What makes her the best French actress?
>>221175299I'm gooning to this thread though so you're wrong. Also, nice dubs.
>>221175392I've seen this webm so much. It's not the best IMO. The best was from the Dreamers after she rode Michael Pitt and then leaned down to him and called him her true love and Valentino.
>>221175712No, please Eva! You want me to lick your asshole? I'll lick your asshole! You want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit!
What did I think about it?
>>221175369>*you are now walking out of the thread*
>>221174166the same thing you thought about every other wes anderson movie
>>221175505If that's the scene the other anon was talking about it then yes I actually saw it. I don't know why but seeing Augie's son get the W while everyone chaotic around them was heartwarming. Hell, seeing the scientist and Augies have an intimate conversation about their life was feel good-esqe
>>221174166Every time I see a Wes Anderson cast list I go>Wow I have zero interest in watching this shit
>>221175545>>221174769What movies do you recommend? I'm not trying to be an ass but more so want to dip my toes into different genres
>Finally watch pic related>It's nothing like actual prisonI had the honor of spending 19 months in prison during all the Covid crap for false allegations from my vengeful ex, and it's absolutely nothing like in this film. I even had to spend it all in maximum security thanks to all the tamps being put in the minimum security prisons, so normal people like me got thrown in with the shotgun wielding meth head petrol station robbers.The people with Swastikas tattooed on their foreheads, etc, were the nicest people possible (my cell mate's name was Teardrop, due to him having murdered people as a contract killer, and he would just talk to me all day about Star Trek... He was obsessed with Voyager and knew every little thing about every alien race), and the aboriginals/Africans were the absolute worst. Not once was there a fight or open riot or stabbing, and it was just everyone counting the days until they got home, talking about normal shit, smoking like crazy, and everyone's cell was completely covered in family pictures like a wallpaper. The worst thing about prison was the smoking... All you could smell 24/7 was strong tobacco.I obviously had an easier time because I'm a 6'4" ex-military fag and there's no knife culture in the prisons here (if there ever was a random fight, it's just a few punches then they disappear in different directions so the screws don't throw them into isolation), it's nothing like the film.The absolute worst people in prison are the screws; those guys are absolute power tripping faggots, and are LITERAL faggots, because they get off on having you naked infront of them as often as possible. Also, if you're a tranny, it's not some homo lust sex fantasy that you weirdos would think it is... No one wants to touch another man in there because being called a faggot is the worst thing in prison, and the trannies would just get randomly sucker punched or slapped. The people with the hottest wives/gfs on the outside garnered massive respect.
>>221174776Tbf I've been to prison (4 years, privately owned medium security), and the Nazi guys were usually pretty chill. I
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I've heard jail is way worse than prison because in prison guys are there long term and have to make a home out of it and are just trying to program and not get into shank fights every day
>>221174953OP is faggot though
I was locked up with op and he cornered me and teardrop in the showers and forced us to violently fuck his ass. He did this to multiple people (his boyhole was insatiable) but teardrop got it the worst. He committed suicide the day before I was released. I am still traumatized from the experience and can only have missionary sex with my wife with the lights off under the covers
Kdrama General - Loving and Loyal EditionPrevious >>221128906Charts:Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/gJPkCaHThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3nOlder dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKH (embed)Movies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw (embed)
>>221173322He already said it cannot win 2026 because it began the end of 2025. I was not considered for 2025 doty because it hasn't finished yet. He intends for it to die a non-doty.
>>221167745alright you convinced me, im gonna watch this show.
Hanging out
>>221174994She was so cute in Wonderfools.>tfw no teleporting immortal adhd gf
Why does every attempt to bring Black Cat to live action fail so hard? Whenever that idea is brought up in a boardroom, that iteration of the Spider-Man franchise dies immediately.
>>221174786BAZOGASAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>221174808sacrifices must be made.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221175339what is this gay homo shit
>>221174786hire Sydney Sweeney and profit.
>>221174786Too afraid to btfo whoever is playing MJ. Imagine some white girl with huge tits mogging Zendaya hard. They can't allow it
Cute Corpses editionPrevious >>221134783
>>221167300She was so good looking.I wish they used porn actresses in these types of films for better nudity though..>>221168165I don't keep any record what I've watched, probably around 200.It's super annoying though to find an interesting title and 10 min in realize I've seen it before.Once took over an hour to realize that in 1.5h movie..
>>221175470For what?
>>221171294>11.6K watchedTalk about overkill…
>>221175687I've got a lot farther to go!
A story about a man with autism who turns normal after staring at Maggie Gyllenhaal's tits
He got scared straight
>>221175571yea good film and he turned normal after he had homebaked cookie then saw maggies tits but w/e
Why has this taken so long???
>film ends>credits roll>screen fades to black>suddenly, labored breathing>picture slowly returns>pic related
>>221172670A COD movie is literally just any military action movie ever made, the most pointless movie in existence.
>>221175638Kek I remember when some kid at school told me this was at the end of the game and I thought he was lying
>>221175025no he should be the "50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town" guy, it would be perfect
>>221172670>Lets make a movie about a game that copies moviesKek some of those early cods were straight up fucking plagiarism.
i just catched season 2 of beef. i think i thought it was good, but im not sure, what should i think about it
>Gets eliminated in the first episode because he stuck his finger in the food
I want to love The Irishman so bad, but it's so much worse than Casino and Goodfellas. The actors are all visibly aged and tired in the scenes when they're supposed to be young and vibrant with CGI goo on their faces. It's such a long film but it feels like so little happens in it because it has no kinetic energy. The final parts of the film are excellent but the journey getting to the 3rd act is so weak in my opinion compared to his other two gangster movies that start off so vibrant but then end with a brutal downfall. The Irishman on the other hand is never vibrant, the gangster life never looks compelling, so the downfall just doesn’t land. You always hear people compliment the last 30 mins but no one ever comments on the previous 3 hours, because it’s so dull.
>>2211732273rd act is kino, just some old miserable farts remembering the past as they die
>>221173227I like the whole thing, the mob has a more midwestern film here. I just can't help but think most people do in fact want movies to glamorize the mob. Whenever film shows it for what it is, people get annoyed. People say OUATIA is boring for the same reason. It is just a filtering as far as I am concerned.
>>221173227This was a great movie aside from the CGI and the infamous scene with De Niro kicking the guy. It shows how mobsters actually end up, dying alone and forgotten. Pretty depressing especially in the third act.
>>221173227I like it but it's flawed, and I don't just mean the CGI and so on.(Sidebar: they used CGI to de-age old actors to play middle-aged characters, but then they also used traditional make-up to age a middle-aged actor to play a old character. (Domenick What's-his-face as Fat Tony.) Why?)It's two contradictory films at the same time, which is the deeper problem. (Neither of which, btw, is intended to glamourise gangster life. He already did that with Casino and Goodfellas, and was clearly trying something different.)Film #1 is a simple Crime Doesn't Pay story, albeit with far greater emphasis on the Not Paying portion of it - hence the last half hour. Guy becomes gangster, guy has to betray his best friend, guy gains nothing and goes regretful to his grave. I never saw The Informer but I imagine it's probably similar.Film #2 is a complex revisionist history (albeit a mainstream one) of post-WW2 America, as told by an idiot who witnessed everything important but didn't understand what he was seeing. It's Forrest Gump for people who think the Mafia killed Kennedy.Fundamental problem: three and a half hours is much too long for film #1, and not long enough for film #2. If you're focused on film #1, you're bored; if you're focused on film #2, unless you're a Mafia obsessive, you're probably confused, because they have to rush through everything and you don't know what's happening.Despite all that it's a very good film, well-written, acted, directed, etc, has memorable moments and a rich and creamy subtext. If you can forgive it its trespasses there's much to enjoy. 8/10.
>>221173227Its just boomers clinging to fame selling a power fantasy to some old farts who might watch it. A bit like that astronaut movie with Eastwood and Lee Jones. You can already imagine the usual burger old fart in his shit sunglasses and cap looking at the screen saying "ahah ah... ah... they still got it! Just like me!". He really doesnt but you get the picture.
>claims to be against degeneracy>walks around with gay BBC porn on his face all day
>>221171855>>221171999>>221174300>>221174333I see repeating numbers.
Oh, I get it. You leave this pen sitting out here on the table so I'll see it and go, THAT LOOKS LIKE A DICK.
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>>221171855>>221171946Idgi
>>221175099Based and checked
>You see, people CHANGE in the maze>Oh find the cup if you can, but be careful - you may just lose yourself along the wayWhat the fuck was he talking about? Not only was this a newly grown maze that hadn't existed before now, but nobody ended up "changing" in the maze anyway except maybe that one guy who was put under the imperius curse by an unauthorized interloper
>vpn pedo
>>221174991>No one will ever truly know what transpired in the maze beside you four, so whatever you do, DON'T go feral and massacre each other *gives each contestant an exaggerated magically assisted wink*Dumbledore was a menace in this movie
>>221174991It's like they had no idea how to portray Dumbledore so just had him be aggressive and overly cryptic, moreso than in the books
>>221174991I just checked the book and there was no such line there in fact dumbledor didn't even talk to them. another pointless change, this movie is full of them
>>221174991Dumbledore would say random stupid bullshit that made no sense in the books. Also he knew that he was sending harry into a deathtrap to confront Voldemort so fuck him and fuck hogwarts
>Plain omelette. No potatoes. Tomatoes instead. A cup of coffee and wheat toast>por favour
>only what's in the canteen
>>221175594He asked for what?!
Will Moana actress Auliʻi Cravalho breakout into Hollywood?
>>221175506She’s making me break out, if you understand my intention
>>221175506If she does nudity
