/ck/ doesn't have knife threads anymoreWere nice kitchen knives just a fad?What replaced them?
seething retards make it impossible to have a knife thread where any actual discussion or even posting happens /ck/ isnt for cooking anymore, its just fast food viral marketing and people posting shitty pictures of their slop subsistence meals
>>22004700Cry more faggot
>>22004697You call that a knife?
Imma jus redpill y'all on this ONCE. Almond butter is the real nut butter. Peanut butter is legume (bean) butter.Now you done been TOLD.Sheeeeeeit, amirite?
>>22004575Almonds are drupes. You were duped.Poop.
>>22004575for me it's sneed butter
>>22004583This stuff is tasty but it's like $7 per jar, I can get whole sunflower seeds for less than half of that.
>>22004586Yes, but you cannot butter your cracker with seeds!
as an adolescent i almost died from eating an almond butter and apple jelly sandwichit was too good
>McDonald's releases these new refresher fruit drinks>look at ad>it's mostly ice, that way they charge you for a drink containing 80% ice, and 20% of the actual drink, saving them money>idea.jpg>use kiosk and order a LARGE refresher with NO ice, so it will be 100% drink and 0% ice>overhear workers in the back talking about how a customer is trying to cheat the system>a worker says "we'll make it work.">they come out with the refresher with no ice>it's medium sizeThose fuckers
>>21998639I'm calling bullshit. The wagies aren't making any more money if they jew you so why would they?
>>21998659Im not on mcdonalds payroll and i dont have anything else to sell
The orange cream drink is so good. You're just gay.
>>21998639Will they fulfill a "light ice" or "no ice" option?
>>22003079this guy loves sucking on fruit
Why does the cow laugh?
STOP LAUGHING AT MESTOP ITSTOOOOOP IITTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's a male cow. The look of delight is because he's being milked, the laughter is that he knows you are about to consume it.
>>22003979>>22003987>>22004395Gems. Thanks for reminding me why I still come here
>>22001688Because she knows all the Vietnamese joints stealing her likeness have crippling lactose intolerance. They can steal her face, but never her delicious creamy cheese.
Is that a cow eating grass? Maybe it needs some milk to wash it down too!
>I spread it on bread like in king of the hill>I used it as chip dip>I put my finger in it and licked it>I used to cook eggs.What can, or better yet, should be done with bacon grease.
>>22004373Just keep it in the fridge and use it in place of oil or butter for cooking.
>>22004373Fry up some pancakes in it
>>22004380people have been putting pork fat on bread for a very long time. i don't really like it but shitting your pants over it just means you shit your pants.
Use it to lube up your woman. You do have a gf, right?
>>22004373Use it for anal lube.
There's no salad so good that it wouldn't be even better as a sandwich.Example: chicken Caesar salad.
>>22004640Fruit sando is a thing.>>22003851Laab.
Let thoke.
>>22004651laab would make a great sloppy joe base
>>22004651>Fruit sandothat looks more like a cream sandwich with a bit of fruit. fruit salad isn't necessarily dressed.
Foot and mouth. It's a salad made of the titular ingredients, either veal, pork or a mix of the two would be terrible as a sandwich. Also >>22004652 would be terrible as a sandwich. And I don't care what anyone says, okroshka is a fucking wet salad so it would be terrible as a sandwich, too, cuz the bread would fall apart.
Im thinking Fajitas this year, whats everybody cooking up? Drinking?
French food
>tuesdayfuck yeah my day off. i bought a bottle of mojo marinade and not sure if i should use pork or chicken
>>22002251sucko the Mayo
>>22002251Why is the commute so much worse that day? Good luck getting another Cinco Suck
I upped my game and started making tacos with salsa verda and salsa roja, picadillo either ground pork or beef, fuck tons of dried chilis. No more white people tacos
What's the point of making ice cream when the ingredients cost more than just buying straight ice cream?
>>22004250>what is glycemic index
>>22002908>poisonlol, the first post even. This board is filled with conspiratard schizo types afraid of the world.And I reject the premise of the OP. The point of making something yourself is intangible and the reasonings are myriad.
>>22004365> t. seething tastelet
>>22003022I want ice cream. Not frozen seed oil.
>>22003022Indeed, people seem to forget that cooking or any kinda food preparation is a lot of work and unless you're a cookingfag with nothing better to do than stand around the kitchen for hours on end, it's a waste of time>bro, just get a cow and milk it yourself, it's real easy!
Opinion: If Germans had internationally marketed Pfannkuchen (or Eierkuchen) and its various toppings/fillings, both sweet and savory, whether for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, it would have been a massive boost for the image of German cuisine, despite Pfannkuchen's simplicity.And the versatility I see for recipes on German websites. Everything from the traditional applesauce ones to apricot-stuffed rolls, to stacks of them sauced and cheesed and herbed to imitate lasagna, to dill-and-cured salmon ones, to spinach and mushrooms rolls, to omelette styled ones, etc. etc. etc.I think it was a missed opportunity. It still might have a chance though. The Anglosphere doesn't seem to have such an equivalent, so perhaps marketing there could hold weight (basically as a more utilitarian crepe capable of supporting heavier foodstuffs).
>>22003682I could see those being good in a german style pub
>>22003682bruh just about every Western culture has a variation on filled pancakes or crepes>oh but ours is ze different because it is 1mm thicker than ze american pancake!no one cares lol. it's still pretty much the same thing.
>>22004453what cheeses lol, germany does not at all have a reputable cheese culture, not even in comparison to small switzerland, and certainly nothing compared to france or italy
>>22003682Germans need to massively reinvent themselves. Maybe a shweinshaxe and potato sandwich between crusty bread?what else are they gonna do, make coney dogs out of weisswurst?
>>22003705Common in the Midwest too.>>22003757They are listed specifically in menus in America as crepes and we know they aren't the same as pancakes.
post burgerpunk cuisine
>>22001257Fuck, I forgot about this. Thanks anon.*saved
>>22004369ooh zesty
>>21998036i wish we had these in America. idk why the doc doesn't export overseas. we would buy his shit wholesale over here
>>21998206>>21998206>is that a vegetable or fruit with my food?
>>22003297>Smoosh could friesHuh?
post the finest British culinary delights, I'll start.
Hey Brits! Any thoughts on the use of marmite. Tried the Fallow youtube chicken pot pie, it was good. Where else can I use marmite?
Good on anons turning this from another "haha stargazy pie" thread into a decent showcase of real brit cooking. So much posted here I really need to try making.
>>22002083elite tier
>>22004350funny just how much the ideal of this image has been reversed
The humble Bedfordshire clangerA jam and sausage pastry
Take me back
>>22004264Our nearest Taco Bell is designed like an "old rusting cantina". They actually made the exterior look like a rusting old shed. Guess that's meant to convey that it's "authentic" Mexican food but it just looks like shit.
>>22004434Shit take.
>>22004623You mean >Shiitake
>>22004264>Take me back
>>22004684Can't believe how many times I've seen this posted and no one has ever looked at it close enough to notice. I've seen it myself a bunch of times and for some reason I never thought to actually add up the numbers but they are complete bullshit.
What's the best cartoon food?
>>22004201and what about pebbles?
>>22002857>>22002869>>22002875>>22002886I've legitimately had pizza that looked like this and it was one of the worst things I've ever eaten.Never. Get. Bowling. Alley. Pizza. Period.
>>22004209I shamefully enjoyed the hell out of food wars. The hentai reactions are really funny, and the recipes were very interesting
>>22004119i crave pizza no more
>>22004057Can I get that with a refreshing Poop Cola?
Is the protein they are putting in everything now good for you?
>>22004570>Casein first on that list>Crunchy chipHow the hell does that work? Casein dosn't become a hard crispy mass.>>22004608I'm not sure, do you?
Will this help me make gains?
>>22004576because you faggots wouldnt stop crying about hfcs
>>22004667There's nobody better than me, because I'm American. But you cry yourself to sleep at night getting mad that we put butter in our coffee.
>>22004570standard bbq doritos have 2g of protein per 28g/150cal
> McDonald's is removing self-serve soda machines from U.S. locations by 2032 to modernize, improve safety, and create a consistent experience where employees fill all drinks. This shift, driven by increased drive-thru/digital orders and decreased dine-in traffic, eliminates free refills for many customers.It’s over.
>>22004393When you gotta babysit the chimps this is what you get.
>>22004447Imagine paying more than $1.06 after tax for a large.
>>22004626Bro you eat at fucking McDonalds, you are the chimps
>>22004626>>22004644Don’t be racist.
>>22004393>to modernize, improve safety, and create a consistent experience where employees fill all drinks.Yeah, that's why they're doing it...
