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What do you say anon are you turned on by fry face?
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absolutely, best character in Lagoon

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its techniLOGical in nature
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>>841286604
>techniLOGical
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>foothorse
and they would cause a lot of trouble in the school
probably in 2002

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shabat shalom /b. I am looking for a secure, anonymous, and encrypted messaging software, similar to what the tor messaging project was trying to achieve. Any suggestions.
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>>841286519
all of these are run by gigajew corporations, I'm looking for something more along the lines of Tor messaging which was run by a decentralized group of private citizens.
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>>841286691
Then why not just use TorChat?
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>>841286286
wicker?

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Why don't you own a gun?
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>>841283731
take it to a shooting range and enjoy yourself.
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>>841283483
It's a terrible time to buy a gun. Everybody is out of everything I'd like to buy. Also ammo is more expensive and hard to get. It makes me sad. All this time at home has left me flush with cash. I'd love to buy a little Luger LCR to plink around with.
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Fucking pussy with your boom stick
fuck you

Best ways to masturbate?
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>>841286449
what ever is better than your hand ;)
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Sucking it yourself,
It’s effort but it’s worth it.
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>>841286291
Gf is really into objectification. I'm not real into degradation though, so I'll occasionally blindfold her and tell her its desktime. She sits under my desk and stays there while I look at porn. When I want to get off, I pull her to my cock. She builds me up and edges me as I keep looking at whatever I want, until I either wrap my legs around her head and start bucking or I grab the roots kf her hair and face fuck her. Shes happy to curl up at my feet after.

Long ago Id have considered this a form of sex, but now that Im mentally into it, shes my sex toy. Its not a 2way thing.

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I have always wondered why some people spend big amounts of money on charity. Really, how can someone work their ass off to earn money, only to give it to complete strangers afterwards? I always thought they were crazy, but it looks like there's a reason behind this...

Indeed, it turns out that giving stuff away causes a release of "feel-good" hormones in the brain, just like when you achieve something, see your crush, get good grades, etc. Scientists are not entirely sure why, but they say it has something to do with neural pathways from our ancestors.

Back in prehistoric days, there were no languages out there, and people could not ASK for something verbally. So you had to willingly give stuff to family, friends, or strangers, in order to accommodate them. For example, a child can't TELL his mom he is hungry. Yet, the mother will happily feed him and take care of him. This caused our brains to develop in such a way that gifting now results in a dopamine release, and an increase in overall serotonin levels.

You see, the reason why most people gift stuff to strangers, is because it creates this overwhelming feeling of happiness. You simply feel more alive as your body suddenly gets nestled by positive vibes setting the path for a sunny upcoming 2021 year. It's truly a quite visceral and stunningly amazing feeling.
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Indeed, the game seems to be breaking every record in the industry, and it isn't even out yet! The main story will take 40-50 hours to finish, and the game will offer immense replayability values. This means that your one-time gift will transform itself into HUNDREDS of hours of comfy, euphoric, and mesmerizing playtime for a fellow anon--like me!

Now, the game is only $60 on Steam, yet it offers the gameplay content of well over fifteen or twenty games. It's a true bang-for-your-buck gift, as it will give me countless hours of enjoyment playing it... all while allowing YOU, to gift something affordable to a stranger and know that you enabled a random person to cozily spend winter nights immersed in the game YOU have gifted him!

I personally feel like this offer is reasonable to both of us.

So, if you feel like clicking on your screen two, maybe three, times... if you genuinely want to start the new year with good positive vibes... if you want to make a stranger happy for hundreds of hours playing your gift... if you want a good karma in life...

Then, you know what to do. The game is called Cyberpunk 2077, and it's $60 USD on Steam. Here's a temporary email where you can write your Steam profile name, so I can add you.


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>>841285534
see the problem with me is that I never get that feel good feeling, just a feeling of being used... which i hate... so yeah, parasite on someone else
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>>841285955
It's not surprising, considering most beggars here spam their Steam profiles (or Steam wish lists) by asking "giff any gaem plisZ hurr". And then just pile these games in their library without ever installing them. It feels like they are more in the thrill of playing roulette by begging and seeing if luck strikes when a kind-anon gifts them something.

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Name my band b
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>>841284875
Marilog Manson
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>>841284875
scat41
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>foothorse
and they would cause a lot of trouble in the school
probably in 2002

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I ate a large pizza and four sandwiches today, /b/.
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>>841286690
you forgot to eat your daily log
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>>841286832
i'll eat it out of your head, shit for brains
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>>841286832
Haha i fucking love you log posters. Consider yourself logged and clogged OP.

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Post redheaded /b/ slags
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>>841275376

hurr durr ok she totally your ex and not some random webslut
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logging on hehe
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would you suck a log of shit from peter joseph's asshole?
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>>841278816
done my throte?
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Do you remember
The 2̶1̶s̶t̶ first night of S̶e̶p̶t̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ December

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I wear tiny girly hot pants to show off my soft and smooth legs and to get lots of looks, comments and cat calls, ask me anything
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>>841286672
Don't you have any self-respect?
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>>841286927
Not much

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Ohhhh....smelly horse,
Oh smelly horse,
You're as pretty as can be,

Oh smelly horse,
Oh smelly horse,
You smell so nice to me,

With your poo brown face,
And your poo brown smile,

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>>841286715
stinky HORSE?? Can I... slidd it?
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>>841286715
>foothorse
and they would cause a lot of trouble in the school
probably in 2002

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We are Anon-anus. We DO NOT LOG OFF!
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Angus Clown
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By the power of the large logdron collider we will find the shit quark and take over every throte in the galaxy by the most creamy, steamy and dreamy quantum logs the universe has ever seen. Every particle will turn to logs, even throtes will turn into logs and self slidd to infinity and beyond.

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What's with ecelebs and other people on the internet pretending to be 4chan headcanon experts, are they trying to be attention seekers or just trolling?

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Perfect body only thread.
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>>841280185
nice, moar, sauce?
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>>841278032
This isn’t good to encourage. If enough men actually see this as attractive. Some Women will seriously inflict this upon themselves.
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>>841286283
Hmm, I don't find only this attractive, and also like "normal" women.
But there is something special about a body like this...
First, you have to have amazing willpower (or be stubborn/fanatic enough) to achieve such a shape, so it's impressive and enviable on those grounds alone.
Second, fucking her would be like fucking an elf. Sure, she has next to zero strength and you probably just can't jackhammer her, but it's an awesome experience to thrust into such a "lamborghini" body.
(I did fuck a very thin hooker once, not quite as skinny as the pic but top 1% for sue, it was absolutely epic on that grounds alone)




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