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how do you feel about being alive ?
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> gf

What she look like?
Small girl
Small tits
Pale skin
Big ass
Perfect girl.
Kinda chubby currently, but it's my fault because I fed her too much chocolate
Sad thing is, I'm an ass man, and I love small girls, but her confidence won't ever let her believe that, she thinks I want a tall big titty girl.
How often do y'all fuck?


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Weyland-Yutani thread

I'll start: is it good that they tried to acquire the Xenomorph for the bio-weapons division?

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How do people even pay for this trash? Ill dump it right now for free if you roll dubs
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tranny vaginas don't look like that, retard
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i can 1up this if anyone want
sadomaso bitches are fucking crazy /b/ros

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>have multitude of outstanding carbon tax, privilege tax, student debt, and hatespeech fine payments
>having 30% of wages garnished
>about to lose access to premium pod
>hate the lack of privacy in communal pods
>beg consolidation board to lower wage garnish
>they say they'll lower it to 15% upon registering with medical surrogacy program
>despite availability of numerous (costly) anti-aging treatments and therapies, boomers and genXers still frequently require new organs
>would have to gestate modified chimeras for the eventual harvest of said organs
>reluctantly agree

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hell yeah I will
Do you still think soy ups your estrogen?

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"It must've felt good when your dad ejaculated you out of his cock"

Do you think any girl would find this pickup line funny?
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Test tube babies are still produced using sperm, nigger. A guy still needs to cum in a cup
Retard thinks feminists haven't already resorted to somatic cell cloning, imagine being this retarded
Impossible in humans. You are dumb!

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Describe her pussy
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Nice. OP likes
its alot like getting mcdonalds.

it sounds like it might be passable
but then you go there and get it
you wish you had got something
else but you already made the trip
so you may as well pretend to like
it even though its shitty, kinda stinks,
and feels like its been left out overnight

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>Gives an 8 months pregnant girl a massage
>Says fuck it and shoves his dick in

is he based?
he´s made for jail..judging by his mug

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>press button
>a literal moment of reality saved

Does anyone actually believe this shit?

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I'll only let you cum in my ass, Mr 45.
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BuiIt for PVC
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Yeah. You copperbois are finished. Cope for your copper genocide. Houses crave a large pex pipe.

Seethe harder copper boi.
prarrtikkles everrywherre
its oh so quiet
its oh so still

What is this? Where is this from? What the fuck
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Human skin worn by aliens, no joke.
actually no that is real. Forgot what 3rd world country. They are not sure but it was found after a flash-flood they had. But they haven't found any of the caskets along it's path. soo who knows.
They look like chinamen for me

be me
forhet to use incognito (even tho is does nothing)
google cringe topic
immediately delete and cover tracks with a
"Cool Simpson sons meme search"
completely serious and thoughtless
will to die sets in

Anyone have her OF??

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