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[Maintenance Announcement]

A reminder that the breeding of rats for the express purpose of cock fighting carries a penalty of 500 Rubits on first offense and Gulag on the second.

You may apply for a livestock permit in order to breed rats for general consumption.

We would also like to take this time to inform you once again that there is no "sky", "ground floor", "outside", or "sun". Any talk of these harmful concepts will be met with severe punishment or mandatory janitorial service.

Bloc to prosper,
Maintenance
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>>918575665
You shouldn't get attached to him or being alive...
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>>918575665
Attention Citizen, your family has been selected for a random mental health screening. Please remain where you are.

Regards,
Sec Officer 2345
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Alright, which one of you roach fuckers tied all the rats tails together? I'm sick of this shit

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Anyone know her from twitter?
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>>918577283
15$ I want to be a cuckold and watch someone chat with her
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>>918577327
I'm leaving this thread, you're depressing
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>>918577405
nah add me on disc lone_wanderer37

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Would you date or fuck an anorexic girl?
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>>918569682
No. I like skinny girls, but not that skinny.
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Dated a bunch of girls who ended up with addictions and EDs after i got bored if that counts. Every now and then they come crawling back degrading themselves for attention. Some cunts love being broken.
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>>918577582
Eds? Do you mean OD?>>918569682
Date? sure, never been in a relationshp and i guess a tad bit anorexic is better than a tad bit obese
Fuck?
Sure, as long as she isn't hurt by it

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Hey want some poop?
See you in 72 hrs cocksuckers ;)
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I just love his logs
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kys graham
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der maisgestank

roll for your property!
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rolling

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If you had 24 hours with me and I couldn't say no, what would we do?
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>>918574469
>you'd put on some clown makeup and I'd pound your cluss for DAYS.
kek
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>>918576698
one remotely sane thing
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Perfect anatomical dissection followed by the most splendid slow roast cooked inside the bark of the Australian 'paper bark tree' which is placed over hot coals from a drift wood fire and buried for several hours. The paper bark prevents the meat from drying out or from the sand seeping in. It is a method that can be used to perfectly cook large quantities of meat in a hurry. Of course, one does need to find the perfect meat.

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>tfw i drank too much last night and wake up to see all the crazy shit i posted on here
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>>918576829
Have you got beer diahorrea today? I have...
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>>918576872
I didn't know beer caused that. What did you eat?
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>>918576829
>tfw i drank too much
>woke up drunk
>fell asleep again
>hangover mostly gone
>Profit?????

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Im trying to be an artist and work on my drawing skills, and recently figured out that it helps to be slightly buzzed. Only problem is I’m 19.
Wat do /b/
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>>918575590
Any tips?
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>>918575926
google the fuck out of it
the trendy jewtube channels of woke hipsters hysterically excited about their homebrews are full of shit
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>>918575968
>pretend basically
This thread got real fast

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WISH THREAD!
IN THIS THREAD, I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH, AT ANY COST
>also
you can grant wishes or ask for your wish too
you need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes

>>>>>>>>>>REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Welcome

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>>918573707
Apparently bats somewhat have this capacity:
>For bats to listen to the echoes of their original emissions and not be temporarily deafened by the intensity of their own calls, the middle ear muscle (called the stapedius) contracts to separate the three bones there--the malleus, incus and stapes, or hammer, anvil and stirrup--and reduce the hearing sensitivity. This contraction occurs about 6 ms before the larynx muscles (called the crycothyroid) begin to contract. The middle ear muscle relaxes 2 to 8 ms later. At this point, the ear is ready to receive the echo of an insect one meter away, which takes only 6 ms.
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NIGGERS
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I wish all anons a good night and sweet dreams!!

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quite nice body for a marketing specialist
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>>918577159
No you dense fuck, why would her being in marketing mean she's meant to have a shit body? Lol you are genuinely retarded
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Women over 130lb shouldnt wear dresses. They look horrendous. Any type of dress. Seeing their tree trunk legs, thick ankles and fat feet, fat arms, back fat is all gross. When I see some 4/10 fat roastie walking around in a summer dress i want to vomit looking at her back. I think open back or with straps, is particularly disgusting because I can see her fat back, its vile.
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>>918576360
10/10 hilarious
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>>918576303
Distance in minutes/hours as well

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>>918572946
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>>918577067

Next
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>>918562854

Yo is this Veronica K?

What do you guys think? Would you take her on a public date ?
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Only if she calls me honey and playfully bumps me with her huge butt.
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>>918576885
Is it big enough?
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>>918576900
Perfect.

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Not being a nigger, I have never had one of these before. What do I do with it? How do I eat it? Please advise /b/.
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>>918576043
I would recommend cutting a small hole in the bottom and inserting your cock.
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>>918576043
Just like a water melon, just cut it into slices, but remove its seeds. The seeds have health related uses, but they're really bitter too.
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>>918576302
>>918576651
Excellent advice anons, thank you.
>>918577056
Ha gay


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