There are people who are willing to risk 100% of their money in defi protocols for 3% APY, hoping that increasingly advanced AI models won't find any exploits in the lending protocol, in any of the collateral assets or bridges that utilize the collateral assets, even though that has been happening on an almost monthly basis for the past 2-3 years
thats literally me. its probably not worth the risk but greed is a hell of a drug. i will never touch any non-onchain financial instrument besides a normal checking account
Meet flare
You know it's funny you're right. But I guess recently I made a lot of sells I shouldn't have and am now 90% in cash while the market is more bullish than ever. Could have 3xed in march on oil and tech, then 5xed in april on tech again.So it's really a clash of strategies- who is luckier, and will playing it safe be the smarter move, or taking outsized risk? So far, the risk takers seem to be winning.
>>62184807>>62184211You are genuinely stupid, for two reasons. If you believe smart contracts are so inherently insecure to never be usable, but instantly believe that the spaghetti code known as node software is somehow bug free, you simply don't know enough about this space to make intelligent analysis. Your blockchain is software just like a smart contract, do you understand? It is not a magical monolith. The other reason is that you believe retarded marketing script about Claude. There are countless zero days in modern software because it is written by fucking retards. Generally speaking hackers do not randomly and instantly exploit every zero day they find, because that would be fucking stupid. What AI does enable is quick analysis of public deployments, hence why we've seen a spate of exploits of legacy contracts, since AI can quickly see the gaping holes that fuckass retard developers left when initializing their contracts years ago. AI does not have the magical ability to make a contract insecure.
>>62186318Nothing like a to little way to late dead on arrival project.I have a bag of just over a million or so, but nothing is going to happen.
hypothetically lets say i was a neet that still lives at home (and doesn't mind staying there) and somehow i lucked into ~$150k... I don't have a car so -$10k for some used sedan. What do with $140k? I have a few business ideas but i'm too much of a pussy to risk this money.
The fact that we're having this discussion proves that 500k starts being the retirement money territory, even if it's not for everyone. Which means, 1 million definitely is.Personally, I have €230k liquid assets, €200k paid-off house rented out, €400k primary residence with €370k mortgage. So, my net worth is like €500k. I don't think I could retire with this money because buying useless expensive crap does give some happiness, but if I put €28k into savings every year, then I should retire before I'm 45 - the idea is to pull the trigger once I have €1 million in liquid assets to fund daily life, and exchange my "within city limits of a capital" real estate for a "buttfuck middle of nowhere" house and use the leftover funds to renovate it to perfection.Either case, I just don't see myself working. Currently I have a very cushy "sit and do nothing" corporate position, but if I lose it, I'll definitely reconsider my life and maybe do "poverty retirement" because you know what, fuck work. I just don't like spending 8 hours a day with normies. But I hope to keep milking my bullshit job for 10 years.
>>62179257>Okay youve made this thread so many fucking times, I'll finally biteyeah sure whatever man, 500k is life changing money. But what's your point? Why do you feel the need to keep reiterating this?
>>6218661280/20. 80% etf and 20% cash/savings account/money market. Consume the cash within five years. Repeat till death.
>>62179314You could use it as a down payment on a sincere drug addiction and still have enough left over to get herpes or something
Who’s evilmaxxing their portfolios?
>>62183664i agree gen z is not drinking. its an issue for these stocks>>62183669true true
This is hilarious because I started evilmaxxing my folio too, drones, cigarettes, alcohol, gambling, guns, bombs, fracking, spying, advertisements.
>>62182861I made money on British Tobacco years ago. Nothing evil about it.
The tobacco industry is shrinking as illegal cigarettes have become the majority of the market due to over regulation. You'd be a fool to invest in legal cigarettes now.
>>62183657>why didn't you buy it years ago when it was much cheaper?i'll have my chance again anon don't worry
20c edition
LUNC CHADS WE RISE
>>62183235Actual odds of this happening?
>>62183235that's not how it works.
>>62185871100%Do Kwon did nothing wrong
>>62185920Yeah except for the whole shoving bitcoins up his ass
Neat, I went from $100 to $125.Let me know when we hit 1 cent, I'll have like over $10k then.
How do I long mass famine
>>62183955Stack glyphosate. I'm serious. Bayer/Monsanto is done and food prices will 10X next year.
>not having a Heinz beans stack
>>62186113is it normal for them to have a really short expiration date? All other canned beans have 3-5 years, but Heinz Beanz I bought from Costco has a 1 year expiration date.
>>62186159Canned food lasts literally forever, it doesnt go bad if its stored properly and the can is intact
>>62183955You probably have to short food. Famine is bearish, not bullish.
It's over edition>imagine fading the INDEX LAYER of crypto>imagine thinking your chain works without data>imagine being this ngmiWHAT IS GRT?:decentralized protocol that indexes blockchain data"google of blockchain"organizes raw on-chain data into usable APIs (subgraphs)used by dApps to query data instantlyREAD THIS SLOWLY:BLOCKCHAINSCAN’TComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62181621Why not?
>>62180328My GRTies stay GIRTHY
>>62180328Is it over? It's over
When will it not be over anymore?
>>62185814When we break 3 cents, that will mark an uptrend. Then it will not be over.
So its basically confirmed he was a grifter? Kept telling everyone to buy Link and then shut his youtube and x accounts when it became a dead coin? Was he paid by chainlink labs or sergey?
did you guys really buy link because some midget from mexico tld you how based it was.
This jeet is posting in /smg/ right now.
>>62186348Yes and that's a good thing
Only took 6 years of perma down to shakeout these retards
>>62186046Just look at him. Open your eyes.
What role will Trump memecoin play in the 4th Industrial revolution?
>>62186563None, swap for HBAR
>>62186659>swapping digital gold for digital poopNo, thank you
Scams pump the hardest, which of these will outpump the other?
>>62186451tao
I'm smokin 80k pak
$50k before $100k
How do I learn economics on my own as someone with decent math knowledge?
>>62186317MoneyWeekTom
>>62186317>>62186523*Tim
Herehttps://libgen.li/edition.php?id=146664407
>>62186317I'm a self-made millionaire. Most of everything I've learned about personal finance is from Investopedia and reading CNBC everyday.
>>62186643Economics is a separate subject to finance.
We pump boys. any news?
>>62185890there are no luna baggies. when it comes to luna:1. Anyone who held will be made whole2. Anyone who sold just moved on3. Anyone who bought the dip will be rewarded
good morning niggers we're back
Price is going to baboona. No ta needed.
>>62186244Checked and confirmed
runncc chads we riiiiieeee
>i would trust this man with my life!Who's the grifter that you fell for?
>>62186614
>>62186614I love how they are all holding bags kek i know they always give those bags at conferences but still feels like they did it on purpose. Kek baggie
>>62186614fuck, men have lost all sense of how to dress themselves.
>>62186630you made them like 40 lbs slimmer too which always helps
>>62186634that all can almost entirely hidden by wearing higher waisted pants, they look fatter because of the skinny jeansbut yes a couple of them are overweight
i believe in shib
>>62185965>long-awaited hugely-pressurized bullrun along the altcoinsare you saying prices will explode to the upside because alts have been sidelined ever since 2021?
>>62185978I'm saying there's been an incredible amount of bullish news that has been artificially suppressed in the market over years at this point, yes.
>>62185962Anime doggo coins are wagmi!
>>62185981
>>62185962Hear me out: a SHIB-fuelled maid cafe chain in the UK.
What is your stop loss price target this cycle /biz/? $260 for me. Im not gonna lie, im Indian and have only 700 link so my target is very high. I have been buying since 2021 and my avg is 6 usd. Rwa is the narrative this time as memecoins was last time. I think wagmi this year.
>>62183335I got 3700 of them. Literal cubes of shit, chained and bounded me to be a miserable cuck for eternityI will sell them at 50 if we ever reach it againAverage is horrendous 13.5
>>62185171Just some personal reasons where this FY will probably have a lower income than next year, because I've taken a month of unpaid leave and have recently received a pay rise. So it just makes sense to try and load my income into this year rather than next year.But in general it probably makes sense to withdraw everything as soon as possible, because I get a 50% CGT discount for assets I've held for over 1 year. So assuming the price goes up (>implying) I would want as much as possible to be counted as long-term CGT rather than income.The only reason I haven't withdrawn anything yet is because I thought staking 1.0 would be out by now, and that I would lazily just report it as income when I re-staked it.
>>62183335we'll be lucky to see $70 this cycle but I'll still be a retard and aim to sell at $100 knowing it won't hit that until 2030
>>62185121>>62185114>>62184578>>62183351FREE. RENT.
Long reply incoming.It’s wild man. I’ve been here since 2016. /pol/ meme magick and I slowly turned full /biz/ psycho chad. The lead up to ICO and the way it sold out in seconds got my attention. I was attacking every ICO with a pulse and missed this 1 which kinda sparked more curiosity. And it’s gonna sound dumb as fuck but the meme quality was AAA + and I’m thinking what dumb ass spent all this time making these masterpieces? Someone knows something. The original fud was organic like the presentation next to the toilet. I mean that is just hilarious. But it grew in a questionable way. A thread would begin with nonsense and replys would come flying in. McDonalds Big Macs , Rory has a black GF, Sergey wears Brooks, adalyn is a chink, Ari is a cult leader. Some had impressive memes. Like really impressive. It’s a micro cap (compared to the rest) on /biz/ was generating too much meme traction and post with little actual value. Outside of /biz/ no one knew of it.Long story short, a well done organized fud campaign was in full swing. Anyone have the old FIVERR post for paid fud? It was discussed here for weeks by some namefag. I don’t recall which.
if i made a meme linkedin account to make fun of wagies will it get deleted?
>>62183553>make fun of wagies>wojak posterYeah it will get deleted because you're a massive faggot.
>>62184290wojak is unironically pure soul
>>62183553No one who actively uses that site is employed
>>62183553I don't know, but the wojak youtubers are all fucking cringe and reek of college age /pol/tardness. Only bizonacci did wojaks right, may he rest in pieces.
>>62183553As long as you don't curse, and use professional writing and proper grammar you should be fine.
R.I.P. to them yellow banana bois. Press F to pay respects.https://www.spiritrestructuring.com/
>>62181048The Legacy carriers will likely gobble up Spirit's aircraft once they liquidate since there is an aircraft shortage as Boeing is incompetent and is still fixing shit they outsourced to jeets and Airbus just can't keep up with demand. I know United especially was eyeing Spirit's fleet like a ravenous vulture.
>>62183202What’s it like experience wise now? Do you think someone starting a multi-crew turbine multi engine gig could get to a get within a few years over there? Not trying to be positive but sometimes you’ve got to close a door to open a window i.e. covid. Is late 20s too late to get into Jets there too?
>>62181569ALE-8 MENTIONEDHANG ALL CHEERWINE ENTHUSIASTSAVAILABLE ON ALL CONTINENTS
>>62186044Kentucky is based as fuck. I've enjoyed living here the past few months.
>>62184661COVID actually started a mass hiring frenzy at the Majors due to early retirements, so there's definitely good and bad with it. There's still a shortage of pilots though so you'd have a good chance to get into a regional for a few years so long as you have the requisite flight hours and ATP license.
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>>62186219>print money>use it to buy treasuries no one wants to hold anyway because of all your printing (but also being heinously in debt and unable to afford raising rates) that literally underperform Sub Saharan African stocks>nuke reserve requirements>celebrate your amazing effective policy initiative
also,>futures
>>62186779excuse me,>futures
>>62186784i look like this and do this
Looks like the straights are open for transit boss.
Things are rapidly declining in the real world. Are you goys sure this won't affect my calls?
>>62182999This. Just means you gotta load up on more calls.>>62183045Nobody cares about you poor fags. There's always another one to replace you.
>>62182993Probably if gas prices don't stop rising
>>62183136Imagine being concerned with goyim real world issues.
>>62183133ThisI’m making 50k a month off Amazon and ebay. Business has never been better. Stay seething goys
>>62182993Instead of dooming im buying assets while i can.
