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nu blev du tyst danskjävel
hej hej mina vänner! någon som vill suga lite kyken?

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What drugs have you done?
>list em out
Never done drugs?
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I am high on life, bro.
rather ok
Favorite, smoke daily
Keeps me calm at times, nice to o
I like dexedrine better

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Alright. I'm in a pickle
>be me
>chatting with crush/long time friend
>she was recently dumped by long boyfriend
>tells me she just got back from having sex with her ex as revenge
>heart shattered
>we talk for a while and I start dropping subtle hints
"Why can't I find girls. I wish i had a girl like this!"
>send her pic of anime girl in cat stockings.
"Anon I'm that girl."

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She's a cuck, calling it now.
Look the other way anon. That girl sound like just problems.
>anon i hope a girl claims you
>you can claim me

is everyone here an autistic neckbeard or something?

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Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.
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Aren't you supposed to be attracted to males for that?
No, you just have to be a /b/tard

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7 year relationship down the drain. We broke up but agreed to no fucking anyone else until she moves out, we still share the same room and bed. Tonight she didn't come home.
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escort will fuck?
I have, she threw a tantrum about me not giving a shit about her anymore. (She broke up with me)
Just told her that "I do love you, but you've made your choice."
We later talked on the phone a few times and she kept saying that she wanted to try again, but I decided it wasnt worth going through all that shit again.
This will sound so fucking cliché, but act like the alpha, and your life becomes so much easier.
Hell yeah they will.

You can also go to Theeroticreview.com

If you sign up for a username you can get a bit of a general idea of what girls are:

-for real
-not cops
-and are good at their job

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I just realised i downloaded 436GB of kmart Cassette tape music they would play in the stores in the 80s. I did this high. DUMBEST THING YOUVE DONE DRUNK OR HIGH /b/

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After being transfered to the emergency room following a DXM overdose I escaped from the hosipal and proceeded to fight a homeless man at a bus stop
too many
some to be proud of, some not so much

>broke into neighbors gardenhouse
>drank liquor from the minibar
>trashed satelite received, stole shoes
>next day, got a call from the police

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friends and i used to pull k-jacks, not gonna go into what that is
but anyways one night, drunk as all fuck, giving cops the run around across town
2 of buddies are sittin on the curb talking to cops
trying to find me, i run by in the distance behind some apartment buildings looking like fucking sasquatch
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cop tells friends to stay there while he goes after me
friends are left to watch as i pull some drunken monkey jukes on the cop and nope right the fuck out of there
hiding in shrub, drunk as fuck, like the sneaky skunkape i am.
watching police and the flashlights scanning the courtyard as i listen to them talk about me over the radio
"Drunk punk won't stop running."

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Let's fix and rewrite the constitution, a lot of dumb amendments in there.

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I've been wanting to see my gf get fucked by someone else for a long time now, but i'm too scared to suggest it, i mean it's pretty weird after all. would love to hear what you guys think of her though, what would you want to do with her ? where would you cum ?

We wonen in belgie dus ook beetje Belgie/Nederdraad
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That’s an inviting pussy
I would love to eat her out until she came then start fucking her right after
Make her cum many times with my dick and with toys
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You fucking stupid fucking bitch. This stupid fucking justice, all righteous fucking NIGGER

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He's over 20 and still visits 4Chan
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Comfy thread
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trap / cd thread
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If you send me a message make it more indepth than just hi otherwise I will forget and most likely not reply because I have a bunch of unreads like that.
Hope you don't mind being a little sperm bank because I would fill you up multiple times a day
Messaged you sexy send me a picture or reply when you get the chance

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FUCK !! in hours after seeing this:


details: You will automatically connect with a nice hot "horny" woman in need of sex via cam2cam, age 18-45, near your location! .
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You must be blind then, cuz that’s not the case at all lmao
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looks trusting content mach>>763548208

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You have to fuck one of them
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Which one?

i feel so slimy /B
gonna go shower
shower thread
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It does sound nice, maybe someday I will experience it.
hopefully you will
everybody appreciates a bro shower

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