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Why did she do it? What was her problem?
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>>859664415
Why the fuck every time i browse on /b/ there's always a thread about Ellen? :(
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>>859664415
She will have to live the rest of her life knowing how fake she is even down to that smile. She will think about her past and 'passing' forever. It's actually pretty common for trans to regret transitioning so we'll see where this goes.

Her problem was that she was old news and needed attention. Now the only attention she is getting is faggots from reddit and 4chan discussing her lack of penis.

There is no Elliot Page.
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>>859664415
Honestly all options on the table, who wouldn’t want to be a white guy?

99% of b is people screaming about killing or enslaving women. Seems like a solid dodge to me.

And with that much money it’s not like a livelihood is at stake.

how likely is it that my gf has told her friends that i ask her to make fun of my small cock while we fuck?
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>>859674724
On topic I think it's an individual thing. Simple people will resort to simple things like gossip. I basically read op like 'i don't trust the cis chick I'm currently fucking'
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>>859672392
First time she was angry at you it happened. They probably have cute little pet names for you too, anon
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>>859674912
he'll get confirmation next time one of her friends calls him "short stuff" or "little guy"

We’re getting ready to breed, do you guys wanna watch? We can live stream it
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>>859673334
All I can do is thank that nigger for keeping that landwhale occupied. The worst thing that could happen to some white guy is having to deal with her. We eat the pork chops, ya'll take the chitlins. Same as it ever was.
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>>859673334
no, no thankyou.
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>>859673334
I gotta say, I'm jealous my gf doesn't have such a fat ass

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cant believe his mural got struck by lightning smh...
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You could start by running to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. Push in the right tongue and a door might lead you down a staircase into the Wall Climb. Here you must choose your next path. You could race up to the Observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the Room of the Golden Idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors that may take you below or lead you into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue there and you maybe headed for the Torch Room. If the elevator is up, you could jump into the elevator and descend into the Mine Shaft. You might climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key and it may unlock the Tombs of the Ancient Kings, allowing you to climb into the Spider's Lair. If you escape, you may have a chance to sit upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you'll be able to crawl into the Pit of Despair and finally make your way through the Cave of Sighs back to the Temple Gate. The choices are yours and yours alone. Good luck.
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>>859675264

Why does he look... b-b-lack?

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>make several plans for gf where to go this summer
>she finally agrees to go somewhere
>she is a teacher and she went for a week for voluntary job to teach poor kids
>today she returns and tells me that "those kids don't even have water and electricity, and you want from me to pay thousands of euros for a holiday" so she stays at home
While are females so fucking dumb
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>>859672913
>I'm not prejudiced but I hate this entire group of people in this one demographic
You should break it off, she obviously deserves better. Shes' trying to make the world a better place, you're just being self-serving.
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>>859673474
You obviously never met gypsies in your life
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>>859672913
The first thing a racist says before saying something racist is "Uhh, I am no racist but.."

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If you don't reply to this thread, this will happen to your balls tonight.
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>>859662343
Nah
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deffo can’t risk it
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>>859662343
No u

built for ...
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Captain Greenishead reporting in.

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Why can't christians shut up about being christian? No other religion does this. You don't see a bunch of jews or hindus running around advertising their personal beliefs. Don't they realize that it's fucking annoying and nobody gives a shit?
>inb4 4chan "christians" whinging about muh fedora
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>>859673686
>t. christcuck
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>>859670236
I see atheists posts and comments all the time. But I rarely see them from Christians.

Seethe.
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>>859671284
In the Biden administration

Taylor swift appreciation thread

God I want her to step on me
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>>859674797
Not op but I don't care about her pussy but her feet. If they are smelly, the better.

Greta and Taylor's feet.
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>>859675081

Imagine bowing down and kissing her feet
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>>859674344
She is beautiful.

What do white girl farts smell like?
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>>859673793
no
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>>859674178
yes
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>>859674872
no

>at cat shop
>Need some work done on my vehicle
>See another vehicle on lift
>Nissan SUV
>"Legalize Melanin" bumper sticker
>"Oh boy, this is gonna be good"
>Waiting for my work to be done
>See car come off lift and into lot
>Couple other cars in lot
>Roughly 10 minutes later

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>>859674541
Yeah, people always sit in the waiting room for a week to have a camshaft replaced.
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>>859673436
>jobs bad
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>>859674962
Today's sunday. He's getting his windshield fluid topped off.

>apply to GPT-3 with fake dev story
>wait for access
>the most powerful language model to date

>largest model ever created
>175 billion parameters ( unprecedented.)
> No one knows what exactly happens inside this model or how the parameters interact
>its definitely plausible that some kind of limited "intelligence" emerged
> definitely has a very solid understanding of text and reasoning
>was trained on THE ENTIRE INTERNET

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She doesnt pass
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I enjoyed her ‘thumbs up’ when Gaetz was being called a pedo
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>>859672515
I mentioned this a few weeks ago - "What is it that makes this bitch look weird to me?" Then I realized she always looks like she's been photographed through a fisheye lens.
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>>859672515
im seriously disappointed/confused as an american
WHO ELECTS THESE RETARDS!?
i understand someone having a different view and shit liek taht
but this bitch is like straight up water is not wet because i was told so

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why are modern women so damn unpleasant?




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