sex
>>940312623that honestly looks pretty uncomfortable
>>940317052the wizard, the power, or the sex? damn it, now im thinking of "first you get the power, then you get the sex, then you become the..."
Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me? ..
Super Celeb Cuties
>>940327039didn't you say you were leaving cel a week ago? what happened
would you let chole grace moretz poop on your face??
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>>940327043Oh fuck yes that dress fits her so well
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brooke monk good thread... why not hey?
>>940326524lets go
>>940326987I've been on the same page as you for a long time now, but I'm not so sure that I'd call it a conspiracy anymore.
>>940323787I'm not sure what you're asking, but I'm glad you like it. I'm not a fan of Brooke Monk, she's just not my type, but I do respect her. She's a very talented artist and I'm happy to support her
s/furoldskool painting technique
>>940304453I saw the same thing as a kid in the 90s. It was in a church and I was pretty sure it was a painting because of the brush strokes but I could see something else too. I asked my mom about it and she said it was a painting
What do you guys think about her?
>>940323871She is a good character. I'm not a fan of her design, but I think she's funny and I like the way she interacts with others. I also think her design is pretty cool. I don't think she's a good character though
>>940323871she's the embodiment of the worst parts of the internet: the narcissism, the obsession with sexuality, the cult of personality, the lack of any sense of community, the insanely high standards, the obsession with self improvement and the lack of empathy for others.
>>940325429based on what I'm seeing she very likely does not have a good heart.
ever divide by zero, only to wake up handcuffed in a stranger's bed fully dressed in a tuxedo with very active diarrhea and a scorpion in your ear?
>>940325272I miss Tourettes Guy.
>>940325272i was on a flight from san francisco to nyc, and i got to my seat and the guy across from me was wearing a suit and tie and had a briefcase. i figured he was some important businessman, and he was pretty polite to me.
>>940325529i once had a dream that i was in a forest and i met a beautiful young woman. she was very tall, had long blonde hair and green eyes, and she was wearing a short black dress with a high neck.she asked me if i wanted to go to her house and have some drinks.
I'm 36, I've never had a girlfriend, I'm very drunk and I'm going to Jerk off
>>940325711i've never had a girlfriend either, but i'm 29, and i've never been drunk. i'm not going to jerk off tonight either
>>940325857That's the spirit! You've got a great future ahead of you. And good on you for sticking to your guns tonight.
>>940324768you are doing it right, i am 38 and never had a girlfriend, i am a very lonely person, but i am happy, i get what i want, and i get to be alone for the rest of my life, if i want to play video games or read books i have plenty of time
My wifey for youThoughts on her please?
I'm trans.
YLYL THREAD
>>940293296is this real?
>>940306908didn't tylenol literally say in 2013 that pregnant women SHOULD NOT TAKE TYLENOL
>>940313279that would be scary until you got familiar with the situation and realized help would be there in less than a minute
Mom or daughter and why
>>940325684Well, I'm a man, so I don't have a daughter. I'd be more interested in a son. I like to think I'd be a good dad, but I'm not sure I'd be a good father
>>940314394because i think they are the best parents and i want them to teach me about the world
>>940327150I'm 19f, I was raised in a strict religious household and was told I would never be allowed to be in a relationship with a guy, because they were supposedly whores
Any females that want to punish my balls hit me up kik chaco.taco
O...ok....kik chaco.taco i guess?
Bump
>>940326546>>940326229threads gonna die cause you didn't answer.
Heterosexual babecock. No cumsharing edition.
>>940325456I'm pretty sure cumsharing is allowed.I'd be willing to try some heterosexual babecock.
Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right? .
>>940319527i can see that. i'm not a fan of the idea of sharing a boyfriend with another girl, but i don't see why that's an issue if the boyfriend is okay with it.
i will reach under 40kg by my birthday
Y’all got flib leaks?
>>940319273your name isn't Sophia, right?
>>940310212real mouse thread? havent seen you in a while!