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Anyone else finds cringe humour pitiful and dumb?

Spaghetti/Cringe comedy is what I call pandering to the brony fanbase. I consider it the real cancer that killed the show.
From the top of my head, I can't think of any "Spaghetti/Cringe comedy" in the show.

What are you talking about? Gradually poorer quality in writing is the only thing that's killed/killing the show.
I think you need to lighten up. The only cancer killing the show is Hasbro and their heavy-handed marketing. Always has been, always will be.

Objetively wrong, Season 5 hasn't had a toy selling episode so far and yet it's still mostly SHIT.
You are so ignorant.
Enlighten me then, o wise one.

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Horse children are sexy.
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Pedophiles should be swiftly executed.
It aint pedo if its a pony. And Fillies are perfectly capable of consent. Its win win!
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So you say you want a Chris Hansen thread? Okay.
Fillies are not for sexual.
It's still pedo. Sack up and accept it. Shit, I do.

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Are you guys ready for the CMC to get their cutie marks all in the same episode?

Because that's what is happening when this next episode airs.

The CMC are getting their cutie marks this season, we already know that from the poster.

This episode is a CMC episode "Crusaders of the Lost Mark", there are NO other CMC episodes for the rest of the Season.

This is also the 5 year anniversary of MLP: FiM, a momentous event suits a momentous occasion.

Finally, the CMC all getting their cutie marks in the same episode makes sense as it allows the writers to give them their marks without disrupting the group's dynamic (which is what would happen if it happened one at a time) and without spending 3 consecutive episodes on it (which is what they would have to do to prevent the dynamic being disturbed for a whole season).

It's happening.

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The CMC are getting their cutie marks this season

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Considering we only found the hidden pics for Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo's cutie marks, do some of you guys think that Apple Bloom may end up getting that nightmare realized where her friends acquire their cutie marks and she doesn't? I think it could make for an interesting dynamic if they pursue that especially since Apple Bloom is somewhat like the trio's leader.

I just hope it happens in this episode and isn't something that occurs in one of (or severalof) the alternative timelines/time loops that result from the execution of Starlight's master plan in the finale.
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It's only 5 years too late.
To think, it's been 5 years IRL and only 1 year has passed in Equestria.

Why does so much shit happen in Equestria, so many disasters, so many events, so much crap all in one year. Like, what the fuck?

It's like that in every cartoon. Like, the Simpsons have had a ton of Halloweens and Christmases yet less than 1 year has passed in the show.

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>>24993380 was a joke btw. Especially now, it's clear he is kind of retarded.
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this thread sucks

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>you will never get a blowjob by a plant
>you will never have a plant fuck your urethra hole with its vine
RIP Nylon Tights
See more of what?
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Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions.
Current Writefags:

Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp

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“So, RD –“the cyan mare pauses, looking up from her food, “–You enjoying your meal?”
> The adorable, merciful, fluffball of a pegasi beams at you.
> “Mmhmm. It’s awesome Anon, the freeness of it definitely brings out the taste.”
> You let out a small chuckle and fork another piece of waffles into your mouth.
> Okay, that adorable, merciful, cheeky-cunt of a pegasi.
“So… about that safe word?”
> You watch as RD sputters and chokes on her food.
> The buzz of restaurant disappears and several eyes lock onto your table.
> Rainbow shrinks down into her seat.
> You just glare back at the other ponies.
> Well, more like passively stare while chewing on these godly-as-fuck waffles!
> Like seriously, this shit is like drugs.
> That’s probably why it doesn’t come cheap.

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That scene was so cute it gave me a heart attack.

“I have absolutely no problem with “Loyalty”, Dashie.”
“On the contrary, I actually found it really adorable~”
> You grin at the mare.
> This time a salt shaker flies into your not-so-beautiful-anymore face.
> You try to dodge, but instead you lean into it.
> Fuck your body and its lack of skilful grace.
> “Shut. Up. Anon.”
> Gaah! Fuck that stung.
> You wipe away the tears welling up in the corners of your eyes and get back to the remains of your meal.
> This will make you happy again. This will take away all the pain.
> The two of you finish your meals in relative silence, only your sniffling and her grumpy “hmmph’-ing can be heard.
> *Sniffle*

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> You fidget and stutter and choke on your words.
> You are totally spilling all of your spaghetti, but RD doesn’t seem to mind… or notice.
> “Y-Yeah”
> Rainbow Dash hastily jumps of her chair and bolts out of the door.
> Hunched, you walk over to the counter.
“H-Hey Mrs. Cake, great meal thanks for everything”
> The aged mare giggles and waves you off.
> “Don’t mention it dearie, I’m just glad you and your date had such a great time.”
> …
Your cheeks turn red as you try to stutter out a denial.
“It wasn’t a date Mrs. Cake, it was a friendly meeting between close friends that involved the mutual exchange of stories and general tomfoolery while consuming food paid for by the singular male party…”
> You vomit out a spaghetti filled explanation, hoping it will get her off your back.
> Mrs. Cake’s smile grows.

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The most sweet and adorable mealtime ever

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>I do not know if I should wait to BECOME.
>Why should I wait?
>We are new/old here.
>We are one and the same with those that exist within this realm.
>There is both chaos and glory here, we have seen it.
>Such hopes, joys, sorrows, losses, love, knowledge...
>We know them for their names, now.
>Yet, those outside do not know me.
>They do not need to know me, do they?


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"Not so much the world - more, the people in it. I died trying to save my friend, right in the middle of the war heating up. I'll be honest, as much as I make it seem like what happened on Earth - particularly what happened before I was taken into the 141 - doesn't bother me, that's not exactly true. I mean, I'm past all of the things that happened before, but not World War Three. Even though so much good has come to me here, I still left behind my friends fighting to save a world embroiled in chaos. I -need- to know what happened, not just to the world as a whole, but to them."
>It's only now that I remember the patches on my upper arms. The Union Flag and the 141 insignia.
>Still here, eh?
>...Good. I want to keep them that way. Not to remind me of what I left behind, but to remind me of my experience, and to remind me of what's shaped me.
>Just like the scar on my chest.
"They sound like they'd fit the bill. Should wear the brigandine with it, since I don't think a wingsuit's going to be particularly effective in protecting a wearer from damage. If they're powerful enough, I might be able to use them in evasion, too, or whatever other use I can come up with."
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>Sliding to a stop on the marble floor, Pareidolia hisses through his teeth as a fresh wave of pain courses through his leg

>Dying here would be a disappointment
>The mission is still underway
>No one else has been deemed suitable
>If I am to die here, it will be centuries before I am replaced
>A waste of time

>Pulling himself to his feet, he slings his P90 and draws his blade, taking a few steps to the side to allow for Barlen to charge past him
>As Barlen nears, he grips the blade in both hands and slashes horizontally, aiming to cut along his head and across his side

[1d6+5]< E. Melee + LTC/RASO + FINA

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>While the sight of guided heavy anti-bomber missile racks lowering into position was very welcome, the pinpricks of spatial devastation were much closer than they had been.
>The previous volley of SAAM missiles against the ovoid Constructs was greatly enjoyable however, seeing as how the ovoid Construst that had been launched were now all listed as 'Destroyed' or 'Crippled', only two of the orange icons now sporting a yellow triangle in the center.
>Little more than a tiny orange dot in the distance, the Construct platform icon registers a single main impact, tilting backwards and up several degrees, the number the climbing until it seems to have performed a complete roll, stabilizing afterwards.
>With no new additional contacts, the S.O.L.G. platform conducts one last broad sweep, and upon finding neither hostiles nor damage to it's own system, a counter scrolls down the satellite's remaining ammunition reserves:
>4/5 forty pound tungsten rods, 10/10 twenty pound rods, 20/20 five pound rods, followed by two racks each of heavy micro-missile SAAM's and space-rated QAAM's.
>All in all, an entirely one-sided skirmish, but you had to wonder what the response was going to be.
>"Just bits? Sounds simple."
>It took a moment to remember where I put them, but I fish out my bit pouch and place it on the table.
"I have a thousand bits."
>Well, here's hoping it's enough. Or else I'm gonna have to take the entire damn shelf.

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"Selfcest is Magic" Edition
Last thread: >>24905694

Equestria Girls: Friendship Games link:
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Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:


Tips for potential writefags:

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It hurts
>you will never get penetrated by her demon cock

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remember, you started this
>I invented Bronies
Sorry. I didn't realize it would go this far.
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>2012 was 3 years ago

Remember when we used to fabricate together, Anon?
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>using the other less-commonly used definition of fabricate

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Alright you faggots.

It's that time of the year. And we are kicking off with a first generation pone marathon.


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begin the countdown
I'm actually quite surprised at how many villains there are in those old episodes.
I thought it would be more about parties, dresses and some trivial problems.
You're thinking of Tales.

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Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.

Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.

Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...

The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.

Yes. We're the Normal Norman thread

Useful links
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Archived Nolan's threads: http://pastebin.com/j89LWMS7

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>>He looks at you awe-strucked, mouth agaped before falling unconscious
>>His head falling back against the radio, letting his beanie fall to the floor

Norman is fucking DEAD
Car chase?
Rule 63?
Dimension/Time hopping?
Damn fine.
My only complaint is that Brads 63 name is Brandy
>Norma crawls out of the locker breathing heavily
>Shimmer lights a smoke
>"Coming over later for round 2? Ehehe."
> Norma calls 911
>Glare is arrested for 7 years
>Norma becomes the talk of the town
>Everyone apologizes for how mean they were
>Hugs all around they all love Norma now
>Glare rots in a cell for 7 years
>No more sex for Norma because the locker event triggers her
>Wonders how her male counterpart is doing
I want to write a story. Give me a character.
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The greatest.

I know there's a negative stigma associated with "cucks" on /mlp/, but don't you ever get rock hard thinking about your waifu getting gangbanged by a bunch of stallions?
The cute mare you devote your love to being mercilessly fucked in her every hole, sucking huge, throbing horsecocks like her life depends on it and loving every second. Sometimes even outdoors. Each stroke met with an eager push of her hips in the opposite direction, causing the hot seed from the previous stallion to flow out of her pussy and ponut, only to be filled again.
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Ditto. I'm gone.
>getting off from this shit
You're one messed up faggot.
Well, as they say: when in Rome.
Just wait for sandniggers to build a bomb, Amerifuck.
They won't do anything either. They've been saying that shit for decades. No one will do anything. We're all nothing. It doesn't matter.

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New Luna thread? New Luna thread.

Next full moon: October 27th
Previous Moon-day: >>24864102
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>>24900159 You can't tell me what to do you're not my real mum.
This week's sister thread: >>24936817
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>>no loki
>>no dwk
>>I'm right here dude
>Namefag reads Anonymous
We might not be getting loki back for a while if he follows through with this >>24983830
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DWK is around don't worry. Hes just trying to make a big dramatic entrance.
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I never use a name; Loki does. By process of elimination, who else could I be?

>You need to draw the line somewhere.
Why? I'm trying something new and having fun doing it. Doesn't seem like the time for line-drawing, unless those lines make a drawing.
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>rip moe
>checks page
>moe ded

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Why did this nigger turn into a little bitch about it? I like the concept. Call me edgy if you want; I'd understand.
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Honestly just feels completely boring, and equally pointless.
I don't think it's fun.
And if you add them, they WILL take centerstage and grab a ton of attention regardless of how passive they are.
It's just a really terrible idea.

As someone who wants to GM, that sounds pointless. If I take the effort to mention then, they will catch everyone's attention. The game is supposed to be a struggle between the houses, that's the intresting conflict.
Fully adding humans takes perspective away from the actual point of the game. Doesn't seem fun.
I'd never include humans under any condition.

If you must do it, do Age of Exploration humans.
I dont know why but I really want humans at some point. Also I'm going to write up a whole bunch of stuff for an independent faction, just to see how it goes. Humans could be purchased as an army "toy" if you like, similar in vein to Tom Bombadil from War of the Ring, if any of you have played that. They wouldn't get involved in any combat, but while they scout the battlefield, nearby units stall in their charge, take fear tests, or whatever. Could be interesting. Of course using them would be very much optional.

Do you mind if I do the rules for the Inquisitors please? I REALLY wanna do them :)
Yeah, when I was writing that I was loosely basing the centaurs on what we saw in the Tirek backstory comic. They seem to be intelligent, have decent magic, but also universally have egos the size of fucking mountains.
I don't have time for a playtest, but I'll post a rules presentation/example sometime this weekend.

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