[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Name
Options
Subject
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]

[Catalog]

File: cloud.jpg (88 KB, 1200x675)
88 KB
88 KB JPG
how can i completely rid myself of the desire to be in a relaitionship with a female? do i have to get fucked up the butt by a dude or something?
2 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>928545541
>>928545630
>>928545588
People are dying in real life.
You are in a war.
This is not a game.
There is no help from the hospitals or police.
>>
File: 1527625344379.gif (10 KB, 834x600)
10 KB
10 KB GIF
>>928545541
Just change your point of view.

If you are having problem ignoring female it's because you think women are in a relationship with a man because her love for that sucker is real, it's not. Women only bond with others to gain some sort of edge like financial gain or a feeling of protection and having someone useful around who is going to help with raising the kids. Love has absolutely nothing to do with her being present in the relationship at all and they want to keep your entire attention focused on her so she doesn't lose that edge.

tldr; women thinks we're tool. Don't be a tool. Just fap on girls who cam whore like on chaturbate or something.
>>
File: 1726836577885315.png (86 KB, 1152x773)
86 KB
86 KB PNG
never be gay

File: HEWWO.jpg (703 KB, 1080x1440)
703 KB
703 KB JPG
how long did it take for you to become a fan of logfag?
5 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>928537858
What the fuck is a logfag?
>>
whats a logfag feeling the fomo right now
>>
>>928541633
>>928543927
Lurk more

File: 8740.jpg (96 KB, 638x895)
96 KB
96 KB JPG
You walk in on 1980s Ron Jeremy, fucking your mom. What are u doing next?
5 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: byron.jpg (97 KB, 500x709)
97 KB
97 KB JPG
>>928542755
If I had to choose a porn actor from his era? It would be Tom Byron.
>>
>>928542755
Offer to cleanup when he's done
>>
That white boi has an okay cock

Culture thread!
>Get the fuck in here you ignorant cunts!
The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe
40 replies and 40 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
>>
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
>>
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

File: 6346785.jpg (311 KB, 1007x1844)
311 KB
311 KB JPG
Saved and want more
55 replies and 43 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>928544893
hot!
>>
File: 25.jpg (783 KB, 1683x2208)
783 KB
783 KB JPG
>>928545189
Have another
>>
>>928520956
If you have some pics you shouldn't have of IRL girls, I got some suggestions how we could use them. HMU.

054302f2997accd7355a
168b7f3e086c39797
9919cecb04dcda3c1a85b8f5b7337

File: jollystare.jpg (123 KB, 704x400)
123 KB
123 KB JPG
We wuz jolly and sheit.
4 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>928545024
>whatever

... let's have a jolly dance & sheit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn83cCEpZV0
>>
>>928545245
So you posted a bunch of faggots to prove your not a gay faggot nigger hater?
>>
>>928545384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B2eGXPZZow

File: P0.jpg (149 KB, 1280x1280)
149 KB
149 KB JPG
239 replies and 149 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: IMG_5739.jpg (213 KB, 828x1059)
213 KB
213 KB JPG
>>928545155
>>928544728
>>
>>928545155
>>928545226
fuck she's so slender for having tits like that!
>>
>>928513200
If you have some pics you shouldn't have of IRL girls, I got some suggestions how we could use them. HMU.

054302f2997accd7355a
168b7f3e086c39797
9919cecb04dcda3c1a85b8f5b7337

File: redflobster.jpg (45 KB, 751x500)
45 KB
45 KB JPG
I picked up a DoorDash from Red Lobster tonight around 7:00 pm, and there was only one table being served. Just one person, on FaceTime or whatever, eating LobSlop™ while about eight waitresses stood around swiping on their phones. Somehow, it still took the kitchen seven minutes to finish the to-go order. As I sat at the empty bar, I observed what I can only describe as a restaurant that had endured a couple bad rounds of chemotherapy. The lighting was dim, the atmosphere was dank, and the only sounds were the motor of the barely functioning lobster aquarium and some indistinct foreign language conversation from the one occupied table.

It felt like a place that had once been alive with energy, but now had become a hollow shell of its former self, barely clinging to relevancy in the new age of zoomer tiktok crumblecookie slop. The once vibrant decor now looked faded and tired, as if the restaurant itself had given up, awaiting a future that seemed uncertain at best. A total liminal space moment. There was a strange, almost dystopian quality to it... like a snapshot of a world where time had slowed down, and the future no longer mattered. It was as though the staff had become mere automatons, going through the motions without any real purpose or passion. In that moment, I couldn’t help but feel that this was not just a dying restaurant, but a symbol of something much darker, a reflection of a world losing its warmth and spirit, crumbling slowly under the weight of its own apathy. An imperfect representation of our faltering late-stage capitalistic society.
2 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>928544363
Worth it. Even if the place is haunted and a ghost is sitting right beside you. That's a enough pay to wait for the order.
>>
File: 1709329533106621.png (16 KB, 645x770)
16 KB
16 KB PNG
>>928543886
Cool fictional story polcel.
>>
>>928543886
>Somehow, it still took the kitchen seven minutes to finish the to-go order.
It's called cook time you fucking faggot. The kitchen isn't some kind of magical place.

One of my diaper pics got leaked. Now most of my friends know I'm a diaper freak. Ask me anything.
>>
>>928545491
I hope this teaches you shame, but I kinda doubt it.
>>
>>928545662
It made me feel ashamed sir, and I'm eager for more.
>>
>>928545683
You're mistaking sexual humiliation for shame.
They're not the same.

Gold chains are a symbol of success. Even the base negro can understand this. Why do you not have a gold chain?
28 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>928545090
Pic didn't load
>>
>>928545090
>If I am to buy metal I can wear it will be a sword
based
>>
>>928541459
When exactly anyone needs to dive 1000 meter? I am pretty sure you can't even go anywhere this deep without getting crushed

File: sad.gif (14 KB, 220x218)
14 KB
14 KB GIF
b-but /b/... I thought you were my frens... why u so mean?
10 replies and 10 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: pepe-76953434sword.jpg (218 KB, 2034x2048)
218 KB
218 KB JPG
my momy wouldnt do such a thing, shes a saint!
>>
File: download (91).jpg (8 KB, 225x225)
8 KB
8 KB JPG
oh, then it must have been your dad. sorry, I am bad with genders.
>>
File: 3813504444.jpg (59 KB, 1200x675)
59 KB
59 KB JPG

> on vacation in jamaica with family
> taking my turn entertaining my cousins kid
> she's cute as a button
> were in the ocean when I get an idea
> start having her "fly" into my nephew and his friend
> refer to them as the south and north towers and the pentagon
> she's loving it "again! again uncle anon!"
> say shit like "we almost have enough to justify an invasion!" "That's a million dead Iraqis!"
> doesn't even cross my mind how bad this looks until afterwards


Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
2 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>928542511
>> she's cute as a button

How old?
>>
That's pretty funny. Thanks for the chuckle, anon.
>>
File: download (15).jpg (4 KB, 225x225)
4 KB
4 KB JPG
>>928542511
y u ghey, op?

File: kill christcucks.jpg (7 KB, 183x275)
7 KB
7 KB JPG
When christcucks die it's just poetic justice
>>
2pack was a christcuck?
>>
>>928544452
>>928545378
only people on the internet typing this bullshit are college cucked jewish slaves.
>>
>>928544452
imagine worshiping and quoting a nigger

File: IMG_3803.jpg (100 KB, 1280x720)
100 KB
100 KB JPG
What was the craziest incest thing u done vs u see on internet
>as a footbro, bonus for real feet experience

Me : foot guy so cum handfree while licking my sister feet vs guy record himself cum on mom and grandma sleeping feet
183 replies and 33 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>928545111
No she doesn't and I know her password to both of her phones

It's more to that is a whole story
>>
>>928545131
Got time for the story?
And if you don’t mind, can I see the pics? It’s fine if not.
>>
>>928545209
I have a little time

File: 42166688542.jpg (54 KB, 976x850)
54 KB
54 KB JPG
My vommit is all bloody is that normal? My Mom ignored my text
15 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>928543536
Probably not. Whether it’s some type of poisoning, or any of the other things listed in here. Time is everything.
Why would you risk it? You seriously might fall asleep and not wake up. You want your mom to find you like that? To have to clean all ^that shit up?
Just to go the hospital bro. Maybe they’ll give you some fun drugs.
>>
>>928541940
doctor NOW
if youre American, well, that sucks
>>
>>928544894
They have to treat him. It’s really not as bad as faggots like to claim. Poor people get free healthcare, it’s called Medicaid and it’s actually better than some of the “free” Euro healthcare. Everything, including medication is free.. Just tell them you’re homeless, you don’t have an ID or an SS card.
OP I hope you don’t die.


[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.