just rewatched picrel after ten years, what did I think of it?
>>222129824Are there any other movies like it, with the muskets and hatchet kind of action scenes? Only one I can think of is Last of the Mohicans. Young Washington looks kind of gay and lame.
>>222130922BASED, I voted for this>>222129824It's based in part on Daniel Morgan of Morgan's Riflemen and The Battle of Cowpens fame. Morgan was in the bongistani army at one point and beat the shit out of a bong officer for being a subhuman and was given 500 lashes (supposed to be a death sentence) and he claimed they only gave him 499 and that they owed him one more lash. at Cowpens he completely ratioed the subhuman bongs
>>222132998this>>222131087>>222132998>>222133107bongs aren't people. Americans aren't bongistani
>>222130965>>222131028see>>222133704 Tarleton surrendered to Daniel Morgan at Cowpens
>>222133165>Think fasting is fucking with my hormones.Definitely, Stop that stupid shit and just eat sensibly.
Is IMAX killing cinema?
>>222131688I am against IMAX because cinema should never be a square aspect ratio.
>>222133936I can see these being good for space, underwater, nature documentaries and action scenes but not sure about regular scenes like character dialogue
>>222131688imax is retarded
>>222134093I can see that too, but that's what Imax (real Imax domes) was for when I was a kid. Now they call them omnimax or some other stupid name. Lots of nature and science museums used to have them.
>>222133811Are you talking about Odyssey here? Did you see it in a 1.43 imax? Because I really can't agree. It's full of intimate shots and pretty extreme closeups, and they work well.Antinous' private conversation with Penelope comes to mind... it stays uncomfortably close-up on Pattinson for an extended time, bringing across how slimy and conniving he's being.And I was quite far back (row J).
I liked Rise a lot and this disappointed me. I hope Wrath is better.
>>222133310tbf the magic dagger is from the original films but it seems poorly implemented here as a fix all >>222133368I somewhat agree with the criticism. Evil Dead is like the perfect balance between goofy and body horror. Honestly only Raimi, as the creator, does it right.
I really did not like how they handled the main girl and her story at all. It sucks that her husband was abusive and her in laws are assholes to her, but it's hard for me to give a shit about her when she has no personality and no characterization besides being abused and French. Normally I wouldn't care about flat uninteresting characters in a horror movie like this, but the movie clearly wants you to care about her with how much it dwells on her abuse. She has no agency and everything just happens around her. The original Ready or Not movie handled the awful in laws thing much better where the in laws getting theirs in the end was fun and cathartic.
I thought Alice was insufferable.
The gf deadite was the best part of the film, and she barely had any screentime.
>>222132906I didn't even know it was out.Rise was okay I guess but I don't really like the more serious attempts at Evil Dead. Also it's weird that they haven't even tried to have an Ash-like character. Obviously no one can top Bruce, but I'd rather have a new recurring protagonist with a story that grows instead of these little one off soft-remakes.
>Let's make the same movie again except gay, preachy and lameI've only gotten around to watching this now and it's so bad wtf. Reminiscent of 90s and 00s straight-to-dvd sequel crap.
>>222132137Yeah I had graduated high school before it became a thing, which I lucked out on I guess.
>>222132174You being a contrarian just for the sake doesn't make it a lousy sequel.
>>222127695>First movie has the family working seamlessly together to defeat the omnidroid>Jack-Jack's new powers help them defeat Syndrome>The film ends with them all suiting up, implying the glory days are back>Sequel immediately begins with them getting in each others' way and selfishly trying to save the day individually >They're in lots of trouble because apparently supers still aren't accepted, meaning a retread of the first movie's plot>Huge chunk of the film is dedicated to Bob learning the baby is a super even though there's no reason to believe they hadn't learned that at the end of the first film.It's genuinely worse in every way except that yes, Helen is still hot
>>2221321203 is inoffensive but definitely not good. Continue as you are.
i only watched this for fetish reasons
https://www.euronews.com/culture/2026/07/28/greek-prime-minister-congratulations-christopher-nolan-on-odyssey-box-office-success
The way to imagine current year Greece is an Eastern European country permanently stuck in a final stage of becoming a typical globohomo Western European country. There's a substantial chuddiness in the social culture, sure, but it's very limp, idk why people on here think Greece is like a major chud central.It's a huge faggot travel destination. It also gaves us Lanthimos. And they will collapse without EU gibs. Modern greeks are really turk + balkan rapebabies, nothing genetically in common with Anncient Greeks.
>>222133713Read: "Celebrates "Greek" (EU) culture"
>>222133859>globohomoas opposed to grecohomo?
>semen stains the mountain tops semen stains the mountain topsWhat did Wes Anderson mean by this?
that mountain mystics have been gooning to attain enlightenment
>>222133790seaman staines?
>>222133790Cum on titties What are you 5?
Is /v/ excited to play as Elliot Page in the Odyssey video game?
>>222132733Ok...
I want to fuck Elliot Page boypussy
>>222134077Calm down, Kate Mara. You've already had a taste.
>>222132675A plot device to show up in Hades later and hammer home the idea that Odysseus broke some cardinal moral principle.I think they wanted xer to be Achilles, but keked out a the last second.
>>222132231So this little homo was only in the movie for 4 minutes?
>"Men are pigs">Turns men into literal pigsWas there supposed to be subtext here?
Women are goys
This movie is anti-white, leftist propaganda
>>222134111you'll never be white
>>222134028>felon of detroit is now le poor abused woman suffering under le domestic abuse>anne hathaway is a cranky wife suffering under le patriarchy>circe is now an old bitter feminist hag going on feminist screeds about how men suck instead of a beautiful young sorceress who tricks odysseus’ men because she needed someone to protect her nymphsCalypso is the closest Nolan got to being accurate and even there he fucked up by casting post-wall Charlize Theron instead of a young beauty that could conceivably pass for an immortal goddess.
>anime cant be ki…
>>222131492Orphans have too cartoony char designs. I can't watch this show seriously.
>>222133320Better looking than the original '79 series
>>222129829>>222131492The protagonist of victory gundam carries around his mother's severed head in a helmet.
>>222134134does he fuck it?
>>222134134He also got molested by an Albanian woman
What the heck was his problem?
>>222131250He just wanted to fuck his hot cousin, but the world wouldn't let him.
>>222131250he's a bong. bongs are violent and retarded subhumans
>>222134076Barry isn't a bong, he's a filthy mick.
>>222134142a distinction without a difference
>>222134179That's not true, no one thinks that micks are bongs. They're different peoples, and have been for hundreds of years.
Where my Thelma Todd and Patsy Kelly bros at ?
Chillin', Killin' editionprevious: >>222088294
>>222133696I remember a new 4k came out of 4 a few months ago. should check that out. wonder how they handled the stylistic blurring that everyone seemed to dislike.
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>>222133723Prob not everyone’s cup of tea because it can be very boomer-y at times but I like to listen to The Thing With 2 Heads, which is hosted by a guy who represents several horror actors for conventions and a guy who does special fx for movies (he sculpted the Myers masks for the recent Halloween Movies). I like the episodes where they actually interview people like Tom Holland (Fright Night director) and Nick Castle.
>>222134002this isn't me, it's someone assblasted that I post my horror links in the horror thread
>>222134002and I don't say "yall" I'm not a faggot but even in your shitpost you can't hide your blatant homosexuality
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT
HECTOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR
she can’t stop winning /tv/. it’s her year.
>>222131015
>>222131445Yup it's Natalie for me
>>222131015Divine pits. How’s her foot game?
>>222131445She's already done nudes, no one cares about her now.
>>222131015zenguya>>222131445walled freak
I watch this gay shit because it's good sometimes
The problem is all the annoying gay contestants. You have funny guys like Josh, Brennan and Zac, but they're drowned out by screaming lesbians. They all wanna work together and help others win to look good on camera instead of just being competitive.The show is genuinely held back by gay theater kids, it has so much potential to be like an American Taskmaster.
>>222132658I can enjoy this so long as the fat dyke isn't involved.
This looks gay as fuck
If it ain't in a YouTube short you know it ain't worth watching, they overplay their hands be practically saying "here are the funniest bits don't bother with the rest"
I decided to try out that other show that they promote, Smartypants. It's basically giving your hot take through a powerpoint. This season the topics are literally 50% "this is what I think as a gay person". I'm not even joking, every other presentation is something like "celebrities we as gay people like" and so on. Maybe their target audience likes that stuff, but to me it's another missed opportunity ruined by their gay cast members
