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What does it feel like to get fucked as a guy? I'm not physically attracted to men, but I have a really big fantasy of getting fucked and cummed inside.
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It's an intense experience. It starts with the penetration, slow at first, as you feel every millimetre of his hot, lubed up cock slide in your arse; it gets to the bell end, and the ridge, and eventually his bulging shaft. He picks up speed, fucking you faster and faster, as your cock and balls swing freely in the air, and as you look into his eyes you see passion, determination, like he is going to fuck your brain out of your ears. All the time, he picks up speed, and you feel his stiff cock moving faster and faster, as your ring grows to accommodate his girth, until eventually he slows his rhythm slightly. He goes a little deeper, slower, a little more romantic all the time, until you suddenly realise from the look on his face that ha can't hold any longer, and you lean into a kiss. It's at that point that he fills you with a warm glow, and you hold this position for a little while. As he pulls out, a mixture of lube and cum drips down between your thighs, and you lay back, deeply satisfied.

Feels a little bit like that.
And this is why fags get more than 60% of new cases of hiv while being less than 5% of the population
I think I just fell in love with you.

i'll have to leave my gf.. she's not on the pill and never lets me cum in her..

i want to be with yooou

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no rule 34 thread?
>rule 34 thread
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There's just something about goat hookers.

BElf master race though.
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Great thread!
new thread?
got more to post

Hey b,

what is the best way to kill oneself without destroying the organs? I want to be usefull one last time and donate them. So no drugs and toxic shit, because they can't/won't use the organs anymore. Also no high jumps or "meetings" with a train or car or something similar. It could destroy the organs. Maybe something to get me brain dead, but guns are hard to get here in germany. Any painless ideas?
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Yeah, hope that works out for you, buddy.
'Cause if it doesn't, that painful death you didn't want? Well...

Btw you should try to an hero like a hero. Like go rescue a baby from a burning building. If you survive, at least you saved someone, if not, your family won't know you suicided and you still get insurance.
dont cut your throat. it's not a guaranteed way to die, and it's tough to cut through enough muscles and shit to really open those thick arteries. Also, it's probably painful. You should browse some suicide websites, for better instructions.
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Only do it if you're completely sure you have no other option. Just remember it's not just you it'd everyone in your life. Considering you're even thinking of this, I assume there is no one in your life. Like I said, don't do it unless you are sure. Don't be stupid. Hope this helps but more importantly I hope you find a better alternative to suicide. God speed

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I have browsed the internet for many a millennium, seeking an image I can, without doubt, declare the most fucked up picture on the internet. Please help me end my valiant quest.
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Pretty much this, yeah.

Holy shit. A fucking glitch.

captcha: ngurs
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pic is fake and gay

avocado would've browned horribly by the time they got to hospital

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Fuck all of you. You're all just a bunch of faggot ass posers. I don't care about your shitty memes and irc chat on Linux and gad damn irony. Do you even like vagina or just wish to relate to anon? I would slap every one of you if I knew where you lived...

Yeah yeah don't feed the troll and all that bs... You guys are so fuckin funny. Also, yeah I'm mad
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Do you even like dick? Or are you just trying to be a n edgy homo?
it looks like your feet wants to blow out your fucking shoe, better by a size bigger you amerifatfag
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Nice shoes I see beeing a virgin is tough on you

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Ctrl + F, no salami thread. You disappoint me /b/
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I wanted to know what it would be like to have a stranger jack me off so I covered the palm of my hand with a coat of super glue. I thought it was dry but I guess underneath it wasn't because it cracked while I was masturbating and my hand got stuck on my dick.

How do I get my hand off my dick without hurting it? I have work in the morning and I'm scared to go to sleep like this. I'm not going to the hospital either, it's too embarrassing. I can't get it off in the shower and I don't know what else to do.

Has anyone ever been in this situation before??
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You're gonna have to go to the hospital, man. You're talking about your manhood. Can't risk fucking that up with home remedies.

You could always blame it on someone else. Say your crazy girlfriend glued your hand to your dick because you'd rather masturbate than fuck her fat ass.
This can't possibly be real
But just go to the hospital
They've seen everything
They won't judge you, you all important faggot
cut it off op

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Help /b/!! I need a new Wallpaper. Most favourit something like this.
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i'm currently trolling some friends with a fake girl profile. But i need more pics. anybody got more pcs od girls who look like her?
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OP is clearly a faggot move along
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bread roll

Porn webm thread.
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oh my sides!!!!!!
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it's all I could see....

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Gore thread, images welcome, gifs preferred

>mfw no face
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Creeper thread?
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haha oops. I thought I deleted the "also I"!
also I think OP (you?) is related to one of the girls and that shit gets me off hard, which is what drew me in initially
Cute models. Moar?

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Trap/Sissy thread
why, faggot, there are three of them on the front page right now
You op?

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>ITT change 1 letter of a movie and describe it

Goy Story
a wacky group of jews try to convince the world that the holocaust actually happened
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Star Wars Ep IV: A New Pope

Young Luke Skywalker meets an elderly chap by the name Obi-Wan Kenobi. Little does he know that Old Obi is also the only living heir to the throne. Can he forge new alliances and mak sure this geriatic puffball is put in charge?

A crazy woman chops her husband's penis with her teeth & eats it without even cooking it beforehand.

The fried brain of senile Liam Neeson who now accepts the shittiest, most improbable roles & almost puts himself in a worst position than Nicholas Cage.

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