I’ve just gotten over 4 days straight of stomachaches and shitting water. Now that I’m feeling back to normal, what meal should I have to celebrate?
Indian food
>>22154990Not any water or healthy foods.
Nice cans of water. Not the can, but drink the contents.
>>22154990american lettuce salad
>>22154990You should eat whatever Tom Pearl is eating today
I'm trying to come up with ideas for a unique strawberry ice cream, but I'm coming up blank.Any ideas, /ck/?I don't want to end up with a basil strawberry ice cream.
>>22153085I know how to make whipped cream, I thought we were talking about getting cream from like a dairy farm or something.
>>22153091there's a chance that is a thing, I would swear that's how you get the extra fat, but don't quote me on that
>>22151805I make strawberry ice cream using strawberries I grow in my garden and also add organic freeze dried ones that have been powered as well to the base. The base is usually vanilla custard and sometimes I add biscuit I bake and break into chunks and dehydrate.
>>22151805Strawberries and cream ice cream.
In summary >OP asks for ideas>Isnt open to any ideas There’s a reason this board is such ass.
Lets be real most people should not eat more than this each meal. What are your favorite small portion plates?
>>22154886You’re not going to convince anyone to join your starvation diet
>>22154891It’s not a diet it’s a lifestyle change actually.
>>22154886dude, that's some concentration camp diet. rlly sad
I made pork tenderloin in adobo sauce. It went like this:> cut pork tenderloin into 1 1/2 in. cubes> cook pork in dutch oven> put adobo sauce in dutch oven and mix> place Dutch oven in oven for a few hours until cooked.It came out really tender and delicious. Now I wanted to know if there are any other sauces I can make where it follows the steps? Is it possible to do it with sweet and sour sauce? Any anons here have any ideas what I can do?
literally any sauce
>>22154687if you made the adobo sauce yourself you can alter a few of the ingredients to make other mexican sauces for stewing or braising meat in dishes like guisado or chile colorado
>>22154687Sauce that you make or buy? Gochujang may fit the bill and be easy to buy.
I don’t completely remember the recipe but it I was like this>Slice pork loin into medallions>Season, flour and brown>Fry garlic, ginger, brown sugar, chilli, and soy sauce >Add pork and toss to coatIt was made with lemongrass greens and vermicelli. I can probably dig up the recipe but this is /ck/ and we all know you aren’t going to put in any effort and try something different.
none of that faggot whiskey stuff editionPrevious bread: >>22110929Topics of note:Gen Z doesn't drink, distilleries going out of businessLagavulin concedes Laphroiag is better, film at 11Cognac vs. Armagnac - which suits your palette?
>>22154535The word (at least from reddit so take with a grain of salt) is they had it for sale at the distillery but took it off the shelf for a september release to line up with other markets
>>22154872wack. was told mid sept at retailers. me want now. ripthis stuff is mid. need yum
Wow did I make a horrible mistake.I didn't quite finish off my glass of whiskey and left it sitting on my desk overnight. This morning I grabbed the glass and figured I'd drink the remaining eighth of an inch or so.EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. All the alcohol and most of the flavor evaporated overnight. What was left was yellow-orange-ish water that tasted fucking awful.
>>22154988you didnt cover it? I've left my glass out overnight(s) while covered and it's fine. after 48 hours is too long. might be the humidity or air conditioning.
>>22154988bro drank his piss cup
>keeps the dishes spick and span
>>22154946A dishwasher is far more efficient than washing by hand. It isn't quicker, but that hardly matters because you can do other things while it's operating.
>>22154946don't bother, frustration stemming from a miserably tiny kitchen is logical
>>22154946All you can do is repeat "durr you use a dishwasher for convenience so u can't do the hand wash" like a broken record so if you're going to act like a poor retard then my response will be to just call you a poor retard. Respond to my argument if you want me to do anything but insult you. I spend less time interacting with dirty dishes than you do because I use a dishwasher and for some reason that makes you mad because I'm not doing literal brainless monkey-tier work. Your time might be worthless to you, that's your choice. I drive a car too for my convenience, but you seem like the sort of dumbass to think that means I can't walk to places. You... have a vehicle at least, right?
Why does Miele hate gay cakes?
>>22154965lol listen to you
How are these guys still around?
>>22154938is that anything like the Hungry Jack's Cowboy™ range? >>22149710
>>22147425Honestly no idea but I got all these cool Star Wars toys at some point. I have 0 interest in revisiting them as an adult because they were mid as a child and from my perception they got outcompeted hard by Wendy's in current year. Wendy's and Whataburger, maybe Sonic or Braums is kind of carrying the crown right now for places that can't get In-n-out, which is currently all of my shooting headlines for days straight. Maybe it's just time for a new burger joint to take the stand for a few years before irrelevance
>>22147425Bacon king? I put one down on a cheat day after a good week of workouts maybe every 3 months. Good stuff.
>>22147425MemesAmericans love the taste of burning dog shit
>>22154991>Americanshttps://youtu.be/ShWvw9EqFso?si=0lgMGMMav4NFsDYQ
What's the fattest thing you've done? Be honest.I went to a house party and I did not know the people. It was a friend of a friend's relative's house or something. The food there went quickly and I didnt get any, so I went into their fridge and found a box of sushi and ate the whole thing. I was drunk and just kinda mad that they didn't have enough food.
>>2214772520k calories is 50 mcdoubles. It's about a whole week's worth of calories. I sincerely doubt you ate even half that much in the span of half a day.
>>22148462This whole post is pure gold and a little hot.
>>22147262My first cooking job in high school the manager came up to me and said "Anon, that's your third shift meal today. How much are you planning to eat?"I didn't realize anyone was counting. I then learned to eat one meal conspicuously and then just sneak snacks and know when to do it.
>>22154767Did you drink a lot of soda with it? I could swing two 14” pizzas and be way too full but two 16” is beyond me
>>22147262I was heading home from work one manic friday, and I got so lazy that I went to 7/11 to get one of their Pizzas because Little Caesars was already closed.The thought occurred to me "I bet I'm hungry enough to eat the whole thing"I did it. I felt so much shame, I put myself on a diet of rice, chicken, carrots, fish, and salads for a week before I got bored and relapsed.
The eternal debate
>>22154480>>22154096>taurineyour drinking bull semen
>>22154096Hail to the king, baby! There is nothing like that first sip of the day.
>>22154096It's quite simple, actually.
>>22154096Not rockstar
$1 a can, 16oz, sip on one all shift
Are they the biggest waste of money ever? Order a meal, comes with sides and a sald or soup. Yea lets get some food before all of that. wtf??
>>22153545>a plate of crumbled nachosI'd refuse to pay
>>22153752Who cares?
>>22154051fattie
>>22154754Ok?
>>22153545Sick tats, fatass. To answer your question, sometimes appetizers are for a group to share to snack on while the main meals are being prepared.
I highly doubt anyone on here has ever heard of these unless you're Brazilian too but back in Brazil when I was like 3 or 4 I was fucking obsessed with these and everything about them. Basically just cute turtle shaped chocolate candies. Really basic but I loved them. Flavors included brigadeiro filling (in this case just soft chocolate cream with sprinkles), vanilla filling, strawberry filling, strawberry jelly filling, dulce de leche/caramel filling, coconut filling, etc. They were almost all milk chocolate but there was one or two white chocolate flavors. No dark chocolate. Sorry if picrel looks bad. I couldn't find a good Tortuguita pic that showed it good in high quality both in and outside of the packaging. I also couldn't find all flavors together or both a milk chocolate and white chocolate together next to each other for reference. Bummer.
>>22151789lame. the idea of eating a whole animal just creeps me out even if it is made out of chocolate
>>22154642>the idea of eating a whole animal just creeps me out Um...if you're not vegetarian or vegan you already do that dude. Almost everyone does that all the time.
They aren't farming karma here. They're making stupid over exaggerated posts, screen capping them and then running back to redd*t. In particular the sub which soley focuses on 4 chan. which is literally just faggots peering at the 4chan "greatest hits" like a museum. And these niggers want a spot on the fridge>>22152636
>>22154800oh. i don't really use reddit at all so i didn't have any idea. redditors are so insufferable and will be snarky and sarcastic and will downvote you to oblivion over the dumbest things. like one time they were talking about how dark chocolate is the best and milk and especially white chocolate are garbage. and then i said dark is my favorite but milk and white are great too. and just like that i got almost a thousand downvotes my comment removed by a mod and banned from the subreddit
>>22154827I wish I could say I didn't believe you but I do. On an LGBTQ+ related subreddit (because I'm bisexual) a post was talking about how masculine women are so much more attractive than feminine women and how masculine women are so brave for defying social norms and how people who prefer feminine are misogynists trying to keep women from advancing in society. And then I commented saying that I admire masculine women and think they're beautiful in their own way but I personally am much more attracted to feminine women, and I clarified that I find both masculine and feminine women equally beautiful and valid I'm just personally more attracted to feminine women DELIBERATELY TRYING TO BE AS CAREFUL AND LEAST OFFENSIVE AS POSSIBLE WITH MY WORDING and stating over and over that masculine women are amazing but feminine women are just more my thing...and what's the first reply? "aS a BuTcH lEsBiAn WoMaN i FiNd yOuR pOsT ExTrEmElY oFfEnsIve AnD iNhUmAnE" and then I kept trying to de-escalate the conversation as much as possible saying if I offended them I'm extremely sorry and my intent was not to be offensive and you know what happened next? Heavily downvoted and banned from the subreddit...fun.
which fast food joint has the best coffee?
>>22152773McDonalds for sure. Worst coffee is Carls Jr (good burgers but their coffee is utter shit).
>>221545078/10 story but you could have worked in a three-for-free somewhere. Also not mentioned: lawsuit for burning yourselfstill, I enjoyed your story and also agree with your overall assertion
>>22152773hate to bandwagon but it's 100% McDs. Honorable mention to Whataburger they have solid coffee too
taco bell coffee is worst...like the idea of coffee from taco bell just sounds revolting in itself
>>22154459And light ice
>Thought Duff Beer would taste amazing as a kid growing up based on the way Homer was obsessed with it>Realise now it'd be the typical weak ass American beer that tastes like piss
>>22154496Correct. Only your dads.
>>22154366This. It's a typical "heavy" American rice lager like Budweiser or PBR. It tastes like just slightly sweet bread.>>22154418American beer has little flavor, and because of that it pairs well with everything, any situation, any time of year. The more flavorful a beer is the more niche is it, and tends to 'really' shine in certain scenarios and be kind of mid in others.
>>22154365I dont have access to Duff in Europe but i have access to Bud and i dont think European Budweiser is worse than the american one, Bud is drinkable but it's terribly tastelessIs Duff THAT bad?
My stores have all these random craft beers from Portland and Seattle or whatever and hipsters making 50 different versions of IPAs. I usually go with good ol Coors Banquet desu
>>22154879I don’t know what form of terminal retardation everyone has that makes people believe the only two types of beer on the planet are macro piss lagers or super hoppy ipas
Whats your favorite ingredients that aren't commonly used? For me its cardamom, spoiled wine and yellow woodsorrelCardamom used to be carried in walmart (at least at mine) but they eventually stopped. None of my family have used it. I went into this small family owned spice shop and asked if they had any at first they said no, but then realized it was probably in their discount bin and there it was, 7 104 gram jars for $1 each. I grabbed all but one for someone who might need it.It kind of tastes like licoriceSpoiled wine is hard to find; I have to go to garage or estate sales and its typically sold "for display only" because they only had it as decorations, and for cheap too, usually $1 a bottle. To me that is a steal, its a great cooking ingredient, i'd put it in the same class as soy sauce or worcestershire sauce. I've had bottles of spoiled wine from the year 2000 and they're good. If i spot a bottle from any earlier its like i've hit jackpot on an amazing ingredientYellow woodsorrel is good as a garnish but i've also blended it into puree'd soups and curries (or mixed alcoholic drinks). It tastes a bit acidic and sweet, like lemons. Good as a garnish on lamb, chicken, fish, or cold soups like gazpacho. You find it by walking on a lawn and looking for it, it is often mistaken for clover; but its flowers are yellow with pedals and look nothing like clover. There are different varieties, some grow tall, some stay short and bushy (but still only 2-3 inches tall)
>>22154147BASEDI’m trying to shop out property like that
>>22154180>I’m trying to shop out property like thatim just in the suburbs, about 40 min from a big city. There is a horse ranch down the road from me, walmarts within 10 minutes, and every other type of shopping imaginable is within 15.I spent 2 years visiting west virginia looking for homes with 50+ acres but its too remote, and too steep of terrain. If you value being close to family, i'd settle close to them but distant enough where a house on an acre is easily obtainable. I have a garden that produces enough for me to jar leftovers. I planted almost a dozen fruit trees as well as grapes but its too soon for me to see fruit. I have a chicken coop and get fresh eggs every day. Its obtainable without being remote
>>22154241So cool, I’m envious
>>22154116Cardamom is great and underused, but where do you live that it's at all hard to find...any half decent spice wholesaler or ethnic grocery store should carry it. My favourite ingredient that's actually hard to come by are chive blossoms. They are super pretty and have a nice taste. Awesome for a colourful garnish, or for making pretty vinegar or butter. But you pretty have to grow your own chives, let them mature to the point where you will probably end up sacrificing a lot of the actual chives, you have a short window to harvest them, and even then there's no guarantee your chives will actually flower.
Saffron. The king of spices. One of the reasons I love Spanish food so much is its heavy use of saffron, but it's so finicky and rare it doesn't get used much elsewhere.
Making burritoads tonight, what should I put in them?
>>22154904cyanide
>>22154904edible food?or steel wool, idk i aint yo pappy
>>22154909I don't have any steel wool.
