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>>201796948>Oberststurmfuhrer Aemond
>>201796954Very upbeat, I was expecting something more like The Smiths.
>>201796822>>201796848Show me DNA proves that skeleton was Aemond's
>>201794984The show kinda forgot that this whole war is about male/female line of succession.Last two episodes are about Alicent being sidelined. Did she forget she was the one who started all this by claiming Aegon is the heir and specifically not Rhae? Does she not realize they are the "no girls allowed" camp?
All die to fucking humans because Wolvie goes to the bar WHAT?
>>201794680Maybe in that timeline Trump was elected in 2016 and Trump was actually effective at deporting the mutants.
I gathered he was referring to their world's "Avengers", since he seems to have great disdain towards them and they might have been evil/morally ambiguous in his universeMaybe they saw the X-men as too much of a threat and decided to smite them because they were unpredictable
>>201794680Cleared out the mansion with a few darts while Wolverine was there
>>201795301When did it shows that he knows the avenger?
>>201795731In that diner, when Deadpool says he tried to join the Avengers. Logan says 'fuck the Avengers' which implies that they exist in his world.
There are no words to describe how exciting and fetishistic it feels to be mentally raped while a bare hand penetrates your head and plays with everything inside you. I think i have a thing for bald women...
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>>201791176What's up with Wolverine and bald female villains?
>>201796028>popular thing gets lots of posts>le shills!
>>201795579they got the idea from those bald nigger democrats in congress
>>201796514what the FUCK are you babbling on about.
One is given unlimited funds to protect you. The rest band together to kill you. Who do you trust with your life?
>>201796591Remember that he's your defense so you get to choose the arena and the others must come to you. All those other fuckers have to go to the BDSM dimension, assuming they can even solve the box.
Elvira can protect me. I want to be close to those titties
>>201796617>eats you and swims away
>>201796811Oh in that case, Freddie is probably no. 1 if he can hide you in the dream dimension, you can spend eternity living out your best dreams waiting for them to come to you.
>>201796868I have chosen....poorly.
In their prime, who wins in a matchup?
>>201795989The one that isn't black
aren't the best heavyweight boxers white (technically slavs, but white)
>>201796130Canelo is Mexican
>>201795989Creed Jr never had an opponent anywhere near as formidable as his old man, Drago or Clubber Lang all of which Rocky managed to beat.Rocky would wipe the floor with him.
>watching X2: X-Men United>Ice Man turns on the radio and NSYNC's "Bye Bye Bye" comes on>their faces all cringe and Wolverine turns it off
>>201796876>zoomer discovers reference, more at 11
>it's a Truman bores women by going into autistic details about recent dreams he's had episode
>>201795024>It’s a “Truman generates countless near never ending AI stories about him and his high school ex.” Episode
>>201793807Rule of thumb, your dream retelling should be maximum two sentences long and the first one should catch interest. Literally nobody cares about the arbitrary happenings of your dreams, unless you possibly can tie it into common experience "don't you hate dreams where you fuck up at work?"
>>201796695The fact that you constantly censor yourself makes your lack of flavor kind of a flavor.
>it's a "Truman smiles at a girl at the bar and she smiles back, but then he doesn't know what to do next because he's an autistic wierdo and just leaves"can the writers not come up with even a single opening line for the guy? It's depressing watching this shit
>>201796726Trust me I'm the most outspoken guy I know about random autistic shit (aside from my friends), I just compensate with social awareness. Going on about dreams which literally are fake events your brain tricked you into feeling significant just doesn't engage anybody, so why talk about it? At least when talking about obscure shit that is real you're fishing for understanding, dreams are just complete nonsense. Unless you find some crystal hippie chick into dream interpretation I suggest laying off it, or if you just have the storytelling skills to make it fun to listen to, but truman clearly isn't finding success.
It is late at night, you are an elected official alone in your office working during a war. Then some four feds show up armed to the teeth and without a mandate, say you are under arrest in the name of the Galactic Senate that they didn't consult. The officer in charge has this bad motherfucker attitude about him, and you know you are getting Floyd'ed and Dokuu'ed, and he's already pulling his lightsaber out.You ask him if he's threatening you, which he responds saying 'The senate will decide your fate'. You correctly remind him that 'you are the senate' (the senate would never support this coup attempt), and since they have no mandate, you pull off your own personal weapon of defense under castle doctrine and stand your ground laws.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4RQEEyTZWU&ab_channel=MejorEscenaYou do a jump and immediately the four feds gang up to Floyd you, forcing you into self-defense. Once you are helpless — and just like you predicted —, the bad motherfucker officer is coming in to murder you as you can't sith.Was this jedi brutality?
>>201787600I would fist fisto until he moans like a girl.
>>201788206They had lit their lightsabers and plainly told him they planned on effecting an illegal arrest. Was he supposed to wait for them to behead him?
>>201789467Yes.Let's not also forget that the jedi turned on their lightsabers in face of a so far unarmed person.So they not only went to imprison the republic head of state, they barged into his office and threatened him with arms.This of course, ignoring that their only "proof" to do that is a hearsay.This would be equivalent Jesuits trying to kill the holy Roman emperor claiming that he is a protestant. It's insane.Sheev being a sith wasn't a crime and the jedi were wrong.
>>201795609>>201795631So is Disney doing an alt timeline thing like Paramount did with their modern Star Trek movies/shows?>>201796449>the jedi turned on their lightsabers in face of a so far unarmed personAs confirmed in The Acolyte, a Jedi will only ever draw their weapon when they intend to kill someone. So basically they were also lying to Sheev too as they were not going to incarcerate him - they were 100% intending to kill him, just being deceptive about it. Not cool Jedis.
>>201793272>The problem is that it's been 1000 years since the Sith Empire fell and since anyone saw a Sith. People have forgotten. So it's a quesition of whether or not the Sith laws can be enforced after 1000 years. Palpatine knows this.Id' like to see concrete proof that any such anti-sith laws ever even existed. It reminds me of the legal myth that you are allowed to kill a scotsman if he is inside the walls of an english city.I think this widespread hate and defamation against the Sith religion tells us something very worrying about our galactic-republican psyche.https://www.oxford-royale.com/articles/6-myths-realities-british-law/
>Be spontaneous. Put ketchup on your hot dog. Eat out a Thai hooker. Take that trip to Turkmenistan. Order the sauteed sheep's balls with a wine reduction sauce and a sprig of thyme. Have a mixed kid. The world is your oyster.
>>201795287>the Amerilard is so used to radioactive additives and preservatives in his food that he fears anything that doesn’t come wrapped in five layers of plasticNOT. GOING. TO. FUCKING. MAKE. IT. when Russia finally uses a tactial nuke and China takes advantage of the chaos to take back Taiwan you will be in a world of fucking hurt during WW3 and your precious food supply is fucked, Indians will be fine
>>201795361Bone apple tea!
>>201793159Why would anyone let degenerates act as "taste makers"? They prove they have no taste in general. Why should they be trusted about anything?
>>201793305Most pious and loving christkike
>>201795361China will nuke India, first. And India will nuke China. And 75% of the world's problems will be solved outright.
Stopped watching superhero movies after Avengers 1. Do i need to watch D&W? Will i like it?
>rewatch the films after actually reading the books>realize all the accusations about the films being filled with hollywood sloppa are actually accurate>beautiful slower moments and world building are rushed through, especially in 2 and 3>Action scenes, CGI, melodrama and cool/quippy dialogue is given way more focus insteadI'm sorry bookfags, you were right all along. At least the sets, casting and soundtrack are still damn near perfect
>>201793825There was always going to be hard cuts with a production like this.
>>201771760You are right OP. Jackson is a hack. The seeds of what happened with the Hobbit trilogy were already there.
>>201771760I've been digging up the lotr soundtrack for the past hour before arriving to this thread. It's honestly really nice, if a bit melancholic how confident it was in its slowass build up, complete faith in its audience not to get distracted halfway through. I don't really see that anymore with modern songs that does every trick in the book to metagame and grab the audience by the ankles.Talking about it is getting my depressed, but I guess I miss it when shit wasn't so pozzed, shit and gay and people could be genuine, and make genuinely good movies like the lotr trilogy. Anyone that's remotely 'good' are all ironic, self-loathing or depressing instead of something that heals the soul. It's a real miracle and I don't ever see cinema ever replicating its heights again in our generation.
>>201781417The problem with that is it hurts the message of the story. Having Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli single handedly winning every major battle minimizes the collective effort of men to overcome adversity without the assistance of a higher power. Having the elves show up to Helms Deep was so tone deaf ignorant that even as a dumb kid I was mad.
>>201787025Two good examples of this are JP: Lost World and the novelization of Star Trek VI.
Who changes the fucking vevo thumbnails
why does everyone look like this
>>201794885>mom, I posted it again
>This movie made millennials piss and shit and cum in their pants
>>201796087You make threads like these because you know you’re the most hated generation of all time, zoomzoom. The massive dump everyone is going to take all over you once boomers are all dead is going to be unprecedented.
Does anyone remember this?
>>201792116I remember only the Halloween episode and that it was unnecessarily scary.
pretty good porn ngl
>>201792116There was a non binary alien in this show
>>201792260came here to say this
>You gave them ...the syphoning blowie?
SUUUUUCCCCC TIME
