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Has anyone ever tried making Ground beef out of like 90% lean meat and the rest just bacon grease?
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Same problem as adding bacon grease. It's pre-rendered, so the issues described in >>8718695 apply equally, as they would with any other fat you might add (butter, beef tallow, oil, etc.)
No... because grease does not work that way.

For all intents and purposes, despite being solid at room temperature, grease can be thought of as a liquid. Mixing bacon grease into beef mince won't work because as soon as you heat the mince, the grease would seep straight out. Though grease seeps out of regular mince, too, the fact that it's being /rendered/ out of solid fat as it cooks means far more of it will be left behind in the mince to begin with while already rendered fat, like bacon grease, would just fall right out.

So if you want bacon-y beef, find a butcher counter that sells slab bacon, ask them if instead of slicing it for you, if they'd run a chunk through the mincer, then take that home with you along with the leanest mince you can find. I did it and it worked a treat. Did it with beef navel bacon, by the way. Very, very good.
so would the only option be mixing lean beef with actual bacon?
Pretty much or you could ask for pork fat trimmings form your butcher. They'll usually give them to you for free since they'd just be thrown out anyway.
Then you take your meat and cut it into cubes and put it in the freezer for about a half hour or until they start to get firm on the outside. Then run it through a meat grinder or a food processor and aim for an 80/20 meat to fat percentage be weight.
As a side note, if you mix in bacon fat into some sort of minced meat, you can use that as a filling for some sort of meat pastry no problem. Like dumplings or xiao long bao, or meat pie etc.

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Thoughts on the convicted felon Martha Stewart?
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maybe see a chiropractor about that
High profile scapegoat who did next to nothing used to pretend the government was on top of wallstreet. Entire goddamn theater. And I can't stand the woman.
i would like to go back in time and munch on her box of cookies (aka her pussy) if you know what i mean
>not eating the dark meat, aka her unwashed anus
Come on friendo, think about it.

If you were being set in the dilemma of eating meat from only one animal the rest of your life, what animal would that be?
Turkey. I can eat turkey sandwiches, grill turkey breasts like chicken, eat turkey burgers, traditional holiday dinners, and I unironcially enjoy turkey bacon and sausage.

Hell, I could make deep fried turkey tenders too.

shits good and versatile af

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What would /ck/ look like if it was used exclusively by women aged 30-65?

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Chilling at home with the girlfriend. I'm doing dishes and she's folds laundry while she watches one of her cooking shows. She calls from the living room she wants to do wine and cheese.

I ask her what kind of wine. She wants Sangria (ugh) Ok, should I buy a Spanish red wine and we'll make a fruit cocktail? Or do you want something premixed? She stutters for a second and says to get a box. She doesn't specify a specific brand/vineyard.

On to the cheese. Are we going regional? She doesn't have a fucking clue and says she wants something easy to eat. How about Roncal?

"What the heck is that?"

"Sheep cheese"


"You've had feta, why are you acting all grossed out."

"It's different! Get some Swiss!"

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Fuck Poo Zealand and Fagsgaylia.
Good wines come from Europe and California.
I'd wager some North Carolina wines can compete with either.

South America too. Chile is lovely.
So let's all agree, Good wines come from Europe, California, North Carolina and South America.
Shitstraya and Gay Zealand can eat a lemon.
I'm from Australia, I've been to the vineyards where they make them, they're pretty bad mate.

You're a grade A wanker mate

It all depends on the specific maker, sure some soils are better for grapes but that is fixable

You can suck a lemon cunt, the wines shit but the country's alright.

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Alcohol thread

How long you been sober so far?
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I smoked every day for the past year and i've just run dry. The most i've felt is "man i've got nothing to do. I wish i could get high and do the dishes." I ended up playing runescape and cooking fried rice instead. Not having weed isn't even as bad as not having internet. Now there's my real problem.
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I'm pretty sure the dude has to have been trolling
Just drink it all yourself, none for al/ck/
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At least you somehow manage to complete your work...

: (

i fail at everything


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Share the eating experiences you're most ashamed of.
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>Be me
>5 years ago
>Try cooking frozen chicken
>Didn't preheat the oven
>Left it for 30 minutes in 220 degrees
>Raw inside burned outside
>Ate some of it before realising my mistake
>eat most of my fast food
>decide to try and be sneaky so I put a few hairs in the little bit of my food I had left
>really phone in a freak out get the shift manager involved and everything
>get a replacement meal (I put head hair in my fries and a couple of my long pissy NEET pubes in the sandwich) along with a bunch of coupons for other free stuff
>decide to do this at all the other fast food places in town
>mostly just as successful as the first caper with replacements and vouchers for free food
>eventually I run out of places in town so I go to the next city over and start doing it there
>everything falls apart once I get to the mcdonalds because the manager was the same as the one from the first time I guess he works at both
>he says it's too coincidental that the same exact thing happens to the same person so he won't refund me anything
>accept defeat and leave

it was a good run while it lasted heh...
Ate a dozen hotdogs one night for no other reason than I wanted to know what it was like to eat 12 hotdogs.

This thread is making me feel better about myself.
Hahah great bonus story
An old co-worker of mine insisted that there was nothing weird about him losing his virginity in a threesome with his brother and his brother's girlfriend.

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BĂ©arnaise is the greatest steak sauce in the world.
inb4 purist faggots ruin the thread by insisting NO TRUE STEAK should have a sauce

I love Bernaise. I tried to find some today for my steak but no luck so I opted for a peppercorn dijon

Never had a meatball sandwich in my life!
Not sure why, cause I like to make all kinds of sandwiches.
Am I missing out?
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I'll out my balls between your buns tho
They're pretty tasty. I would not necessarily consider them something you MUST try at least once in life, but if you have the opportunity to have one, definitely go for it.
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use leftover meatloaf instead.
this is100% correct
take your average meatball recipe and just form it into a loaf instead

slice it, slap on some marinara and good cheese and put it on some nice bread

I do this for my wife's sons and the absolutely love it
oh murr~

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why do people do this
im tired of people posting pictures like this
nothing can look good this way it is literally fucking impossible for a photo of food with flash on in a darkly lit room to not look disgusting
prove me wrong
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do americans really do this?
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Now that's what I call a shitpost.
>using an onboard flash ever

truely disgusting
Thanks for the warning, Carlos

any weird things you eat? combos of food that others give you weird looks for?

for me its nacho cheese doritos in a pb&j sandwich.
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Baked cheetos and orange soda (not combined but consumed at the same time) are GOAT.

Get a bowl, fill it with twizzlers filled twists (cut into half inch pieces) and cheez-Its, mix it up a bit and enjoy. It's also good to have a tall glass of water around.
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I like to dip chicken nuggets and french fries in honey. Not honey mustard, plain honey.

My nigga, I'm a spinach man too, especially at subway. The taste is mild and the texture is soft, it doesn't affect the taste of a sandwich whatsoever and it's just good to add because it's nutritious. You can add spinach to anything.
friend of mine does this. I remember the first time I saw him just bite into one like it was a fuckin apple I was horrified. Still haven't tried it, but ill work up the courage some day
I watched an LP of Deadly Premonition and got introduced to the Sinner's Sandwich. its supposed to just be bread, smoked turkey breast, cereal, and strawberry jam. I prefer mince on bread and with cheerios for the cereal. I also put the jam right on the Cheerios and wait a few minutes for the jam to soften them before I eat it.

It shouldn't work, but it just does.

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Another food gore thread, here we go.
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I really want to make this
The banana dog sounds great, but why drink this with coke?

They're just sealing back up for burial
>boiled Chicken
>McCains veges
>possibly boullion broth

Actually, what did you use to make the broth? Would eat nonetheless.

I want to make this, but lime jelly here is super sweet to make savory.
see: >>8720880
Unflavored gelatin + fresh lime juice

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What do you get at McDonald's, /ck/?
I like the Big Mac.
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We just got all day breakfast in Canada. So I added a bacon egg mcmuffin to my McGangBang.

Would recommend.
Nice, the only sensible choice for a baller on a budget.
wa la
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Sorry but no. I simply prefer a double quarter pounder with cheese, hot fresh fries, and an ice cold coca cola!

>No lettuce
>No tomato
>No pickles
>Cheese I don't want
>No Mayonnaise
>Handled by black """people"""

hmmm... not getting my business

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How do you cu/ck/boys feel about Starbucks?
Starbucks is basically Seven Eleven in most areas now... & there's always a homeless guy treating starbucks as his personal living room & toilet.

All the kids go to Blue Bottle or Philz nowadays...
I don't have Starbucks where I live. Is it true what they say, that it is -the- hangout place for snobby upper middle class teenage/young adult white girls?
i work there.
i would never buy our product.
overpriced shit
Ranges from terrible to acceptable to genuinely good, depending on what you get.

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What is a good recipe to make for my black bf, /ck/? He loooooooooves spicy food he puts hot sauce on everything lol. I don't usually cook but I'm pregant (he doesn't know yet) and I need him to marry me. I can NOT be a single mom, please this is v important
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99% chance of being a single mom
Also tits or gtfo

Come on man, that's just lazy.
Chicken and waffles
I hope you are a better cook than you are a fisher man.....cus this is the weakest bait I've ever seen
There's not a man alive who doesn't like a good milksteak OP. Top it with some jelly beans and he'll be begging you to put on that ring.

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