>>62027344they are scared talented gamblers will become the new elites
>>62027344>gainsLol, all the poor retards I know (they're the ones who gamble the most) end up with 50€ by the 20th of each month. Maybe this will finally convince them that there's no winning in gambling.
>>62027844laws of probability dictate you will win eventually, the more tickets you buy the bigger the chances, buying a ticket once or twice is a waste, buying lottery tickets on a regular basis is an investment. people who don't understand probability just don't get it sometimes takes years to hit the jackpot.
>>62027344can you also offset your losses?
>>62027886But if you spend tens of thousands over the years only to win around the same amount, at best, where's the profit?
>heh, I'll just take out a cheeky sunday call on oil futures by exploiting the arbitrage between HYPE futures which run all weekend and the robinhood overnight market which opens at 6 PM on sunday to quickly 10x the next time oil spikes over the weekend and then frisky dingo my way into bitcoin shorts then flip into dollar-euro winnebago iron condor theta decay before longing LinkHoly fuck this shit is awfulIn 2021 I was just like "durr I buy pink coin and yellow coin and green coin" and if I hadn't fumbled, I woulda made a quarter million despite being functionally retarded. If I hadn't fumbled, I would have just put it into bitcoin in 2022 because I was a big cycle believer, and was functionally retarded.Learning about finance, going back to school for a degree in finance- this has made my life so mcuh worse knowing how it was so easy to just mindlessly put it all into bitcoin in 2022 and never ever think or question if what I was doing was fucking retarded. I don't want to think about whether my calls are expiring too soon or how I can trade forex. I just wnat to be a comfy retard in 2020 posting memes again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61KLPnawjuY
Bro, this is like in your favourite shonen slop. It just begins with people punching each other and they end up creating energy explosions capable of destroying entire planets.
>>62024845If that's the case then I'm yamcha. A lower life form than krillin, because krillin had a hot gf and yamcha got kicked off the team and cucked.
>OnlyFans owner Leonid Radvinsky dies of cancer at 43
>>62021055I wonder if he kept that smug foreskin-eating grin as the cancer was slowly shutting down his vital functions
>>62026202Those men don't have a face so it's harder to go after them. Really only fans should just be banned outright.
>>62021737this only doesnt make sense if youre retarded and think men and women are the same
>>62021055I am 43
>>62022458>he had a good lifeSomehow I really doubt that.
How do i invest in Nanobots?
>>62018815Women decided that, because it was historically a sign of strength and vigor to beat the shit out of the other tribals across >>62018909the river.
>>62027738Look at their shoulders. Big booby shoulders and big booby chests.Both are FILLED with androgenic receptors and when both develop this much it all means they are on juiceAlso those are literally muscly manboobs as steroid literally develops manboobs too
>>620248143x12 nipple hangs3x12 twink catboy sucklesButt plug presses till failure.
>>62027822I see, thanks for your explanation, nice digits too. have a great week, financially speaking
>>62027847Haha thanks man. Already $40 up on my oil stocks alone
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>>62027931i'm not the baker, just thought it needed one have deleted now once again, apologies to /smg/
The last stand of the USA in Iraq is happening right now.>A major security incident involving US forces at Harir Air Base, Erbil Governorate, Kurdistan Region, Iraq
>>62027940No prob thanks for not spreading propaganda
baking
banking
>company becomes big>buys tiny companies to remove competition>because it is too big, it can now buy other companies with different productive activities, becoming bigger and more powerful>they can keep repeating this process with ease>if the government thinks it's too big, the company can just lobby their way into the government and continue to be a monopolyCapitalism is a carefully placed trap to conquer the world. We are going to enter Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan levels of world domination, but with corporations.
>>62027650>oh you wont sell to us? we are going to undercut all of your products and refuse to do business with those that do business with you
>>62027669>still not selling bro, not sure why you're waiting for me to refuse your "offer" to do all that>>62027597Once a company gets big enough, internal planning replaces market transactions.Departments allocate budgets instead of buying/selling services, so real price signals disappear.This is called the Economic Calculation Problem, which applies not just to the State, but also to large corporations.
>>62027597It's actually worse than you describe because the big corporation can issue more stock and use that to buy the smaller companies. So the corporation can essentially create money. It dilutes the value of existing shares in the company, which can cause internal political problems for the directors, but as long as they are buying smaller companies that add value to the corporation equivalent to of greater than the dilution, they can keep growing forever that way.
>>62027597Companies don't become one giant blob. Think of them more like starfish or jellyfish. You have the main parent company (the brain), then a bunch of arms or tentacles. If an arm is dying, you can cut it off and grow (or buy) a new one.
>>62027597But keep in mind, the corporation is not a creation of the free market. It is a government-created monster.
OBG is the cool place to hang out with other oil baggies. You can find most of the cool bag holders here. In OBG you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax until you can sell your oil for a profit. "Take it easy" is the OBG motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time with other oil baggies. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with oil baggies and make new oil friends.
>>62025419post screenshot baggie, or it didn't happen.
Any Shell/BP bagholders here?
>>62025598>Any Shell/BP bagholders here?Exxon
>>62025681How we holding up baggies?
>>62025261>wait for fake ceasefire news>buy the dip>wait for Iran denying it>sell>rinse and repeatInfinite money glitch
>At around 6:50 a.m. in New York, S&P 500 e-Mini futures trading on the CME recorded a sharp and isolated jump in volume.>A similar pattern was observed in oil markets.>Roughly 15 minutes later, at 7:05 a.m., Trump posted a market-moving announcement about Iran on Truth Social.
cope posts >>62026406 >>62026854 lmaogo deal in the real world, faggots
Dude he literally flat out rugpulled his shitcoin in broad daylight. Who would be surprised by this shit? This is the same admin that bombed a country twice during “negotiations” career politicians get my vote for the rest of my life, I thought there was a bottom to moral decay and decency
>>62027030where should i put my money if the SP500 & Crypto is rigged?
>>62026390Isn't preventing this kind of thing the reason that the SEC exists?
>>62027074Sec is a meme, its just another bunch of babayeater jews.
Sol rosie went to 15m in a few days…Eth rosie still waiting.Few…
>>62027484Saaar! Basterd coin dog solana very much xes blody!
>>62027497Essentially rosie is the first dog “saved” by ai, and that ai is grok. Elon already RTed it, and sol rosie went to 15m, but dogs belong on eth.Eth rosie will flip just like kimchi
>>62027511Fuck solana lol, solana and pumpfn and trump ruined memecoins.Eth can revive market maybe
>>62027484>>62027499I admit this looks good, but every meme token I've bought ultimately failed
>>62027484AhhhThis is literally the plot of that one research about how AI will go about killing humans, and at one point it will “help” a scientist to design some sort of vaccine that ai pleaded not to do without safety and he didn’t listen.The vaccine is actually goes crazy and cause infection and a pandemic starts…Later AI again “helps” the researchers to produce a vaccine for this new disease (but only after tons of infrastructure and robots are produced to replace dead humans) but this only made the virus dormant.A year later the virus comes back, but this time cause multiple cancers and basically humans go extinct..
Dip incoming, time to stack or wait it out?Share your moves, bags, or strategies. Let’s see who’s taking advantage of the dip.
>>62025259Just wait for the next dump. This weekend or next Trump will threaten Iran on Friday night or Saturday and TACO before market open on Monday.
>>62025292October bottom?How sure??
>>62025259Just started buying a small amount weekly
>>62025418but Iran isn't afraid tho. Gotta prepare for what's comin
BTCISTERS WHY CAN'T WE BREAK THROUGH 70K???
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>>62027583Only if you're holding tao
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Bullish for metals
>>62027580man i can't tell if this silver bounce is ready to go yet or not, gold outflow yesterday was insane. Shit is going to bounce hard
President Bong Bong
buy jollibees bonds
>>62026721>>62026790I will personally import three (3) Fillipinas for a duration of 6 months as protection from Iranian terrorism. Afterwards, they may safely return to their home country.During this period they will be housed, fed, cleaned and exercised. The requirement on their end will be cleaning, cooking and doing laundry/dishes. They may take a part-time job at my discretion and keep the proceeds for themselves and/or family members.
>>62026721Im bullish on Chinese solar panel makers.
>>62026721Get hot filipino wife after people get used to the new war
How do I buy ethereum shitcoins in the big 2026? i used to use uniswap/metamask a few years back but I hated it and I dont wanna go back. Trading solana coins on Jupiter is butter smooth. Can I trade ethereum coins on Jupiter?
>>62025610my recommendation is don't go back to evm especially shitcoins, if anything trade tao subnets, which is also butter smooth since "trading" is the same as "staking"
>>62025753i dunno wtf that is
>>62025610>How do I buy ethereum shitcoins in the big 2026?hyperliquid
I ruined my life with investing in shitcoins. I can't be the only one. How do you cope?
>>62016820You rebuild, slowly
I round tripped almost 2 mil, its like 50k now. idk why didnt take profits and I think about it several times an hour about how much of a retard i am.
It also taught me an enormous amount of humility, I never really believed in spiritual growth or anything like that but I have a certain sense of calm and acceptance, we don't really own anything in this life. We are born with nothing, and we die with nothing. Nothing belongs to us really, it belongs to the world and God.
>>62016826Apu isnt coming back anon
>>62016820I played all my cards bros, no more aces to play.This is it for me, the final stretch of my life. All the doors have closed in on me, all my options are gone and all my opportunities vanished. I have abandoned the few remaining people in my life and further drifted into obscurity. I don't have anybody anymore, from here on I stand completely alone.The few remaining battles left in me now look more and more lost with each passing day, I'm afraid I just have to show up and accept defeat. And so capitulation draws near.. it's over for me bros.
The entire crypto market is dumping because of LINK again. It’s painfully obvious. When will they stop?
>the entire pajeet market is getting pajeetedOh no!
>>62026826Look at the charts and tell me i am wrong. Particularly link/eth and link/btc
Anyone else worried about the implications of AI on the economy and society as it takes peoples jobs without any replacement?
>>62026247Not really. Societies evolve when technology evolve. When some jobs are replaced by new technology other jobs are created.
>>62026280You do realize that if white collar has no money, they won't hire blue collar right?
>>62026898White collar will still have money and exist it's just that entry level and maybe even some mid level roles will be gone. It's just going to be a couple of seniors with subscriptions to the best LLM's. There won't be a thing as an office job paying anywhere from like $35k-60k anymore those roles won't exist anymore unless it's like marketing or sales and even that is iffy.
>>62026247no the goyim must die
>>62026779Lmao, that's exactly what an LLM does. Get ready to hit the dish pit nigga.
What are the implications of the US government being insolvent for ordinary Americans?https://fortune.com/2026/03/23/us-government-insolvent-fiscal-crisis-fix/
>>62023984Print more dollars babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
that's pretty fucked up
>>62023984sounds like a problem for ordinary americans. or goyim, if you will, dealing in the real world.
It's impossible for a country that creates its own currency to go insolvent. The implications? MASSIVE inflation inbound.
The US is the richest country in the world because prostitution is illegal.
>>62027072HOLY FUCK! USA is the only country in the world where prostitution is illegal? They better smoke some legal weed then and drive to an illegal brothel
Bout to slap my wife and shoot my big gun in here u s of a
https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2036193178550673660
>>62023621SAAR WE HAVE ACHIEVE
>>62023718Prove humans have true consciousness and agency and then I will consider your point
>>62025013yeah I've seen this, a friend of mine was a little obsessed with it for a bitmy understanding is that it took weeks to get through mt moon, i actually had no idea it got anywhere near the elite 4
>>62023621That's an absolute lie. Even Sam Altman's faggot models clarify he's being a faggot when he bullshits about AGI.Nothing we have will ever achieve that, unless you redefine AGI to not be AGI. We don't even know where to start to produce something with agency. It's all shameful bullshit and they all know it.
>>62027071> We don't even know where to start to produce something with agencyIt’s so funny how people think things that already exist are impossible
