Spill after spill after spill. cuck me and kill me edition :333
>>940678913they are... perfect anon.
>>940679364Fug...yes they are.
>>940679437are you ready to get spillie anon-
>>940679638prompt?
>>940679314>>940679362>>940679385I bet she is great at her job
What's the sluttiest things your gf/wife has ever done?>femanons welcome
Bachelorette party of a bff got a lil bit too wild. At first it was just the strippers doing their thing.Ended with cum down my throat and up my pussy.
>>940675268i wouldve killed her right there
>>940679720Gay
Currently sleeping with my mom's best friend, I almost want to make the relationship official
>>940679622For fuck's sake, another delusional idiot spewing bullshit on /b/. You think you're the first cunt to come up with this "I'm banging my mom's best friend" crap? Give me a break, you unoriginal piece of shit. This is about as fresh as a stale turd in a Port-a-Potty.Your "story" is so obviously fabricated, it's like you copied and pasted it from a bad Pornhub comment section. "Almost want to make the relationship official"? Are you kidding me? You're not even trying to hide the fact that this is a desperate cry for attention. Newsflash, dipshit: nobody believes you. You're just a pathetic loser trying to get a rise out of people.And let's get real, you're probably some virginal, acne-ridden fuckboy who's never even gotten a handjob from a real person, let alone your mom's best friend. I mean, come on, if you were actually getting laid, you wouldn't be wasting your time posting this drivel on /b/. You'd be too busy sucking dick or getting blown to care about what a bunch of anonymous internet strangers think.You know what? I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed. Disappointed that you're wasting oxygen with this weak-sauce LARPing. You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself why you're so desperate for validation. Maybe take a step back and reevaluate your life choices, because if this is the best you've got, you're in for a world of hurt.So, here's a suggestion: why don't you take your mediocre fantasy and shove it up your ass? And while you're at it, go seek some professional help for that pathetic excuse for a brain you've got. Maybe they can help you work through whatever daddy issues or sexual frustration that's driving you to post this sort of garbage. Either way, just fuck off and stop wasting our time.
>>940675051I fart as I walk down the aisle of a train when it's my stop
s/furWanted: Faster Thread
I feel like a rabid animal for wanting this man so badly. He's a man of god, he probably keeps his dick locked up in a cage or something BUT MY GOD I need to fucking breed him- or the other way around. IDGAF IF HE'S TOO OLD FOR ME I'LL MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE'S 18. He's greying? that's fine, he can paint my hair white with his cum so we could match. He's tired? I can top. He's into weird shit? well I'm a certified FREAK.ONE NIGHT. Just give me one night and I'd fuck that man until dawn- until his bed is snapped and his balls are vacant of any sperm. We'd hit every position, no breaks, raw dogging it, no lubes. And even then. I don't think I'd be satisfied.sjfjijijoehud what is wrong with me. Out of all the guys that I could be horny for, it just had to be a christian preacher. I need to see a therapy for this.
>>940679641stop bpd posting new threads. I don't give a shit if you're in a manic phase, use one of the other fucking threads you have live right now
>>940679641lets see the goods, thenI need to know what he' missing out on...
>>940679680 mb bro I just got here </3
I'm not a westoid, why don't you get a camera and start filming porn with girls to have sex? Why can't incels do that?
>>940674934>westoidsecond time today in less than 5 minutes I hear that term... Is this a new isreal tactic to start fueling the hate towards China? Are you kikes that afraid of Winnie the Pooh?
>>940675007They are not chosen
>>940675007kek
>>940679569I just licked my screen
saves and requests
>>940679557Trib please
>>940679583Not my trib, just a save
Post beautiful COCKS that make you question your “straightness”
bump
>>940678438
No rolling. Choose one
Bonus for recognizing a married whore
>>940676618Kelly?
Back in 2010 when she lived in Marion
Clothed->UnclothedAnyone want to see this little whore?
>>940679085
My mom's friend
its not parabola
>>940664992Yeah you just described their style good job retard. Now let's see what your music sounds like
Eulogy
Prison Sex
Beginner friendly cum roulette
roll
rolling
>>940679439It was a perfect storm of events that hasn't played out again since. But it was fun reliving it while typing up. I remember the cum all leaking out with the pulses of the second O, but was later surprised by more after taking a shit that night. Popped a chubby just wiping my wet cumhole.
