>watching Harry Potter in 2026 I seriously hope you guys don't do this
You will never be a woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>222579646>Professor, I think I'm a woman trapped in a man's ...>AVADA KEDAVRA!!Problem solved
>>222579646I knew that comic was made by a tranny without clicking at the thumbnail.
I like how all these comics cast the Harry Potter fan as a white man because trannies are too afraid to admit the vast majority of adult Harry Potter fans are their beloved Asian women.
>>222579848>>222579888are you guys bots or something? it's an HBO series, not a movie.
Post the most unrelatable movie scenes for people that use 4chan on a daily basis
>>222579961Movie is misandrist propaganda
>>222580175>177 results found>they're all on Obsession threadsJfc....
>>222579961>>222580098
HOH: YashNoms: Angela, Dee, HaleyPOV: YashDay 40 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222576911
>>222582533all it takes is once talk from the pedophile and she'll do as told
>dee had it so easy all game she didn't know any of the otev answers and barrett had to help herwhy does this person deserve to be saved, exactly?
mal is playing a bigger rat game than barrat and drew
Is the halfway party on Tuesday or Wednesday?
>>222582533no she's a slave
Just watched this yesterday and it mogs every single movie made in the last 5 years.How in the fuck did they do it? What was the secret sauce?
>>222580495I distinctly remember seeing this in the theater and someone had thrown a gummi bear at the screen and Tommy Lee Jones looked like he had a really big pimple on his face but it was the gummi bear
>>222580157They hired real aliens.
>>222581624Yes, very much so. >>222581643No it's always been there. I remember it from watching the movie when it was released. Also>>222580918
>>222581734This was two years before the matrix you dumb cunt
>>222580495And both of the leads were great (back in the day before Will's ego got the better of him) and had a good chemistry
Every line of dialogue in this movie spits fire. I can’t think of a more quotable movie except maybe robocop. How did Lucas do it?
>>222579966I should really watch this movie again
>>222579966you really get a feel for the characters just from this dialogue
>>222579499>I'm sorry>she's dying of a broken heartkek>Annie>You're the bad guy now>I can't follow you>I wish I knew how to quit youkek>There's only one type of person who puts people in such narrow boxes, Annie>The Sith, which is what you arekek>I'm a raspy voiced robutt with 4 fucking lightsabers, jedinigger>You can't defeat my spinning blades of doom>What if I just shoot you in your fucking face?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>222581989They never said any of these lines in the movie.
>>222581947Is your feeling that Anakin is a gifted autistic kid who’s easily being finessed by a skilled social manipulator? What about Obi Wan. Do you feel he’s so insecure about his own incompetence that he hides it behind a thick layer of sarcasm, thereby further alienating Anakin, who can’t properly read said sarcasm? Because I think that’s a fair reading of the situation.
Why were they so evil?
>>222581846kek
>>222580435Unironically generational trauma from WW1, read Hemingway or basically anything from the inter-war period and it's clear basically everyone is broken and fucked up. WW2 was a big release of all that angst and after that everyone over-corrected and we are where we are today.
>>222580460>>222580435>>222580552>>222581661
>>222580435jews are just born that waypsychopathy is genetic
>>222581661perfect repetition of the narrative. Good goy
https://youtu.be/5-3fv8Sv8Gs?si=C1X_0bkqfcnpc842&t=65
Will this movie do well in Argentina and England?
>>222574207Tpbp
>>222571939>make homer richxDDD
homer get tesla
i shat my pants with the spider pig scenewill he reappear?
What caused him to get sick?
>>222578537dry aged salami develops a white penecillin mold on it like that.
RAPED AND TORTURED BY SPIELBERG.
>>222577923"ET" is of a linked species. That is to say he was but one node in a larger collective.The question you're asking would be akin to one of your brain cells being excised, taken out of your skull, placed in a petri dish and then watched.Would you stand at the microscope, looking at the withered cell and ask "Why did my brain cell die?"But if you accepted that premise at its core, you might also stop to ask "But I did not die?" Because you're still alive and to yourself you likely could not and did not notice that single cell's absence.The species subdivides into clusterings of "cells" and those clusterings are sharing their psychic loads across every body/brain, in the whole.ET was dying because he was so far removed from his collective. He "linked" with Elliot, which acted as a stop-gap, keeping him "alive," but also endangering Eliott's life. ET became a drain on Eliot's essence/energy/life force. That is why when ET started to die, Elliott also suffered. It was like he was literally being siphoned-away by the dying alien.Consider also that once ET is separated from his collective, he acts not like a scientist, but like a scared animal; running and hiding. And it is only after he links with ElliotT that he becomes coherent and "sentient" and begins to try "phoning home."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>222577923Why did he ouch himself back to full health?
>>222578527kek
I'm watching Svengoogle tonight, what am I in for ?
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>>222581628>Never trust a Muslim>Curry Annhmmmmm
>>222575544wife material
>>222582471Yes, she is.
Tonight on /trek/: The World is Hollow For I Have Sexed the ShranPreviously on /trek/: >>222535003
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>>222582024That filthy kike made up a lie about McNeill being an insecure manlet who insisted on standing on apple crates for their scenes.
>>222573640I only watched the first season of SNW. Last show I watched was the last season of x files. I prefer some of the finer things I suppose. Besidedly, their critique of the show was enough for me to finally mature out of that particular waste of time. They stake no claim as artists and they’ve run out ground to plagiarize. It isn’t like going sour on a podcaster. They didn’t get spooked. I’m just indifferent to the boys now. Watching Rich evolve from the biggest degenerate, despite sobriety, to the only normal person in the room while everyone else devolved into alcoholic diabetes or full blown lifestyle disorders, was genuinely inspiring. I guess that was the plot of the making of half in the bag documentary series
>>222573640To deter confusion, SNW at least better than lower decks, a reality they experience in reverse. Mike especially seems completely and totally homosexual now which isn’t enough to deter my viewing per se but it is another strange development. He even watches rom coms and shit. I know jay does too but he’s been lifestyle challenged for some time. He could be hitting the gym and fucking mad fat internet groupies but he is a fat gay in readily being gay
>>222582313Anon. Something tells me not one singular Jew has ever harmed a single golden hair on your precious little tiny angel nutsack
Create a plan to change the world using the Death Note without getting caught. I dare you!
>>222570086Realistically, if you mix up the causes of death and have them be somewhat plausible. Or even make it look like “mundane assassination attempts”. Noone will credibly make the jump to supernatural means. Light gave a bunch of high profile criminals heart attacks, regardless of how much sense that made, because he was going out of his way to get noticed. He also had them do bizarre shit during the early experimenting phase. Just don’t develop a messiah complex and you’re fine. It’s just that easy.
Find a random black guy onlineHave him die George Floyd styleRepeat until riotsFind the names of the most prominent black protestorsHave them killed by policeHave prominent police killed by protestorsContinue escalating until the chimpout and subsequent response reaches critical massLie back and enjoy
>>222570107>no jews>no jeetsSAD
>>222570351>every jew>every judge>every lawyer>every jeet>every journalist>everyone in Hollyweird>every pornographer and porn star>every public furry>every faggot>every known murderer>every known rapist>every known politician>every political content grifter>everyone who worked on Doom: The Dark Ages, Andromeda, Concorde, etc.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>222570086>without getting caughthim getting caught or even suspected made never sense to begin with. a police chiefs son would never in a million years be placed under surveillance because some autistic faggot suspects super natural powers
I dont get the hype
>>222582437I was referring to the slave master getting old and acting irrational like a farmer who ruins equipment
>>222582448Slaves can retire, anon. The other anon is spouting old republican propaganda.>>222582475Then that would've been awful especially if there is no heir to curtail the old guy. But a couple of imaginary scenarios is barely any reason to drench US soil in American blood. The slavery thing was barely an issue, it wasn't really what the republicans were fighting for. They wanted to consolidate power. They got it, now here we are, slaves to Israel. Funny how that worked.
Crazy that Firefly was like the precursor to GooberGate
>>222582539It's not an imaginary scenario, it's an extremely charitable, phrased as inevitable human weakness scenario out of 10,000 that mostly involved actual wickedness.
Is Mal a cuck? He wants to bang every girl in the show but they're all banging other guys
cast her more you jews
True King EditionPrevious: >>222574918
>>222580941I just finished game of thrones for the first time with my gf.Arya a character with zero connection to his part of the plot teleporting out of the either to one shot the threat that took up like a dozen hours of my life was really retarded.Rest of season 8 was fine I suppose Arya honestly became a really obnoxious character last few seasons with her le badass assassin thing. Very reddit to make her bake her enemies into pies. How cooky Anyways prob a break but is dunk or hod better
>>222582481Dunk is better
>>222582162the seasons fuck up any technoglocial development
>>222582561A PROPA FUKKINFRUM DA NORF
>hey reacher go here and talk to someone >ok now go here and talk to someone>OK now go here and talk to someoneThis season is playing out like a Bethesda game quest.The Asian with huge tits is nice tho
