>dude my Nintendo Power issue #1 and some child's treasure map hoarded in a schizo's unopened box of moldy cereal box were the final clues i needed to uncover the secret, evil cabal of rich Californian celebrities of my epic neo-noir, nihilistic reddit fantasy detective story
>>219850335Yes, that is the movieThankyou for playing retard who has to invent anticonspiracies to cope with movies they watch
>>219849814OP got filtered
>>219850898DePalma's best film, Blow Out, is from the early 80s.
>>219850898>>219852330Give Blow Out (1981) a chance.
>>219850124>dude the old times were bad you are only allowed to worship the eternal present current thing
>>219851671Ok fine that's the one circumstance where it's possible. But the number of times that a woman has used coercion to forcibly penetrate a man against his will with an object is so small that for all intents and purposes it's not worth accounting for.
>>219851294>>219850038The clues are there... that is not the room of an adult woman.
>>219851458umm, no chud
>>219846610>teleportio intobed
>>219849061This.Is.Rape.
It insists upon itself
>>219850819if you read any McCarthy you'd laugh at how wrong you are
>>219850650You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>219850650yeah i haven't seen most of their films, but can't really even understand why people talk about this when they made Fargo which mogs this
>>219851283head
>>219850683the sheriff in the story gets disillusioned with being a police officer because of growing violence within the community, the message is a subtle knock on immigration
AYYY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE!
>>219847211This
did some zoomer watch this movie for the first time and decide to post about it every day?
>>219852450It's probably the same fag who posts half the spam topics that are posted every night.
>>219850458it's true, I died in the third of four separate school shootings that happened at my high school
>>219847000>when April Fools jokes go TOO far!
Brain Eaters EditionPrevious: >>219823875
>>219851957Finished it…pretty good…almost 6-7/10
>>219852830Watch The Hallow next
Watch Unwelcome. Very good effort horror movie. What at surprisingly good movie. >>219853145Seen it I think. Watching the Boogeyman (1980
>Don’t make me repeat myself bitch
YELLING MAKES ME FUNNY!
>>219851205sam kinison did it 30 years beforedane cook did it 10 years before
>>219852173He was fine in Pacific rim. The acting wasn't really the draw there. They were all performing at their average level. Fooking legend was probably the best overall
>>219851333>yelling the same thing larry david just said makes me funny
>>219851382>>219851772The only reason FX didn’t cancel after the first seasons was because they brought DeVito in
Nothing is funny. All jokes are worn out and overplayed. There are like 3-5 jokes tops and by the time you are an adult you have experienced each one 10,000+ times. If you are old enough to drink and still laugh at things it's because you are retarded.
What's his favorite movie?
>>219850034his favorite movie is casablanca but he never tells anyone. not because he thinks they'll look down on him, just because he doesn't think anyone he knows has actually seen it.
>>219852691And he didn't even know it
>>219851705This but unironically. Nobody watched that shit after Die Hard 1.
>>219850034His own life is already his favorite movie.
>>219850034The Mann filmography. Heat, Collateral, Thief, Miami Vice 2006, Manhunter. He also claims Blackhat is an underappreciated classic.
>we wuz opera singers n' shieeetHere's your Christine Daae bro. Phantom of the Opera is going to celebrate 40th anniversary in october and they just had to choose a black actress. I'm sure a black girl would've been chosen as a leading soprano in a XIX century Paris opera... Not to mention her acting is stiff like a piece of wood. I'm tired of every piece of culture getting ruined
>shhh...did you hear that?
>>219851512>exactly...i close the tab, look up the writer and anonymously email them rape threats from various accounts every time this line is uttered in this context
>"olly olly oxen free"
>>219850756That was a duck>*BRAP*>that was a duck>*BRAP*>that was a duck
>>219850702>Down syndrome neighbor kid pops out of the crowd and yells "here we gooo agaaiin!"
>>219850702>what ARE you
This could've aged a little better visually. It looks kinda flat.
>>219851885>It looks kinda flat.Did you try watching the movie in Stereo 3D?
Finding Nemo and The Incredibles aged better visually. Pixar was a step above from DreamWorks in the technology department
>casting a Hapa instead of a pawg for the role of CammyWtf??
Why is she so small compared to Chun Li tho
>>219847532sonya my love
>>219848050She should debut in a Final Fight movie first
>>219853056Like Vin Disiel and the Rock
>>219848807I miss Sakuracon.
What was he supposed to be, the ultimate badass or something?
>>219852762He was a cartoon character.
>>219852774Based on a real person. The whole 'the most dangerous man is a black guy with a library card' was cringe tho.
>>219852948That was actually the best quote in the series.
>>219852948trying to get young black kids to read is so cringe bro frfr
>>219852834i look like this (but my hairline is also awful)
>>219852883try this
>>219852766>>219852883YOUNG AT HEART
would MOG dunc...
>>219850374he's right here bro
>>219850296this shit always sounded like gay JRPG shit for 12 year olds.
>>219850374what the fuck is his problem anyway?
>>219852629unc website, little monkey
>>219852709Yes, it’s hard to believe he also wrote The Terror, though there are many years between them.
he used to be everywhere.
>>219852579I wanna be cancelled too
>>219852508His career was an accident. Jeepers Creepers was supposed to bomb, he got cast in it in his first lead role, MGM didn't did very little promo and didn't even premier it, it ended up being pretty good and making decent money. He and the chick improv'd most of their scenes. I remember seeing him in Galaxy Quest and thinking he was a pretty solid actor for such a young dude.
>>219852508He reached the pinnacle of acting and cinema in Tusk and it was impossible to do anything the would match or surpass it. Why bother continuing? (Also, he married Kate Bosworth, and having sex with her would be a full time job for any man.)
>>219852508he voices chris on family guy
>>219852610>>219852622Kek. Seyfried has a perfect body too. Boobs are real as well
