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It happened.
Everyone who ever posted on /mlp/ is now in Equestria and is a pony. The Royals were informed and we now stay in our slowly growing frontier settlement known as Four Cannon.
What skills do you possess that would be of value to this new community?

Scenario details:
In theory our population is made of an even split between male/female.
The last digit of your post number designates form:
Odds is Earth Pony or Zebra
Evens is your choice of Pegasus, Bat Pony or Unicorn
The second-to-last digit is your gender:
0-4 is male
5-9 is female
Everyone enters as a blank flank and remains a blank flank.

You were supposedly transported at the same time as everyone else, though occasionally people arrive later than others. Often times they spend a lot of time in the background, being normal and trying to just get by. Those that do come into town late are usually forced to learn fast as it's a sink-or-swim environment out here on the frontier. OOC though, you'll find plenty of people are willing to help simply because you're a new pone.

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Some told me not to do this.
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>>22718907
Liven is a god awful player. Enoka is even better than him.
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>>22723115
Liven is a god awful player and person. Please stop stroking his ego.
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1 package (1/4 ounce) active dry yeast
2-1/4 cups warm water (110° to 115°)
3 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon salt
2 tablespoons canola oil
6-1/4 to 6-3/4 cups all-purpose flour
INSTRUCTIONS

In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water. Add the sugar, salt, oil and 3 cups flour. Beat until smooth. Stir in enough remaining flour to form a soft dough.
Turn onto a floured surface; knead until smooth and elastic, about 8-10 minutes. Place in a greased bowl, turning once to grease the top. Cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled, about 1-1/2 hours.
Punch dough down. Turn onto a lightly floured surface; divide dough in half. Shape each into a loaf. Place in two greased 9-in. x 5-in. loaf pans. Cover and let rise until doubled, about 30-45 minutes.
Bake at 375° for 30-35 minutes or until golden brown and bread sounds hollow when tapped. Remove from pans to wire racks to cool. Yield: 2 loaves (16 slices each).
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Fuck /mlp/, I'm in a load of shit
>get invited to a horse back riding charity event for leukemia by my rich parents.
>was forced to come because I would look like a complete asshole with no soul if I didn't.
>problem was I was sexually attracted to horses.
>I start to worry about how I'm going to hide my boner.
>well fuck it.
>roll the next day in my Nissan Crapster
>forgot that i didn't change out of my shorts into some jeans
>ohshit.jpg
>start panicking
>try to figure ways of hiding this boner
>try to bend over like a commando
>most of this worrying actually helps keep this erection under control
>now for the horseback riding
>I get assigned a mare.

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>>22722426
You dumb-ass
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>>22711811
oh lordy.
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>>22724492
>Out of sight, out of mind
Not a good way to live.
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>>22716144
You must be retarded.

Episode 504: Bloom & Gloom
Written by Josh Haber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAuiS7JvXec
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n3hfj

Fiendship is Magic #4 (Nightmare Moon) is due Wednesday (Apr. 22).

Babs Seed - cutie mark at last? Hopefully Apple Bloom can see her cousin soon and catch up on things in person. It still seems a little odd that they'd immediately say she's no longer a Crusader - true, she has a mark, but if she was heading up the Manehattan branch, wouldn't other members still like her help? Or was that strictly against whatever charter the initial trio compiled? There was quite a lot of paperwork involved. But besides, one would hope she also remains their friends.

Anyhow, one thing's for certain: they're going to have to get Babs to show off for them. It's like, a celebration of her mark! And that's what the CMC were all about!

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Previous thread.
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>>22724646
She's the mare we all deserve
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>>22724642

It's a cold war that has spanned generations.
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>>22724624
>stallion's nuts grow as he grows more comfortable

>>22724655
Fuck off. Draw for yourself or don't draw at all.
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>>22724655
Gen 3.5 Rainbow Dash fighting current Rainbow Dash and saying something creepy like about taking her place or something.
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>>22724655
Names are required for all attentionwhoring

Spike is being a big grumpy grumps again. I think he needs one of Anon's trademark snuggles to feel better.
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>>22723341
Looks like Spike is a real egghead.
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>>22723891
I swear I will make sweet love to your tender and pink boipussi
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>>22723880
He posted here but scruffy drove him away.
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>>22723375
Can you explain this to me?

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The Drawponies Scandal Shitstorm has hit EQD
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/04/on-drawponies-tracing-scandal-and-our.html

For those of you not in the know:
Drawponies is an insanely popular fan artist
He's notorious for making "show-accurate" commissions for profit, and making comics that he gets paid through patreon to make.
He is ALSO known to be a huge shithead in person.

People have suspected of him tracing from the show to make his artwork for years, but he's always just claimed to be so good that it just looks that way.

His own fan club caught him tracing show screencaps in a livestream the other day, and they are pissed.

Turns out he's been selling traced artwork as his own for years now, and making upwards of 15 grand a year doing it.

HN and EQD have caught wind, and DP is now nowhere to be found

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>>22724541
He's only getting 300 dollars a month.
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>>22724521
I'm not saying that it is illegal in this case. All I'm saying is that C&D letters don't prove that. Don't try to pretend like you have any legal knowledge if your proof consists of assertions by a party of obvious interest, instead of pointing to any statutory language or any judicial opinions which supports your stance. And I'm being really generous by assuming that by "illegal" you actually only mean "subject to liability", since the only direct way criminal law gets involved regarding copyright infringement is through 18 U.S.C. § 2319.
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>>22724620
times FOUR
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>>22724620
Even a dollar is too much.

Tracers deserve the death penalty.
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>>22722680
wow, dude... You're a faggot.
>being this edgy.
>obviously not an artist.

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What sort of gun would Celestia use? What about the rest of the Mane 6?
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>>22724509
Shitty British rifle still in active service with Canadian arctic rangers.

M1 Garand ditched after only 19 years of service.
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>>22724581
M14 is a M1 upgrade.

Also, as a Canadian, i can tell you now that the arctic rangers are just a bunch of first nations who we didn't feel like spending the money for new guns on. They're not exactly the pride of our nation.

>>22724574
You know you make a good gun, when it's been in service since ww2. Mg3 is a rechambered mg42.
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>>22724581
>Shitty British rifle still in active service with Canadian arctic rangers
Canadian here, the rangers don't do jack shit except maybe take a shot at some bears every now and again, you could give them a sharpened stick and nothing would change.
Meanwhile a modernized version of the garand, the M14, is still being used as a DMR by American soldiers.
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Who owns dakka gun?

>>22724401
>Therefore a suppressed 22lr.
>not a derringer
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>>22724625
>tfw they switched to 7.62x51 real fucking neeto instead of glorious 8mm
>tfw they lowered the rpm
It just ain't the same gun man, the MG42 will always be the king.

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What does the paper say, /mlp/?
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>>22724432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=112&v=xsTyjVnZBww
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>>22724394
Ur mom and dad are dead.
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>"Welcome to my world, you wont find much magic or friendship here, in fact, you'll find the exact opposite"

Here you can find ponies in the less mgical, more technological world of Cyberpunk.

Shitposts pushed us off the board overnight.

Writers include: Subaon, SnA, GiTS Story Anon, and Slav Anonymous
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>>22723013
>So you let old you work in a manner in which you were used to.
“You son of an ox!”
>They froze.
>You voice was above the incessant ringing.
“What are you? A toaster?”
>Mr. Flick wasn’t capable of being so unreasonable.
>This murderer could have broken Scootaloo’s spine, already, you knew.
>But he didn’t.
>He was professional, just like you, you hoped.
>It wasn’t going about honour or something as stupid as it.
>It was going about, like they say, no witnesses.
“Should I open your interface and change your code, or wii you face me by your own default configuration, you cyber ox?”
>Making it a personal fight was rather dangerous, but just like you thought, it wasn’t a personal matter for him.
>He pushed Scootaloo to the ground.

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>>22723033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyjJN68dajc 36:12
>Chances were similar.
>Well, not exactly because you were a unicorn, and he was a cybernetically advanced earth pony.
>He was faster; stronger and bigger.
>And your horn wasn’t ready to cast spells with proper effects.
>The noises were getting louder and louder.
>A lot of ponies were coming here.
>Scootaloo was sitting on the ground looking at you two with a grimace of fear on her face.
>She knew what will happen next.
>”FREEZE! NMPD!” Police ponies ran into the garage keeping variety type of guns, but it was already too late.
>The dark one dashed at you.
>He was fast.
>But you were a killer here.
>Your horn released the spell which was aimed at the dark one’s chest, right at the spot where his cybernetically enhanced heart should be.

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>>22723055
ooooh great
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why are threads reaching page ten so quickly?
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>>22724045
Seeing a lot of little threads and then a lot of bumped threads.

Guess it's a huge juggling act

ITT: Unpopular opinions

Twilicorn had the potential to be the coolest thing the show did. They just fucked up EVERY STEP as hard as possible.
Real horses are gross.
Rainbow Dash is not that bad.
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>>22724283
Evolve the characters' stories and keep the humor witty and the lessons done creatively, just like they've been doing. I expect them to approach similar lessons from wildly different angles and degrees, but I don't expect it to get sillier and sillier. There's a silly threshold that gets crossed pretty fast which makes a show just plain retarded to watch.
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>>22724332
But you're gonna complain wildly every time a horribly dumb story decision is done.
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Season one and two are pretty fucking bad.
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>>22724241
I loved what they did with Starlight. After all Tirek's yelling and world-destroying with barely any explanation of what he was or why he was so evil to begin with, it was great to see a villain who acted like a real (albeit very disturbed) person and whose motives made perfect sense.
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>>22724426
your taste is pretty fucking bad

> When you signed up for the Royal Guard, you expected to face many things.
> Pirates, outlaws, beasts from the Everfree, maybe even a Griffon war or assault from another evil tyrant..
> Never did you expect to find Equestria under invasion from a vast, nightmarish army.from another world.
> Yet, four and a half months ago, that is exactly what a mission into the Everfree had been met with.
> In the time since then, your entire world seems to have been turned upside-down.
> You've weathered the assaults by the humans' strange machines and exploding traps, faced treachery from within your own ranks, and forged an alliance with an equally-desperate cell of Changelings.
> You risked your life to slow their assault, snuck behind the human lines, and hidden your ponies away as the city of Las Pegasus was overrun.
> But for every week that passed, some new aspect of what you knew was turned on its head.
> Who was in the right about this?
> Princess Sparkle, who claimed the humans were spreading disharmony and threatening Equestria's very existence?
> The humans, who demanded the princess' surrender for their 'crimes'?
> And now, due to a poorly-timed attack by a traitorous one-time subordinate of yours, you had been taken prisoner.
> Yet, all was not lost.
> Offered a tempting deal to allow you to continue investigating the possibility of windigo involvement in the war, you have little choice but to accept.
> But what would be done if they were involved?

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>>22724431
Did they only use the storms or did they have ground troops when they did it with unicorns firing magic bolts as supports while earth ponies charged in with something big and heavy in front of them like a boulder as cover?
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>>22724591
Both.
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>>22724607
Well then this is stupid. There's pretty much no way to win. I think we would be better off telling everyone that equestria belongs to humans now and it's time to pack up and move out. Hopefully the griffion and the zebra's don't mind having pony neighbors.
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>>22724607
Look how that turned out.
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>>22724591
Both, turns out bullets, bombs and years of experience lead to better victory.

How many ponies have died anyway? Like Hundreds? Thousands? 6 Million?

>>22724629
Are you the fag who won't read the story, but still asks questions?

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PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>22558428

>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.

>What are the rules to 'Satyr Abomination' threads?
It was decided that the best way to nurture and produce content was to adhere to a near complete lack of rules.

>Satyr Character
Anything is a variable. Names, gender, personality, background. It's all free game to be decided at the writers' and artists' discretion. Same thing goes for physical traits. You can have satyrs that can fly or magic shit, or not. Some keep such things vestigial. Cutie marks haven't really been addressed yet, but again, whatever the writer/artist wants.

>Written Story
As far as the written story itself is concerned, much of the same can be said. You can greentext, you can write in prose, you can use multiple POVs (how you utilize this is up to you), or anything else.


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>>22723282
I would tweak her nipples every day till she could be milked like a cow.
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>>22723581
You're talking about Candy, right? Hope's a dry well atm.
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>>22723492
Ivy is for nymphomaniac, right there with Broil. Have yohu cosidered how alike Simmer's and Timber's families are? They both have sex-crazed sisters, they're both (or in Timber's case were) the meeker and quieter of the two, they could both mess things up if they wanted to, and most people want to fuck them.
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>>22723834
what if
what if none of them want to sex
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>>22724531
Elaborate

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"Anon, I have a surprise for you!"
"Oh, cool. Usually that's Pinkie' thing. What is it?"
>Twilight levitates something long, slender, an wrapped in cloth in front of your face.
>You take it and slip the wrapping off.
"A stick?"
>"No! Well yes, but not just a stick. I've spent the last three weeks researching some more exotic enchantments and testing them in the castle when you were away."
"And?"
>"I think I've developed the world's very first artificial arcane catalyst! Anon, if I'm right, then you holding that stick in your hand is the same as having a unicorn horn! Isn't it wonderful?!"
"Wait, so you're saying I can do magic now?"
>"YES!"

wat do?
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>>22723226
AJ would worship the appul version of Brassica Prime
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I dropped out of RS again after RS3 came out. Maybe I'll get back into it this summer.
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>>22723226
Bandos really is kill, is it
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>>22722520
>wat do?

Probably just flip a little game peg around. I have no idea what I'm doing after all.
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>>22722520
>tfw best god is kill

What kind of antagonist are you hoping Sci-Twi is going to be?

Science-Sparkle thread.
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Bump
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>>22714777
>>22714724

Mah niggas. Underrated movie.
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wow. this thread is still up?!
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>>22724611
We got leaks.

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>>22724182
Then I demand hoofie kicks from you.
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>>22724235
The best.
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>>22723943
It's a pendulum (speaking in physics terms), she's hypnotizing him. I think the joke is that he's really just getting hypnotized by the plot, not the pendulum.
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>>22724558
I thought he was hypnotized by the timing of her winking clit.
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>>22724235
With all due respect, I hope you don't mind, but I'd rather do >>22723457 because I think I can do just a little better on it.

I want to bully Queen Chrysalis.
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>>22723964
I wonder what Chrysalis' pieces would be. The Drones would be pawns and you could use hypnotized Shining as the King. And I guess that helmeted Changeling as a Knight. But the Rook and the Bishop stump me.
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>>22724465
Other ponies.
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>>22724465
Empty cocoons as the Rooks. Or have one empty and the other filled with the Princess not in use.
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>>22724465
This is a good idea actually. If only Hasbro wants to make that kind of stuff. It's better than those shitty Monster High dolls ripoff.


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