How good is your gravy, /ck/?
Usually not bad. I make a turkey stock using the giblets and some veggies, then make a roux and stir that in. I don't add any of the drippings because the turkey is usually marinated and would throw the flavor off.
>>21710310God I miss her so much..
>>21714501lauren miyashiro?
>>21714315yeah? what issues did you face that were not always present?I'm still squating 225lbs and benching 185lbs at the gym. Im still running 2.5km easily
>>21710330Just make yours without her knowing, bring it, and have both out. Your mom might disown you, but fuck that bitch.
How about some beans on toast?
>>21711509This nigga eatin BEANS
>>21711661>was better then the beansIt's THAN, retard.Jesus, I wish kids would listen in school.
beans fucking suckworst britslop to ever existdisgrace to our culture
>>21711509How about it?
>>21712581I want ((((too))) (((rap))) you
chicken soup with kidney beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic zucchini ginger kale and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin paprika olive oil and water. God bless
>>21714793What void? People respond all the time. And many more read it but don't. I'm chipping away at OP's wrongheaded ways. I'm the angel on his shoulder arguing for the right thing to do.He doesn't listen, but perhaps eventually he will. Maybe I'll "Incept" him so he thinks it's his own idea. >>21714828That's enough ice cream for a family. You're going to consume it all in a couple hours max. Why are you being so open about your gorging? Are you not ashamed? Are you brushing frequently?
>>21714828Is the one bowl dirty ATM?
>>21714840just cleaned it
the first bites had the candy cane in the lead, but once things melted down the santa's milk and cookies really shined through and took the victory
Someone here claimed a while ago that putting ranch dressing on pizza was something that arose in the past decade or so. Bullshit. We were doing this with Gumby's pizza and Pokey Stix when I went to college over twenty years ago.
>>21711032revolting
>>21711032That looks okay but why are the packets touching the pizza?
>>21711032How do I get my cheese to look like this?
>>21704284agreed
Where can I get this?
I bought a massive pizza with a 30% off coupon and that's been lunch and dinner for 3 days and I still have enough for tomorrows lunchWhat's the point of cooking if I can feed myself for 4 days with 20 bucks?
>>21711580I do this shit too. I'll order a pizza with the plan to eat it over several days and then eat the whole thing within a few hours. I have impulse control problems.
>>21711580If there's any left after meal 2 unless its a damn good and reheatable pizza it goes in the trash
>>21711615>peperoniThey must have realised you’re an illiterate retard so they took advantage of you.
>>21711487You have left over pizza from one pizza? I usually eat one extra large, an order of medium cheese sticks, and a full order of cinnamon sticks by myself and am still hungry.
>>21711487If you find good deals on meat and rice or potatoes you can easily make meals that cost $1 much cheaper than getting pizza even if you're eating goyslop like little Caesars
it’s mexitime whatcha getting?
>>21713263from this menu birria tacos. how many come in a $5 order? Better me 3 and not one.
>>21714244One taco
>>21713263>Cochinita pibil translates to "slow-roasted pork cooked in banana leaves, garnished with annatto and sour orange juice" in English. It is a traditional Yucatec Mexican dish, with "cochinita" meaning "little pig" and "pibil" meaning "underground" or "in the pit,Mayan Luau Pork? HELL YEA
>>21713263I remember when burritos were $8 and thick as my arm, now they're $15 and pathetically small.
>>21713263Chicken nachos with refried instead of black beans
Take a recipe, leave a recipe.
>>21711885feed cow grass, wait
>>21711885Femanon here. That sounds terrifying.
>>21711950sugar and fruit and marshmallows and whipped cream taste good? i don't believe you
>>21713053Sounds quick and tasty
>>21713242tbf it's a very bad hand
Wife made me breakfast
>>21714849Wife made it, did she?
>>21714863I never stated the picture was what she made me, dipshit. No where did I claim that. It was actually hummus and pita bread.
>>21714863I think he is making a social commentary on the woes of modern marriages. Keep up will ya?Couldn’t be me.
>>21714849>>21714863>>21714882>have minimal opportunity to make content>don'tI fucking hate you.
no one cares about your ugly whore wife, this isn't your blog
>contains no bread>contains no butterHow do they keep getting away with it?
>>21714805Bro, there’s not even any mountains or olive trees where they’re located
>>21714805At least that brand mentions they're sweet. I was a young idiot and bought a jar of some years ago thinking they were just sliced dills like come on a burger. I was fucking pissed. I hate sweet pickles. But I have this faint childhood memory of some TV commercial for maybe a learning program or educational books or videos or something called Sweet Pickles, and it had kids getting on a bus I think. I've searched the internet for years trying to find some evidence that I didn't dream it but I've found nothing. More "lost media" I guess.
>>21714850I guess I stopped looking years ago. I found it easily now. I think my parents even got us that for a while.
>>21714805>contains no chipsfrench fries or crispswhy stop at bread & butter?
>>21714871Also, there's not an Old Fashioned in there, you know, the whiskey cocktail. Just more blatant misadvertising from the Mt. Olive people (where are the olives? did they come from a mountain??)
How much increased productivity does a coffee drinking nation get by drinking coffee over a non coffee drinking country? Is coffee spice? Does it make you more than human? Or is it just a illusion of productivity or a mere ritualistic enabler of it rather than a direct increase?
>>21713527from the bottom of the naval to the bottom of the picture is the best place on earth and thats a fact
>>21714202>A recent study showed that a cup of coffee is good for a common heart disease related to rythm>requested to post proof>>21714503denies science outright>>21714529>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4665516/>irrelevant study just talking about antioxidants (which you can get more efficiently from other sources)>>21714532>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10262944/>article is conflating association with causation, meaning, it draws firm, positive conclusions (like decreased mortality) from observational data despite admitting to inconsistent results and a lack of consensus in the literature regarding chronic disease risk.>>21714537>want more? I can keep goingabsolutely, have yet to see any safe conclusions about coffee benefits besides antioxidants
>>21713983I myself enjoy coffee. You are the one saying that because someone doesn't yet enjoy coffee but gets something good out of it, they shouldn't try to learn to enjoy it and should instead just take pills. Don't mince how stupid that advice is, fucknugget.
I roast my own coffee and only drink decaf. I still find that having a coffee helps improve productivity, since I'm just in a better mood and more willing to get shit done after I finish a good cup.
>>21712421I keep trying to drink coffee blacked, but it's just so bitter.do I increase the chance of me dying if I add about 10-15% oat milk to it? because that's how I drink it currently
The power of Banquet brand , this is supreme
finally some OC
>>21714816Yeah but does it taste as good as it looks?
this was a thanksgiving at the hospital. trust me. you need the pepper.
>>21714807hey at least brown people dont get it for free
>>21714589op is an ugly fat faggot
>>21714662High IQ take >>21714677spearchucker level of intelligence
>>21714807Its not a restaurant Shocking revelation, I know
>>21714864samefagging at this levem is pretty low iq op
What's the most bottom-of-the-barrel food product you have ever willingly consumed, and why did you do it? Pic related.
>>21713164>>21713278I ate bar s hot dogs every day for the first 20 years of my life they're just hot dogs and saying there are feathers in them or that they're inedible is a total larp
>>21713178Just wondering, for powdered eggs do you just add hot water? Never thought to use them before, but I bet they'd be great for camping.
>>21713169>>21713174Take that schoolyard talk elsewhere or face the wrath of the Janitorian Guard.
>>21713144i bought steaks at walmart once
>>21713144Anything labelled USDA.
Cookin up some Thai Calypso Fish with Mango Coconut Salsa served on Clean Rice.
>>21713480The job must be done, at least you did
melb coles Aussie is single handedly saving the board. keep cooking king
>>21713078OP isn't Australian. He told me before when I was asked .
>>21713704I’m australien
>>21713480Caribou are herbivores, did you just cook that to throw it away?
I had a tiny dinner so I'm super hungry late at night. This is the only place open right now. Should I go for it? I try not to eat late at night but I'm fucking starving.
>>21714380>gluttongluttony helps me cope with depression
>>21714379your desperate contemplation about going to get slop in the middle of the night makes me feel like a monk or something
>>21714391Maybe you're depressed because you're a gluttonIf you were human, you would realize your lack of self-esteem is due to your own self neglect, and act on this accordingly, maybe even enjoying the bite of hunger a little.But since you are an animal, you will simply go after whatever gives you the biggest shot of dopamine, because all you have are primitive survival instincts that have long since become outdated, and will lead to your early demise via disease.
>>21714379Box ComboExtra bread instead of slawSweet teaFix you right up!
>Screen-Shot-2019-03-29-at-2.59.41-PM.png"lol"
