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If you have never drank milk directly from picrel, you have never truly tasted milk. There is nothing more pure than sucking all four udders at once and letting pure dairy flow freely into your mouth. Cows are so giving. Some of my best memories growing up was sucking fresh milk with my brother's down on the farm...we would suckle until night fell.
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Doing pretty much anything with tits is nice for the vast majority of straight men. Just because they're biologically meant for feeding babies doesn't mean a dude who wants to suck on them is a baby.
I used to love milk. I could eat all the icecream, cheese, milk, etc. I wanted and not feel sick at all.
Then one day my body decided it was lactose intolerant now and that was the end of that.
Appreciate what you have.
WTF are cows doing all day anyway? They might as well be useful.

so you're saying I should let more men suck on my boobs
Ignore those weirdos. Human milk is for babies. Also, warm milk is gross. Either ice your ridiculous slam bags or GTFO.

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I could use some chicken ramen noodles right about now
Sorry, I prefer human food.
I like soup when the weather is hot
Nobody here cares about your wants and needs
Thumbnail looks like Kermit being burned alive lol

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Going to my first day of work as a baker tomorrow. What am I in for lads? Any last minute advice?
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Here's a good instructional video on baking. Good luck.
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Is the dough frozen and preformed? Or from scratch.

Bakery worker for 14 years here. Done every position including assistant manager
Night shift or day?
I take it you know Nicolas Supiot

Which do you take the last bite of, the burger or the fries?
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I do the same. I love fries but the flavor and texture is so simple that you won't want to return to them after a bite of a decent burger. I always eat all my fries before starting on the sandwich.
I eat the fries first and then bash the burger
>like a child
This, only a barbarian would even touch the burger before the fries were gone.
Or an adult

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How are people retarded enough to get this? The cost per meal is only a little less than a restaurant, but you have to cook it yourself.
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I used to get it when they were giving out free promotions. Free food! Otherwise I think it is good for people who are just learning to cook but you don't want to use it forever. If I could afford it I wouldn't mind getting it once a week just for the variety/spontaneity but I'm not made of money.
Babies can be extremely demanding, but it depends on the baby. And depending on how much time has passed since the birth the mom needs time to physically recover. If she's breastfeeding the baby may well be eating her alive (experiencing this right now with my cat and her kittens, fat kittens stick thin cat). If your wife is tired there's a good chance that it isn't just a lack of sleep she's complaining about but nutritional deficiencies which are really common after birth. Have her get her labs drawn and check her D, B12 and iron levels. Even if she isn't anemic she could be iron deficient, lots of women are.
>people don’t want to be told how much they suck at something.
this is the whole reason reddit exists
some people just don't want to autistically check every fucking thing they buy at a grocery store to find if it contains traces of wheat, can you really blame them?
if you don't buy goyslop you don't have to worry because fresh ingredients don't have ingredients lists

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are there any cereals that are actually healthy?
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>kill somebody with your car
>go trans to stay out of prison
just eat granola and dehydrated/freeze dried fruit
granola??? maybe muesli or oatmeal???
Came here to say this. It's the only cereal I eat, and even then only rarely.

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Where do you get your yeast? What type of yeast is best?
All the supermarkets here either don't sell yeast at all or it's already dead by the time I try to use it.
>All the supermarkets here either don't sell yeast at all or it's already dead by the time I try to use it.
where is here? what shit hole in the world can't sell usable yeast? I have yeast from 2020 that is still good.
>Where do you get your yeast?
grocery stores.
>What type of yeast is best?
define best.

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How does Pizza Hut make these magical breadsticks?

I keep getting close but it tastes too garlicky or too onionish.
my guess is with ingredients and an oven
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lol who gets excited over bread sticks? They're only there because they want you to eat more of the cheap dough and less of the expensive toppings in their pizzas, you're paying for extra crust
The crust is the best part of the peetser
I used to work at Pizza Hut. It’s just frozen pizza dough brushed with vegetable oil. After it’s baked it’s sprinkled with some kind of pre-mixed bagged breadstick seasoning. Yeah I know that’s not very helpful but it’s all pre-made shit.

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How do you cook on this thing man, I have no gauge on what low/medium/high heat is. It's either not hot enough or way too hot.
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It's the same reason your toaster oven clicks
Actual literal fucking skill issue
>I have no gauge on what low/medium/high heat is
you can't count to ten?
>inferior to gas
natural gas flame is only one temp.
electric range is a range of temps.
get well soon.
these are a genuine IQ test because you have to be able to think ahead 30 seconds into the future in terms of heat management, which zoomers simply aren't capable of

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Could you do it?
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There's no way that's real. 55 shits a week? Average? That's not even including the outliers. If you account for a 15 minute shit or even a 10 minute shit being polite, that's 550 minutes (90 hours, FOUR DAYS) spent shitting in a single week on average, unless there's a whole village of Sicilians who just sit on the crappier all day.

I know this is fake but come on man that's not even believable.
It's 9 hours. That's still extreme but if your diet is just oil and fat then it's entirely believable.
If you believe that map is real you're fucking retarded.
>there are people who consistently shit more than once a day
Well, to be fair there was a period of time when I used to shit twice a day. My metabolism was pretty fast and I blame hot peppers and acidic foods for that.
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>north macedonia: 1
w-what do they eat?

What the fuck is up with pork lately? I swear boar taint is becoming more and more common. Just another example of worsening standards in the pursuit of infinite profit growth?

Henlo /ck/. This is my first time posting. I'm am making soup.
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bacon doesn't have bones
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Awww yeah bread dippage, looks great.
Hmmm... looks a little cold.

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Is it a thing to pour liquors from their commercial bottles into other bottles, particularly in home or informal "bar" settings?

We've all seen crystal whiskey bottles or other decanter type shit, but as an autistic manchild, how retarded would I be to put spirits from the store with all their different labels and bottles into uniform, simple bottles? It really triggers me that a jamo bottle is so much different than a titos bottle, which is so much different from malibu, from patron, jack daniels, etc
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It would be totally fine and look nice if you get decent Bottles. You should just appreciate the wabi sabi beauty of and odd collection of stuff, you'll enjoy life more when you're not so particular.
>absolutely slaying
please shut the fuck up and never post again, fag
different shaped and sized bottles is part of the classic aesthetic of a well stocked bar, just outlines suggesting an irregular row of bottles would automatically be read as "bar"
thank you for doing that
You can if you want, anon, but a pragmatic note: You'll quickly get annoyed if you can't find the bottle you want because they all look alike. There's merit to having a bunch of different bottles on your bar.

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Okay so what the FUCK. Why hasnt anybody told me this shit was so fucking delicious? Im going insane. I want to eat this and only this, its as if a deep craving that goes back decades is being answered whenever I eat Wakame Salad. What dishes evoke those feelings for you?
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didn't Shakira make a song about this
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Literal rabbit food
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>marine algae
>rabbit food

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>Morgan Spurlock, a documentary filmmaker who captured his own psychological and physical symptoms from eating McDonald’s every day for a month in the Oscar-nominated 2004 feature “Super Size Me,” died Thursday in upstate New York due to complications of cancer. He was 53.

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I just watched his documentary this morning. It may be factually inaccurate but it was pure SOVL.

Fathead may be more informative but its dull.

Also fathead guy interviews a jew who says Morgan Spurlock is a problematic racist for suggesting that poor people who arw generally black are dumb by allowing two black kids vouch for mcdonalds.

Shortly afterwards, fathead guy says blacks and Hispanics are naturally fat, and his jew suggests that being anti fat is a symptom of immigrant anxiety for thin white people.
Funny how that was the one insult that got you defensive. Anything you want to confess?
It reminds you that you're alive
It give your white blood cells practice so you can eat dirt or whatever
I'm an advocate of getting yourself sick on purpose

t. rarely ill
In context his bitch gf was comparing the two. He was explaining that ham is perfectly fine.

The entire doc he was rejecting his dumb gf's vegan diet.

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