How can something that tastes so bad raw and so bland when cooked alone become the best tasting food of all time when you just cook it with oil and salt
>>21884284I had to eat bland food for stomach issues and I came to enjoy unseasoned baked potatoes as well
>>21886182they are pretty good actuallya quiet classic
>>21884045You should try bolivian/peruvian potatoes
Papa yagana = godly
>>21884045When I was a kid they had baked potatoes in school, idk if they still do this, but they're unforgettable simply wrapped in foil in the oven for a while, i'd cut one open, put cheese and butter in them and mix it around it was great.
Thanks to social media, the Taxi platter is rapidly growing in popularity in Germany. The dish consists of gyros meat, currywurst, fries, tzatziki and onions and was supposedly invented when an Imbiss worker hadn't enough gyros left to whip up a full portion for a hungry taxi driver, forcing him to improvise.
>>21888047>>21888056>cool worldly boss makes delicious sauce and regales his employees with interesting anecdotes >anon, his incel errand boy, seethes furiously for years about thisKind of sad, yet funny
>>21888084It was pretty weird tasting. I didn't care for it. I forgot to mention it was mostly mayonnaise, I don't actually remember if there was mustard in it. Maybe there was garlic powder, too. Every time I tried it I didn't care for it, maybe it needed to keep in the fridge for a day or two to really meld together. I can't even remember what it was served with. I think it was one of the three dipping sauces for the pretzels.
>>21888095Nobody liked him. Everyone got depressed when he came back to town. The old guy who used to wear leather lederhosen and play the accordion on Friday nights was the coolest kraut in the building. One cool thing about the place was that the diners could send back a beer to the kitchen for the cooks and we could drink on the job within reason.The bad parts were the owner, and the fact that his cheap ass bought induction hot plates and residential microwaves that would always trip the breakers and were a pain in the ass to cook on. Even the deep fryer was like some rinky dink housewive pizza roll fryer. The dishwashers would quit every week because they had a 50 gallon residential size water heater that went cold after the first hour of the shift and they couldn't clean the grease off the plates. I also saw a bunch of plates destroyed because he used wire racks from home depot as plate racks on the line.They did have good locally made German sausage, imported German beer and daily made strudel, though.The rouladen was good, too. The pretzels were frozen from Sam's Club. The Black Forest Cherry Cake thing was just a chocolate Bundt cake from Sam's club we dressed up with cherries and whipped cream. No booze in it.
>>21888047damn, you could have definitely embezzled some kush sauce into your own hands. what a missed opportunity
>>21888118I found an old menu, it's a pretzel dip called "orange garlic dip", but I distinctly remember him calling it kush sauce. I could figure it out again if I wanted. It's basically thousand island with sunny D orange drink and garlic powder. Who the hell would use that for a pretzel dip, though? Maybe chicken fingers or something.
>mcdonalds admits GLP-1s will have material effect on customer spending>We're leaning into portion control for parts of the portfolio," PepsiCo CEO Ramon Laguarta said. "We see that consumers are continuing to engage in our categories, but in smaller portions. They don't want to eat too much, they want their favorites at smaller portion. That is a key strategic bet for us in multipacks."oops, nobody's buying fast food anymore, better hike the prices up and reduce portion sizes and claim it's good for you
>>21887970I assume you've tried this before and you're using the GLP-1 to help you this time around, yeah? I've been asking people who have been taking these drugs about their past experiences. It's usually not their first go-around with trying to lose weight.
>>21887907I would think "regular" (aka non fat people) do make snide comments about recently skinny people.>>21887866Good job anon. What's your favorite thing to cook now?
>>21887728But the people with lazy jaw muscles will be tired and hungry after all that chewing and have to eat another hamburgerThey'll be stuck in an infinite loop until they choke on their vomit
>>21887958I can read the nutritional information and the source of the ingredients.
>>21888097Well maybe you should suck one instead.
Burger and perogies tonight
>>21888057Nice burger mat3
>>21888091Mate*That's British for friend.
>>21888057Im in the mood for 4 burgers
Burger looks goodIs that your couch or a pile of clothes? need to clean that up
>>21888057>paper plateYou're lazy and/or fat.
I fucking love pork belly. That's the thread. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
>>21886864>cold slaw>mini burritosWhere's the Korean part?
>>21888017Burritos are wrapped. Have you ever had one?
>>21888022Big burrito skins look exactly like those mini burrito skins. Where's the Korean part of these mini burritos?
>>21886870>goes on cooking board>someone asks how someone prefers to prepare their pork belly>"Holy shit you are so lonely and desperate for conversation that it's sad"if you felt that you had to share that thought, possibly getting a reply or two out of it, i think maybe a "no u" is in order-> no u
>>21888028>burrito skinsThat's a tortilla. You can do a lot of things with a tortilla and it only becomes part of a burrito when you actually wrap it around a filling. The word you're looking for is "taco".
What in the fuck is "Irish Beef"
>>21879579Americans will buy faeces if you called it Irish
>>21879579Irish beef is some of the highest quality in the world because the cattle are never barned due to the temperate climate, can only live free range, and are only grassfed and never fed cornsyrup slop. If an Irish beef cow doesn't meet those standards it can't be sold as "Irish beef"
they just call it the troubles nowadays
>>21886323Interesting. I have access to free range pasture fed beef too (Tasmania) and the marbling is always much finer than grain-fed or feedlot-finished beef.
>>21879514Horsemeat
You win this one, Mexico. This shit's bretty fucking good.
>>21886065>You win this one, Mexico. This shit's bretty fucking good.I'm a negra beer person when eating mexican food, or I'm going after the tequila beverages. I think Bohemia is considered the more delicious drinking beer within Mexico though. Just do a side by side taste test next time you have both on hand.
>>21886566Why did you? Your post is not only moronic, but stupid as fuck. What point did you think you were making? Human sacrifice is actually a good thing? Stop kissing greasy brown wetback ass
>>21887313you're that poster aren't you? you're really upset i called you an incel kek
>>21886065fuckiing Mexicans ... stealing German traditions
Beer is the nectar of the nitwit
find a virtue
>>21877564is utterly mogged by a regular lettuce
I can't believe there's a four day old thread about lettuce
>>21885529>People who incorporate potato chips into other things are weird fatties anyway.Agreed. Normal people incorporate lettuce.
>>21877564its gud
>>21877564It’s hydrating
So it's the unbeatable ham is it?
>>218872171. I explained what it is2. it came with an instruction card
>>21887235>an expensive option exists means every option is expensiveretard, gotcha>>21887239>implying i descend from a retard>so poor jamón is an expensive delicacy for xerselfpoor and retarded, gotchathe corollary is, are you poor because you're retarded?
>>21887249>are you poor?>I buy the cheapest jamon serrano possibleyeah yeah, I know where you came from, go back>>>/r/etard
89c a pound spiral sliced ham butt for me around Easter and Christmas and freeze. Beat that.
the murrican version actually kicks the shit out of the spanish versionhttps://meatsofvirginia.com/edwards-ham/ols/products/edwards-surryano-boneless-ham-8-10-poundsnot even a meat shill, I've had a ton of iberico and 99% of it is overrated as fuck. The real stuff you have to be in specific places in spain that still get their shit from the extremely old curing houses that have been around for hundreds of yearsthis shit is genuinely the best cured meat product I have ever hadit's expensive as fuck but so is everything
Italian food is fancy food for poor people prove me wrong, pro tip: YOU CAN'T
>>21886167>get stabbed in the lungs
>>21881004I don't really think of spaghetti or lasagna or pizza as fancy for anyone, even the poorest.
>>21886292That's cause you're used to Olive Garden and Dominos.
>>21881004>Italian food is fancy food for poor peopleso what?
>>21883208what is fancy about cheese and tomato
>absolutely nukes your bitter perceptors to oblivionthis is the worst fruit ever made by mankind
>>21880790>he doesn't know about chinotto
>>21880790i used to slather sugar on mine and put it in the oven to caramelize it. It was amazing.
Back in they day everyone had a special knife and spoon for their grapefruit and ate it with sugar. In one of those old movies humprey bogart straightens some hoe's grapefruit knife out and she's like bruh
>>21884070That won't have much effect. It's the prescription stuff that's really tricky, and even then it depends on the time separation.Fortunately, I don't like grapefruit at all and don't need to give a shit about this dietary restriction.
Pain pill and methadone addicts drink grapefruit and orange juice under the belief they'll get higher.
>Gimme a diablo sandwich and a Dr PepperProbably the most based food order in movie history
>>21886932Don’t hate on Santa like that
>>21883533>most based food order in movie historyFour fried chickens and a coke
>>21883793I want Buford T. Justice to have had a reasonably advanced heat tolerance for a 1970s white guy so I'm imagining it as a pulled pork sandwich with a layer of Trappey's peppers (little pickled serrano peppers).
>>21887480Hehe, those peppers are supposed to stay in the jar. Trappeys is just hot pepper vinegar for a bowl of greens.
>>21887491I figure the peppers themselves were probably the hottest food you'd be able to get in a basic grocery store in the '70s. If you had Mexicans around you could get dried arbol pepper wreaths too, but there weren't any in the southeast yet then.
What are your favorite low carb diet foods?for me it's crustless pizza.
>>21887127yeah keto works great for rapid weight loss but shouldn't be a permanent diet.
>>21886715Kind of a noodle-less lasagna then
>>21887127You must've been missing or underestimating calories somewhere. Or I suppose it's possible if you were exercising then you could've built a bit of muscle while losing fat so your weight would stay the same.
>>21886179Hope you're doing better that sounds horrible
nobody likes my crash fad diet of only eating every four days
Anyone else ever get the urge to buy a pint of heavy cream and then just sip on the whole thing over the course of an hour? There's just something so addicting about its rich velvetiness
>>21885766>50 is 5 times as much as 15american education
>>21884171I buy heavy cream instead of milk. It's more expensive by volume, but it's actually less expensive per calorie.I usually use it for cooking and coffee, but I'll just drink cream for a midnight snack. Its even better if you pour it in a cup and stir in some honey or sugar. Delicious.
Well that's just like you know what I use to make my Caucasians.
>>21887663>CaucasianWouldn't that be with milk then?
>>21887698Well... the dude uses half and half but whipping cream is creamier if that's your thing.
Not a day goes by I don't think about you baybee
>>21884590>>21884590did they get cancelled?>>21884594>>21884597I see them annually, just buy $200 worth and ration them throughout the year
>>21885026who is that, pondering donut?
>>21884590Did they discontinue Zebra cakes?Weren't they one of the most iconic well known of their products?
>>21886949>factory boxeswtf are you talking about?
>>21887139They discontinued the chocolate ones in 2016
