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confess your food sins
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>>11494075
Are you okay, anon?
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>>11493636
I feel ya. At my college cafeteria, I used to mix apple juice, Sprite, and blueberry syrup.
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I accidentally puked a little bit in an omelet while drunk at work and served it.
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>>11493931
doesn't he live in NYC? obviously just a photo shoot or something.
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I tried to cook a tin of beans in a kettle twice. Once with the tin and once without the tin, both times fires started but the kettle is still ok

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*watches you cook*
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Oy schlomo do you want some beef with milksauce
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That's weird. Thought there might be actual chefs on /ck/
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>>11507532
>wants people to join his antisemitic bitch fest
oh man can you believe they want to keep a covenant with their g*d? Hey I'm just trying to get through this shift Rabbi, you do you and I'll do me huh
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>>11507546
/pol/ has ruined this place.
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>>11507546
>antisemitic
more like germophobic

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Tell your final meal. Also, not necessarily going by official jail rules necessarily but more of a hypothetical scenario, so extra shit like booze, maybe a request of music or movie, or even company etc is allowed if you so wish to go there. Just your ideal final meal on this planet.
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>>11504161
Whatever "food" is posted in the thread below this one. I trust /ck/ to have the goods.
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>>11504161
>Des Plaines IL
Damn my dad lives there
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Starter: cheese selection. Slices of halloumi, feta, nice chedders, goats cheese and blue goats cheese, and just loads of blue cheeses. Some nice fortnum and mason crackers with it as well.

Main: what I want to say is rib eyes with dauphenoise potatoes with a lovely crunchy leafy salad. What I would say on the day would probably just be my mum's pasta. She's a decent cook but nothing special but dam it would be comfort food.

Desert: not the biggest desert person. But a new York cheesecake would do me and my entertainment.

Entertainment: Barney song playlist on repeat. My son (who is 1) and my misses. The barney is for him as he loves Barney. And I would probably spend my last few hours with the family reminiscing, comforting them, and probably crying like a pussy
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>>11507560
Rib eye steak I meant. Not just rib eyes

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Following Islamic sharia law is now as easy as ordering a beef gyro at the new Halal Guys restaurant located in suburban Nashville. Started as a New York City hot dog pushcart Halal Guys has grown into a franchise business with locations nationally and internationally.

The chain was founded by Mohammed Abouelenein, Abdelbaset Elsayed and Ahmed Elsaka who all immigrated to the U.S. from Egypt.

The eatery claims it’s “American Halal” menu using meat that is slaughtered following strict Islamic law, is somehow unique.

> The Halal Guys also claim that the meat they serve comes from humanely treated livestock and suggest that eating meat slaughtered according to Islamic law amounts to an “ethical” choice.

Vegans = BTFO
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>>11507398
Based, infidels don't deserve to eat halal food in my opinion tho.
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>>11507513
Wrong, the islamic way of slaughtering an animal is the ideal way.
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>>11507522
>Wrong, the islamic way of slaughtering an animal is the ideal way.
Also you're really happy your parents got your dick mutilated.
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>>11507529
Also wrong kek, im a convert so im not cut, i plan on getting cut tho.
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>>11507522

If anything, it's the incel American vegans and their drug habits and the sexually transmitted diseases they carry that are Haram.

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>land of the free
>can't buy an egg
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>>11504629
But these have a toy, they just don't enclose the toy in candy.
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Bullshit. I saw we had them at the gas station.
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>>11504629
because these are smaller and cheaper to make.

the toys have gotten real shit too.
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>>11503695
>giving a fuck about paper thin chocolate shell encasing lead laced toys made in china by forced child labor
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isn't some kid who just wants to eat candy but ends up choking to death on some 10 cent toy a little more meaningless of a death than some freedom loving madman shooting him to death? At least you can charge a criminal, they have a reason for doing it. Good luck even getting a letter of condolence out of Ferrero

hey /ck/ what movie are you going to watch for thanksgiving
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Beyond Thunderdome drinking game for friendsgiving
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>>11503528
Those two and Blood Rage for Thanksgiving Eve.
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>>11503528
Funny you ask, it's been my personal Thanksgiving tradition since I was in elementary school to watch Predator after dinner
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>>11505409
Is that being broadcast somewhere?
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Gobble Gobble HEH
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>>11505689
Make a brine and soak it overnight. Turkey will be well seasoned and cooks a little bit faster too
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Every year I buy a turkey and some mashed potatoes and maybe stuffing. Lay it out there. But really, I order a bunch of Crave Cases from White Castle, and that's what me and my pals all party on.

The other food always just gets eaten by me in the following days.
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I'm gonna smoke a turkey, will probably cut in in half though because I don't think my smoker can fit a whole one.

Other than that, maybe some baked green beans and homemade pecan ice cream.
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I'm going to my girlfriend's mom's house. They already know me but still....
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>>11507528
And what are you bringing?
You are bringing something right anon?

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Ham is the superior Thanksgiving protein.

Turkeyfags need to GTFO
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Pork roast and or duck for Christmas

anything else is trash
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>>11506168
Black detected
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>>11504400
Double dubs notwithstanding, try telling that to my Jewish family.
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>>11506168
>crab on Xmas eve
nigger did you not listen to the song Crabs aint in season till may

ALL I WANT IS CRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBS FOR CHRISTMAS
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What is the best food, for someone who hates thanksgiving?

First time it’s fantastic. After a few days it fucks my stomache up if it’s been cut into and left in the fridge. Hear you have to cut a hunk off the end before eating to avoid that problem. Do that, but still have issues. Is there a better way to preserve or does it just need to be eaten in one go?
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>>11506379
>>11506387
**salumi
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>>11506149
not if you make it at home and you know what's in it
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>>11502196
Uncut keep them in butcher paper, they can keep from for a few months assuming your fridge is clean.
After you cut them either put wax or fat on the cut part and rewrap in butcher paper or wrap with saran wrap, if going with plastic wrap you have 24 to 48 hours to eat it as plastic wrap doesnt allow for the proper air circulation.
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>>11506137
luckily my body produces large amounts of smegma so I don't have to worry about that!
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if you eat sausage chances are youre a closeted homosexual

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>Boyfriend comes home after a hard day's work
>dinner is ready with roastbeef, rösti and whiskysauce
Who where /traditional/? Who /housewife/?

[spoiler]inb4 roastie[/spoiler]
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>>11507440
Well, you'd probably like far eastern culture with your traits and values
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>>11507481
I don't really like non whites. I have a hard time even with southern europeans. But I'll admit the chinese and their neighbours have some decent values. They are just so unlikable
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>>11507440
>>11507486
>tfw spic
Would my Mexican cooking skills help?
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>>11507507
Help with what? I wouldn't have sex with you, nor should you betray your own people with a white girl.
I like enchilladas though, they are nice
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>>11507524
At this point my country is whiter than most of Europe.

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why do people use this shit?
literlally a shitty broken pair of tongs without a pivot point
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>>11505028
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>>11504708
You're supposed to use the back of your chopsticks to move food from a community plate to your own.

>>11504542
Chopsticks are better than other utensils for practically everything noodle. Otherwise they require food be pre-cut into smaller pieces, which is already a requirement for stir-fry.
For rice, if they rice isn't sticky and is slippery, they're nothing more than shovels.
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>>11504937
Are you watching people eat makizushi or nigirizushi, or has it been consistent for both?
When I went to a kaiten sushi place with my host family the children and wife were using chopsticks but the dad used both. Though I think the youngest two might have started using their hands too after they saw their dad using his hands.
Though when we made our own sushi by placing rice and sushi on a roll of nori and wrapped it up like a cone, we all used our hands.
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>>11504673
I am sickened but curious
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>>11507343
Like nigga you really ain't never had no rice krispy square in you got damn life

/beer/ general
Lager isn't dead yet edition

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>>11505239
Autism
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>>11495433
Exact same situation here. Got a six pack because it looked interesting. Vile syrupy muck
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Watcu know bout dat
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>>11504222
What ever makes you shut the fuck up
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>>11502161
>Some basic bitch euros and some gas station beer in a spread sheet.

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Your thoughts on Jack and Coke?
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>>11496660
I prefer Rum and Pepsi. Whisky should be drank by itself as overly sweetened drinks make it taste just.. weird.
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>>11504707
The left can't meme or create original content it seems.
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>>11496660
I preffer Robert and Pepsi
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At one point i had so much jack and coke that i tasted whiskey when drinking cpke by itself. I'm taking a break from drinking for a while
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>>11498619

Evan williams is crazy i love me some woodford but when I'm in a budget mood evan is insanely good

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You want one?
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NO TOUCHING
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>>11507451
yes please
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>>11507451
the ice cream is too artificial and fumy and the biscuits are too soggy so no.
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>>11507456
Bees?
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>>11507451
Let it sit out for like 15 minutes first though OP. I want her extra soft and extra extra creamy

Your the new emperor
What food do you ban?
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Pork, shellfish
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>>11506117
All processed foods, fast food, GMO's, HFCS and soft drinks.
>mfw US diabetes and obesity rates plummet
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>>11507454
Genetically modified food is a marvel of science. We need more of it, not less. Fuck off, soyboy.
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>>11506117
>What food do you ban?

Anything vegan. Just to see the shitstorm of tears, protesting, and whining.
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>>11507465
Laughs in European.
Keep your overpriced patented death seeds, fucking murican.




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