HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE IT HAVE THE CREMA
>>21115221By ejaculating into your eye and making your cat lick it off. /thread
>>21115224im serious. DO NOT piss me off.
you need to special pot for thatnormal moka pots barely produce any crema
ask your mother she'll teach you
>>21115221if you want espresso you have to shell out for an espresso grinder and an espresso machine, sorry anon
Gotta get fresher beenz that are still off-gassing
>>21115221Use robusta or some shitty mix, the more italian sounding the better. Be sure to buy a pre-ground coffee with mystery origin who use buzz words like gold, premium, exclusive. And voila, you'll have your shitty retarded crema.
>>21115221you buy an espresso machine
>>21115296This right here. You can get close to getting the crema with fresh beans at a medium-fine grind, but the moka pot will not get you a real crema.
>>21115412This. It will run you $4000 and take up your entire counter.
>>21115296They produce it, but the problem is that it dissipates as you pour the coffee out. >>21115221Make a fake crema like Cubans and Neapolitans do: beat a tablespoon of sugar with a dessert spoon (or two teaspoons, if you don't have a dessert spoon) until it foams then divide the fish among four servings and top off with coffee.
>>21115417no, the cheap ones with plastic capsules cost 100 quids at most.
>>21115422But again, they suck at producing the desired crema
>>21115430no it comes out very creamy
>>21115419>beat sugar until it foams>divide the fish
>crema>crema>crema>cremajesus we get it you homos
>>21115531espressolets be seething
>>21115265better to be pissed off than pissed on
>Be raging faggot (you)>Start thread on /ck/ to be spoonfed(literally the slowest board on 4chins)>Could have used a popular search engine and been drinking fresh coffee in half the time
>>21115221use fresh beansbut also its not espressoand crema is badbut here watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDLoIvb0w4
>>21115457lolI was literally talking to my wife as I was phoneposting that about how we didn't need to put the fish we bought today in the freezer since I'll cook it after services tomorrow lmaoI guess I subconsciously put it in there. U meant foam.
