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$145 is the floor
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i sold at 168 never buying back this shit
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>try to carefully buy memory stocks under 100 billion before pump events like earnings to profit from them
>retards who just fomoed into a 1.5 trillion dollar stock just up 50.9%, just cuz
The market often feels like this.
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>got stop lossed out
>lost over a thousand dollars

Meh not touching this again
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>>62588030
You did it to yourself
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>>62588013
Even retards can make money in a bull market, which is why my portfolio is green for once

So uhh what's going on? Is entire world making all in bet on US AI? What happens if this bet fails
https://x.com/Barchart/status/2086657121232314629?s=20
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>>62589314
A big funny thing for me is all the cop videos coming out where they are misidentifying folks on stops for stolen vehicles. Flock has some LLM just straight up hallucinating issues and NONE of the poloce departments have any understanding of LLMs whatsoever. Flock has basically baited municipalities into a Simpson's monorail esque reality.
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/biz/bros, it’s been a nice 4-5 years with yall, but if SOXL doesn’t put in new all time highs I’ll be taking my own life. Thanks for reading my blog!
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>>62589363
And I'll actually give credit to "SOME" of the officers. Because they are on body cam where they have incorrectly pulled people over. They then are actually willing to show these people what their "tech" told them (these people have no understanding of LLMs or why it is hallucinating like crazy) they got flagged. I watch these videos and it almost seems like the police are hoping that the people they are incorrectly pulling over will tell them how this tech is supposed to function.

Like does flock themselves even understand how their own LLMs even function?
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Physical Gold
Physical Silver
SGOV
SCHD
XLE

Do the precious metals first before stocks.
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>>62579517
The real question is, will governments bail out these shit heap funds when it collapses or not

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I’m aware that you achieve better results if you invest using lump sums versus dollar cost averaging
However I am not aware of to what extent it’s superior and how the timing of these lump sums would work
There are some indexes that just continuously go up, sure there are day to day dips of a % or so but outside of big world happenings they’re pretty steady
When exactly should you invest a lump sum, or just DCA and forget about this
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>>62587070
It may surprise you anon, but this has been extensively studied and there is an optimal choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwR3nxojS0g
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Dip buying >> lump sum >> DCA
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>>62587070
>Insider, private equity investor
Lump sum
>Retail
DCA
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>>62589288
The correct answer is
lump sum >> DCA >> Dip buying
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>can't say both or flagged as spam
Mods are absolute homosexuals.

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I’m going mad. Teri maa ka bul.
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>>62587697
Rent free
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>>62587776
Tell me about it
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>>62587402
chainlink pumps
bitcoin dumps
its all so tiresome
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>>62587887
Bitcoin dumps
Shitcoins exit pumps
Tale as old as cz.
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Bump, fuck niggers

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RIP

Say something nice about Harry Yeh.
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>>62585007
He lost money too, probably what happened he could never go back to where he was
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>>62579949
>unverified
>spending more on wash trade botslop vs actual, dead price action
>unalives after spending last dollars on coke and underage monkey hookers
many such cases
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>>62583631
how do you know your team won't whack you
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>>62583631
>don't worry, I have the Praetorian guard
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>>62583318
That was his joke you retarded pajeet. Way to step on it like a pile of shit.

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E

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https://x.com/delta__squared/status/2086377028606132331
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citizen, please stop spamming all the threads
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RC is getting sick the hedgie's tricks. Something has changed in him.
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Please dump to $1 so I can gigaslurp. No I don’t care about shorts.

Are you the Don Draper of your work place(where you acquire currency to buy assets)?
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Yep, I unironically look like him too
>make 110k a year
>kind to everyone especially the nobodies
>invest every penny I make

Don’t wear a suit though. I dress nicely (coach boots, allsaints jacket, shave every morning with nice cologne) and get absolutely hazed for it already LOLOL.

I also have no interest whatsoever in moving up the corporate ladder. I will put my head down and work until I can retire comfortably and then fuck off somewhere.

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Why dont chainlink baggies have a general instead of spamming the catalogue?
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Huzzah! Link has been tamed once again! Hurray for CZ and binance! Hurrah for Bitcoin!
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>>62588603
can't tame us forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b24Ewk934g
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>>62587980
Oh yeah, stinkies are "special" alright
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>>62588573
Why buy the coin with higher marketcap if thats the only reason its "better"? You should buy undervalued coins.
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>>62587700
Because this is a link board.

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Yen is about to moon
>Eurizon expects the yen to eventually rally toward 125 to the US dollar, and views the joint intervention as a sign that the US and Japan are determined to see USD/JPY lower.
https://archive.ph/I78kB
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>>62586032
I think its worth a trade. The chart looks interesting.
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>>62586032
>Yen is about to moon
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>>62586032
USD/JPY is about to gap up 200+ like an iliquid shitcoin
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>>62586032
>have 260% of GDP DEBT to mostly your own citizens
>MOON the currency so it's even harder to pay off
are you retarded?
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>>62586032
Naw. It was about to do something big and that something big was a massive fucking inflation. Now they’re about to sell off USD binds to recover and fuck the dollar. Unironically buy gold you stupid nigger.

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How do I become a genius businessman like y'all? Is there some book to read or some secret knowledge you are aware of? I just want to be a cool /biz/guy and wear a tuxedo all the time. Please introduce me to the /biz/ way. How do I learn all those cool words you use?
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Invest all your money in Link and Voo then cut your foreskin off.
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>>62588836
>How do I become a genius businessman like y'all?
You buy assets that appreciate over time with your piddly peasant wage.
Is there some book to read or some secret knowledge you are aware of?
maybe but it doesn't matter, since you just buy Gold, VOO and BTC until you're rich.
And then when you think you're rich you'll realize you're still poor.
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>>62588836
nobody on biz knows anything
the sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be
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>>62588836
you have to really want to make money and you'll naturally figure it out
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>>62588867
Idiot savant-tier level of advice here

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2 more months until the /biz/ anime is released.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZwpVLm00bs
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>>62586640
Yet you bump it, retarded jeet. I love how anime makes shitskins seethe.
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>>62586682
>>62586632
What's it about Indians that makes them unable to tolerate anime in their vicinity?
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If FX trading is akin to gambling and isn't profitable, why are there people who take it as a job? gamblers usually have a job to fuel their squandering, what kind of money are traders using then?
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I for one welcome our animu posters with smug reaction pics, it's about time we drive out the dumb frog posters flooding the catalogue.
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>>62578741
no one here is bartering or trading goods, we're clicking a button online and slooorping like retards.
holos IQ is thrice the average of this boards

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Ok so I started a new job recently. A large part of my day is spent doing a physical and very repetitive task that does not require my ears. I have access to a radio and I just put on the local station and have music in the background but I was thinking I could do more. I can connect my phone to this old radio because I have a USB-C to AUX cable and yesterday I used it to listen to an audio book and it was great.

How can I profit from this? Or at least better myself with some audio books or something? Please give me your advice.

>inb4 kneepads
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>>62587967
I was just posting my occupation.
>advice
Well you know the usual bullshit. Hear something about serious topics if you want to better yourself. otherwise find something that interests you.
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>>62588125
This is the kinda belligerent atitude that gets you stuck in manual labor jobs where you are amazed they let you listen to things at work.
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>>62587904
>butcher
>syrian

Umm, that's racist, honey.
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>>62588382
>amazed they let you listen to things at work
Amazed? Who the fuck said anything about amazed? It seems like you need to go back to elementary school so you can fucking learn to read bitch. I am probably going to listen to audio books and I would love suggestions about what books to listen. Maybe someone has an even better suggestion than just audiobooks. It seems to me that you can't comprehend others might have a different outlook than you or that others might contribute to your understanding knowledge of the world.

I was mad that little bitch assumed I'm from reddit for no good reason. I make six figures with this job, you probably make five figures. Get the fuck out of my thread you broke bitch boi.
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>>62588980
>I am probably going to listen to audio books and I would love suggestions about what books to listen.
The turner diaries?

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Oil's price action suggests something just happened.
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made me look and it's nothing!!!!!
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>>62589168
nothing ever happens
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>>62589168
I suggest something just happened in your pants.

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https://ca3works.pages.dev/apps/Astrotrading/
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>>62588936
no, im not gay or a woman, troon
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>>62588936
this is probably the most retarded thing i've seen on this board
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>>62588936
I believe you won't be responding to this or any other post. I'm willing to make a $1.00 bet with any other anon on this

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Whats halt transaction finality mean
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So this place is all bots now? I came here expecting a general thread about this lmfao
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sneed
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>>62589185
don't think anybody really cares about anything anymore. Years of daily happenings have numbed everyone.

>30 years old
>10k link
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>>62588707
that's a make it stack
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plenty of time to give fat russian even more of your money
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>>62588707
there there man....
y-you're not a failure
life ISN'T hopeless....
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>>62588707
im 32 almost 33 and only have 4,064 LINK. I am going to die alone.
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>>62588707
I got good news stinkie, Standard Chartered just said in 4 years IF the total crypto marketcap triples from here link MIGHT hit $200.

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Back to Gainz Edition

>Why precious metals?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com (Most elements)

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>>62588829
>>62588829
Absolutely brother;)
If it's meant to be it will happen. If I'm ever at a Gathering I'll be the bald dutch guy yelling- 4chan Juggalo fren where tf are you!@.
You will recognize me by being bald, a smell of Dutch cheese and I'll have most likely acquired 4-6 fat women. I'm sorry but they likely won't all be a 10/10. But they will be a 10/10 to you and me, after a few drinks
:D
Enjoy bro and all and nn;)
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>>62588861
>>62588885
You frens are the best;)
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>>62588233
What is the tax rate on your stock gains in Israel?
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L I N E U P
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>>62589135
>>62589135
>>62589135
>>62589135
>>62589135

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I like being a wagie
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>>62582550
Idol

Are u getting any?
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>>62582550
>>62582580
>>62582580
This is me. My id keeps changing.

>>62587142
I was, I hooked up with my childhood friend after not seeing her for 12 years but she passed away from cancer 3 years ago so it really put a damper on everything. Sometimes when you meet the right one everything that comes after is just waiting to meet them again.
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>>62588851
this explains it anon, you're fucking depressed. i know you might have really liked her but you have to move on and stop distracting yourself with work.
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>>62582524
you realistically know no other life so of course your brain will cope that it "likes it".
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>>62586912
probably not. that idea is probably coming from your transsexual mental illness

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I have a sister in finance who says she's never seen people as angry as some of Leopold's investors are. Unironically, is he safe?
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its was like a russian roulette glory hole where there are 6 holes and 5 of them have little guillotine on the other side and he had to stick his dick in all of them twice
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>>62583214
A face you just have to trust. :3
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>>62583161
NO REFUNDS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62583161

Of course he's safe. Nobody will do shit to him, everyone that gave him money is a pussy bitch
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*laughs*


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