>gets really good grades in your wayHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>6 seasons>not one good jokeHow'd they pull that off?
Shawnee Smith was stacked
>>215100708She ever gone topless?
>>215100635They had worst Dax.
>>215100708First time watching in saw 2 in the hyperdermic pit was bonkers.
>>215100800She will when I get back to my AI tools
Antz or A Bug's Life?
WALLED status report?
When is he going to get the Zach Efron jaw?
he looks based now
>>215100742Not even saying this out of spite, I genuinely don't think this is a good look guy. Not ugly perse, but nowhere near sex symbol status they are trying get pushed out
When it comes the twink death will be historic
still would.
>Oh my dear God! Are you one of those single tear people-do I look like a double fucking rainbow to you? You must be upset are you upset?>No>No so you just don't give a shit about any of this?>I do give a shit about this!>So are you upset yes or fucking no?>*Nods>Yes you are upset, Say it>I'm upset>Say it so the whole Band can hear you>I'm upset>Say it so only I can hear you >*whispers* I'm upset>Say it in a Jamaican accent >I'm opset mon >Say it backwardsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>215101736zoomers will write elaborate, detailed parodies like this but won't give hard work an honest, earnest try.
>>215101785>zoomers will write elaborate, detailed parodies like this but won't give hard work an honest, earnest try.yeah because this is funAll i i get from hard work are dusty clothes back pain and a paycheck thats not worth it
>>215101736You had me in The first half.
All of this for jazz drumming
so basically the movie is about some kid (me) growing up and facing hardships, then I grow up and experience true love, but it becomes bad (we break up), then I go through existential dread, then I find the meaning of life! ends with ambiguity and either driving or walking down a road and it slowly cuts to the credits.... how do I get this film made?
Anyone one who's seen this yet? Please give your honest assessment, it actually looks kind of interesting so I have been thinking about giving it a watch. PTA usually delivers, but given the timing I'm worried it's just more pozzed lefty shit.
>>215100818>Teyana Taylor being hot as shitWhat is wrong with you?
>>215100193bc they can get paid low to protest and not mess up ssi, youths they cant afford rn, not without USAID to burn cities. god bless president trump
Remember to report anyone liking and supporting this film to the authorities for supporting terrorism, kthanks.
>>215099980Penn is so good you'll say oh mommy
>>215098213In pagan stories the gods always interact and mingle with manking, they even have children all the time which are considered "half-golds", like Heracles or Skjöldr
>Fight in space where you can move in infinite directions>Instead line up in close formation and take turns firing volleys at what's in front of you like napoleonic infantry columns>battles in planets are a mix of Napoleonic, WW1 and WW2 warfare despite having wizards, nukes, mechas, etc.what retard wrote this.
>>215100393It's a sci-fi franchise which means it attracts autists. For whatever reason, lots of autists need everything to be nice and ordered and logical. What the stupid fucks don't understand is that Star Wars has never been anywhere close to logical. Even a more "grounded" sci-fi franchise like Trek takes massive liberties that the autists overlook because they're just not smart enough to notice them.
>>215099062Ah, so we're spamming this now, are we? >>215081764
>>215101433Still spam you fucking jeet. Lucky for you mods are retarded thirdies too.
>>215101541>need everything to be nice and ordered and logical.That's called good writing, retard
>>215101541>It's a sci-fi franchiseSpace fantasy
>february 29, 2000One of the most late 90s movies I've ever seen
>>215101225For me it's when Goofy plays Prince
>>215101225Depending on how you define it, 2000 was the last year of the 90s and 2001 the first year of the 00s.
the 90s ended at 8:46AM on 9/11/2001
The definitive 80s action movie came out in 91. That's just how it works.
>>215101734I remember seeing this on HBO as a kid and the naked sushi girl got my little dick hard.
This scene is retarded. I'm expected to believe that the dinosaur handlers, who have raised the dinosaurs from birth, couldn't figure out why the Triceratops was sick, was Dr. Saddler, who had only just learned about the dinosaur moments before, was able to figure it out on the spot? The animal handlers and company that spent decades cloning dinosaurs had never given consideration to the dinosaurs dietary needs?
>>215101135They didn't know the plats were poisonous.They're dinosaur experts not plant experts.
>>215101135“We know they're toxic, but the animals don't eat 'em.”They’re less in control than they think; it’s a running theme. The trike didn’t eat the berries for dietary needs, though the explanation that they were eaten by accident while consuming useful stones didn’t make the final cut
>>215101135>cheekserm those have been deboonked
>>215101464>you bred craptors?
>in the commentary track, Ben Affleck says he "asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was to train astronauts to become oil drillers, and he told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk.Who was in the wrong here?
>>215101588>daddy’s gotta go now honey, it’s time to drill that ass…teroid
>>215101628>requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the horniest man I have ever met
I kind of like the explanation we got in-film. Their options were>Train professional astronauts to understand the bare minimum of the drill machinery operation, with no professional expertise (no clue what to do with jams, failures, surface density changes, etc.)or>Train professional drillers to understand the bare minimum of going into space (suits, gravity), while the real astronauts do the real astronaut things to get them there, then the drillers do the drill operation.I'm sure someone can rip the premise to shreds, but it sounded reasonable in the moment, and I don't hate it in hindsight.
In resident evil commentary, Milla explains that that she was supposed to hit the guy with the are it accidentally slipped and actually got him in the head. He was very upset.
>>215101561that's what pisses me off about that quote. none of the rigpigs flew the fuckin spaceships, they were simply trained to drill in space wearing spacesuits. it's a bit of a plotpoint that ben affleck and the survivors of the crashed shuttle have to figure out how to drive the rover so they can make it to the drill site, because the two actual astronauts on board die in the crash and peter stormare is a crazy russian who's never seen the rover before. i'd also like to point out that armageddon has the exact same plot as sunshine, but sunshine is lauded as a sci fi masterpiece while armageddon gets nothing but mockery.
i'm giving this dog's cookie an eight out of ten
>>215100256He only likes animal cocks though
This is what happens to people who feel the need to live stream. You have to fill the time by talking about personal shit until you say something retarted enough where people begin to investigate your online footprint.
>>215101589Not according to that pic of him taking bbc.
>>215101604Thanks for proving my point adum
CONTROLLED BURSTS!!!!
did he really need to act so zesty?
>>215101414He was insane.
>>215101414200 men inside a tiny boat for months on the ocean with zero women. What did you expect?
That role was the beginning of the end of Johnny Depp being cool.
>>215101414It’s the only reason he became popular and is remembered
>>215101414It's a fine balance between drunk and queer.
Post the most shocking, funny or otherwise hard n bombs.
>>215101618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcqinVAamNM
>>215101618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40N4GjWzjkg
>>215101618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FULxHvaSdxc
Even rick goes to therapyWhy can't you
>>215083693No, I don't recall that
My ego tells me that there's nothing a Therapist can tell me that will make a difference and my detachment confirms that. In my defense I have a well enough adjusted life with a job, family, home, car etc
>>215083791My retard gf went to one while our relationship was on rocks and eventually she dropped it after half a year because she thought it wasn't really making her learn anything. Proud of her doing that on her own but at least the therapist said I was a good boyfriend from how she described me
therapy is for NPC retards with no inner voice. Therapy is for people who start fights with their family and friends and can't figure out why their relationships are so difficult. Therapy is for people who have no goals in life and can't figure out why they feel stuck.
>have friends I can talk to shit about and I can fully rely on them to tell me when I'm being a fuck up.>workout so whatever anger or sadness I have I work it out in the gym>Don't eat poison goyslop or take SSRIs or other pysch medsIt's really that simple and if you actually want someone you can talk to about something personal that you don't want to involve with your friends either go speak with your local priest or go to a strip club and find the stripper putting herself through psychology school and pay for a few dances to talk through your bullshit because they don't do the kiddie glove shit that therapists do.
