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post your impossible dreams/fantasies/aspirationsi want to be catie wayne's boyfriend/husband
>>853878521and she just lets you?
>>853878413I want Catie to be my dominatrix, so kicking me in the balls and sounding my peehole and using a strapon on me and making me wear a cage and then turning me on.I'm weird like that.
>>853878413I think the thing I want more than anything is like, a cozy home with a metal roof nestled in some acreage. I work 25 hours a week, I sleep in, in the mornings I step out onto my porch mug in hand to watch the fog cascade over the mountains. I have a wildflower lawn, I keep a garden, and spend all my spare time doing stuff like playing music, drawing, and reading. I doze in a hammock, I fish when I'm hungry, and the stars reel into their place at night. No mortgage, no debts, no real problems. Also I want Anthony Burch to fuck me so hard my legs turn to jelly
The best 4chan leaked girls of all time?
>>853840895Black widow, guys
>>853870734This. It’s a complete train wreck
>>853874748https://m.homepornbay.com/album/indiana-teen-girl-chelsea?mobile=1That's all I can find but I believe there's way more out there in the newer quality
Bye bye jobsBye bye happinessInflation is a messEconomy's gonna dieBye bye sweet wealth goodbyeThey're printing moneyRight off the cuffIt ain't worth nothingCan't print enoughComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>853878639Shhhhhhhh it is ok Eustie we know you're gay and like to play with yourself watching kids at the park.
>>853878639chomp a log, get happy
>>853875746the actual virus, is not the deadliest in hostory u dumbass
Snowbunny SummerIs it true white women are planning sexual warfare against white men this Summer? I keep hearing it over and over again on Omegle, Twitter and from the few women I talk to as friends. I've been hearing it far too much to just laugh it off as schizoposting or satire.Apparently white women are going to wage u-boat style warfare tactics and 'starve' white men of sex to the point we kill ourselves en masse, or capitulate to black men politically and give them billions and trillions of money and government aid.Many of them also plan to go all the way, by which I mean full black cock insemination injections.That's right, they're going to be BLACKBRED and BIRTH and RAISE the BLACK BABIES from their WHITE WOMBS.Wtf... Why is this happening? Why has it come to this point?
>>853874618>from the few women I talk to as friendsNo need to lie about anything OP, we all know you don't have friends. Where would you find the time to post all this shit?
>>853878147he's probably a neet
>>853874618>Apparently white women are going to wage u-boat style warfare tactics and 'starve' white men of sex to the point we kill ourselves en masse, or capitulate to black men politically and give them billions and trillions of money and government aid.go for it. just don't come crawling back when you get beaten or need help with your mutt childor you can abort it and live with the fact that you killed your own child for the rest of your worthless coal burning life
Hello /b/ today my teacher ranted about something niche we both feel passionate about. I will email her to try and get a conversation going. My ultimate goal is to seduce her. Will keep you updated.
Pics of people that you also have nudes of, I'll go first
>>853874034Post a few please
My female sjw boss found out I was the one who kept shitting in the urinals. She emailed me saying that if I admited it and apologized she wouldnt fire me. I realized she had no real proof so I reported her to HR claiming she was racist towards the "latinx" community and now shes under investigation and had to apologize to me and the whole department.
>>853877061>my boss is a retard >so I've decided to act like an uncivilized retard to show her At least the internet people found you funny, huh ? Fucking ape-brained faggot
>>853877061>boss is a retard >so I've decided to act like an uncivilized retard to show her Good job, faggot
>>853878510Retards should deal with retards
Throat GOAT
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>>853879087kys op you're such a faggot.
>>853879153you're just mad because she didn't want to suck your dick meanwhile she was choking on mine.
In order of importance:virtue > mental health > intelligence > physical health
>>853877799Physical health determines mental health determines virtue
>>853877799Physical health is the most important. If you are not healthy it degrades your mental health and that degrades your virtue.
>>853877799>downplays the importance of physical health while idolizing the man who does nothing but physique.
Post'm, fags. Tell me what you got.
>>853878235nothing
>>853878743kek>>853878667faggotry in a nutshell
Image dump of pic related? I miss these and want them to be more prevalent on the boards.
>>853878584Dumping mine for the cause
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>>853879148
I am literally shaking right now.
>>853878278smh
>>853878278>be me>shaking>don't get blanketWhy are people like this
Bestgore is gone? When did this happen?
>>>/g/81503771
>>853878724so is liveleak and other, people laughed when i started printing memes and binding books of them. wait a few more years and the whole internet will be pay to play app access only enjoy the last moments of 4chan
>>853879014if that ever happens i will go to the dark web (freenet)
Trips and I post ass.
Roll
>>853876590nah faggot, keep it.
God damn it /b/ I finally gave in and bought one of these,Fedex told me it would arrive 6 pm yesterday, it never came though they claim it was handed over to me and signed for at 10 am.Come home today a day later finding the package OPENED in the doorway of my student housing complex with my full name on it and address obviously.Everyone from my uni now knows I take purple horse cock up the assHow fucked am I /b/?
>>853878763ngl pretty based advice but my uni isnt based in california so i dont think it'll fly
>>853878819ikr
>>853878937sick. but this might be too tight a situation to fuck myself out of. That dildo is pretty big. God they are all gonna think im a massive homo.
