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>Be a 26 year old virgin
>Never dated or kissed either
So how old are you virgins?
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If they don't talk to you then talk to them? Starting a conversation is easier than jerking yourself off. Do you know how many chicks actually want dudes to talk to them?
Even if you have social problems or some shit, get a hobby that gets you out in public, be it working out or riding bikes, and I'm sure you'll engage in a conversation with a female in less than a week. As far as "traumatizing childhood... being rejected, bullying, etc.," just move to a new town and start over or put all that shit behind you and better yourself.
Get into stocks, get a hobby (as said before), engage in something that could benefit society and you'll have to engage in conversations with women from time to time.
The more you talk to them, the better you get at it.
While I agree there's a ton of things to do besides sex, I still can't think how one could go so long without sex. I mean, haven't any of you even attempted it before? Even with a hooker, I'd still say that counts.

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us being in 4chan should be a sufficient awnser

Roll with me boys. Cum Eating thread
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>Implying I haven't eaten every last drop of cum that's come out of my cock for the last 4 years

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What do you think of her feet?
Also general foot thread
O/C appreciated
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Last bump for today.

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any of you been desperate enough to fuck a fat girl? what was it like?
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She looks like a married hottie big girl that my wife invites over for me to play with. Heaven on earth!
I try to make it seem better on myself. I was drunk too, just not as much and since we were close maybe if we were both sober we would've done it anyway. we have talked about it since but we're not very close now. She's a complete slut now, I don't know if i'm to blame

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>you wake up in the morning
>see this in your hand
>what do /b/?
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I would check to see if it was real or fake bills. After that, put a little at a time in savings during payday so no gets supicicous about a large sum of money being deposited. Finally, buy stuff I want, go back to school, try to leave humanity behind.

>mfw they're not fakes
>jerk off like normal
>buy a slave to do it for me
>continue life as normal
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Buy Christmas presents for my friends and family.


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How about one of these because why not?

Also, feel free to post age/occupation/gender or any of the usuals. POst hobbies or whatever too.

Just get repro/b/ates talking to each other.
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School IQ test from an Swedish company. I have it at home.
I do give a shit about IQ tests, why would I do one.
And ofcause I dont have an 200 IQ.
It just said over 187 not mesurable in 2 or 3 parts and the rest were about 120 and my verbal was under 100.
I need an other test to be accuatly telling it. But I dont give a shit
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19, student
Kinda smart, little bit artistic.
Essentially the skeleton king but my face is decent

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ITT the first time a girl saw your dick
How did they react? Did they like what they saw?
...a girl HAS seen your dick? Right, /b/?
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In tent with trailer park girls
Was a trailer park boy
"Show us your dick anon"
"Holy shit you're soooo big"

The start of an amazing life

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Disgusting uncut dicks that don’t even work right. God truly hates you.
This wasn't the first girl to see my dick, but rather a case where my dick was the first a girl had ever seen. She was this nerdy homely 18-year-old Chinese university student, and she just stared at it with her mouth open until she literally caught herself drooling.

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creep hidden spy cont
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i love this webm
Do u have more pics and vids of her!
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webm of two twin redheads making out topless?
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Dont you dare just tickle our dicks and walk away like that.

Found this
Mega is being super fucking gay right now, won’t let me update the link. Might take me a bit, worst case I’ll post in another thread later today

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S/fur Thread
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I think they would only be worn to keep the humans happy.
Because humans can't handle nudity.
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I'll worry if I want

Where are all the nudes of the teachers!?!?!?!
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How were you disciplined? Greentext some notable occasions you or someone else was punished.
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I was spanked growing up. I greentexted it before but my dad raped me once as it happened. We both acted like it never happened after.

I don't think I'll ever spank my kids though. It's barbaric.
Aside from the usual spanking when we were little, our parents never laid a hand upon us. Except once, on my sister.

>be her
>maybe 5 or 6 yo at the time, don't remember
>try to draw attention from parents, like kids usually do
>see that parents often have something called books in their hands
>grab a book
>open it
>don't know how to read, wtf is this shit

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Repost the greentext?

I agree it's not a tradition to carry on.

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Have any of you ever been in a psychiatric hospital? Do they strip search you? Are there communal showers?
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We had the same thing mostly, not that anyone bought any mail in or even visited me, which for the best part I actually liked.

I was pretty well liked, the nuthouse was solitude for me and comforting. I never really fought, just more resigned to my fate from the get go. I only had four major issues.

Once when they were less than professional to an old lady and I put the nurses well in their place.

Once when they set off the duress alarm because the hot chick was going off her rocker. I pulled a staff member asside and asked her if I could go outside because the alarms are driving me crazy and I would go off my rocker. She couldn't let me out and I started getting really mad and as calmly as I could explained that if they didn't get me away from the alarm NOW that they would have a much bigger problem on their hands than trying to subdue a petite crazy girl.

And the third time I lost my shit and started smashing myself and my room up because I lost my shit and the head nurse tried to explain to me that that kind of behavour is not accepted. I explained to him that if I was right in the head, I wouldn't be there in the first place.

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Being mentally ill and having a shite personality are two different things.
Four point restraints and forced or coerced drugging with brain damaging neuroleptics is a much more critical issue. I work as a mental health Tech in a psych ward for 8 years and saw so many lives destroyed with permanent involuntary movement disorders caused by Haldol or Prolixin and more than a handful of drug-induced deaths.

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what type of art is this? as in what would i need to look up to find more pictures like this?
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Pop Art.

Roy Lichtenstein is a good artist to start with
Pop art

just do an image search
Lichenstein i think his name was. Pop art.

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