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I was given avocados, what can I do with them?
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>>6644901
Smoke them, the taste is indescribable
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Similar to the pudding mention above, you can make a chocolate mousse/pudding with them and then freeze it for fudgesicles
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When I was in psych ward a Polish guy offered everyone some avocado from time to time.
Just eat them.
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>>6646749
Thanks!

>>6647123
That's a bit adorable.
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I make hummus a lot, so I include them. Avocado hummus is to die for

Alright /ck/ I am fucking confused so I hope you can help me out here.

I cook for some of my housemates and recently a new one came in and apparently he doesn't eat animals with horns such as sheep or goats. What kind of sense does that make? Some weird kind of diet or belief I've never heard of? It seems so oddly specific that I am baffled.
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>>6647470
I don't want to get bitched at. It's happened before, for example when someone who was kind-of sort-of vegetarian (don't ask, I don't know either) got upset because the meat put in front of him wasn't biological and refused to eat.

>>6647477
Kind of weird. He used to be in a neo Nazi group and beat up a black dude to fit in. Also said "gas the Jews" and "fuck society" during dinner. And described himself as a "pansexual". And constantly swears.

>>6647480
I know. See above.

>>6647481
"no horned animals such as sheep or goats"
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He was cuck'd once and now gets triggered if anyone gives him the horns.
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>>6647487
You got yourself a satanic cultivist.

Run for your life, son. Run while you can!
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>>6647491
Possible. I think he was flirting with some guys yesterday at dinner though.

>>6647494
I got that same impression but I never heard of such a weird belief about horned animals.

Gonna go cook now so see you fags in an hour or so.
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Stop cooking for everyone you pushover stooge.

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I froze this the day I bought it. Do you think its still good
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>>6647442
Submerge in cool water.
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>>6647478
but then he might swim away!
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>>6647418
Thaw and cook
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I keep fish filets in the freezer for months. But then again these are vacu-sealed IQF filets. This is a store packaged filet, so it make have picked up some weird flavors from the freezer. But, chances are it'll be just fine as long as you cook it right.
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>>6647483
kek

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Sup guys, I heard some of you may not approve of my most recent food purchase. Why are you so mad, /ck/?
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>>6646323
The stupid part is the people that can afford this are the same one that bitch about the environment. Look at all of that fucking packaging per meal.
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>>6647440
People with money have a diverse set of values just as people without money have a diverse set of values. Stop oversimplifying the world just because you feel it owes you something.
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>>6647454
Well that's fair an-
>because you feel like it owes you something
...what?
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>>6647408
>Anyway you can look forward to lots of poor students pedantically explaining that you can buy celery at the store.
>poor

yeah, if you're not wasteful and don't love over-packaging, you must be "poor".
perhaps people weren't upset over your choice of reading material, but more because you're a smug, condescending douche?
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>>6646323
I have two complaints with these things.

1) They tend to be overpriced.
2) Why on earth would you let a random stranger choose your ingredients for you? I would much rather select the produce myself to make sure I get the best pieces, not whatever they decided to throw in a box. Buying produce sight unseen is incomprehensible.

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>be me 12 years old
>tried to impress family by making scramble egg
>bring out the product and presented it to my mom
>mom looked at it judgingly then took it to the dog
>the dog sniffed it once then walk away

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because fuck you
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>>6646574
>>6646574
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>>6646576
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>>6646578
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Post pics of suadero, that shit is god tier.
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>>6646524
It's no wonder why Mexico has the fattest population. Their food looks fantastic

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I was just listening to BBC news , they were doing a story on pic related.
I just learned how you limey pricks pronounce shallot and I am filled with rage.
You fuckers need to learn that you dont get to say shit however you fucking please.
Its shall- ut you pricks.
Also they will give you a sharp body odor of you eat too many.
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>>6647037
>Calling herbs "urbs"

What a nation of retards.
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>>6647151
I can't tell if Americans are morons or it is just some act.
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>>6647295
Yeah, speaking English is for plebs, Spanish is the language of America so you can like it or git out!
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>>6647037

I was working a farmer's market selling herbs and veg and an English couple came bay and if we had any oregano. i nearly fell down laughing at how he said it and made fun of them and they got offended and never came back

>mfw they still bought the OR-eh-GAN-ew while I was making fun of them
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>>6647296
>>6647073
Everyone who uses this argument are complete retards. The word is rooted in french, and the way Americans pronounce it is the "correct way" as well as the way the English pronounced it, back when we left your fucking country.

You have, later, chosen to hate the french so much, that you bastardize every french-root word, refusing to use the proper pronunciation.

I heard people in London pronounce Cabernet as "ca-bur-net." So go choke on a bag of dicks.

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Are there any foods considered anti-Christian?
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devil's food cake
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>>6647369
Some people still don't eat meat on Fridays anon
My theory for pic related
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>>6647425
The Catholic church itself doesn't give a shit, though, as long as you observe during lent.
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For Orthodox Christians during fast days (Monday, Wednesday, Friday, the Great Lent, etc.)

>All animal products including meat, fish, dairy, eggs, etc.
>Olive oil (or all additional cooking/dressing oils)
>Wine (or all alcoholic beverages)
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I recall reading that Katy Perry's parents wouldn't allow "deviled ham" or anything with the name devil into their home.

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Went grocery shopping today! Not bad huh?
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>>6647444
that toilet paper is so itchy
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>>6647455
are you saying theres egg in shampoo?
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>>6647444
Are you my wife?

When I go shopping I come back with meat, fresh and frozen vegetables, canned and dried beans, rice, milk, yogurt, eggs, cheese, ice cream, etc.
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>>6647444

>vegetarian 'meat' products
While I do enjoy the veggie corn dogs and black bean veggie burgers that Morningstar makes, pound for pound, vegetarian options are often more expensive than real meat. Of course if you like them better, well then rock on, soldier.

>yakisoba
Spicy chicken or teriyaki beef... there are NO other options.

>elbow pasta
>pasta sauce
What are you doing? Elbow pasta doesn't hold any sauce at all. Once you've finished eating you have a pile of loose pasta sauce. Use a larger pasta like ziti or rotini. Make the sauce cling to the pasta. And I'm not even going to comment on the green can of spoiled milk crust that Kraft tries to pass off as cheese.

>pizza rolls
So, how much weed do you smoke?
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>>6647458
Your pedantic attitude is not as impressive as you think it is.

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OMG. OMG. OMG.

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE WENDY'S IS COOKING?!?!?
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>>6643517
I just did a review on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCDYYpL4UNE
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>>6646686
the only thing epic was how much i made your mom cum.
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>>6643517
No, because all of the Wendy's within 15 miles of me closed down because their owner was a pussy.
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>>6646730
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Sounds good.

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Maybe use a cherry preserve filling and cover it in a milk or dark chocolate making it sort of like a cherry cordial.
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>>6647113
Not using vegetable shortening for the creme would be a good start. But they'll never do that.
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>>6647113
then that isnt an oreo anymore you stupid fuck

thats a cherry cordial cookie

Aside from your foolishness - HYDROX

they were robbed ;_;
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>>6647253
>give cookie a name that makes it sound like a household cleaner
no wonder they failed and oreo stole their thunder
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Take out the gross "cream" filling.
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>>6647131
very original/10

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I eat a loaf of bread every day (apart from my regular meals). I also drink about 3-4 liters of water every day. Im still slightly skinny (at 190cm/6'4). Is the huge amount of water boosting my metabolism? Wasnt bread supposed to make you fat?
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bread alone does not make you fat, it's the sugary and fatty things people put on bread that do it.
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too many calories make you fat. nothing else.
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>>6646819
Well you can still consume like 1500 calories ontop of that bread and remain the same weight. Assuming you're a male with decent muscle mass
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>>6646825
You make your own potatoes?
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>>6647447
I assume he meant mashed. Point being, you control everything that goes into the mix when you do it in your own kitchen.

Of all the modern buzz words and catch phrases around food these days, I think "clean food" might just be the most pretentious and angersome.
What the fuck does it even mean?
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>dirty hipsters
>clean food

it'e like pottery
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No more gmos anon!!!! Praise be to him

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Is red wine an acquired taste? I like white wines (even dry), I can enjoy rose on a hot summer day, but I can't get into red wine.

Also, general wine thread.
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>>6647018
You may in fact be my nigga. If you like port, see if you can find some quality Madeira. It's a fortified wine like port that can be amazing as well. Portugal is king of fortified wine.
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>>6647299
I just got home!

>>6647302
I'm definitely gonna try out more port wine.

We have a few madeiras over here. One of them was the one I was looking at to get, but I figured I'd try one in the lower price class which was the Kopke.
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Best wines coming through
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>>6647299
>They're mixed before fermentation, you dolt.

Uhm, no. The spirit is added AFTER fermentation has started, but before it has finished.

If the spirit was added at the very beginning it would never ferment at all--read your own article. The added spirit kills the yeast. Therefore it is obvious that it cannot be added at the beginning, otherwise there wouldn't be any fermentation.

The process is that the wine is fermented just like normal. After the majority (but not all) of the fermentation has taken place the additional spirit is added.
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Wine is only good for a light buzz and quality tops out at the 15 bux mark. Only retards pay more.

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Should I?
We just got this in Montreal.
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>>6647349
if thats the case it is not worth it. i got it once and never had it again
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>>6647329
It's shit if you let them drench it in that quesadilla sauce. Get it without the sauce and it's alight.
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>>6647398
yeah it wasnt great
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>>6647329
Too much cheese.
Put a potato taco inside of a beefy 5 layer burrito for some top-tier vittles.
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fast food rice is awful


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