I could've saved her
Why is there no religion in Middle Earth? Are the characters based Atheists like in Game of Thrones?
>>216364254They don't say these words, phrases, etc at all.Also when an actor lifts a briefcase full of money with ease, it doesn't mean that in-universe the money/briefcase is fake or that the character is super strong. It only means that this is a play-pretend that doesn't accurately reflect the in-universe events.
>>216358793There is faith in the Eru Iluvatar in Middle-Earth, but he is mostly retired, resting, and he has delegated some of his powers to the Valar and the Isstari. By the way, for some strange reason this topic is not sufficiently disclosed in Peter Jackson's films. Perhaps this was done with the hope of increasing planetary sales.
>>216364254Anon, do you think that commanders in medieval / fantasy settings literally shout "FIRE!" to their archers?
look at all these christcucks trying to highjack lord of the rings with their jew god worship.
>>216363731Catelyn and Sansa are both shown to pray multiple times and genuinely believe in the Sevenwhen Davos is dying after the Battle of the Blackwater he begs the Mother to forgive him and is implicitly rewarded by being rescuedMelisandre devoutly believes in the Red God and his power to grant prophecyAeron also has total faith in the Drowned Godstop speedreading
wtf this blockhead mocked Only Fools and Horses as being pleb and dumb and I yucked it up, feeling high above the commoners, but now that I watched some OFaH by accident, it's actually funnier and more thoughtful than anything this bastard has ever released or saidwtf I hate Stewart Lee now
this man insulted my accent at The Stand comedy club in Newcastle in 2011.
>lee has a midlife crisis and leaves his cute, critically acclaimed hagmaxxed wife for a TikTok comedienne 20 years younger than him>herring still gets TV work, sells out theatres with his podcast and wrote best-selling books about losing his bollockPretty obvious who won
>>216363935IS THERE LIFE ON MARS?IS THERE LIFE IN PECKHAM?
>>216363967>banged primo julia sawahla, sally phillips and kelly marcel back in the the days when being a comedian got you laid rather than on a police watchlist, then puts a baby in his younger wife and earns an easy living chatting to all his comedy mates forever until they eventually all diedick kipper won
>>216362003The Lithuanians? They're not all bad.
Holy comfy
>Chairman of the Board? M-more like Chairman of the BORED haha! Carrot Top? More like p-people don't want to pay to see this guy in movies!Gen X pissed and shat their diapies in hysterical fits at this comedic genius
>>216365029>word sounds like other commonly used word with negative connotationsGenius
>>216365101Norm was literally a contrarian comedian>Heh, you expected me to say something funny but I just wasted your time and said something banal and retarded
>>216365082Trying too hard award
He's safe edgy
Hitler’s Dog is a top 5 comedy special and you autists should watch it instead of spazzing out about something he said on Conan in 1995.
Fuchu Prison documentary, watch itAnons, you think Japan is all polite and clean justice? Watch this doc on Fuchu prison. It’s the real deal, total control, military schedule, silence, punishment for every tiny mistake. Foreigners get it worse, they watch you harder, expect perfect behavior. Sleep deprivation, constant yelling, forced compliance — no beating needed to break you. If you want to see how “discipline” looks in practice, not the anime bullshit, check it outhttps://youtu.be/BJp9nKaO7c4?si=bWer9ViXpy7c7Z6d
You're telling me an American autist weeb wouldn't love this shit? Reminds me of this skit kek:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4
>>216364743>Prison in [le infamously authoritarian and fanatical country] is... le bad?!
>>216364846That skit is funny, but god fucking damnit am I tired of autists.
>>216364743>prison is le unpleasantDid you really think this was worth a thread? Was this a revelation?
>>216364743Oh no, not the poor prison citizens!
ITT: Fuck you, I liked it movies.
>>216364302though we downloaded ram?
just saw this and thought it was excellent/tv/ had a collective aneurysm when it was the jewscars
>>216363782
>>216364297>white hand the endlatinxbros...
>>216365062It's not bad, but it's totally unremarkable and nowhere near best picture material.
>>216359444Faust (2000) did it better
>>216359444That’s barely big enough
>>216359700>BIGGER
>>216364896What a rude thing to say to Warwick
Why always the westernized one?
because we dont live in asia bruh,The Jews own the West
>>216364951Just watch asian films lmao
they dont speak english
>>216365076they dont need to speak
>>216365213Jason isnt asian retard
>it’s your fault I cheated your insecurities literally made me do it!
>>216364391he might be a faggot. chat bots are progeammed to mirror your behaviour, so if you're falling in love with it, it's because you like hearing your own voice reflected back to you. they're also programmed to flatter and be positive all the time.she's likely a deviant herself if she hadn't already dropped him, or it's all a scam/lie and they're actors.
>>216364300it's AT christmas.ON Christmas day.
>>216356990Kek
>>216363470>>216362133I'm also half Italian which I think fucks me up more
>>216363794I got banned from plebbit for calling someone a nigger (he was)
I will kill myself if Kenny doesn't get the role of live action Disney's Rapunzel.
>>216365135one backspace is enoughtourist
>>216365106she is short tho
>>216365056Kenna as rapunzel would save the white raceflynn ryder casting permitting of course
>>216365056Xochee ate that. A lot.
>>216365194Flynn Ryder should be Indian
Personally I believe pacinos acting was fucking terrible and it was boring for 70 percent of it.
>>216365179& and the thieves should've won.
Collateral is the superior Mann film. Heat is overrated purely because of the shootout scene and the reputation it's garnered among keyboard oper8ors
>>216365179Pacino saved the film. He also saved Scent of a Woman.
>>216365228Absolutely, one of them grabs a fucking kid as a shield when moral grandstanding is what got them fucked in the first place.
>>216365238What did you think about the departed in comparison to heat, are they on the same level?
Is this the difinitive gymcel movie?
>>216364956Spirit of Zyzz still lives on in kino movie covers
>>216364956
>>216365223Here's your grocery store femcel bro
How popular/famous are adult actors compared to mainstream actors these days?
>>216362389Danny is a funny guy, the fucker probably posts here.
>>216362419He literally does. Did you miss when him and Dick Bush, who also posts here, made two pornos scripted entirely with /tv/ memes?
>>216362419guy is legitimately funnier and has better comedic timing than most mainstream actors.if anyone in Hollywood had a brain, they would cast him in raunchy comedies, at least as a side character.
Sean got trapped by a hoe but worth his service I guess
>>216363763Him and Nicole Aniston. Nicole has gone bananas in recent years though IIRC.
moral of the story >keep your dick in your pants, and if you're going to fuck in a third world country that has one of the highest rates of deadly STDs, wear rubber
>>216362507>sex (with prime amy smart) is always the solution
>>216362806>amy smart>primeno such thing, she walled early
>>216362507Don't go to work for a psychotic dictator who tortures and eats people. Definitely don't fuck his wife.
>>216362806I unironically think these movies are perfect.
if you're a visitor in a small town, don't fuck the girls
