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Show me them growers.
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https:// twitch tv /towelliee

Kill yourself
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Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

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Another one of these threads.

Whatever, my first kiss was at 19 and I've slept with 40 ish people in two years following.

Who cares about high school?
When I was 15, I was jacking off to the thought of some of my friends fucking me or letting me suck them off.
I’m so fucking happy I didn’t peak in high school like OP

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How the fuck are you supposed to compliment a girl
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Stop dating anime girls and you will notice the difference.
>hah! I'll just say he loves animu and i'll just ingore reality!
>fucking turf that board, another win on /b/!

I kinda feel sad for you, but it's your life mate.
I know what I'll come home to later when i'm off work.

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Dump your out of context pics thread.
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OP here, this has to be the best pic I've seen thus far. Kudos, anon. Kudos.

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Hi guys, I have a question
can someone hang with a hose ?

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KIk sluts

>pic related, shes a stripper
>kik is wavebaby380
>only 19
>has a thing for virgins
If this thread isnt dead in 20 minutes ill send wins, lmk if you want any other info on her

Could not care less.

Loves anal and has a pregnancy fetish. Here's a tip- take it slow at first then go full speed. She might pretend like shes not into it at first but she'll give in eventually.

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i just slept 1.5 hours in a public toilet to avoid people and my work mates. whats up with you guys
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i foresee a gloriously happy life for you ahead anon
>you poop
>wherever you are
>that's why you make a dime
>while we laugh all the way to the bank
fucking plebs, when will they learn
Kek, I've done this. There is a padded table in my workplace bathroom that's out of the way and no one uses. Came in hung over punched in and passed out for 3 hours, felt great.

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Be me
>Married, 45 year old man
>Having sex with daughter
>Wife walks in and catches me
>Calls me a sick piece of shit and wants a divorce now.

mfw im not sure what shocked her more. The fact im fucking our daughter or that the abortion clinic let me have the fetus.
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>abortion clinic let me have the fetus

noice, moar
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Pic related
>Its the fetus

fake and gay looks like a chicken to me

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who wants to come to my house for a drink?
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>who wants to come to my house for a drink?

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Would a black guy want to fuck her? Do you think any have already?
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would you fuck this?
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>hole now
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would you fuck this?
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>would you fuck this?

do you kno de wae
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Fuck those two memes, the tide pode one was shit from the start and the Ugandan knuckles was ruined by normies
Ugandan knuckles was made by normies for normies
you're both fucking normie cunts

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im fucking sick of yall !!!!
i make 2 posts very friendly and u guys say im a faggot 2 times!!!!
I am much but i am not a fagggot!!!! so shut the fuck uppp! what is this site anyway, a site for mean men? is that what meme stands for????? y'all gonna get some karma because you're the faggots not me so shut the fuck up
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gtfo pedoposter
Nice bait fag

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