I love these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe. Easily the GOAT dried fruit. I've almost finished a two-pound bag of them over the last coupe of days. Can't get enough.
>>20319453Probably soaked in isoamyl acetate or banana oil or something as well
>>20319485Like banana chips but with no flavor!
>>20319485Ah yes, the estranged retarded sibling to Banana Chips.
>>20319379They are pretty good, it's just a shame they have so many calories. One slice is like 50cal. I usually buy the unsweetened ones from Bulk Barn. The bags I buy never last more than a day or two after purchasing.You should get some Banana Milk to go with those. That'd be kino
>>20319379I got a pretty big bag of them once and couldn't stop eating them once I started. I can't control myself and they are very high calorie so not worth it.
How do you choose to enjoy this great spread?
Avocado toast with marmite and chili flakes
>>20319344NTA but i love vegemite soup in winter, its a tablespoon of vegemite in a mug of hot water, shits great
>>20319344Yeah they use marmite as a glaze for grilled chicken in SE Asia. Usually mixed with honey. It's like a sharper teriyaki flavour, very nice.
>>20319014>love it or hate itI just like it. It's meh. I will not bow to your imposed dichotomy.>posting memespread you saw on a horror subreddit about how disgusting British food isPic related is the real deal. DO NOT tell normies about it, else demand will rise and the price will go up. I impart my bongland oldfag knowledge for the benefit of anons only.
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people are just pretending to like coffee
>>20312508The newman's own coffee they use at nald's is actually pretty decent quality. I much prefer it to dunks or bucks.
>>20312708She's cute and people noticed, which is an instant path to success if you're a woman.
>>20310995I like black iced coffee. It brings out the flavor of the coffee in a way that black cold brew could never. It's also great to have if I make a pot of pour-over and it's hot out and I'm sweaty. So then it will cool me down.I like black iced coffee. The end
>>20318452Shut the fuck you stupid nigger, I doubut you even sleep at all in your bumfuck hovel you mistakenly cqll a house.
>>20319510It's admittedly tough with all the pussy begging to ride me, but I do manage to catch a bit of sleep here and there.
Milk is the BEST drink.
>>20319463Have you considered drinking milk instead of shit?
>>20319271The best drink is water, but milk is a close second.
I've been drinking grass-fed milk and it's so fucking good, worth the price
>>20319271>>20319277Choco milk is best milk
Isn't it true that the best chocolate milk comes from happy cows?
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
literal child abuseyou're a victim
This tastes like shit
>>20319297Not sure what your problem is. Hello it's called insanity sauce. Yeah I had a drop on my eggs once and it was far too spicy but at the very least I remember a distinct peppery flavor.
>>20319473The spice isn’t the issue at all, it’s the ammonia flavor. If anything I thought this would be hotter
>>20319297Whats in the skull?
>>20319482What sauce would you say has overkill levels of spice but still tastes good?
>>20319297>GOURMET INSANITY SAUCE
I'm the only one that, when eating a can of sardines, experiences a happiness boost that lasts through the whole day?Is that the power of OMEGA3?Gather here, Sardines brothers.
>>20257881These are very good. Both my grandfathers particularly liked these as an appetizer. It's stuck with me since. I like the club snacks as they are nice and buttery. A little cream cheese doesn't hurt as well
>buy Aldi store brand deenz>open can>giant human hair sitting on top of the fishalright, thats another brand on the shit list
>eat deens for years without issue>started getting horrible heartburn and burps all day after eating them
>>20311798>oscarswho the fuck is forcing this king oscars is good meme?are you just trying to trick people into not buying the good shit?
>>20319409You'll have to tell us what you think good deenz/macks are so we can know if your opinion matters or not
Why is bourdains sandwich a meme? IT's just a grilled cheese with mortadell in the middle.
>>20319424>he hung himselfRetard detected
>>20319451>The cause of his death was suicide by hanging, using a belt from his hotel bathrobeYou fucking stupid newfag mongoloid downy dog raping dipshit
>>20319469Its obvious to anyone with a brain what happened to him, kill yourself jew
>>20319469>You fucking stupid newfag mongoloid downy dog raping dipshitthats what they want you to think.
that's a ham and cheese hot pocket
>British people actually do this Lol
>>20318653And what's with the mushy peas with every meal? Peas are barely edible. Mushy peas are baby food.
butter on saltines is the lowest british cuisine i have done.
>>20319392British people love to boil peas into a paste. In classic British fashion, they refer to it affectionately as "mushy peas".This is not a joke. They love this shit.
>>20319457>boil into mushyou smash them up usually and add some butter, i find them vile though so i dont know why im defending them.
>>20319457They're marrow peas, though. Not green peas as non-knowers tend to imagine. Marrow peas are better that way. Unlike potatoes, which are best when not mashed.
legitimate question how tf am i supposed to eat a croissant . exploding its flakey ass all over the shit whenever i touch it. delicious af but impossible to eat without bringing a freaking shop vac
You dip it in milky coffee
>>20319037Put the whole thing in your mouth, dumbass.
>>20319037>tf is a croissantpre-buttered bread
Cut it in half lengthwise then butter it and add your jam of choice. Put the lid back on or eat it as 2 seperate pieces.
>>20319382You know when someone is too proud to be a stoner. This is that guy
Question, how would you have felt if yesterday you didn't eat breakfast?
>>20319270hungrier than usual. I needs my breakfast
>>20319318Because it's always pol kids trying to troll creative boards with thinly veiled pol bait. That's how OP gets his kicks. Him and his fun-time pals. Gets no you's on pol, has to try elsewhere. But only knows one move.Sad.
Anybody in prison or on trial giving a straight answer to questions like this is a straight up moron. Lawyers often try to use speculative questions to trip you up and convince the jury of a contradiction between what you would do and what you claim you did do. Your lawyer should be blocking the questions, but you usually can't trust your own lawyer unless you're very rich.
Growing up I didn't like eating breakfast because that meant I couldn't sleep in. I rather sleep than eat. I would wake up 15 mins before the bus arrived.
>>20319270I haven't had breakfast in like a month. I'd feel fine.
tacos iberico secretos
>>20319150There's a guy here who calls me Travis all the time for some reason
>>20319001Vegas Test Kitchen. was it any good?
>>20318958This Stewart retard with his nigger shitbull and crackhead mom blogposts so often that anons have figured all this shit out. He's somehow an even bigger faggot than the taco bell asshole.
>>20319193yukon pizza was good, would recommend. never been to vegas test kitchen.
>>20318846Fuck yea I will enhance and jerk off to this. Thanks stew
>>20317515Blessed be the maker and his water.
>>20317887It's too late, the mold has already taken hold.
>>20317580Holy shit that looks like bonito bricks that Japs shave flakes off of. That looks dry AF.
>>20317496I’m ready
>>20317597Great looking texture on that, is it a nice dense but smooth chew?
>mfw I press 0% on the tip screen at a counter service restaurantDoes anyone actually fall for that scam?
>>20319189This.I live in Japan, where it would literally be considered a dishonorable action to accept a tip at all. Try to leave one, or even walking away from a restaurant before receiving your change, and you will see quickly what I mean.
>>20319009>No one is risking their livelihood for some microaggression shit. no one...? Really?
linecook wagie here. i have spit in at least 100 people's dishes. keep that in mind next time you decide to not tip.
>Would you like to round up for the Veteran's Children Hospital College Fund?
>>20319347Tips go to customer service workers, baka.Preps, linecooks, and dishwashers are simply paid more to retain them.
>Be me, average guy in a cooking class full of women>Think I'm Gordon Ramsay, actually a danger to vegetables>Partner up with a lady as clueless as me Weeks of kitchen disasters bond the class>Final challenge: cook for a shelter. We nail it by working together Realization: It wasn’t just about cooking, but breaking stereotypes and embracing equality>Our duo, once mocked, now celebrated for improvement Start a blog, sharing our kitchen fails and wins>Moral: Equality isn’t just nice, it’s necessary. It turns messes into successes, proving we’re better together.
>>20317738"in a cooking class "
>>20315545>yjw she gives the sloppiest throat gurglinist, toes curlinist, nuts on her tonsils, crossed eyes and hand on your thighs, make a nigga wanna yodel kinda gluck gluck this side of the Euphrates
>>20317133>>20316699my gf gets wet when i cook her something good, and i get satisfaction of seeing someone enjoy something i made, so its a win win. she does most of the other chores, so i'm more than happy to do the only part of the "housework" that's fun and involves creativity and flair
>>20317722Oh but you do. Japanese cuisine is not like other cuisines; everything must be done with care and respect based on the princioles of 生き甲斐, and I mean >everything<. If you have grown up in another culture chances are you will never learn that kind of properly respectful approach to life, and it will affect your cooking deeply.>>20317122>cooking: :)>cooking, japan: >:(Never change, /ck/.
>>20317747Yes. Not culinary school. A cooking class is usually a single day or a few evenings over a few weeks. They're for amateurs wanting to pick up something new and meet some new people, not for people trying to go pro.