Sports Edition Previous Edition: >>43003295 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/ Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives: https://ponepaste.org/1046 Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in Remember: not to save anything of value on Pastebin ignore all attempts at early new threads Thread question: How do you keep your mares healthy?
>>43103450>getting my cookie backThis is what mares say when they resolve to finally stand up to their stallion and say "No." to paying for whatever whimsical nonsense he wants this time. I don't think it's ever worked.
>finally convinced mare to let me slobber on her ponut like a drunken retard>get food poisoning because she didn't clean up very well>doctor at the hospital giving me an earful about self-respectLast time I ate marepussy I got pink eye so I tried ponut this time
>>43103572>Stallion that eats ponutIs there room in your herd?
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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/588594/3/caffeinated-loveHot off the presses, a young human man named Calvin gets propositioned by everyone he meets in Equestria's service sector and then fucks the two owners of a cafe. I wonder if RGRE is just exclusively the domain of zoomers who've never been told that London wasn't always like that. Why does every story require the MC to get sexually harassed in the brownest way possible by every mare around them? Calvin has already lived in Equestria for six months already, which then makes it weirder that the Calvin seems kind of taken aback and surprised by horny mare nonsense most of the time in the story.Calvin agrees to this date, and then goes and meets his buddy Soarin who takes him clothes shopping. Soarin is presented as well practiced in managing mares' advances, so he acts as a sort of charismatic ward against the clothing store owners' relentless ficki-ficki behavior. To be honest, though, everyone in this story seems ready to recite smut to one another at a moment's notice, and always with the purring demeanor of a Gypsy fortune teller discussing a dark stranger, so it should come as no surprise that Soarin starts oozing about how Calvin should eat mares out on his first date. There's much ado about Calvin's virginity as well, which is maybe the closest to good RGRE we're gonna get, but is weirdly too much ado. Mechanically you would expect there to be a steady stream of colts coming of age, but the clothes store clerks are telling Calvin that even the princesses would line up for his first time. Wish fulfillment slop, no doubt.Thereafter a whole chapter is dedicated to the two cafe owners, Caramel and Mocha, talking to each other about wanting HUMAN PENIS, Mocha recites some third-rate smut to Caramel unsolicited. The actual smut scene isn't really bad, just painfully by the numbers: offer to back out -> reassurance -> strip -> ogle at big penis -> they oral him -> he orals them and wow what a surprise it is -> sex. Lacks sense details and emotional impact."Confident Mare" in these stories really is just "permanent smug grin, invades space, sultry voice". Do we have any experiences with sexual confidence that aren't transcriptions of Abdul the local sex pest?
Your response /mlp/?
>>43104431Talking from experience, sister?
Human males reproduce by budding
>>43104214Some of these are just assumed.
>>43104453No
>>43104214*Blocks your path*>>43104232>>43104268YWNBAW
which pony is Cлaвa Mэpлoy
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>>43103969>she can brap from both ends simultaneouslyVVVGH, my wife is so powerful...
>>43103448Other new stuff>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XYSDxDRie1M[animation short] scootaloo picked on>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZRxNooQ6U[zoomerism] TS clone that became popular - minuette>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LsWh5ljeXCYI'm Hitting You With My Vehicle (SFM Ponies)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HiE3C1yN_Qlong artfag video doing OC ponies>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7T5kWAf7Qspony skateboarding
>>43104089NEW TRIDASHIE KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpEPlQzctYA
can we watch the Chinese mlp video everyone's been talking about
>>43103438New:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0lBsgeddD4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJVlOiBstUYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hDx_Qv-VhUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_jPQwv9ptohttps://derpicdn.net/img/2026/3/10/3780224/large.webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0O1OkSgLUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha9JXcQTAachttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/NukQXjOZveYhttps://derpicdn.net/img/2025/7/27/3648679/large.webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA21Y0Q9ppw
>What the heck is this?Before the Spring Babby Cup can kick off in whenever weedman decides, all teams will engage in some friendly divegrass matches for >fun>When does /mlp/ play?Saturday March 7th vs /wsg/Sunday March 8th vs /vr/Friday March 20th vs /vg/>When do games start today?17:00 UTC they already started I forgor to make a thread(oco)>Where to watch?https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html>More info?https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2026_4chan_Spring_FriendliesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43102884appul, I...
>>43103015Apples tend to be on the slower side, please forgive them.
>>43090925
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>>43102903well, for ceramics you call it a kilni wonder how ceramic woona is doing, my own first ceramic poner got broken so she's the only finished one of mine left at the moment(mine come from molds though, it looks like rowdy's are true custom)
im very sad its all ogre.... well see you all in 6-7 months when its time again. at least i got enough happiness to make it another year. its hard living my life and being 40. i love you all. merry christmas/hearthswarming/new year/ and all the other holidays it took to get here.-Fin
>>43102903There's a place near me that offers courses for various creative activities (painting, ceramics, sewing, wood carving, basket weaving, etc) across all age groups. So that makes it pretty easy to try out stuff even with no equipment. I did buy myself a bunch of modeling tools though. I did a lot of stuff there from like ages 7 to 14 and still have many boxes of ceramics from back in the day laying around. Eventually I kinda lost interest and also had less time due to school. Until around 2024, when I decided to do some ceramics again.So no I don't have my own kiln and for the glazes I mostly relied on the colors they had there. Though I did get some of my own recently to substitute in some areas, where their color selection is somewhat lacking. Next up I'll probably just do a bunch of color tests, to see how they turn out and since mixing glazes can be quite a gamble Yellow + white for Autumn Blazes coat worked quite well, while red + brown for her horn, made transparent. After that I want to make a Luna for myself.Or I could do this (>>43103112) and use "normal" paint after the fact that doesn't need to be burned itself. (Also nice woona)>one lucky call!My logic was something like:>go with characters from my own list>skip Luna, because I'd need more time than one standard session and it would be better to do the modeling for her at home, plus the available glaze colors aren't ideal here>Maud next would work with the available colors and doesn't have as complex of a design
>>43088502Mine from 2024 hasn't been attended to yet :(
Izzy is pretty cool.
>>43103658they're not bad
>>43103680actually I prefer strawberries
>>43104023Produce traitor
>>43104385Love my autistic wife
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>>43104153As neat as the talking is, would it be optional? Or I guess customizable if not? I've always thought it was neat but the wrong inflections that AI do with what they say has always bugged me, would take me out of it.
>>43104336if you do not want TTS you can just not include a tts API key and it'll just not be able to do it
>>43104344Good point, then sick awesome I am excited
>>43104196currently finagling and learning how to clone a voice :d thank you 4080 super
>>43104402>remote connect to my pc back home>away on vacation rn>back in 3 weeks>begin training>kicks me off remote connect client>cant reconnectfuck
Past Lives EditionTamers Official Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLPTamers Archive: https://www.tamersarchive.com/Music used in Tamers MLP videos playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Et4oZMbjz9W7YFRLu45w2?pi=dxGSpbnnSEKZ3Tamers MLP Character Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-character-tier-list-18696727Tamers Episode Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-episodes-movies-tier-list-18696727Tamers MLP Relationship Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-relationship-tier-list-18696727Latest /mlp/ Episode/Movie/Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6CK71-2pQw Previous Thread: >>43076243
>>43104376I can fix him.
>>43104433Just buy him a mobility scooter.
Peeping and poosing
>>431044481st season Tamers pony style is so funny
It's only like 3 people talking about it but you are always sperging out about every little joke
Previous thread:>>42986276Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>43103823Check this thing out, that's the easiest shit. Meanwhile I have to fuck with the goddamned "match the thing" captcha that's so deep fried and twisted I genuinely can't see shit while using my PC.
>>43103820The captcha you get depends on your posting history, if you use the PC more you'll get easier captchas
>>43103842Yeah that's what I get on PC, the only difference is it has a little slider bar instead of a touch the image thing.
Pre bed
She's 3 and I think it would be funny to make her a my little pony lore master while I know absolutely nothing
>>43104041where's mom, huh?
>>43104131Yeah I kind of figured that would be the choice, thanks>>43104177Right here...
>>43104041I hope your daughter gets cancer.
>>43104445bump
>>43104041I want to have passionate sex with Higgly's Izzy
Ponk on the beach
Bonk on the peach
>>43103122would you look at the time!>rapes you
>>43103122No spongebob plushie this time? Still a beautiful picture though.
Could be just for promotional purposes or something else!What do (You) think?
>>43104168Bait or mental retardation?
>>43103436>I've seen enough episodes to say that's not exactly trueDoubt. If you actually watched it you would know there are no similarities between the two.>G1 and G4 do share something in common which is a fantastical setting where the characters would, ocassionally or commonly, go into adventuresG1 does do adventure commonly; it even ONLY does adventure. G1 has no slice of life at all. G4 only does occasionally adventure. That again, is a difference that you pretend is a huge similarity. And nobody watches FIM for its adventure, but for it's SoL which is 90% of its episodes anyway.>>43103818For crippled autist bots like you I am going to say 'Rescue at Midnight Castle + Escape from Catrina + My Little Pony: The Movie (1986) + My Little Pony 'n Friends' next time, okay?>>43103487That one was solid enough. G1 was already pretty mediocre in its Season 1, but then it even further nosedives in Season 2 - and its animation budget also got cut in that season, lel.
>>43104142NTA, but why do you need a post about or discussing FIM's lore in this particular thread?
>>43104411>bring up "deepest lore" as an argument as if people were making that point during this discussion the first place>w-why do you want evidence from this thread
Wasn't FIM's lore and world-building just improved and deepened G1 lore?
No Danny don’t do it. Its a fucking barn animal…
>>43103489>yesHow?>wait, did you write that shit?No. I have no idea who that even is.
>>43098712>but it's much more fun than with a stallion
>>43101438You might've been - gasp - talking to TWO different anons! What the hay?!
>trips your horse down the stairs
>>43098648>t. city slicker who has never been around horses
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>>43104261>You wondered briefly if it let them do that because half of it was a bee and bees loved flowers>Before you could get too lost in thought (or even moreso than you already were), you felt eyes on you and realized Rarity was staring at you with the most coy expression she could muster>Apparently you had been reminiscing about Anon for way too long (over 1500 characters, wow!) without answering her>And that had given her ideas>"My my my, darling, I think that's the longest I'd heard you gone without a peep. Was I on the money about you perhaps being taken with our latest visitor?">An exaggerated scoff erupted from your muzzle>"Rarity, hey, come on now. Gale's been real fun to hang out with, but... geez...">You really hadn't met many ponies like Gale before>The closest comparison you could make was your beloved sister Maud>Though Gale wasn't quite as stoic as her>He had a quiet, unshakeable confidence>Not concerned with being the center of attention but with a passion that made it easy to get eyes on him if he wanted>Even boring things like listening to him and Twilight discuss cloud maintenance and identification had kept your attention just through the sheer magnetism of his passion for the subject>Granted, you could absolutely listen to Maud talk about geology for hours for the same reasonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43104263"Ta ta, dear! Remember, don't hesitate too much - a handsome bachelor like that doesn't stay a bachelor long in Ponyville, after all!">With an awkward laugh you retreat from the Boutique>You do your best thinking down in your Party Cave>With a strawberry colored mane, a buttery coat, and the worst case of anxiety this side of Applewood, (You) couldn't be anyone else but Fluttershy>And with a deep sigh, you plop down on your favorite couch>The past week has been a bit hectic to say the least>You've enjoyed seeing your baby brother again>But you haven't enjoyed seeing this side of your potential beau, Discord>He's been trying to convince you some nonsense about how your brother isn't "canon">Whatever that means>And it's made sharing time with him and your family difficult>You think you've made some headway with the Draconequus thoughComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43103810speaking of Luna, I hope Anon presents the idea of her getting out into Equestria as quick as possible instead of just at Nightmare Night so that ponies can get used to her and she can get used to them without misunderstandings this time
>>43104266good shit, welcome back
>>43104266Discord isn't going to like OC x Canon shipping.
