Me Chieft, you loafslut. We smoke piece pipe then you suck a 10g of shit out my ass.
>>950004442Andys eddys
/cub/bed down
>>950004074Back to bed
>>949987691>>949988290>>949989620Thanks for the bumps
>>950004217I wish I couldWith youBut also yes
i just listened to a daddy dom/ little boy audio where the speaker was the daddy and i was the “little boy” and i have never felt so euphoric. i want a daddy to call me his little champ. am i your little champ, daddy? i’d happily cook you dinner and clean the house and do all of my chores just for you because i love you so much. why do i feel this way? why do i love this so much? i don’t at all feel like this toward my actual dad, and we have a decent normal relationship. i would give anything for a soft dom daddy to kidnap me and adopt me and fix me
>>950003714I'm going to guess late 20s early 30s, from the USA, that aside, she's got the body of a solid 8.5/10
>>950004163guess her
>>950004218Between 20 hand 24, in my opinion, her body rates a minimum of 8.8/10 (rating only the back view)
How will you celebrate when It Happens?
>>950004006no, i laugh at the daily pics of him passing out while his lackeys pretend not to see itimagine having your dick tucked that far back ahahahahah
>>950004052>imagine having your dick tucked that far back ahahahahahLike you really need to imagine it.
>>949997228>gettinglmao
This thread is where phat ass, thicc, curvy, chubby, chubby femboys and trans girls cum here and sext with me as we makr intense love through sexting and nudes.Also if they're is a lot of thicc trans girls and phat ass femboys then other tops are welcome.
>>950001192
Bump
>>949998164BUILT FOR THE BBC!
Why did they kill PeePee the PooPoo?
>>950004056>didn't boil his free dildoI like the implication it was used by the homophobe lulz
>>950004105I find it funnier that Andy knows how to properly clean a dildo in the first place.
>>950004197boiling items to sterilize them is a whole thingboiling it probably wouldn't be a good idea in reality but I'm no dildo engineer
Why are hicks so gullible?
>>950001204TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS!JOB CREATORS!BOOTSTRAPS!
>>950001204Because they avoid that thar book larnin'
>>950004109I'm American and I agree with him. What now?
Ever found your parents porn stash, was there anything surprising in it?
Found my grandpa on my fathers sides stash of Color Climax magazines when we where cleaning out his attic after he passed, some of them (2 out of maybe 50-60 magazines) was the "lolita" specials and we found a box full of (we assume)Polaroids that my aunt was very quick to grab before anyone got a look at it. and she burned the whole lot later that day.
>>949992643Mournful. You could drive a Mack truck between those horrible fake tits.
do you think more women should monetize their farts?
>>949996343I'm a man and for a while I had a medical thing going on that made me have the absolute worst smelling farts I've ever personally experienced. I thought a lot about whether people would be willing to buy them just for the circus freakshow value. My farts are back to normal now, but I could probably resurrect those evil farts again for a while to make a few sheckels.
>>950001189is that your sales pitch
>>950002007How much ya got?
How Hot Is Your Sister??Older or younger?Have ever jerked off to her? How often?What's the hottest thing about her? Her outfits, her leggings, her butt?? Do you fantasize about her? If so, what?NOT an incest general - I want this to be a curated thread - ONLY SISTERS
>>950003647why is that?
>>950003647all the stories and discussions are fake and gay as hell. it's only children 4ever virgins with severe taboo kinks to compensate for their involuntary celibacy.
>>950003912and yet they provide great fap material - it's text on a screen from a guy you'll never meet. it makes no difference if it's made up or not, so long as it's detailed enough for you to imagine the same experience happening to you
I sexually Identify as a log of shit from Andy sixx's asshole. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slidding down the throats of disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a log of shit is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install creamy, dreamy and steamy bits o' corn on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Log" and respect my right to slidd down throtes. If you can't accept me you're a logaphobe and need to check your log privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCUTOK_qH7Y
>>949999702Hi Log!
thoughts
what about her?
no one cares about my gf wtf
qqqqq9175 disc :3
This weekend.
>>950004189>>950004134Would fuck her very hard with my big dick
