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>NOOO I DON'T WANNA BE BRED!!!
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>>200062118
fags only breed new diseases
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>NOOO I DON'T WANNA BE BREAD!!!
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>>200062118
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
>GET POZZED GET POZZED GET POZZED
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>>200062118
>NOOO I DON'T WANT YOUR BIG, FAT, HARD AS DIAMOND HOT AS FURNACE THROBBING COCK GOING PLAP PLAP PLAP INSIDE OF ME!!
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I dont think dry assrape is even possible? How is possible to shove it up a small dry clenched hole?

Why do they do it?
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>>200062843
I'm literally Michael Cera.
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>>200062843
Not for me
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>>200056954
I've always hated this meme since it always imply Jonah doesn't get a chance to respond to her.
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>>200056816
The correct choice will forever be responding in perfect fluent French with a joke that makes the audience laugh while also taking the joke at hand.

Once you walk through the joke deliberately its just overdone at that point.
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>>200056743
jonah hill is just fat, emma stone is just plain ugly

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breaks the brown ceiling

>On Tuesday (October 25), the legendary West Coast rapper shared a post on his Twitter celebrating his status as one of the longest-running male actors on television. The 64-year-old has played Sergeant Fin Tutuola on Law & Order: SVU since 2001.

>“Longest running male actor in TV History. Don’t tell me what CANT be done,” Ice-T wrote.

>Ice-T has appeared in 456 episodes, tailing only lead actress Mariska Hargitay (Captain Olivia Benson) who has been in a record 538 episodes.
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Criminal Intent was better.
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>>200063390
>the brown ceiling
Sounds... crusty
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based ice-t
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>>200063390

>once infamous for recording Cop Killer
>plays a cop on tv for the rest of his career

life is funny as shit sometimes
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>>200063390

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Italian stereotypes jokes are some of the unfunniest things you could use for a dark humor show. It's not that they're offensive, it's that they're really boring and overused. It's the most safe edgy type of comedy you could do.

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Blade lost it's director, again.
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>>200043170
Because making a film where some badass motherfucker goes round slicing and stabbing a whole bunch of vampires would be too cool for modern Hollywood.
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>>200043159
They're trying to fit a series that only works as a dark, 18+ kind of deal into the family friendly, constant quipping, #1 priority is to clap at those KWEENS and go YAAASSS and point at the things they recognize MCU.

Its a constant clash.
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>>200043159
It's being made by people who never saw the 1999 movie and would actively hate it if they did.
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Its weird because its not a difficult movie to make:
>Vampire hunter
>Oh look theres vampires
>He slices them up with a Katana
>Oh look a powerful head vampire dude with a master plan
>Blade goes to stop him
>Action sequence frenzy of him cutting vampires up with various daggers and swords
DONE.
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>>200043074
Man they’re really terrified of releasing anything less then perfect propaganda, haven’t their last few things bombed?

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>Aragorn got to fuck this every day for the last 120 years of his life
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>>200062490
I never thought this ugly bitch was attractive. She looks like she has a horse face with FAS.
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>>200063404
yeah, but at some point there had to be a human and elf who fucked to create the first half elfs that the númenóreans came from.
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>>200063420
It's her luscious lips, huge doe-like eyes, delicate nose, and soft features. Just looking at her I can't imagine how any straight man wouldn't want to take her home. She activates something in me.
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>>200062490
I'm so jelly
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>>200062490
She kinda walled but not too bad. She was a 9/10 in that Record movie. Now she's like a 5.5/10

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FOCKER

>David Lynch movies aren't about the plot bro. Haha, don't be like cinemasins. There's no meaning, it's all about the vibes maaaaan.
>O.K I wasn't vibing with his flick
>wtf! You're too dumb to get Lynch. You didn't even take acid and meth while watching him! LAAAME. He's too deep for you! I'm gonna sooo post about this on Letterboxd.
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> The people who love arthouse films and the people who hate arthouse films are as insufferable as each other. One group are pretentious but the other group are obtuse. The pretentious group pointing out the obtuseness of the obtuse group doesn't make them less pretentious, and the obtuse group pointing out the pretentiousness of the pretentious group doesn't make them less obtuse. One group just sniff their own farts, and the other group go out of their way to shit on things. Neither group are useful, interesting or honest.
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>>200061624
For me, it's watching pseuds rip each other to shreds. If Mr. Lynch can keep provoking more of that, then he's A-OK in my book!
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>>200059901
Lynch is primarily a painter, he uses film like paint, to create colors, impressions, moods, textures, emotions
if you expect them to be obvious linear narratives that tell a clear story with no ambiguity and wrapped up with a nice and tidy bow at the end you're gonna have a bad time
maybe just don't watch his movies, they'll only make you mad, stick to simpler movies
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>>200062284
Or maybe Lynch should stick to fucking canvas if he wants to be a painter and stop shitting up the cinematic medium with his hackery.
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>>200059901
>HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN A reddit ARGUMENT? I’M GOING TO POST THIS ON 4CHAN AND YOU’LL REALLY STUPID THEN
any good movies where protagonists do pathetic things like this?

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>There are few things I care about less than coffee. I have two big cups every morning: light and sweet, preferably in cardboard cup. Any bodega will do. I don’t want to wait for my coffee. I don’t want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfucker to get it for me. I like good coffee but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of Friends. It’s a beverage; it’s not a lifestyle.
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>>200059189
Its really weird to hear him say that when his life was based on variations of that same thing
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>>200059946
>it's real
Holy shit
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>>200060100
>They keep pulling out the Google search results you did before you died
Probably the most invasive thing to ever happen in human civilization
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>>200060100
>in the last three days of his life he googled "Asia Argento" several hundred times
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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>>200059558
>scolded milk
had it gone bad or what?

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>“Charade” found itself in a unique predicament due to an oversight in its initial release—the omission of a copyright notice, which at the time meant that the movie was not protected by copyright at all. This unintentionally liberated the film, allowing it to enter the public domain in the United States immediately at release.
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>>200063442
Similar to Night of the Living Dead where they forgot to put the copyright notice in when they changed the title from Night of the Flesh Eaters.
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lmao

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The black guy as well. I was 100% sure they recast him, but apparently they didn't:

https://beebom.com/mothers-milk-recast-boys-season-4/
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>>200062441
Lmfaoooo

6 year old blacks even in developed nations (ie America) don't understand dey reflections when looking in a mirror.
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>>200061537
>The black guy as well
According to the leaks MM has also goes full JUST mode, and it's part of the plot

Don't know if the actor looking like that is intentional.
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>>200062450
Dude always looked like a joke in that role and for some reason they insist on him showing his pathetic body
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>>200061537
Japanese potatoes, simple as
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>>200061537
>the jab
And the showmaker is a schizo zealot who probably believes physical attractiveness is a capitalist construct created by white people. This show is poison.

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Left happens:
>Netflix changes their star rating system
Right happens:
>YouTube disables the dislike counter
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>>200062357
>She's fucking gross
>>200062404
>she is a potato
She used to be hot desu
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>>200062164
Don’t forget about Star Wars reviews causing RT to disable audience reviews on theatrical releases without purchasing a ticket through fandango and capping negative reviews at 7/10
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>>200063339
Are you fucking blind?
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>>200062164
I love big girls but the problem with Amy is that she’s an ugly gross pig on top of it
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>>200063517
Oh yeah, and she's a jew.

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Why don't we talk about Rick n Morty any more on here guys? Yes, I know, but those allegations were false and thrown out of court.

Despite that it's still the best animated show ever and one of the best overall. And I compare that to, say Bojack for animated and Sopranos for a general level of quality.
And above that. It has it's spontaneity and inventiveness
The sheer number of characters Justin can come up with and voice is insane
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>>200062055
Taking bets, when do you think Roiland will kill himself/drink himself to death, within the next 5 years or sooner?
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Season 1 was alright I guess. Season 2 wasn't funny enough for me to care to see more.
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>>200062212
its that fake anime the west shat out in the 00s to try to compete with the fact anime itself was hoovering up the youth demographics.
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>>200062880
Baskin kek it’s kino
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Rick and Morty: Another Way Home is fantastic

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It's not even noticeable.
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>>200058578
I like how current white women are such crackheads for being fetishized that it even ages them like being actual crackheads, what a rotten repulsive women.
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Nu-Noir being over talkative is pretty funny
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>>200063215
Fat removal and face lift? Already being unhealthy helps, too.
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>>200058582
looks like retarded daz3d character with cheeks sunken to the deepest
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>>200060646
Oh no

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Genuine question here. Is there a single example of women coming together and creating anything of any worth? Sure, there are good female writers and artists on their own, but when it comes to collaborating and making something with other women, what have they actually done? I don’t care how much of a feminist anyone thinks they are, if they were told that a bridge was designed and built entirely by women, they wouldn’t feel safe crossing it.
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>>200062715
Is this the new Wakanda TV show?
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>>200062715
>Dark skinned nigress gives Force birth to two light skinned nigressis
I'm laughing, laughing my ass off even.
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>>200062715
MAAD
Prohibition
MPAA
/r/TwoXChromosomes
Wicca
Only Fans content
prostitution
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>>200063506
the op said something of value
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>>200062888
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>>200063455
Blessed thread


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