Is this movie the biggest defeat ever for chuds?
Nolan is like a worst director that could do smth like epic. Hes known for his realistic shtick, which is worst approach when it comes to portraying something like mythology, epics and legends.He also dont know where to stop when it comes to fights and guns, similar to micheal bays explosion fetish. All of his movies past prestige would benefit from cuting, even just a bit, fights and guns segments.I think he could make a troy movie, because orginal troy is written to nolans pros (" achilles picked an oxen that 10 strong greeks wouldnt move on their own and hurled it towards hector, who dodges it like a wind gust and threw his javelin 10 times as far as fellow trojan soldier could"), but oddysey is a different piece that is more about wits and journey than musclemans showdown.Nolan should be WWE director, its literaly dream job for this gayman.
>>221830895Yes but you see you'll be mocked if you don't pay for a ticket.Please watch the movie.
I love the fact that me not seeing a movie sends you into a meltdown
>>221830969Yes, Anon, you are so important that people care whether or not you watch some random blockbuster.
>>221830860relax chuddie. That t-shirt should say "I love the current thing"
HOH: DevensNoms: TBDVeto: TBDpreviously on /bb/: >>221828072
everytime devens recounts melody's changing partner, it further cements her going up
>>221831001It's fascinating the things you make up
melody deserves to get evicted for being a retard during the HoHits a taylor season
elissa….
Maybe Devens HOH isn’t so bad
LOL
>>221830926>real life claiming to be a NORSE PAGAN is a legitimately mentally stunted, porn masturbating, video game playing, mask and vaxxing, urbanite, tv watching, LARPing coward consumer NPCmeanwhile am real slav and even I find my ancestors religions boring and full of larpers
>>221830926k thx 4 sharing unsubscribe
>>221830951>t. vaxxieFauchi ouchi
>>221830926updooted bruh
>Adapt God Of War>Start with the latest, most boring game in the franchiseCan't wait for 2 hours of grey dreary nothing and "Boy", yay
Can we have a chud-free Odyssey discussion thread?I thought it was really good. Stuck pretty close to the story and I'm really digging the whole Bronze age collapse angle he explored.
>>221829128LMAO
>>221821766Not sure about this sideways vagina eye
>>221821766Why he has a pussy instead of an eye?
>>221821766I was going to say 0/10 b8 but you got all these serious replies. Man people on this board are retarded 10/10 anon.
>>221825537She is a stand in for Achilles and takes his place where he would be in a key story point though so yeah
RIP
People underestimate just how much of who you are, how you process and think about things, your copes, fears, comforts, fetishes, fucking tons of shit comes from nurture and what you had to go through as a kid. If it's bad it will fuck up someone for life. If you get a bad gene cocktail along with a bad childhood it's over before it begins. I'm reminded of Chester Bennington, he was in his 40s, had a young family, multimillionaire, admired by millions of fans but it was pretty clear that the sexual abuse when he was a kid fucked his brain up to the point where he built a career trying to process it, make sense of it. And run from it. I don't know this girl or her parents obviously, but if her mom was fucking strangers in front of her there's your answer.
>>221829827I say again, who?
>>221828380"And if you don't want the monster, you get the monster" still makes me laugh
>fishniggers are avoiding my filter againInshallah you shall taste my shoe, back to your containment threads I say! Go back!
https://youtu.be/MYU3F8uUGiwGone too soon
What's your problem?
>>221828059>>221828036It's 100% because some people were mad that they cast a black woman as Helen of Troy. It has nothing do with the quality, or lack thereof, of the movie itself. They think it owned the chuds and that is enough reason to give it perfect scores.
>Bug name production with blatant DEI bullshit in it>Gets glowing 10/10 reviews, all marching lockstep with each otherSeen this before, and it's in immediate indication that it's complete shit.
>>221828036>They only believe they liked ityou're reaching unhinged levels of cope
>>221827668Consider Canadian healthcare
>>221827737FPBPDeath to israel, judaism, palestine, islamDeath to browns and brown cults worldwide.
>takes your throbbing erect cock and shoves it balls deep in her assWhy did she do it?
>>221830619So she could feel something (she didn't)
To distract you from her veiny feet for 14 seconds
>>221830619whomst?
Brie Larson tier feet
here is your billion dollar production bro
>>221824344Jesus christ...
>>221830338Cope, retard.You will never turn "pusing back about blackwash = bad" into a valid argumentEverything else is also bad, but those 30 secs would have been enough
>>221830583Where did this lie come from? KOTSK was expensive, but they spent their money well.
>>221830524She's referred as spartan, retard, which is not in Congoleave the fucking cameo alone, then, raceswapper
>>221820015Holy fuck, this is horrible.
the moment you realize you'd rather go gay for Jake then be straight for Maggie
>>221830630I realized this watching Brokeback Mountain like 15 years ago. Dude is beautiful
>>221830630She looks like his grandma
bro just using that as an excuse you just want manass nigga gay ass nigga old lady granny booty is tight af
She was never pretty in the first place, but goddamn, she barely looks human anymore
>>221830706holy shit you're right lol
Oakheart editionPrevious >>221819468
>99,9% of everything coming out of usa is absolute evilWhat about Coca-Cola?
>>221824513I wish Rhys ifans was still in the showWas his quote too high? Don't tell me he was killed for story reasons
>>221830905dorne has a small population and they even lie about how many they cna deploy and they do not have food production like the rest of westeros, they do not stand a chancemedieval cities could burn very easily and DRAGONFIRE from above means it can be erased from the map even with indirect small applications of it
>>221830869>Nuking Hanoi and daring to rest of the worldYou don't need to nuke cities to counter guerilla warfare, retard. And doing that would just make things worse overall.
>>221830905>not reallyDany wiped out Kings Landing a city of 500K relatively quick. The Dragon doesn't have to burn each individual house, the fire is going to spread on it's own with each bombing run. In the chaos it's doubtful fire suppression maneuvers could be implemented
>The le Sea Peoples are coming…>This le Bronze Age of ours is… collapsingBRAVO NOLANSeriously why is no one talking about the most ‘morbing time’ line of the whole movie?
>I like sea men, I'd love it if Ithaca was full of sea menwhat did he mean by this?
This thread is confusing me. Did the Sea People come from Atlantis or are they the ones that sunk Atlantis?
sea peoplesea peoplelook like peopletalk like people
NO MORE DEAD AGES
>>221827959>>221827991I'm not wasting my time on anyone who muddies the water to make it seem deep. Nolan is a see through hack, spin job lackey who makes people leave the theater thinking about a man wanting to return to his wife as a some subversive retard instead of obfuscating for the circumcisers, I mean sea people.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!
>>221830402>blah blah I'm a dishonest faggot blah blah
>>221830362It's an honor to post with an actual Greek, deus vult my brotherI actually have Greek ancestry on my mother's side and am trying to keep the flame of my European forebears alive
>>221830224>RT doesn't mean shit anymore... until the next movie you've decided to hate gets bad reviews. Then they'll suddenly be based again.This, but unironically
SHAN’T
>>221829016Okay here's how we can still win
Is he right?
>>221824282i saw 5 minutes of odyssey on pirated website, it's just people talking lol
>>2218242292pbp
Moana was way more Litty. I was pissing my pants the whole time, I only peed a couple times in odyssey
>>221824538someone twix that at him or whatever lingo zoomers use
>>221827137you autistic retard this is not debate class. someone can just ask why
Bots and chuds btfo. It’s pretty damn great. Cyclops and Witch scenes are kino. The third act was deadass epic story telling. Yeah I don’t like that little freak Ellen Page either and Helen of Detroit is miscast but I’ll confirm what everyone else is saying; they’re in so little of the movie that the flawed casting can be forgiven easily. The American accents are a nonissue as well, I never even thought one time about the way they were speaking. The real culprit here is Nolans dialogue, as with all his films, theres too many horrendous lines of dialogue. And just like every other Nolan film, you can get over the bad lines easily because what you’re seeing is pretty damn great. Also some fight choreography is awkward but again, this goes all the way back to Batman Begins. tl;dr: Don’t let the bots and trolls artificial hate campaign on X and youtube discourage you seeing a epic Nolan fantasy kino.
>>221829851oh, since the story has so much supernatural shit I thought that the gods would be present, not pictured directly but as some invisible force>the most retarded thing Odysseus do in the myth "hurrdurr I'm Odysseus and you and Poseidon can suck my dick bro, it's not like I'm at sea"kek, it's funny how retarded even the clever characters can be in mythology
>>221829861still projecting
>>221829407Guess no one watched my clip. The guy runs through a tree at the 1.5 second mark.Billion dollar movie Fucking idiots
>>221829930>>221829963Zoomies when the review isn't "muh epic masterpiece"
>>221829190>Eliot Page is NOT Achiles,Nolan had one job, JUST ONE to own the Chuds...Fuck him.
>2026>I am forgotten
I literally created a thread about Gay yesterday, she was great in Outer Range
Bump
I remember.
