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But anon... that IS the afterbirth!
That's fine. Once it's born it's free game and the mom should have another one goin'.
Wasn’t he a bully?
Do you know who really lost?
The studio
By about 200 million dollars

Films about brotherhood?
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That last chapter is kino. It's wholesome that Silence actually loves him and would do anything for him. When I read it I felt like weeping because I want a woman that loves me like Lady Silence loves Crozier.
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Why did they show only one person being punished and one person having their soul eaten whilst everyone else shown just got mauled?
Tuunbaq's a picky eater.
I think they made changes to Tuunbaq either late in pre-production or early in production. It seemed like it was originally meant to be more like the book. For example, at the very start of the show the Eskimo says they were stalked by the creature the walks on 2 legs and 4 and yet Tuunbaq doesn't walk on 2 legs at any point in the show. The totem the dead eskimo Gore shot has in his jacket has Tuunbaq with the long snake neck like the book but then when it appears it doesn't have that.
Then like you said that you only see it take one soul.
Military stuff. Generation Kill, Black Hawk Down, 13 hours, etc.

That was fucking awful
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swap out sugar snacks for beef jerky, it'll help alot. Get your own dehumidifier. They're not that expensive.
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>how the fuck that didn't happen to me I don't know
put down the fork fatty, stop buying sugary shit with corn syrup in it.
as gay as this post is 4chan are my real bros after all my irl friends abandoned me, only place I can talk and be myself and all that could happen is temporary ridicule
>the solution to obesity is to take an expensive drug that puts you at higher risk for thyroid cancer and pancreatitis every week for the rest of your life
How do countries like Japan do it then, clearly they’re doing something right
Nah. Best South Park episode I've seen in quite a while.

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Thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.

Metamodern cinema edition.

>/film/ charts
>/film/ directors directory
>/film/ literature
>but anon, where do I find these films?
>script to make 3x3 webms

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>Metamodern cinema
>he did it

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Any genre
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>the goat
>Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Super fun and super good. First time I saw it the story totally had me hooked.
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Halloween III is so wacky and charming. It's such a fun bad movie. It's 100 minutes, but it feels like 70 at most.
It's an awesome poster. At least the Taarna segment is the best in the movie.
Grease (pic), Olivia Newton-John smokeshow
Deep cut ONJ fun pick: Xanadu

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Why did he do it?
He was gay and had a tiny dick.
The zoloft helps.
4 The nookie!

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okay but the vfx... weren't really anything special???
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That movies looks as good as Pacific Rim Uprising
Is Uprising that good? Haven't seen it yet.
>Also the Japanese sure love to pretend they never did anything wrong in ww2 huh
The movie did a good job separating the government from the citizens themselves. That was a key theme throughout the movie. There were no 'war is good' or 'the Japanese were right to go to war' ever in the movie. Even two of the main characters scold another character for wanting to go to war/battle.
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>sees HOW they defeat godzilla with a PLANE
>people are more annoyed by the vfx and Japanese history.
... Eh, sure.
It sucked, whatever
Any word on a Blu-ray release for this movie?

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Obviously a great writer and director though.
like what
I honestly don’t know what OP could be referring to.
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He peaked with Spirited Away. Never got better.

Is this really all it took to be considered 'big' 18 years ago?
who cares about a man's physique? since when did /tv/ become /anyotherboardjustwithpicturesofmoviesandtvattachedtootherwiseunrelatedtopicsandconversations/?
fuck off
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He was a big guy.
post body

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wow Cartman is so mean, what a douchebag!
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And he ignored my points. Thanks for proving I’m right
Yeah that ignore that south park has gone soft (always was) and turned into ball washers for Biden.
>If it's not ILLEGALLY INSULTING then it's so laaame
>I need it to be EARTH-SHATTERING in how DISRUPTIVE it said something bad so I feel I'm a part of something
>Let me be a part of something "big"
>Ugh, it's just "jokes"
For starters he was on twitter seemingly all day writing funny shit and trash talking his opponents. You'd go on his account and he'd be trash talking random people in the media or who had said some bullshit about him, or he'd make statements like
>North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the "Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times." Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
Nobody in high political office acts like this other than perhaps African dictators and Italian presidents. Most purposely avoid acting like this. When you're the president making statements like this actually carries weight. If someone like Ben Shapiro says something similar, doesn't matter. Ben Shapiro is just some guy on youtube. Largely the same with people like AOC who seemingly strives to have an active presence on social media and make similar kinds of statements about her opponents in congress. Nobody outside of a small group of liberals cares because AOC isn't the head of the executive branch of the united states and basically in charge of foreign policy with the director of the CIA and the joint chiefs of staff on speed dial and everyone knows her opponents aren't doing anything other than perhaps make a tepid retort
Imagine if JFK went on national TV and said "Mr Crustchef, I'd ask you you to recall your ships but my intelligence reports say your sailors are so drunk they'll miss Cuba entirely" and he just kept acting like that until the Russians just turned the ships back and that's how he solved the Cuban missile crisis. its irrelevant if he was secretly doing serious diplomacy away from the cameras because all the public would see was the president just smack talking his way to victory. Trump's campaign was that, and his presidency was that while occasionally drone striking someone to prove he wasn't fucking around.

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How would you rank The Star Trek Series?
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different anon
The whole point is that the federation doesn’t give two shits about DS9 and that Sisko somehow got the shittiest posting imaginable. It’s meant to contrast TNG
well i agree with both

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*Jerry and George are sitting on the couch, eating cereal and discussing their latest dating escapades.*

You won't believe what happened to Elaine last night.

What now?

She was at her new boyfriend's place, and in the middle of the night, he let out a silent but deadly one. Then he pulled the sheets over his head to savor the aroma!

*George chokes on his cereal.*

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So cringe
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*Jerry is alone in his apartment, sitting on the couch, deep in thought.*

(to himself)
Could I... Would I like the smell of my own farts?

*He hesitates for a moment, then lets out a cautious, silent toot.*

(scrunches his nose)
Nah, definitely not.

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I farted.
How'd it smell?
What did they call the bear with no teeth?

>Men don't hit the wa-ACK
He looks the exact same, except someone slapped a wig on him.

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Post some vampyre kino, /tv/!
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I think Dracula transforms into a bat in the novel as he can shapeshift into a number of animals.

The concept is cool but this movie was seriously mishandled in editing. Someone needs to go back and find the negatives of the movie and re-edit it because its almost unwatchable as it is.
to add to that, as countless castles around Europe fell out of permanent habitation and lost militaric relevance, it was quite common for large colonies of bats to live in the abandoned towers. To this day some of the largest bat colonies in Europe are located in old castles. So the trope of vampires and bats go hand in hand with the prevalence of ruined castles in the landscape of victorian Europe.
some MFs are always trying to ice-skate uphill
>kicks in door
>kills butler with one hand
>says nothing

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2024 sucks, I want to be in 1924
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That television sitcom meant for laughs? That was made 20 years after the 70s? That was intentionally made as a nostalgic period piece?
Idk man, I wasn't alive during the 70s, but everyone I know who was says it was basically the best decade. I remember the 90s quite fondly.
>people remember their childhoods fondly

Wow no fucking way
Everyone who grew up decades ago recalls it being the greatest ever but it wasn't.
>the 2010s were great!
>except for the part where anal marriage was legalized and social media became common

>the 2000s were great!
>except for the market crash and glownigger surveillance being accelerated

>the 90s were great!
>except for the hordes of beaners flooding America and nigger gangster culture becoming dominant

>the 80s were great!
>except for AIDS and the rust belt being flooded with niggers

>the 70s were great!

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A sad time

for your penis

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