Do our feline friends deserve such decadence?
my cat seriously goes crazy for the pate cube gem things. they probably load it with sugar or something addictive to cats because this dude makes weird noises and freaks out if he thinks I have a gem and I'm not gonna give it to him.
>>22164995My cat loves the gravy. He doesn't like the wet food if it's pieces of meat. He will just lick the gravy off. So that pate gem cube is also his favorite. It's that damn gravy.
>>22164995my cats do as well. one of them eats much faster than the other and she would try to bully the other cat who was still eating to eat his food. and then of course because she ate so fast she would throw up on the carpet like a jackass. i have to separate them when i feed them that stuff.
>>22164995Cats can't taste sugar.That's why cat food products will taste kinda weird to humans (no sweetness) even though they are perfectly edible.
>>22164971Yes. I don't know if Fancy Feast is good or not but generally the more expensive cat foods have better ingredients and less filler or no filler compared to the cheap brands. I've been feeding my kitty wet food tuna from a brand called Weruva for around a decade and he's fit as a fiddle according to his yearly vet visits. It's kind of soupy but I always add a little warm water because kitty loves his food wet. He hates dry clumpy wet food that has no liquid. It took a bit of trial and error and talking to his vet to find a good wet good brand he would eat and Weruva fit the bill. He also gets a little dry Purina cat food after his wet food.
Fuck yeah time for some motherfucking dumplings in motherfucking Chinatown
>>22164869depends on the kind of dumplings but its probably either black vinegar and soy sauce or worcestershire and black vinegar
>>22164538You chose to order the one and only thing you can have in your freezer and pull out any time to enjoy just the same. You guys bottles of sauce to have with your meal when you get a take away. What is actually going on with you?
>>22164916Frozen is inferior to fresh and always has been. You are an idiot.
>>22164918If it is it's marginally and the margin is so small it doesn't make it worth going out for. And if the restaurant makes that much better quality it's usually a higher end restaurant. Imagine getting Peking duck from a packet, or any other menu item. It would be disgusting. You go out because to get Chinese because its way better than anything you can make at home. You are backwards
>>22164538>>22164539OP next time you're passing a Chinese grocer pop in and grab a bottle of this. It's one of those sauces that's perfect for a lof of Chinese food because it isn't sweet, it's salty and a little tangy but no sweetness at all, which makes it pefect for dumplings and stir fried dishes and noodles all which tend be sweet to begin with. It doesn't taste right when you try it on a spoon, but dump it into some lo mein/hokkien mee and it'll all make sense.
Sourdough lightly toasted and then in order from bottom to top: dijon mustard, charcoal grilled lemon pepper chicken breast, mozzarella, grape tomatoes+red onion+banana pepper+garlic sautéed in olive oil and salted.
A PB&J with a honey bun in it gets more posts then this masterpiece of a sandwich
coffee... is solved...
>>22164881>FDA food safe plastic is not trustworthy >Hario and Aeropress also use tritanTake off the tin foil hat white man
I drink coffee to stay awake, not to pretend I enjoy the taste.
>>22164935>hario and aeropress>implying
>>22162456glass v60, unbleached paper filters, organic beans, cheap grinder, 1 cup water microwaved 2 minutes, pour over, finished. cleanest healthiest coffee on earth, 0 plastic involved have fun with your microplastics
>>22164975>cheap grindergrim>1 cup water microwaved 2 minutesick
>Snow Crab Leg>contains no crabWhat is an actually GOOD brand of imitation crab/surimi?Picrel were on sale for $5/lb but, though they are labeled SNOW CRAB LEG, they contain no (0%) crab at all (!). Most surimi contains some crab or crab extract, but not these. Why is this legal? Which ones should i buy instead? Are the Asian brands significantly better?Please talk about surimi in this thread.
>>22163053They just went back to their home planet
>>22161879If you see a package that claims it's an imitation and you're upset that it's an imitation, I dont know what to tell you man
>>22164575you are confused
>>22164590Nope
RIB EYE STEAKImitation beefA blend of cat and capuchin monkey
Hard boiled some eggs but the yolk was still liquid so I put them in the microwave to finish them off, then tried to bite into one.
>>22160986>in cooking class at my local community college>decided to make some shitty broccoli stir fry in front of the class for my final>grab pan>light stove>put pan on stove>spend 5 minutes prepping everything else>pan has been on the hot stove the entire time>grab the oil, toss it in the pan>immediately smoke out the entire classroom for the next 20 minutes>go inside, finish stir fry>get a B-
>>22164618Also another one when I was a teenager>grab cup noodle, specifically one of the brands you DO have to put in the microwave>throw it in the microwave>sit back on the kitchen counter and wait>seconds later, smell smoke>15 year old retard babby brain can't put 2 and 2 together, walk over to the dining room to check outside if there's a fire, see nothing>walk back to kitchen, see smoke start billowing out of microwave>I forgot the water for my cup noodle>rush over with a oven mitt and grab it, run towards the front door>the entire time I'm yelling "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD" loud enough that my parents are distracted from Wheel of Fortune>they watch me rush past the living room with smoke following as I open the door and place the cup on our porch>parents laugh at me once they see there's no damage to the microwave>no replacement cup noodle because it was the last one :(
>>22164618>cooking classWhen I was in high school we got to make pizzas, somebody on my team confused teaspoons with tablespoons and added way too much salt.I was so disappointed, the pizza looked beautiful though.
>>22163664>i don't know anyone who DOESN'T say "dethaw" do you live in a group home?
I don't I know if this counts but fuck itMy uncle had a birthday and he invited a bunch of people for dinner. He fried up a huge batch of Greek meatballs. They were left on a tray in the kitchen to drain and cool. I was 8 or 9 and an anti social little shithead who loved fucking shit up and fucking with people. I took the bottle of whole peppercorns from the pantry and shoved whole peppercorns in every single meatball. Nobody could eat them and he was furious and disappointed that I ruined his birthday meal. I don't know why I did that but seeing him sad that his meal was ruined and his disappointment in me made me feel really bad especially because he was a really good guy and always treated me very well.
>>22163572and you should get a better grasp of english syntax if you don't understand "the high end of medium low"alternatively: get sent to one of those interment camps that you have, because you were mistaken for a foreigner
There's no beating cast iron for finishing up a steak after taking it off the coals. Quick sear, 20-30 seconds per side
>>22163572shove an entire nonstick pan up your ass
>linking a fucking youtube short
>>22162083STOOOP!
ITT: foods your mother fed you when you were sick
>>22164063>>22164064Mostly these but sometimes beef & vegetable in place of chicken noodle
>>22164063Whenever I get a cold or flu water becomes unbearable to me. I don't know why but it's just totally repulsive and is painful to swallow. The painful part I get because of my sore throat but the very thought of water makes me feel awful for some reason. Since I was a kid my mom would always buy me 7up and it's the only thing I can tolerate to drink while being sick. Something about the bubbles just helped it go down and soothe my throat. Now I associate 7up with being sick and never drink it otherwise.
bread is called Zwieback
Yum.
>>22164063>>22164064those and sometimes this plus some wheat noodles. consomme and wheat noodles is still a comfort food for me to this day
>choose your PROTEIN>no vegan option, it's all meat anywayHow were people so quick to give up their humanity? You adopt corporate language and readily call yourselves consumers. You're all dogs.
KYS, pervert.
>>22164952You first
>>22164946>Beans have never been a selectable option alongside the 3 meatsthey are at any mexican place
>>22164938Why waste money and storage on something nobody wants.
I choose tofu. If that's not allowed I choose beans. If that's not allowed I choose boneless skinless chicken breast cooked well done.
I went to kfc for lunch because some marketer posted here about a buy one get one free deal but when I went inside the stupid cunt at the register said it was online only. I said so you know the promotion exists but instead of just letting me use it you're going to make me take my phone out and place my order there while I'm standing right in front of you and she just said online only like a fucking robot. so I go to the website to place my fucking order and it fucking wants me to sign up for a fucking account just to get the fucking deal, and after I go through with the humiliation ritual to get my damn free chicken it says it's "out of stock" even though I'm standing in the fucking store and can see chicken in the fucking warmer behind the counter. I told the bitch this was stupid as hell and went to chick fila instead.pic related is what I wish would happen to every stupid retard who ever had an idea of using a goddamn phone for anything but making calls.
>>22164953I'm with you, man. I use a flip phone.
>complaining globo is globoIt's never going to stop.
>>22164953your anger is justified but you went about it in the most retarded way possible
>Get on a bus>Get a bus ticket>Free McDonalds cheeseburger meal with this ticket>Go to McDonalds>Scan my bus ticket at the self-checkout kiosk>Go and wait for my meal>Right as the wagie is handing it to me he has a sour look on his face and says "Ummm you're supposed to fill out the survey to be entitled to this">Doesn't let go of the bag until he says this>Just look at him like "Jesus christ man, how sad is your fucking life that this is a highlight of your day">Take my food and leaveWageslaves are just sad little petty people anon, it's nothing personal.
>>22164559Why would they put it in packaging like this? Its beginning for a lawsuit
This reminds me of a few years ago when a fairly well known lolcow googled "are rocks edible" and everyone who followed him had a good laugh. Given his low IQ and the horrible state of his teeth he may actually have been trying to eat rocks which is really what made it hilarious. No one knows why he searched "are rocks edible".
What a professional chef cooks at home in his off hours. Look at this heirloom I just bought.The ugliest tomatoes tend to taste the best.
>>22163939Shut up nigger, post your hot cheeto covered fingers faggot
>>22164402lol how many of these edits have you made at this point
>>22164915there are multiple people doing them lol
>>22163775looking good there
>>22164956no not really
If you are not chugging the sweet corn juice you are missing out on nature's most nutritious elixir
>>22164705imagine believing this
>>22164709Youre just a faggot
>>22164792>>22164811>lost to goatfuckers for the fifth time award
>>22164891What does that have to do with Chinese people eating waxy corn? It's kind of funny. They're next to Mongolia yet you're the mongoloid.
>>22164716water, salt, vinegar, dill, and spices. What do you think it is? Salt, water, and cucumber juice?
Do you like enchiladas? Here's one my mother and I made together
>>22161423Never cared for them. The tortillas always just gets rendered into goo
>>22161423>Do you like enchiladas?yes.those are not enchiladas.
>>22161429You're also supposed to dredge the tortillas in sauce, otherwise they end up all dry like in the corners of your dish.
>>22161423Verde enchiladas only please.
>>22164911He said they are. They're rolled enchiladas with the leftover filling on top. Perfectly fine. Better even.
This is the thread for discussing teas, tisanes, and other herbal infusions.Info on types of teas, where to buy, and how to brew: https://rentry.org/tea-pastebinPrevious thread: >>22138325
>>22164691I mean, that's how they mostly drink yerba mate in Paraguay, cold brewed with herbs or fruitThat's why they have the strong and smoky, powder-heavy processing style, so it cold brews fast and gives a strong flavor that can stand up to all the extra stuff they throw in there
>try to make ice brew sencha in my largish gaiwan>temperature difference weakened it and shattered while rinsing AAAAAAAAAA
>>22164774Should have gone with a titanium unit.
flip city.main thing im getting is apricot and bitterness but the good 回甘 kind.i had just assumed all the decafs would have no bitterness as none of the others had any but this one has a fair amount.may mix this with the irish supper as that was missing bitterness
>>22164868Surely you know the vast majority of your audience can't read chinese
