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>>949998573Come over
>>949998573I disagree anon come by my place snd you'll see what happens... I'll cook uou some delicious meals or we'll go out to a delicious restaurant while eating, laughing, and having a great fun time!!
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So last year I was invited to be a groomsman at a wedding for a guy I haven't spoken to in 10 years. Rather stupidly, I said yes and now I have to attend. The wedding is tomorrow and I know for certain that I will not enjoy myself at all. I don't want to eat or drink anything because it will fuck with my diet and I have done way too good to fuck it up. Plus the guy getting married comes from a Jewish background, so of course I had to pay for my own suit and he tried to get some shekels out of me to pay for a mini-bus. I was informed that traditionally, the bride and groom organise suits/dresses for the groomsmen/bridesmaids. Guess it's different for Jews. (Bear with me, I never been to a wedding before.)I only know two people at this wedding. The one being the groom, the other being a retarded friend of mine who likes to lie to people about his military service (He claims to have been a sniper in Afghanistan). I know nobody else. Not even the bride. This leads to my question.If I go to the ceremony and stay for the party for half and hour, maybe a full hour and then I bugger off with as much stealth as possible, how fucked would I be when people eventually find out I have gone missing? Would I be in a lot of trouble? Thankfully my family are okay with this and said they'll pick me up.TDLR: Going to a wedding, don't want to be there. How fucked am I if I disappear after the service?
>>949999028This is the way. They will shit in the hallways, sexually assault the bride and her underaged niece and demand everyone's respect or else. The ceremony will turn to shit, literally. They won't need formal invitations they will go in regardless.
>>949996195Bro how young are you that you don't own a suit and you need to be picked up by family? I hate jews as much as the next guy but at no wedding are the bride and groom just going to buy your clothes for you; they'll tell you the sort of style and colour they want you to wear, but it's up to you to get it. Hell, normally it's only the bride who gives a shit about her bridesmaids' dresses, as a groomsman being clothed is satisfactory.So yeah, is this some kind of orthodox arranged marriage when they're young and the last time you spoke was in middle school?
>>949997290>Everybody knows everybody>I only know two people at this wedding
I like movies
>>950000453I used to but, for some reason, I don't anymore. I think I lost the patience to sit for ~2 hours watching the same thing.
>>950001231SameThe solution is watching chunks of certain titles and tv shows episodes. Eventually you'll want to go back in and watch the rest... Or not. Either way, you gotta try it.
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unironically this is an ISIS instance. T^(l) is a matrix of short elements being multiplied onto an oracle random lattice (combination of phi and psi). This is compared to a random linear combination of G', which is independently oracle random. Which can be expressed exactly as Ax=z
they were just doing it backward. Instead you want to make commitments that are themselves binding preimages, then form random recursive sis instances
>>950000417>>950000514>>950000564What?
The most useless inventions of all time, i'll start with this piece of shit adapter. Worthless.
>>950002417Tuvix.Fuck that bitch
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>>950000233For real
>>950000233Yo bro. I don't get a why guys want to have them yet don't want to get into self improvement and attract them with high frequency alone.As a increase, their high vibration, the alternately attract the best, and most delicious milfs.
>>950001861There is no such thing as self-improvement. Everyone is good the way they are. I guess maybe the only self-improvement is finding yourself and who you really are, not what society wants out of you.
I literally can't stop gooning to my gens. This is going to be a real problem
>>950002424Make a gen of you killing yourself. Watch it over and over. Then actually KYS.
>>950002424I see no appeal in this tbh. Maybe it didn't click
>>950002424people arent equal. some people get a smartphone and double their performance. other people get a smartphone and double their timewasting on carnal impulses. you are the latter.the reason why 1% rule the 99% is because most people are in that latter group. there is 1 shepherd, and hundreds of sheep. you were never meant for anything above cattle.
What do you think of a new punishment system where asian girls aged 18-29 who get arrested have to serve mandatory "community service" by becoming sex slaves instead of prison or jail?Would this help cure yellow fever?
>>949998389Yeah kind of like a beer would cure my craving for alcohol
aliens
distinction between non-human intelligence and life/intelligence of non-terrestrial origin
Bad news!This might have been the last of epic Detective Charlottes for a long time. They are saying on r/grok a new image model was rolled out today and it is more conservative than ever! Bad news for Detective Charlotte!
Grok will not make Toothless for gumjobs Detective Charlotte anymore to showcase the truth about methamphetamine astral side and what happens in political factions worldwideGrok will not make her trans mtf anymore either
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