I've recently gone down the rabbit hole on blackjack card counting and am wondering if any of the hustlers here on /biz/ make anything significant off of it/
>>62647811casinos these days will use a brand new deck so often, even every hand at some places, that you won't be able to do it. the only games in a casino with the best odds of winning is the poker room/texas holdem
>>62647597Replying to my own thread, but I've got an idea. Bring in meta glasses/a livestream camera either carefully concealed, or out in the open because you are a "youtuber." It streams straight to an accomplice who has a perfect blackjack card counting bot on a very strong computer, maybe with ai to estimate shoe size. You get a vibrating butt plug a la Hans Neiman and pull the ol' gambit in blackjack. Of course, I'm joking and you'd use a tiny earpiece or something, but I feel like this could definitely work and there are people probably getting away with it right now.
>>62650770it would take you a lot less time to just learn to count yourself. a computer can only squeeze a tiny fraction more ev than a human using basic and the "illustrious 18" deviations. also, if you're caught using a computer you can be criminally charged and they can keep your money. counting, on the other hand, is 100% legal.>>62650376a monkey can memorize basic strategy and play "perfect blackjack" in less than 24 hours. this alone cuts the house edge to 1%. it takes very little to push this to your favor. even an inexperienced counter who's routinely off by 1 or 2 and making deviation mistakes will still be profitable if he piles the money in when the count goes super positive.>>62650619nice. what kind of bet spreads? biggest winning session? biggest loser?
>>62650739they don't really, they make more money by not switching decks (so they can deal more hands) and just ban the card counters
Counting is the easy part, and it's still easy to slip and mis-count in extended sessions with big shoes. The problem is remembering all the strategies for optimal EV and executing them perfectly. Casinos monitor every table and have the technology to know themselves what the count is, and if your bet pattern aligns with the count too closely they will boot you regardless of whether you are winning or not.
>just got out of $560 debt>$5 to my name on my savings accountFreedom never felt so good.
>>62650624YepBuy borrow die is literally how you get rich off other people's money while risking very little of your own
>>62650581This is the most brimstone coded post i've ever read.
>>62650630>>62650617Ya’all been reading kiyosaki or something?I’m guessing the debt is only for the rich, if you’re starting from zero there’s no use for it
>>62651348>I’m guessing the debt is only for the rich, if you’re starting from zero there’s no use for itYes
>>62651348Debt is necessary for wealth but not sufficient for wealth99% of posters here are too stupid to understand this
MYTHOS 5.1 AND FABLE 5.1 ARE HERE7 TRILLIONS VALUATION INCOMING
>>62649564they're distilled models, but they also don't have the feminist filters in front of them, therefore, they're not gay, and therefore, they are better
>>62649530OOOOOHHGARGHHH IM GONNA GORILLION SEARCH ENGINE MY GOYS OOOOOH BAYBE!
>>62649530why do they name it so gay
>>62649530AGI incoming.I'm bullish.
>>62650310Maybe last week, Claude 5.0 sucks compared to OG 4.6. They nerfed the fuck out of it. China keeps these worthless niggers honest.
When will Boomers learn Supply and Demand dictate the prices of homes?
Nobody in this thread can conceptualize what a run on a market looks like.On a board that sees 1,000 crypto scams / mo
>>62651262I've been watching 4chan pray for a housing market crash for 15 years straight nowIt's not fucking happening
>watching streamer>she has to sell her house because she can no longer afford the mortgage she took out a few years ago or some shitSoHow bad is the economy gonna crash
>>62651269If you're betting on YouTube tiktok or onlyfans you bet on the wrong horse
>>62651271LolHer parents owned several businesses and had multiple properties and they're having to sell them all and declare bankruptcy to avoid massive debt, which is somehow in her name instead of her mom's name.It's so over man.
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Reading news about dead Iranians - good, I’ll cheer on every death for the crime of making my stocks go down
oil predictions for today? up or down
New bread>>62651710>>62651710>>62651710
For the price of 80/20 pink slim I can get the same weight of freshly slaughtered steaks in china
>>62651304
>Be me nanoscience studentAlmost finished my degree, good marks and a few offers for postgraduate programs. A master here and there, etc. Have a teacher offer me to take me to the LHC at Gineva for research. Things look peachy.>Have a maths and physics friend tell me about finance and quants.Apparently hard sciences students like him and myself are of interest to big companies to become analists due to the amount of hard math and programming we do.>Tells me to look into it>I do>See a few open internships and undergrad programs open. Not sure.I've heard you can make hella money here but I'm a bit skeptical. I feel likeI might be putting my future at risk by aiming for a career that's volatile and uncertain. I don't want to put all my eggs into one basket but I also feel like it'd be hard to keep doors open once i graduate.Suggestions? Not posting in /sci/ because nobody would actually suggest anything useful. Any advice is welcome.
>>62649067Oh I have no illusions that I've given up on making the world a better place by working in finance. But after getting out into the world I realized how fucked everything actually is, its better just focus on making sure you are ok, followed by your community. The world is too fucked for any one person to fix it.
>>62649109One last thing, every rich you can accumulate eventually return to zero value, every currency has a average lifespan of a hundred year, that is about a generation of wealth, very few can last two generations. But that would be long enough time to actually make real gains from the the highly complex and chaotic human to human competition.
>>62649067nigga what? Tens of thousands of people make 400-500k a year in big tech. The last 20 years has been the giga golden age for programmers.
>>62650910Yup that’s this simple, they make 500k annually and that would sum up to $15m in 30 years when they work their entire life off without making a single drama. Also assuming nothing apocalyptic that’ll fuckup everything while they making it. That’s this easy imo. But they won’t be dreaming about billionaire or trillionaire.
>>62650936Back to India please. We cannot understand what you're attempting to say.
>US30T already above 5.2% despite the billions injected for long end buybacks.
>>62648730They won't rescue anything. They will just make everything 3rd world.
>>62650962I'm pretty sure >>62648730 was just trolling but anyone who seriously advocates ethnic replacement as a solution to infertility has failed a basic humanity test and should be killed on the spot. When we get rid of democracy this needs to be enshrined in to law.
>>62645809just raise income taxes>sorry the tax rate is now 40% what are you gonna do about it?
>>62645765>betting against the marketCause it worked so well for the Bank of England.
>>62651124there isn't enough money to tax to cover the 40 trillion debt and more than 100 trillion unfunded liabilities.the problem cannot be allowed to continue to metastasize. this piece of shit government must permanently shrink to 2% of its current size, which is where it historically was.anyone who doesn't like this needs to get the fuck out of America right now because it's going to happen. this country was founded on the principle of limited government. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKED UP ETHNIC HOMELANDS YOU SOCIALIST TRASH.
I gots $85k in my savings account now. Gib me a list of things to buy bros.
>>62647245>>62647711Bogleheads are out of touch retards, don’t listen to them OP. Broad market index funds don’t beat inflation anymore.Go 50/30/20 gold/silver/chainlink (physical only for gold and silver, no paper).
>>62647206Only thing green on my watch list is bouncing off all time lows
bonds and t notes
>>62647206Go to a massage parlor and get your happy endingYouve earned it king
>>62647206Depends on how degenerate you wanna getOCACr are rights that convert 1:1FWACr are rights that convert 4:1LCCCr are rights that convert at 6:1 and they have a signed deal with some south korean ai security company that just has to go through and it should be an easy 3x minimum. They are spac right's that convert to spac shares at that ratio if a deal gets signed and they complete a merger. You'll either be rich in about a year or less OR they all fail and you lose everything kek. SPAC's for those unfamiliar stand for Steaming Pile of Actual Crap, but for the rights it doesn't matter if the spac craters after the deal goes through if you're getting the rights cheap enough. Just sell as soon as the deal goes through after they convert. All of those have a post conversion cost of a $1 or less and even the shittiest SPAC's almost never drop under $3 in the first 3 days post conversion so they should all fetch at minimum 3x but OCACr has probably the most potential. And sometimes the sponsors will do a tender offer and offer to buy your rights before the deal goes through for a huge markup just so they dont have to deal with as much dilution once the deal goes through.
Got fired from work and there are no works around at this moment, Don't have a diploma to work in a long term work and i'm a poorfagany solution on how to invest 100$ to make it big ?
>>62646880nah, look at the Amish. they live in what people call poverty but nobody takes their kids. and they have lots of them. the government cant afford to harass poor families anymore. it's the middle class and elite kids who get indoctrinated and institutionalized.
>>62643595i'm in a 3rd world fucking hell
>>62643644can you elaborate
>>62643644>>watch the value of your puts soar as soon as the Fed does a rate hike in mid September (the market is STILL not pricing in a rate hike because speculation mania is blinding people's common sense)They're speculating no rate hike because Agent Orange runs the whole show now, he manipulates the markets basically at will.> CEASEFIRE #849384038490> ATTACK IRAN ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK> ANOTHER CEASEFIRE ANNOUNCED> "MEMORENDUM OF UNDERSTANDING"> RATE HIKE??!?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY REAL ESTATE PORTFOLIO NEEDS TO GO UP AND STOCKS NEED TO KEEP GOING UP KEEP BUILDING THOSE DATA CENTERS KEEP SLAPPING TARIFFS ON CANADA TO DRIVE UP LUMBER COSTS BAAAAAAAAAA I'M MASTER MANIPOOOLATOOOORR DONNIEE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou get the point. He'll NEVER allow a rate hike to screw up his grand plan of pissing everyone off (aka screwing over every leverage trader out there being wildly chaotic with his market manipulation patterns like above) and enriching himself & his senpai even further with insider fucker trading.
>>62646943>they live in what people call povertyWhut? They absolutely do not. Maybe some communities are poor but overall they're wealthy landowners. Socialism works yo.
Congratulations bitcoin on firing the miners!
>>62649995>bcasher
This is apparently the first exchange listing Bitcoin Luke's Visonhttps://neoxa.exchange/trade/BTCB2_USDC
>>62650196just a healthy correction, the flippening will go down in history
>>62647256A hardfork is not to be mistaken with firing the miners. All relevant forks of Bitcoin still share the same pool of miners. This new thing isn't a fork anymore, it is effectively firing the miners because they can't continue mining sha-256 on their asics.
What if csam gets uploades to the chain through op_return? Would you still run a node?
https://youtu.be/KQ7rn3oi-PcBought a lil' Polkadot, bought a lil' VeChainBought a lil' SafeMoon, houses got safe room, party out in CancúnFuckin' with the Coinbase Pro, got ZcashFuckin' with the Robinhood out, got a free bagAnd I'm on the blockchain, burnin' on blockchain, damn, this shit some octane
>>62651122Thia nigger is nuchain just like u kids here on biz.
>>62651122checkedmods sticky this
STEM chad is the master race that living real life with total control like a REAL main superhero, the rest of you are just NPC.
>>62651130Stem deez!
>>62651130Yea I feel like sewer rat making 50k taking the bus to work.
I don't even work at all, but the truly sovereign individual is the trust fund chad though.You're still a wagie. What happens if you want to take a year off to sail or something? You'll never get a job in your field again.
>>62651154>never get a jobSTEM is the ultimate chick magnet, every chick attract to brand new iPhone made by STEM chad, SPORT car, cosmic proof mansion, yacht, aircraft… rocket! Chick literally fighting each other to get near you.
>>62651130>that livingRetard.
>be me>work at corporate job>it's progressive so we have unisex bathroom>have IBS so I take frequent bathroom breaks>always get self conscious about the noises I make and try to be quick and quiet and make sure no one is in there when I go>one day I see a qt female coworker go into a stall after I'm about to leave>she's grunting and farting up a storm in the stall>think she has IBS too so I take my time washing my hands so Ican start up some small talk when she gets out>she comes out of the stall to wash her hands and I say to her "you too, huh?">she looks confused so I explain about how I have IBS>she didn't say much and leaves quickly>a week later HR calls me in to yell at me because I "harassed a female employee and made her uncomfortable"man I fucking hate women so much bros
>>62646231>Live in major Canadian cityWhere I used to work the meeting rooms were named after Rosie Parks, Nelson Mandela, "Abenaki filmmakers", and Inuit activists, etc. Not even joking. Lasted about 3 months there.
>>62646231now you have to confront her and ask her why she reported you to HR
>>62646231I work overnight in an empty office building so I can take a liquid shit anytime I have over 10 bathrooms to choose from
>>62649325Its a pasta though
>>62646231Funny, but do office restrooms like this really exist? I call bs on this story. That said, I did work at a small digital marketing business for a few months. Only like 15 employees. My computer broke, so I was moved to a new one in a small office right next to the woman's bathroom. It was basically just one of those small restrooms with just one toilet inside. And there was one particular younger woman who worked there who would often treat me to the sound of loudly audible farts and diarrhea. Nasty ass bitch. Normally I would be turned on, but she didn't quite cross the threshold of being attractive enough to warrant that. Though to be honest, I probably still would've banged her if the opportunity presented itself.
Look who is leading my watch list today again
is anyone else feeling like youve basically screwed up and its near impossible to make it out of being screwed up because everything is literally on nightmare mode nowwhat i mean by that is i dont already have a made it stack from anything yet, and if i try to compete with other people in whatever realm, im getting absolutely assblasted by min-maxers whove perfected whatever it isits like impossible to get anywhere now everything is saturated and saturated by people who are infinitely better than me at it tooits like, what do i even do at this point other than just accept NEET life, live with my parents, go gym and eat healthy, and just get ready for a future of destitution and possibility homelessness in the next 10-20 yearsi am so burned out from trying to "make it" that im at a point where despite things getting worse and worse for me, i dont have the psychological energy left in me to keep trying, which means im essentially locking in a future of poverty and destitution, because i dont have the energy to try grind at anything anymore
Make a business. Im only 2 months in doing the same shit I was doing working for someone only im making 119/hr instead of 35
we hate 'em all yeah.fuck every stinkie.we think they're cringey.not to mention stingy.THEY'LL NEVER REACH FOURTEEEENHATE ALL LINKIEEEEEES
OP holds link
>>62650423Ah ah ah dumb fuck retard gay self sucking cum gargling troon brigade pilpul vomiting hebraic jew mtf brown pedo faggot fud nigger homo moomin posting retard esl op, stay in your containment thread!>>62599330No bunp for you here, but I'll make sure to double bunp your general ;)
>>62650782the pain the mizz
>>62650423Kek
>>62650423Hello mentally ill faggot how are you doing today?
This is not a real job.
>>62650694then why does it pay $129k?
>>62650694there is definitely some kind of money laundering thing going on or the sector is used to absorb inflation or something
>>62650694Non of them is real.
>>62650934because these companies were swimming with cash from Covid and middle managers and fake job people think "wow cloud is important and stuff and we have to spend out budget to justify our jobs" except they themselves don't understand cloud or coding. But then mr larry fink tells them the SCIENCE says that following DEI practices will make them more money and also you better not undercut these women and minorities either or you'll catch a lawsuit so they end up hiring some 117 iq woman with a humanities bachelors who claims to have learned to code from youtube who then gets hired fails at her job and just pivots into becoming another useless middle manager but no one wants to call them out because all these useless people will teamup and gangrape you even showing an inkling of negative opinions about this situation
>>62650694Who sets up and maintains the kubernetes cluster on Azure then?
What's the weirdest, craziest, stupidest, etc. thing you ever invested in?
Stocks at this late in the game.
stocks of a failing telecom company during the short squeeze mania. Not even a day later they filled for chapter 11 and i lost 100% of my investment.
an olive garden NFT for $800
>>62641820Invest in a digital nothing store in a browser’s extension
>>62641820BLRX (bioline rx)good short material though
Is this bad? This seems bad.
>>62650137That's the neat part. If the US pulls out now, Iran will tax the fuck out of shipping in the Strait and block US and allied shipping pretty much permanently. Which is why Trump can't end the war, and why it's a quagmire.
>>62650137you know that the majority (if not all modern) agricultural machines are powered by diesel and any increase in price will eventually roll over to higher prices for produce?
>>62650901you are going to starve kek
>>62650118If you didn't buy an electric car by now you're retarded and I feel no sympathy for your broke ass
>>62650901Good, they voted for this!
