Ponies nomming other ponies thread
>>22054404What does jinxing have to do with anything?
>>22054404>>22054538Does this artist have any more art? Sustega doesn't bring up anything on Derpibooru.
>>22054578Dude, P_S IS the artist. He posts all of his works on these very fucking threads.
>>22051593All in the spirit of the show.
>>22054617Well, I guess what I'm saying is where can I find more.
Previous Thread >>21862519Current Writefags and their stories :Sergeant Nonymous !mbxOTDZLKI :http://pastebin.com/4CnRuKCP>After an unexpected event Anon is to be trained to become a Jedi. Much hijinks, drama, and adventure follows Anon’s journey at the Jedi temple. Currently the main story of the thread.Sepnon !xAgj02hHew :http://pastebin.com/v82Jra62>After the defeat of the Confederates / Separatists in the Clone Wars Anon, a dedicated Separatist, flees with a small flotilla of ships beyond the Outer Rim where he stumbles upon Equestria.>Currently on hiatus due to traffic accident.>He is, however, not kill and will return to us before longComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>22054777we on a roll now>your parents' expression went from bemused at tales of your nap to horrified at Harshwhinny's ministrations, and back to perplexed again as you described her bludgeon's sudden and inexplicable need to take a swim>your mother continued to stroke your hair soothingly>your father leaned back into his corner, tapping a thoughtful finger against his chin>quite a bit of time passed this way, your father deep in thought and your mother stroking your hair>"This is...a lot to take in.">your mother jumped slightly at the sudden sound of your father's voice>you, on the other hand, heard his words far before his mouth even started moving>weird>your father continued>"perhaps we should let you rest. You've got a big day tomorrow.">you groan"You're going to make me take that test." Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>22054813No Anon, shield generators are a crutch.It's time to git gud.
>>22054813anon, pls
>>22054830bombers are only good against ground targets and large slow pieces of shit
>>22054838A good choice, Anon.>>22054830>TIE BomberAnon, pls
Bumplimit reached on >>21824697 so like a shameless bastard, here's the new one.Pastebin for catching up: http://pastebin.com/TwKJ6LvHSummary:*Anon is a slacker with a few part time jobs*Sci Twi (whom Anon knew a little in high school) shows up asking to crash for the night* Turns out Sci Twi has discovered freaky shit which may involve another 'Twilight Sparkle' out there and other stuff* Twi and Anon are pursued by mysterious corporate ninja types, who may be run by Thomas "Flash" Gentry, also vaguely known by Twi and Anon in high school* Twi's older brother (Det. Lance Sparkel) and Uncle Enzo (Anon's dispatcher from the town car service he works part-time at) become involved.* Shit blows up* Fleeing occurs* and here we are. onwardComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>22047720I've been banned for about a week now so I haven't been able to sayOH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE THE BEST.
>>22052285join the line mate
bamm
bumping with cute as fuck scitwiwe await for you, oh magnificent writefriend
>>22054736>await forWhat are you thinking?
Friends Forever #14 (Spike and Luna) is due Wednesday (March 4); Friendship is Magic #28 (Root of the Problem 2/2), Friends Forever #15 (Mayor Mare and AJ), and Friendship is Magic #29 (Cheerilee's sister) could all be in the rest of March.However far along the Manehattan branch of the Cutie Mark Crusaders has gotten, there's still the stalwart Babs Seed repping in the big city. As the Ponyville CMC are, though, might she be somehow linked up with some older ponies who have their own adventures in friendship and other things? Manehattan IS a large place, after all, it'd be a little stranger if there weren't any analogous ponies among the population. What's her own sister up to? Are they in a better understanding post-Babs's first visit to her cousin's?Very importantly: are any other teachers as sweet and kind as Miss Cheerilee? Apple Bloom asks all sorts of questions in her letters.>>22047649Previous thread.
>>22054786What an adorable little cutie.
I'm sure everyone on MLPG would make good horsewifes,dogwifes,griffonwifes and dragonwifes.
>>22054499I was in love onceWe went on about 6 datesThen she introduced me to her boyfriend Ezekiel
Pony asks if the price was really worth it.
>>22054841It's 'wives' you illiterate pricklepear
sigh,,,
>>22054812>Oh ok, I'll just set up a bookmark and get to it later.>I'm sure it'll be pretty good.>How long is it anyw->...
>>22054490I would agree but the problem is /mlp/. /mlp/ is very sensitive to anon not being 100% alpha man. I've seen multiple threads even generals (Submission is mandatory specifically) abandoned and remade when a write fag starts writing beta anon or a green where anon gets dominated.Instead I would say that Anon is /mlp/'s fantasy self that is what they are not and can do what they wish they could do.
>>22054819A better reaction.
>>22054827I'm sorry you hate reading, you plebeian.
>>22054834>663,848 words long.>Around the same length as FO:EQThere's a story. Then there's a novel. Then there's an epic.And then there's this.
You can be with her, but only if you make out with her in front of your entire family.
>>22052721FUCK, I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do that with real girl, let a lone a cartoon pony.
Although my waifu is octavia. This shit is a once in a life time opportunity.Yes.I'm a let down to my entire family anyway. So they would not give a shit.>MFW I would only profit from this
> Do it when they're asleepNo one said they actually had to see it, just be in front of them
>>22054745>I'm a let down to my entire family anywayA-Are you me?But seriously, >not making out with Spitfire and flipping the finger at your whole family. Then proceed to giddy up and fly to Equestria together, fadding in the sunset.
>>22052721>My mother is my only family>She already knows I'm a flaming faggot and does not give two shits as long as I'm happyI see no downsides.
"Lyra & Bon Bon Edition"Rules: No NSFW/anthro images.NSFW/anthro stories allowed.
>>22050805It wasn't that bad, but thanks for the edit.
>>22050805How is this really better?...Also, more than once you've added background to a picture, but what's the point if it's just the corner of a room everytime? It's pretty much the same as the void.I don't really mind the void.
>>22052228I like criticism. First, I redid the lines, making the image less sketchy, as well as fixed some perspective issues and added a new face. Seriously, not to be rude, but look at the face of the original and tell me there's nothing wrong with it. Second, corners are easy to work with because of the simplicity, and it's somewhat better to have a character in an actually place, whether that place is barren or not. I try to mix it up in my edits, I can only find three that I have done using corners.
>>22050805To be honest I like this. it's different compared to the original. The face is more official looking you can say but it isn't so bad. I like her feet. They look more proportionate compared to the original which were tiny. >>22052406See?
bump
>Anon, can you do mah math homework for me? >Ah'll make it worth your while.
>>22047767
>>22048533I be 'ailn from the empire and I dunno what in gods name a sweetmeat is
>>22047767>"Fuck yeah! chocolate!"
>>22047767I want to bang you. For 2 hours and 26 minutes. Then I'll do it.
>>22047767What I want you can not give. Its just not in your nature. So no do your own homework.
Gentlemen... again? Six hours... that's all I wanted... keep it alive for six hours... I'm disappointed... But, that's okay, we'll try again!>AHEM This is a CYOA between Roger and I. I will post Roger's last post as well as my response in the next two posts. There's no formal pastebin or anything but there might be soon (If Ben or Green get their asses in gear....)
bymp
bumop
Bump
Daily reminder that she has the cutest muzzle in the whole time/space continuum.
>>22054406Oh god i want cuddle and kiss her so bad!
go to bed Seth
>>22054237Lordie
Cutest stallion
Fellow Anons, the time is now to march our dark armies onto Equestria!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5FeKFKLvwA
ponies are pretty gay mkay
>handsFucking why
>>22054773Wow a picture from October of last year, cool
>>22054773>literally no hooves but hands instead
>>22054791>no hoovesThere are two of them.
>>22054773>anthro>human vag>no ponutfucking dropped
>The last thread: >>21739805>Our Stupendous Writers:KassazNasseauRegidarVexd>Our Dynamic Artists:DollyTwizzlePatch>Come here for the general's stories, archives, and the like:http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-PregnancyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
is it weird that i ship patch and dolly?i want Dollatch to be a thingi want artbabiesoh god
>>22051359Patch hit another homerun, and possibly Anon
>>22052563>is it weird that i ship patch and dolly?Yes.I'm not even messing with you. That is very weird and you should not do it.Next you'll say you're shipping the writefags. Only the weirdest generals get so bored they start shipping contributors.
>>21995934Rarity would never be such a self-centered cunt.
>>22040769Fun fact: In the books, the land of the seaponies (and mermares) is called Aquastria.
> When you signed up for the Royal Guard, you expected to face many things.> Pirates, outlaws, beasts from the Everfree, maybe even a Griffon war or assault from another evil tyrant..> Never did you expect to find Equestria under invasion from a vast, nightmarish army.from another world.> Yet, three and a half months ago, that is exactly what a mission into the Everfree had been met with.> In the time since then, you've escaped the oncoming tide of their army three times.> Once, barely emerging with your life and another unicorn Guardspony, Whispen.> Again, to scout for an action that merely slowed their advance and cost a steep toll in Guardspony lives and blood.> One more time, to a town called Easthock to spy upon a supply base.> You've weathered the assaults by the humans' strange machines and exploding traps, faced treachery from within your own ranks, and forged an alliance with an equally-desperate cell of Changelings.> But now it seems your luck has finally run out.> Trapped in the city of Las Pegasus as the it was overrun by the enemy.> Your wounded comrade Quick Step, taken by the invaders as they swept the hospital he was recovering in.> Five more, imprisoned after they stole from the wreckage of an enormous flying machine, crashed not far from your home.> You'd narrowly escaped capture, but only five of the eleven ponies you had once led are left.> You'd been surprised by a meeting with no less than Princess Twilight Sparkle.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>22054524>TorturedNo, torture is against UN rules, and is not allowed under ANY circumstances. Enhanced interrogation on the other hand...
>>22054524You bet your ass they tortured them.
>>22054283Thank you.
>>22054524>Three months in, and they already have captured hundreds of ponies. The odds they don't already know this stuff is slim to none.99% of this stuff would be in cloud cities humans can't access, there's a very good chance they don't know this stuff.
>>22052508That's a good plan. we could even sell the idea it to Caravan, since he was willing to consider desertion from the city but not giving up pony lives by trading the ambush details.
How many roads must a mare walk downBefore you call her a mare?
>>22045943>expecting everyone who recognizes a reference to post "OMG I GET IT XD" or else they don't get itFuck people like you.
>>22050025Calm down, everything will be fine.
>>22044584A million.That's 1,000 roads, Rarity.
>>22047377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld6fAO4idaI
>>22044712Plz have Man's Road lyrics but with horse puns.