>single cooking vessel>cheap ingredients that require no prep>nutritious and balanced meal>ingredients all cook the same wayWhy is it so hard to find a recipe that fits this description?
>>21837389if you're not willing to put in a single ounce of work outside of dumping everything directly into a pot then, yeah >>21837396 beat me to it, just microwave something and suffer.
>>21837397ah you missed>ingredients that require no prep
>>21837399>>21837389that was hard
>>21837430>pre-prepped vegetablesgrim
>crock pot>protein, chicken, beef, pork>frozen mixed veggie, mix and match>instant potatoes/rice/pasta>seasoningshow are you this stupid? instant ramen + frozen veg + eggs
don't mind mejust seasoning my cast iron pan
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>>21837503Thalidomide
>>21837596Looks like the cancer already has reached your brain
>>21837596that's not what a strawman argument is retard(this was ad hominem)
>>21837681no, that's not an ad hominem, that's just an unrelated insult
I've drank ~15 glasses of water today, and with every cup I drink, I feel more dehydrated. I've tried electrolyte powder, salt, warm water, hot water, iced water. Nothing fixes my thirst.This would've never happened if I kept with soda. What the fuck is wrong with water and why is this seen as healthy.
>>21836561Diabetes has nothing to do with sugar intake as cause. Only with blood sugar. Which is caused not only by eating sugar or carbs because the live synthezises glucose constantly especially for the brain.
>>21835199As the other anons said, extreme thirst is a clear sign of diabetes, get tested. If you ignore it too long you can end up with ketoacidosis and die very quickly.
>>21835199Don't smoke weed
>>21835992>>21835966>nooo you don't understand, it's ethnic food from california which means it must be healthy
15 8oz glasses isn't that much, but if you're still thirsty its a problem you likely have a deficiency in some electrolyte, possibly sodium. use a bunch of the powders and take potassium and magnesium supplements. this can be very serious and lead to seizures. if you are constantly thirsty you probably do need medical attention, you can pass out and die if your levels get too low. issues with sodium potassium ion pumps are no joke, kills tens of thousands of people every year, look up hyponatremia.
The Oklahoma Onion BurgerJust a smash burger except you throw a whole bunch of onions sliced as thinly as possible on top of the ball of beef before you smash it and tent the bun over the burger like white castle after you flip it.I dare you to find me a better burger than this. It is flawless in its simplicity. If you're used to making smash burgers and haven't done this yet why the hell haven't you?
>>21837285>I dare you to find me a better burger than this
>>21837285>take smash burger>the burger designed to maximize crust>cover it with stuff that prevents direct pan contactBrilliant.
>>21837641I think OP is ESL and was just looking up American stuff so he could make a thread to shit on Americans. Basically, the OK Onion burger is not a smash burger.
>>21837647Did you read the whole post? OP is complimenting the style. It does sound great desu, this guy >>21837641 can’t seem to see the crust in the picture. Those burgers look goooooood
>>21837647>>21837641Are you two genuinely retarded?Of course it's a fucking smash burgerThe onions are sliced on a mandolin or deli slicer, they're paper-thin and melt into the beef, you get a patty with a full sear on both sides that's infused with onion with stings of caramelized onion sticking out of the patty.If the seasoned side of the patty doesn't sear it means you made your onions way too thick or the pan isn't hot enough
What drinks can be used to impress women?
>>21836775ye olde /b/ date rapist infographic
>>21836935why do you put rubbing alcohol on your asshole?
>>21836186
>>21837433To clean it for anilingus.My asshole does taste like rubbing alcohol btw.
We're getting Chinese food, /ck/. You want anything?
>>21833956A bullet
>>21833956Crispy beef, and orange chicken. With a tub of white rice.
>>21833956yes, if u manage to get this ull trip ballschicken + bamboo shoots + chinese shrooms, all of it well covered in thick soy sauce (however they coock that)a side of fried rice with omelette mini bits, green peas, mini ham cubes, corn, bits of carrotsa good sparkling soda of ur choice (helps digest and ingest)instructions, take a portion of the rice and put it on the chicken plate, don't mix, just grab ur spoon and try to combine some chicken, bamboo, shrooms and the rice in a spoonfull
Beef and mushroom stir fry, please.
beef and broccoli por favor
Mommi and daddi and I are hitting the Chinese restaurant for His birthday on Tuesday. Tips, tricks, recs?
Yeah. Prepare to hit the McDonald's drive thru afterwards. Eat light. """Chinese""" """food""" is disgusting trash and way too oily.
>>21837517>His birthdayJesus wasn't born on January 20th retard
Show off your hashioki
>>21836273Text in the image is wrong, it should read 中出しトトロ
>>21836273crap movie
>>21836273They can't just rest it on a napkin? They had to make a whole new product, invent a word for it, and make it look cute? Fucking unitasker shit
>>21837690Eating with sticks is far older than napkins.So the dedicated resting place for them was already well established when they became widely available for everyone.
>>21836273here's some of mine, i have multiples of all of these but i grabbed one of each.
Why can't the local dairies get their shit together and produce a comparable product?? They've had about 120 years to figure it out. Generic is either too salty or otherwise coffputting.
>>21835822Mascarpone?
I can buy cream cheese that is just milk and cheese cheaper than Philadelphia. I don't know why I should bother with this additive crap
>>21835824we have a tub of philadelphia cream cheese **made in Germany** and it is the most bland thing i've ever tasted. i heard only US made philadelphia cream cheese has that distinct taste.i felt so cheated when the tub version had literally zero ANYTHING.this is sold in south korea.
>>21835921$0.28/ounce versus $0.30/ounce for Philadelphia. For that small of a difference, might as well go with the major brand rather than Walmart's attempt at upbranding.
>>21837858Wild guess is the taste difference is due to differences in the milk used, probably due to feed differences.
Are other oranges even trying?
Absolute garbage. Tangerines, sumos, hell even navels mog these every day of the week.These are for appearance, not for flavor.
Absolute kino. Better flavor, healthier, looks cool, like a sunset. Truly the chad of citrus.
>>21837534That would be a high bar to clear. I love oranges>>21837536Sounds interesting, the hint of berry part especially. I don't remember ever seeing them in the local grocery store, but I will make sure to look for them and try them out when I get the chance
>>21837490Love me some blood orange juice. Not the cheapest thing in the world, though.
>>21837826
Guess who just bought >$100 of the best cookies straight from Hawaii.U jelly?
>>21837222What makes them worth the cost?
>>21837222>Guessno tell me
>>21837222Those were made in India by some jeet mixing everything with his feet and then sent to Hawaii for packaging
>>21837222Never tried those but I've had ones that look like this and they are in fact very good.
>>21837797My favorite cookies are still these clones of girl scout cookies though and they are only ~$3 at Wal-Mart or Aldi.
Do you get the fancy butter? I bet it's actually better.
>>21836231I hate how poor people think that anything French is fancy.
>>21836306You're actually wrong. Not french butter, but certain french butter's names are protected by law. The red stamp goes on protected origin products and have to be made a certain way and be made in a certain place. Lots of traditional cheeses are given the designation as well as meat products.
>>21837260>disney>d'isignyso isigny is a place in north east francethey have cows and sheiitin french "from isigny" is "d'isigny"so a family had the last name "d'isigny"because they were from isignyand a guy named d'isigny emigrates to ukthere his name became disneyone of the fucker kid or grand kid goes to burgerland and makes mice comicsdisney is d'isigny mispronounced
>>21836231I'm not buying butter in a plastic container.
>>21836231>cut like a slice of cakeI am fearful of what Americans may be doing with this butter.
Tonight, it’s London broil with mushroom mayo, mushroom ketchup (look it up), and leftover poutine on a baguette. Since it’s reheated poutine, the cheese all melted, which is fine for this.
>>21834337>Oi, that's British cran right there mate. Show some rispect will you.Lear to spell you mongWhy are you so obsessed with the British?The is no such thing as London Broil in Britain.
>>21834379>British don't really eat poutine. Not in their own country, anyway.Not really anymore, although we did invent it, the nearest popular thing is cheesy chips and gravy
>>21837500>although we did invent it(citation needed)
>>21831709How is it 2026 and people are still taking pics with an IBM T43 webcam?
>>21837779The filename suggests that was from an old iPad/iPhone
>>21836284>releasing the redacted stuffed olive filesI need the full context.
I get hard for those port-wine and cheddar cheese balls.
>>21831866This always looks appetizing, but then whenever I get one in the store and make it, the taste is kind of stale and musty, and the texture is like a spunge.
>>21825577>>21825624>>21825790>>21827127>>21829938>>21831011>>21831866>>21833804
Does it taste good?
