You submitted your taxes today, right /biz/?
>>62119637>04/16/26>you submitted your taxes TODAYwatYou dumbfuck, I submitted my taxes YESTERDAY.
>>62119637No, I don't believe in the modern-day jizya.
>>62119637Why is the G man tax collector depicted as an extremely buff muscular guy?
i make 12k a year doing door dash and i have litwerally no assets they can take from mewhy the fuck would i wanna file taxes
>>62122192> 92You got a surprise coming buddy
I successfully turned a liquid $50,000 into an illiquid $12,500 thanks to ICP. AMA
>>62118240Exactly. Dom is the alpha and omega of a scamming snownigger, thus icy piss enjoyers are going to wagmi fucking hard. Not like real tech investoors like l*nkies who are ngmi. ICP 2k EOY. Simple as.
>>62117751>ICP going from a high of $700 to $2 today is just diabolicalit also went from like $2 to $20 a couple of times so who knows man>>62117815>what would be the catalyst for it to go up ever again?dumber things have happened in crypto many times
>>62121419Dominic Williams is a scammer.
>>62122359
>internet computer
Day 1692 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M
>>62116605
So cute
>>62116605cute
test
2008 ghost returns to haunt markets —Former U.S. Treasury Sec. Henry Paulson warns of a “vicious” bond crash.
>>62122212I don't own bonds dum bear
With the old massive Bitcoin wallets being quantum-vulnerable, it's looking like the wallets will be preemptively hack and redistributed evenly amongst Bitcoin holders. Unless you'd rather the dev team freeze the wallets or do nothing until someone hacks them?
>>62121794they should increase node requirements desu. storage has greatly improved since the early days of bitcoin when ECDSA's small signatures were strictly necessary. at least to maintain the current TPS post-shift
nigger are you retarded. The only thing that is seriously being considered right now is sphincs+ based crypto and you're omitting it?Also Adam Back has no say and is not relevant.The dev team freezing funds? What is the dev team? Are you stupid? There will 100% be a fork if that happens and the market will decide who wins. This isn't Ethereum.
>>62121773There is no imminent quantum threat. There is an extremely high likelihood there will never be a cryptographically relevant quantum computer in the next 50 years.
>>62121773this guy is controlled opposition.
>>62121951>>62121967These
WTF are normies doing? What are they even spending money on?Now women refuse to have kids because it'll nuke their lifestyle, while destitute browns have 10 kids.>buy diapers>food cost is negligible>hand me down clothes>wife does child care>public school is freeI bet /biz/ could raise a kid on 20k.
Useless thread made by a childless faggot/bot that also doesn't know how finance works.>>62116700>a single 4mo old, first kid>wow this is cheap and easy!lollmao
>>62120527desu I've noticed a consistent pattern where the people most judgmental about child raising are>People who don't have one>People who've had one for a very short amount of time>People who had a single kid thirty years ago and don't remember what it was like
>>62104059>hand me down clothesfrom whom? Kids are so expensive we're all only having onefuck thrifted clothes they will get ringworm and other diseasesdon't forget housing and transportation costs. Need more than a studio or 1 bedroom with a kid or life is hard or you're looked down upon, by myself id be content to bike everywhere but can't take a toddler to preschool in burgerland with a bakfiets, especially if all the other parents have the gigantic American SUVs where they can't see you if you get close i.e. in every fucking parking lotcarseats are expensive and expire, wait too long and you can't use it on the next onethey outgrow their clothes every year at least, and if they haven't outgrown their current set they destroy the knees or get impossible to remove stainsIf you want yours to have a good childhood you have to buy stuff for every single activity they could want to try from 5-15 years old, for sports and other activities. Actually here is where you'd buy used, buy a bat, an old child golf club (do NOT buy them a set when starting out, just a 7 iron and a putter and take them to the driving range), a scooter, a bike (a new one every 2-3 years), a skateboard, ice skates, tennis racket, don't forget school supplies, all the public schools are underfunded so they even ask you to buy extra stuff for themand of course they ""need"" new pens every year even though the last years pens have ink stillmost people make so little they need both parents to work so $1500/month daycare and preschool until public school
>>62116703
>>62120791Sounds accurate desu. Imagine being forced to buy a new car every year for almost 20 years. That's essentially the expense of having kids.>t. 2 kids and its expensive af
>>62120025>btc should have face idwhen did I ever say that, retard?>>62119731>that's not possible, shor's algorithm as a solution to ecdsa is only plausible if a computer can simulate all points on the curve simultaneously, which is only possible with quantum computatiothat's truethe problem still remains, it's impossible to achieve that because of entropy, not because of any engineering issue
>>62119969>bitcoin is not an anonymous coinit's pseudonymous>btc should have irrelevant what you thinkmy node, my rules
>>62120863>Today’s quantum computers have demonstrated Shor-like factoringthey have notall factoring done by supposed quantum machines were >fed the answer>or used a classical hybrid setup which defeats the whole purpose of the machine itselfthe actual number of logical qubits built is ZEROa quantum computer (it's not a computer) has not factored the number 4 yet
>>62121988>>Dinosaurs are realAll the "bones" you see in museum are plaster.
>>62118827Based. Less supply the better
If you want to make money short Spirit. Those niggas are definitely not getting jet fuel.
Is it true stock brokers hate when you short things
>>62122027>>62122016Oversold now, you're way too late on this
how to start a business?
>>62118868I sell business starters dm me on whatsapp 14206661488
>>62118868Go to your local tax accountant and open a single member LLC (no corporation status) and pay $150.
>>621188681. Do something people pay for.2. Advertise your offering.3. File for things when you have to, never ahead of time.3. Don't over-complicate it.
>>62118868Just DO IT
>>62118955Nigger there are no less than 20 faggot vape shops in my tiny little faggot city.
>>62121826he has no bitches
>>62121826Why's he using a computer instead of streaming on his previous fax machine?
>>62121826>uploads every audio twice, one for very special people who want audio without the video for some reasonThis is the great thinker I keep hearing about
>>62121882He just excluded energy, housing and food prices from his fax machine budget and got almost 0% growth.
Quick rundown on this? Why has it done a 50x over the last week in a so-called bear market?
>Why has a shitcoin gone up?
>>62120953purrrfect short opportunity
>>62120953You don't understand, this isn't some shitcoin that will rug 50% in one week. This is a real asset. We go higher.
>why is it up 50x in a dayIf you have to ask it's probably a scam.
>>62121251Yes, why has it? Most shitcoins have gone down, down and down for the last 15 months.
I have three job interviews scheduled for next week. Do you guys have any advice or tips for me?
>>62118490pretend to be a tranny its a guaranteed in
>>62118512It depends on what stage of the interview. On the HR screen you get first, you should follow whatever dumb interview advice you get online. When you meet with the actual team you will be working for, cut the bullshit and talk directly about what you have/can do. Don't bother with thank you emails, the hiring process is taking time away from their real jobs already.
>>62118490i got the last 4 jobs i interviewed for.1) they are all STAR format so prepare for that2) have 10 stories you can fit into the 5 questions. memorize them. 3) prepare even more. use friends, family, a fucking webcam if you have to good luck
>>62118490this is cultural appropriation
>>62118490sure buy a polo shirt some jeans and nice shoes no sneakers shave and groom your hair, be polite and chat.it'll go a long way.
as an investment, is it a good idea to learn chinese and looksmax in order to get accepted into a rich chinese family?this is a financial inquiry
By betraying your folk you're betraying yourself. There's nothing for you there except shame and death.
>>62119558You will never be a real Chinaman. You have no yellow skin, you have no epicanthic folds, you have no genetic ability to use chopsticks. You are a white man twisted by makeup and surgery into a crude approximation of nature's perfection.All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Chinamen mock you. Your parents are glad you left, your friends laugh at your fumbling attempts to maintain face.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will bury you with a headstone marked with your white name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a white man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably caucasian.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>62119558In all seriousness, though, I do know someone who did it -- not to get into a "rich" family but because he wanted Taiwanese citizenship, and being adopted into a Taiwanese family is pretty much the only way to get it (the government there gives out honorary citizenships to people who have made lifelong contributions to Taiwanese society, so, basically old foreigners who are about to drop dead anyway).Anyway, it's pretty much no longer a thing to get adopted to continue the family name, now that genetics is a thing.
tried it. married the daughter. Grand father has a real estate empire in Hong kong. her family inherited 10 million from them, but we'll never see a dime. they took the money and put it in some trust where no one can use it except for college tuition. we're doing just fine financially ourselves, so i don't even give a fuck. it's a big source of family drama and i don't even think any of them know what to do with 10 million much less a hundred million. the idea of starting a passion business never even occurred to them, they're like insects who just want to squirrel away the most resources in the safest possible Jewish bank defended by Jewish lawyers. The family members who control access to the money don't even live will, they shop at Walmart, eat low quality food, etc. They literally don't know what to do with money.
> Bing image of the dayWhat did Microsoft mean by this?
>>62121616Or Must've been inspired by the shiny rocks threads in /biz/
>>62121616I hwve tulips. In my garden too,. Its tulip time!
>>62121616Time for Netherland's golden age revival
>>62121616
>>62121616Tulips are something that are still appreciated after hundreds of years.
I overheard a zoomer hitting on a woman in the checkout line and he was asking her if she knew various tiktok influencers in the area. To my surprise she was receptive to these advances and despite not knowing any of them she remained friendly and their conversation continued outside. What can I buy for this?
>>62119809you can say what you want to women, they’re generally very agreeable and don’t have much depth. Keep it surface level and friendly and you’ll get your cock sucked by one
>>62119809>>62119823This works if the women likes your looks
>>62119823>>62120129>>62119809You can say anything to a woman if she likes your looks/face/height.You don't even need to have a common language. I once fucked a Russian woman in Germany and we had no common language.
>>62120173this is the biggest redpill of allI was talking to a woman once and she told me on her first date with her bf he was really disinterested and didn't really want to talk to her and she had to coax engagement out of himBut you she will judge down to the smallest detail, you put your fork down wrong or stumble on a pebble its fucking over for you with her. If you're honest with yourself by age 16 you know if you will do well with women or not, and if you're bad at it, don't waste your time on it.
>>62120173This is true. Imo, not being able to speak the same language can sometimes make things even easier.
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>>62122181>I just know 9/10 dips Anons call never materialize.Yeah I know, I see it too and I've been here since the pre-/biz/ days. And I know I'm right on the cusp of being a narrative baggie waiting for my promised event to materialize.Initially I thought a stalemate would be the worst case, and I think in terms of oil supply shock it is, but the market keeps loving the 'two more weeks' posts from the POTUS.. So there's a disconnect there.I'm not expecting a giga-happening, but this run to $700 can fade easily on bad news. All I'm holding out for is the eventual forced repricing of the oil supply shock. I suspect it will hurt SPX's price, but it's possible it doesn't. Right now the situation is still totally unresolved so it's worth waiting out and at least having downside protection. I'm net short right now though.
>>62122200100%, and I definitely see more downside than up.
>>62122145zyklon bees
>>62122127A DEADLY BEE WEAPON !BEESMY GOD
>>62122238That's a pretty good one I have to admit.
If you bought LINK 5 years ago... that's rough, buddy
>>62121645try 8 years ago
>>62121645I've been holding since july 2021 at $16>>62121653>wohhh is me for buying sub 50 cents
Stop making fun of Adem. He's a victim, just like you.
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>>62121665Have a little self respect, nigger. You can be a "black man" if you try
>>62121665IM THE ONLY NIGGER HERE
even pol is slow. it's truly over bros.
>>62121761Where else could you find bouts of autism outside of this shithole because there will come a day where it will not come back.
>>62121790No where. This is honestly schlomo’s final boss.
>buy>it dumps>sell>it pumps
>>62120736
>>62120736You gotta spot shortnigger better
>>62120736Buy high sell low, the biz way
100K waiting room
>>62121321not today mumu
bitcoin needs to drop another 30%-40% before it can climb back up. don't be mad at me, I don't make the rules.
>>62121321100k mcap btw
>>62121321it'll be a few more months still, but ok im in early.
>>62121321$99,743 to go!
