vola thread - bonus points for voyeur
>>769490740No more of Rachel and no more OC. Working on it though
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>>769490740what do you have?
So yeah guys im sick of being harrassed online by virgin boys when im gaming...Yes im a femaleYes im a gamer girlYes i workoutYes im a personal trainerYes im a forklift operatorYes im a part time modelSO FUCKING WHAT?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>769490539Forklift operator, that's the lie that got me? That's not even something to brag about. Like, congratulations you work at Sams. Woooo
>>769491530this pasta is older than you, fat boy.
Alright boys lets find out how to fit 4 dicks balls deep into a chick all at once>lets make a chart
wwydasian college girl edition
you got rutgers girls?
>>769491677
Went round my mates house last night to score some h. I brought my puppy, and all round favourite companion in the world, Buddy. When we got home, he was all drowsy and clearly intoxicated. There's no way that he had heroin, obviously would have noticed it missing. However, my m8 takes oxycontin for back pain and diazepam for anxiety. He says "I doubt he could've got any, but I guess there might have been a tablet on the floor". What a cunt, im gonna smash his fucking head in. Went to emergency vet, they induced vomiting (although at this point it was pointless cos it whatever he'd taken he'd already ingested) and theyre flushing his kidney and liver. Its costing nearly a grand, and i dobt even know if he'll need further treatment! I'm so scared, I can't bear to lose him. I have an hour till the vet calls. Please /b/ros, cheers me up with your best ylyl shit. Thanks >Pic related...it's Buddy :(
>>769490688If you weren't a useless junkhead, little buddy wouldn't be dead.Hope this helps you sort your shit out mang, your path to self-destruction is racking up casualties.
>>769491396>only smokes weed>buying heroinWhich one is it OP?
>>769490185If he dies, then you'll be alone. Just how you deserve to be.
Drawthread:No edition edition.
>>769491831cute butt
>>769491831gud assdraw moar ass
>>769490664Or here thxs
Incest thread. Post family members you fantasize about fucking.
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Hello /b/ros. I need your help. Why can’t I get laid? I’ve literally gotten 6 different chicks to go home with me, we start sexy time, and they chicken out. Is it cause my dick is too big?Pic related, is me.
ur too alpha, take them under your wing until they except your dong
Yes, cut your dick off so they won't freak out.
>>769491714It is 7 inches and I’m cut
First creep what yall think
>>769490938Hey I work at publix. Which store is that?
Gotta get gud
bruh she looks 12 years old
How do I lucid dream
>>769490053Remember to look at your hands in your dream.
>>769490053Idk how to explain it, but focus on your hands when you're dreaming, thats the only way I can become/stay lucid
>>769490053Practise Buddhism. We aren't conscious during our dreams because we aren't fully awake throughout our lives when we're supposed to be awake. People aren't here and now, instead, they are deep in their fantasies about future or memories about past. Be lucid during daytime and you'll see how your dreams become more and more lucid.
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wapg7dxrV9I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified, multi-billion dollar project sponsored by the governments of the United States, China, Russia, and India. I have no doubt that this project will be made well known to the public some years from now, and will change the course of human history. But I beleive that it is my duty to share some of what we have uncovered with the world immediately. I can't say much more about the project itself, but I can tell you that what we have discovered has changed our entire understanding of physics, and has completely overturned our understanding of the nature of reality. Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics are now able to be reconciled in a unified theory thanks to the revelations this project has uncovered. We are calling this monumental discovery, the piece of the puzzle that has been missing for so long, Log Theory. Log Theory states that there is nothing hotter than sucking a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. His rich, fragrant log sliding effortlessly down ones gaping throat makes drowning in shit a fate one can only pray for. With a stomach full of hot logs I could die a happy man.
holy shit everything checks out
>>769489882
Why a girl who fuck a lot of dudes is a slut ? and a dude who do same is a legend ?
>>769491522Because, of course, a lock opened by many keys is a shitty lock. A key which opens many locks is a master key.
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>>769491651fag
