Guys help! The mares are inside me!
>>41429003 (>>41428403)Omg that's wild. Here's one more idea: use pegasi as neurotransmiters, they can all be Derpys.
>>41429178But that would imply that SSRI mares lock the derpys out of their homes and make them float around outside and that would make me sad.
AJ and Big Mac fit so good into those 2 red blood cells, the big guy and little girl.
>>41429020We need more ponified triangle factory
>>41429221I guess we doin stallions now
Previous Thread: >>41404667We’d like to highlight another department for Mare Fair that is in crucial need of some more volunteers. Our Info Desk needs (You) to come on out and lend a helping hand. Currently, they are looking for two more volunteers. The requirements they’ve set are as follows: be willing to study and know the map layout of the convention, keep track of panel/event times, and be willing to communicate with attendees and staff in a professional but friendly manner.Additionally, our attendee relations lead is willing to provide free lodging in his room for the two volunteers accepted. So, if you want to help out the convention, and save a bit of cash with your room, please send in an application!As stated in our previous thread, our website has gotten a large update, and with that means lots of news to share!First off, musicians! We have a large lineup of musicians for this year’s Mare Fair, and we’re excited to share them with you. You can check the performers and their times inside the “Musicians” section on our site.Secondly, vendors! We’re happy to announce that many vendors, returning and new, will be selling their goods at this year’s Mare Fair. Not only that, but we’ve also added in a little something for those after dark fans…You can check out the vendors, and their wares, in the “Vendors” section of our website! You can access AD vendor details in the “Clopper’s Cave” option within the vendor page!Finally, you can now view the panel and event schedule for the convention within the “Schedule” section. Make sure you plan out what panels and the like you’d like to attend, and be sure to have as much fun with them as you can!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41428088Landing on Wednesday at 8:30PM, so about 9PM for pickup, domestically
>>41428473>>41428467 here, dunno if you'd have time for a liquor/grocery run or anything on Wednesday as well. If not, I might end up renting something for the day myself. It's a real shame that we lost the Wyndham, it had everything that I would have wanted in the immediate area.
>>41429063It doesn't have to be an OC. You're welcome to use fandom/show/any ponies.
>>41428088im landing at thu at 7pm so i think i need to be picked up at 7:30pm
>>41424249Inland Empire?
Fluffy EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>41354611Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41427881facts
>>41427194
>>41427881I'd befriend the fuck out of her
>>41428609she loves to make new friends!
Oh hi anon. What brings you to my Tamers thread today? Maybe you wanted to talk about horses with big butts or just chill out without being schizophrenic?
I'm still convinced the retards from this board who bitch and moan over gay shit were the ones that mass reported the video.You're telling me Tamers videos manage to avoid youtube's jew robots just fine for years and then a video gets taken down as soon as the antigayfags from /mlp/ start bitching? It should be obvious what happened here
>>41429125The cut of it going from Soarin saying let’s got to the bedroom to him sitting on the bed wearing the Big Mac outfit is hilarious in any case.
>>41429212That ain't the first time a Tamers video got taken down, dumbass
>>41429214And when was the last time it happened? Years ago. Meaning this is not a thing that happens regularly, or not without outside intervention.
>>41429214it wasn’t for sexual content last time and this episode wasn’t any more sexually extreme than any random SU episode but it did rouse the homophobic retards
>goto https://jiggie.fun>upload puzzol>post puzzol link>solve puzzol with frens
>>41427375
>>41428193
>>41428570
https://jiggie.fun/WLFjfh580p SFW, the other yellow horse
https://jiggie.fun/3yAnWw234 SFW, banana :)
What are some fun facts and trivia about Hippogriffs?
>>41427079would you
>>41427079They're hot
>>41427079They are 20% softer for snuggling than ponies because of the extra fur and feathers. Griffons might be softer, but hippogriffs are generally friendlier thus safer and more affectionate.
>>41427079Sometimes they have dolphin pussy
>>41427079They have great buttholes.Silverstreams butt hole is just on a whole different level.From its appearance, to how it feels, and how it smells: all in a different ballpark completely to any pony, or creature in EquestriaIf a grade A butt hole could be described as perfect, then Silverstream's would be SSS+ tier.
Welcome friends, ITT:We make and share pony art, with absolutely no pressure to deliver anything that's technically good (besides having ponies in it, which makes it good by default)Make something, share what you've done, and give feedback and motivation to help us all keep improving and creating!This thread's focus is art, but beginner or low effort content of any kind is welcome here. If you do want to post about something else like music, gamedev, or crafts, though, just note that you may find better help and feedback posting it in the /create/ threadAre you an experienced artist? Leave some tips, feedback, guides, or tutorials, they're well appreciated here!Guides, tutorials and resources! Start here!https://mares.horse/balehttps://ponepaste.org/8268Draw with other /bale/ anons!https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41427223Rarity being cute.>>41427564Love how soft your lines are. >>41427680The brain works in mysterious ways. Doing something you’ve thought about for a while now? Later. Doing something funny or humorous spontaneously? Yup. Such is life in the Zone.
>>41427623I have drawn many a mare, but Fae will always be the marey for me. I love her so much bros>>41427680>"Do you think this is a motherclucking game, Nonny? I will break into your house and hide eggs in places that will leave you bewildered and afraid. Mark my words, Anon. Your chicken choking days are numbered."I like chimkin Ponk.>>41427843soft lines make for (terri) soft mares.
boop
>>41428357Agreed
>>41427897I just understood the joke behind Terri.
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are welcome here.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Liiiiick
>>41429014Imagine the seat after she’s done…
What if the Princess doesn't smell good when she sweats?
>>41428941Anon, the preening is its own reward.
>>41429145Impossible
>no job>no gfHow do you cope?
>>41429150Both of those sound like positive things that give me more time to furiously masturbate to sexy pony ass. What’s the problem?
>>41429150This has nothing to do with ponies, kys.
>>>/reddit9k/
>>41429150Eh, waifu a pony and get a job. I actually have thought a lot about the prospects of having a relationship with a woman this past year but every time I end up circling back to the fact that my waifu is my one and only true love and that no woman could ever beat that. Call it cope or severe autism but that's how it is.
Reminder that if you support this ending, you are EVIL.
>>41427929I made that image and he's right.
>>41428130Cozy is more than a sociopath, she's a psychopath. But yeah their lack of remorse or regret plus their threats to continue was their downfall.Perhaps one of the changelings will shapeshift into a queen out of destiny like with cutie marks? There are likely other changeling hives in the world as well, the Equestria division could request a newly produced queen from one of them.
>>41428130>egg-laying queenSeasons 8-9 are retarded enough to retcon that. (We do see family-like groups and reformed youth.) They did retcon Fluttershy feeding fish to predator species in early seasons, after all.
>>41427896The ending was terrible for far more reasons than that.
I’d fully support Starlight, Discord, Tirek, Cozy Glow, Gilda, the yaks, Chrysalis and other villainous or amoral characters getting stoned or killed because it would be justified and be consistent.
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>>41428956
>>41428751Don't listen to these pervs, bro. They only wanna get inside your proverbial pants! Pay them no mind!!! You've got REAL bros out here, bro. Bros that don't wanna touch you in a nasty way...
>>41428751>>41428956>>41428981srry :'(
>>41429057Aww shit, it's Bonkles time!
>>41429057...did you fall asleep?
Do (You) have pony stickers on your water bottle?
>>41424917I'm not autistic
>>41424917yes
>>41428384You gonna post them or what?
>>41424917I can't find any good quality stickers that are stylish enough to not just look like I'm a cringelord for displaying them.
>>41424917no
IT'S REAL ZIGGA HOURS!!!
>>41411403I know of another zebra matriarch
>>41425577
>>41426298Why she is blushing
>>41428195Probably embarrassed by her ID photo. Looks like she's ready to strangle the camera.
>>41428195She's a christmas cake
would you bring your waifu to the club?
>>41424838>>41425453gay
>>41424838>>41425453BASED!!!
>>41428390gay
>>41428390gay retard
>>41414602Amazing. I wish i could be as based as you are
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Genuine writing advice?!ITT: Canon junkie Celestia, justifying our existence (it's funny), Deep Knighty Lore, starting an artistic bowel movement, AI-AIE, brand name horsewords, coming back to quit, Sombra timeline fics, sinbox woes again, "everyone but me is dumb", discussing drafts, letting corpses rot, (not)seeing ads, random DoaM anon gives up, staying mareborne, anon DESTROYS a writer with FACTS and LOGIC, the end of pornposting, sinbox woes (it never ends), optimal upvote-baiting, personally dismembering your internet enemies, Nyxposting, post-tamers newfags, the right to hate and the hate to write, slipping off slopes, lacking necessary knowlage, erecting pegasi wingblades, e-reader reviews, 2012 newfags, getting featured, and AJ taking 50k words to make a sandwich.>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe seventy-seventh book is 'Mother of Invention':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/71501If (You) want to participate, finish the entire story by the 22th.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Fics that fail at justifying their title?
>>41429146>be called Past Sins>Sins are still present
>>41429146>background pony>Lyra is the main character of the story
>>41429146>Best Night Ever>It's actually a really bad day
>>41429091If you're going to do a series of vignettes from their lives, I think it's more important for there to be an over-arching theme and have each chapter serve a purpose for that theme or goal.If you have that, then you can either make a steady progression from past to future, or backwards, or make random scenes from their lives that show how their dynamic changes as well as what they learn and so on.
