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But the guard is on the run
Mann für mann !
First they're gonna split you up
Catch you
And then tear you up !

What’s the most amount of weed you’ve seen in person?
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A barn full.
Humbolt county in the late 80's.
Made a mattress out of bails of weed to sleep on with a shotgun until we got it all shipped out.
one time the online store I bought from hooked me the fuck up and sent me an ounce (and some change) when I only bought a quarter. I'm not sure if it was a mistake or what, but i wasn't gonna complain about it.
Harvested not sure of weight but it was 5 pallets prob 4x4 feet and about 4 feet high. In a field well I know of about 3 acres locally... in my own possession I got abput 5.5lbs off my 4 plants last season, 4 is the legal limit in my area.

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My ex fiance was shot in the head recently. The man who did it is in jail. How would I be able to get to him in order to carry out justice(revenge). For legal reasons, my only intent is to scold him harshly in person.
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Dont care. I devoted 9 years of my life to this woman and I loved her dearly. We broke up because I'm an fucking asshole. I cant say sorry anymore. I dont have that opportunity. I wish I could, but now shes dead. So I'm going to find the guy that did it and make him regret not only killing her, but ever having been born. Maybe I am a simp. Doesnt matter. What matters is the amount of anguish i wish to inflict upon the person who killed someone I love.
The point of prison is to make them pay for the crime and serve the time. Do you believe that a man that ACCIDENTALLY murdered someone is not suffering as well already on top of serving time in prison?
Also cool larp bro

Amateur blowjob thread
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I don't think you can hate whites if you're willing to put a white guys cock in your mouth
Dont normally like dark skin but this chick is hot
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I’m not white :(

Massachusetts Sloots
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we need some 508's before this shitty thread 404's
You got wins? Lmao then stfu

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Trap thread.

Cute Femboys/CDs/Sissies welcome as well. Where the OC at?
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Lol that photoshoped face
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Hey ya

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Why don't we have moonbases yet?
We landed on the moon over 70 years ago and we still can't have moonbases?
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trap yuri home server


Your fortune: 8641
>Gonna be fucking lit.

No it's not.
It will be cool for 2 months and then it will become just as 'lit' as the ISS.

It will likely be abandoned in 10 years because robots will be able to accomplish anything a human can for 1/100 of the cost.
>we went to the moon
>sauce required

This is what we've been reduced to.

Big tits thread. Fake, real, recent, vintage, whatever.
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Eh,I'd take #4 for a ride around the block.

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my old friend is still having severe mental issues and I am at a loss as to how to help? he won't return my calls or emails or even answer the door anymore

he is isolated completely, no longer takes cares of himself, he is almost completely blind now and hasn't had a shower in almost 6 years, his elderly parents bring him food, all of his doctors/therapists/helpers have abandoned him because they can't "deal" with his mood swings and irritability

I am afraid he will die, can you die from self neglect or isolation? How do I get him some real help?
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he's on small doses of psych drugs and medical marijuana and something else I don't know what it's called
he was on drugs when he was a teenager but he quit drinking and drugs in his 20s and was successful
wow, I wish there was better health care, are you in the states too? who raped who? I don't understand that part tho
thanks for the funny webm, here's one for you back
I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever give up on this kid I love him too goddamn much and I'll almost just die with him, fuck it, he's the only person on this planet that truly understands me even tho he is out of his mind
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Dude with the fucked up mother.. - weed will make it worse. And I'm a habitual smoker.. Not good for mental illness.
Dad raped mom. Yes I'm in the states. North cuba at that.. Or south Alabama.. Just sucks man. Nothing to do but wait for society to recognize her as fucked.

sorry about what happened,
his last doc put him on medical marijuana bc she said it helps with his PTSD and that all the other psych drugs he was on made his condition worse instead of better, he had lithium toxicity and was in the hospital for that once, the docs here are crazy too tho
maybe something will change for the better
I will be thinking of you and your mom

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Please help me /b/
I don't know where else to turn without seeking "professional" help, which I have no intention of doing.
Like many, I too hate being sober but feel as though I function better when sauced.
Once upon a time, I believe I may have been on the verge of functional alcoholism.
I willing gave up the drink in an effort to pursue professionalism and advancement because my habits were beyond maintenance and on the verge of being destructive.
This new work from home arrangement though has made it so that I don't have to hide this skeleton in my closet anymore as no one will ever know.
I like how I feel.
Opened physically and mentally.
Faster in thought and action, and similar to drunken Kung Fu more flexible in mind and body.
I'm not angry when I drink.

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don't do too much looking into this.

as someone who originally wanted to avoid being detected on drug tests I found about a million ways to get fucked up. I'm the above super long post and I've gotta get off in a moment but you can do just about every class of drug without it ever being detected if you know enough. I will restrain myself from saying anymore because this rabbit hole of passing even the most scrutinizing drug tests is what has destroyed my life.

LSD in spinal fluid is a myth.

DMT, the active psychadelic in ayahuasca, is not testable, as your body produces it in extremely small amounts but immedietly metabolizes it into other things. it also is so chemically similar to literally everything else firing in your brain that no drug test could yield a positive or false negative of any kind unless you had absurd amounts in your blood stream and an entire labratory experiment had been set up just to monitor your blood levels of that specific chemical in real time.

god damnit sorry I'm dyin right now I need to eat and go to the hospital

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This is honestly the kind of thing that would inspire me to go to AA.
Thank you for this fren.
Practise mindfulness. Whatever pisses u off in the moment. For me it was seeing old friends being succesful. Why im taking right now off to work like nuts then returning to school aswell getting on meds for my shitty bipolar and found a therapist/ mentor. Stuffs been getting easier especially staying sober when you arent angry from those issues. I find drunks are internally angry myself included

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>Greta Thunberg walks up to you and says "How dare you!"
How do you react?
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grab her by the pussy and squeeze
Calmly inform her that Kinder Eire are illegal to sell in the United states?
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Quite well. How dare you?

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Be honest...is my ass fuckable? Only 18, never have taken it before...
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Put on cute clothes first
join if you like traps


Your fortune: 6096
Anus is not a sexual organ. Anal sex exposes its receptive participant to infection due to fecal microorganisms in the rectu

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Ask an academic philosopher anything.

Here's how it goes: Ask a question, of whatever you want and I will try and provide a broad overview of the relevant philosophical stances, NOT my own opinions (unless specifically asked).

The more general your question the more general your answer.

Credits: Doing my Masters in one of Europes best Philosophy departments. Not a native speaker.
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your mother and your girlfriend are kidnapped and you can only save one of them, which one do you save?
OP here:

I think the most important aspect of black holes might be that they do away what Kant would call "transcendental aesthetics": Meaning that our notion of space and time as our basis for elaborating anything and coming to a conclusion dont hold up anymore.
Especially Immanuel Kant argues that space and time, a "before" and "after" perception is the key to making judgements of our experiences. Synthetic judgements are formed after we experience something (look, there is a bee)
while analytical judgements are rational without recourse on the real world (all mathematics goes here).

With time being zero in a black hole, I would wonder how we would come to experience it, when the foundations of our perception (time and space) dont hold up any more. In short, I would fucking love to dive into one but other than the aspect of experience, I cant make much use of them.
OP here:

Thanks, I'll check out his work!

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He doesn't know Jefferson used to party with Franklin.....
I like the podcast but you’d think someone who talks so much about practicing and mastering his craft at comedy, would be a little bit funnier.
Jefferson smoked weed, owned slaves and killed people

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new pregnant babes thread
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