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I'm just mad about SaffronSaffron's mad about meI'm just mad about SaffronShe's just mad about meThey call me mellow yellow(Quite rightly)They call me mellow yellow(Quite rightly)They call me mellow yellowI'm just mad about FourteenComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I hate this fucking episode because it reminds me of high school, when I dated this girl and she dumped me because while I was over her house, I saw her dad sleeping on the couch and he had a boner while in his boxers and for some retarded ass reason, I poked his boner around and touched it as she basically walked in the room.Sooo after that, she looked disgusted then asked me to leave and politely dumped me on the phone, yet after that, she would ignore my presence in high school. Even during graduation day, when I tried to just say "hi", she walked right pass me and spoke to her friends.I still hate myself for that shit, I really do but this keeps reminding me of that fucking event.
>>802762052but you did hook up with her dad right ?
Behind your back she called you Billy Bonerpoker
New thread Boxxy/Catie Forever Queen
I always thought Catie wasn't original boxxy, they looks very different.
>>802761790fuckin gross OP what the fuck is wrong with you
SEX IS FOR PROCREATION ONLY
Then explain why you're doinking your cousin?
>dabs
>>802762330No it isn't. Procreation is only one objective of the multifaceted evolutionary design. others include: Bargaining for resources and protection (survival). And stress relief (Health)
WWYDExtreme / Brutal / Dangerous Magic Act Edition.Post your girls and what type of dangerous magic act you want to volunteer them for.
>>802762027Good start.
>>802761626That would be fun, is she going to be willing for the act or have to be restrained?
>>802762387Restrained, gagged and clothes cut off I think
What’s killing you every day /b/?Depressions been kicking my ass hard these past few months. Thought about an hero a few times already. My life isn’t bad at all though. Just completely disinterested in doing anything and feel like I can’t push myself to do anything.
>>802762263Thanks
>>802758844dude, how old r u, and how fast did those years past. humans really don't live very long. find something you love faggot. go explore meet people who want to explore with you.
>>802762594What part of disinterested did you not get?
Columns a-m rows 1-20 dubs start singles after expert difficulty
>>802762040roll
>>802762382Only doing this once pain in the ass on a phone
>>802761896A1
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>>802761639
I'm 24 and I'm still a virgin. I'm not some autistic "how do I talk to women" kissless virgin. I've been on hundreds of dates, and I've even gotten women into my bed. I can make out with a woman, feel her up, eat her out, etc. It comes about as naturally as breathing. I'm confident as fuck, until it comes to dick-in-vagina penetration. My anxiety goes from zero to a thousand, and I can't get it up.I'm going on a date tomorrow. There's a possibility that I will have another chance at sex. How do I not fuck it up?>inb4 gayI've been watching porn every single day since I was 12, and I'm into a lot of degenerate shit, but I'm not into men. I've always jerked off and fantasized about women.
>>802762032ThisI had the same problem, I got laid last week after 4 years of not having any sexual interaction with women, foreplay was good but then I had the same problem trying to get my dick diamonds, I couldn't even cum. I have been watching porn and jacking off all that time of no having sex, and that was the problem, stopped watching porn and jacking off to it and now I can get it as hard as I can and blow a massive load after coitus.Stop watching porn
>>802761937>I've been watching porn every single day since I was 12That's the problem you imbecile, stop watching it, I know what I'm talking about, I had problems getting an erection during sex too until I stopped watching for a few weeks
>>802761937"ive been watching porn everyday since i was 12" there's your problem
The South will come again.
Ahhhhh yeah. Double meaningNice Job, Anon. Source please?
>>802759955SAUCE, WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!
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The Newliest Loliest threadCuteness is Kewl, Lewdness Rules
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Trips and I’ll let you suck my fucking gorilla dick. Reply or your mom is going to die today
imagine posting stuff like this in 2019.you probably are so retarded and such a bad person irl that not even stalin would want to play poker with you in hell
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>>802759824gimm that retard gorilla dick or I kms
I'm looking for ideas for videos to record.I've done a lot and am down with doing almost everything so of you have things you like to watch or suggestions lmk
>>802762608Yes. The rule is tits or gtfo, we got tits with timestamp, it's procedure that we now allow her to proceed.
I really wish that you get a pornhub account and post your videos there soon: ) When it comes to video ideas, I'm in to anal stretching. What is the biggest object you have put in your ass? I bet you can go bigger :)
I appreciate no yellowfagging, maybe they just didn't notice but I'd like to hope they did but recognized this isn't a copypasted porn thread
Well?
>>802761728100%
I haven't watched RWBY since volume 3. Catch me up so I can understand RWBY rule 34 againPic unrelated
