[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [s4s] [vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/ck/ - Food & Cooking


Name
Options
Subject
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
06/20/16New 4chan Banner Contest with a chance to win a 4chan Pass! See the contest page for details.
[Hide] [Show All]


We are no longer accepting janitor applications. Thanks to all those who applied!


[Catalog] [Archive]

for food you don't miss
148 replies and 46 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>8991497
>THE SNOW YOU CAN EAT
>WHITE CHRISTMAS GUARANTEE
>WINTER PAPER CANDY
is this some kind of dollar store delicacy
>>
>>8992269
Wtf? Why haven't they gotten in trouble for this. I haven't seen them on a single drama channel.
>>
>>8974099
That looks like the electrical sealant I used to stick down the floor linings in the 146 baggage bays.
PR1428 B2 if anyone gives a shit. (lol)

How about pic related.
A gimmick based on laziness to avoid all that ever-so-expensive straining.
I still liked it tho.
>>
>>8992310
>A gimmick based on laziness to avoid all that ever-so-expensive straining.

Lol, what? That's not orange juice. It's a soda that happens to contain (some) actual juice rather than being 100% artificial.

It is pretty tasty though
>>
>>8992306
>drama channel

Holy fuck mate, rethink life.

File: 20170530_082721.jpg (607 KB, 2048x1152)
607 KB
607 KB JPG
FUCKING SAFEWAY
>>
Are you that much of a fucking pussy?
Bugs live in salad. Just rinse it in water ffs.
I've found an actual living frog in a head of lettuce once. I didn't make a fucking thread on /ck/ about it like a bitch.
>>
i too have found worms, crickets, goats, live musicians, politicians, lawyers, religious heads, flies, beetles, moths and the like in vegetables like lettuce, cabbage, broccoli
in all seriousness that's just the fresheness
lighten up, hon
>>
>>8992303
But bugs poop and carry diseases and shit.
>>
File: sosidge.jpg (279 KB, 1001x667)
279 KB
279 KB JPG
>>8992316
It all comes off under running water.
What are sausage casings made of where you live?
>>
Bug prolly has more nutrion in it than that shitty leaf lool

File: Coconut-and-Coconut-Oil.jpg (136 KB, 1200x900)
136 KB
136 KB JPG
Now that the science is settled and we know that cooking vegetable oils forms aldehydes, what is your go-to cooking oil?
21 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
A funny sounding extra virgin sunflower oil for vegetables and regular sunflower oil for anything else. Me poor
>>
>>8991293
Why did i just read that whole post in what I imagine your accent sounds like
>>
sunflower because of it's neutral colour and taste
>>
gasoline
>>
butter, olive, coconut, maybe sometimes rape

File: _20170529_101800.jpg (60 KB, 1080x416)
60 KB
60 KB JPG
How are you gonna explain this vegans?
35 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>8990678
thats retarded. stop wasting good food on vegan food
>>
>>8987948
>It's a diet, not a religion.

tell that to the vegans
>>
>>8990808

they're both mentally ill, thats good enough to lump them together
>>
>>8989666
You need to improvise. Think outside the box so to say
>>
>>8989666
>>8991666
Are there higher powers involved in this?

File: images.jpg (6 KB, 266x189)
6 KB
6 KB JPG
>be male on first date with cute girl
>order a salad for my meal
>she sort of laughs nervously and goes to the restroom
>never saw her again
>>
i hope this is true
>>
>>8992304
Yeah its true apparently health eating is feminine..
>>
>>8992299
She ordered the tendies, amirite
>>
>>8992307
you can eat healthily and not order a fucking salad for lunch

File: JRE3.jpg (385 KB, 1242x1713)
385 KB
385 KB JPG
Is this /ck/ approved?
49 replies and 7 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>8992153
well he's a libertarian so that's really all you need to know tbqfh
>>
>>8992081
>>8992067
>>8992043
It's some weird rasta diet thing called ital, they usually try to avoid salt, oil, additives, processed shit and sugar.

Some are vegan or vegetarian while others aren't, they can drink booze but not so much they get completely shitfaced.
>>
>>8992260
>tfw libertarians used to be dank as fuck and now they're just SJWs without the SJW label
>>
did he eat like this before he was bald?
>>
>>8991978
>5 cloves of garlic
Is he scared of vampires?

File: IMG_4057.jpg (50 KB, 301x303)
50 KB
50 KB JPG
What's your favorite kind of salad? Pic related is mine
29 replies and 10 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>8992222
Yeah, because it's trash. Get better taste.
>>
>>8989944
Leaf lettuce, cherry tomatoes, mushrooms & onions with garlic fried in butter, tuna, olive oil, and some organic salsa.
>>
File: 1424623164854.jpg (26 KB, 400x462)
26 KB
26 KB JPG
>>8992255
>/ck/ unironically believes that any salad not drowned in a mayonnaise-based dressing is automatically trash
The classic Greek salad is the Citizen Kane of salads. It has all of the necessary elements for a great salad with nothing unnecessary: freshness and texture from the cucumber, sweetness from the tomato, richness from the olive, saltiness and umami from the feta, pungency from the onion and the subtle aromas of oregano and extra virgin olive oil as a finishing touch. There is nothing you could add to a Greek salad to make it better, nor is there anything that you could take away. Only someone who's only ever had an americanized "Greek" salad with lettuce, cow's milk "feta" and disgusting faux balsamic vinegar could show disrespect to the noble χωριάτιkη.
>>
>>8991731
>anyone foraging wild plants is a hipster numale
>hunter gatherer cultures foraged all their fruits and vegetables
>ergo, hunter gatherer peoples were hipster numales.

Damn, you are one shining beacon of stupidity.
>>
>>8992284
Citizen Kane sucks.

>Chips and cookies as a side dish

Why does Subway suck so much?
7 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>8992274
I'm not just eating bread with nothing on it though. If you were dipping chips into a healthy and nutritious dip that would be fine too, but most people don't do that. I usually prefer to have whole grains breads anyway, when I can get them, which are a bit healthier. If I make my own bread I usually make it with milk too for a nutrition boost.
>>
>>8992285
most of this is untrue
>>
>>8992291
Not really. What do you think is untrue? I'm guessing it's the "whole grain bread is healthier", because everything else is personal or obvious, like dipping chips into a healthy dip makes them healthier instead of eating nothing but a bag of plain potato chips.
>>
File: 1495322494174.png (130 KB, 396x381)
130 KB
130 KB PNG
>>8992296
>>
File: glitch.jpg (79 KB, 396x381)
79 KB
79 KB JPG
>>8992297

What's the best ice cream flavo(u)r and why is it chocolate mint?
>>
>>8992245
It's not. mint chocolate ice cream is for females. mint is associated with freshness and girls like freshness ergo, mint chocolate is predominantly a favorite among females.

The truth is its actually the shittest.
>>
lemon (gelato)
>>
>>8992245
Pistachio Praline
Salted Caramel and White Chocolate
Cookies and Cream
Chocolate Fondant
Rocky Road

No mint chip
>>
>>8992245
>mint
Maybe the worst..
>>8992256
A challenger appears
>>
File: 1bowl-lrg.jpg (126 KB, 800x532)
126 KB
126 KB JPG
>>8992245
But it's not, dark chocolate is.

>low-tech
>feed conversion ratio comparable to crickets
>have various reliable cooking methods
>eaten regardless of culture
>not a fad
I can't see why it wouldn't be the meat of the future!
8 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
I do hope so, because it is also the most delicious.
>>
>>8992055
Not true. You need a LOT less grain and water per pound of chicken than per pound of cow or pig. His graphic is correct.
>>
All I want is a fucking yard to have chickens on so I can eat a ton of eggs until I die
>>
>>8992104
Before you buy your postage stamp of grass, make sure the HOA nazis don't forbid chickens or gardens.
>>
>great lakes have 20% of the entire world's fresh water
>flyovers grow more wheat and corn than we can possibly eat
explain why I should give a fuck about any of this

Is there a food:
>easier
>cheaper
>more versatile
>tastier
>quicker

Than the humble omelette?

This should be everyone's first dish. Teaches basic skills such as temperature control and how to be delicate, and is a great way to fine tune your palette.
25 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>tfw don't like eggs
>tfw wish i did so i could enjoy an omelette
>>
File: IMG_0172.jpg (122 KB, 1280x960)
122 KB
122 KB JPG
damn right OP. getting up early enough not to have to run straight out the door and making an omelette with some spring greens to eat in the garden is the patrician attitude to a working morning.
>>
>>8988448
It's spelled palate you fucking retard.
Thanks for your riveting insight on eggs, mogoloid.
Kill yourself.
>>
File: IMG_1128.jpg (32 KB, 220x300)
32 KB
32 KB JPG
>>8992273
Take your meds, sperg lord.
>>
>>8992273
>mogoloid
*mongoloid

File: IMG_0047.jpg (197 KB, 1300x1300)
197 KB
197 KB JPG
Why do nü-males love vegetables so much?
208 replies and 39 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>8990245
>implying he doesn't drop his spaghetti around the cousin
>>
>>8978415
What is wrong with vegetables? Nothing wrong with a good beefy vegetable stew
>>
>>8990245
ooo that's some spicy projection, anon.
>>
>Why do nü-males love vegetables so much?
>nü-males
>>
>>8991854
>having a hot cousin

File: coke.png (15 KB, 700x224)
15 KB
15 KB PNG
thread dedicated to food/drinks that provide 0 caloric intake.
>coke zero >>>>>> bebsi max
26 replies and 10 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>8992232
I gave up soda over a year ago and just have unsweetened tea and water now but I still get cravings for soda every once in a while
>>
>>8990956
>everything else in the entire world which does not contain aspartame >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coke zero >>>>>> bebsi max

Aspartame is shit and tastes like shit.
>>
>>8992240
>>8992232
>>8991061

This. I started keeping the soda in the garage, and a door shelf of my indoor fridge dedicated solely to water. After a week, I stopped drinking soda outside meals. After 3 months, I was able to drink and enjoy water with meals. Now all I drink is water.

It just makes sense, if you think about it. Drinking is meant for hydration, biologically speaking. It's not meant for sustenance in any way, that's what food is for. There's no reason for anything you drink to include anything but water.
>>
File: 1491059465101.jpg (451 KB, 500x750)
451 KB
451 KB JPG
>>8990956
>that first sip of the day
>>

File: strng_jrn.jpg (19 KB, 206x219)
19 KB
19 KB JPG
What is /ck/'s thoughts on Noma?

Apparently it was the best restaurant in the entire world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqDaZsgR5zg

The dishes look simple but somehow still very appetizing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjN546QGSMA
21 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>8991167
it's like 12 or so courses and the entire meal lasts 3 hours or some shit
>>
>>8990986
nothing bad about it in all honesty, this guy is extremely talented at PR and makes great food, for a price that isnt higher than at any other 3 star establishment, you could even call the price moderate for scandinavia
>>
>>8991189
they just want the customes to experience cracking an egg
>>
Noma are opening a new restaurant two minutes from where I work.
>>
>>8991011
got me good

File: IMG_8679.jpg (121 KB, 750x821)
121 KB
121 KB JPG
find a flaw
1 reply omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>8992210
Your hands are soft and creamy like little girl.
Do not you do manual labor, friend?
>>
>>8992213
yes

>>8992217
i do manual labor daily for a living actually
>>
>>8992219
Beating off a Mexican for $4 doesn't count.
>>
>>8992223
shit you got me friend
>>
>>8992217
He even holds it like a dainty cunt too



Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.