obese orange tyrant edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>61656612581 meant for 563
Damn. I should've used the whole salary, I think I got to the point where my trading decisions do good 99% of the time but I'm just too cautious.
If the Q4 report is positive (most likely) then it might hit above 3 dollars per share and Q1 2026 is already confirmed positive, it has only gone up till now.
Silver is probably reaching a top soon. There are too many latecomer /biz/lets who don't 'get' that you're supposed to stack silver for literally 20 years.
>>61654444I know it was hot as fuck. I was just sipping on my booze at 1:49 AM and then suddenly "CHOPPERS OVER CARACAS".
Is a $560 car payment a lot?I told some friends of fries that my car payment was $560.I said it was "almost nothing".They seemed to think $560 was a lot to spend and definitely not nothing.I think I insulted them by accident.I have $3,400 a month free cash so $560 is around 16%Thats not a lot, right?
/biz in 2035
>>61655909Powered by Chainlink
>>61655879Nigger in 2035 this board won't exist
>>61655909>>61655879/biz/ is already irrelevant
>>61655909>>61656001>>61656006>>61656552>>61656561Dead shitcoin lmao
>>61655879Consult the chart
>Buttcorn has no real use ca—ACK!
>>61656394That’s actually really cool, damn
>>61656456Retarded bot
Dude, this homemade artisan homecooked homecrafted BURGER, bro, it's got that angus wagyu triple A welldone medium rare ribeye ground, 25%, bro, this is artisan craftmanship. So, yeah, this is our $47 burger, dude, look at this patty bro. It's 2 quarter pounders home cooked, home raised home reared home slaughtered, home salted, grilled by our cooks with 30 years of artisan experience. So, yeah. Look, the inside is still raw, it has that artisan touch, it's perfect. It's that marbled- that raw artisan grass-fed japanese beef, beautiful. look at that marbling, man. So, yeah, so, we source it from our local artisan craft butcher. They only do small orders, just for us. Guy opens at 10 and closes at 11 and that's it. We do it OLD STYLE, baby! Yep......Every morning we get our asses in gear to make those perfect burgers just for YOU. It's our passion. This runs in our blood. So, yeah, the pickles are dill fresh, bite fresh, total crunch, lettuce, cheese, onions, the business. Oh yeah, bro we also accept Bitcoin. Dude, it's like. I dont know, it's just, fix the money fix the world, right? We're just some humble dudes, doin' our part. Gotta do what you gotta do.
>>61656394Steak N Shake is a dying chain, their franchise rate is collapsing and they are so desperate that their franchising agreement plans are just scams now (they will send you to a training program with an 80% failure rate to get approved to franchise, assign you a dying store, and revoke your franchise license if you turn it around to make it a corporate location after you've fixed it). Them liquidating assets into BTC that they can just lose when they go bankrupt or try holding as they close everything and pray it hit 1m per BTC is honestly the only logical thing they could do.
>>61656394They're going to get fucked so hard by taxes.
>privacy coin user tries to cash out to USD so he can actually use his money and buy things >exchange uses automated chain analysis to check the trail >sees you recently used privacy coins to hide your tracks >LOCKS your account and money indefinitely >asks you to please explain your source of wealthprivacy chuddies don't have any way around this and they don't have an answer either.
you have to pay taxes, theres no way around that
>>61655916oh how i love democracies such as eu. amazing freedom and such
>>61655916Only shitcoins like zcash or railgun or dashmonerochads run a shadow economy and can simply use their money. Mad respect to monerochads even though I don't own any monero
>work your regular wagie job>your XMR goes to 7000 dollars a coin in the meantime>quietly vacation in a third world country>never come back>withdraw your money on the non-kyc thirde exchanges
>>61656009>>61655945but no one actuallyd oes this.
and never recovercrypto is doomed to fail because it faces an inherent contradiction: to serve effectively as a currency (a medium of exchange), it would need built-in depreciation discourage hoarding and encourage circulation (like fiat with its 2% inflation target that stimulates economic activity)However, Bitcoin tends to appreciate dramatically in value, turning them into speculative assets that people hoard as investments rather than spend, which defeats its purpose as decentralized money thus preventing widespread adoption as a true currency.
>>61656466The advertised use-case for Viagra completely changed because clinical trials revealed an entirely new, highly effective medical application.For Bitcoin, the core advertised use-case as p2p electronic cash has not successfully pivoted to a new dominant utility. Faith and institutional acceptance in BTC only exists because of the original whitepaper selling it to millennials as being an alternative currency following 2008 financial crisis. These are two separate things, unc
>>61656509because this time is different for realsies
>>61656509>For Bitcoin, the core advertised use-case as p2p electronic cash has not successfully pivoted to a new dominant utility.Bitcoin has been coined digital gold for literally over a decade you dumb boomer.
>>61656517Yeah by baggies who desperately want you to hold their bags. Actual gold is a tangible asset with mainstream use cases unlike Bitcoin.
>>61656099Yes anon, everything always keeps repeating. This time is never different. The way things happened those past 3 times? Well, that's how it will continue into eternity. Just like with everything else.
You literally buy a couple of dollars worth every day and we all profit in the long run.Yes, is that simple.
>>61656476thanks for the tip, Ali
>pushing 30>360k net worth>still not a homeownerIt’s over for me, isn’t it
>>61646852its not over. but you gotta buy something, even a shitbox so you can avoid paying rent. more to dump into investments.
>>61646852>demoralizationShalom, faggot
>>61648920Wow, you are tall!
>17>only a paltry 73 million to my nameI’ve got a lot of work to do but this dick measuring contest you wagies are doing itt is pathetic
>>61646852Can we please trade lives? I'm also pushing 30, unemployed-and-now-broke, yet own a home by the country club with the hottest LMT fiance in the state. I'm literally going to eat some buckshot soon if I don't start bringing home $700/wk again
The 589 prophecy doesnt just live in XRP memes anymore guys. Its literally baked into legacy finance. Swifts core brand color is hex #589589. That’s 589… twice.Coincidence? Maybe. But its pretty poetic that the number the XRP army have been chanting for years shows up as the visual identity of the global banking rails. Call it fate or destiny but either way, 589 is written into the system. Lock in bros.
>>61654046You people are literally primitive brained niggers>the price is going to go up because it was foretold long ago!!!!! look lightning just struck thats proof we're going to make it!!!!
There website colour is #acf9e9 you made this 589 shit up
>>61655266
>>6165396158.9 lat -58.9 lon is in the labrador sea between canada and greenland-58.9 and -58.9 is the drake passage bewteen south america and antarticaother two are somewhere in russia and indian ocean
>>61653961>>61653993>>61653998>>61654000Nice id colors
Should I pull the trigger bros?
>>61656112That's fucking dumbThe Gemini one is infinitely superior
>>61656116What's the Gemini ones benefits? Never used
>>61656106>Fractional reserve Bitcoin.
Has anyone ACTUALLY ATTEMPTED and SEEN RESULTS for any of the plethora of online side hustles that are out there and could give some advice on what to do / tryI feel like I am wasting the opportunity that is youth to get extra money invested other than my paychecksThings Im referring to include but are not limited toDropshippingAI Youtube video slopOnline SurveysProduct TestingCountergambling on sports betting appsAI image creation for ads, slop anime porn, etcNo physical labor, i want something i can do on weekends from my home
>>61599453>>real youtube channel>>telling authentic stories about lifeYeah, you're not serious about making money.
>>61649018Been there. Those small time side hustles grind you down and if there is no foreseeable path to scale it is best to pivot to something else.>decreasing demand, increasing competition, increasing platform fees,... leading to...>month after month of ever decreasing profit.>eventually you wake up.>realize "yeah I am my own boss" but you have been working basically for less than minimum wage.>question your choices in life.
>>61649513Yeah I do. I know its them when I get a 1 star review with no comment, I don't really sweat it, there's not as many of them as you think, 95% of people are just there to jerk off.
>>61593932Please make an online course on how to make money from making online courses
>>61652695This gives me hope for the future lololol
UHHH SILVER BROS?? SHOULD WE BE WORRIED???
>>61652014doesn't realize that this is all choreographed to make you think that but actually he's just a degenerate piece of shit
>>61643014This, but the exact opposite
>>61643014a person looking like this is the most likely to actually predict this properly assuming that he isn't jewish
>>61656012He is, and of course he's fudding silver.
>>61643211got em
Even with the bots and shill, this place is dead
>>61651743>The kind of person that could've got sucked into meme-coin pump and dumps in previous cycles is just betting on football nowNah my friend was bragging about his multi bets that never paid off or the 2:1 odds in some fagball game when I was doing 10x on dog shit inu. Sports betters were never smart enough to get into crypto in the first place.
>>61644768>His eyes have been gouged out>His legs have been chopped off>His arms have been broken in two>His skin has been flayed and removed>His teeth have been forcibly pulled one by one>His back has been stabbed a thousand times>But! But! He is still alive!
>>61629981Most of us got liquidated.
>>61650659>most recently being /jp/.What are they doing to /jp/? Zero moderation or heavy handed cause it seems to be either or depending on the board.
Good, the less people the faster all the shitcoins died out and this board can talk about the actual stock market.Only BTC and Monero should stay.
>people lost thousands buying fake meat
There is one post from a guy who turned 40k into like 600k or something on bynd and then he thought roomba would do the same thing. The best part is he put like all of his money into Roomba and insisted he was IRON HANDS even as it dumped harder. What a fucking retard. If I had half his luck and half his balls I would have followed my investment plan last year and turned 16k into 1.6 million.
Any hope for this stock or is it getting delisted?
Their stuff tastes good I buy it when on sale.T. Omnivore
>>61656142me2
>>61656142I'm a vegetarian that never buys fake meat products because why do I want an imitation of something I don't like? I think the product is made for omnivores.
> be me> been watching the chessboard longer than you> world’s first **successful** quantum compute already happened> they won’t announce it> they never do> used it to peel open bitcoin wallets like tin cans> not your keys, not your coins was a warning, not a meme> timestamp it> **17 January — 00:00 UTC**> screenshot this> archive it> quote me laterComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>61654298My bull thesis is whoever had a quantum computer up and running is probably so past the point of giving a shit about money that they wouldn't care enough to steal random people's Bitcoin, they'd already be billionaires without having to deal with the legal fallout.
Good thing Chainlink is safe
>>61654298And the next day chain is rolled back, week later it's restarted with quantum proof encryption. Turns out you're a fucking retard and not in fact a genius with insider information
>>61654298In this cringe larp scenario you so laboriously illustrate, everything goes to zero and it doesn't matter what you hold. Even gold and silver, like who's gonna care about shiny rocks in the mad max universe where encryption gets broken. And yet, the only thing you mentioned going to zero was bitcoin. How curiously selective of you.
>>61654356>IBMno pop on the chart = shit larp
>work a boring pointless wfh bureaucrat job for a few years>mid 30s>live with parents and save around £1k per month>recently entered six figure purgatory>job is so fucking pointless and I'm treated like menial crap but somehow have good job security>have job offer for similar job but more responsibility and cooler workplace>would have to go into office 3 times a week>would have to move cities to London and live in a shitty apartment and save nothing per month (but put a lot into my pension)>lived in London before and could bear it but had no social life whether I lived with parents or alone in London>newer job would give me better experience for promotions but I may be too much of a sperg to ever be promoted or advance in any way anywayMy current situation is so low effort but I'm not learning anything at all. There are many other more interesting jobs I could take but none that would let me fully work remote and save like now.But I will see myself as a failure if I'm in this same position in a few years.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>61654675in your situation the prospect of career growth seems so minimal i would discard it and look to shake my life up in a big way that drastically improves odds of not dying childless. Id even start looking into drugs like adderall if thats what it took
>>61654685It's pointless, I'm too ugly for friends or a gf or even a date.
if you're not making more money, don't do it. you're taking a paycut to do more work and be around normies. retard move. i had to go back into the office 3 days a week and it fucking stinks
please don't stop giving to chainlink. every month, you have to give them your money. they need to plan ahead, do your part marine
>>61646820>>61647576See >>61646448
>>61632436>european economy and investing general>file deleted
>>61649696mods hate europeans
Finna buy me some canned soup and carrots to celebrate friday fr
>>61646239Look anon, I wouldn't say>0 agencybut when we look at the most prosperous, successful nations in history, how many of them allowed women a say in politics? >back to the topicI know ASML has a part ownership deal, but is there any way to get exposure to Zeiss SMT? As far as I can tell the only part of Carl Zeiss AG that is public traded is the medical technology part of the firm. Would a helpful German know?
Is Pokemon scalping a legitimate /biz/ practice that makes money?
>>61654113Good thing you kept your secret card top secret you wouldn't want someone finding out what your secret investment card is
>>61655555sad but i think i have to check em quintz myself
>>61652958I was at Walmart a couple weeks ago and there was a full thing of Destined Rivals packs, thought about buying them to resell but couldn't bring myself to be one of those faggot losers you always see in videos online buying up all the Pokemon cards to make like $100These people genuinely add no value at all whatsoever
>>61655555
>>61655542I don't believe other generations will have nostalgia for Pokemon the way we (millennials) did. Nothing can compare to that 1997-2001 time periodAm I supposed to believe kids are going to grow up and be nostalgic for Pokemon Sword? Yeah fucking right
im thinking of pivoting now before markets get worse.
>>61652139oversaturated
>>61652309The donations a single American simp makes to an OnlyFans can(and does) feed an entire village of Indians.
Anyone find success making ai girls funneling to fanvue? Looks like there's a lot of tutorials on it, but I'm wondering if it's like dropshipping where the money is in the teaching, not in the doing
>>61651891there's monkey jizz on her shirt
>>61650502taking care of kids but oh wait there are no kids anymore. so we can all just wipe old people's asses as a last resort. claude, i shat myself again. - you are absolutely right!
Every day of my life is worse than the previous day, meaning today was the worst day in my life.
