Loli thread - quality renders edition
this bitch keeps parking on retard space daily. what do to this bitchcar to get back.
>>812351073Here’s an idea
Put your used Fleshlight sleeve on the windshield wiper
Put MAGA bumper stickers on the rear of the vehicle. Maybe include a confederate flag. Profit
Celeb early morning
>>812354848unf just the thought of her butt on your hips is driving me crazy finishing inside there would be so nice right now
>>812354932You just know she’s getting railed up her ass every night. Would fucking love to clean that asshole after it’s been freshly fucked
>>812354996Exactly. How hot would it have been if she called a random fan up on stage to fuck her on that car just like that.
Guilty pleasures thread. Mine is fucking 18 year olds . I am 35
>>812354488Lol yeah, he even shares the really good ones and call me what you want but that fucking turns me on lol
Hahah that’s hilarious but she is top quality
>>812354984Who?
>tfw I just ate my 7th bag of doritos today>tfw weigh nearly 400 lbsplease fucking kill me /b/ros, I don't want to be fat anymore but I can't stop eating
>>812350985It all boils down to willpower. Every diet works if you stick to it. If you don't have willpower(and if you're a fat fuck you probably don't) you must find somebody who'll kick your fat ass. No other way.
>>812350985No your personal army, if you want to die, search for the next high building, carry your fat ass up the stairs (as a last workout) and then do a flip faggot.
if you cant stop eating eat vegetables instead of doritos
Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to get about 70 million dollars from the Pepsi merchandiser who sodomized me with a Coca-Cola ™ 2L bottle. After a series of lawyer shit.. It's settled. I am one of the wealthiest posters on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right? Get quads and receive $20,000.
>>812354972sad.gif
>>812353210there fucking retarded, whhat do you expect from newfags, its amazing how they believe this shit.
>>812355010>>812354997REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Please help me /b/ I'm in love with my 11 year old neighbour (pic related - she's so damn beautiful) I'm 21 years old and live alone.She came into my life several years ago and has helped me through my depressions and anxieties. I'm a 5'3" manlet but decent looking and have had depression until this girl came into my life. After a few months her parents got used to me and I'd fix/setup their computers and shit. This girl would always come over so we'd chill and I'd help her with homework, walk the dog with her and we'd watch movies and play vidya together.She's the most popular girl at school, all the boys want her but she chose me. I couldn't be more happy. We've talked about each other and she said she'd love if we lost our virginities to each other in the future (she's already a teen). We're already each other's first kiss and we're a couple but for obvious reasons we keep it a secret.I just don't know how I can keep it up... Every time she comes over we'd be cuddling on the couch and eventually start kissing... I'm scared if one day someone walks in and finds us out.. Should I tell her parents of my feelings towards her? They're very understanding people.Please help me bros.. I can't stop loving her.. I can't get enough of her.. Her smell, her kisses, her whole body and when she lies ontop of me and looks into my eyes while resting on my chest... I love her so fucking much. I can't live without her.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I’ve never told someone to kill themself and genuinely 100% meant it. But actually seriously kill yourself before you permanently damage this child emotionally.
>>812351438The teens are from thirteen to nineteen, thats where the name is coming from idiot.
>>812351438Nice story and all, but I recognize that girl (saved some of her pics I think) and she's definitely not your lggf
So I have an opportunity to have a mmf threesome with my wife and my best friend. They've been joking about becoming a "throuple" all week and I can tell they're both kinda serious. We're going out for drinks for my friends birthday this weekend and staying at a hotel..What do I do? On one hand I've always wanted to watch my wife get fucked, but on the other what If she likes the way he fucks more and this ruins something..Trips decides
Don’t do it. Your life and marriage will be ruined
>>812354924Yeah I agree with this. Unless you plan on fucking the dude too. Nothing good will come of this and that isn't best friend, just a parasite.
>>812354999DING DING DING
How do I leave my small town if I’m on probation for being blackAnd I have a curse from god. God traps me here. God curses me and traps me here. God targets me with 100%’of his power and specifically comes after me God comes after me I Am gods number 1 target. For being a good person
>>812354861ayy
Ask a guy who records girls on snap chat and omegle anything.>you know the drill.
>>812354966winner.
>>812354747install the october 2018 windows 10 update
>>8123548861062 please
CONVINCE RESIST THREAD18+ girls you know that you have nudes of that you don’t want to share (but also kinda do)Anons convince us to share them.
>>812354769>>812354781Pretty passionate and she would always begged for a creampie!
>>812354914Top off!
>>812354935great!! more please!
What’s your opinion on this body type fellas? Taking a poll
>>812353423Fuuuuck
Here is an ass pic of her
>>812352307Whoo!...think was him!?
You have 10 SECONDS to name a better burger joint than Five Guys.>protip: You can't.
>>Have you been to a five guys before?>>Welcome to Costco, I love you.
This man was a great leader, speaker and role model for younger generations. He didn’t nig up the White House like you salty fucks thought he would. He brought so much sauce to that office that you tiki torch whites got visibly jealous. Obama was a fucking man and Trump is a mushroom dick little bitch boy. What a pathetic attempt to stick it to the establishment. Now China and Russia are double teaming our asshole and Trump doesn’t know how to military. What the fuck is reality anymore..... you people broke it.
>>812334601He sure as fuck did nigger up the white house and he was a faggot also which makes it nigger faggot worse.
>>812354314>Not on Medicare. I fuckin'n told you I'm insured through the Medicaid.>Thats what I meant.So my state provides coverage.So you meant to be wrong?
>>812354389If you're looking for an argument, you're barking up the wrong tree. I think people who reside here on visas should be audited once a year to see how they're making their money. It won't be long before AI (((theres a surveillance program I can't remember the name that looks at the world like a flys eye))) is able to discern who is being honest and who is being funded by foreign money, overstaying and not re-submitting their application. Thats why people need to apply legally at the border and not be trying to live in the shadows. We're all gonna be look at by that fractal AI shit from a thousand different angles. Nobody can live here off the radar in a technological world, owning phones and having a digital life. Its ultimately impossible. We're just not quite there yet.
Was it you anon?
>>812354922No it was the guy above .
>>812354980bullshit
