Faust won't be working on G5. How fucked are we now?
>>32276486Except they did all feel different because they were all written by different people because the staff and creative directors kept changing right into this season as well. You're the retarded one here.
>>32275694She stopped working on MLP in season 3, idiot.Faust was gone for a LONG time now.
>>32276658NO
>>32275694Gen Fact: Meghan Mcarthy is going to be the head for G5
>>32276612You wouldn’t be a brony if it weren’t for “ feminazis”
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 6 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you... you... SILLY. Also, try to have good grammar and really terrible standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>32270731>Be Twilight >It’s been month since anon showed up>Everyone has been trying to sleep with him since day one>But no one has gotten close>Not even Fluttershy >She’s the most dedicated to this>She sometimes doesn’t even sleep, because she stays up all night coming up with plans>You only tried like 5 or 7 times >But every time you tried you stutter and can’t even tell him>Rainbow Dash tries by impressing him>Rarity gives him gifts >Pinkie throws him parties, her being always the gifts>Applejack tells him the truth >Fluttershy tries fetishesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>32276505Go on.
>>32276505What will be their dastardly plot? Coercion?Blackmail?Roofies?Rope?Gang bang?
>>32276545Gang bang with Blackmail.
>>32276545Coercion into roofies.
Plushie and related things go here. Post all the pony plush pics pls.Post pics of your new plush or progress you've made on your current plush project!Previous Thread: DEADGuides:>Mare Patternhttp://i.imgur.com/3qnqSiL.png>Step by Step instructionshttp://imgur.com/a/eLPmP>Lewd Instructionshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATHzkeJLr1l6JulzQXRm3bIhYPjuSfjcNsExaXsFQxM/editComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>32275394DICKSUCKINGLIPS
>>32275409>milk-ableGo back to your faggy dramawhoring website.
>>322755764chan?
>>32275394This makes me physically uncomfortable.
Previous thread >>32048023>Shouldn't it be Ponies ON Earth?Yes, but PiE is tasty. The thread has had this name since 2012 and it helps convey that this is what you get when the formula for AiE is reversed.>Please explain.We ask what happens when one or more ponies (or changelings, or griffons, or something else) are placed in a setting where humans are the predominant species. How does one of those adapt to living in a society where they're the odd one out, and most items aren't designed for hooves?Beyond that, it's all the writer's choice!It can be anything between silly or grim, set in the far future or distant past, canon characters or OCs! Ponies could be as rare as bigfoot sightings or as common as next-door neighbors! Are humans friendly or skeptical of the new arrivals? Are they even new arrivals? Is the pony a creation of humans, as with Browser Ponies or Hassenfield Bioengineering? Is Anon around? Is he still a jackass?The door's wide open, so come on in!>I don't always see this thread on the board.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>32273940He would be the pony to do all his math in rankine
>>32275538It is basically impossible to look at poni and desire them to be anything but happy and safe, though these are of course not cultural universals.What if the two are in conflict?>something something Tree Hugger and Snoop Dogg>you're somewhat confused but no one got hurt>it was a good day, you guess
>>32276463>it was a good dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nr3hlgWJqk
>>32276463>>32276469>The advent of poni changes the philosophy of gang war as we know it>The Bloods and the Crips lay down their weaponry because it scares the poni>They're still rivals though>Every Wednesday they start heated public debates about which is better: belly rubs or scratching behind the ears>Debates are currently backlogged by three months>>32276469>"Derpy Delivery! I've got a bunch of uh... let me check the list here... AKs?""Oh, naw. I must've placed that order on a bad day. You can take those back.">"I'm gonna need your signature either way. You sure you don't want the full AK Yearling collection?""Shit, that kind of AK? Forget that, I'll take 'em. I had to have been high as fuck not to remember ordering that.">"Sign here and here please. You toke?""Erry day. Nothing makes the words leap off the page like some dank, know what I'm sayin'?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>pone gangs>"BRACE YO SELF, FILLY!">"WE AIN'T BOOPIN' AROUND NO MO'!"
Old Thread: >>32218857Templates:• http://imgur.com/a/PT8Ki• http://pixels.horse• http://mlpixel.orgSpriting guide:• https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8a519954a29d6ac1418ab2b200b82a06Building:• Thorax• Lovin' TwilightNext up:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>32276626Touche
>>32276373I don't think so, why this fags keep attacking just RD?
>>32276647A homage to when the rainbow dash portrait constantly got red eyed back in the beginning.
>>32276553Because it's a decently made picture and it shouldn't fall victim to that retarded griefer that only dreams about destroying every pony art he sees.
>>32276691It's probably the best thing commies will ever do on the canvas...
Favorite memory of this fandom?>2011>meet a Rainbow Dash cosplayer at a pony meetup in TN>ask her out>she says she can't because she has AIDS>last month>AIDS is finally killing her>bring her the My Little Penis movie to watch in her hospitle room>the nurse says her kids love it, and sings along to the songs>laugh and joke just like old timesThe AIDS finally killed her today. Sad to see her go, but she left me her 4DE plushies. Except for her custom Trixie, which she insisted on being buried with.
>>32276642Was it really? Fuck me, dude. Got a link?
>>32276657https://www.fimfiction.net/story/14590/the-cupcake-chroniclesPretty sure this is it
>>32276670Thanks, bud. Let's see if I can't get some nice nostalgia juices flowing.
>>32275398was he talking about calculating the age of an animal in human years or something?
>>32276692No, he was clearly talking about their age gender, why don't you people get it?
Old thread>>32128847
>>32276623She has a fucking human girl reproductive organ.
>>32276629But she's not a human and never has been.
>>32276629>humanbegone, roastie-loving faggotwe like horsepussy here
>>32276645She is a hafu.
>>32276623I'd rather she was the one getting pregnant but I guess that's okay too
How would you explain to her?
>>32276445reported for spamming!
>>32276108by telling her what it is?
Why is there a string on this bullet?
>>32276686"That's a a bullet, Starlight">"...what? But it's made with plastic.""Uhm, weird. Maybe it's a replica, who knows?">"...also it smells weird""Weird? Lemme taste it.">"Eeeew, why did you lick it!?""Shhh, it's the best way to...uhm...weird...it kinda taste like...rusty coins and salty milk..."
>>32276108>"It's you, Glimmy Wimmy!">'Huh?'>"Yep, it's you! Because YOU'RE a gross, bloody, piece of shit that no one likes!"Honesty is the best policy.Stupid glimmerfag
She needs the attention.
>>32275788>fucking macron wonMacron is amazing, though.https://frenchly.us/parisian-lgbt-activists-protest-macrons-position-on-immigration/
>>32276551>literally rothschild>let's keep the EU>let's get more sandniggers in so they can vote for me and my kind>b-but it's okay guys we'll just get more police, haha>amazing
>>32276594>he thinks Macron is keeping any of his campaign promiseshttps://nationaleconomicseditorial.com/2017/12/04/watch-french-president-tells-migrant-go-back-morocco/https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/emmanuel-macron-africa-development-civilisation-problems-women-seven-eight-children-colonialism-a7835586.htmlhttps://www.rt.com/news/406836-macron-deportations-criminal-migrants/
Gotta love the French politics in the DT thread.
>>32276638Well, I'll admit that I haven't followed much on France's happenings, so I guess that's better than expectedOr maybe notWhat's going to happen now is that people will bitch about him being far right, so they'll get a far left one next elections to counterbalance this one, because it's 'not what we wanted from him' and at the end of the day, that's what's importantWhat the president does is irrelevant if the people don't follow behind, or rather, it's only relevant for a few years
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>>32275126
It amazes me every time I come to this bored to see these threads sill alive. Good for you guys I guess keeping it together while the rest of the place goes to shit
>>32275516One of the reasons I enjoy /plone/ so much is for it's relaxed consistency
>>32275516Plone threads are the comfiest
>>32275810This and the maxxed comfy levels
Aside from making Equestria Girls interesting.The toy factor is off the charts.Toy motorcycles, magical amulet/necklaces geodes stones that light up with scented make-up in them and agent spy gear. Endless possibilities
>>32268602I remember that thread
>>32275704
Let me tell you why people want Ace Thruster and BOI.The world has been so underdeveloped. Despite jokes we really don't know too much about the world beyond two high schools and a summer camp, and even that is iffy. There hasn't been much content with the series, sure, but the world could have still been far far more developed in that time. This would be a big leap in making the world more relatable, meaningful, and more interesting.Magic is mysterious, poorly explained, and shallow to be used as a story element. The initial idea of magic changing an ordinary world pretty much went out the window when we saw that not much changed with it, so all it is being used for is a crutch for shoehorning a fantastical conflict without much effort. The superpowers concept was some much needed development and rules to a concept that had virtually none.It may be a bit of a leap, but it makes a lot of sense why people would want EQG to start introducing sci-fi. If magic is a concept that suffers due to the sometimes unpredictable ways in which it works (which isn't a bad concept, but has become one due to its way of being a crutch for conflicts), then throwing in sci-fi likely allows for more concrete concepts and conflicts. In addition, the sci-fi elements also start building the EQG world itself making it more relatable, meaningful, and interesting. As secret agent Ace Thruster infiltrating Canterlot High with his mech suit is to me and several others, a more compelling plot and insight into the EQG world than yet another person being corrupted by magic.TL;DR: The EQG world is boring because little development, magic is boring due to it having so few rules. People complain and want sci-fi because it is the easiest way to salvage this concept.
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>>32276034Dont forget how Equestria uses the Equestria Girls world as a dumping ground for powerful artifacts and female monsters. It's about time the EqG world struck back.
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>>32276508>Somehow manage to set up a wifi signal through the portal>Give Twiggles a laptop>She now has internet access>hfw all the knowledge
>>32276515>Twilight discovers pornography>Immediately descends into degeneracyCould be worse. If Pinkie got a hold of that laptop, she'd be spouting all the newest memes.
>>32276534She already does.Or do you not remember the extras where EqG!Ponk and FiM!Ponk regularly switch places?
>>32276536Okay, then she'd be spouting OLD memes.>"Hey! Hey, Nonny! I can has hayburger? Hee hee!"It would be insufferable.
Is there any better cuddle-pony?I don't think so, especially with how she gets to decide exactly when the sun rises, or if it rises at allPerfect for long, restful nights of cuddling without oversleeping at all
April fools Im too dead inside to find the last one. Post sunhors, dont be a cuntbagle.
>>32211191>Exchange was written in 2013>tfw 2013 was 5 years ago>It will never be the early days of the fandom again>art and stories will never pop up faster than you can read it>/mlp/ will never be one of the most active boards again>the show still felt fresh and fun>things wasnt as outplayed and jaded as they are now>tfw 2013 was a great fucking year, and it will never be the same again
>>32275729All good things come to an end at some point anon. It was a hell of a ride though.
>>32154210Good morning /sun/.I dreamt about her. It was a pretty normal dream, if somewhat more coherent then I am used to, and then she threw it off script by galloping in with dark souls sun guy riding on her back, praising his head off. I walked up to her and gave her a hug, she said something indistinct but reassuring. Her form wasn't very clear, except for her brilliant violet eyes; I've never had a good concept for 3d pony shape.. but that Isn't important.I woke up as the sun rose, filled with a sense of peace and joy.Pic related was me, for just a moment.It's gonna be a good day.
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>>32274324>"..'His lithe, adolescent frame against her flanks, repeate-"'>'Penning some new cake tax, mom?>"N-NOTHING!"
>>32274324might as well.night, mom, auntie
Night mom, night auntie, see you in five days. Love you.
Is there a list of prompts for the next thread so we or other writefags can see them now and try to start writing for?
>>32276375I think a few were listed in this thread. Previous thread had them for sure.We'll worry about it when we get there.>"Anonymous, look, sunshine! It's your conscience-mommy! Again!">'P-Please, mom, I-I don't wanna steal anymore birthday cakes..or pic-a-nic baskets..'>"Mmm, I don't recall you having a say in the matter. Now let's go, we're burning daylight and my calorie count is only in the trillions."
>avoid the movie because /mlp/ says it's bad>check it out today>mfw it's just as cute and funny as the showWhy did you lie?
>>32270286This is 4chan.Hating things is kinda our schtick.
Your opinions and the way you guys express them are good. Are you women? you seem more sociable and well-worded than the average manchild from /b/ and [r9k]Anyway would you writefags want to start a quality visual-audio review series? All you have to do is write, you don't have to voice act or edit.I know some people with crisp and clean voices and talented The reviews can be anything from 20-40 minutes to 4 hours in length. I'm interested in experimental stuff, like 5 different parts of a video talking about 5 different aspects of the movie for example, not just the storyline and characters.I notice a lot of people in this fanbase are incapable or just awkward at pointing out logical humour and scene direction. Even if they are capable(like /a/) they review it from a redneck's or genuine retard's perspective rather than a normal person's point of view, let alone a seasoned director's/highly cognitive person's point of view.
>>32276611First off, I express doubt at almost every word you posted. Second, I would love to be involved in some big ass chaotic project where I get to tear apart something and hold the pretty bits/ugly bits up for the viewer to see.Now who is "you guys"? Are you saying that bronies express themselves clearly but that most of our content is gut reactions?
>>32270286Because hating things, even if they're good, is cool nowadays.
>>32276611>redneck>normal personlad the average "normal" person is an empty headed vessel full of nothing but manufactured pop culture, approved tribal rivalries and an unending desire to consume and have the next best thing ala keeping up with the Jones. I'll take the man who lives in the woods and does things himself as a neighbor opposed to anything the [current_year] approved male has to offer.