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what is up with my dick
doesnt hurt
doesn't itch
just spooky cause this shit appeared after I had sex. like the morning after type shit
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its probably just "dirty vagina syndrome". You get it after the pores on your penis become clogged with her vaginal fluids. you may even see this "acne" on the tip too, so it's important to check. Wash it under pretty hot water with soap and acne soap each day, and if it doesn't go away on it's own, go buy some athlete's foot cream; that should take care of it in no time.
AIDS Freddy. You have AIDS.
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>She has oral HSV 1
which can be passed on to your junk. Sure, bro, I'm sure she's a trooper and makes sure no kisses when she's breaking out. Fam, you still playing russian roulette w/your junk.

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/b/ros I need your help. I have SEVERE arachnophobia (Almost a schizophrenic level of it I can't sleep for 2 days after seeing a big spider in my room). I opened my back porch door for an hour with the screen to get some fresh air and when I came to close it this fucking HUGE ASS SPIDER was on my wall, it was 6 inches wide and 6 inches tall, it runs extremely fast and fucking JUMPS. I live alone and all I have to catch it is an airsoft pistol. I was thinking either I do that or boil some carmel and carmelize it. What do I do guys? Heres an example picture of what it looks like since I don't have a camera. Understand I'm a pussy with spiders because I just am.
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I sleep with 10 of these fuckers in my room every night.
Oh haha.
Fuck you.

can someone photoshop a cock in her mouth? maybe some cum too

Quick, name my YouTube channel
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If dubs. "The greatest faggot".
Corndoggss Gaming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think if I give a homeless lady a couple grams of weed, would she suck my dick?

Serious question.
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I would
I feel the same way. Even when not hot. The power and the seediness of it turns me on. I too am broken.
>sexy homeless girls

holy shit wtf dude


Does anyone have that picture of the alternative costume of momo yaoyorozu with mineta on her leg?

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Hey /b/,
Never thought I'd make a post, but after watching and reading some stuff here, thought I'd post one too. Maybe you can help me end it with a good revenge story by giving me advice.

>Be me
>Grew up in a small town with my mom, bro, great grandparents, aunt and cousin.
>My dad was out of state due to his job, so we stayed at my great grandparents' house who accepted us even though we were poor.
>My grandparents were amazing. They told stories of the old days, gave sweets and toys, and taught manners/human kindness.
>My cousin, my aunt's accidental daughter, was my only friend since I was bullied when I was young.
>She and I were so close that we were practically twins. We'd play Nintendo GameCube all night, and My Littlest Pet Shop toys.
>My aunt, however, was nothing but a menance. All she did was smoke weed, demand money from my grandma, and abuse my family.

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Well since your family is too pussy to press charges, just kill her.
Not a bad idea, but the family sees me as an innocent bystander that they can trust with anything. With that in mind, I don't want to lose that trust, I'd rather keep the facade of being innocent.

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March of the Anthro Men
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im more like an asshole sweetheart gobstopper that's mostly asshole flavored
Kinda like me.
>>777461430>>777461430 therad

Is the fantasy of forcing a feminine male into being a sissy slut not right? Forced sissification. Every aspect of their lives controlled? Starved, except for crackers, water, and a steady diet of cum? Very high dosages of HRT. Regular pics and uploads of their bodies loosing their last remaining traces of masculinity as their dicks shrink down to tiny nubs. Their balls to nothing as if they were castrated. Breasts budding. Voice becoming feminized. Skin softer. Hips and ass becoming fuller. I’m attracted to women. But I do have this fetish. Trap has to pass. Sorry, not every guy can just put on a dress and make up and pretend that they will make the cut. Oh, and trap thread.
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Paraded around in a french maids outfit in heels and fishnets with cum on your face?
I don't know. I wanna be a good slut, and would try to take every little bit until I'm over flowing.
I love the idea of that being most of my diet, so I would crave it, so I would need all the cum I can get.

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Can anyone using Spectrum internet tell me what the fuck's going on? I moved in to my new apartment about two weeks ago and I've been dealing with this garbage. It cuts off my internet and only lets me use it again when I disconnect and reconnect for some fucking reason and it's pissing me off.

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Wanna play a game /b?

When dubs are rolled we subtract 1 from the post number, go to that post and call the guy a newfag

Get rolling faggits
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Shut the fuck up faggot

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My friend said my dick head looks like pepe and it is starting to worry me. She is being retarded right? I don't see it
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I dunno man, she can't stop laughing and says all she can see is Mr pepe the frog.
It does.You have an ugly ass dick
Holy shit. That is fucked up. Sorry my dick ugly and similar to a hate symbol

I believe in you 4chan. Pics must exist
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Giving this a big ol newfag bump

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trips gets to name and color him
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