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>>22164844True
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ITT: Official brand flavor varieties better than the original flavor
>>22155081Edred40 hands
>>22164381Something about the og Pringles, once in a while they're great. Especially with some sweet chili hummus.
>>22157703either they have a very different flavor in my country or you are all fags because this tastes like a worse tasting Sprite,I can't stomach this shit.For me redbull is still the best followed by Hell
Bread Thread. I am but a humble beginner, trying to learn.This is my best result so far. I swapped the water for milk this time, but as a result the crust got just a tad more burnt than I would've liked. But I think if I take them out before then the rest of the bread won't be quite done.Do I do 50/50 water and milk?It hasn't cooled yet, so IDK the final result.>700g all-purpouse flour>300g whole wheat flour>200g oats>850ml milk>2 tablespoons honey>20g salt>40g butter>5g instant yeastIs this recipe retarded in the first place? I threw it together myself just trying stuff out. What should I change?
>>22161781I'll try this, but I have a feeling it's not going to rise a second time after I sqaush it flat and fold it into a ball. That's what happened last time I tried something like this.
>>22163705That sucks, hopefully it still comes out perfect
>>22163911Extremely interesting case, assuming you're not trolling.>flourTypical american grocery store All Purpose or Bread Flour will work, if you want to spend $2 more you can get King Arthur and that will avoid any bullshit about exceptionally bad store brands or anything>waterUnless your local tap water is incredibly poisonous this isn't going to be a problem, if it is incredibly poisonous then getting a jug of cheap grocery store "drinking water" or "spring water" will work>saltCould fuck you up but if you measure it right it won't, and if it rises nicely before bricking this wasn't the problem. If it never rises then maybeThat's all the ingredients, so on to technique>kneading/gluten/hydrationIf it never stops being glue-like this is indicative of problems on this point. If you use the right amount of water and normal flour, this will not happen. If you start low on the water content and gradually add more just until it comes together, you can stop before it turns into goop. De-gooping dough that is already gooped is more challenging.>proofingIf it looks good but then collapses when you bake it, you let it rise too long the second time. First rise is pretty flexible but second you need to be a little attentive to. If you are doing this >>22161781 that uses a pretty large amount of yeast so it shouldn't take more than like 2 hours each stage, maybe less in the second. That also depends on your room temperature.>bakingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Why can't i score my dough properly? I use a fresh razor lame and try to score at a 45 degreees angle but it just kind of pulls the dough. I do get a slight ear when it bakes but it doesn't explode open like its supposed to.
>>22164603If high hydration dough, use 5 minute scoring method:Bake it (for 3-10 minutes or so) to harden the crust a bit, then take it out and score it.
These are pretty good. Throw some shredded cheese on top with a little hot sauce. Tastes like Taco Bell.
>>22163430no they are not good.you are poor and have no taste.
>>22163730>imESL retard.
>>22163430>Tastes like Taco Bell.so: like shit?
>>22163713women cannot be gay
>>22163430They taste like what they cost, but they are cheap and good value. The cheese tastes better than the "beef" option. WM also sells frozen breakfast egg burritos at fucking twice the price, but they neither taste better nor have better macros than these cheap ones. I like to slather some greek yogurt and taco sauce on them.
Why is German cuisine so offensively bad? It seems to be just full of culinary crimes against humanity like raw pork meat on bread and fermented cabbage. It's so strange that some people in 2026 still don't eat good (i.e. American) food exclusively.
>>22164784oh boy i'm so worn out after my 2 hour siesta and 23 afternoon smoke breaks what i really need is some comfort food right now to cheer me up
>>22164746>mystery meat in vinegar...gooooood?correct
>>22164657>raw pork meat on breadit's even better on its own
>>22164657Schweinshaxe is objective God tier.
>>22164657>still don't eat good (i.e. American)I get it This is a troll thread.
What can I get ya
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never seen a cherry sundae before but pineapple and strawberry ones are good. the strawberry one looks especially good. how are you supposed to eat a double softee without spilling ice cream?
>>22163868COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>22163833>soda float>but no soda freezeFucking garbage get the FUCK out of my town
> i’ll get the oreo dusted cone> ok great > *tap card*> “its gonna ask you one more question”> *No Tip*
This is a meatloaf board now. Submit meatloaf recipes in this thread, and allied loafanons will try them. Serious recipes only - no meme nonsense.
>>22163985im an oaf for the loaf
>>22163496Fall is fast approching in New England, so I make sure I still remember my recipes. I have 0 written down. They are all in my head.
>>22163985more like NEETloaf on 4chins.
>>22164789if this general makes it to a new cook, that will be the name of the edition.
I made a meatloaf using Jeff John's most recent Swicy Gyro Dogs recipe. Shit was so cash. Try it.
Post quesadillas
>>22163185All good I already didn't like him for other reasons.
>>22164710its not true, its just fun to say
>>22161443how old is that picture
>>22159341Little basic quesadilla trick for you. >one tortilla>add your cheese (recommend 2 slices american)- pop it in the oven and set to 450.By the time it hits 450, it's already done. This may vary based on the power of your oven, but it works.
>>22164798fuck off with this gay shit
How are these guys still around?
>>22152493I recently went down to the USD from Leaf Land, and I was surprised that even though our dollar is so shit, most prices were comparable. As in a sleeve of Oreos was $3USD both in the US and in CAN.That wasn't an isolated incident. Fast food, normal restaurants, groceries. They were all priced equivalently to what I would pay in CAD, which is basically a meme coin at this point.You Patriots are getting fleeced by inflation worse than you realize. I know this isn't /pol/ but the old meme there used to be post the prices for CAD. That meme may flip.I basically did the same order, only thing I couldn't add was extra patty. Let's call that $2.25 CAD. You guys are still getting ripped off cuz of how shit the CAD is.
>>22158330Some locations who can't install, or don't have the space for the broiler use smoke flavoured patties with burn marks on them. This is why opinions on BK vary wildly online.They really should make it be known what resto uses which as I think the shit reviews harm their brand.
>>22164035We're aware
In Bongland, cross promotion helps. The Chicken Royale flavor Pringles are godlike.
i watch reviews on the closest bk because the place is pure gutter trash and it's entertaining. there's a new 1 star virtually every single day
Which empanadas do you get?
>>22163178Those empanadas look awful>>22163335Here in Argentina vegetarian empanadas have cream spinach inside.Never heard of potato empanadas.
The bakeries here stuff them with sweets: vanilla pudding, nutella, and cajeta (goat milk caramel).
>>22163178$4.50?! They used to be a buck a pop a couple years ago. I dont recall my salary increasing by 350%.
>>22163367Chimichurri sauce is simply good, nothing hipster about liking actually good things!
The secret for good empanadas is shitton of butter in the dough.
>>22160313Sheiiiiiiiiiit
>>22164049lulz af my guy... so zozzle it's fucking craycray!
>>22159262Okay always sunny fan
>>22158378Good vanilla is white with black flecks.
>>22163890Considering its just oil that makes sense
Have you tried jollof before? Would you?
>>22162785>only if it's made with real peopleI see you're a purist when it comes to West African food
>>22162780no and yes
>>22162780Wouldn't jollof to know
>>22162780I would but never got the chance to. What's the protein? Jerky?
>>22162780I think so, but I'll try anything once.
You wake up as an egg.What would you rather have your life sacrificed for?Option a: you become part of one of those gimmick TikTok Japanese/korean omelettes. You will be seasoned with a wide variety of weird salty sauces and with a bunch of sugar ofc, as this is Asia. A mediocre food vlogger that speaks in an influencer accent will eat you.Option b: you’re used on a soccer mom’s shitty chocolate chip cookie recipe in middle America. Mom’s gonna rage throw ice cubes into her tub after her cubs tell her they didn’t like the cookies.
>>22163051based selfless egge
>>22163048Eggs are racist
>>22163223This is too dignified to be any of these options
>>22163025Neither. I want to be unceremoniously cracked into a massive, dirty frying pan of near-evaporating cooking oil and then served up on two slices of shitty white bread to the nearest Englishman....Either that or I want to be whipped at fastball speeds into the front window of a disgruntled pensioner by a bunch of unruly teenagers. I will accept no less.
>>22163048>What if 2+2 equaled 3But it doesn't equal 3. It's metaphysically impossible for that. Your question, while syntactically valid, carries no meaning.>Haha you just failed the breakfast test!
This is a pizza bagel.
>>22164607When it's pizza on a bagelYou can eat PIZZA any time!!
>>22164607What are you talking about, cold pizza is the breakfast of champions.
>>22164576why is this board filled with failed men that steal reddit posts
>>22164757>filledi'd be more likely to believe it's just one autist
More like a baglel, amirite?
What do you get from Wawa? I like their Turkey classic.
>>22164666SPBP. I went to a Wawa once and almost got jumped in the parking lot by some future engineers.
They've got some alright shakes and their breakfast burrito's aren't bad.
>>22164670sucks to be you, bread is delicious
>>22164651I hate the name of that store. It's always some east coast faggot speaking half intelligibly that makes me think it's just some retarded nickname for Walmart before I remember it's their version of Bucees except it's like just a normal gas station.
>>22164728If you think Wawa is a nickname for WAL*MART that's on you, pal.
