The crypto shoah begins, there will be no survivors.
Will this be continued on Monday and Tuesday or is the worst part over?Those big wicks on basically every coin are making me nervous.
>>61087244So nothing will happen since the shoa is fake
are there any crypto trading bots/apps that can auto trade for me? i've seen stuff like this before a while ago... also can it even be profitable?
bump
>>61084940$500 an hour
>>61084565Some exchanges have trading bots available. CDC has a spot grid trading bot
>>61085885Do you get prorated if you only need 5 min?
I bought profittrailer years ago and it was greatCalling it automatic is a bit much tho cause you have to mess with the settings a lot. very clean ui and let's you focus on the trading strategies instead of trying to fix code. I would reccomend the pt magic addon to compliment it
Is now the best time to start buying crypto and stocks?
>>61087561The best time was 10+ years ago. But yes, the second-best time is probably now. Don't forget to take profits on the way up or the next orange nigger chimpout will cost you dearly.
>>61087561Is the chimpout over already? Altcoins did a bit of frontrunning, but the timing suggests he wants to milk this for a month. If he pops the general tech bubble in the process, it might just be a January entry point.
>>61087561>picrel
>China Numba 1
why do jews and trannies hate him, here in india he is a god
>>61087520>here inwhat are you implying here
>>61087520Jannies delete this shit bait
>here in india he is a godI know a strong argument when I see one.
*Gurgling bubbly noises*"All good here..."*Spooky creaking noises*"Dropped two weights...."
>market has a massive reset just a few weeks before Smartcon, Swift adoption, and the Federal Reserve meetingChainlink is single-handedly going to rebuild the market, and make it return to fundamentals again.
>>61087701comfy af
>>61087701this is my hopium too, its probably delusion tho
>>61087701Not only that, but the dump was deliberately timed to coincide with the token unlock. Bullish for LINK.
>>61087701>Federal Reserve meetingI'm 90% sure this is the reason they turbodumped Bitcoin yesterday.
>>61087739>robably delusionMaybe, but clearly something has to happen when a major switch like Swift or the Fed gets flipped.And at least this mass liquidation event dislodged a lot of the fossilized liquidity in the usual shitcoins, ghostchains, and meme trash. So a big fat reshuffle seems imminent.
DO NOT BUY THIS DEAD CAT BOUNCE BULL TRAP WE WILL DUMP HARDER WHEN BURGERS WAKE UP
>>61087753They can't trade though. They have to wait for Monday. Burgers are ETF consoomers.
>>61087767bitcoin is just chink SPY nowanyway we will pump at open and dump hard midday market is closed for columbus day and no one wants to hold positions over a holiday in times like this
>>61087842GM SAAR
every dip
>>61087842I'm still £800 short of 0.21 BTC. It's over.
/biz/ missed out, AGAIN
>big boys decide its time to liquidate all of the leverageKEK
this might be the single best experience ive had on /biz/
>>61087703Only one autistic freak can save us now>QUADS>AND>THE>MARKET>EXPLAUDS
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>>61087657bull trap
Liq flushes have happened in every bullrun before bullish continuations. People just became accustomed to not seeing them because ETFs gave Bitcoin some unusual price stability
what do you think will happen when this bubble pops
Nothing
>>61087751This is not the worst part. Digital tulips is.Money misallocation is even worse than in fucking 2000.Also I hope you'll enjoy your RTX6080 priced 3500$ due to rare earths restrictions.
>>61087756/thread
How does something like this even fucking happen?
>>61086095You own tokens, like a kid at chuck e cheese. Even they don't need KYC to redeem
>>61085792when the sell pressure is too high yea, if you swap on the dip oh houdini, should have considered yourself lucky
>>61085998You can turn 1 btc into 27 ozs of gold instantly whenever you want. Is that something? Dumb rock nigger
>>61086090I see
i'm currently bullish on xrp tho
I'm so tired of losing money being on the speculator side instead of the creator side, here's the idea: Prediction Markets (even Kalshi) made me feel so cheated and scammed because of the wide bid/ask spreads and fees that make you down 10/15% immediately, so I came up with my own idea for a simple Prediction Game that is net-positive for the players instead of net negative meaning if they continue to play then statistically they will come out ahead. It plays exactly like PancakeSwap Prediction where you bet if Bitcoin will be up or down in 5 minutes but for it to work users have to bet on whether my dapp's token will be up or down in 5 minutes. If they're right, not only do they get the money of everyone who was wrong, but the trading fees of the token go into a separate pot which is then also given to them as extra winnings, that's what makes it the ONLY net-positive gambling game on Earth. Thoughts?
For example everywhere else is laughably bad, Aster 5 minute futures only give you +50% if you are right, wtf even is that? You will lose 100% if you are wrong so there's no overcoming that no matter how good you are. With Kalshi (largest prediction market) you are down 10-15% immediately upon entering a position due to fees. Everyone everywhere is getting ripped off massively and I think I can solve that problem.
>>61087727>bump
sexandtitties bros, what worth is there in holding SXT if LINK dumps? we're totally dependent on their success.
idk i just like the coin
>>61087648Stinklinker's toilet.
You were providing liquidity during the crash, right?
im quitting coinbase after they went mica compliant, been thinking about setting up a hyperliquid eth adrress for that.how hard is is it compared to a cex?is bridging btc a pain or nah?
What's your business plan?
>>61087387>I'm gonna gonna coooooooooom!
eWaste
My strategy involves complex algorithmic formulae that I use to ensure I buy high and sell low.
>>61087387Leaving the West
>>61087387Real talk: Writing a business plan is a complete waste of time. It just makes wantrepreneurs feel like they're entrepreneuring without actually doing anything. If you manage to get an actual business off the ground and reality hits, you will end up throwing your business plan out the window because it's useless fanfiction. Unless you have actual investors, you don't need a business plan. Investors won't even read it, they just want to feel like you did your homework. If you have investors, just make something up on chatgpt, make some bullshit charts on excel, get it spiral bound to make it look fancy, and investors will be happy.
Trust. The. Plan.
GOLD REEVALUATION INCOMING RETARDS. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT
>>61087246Reevaluating up or down?
>>61087246nah gold will pump, everyone will be flocking over to "safe" assets (and get rugged by the metal jews)
Sometimes I go on twitter/x because I’m a colossal faggot. But every Bitcoin or crypto related post is someone talking about being liquidated like this. Honestly this is very fucking bullish. The house always wins against degen leverage traders before a huge run.
>>61085927We're in the month of October -_- we barely have 2 months left of bullrun.What is crypto going to do? Turn bear market into a bull market for 2026 ?
>>61086247He's a towel head, he's got the money.However 4M is still not 400k or even 40k It's because some people want to put all their eggs in one basket to manage just 1 basket instead of 20 baskets. They're in an all or nothing mentality.
Leverage flushes during bullmarkets have always been very bullish. It scares the shit out of retail and allows the big boys to re-enter at the lows
I just closed my long before it dumped. The house doesn't always win. The house has never defeated me.
>>61087331heh yeah the thing is, we already had a bullmarket. stocks and gold got the euphoria. crypto got carrots. now it's a downtrend
it's overi will never financially recover from this
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>>61087644Problem is this: All the people who got in on one of the lower steps sold in 2021. Only very few stayed, I saw some stat once, it's less than 10000 people or so worldwide. Many diseases no doctor knows about have more patients.
>>61087644And you? Do you want to stay? They recently announced US pension funds as crypto buyers. The last buyer of any asset.
