The tough part about carnivore is now that my body has been detoxified I've completely lost the taste for slop I used to enjoyIn reality that's a good thing, but also a little sad because cooking was something I really liked but all the food-like substances just taste bad to me nowThe extreme sickening bitterness and taste of decay all plant "foods" have is really something. No wonder little kids don't like to eat them, this is how they taste when you haven't been conditioned to their toxinsEven lettuce causes a burning sensation in my mouth
>>21760081Nice, keep doing it, make sure to not under eat.
>>21759719If you poke yourself below your stomach is kinda hard and sometimes painful? If so you're just full of shit and need fiber
>>21758324Reminded me of an early childhood memory of my parents forcing me to eat brussels sprouts lmao. I wish they would have been a bit more advanced on their parenting memes, and I could have gotten the first cohort of parents that reverse-osmosis filter their tapwater and obsess over natural ingredients. Nah instead I get the last of the boomer-minded gen x parents forcefeeding me brussels sprouts and fluoride and shoving braces in my mouth when all I needed was some tough roots or meat to chew on >>21758329Restrictive diets aren't retarded, they're actually interesting and everyone I know on one is intelligent enough to make theirs work. You are the one with the problem, you're uncomfortable if everyone else isn't like you, like you're a normie or something. >This board is filled with people trying extreme diets and failing.I've been fasting since Dec 1st. I'm down 4~5lbs or so, and I'm not stopping till I get some definition around the torso. I've done this before and I'm not stopping because a normie on the internet is uncomfortable
>>21760099I've been having multiple meals a day, not eating until too full like people always say you should but apparently that's wrongSo instead I made a pound of ground beef and ate it until the idea of taking another bite was impossible and then popped a slice of butter in my mouth for good measure and that's where I left it
>>21760734>not eating until too full like people always say you should but apparently that's wrongYeah, that's what I meant. It's crazy how satiated you feel after. It's so hard to over eat that way, it's hard to keep going after you're full of meat.
This is the thread for discussing teas, tisanes, and other herbal infusions.Info on types of teas, where to buy, and how to brew: https://rentry.org/tea-pastebinPrevious thread: >>21735204
>>21759195Nah, I just got kind of burned out on fu bricks and also I've had other stuff going on.It doesn't feel like it but it's already been a year and a half since I bought the first round of samples. Damn, time flies.
What's /tea/'s opinion on tea resins?
>>21760038Most decadent, I'd feel utterly disgusted at myself for pouring tea from that.
>>21760579i haven't heard about any of them being good, it's cheap tea that they boil the shit out of (and burn most of the time)
>>21760038The kind of pot the protagonist would walk in on me using, as I'm sitting in my decadent, villainously opulent mansion / hideout (which is inconspicuously built into the side of a mountain) after having taken over the world, stroking a black, long-haired cat in my lap and twirling my waxed mustache.
chicken soup with kidney beans laird lentils yellow onion kale garlic zucchini broccoli nori and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin paprika olive oil ginger and water. God bless
Dude, gross. I don't want to see that.
>>21760659>What you posted seems to suggest the oppositehow so? what i posted was 1 new serving made using prepped and frozen chicken breast, beans soaked 10 hours room temp then frozen flat separate then jarred, zucchini cut frozen separate and jarred in the freezer, bag of bought-frozen kale pieces and broccoli. the garlic is frozen too so it doesn't grow the middle parts but that and the onions i cut up each time right before and that's just cause i need more jars. what i was getting at was having most of or all the ingredients that goes into a soup or slop prepared and ready at all times and just doing one serving soups each time instead of making more than one serving and having multiple meals out of it. sludge part wouldn't be an issue for me it's the just-cooked setup that feels better for the soul, and also there's a bit of a freedom factor. although i end up usually doing similar or the exact same thing, it's by choice and if i wanted to i could have a completely different soup every time instead of being locked in and shackled and chained up to one by force. i'm against slavery in any form, including meal prep
>>21760700you owe me an apology
>>21760700
>>21761214Nice. What do you think the black bits are? They remind me of black bean skins, they come out of my asshole just like that.
I am proud to announce I solved another restaurant problem. The waitresses always take away the menus after I order and I never understood it. What if I want more food, later? I put my water glass on top of the menu and it worked. If your cup is on it, they don't take the menu away. It's perfect. The menu stays with me, now.
Talkers btfo
>>21755669Wear big, obvious headphones and pretend not to notice people trying to talk to you. Or just talk to people and realise it's not that big of a deal, you can say whatever, most will go away. If someone approaches you with a camera, that's when you need to run. I've run into some nasty reporters before, big street full of people and they went straight for me. Scary.>>21755662If you never speak to people you don't already know, how the hell do you get to know anyone? Imagine losing your phone and having to ask for the way. You'd rather walk around in circles first, huh?>>21755704>I spontaneously start conversations with people in public when I'm in stores or restaurants...There is such a thing as too much. Why would you do this to people?There's a difference between speaking up when you need to and striking up awkward conversations with strangers. >>21755765They just tried to save you from drinking shitty liquor, it's not good for your health. They couldn't have known you were there for mead.>>21759850Happens to me all the time because usually, there's no one else in line and in order to read the menu, I need to walk up to the counter because I've been neglecting to purchase glasses for myself.
>>21759604https://store.steampowered.com/app/2323200/Uberich_Advent_Sinners/
>>21760175>There's a difference between speaking up when you need to and striking up awkward conversations with strangers.When you're not a socially stunted retard like OP, you know the difference. It's pretty obvious when a person is open to light conversation. OP is probably safe from his pungent body odor alone.
>>21755643I’d munch on her slutty taco
Heard I should eat fruits and vegetables instead of processed foods all my life. Decide to bring honey crisp apples to work so I can put of meals without getting hungry. Apples just sugar crash me and I'm hungry and actually end up eating more and sooner. What do? This is some bullshit.
>>21760276>snackWhy does this word sound so reddit? Am I the problem, am I the terminally online one? Fuck.
>>21760773unless op is actually testing his blood sugar then it's unreliable to say it's happening. i know people who will say they're having a blood sugar crash just because they haven't eaten in like 8 hours while being somewhat physically active. they're just hungry and tired. if op is "putting off meals" and just eating an apple he's still going to be hungry after and possibly feel worse because of that. just like if you were hungry and tried to drink a bunch of water instead.
>>21760606> learn to embrace the sugar crashHe just needs to stop spiking his blood sugar and balance it out with fat/protein. Depending on the type of work he’s doing your way could be really detrimental. Fasting works great for office workers and peasants during winter
>>21760276>peaked in 2nd seasonSheesh
>>21760276You want filling foods with low calories guy mmm avocados? raw carrots?>>21760414Rice cakes are very filling.
What the fuck is this? Sarsparilla is absolutely awful, do I have to be an 18th century cowboy to appreciate this dogshit?
>>21761020I wonder if Finns would find it a little weak?
>>21761161https://youtu.be/zkGDp4oT2GU?si=WNoyEOM6ImFBMSa4
>>21761146>in North America they call this root beerNo.>It's the same productIncorrect.>made with real root in both casesWrong.I wish it was legal to euthanize mental retards like you.
>>21761020As a kid I saw someone had tossed a dirty old corduroy fabric couch by the side of the roadI burned it with a magnifying glass and the acrid smoke it produced smelled exactly like how root beer tastesWhy do people like this shit?
>>21761222so what is it then
Picture this:>fully stocked kitchen with fresh ingredients daily>luxury restaurant>robot AI comes to your table: what fancies your appetite today Anon?>you can say anything you desire, lamb, steak, ribeye, chinese, sushi, mexican, mediterarian, anything>the robot AI comes up with the best meal from your craving and kitchen availability>you nod approvingly>robot AI says very good anon, and gives you estimated wait time while serving you a delicious beverage and hor devore.>the robot AI chef has started your meal as soon a you nodded, awareness of the top chef cooking techniques and flawless monitoring and execution. >everytime you come back, the AI gets better and faster at serving your every desire, stocking things that improve your meal as it learnsThis is the future of life on planet earth.
>>21760443Wot
Automation is a mistake.
>>21760217What if someone asks for something forbidden?
>>21760217Can I fuck her?
>>21760217This future is being actively robbed from us by cryptobros and AI "artists" fucking the computer market and the environment so they can play pretend.
Steak and Prawns
>>21760843Quick sale meat and wilted tomatoes. You never use fresh ingredients in any of your shitty threads. It's always stuff that should be thrown out. You are worse than the din dins faggot.
>>21760857In no universe does this qualify as surf and turf. Burnt shoe leather steak and frozen shrimp. Pathetic. I wouldn't give this to a homeless person/dog. You are well below average at cooking. It's sad your country has such low standards.
>>21760864Why are Europoors so obsessed with street shitter Indian food?
>>21761275>>21761284Hahaha! Keep it coming. I always enjoy you.
>>21761286Obsessed? I've never had it. Are you even reading the posts? I'm also Ameripoor I guess.
After controlling for variables of dry order size, time of day, busy or not, the working mananger, asking after giving the benefit of the doubt, asking before ordering and paying., getting verbal reassurance beforehand. Absolutely nothing will predict the freshness of fries.
>>21758080
>>21758233It could be but how we confirm this? Maybe I am an AI post!
>>21758904Holy fucking reddit! >>21758132 was right
>>21758937I backtraced it , its AI
Everyone ITT is either OP or a bot
It's that time of year again
>>21761185Ok
>>21760374The ganache has a too low melting point, which results in a greasy sensation. Lindor is an absolute blunder, and maybe the worst Lindt product.
>>21759509You mean Rafaello.
>>21761050>>21761067mmm vomit
>>21761258Imagine lying.
Bought an air fryer, mostly to cook smaller portions of dishes I already make in the oven, and to maybe reheat stuff better than a microwave I guess. Is there anything else specific they're actually good at? It's hard to tell what's marketing and what's real. Do you own one, /ck/? What do you use it for?
I do pretty much all proteins on mine and they all turn out pretty great. I can even get a good sear on beef without ruining the doneness. They excel on chicken, tho. Everything chicken Airfryers do great.
>>21748342>madee for women and gays Leave the REAL Coo/ck/ing to the alpha male heterosexual CHADS
Its not to be used as a replacement to an oven. In fact if you want something like an airfryer oven sized I believe they do make ovens with fans built in. The caveat here is the fan stimulates the dry environment equivalent to say a hair dryer. I think they are excellent for pizza and reheating fried food but beyond that your use may be very limited.
>>21748342fries and small pieces of meat (coated in flour and spices)>>21757547an air fryer works similarly to a convection oven but differently enough to be it's own thing
>>21749065I am a disgrace to my family and have no friends. I can't eat a whole turkey in one sitting.>>21759174>not to be usedI don't care. I live in a basement with no kitchen and air fryers are portable too. It just werks on almost everything you's use and oven for.
Exchange your ideas, experiences and masterpieces
they look freaky
In my mom's town, they have these mini-cakes, I'll post some pictures, I fully recommend you specializing and selling thesethe concept is just that, a mini cake, so you can eat like 3 or 6 of these, maybe even around 9The main concept is variety, and you must capitalize on excellence in qualityYou can also sell full size versions of themthoughts?
>>21757243Yeah it was nice. Thank you for participating
p. 10 bump
>>21759385
>>21759577confused?
>>21761192
New 'ombstone dropped
>>21757743>made with real cheese
>>21759752The worst part is the wording is vague enough that it could mean "less than 2% real cheese" like these fuckers. Hey, it's still made WITH real cheese!
>>21758512Kek
>>21758512for what? if he had his way we'd be eating raw potatoes and venison. fuck that, gimme dat frenchfry pizza
>>21757757This nigga has sex
When my neighbor cooks it smells really good, would it be a bad idea to knock on her door and ask for some?
no don't knock on her door. don't speak to her. just stare at her whenever you see her.
>>21760718this but also stare at her even when you don't see her
>>21760647You should hand her a love letter and run away before she can read it or ask what is itGirls dig that shit
knock on his back door and then enter from the front door and steal all his food or the entire pot
>He so there's this smell coming from your apartment and I was wondering if I could put it in my mouth.
