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>NEW POLKADOT ETF

GAVIN
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this shits still around i sold in 2021
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>>62362631
Gayvin: "Look Vitalik, I have my own channel too, it's rubbish and useless but I have one! Look at me, please look at me... Respect me!"
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>>62362631
>>62362641

50 shades of Gavin

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>mfw he didn't invest in Space X
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>>62356775
there are no named male mcs so no. its a yuribait series.
i want to push my tongue into gabs unwashed honeypot, btw.
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>>62359984
Should've watched Super Cub
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People don't realize that a share is actually worth $22,000. They don't know they're holding Chipotle
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>>62356307
2 more weeks
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>>62356448
Yes

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I went all-in SpaceX at $175
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>>62360053
Green id and we are all going to make it.
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>>62361502
looks like he used the hair transplant gift certificate that oscar winners get
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>>62360049
I was ready to buy it at 175 even before they brought it down to 150. I'm glad they did because I was able to buy even more.
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>>62360053
Trump says inflation is good so we will all be trillionaires by 2032.
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>>62361502
He looks like that weirdo youth-obsessed billionaire

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It's just that easy
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>>62361446
it was fixed in 1923
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>>62361760
everyone knows the first trillion is the hardest.
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>>62362645
Every billionaire is using market cap

Do you think bezos or Larry page have hundreds of billions sitting in a Scrooge mcduck style vault?
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>>62361435
last line in that pic is of particular note
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>>62361967
Idk I think he has to be public facing to maximize this money velocity. Musk sells Tesla, SpaceX, X, Boring Company etc. He could go in the shadows and maintain that and grow it but he couldn't go at this rate.

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It sure is nice browsing this blue board in public with porn ads.
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>>62361133
not seeing porn ads

maybe you're just hyper sensitive and think any woman in an ad is porn
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>>62361133
Brave browser on mobile gets rid of porn ads
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Never once seen an ad on this site since 2007 because I'm not retarded and I use an ad blocker. Never fathomed that there are "people" on this site who don't use one but I guess zoomers are a special kind of retard.
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>>62361133
You should have posted the ad to show the hypocrisy of the retards who manage this website
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People still bareback the internet? lol

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>OMG MUSK IS SO RICH FIRST TRILLIONAIRE o algo
meanwhile geRICHmany
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>>62362953
Bro thinks pictures that are on black in white are modern
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>>62362955
That photo has black people and a sign in english. It's clearly not 1920s Germany.
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>>62362887
This is the US Government's strategy unironically.
It's why Trump immediately fired Powell and went to elect a puppet who will not raise rates for any time he's in office: He wants to strangle the USD so the massive debt being incurred right now becomes irrelevant.
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>>62362984
it's either that or print a 45 trillon coin + tip to expunge the debt, both are bad the dollar
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>>62362953
>>62362980

Zimbabwe most likely.
>>62362834
That's cute, trillion dollars ain't what it used to be. But you'll find he has greater purchasing power than really anyone in the modern era, with the rest being kinda fictional or hard to express

>Ethereum
>Is less relevant than Polkadot now

Vitalik and Gavin should do the fusion dance
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LOL
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disgustingly AI-written site

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Elon Musk will be bankrupt by the end of the year
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>>62362889
i never alleged that you retard
every post you make adds another layer of retardation
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>>62362901
no you didn't. you just kept asking from like a drooling retard, when i had just answered
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>>62362905
>>62362788
>bought up from who?
>>62362799
>by the bigger companies that survive
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>>62361349
GROK ISN'T DOING EROTIC RP ANY MORE, IT'S OVER.
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>>62362928
you are stupid aren't you lmao, i ignored the from and showed you the by because i thought you'd understand your question was stupid, quote me another from, keep doing it and i'll keep calling you stupid for it, fucking retard


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100% up in the past 24 hours
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>>62362326
We know trump.
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>>62362341
kek
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why is /biz/ still not understanding the enormity of things
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All that white knight & simping she still didnt let you fuck. After 800 pages know its not for you.
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Oh my god. She wont let you fuck. Your're not him.

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I've lost my entire life savings ($3200) this year
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>>62361579
if i had two million and lost half i would be super pissed. comfortable still, but pissed.
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I played the best ones (7 8 9)
7 is peak, 8 was more serious, 9 was a bit odd but also cool
after the psx there was no point in buying more consoles and the magic was lost anyway
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>>62348608
Fuck these rich assholes OP. I know how you feel. I lost half my life savings which equated to around the same amount of money. It's a lot of money if you're paycheque to paycheque. These posters are bragging about losing 300k in a day because they're completely disconnected from the value of money. It's just a number on a screen to them.
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>>62361712
people who made literally hundreds of thousands or millions from crypto, and dont care, dont care because they have a poor mindset. they dont understand what wealth can do for them. thats why they hold dogshit and post here. if i had a million you would never see me post on /biz/. i would be busy living.
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>>62349291
it's a bad game but a good experience

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Its time to de-risk /biz/.
>b-but alts are already down 98% since 2025 and 99% since 2024

yes, but they are about to drop another 99%
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literally all I care about at all about crypto is the ramifications of the clarity act passing for monero.

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>>62362740
You can openly talk to vampires and aliens now and say it's AI.

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an entire generation has only experienced the post 2008 fake money casino economy
Most young people in the west don't even know what a real market looks like
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>>62362667
hyperinflation is the price of a house becoming the price of a loaf of bread within a year and the house price itself becoming worth 2-3 million times what its worth today in the hyper inflated currency

the way the fed prints just makes the house price 2-3X in a couple of years while the loaf of bread goes up a little bit
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>>62362697
>the money jews got this under control don't worry
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>>62362697
>the way the fed prints just makes the house price 2-3X in a couple of years while the loaf of bread goes up a little bit
kek oh you sweet summer child
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>>62362748
>>62362761
assetless poors detected
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>>62362768
bagholding nigger detected

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https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1WRQT
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irrelevant metric pal
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>>62362721
That's not how bears make money
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Compare how easy it was to buy a stock in 1975 vs today
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>>62362721

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wage
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>>62356735
Holy comfy
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>>62354378
How?
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I legitimately don't think about my job at work 80% of the time as I'm usually busy browsing /biz/, playing online Catan or talking to Claude while "working". The other 20% is me trying to figure out how I asking out my coworker so obviously likes me, but without the chance of having an awkward conversation with HR before my termination.
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I worked on a quick Mars wargame scenario to de-rad today. It was nil casualties and the pursuit craft went kamikaze on a...pfft...thorium mine mistaking it for Hutchie HQ...idiot.
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>>62354589
third wordie here, I'm teaching kids english online, shitpay but at the least I get to slack off behind the screen if the kid is doing ok. Had been trying to find better deals but my brain is currently fried from gaming so doing this to stall out my situation in the meantime.

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Thanks for contributing your hard earned to the IPO, been wanting some exit liquidity for a while now.

You were never going to 'make it' with this one . . just like all the others. I'll see you Monday morning 06:00 am sharp, wagie.
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>>62361016
The weekend is like a high-speed train ride heading straight toward a brick wall named Monday, wagie.
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I work at Amazon corporate and there's something called a "bezos escalation" with an entire team supporting it, it's when a retarded faggot customer directly reaches out to bezos regarding an issue they had instead of customer support, and this fucker will instruct someone in that team to contact whoever is responsible for this to fix it ASAP. All priorities or business needs will be thrown out of the window and it needs to be addressed now even if the "impact" is just one customer. I've seen it happen multiple times and it's always funny how it can singlehandedly shit up a team's year long plans kek
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>>62362486
Lmao. And how many of these are there a day or week?
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>>62361016
>I'll see you Monday morning 06:00 am sharp, wagie
I don't take orders from 12 figure poorfags.
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>>62361016
Ywnbaraem (you will never be as rich as Elon musk). Cope and seethe

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My diabolical plan to get rich:
I invest money in the stock market.
Every single day, I aim to make 1% profit on what I started with that day. Just one percent.
If I make 1% profit on the first day, my total is 101%. My new base is 101%, and the next day I make 1% profit on THAT. And I keep going.
Over time, this will make my wealth fucking EXPLODE.
ln(38)/ln(1.01) gives me 365.57
That's right, I'll 38x my money in a year. Sounds fucking crazy, but it sounds doable.
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>>62362705
That doesn’t sound bad
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>Just win everyday and never lose bro
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That’s how I became a trillionaire, best of luck to you ol’ chap

>t. Elon Musk
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VINDICATED
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>>62356272
She’s a beauty. What strain?
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>>62356272
Did I miss it?


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