride our coat tails while we pump ripple to #2 or you can be a stinky deluded bagholder and keep holding garbage like LINK. The choice is yours stay a poor deluded schitzo or ride the XRP adoption to financial freedom.
>>59612142I don’t believe what New Delhi Trump and the puppet master Mumbai Musk say
say it with me:>STRATEGIC>BITCOIN>RESERVEhappening monday. check em.
Yeah it's happening. I was in denial about it. You develop trust issues after so much abuse. I just want to thank the anti-altcoin posters on this board for turning me around before it was too late.
>>59619089He wont mention a single shit about crypto in that dayYou will have inevitable dump -50%
it's definitely happening, but it will only be with the bitcoin they presently have, they won't be buying anytime soon (ofc, saylor could be a govt agent doing exactly that, but that certainly won't be announced).so will the announcement of a sbr with no buying expected cause price to go up or down? i feel like sbr without further purchases is already priced in so it won't change much.
>chainlink tokenKek fuddies
>>59618375APU is the only meme coin I have ever held. I am 99% in Chainlink 1% in APU. Blessed day, friend.
>>59618375$26 coming up
Ladies and gentlemen: The new owner of Tiktok
Not high enough offer.
>>59618709lol I saw $208 cash in the thumbnail.He’d still be overpaying.
>>59618709nah he likes the poo
>>59618709Good ole Low ball O'Leary!
Does he even have 20billion?
When you read a Bobo post when things are this bullish, you're reading the words of a sad little man who is sidelined but is trying to mask it in irony
>>59618650Majority of bobos here are poorly disguised bulls trying to taunt a market pump.
>>59618650That might be true, but>when things are this bullish>this bullishThings were the most bullish at 15.5k. They're much, much, much less bullish now. The later we are into a bullrun the less bullish the market situation is.
>dumps against the marketImpressive coin, hederafags.
How much do you think is acceptable to lie on a resume or ziprecruiter/linkedin profile? Like say using a profile picture of an attractive man on ziprecruiter?
Jesus christ man, I thought you were gonna ask if lying about finishing college is acceptable
>>59618992i assume it is.
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Rubic stays cubic
>>59617689dont expect biz to care about anything that isnt pumpingi could go to new delhi, take a picture of a rancid curry shit on the street, create a web page that is nothing but said picture and a sol contract and get more volume than rubic has
>>59617750So true, but 2025 will be the year of Rubic
First time here in almost a year and a half and you people are still posting the same dumb shit over and over
>>59618518Imagine saying that about BTC or any coin for that matter.
>>59618518and people are still posting logs of shit on /b/ what's your point?
You wake up tomorrow and find out you've been asleep for 5 years and now it's 2030. Crypto is now worth $8 trillion. You check the top 10 cryptos by marketcap:>BTC>LTC>HBAR>XRP>USDT>LINK>BNB>ADA>USDC>ETHHow does impact your portfolio?
>>596182022pbp
>>59618151>HBARfuck off baggie
>>59618413What was that? I can't hear you over all my money. AHAHAHHAHAHAHH fag.
>>59618218lmao this but seriously
>>59618151I wanna take ya to the HBARHBAR
Crypto has one purpose.Only one of these can do that single purpose.The purpose is to compute monetary transactions with coded properties.Which one is it /biz/?Which one is the singular invention that does that?Which ONE is the only REAL CRYPTO?
>>59618029>>59618654>>59618658Fren, if you have struggles you don't need to fight them alone. Let's make a world a nicer place for all of us. Apes together strong, apes alone weak! I wish you a content and healthy 2025 fren!>I'm saying that you present the patterns that are the main symptoms of NPDAh, I forgot to mention black and white thinking...
>>59618029>>59618654>>59618658>>59618669I'll provide you with some links and if you want, if you're willing, if you're up for it, you can take a look at them and think a little bit about what we've talked abouthttps://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20366662https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorderhttps://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9742-narcissistic-personality-disorder
This one.>https://www.dextools.io/app/en/solana/pair-explorer/8sLbNZoA1cfnvMJLPfp98ZLAnFSYCFApfJKMbiXNLwxj?t=1737158784998Solana is unequivocally THE pinnacle of crapto. It all came down to the creation of Solana. Next question.
>>59618029https://forum.polkadot.network/t/state-of-polkadot-react-or-die/9774/7Here and article for you. I want to show you that DOT isn't all just glittering. We have challenges and thank god that we have an active and GREAT community that points out the struggles so that we may face them together. A lot of the struggles addressed in this post are already being addressed. The only reason why we can address the struggles is if we even notice they exist. It's not about right or wrong, it's about building awareness and facing the shit we have together, as one.
>>59618029>>59618939So my point is that yes, DOT has struggles and at the same time I'm trying to point out that we aren't hiding them, we aren't trying to brush them under the carpet, we're actively working on them and pointing them out. DOTs community itself is the fairest critic of the DOT token... The only reason we're able to build amazing stuff is because we point out, notice and become aware of our own issues.
>>59618399checked & thischainlink is a cooperative of 13000+ banks, trump kneeled, etc, its all in motion
>>59617185Business Coin
>>59617185In ten years, people buying XRP now will feel like people who bought bitcoin in 2014 and held till today
>>59617185Bitcoin
>>59617185Blockchain slop earning extraordinary returns is slowly dying out.The next "bitcoin" like investment is the company that figures out how to start constructing an AI singularity. You better ape in with everything you've got, as that singularly ends up becoming the closest entity to a god in a box.
IM FEELIN JAZZY
based
Let's take over Strategic Pepe Reserve, niggers.This coin is at generational bottom: 24k mcap ethereum mainnet coin. There's no one leading it, and we're begging for a CTO.There's some risk involved tho, as there is some niggers holding above 3%....But, if we push this, there is some serious gains with a good ass narrative here.AAAAAAAAAAA lets take over it niggers niggers niggers niggers
Kys
Just kys and try again scammer.
Been here since 2016, finally broke into a 7-figure portfolio this morning. Thank you /biz for all the information, advice and guidance over these years. You'll see haters and trolls below, but this is my true story and I urge all you neophytes to stay the course:>Started with a few thousand in 2016, mostly straight from ETH to alt coins that shit the bed (dentacoin, deepbrainchain, oyster pearl, etc). Tried to get a 100x and failed. >Consolidated everything to BTC/ETH in 2018, but was a pussy and soon sold to cash. I didn't listen to wiser anons telling me to hodl. Also ignored all the chainlink ICO chatter because it seemed like a scam. >Started stacking BTC again with every paycheck in 2019, caught the early rise before Covid. Also started stacking some LINK>Finally listened to OG anons during the dips and fervently bought bitcoin every time I wanted to order doordash or go out. Saved more than I ever could imagine. >Chainlink finally clicked and I started aggressively stacking more as well. >Full disclosure, ~5% of my portfolio are in memes now like APU and CHEESE. After almost 10 years here, my senses say these projects have the most fertile ground for take-off.>Never selling my BTC>8-figs next>Seriously luv you all>WAGMI
>>59618259congrats
>>59618259Not buying your bags fag
>>59618259Welcome to the party, pal!
>>59618259Welcome to the club. I dipped my toes in crypto in 2017 and starting buying BTC/ETH with a large chunk of my weekly paychecks from 2018 onward. I became a millionaire in February 2021 and doubled it 3 years later. DCA is king
>>59618259Post portfolio or larping
YO YO YO ITS PUMP DAY!Ay, what I need you to do is tag three big ass tokens under this post right here.
>>59618881SUI, DOGE, PEPE
