I really fucking hate cooking. Sadly I couldn't tolerate my annoying ex gf so I broke up and she moved out of my apartment so now I have to cook myself.1. What are some stuff I can buy for my kitchen that will essentially do all the cooking for me? Budget is (kinda) limitless.2. What are some easy things to cook that taste good?3. What are some quick things to cook?4. I would break you in a 1v1, thoughts?5. Is it slavery to offer someone a room in my apartment and in exchange they cook 2 meals a day? They get to eat as well, of course.
>>22129976Mark my words it'll get so bad you'll look back at this fondly.
>>22129962>What are some stuff I can buy for my kitchen that will essentially do all the cooking for me? Budget is (kinda) limitless.Mail-order bride>What are some easy things to cook that taste good?Eggs are very easy to learn but they are difficult to master.Rice is difficult when you start learning and you will fuck it up at least once but it's one of the first dishes you'll master.>What are some quick things to cook?Meth.>I would break you in a 1v1, thoughts?I broke your mom's pussy, thoughts?>Is it slavery to offer someone a room in my apartment and in exchange they cook 2 meals a day? They get to eat as well, of course.It's called marriage.
>>22129962Lol loser
I don't understand why men who think the entire world is against them don't kill themselves immediately.Your girlfriend left you, you immediately went onto the internet to start fights with other men, why not just kill yourself? You'll be dead one day anyway, save yourself the trouble.
>>22129962>ive never tried and onionswhy are 3rdies using 4chan filter words on d*ting apps?
I tried making fig ice cream and it always comes out disgusting after putting it in the freezer.First attempt:Made the ice cream base as usual and mixed in fig jam.Tasted before putting in the freezer and it tasted good.After freezing it tasted extremely bad, I couldn't get the taste out of my head. I had to throw it out.Attempt two:Made the usual ice cream base.Use fresh figs, scooped out the insides and mixed with the base.Before freezing it didn't have much fig flavor, tasted mostly like vanilla.After freezing it tasted gross, not as gross as the first attempt, but definitely inedible.I wasn't the only that tried the ice cream so I know it's not just me.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>22133187Okay, but why, what causes something the tasted good/okay before freezing to taste bad after freezing.A google search said Ficin, which is an enzyme found in the white sap of figs, and although I only used the insides of the fig, this seems to be the most likely reason.I'm just asking if anyone knows more.
>>22133200Figs don't actually taste very good. They smell fantastic though - what with being a flower and all - and your brain prioritizes smell over taste all the time. I've got two fig trees (TAMU Alma and Texas Everbearing), and had a summer cold a few weeks ago and couldn't smell anything and my figs just didn't taste good, they were sweet but that was matched with a somewhat sour and bitter flavor. Once my cold started clearing up then they tasted great again.re freezing: I've never tried freezing mine, but they break down in the refrigerator if it gets below around 39F, so I'd imagine actual freezing would be much worse. Again, they're a flower not a fruit, they behave like flowers not fruits, and persisting in expecting them to behave like a fruit not a flower is simply autism.
>>22133187this has to be aihave you had a fig?have you had any of what you've mentioned?>>22133200your description sounds like your cream is splitting, which can be due to a variety of non-fig related reasons as wellOr you're a baby and the low sugar content is instantly disgusting to you.I'm replying to an AI again, aren't I...>>22133225>I had a cold for the first time in my life, decided to eat anything at all and found out the taste changesacids start tasting bitter, isn't that fun? like a value brand miracle berryVery few fig cultivars are actually good, take a trip to Turkey or something and say again figs taste of nothing.
>>22133235>your description sounds like your cream is splitting, which can be due to a variety of non-fig related reasons as wellThe cream didn't split.>Or you're a baby and the low sugar content is instantly disgusting to you.It's not that it wasn't sweet, it's just that it tasted vile.As I've said, I had other people try it too and they agreed.
>>22133235>everything I don't like is jewish>everything I don't like is pajeet>everything I don't like is AI>everything I don't like is whatever I can plame so I can pretend I don't need to thinkit's all so tiresome
I mistook 2 garlic cloves for 2 whole garlic bulbs when making garlic butter.
let's be real for a second: there's no such thing as too much garlic
>>22127080>I mistook 2 garlic cloves for 2 whole garlic bulbs when making garlic butter.
>>22127080welcome to flavour country
>>22127080Thank god you accidentally cooked something good
>>22127726stimky girls>garlic all the way
today we have stuffed cabbage at the hot bar and i'm pretty excited about that
>>22130449>Yeah, but I made it easierNo you didn't. It's the exact same effort to use the one you first posted.
Cabbage is such a versatile food. My favorite way to eat cabbage is to broil or roast or just stick fresh cabbage triangles in an air fryer, coated with olive oil and some salt. It comes out like haute cuisine, every time. And yet it's just plain old cabbage.
>>22132986I'm always curious what people get at their local hot bar. It's unique, and different from anything you could get at a restaurant or make yourself at home.
>>22131647>be nobility>flaunt the fact that you don't actually do any work at "work" right in the tiktok peasants' facessurprised there hasn't been an american revolution in the style of the french revolutionOH WAIT
>>22129385Thanks for the update hot bar anon. Looks yummy.
Post menus and other anons reply with what they'd order.
>>22133067Grimes
>>22133067Louie's brother during a 'bang-bang'.
>>22133159I guess I'd just never seen her before, but she is NOT attractive. Very strange looking.
>>22133173I thought the same thing. Like… "yeah, that name is apt".
>>22133171My mother used to listen to this bang-bang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX5btXPKEa8
Smoked chicken legs, goddamn I just can't stop making and eating them.
>>22130249What's your recipe? Might try making some of those this weekend.
>>22130249Im gonna do this today
>>22129547Thats called petrichor and humans can detect the smell of rain with 10,000 times more sensitivity than a shark can detect blood in water. I think the theory is that it helped early humans find water.
>>22130965chicken wings should be more expensive than breasts. they're a highly sought after food in relatively short supply. they aren't purchased as a source of protein, they're a luxury snack food. A normal meal of chicken wings is like 8 to 12 wings which is 4 to 6 dead chickens. A normal meal of chicken breast is like 1 breast which is half of the yield from a single chicken.
>>22129538Got a dozen of em going right now.
I hate loaded nachos. I like all the things in it independently, and i like crispy chips, but with loaded nachos all the chips end up getting soggy and by the time anyone is at the end you're left with soggy cold chips in a mess of stuff. Id rather have hot chips and on the side a bunch of stuff to dip it into in a bowl. So the chips never get soggy and the stuff stays hot longer. I do feel like im usually the only one with this opinion when people get loaded nachos though. Anyone else?
>>22133007Picrel: OG Nachos @ Chili's (I heard they have been pulled from the menu recently. RIP)
>>22133010Shit, those look like a good version of loaded nachos
I expand my hate to all corn and corn products, but yes, nachos are the most egregiously disgusting slop
that is because you don't use el milagro tortilla chips. they are so crispy, that even when you nuke them in the microwave with cheese, etc, they retain their crispiness.
>>22131257Nachos are not chips. Nachos have stuff on them. You are thinking of Doritoes.
Why did it fail in mexico?
>>22131836>>22132079 MissouriKansas CityNevadaLas Vegas Hughes CenterLas Vegas VenetianNew JerseyBridgewaterParamusWayneComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>22131836>>22132079>>22132082Bolivia Santa CruzBrazil Brasilia Rio de Janeiro – Barra Rio de Janeiro – Botafogo São Paulo – Center Norte São Paulo – JardinsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>22131941Europe is full of Argentine steakhouses. A friend of mine lived over there for a couple of decades and always bought Argentine beef whenever he wanted to cook it at home, well, at least until he found beef from one particular Spanish province (I forget which one) which he thought was better. The Spanish province stuff wasn't available outside of Spain, though.
>>22132010you're not going to get anywhere arguing with the incels on this website anon. they get their entire worldview from all the cherrypicked bullshit they see on /pol/. they see one webm of a brown person doing thing and they now think that the tens of millions of them are all exactly like that. but don't do that to their glorious country or else they'll get mondo mad!
>thread about mexico and its food>everyone is talking about argentinawhat did I walk in on?
How do asians deal with their high sodium intake diet?
>>22133035>I don't know what you're talking aboutExactly.
>>22133023Youre both gayRiddle solved
>>22132508rice is very low sodium, so high sodium sauces are mostly acting to counteract thati guess it gets out of hand for some people
>>22133041But that would be 200% of the population being gay! That means you are double gay!
>>22133036You're not saying anything, just hoping for a gotcha because you can't refute the numbers. It's sad, really.
I recently underwent a medical procedure that will require me to limit my alcohol intake if I want to stay healthy. Because of this, I've resolved to enjoy each drink I have to the max. I previously drank beer almost exclusively but let's be honest, cocktails are the beverage of the truly refined patrician. The only problem is that I'm not involved enough in the cocktail subculture to know which ones will make me look like a total faggot and which ones are cool and not gay. These are my thoughts on some popular cocktails but some of these are up for debate. Obviously I'm not including everything here since I'm not entirely sure which cocktails are popular enough to even mention.>Manhattan = extremely not gay>Martini = kind of gay>Old fashioned = not gay>White Russian = not gay>Cosmopolitan = extremely gay>Margarita = kind of gay>Mojito = not gay>Irish coffee = extremely not gay>Long Island iced tea = extremely not gay>Whiskey sour = kind of not gay>Pina colada = kind of gay>Bloody Mary = kind of gay>Mimosa = extremely gayComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>22131693>smokeda little pretentious imo
>>22123474brb drinking all the extremely gay cocktails
>>22123474Caring about the opinions of other people is pretty gay.
moscow mule, when it gets boring muddle it with whatever (fruits and shit) unfortunately it is gay.
>>22123474>anons I'm getting cirrhosis or ligma>which drink will make me look cool and less gaysorry to hear about your organ failure at the ripe age of 17The answer is a bottle of wine you don't intend to finish btw
The heat of the rice cooks the egg.
>>22131928THAT RICE TRAINED 20 YEARS TO LEARN TO COOK THE EGG!!
>>22131897>>22132237But the cold of the egg cools the rice?
>>22132811Thankfully. Cool doesn't uncook the rice.
>>22131919It's highly nutritious and a nearly endlessly renewable food source so long as you keep your birds alive and healthy
>>22132265On average, his life expectancy is 10 years more than yours. I'd say he knows far more about nutrition than you do.
We do pizza a little differently in Maryland.
>>22127788Is it a taco but wide opened, like unrolled?
>>22127788>Ledo's PizzaNot the best pizza but I do kinda miss it after moving away around five years ago. Slaps in that "greasy but good" way. >t. ex-MD fag
>>22128339Lombardi's in Ocean CityStained Glass Tavern in WheatonI'm an ex marylandfag, its largely a shithole state and I don't miss it at all. Everyone knows the OG Ledos in College Park (moved the original ovens from University Park) is a step above the franchise locations. The College Park one has different sauce and ovens than the franchise ones. Franchise locations vary widely in quality.
>>22127788>We do pizza a little differently in Maryland.You appear to do it badly.
>>22129074ledo will 100% do half baked or well done - but the well done doesn't cook it rightmuch better to order it cooked the normal way and just put it in the oven for 10-15 min at home - just make sure to remove the wax paper liner under the pizza or it will stick >>22129161ive had bar pizza, its not that, its a thicker crust more like pie dough, more sauce too>>22129172what is larosa's like?>>22130831they are thick and spicy and generally better than most>>22132544I have to drive to wheaton to get decent pizza? I mean I'll do it but sheesh. Ocean city is for blacks...
>>22129141https://warosu.org/ck/image/TLwWbtMVISeLqvsJfcCX9Q
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>>22129780Are these previous threads in the room with you now?
>>22129843do you have an intellectual disability?picrel is spamOP made a pizza thread
>>22131280makes sense
now i'm gonna eat it and watch friends
>>22131657based dyslexic checker.
>>22131645Looks yummy, but more like a cobbler? IdkBut your mom is cool and i hope it was good
looks tasty
>>22131645>now i'm gonna eat it and watch friendsbased sitcom watcher
>>22131645comfy intact household
I have a foolproof recipe for making basmati rice in a pan, but it could be better. I also suck at making jasmine rice. Really good rice is something I've always wanted to make, and I don't mind buying an appliance if it makes really good rice consistently.
>>22132761I inherited my mom's who got her when she married in 1989 as a wedding present.It lasted until ~2014. It didn't even fail, it just was getting worn out and I wanted an upgrade.
>>22132761>>22132797I've had the same one for 19 years. Most folx I know have newer ones and they're gettin' awful fancy now but I can't abandon a friend that would be wrong it's like dumping your wife of 20 years for a younger woman evil people do that
>>22132835Meh, the bowl gets worn out, the lid lock half works, it's stained/beaten on the outside, i'm fine upgrading to a new model.Obviously don't toss it if it's still 90-100% condition, but it's not a person; it has no feelings. It's a tool and a tool, if it had a persona, would want you to accomplish the task as best you can and would understand it's time for a new tool.
>>22132851It has feelings bro
>>22132878If it did have real feelings, it would be able to process the complex feelings needed to accept that it is no longer as useful as it once was, and it's time to say goodnight.Why won't you accept these feelings anon?
