what is the single most devastating, impactful, emotionally damaging film ever created?
>>206069252I can barely sit through half of this
>>206059945
>>206059945Aniara got me worse than anything else I've ever seen. Some anon recommended it to me only describing it as a great hard scifi film based on a Scandinavian work with no other details or warnings. I went in basically completely blind. It fucked my entire week up. I'd imagine most people don't get hit so hard because they probably have some expectation of what's to come but I didn't and it got me good.
Why watch something that is miserable and wretched? What are you, women? Only women watch shit like this because they get off on it. Watch cool shit like Dude, Where's My Car and a Jason Statham movie. Pederast.
>be William Shatner>93 years old>decide to make an unofficial Star Trek short>use industry connections to get Michael Giacchino, Kevin Feige, and Skywalker Sound involved>it's better than anything Alex Kuntzman made in the last seven yearsHow did he do it?
>>206067856being fat stretches out his skin and makes him look youngerthis is why actresses who insist on staying skinny start to look terrible in their 40s and using botox only worsens the situation
>>206073999>didn't appear until Season 2not a real TOS cast member
>>206073709yea he's been here for years
>>206068888>>206073709>>206074185Sorry to burst your bubble, Shatner doesn't actually use his Twitter account.https://youtu.be/LRCN9Toi-Ck?si=kLHmASelU5n9ERlP&t=79
>3 minutes of credit for an unofficial shortNo wonder everything is going to AI now.
Would you do it?
>>206061680use the suicide pod? maybe
I would wake every woman up one by one and hand them a bowl of eggs and tell them they have to eat all the eggs. Then I would put them back to stasis.
>>206061680in Canada, you go into the pod and you don't come out
>>206062019to let everyone know i obsessively despise this woman to the point that i dont watch any of her movies but i sure open every thread i see her on
>>206062209>without the guaranteed drama of a 9/10 blondejlaw is not a 9/10but also the drama would arise from her being exposed to other people constantly thirsting for her. if there's no-one else around then that 9/10 would only interact with you and attune to your level socially.
I can't get over how mindblowingly stupid this is.
>>206074611What's b8 about this thread, Drumpftard?
>>206072491>Chingchongchinaman>Algazheedistanibad>Wallawalladingdong
>>206072693>tfw never be a jew wizard casting vermis removis in gaza
>>206074745Saved for my jews are pure evil folder (12TB)
>>206072693The one with the Russians and Ukrainians
For me? It's actress, singer and comedienne Faith Brown...
>and here's a giant spider>the end???
>>206074207It means he was finally cornered and had nowhere left to run from his responsibilities or so I've read.
>>206074207But what was he fighting for at home?
>>206074368>or so I've read.I've read the book and the movie is retardedTo be fair the book is a modern take on Dostoyevski so you are better reading the old book too.Villeneuve is not good.
>>206074456>Villeneuve is not good.I've realized this after trying to watch his Dune, God that movie sucks. Enemy is a masterpiece compared to it.
>>206074571He tricked me into Enemy, Arrival, Sicario and nuRunner 2049All suck but the best of the bunch is probably Arrival, one thing in common is that the man knows where to put the camera but the acting is almost free will of the actor, very poor and you know people are bad in the head when they call it realistic and subdued, even winning Oscars.Feels like he's a contemporary Luc Besson, visual-centric, all style and no substance but at least Besson lets the actors have fun and be dumb for a while, but then again Villeneuve uses original IP names (and rapes them) while Besson plagiarizes and doesn't give credit.
Now that the dust has settled, can anyone tell me what exactly went wrong?
>>206068571Wow you're fucking retarded >>206068796Who are you talking to?
>>206037138I just finally gave LOW a chance. And it's actually OK. I watched it all. I'm now halfway through SNW season one. It seems pretty OK too. It's a bit too DISCO/PIC in places. But, a big improvement on either. DISCO and Picard are very bad. So bad, that everybody is reluctant to try LOW and SNW. I don't blame them. They're not wrong. The Section 31 flick looks like it'll be the worst NuTrek yet. So the haters are probably right to just dismiss it all, unseen.
>>206051530>Someone at CBS must have been paid offthey probably flew on Epstein's plane
>>206068751You should give it a chance. It's fun
>>206036104There is no new star trek
How much would you be willing to pay for the services of Rhonda Wellington Lloyd?>Masturbate on me: $5>Handjob: $25>Oral: $30>My pussy: $50>My ass: $100>The works: $200
https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=Rhonda+Gets+BrokeAnd doing commissions, $9 per thousand words. Leave your e-mail or disc if you're interested. PayPal only. My email is my writer's name @protonmail.com and my disc is robocod
>>206074730Well seeing as I'm in the fourth grade, I don't really have that kind of money.
>>206074730this thread fucking GLOWS
Why is this type of actress so common in 2020's Hollywood? What gives? Is it a Gen Z thing?
>>206074765>>206074790How can Hollywood be dead if we're living in a golden age of waifus?
>>206074806easilycorporate overlords selling it off like any other industry
>>206074734There is another.
>>206074734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpaHR-V_R-o
>>206074906Does (s)he get a place in the /tv/ hall of waifus?
Go woke go broke
>>206074458The anime voice he was doing was annoying. Speak normal you tremendous faggot.
>>206073838The movie was perfect, the netflix animation was super forgettable/whatever.Who better to play Scott Pilgrim than Cera in 2008ish when they would have cast him? There isn't a single person out of place in the cast imo.
>>206073887Yes. Basically they sold it as an animated version of the movie with all the actors returning to do voices, but Scott Pilgrim dies fighting Matthew Patel in episode one and Ramona becomes the main character. I don't even remember what happens after that because the whole thing was horribly slow paced and boring.>>206073921Fuck you.
>call it Scott Pilgrim >Scott Pilgrim is barely in it
>>206073482>Completely alter the story>People don't like it
I give you the perfect actor to portray Matt Gaetz in the inevitable MAGA film.
why does he nominate so many industry puppets as ministers tho? drain le swamp? during his last term he lied about his cabinet being full of the best people ever, and after half a year nearly everyone got replaced
>>206070872>MARCO RUBIO: Matt DamonYou're a Mexican aren't you
>>206070872>DONALD TRUMP: Robert Redfordanon...maybe John Goodman?>JARED KUSHNER: DJ Quallsnice lol
beavis and butthead
>>206070350completely different jaws.
Are rape scenes really necessary?
>>206038529there's no fucking way they made a graphic trump rape scene in a mainstream film. holy shit TDS is real.
>>206047070Trump bad
>>206037561Did he stutter?
>>206036873I don't understand how rape is even a thing unless you're handcuffed and your feet are bound why the hell wouldn't you fight back? Punch him in the throat kick him in the balls gouge his eyes out there's a million things you could do
>>206070015feels good man
Spinelli or Gretchen?
Spinelli is funnier to watch but i much prefer the nerdy girl
>>206074389Gretchen, no question
>>206074389I remember liking this as kid but have no memory what the fuck this was.
>>206074470Simpsons for kids. Seriously, the pacing is amazing.
>>206074389They're both fucking children
What does /tv/ think of Robert Pattinson?
>>206055810I didn't like him for most my early life cause of twilight but he's actually not a bad guy. I still remember the whole thing about Rob telling lies during interviews to fuck with people
>>206074556it's not fair
>>206055810Didn't he use to lurk on here?
>>206062736>Pattinson and the interviewer guy don't even register the passive aggressive remark the cunt made and just continuebeautiful
Hand over the money, chud.This isn't a negotiation. Okay, fine. I took 1000 bucks off.That'll be 5 gs, cuz.In what universe is anyone buying a television this expensive? Is it even worth it even if you're mad ballin' rich? And don't all SmartTVs have a problem with crashing and loading and connectivity because the internals are shit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuDbEZeRXYc
>>206072030>>206072621There's no point in buying tv anymore. Monitor is where is @, even a smartphone 6' screen is enough to provide entertainment for people.
>>206073998I have 2, 20 year old tvs that I got for free. I'm just going to keep getting free ones from NPCs who upgrade
>>206074411Crt? Unless you play ps 1 in there you better have a good reason to collect those radiative electronic boxes
>>206072030>>206072621Why are they showing Ice cubes made of frozen piss, does it help sell TVs?
>>206072030literally who