>>20909266
That's really weird since vegans are regularly in the Olympics.

>>20909291
is it easy to make?

>>20909305
throw it all in a bowl, mix, knead, tear into chunks and fry
i'd say it's a bit more effort than cutting up and frying boneless thighs, definitely less effort than deboning or any kind of breading

>>20909172
>Seitan
My guy you didn't actually take that anons advice from a thread like a year ago? he was fucking with you.

>>20909356
are you autistic? Was seitan invented on ck or what?
Im sorry, yes anon I totally took advice from that one thread from a year ago. I totally know which thread you are talking about but then decided to wait for a year.

>>20908729
The meat looks great, good job anon

>>20908729
Like your parents, I am very proud of you, anon. Good job- I'm really glad you suggested this

>>20908751
I wish my dad would sit and eat some of the meals I've made our family instead of sitting in front of the fucking tv and eating frozen dinners or grocery store bakery desserts and beer every night.

That was nice of you OP, the only I've made my folks is Chili

>>20908729
I like your Dad’s shirt
>Garum Ice Phone Aki

>>20909269
teabag

Depends on how much you want to spend, need more info

>>20908428
Thank you.

>>20908728
I’m OP and I’m American and I eat snails 2-3 times a week. They’re cheap on Amazon. They’re gnarley looking but taste amazing. My dad dared me to eat one at a fancy restaurant for $10 when I was a little kid and I’ve loved escargot ever since.
My traditional recipe is to simmer the snails in chardonnay for a couple minutes and then add 5 tablespoons of butter and 1 tablespoon of heavy cream and 1 minced garlic clove and salt. Let that cook for 10 minute stirring now and then and then serve on baguette with some parmesan cheese sprinkled on top. I’ve also made them stuffed in portobello mushroom tops. Just wanted to know if there are some secret recipes I’ve never heard of.

>>20908405
>I’m not reducing myself to eating tinned snails. I can find them for free in my garden.
Brain-eating parasites, dumbass

>>20908954
That's what cooking is for

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>>20908000
My car go,
150,
Swiftly.

>>20908949
i will be doing this in mushrooms
thank you
>>20908954
>>20909085
evolution baby

I went in not knowing the gimmick, thought the servers were kind of rude, didn't leave a tip.

>>20907776
Went there once because it was near the place I was visiting so it was convenient. The servers were mildly entertaining, the food was alright but the prices were fucking outrageous for what you got. I'm not mad that I went or anything but I can't really recommend it.

>>20908076
looks like a retirement home cafeteria

Went to the bar for a few drinks
>bartender spilled the first one all over the bar
>he never cleaned it up so the bar stayed wet the whole time I was there and it dripped all over the floor
>when we were about to leave I paid with a card so I had to sign the receipt
>he plopped the receipt in the spilled beer and gave me a crayon to sign it
>the crayon would not write and he made fun of me for it
>I 'signed' my name as a line in crayon and left like a 2$ tip

I thought it would be like bants or something but it's just people being allowed to be shitty at their job as a gimmick?

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They put white penis shaped paper hats on us and wrote insults. Our waitress was very rude and short with us. She reprimanded our order choices and belittled our outfits. She launched a barrage of insults at my older sister who I assume she was jealous iver her good looks and larg breast's. She nearly cried until our food arrived at whoch I noticed our waitress never arrived to check on us. It was a horrible dining experience and has effecrively ruined Myrtle Beach for me. Food was alright

>>20909278
>Chip cast iron
>cancer
>chip glass
>cancer
>chip teflon
>cancer
You just can't win

>>20909347
retard

>>20909351
>>Chip cast iron
>>cancer
>>chip glass
>>cancer
You're full of shit mate

>>20907697
Dumbass. Silicone is the most inert of all the materials mentioned here. It won't even allow you to glue things to it (except for silicone glue, of course, but all others fail). It's used in ophthalmic implants which require the highest sensitivity of biocompatability testing.

t. Medical device engineer

>>20909366
Burnt fat is super cancerous and tiny glass shards lodging in your stomach or gut will give you cancer.

>>20908527
This is true, never thought I even remotely needed a set before but I got one about a year ago and I use it a ton

>>20906973
is there no pre made pesto thats actually good?

>>20908994
it isnt. the nuts, olive oil, basil all cost a bit

>>20909113
I've made Alfredo esque sauces out of half price hard cheese

Made spaghetti type sauces out of bulk purchased Italian seasoning and bulk tomato paste, discount meat

I've grown basil in a pot in front of my window for 75cent and made pesto ( which can be made with other green herbs too)

Your skill level for cheap is low

>>20909113
>he buys pine nuts
Pro tip: use pretty much any other nuts, not only is it gonna be much cheaper but also better

>>20909338
Shopping is fun. Going to specialty grocery stores is fun. What board are you on?

>>20909346
>specialty grocery store
I guess? We shop there pretty regularly because they've got decent prices on most non meat things and they advertise their prices online but they're just another grocery store to me.
Only thing that sets them apart in my mind is the large food court since we don't buy much packaged food

>>20909329
Imagine her pressing her foot down firmly on your erect cock

>>20909329
>Should I visit an H-mart? Is it worth the hype?
Absolutely. They are worth the visit if you are visiting say NYC, lots of snacks to put in your hotel fridge. Chips and candies, and fresh items too.

>>20909358
>but they're just another grocery store to me.
no, they aren't They are strictly asian.

>>20908887
I've posted about the rentry less times that you seethed about it. Take your meds and dance some more.

coffee is one of those things that are so cheap that you'd probably have to be stupid to go through all the trouble growing, harvesting, processing, and roasting your own coffee plants, but has anybody here ever bothered and was it worth it?

>>20908976
>so basically a timemore c2
No. What gave you that impression? C2 is a generic pentagonal burr with internal adjustment.

>>20909015
Plenty of home roasters in these threads. As for home growing, I'd like to try, but I live in zone 5b (too cold) and don't really have much experience with houseplants.

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I recently bought a sage precision brewer (and dose control pro) as my daily driver because I heard picrel used it himself for 2 years. Have I been meme'd? I can achieve the same thing with a v60 but I thought the automation would be worth it. I'm starting to think I should have just got a bean to cup machine.

>>20905066
You milled the flour and harvested the eggs all by yourself?

>>20905653
Does demiurge use imperial measurement?

>>20905071
DID YOU RAISE THE COW FROM FUCKING BIRTH??? NO.

>>20909314
Shut the fuck up you unfunny retard, he said from scratch not from the field.

I think I'll try making some pasta tomorrow seeing as how I have a pasta roller I never used. How long do I need to boil it if I cut it thin like spaghetti? 2-3 mins? Do I still need to add salt and olive oil in the pot? Does homemade pasta react better when combining with the sauce in a pan?

Most people start to feel the effects on their heart after 2 cans. If someone downed 2 litres, they'd have a pretty bad time.

>>20908960
Why does your mother cry herself to sleep at night thinking of what you've become?

>>20909290
because she's the one who didn't prepare and failed to raise him

Kids would be dying and people would be questioning the purpose of their taxes.

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>>20908960

>>20909349
Nothing that is actually healthy in America tastes good
Our demonic masters have corrupted the country and made sure of it
Reject the godless pleasures and stop being a hamfat

>>20909349
>or I can make something with decent macros
say that in English?

>>20909355
It not empty calorie

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>>20909073
you'd be surprised. Ck usually gets all my concocktions correct.

>flour, water, baking power, everything seasoning
>egg
>chives

Worcestershire sauce also makes it slap. These are likle little customizable pizzas without grease!

>>20909077
Sounds awful, first guy was better off

>>20908730
kd

>>20908730
9/10
You don't get a 10 because zero sugar cola sounds really nasty.

>>20909057
Why are your toes considerably longer on your left foot than your right? Interesting, never observed this phenomena before.

>no food besides eggs and mysterious freezer bags labeled with women's names and dates

>>20908586
>>rice cooker
so she's racist? dodged a bullet

>>20909021
You're never going to get a girlfriend if you can't be at least a little racist. They won't respect you otherwise.

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>>20908586
>no kosher salt

>>20908861
>>20909276
>using goysalt
retards