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>i won’t be able to buy back in till later this year
Give it to me straight, will I miss this bull run?
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>S&P average P/E is 25

Yeah I'm thinking you're good to wait lol.
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>>62443936
>two weeks
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>>62443953

I am Talking about BTC
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Baggies are euphoric over a tiny pump. That usually means we're gonna crash soon.
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>>62444013
The pump is too small for people to start leaving yet. They're hoping for more. But if it drops to ~55k the reality will begin to settle in and the dumping should accelerate.

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I spent aprox 4 or 5 hours on the phone every day with my boss sharing my screen and running formulae on excel files to show him that some numbers add up. Most of the time he does not take a lunch break, since he prefers to just go home early, so I have to stay on the call 13pm-14pm where everyone else leaves and goes get food.

Most of the stuff i show him through the shared screen is stuff he can easily find by running searches. I suspect he does him so his status shows as "busy/on call" and no one bothers him.

meanwhile people i'm supposed to be doing work for call me and leave me messages asking me why i'm not responding.

aprox 4 pm by boss logs off and I start responding to all the missed calls and messages and emails.
I finish work around 7pm sometimes 8pm.

I'm so tired.
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Tell your boss hes wasting your time you need to work on your actual work
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Flash your cock to him on webcam and tell him to suck on it
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>>62443585
>I finish work around 7pm sometimes 8pm.
At least you're racking up some nice overtime pay.
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>>62443585
My desk used to be near my bosses desk. Which made me his goto guy for literally everything. So fucking annoying. Now I'm not even in the same city and hes too lazy to come over thank God.
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>>62443585
I start at 8, finish at 3 (yes, 7 hours) and leave. Lunch is however long I want it to be, work has to be done and then I can jerk off doing nothing without pretending or having my boss throw more shit at me. It pays more than minimum wage but it's not a whole lot either. Still, the peace of mind is worth it I think. I'm still able to save like 65% of each paycheck.

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>>62443790
no lmao they've been sidelined since COVID $3.7k lmfao
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>>62443808
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easy bros
the $20k is programmed
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>>62443731
That's why I called this a week ago and you're still trying to figure it out
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>>62442764
July 4 pump and dump. Will return to normal on Monday. We got this bobos!

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Blackstone is pulling out of the world's largest data center project (37 buildings on 2100 acres). Without Blackstone's financing, it is unlikely the project will be able to find other funding sources, especially now that Blackstone is getting out, making everyone think they have inside information on the bubble popping soon.
This follows Blackstone selling off their holdings in three other huge data centers.
>According to Bloomberg, Digital Realty Trust would pay $1.2 billion of cash and offer $2.3 billion of its shares (which the PE giant has largely cashed in by now) to Blackstone funds; in exchange, the data center company will acquire Blackstone’s 80% interest in two 96-megawatt data centers in Manassas, Virginia, and a 50% interest in a 96-megawatt center in nearby Sterling.
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Maybe G&S, BoA or Chase are going to write more trashbonds for data center expansion. Jokes aside, the scam is over. Looking forward to buy Blackwells from datacenter liquidation to build my own 500 GB Ayy lmfao of course not
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>>62442263
So who do I short for the biggest gains
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>>62442263
Blackstone are not Blackrock, they're 2 different corporations. Blackrock is the more wealthy one.

>>62444128
you should short blackrock of course ;^)
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>>62444128
Softbank and UST bonds

You guys are still shorting?
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>>62443802
this is when you short, retard
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>>62443892

Zoom out idiot

Smart money is closing short positions and opening longs
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Smart money isn't playing around with useless crypto
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July 4th is the reason. By monday it will drop again.
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>>62443802
I was thinking about it and now I'm glad they banned Binance in the EU before I could lmao. I turned everything I had there into BTC before the ban and let Jesus take the wheel. Can always turn it into fiat when it dumps I guess.

are tiktok and youtube microdramas an easy way to make money with AI? i've tried everything else. put up shitloads of novels on amazon, made time travel vlogs, put up ai comics on webtoon and tapas, published ai stories on royalroad, the list goes on. zero success. less than $10 made. but i saw a video on some dude in china who pumps out ai microdramas like crazy, pic related. i need money fast bros. anyone tried this?
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bumpa
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fuck I just realized I can spam visual novels on Steam. only costs like $100 to put one up.
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AI slop content is unlikely to pay off for very long (if at all anymore) because people can generate what they want for themselves. Unless you have a specific addition to the process that allows you to make something uniquely valued by others they're going to default to effectively mental maturation playing with their own ideas.

imvho
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>>62443888
Got to find a niche, I know a guy who makes 6 figures with AI videos+voice Cloner, and he just makes AI JOI videoes with weird plots on patreon

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> Wealth distribution in the United States is highly concentrated at the top, with the richest 10% of households holding over 68% of the country's total net worth. The top 1% alone holds approximately 30% to 32% of all U.S. wealth, while the bottom 50% accounts for only about 2.5%.

What is the point of someone under 30 or anyone regardless of age to even go to work nowdays? There is 0 chance of making it when you actually look at the statistics.
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>>62429665
If you weren't part of the top 10% in 2025, you're lower class
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>>62442257
Paying off debt is more important than investing
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>>62442257
American median household networth is $190k.
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>>62444097
That includes nonwhites.
For whites it's like 500k.
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>>62444106
Still nothing

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii_overprint_note

Until all of these are returned to Hawaii natives, (i.e. I've never been payed for any of my time ever, the fiat pay was the the leftovers I couldn't not accept to get by until I do) The collapse globally will continue and the fiat is always fake and war and cold blood made of the innocent will continue and prices are still going to go higher and will not attain value until what I said before since the fiat is further debt. Also, vampires and assholes will go poof. Everything is recorded so good luck when you experience what the Cerberus will do for you, fully loaded. I'm still a hostage
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It's not just illegal for them not to be in Hawaii
I have 13 years before It gets too hot to sleep at night, so chop chop, don't want the surgeon to treat your inebriated body like Mad God for that whole time do ya?
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And no fair rides
https://www.hawaiitribune-herald.com/2025/03/01/hawaii-news/no-county-fair-this-year-it-could-return-in-2026-but-cost-remains-the-problem/
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Also all the hula girls won't come home since they go to the mainland to try to make fiat at higher rates and you get Mcfatasses that don't know a fire from a fire
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Plus puritans are here and quantum shifting assimilated you to them so your two beers gets the cops called and they're as shitheaded as ever
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Wow, this thread has really opened my eyes. Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us.

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If you could only have 3 ETFs what would you pick?
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>>62443845
For me its only holding VOO
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>>62444035
Probably Kike.
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>>62444074
>>62444075
You at least gotta combine that with CHILL
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VOO, ANAL, DOO
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I put all my shit up in da vanguard dividend growth fund ayo you feel me nigga we finna need dat cash money flow you feel me nigga awwwwww sheeeeiiitt

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Hey folks! As an old-timer scientist, I gotta say: I CAN'T admit "it can't work," 'cause the whole nation’s hopes are hanging on me! So I keep at it—poking, prodding, and inventing—like a rusty old clown trying to juggle flaming pies. Finding the impossible with just a cane and a worn-out lab coat! Out of the scrap heap, I make miracles—fifty, sixty years of this wild, bumpy ride. Can’t let the young whippersnappers down now! They cheer, they clap—sometimes they toss rotten fruit, but hey, it’s all part of the act.

And what about those ungrateful youngsters? They forget to say “thanks”—probably 'cause it’s more profitable to be rude! Same old circus: folks chasing profits, stepping on each other, forgetting the golden rule—"be kind or get a pie in the face." Do the medicines help? Sure! People respect me—until they yell and call me a crazy old fool! It’s not respect; it’s humiliation—like slipping on a banana peel in front of everyone.

And then there are the rotten apples—cheaters, stealers, meanies—wanna hurt, wanna cheat, wanna steal the candy. I gotta take the hit, bite the lemon, and flash my crooked smile. But I keep going! Because in this wild circus of life, I’m the old clown still trying to make everyone laugh—even if I get a pie in the face every now and I’m loving it.

Not trying to be mean, but it's getting harder and harder to get away from New Money types for those of us with means. I assume dumb money in tech is the reason for this, and also crypto. I see people in my neighborhood who very obviously do not belong, and it bugs me.
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>>62443919
Do you live in a gated community?
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>>62443983
I live in Dunthorpe.
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>>62443994
You need to move away from Portland.
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>>62443994
apparently linus torvalds are clyde drexler your neighbours. have you ever seen them around?
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>>62443919
Agreed.

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$160 stablestock
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>>62443274
The gap up is going to be legendary
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>>62443274
it's worth *maybe* $15
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>>62443274
This looks anything but stable
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>>62443315
I would say its better to stay away from Spacex till the lock-up period is over. Qualcomm is interesting though, whats your thesis for it?
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>>62443315
>with no revenue
SpaceX has a lot of revenue though, just not enough to be profitable. "Yet" if you're optimistic about SpaceX's future, "lol, lmao even" if you're not.

There is no point investing in the stock market if you dont already have a lot of money

Doing small buys into the market in the hope you have a nest egg in your late 60's is retarded as fuck

>inbefore: YoU mUsT bE a ZoOomeR

Im almost 40. I built shit and made millions in 20s and 30s. It was only when I had over $5M liquid did I start putting my money in the markets.

You're all retarded as fuck for investing when you have like 50k to ur name, absolute massive cock fuck shit waste of time, go take that 50k and BUILD SOMETHING that makes you 500k to 5M in the next few years instead of waiting around like a fucking moron waiting 40 years for it to compound there to 500k.... because 500k in 40 years will be fucking piss shit dick nothing, you dumb faggot

bitch

pic related: me everytime i hear people telling people who are FUCKING POOR to put money in the markets "even just a lil bit counts" - NO IT FUCKING DOESNT LOL
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>>62443208
>a lot of money
define "lot of money" here, because it's doing some seriously heavy lifting in your little tirade.
>NO IT FUCKING DOESNT
Yes it fucking does and knowledge of where the caps lock key is doesn't change that. Compounding doesn't magically start at a certain investment level, it starts from the very first share.
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>>62443208
This lol.
>muh passive income
Do you know how much money you need before muh passive income allows you to live a respectable life?
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>your main asset is your INCOME
>increase your INCOME and don’t spend it all like an IDIOT and you’ll have money to INVEST
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>>62443208
>I built shit and made millions in 20s
Well obviously anyone who can find a way to earn that kind of money should. But if you spent a decade saving up "millions" before you ever invested then that's millions of dollars you left on the table by being financially retarded. You could have had double your net worth but hey congrats on the impressive career anyway.
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>go take that 50k and BUILD SOMETHING that makes you 500k to 5M in the next few years

It's actually pretty hard to do this. I've looked at the numbers. Only a small % of startups succeed. On balance, crypto gambling has higher expected value, sadly.

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Why are you not making 5 million per year selling used t-shirts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyN-ck0Fs1o
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>>62444052
Because I don't have an eye for whatever resale value he can find.

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>Be Doomie
>"The AI bubble is coming in two weeks"
>Miss out for 3 years
>The AI bubble pops
>Quantum computers picks up the market anyways
>Doomie missed out for literally no reason
Oh no!
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The AI bubble is real, I blew it in my bathtub
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>quantum computing
Giant chandeliers in really cold rooms will never be a computer.
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>>62443776
>that hoe
>no AI nude picrel
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Whore is getting hyper materialistic lmao, they’re looking for super chad savior.
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I like her smile, it does reflect her beauty, the smiling of laughing all the way to the bank.

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Five years since I bought 1 ICP for £154
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>>62438105
ICP is trading at $2.02, only 9.05% above it's all time low. Things couldn't get any worse, right?? LMAO
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>>62438105
I've sunken an average of about $30K into ICP over the past few years and my stack is now worth about $10K.
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>>62438638
what does a sleep study do? like i feel like my sleep is okay but ive obv got no comparison
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Help me Internet Computer!
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>>62438105
>hairy arms
1/10 would not bang

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market is closed edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:

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>>62443047

New thread
>>62444103
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>>62444099
it says income not investment return
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>>62444113

he owns a strip club because he likes tits
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>>62444087
The blackjack strategy. What can go wrong?
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>>62443047

New thread with title
>>62444140

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A literal twitter and ketamine addict Nazi got a cool trillion by making silly promises and making men feel based. How the FUCK are you not at least worth a million? Just vibe and fuck with people, and the money will come.
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he was sending his heart out to the crowd
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>>62443975
When will he turn on Israel then?
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>>62443984
He needs to get systems in place to totally obliterate them.
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>>62443975
>literal
but you're a literal child rapist drug addict all your neighbors are scared of, OP. Why would we trust your judgement of the situation?
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>>62443975
Doesn't work that way.

>>62444024
Big if true.

bullsisters....
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>>62443555
you vill check my trips
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>>62443453
Let me translate for you:
>For the love of god, PLEASE GO UP BEFORE I BLOW MY BRAINS OUT, i Really REALLY need this to go up. I'm so fucking under water right now and i don't see a light at the end of this tunnel only a barrel of a gun if things doesn't change.
Quite grim, wouldn't you say?
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you guys are so stupid

bitcoin dumping to 60k was nothing

40k and i buy

if it goes back up anyway the risk is not worth the reward

have fun doing a +50%
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Crypto is a retarded scam and you clowns will be bag holding until it goes to zero
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Fuck. This post genuinely ruined my day. Capo is a massive retard and he's literally always wrong. I had some hope that we would pump soon, but since he said we will, it definitely won't happen now. Hopefully I'm wrong and he's statistically just noise, like that Kramer guy.

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>he didn't sell digital nothing for over 100k
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>62443839
>hmmm bottom signal
is it at $20k already
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>>62443693
kek they really thought it would go to a milly
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It's going to zero
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To whom do you sell it at that price

Who is dumb enough to buy it, boomers?


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