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what is the single most devastating, impactful, emotionally damaging film ever created?
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>>206069252
I can barely sit through half of this
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>>206059945
Aniara got me worse than anything else I've ever seen. Some anon recommended it to me only describing it as a great hard scifi film based on a Scandinavian work with no other details or warnings. I went in basically completely blind. It fucked my entire week up. I'd imagine most people don't get hit so hard because they probably have some expectation of what's to come but I didn't and it got me good.
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Why watch something that is miserable and wretched? What are you, women? Only women watch shit like this because they get off on it. Watch cool shit like Dude, Where's My Car and a Jason Statham movie. Pederast.

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>be William Shatner
>93 years old
>decide to make an unofficial Star Trek short
>use industry connections to get Michael Giacchino, Kevin Feige, and Skywalker Sound involved
>it's better than anything Alex Kuntzman made in the last seven years
How did he do it?
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>>206067856
being fat stretches out his skin and makes him look younger
this is why actresses who insist on staying skinny start to look terrible in their 40s and using botox only worsens the situation
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>>206073999
>didn't appear until Season 2
not a real TOS cast member
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>>206073709
yea he's been here for years
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>>206068888
>>206073709
>>206074185
Sorry to burst your bubble, Shatner doesn't actually use his Twitter account.
https://youtu.be/LRCN9Toi-Ck?si=kLHmASelU5n9ERlP&t=79
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>3 minutes of credit for an unofficial short
No wonder everything is going to AI now.

Would you do it?
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>>206061680
use the suicide pod? maybe
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I would wake every woman up one by one and hand them a bowl of eggs and tell them they have to eat all the eggs. Then I would put them back to stasis.
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>>206061680
in Canada, you go into the pod and you don't come out
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>>206062019
to let everyone know i obsessively despise this woman to the point that i dont watch any of her movies but i sure open every thread i see her on
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>>206062209
>without the guaranteed drama of a 9/10 blonde
jlaw is not a 9/10
but also the drama would arise from her being exposed to other people constantly thirsting for her. if there's no-one else around then that 9/10 would only interact with you and attune to your level socially.

I can't get over how mindblowingly stupid this is.
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>>206074611
What's b8 about this thread, Drumpftard?
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>>206072491
>Chingchongchinaman
>Algazheedistanibad
>Wallawalladingdong
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>>206072693
>tfw never be a jew wizard casting vermis removis in gaza
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>>206074745
Saved for my jews are pure evil folder (12TB)
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>>206072693
The one with the Russians and Ukrainians

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For me?

It's actress, singer and comedienne Faith Brown...

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>and here's a giant spider
>the end
???
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>>206074207
It means he was finally cornered and had nowhere left to run from his responsibilities or so I've read.
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>>206074207
But what was he fighting for at home?
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>>206074368
>or so I've read.
I've read the book and the movie is retarded
To be fair the book is a modern take on Dostoyevski so you are better reading the old book too.
Villeneuve is not good.
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>>206074456
>Villeneuve is not good.
I've realized this after trying to watch his Dune, God that movie sucks. Enemy is a masterpiece compared to it.
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>>206074571
He tricked me into Enemy, Arrival, Sicario and nuRunner 2049
All suck but the best of the bunch is probably Arrival, one thing in common is that the man knows where to put the camera but the acting is almost free will of the actor, very poor and you know people are bad in the head when they call it realistic and subdued, even winning Oscars.
Feels like he's a contemporary Luc Besson, visual-centric, all style and no substance but at least Besson lets the actors have fun and be dumb for a while, but then again Villeneuve uses original IP names (and rapes them) while Besson plagiarizes and doesn't give credit.

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Now that the dust has settled, can anyone tell me what exactly went wrong?
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>>206068571
Wow you're fucking retarded
>>206068796
Who are you talking to?
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>>206037138
I just finally gave LOW a chance. And it's actually OK. I watched it all. I'm now halfway through SNW season one. It seems pretty OK too. It's a bit too DISCO/PIC in places. But, a big improvement on either. DISCO and Picard are very bad. So bad, that everybody is reluctant to try LOW and SNW. I don't blame them. They're not wrong. The Section 31 flick looks like it'll be the worst NuTrek yet. So the haters are probably right to just dismiss it all, unseen.
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>>206051530
>Someone at CBS must have been paid off
they probably flew on Epstein's plane
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>>206068751
You should give it a chance. It's fun
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>>206036104
There is no new star trek

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How much would you be willing to pay for the services of Rhonda Wellington Lloyd?

>Masturbate on me: $5
>Handjob: $25
>Oral: $30
>My pussy: $50
>My ass: $100
>The works: $200
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=Rhonda+Gets+Broke

And doing commissions, $9 per thousand words. Leave your e-mail or disc if you're interested. PayPal only. My email is my writer's name @protonmail.com and my disc is robocod
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>>206074730
Well seeing as I'm in the fourth grade, I don't really have that kind of money.
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>>206074730
this thread fucking GLOWS

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Why is this type of actress so common in 2020's Hollywood? What gives? Is it a Gen Z thing?
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>>206074790
How can Hollywood be dead if we're living in a golden age of waifus?
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>>206074806
easily
corporate overlords selling it off like any other industry
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>>206074734
There is another.
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>>206074734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpaHR-V_R-o
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>>206074906
Does (s)he get a place in the /tv/ hall of waifus?

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Go woke go broke
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>>206074458
The anime voice he was doing was annoying. Speak normal you tremendous faggot.
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>>206073838
The movie was perfect, the netflix animation was super forgettable/whatever.
Who better to play Scott Pilgrim than Cera in 2008ish when they would have cast him? There isn't a single person out of place in the cast imo.
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>>206073887
Yes. Basically they sold it as an animated version of the movie with all the actors returning to do voices, but Scott Pilgrim dies fighting Matthew Patel in episode one and Ramona becomes the main character. I don't even remember what happens after that because the whole thing was horribly slow paced and boring.
>>206073921
Fuck you.
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>call it Scott Pilgrim
>Scott Pilgrim is barely in it
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>>206073482
>Completely alter the story
>People don't like it

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I give you the perfect actor to portray Matt Gaetz in the inevitable MAGA film.
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why does he nominate so many industry puppets as ministers tho? drain le swamp? during his last term he lied about his cabinet being full of the best people ever, and after half a year nearly everyone got replaced
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>>206070872
>MARCO RUBIO: Matt Damon

You're a Mexican aren't you
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>>206070872
>DONALD TRUMP: Robert Redford
anon...
maybe John Goodman?

>JARED KUSHNER: DJ Qualls
nice lol
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beavis and butthead
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>>206070350
completely different jaws.

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Are rape scenes really necessary?
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>>206038529
there's no fucking way they made a graphic trump rape scene in a mainstream film. holy shit TDS is real.
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>>206047070
Trump bad
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>>206037561
Did he stutter?
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>>206036873
I don't understand how rape is even a thing unless you're handcuffed and your feet are bound why the hell wouldn't you fight back? Punch him in the throat kick him in the balls gouge his eyes out there's a million things you could do
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>>206070015
feels good man

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Spinelli or Gretchen?
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Spinelli is funnier to watch but i much prefer the nerdy girl
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>>206074389
Gretchen, no question
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>>206074389
I remember liking this as kid but have no memory what the fuck this was.
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>>206074470
Simpsons for kids. Seriously, the pacing is amazing.
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>>206074389
They're both fucking children

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What does /tv/ think of Robert Pattinson?
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>>206055810
I didn't like him for most my early life cause of twilight but he's actually not a bad guy. I still remember the whole thing about Rob telling lies during interviews to fuck with people
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>>206074556
it's not fair
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>>206055810
Didn't he use to lurk on here?
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>>206062736
>Pattinson and the interviewer guy don't even register the passive aggressive remark the cunt made and just continue
beautiful

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Hand over the money, chud.
This isn't a negotiation.
Okay, fine. I took 1000 bucks off.
That'll be 5 gs, cuz.

In what universe is anyone buying a television this expensive? Is it even worth it even if you're mad ballin' rich? And don't all SmartTVs have a problem with crashing and loading and connectivity because the internals are shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuDbEZeRXYc
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>>206072621
There's no point in buying tv anymore. Monitor is where is @, even a smartphone 6' screen is enough to provide entertainment for people.
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>>206073998
I have 2, 20 year old tvs that I got for free. I'm just going to keep getting free ones from NPCs who upgrade
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>>206074411
Crt? Unless you play ps 1 in there you better have a good reason to collect those radiative electronic boxes
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>>206072030
>>206072621
Why are they showing Ice cubes made of frozen piss, does it help sell TVs?
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>>206072030
literally who


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