Thread for discussing coffee and coffee related topics.コーヒー editionIf you're new and confused start here, then ask a few questions: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused grind coarser and do more poursPrevious thread: >>21093312
>>21115495>now grind it and let it sit for two weekswhy the fuck would you do that>grind one coffee worth of beans>make coffee with themliterally 30 seconds from grinder to brewing, if you're going to buy a nice grinder why aren't you grinding fresh every day
I saw Colombian sailboat coffee at Costco today, I didn't pick it up but I thought it was funny, the entire gimmick was it was shipped by sail boat from Colombia to CanadaI can't imagine that's a quick journey
Are we allowed to discuss coffee enemas here?
>>21115735tell dont show
>>21115713i cant believe you would say that and not share picturesgo back to Costco NOW and take a picture.
>ctrl + f>no webm threadTime to fix that
>>21113475hidden eggscape hatch
>>21113413>844 kbdon't tell other people to post in different formats when you don't even know what the fuck you're doing
>>21113808I fucking love this guy.
>>21114778>>21115615lmao
I dream of a world where children of all colours hold hands and dip their heads in the communal caudlron of Banqs.It is all they knowAll they've ever knownThe Bings is truthThe Bunks is loveAll is rootbeer. All is good.
>>21114952too soon
>>21115573Bark for me dog. Look what I posted you know what you have to say.
>>21115589I clicked this image and now my computer is making weird sounds.
>>21115589>Bark for me dog.>Barq for me dog.Sigh. You're just trolling, not even trying.
>>21114952>Barq dogFIFY
What's your favorite kind of 'wich? I'm partial to tomato/mayo. Simple, light, delicious.
>>21114917Too much meat. The bread/sauce/cheese/meat ratio is off. Sad.
>>21113825I think I've eaten like two sandwiches in my lifetime without some kind of cheese on them. Granted, I'm a fat fuck.
>>21114909Who's Rachel? Girls named that usually were cute
>>21115459It's just an analog to the "Reuben" A Rachel is a reuben with coleslaw and pastrami instead of kraut and corned beef.A turkey Rachel is a rachel with turkey instead of pastramiTurkey Rachel> Reuben> Rachel
>>21115699>Rachel>Turkey Rachel
I fucking love soup, what are your favorite soups?
>beef & barley >tomato bisque (+ grilled cheese or croque madame)>clam chowder (white)>chicken + dumplings (cajun style)>sopas>pasta e FAGoli
>>21113627growing up my mom did tortellini soup with spinach a lot with grated pecorino romano on topI make lentil soup with hotdogs a lot but lately i've been making cheddar broccoli since I got a big ass 5 lb bag of frozen broccoli from costco and I realized it's very easy to make as long as you know how to make a roux right
>>21114311calm down little der bärenjude
>>21115670immediate violence against any german and soup stealing is an instinct in every functional human
>next 3 days the lows are single digit meanwhile my pantry I’m gonna be comfy in the house smug af enjoying my soup
did you know you can make doughnuts at home?
>>21115123Is that you Masaokis? I thought you died a long time ago.
I just toss the oil out on the pavement. Not my problem.
I like to slather myself in the used oil. Good for the skin.
>>21114661The council will come and fix it its their job.
>>21114856Just keep reusing it the food absorbs the oil you do not need to throw any away. Strain it to filter out bits.
Why do 60% of the shoppers at Whole Foods appear to be mentally ill or on some kind of antidepressant or other psychotropic drug
are you 12? why spam the cooking board of all places?
fuck bros soul food is just too fucking good. literally cannot get enough of this stuff. Them brothers really know how to cook
>>21113602>animal feet are for savageshistorically feet have often been delicacies enjoyed by aristocracy and royalty from France to China
>>21114985>French and Chinese aristocracyYeah, that's more an argument for avoiding a thing than embracing it.
Just don't forget the seasonin!
collard greens are just about my favorite way to get my veggies inthe other way is to stick brussels sprouts, cabbage, or red onions in the air fryeraw lawdthe smellthe deliciousness
>>21113142He was using the soft A not the hard R you nigger
>>21115192>What is oozing out of our ground that allows this type of affect to happened?Light refracting off of water vapor
>>21115143>whole foodsmore like>i shove foods up my ass WHOLEamirite, guys?
>>21115476>>21115482i’m canadian so maybe my experience is different, but costco just seems to have better deals which is where i get all my meats, and sometimes stuff like tangerines. fresh fruits and veggies aren’t that hard to find imo, whole foods just seem needlessly expensive.
>>21115577I'm not mormon or a mentally ill hoarder so yeah, not going to costco to buy groceries
>>21115577No, you're just retarded and don't know how to shop. >canadianYou may find this helpful:https://youtu.be/3KA3GXLLvNY
What is the best Scotch under $50 and why is it Glendronach 12?
The official price point past where the price/performance ratio of bourbon instantly drops off a fucking cliff is Woodford Reserve Double Oaked.
>>21115585Nah, but there is plenty of overpriced shit in the higher price brackets.There are some gems too, you just wont find them if your entire bourbon experience revolves around ONLY buying sub $60 bottles.
>>21115591>Nah
>>21115591I'd rather buy Very Old Barton 100 for less than $20, OGD 114 or Old Overholt 114 for less than $30 each and I havent bought american whiskey since the end of 2022.
i love eh taylor so much bros. eagle rare is still my fav because it's my first intro to bourbon but damn the extra proof is worth it
HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE IT HAVE THE CREMA
>>21115531espressolets be seething
>>21115265better to be pissed off than pissed on
>Be raging faggot (you)>Start thread on /ck/ to be spoonfed(literally the slowest board on 4chins)>Could have used a popular search engine and been drinking fresh coffee in half the time
>>21115221use fresh beansbut also its not espressoand crema is badbut here watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDLoIvb0w4
>>21115457lolI was literally talking to my wife as I was phoneposting that about how we didn't need to put the fish we bought today in the freezer since I'll cook it after services tomorrow lmaoI guess I subconsciously put it in there. U meant foam.
>>21107667>probable toxic doseWhat the fuck does that have to do with chronic exposure? Fluoride salts cause fluoride accumulation in a ton of body parts. Including dare I say it ... the pineal gland.Only conspiracy theorists are allowed to state that little fact in public though. A scientist might be allowed to mention it buried in some scientific paper, as long as he doesn't mention it in the title or give it any publicity ... because then it's bad science, as determined by scientific consensus.Conspiracy facts, to go with hate facts.
>>21113970>pieces of apple artificially flavored and dyed to be more like strawberriesWhat a fucking hellscape we live in. What, are apples two cents cheaper per pound?
>>21115023.02 cents/lb adds up when you realize you're not the only one who wants it
>>21107376kill yourself
>>21107634and everything else on earth
Who wants SpaPeggy and Meatballs?
>>21112193I'm sure the knife is sharp but it's one of those meme knives I see YouTube "wilderness cooking men amazing nature technique" dudes shilling, it's too big to have any utility behind coarse chopping.I do like the cafitiere press though. I want one.
>>21113804>>21113799>>21113791>>21113789>>21113774Not meatballsOff topicGay
>>21113924The knife was like $20 or whatever. Just wanted a big old ass blade. Fucked myself up one day with it when I was half pissed trying to make cheesy bread.
>>21113924>ignoring the cute pig shaped boardnot gonna make it
>>21114318Blessed Oinker enjoyer
I am the top chef in the USA.Going to make /ck/ classics.Let’s get this started.
>>21115618Well whatever that sprinkling is, it clearly has rosemary in it, which is a must for steak,
>>21115396>corn starchOP is a black woman
I fucking hate this thing, makes watered down drinks, every cocksucker takes 5 mins deciding on something browsing flavors.
>>21115163I hate soda printers. every flavor taste off, like it's weak, or diet. only one person can use it at a time, and there are too many choices, so some people sit there for way too long.
>>21115163>every cocksucker takes 5 mins deciding on something browsing flavors>some people sit there for way too long.Browsing through the various flavors presented to me before deciding on one and having it magically created before my eyes is one of the few pleasures in this modern abyss. Let me enjoy it.
>>21115163>check out all the flavors for a good 2mins while 3 ppl wait behind me>click water
>>21115163>every cocksucker takes 5 mins deciding on something browsing flavors.>go to ginger ale>select cherry>no cherry flavor>go to oliet Bangs>select vanilla>no vanilla, fuck >go to Diet Coke>select lemon >no lemon
