weed is finally legal in Canadatake that burgersanywayITT discuss the following>other that tree hugger, which characters do you think would smoke weed and why>post green (no pun intended) texts and images related to ponies and weed
>>33060621No of the mane 6 would. Twilight is too much of a goody two shoes princess, rarity is too much of a lady to smoke, rainbow dash is afraid it would slow her reflexes down, flutter shy is too scared to, pinkie is into cocaine and applejack is too conservative.
>>33060627Rainbow and Pinkie strike me as people who smoke weed all the time. Pinkie cause it makes her happy, and Dash cause she thinks it makes her look cool. Fluttershy probably started smoking with Tree Hugger, but doesn't do it with anyone else.
Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!Dimensional Size Difference EditionCheck out our slowly growing pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqsWriters, artists, and critique are always welcome so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Previous thread: >>32927952
>>33057691Not him but iirc it was gilda blowing off some guyi.e. trash
>>33057548Damn...
>>33057548>You and your cleaning crew will never inhabit your own village whose sole reason for existence is to keep giant wonderbolt's garments fresh. >Rainbow Dash will never prefer to leave her panties on your roof because your team uses date dat dank vanilla freshener. >She'll never let you help her wash up under the nearby waterfall.>She'll never sit on your boat and leave you to swim back to shore when she catches you staring at Fleetfoot's giant-er ass.
>ywn worship your giant waifu>ywn see a holy war from worshipper of other giant mare>ywn become your waifu's most trusted inquisitor>ywn purge heretics who follow a lesser mare and heathens who don't worship them at all>ywn see your waifu outgrowing lesser waifus as you convert their followers to yours>ywn see your waifu crushing down lesser being when she grows big enough, be it another giant mare or humans, snuffing them out of existence with her thicc butt>ywn go to the promised land of your waifu's butt/floof/hoof/mouth when you die/snuffed out by her
Someone took this picture when they were at the zoo. How would your favorite pony react to the publication of a picture of them being spanked? Does it matter if the photo is recent or in the past?Featured Story:How to Get Ponies to DO WHAT YOU SAY! by Anon (Photo Finish/Fluttershy)>>32867739Story Archives:https://hostbatch.com/spankforum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=206https://pastebin.com/u/SkyeHighDiscord:https://discord.gg/EwQS4mA(Discussion, art, roleplay, etc.)Old thread:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33056355Who knows
>>33058120That jerk should be getting spanker by twilight!!
>>33058274Spank ALL the ponies!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/339270/scaled-foalchapters 1,3,6 they kinda suck tho
And you?
How much do your family/friends know about MLP?I'm Korean, and almost everone I know haven't even heard of MLP.When my parents first saw the plushies and a bunch of small figures in my house, they were like,>wow, I didn't know that you like these childish things.They found it funny, rather than taking it seriously.I think it's because they knew nothing about MLP, not to mention that I fap to it.Many friends of mine saw my house too, but only one of them actually knew MLP and said "you horsefucker lol".I had to lie to him>Nah, I don't want to fuck them. I bought them just because they're cute.Welp, I don't think he believes it.
my family isn't surprised by it at all. only a couple close friends have any idea.
>>33059517Back when I was in high school, a bunch of my friends knew, and were giving me shit for it light-heartedly. Then I dropped out of school and stopped having friends. That was around the end of S3, so I also stopped watching the show regularly. Ever since, I catch up to it from time to time, but I haven't seen every episode and I'm only remotely aware of what's going on with the characters thanks to porn.My parents probably don't know. My sister knows I watched the show, but hopefully isn't aware of my porn folder. She did catch me masturbating one time but I was faster to hide the pics than I was to hide my dick. She didn't say nothing about it though, I think she understands. She's been fucking around since 16, I'm two years older than her and still a kissless, touchless virgin and my ascension to wizardry is coming closer with each passing year.
>>33060304>I'm two years older than her and still a kissless, touchless virgine z: fuck your sister
>>33060304>faster to hide the pics than I was to hide my dickA wise choice
>>33059517My parents know but don't care. My friends know but don't care. My ex-roommate knows, doesn't care, but additionally wishes I'd stop trying to get him to watch it.
pony sizehow big are ponies
>>33060181However, there are also posts like this:http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=11385768&postcount=596which show that pony height is remarkably inconsistent, and we probably shouldn't be measuring using the show.
>>33060200fucking catponester kys
>>33060232The problem isn't that the ponies are inconsistent so much as it is that most of the guides made to find their size are based on arbitrary guesses. That guy is just guessing at most of the sizes, like the height of a cow, etc.Likewise using the size of an apple is garbage because even in real life apples of the same variety come in widely varying sizes.The eight foot candy cane is likely not exactly 8 feet. It could just be that it looked tall and 8 feet seemed like a nice round number for Twi to slap on it. Pic related has measurements in it which could be "feet" or "meters" but a pony version of such a measurement would likely be different.They way they talk about moons as a measurement of time is totally baffling, especially given that the moon appears to be full every night and rise and set at the same times. Comparing them to Equestria girls from specials is triple-useless because Equestria Girls aren't human and the shorts those comparisons occurred in are not even canon in Equestria Girls. The various separate guides to size seem to point to around 3 to 4 feet for a normal mare, from hoof to top of head. It's still highly open to interpretation though, because interdimensional talking cows etc.
>>33060597He's so mad!
>>33060597>SEETHINGIt's canon now
You get one wish, /mlp/. Make it count.
I wish all the niggers and muzzies in the world die a painful, lingering death.
>>33056989>"We finally have the technology to prove the existence of life in the universe!">"But...you're in the universe right now, living here.">"No, I mean proving we're not alone!">"...I also live in the universe.">"Aliens, nigger!">"English, nigger!"
i wish for a big bank a big dick and a big brain
>>33058379A blood test I had years ago said I had a vitamin D deficiency, so I'm sure there's truth to that. I'll have to get a vat of those pills.
>>33048035I wish this shitty fucking show was over already so the "writers" couldn't ruin it further with their shittiness.
ITT post greens of anon bullying, abusing, or generally being a shit head douchebag to ponies and other characters for the hell of it.
>>33058342I've been a bully before. Kinda weird though, it always feels like the ones I've treated poorly were asking for it, so I dont really feel bad about it.
>>33059860Because more likely than not, they were. People like to play the sperg as the victim, but they love to forget that said sperg probably spent the last month being a cringy &/or annoying retard before any 'bullying' scenario took place.
>>33059860oh man. that sounds aweful. haha.
>>33060641How is someone being cringy a grounds to make their life hell? We're all cringy here by default.
>>33060770Not him, but I was also a bully before. I'm a really up front guy, so if I do something you don't like, either tell me or avoid me. If you don't, I'll assume you're either asking for it or you don't mind.
Can you fetish fags explain this to me.
>>33060613This is what we call "degenerate".
>>33060613ok sohave you ever had someone run their fingers though your hair? Apparently, being pet feels good. So, just like with analvore, vore, and cockvore, it involves shoving a creature into a sensitive and pleasant-feeling-when-touched location. That's at least one long-term positive association. Aside from that, there is obviously an instinct to subjugate or tame potential lovers in one way or another, which boils down to a form of hunting when you combine it with basic preference and shopping around. This could take the form of just being pleasant enough to be around that the potential partner wants to be around you, or maybe your instincts would tell you to be pathetic and cute in just such a way that the potential partner wants to abuse and/or try to fix or protect you. Literally pouncing is just another expression of that basic "obtaining" instinct which ignores how the worthy partner might feel about it.They are also consumed, meaning that a decidedly good set of genes has stopped being a potential threat to you, regardless of if this is because they have been added to your own genes or removed from the genepool.Lastly, the hair swells. Hair is generally considered beautiful and big hair evokes the mild cultural idea of larger hair being beautiful, the instinctual idea that larger things are stronger and more powerful and therefore more desirable, and works as a visual representation of the hair-meal which the pony may show satisfaction towards. In short, the obtaining of a partner made pon feel desirable, fulfilled, and filled.you're welcome
>>33060613>>33060613Vore is objectively the perfect fetish. A normal, healthy human shouls want nothing more than to be swallowed whole by a hungry mare.Who wouldn’t want to be teased and cooed at as she rubs her engorged belly, while you slowly become fat on her thighs?In this case, why would you not want to make her mane fuller and healthier? Any real man would be next in line to satisfy her mane’s hunger.
>>33060769This but unironically
Canterslut threadPastebin: EQGslutEksDeeCurrent writers: Twiggles, Queen Rara, Flutterslut, Rainbow DaeshLooking for: Somebody to write some good Ponker ficsLast one glitched>>32967855
>>33059686I concur, >>33059711Lingerie should be interesting. Just as a personal note, not really liking the whole actual whore thing. That's Twilight's realm. Shim is just much better suited as a cruel mistress exhibitionist imo. Few if any should be allowed to ever touch her.
>>33059686Go to the lingerie shop and buy something like this. It doesn't have to be transparent as long as you replace your cheerleader skirt with it for the rest of the day. It's just not slutty enough. >>33059741Well, Turboslut seems to be dead so I'm okay with Shimslut being a whore meanwhile. At least until Turboslut comes back.
>>33059652I really should have posted this pic, and saved that one for later.
>>33059629Slut! Whore of CHS! I bet you were wishing some of those boys were from your school. How many times did you climax getting dicked down by so many humans with so much sexual stamina?
>>33059817god i wanna go there and jerk off on shimslut
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>>33058430It's because she's so hot she's luminous.
>>33058638which is kinda funny since the thong in the next image looks so poorly shooped on
>>33057740What? No uncensored source? Nothing on google or iqdb searches
KONO SUNSET DA!
>>33059938https://derpibooru.org/1561354
Sleepy pon Edition825-826: School RazeWritten by Nicole Dubuc and Josh Haberhttps://mega.nz/#!rCQkVajI!f5lfYImGRfCt2RwO8UOcXAef8zfoFFeDsnOgMbyZ2YQhttps://mega.nz/#!meZwzAoQ!7_GIwOVyK0etWPorYhGiLO__HX9NtQMe05W0T26SUKMNightmare Knights #1 is still storytimed here!>>33029727 My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever: A Present for Everypony is still storytimed here!>>33010121 My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever, the board book, is still storytimed here!>>33009041 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Aha, it's Rainbow Dash! She was hiding in the thread all along to play a prank on you, what a sneaky little pony!
>>33060734Ah! That rapscallion!
>>33060742Just a little bit of good ol' pony fun.
die
https://deadline.com/2018/10/nicole-dubuc-wga-west-animation-writing-award-1202482938/
Green EditionOld Thread: >>32892753This thread is about exploring any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGreyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33045069>Lemon Zest: Melon Chest
>>33059855I used to imagine a play on words for her name to be melon breast but either one works for me.
>>32986273Do you think they deny the existence of marital rape?
>>33060743Probably not.
>be at work>boss is pretty chill about letting us browse the web as long as nothing urgent is going on>however they have very strict rules about NSFW stuff, because of a past harassment case involving lewd sites>people have in the past been fired for breaking these rules>browsing /mlp/ earlier today>I scroll past this thread >>33008692>I didn't even open the thread, I was about to scroll to the next thread when suddenly, I feel a tap on my shoulder>little did I know my boss was right behind me>"anon, what are you doing?">I turn around, mortified>realize that he just saw the pic of Twilight bending over>he might have even read the title: "Incestuous Relationships Thread: Personal Slut Roleplay Sister edition">panic>"I-it's a blue board sir, it's not supposed to be there, I wasn't really looking at it">don't know why I said this, he most likely doesn't know what "blue board" even meansComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33059989>>33060212>I scroll past this thread >>33008692 (Cross-thread)>I didn't even open the thread, I was about to scroll to the next thread
>>33057886That's a really cringey and juvenile picture to be caught looking at.
This would have never been a problem if this board just stayed ponies-only.
>>33057886>Getting fired for browsing /mlp/>Having time to shitpost on /mlp/ about itI doubt your story, Anon.
>>33060764What else are you going to do for the last few hours of your job?
Let's talk about everything about Spike.>What do you think of him?>What do you think should change about him?>Would you like to have someone like him in real life?
>>33056539>What do you think of him?Is he twi's little brother or is he her pet? This is importance. Because one is cute the other is slavery.The cloudsdale trees song was actually really funny, and according to sources, entirly ad-libbed!>What do you think should change about him?I actually like his character just the way he is. He's pretty smart, almost as much as twilight, but hes younger and likes to be helpfull. He has a strange mr.belvedere side to him which is what keeps him from awesomeing all over the mane six with his male genes (designed for warfare). Hes content with this and im content that hes content. I actually think hes a really well balanced character, unlike the others who are all autists. So... what would i change about him? His obsession with Rarity is interesting as it shows what its like to be chased by a male that you arnt interested in to the male watchers of the show like me. It also shows how Rarity is a natural expert at dealing with these things without destroying the guy. Which is good for little girls who watch the show too. We all know that when he grows up he'll probably hook up with sweetybelle, who is the miniature Rarity in his age category. So what would i change about it? It always makes me feel uneasy the way that a 12? year old is obsessed with a 20yo? Rarity. I wish there was more hilarity injected into it, and more absurdity. Mostly on his side for being a sap, but maybe, maybe just a few times he could catch Rarity off guard, in a way that makes her look like the sap.>Would you like to have someone like him in real life?Ah, hes a good guy, he'd be a good little brother or just a friend in my gang. What the hell? Its not like im gonna say. NO, fire up the gass chambers.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33056539He's useless, fat and ugly with whiny voice. Wish he was never in the show.
>>33056539>question oneMight be the most interesting character in the current cast but too underused>question twoDo away with the whole Rarity thing and give him some goals that gets him away from Twilight's shadow>question threeYes because good game master and someone to discuss girls with; not afraid to call people out on their shit
>>33056543We prob won't get any more of his backstory but at this point (especially after the Garble episode) I'd say that it's same to assume that Twi is much more of a parent than sister to him.
>>33057835>Twilight and Spike are both Jewish>Twilight and Spike are both believers of One God made from human civilization>The pony Twilight and the dragon Spike are both believers of One God made from human civilization because the noise the pony Twilight makes are comparable to that of a human Jew
