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Do I go to college get a degree and have a shot ton of loans that will get paid off by my great grandson or go to community college and become a firefighter?
Burn the college down and do both
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invest into dick extensions and become porn super star

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Here's a fun time waster that you totally haven't seen a shit ton of times.
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paraguay was and argentine province until 1842, so you are the practically paraguayan

>Hates Uruguay
>Likes Argentina

Please explain.

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Be honest: where were you when the towers collapsed on the 11th of September, 2001?
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Balls deep in a Chinese hooker at a jack shack I remember it like it was yesterday
2nd tier, South wing, Dorm 2, watching it on TV with the rest of the inmates on the rock. Mixed responses all around.
I'd have most likely been at school in the UK.

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new celeb thread old one hit image limit
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c'mon, nigga
takes like 30 seconds to brighten
real? katy barefoot in nylons? holy fuck i'm about to rip my dick off.
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what do i say to this?

definitely a real profile
i just got tinder never felt i needed it

its a friday night here in the city
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Well, if you want to smash then smash. The fuck you think, tard.
Janitors are uncompensated volunteers

i just need a good response, then i'll post her response

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legacy agora
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It never 404s.
it has a few times i tried making a thread today
I saw it on page 10 and decided to save it
I am a generous god

You'd think a faggot like you could spell faggot.

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Name my band /b
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Rape Against the Man-chine
The Rape Train

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Unsauceables thread

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No sexy manmade bagina thread?
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With proper hygiene they smell just fine, bigot.
wait wait wait a second. I'm still trying to figure out what these are. Sex reassignment surgery, male to female?

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What's the longest you've ever gone without showering /b?
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What are you talking about faggot. I actually go months at a time. Usually I brush when I snag a date. Stfu
Are you pretending to be me you faggot?
No Im this person

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twinks not traps

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Set yourself goals.
Like being able to do 50 pressups in two minutes 50 situps in two minutes, eight pull-ups (overarm) in one set, running a mile and a half in 10 minutes.

Those are the goals I aimed for, I was a pretty fat bastard around a year ago.

To quote shia le'arm flex. "Just do it."
Well, you got the body and the look of cuteness. You don't need to be tall to be cute, just effort in making yourself cute. Visually, I mean.
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you sound smaller than me, be me 5' 6" 130lbs sometimes a Tgirl and gets lots of big muscle guys wanting to meet but they scare me!

loli bread

im gona start with 3d/sfm because wtfn
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you do have a point but im a swedish native... do you think i have the same privileges they have? im scared for having this in my browsing history

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has anyone had anal or done anal related stuff?

asshole stories?
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The pussy is designed to make the dick cum. The asshole isn't. Pussy hugs your dick at every depth, the asshole adjusts and make it feel like you're fucking a hallway
my first time with my actual GF were Anal lol, she was 14 and I was 16 in that time, it was a bit weird cause we were too young
You have my attention.

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Hey /b/

What would happen if you tried to shoot a gun in space? Lets see if you idiots know.
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I'm not talking about the gun heating up from firing.

I'm saying the gun isn't going to be cold if it is in sunlight. The side facing the sun will be scorching hot and the back side will be cold.


Skylab was one of the first space stations and a heat shield came off during launch. The temperature inside the lab was too high for humans to go inside until they could get a heat shield on it. It wasn't frozen floating out there in space, it was scorching hot.
>You realise that the gun is a metaphor for your penis, and your dreams of firing it are just fantasies about losing your virginity?

No flags, but I smell maple syrup.
Space is cold because no atmospheric mass - no convection/conduction.

Space is "hot" because of brutal unattenuated solar radiation

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Secrets thread
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Went to a massage parlour for the first time yesterday, ended up going twice

She jerked me off and allowed me to finger her, was super wet .. kissed me on the neck and then let me cum in her mouth

Only charged me for the massage

2nd time I went about 2 hrs later and while jerking me I asked if I could fuck her

She said she can't or she get in trouble but was biting her lip

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