He used to be our classic guy but ever since the Taratino thing, redditors have claimed him
/tv/ is reddit, what's the issue?
Do you like when he dates the blond or the redhead
>>219093768I like when he does that thing where be swings around the city and glues the bad guys to the wall with his spider webs :D
>>219093768Brunette
>>219093768They need the black cat slut in these movies.
>>219096979emma stone's natural hair is blonde
>>219104951I was talking about Bryce Dallas Howard
What did Skinner mean by that?
>>219102922what's in it?
>>219103639do it again faggot
>>219103670rat cum
>>219103718*CHEF cum
>>219103544
I want to bang Kim Darby from True Grit (she was actually 21 so it's ok)
Man shut yo bitch ass up, Sanjay.
>here's your guild navigator brogood god denis is such a fucking PUSSY, zero risks taken
The Spicediver edit of dune (which you can watch below) absolutely mogs dunc https://archive.org/details/dune-1984-alternative-edition-redux-fanedit-mkv-flac-subs
>>219104583looks like my mom's vagina
>>219090926he's canadian, if he was a true frog his dune wouldn't have been so shit
>>219094236Villeneuve been REAL quiet since this post dropped.
>>219101296it remains unsurpassed
Do a Barrel Roll editionPreviously on sleepy /trek/: >>219012403
>>219103409Somehow, Seska returned.
Hoshi's slutty nips and midriff
>>219093642To be fair Majel never even tried doing an accent for Lwaxana (nor did any other Betazoid actor IIRC), and she first showed up when Marina was still trying to do it
>>219101927I also love prologues like "Welcome to the year 2020. After a catastrophe threatened to wipe out the planet, humanity set aside their differences and banded together to..."
>>219103605Her body betrays her here.
I honestly think this will be at least decent. Is /tv/ looking forward to it?
>>219103553>I honestly think this will be at least decent.Why? Even the games are kind of shit. The series only got popular because it was one of the first mainstream horror games. It's been coasting on that popularity for decades. I don't see how a movie based on a mediocre game could ever be anything but mediocre. And given the state of Hollywood today, there's no chance of it even being that.
>>219104464The games are good so you started from a faulty premise. Bye.
>>219104574the game is decent the story is not. we all know this
>>219104776The story is not but there's more of the games you can translate to film. There are a lot of unique ways the RE games bring up tension and horror through gameplay and plot. The premise is good enough to make a decent from from: big puzzlebox locations, horror creature variety, etc.
does somebody have the leaked screenplay link
What was the movie
>>219103804good cause I don't respond to fags
>>219100883Robocop.I'd stay and not press charges only on that condition.
>>219102407>Not replying to every thread out of pure kindness.Maybe YOU are the reddit, anon.
>>219102407I entered the thread looking for a post like this, bitch looks AI generated and probably is
>>219101217What about this one?
>they're hiding Brie from the press tour
>>219104725Well anyways what should I do? I only find her kind of attractive now but I feel like she could looksmax and be really pretty. But I don't know if that's a weird way to go into a relationship.
Blonde worked for her before her buccal bogging. Now it just accentuates the fact she literally had the beauty sucked out of her face.
>>219104782Punch her really hard in the faceJust one punch as hard as you can, think of it like that arcade machine
>>219104805thank you anonI will surely do that
>>219101193she kind of looks like this guy, i can't unsee it.
>>219103899>picturing a mousy brown landing strip,If she's really taking after her mom then it's this
>>219093450My wife just called the cops, thanks OP. I have to take anti-pedo pills and register as a sex offender in 17 states, 8 counties, and 2 cities now.
>>219092684Wasn't bigger problem when it happens in politics,like when W become a President after his dad,and get US into sea of shit in the Middle East?
>>219093450I have a sudden thirst for milk
If you think Ever looks attractive then women who were sucking dick for weed in middle school will call you a pedo.
can you name all the rules without looking them up?
>>219099143Rule 1: We're all friends at fight clubRule 2: Tell all your friends about fight clubRule 3: Don't be a racist
>>219103526It wasn't a serious post. JLaw is completely unremarkable.
>>219103219This. Is. Everything. Hella based.
>>219103219>observable objectionable realitywhat do you observe to determine someones gender?
>>219099143no shirt no shoes, one to a fight, fights go until they're done, if it's your first night then you're obligated, do not talk about it x2
This would be a good movie script
>>219100965The twist, dad just took the daughter to the hotel to molest her. He looked down because he knew it was wrong but he was still gonna do it
>>219102190zoomee in the wild
Reddit bullshit
>>219102646Instantly the vibe I was getting.
>>219100965Fake LinkedIn story or fake reddit story? You be the judge
Rank them from best to worst.
>>219103657>>219103679close but not correct
Planes Trains and Automobiles is extremely overrated. What an unpleasant film.
The only thing I'm sure of is Spaceballs is last, I think I smiled a bit at the desert combing joke and that's it. Naked gun has the intro, dumb and dumber the toilet joke, austin powers has prime Liz Hurley
>>219103563Princess Bride > Austin Powers > The Naked Gun The other 3 I don't think are consistently funny enough to be worth watching
I don't think I laughed out loud once during the entirety of the Princess Bride. It's a horribly overrated comedy, same as Caddyshack.
this is the most unfunny, embarrassing cringe shit i've ever seen. have you no shame bongs?
>>219099443>this is the most unfunny, embarrassing cringe shit i've ever seen.So just like regular SNL?
>>219099443Anything I've ever seen of the original SNL is the most painfully unfunny shit I've ever seen. This is basically the same except worse because the format just really doesn't vibe with the British sense of humour.
>>219102765Guess zooms just don't like fun:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbavuReVF4
>>219102311It's probably because Comcast NBCUniversal Scheinhardt owns Sky, who are scrambling to make more content of their own now that they're losing the rights to HBO shows while many NBCUniversal rights are tied up elsewhere
>>219099577It's a very serious crime to tip over a bin in the UK, I'm glad my tax money goes to state of the art forensics to catch rubbish bin hooligans.
If you get it wrong, it will be very painfulFor youThis motion picture series has the same character central to all its installments but who is never credited Name the series, /tv/
>>219102018Midichlorians only existed retroactively, anon>>219102062Not even closeIt's a film series most of you have seen /tv/, even logged into your memories I might say
>>219101607Twin Peaks
It's The Lord of the Rings, retards
>>219101607Final Destination
>>219104585correct, the character is DeathNext question: Which softcore porn star was in a Star Wars movie and which one
