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>Have crippling identity issues
>Everything you like is an after thought and hardly seems as enjoyable as it used to be
>Have to be responsible for things
>Obligated to do things
>You have no goals or any motivation to even look for a brighter future
>You look to the future and see literally nothing
>You're drifting far away from literally everyone and everything
>Even pone, that thing that was a great source of content and happiness is something you can barely remember
>You're suicidal and somehow know you're probably just a couple of weeks and a drink away from kicking the stool
>You've reached the point in your life where all you can do is enjoy the fall after you've kicked the stool.
Who here feel like they're on their last leg of life?
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Listen buddy, if you were gonna kick the stool, you would've done it by now.
I despise having people suffer, but I'm not lying when I say it gets better, I'm not promising you'll get everything you want, but death isn't the way. There's no coming back from that if you end up regretting it. You can at least stop taking the pills. It's not about the weight on my end, it about not fucking up big time.
leave this shitty place and find better things to do
Death is cheap and you have several chances.
But you unenlightened fools think that -this life- is everything that exists.
Ok, assuming you are right since I can't prove shit for you, then what is the point to go on if one isn't gonna do anything worth shit with their life anyways? From what OP tells, he seems to have a mental illness. Or at the very least, slight depression that may pass, or never.
One can only play the roulette and hope he gets a winning slot.
His only choice is to find psychiatric help and we already told him that.
If that fails, then it is over.
Don't start tipping your fedora at me.
I never said anything about this being the only life.
Even if I did, better safe than sorry.

As for not doing anything with your life.
I mean, there's poners and shit, maybe you won't be a fucking millionaire, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy yourself.

Everything else is fine.
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I am schizophrenic and a millionaire (barely, but at least I do have plenty of cash, in total properties and some in the bank). Money really doesn't buy happiness, but comfort. Comfort is good, but it brings a new problem, you have too much time to think about your own misery.
Now another tip I can give OP if he is still reading is.
Pretend everything is fine. Do it. Don't question, just do it. Pretend nothing is wrong, even if you get fired, even if someone you know dies, even if you are homeless, just lie to yourself and say "everything is alright". It is the only time when I can finally smile and forget my misery.
This doesn't mean that you should not care and leave everything unattended, or not improve and advance, do it. But if things go wrong, then just pretend they didn't. This is the only way I have found to survive.

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Get us out of this pony hell

Servers (offline):
Regular: https://pony.town/
Safe: https://safe.pony.town
Seekrit club in last thread.
Last episode: >>27947614
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Would you guys play in another ponytown private server

and get another virus? no fucking thanks
und vun that doesn't have a not connected
>not wanting virus
If I could scan it for viruses then yesh

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Do eeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttt
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Fucking madman.
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Good fucking thread OP

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Anon here, browsed since S2, stopped paying attention to pony shit since S4. Is the show worth watching? What episodes should I skip and what recent shit storms went down?

Tl;DR what happened since S4
Pic unrelated
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I'm glad you outlawed all the fun threads for good productive 'SPOONFEED MEH' threads like this, guys.

Great job.
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>spoonfeed me
Fuck off
The hasdrones will scream thatv you should watch it, but don't bother.
Unless you only watch it because "cute ponies", if that's the case then you won't be disappointed. Otherwise, nothing left here.
Watch it yourself
>since S4
You mean since beginning of S4? There were couple great episodes and some decent ones, but generally it's slowly going to shit.

More or less agreed upon good episodes are Pinkie Pride, Testing Testing 1 2 3, S5 opener and for some reason many people liked Maud Pie. Rarity Investigates! was also good.

There are some other episodes that were relatively well received but not as universally.

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Ayy lmao Fagots,
So I'm currently developing a new MLP related game and I'm looking for some media people help finish the job. I've got most of the programming done, now its just a matter of making it pretty and not getting C&D'd by hasbro. I'm mostly looking for 3d artists, sound FX, and drawfags to make this game a reality.
The point of the game is to survive alone in the woods by fighting off enemies (white blocks at the moment) and building a fort. Game play and instructions to play can be found here (warning its kinda cringy, just recorded it and said fuck it):


Notes and known bugs:
-The changeling is NOT the character being used in the final game, you can find a resource image in this thread. Looking for a 3dfag to make her into a model
-tree collisions are shit atm
-layering for some objects in the 3d world is wrong

if you want to help out, contact me any way listed below:
skype: roc1879

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>Looking for a 3dfag to make her into a model
You tried using 3Danon's stuff? He's probably got an existing model you can recolor, with animations and stuff too. I don't know how to get in touch with him, but I do know he's been working on the /mlp/ RTS game, so if you ask around in that thread somebody can probably help you out.
he gave me a few assets in a thread a while back which are in the game now. Its so damn hard to find 3d artists.
Bullet-Hollywood Undead
Magic bump.
More like Autismo lol

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Post your feels, /mlp/
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By ignoring them.
There is really no other way. Otherwise they will consume you on the inside until you either drop her or an hero.
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this got me fucked up. god damn ;-;

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It's time to stop caring about compelling storylines and deep emotional drama and have some mindless fun
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Please, MY waifu is Great and Powerful, but you are Gay and Faggoty.
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Nice! Just waiting for one of them to propose

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Previous Thread: >>27658879 (archive link: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27658879)

>What is this thread about?
This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.

>What exactly is welcome in this thread?
A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.

A few topics that are discouraged are NTR, vore, scat, and other similar themes.

>Featured Story
Rarity’s Debt
Rarity is in a huge amount of financial trouble. The good news is, Anon is willing to help her dig her way out of it. The bad news is, he has an extremely high price for this assistance.

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Just when I was getting good feels from slave Dash, Twilight swoops in with her magical fuckery.
While I can see her doing that I don't think it would result in the response she'd want. Think about it; Anon has recently 'saved' a large Equestrian city and this has been recognised by the princesses, in addition to this he's started up a lucrative business deal with what appears to be the business elite. From the view of the public I think it'd appear that the ship crashed for no apparent reason but I have no doubt that Anon would figure out what happened then would probably reveal it thereby making it look like Twilight openly attacked a 'hero' to Equestria.
There are also Anon's weapons to consider, can't remember if they were all on the ship or at his base or spread between them both. If they're on the ship it'd be less of an issue as Twilight would have to make sure the crash landing is controlled but if they are at his base she would have to worry about a retaliatory attack, though I personally think that Anon would take a diplomatic approach here "Your princess attacked me but I didn't attack back, I want to resolve this peacefully unlike her."

I fucking love this story to be honest, it was what brought me to SiM. I'm always looking forward to the next update and I always feel like the updates are never enough (greedy I know but what are you gonna do about it). I get the feeling we may be heading towards the finish line now and while I'll be sad to see it end I'll be glad it isn't one of those greens that goes on and on and on until the writer abandons it, leaving it unfinished.
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Olibird moar green plox
Holy fuck dude.

Proper view later this week, but this was great. I absolutely loved Dash's awareness of how much Anon changed her while still being weirdly ok with it now, and her kind of realization/fear that Anon probably could change her into something else if he wanted to. Fuck them are some weird feels.

I may be reading too much into things, but I also got a lot of how RD reacted to the potential threat of Anon actually doing this. It wasn't her usual defiance, it was a genuine pleading.. like she absolutely feels powerless and her only possible recourse is to ask really nicely. It's kind of like the cage scenes, but even worse because it's not even a physical overpowering thing, Dash fears Anon's ability to manipulate her own feelings. Also Anon's a major dickhole for messing with Dash like that.. he should let her fly around for awhile or buy her ice cream or something.. I mean jesus fuck.
.. also I think I a few words.. so I'm going to bed..

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Lets rewrite a MLP song:

I'll start
>Love is in the bloom
>Lust is in the room
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He could easily replace it with "Lust is down low"
ok then:
lust is in room

doesnt really fit the music
And "lust is in room" is grammatically shit. Retooling lyrics isn't as easy as you think it is, you know.
You reach your right hoof in, you reach your right hoof out
You reach your right hoof in and you shake it all about
You anal fist Rarity or else she will pout
That's what I'm talking about

You step your left hoof in, you pull it right back out
You step your left hoof in but you better help him out
You're giving Spike a hoof job, Twilight says that it's allowed
That's what it's all about

You kick your back left in, you pull your back left out
You reach your back left in just be brave and have no doubt
It's hard to touch Dashies cunt because it stinks of trout
That's what I'm singing about

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We Have Green Lewd Now Edition.

Previous Thread:

Welcome, this is the cute Fluttershy general.
These threads are dedicated to posting content of Fluttershy, and hopefully said content is CUTE in nature.

Oh yeah, and fuck Flutterrape.

>Writers, and other insufferable faggots:

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>Trevor, speaking for the first time since the tale began, interrupts.
>”Why didn’t you want to be known about?”
>Through his ropes he shrugs.
>”A number of reasons. Back then, I still had a shred of decency in me. I didn’t plan to be there long, so I didn’t want to cause an uproar about aliens or some shit. And two, I didn’t want to be bothered while I tried to get home.”
“What happened next? Obviously you got back here, what made you want to do this?”
>He snickers.
>”Straight to the point, huh? That makes it easier on me. Well, I found my way back as you said. I got everything right when it game to harnessing magic in an external container and using it with other “machinery” to make a portal. However…”
>The grizzled man’s visage grows darker.
>”Time works in strange ways. Though the ponies can control it a bit better than we can, it’s still quite the mystery to most. When I stepped through that portal, I had no clue what awaited me on the other side. Where my house once was lied a run-down old shack with nobody in it. Cars were… different. The clothes people wore contrasted heavily to what I would see before I left.”
>Looking down at his feet, he proceeds.
>”It didn’t take me long to find out. Twenty years had passed while I was in that other world, and yet, it had only been two for me. Then came the changes to my body…”
>You look at his wrinkled face and grey hair.
>”After the first day back, I noticed a wrinkle under my eye. A few days later came the grey hairs on my chin. Then it spread to my head. Within months, my age caught up to how many years had passed on Earth while I was gone. To this day I still don’t know how. That…”
>He stares at everyone in front of him.

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>Night Light Jr will never finish that cute and comfy Mama shy green.
>Anguish fills his eyes.
>”My wife, I couldn’t get a lot of details… All I know is that she is no longer with us. As for my daughter, she thinks I abandoned the family. She refuses to talk to me, and I don’t blame her.”
>When he looks back to the group, he focuses on the otherworldly beings.
>”And that’s when I decided to take revenge. I spent those three years making another portal with the equipment I brought back from Equestria. I would remove the things that saved it multiple times and kept it safe.”
>Grinning like a madman, the man raises the volume of his voice.
>”I would ruin the world that ruined me!”
>Silence hangs over room while everyone takes in all that he said.
>You dwell on his tale, going over every little detail in your mind.
>”How can we tell this isn’t just some sob story?”
>Rainbow zips up to his face, giving him a fish eye only accomplishable by a cartoon character.
>”That’s up to you to decide. We don’t have any lie detectors here, plus they’re inaccurate as hell anyway.”
>Something comes to you, and you grab his attention.
“Why go through all the trouble of making a thread and those rules, though?”
>Another grin appears on his face, one from an almost sadistic side that you haven’t seen from him before.
>”Where to begin? When I found out the way their world exists on this planet, I thought it would be interesting to see how someone else who knew about it would react in this kind of situation.”
>A lightbulb seems to turn on above his head.
>”That reminds me. While I was in Equestria, I also became a bit of a dabbler in alchemy. With that knowledge, I decided to add a little bit onto the test. Anon, and the other humans here, do you remember what that last rule was?”
>You dig into your mind to remember how the rules of the thread went.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see Trevor’s mouth fall open.
>”I think your buddy over here is getting where I’m coming from.”
>What the hell does he mean?
>”I just so happened to learn of an interesting little recipe for a certain kind of poison. Not a deadly one, but one that would make you a little sick. A little… lovesick. The ponies that I had recently acquired seemed like perfect little test subjects at the time. I’m glad to see that it’s working.”
>It’s in this moment that your heart sinks to the pit of your stomach.

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>applejack scene
>banjo starts playing
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I kek'd.
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>deathconciousness scene
>arrowheads start falling
>not "c-can-'-t"
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>mccree scene
>clock tower bell rings

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This right here is the hottest pony picture ever drawn,

I can understand the "poni is not for sexual" people having trouble sexualizing the cute characters from the show. I can even understand how normies can not be attracted to mare vagina. But if you can look at this picture and not want to fuck this horse, then you're just not into women. Or beauty.
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Nope. This is much better. I've blown so many loads to it before.
>you're just not into women
But Anon, I'm not into women. Nor men. Just ponies.
Dumb EQG poster.
OP absolutely btfo

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Previous thread: >>27962389

GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:

Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea (embed)
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Didn't know anyone still cared.
I'll see what I can do, job has cut heavily into my shitposting time recently.
Neat, I look forward to it.
Taking into consideration how commonly various creatures with reasonable hand-like dexterity with claws and talons show up, I doubt even small-town ponies would have such a lacking educational system as to be completely unaware of what claws/talons are, meaning the most reasonable assumption should be to liken hands to soft claws.

Then again, their educational system is at least lacking enough that they'll all get superstitious enough to lock themselves indoors when their very first zigger comes calling.
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That's cute and funny
>tfw no being All-father

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Why didn't we think of a story like this earlier edition.

Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.

That's the prompt that started it all. So what is thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.

Thread Story List.
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To be fair you had forgotten the writefag's name so it would be easy to overlook it

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Let's get hypothetical.

You're a writer whose been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.

Just one problem: No takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.

If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you've come to the right place. There are a few rules however:

>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.*

>One story at a time

>Don't be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing

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I kinda like that idea.
Kinda in the same boat. Wanted to do something that would expand on Equestria's mythology using bits from the other series to bolster it. 90% of the story ended up being about the protagonist from the other series fighting villains from the other series with ponies thrown in.
It's the feeling of "oh god I'm reading some mediocre shit"
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Ill give you another option on >>27989046
Anon in a future Equestria where struggles of a work heavy daily life slowly pushed song out of the daily norm for most ponies, and nearly forgotten, leading to a country wide period of depression and stress, after finding himself homeless anon rediscovers the power of music with some other homeless ponies, and works to rejuvinate society and revive the power of music

Also a tip, use TV scenes, music, or movies as inspiration in writing stories, it's next to impossible to write without some form of inspiration, and those listed are really good for it!

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