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Any tips for anyone coming off of a diet that cut out alcohol and was pretty restrictive with calories? I've lost 25 lbs and want to be more careful from here on out.
>cutting alcohol out of your diet

I know I'm technically already malnourished, but if I cut alcohol out altogether my daily caloric intake would be so low that I'd probably whither away within a couple of weeks, and I'm not exactly skinny.
You feel hunger again when quitting, after withdrawals.

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Post and discuss Nordic cuisine.
Pic related, gravlax.
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>Except that's not true, lol. Youw ill get some major callouses but your hands never change in size after you pass puberty
>except that's not true
>except major callouses
Exactly what I said you spergy dogfucker. Note that I didn't mention muscles, I mentioned callouses and fleshyness. Hands that look like beaten beef. Idiot.
Here you go. Also, the body changes a lot after how you use it. It's more than just genes. Archeologists who dug up old English archers noted that the skeleton around the shoulders had been shaped by huge muscles and tendons. Being a big guy and drawing a bow all day every day had literally been imprinted on their skeleton. And you say hands, the body tool we use the most, won't get changed from lifestyle? Look at pic related's stumpy meat pies.
Have you never in your life met a guy who works out in a field ll day and has wiry, calloused hands? It's just as common as meeting businessmen with oversized apish hands. It has no bearing on your trade, outside of a well-worn and callous weathered nature. The only feature I could consider is a kind of "flattening" that comes from continuous gripping and beating into the palms.
Sorry, I guess we were talking about the same thing and I came off sounding like an asshole.

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This is a guido burger from Hodads in San Diego. It's topped with pastrami, ketchup, dill pickle slices, swiss cheese, grilled onions, and brown mustard. Would you eat it?

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is everyone here fat or what? i'm definitely overweight.
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>6'5" 140 pounds
>anything less than a spoopy scary skeleton
You need to gain some fucking weigh friendo

I'm 5'10" ~170 pounds and have barely visible abs currently
I come on /ck/ because my three hobbies are fitness, cooking, and shitposting and this board fulfills a good 2/3 of them
>vegan brownies
Fuck you fat ass, I'd gladly put every one of you fat bastards down for being the lazy fucks you are.

Get bullied by a manlet I take it, sunshine?
Same here, I'm a /tv/ cross poster. I'm also love cooking though and I've learned a fair bit. Mainly I'm here to cause arguments with strangers, but I have learned a little.

>having intestinal issues, in bathroom with major pains
>"switch to a high fibre diet so you can pass with less pain"
>start eating whole grains, grapes, pears, etc
>cant poop for 2 days
>when i do it hurts worse than before

did i fall for the high fiber gimmick?
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>retard eats like retard
>eats healthy food for a day
>garbage stuck to the walls of intestines tear off, garbage finally starts getting painfully washed out

every time
Assuming you don't have one of the weird GI issues where fiber makes things worse (I do), you need to gradually increase fiber. I recommend magnesium citrate for acute constipation.
drink more water
Get some magnesium citrate, I've had to evacuate my bowels before and this will definitely do the trick. BUT take a few tsp's every hour and see what happens, I drank a whole bottle and pissed out my ass for 6 hours straight.
How did you ruin your asshole? I'd like to know so I can never become like you.

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ITT childish food preferences and habits
I think bell peppers are gross. I get a lot of shit for it for being a grown-ass adult and thinking that but god I can't stand them
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>decided I didn't like butter as a kid
>try it once at ten and get terrible food poisoning
>now I pretend to have an intolerance
If nobody tells me it's butter in the dish I eat it no problem
Onions and cabbages. The flavour of onion doesn't bother me, but the texture of it just really bothers me. I despise the flavour of cabbages though, it tastes like utter shit.

Ironically, I really enjoy kimchi.
Beets taste like dirty feet. I have no earthly idea why people eat them.

I grew up hating everything that wasn't beef, chicken or cheese. I thank God every day that I grew out of that, and now enjoy pretty much everything. Used to think I'd never like seafood, now I crave it. Couldn't bear the thought of mushrooms, now gravies just aren't the same without them.

But turnips? Fuck them. It's like eating an acrid lovechild of a potato and onion that have both gone off and rolled around in some dirt. No matter how I cook it.
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FUCK ONIONS. They're only enjoyable in salsa.

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Starbucks introduces the new Unicorn Frap™!

>The chain says the drink was inspired by the trend of unicorn-themed food online and starts out purple with a sweet and fruity taste. It changes to pink and tart after it's stirred to mix in a blue drizzle. It will be available from April 19 to April 23 in the United States, Canada and Mexico, with a 12-ounce size containing 280 calories.
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Anything in gender studies will give you a boost.
Me and a friend went to 3 fuckin g Starbucks stores and they were all sold out.
Duh? You're following some faggy trend. The rest of the normies and bronies beat you to it, chump. Be a little more cutting edge next time if you want a hot limited item.
Lol post gore and scare the PR fag off

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Meat Loaf is delicious as hell....literally the only people I've met who hate it are people who have a weird aversion to ground meat in general, probably because they heard rumors that if meat is ground up it's somehow "fake"

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Just stop trying with the "topping" shit. Stop. It's enough. Go eat a sandwich if you don't like pizza.

Pic rel'd Artichoke
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this is the only kind of pizza I eat
>stop liking what i don't like
wow, that was easy

Fair but flawed

Not arguing that buffalo chicken or Italian capicola isn't good. Arguing that pizza (no additives) is a distinct and pure food in and of itself.

i.e. chicken francaise smothered in nacho cheese may be good, but it's not chk francaise anymore
A sandwich ingredients that were never used back when the sandwich was first conceived is still a sandwich, it's just a _____ sandwich

A pizza with added toppings is still a pizza, it's just a pizza with other shit
>A pizza with added toppings is still a pizza, it's just a pizza with other shit

If you don't like lots of toppings don't make/order pizza with lots of toppings. If other people want to, try and remember that it doesn't affect you so you don't need to get angry about it.

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Admit it, you'd order one.
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I would if it was on bread instead of a donut
Only if I was blacked out drunk. And somehow ended up in flyoverland.
Flaming hot snacks are for minorities
This is disrespectful to not just cooking, but common sense.
>flaming hot cheetos

You do not belong on this board.


Really makes you think...
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I draw the line at herbivores. They taste better. I make an exception for pigs. Pigs are omnivorous, yet delicious. Praise Jesus.
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"The weak are meat the strong do eat."
Vegan B8 again.
Sod off and go and chew some celery
Is that chart saying that golden retriever is closer to food than a bulldog? And that giant cats are the most pet-like pets of them all?
I'd eat every dog on there but the basset hound out of spite
I really want to eat some rabbit

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>preheat oven
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>do not eat raw
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>Wash your hands
Is that dr house before he got his MD?
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>After 1 minute, remove, stir, then microwave for 3 more minutes

Which do you prefer?
Short grain or long grain?
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that's what you'd use to make rissoto
its used for rissoto. i believe it classifies as medium grain rice.
depends on what you want to do with it. eating pure rice? jasmin/basmati. side for chili/curry/fish dishes I'd use long grain mixed with black "rice". risotto, rice pudding, sushi you need to use round short grain
Brown long grain boil in bag. Anything else is just tryhard.
Short grain has greater moister retention than long grain. So, it really depends on the dish.

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You watch it. ADMIT IT.
Also I'm actually amazed that Buzzfeed has sunk as much money into their budget for food/trips as they have.
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>reading anything by Buzzfeed

Yea, fuck off with that faggotry.
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Fun fact, every time you watch Buzzfeed you support Antifa protests.

I fucking hate foodies, by the way. You travel half way around the world just to stuff your face. There are more interesting things to do on vacation than eating.
I've never heard of this, because I don't use Buzzfeed, because I am a straight adult male.
This is the first time I've ever heard of it. So, no, I don't watch it.

Go start another viral marketing thread.

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Post your dinner.

Mashed potato, green beans, deep fried grilled cheese.
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I was making carbonara but I was too drunk and fell asleep so now the noodles, peas and bacon are all sitting on a plate in the fridge
>Deep fried grilled cheese
I bet you used Wonderbread and Kraft singles too you man-child.
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Purple cauliflower is a gem to find. To me I feel like it's a bit sweeter than reg white cauliflower.
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Bibimbap and kimcjijeo
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