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ITT: embarrassing clop stories
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>>24120223
A meme.
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>>24107219
/r/ing pic
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Not mine or exactly clop, but a buddy told me about this incident with a former friend of his.

>needing to go ask roommate about rent
>should be in his room, just check
>door is cracked open
>walk in and start asking
>half way through sentence, glance down
>dude is staring, dick hanging out and at half-mast
>friend continues on to ask him about rent
>guy just nods and begin working his pole again
>friend glances at monitor
>horse porn all over
>dongs and all
>walks back out and shuts the door completely


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>>24120528
Well done anon, well done
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>>24120528
ya dun gud

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>>24120379
em ton taht's
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>>24120421
ǝɯ ʇou s,ʇɐɥʇ
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http://imgur.com/a/1JOBl

here is the Imgur link for y'all
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>>24120625
that's not me
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>>24120625
THATS TOT TE

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Pan edition

Previous frying device: >>23957869

>Bat Wiki:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Ponies_Wiki

>Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc

>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/Bat_Stories

>Image Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatPictures

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>>24119718
it doesn't even look like a pony
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>>24119718
I like your ponies
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This time she will say yuh.

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http://i.imgur.com/lhSpyzR.png

Good night!
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>>24120663
Leeewwwd
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>>24120663
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Vito post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just type the post. Oh, and we all know the post. The "epic" "every post I don't like is by Vito", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a bat thread drawfag. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic hateanon NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "NICE MEME VITO FUCK OFF VITO SHITWOOD ISN'T A BAT." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

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Poplep thread

Let's discuss everyone's fav
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>>24120294
tasty sperm deliverer
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there's someone i'd like you all to meet, it's my tulpa AND HIS NAME IS JOHN MEME A
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>>24120294
feature length meme expander
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at least the poplep fags are gone
only porn now

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>be me in college
>has a steady job that pays 16h
>madre calls
>Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
>I don't need this atrocity

In actuality I'm into more grandeur things; dat horsepussy.
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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>24120669
Supremely autismo
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From now on, whenever we see a namefag, we bring up their post history and laugh at them.
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>>24120715
Oh look, a new copypasta
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>>24120733
You never saw that copypasta before?

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enjoy, ponyfags
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>>24120750
/sci/
>inb4 mods delete.

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Ponies eating ice cream.
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>>24120597
Breathe through your nose, anon.
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>>24120506
I want to share my ice cream with Shining

For being a good boy, he deserves lots and lots of ice cream
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Icecream eaten like that doesnt loook enjoyable to me.
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>>24120506
>Shining licks along the end, looking up to you as he tastes the offering
>you smile and run your fingers through his mane, giving him a light rub behind an ear
>the stallion relaxes as he runs his tongue beneath it and over the end
>his eyes stayed locked upon you while you watch him work at his treat
>a turn of his head and the unicorn places his lips around it, running his tongue over the encompassed area
>when he pulls back, he licks his lips clean of any mess from the close encounter before chuckling
>"Thanks for the offer," he states and dips back down to lap at the end while you hold it before him
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>>>
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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What instruments do you play?
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>>24120383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApcFBZVbAPA
not really good at it yet
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>>24120465

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQgYn23Xvck

8:50
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>>24120383
Calliope, niggers!
Get on the boat!
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>>24120383
i mess around with an harmonic but im not really good
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>>24120704
>Djembe

I can get as far as a simple 1-1-2-1 rhythm.

I can't into music.

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"You Should Consider Not Speaking in Public" Edition
Last thread: >>24108289

Archive of /nst/ greentext stories (with new green!):
http://pastebin.com/6DRjCgDQ

All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.

The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?

Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (i.e. when R9KLight and SciTwi & Anon aren't around)

we thread numbers now, nigga
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>>24120698
I wonder if we'll eventually reach a point where we actually have too much content to handle. What then? Schedule green like television programs?
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>>24120501
Yep. 10/10, would go on a magical school shooting with and help turn everyone who bullied her into a toad.
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>>24120698
Then the REAL meta story can begin.
>Crisis on Infinite Twilights
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>>24120581
"I-I have to, you know... go to the library. Lots of studying to do, what with midterms coming up and all..."
>Twilight's face brightens so much it almost hurts your eyes
>"S-s-s-studying? I c-c-can help!"
"Yeah... uh, I dunno..."
>"N-no! I p-p-p-promise! I'm a r-r-r-really g-good student! I c-c-c-cant help you!"
>She grabs your arm, bouncing in place with excitement
>"I-I'll go p-p-pack up my invention, and I'll g-g-grab my b-books!"
"Um..."
>Dammit, she looks so happy
>As much as she weird you out... shit, you can't bring yourself to crush her spirits, not today
>And, well... you guess you don't really have anything better to do
>Apparently Flash got the police called at his last party, so there won't be another one of those for a while
>So... you're stuck with Twilight, it seems
>Great

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>>24120701
AltSciTwi
>Pros: Professional Training
>Cons: Conscience

MUPPET
>Pros: Willing to do violence
>Cons: No fighting experience

???

Alright people, time to bring back the edit threads. We have new trailers and such, where are the editors? We need those sexy girls wearing the sexy clothings again.
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>>24118695
that is so lewd
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Still bummping and waiting for the editfags.
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>>24103799
Noice
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>>24082999
I tried

Stuff and things.

New GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1

Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
http://pastebin.com/u/CrazyRain
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bump
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>>24118542
>Iced Earth
Mah nigga
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>>24118542
Good band but they're not one for showmanship on stage. Saw them in SF with Sabaton and Sabaton put on a better performance than Iced Earth. Again, a good band but they just played their music instead of involving the crowd and putting on more of a "show".
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>>24120603
That's odd, because I saw them in NY a few years ago and they were amazing.
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>>24116661
Glorious green, friend. I'm sure that the Hot Rod, wherever he his now, would approve.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VGD01VrjI4

Seriously, my fucking childhood hero is dead. This is bullshit.

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okay which one of you did this
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>>24119570
And the thing on the wall. >>24114745 I don't know about you, but someone, somewhere just might start paying a worried sort of attention to the arts and crafts stuff in early grade school... Is this familiar? Did what little Billy do at school yesterday show up in the corners of a strange cosplay video? It's just construction paper mittons. Perfectly normal. Right? What about the rest of his class? You'll never know. You'll never prove it. Because you know better than to ever ask...
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>>24117300
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>>24117874
Does anyone else see a face in the pie tin?
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>>24117300
hhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

______________

Welcome to the Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP

Fimfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204505/human-eqg-fingerbang
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Thread Resources (Best Stories of 2014 & 2013, Thread Archive and more): http://derpy.me/b783H

Useful Applications: http://derpy.me/tQSuG

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>>24120142
Of course.

But I'd like Naoh to update more

>>24120168

Don't be a faget, faget.
often
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>>24120385
>But I'd like Naoh to update more
More often, I mean
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>>24120385
he's not online on steam, meaning he's definitely busy with something.

That's his policy. If he's not online at all, he's either sleeping or trying to accomplish something important.

I guess we just need to wait.
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>>24120463
Then wait we will.
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>>24118496
Did the last one not get bumped in time?

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Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of fanfiction! Featuring: Medieval Fallout.

ITT: MLP:FiM fanfictions, on-topic discussion, requests, recommendations, moths made of metal, fix fics with fireflies, and at least 300 posts about crossdressing Blueblood, inept Chrysalis, dead Luna, crazy Celestia, oh and by the way it's a comedy.

/fimfic/ starter kit (voting winners): http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category: http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/

Writing prompt Tumblr: http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
>Prompt of the Week: Moondancer. Twilight Sparkle. Inferiority complex. Go.

LtD riff and more: pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
Voiceguy's readings: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w

Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.


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>>24116149
Fag here from before that said he was going to read the story.
I'm liking it so far, though Celestia seems a little out of character (though I can't put my finger on what, oh well).
Once I finish it I'll post a thing.
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Bump
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>>24118916
>I don't ever recall a pre-Luna Eclipsed fic that used that

just one. In Her Majestys Royal Service
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>>24118928
So, now that I have that clarified. Why doesn't fimfic have a better standard for approving published fics? Something similar to Equestria Daily's standard of allowed fics. Because, it seems that writers who are trying to learn or are just starting out have no place there.
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>>24120540
Fanfiction isn't EQD's primary feature or function. It's at best a highlight of 'noteworthy' fics, and at worst the personal favorites list of the EQD staff.

With Fimfiction.net, on the other hand, it's entire existence and reason for being is as a fanfiction repository, and ONLY a fanfiction repository, so it sort of HAS to be as inclusive as possible by its very nature; anyone can post their pony fanfiction there. Yes, if can have some very (VERY) basic standards that can be pretty universally agreed upon, but it CAN'T raise its standards any higher (or at least, *not very much* higher) without starting to become EXclusive.

So, yeah. Fimfiction's purpose isn't to highlight the best fics, its purpose is to host and welcome ALL fics. Finding and highlighting quality is the userbase's problem.

Howdy, partner!

What you see here has once begun as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy princesses.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.


The whole thing was set into motion by this gem:

~~~~~

>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."


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>>24119330
>Twilight
>Chrysalis
>Cadence
....Fuck. You're right...
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>>24119290
>That's how I make all my friends!
And anon leads me astray again...
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>>24119373
And thus, Referling and Guarderee become reocurring characters.
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>>24120566
Screw non canon fight club at this point you just throw the side characters into a wrestling federation.

42 would be the Cena ;_;
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>>24120613
...re-reading that, I should note that wasn't a slight on you, NCFC anon, I was just making a gag...And resisting the urge to break out a WWE game and go full autism.


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