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God-tier black metal
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what was that amatuer black metal youtube vid with an animated wizard shooting lightning?

Currently listening:

Looking for a sugar daddy
Kik: puplord3000
What can you offer?
Do you have snap instead?

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Hi b/ i only want to say that i am south american, and that gives me the power of say any word without consequences
Jealous b/Bitch?

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What ethnic groups you hate and why.
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I hate niggers. But they aren't really an ethnic group, here in Germany 95% of the niggers are white and most people of african origin aren't niggers
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delete this

They're the scum of the planet and deserve to die

what would I need to build a cabin?
an axe

anything else?
a shit load of wood
You'll need actual materials, anon. Like boards, studs, insulation, piping, wiring, etc.

Even if it's not to code, you'll probably want cement footings too or something to prevent it from sinking, like gravel and sand, or whatever.
Some protective layer to make the wood durable

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Can any of you medfags tell me what the fuck is wrong with my dick.
I woke up and it was like this and it hurts a bit.
Also yesterday my gf gave me a blowjob but she sucked me kinda hard.
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It's called thrush or candida. Balanitis. Google all these things and it will tell you the remedy. Antifungals etc.
Clinical psychologist here, you need to wash your penis and make your bed or you'll never slay the dragon.
Severe aids. Basically, it's gonna peel off till nothing is left. Also herpes and the clap. Looks like your gf has been blowing niggers behind your back OP.

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>"White people have no culture"

Explain this:
>Groundhog Day
>The Superbowl
>Valentine's Day
>St Patrick's Day
>Alice Day
>Mother's Day

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egyptian then christianized by eurofags. not american.
celtic holiday that literally played out the same way. not american.
pagan solstice celebration christianized. not american.
>new years day
everyone celebrates new years, just at different times (in some cases not even). not american.
For real though: Anyone who says "durr White people have no culture" is mentally retarded.
Any Christian based days are arab/middle eastern in nature. Christianity and much of Western culture came from Arabs.

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>go to take a shit
>see billie eilish
how do you react?
shit in sink while maintaining eye contact

Kik, join,
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U need to post when join, no room for slackers
Didn’t know people that work at Kik are selfish about getting their cp. Why don’t you reinstate my account then, and I’ll try to send a vid. If it works
Come and post

We're all gonna die... What's the point
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check em
Exactly. But we're here and it's possible to have a good time. Might as well have a bit of fun.
Yep getting married to some thot in the western world is pointless, drink scotch, smoke cigars, travel to the outdoors and ignore woman.

Dose anyone have Belles nudes?
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Fuck it then, never going to that shithole.
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Rape stories
I don't know if this count as rape but
>Be me
>Girlfriend calls me at 2 am
>Go to pick her up
>She's drunk as fuck
>I bring her to my house
>She's super horny
>She says she wants to fuck
>She gets upset because I want to try anal

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>be working at store in the mall
>coworker girl has crush on me, she’s 19, naïve, single mom
>we flirt pretty heavily for a couple months, then start making out when no one else is around
>we work in the backroom most of the time so we get lots of time to play around
>one morning we’re the only ones in store, have at least an hour to ourselves, so while she’s putting her lunch into breakroom fridge I follow her in and pull my cock out
>we’ve fooled around but never anything like this
>”cmon, put it in your mouth”
>she blushes, says “no! anon, they have cameras in here, they’ll see!”
>well A) no they fucking don’t, dummy, and B) suck this fucking thing
>I’m standing at her side, I’ve closed the fridge, she’s shaking her head no while I wag it in her face, “open up, just suck me for a second”

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>she pulls back, pushes at me, gets to her feet, “OK enough!”
>I let her up and she rushes out of the room, into the women’s room
>I honestly don’t know what to do, stand there for a few seconds trying to decide, but I haven’t cum so I figure: fuck it
>hitch up my pants, follow her into the ladies room, she’s bent over at the sink, washing her face
>looks up at me in the mirror and freezes
>step up behind her
>she doesn’t speak, still watching me
>put hands on her hips
>she doesn’t speak, still watching me

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What happened afterwards

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waifu tomo smug thread fuck larp niggers
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>I'm gonna head out now, don't spend all day being a smug motherfucker like that.
>Bye bitcccccchhhhhhh~
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Shouldn't Share/Saved Pics Thread
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Congratulate her on being able to keep that body after 3 kids
Which one is your sister?
If you don't put this shit back online I'm gonna cry.

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I need some new vids... Webm thread, gore or porn let's go!
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I wish I knew
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