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Tell your parents you love them you ungrateful little shit.
jokes on you, my parents are dead

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Alright /b/, teach me calculus. I have an exam in a half hour.
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Carry it where? It's heavy.
So I showed up to my exam an apparently it was moved to Wednesday. Not sure if happy or sad.
Derivatives create tangent lines at specific points in a curve or function f(x).
Integrals are the inverse and let you calculate areas above and below a curve or function f(x).
The only difficult thing is memorizing the rules, there are alot of them.

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> be me
> fiance has low libido
> last time we fucked was a week ago
> sometimes it's two weeks
> sometimes almost three
> sick of getting pity sex
> sick of not feeling wanted
> sick of being turned down
> excuses
> gaslighting

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Run the fuck away. I just got out of a shitty relationship with a girl who had zero libido. We'd fuck once a month and I would have to beat off every day just to stay sane. She was a total starfish and every time we fucked it felt like a rape. I'm so glad to be done with her.
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>worried about getting your 6k back from the ring
Nigga, I got some bad news for you...

True story she is in to swinging and all that stuff but we (mostly me) are not ready to go all in that swing life. But it's not like I'm fucking diffident girls every day maybe once or twice a month

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Do you get turned on by girls farting?
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Kinda, yeah. Same with puking.
Probably because girls want to smell nice, and the aerosolized contents of their rectum don't smell nice.

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first 5 people adding me or leaving comment spam will get 1 free game worth $5!


love <3
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Dropping the wishlist

crap tattoo
great ass and face
adds up to a 8/10
probbaly not the most interesting conversation as long as you dont make her talk about all her "adventures" for hours because that seems to be all shes out here for
What the fuck are you talking about.

Has anyone ever tried DMT? I really want to. Also random drug stories thread

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>be me
>been destroying dick my entire life to porn
>got bored of it
>started experimenting with all kinds of lewd shit
>a year ago started watching sissy hypnosis
>notice that for the past year while watching porn I always imagined myself as the girl
>tfw I want to be a girl
>tfw I hate fags

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Tbh while watching some girl deepthroat a cock, I always wondered what do they think when they have a throbbing slab of meat moving in there mouth tube
>stop watching porn

I've been on imageboards for almost 10 years now and I fapped to probably every degenerate shit you can imagine, I've seen it all.

I quit porn and deleted all my chan folders, and been fapping once-twice a week strictly to my imagination.

Now I got my morning wood back, I actually was able to talk to people like a normal human being and got a girlfriend, I cum buckets and even when fapping cumming is enjoyable as if I'm 13 years old again, all this degenerate shit disgusts me now etc. etc. etc. all kinds of benefits.

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Same situation. Luckily I've found myself a ftm girl/boyfriend who hasn't started hormones and doesn't plan on surgery, meaning I get the best of both worlds.

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About to take my final. Please pray for me.
Good luck man
Good Luck and wish me luck too mines in an hour.
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Well if you fail you can always fall back on pic related

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Can anyone send photos of me without giving You any information about me ?
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Haven't chuckled this much in a while, thanks anon.

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>Hey son, it's been a while since we had a proper chat. How's life treating ya? Anything bothering you? Anything interesting going on?
Conversation with your dad thread
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Wow, deep
Cool, I hope you got off drugs and all that vodka. Mom always loved you but couldn't keep things together. She's in prison because she got drunk and hit a DA. James and Billy are dead. Lester became a cool guy but his daughters have issues.

Cool to see you here. We shouldn't have a drink but I'll tip my fedora I guess that your sober enough to type today. Peace, old man.
Thats a real mixed bag of news, not sure how i feel about it all. Tell your mother I still love her, after all this time. Be sure to help Lester's daughters, they need a role model if theyre going to resolve their issues.
Not many cyber drugs fortunately. Wont be getting high while im ethereal.

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No fake tits or asses allowed
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juicy tits
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She is shooped

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Shouldn't share
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sure I have lots of her
(kik: Fed_Anon)
Do you think that fupa would flap over your head, while you eat out her blue cheese mayo?
vimeo /261499952

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Celeb Thread - Somebody's Gotta Do It Edition
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Reverse image search
New when?

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> >Elementary school
>at the start of the 21st century (inb4 newfag)
>our school had also a tard class, with older 15-19 yo. tards
>the tards have built an epic snow fortress where they hang out during recess
>we tried to figure out how these sub-humans could have constructed something so great
>the 5th graders can't deal with this fact
>we form a resistance movement against the tyrannical tards
>La resistance lives on motherfuckers!
>we named ourselves "The Devils of Hell"
>the devils first secret meeting is held in the schools forest near a huge pine tree and the nettle rock (during summer there grows a fucking lot of them)

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>we attack equipped with sticks and rocky snowballs under the element of surprise
>the tards don't understand the situation at first (DUH! :DD)
>but when they do, all hell breaks loose!
>these six foot (aspect of the 130cm 1st grader) drooling hulk tards come out of the fortress to screaming and batshit insane and attack
>at this part our forces break up under the tards overpowerment and we have to retreat back to the forest
>luckily, these teenage mutant ninja tards motoric skills are so underdeveloped that we can outrun them
>we all make it to safety and we've managed to make a hole on the fortress wall. that can be counted as a victory!
>the word about The Devils of Hells achievements and bravery spread like wildfire

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>>the devils of hell
sounds like a good movie, being dubbed by the kid from the goldbergs

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/b/ how do you cope with gossiping cunts in your town/city? I live in a city and live on the outskirts, and keep myself to myself - but people still talk about me in the city. Some are people I've never even met. I ignore it, but it eats away at me. Why can't people just leave me alone?
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Are you belle?
No, why would say that? What do you think about Belle anyway?

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