Would you do it?
>>206061680Well I wouldn't tell the fucking robot bartender if I did, that's for sure.
>>206061680Yes, but I'd try to find a more attractive one first.
>>206061680do what? i dont watch anything with this woman.
>>206061909Then why did you reply?
>>206061680Jack off on those feet at least.
>>206061680>mfw jlaw
>>206062019Tell me what happened in the movie so I can answer the OP. Your cunt mouth not withstanding
yes but instead of waking up the hottest gril i would wake up a very homely gril but still with a decent body. would satisfy my need for companionship without the guaranteed drama of a 9/10 blonde. this is also general life advice btw
>ruin peace and quiet on a cool spaceship that provides your every need, just to be around a womanHaving sex really does cure being a simp.
>>206062213Not always.Sometimes it makes them twice as bad.Whipped was the term we used.And yes, they were always that pathetic and feminine.
>>206062213to be fair. He doesn't have a fleshlight (that we know of) or anything else to fuck, nor access to any sort of lube. So he's looking at a potentially 50 years jerking off dry, no porn either. AlsoBy waking her up he gets access to her VIP food options, that alone is worth it imho, even if I can't fuck her.
>>206062467>So he's looking at a potentially 50 years jerking off dry>needs fleshlight and lube This is your mind on circumcision. Tragic.
>>206062467* waking her up ?
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>>206061680ABSOLUTELY! I’ve even had a preview of her butthole.
>>206062770tell that to P. Diddy
>>206061680Fuck yeah I would. I don't know what it is, but I've actually found her more attractive as she's gotten older.
>>206062164They're traveling to a new planet and the journey is going to take a few hundred years so they're frozen in cryo pods. The guys pod malfunctions and he's woken up and is faced with being alone in the ship for the rest of his life. He chooses to wake her up and tell her that her cryo pod malfunctioned too so that he doesn't have to be alone.
>>206062213If she causes problems he can just throw her out the airlock and wake up someone else.
>>206061680Gross no, way too old
>>206062467At a certain point, the VIP food access becomes a top priority. But he had plenty of time to shop around, so waking up the hottest gril with the highest access to food is the best bet.
>>206062467Anon he didn't have to wake her up...
>>206064512Interesting premise. Fucked up and selfish to wake someone up. But some people in this thread are saying she was the only access to food so its a survival thing I guess
>>206062467isnt it just VIP breakfast? in the montage you can see he clearly gets "normal" food as opposed to his lump of wheat for breakfast
>>206061680To be honest, the only thing that matters here is if you keep your mouth shut and don't tell your secrets to the dumb bartender AI. Happy ending (for you).
>>206064994He had access to lots of food but she has access to better food. It's like he has an economy class ticket and she's a first class nepo baby.
>>206061680What would've most likely happened was that the asshole wakes up everyone on the ship thus making it everyone's problem
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>>206061680I'd wake up a black girl with big tits and ass instead
>>206064512>the journey is going to take a few hundred yearsThe trip is going to take 120 years.He got woke up after thirty which means they have 90 to go alone on the ship just fucking and sucking.>>206065005It doesn't ever show what the "3rd class lunch/dinner" options where, but you have to figure from a nutritional standpoint if he keeps eating the same shitty bare minimum meal every day year after year he is eventually going to die of some form of malnutrition. He could easily get scurvy just from not getting enough vitamin C if it's only giving him shitty cereal, that'll kill him quick.
>>206065326That would have killed everyone though, since the ship obviously doesn't have enough supplies to feed every passenger for the next 90 years. They would go full "Pandorum"
>>206061680... Do what? I have no idea what you're asking me.
>>206061803I don't remember, is it shown or implied that he literally had to tell, like say out loud, to the bartender that he woke her up? Like, it's a bartender, so he HAS to spill his guts to it? It's connected to the ship's computer, presumably, it could have just known that, hey, your pod was opened manually.Is it supposed to be some kind of extra hubris? Like, oh noooo what a blunder he made! He could have avoided all of this!
>>206062149Why does it have a cafeteria and Jetsons level food creation technology if everybody was supposed to sleep throughout the multi decade journey?
I'd release at least 6 hot women, and 2 ugly nerdy guys. Friends and women forever.
>>206065608He literally just tells the robot >"I finally did it, I woke her up!"and then the robot assumes he told her he woke her up later on (which the sociopath obviously didn't) and ruins his carefully planned rape plot. >capcha: G0YMTthey are fucking with us
>>206065571That.Or would've forced them to fix the faulty broken cryopod and make sure everyone else's is working properly. Then they would've also spotted the 3rd Act crisis and averted it from happening (i forgot what it was whatever it was but it was there to add tension (and to add greater meaning to their premature awaking beyond their romance))
>>206065661It's a good angle. You select about six hot women, and two regular bros. It would be like playing God.
>>206065885>3rd act tensionThe fusion power plant was malfucntioning because a micro meteorite went through a computer core. Had they just woke up a crewmember qualified in ship maintenance or the fusion power plant things would have been much simpler. I think they decided there wasn't enough time, Captain Morpheus died due to super cancer as well something was fucked up with the waking up the crew apparently.
>>206065883Maybe the robot is moral/ethical and this is his way disclosing the truth to her without pissing off Chris Pratt's character?Playing dumb is a useful tool to get out of trouble.Playing smart... not so much
Given how human-like the robot bartender was they really should have had sex robots, but then he probably wouldn't have had access to the best ones.
>>206066002>Hi. Welcome back, frens. I guess your pods malfunctioned too. We're stuck on this ship for about... oh, the rest of our life span... And a few decades over that. Soooo... We're doomed unless we can fix our pods. But, hey! We've got some time to spare, and the whole ship to ourselves. Who's hungry?
>>206066037>Captain Morpheus died due to super cancer as well something was fucked up with the waking up the crew apparently.I don't want to look this up.In fact, I'm setting a rule for myself: if a movie has some stupid plot detail that's not worth remembering can easily be looked up with a google search/wikipedia, then it's both not worth remembering nor looking up.I'm tired of feeling like I have to know every detail of every one of these stupid forgettable schlocky films...
>>206066098Not really moral. He's just a chatbot + english accent + old time witticism's to make his nonsense AI babble seem like useful advice to drunks. https://youtu.be/tV4Fxy5IyBM?si=Q-JFsFfjgt8Ad8tO&t=287Chris pratt's charecter then uses that "advice" to go and commit various crimes on the ship.
Why not just wake up a harem of whores? You have infinite time to prepare a cage.
>>206066286https://youtu.be/dRe0Fut5MBg?si=jAocxj0uAFjTIQpD&t=20Super cancer is the leading killer of black men over the age of 60 in 2285
>>206065491>he is eventually going to die of some form of malnutrition. He could easily get scurvy just from not getting enough vitamin C if it's only giving him shitty cereal, that'll kill him quick.I'm somewhat sure they took this into account at this level of sophistication.
>>206061680Honestly? No. I'd pick a girl with rock-bottom self-esteem and a very soft, curvy body. I'd also just pretend I was trying to stop her pod from malfunctioning, too. Restoring the pods would become our shared goal, but eventually she'd succumb to loneliness and then the well-meaning fuck-up who treats her well seems like a pretty good option. Then I get to fulfil my monkeybrain desire to touch people and be desired, while finally really enjoying my time alone by contrast.
>>206061680No. Fate fucked him over. Now he is fucking some innocent person over because he is selfish.He wasn't even completely alone, the AI robot was there for him...
>>206061680Is there a nine year old girl on the ship?
>>206065645Presumably there are several days of people being awake at the start/end of the journey
>>206066434I don't know. He is only suppossed to be awake on the ship for a couple of weeks at the end of the journey, right before planetfall. They where placed in cryosleep on earth (that's why he can't get back in his pod, the tech to put someone into cryo doesn't exist on the ship, it's back on earth) then the pods where loaded onto the ship and the ship launched with them all frozen.So he was only going to eat shitty cheerios for at most 3 weeks, no one expected him to eat it for 90 years, it's an unprecedented situation.
>>206062149I wanna do that but it's the sperm harvested from my ballsack instead, if you know what the fuck I mean.
>>206061680No, I'd just goon over her stasis pod daily like a trve space traveler
>>206062467lol at Americans
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>>206065154hmm... i love me some food. how good is her food vs mine?
>>206066425yeah the space aids also killed my interest in the movie
>end of the movie >they spent 50+ fucking each other>she never got pregnantso did chris pratt use the autdoc to get a vasectomy, was there a whole crate of condoms or coat hangers? Or did they just toss the babies out the airlock?
So nobody here would raise a 12 year old girl, huh?
I'd find a way to impregnate every single woman,. Failing that, I'd impregnate as many as I could as many times as I could.
>Honestly? No. I'd pick a girl with rock-bottom self-esteem and a very soft, curvy body. I'd also just pretend I was trying to stop her pod from malfunctioning, too. Restoring the pods would become our shared goal, but eventually she'd succumb to loneliness and then the well-meaning fuck-up who treats her well seems like a pretty good option. Then I get to fulfil my monkeybrain desire to touch people and be desired, while finally really enjoying my time alone by contrast.
imagine if he woke up all the woman on the ship, and made them his sex slaves.
>>206061680Harvey did.
>>206065645land it and turn it into a building?
I'd wake everyone up.
>>206061680i'd open all the women and force them to death match until the last one standing becomes my wife
>>206069725Based./thread
>>206061680I'd bring her lower half out of stasis and use her as a real doll. I wouldn't revive her fully.
I would go back and forth for a while about killing someone and then probably end up killing them all within a week after the first
>>206066816>Up the ass.
>>206061680use the suicide pod? maybe
I would wake every woman up one by one and hand them a bowl of eggs and tell them they have to eat all the eggs. Then I would put them back to stasis.
>>206061680in Canada, you go into the pod and you don't come out
>>206062019to let everyone know i obsessively despise this woman to the point that i dont watch any of her movies but i sure open every thread i see her on
>>206062209>without the guaranteed drama of a 9/10 blondejlaw is not a 9/10but also the drama would arise from her being exposed to other people constantly thirsting for her. if there's no-one else around then that 9/10 would only interact with you and attune to your level socially.
>>206066098>>206065883>then the robot assumes he told herActually, they're at the bar and tell the robot that they have no secrets from each other.the robot asks Jim if that's true and Jim confirms.the robot then tells her how, a year before, Jim was eagerly looking forward to meeting her...>Jen: "How could he be looking forward to it?">Robot: "He spent months deciding if he should wake you up...">Jen:
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>>206061680>Would you do it?No because I broke my dick masturbating. I've had a girlfriend for 2 years now but I've not been able to bang her without Viagra. Never cum with her. I've been dryhumping a pillow to masturbate and cumming while limp for 15 years now. I've also been sleeping 5 hours a night for the past 5 years to cope with the hellworld of working full-time for shekelstein. Gonna go to the doctor next month when I finally get my health insurance back but I feel like it'll be a ripoff. There's a tightness in my perineum that started after I was walking around all day at work. Completely destroyed my interest in sex honestly and I stay with my gf out of attachment at this point. I'm amazed she hasn't left me yet. Sometimes I look at girls and think I'd love to fuck them, then remember that even if they let me fuck them, I'd be physically unable to.
>>206076121god dammit that fucking net shit, could have had a nice tummy shot
>>206062467>access to any sort of lube.huh?!
>>206076499Stop masturbating, or at least limit it and use a flesh light when you do, and stop looking at porn. Alternate between reverse kegel and regular kegel exercises and breathing to both relax your pelvic floor muscles (will help with perineum tightness) and strengthen them which will help you achieve and maintain better erections.
>>206061680I honestly wouldn't, I'm monkmaxxing.
>>206061680I'd train her body sexually before waking her up so she would be horny all the time and not understand why.
>>206061680It in reality it inhumane to do it to us because the soul wasn't built for it. I saw one had jumped into one person and woking up and nearly blew the ship up pressing all the buttons not knowing where they were,,
>>206076121Nice scene and the movie had good production value
>>206077323>>206077324larping as saars
>>206062467>nor access to any sort of lubeAmericans lol
>>206077718*ValueSHappy now? The movie does look good
Yes but after I figured out how to delete log files and wouldn't tell the bar faggot.
>>206061680I would wake up dozen of female sex slaves, all legal age.
It would be cool if the people who made the ship knew what happened to him had a small chance of happening so they had a kill bot patrol the ship in case someone got out early and killed them and he would have to keep avoiding it
>>206061680What, wake up a roastie? No, I would look for someone younger
>>206076499At least you have a physical reason. I want to fuck but I hate sex. It’s gross and sticky and smelly and I can’t enjoy it. I hate the smell of assholes.
