>core, deseed and devein peppers>absentmindedly touch my dickuh oh
>>22285246it's squishy and pliable when flaccid, that's how you get it to stay in place
>>22285252Yeah, even when soft, I couldn't stuff my cock through a ring lmaoEven a thumb ring
>>22285261you've got some tiny fingers
>>22285265nahfat cock :)
>>22285266
The world we grew up in no longer exists.
did you guys know macdonalds has steak? it’s nothin to write home about but it’s okay
>>22280729>The world we grew will never come back>no you cant bring it back because i surrender blaaaaagh!
>>22280729So? Is your life that empty that the design of fast food restaurants impacts your life that much?
McDonald's is not good for you. It's better that it's something that you only have once in a while. I just had a small cheeseburger, 6 nuggets, and the equivalent to a medium fry with two cartons of 1% milk and that made my stomach upset and put me to sleep. I even fed one of the nuggets to my cat (without the breading) and now he's sleeping on the couch too. McDonald's is poison
>>22284343
What an odd name for snacks.
>>22283969Perfect for keeping the gentile nourished and fit for surplus labor value extraction
>>22284036This board is pathetic. Meatcucks doom nations, no better then sodomites at this point.
does /ck/ like any food reviewers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8JpwwpJG8wnew tony-yo-man video dropped this time it's some pumpkin m&ms
>>22282023Joe is Hungry
>>22282023damn this brutha got an appetite
>and my muhfuckin lemon thunder on the sidehave you guys ever had lemon thunder?
>>22282063I remember that video, it was one of his first ones that I sawdude poured everclear all over his spaghetti then set it on fire, he really has an alcohol problem
>>22282056>two muhfuckin peppas on the sideLOL
Wet cured bacon should not legally be allowed to be called "bacon". It's steamed fat. Garbage!
>>22285078>is bacon a trend
>>22285022You don't know how to cook, retard.I use OP pic related and it's always super crispy when I fry it up in a skillet. How are you such an absolute failure?
>>22285100>>22285118smoking and curing involves drying, bacon is dry cured and smoked meat this new trend of even more extremely processed brine injected garbage like pic rel isnt bacon, i bought some from lidl and it let out so much water in the pan enough to cook pasta and it tasted nothing but salty salt salt
>>22285022>chewy mouthfeel.you need to cook it on a lower heat for longer to evenly render the fat then it becomes crisp. if you cook it long enough low enough it'll shatter in your mouth like a bacon chip.
>>22285022You are shit at cooking.
Zuppa Toscana is the best soup ever invented.
How do you even move a bowl that full?
>>22284951You don't. You sip from the edge until the level goes down to something reasonable, and then you move it. I admire the precision here though, this is bartender-level.
lolLMAO
>>22284872What do you know, I just bought the ingredients to make some to eat over the week and someone goes and makes this thread. Neat.Now get out of my fucking walls.
>>22284872Someone went to Olive Garden
Timely reminder that "Make your own food" people are retarded.Even if you don't take pic related extreme approach. It's more expensive to make your own sandwich>Drive to store costs money and time >$3 for bread>$3 for pack of cheese>about $10 for a couple different packs of deli meat>$2 for a head of lettuce>$0.50 for an onion>$0.50 for tomato>about $5 for mayo and sandwich dressing>= $24 in ingredients and about 15 mins in prep time. You're also making a mess and have to spend time cleaning up/putting extra ingredients awayComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
nigga up here seething about buying a sandwich
>>22285088t. pic rel
>>22284453Gotta slice up all the vegetables and open everything up, retard.
>>22284809Which poster were you? Because OP just blanket said that people with the mentality of making your own food are retarded. If you were OP then yeah it's fair to say you're a takeout-addicted person who never cooks if you think people who want to cook their own food are retarded.
I've been making pitas at homeI could go out to a place that makes them and pay like $8 a pop or I can make it at home for $1The most expensive part far and away is the meat and even that isn't that much
Restaurants that you visited because you saw them on /ck/I’ll start:Weinberger’s in Dallas. Had to fly in for a work conference and tried their Italian beef, fuck it was delicious. Ended up going back on the way to the airport for a second sammich. God damn it was good. How about you /ck/?
>>22279969>sammichYou're a grown man with a job and you talk like a fucking child. KYS.
>>22283694Sir, this is four chan.
>>22283694>with a job Not so fast there bub
I had delicious dinner 2night
I've been to two restaurants that were featured on Ja/ck/ on the Go. One was Cowfish at Universal Studios in Orlando, so that doesn't really count. I didn't realize Ja/ck/ reviewed the other one until after I had gone there.
How many have you made so far?
>>22285036>variety meats
>>22285036>plain not garlicur gay
>>22285025>posting the shittier choice
>>22285206You realize that's how your mom's egg was fertilized don't you?
>>22285036>made from 100% pure ringmeat
Real /ck/ edition
>>22281889I like a man who's not afraid to tell a man that he likes a man with big forearms and big hands.
>>22281907sup earl
>>22284792it's like they fucked it up every step of the wayI lost it when she overfilled the "pancakes" and the batter spilled over into the eggs (microwaved in cooking spray) because of that stupid plastic bowl and then microwaving bacon in a plastic bag separately and then putting it all back together on yet ANOTHER platezero fucking senseI was going to say it's easier to cook everything in a single pan one by one but these vids are for asian bugpeople with no stovetopsmost of these "convenient" tikslop vids only overcomplicate things and make sure as much plastic is in your food as possible
>>22285120>>22281907It's hey, not sup.https://youtube.com/watch?v=z-qx3LS4Jv0Also:https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4A6L7Xf-g
What are you getting? Can I just wear camos and get deaLS?
>>22285142Yes they will lol shut up nigger
>>22285142the disinterested 17 year old isn't going to care. they're not going to ring you up unless you have an id
>>22284847>Can I just wear camos and get deaLS?Dirtbag detected.
As someone with actual work experience, we only card military goys if they're dicks. This is mostly women who say shit like "address me by my husband's rank"
>>22284847Get an olive M65 jacket and tell them you just got back from Da Nang. If they ask say that your military id was stolen by a rock ape when it tried to rape you and you had to fight it off armed only with a lit cigarette and the June 1969 issue of Playboy. If they still don't believe you kick over a chair and yell "I didn't burn them gook kids to cinders just to get treated like a spook in my own damn country". Works every time.
Your friend in times of bulking
>>22285180this shit is so sweet it makes me have convulsions when it touches my teeth
>>22285180
>>22285180I have been bulking for 12 years, when does it turn to muscle?
>>22285211Please don't tell me ur a fat fuck who doesnt go to the gym and doesn't balance out his bulks with cuts.... I need you to excel
Anyone tried this nigga's hot sauce?
Billy Mitchell won.
>>22285040you must be new here
KING OF KONGKING OF SAUCE
>>22284779does he cheat at sauces like he cheats at games?sue me jew
>tfw you will never have actual verified world records.>tfw you will never have a successful business. >tfw you will never had a big titted loving wife. Try his hot sauce and all will be revealed.
What’s your favorite fictional food/meal that you’ve always wished you could try?
>>22283810I have wanted to try a Wumpa Fruit ever since I was a kiddo. Officially, they say it is a mix of apple and mango. Does it have the nice crunch of an apple? or is it soft like a mango? Is the skin hard and needs to be peeled or can you just bite right in? What about seeds? Stonefruit or the little apple seeds? What does it smell like?
Bloaty's pizza from Invader Zim even though it looks disgusting
>>22284586>wall chicken That shit is probably so dry and moldy
>>22284694>grilled cheese deluxe I wonder which cheeses are included in a deluxe
>Tiramisu, the most classic of Italian desserts, reimagined by three-Michelin-starred chef Giancarlo Perbellini and his pastry chef, Luca Bnà. A dessert that plays with the textures and ingredients of the original recipe while preserving its familiar flavor.Is this tiramisu? Who was in the wrong here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF3nxDAlTJU
>>22277656>weird that he makes the pâte à bombe with the syrup instead of bain marieIf you knew anything about pastry making you wouldn't think that was weird.
>>22280460Thats how you know its coffee
>>22282904Based it true
>>22277449it's a fucking cheesecake, how is that tiramisu? hate these michelin baiting faggots that """reinvent""" everything to trick people into buying their slop
>>22281525When people performatively act like it's been a passed-down staple for hundreds of years when you change a single ingredient or two in one of their recipes, yeah they absolutely should be reminded that most of the dishes they put on a pedestal are actually quite new compared to the classics of most countries.
