>Cracks open white monster>*SIP*>Sharts show>”Previously on The Shield”Yep they just don’t make them like they use too
>>218370098It's not my thread, that's you being a schizo, but thanks for giving me the chance to talk about how overrated The Wire is to a schizo. The Wire is like the anticipation of Black Panther. This really mediocre production that people pretend to like because black. Every episode is just some variation of either pretending black people are misunderstood urban geniuses when they repeat fortune cookies at the age of 30, or some fat guy breathing heavily and say "stats, stats, stats" over and over. It gets tired before the first season is over, and then they do it for four more. It's a good thing for the show's legacy that Obama didn't have Power available at the time.
>>218370122https://youtu.be/hyQ_QCHfNoY
>>218370155Keep talking about The Wire, bro, that's cool
>>218370175>hey discord check it out if I spend literal hours posting off-topic nonsense and acting like a retard eventually people reply check it out look hey guysOkay. I'm glad that somebody favorably compared The Shield to The Wire and it upset you enough to do this though, I'll have to make sure I do that more often.
>The Wire fans: The Wire, The Wire, The Wire>The Shield fans: The Wire, The Wire, The Wire
I found out I live 30 minutes away from former pornstar Kelly Wells. Do you think I could fuck her if I paid her a lot of money and asked her nicely?
>>218370078the american dream
>>218370070doesn't she have aids?
>>218370070lol
>>218369155She was hot but her scenes were always too much for me. All of her scenes were her getting her asshole blown out by like 4 niggers. She needed more lowkey vanilla scenes.
are you keeping with 30 minutes away for these threadsjust wondering what to filter on
I really wish I could write such subtlety
>>218370061If it was faithfully adapted i think it would break the brains of both "sides" kek
>>218366807It's incredibly predictable. Every single non-white character gets a heroic redemption no matter how evil they were. Every white character is irredeemably evil except for the main character whose purpose is to be immasculated, bossed around, and educated by all the wonderful, brilliant, perfect brown people and women.There really isn't anything more to the show than that. It's Brooklyn 99 with more blood and penises.
>>218370051instead of doing the actual story of tekknight being the one good superhero with brain damage who had plenty of comedic value, yes tekknight wanted to fuck every hole in sight. SO what did he do? he died saving some kid from being crushed. The entire story of tekknight was he's not a cape, he has no powers and whats more he's got brain damage making him want to fuck everything. SO he sends "robin" away so he doesn't do anything, he does fuck not alfred in the ear sorry alfred, lol. He gives the boys info that helps then he dies saving some rando because in the end tekknight was an actual hero. also he fucks a meteor about to destroy the earth because if it has a hole he can fuck it, BASED TekKnight ennis could balance jokes with pathos, it seems kripke is no longer capable of that.
Stopped watching the show instantly the moment butcher wasn't the 'ard man archetype and hughie was some american fag with good hair
>>218366807I turned it off episode one after the guy pulled his pants off in front of the new girl and demanded she blow and or diddle him.
Who was your first crush, anon? Publish it
>>218359845
>>218366896>what the fuck is glarkingit's where you facefuck someone (male or female) and their throat makes that GLARK GLARK GLARK GLARK noise as your penis thrusts into their throathole
>>218359895Good choice
Is she the prettiest actress in /tv/ history?
>>218370079>t. poojeet
>>218358499Cameron Diaz in The Mask AND Vanilla Sky for me
>>218370085Have you never seen Sarah Shahi?
>>218370132not til this thread. She's a solid 7/10 bro. dunno why you're posting her ITT. Just take the L, lil bro.
>>218369751A
Why wasn't Dane DeHaan the next Dicaprio?
>>218367312Ain't suck enough Jew cock.
>>218367312Looks like an Ellen Degeneris type lesbian
>>218367312Probably because he chose to have a life AND a career. He's great. Hi Dane! You're great. Pls renew the HTTPS certificate on your personal website, or just take it down altogether>why do I need a stupid certificatebecause if I connect to websites without a https cert while using wifi (not ethernet) , then my tech savvy neighbors can see all my web traffic, plainly visible, if they ever decided to inspect the local airwaves
>>218367316Why did they cut that line out of the movie if it was in the trailer?
>>218367312Too tired and dehydrated. He let himself go.
>Cold.Storage.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Cold.Storage.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Cold.Storage.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Cold.Storage.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo>Cold.Storage.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kea7gnh1uYA>Teacake (Joe Keery) and Naomi (Georgina Campbell), two young employees of a self-storage company built on the site of an old US military base, have their wildest night shift ever when a parasitic fungus escapes from the lowest sublevel of the base, where it was sealed by the government decades before. As the temperature rises underground, this highly contagious and rapidly mutating microorganism multiplies and unleashes its brain-controlling, body-bursting terrors on the facility's inhabitants -- human and otherwise. With time running out, it's down to Teacake and Naomi, with the help of a grizzled retired bioterror operative (Liam Neeson), to contain the merciless menace and prevent the explosive extinction of Mankind itself. IS THIS THE BEST JOE KEERY CAN DO AFTER STRANGER THINGS?IS IT MORE EMBARRASSING THAT LIAM NEESON IS DOING THESE MOVIES NOW OR IS IT ACTUALLY GOOD?FIND OUT FOR VOD FRIDAY!
>>218368763>>218368846This is clearly a Black woman and Black women will continue to play leading lady roles cope/seethe/mald/etc.
>>218368437For heterosexual reasons, you wouldn't get it.
>>218365037It was fun and had cool effects but there is smoking in it so I hate it
>>218368865>Euros have not heard of nicknamesWow
Why do black qveens trigger chuds so much?
>2026>Still no Kurt Cobain kino
>>218368620Zoomers don't like rock and metal
>>218368620Nobody wants a movie about a woke, depressed faggot.
>>218369827They don't want one about a faggot fundie either.
>>218368620>Here Comes the Boom
SNEED KEK ITS SNEEDO
Why didn't the machines just give everyone their own individual perfect life?
>>218352236Maybe try paying attention to the dialogue and you'll know the answer already instead of shitting up the board with this thread.
>>218369655nice write-up though. It was written by someone with a PhD who makes those discliamers too, right below the title>but Universe 25's relevance to humans remains disputed.She seems scientifically responsible while still tailoring her writing for edutainment
>>218369722fugg ;_; that's the last article she wrote, then nothing for the past 2 years. Maybe she's in private industry now. She's written for Scientific American and Quanta, among others. I'm impressed.
>>218352249good morning
>>218363563NTA but didn't the architect also allude to this in the sequel?
>THAT'S IT MULDER>I'M OPENING THE XXX-FILES
>>218368959
>as of this moment I'm reopening my pants
good morning saar
>as of right now, I'm closing the Epstein files
What is South Park's best celebrity rip?
>>218370157You can tell the fishsticks joke really got inside Kanye's head. Which makes sense in the wake of the gay incest news.
I don't care what you think, this movie is hilarious. the show is okay.standout scenes are the KITT comic scene and Liam Neesons Trix bit
>THERE ARE NO CHICKS WITH DICKS, JOHNNY. ONLY GUYS WITH TITS
>>218368445New seasons out today
>>218368427I met Amanda Seyfried and unfortunately kept thinking about her "‘Give us the ring, my precious’ eyes”
>>218368427>Well... Those samples were rejected for sickle cell anyway...>Ya hear that Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm, you look like a Kardashian!
>>218368427>I don't care what you thinkWell maybe you fucking should. Ted comes from the Sarah Silverman school of comedy, a style of humour that's predicated on the juxtaposition of rude words and a cutesy speaker. Mongols laugh at Sarah because "a woman shouldn't be saying these things! That's outrageous!" And it's the same with Ted. "A teddy bear shouldn't be saying these things!" And if that's hilarious to you, don't be surprised when others dismiss you as a brainlet.
Don't lie. We all know.
>>218369007Even though the first thing never happened, why would that mean the second thing has to?
>>218369007>le poor innocent muslims dindu nothing we would all love each other and get along if it weren't for white people :((((
>>218369007>their rape rates are only this high because of colonialism
>>218369007>I need to leave my country, but I won't be going to one that's culturally similar and within geographic proximity. Instead, I'll go to the countries of the people who bombed me that I hate.
>>218365258I prefer this Adler.
>"What's the difference between a masked cop and a vigilante?"Lindelof, once again, was WAY ahead of his time with the Watchmen HBO show.
>>218368352Capybaras are only semi-aquatic
>>218368182>>218368266its amazing how this show went over /tv/'s head
>>218368182vigilantes have a tendency to not follow the law, also they lack proper trainingnot to mention they put themselves at risk when that's the cop's job
>>218368182>>"What's the difference between a masked cop and a vigilante?"The God given authority of the state's monopoly on violence.
>>218368182the authorities know who the fucking cops are even when they're wearing a mask.
Pulsating Werewolves editionPrevious >>218344745
Anyone here seen this?Decent 80s horror anthology, they tried to relate the stories by having a cat walk pass 2 of them, but they have little to do with one another, just like Creepshow 2 it was originally supposed to have 4 stories instead of just 3, but unlike that movie the story that was cut ("Sometimes They Come Back") got later adapted as a TV movie
>>218363405Or you enter into a normal, happy marriage with an upstanding, loving woman. I've been married for 15 years and I've never had to submit to anyone's will nor move my gaming setup into a cuck closet.
>>218367664Sound of Horror (1966)
>>218370119> I've been married for 15 yearsCucked out.
>>218370119> upstanding, loving woman Forgot to add post wall.
