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>>198639283>I got what I wanted because I'm not an idiotYou are, you're just stupid to know that you're an idiot>made some effort to understand what I was watching, one might say comprehend it.You're not smart for comprehending a mainstream television show produced for general audiences. Understanding something does not make it interesting or satisfying, similarly to how watching a man shit out a turd does not make it any more appetizing>Also, copy-pasting your sanctimonious word saladOh no, you're one of those retards who thinks using big words makes you smart. How old are you? you cannot be older than 18.
>>198630925He looks like Andrew the ginger from JSTU
>>198637003so you're just going to ignore the Heir's mother who has supreme political power, the whorehosue owner who has two episodes centered around her hooker house for no apparent reason? Mariko having atleast 6 episodes all about her and her hate for her actual husband, Usami who cucks the shit out of the "main character" "John sits around and ogles at female characters driving the entire plot Blackthorne"
>>198639155Yoriko Doguchi is hotter, healthier and sexier at 59 years old than the average mid-20's western woman.
>>198639408Also ignoring the fact that Toranaga in real life actually just bribed the other council members instead of doing some retarded ploy to send a woman to kill herself in order to convince the woman getting married to his worst enemy that she should support him for some reason (lmao) and that he totally wouldn't just kill her and her son when he takes power (Which he did)
>No, we must land our men at the place on the beach with machine guns, we couldn't possibly just sail a bit further up the beachwas this plot hole ever addressed?
>>198636815what movie?
>>198633530There's a reason why America lost every single war after WW2. And even then the soviets did most of the job
>>198635207Iran will nuke pissrael btw
>>198633530Yeah, anon is smarter than all of SHAEF.
>>198633986That agreement between the British and Germans ended on September 1, 1939. I wonder why?
Thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.Clowns of /film/ Edition>/film/ chartshttps://mega.nz/folder/87xyiJjZ#3B2eXe2lmN2KbFNNEagggQ>/film/ directors directoryhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qgdYsMPAaFWrAa_7EHLpXqpOHLaDLmytM9wJ5nhGtqs>/film/ literaturehttps://mega.nz/folder/XCokCRpR#tlesB0J_7jhaEWZVJqVzlA>but anon, where do I find these films?https://rentry.org/filmlinkshttps://rentry.org/kinolinks>script to make 3x3 webmshttps://textdoc.co/D5QNYIX2avmsqi49Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>198638702It has plenty of good scenes, impressive moments of camera work, the acting is fantastic, and most scenes are executed with fine taste and like nice. The propagandistic elements do become a bit heavy handed at times, but they don't interfere with appreciating the film as a whole. I think Veit Harlan was a good director.
Erase one from history, keep the rest>Shochiku>Toho>Daiei>NikkatsuWhat's your pick?
>>198639135I erase all of them
>>198639135>Erase one from historyNo. Don't. Have you hever heard of the Butterfly Effect?That's what I'd erase from history. Ashton Kutcher is a terrible actor for a serious role.
>>198639194Butterfly Effect Directors Cut was pure kino, you got filtered
>YOU KILLED UNCLE HANK, YOU KILLED HIM
>>198638606>I fucked Flynn
>>198638635Flynnpilled fuckmaxxer
>>198638021Hank got Hank killed, and he got Gomie killed as well. If he had just shut the fuck up and let Walt die of cancer in a few months then none of that would have happened.
>>198638816im so fuckpilled
>>198634985>B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-
>you'll get your fuckin hands dirty like the rest of us
>>198638022>my name is michael whiteman. i used to be a shot caller until...
>>198639200Shotpilled callmaxxer
>>198638022This guy is one of the agents in Sicario, the one with the glasses who leaves the interrogation room.
>>198639384Holy shit I never noticed that you’re so amazing bro you must be like a movie connoisseur or something. He’s crazy bro he’s like a cool operator killer guy but he wears like glasses and stuff, so cool
>>198639384He used to be a spy.. until he got blacklisted
I drank the vodka.
>>198638444all of that is cope and you're lying to yourself
>>198638625Lol this makes the problem 10 times worse >>198638679Even with beer I end up blacking out. It's usually not a prolonged blackout, just a missing hour or two at the end of the night.I posted a pic of myself on 4chan once while blacked out. Woke up and saw the thread and nearly shit myself lol.
>>198638788Damn, that's some pile of shit to deal with.You can /druk/ with us any time.
i survived and maybe even thrived on the pond
>>198639402Lol wasn't he like a mile from the nearest town?
1995...Home...
>>198636798I was just going to ask if this wasn't like Quantum Leap. Maybe I should check out the reboot.
>>198638152Hopefully never. Sliders is mostly seen in production circles as a failure. It had two-and-a-half good seasons and built a loyal core audience, but was never a huge ratings success. Even after the Sci Fi channel seasons, the show ended up well short of the 100 episode threshold for syndication. You can still offer a show for syndication with less than 100 episodes (Star Trek, for instance, only had 79), but it's harder to attract interest from broadcasters. As a result, it hasn't gotten a ton of airplay since it ended.Most of the shows getting reboots are ones where the originals have done consistently well in syndication. Quantum Leap only had 97 episodes, but it was close enough to 100 as to not matter, especially when it was critically acclaimed. Also helps that it's a Bellisario IP.
>>198638640It served two purposes. The first you already mentioned, being dicks to the actress but the second purpose was to set the tone for just how evil the Kromaggs were to humans and why it was so important to defeat them.
>>198638640Because it was personal by that point. The beef hadn't stayed behind the scenes, but had become public. The fans sided with the actress and blamed Peckinpah for everything that had gone wrong with the series. So Peckinpah took it out on the character. IMO, it was pretty much an intentional "fuck you" to the fans.
No need to reboot; the basic premise is solid enough that a similar show could be created. Well, could be created if Hollywood had an creative talent left in it. In addition to 'Sliders' and 'Quantum Leap', 'Voyagers' was somewhat similar show. It was aimed at younger audiences with the goal of teaching some history but can be fun to watch an episode now and then.
>See "anime can't be ki-..." thread.>Click on WEBM.>It's predictably some dogshit animation and/or some cringe anime trope.>Assume OP is trolling to annoy weebs.>Look into comments>See weebs unironically defending it like their lives depend on it.>Check /a/ to see what they think>They also unironically defend it tooth and nail.>mfw they call you a libtard westoid if you don't mindlessly consume embarassing garbage but nip.
>>198638854This was more than 2 decades ago. Nu-anime fans get upset when you tell them older anime is better.
One of the recent threads was a clip from the newest episode of Delicious in Dungeon. It's a good show about a guy and a dwarf getting autistic over cooking for their party as they try to save his sister who was swallowed by a dragon. I was thinking it would just be generic fantasy slop, but ended up thoroughly enjoying it.
I love anime but I rarely mention it to people. Simply because most “anime fans” love the most retarded shit and think you’re one of them. One of my fav movies of all time is Akira, not just because its anime but I just love cyberpunk stuff. But as soon some weeb finds out:>”DUDE YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO WATCH DEMON SLAYER AND #HIGHSCHOOL JAILBAIT CUTIES 6.8!!! ITS THE BEST!”
am i still banned
>>1986394174chan.org/banned
Lmao I used to buy into Randall and Grahams bullshit, but seeing the retards Graham and Rogan get destroyed by an actual neckbeard autist was an eye opener
>>198637701Ethiopians are Caucasian, that's science
>>198635687>say something retarded and no one caresHehehe, they can’t even respond I’m clearly correct.>someone calls you retardedHehehe, flack is thickest
>>198637308oof not even a pretty pajeeta
>>198632912>Hancock, you're a heckin' white supremacist!he really destroyed him there with facts and logic
wasnt Indiana jones here caught being wrong about how long it takes crops to return to their wild state? Wasn't his whole area of expertise on greek agriculture?
Trillions must die
I hate that faggot so much it's unreal
>>198639249yeah guts is a self-insert half-a-character
>>198639116>is going to beHe died. It's over.
>>198639309???
>>198639116>Sacrifice his friends>Sacrifice most of humanity>Sacrifice the last remains of humanityI'd have loved to see Miura try to explain how this is somehow the collective will of mankind, according to the Idea of Evil. It said that whatever Griffith decided to do, was what humanity wanted on a subconscious level. It didn't matter at all if Griffith wanted to save everyone, or just let everyone get demon dicks tearing their assholes wide open, until they hemorrhage to death. The later seems to be Griffith's plan, as it stands
Bella Cherry arrives in Los Angeles with dreams of becoming an adult film star, but she soon learns that fame won't come easy as she harnesses her ambition and cunning to rise to the top of this mesmerizing and singular world.
>>198637474>clicked the thumbnail thinking it was Eric Roberts
>>198636995so modern day porn
>>198636995look at those cherries
>>198636862Where's the tits?
>>198637598I just watched this entire movie. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting. Anybody who works in professional pornography has no soul. I was accutely aware of this but this movie really hammers that home.
would they really let Quidditch Messi compete in the death kill tournament?
no. his pro team would have a contract that would prohibit such stunts like most pro teams do
>>198638113There is only one religious journey, from paganism to complete oneness. In reality they both serve the powerful and betray the weak. In Harry Potter the goblet (a localized pagan god with specific rules) and the authorities supporting it are able to coexist with, even successfully resist globohomo internationalism and money. In real life, the delocalized god has more broad appeal, is more morally flexible and will eventually pave over all local gods. Rowling made a nice fantasy where something matters other than the iron fist of the state.
If he puts his name in it's a binding magical contract. Guess he'd get aidsio or something if he then refused.
Why did they use him so much?
>>198637533Check your dad walking out on your family before you turned 13
>>198636359a famous early role of his was in an old tv comedy show My Favorite Martian.
>>198637488>Was the actor related to a producer?he was good at giving head backstage
>>198639152His secret was removing his dentures, made the producers and casting director go wild.
>>198637533A lumberjack?
what did we think of it?
The over the top cgi wasn't necessary.
>>198637574Why do all current horror end in a satanic ritual?
>>198637574Personally I loved it, it had zero intersectional feminist preaching, aimed purely to entertain, the lead actor gave a great performance, as did several co-stars. Don't take it too seriously. 8/10 popcorn horror flick, not a flawless work of art.
>>198637574It was entertaining. The ending was pretty lazy though. The worm stuff was a bit too much, just seemed silly. Less would have been more there.
Too bad they didn't use cheesy practical effects.
>butchers dozens of Christians with impunity>not only spares Muslims but is willing to sacrifice his life for themWhat the fuck was his problem?
>>198638451It's the swedish genes
>>198638451>a warrior prefers a warrior religion woahcome home, white man.Vikings went to shit long before Ragnar died
>>198639168Yes, that is the message the show presents. That is the problem. It is a ridiculous and ahistorical message. The show is filled with murder porn of cowering Christians while the Muslims are shown as cultured, wise, valiant, and zealous. While the Christian prayer is mocked and the bishops are portrayed as universally corrupt, all the show has to say about Islam is >woah… powerful… really makes you think…All this while the Viking age really only took off because the Europeans had their hands full with Magyar and Muslims (and the Vikings still only managed to partially conquer the weakest and most divided land in Christendom at the time). Instead of Frankish cavalry we got the French using crossbows as their primary weapon and hiding in their fortifications.
>>198639189>the West is being taken over by foreigners because it doesn’t stick to the values that made it great>the solution is to just to capitulate immediately and become ArabsYou are a part of the problem.
>>198639229They raided Moorish Spain.
