>less satisfying than a regular patty>more expensiveAre smash burgers just a scam?
>>22238234i don't like raw in the middle patties or the massive about of water/grease they bleed out when you buy premade burgers. smashing 2 1/8lb balls myself is better than buying
>>22238428Those arent even smash burgers lil burger junior.
>>22238443What are they then? Chopped liver?
>>22238428This seems redundant as fuck
>>22238247I've completely sworn off beef, it's just not safe to eat beef in America.
Retro cozy /ck/ image thread
>>22238633coco!unironically looks like Coco
>>22238634kelloggs could definitely market the shit out of that as a weeb cereal these days
>>22238634Nice
>>22238584It's hokey to us now because we live in a post-modernist satirical/irony-laden advertising society.
>>22238644It's hokey to us now because the advertising is so outrageously blatant and lacks any of the modern tricks that ads use today to convince people to buy product. We see through the sloppa and shit like>every piece starts with the finest ingredientsis met with skepticisim, finest ingredients my ass they're industrial sludge mixed with sugar and cancer causing food coloring.
Is that true, whitebros? You guys don’t heat your tortillas?
I just put them on a plate and microwave the wraps.
>>22234557That fat goblina is about as beaner as they come. You ain't fooling nobody Jose.
>>22235181if you have fairer skin and hair and have less native features than european, youre called mestizo and get to be on tv, in magazines, and politicseverything browner and uglier are moreno and your common variety mexican. ranging from just mexican to very native looking
>>22234538Why are non-whites so fucking gullible that they never fail to fall for this dumb shit? Also why are they so obsessed with everything a white person does or doesn't do?
>>22238641You seem a bit obsessed with them. Do you think you should sort your vagina out?
I'm doing a survey on milk. I personally keep at any given time, 2 one gallon jugs in my fridge.What do you guys usually keep? 1 gallon? 1 half gallon? 2 half gallons?
>>22232882I buy 2 gallons a week.
>>222328823 Liters as I buy the 1L carton 3-pack
>>22237856whole milk isn't why americans are obese, it's because americans on average eat like a thousand calories of oil and sugar every day.
>>222328821 quart, whole milk. the cartons are ultra-pasteurized and last longer, and i only use it for baking.
>>22237856enjoy your sucralose skim blend anon
Do you consider grocery store salmon safe enough to consume raw?
A friend of mine got tapeworm eating raw grocery store salmon. Don't risk it unless it's been flash frozen.
All these "um no it says fresh never frozen guys" seem to not understand that OP can indeed, put this salmon into his freezer. You are allowed to do this.nothjng says you can't. Friggin spergs
>>22238115farmed salmon is riddled with parasites, the parasites evolved to infest fish only, but they still give humans a go, and it probably isn't safe to eat cooked either due to all the chemicals they use in vain to try and suppress it
>>22238362You should jump into a freezer then.
Just cook your god damn fish
my girlfriend broke up with me and instead of killing myself i did retail therapy and bought a bunch of baking equipment what should i start with? might just do some poverty bread as a dry run, want to take a crack at a pizza too i thinksourdough seems to be the holy grail but every time i look at it it's a bunch of people talking about how youre raising a fucking homunculus you have to feed daily and babyshit and shit
>>22238355>instead of killing myselfYou really should have instead of making this cringe thread. You are annoying as hell.
>>22238497I fucking love these memes where it’s just a snip from a textbook
>>22238517Kill yourself
>>22238359op looking for bread baking advice for a noob
>>22238552i don't need to do that, i have a bf
god-tier foods that filter tastelets
>>22228941it sounds way better than it actually is. i always get disappointed and i've tried it at least 3 times. the toppings are good but the gooey doughy center sucks balls and there's hardly any octopusmaybe i need to eat one in japan
>>22228941
>>22229962Ham and kimchi sounds great
>>22230284Space Dandy enjoyers rise up
>>22236095Tuna salad with kimchi is amazing
Accidentally thawed chicken for 20 hours on my counter.Then I cut it and froze my portions.If I go anywhere online, they say "2-4 hours max", so of course I am crossing many Food Health Safety Standards or whatnot here.But I have gone 6, sometimes 8 hours without any issues in the past, and I know people will leave meat overnight on their counters.The question is not whether I should eat it or not, but what should be my strategy here.Cook a smaller portion, eat it and wait a few hours to see if I shit my skeleton out?Just say fuck Reddit and their Big Ssalmonella, gobble the full 200g?I will cook it for 100 minutes in a rice cooker with rice, that's about it.And if you have your personal anecdotes, they would be welcome. What is your personal record for ignoring FDA recommendations?(For reference, this is in Japan, where they are quite strict about refrigeration of products in stores. But the chicken is from Brazil.)
>>22238164food safety isn't a 'do x, get sick' situation, differing precautions you can take introduce differing risk profiles for a bad thing happeningcommercial kitchens follow way more stringent rules than a home kitchen because a 1/1000 incidence of poisoning in a commercial kitchen is unacceptable but at home getting food poisoning once every 3-4 years isnt a big dealgambling on raw meat like this is, realistically, probably fine- you're introducing a risk profile somewhere between 1/10 and 1/100 ish. as a oneoff i dont see why you shouldnt but also theres not much reason to roll the dice on this unless youre poor
>>22238164Blast it with piss
>>22238164super thread but don't eat any of it and wash your fridge and countertops thoroughly
OP here, back from work.On the topic of expired food, I often buy discounted milk close to its expiration date, and I consume it slowly. So sometimes I am drinking milk that is 10 days past its expiration date and open, no problems.My friend did the same, but with a 1 month expired/open milk.Salmon onigiri for 10 days, bento meals for 4 days, salad unfortunately goes bad quickly (3 days at most, unless it's only carrot/cucumber whatnot, then it's up to 5). These were all back when I had a bad fridge, maybe with my now decent one it could go on for longer.I also eat sliced bread, sometimes up to 2 weeks past its expiration, but sometimes even before that there is already visible spoilage (fastest was 7 days, probably the weather's fault).>>22238352>1/10 and 1/100 ish. as a oneoffMultiply it by 10 portions and you have between 65% and 9% through the next 10 days!Thawing.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
the chicken belongs in the trash can and so does this thread
all of it. I have zero reason to go out to eat at all anymore. I can cook everything at home for cheaper, tastier, and healthier too. I simply keep my pantry stocked with essentials and ask ai how to make something and then pick up whatever special ingredient is required from the grocery. I just made fish and chips and both the fish and chips were better than any of the shit i've tried at local restaurants and it cost me 4 dollars in extra ingredients vs 25 plus tip. The fries alone were absolutely legendary because i blanched and double fried them perfectly. i see no reason to go out to eat anymore especially anything that's not absolutely top quality. I even got nice restaurant plates. I can cook better than every single restaurant in my area that isn't some legit michelin star tier.
>>22235111Excellent.
>>22235111Can you cook an elephant foot sandwich with mustard?
>>22235136That's why I always have two cakes in the house
Home made ranch and dinotendies are the final boss of OP
>>22235111yeah claude is a really good cook
the perfect american pasta:cook bronze pulled unenriched pasta add oregano, basil, rosemary, salt, boves marinara pasta sauce, EVOO, crushed red pepper to taste
>>22237266Perfect for cramming
finally some real food on this board
>>22237266>no meatthat's not american pasta
>>22237266american pasta? is that deep fried pasta with doritos?
>>22238622no, a good example of american pasta would be something like spaghetti and meatballs, or chicken parm
Is BK worth stadium prices?
>>222380985'6?
>>22237967Hasn't been worth it since the Whopper was more than a dollar.
>>22238098Post pucci
>>22237967Do they still let you bring your own food and drinks to stadiums? We always did that when I was a kid because the stadium food was ass and overpriced.
>>22238192you mean the 70s? in 1982 it went from 37 cents to $1.39though I think right now people with the Burger King app can sometimes get it for $1
experienced being captured by post WW2 ultra processed food manufacturing industry?
>>22236273More like rare pepes This was the biggest cross-site event of its time and created a huge wave of touristsThis "meme" would have been unfunny even if it stayed on 4chan (but it was an inorganic meme created by tourists from another website, so it was never going to stay on 4chan) This event is what really kicked off the mainstream 4chan obsession and the process of reddit harvesting 4chan for screenshotshttps://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/319btv/ebay_takes_down_collection_of_over_1200_rare/
>>22236273fappening was what ultimately did moot in but gamergate was the start of the site's demographics rapidly shifting in the span of a few months. the fappening just gave 4chan a lot of mainstream attention. it wasn't as big of a cultural thing as gamergate.
>>22232288>goes into the 12 items or less checkout
>>22232288Damn. Prime Julia child Can Get It
>>22232295
egg n cheese
>>22237472yippee
>>22237559How do I solve for n?
chick n cheese
>>22238165imagine for a moment that there are people with the ability to grab the crust of the bread instead of getting their stinky paws over the entire thing
Under what circumstances would someone buy this?
>>22236228It fits pretty well honestly.
>>22236201so true. I’ve seen this meal on all my favorite rappers’ instagram stories
>>22237720>woah!
People on this board flex their Macdonald and shit puzza orders like its high cuisine and you're asking this?Read the room
>>22238608fast food really is high cuisine compared to this
Reminder rhe average American retard litteraly doesnt know what a fraction is. They cannot understand unit pricing. They see a .4lb steak and saay "Damn only 15$ for this steak"They're genuinely retarded.
>>22237936Oh look, another crybaby Europoor thread. You are boring as hell and are mind broken by first world countries. You literally can't have a conversation about anything in life without crying about America like an obsessed autism moron.
>>22238054>Shut up you stupid obsessed nigger.OP is clearly a jeet
>>22238466why did tim and eric cancel this, it was their first decent work in a while
>>22238181But who gets by on just an eight of a pound of meat?
>>22237936This is so true honestly. I get my phone out to try and calculate this shit at the store but I just end up slamming it on the ground and crying because I can’t figure it out.
