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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)00:39:35 No.787008833

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)00:39:35 No.787008833 [Reply]

> be me
> fiance has low libido
> last time we fucked was a week ago
> sometimes it's two weeks
> sometimes almost three
> sick of getting pity sex
> sick of not feeling wanted
> sick of being turned down
> excuses
> gaslighting

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:04:27 No.787027046

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:04:27 No.787027046

Run the fuck away. I just got out of a shitty relationship with a girl who had zero libido. We'd fuck once a month and I would have to beat off every day just to stay sane. She was a total starfish and every time we fucked it felt like a rape. I'm so glad to be done with her.

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:07:32 No.787027170

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:07:32 No.787027170

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>>787008833
>worried about getting your 6k back from the ring
Nigga, I got some bad news for you...

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:08:39 No.787027202

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:08:39 No.787027202

>>787026850

True story she is in to swinging and all that stuff but we (mostly me) are not ready to go all in that swing life. But it's not like I'm fucking diffident girls every day maybe once or twice a month

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)06:56:40 No.787024843

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)06:56:40 No.787024843 [Reply]

Do you get turned on by girls farting?

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:52:15 No.787026661

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:52:15 No.787026661

>>787026553
Virgin.

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:54:28 No.787026723

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:54:28 No.787026723

Kinda, yeah. Same with puking.

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:08:26 No.787027198

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:08:26 No.787027198

>>787026553
Probably because girls want to smell nice, and the aerosolized contents of their rectum don't smell nice.

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)06:33:42 No.787024127

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)06:33:42 No.787024127 [Reply]

first 5 people adding me or leaving comment spam will get 1 free game worth $5!

steamcommunity.com/id/Isabellani

love <3

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:37:12 No.787026148

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:37:12 No.787026148

>>787024127
Dropping the wishlist

https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/supramayro19981

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:05:55 No.787027108

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:05:55 No.787027108

>>787024127
crap tattoo
great ass and face
adds up to a 8/10
probbaly not the most interesting conversation as long as you dont make her talk about all her "adventures" for hours because that seems to be all shes out here for

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:08:26 No.787027196

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:08:26 No.787027196

>>787027108
What the fuck are you talking about.

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:08:20 No.787027194

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:08:20 No.787027194 [Reply]

Has anyone ever tried DMT? I really want to. Also random drug stories thread

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:13:35 No.787025385

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:13:35 No.787025385 [Reply]

>be me
>18
>been destroying dick my entire life to porn
>got bored of it
>started experimenting with all kinds of lewd shit
>a year ago started watching sissy hypnosis
>notice that for the past year while watching porn I always imagined myself as the girl
>ohgodno.jpeg
>tfw I want to be a girl
>tfw I hate fags

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:04:36 No.787027049

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:04:36 No.787027049

>>787025385
Tbh while watching some girl deepthroat a cock, I always wondered what do they think when they have a throbbing slab of meat moving in there mouth tube

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:05:11 No.787027079

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:05:11 No.787027079

>stop watching porn
>????
>profit!

I've been on imageboards for almost 10 years now and I fapped to probably every degenerate shit you can imagine, I've seen it all.

I quit porn and deleted all my chan folders, and been fapping once-twice a week strictly to my imagination.

Now I got my morning wood back, I actually was able to talk to people like a normal human being and got a girlfriend, I cum buckets and even when fapping cumming is enjoyable as if I'm 13 years old again, all this degenerate shit disgusts me now etc. etc. etc. all kinds of benefits.

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:07:07 No.787027152

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:07:07 No.787027152

>>787026829
Same situation. Luckily I've found myself a ftm girl/boyfriend who hasn't started hormones and doesn't plan on surgery, meaning I get the best of both worlds.

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)04:54:16 No.787020627

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)04:54:16 No.787020627 [Reply]

Why are blacks so alpha?

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:59:43 No.787026898

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:59:43 No.787026898

>>787022414
>animals arnt alpha
Some are stupid nigger
Wolf > alpha
Lion > alpha
Nigger > alpha
Sheeple > not alpha

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:03:53 No.787027025

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:03:53 No.787027025

Another swedefag here
*ahem*
>Fuck niggers

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:06:05 No.787027114

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:06:05 No.787027114

>>787020771
It's not ok to be white... ever

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:57:49 No.787026833

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:57:49 No.787026833 [Reply]

About to take my final. Please pray for me.

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:00:24 No.787026927

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:00:24 No.787026927

Good luck man

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:03:45 No.787027020

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:03:45 No.787027020

>>787026833
Good Luck and wish me luck too mines in an hour.

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:05:53 No.787027107

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:05:53 No.787027107

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Well if you fail you can always fall back on pic related

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:51:27 No.787026628

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:51:27 No.787026628 [Reply]

Can anyone send photos of me without giving You any information about me ?

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:04:11 No.787027037

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>>787026628

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:05:37 No.787027095

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:05:37 No.787027095

>>787027037
Haven't chuckled this much in a while, thanks anon.

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:43:15 No.787026348

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:43:15 No.787026348 [Reply]

>Hey son, it's been a while since we had a proper chat. How's life treating ya? Anything bothering you? Anything interesting going on?
Conversation with your dad thread

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:04:54 No.787027067

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:04:54 No.787027067

>>787026956
Wow, deep

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:05:04 No.787027075

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:05:04 No.787027075

>>787026784
Cool, I hope you got off drugs and all that vodka. Mom always loved you but couldn't keep things together. She's in prison because she got drunk and hit a DA. James and Billy are dead. Lester became a cool guy but his daughters have issues.

Cool to see you here. We shouldn't have a drink but I'll tip my fedora I guess that your sober enough to type today. Peace, old man.

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:09:19 No.787027223

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:09:19 No.787027223

>>787027075
Thats a real mixed bag of news, not sure how i feel about it all. Tell your mother I still love her, after all this time. Be sure to help Lester's daughters, they need a role model if theyre going to resolve their issues.
Not many cyber drugs fortunately. Wont be getting high while im ethereal.

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)00:47:19 No.787009436

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)00:47:19 No.787009436 [Reply]

10/10s
No fake tits or asses allowed

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:54:48 No.787026734

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juicy tits

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:58:10 No.787026846

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:04:53 No.787027066

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:04:53 No.787027066

>>787015590
She is shooped

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)05:03:23 No.787020967

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)05:03:23 No.787020967 [Reply]

Shouldn't share

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:03:41 No.787027019

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:03:41 No.787027019

>>787024656
>>787021593
>>787022546

sure I have lots of her
(kik: Fed_Anon)

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:04:42 No.787027057

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:04:42 No.787027057

>>787023360
Do you think that fupa would flap over your head, while you eat out her blue cheese mayo?

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:04:47 No.787027062

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:04:47 No.787027062

vimeo /261499952

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)04:06:58 No.787018676

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)04:06:58 No.787018676 [Reply]

Celeb Thread - Somebody's Gotta Do It Edition

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:06:59 No.787027150

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:06:59 No.787027150

>>787027134
Reverse image search

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:22:52 No.787027614

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:22:52 No.787027614

New when?

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:34:17 No.787027961

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:34:17 No.787027961

>>787027952
>>787027952
>>787027952

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:52:24 No.787026666

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:52:24 No.787026666 [Reply]

> >Elementary school
>at the start of the 21st century (inb4 newfag)
>our school had also a tard class, with older 15-19 yo. tards
>the tards have built an epic snow fortress where they hang out during recess
>we tried to figure out how these sub-humans could have constructed something so great
>the 5th graders can't deal with this fact
>we form a resistance movement against the tyrannical tards
>La resistance lives on motherfuckers!
>we named ourselves "The Devils of Hell"
>the devils first secret meeting is held in the schools forest near a huge pine tree and the nettle rock (during summer there grows a fucking lot of them)

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:53:00 No.787026680

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:53:00 No.787026680

>we attack equipped with sticks and rocky snowballs under the element of surprise
>the tards don't understand the situation at first (DUH! :DD)
>but when they do, all hell breaks loose!
>these six foot (aspect of the 130cm 1st grader) drooling hulk tards come out of the fortress to screaming and batshit insane and attack
>at this part our forces break up under the tards overpowerment and we have to retreat back to the forest
>luckily, these teenage mutant ninja tards motoric skills are so underdeveloped that we can outrun them
>we all make it to safety and we've managed to make a hole on the fortress wall. that can be counted as a victory!
>the word about The Devils of Hells achievements and bravery spread like wildfire
cont...

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)07:58:38 No.787026861

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)07:58:38 No.787026861

>>787026666
>>6666
>>the devils of hell

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)08:03:56 No.787027027

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)08:03:56 No.787027027

sounds like a good movie, being dubbed by the kid from the goldbergs

Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)05:59:33 No.787023087

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Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)05:59:33 No.787023087 [Reply]

/b/ how do you cope with gossiping cunts in your town/city? I live in a city and live on the outskirts, and keep myself to myself - but people still talk about me in the city. Some are people I've never even met. I ignore it, but it eats away at me. Why can't people just leave me alone?

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Anonymous
12/10/18(Mon)06:51:20 No.787024677

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)06:51:20 No.787024677