>eEEEEERRRRRR>EEEEEERRRRRR>EEEEEERRRRRR>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>217008487I cry and piss my pants because scawy digital beeps and boops stawtled me!
Accept my death
>>217009670Legitimately did this sans the crying and pissing my pants. My phone went off at like 6AM (before my regular 8AM alarm) blaring that EAS alarm with some sort of amber alert. In my half sleep state, I just registered sheer panic and started screaming at the top of my lungs frozen just staring at my phone until I came to and cleared the alarm. I promptly went back to sleep like nothing happened. I probably woke up my next door neighbors.
>>217008487>Bobby Bones has entered the chat
>Do you wanna have sex?How do you respond without sounding glad?
>>217004215>gladI would not fuck this thing any more than I'd print out a pepe to cut a hole in and fuck
>>217008761probably the same people too
>>217004215Does she smell of curry?
>>217009027You don't like girls, we get it
pffft no way fag
ITT: Franchises where the third film is the best one
>>217005054Aside from the plane scene of course this movie is ass
>>217008266not even close. Fellowship is a better movie and the Battle of Mordor is a better action setpiece than Gondor.
>>217008890Yeah, Anne Hathaway's ass
>>217008861he had a broken spinal cord, he wouldn't recover without surgery and years of physical rehabilitation if he recovers at all, not just sitting in a cave on a rope swing for a few months. not to mention his knees just having no cartilage left.that said it's a batman movie so who gives a fuck
>>217008454>>217008907Hell no. All the overall arcs are satisfied in Return of the King. Fellowship barely begins the overall arcs of the characters. You gotta be crazy to think Fellowship of the Ring clears it.
>I've got a plan>...and you're not gonna like it>*cut to silly plan of character visibly upset*
>what about plan C?>we don't talk about plan C
>>217009466>What about reinforcements?>We ARE the reinforcements!
>>217009466>cuts to character in drag needing to seduce the villain
>hacker opens up command prompt
>doctor claims it was all in the character's head>they're being held in an insane asylum>the camera pans out to show the doctor is working with the villains
>japanese acting what happened to them? why can't they make good television and film like korea?
>>216999291I can. It takes years and years of watching many JAV/variety shows and many kdrama/variety shows to notice the differences
>>216997615>woah in this Live Action adaptation people act like they are in anime, isn't that weird lol???not a bait thread for sure
>>216997615Has there ever been a "normal" Japanese acting performance that's good? I've never seen one in my life
>>216998817>A bunch of retards actually watch these kind of showsGrim
Lmfao what a loser, unmarried? at fucking 34? hilarious
>>217009423>had 4 kids in real life
Don't worry bro. If you wait long enough you'll get to settle down with a used up old prostitute.
>>217009654I thought he found a looxmatched femcel. I have never watched this movie.
>I don't wanna download Tinder again Ma, I've matched with enough bots, I've been ghosted enough. I don't wanna get hurt no more
>>217009678>it's a Marty gets blackmailed by Nigerians catfish scammers after sending his nudes episode
Lots of conflicting leaks going around, so I compiled all the generally believed to be reliable ones.>The plot revolves around an impeding incursion between the Avengers’ universe and the X-Men’s universe, which would destroy both unless one is destroyed first.>Doctor Doom arrives on the Avengers’ universe claiming to be a hero, whose universe was destroyed, killing his wife and son, and they trust him because he’s a variant of Tony Stark.>Doom manipulates the heroes, leading into a big threeway battle between the Avengers, the X-Men and the Fantastic Four until they realize Doom is behind everything and team up against him.>Doom executes his masterplan, gains godlike power and reshapes the Multiverse into a single timeline called “Battleworld” where he is the god emperor of the universe.>A group of heroes manages to escape, leading into Avengers: Secret Wars, where they must break restore their friends’ memories, and rise against and defeat Doom to fix the timeline.
>>216998688>Doctor Doom arrives on the Avengers’ universe claiming to be a hero, whose universe was destroyed, killing his wife and son, and they trust him because he’s a variant of Tony Starkisn't this the plot of Jake Gyllenhaal Mysterio in Holland Spiderman?
>>217005374
>>216998797>>216998837>>216998863>>216998883this concept art is from when Destin Daniel Cretton was working on retooling Kang Dynasty. It was commissioned before RDJ or the russos were locked in. McFeely's pitch always included the x-men, the concept art never did.
The whole Battleworld thing sounds fucking retarded.It might work in comics but it will not work in a film format.
>>217008749GET FUCKED
MGTOW
>>217000494>guy sleeping in front of a drive-thui think i just found a character for my series
>>217000494>fagma alertwhy are you hitting on little girls on snapchat keemstar?
>>217000494Nobody really tried to help him, he would need rehab and really want to be helped.
>>217002361Tylor is schizophrenic/schizo-affective. would also call his drug addiction at the very least a debilitating condition, considering he's choosing to be on the streets to continue engaging his addiction instead of free handouts at the cost of agreeing to stop substance abuse.
>>217009577>fagma>girlsis he gay or a pedo? maybe stop meat-watching and get your own money up.
What do you think of the new and improved Professor Snape?
>>217004096>Fall for his cute white girl friend>Gets cuck by whiteboy>Call his CF a mulato>Joins a racist cult Him being black makes the whole thing much funnier
>>217004096>we is doin dem potionz
>>217007092>Professor Snape, why are your "potions" in powder form? And why do we need to shout "FIVE-OH" when we see aurors nearby?
>>217007469https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767169385838127.mp4
>>217004988DIS NIGGA FULL OF BEANS
>white women are overra-
>>217005602I bet they had sex
>>217006702That's a man
>>217005377has to be slavic
>>217007070retarded makeup
>>217009479really?
Thanks George
>>217008288v for vendetta, very kino movie
>>216987497I always thought she probably smelled like shit. Can't find her sexy, sorry.
>>216987529so whens the inevitable suicide?
You guys are late.
>react streamers for boomers
>>217007116The problem is OP is one of those guys that have a negative association with something like "reacting" and so any time it manifests in any shape of form it's instantly the worst thing in the world to them.
>>217005001As someone who's watched every episode, multiple times, I can assure you the writing and pace of jokes is off the charts. It's literally impossible to match the pace of jokes and perfect timing they had in the show. I tried replicating it with friends watching movies. The writers for MST3K put tons of time into .... well timing and crafting the best joke for the movie. It's nothing like some trash reaction streamer. They likely watched the worst movies ever made dozens of times to make a single episode. It's art. Filtered. 100 years from now they will be watching this episode and laughing. YT react streamers not so much....
>>217008062its probably one of those butthurt zoomers who keeps posting bait about previous generations cause hes insecure about everyone shit talking his
>>217008521The MST3K movie has a special place in my heart. I think I might have heard of MST3K but hadnt really seen it. I randomly came across the movie and was hooked.
>>217005001>for boomersthis is literally zoomershit you retard
>it will keel
>>217009219It didn't get cancelled, yet. Basically people are leaving and production is moving elsewhere. Jay was moving away from the show for a while since his wife died. Marcaida wants it to keep going as well as others. As usual its corporate maneuvering behind the scenes making decisions with the cast, crew and viewers being the last to know
>>217009323It's whatever, it's losing steam because it's a random weapon made that nobody cares and it's "I think i'm going to go with.... damascus steel this time" every-single-episodeGet me paleolític forge in fire, I honestly want to see a bear killer bone spearOr a mayan sword with it's deadly obsidian/jade bitsActual cool shit
>>217009358You're asking for a fantasy. All that crap didn't work well. If you wanted to hunt a bear you were better off shaving a stick to a point and carbonizing the tip in fire instead of making something elaborate out of bone. It was cheaper, less labor intensive and it worked. Grab a couple buddies, make a few, kill the bear. Lead it into a trap first so its fucked up and even slower and easier to kill. Don't even get started on the retardation of meso American weaponry. If someone from the future dropped machetes off the rack from a home improvement store into the hands of mayans in the past they'd be 1000 times more efficient at killing people than with the crap they were using. The past is not as cool as you think it was
>and now for the strength test. I will be smashing your delicate weaponry into concrete blocks
>>217009447It just has to kill once broIf it breaks on the test i'm perfectly fine with it, it's only this gay idea of "everything steel" the one making you think that a broken weapon is bad if it does its job and then gets destroyed because of it
Why does /tv/ hate family guy? its a really good show...
>>217008350Netanyahu is Brian, Trump is the dog under him.
https://youtu.be/Nh3wtgxsxkE?si=WxidfYLS__nx-XLaThis is unironically one of my favorite moments in any cartoon.
>>217008350Some mind-bogglingly autistic mongoloid shits up every thread.
>>217008648>>217009131Shoot yourself, faggotWhen the FUCK is the spammer going to get dealt with?The shit he spams daily:-"m*torcycle cl*b aka MC content"-screenshots of simpsons/family guy with his trigger phrases mspainted in-jigs*w/saw movies (JigC)<Note, hes obsessed with the "MC" threads and saw movieis, hence calling him JigC, along with AI images of jigs*w on a motorcycle)-Obsession with hiding his filenames with a similar schema above (HomeR, ChapE, like "JigC")-"bask*n r*berts", a corruption of the ice-cream chain name. (constantly uses "erts" as a prefix)-obsession with "tr*st f*nd b*nd", and calling people "fundies" (?)-telling people to "cram"-calling people "poofter"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This shit sucks
>>217008639If a jewish hand is in the jar, the jar is infected. (((They))) no longer care about art, talent, or entertainment. They’re in their endgame now of making sure the goy is completely demoralized and oppressed. Their propaganda has zero entertainment value or merit now. Now, it is their nepobaby faggot children who have no talent and learned no skills just defecating out slop to push the pro-faggot, anti-love, anti-hope, anti-nature message to make sure only Israeli people marry and reproduce and the non-jews stick to the slave programming or die off faster.
>>217008672>>217008711meds
>>217008711The only jews in Israel that reproduceare orthodox jews who live in separate communities and hate Israel itself, literally picketing about the current government and refusing to joing the IDF.
In a just world Lucy gets gang raped by Legion soldiers in episode 3 but I know they'll just wholesome quirky chungus her out of harms way.
>>217009169That would be excellent fap material
