What are you guys buying?
>>62112159corn
>>62112190Just get a $500 ring from Kay's and have the wedding in your backyard or at the park.My parents has the mayor marry them, they didn't even have a wedding.
>>62112203then whats the point of marryingif its dirt cheap or mega expensive i dont see the point of itwhy would i put the mayor and a contract in my fucking relationship?i swear i will dump her ass before turning 35
>>62112190prenupts dont mean shit> he raped me> he forced me to sign under duress> my circumstances have changed cuz my kids turnedout teh retard
>>62112221That's when you take her on a cruise, silly.
Oil is going to ZERO!!!
>>6211225760
>>62112259Oil has gone negative before and we can do it again.
Buy OilShort DJT
Big fucking week for crypto. LFG!!!
>>62112004LFG?Liebe Fucking Grüsse?
I'm done with crypto until it starts trending in the direction it should be going (down)
>>62112004I’m allocating my shitcoin bags to ETH and BTC
clarity will not pass until 2030
>>62112113good, we don't need clarity.
GameStop must upset them if they have to keep screeching about it. Kind of weird.>>62109679
>>62111604Well?Did he give up the ghost?
>there's still a gme general
>>62109679>There's a PM general and also a Silver general
>>62109679Just another class of forever baggies, doomed to never make it
>>62109679>>62110898Kek
>>62110898These make sense, GME, BBBY and all the other goy farming tickers threads are insane.
>>62109679And a bed bath and beyond and an xrp generalWhat's even the point in the precious metals general?
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Hyperliquid>eom
>>62109785biz hates money. No one posted about it here in 2024, and instead you had countless garbage thread about chainlink, dot or fucking AVI (for MONTHS lol). Same for Lighter (biggest airdrop of 2025, still a good perp dex today), no one talked about it. Completely useless board if you want to make money
>>62110484What forum likes money and actively explores effective money making strategies?
>>62109916This is why we're so early.This is currently a $50 waiting roomThen a $60 waiting room.Then a $100 waiting room.Then a $150.Then a $300.Then a $1000.And /biz/ will be left behind on the House of All Finance™
wow a centralized gambling platform!ooo wee
>>62109817>>62111846These posts are guarantees (and thus, financial advice) that $HYPE is going higher. The irony of /biz/ being the contra-indicator of the most important blockchain since Ethereum should not be lost on Hyperliquid plan trusters.
Light - a flash in the eye of the truthDarkness- a sea of eternal sinWe, the shadows without destinationFollowing the spark, the whisper of the unknownThe beast of time and truth of the universeThe human thought trudging from the creationTo catch a falsity that is no moreThe struggle of forces the struggle of the unknownOne that defies the dust and ruin ofmankindThe fire of the truth burning bright foreverWhose light in the world is but visibleChildren of the stars that glare without deathAre burning the moment to expire foreverTears and pain are signs of futile desiresUnknown and lost in the storms of force
>>62112095toot
why is chainlink so gay?
WTFWFFTF
>>62107956if you didn't already buy I don't know what to say
WTFWTFW
>>62108886
>>62108886> brown
exposed, do you think Chainlink regrets hyping up their partnership?
>>62108461It's over bros, our Chainlink journey ends here. The Great Reset timeline has come at a crossroad with humanity. The magic is gone, the memes are stale, the shills have been uncovered, the agendas laid bare for all to see, i-i-it's over marines...only tears from here.
>>62111128HILARIOUS. I remember this. At the VP dinner, Vance walked directly to Brad and Stu of Ripple and shook their hand first. Even Ripple's CTO posted a pic with Vance. Sirgay posted a pic with Brad and RFK Jr. Lol
>>62111186>Eh, a friend of mine works high up at WLFI and isn’t in that image so I’m just gonna go ahead and call the whole thing bullshit.sounds like you really did your homework there buddy
>>62111462LOL and somehow the rat boy barrett slivered his way in there man to be a fly on the wall in those conversations>rfk jr (in horse voice): you boys outta check out my peptide stack (coughs)...>chris barrett: i love lamp
>>62109011pretty much all anyone needs to know about these threads desuonly most braindead subhuman would sit on a dead board posting these threads every dayhe also lost all his money on linksol or something didn't he? kekw
Kabooom! The Ripple CEO says perfection comes after Progress. Maybe big things for XRP around the corner?
>>62107974DOUBLE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
>>62107899He is talking about passing Clarity, you linkie faggot. How is the $8 tasting? Lol
>>62111152Wait, why did Brad say they want nothing to do with the CA then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5HP7xNbANc&t=1508s
>>62111340He didn't. He specifically said multiple times on multiple interviews, particularly Maria's show on Fox the exact tagline "don't let perfection be the enemy of good" in terms of passing the act, which he advocated for passing and lobbied intensely for, saying not passing it leaves it open to what future law may be which could be worse and leaves future admins open to come in with Gensler 2.0 and change all agency guidance with no laws. Here are some of the multiple examples of him saying it in reasonable clips that aren't a fucking half hour of your claiming he said the opposite with no timestamp. Lol:https://x.com/BankXRP/status/2023476364956053895https://x.com/coinbureau/status/2014284406249177386https://x.com/_CryptoCouture/status/2012446427025170674https://x.com/CryptoWendyO/status/2024578485084176419
>>62111851>He didn't.He literally did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5HP7xNbANc&t=1508s>Here are some of the multiple examples of him saying it in reasonable clips that aren't a fucking half hour of your claiming he said the opposite with no timestampIt is timed stamped. "1508s". 26:20>Why would we support something that somehow calls that back into question?>And I I mean hypothetically a new Gary Gensler comes in where runs the SEC and I've got to spend another $150 million fighting a lawsuit like that? You know, we we we can't get behind a bill that would put us in a worse position than we spent all these years and time to get to a place. So I I I start with that.
Any investment tips for a soon to be amazon worker?
>>62110696Amazon created the perfect 21st century sweatshop >go fast>be safe>focus on qualityThese three are perfectly contradictory, so they can always nail you for something if they feel the need to get rid of you or you have too much RSU about to vest. You will report to an Amazon Area Manager (AM for short). They come in two types:>sycophant with 7+ years of loyalty to the company>college graduate with literally any degree and near-zero work experienceAmazon's structure centers around academic supremacy. As mentioned, you work 7 years and suck dick in the trenches to get to the lowest level of management, or take the fast track and get a bachelor's in a meme degree. It immediately will put you above people with years if not decades of warehouse management experience. It also helps when they don't have much previous experience because then they can be groomed into the Amazon way of doing things - rushing a 5 second task so it takes 5 minutes and interrupting a 10 second sentence so it takes 10 minutes.Amazon company culture encourages employees, managers, peers, etc to stab each other in the back. AMs are generally among the worst people you'll ever meet. Some of them are ok.If you really insist on working there, try to get a dayshift position. Nights are where the worst, most rookie, most sycophant try hard managers are. They really want to be seen by Operations.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62111693Neat post, thanks for the insights into Amazon work “culture”
>>62110696give up.
Serious question:I see the Amazon delivery people dragging these huge blue canvas sacks full of goyproducts across the pavement. Do they really not provide them with wheeled carts? Are the ones using carts bringing their own from home?
>>62110696Become a warehouse Luigi
Waaaaaa waaaaaa cry and delude edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
BREAKING:>Trump Sets New April 27 Deadline>Speaking from the Oval Office, President Trump issued a fresh two-week ultimatum to Iran. He warned the situation "won't be pleasant" if Tehran fails to reach a deal by April 27.https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/commodities/articles/oil-price-slides-below-100-190028120.html
I have no money and I must slurp
I own the digital asset known as LINK
>>62111074I remember this. Sirgay lingered at the edge of the photo looking at him acting like he was not doing so and weedled his way in to get the photo op. Everyone Trump was talking to looked at him incredulously like they couldn't believe someone would do it so nakedly and Trump knew and refused to even turn his body toward him and ignored him as he tried to get a photo speaking leaning at Trump and then Trump literally swatted him away. All just so Sirgay could dump more link tokens directly on retail which he did very soon after. Not even exaggerating or being unfair, this is exactly what happened. It was at the signing of the Genius stablecoin bill into law. Watch the full video, it is hilarious. Lol
everybody haaatesyou stupid stiiiiiiinksfuck em all yeah
HOLY SHITBy sheer chance I happened to be watching Sunny today, "The gang finds a dumpster baby", and recognised one of the frames Asslarper used (pic related).In this episode, Dennis (AB's avatar) convinces an activist to CHAINLINK himself to a tree, then LITERALLY cuckolds him.>A SINGULAR TREE>THE cuckOLDS OF CRYPTO!Now do you believe me?Inverse Assblaster; what did he tell you was useless?
>>62111074hey I grabbed this moment in history so it can be remembered forever on this board to shit on stinkies hahaha good times
have you learned to read yet?
>>62111907buy an ad.
goy edish>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.htmlComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62111409>>62111430>>62111430>>62111430
>>62111348That was different because that was a war- wait a second
>Oil Soars 7%, OPEC Cuts Demand Forecast As Trump Moves to Block Iran Portshttps://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Oil-Soars-7-OPEC-Cuts-Demand-Forecast-As-Trump-Moves-to-Block-Iran-Ports.html
>>62111009big, if true
>>62111088says the one that prays to satan lmaooo
Now that bitcoin is dead, what are you investing in instead?
>>62110302This. The ROI on Pokemon is insane, I'm surprised more of you here on /biz aren't even aware of it. You'd think an imageboard full of weebs would realize just how insanely valuable these are, people are literally getting shot for Pokemon cards now.
>>62110344can i just buy charizard instead? how to make moeny out of pokemon? i am new to this
>>62111135well yeah, simplest way is to just buy the most popular cards and hold but you have to time the market right to get good deals. You can still make some money with some of the newer sets that just came out. The most popular one right now is called "Ascended Heroes" because it has the og Pikachu, Charizard, Dragonite, Gengar and Mewtwo cards in it. Other sets won't be as popular because they don't have popular Pokemon so avoid those, the value of a set depends heavily on what cards are in it so check TCGplayer for prices. If you can find boxes or packs of Ascended Heroes buy them ASAP. Retail price is supposed to be $5 a pack but market price is already $12 a pack and will just get higher over time. Within 3-5 years it will go to around $20-$40 a pack when Pokemon Company stops printing them and will just keep going higher
>>62110294Shorting BTC all the way back to $1,000. The next 10 years are going to be great!
Preorder for the newest set is up right now and will only be around for around 1-2 hours before it sells out. Here's your chance to make some money, this only happens once every 4 months so get your preorders while you can on pokemoncenter
Why haven't you created and sold a business yet?
I read your twitter screencap 3 times and I still don't understand what he's saying
>>62111753Brown hands run that account
>>62111756"Read Pinned or NGMI" does scream Indian to me
>>62111745It's true, "CoastFIRE" is more like CopeFIRE, a consolation prize for poors who burned out and settle for working a McWagie job until they're 59.5. It's not FI and it's not RE, it's just wagie cope desu.