pfffffffffffffrrrt *plop*
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>>943666218Melts in you're mouth, not in you're hand
his logs
Does anyone know how cyraxx managed to get so many girlfriends? asking this because I look almost as bad as he does and I would like some hope.
>>943673350I didn't ask
>>943673407>that's a lot of present tense and?>and not even all trueif i misremembered some of the ages of the people involved, correct me with proofor stfu
>>943673620idgaf
would you?
>>943673708You are mentally ill.
ITT we post funny monke images/gifs
>>943672434Come back here and let me sux your deek.
g/fur bunsex edition
>>943673220yes u
>>943672247Sexo birb
>>943673585nou
Degenerate story TimeMy wife and I have been together over a decade. About 5 years ago, I reached out to her twin sister on Snapchat, using a fake account, pretending to be someone who met her on a dating app. We started chatting, and sexting. Eventually she started dating someone, and they had kids together, but we never stopped talking dirty, sexting, etc. she has a kink for dirty little secrets, and has also shared that she really is into girls too, and wants a threesome bad. I also told her I am in a relationship, and she wanted to use it as excuse for a FFM threesome, but I can’t let it happen, lest I get caught.Lately she’s started asking to see my girl. I’ve admittedly indulged. I’ve shared booty pics, pussy and titty pics, masturbation and sex videos, of her own twin sister, and she’s sent me back videos of herself masturbating to them. I have even bought her sex toys off an amazon wishlist for her to use when she sexts me. She’s been loving it lately, and I’ve even got both my wife and her sister using the same vibrators so I can pop up two videos at the same time and watch them masturbate together. I’ve even talked with her about glory holes, and she’s got a huge kink for them and anonymous sex, but the “arcade” near us doesn’t allow unaccompanied single women for their own safety.Scale of 1-10 how degenerate am I?
K
How can I help humanity to evolve?
>>943673565kill women
>>943673589my boi
>>943673578Thats so diabolical. Love it.
En sharte!
>>943673382>Ifso you have no idea about unconditional love? faggot. fuck off.
>>943673428>>943673440Hi logfag
>>943673428Ask it why the logposter specifically posts logs>>943673428
What is your opinion on anal sex?
If you have anal sex with a woman, it is gay. If you have anal sex with a man, it is EXTREMELY GAY. Any sex that does not involve vaginal penetration by the penis with the possible outcome of procreation is, by default, sodomy. Which, by definition, is homosex.
Fun for the novelty, but inferior to pussy in a few crucial ways.Will only ask a girl out of curiosity and to see what she's open to. If she says yes then thats great, one more thing we can do. If not, then no big deal. I would easily trade not doing Anal with a girl if it upped her enthusiasm for blowjobs and i could creampie her every time.Only done one girl in the ass and it was pretty good. However that girl was wild in numerous other ways and could take me with basically no preparation.
>>943658510Too much preparation, not worth it>>943660777Way overhyped
Ayyy!
Cozy additionPAWG AJ PBJ ASS
>>943660752retard
>>943671681I love when girls like her look more milfy and they stay in the porn industry
>>943668375Underrated post
Fuuuug! That wonderful autumn chill is in the air this morning!I cranked my heater to max, put on some socks and I'm about to eat something just to get the biology working too.Good fucking morning /b/.<3 I slept great last night. ...had a boring dream...[JANJ4D]
However... now that you mention it I am reminded. Why does JIDF need to continue existing at all. WE are the international internet defense force. It seems to me JIDF serves as nothing more than a propganda machine and a cult of witch hunters at this point.[Vnr.]
I stand firmly by the assertion that I was not drunk and that clarity was pretty peak. The consensus was that I should accept what happened as a glitch in perceptions. Believe whatever you want to believe. I accept that. I'll look into getting a tune-up or something.[PPGHH]
For you JIDF shills out there, don't forget your place. Your service duties are as assigned in the household. You do not dictate them.[Vnr.]
Important warning to all anons who want to kill themselves: I just ordered the 2022 edition of the Peaceful Pill Handbook off amazon for the absurde price of 90 Euros. Just to discover that it has been severely censored. Thankfully they forgot to hide their tracks: The index lists chapters to page 455, but the book actually ends on p. 325. All chapters seem to be there, but they start at other page numbers than listed in the index, so there was massive cutting throughout.The most recent edition I found listed on amazon, the 2023 version, even just has only 196 pages according to the amazon description.Anons beware, this is a scam!
>>943669389Who fucking cares? Why should anyone care? Why would anyone want this book anyway?
>>943673116Suicidies care, because they want to kill themselves. This is supposed to be the top manual, with detailed how-tos.
>>943673555You don't need a book to figure out how to kill yourself. You have the internet for that. Also who cares how much it costs when you're just going to die anyway? You looking to leave your vast fortune to an heir? Besides, you can only choose one way to kill yourself. You don't need 400 pages of options.
have a wonderful day, anonymous!
>>943673500You do too OP. Cheers
I fucking hate Welsh people.
>>943673246Saaaaaar!
>>943673312DO NOOT REDEEM NOOOO NO
Lmao same, it is rare someone talks about them lol