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Should we ban crime stats so nobody can find out that niggers are committing all the crime?
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>>943661163
>I prefer to talk about reality
You can’t even stop pretending to be white, you have nothing of substance to talk about AT. ALL. Why do you even think you deserve serious attention from a white man? Fucking greedy shitskins. You are not owed access to white people you fucking faggot.
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>>943661237
Idiot.
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>>943661332
Shitskin

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What doth life?
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>>943658667
Do I smell an /SS/ thread, or something else?
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>>943658795
It's a woman nursing. Which you can sexualize if you like, but oh boy were you way off.
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>>943658667
BLACKIN YO GURL

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Wife/Gf/Ex Continued
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New?
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New thread >>943661036


New thread >>943661036
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>>943657316
Underrated

What really happened to Adolf Hitler in 1945?
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>>943659113
You mean her skull was determined to be female, not male.
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>>943658059
>What really happened to Adolf Hitler in 1945?
They told you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP68ENlhCAk

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>>943655019
iirc, Freud's point was not that Oedipus Rex is about wanting to fuck your mom, but that the playwright Aeschylus was able to think of the premise because it's a fundamental fear of human psychology - like being eaten by monsters
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>>943660327
While she ovulating too.
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>>943659640
>hannah waddingham is single
what it would it take ads

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Lets see those UK girls
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>>943659767
Dyed pink for a bit. Blonde hair is a wig tho.
G2G now. Hope you enjoyed.
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>>943660097
i surely did! good night!
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Tizzy bell

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European pussy and bbc
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>>943660858
Not a good lie ivan.
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>>943661021
Is it funny or sad that I literally cannot differentiate a kike and a jeet online anymore? Both just inferior species that speak like animals with no human soul.
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>>943661188
How frustrating is it to make failed agitation threads all day?

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>Be me
>31 years old virgin
>No friends, shit nerdy hobbies, depressed as fuck
>Decide to do something about it
>Go to meetup website to look for groups
>Anime group
>Go to meetup
>Generally friendly people, really socially awkward for a lot of people
>There's a couple of girls there
>Go to lunch as a group, sit across from one of the girls

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Break into his car and leave a pair of sexy girl's panties between the passenger seat and passenger door so the next time he picks her up she will see them but he has no clue they are there.
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>jerk off to the first girl that's polite to you in a meet up
cuck
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>>943656070
just be their friend and ask if they have any single friends for you YA DUMMY

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why do hindu gods play with poopooo? is it part of their tantric practice?
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Y'know, if the gods of Hinduism were hot, maybe I'd be a Hindu after all
Probably too white still though
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>>943659505

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Non-Faggot Edition

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>>943662663
What can I do, when you're such a tease~ (¬///¬)
*Squeeze your waist*
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>>943662697
*gently place my paw on your lips*
So naughty~ <3
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>>943662763
*Kiss your beans* <3
Why ya say so~?

I can't understand how people who live in the best possible living conditions in the world would want to live under governments like Cuba or Venezuela.
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Because American "capitalism" is a joke that exploits its citizens to provide endless welfare to billionaires.
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>>943660560
Deep Thoughts from a Shallow Mind©
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>>943660560
>best possible living conditions in the world
just dont measure it. Most of USA DSA is trying to catch up to be the best living conditions. Universal healthcare and basic living wages are their most popular beliefs, their kookiest shit is open boarders but thats just the weed talking.

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Sexual Stories thread

Share your best and most perverted stories. Everything welcome. Good times, bad times, first times, degenerate, cuckold, prostitution, etc.

Or even just a memorable sexual encounter.
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>>943660776
Honestly bro, an ex is an ex, and I've never before l denied sex to a woman that wants it. He doesn't have to know. Fuck her brains out.

Does her name start with P btw?
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first time gf and i had sex i got sloppy seconds. We’d been talking for a while and she got out of a relationship with her boyfriend. We went on a couple dates and agreed to hang out again and it was obvious we’d be fucking.

Last minute emergency made me have to cancel. She’s horny af and her other on and off Ex that had slid into her dm’s when he found out she was single ended up rizzing his way over when i cancelled.

They fuck. A lot apparently.

We’re both texting on and off through the night. I’m apologetic that im stuck working. She’s reassuring that it’s ok. Says she’s watching tv wishing i was there. Meanwhile her hung ex is plowing her into the headboard.

My buddy pulls through to cover me and since our texts are sexual and she’s talking about the things she can’t wait for us to do together next time we hang out and what we’d be doing if I didn’t reschedule, i decide im gonna head over and hit it.


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So the story is actually of my girlfriend as of now, and this is on our first date prior to this date we had known each other for over four or five years and ever since the first time we met when we both had partners we were immensely attracted to one another. In fact when our partners found a reason right in front of us before we felt this, our partners, her boyfriend at the time and my girlfriend at the time we’re talking to one another and one or the other ass, the other one to join them outside for a cigarette, which left me and Z together alone. I don’t remember now how it got on the subject, but all I remember now was talking about how much fun role-playing a BDSM fantasy is so hot. She was in a tight emo short skirt and before we knew it they had returned, but that left a permanent mark on me. It’s funny I was in a committed relationship and never considered doing anything if anyone else at that point in time. We saw each other view in far between and the next four years, but it always left me with blue balls and the primal desire to do was explore this.
>cont

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zoomers who specifically need it in their butt. gentle, rough, passionate, slow or hard. doesn't matter.

bonus points for girls who'd go well together in an anal 3some.
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>>943660862
I agree
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>>943660937
Damn
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>>943660694

I wish I was a paki.
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>>943658129
you are making fun of me
and I'm serious
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>>943658173
>and I'm serious

Thats why it's so fun.

But don't let me stop you. Carry on being a cosmic paki.
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>>943657299

Step 1. Stop showering.

Is there any hope for my 5 inch penis?

Substantial amount of women I was either friends with or in the "talking stage" with openly or subtly hinted that they don't like small dicks. Plus, my friend has a big dick (7 inches) and every single girl he fucked talked about how his dick is really nice. He also tells me stories about how girls always compliment and cum on his dick and he never eats pussy.

In addition, my whole life, my mother openly made fun of small dicks. She hinted multiple times that my dick size is due to my dad, because she said my dad has a micropenis. One time she said to me seemingly out of context that size doesnt matter porn isnt real, which is an odd thing to say to their son out of context. She never saw me naked, but I walk around my house in underewear and I have a small bulge I guess.

Exacerbated by my larger statute (so girls tend to think im packing), these points have completely shattered my confidence in the bedroom and I remained a virgin until 22 years old, where I finally got the courage to have sex with a girl who said she loved me.

She begged to suck my dick. I pulled down. She looked at it for like 2 seconds with a pokerface but continued sucking. I suspected she was disappointed, I couldn't even enjoy my first blowjob.


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>>943654271
>dick size tends to get smaller the older you get
have a look at https://www.ladbible.com/news/health/average-manhood-length-smaller-doctor-confirms-982586-20251211
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your best bet is to find a woman in a part of the world who will appreciate you and what you have to offer
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>>943654271
Seriously, most of the girls (especially the sensible ones) don't care at all. 5 inches isn't that bad. It's below average, but not that much. It's not a micropenis.

You really shouldn't be bothered by your 5 inch penis, at all. You should be MUCH more bothered by the fact that you spend your time on 4chan - that's the problematic thing (and all the stuff that possibly is correlated with that). Not your penis. Your penis is fine, you're probably just brainwashed by porn.

And to be honest, the size of one's penis doesn't really correlate with good sex. You have mouth, you have hands, you have your penis, you can be using some toys with your girl - there are so many possibilities. Sex is not a sports act, and most of the guys (also the huge-penised ones) are really shitty at sex, because they get some really weird ideas from porn and don't try to listen to/observe their partners.

You're fine (penis-wise). If it's that much of a problem, you can go to a psychotherapist. But your penis isn't your problem at all, your actual problem is what your brain thinks about your penis.


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