Porridge.
>>22076497
>>22074363>sugar
>>22076425>Pretty nice, was it more rare or well done?I cooked it partially defrosted so a bit on the rare side.
>>22074909not every man needs to be a faggot, but here you are.
>>22074875If you brought that to me I would smile and give you a kiss, maybe go back for seconds
If computer technology gets to the point where you can taste and enjoy imaginary food as if it were real, how often would you eat? I think I'd probably just stuff my face all day.
>>22074255if we had digital food yu could eat consequence free i would try human
>>22077368imagine how weird the average person’s flesh would taste, decades of exposure and ingestion of weird chemicals and essentially poisons. even if the person in question was a health nut it probably wouldn’t be anything special. “like pork” is what I’ve seen some cannibals say
>>22076650And balls, lots of balls.
>>22074255>I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious.
>>22077406the ultra rich eat babies for that reason. the meat is fresh.
Yesterday I went into 7-11 and got a Big Bite Hot Dog and filled it full of onions, jalepanos, chili, and pico de galo at the toppings area.When I was in the checkout line and paying for it, the female clerk kept looking at me, like she was looking THROUGH me. I tried ignoring it at first but she literally stared at me directly for a 10 second period without breaking eye contact. This freaked the hell out of me so much that I dropped the hot dog and the toppings spilled all over the floor. I then turned around and immediately ran out the door and jumped in my car, backed it up, and peeled out of the parking lot and as I left I looked back and noticed some very black skid marks I left from peeling out.I guess I can never go back to that 7-Eleven again. But the clerk was some kind of psycho.anyone else have any fast food freak out stories?
>>22075091yea, high on crack
>>22074997No, stop bumping your shit thread.
>>22075654It's a fun thread
>>22064969Sounds like a star child type of thing
>>22075091No YOU!!!
Name a more nu-male drink accessory than whiskey stonesProtip: you can't
>>22076324No they barely do shit at allFucking useless numale bs
>>22076324yes its great, dont use high end whisky tho
>>22073282its stupid but i never seen a nu-male or trannydad use whisky stone.
>>22074492just admit you dislike the taste of alcoholtheres nothing wrong with being cali sober if you own it
>>22077252Numales who use whiskey as a hobby disavow these things in all their forms.
Got this, what should I mix it with?
>>22073867Coriander, Nutmeg, Cinnamon, Orange, caramel
>>22073436soda water and lemon twist to make a japanese higborru / bourbon and soda
>>22073436Pour it into the toilet, as you would do with any toxic substance, then drink a kombucha.
my saliva when we kiss :3
>>22073436Poor some into your ass and talk about the experience.
Some days, there's nothing like breakfast pizza for breakfast.
>>22076762Looks better than my gas station shit breakfast pizza
>>22076762Do Europoors really?
>>22077021No. Americans do. That's gas station food. You know who doesn't? Pizzerias. Actual Italian restaurants. You know why? They aren't open for breakfast.
i'd rather stay in bed and pee in it
>>22076762I love pizza for breakfast but I don't like eggs in my cooking.
What happened to deenz?Costco all sold outLow stock = no stock btwWent today, all outdeenz are disappearing from the shelvesI cannot find them anywhere, this is crazy
>>22069748Happened to matcha last year. Greetings from Kazakhstan.
>>22073033>How long will 210 tins last?Probably around early AugustI was deenzmaxing before it was cool
>>22069937
>>22071770Retard take the L. Most of our sardines come from Portugal and Spain, they're crossing the Atlantic not going through the strait.
Supposedly sardines are being over fished and commercialized, which ruins ocean ecosystem. Our overlords tell us to eat bigger fish instead.
I FUCKING HATE working with potatos holy shit I can't fucking stand peeling them I cant fucking stand frying them I just fucking hate potatos so much it's unrealI have to make french fries tomorrow alongside some sausage and I want to do oven baked french fries because I'm SICK OF SEEING THESE BASTARDS on my stovetopRedpill me on the proper ANON way to do this. Here's where I'm at after looking at a single recipe>soak fries in cold water to remove starch>dry fries>on tray with parchment paper>seasoning (vegeta, salt, parsely (open to suggestions, this is by base))>avocado oil>bake at 375 for 20m, then 425 for 20m (this seems really long, but that's what the recipe says. I dunno man, 40m for fries seems retardedQuestions. Should I blanch the fries first? Last time I tried blanching I fucked it upGive me your wisdom potatoanonsI am ready to learn
>>22077904I just leave them juliened in a plastic bag of water then fry when I feel like them. As far as double frying, if you want to, cook them then whenever you are eating with them finishes dunk them again for 30 seconds.
>>22077937I'm not deepfrying in oil or anything, I don't have a deep frier, nor am I going to fill a pan with oil for fucking potatosNormally I just wedge cut potatos and fry them on a stovetop until they look like pic rel. I hate doing this because it sucks and is gay. They taste fine, but it's annoying as shit to babysit these retards for 20m
>>22077904Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat potatoes
>>22077967Yeah, I don't deserve to eat potatos. I deserve to eat actual GOOD food
>>22077970kek
So simpleSo tasty
>>22076584
>>22076657SPIT IT BACK ANON!!
>>22073626>>22073646>>22073680>>22074974OP never implied to be the owner of the pic though
i see alf in here
>>22076894High IQ poster.
Various dishes I cook and wish to share.
We have a guest from out of town. We went out for drinks and appetizers and brought home Northern Cantonese food.
That's disconcerting.
>How many times should I degrease my fried prawn before it's safe to eat?
Instant Coffee Edition: Rood Aroma EditionThis thread is for discussing coffee and coffee accessories and coffee animeIf you're new and confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused just stick to instant.Previous: >>22060133
i think you should grind coarser actually
Just got this coffee. Was roasted a week ago so i think I’ll let it rest for a little longer. Seems interesting.>>22077703I think I will actually
>>22077875only 125g?
>>22077627no, sorrybut i think you should brew 10 pods into a pint and go back to your desk sipping on it all day
>>22077627cafe du monde makes k cups of their coffee and chicory. i havent had the k cups but i dont see how they could fuck it up. if it's just as good as the can it will be just about the best the keurig has to offer.
>Diet sodas make you hungry!>But don't drink diet sodas while doing all you can eat buffets!???
>>22073580>Diet sodas make you hungry!i drink 2 coke zero a day and i've lost nearly 100lbs so farif anything i have a coke when i'm a bit hungry but i don't want to eat and just have something tasty to take my mind off it
>>22073580>Drink a 1.5L of diet soda>Shit sour water for the next couple of hours.It's definitely a good way to cut calories and lose weight and if it wasn't for the increased risk of colon cancer I might drink them.
>>22073898I was always told that the carbonation makes you full. Like the gas fills your stomach and you think you're full even though you still might have plenty of room to eat. My dad also forbade us from eating anything but meat at buffets when i was growing up.
>>22073580I got 3 cases of Zero Sugar Dr. Pepper for $2 each. I'm going to use them to make Dr. Pepper slow cooker ribs.
>>22076180Is that safe?
Is it true that when you're drinking beer, you're drinking poop?Like toxic poop from dead yeast?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx5FoDSc-0U
>>22075541yeast is not an animal and does not have a digestive tractthe concept of "poop" does not apply to yeast
Alcohol is yeast poop in the same sense that oxygen is plant poop.It's just a byproduct of cellular respiration.
>>22075541this is reddit, this is memes
The primary fermentation produces a number of byproducts>krausenThis is the scum that gets stuck to the side of the barrel. not an issue>LeesThe yeast shit that builds up at the bottom of the barrel, usually siphoned out straight away.not an issue>sulphur dioxideSulphur sits in a balance between the gas and the liquid, the beer will actually re-absorb it when it's bottled>alcetalhydesunwanted alcohols, the slower you ferment and the longer you fine the beer the more are eaten by the yeast.Can be an issue if you try to use turbo yeast.>methanol30Ml will kill someone, but thankfully ethanol protects you from methanol so mixed together it's far less of an issue. If you start with proper/pure ingredients you won't get much anyway.But if you start with rotten or unpasteurized fruit, have excess tannins, then lose your alcohol it's a serious issue, though 99/100 times this is caused by incorrect distillation of spirits not beer T.brewer
don't drink water, fish have sex in it.
My foid gf and I are camping next weekend with some friends and we need some suggestions for meals to make on a bonfire. We made rib eye quesadillas last trip and they were absolutely crackin.
>>22076938Are you me?
Grilleted cheeseTomatoy soup
I wouldn't take anything other than a loaf of bread, peanut butter and a package of hotdogs for a camping weekend. Longer camping we always had a bbq and typically there is a little store in the campground and a town nearby.
>>22076212You sound like reddit lol
>>22075706Be one of those smug assholes who takes camping and outdoors activities too seriously. Being MRE rations, freeze dried shit and the like for a casual weekend camping trip. Bring up cotingency plans and enforce overbearing rules like "leaving nature the way you found it"
today's hot bar is one i visit less often but should investigate more. this was labeled as "lagman" and i'm not sure what all is in it, but it seems to be noodles with a bunch of veggies and some kind of meat-based flavoring. taking some home out of curiosity.and remember! i'm no meanie
>>22075404what is it
>>22077830>>22075404seriously, what the fuck is that?
>>22075404bro thinks he's maddox
>>22077859nobody knows who maddox is
This one looks tasty
