what if Superman was le evil. honestly, a more likely scenario.
>>206073479it's pretty shit, he's not really evil just mind controlledalso ended right before the interesting part
>>206073479Doesn't really do anything interesting with the concept. It just becomes one of those "evil kid murders his parents" horror movie.
*Snyder runs into room*
>>206073542>>206073497>>206073479All of these are correct. They ran with a good premise that most hadn't touched on at the time. Red Sun exists, but thats more of a nature vs nuture thing, not, what if superman landed here and was born fucking evil. It started as a mediocre evil kid movie, then ended as a shitty movie altogether. A really good example of great premise but horrible fucking execution.
>>206073414I wish they did a sequel where he is older and terrorizing a city and it has a batman like character that fails at stopping him
Is there a comfier show?
>>206073241>>206073585This is what insecurity looks like. We can't discuss kinos because>NOO! YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME! WHERE'S THE DOWNVOTE BUTTON????!
>>206071507X-Files is pretty peak
>>206073985Only short people hate Randy Newman.
Sharona > literal dog shit > Natalie
>>206074071I don't get the Natalie hate, she's alright.
Post movies that are made for real men. No superheroes, no franchises, no gay indies and nothing too fantastical. Post movies with balls.
>>206056769It's just the Ned Beatty speech from Network but not as good. That's what Andrew Dominik does. He sees something in another movie that he likes, so he just rips it off without understanding what made it good in the first place. Same thing with the slowmo shootout scene with Love Letters playing in background.
>>206038292you've spent too much time holding a hammer anon
>>206034531>Brits are pussiesSays who? Ze Germans?
>>206016335>movies that are made for real men
>>206040210>>206040404What cut is better
You've lost. That. Lovin' Feeling.Oh oh oh whoa.
Maris?
>>206072974I'm gay!
>>206073658Niles had a thing for Daphne forever
times you acted like The Swimmer (1968)
DOAUSTRALIANSREALLY
>>206069677kek, it this one of those "we merged one million australian faces and this is the result" things?
>>206069847Bubby is definitely your everyday male Australian.
>>206069677This is one of the rare films I have seen where 90% of viewers will turn it off within the first 5 minutes. It is an excellent film though.
>it's me, plastic face Nicole Kidman, historically accurate representation of viking womenBravo Eggers, his attention to detail is impressive
It's well known the viking were pioneers in the advanvement of botox.
>>206071848The only jarring thing in the movie visually. I haven't bothered researching the timeline, but my headcanon is she became this extremely bogged after the casting was done and once Eggers found out it would be a nightmare to re-cast both in terms of schedule-wise and him having to camouflage the actual reason for it or get cancelled.
Looks like it went to hell in '17 when she turned 50
>>206071848I saw a short trailer for some TV show or whatever featuring Nicole Kidman and she looked like a god damn jumpscare.
>>206071848you think viking nobility wouldn't have access to face enhancements?
Twin Peaks thread GET ON IN HERE
>>206071874that took up like 20 minutes of all the red episodes though
Why do Japanese horror writers who set their stories in America attempt to emulate Lynch?
First for don't look at andy's gut.
I like James. I like green glove. I hate Nicky.
>>206070337Civil War Ben was a joy and I like Earle
>eating McDonald’s every day makes you fatThis blew boomers minds away
>>206073219hydrogenated seed oils, my dear ESL friend. you know, the ones that require hydrochloric acid to be processed into an oil.
>>206073255>he puts all of his trust in the law
>>206073252No you fucking didn't. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide_scandal
>>206073274it's a schizo, don't bother
>>206073573I think it's unironic zoomers, who have never cooked anything.I've worked in kitchens. "Seed oils" are like the base of most of what you're eating.You probably don't want to drink it, idk.
>I think you're some kind of deviated prevert
>>206073004this movie is so funny. its not just peter sellers that makes the film
Coming 2025.
>>206070452What's the big problem supposed to be this time?
what if, now hear me out, we remake the same movie, exactly the same, but with only 75% cgi instead of 100%, worse animation and with most of the cast looking nothing like vikings
>>206070452honestly kinda accurate, she's a bit darker but if they gave her a blonde wig it could work
>>206070452at least she's fuckable, i'll take her over zendaya any day
>>206072535Maybe in fag land.
This mood
I think I'm gonna watch Bill and Ted.>>206067893Would so fucking hard.
>>206067893you wish rabbi
>>206064919Only California https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3A13-WAikJ4
>>206064886I used to do this with my friends in high school. Then one time a cop called us losers and said to "get a life".
>>206069756Damn, Lana is maybe even worse than Taylor Swift.
>be me>bored normie>check out this series>see Harrison Ford on the cover>decide to watch Shrinking>first episode>incompetent white dad>violent black guy but it's not his fault, it's all the rude white people who keep bumping into him>stereotypical gay couple>white people can get away with anything scenekeep watching and>black guy is the object of desire of two adult women (one of them saying he is a big beautiful man and the other commenting on his beautiful cacao skin)>teenage girl wants to fuck him the moment he sees her>another has a crush on him and mutters to herself how beautiful he is while he is sleeping and she watches him longinglyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>206068590white women and jewish women who irrationally hate their own fathers
why do you think "not being able to control your temper" is not your fault?
>>206070461"internalized [something]", probably
>>206065209Bolshevik satanists run your country.
>>206065209lol gottem. if you dont have sixth sense for this by now it's on you tbqhwyf
Look, he brought his expensive night-vision goggles, for night jigglin'!
I'm in your house!
>>206072846No I didn't.
>>206068569its for moonshinin at night
>>206072951love this episode so much, any ep that made me terrified as a child was classic
>>206072951Man, we should have cloned twenties. Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.
