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If you try hard enough you might recall last years shitcoins apocalypse. Let's post 10/10 stories, pictures, share cope about loses and such. This is very /business and finance/ as it was the biggest event in crypto in like 4-5 years and newcomers might want to learn about it before they decide to put their money into shitcoins.

10 out of 10 anniversary of the future of finance
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>>62769479
Why'd she do it bros??
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>>62769591
现在以太你看到哪个低点
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Through a miracle I managed to sell my entire SOLBTC stack sometime in mid September at the local top.
On 10/10 I remember laughing seeing the alt garbage ratios crashing knowing they would never recover again.
The fun was a little bit dampened because Binance had issues moving Bitcoin off the exchange to my wallet. Rumors spread that Binance was using user funds and Wintermute to fuel the liquidations further. In the end Binance transferred everything
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>>62769451
>stops were in place but the dump was so quick they didn't trigger
that's crazy
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>>62771294
Also order books got cleared so there were no buy orders for those sell orders triggered by stop losses

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Pic related is what will happen, financially speaking
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>>62771768
Americans have already demonstrated that they wont do anything about any of these problems.
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>>62771763
Thats why white people will colonzie bali and parts of sea.
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unless your local government does something like a progressive taxing scheme on outside of the state money you will simply be competing with venture capital firms from new york. literal fucking carpet bagging going on and your government is complicit in this

imagine a scenario where any LLC or incorporated firm had to pay an extra .5% for every house they owned it would limit their exposure and open the market up for people who actually live in the area
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>>62771765
>How will they claim rent if no one goes to work?
That's the secret, they don't need to claim, the state will pay.
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>>62771934
This.
You can:
>make the country brown
>make women insufferable cunts
>make housing unaffordable
>make chatbots replace you
>make the president pump and dump the market with insiders
and the proud Americans. Won't. Do. Shit.

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Do goyim really?
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It do be like that

T. Good goyim

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Which one are you?
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>>62771904
>land and ammo bad
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>>62772184
It's pretty great. I don't have a fund I can access, but he has 2+ million in assets that will be divided equally among the three children, which keeps a lot of stress off of me to know I won't ever have to work a horrible job I hate just to retire in modest comfort. I just max out my Roth IRA every year (the ultimate insurance plan) and work fun jobs that give me opportunities to travel. The only drawback is worrying about health insurance since I'm an American, over 26, and I have to be employed full time or a student to get any care that isn't rapetier
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>>62771569
I'm right here
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>>62772692
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>>62771569
I’m the real estate and index fund guy. Owe 30k on my 2018 house and should be paid off in 4 years so hoping it will be a cash cow. Have had tenants in it for a year no with no issue. Invest in index funds but individual stocks too. Only put 1k in crypto, lost about 400 but steadily coming back.

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Just hit 850 on FICO 8 model. How are anons doing with their credit? You do have an excellent score, don't you anons?
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i was at 850 then paid off car loan and went sub 800 baka
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>>62772660
Oh sorry, u got the peasant scoring system, real men go up to 900 for bank card models.
Industry-Specific FICO Scores (e.g., Auto or Bankcard models): Ranges from 250 to 900. Lenders use these tailored models when you apply for a specific type of credit card or auto loan.
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>>62772804
You sound really insecure about having a lower score than me anon.
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Credit score make you a good guy to be beta providing
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just threw some collections junk mail in the trash again

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The earth is not flat.
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>>62765176
https://youtu.be/0514L2QwOBE
https://youtu.be/GwkqLv-fOjg?t=2209
https://youtu.be/m7ZpvLu_tFE
https://youtu.be/lKg-yn86zp4
https://youtu.be/p-BFmn2S_jU
https://youtu.be/BVJgObFHLY4
https://youtu.be/ru5fdfovkGI
https://youtu.be/74KRZt5oJME
https://youtu.be/tdwy-hxS-ts
https://youtu.be/UAx5cl9VpTE
https://youtu.be/JlFnJPFjcc0
https://youtu.be/XetG30_YOeo
https://youtu.be/ziVLbEoQ4Sc
https://youtu.be/7H_1ZbuA9HI

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>>62765176
correct it's croissant shaped
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bazinga!
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>>62765176
It makes me angry that this guy got rich from selling his dogshit premium service while being repeatedly wrong about the market. What a grift
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>>62770522
Basically it's bullshit pushed by the royal society (like many others like evolution), in order to replace the priests by (((scientist))). It mostly worked.

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I just slept in until 11am, went for a swim, got some lunch. stopped by the dispensary, now I’m going to get a good buzz and go to the gym and maybe play some pickleball later, after that I might go walk with my girlfriend or play some video games or grab a drink at a bar and watch college football

I can’t fucking imagine waking up at 5am to go work in an Amazon warehouse, I would actually blow my brains out before I ever work as a wagie ever again, how do normgroids manage it?

I have a little $ saved up hopefully it lasts me until we achieve AGI, my plan is to go NEET mode for the next 5-6 years and focus on my mental and psychical health since we should have AGI and UBI by then…
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>>62770690
we recently went through a round of automation where mgmt automates tasks, fires workers, and keeps the money
Is there a reason you believe "AGI" will go differently?

If you are about to say; 'they cant do that to everyone, there will be riots!!!'. You are everyone. Will you riot? do you have a gun?
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>>62770697
Sounds like a problem you and your dick created. Whiny bitch
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>>62770690
> Increases in technology will lead to an easier life for everyone
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>>62770690
>playing video games
>drinking at a bar
>watching college sports ball
>calling other people normies
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>>62772626
It’s not a problem. I’m glad to not be a faggot man child like you, nigger

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Double Bottom on QNT

Ooo sneech
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WE LOVE YOU QUANT
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>>62769897
Holy pakistan spam.....
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>quant
tight tight tight
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Dumbest post I've seen all week

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A being from a parallel reality who issues receipts for absolutely everything: sleep, being late, being in a bad mood, even just existing.
Bipun is convinced he controls the laws of reality. However every time he tries to apply another rule, the situation gets out of control.
His most favourite phrase:
"BEEP-BEEP! THIS IS A PAID THING!"
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numerically verifiable accountability. one step closer to the perfect behavior formula. thank you bipun, for your selfless acts of kindness to the business community

do i get the PAID Thank You sticker from you or the other guy
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>>62772554
You won’t receive a sticker, only a receipt
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>>62772554
So here is your first receipt - $800 for asking a sticker
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>>62772579
Do you take checks?
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>>62772788
No

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Self-aware enough to know that I am too stupid to be a profitable investor. Nothing I buy gains in value, and I only lose.
With that in mind, what strategies are fitting for financial brainlets like myself? I am at least bright enough to not spend a lot of money and I know how to pinch a penny. But when I invest, I typically lose, and I'm just holding onto cash because I'm now afraid I'll lose anything I put money into.
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>>62771190
If it goes to zero, you've got significantly bigger problems than your bank account. Like the collapse of the modern economic paradigm as we know it.
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>>62772544
I keep hearing this and it sounds like bullshit. Shitcoins rug, stocks rug, the S&P is functionally no different.
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>>62772547
>the S&P is functionally no different
But the US stock market has never rugged, that's the point. The absolute worst has been about a 22% drop YoY.
That's not to say it's impossible, it absolutely could, but IF the US markets ever truly went to zero, the dollar and the rest of the world are also inescapably so so so fucked, so any fretting about your particular investment is a moot point, understand?
But if it makes you feel better, buy part index funds and part gold to shore things up.
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>>62771184
sell your powers to people with money. tell them you can sell something and it will go up, and whatever you buy will go down
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>>62771195
>You can apply this to pretty much any blue chip stock, shit like MSFT can drop from 530 bucks down to 280 bucks, you buy, it'll run back to 1000 bucks in 10 years. Easy shit.
People tried this, it doesn't work

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The great depression is starting next year isn't it
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>>62771709
only if youre in stocks
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>>62771709
Jeets ask questions without using question marks.
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>>62772063
WW3 will happen because of the Thucydides trap. Unlike at any point during the Cold War, the US is now in real danger of being surpassed. war is already happening, we're in the modern equivalent of 1938 when war had already partly started, the Sudetenland was annexed and war was raging in China, conflict spread to gradually become a full-blown world war by 1941
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>>62771709
Nah people are already depressed.
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By next do you mean the coming year or the one after the coming year

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I told my coworkers AI is coming for their jobs, raises, and promotions, and that they’ll be working more for less pay and they all agreed and then I told them they have no future and they all got mad.

I also told them median homes cost 6× median income and that they will most likely renting till they die and they all got mad again.

Are people in denial, or am I missing something? I even showed them data to prove I was right.
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Autistic browncel thread
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>>62772389
Only 54% of women and 64% of men work at all in the US. Those people support the rest of the population.
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>>62772362
Montana went up like crazy, I wonder if it is because it still has a high concentration of white people
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>>62772362
What happened to MT (too lazy to look the name up)?
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>>62772354
plot twist: OPs coworkers did not get mad at the gloomy future prospects but that he blamed liberals and minorities for it

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$310,000 in JEPQ = $2900 a month
$225,000 in JEPQ = $2110 a month


Rent - $1500
Utilities - $200
Transportation - $300
Insurance - $300
Food - $300
Misc - $200
Wifi + phone = $60

= $2860
If with roommate - $750 = $2110


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Just let the thread die
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>>62770892
its a relatively new ETF so its worth the investment to see how it plays out. quite frankly all these CC ETFs should cost a 1/3rd of what they do for the value they provide.

also FYEE had a slightly higher yield vs JEPI.
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>>62772654
no this is an interesting topic seethe more kike
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>>62772671
Im fucking white and I already invest in JEPQ/JEPI
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>>62772673
>kike thinks he's white
KWAB

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Me: “AI can’t replace me. I am an accountant manager. Someone has to take responsibility when things go wrong.”

CEO: “Great. We’ll fire 3 of you, give the remaining 2 AI, and make them responsible for the work of all 5.

How should I even reply? I have spent years in this profession. It is who I am, it is my purpose, it is my identity.
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>>62772302
Management is the easiest skill to outsource to AI. Buy shares of the company, go to the quarterly shareholder meeting, and add a vote to the docket to replace the CEO with AI. Do this at every quarterly meeting forever. If you get let go keep going and doing this. CEO salaries are the largest form of bloat/wasted overhead that can be easily streamlined.
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>>62772302
Git gud so you're one of the 2
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>>62772364
> CEO salaries are the largest form of bloat/wasted overhead that can be easily streamlined.
Wrong. So wrong. Wage broke slave mentality.
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>>62772305
it's accountanttard. He's been posting this "AI is taking over accounting" shit at least once a week for the last 3 years.
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I used to work in audit and risk and sox. Most of the actual controls testing is procedural bullshit and the hardest part is just hounding people to get you what you need to check a box. Worse it's the same controls over and over and very little creative thinking. I don't see how 70% of the grunt work auditor work can't be automated out and it's just a few senior slaves who review the workpapers.

The muh man in the middle argument can be said of any department and I don't see how accounting and audit have some superior protection

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chad burger usa #1 edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:

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>>62772633
SpaceX is a shit stock. It's going to be like Tesla if Tesla started at 500 billion.
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>>62772621
Jeff literally said they can fly on NG this year if they want.
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>>62772255
On /trv/ its famous for an Indian jannie/moderator who spends all day calling people incels and hallucinations using chatgpt. However you mention the wrong topics? Instant 3 day
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Oh man..hahaha!!

Its gonna be a big one tomorrow.

Teeeheeeee
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I tested the AI-coded Adobe clones and they work just fine. What exactly is the bullish case for Adobe now? They'll just sue everyone who does this and publishes online?

Previous: >>62715295

>Buy XRP on:
Coinbase, Binance, Bitrue, Uphold, Robinhood, Kraken, Kucoin, etc

>Why hold XRP?
https://youtu.be/5urrOWO0KDI
>Newfag Tutorial:
https://youtu.be/23Yn5GdYpJc
>XRPL Guide:
https://xrpl.guide
>XRPL Explorer:
https://bithomp.com
>XRPL Richlist:
https://rich-list.info

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>>62770778
>the turbo-efficiency of XRP as the automated intermediary
Yeah, with the help of market makers, liquidity providers, and exchanges.

It's a joke, which is why everybody is going to use stablecoins for settlement instead.
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>>62770815
Lol Yes exactly using them for institutional liquidity, but for individual transactions they are not required whatsoever. You got mad you lost an argument in the prior threads and are coping in a really weird way.
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>>62772209
>using them for institutional liquidity
Yes, as middlemen.

Also nobody uses this "institutional liquidity" system, but stablecoins instead.
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>>62772586
Yes they do. And your own fake objection is completely negated if you think liquidity is irrelevant. Lol Stablecoins cannot be used as a neutral bridge. Already had this argument exhaustively. See this thread (even though you are the same jewish faggot who was the one arguing against me in bad faith in it with a literally incoherent position lol):
https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62739715
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>>62773297
>Yes they do. And your own fake objection is completely negated
Yoy're the one who negated his own objection about about "muh middleman".

>Stablecoins cannot be used as a neutral bridge
You're conflating the bridge and the thing that needs to be bridged.
Because you're dumb.

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Its going in the wrong direction. I think we need an emergency meeting soon.
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>>62772230
Imagine being bearish after a golden cross. You're not even really bearish, you're just a retarded metalfag seething because you lost your ass on silver this year.
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>>62772519
Is this projection from a crypto baggie?
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>>62772540
Im up 20% since I jumped back in. How are those silverbags feeling? -50% is pretty rough for a rock with 5% CAGR
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>>62772552
Sure you did baggie.
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>>62772553
>that one year return
kek, BTC is fucking done.

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The democrats will win in a blowout. Bitcoin will crash and find its bottom. Bitcoin has never ever bottomed BEFORE the midterm elections. Trump will full-scale invade iran. Only reason he isn't doing it now is he's worried about the election he has literally said this. Do you really think if the democrats take the house and senate the markets will just shrug. They will shoot down every single pro business pro ai legislation. Trump will want his revenge. If he wins you get 5000 and we hit max inflation and infinite market goes up while value of dollar goes to zero. If he looses he will say fuck yall and the market will crash in max fear. If you screw him over what reason will he wan to keep making money for you. Then Republicans will circle jersey about how terrible democrats are for the economy even though they aren't even sworn in yet. Mark my words a month from now this place will be swarming with pink wojaks. The fat cats will always get rich and chuds will always loose. There is far more profit to be maid with a market crash from the fat cats then increased up, unless we get complete degen 5k checks lmao.
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>>62772000
Your pic rel had the government shutdown for months early this year just to annoy Americans. The combination of democrats punishing people for voting the wrong way and Trump having nothing left to lose makes me think OP is right. Next year might not even be a simple recession; it could be a crisis.
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>>62772020
>the government shuts down and life goes on unaffected
>oh no not the government changing political parties that will bring everything to a halt
Pick one
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if the US doesn't commit to austerity after the mid-terms there will be a global sovereign bond crisis
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>>62771884
>Trump will want his revenge.
Why are you talking about this stuff like it isnt all fake gay and scripted
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>>62772000
what sort of big titted demon puts cheese on raw hamburgers?

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>be me

>show up to office an hour late

>manager pulls me aside

>"You know this is a really bad look in front of upper management, right?"

>tell him it's literally just a job

>not my identity, not my life's purpose, just something I do in exchange for money

>his face turns red

>launches into a 10-minute sermon about the "dignity of work," professionalism, ambition, and climbing the corporate ladder

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>>62769359
an hour is crazy
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just kill the jeet in minecraft and take his place. or talk to someone higher up who has more sense.
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>>62769359
>why do corporate managers take it as a personal insult when an employee doesn't worship their job?

middle management is a high paid no skills needed job
they just scared to loose it
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>>62769359
Just accuse him of harassment and sue the company.
You people need to paly the vitcim more.
Being put in a performance plan after this conversation while your performance is fine. Literally just go to HR and accuse the firm of harassment.
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>>62769359
Then clean toilets for a living if you cant even fake this easy shit, retard.

>Polymarket, Kalshi, etc.
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>>62771366
I prefer to use predictions on phantom
Which i believe is done through hyperliquid. I hate polymarkets UI. Might just be my phone but its always so slow
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>>62771464
I will try it.
thanks m8.
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Goybase is offering me freebies to use their prediction, derivatives and options. Anyone else try and max this each month?


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