I hate this damn question because I'm not a waifu fag. So I'll answer it anyway to get it over with. Also I'm drunk as shit so bear with me.>Rarity. No thanks, not my type. Yes, she's a very pretty mare, and her lifestyles may be rather interesting to look at sometimes, but I don't think I could look at all that and listen to all that all of the time. It would get too much too quickly, which is a trend I will expand on with others. I'm also not a fan of talking and listening to drama, and I could imagine that something of that nature would be her favorite passtime while sewing with her, which is also a skill I don't have nor want to learn.>Applejack. Probably. I myself am a handyman, love working in the trades, and am vary patriat. But I don't like the idea of literally working for a living, and still be left poor. Farms don't actually make much profit, and it's shown rather well with their rickety old property. It's a very cozy looking piece of old family property, but could you at least replace some shingles on that thing? If I'm living at my worksite, at least make it a nice place to stay. Family traditions and games and gatherings is peak kino and would be absolutely amazing to be a part of, but it still feels like something I would get tired of rather quickly.>Pinkie Pie. No, but holy fuck. Pinkie is by far my favorite of the group, but only if we're talking Faust era. I love her being funny and silly and random but not stupid. Every day is a surprise, and it would feel outstanding to know that whatever surprise she could show me with was one that was built with thought behind it. Every day would be devotion. Also, another source of free food for life, and a damn good meal to come home to every damn day changes a man. And boy oh boy what could that one do in bed? The sky's the limit, Anon. My God it's a close one, but it's yet another case of not being able to survive indefinitely. That every day surprise she comes up with? That means she's probably watching me right now. Creepy.1/2
>>42806231I legitimately had a crush on Twilight as a kid
>>42806221>I'm drunk as shit so bear with me.Dammit, stop challenging the bear to a drinking contest. You already know the bear will win.
>>42806395>as a kidStop.
>>42806409Anon I'm 28 I was 13 when the show came out
>>42806804Stop I'm already dust
Veterans Day Edition Tamers Official Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLPTamers Archive: https://www.tamersarchive.com/Music used in Tamers MLP videos playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Et4oZMbjz9W7YFRLu45w2?pi=dxGSpbnnSEKZ3Tamers MLP Character Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-character-tier-list-18696727Tamers Episode Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-episodes-movies-tier-list-18696727Tamers MLP Relationship Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-relationship-tier-list-18696727Latest /mlp/ Episode/Movie/Trailer: https://youtu.be/MmTunJ91cw4?si=cFP8Yi8sQ90Z-N7q Previous Thread: >>42771609
>>42806368Pretty sure he dodge a massive bullet with that
>>42806368>Im glad that he gave up on the idea of a Discord server. That could have been a shitshow.lol join the unofficial tamers discord, it's even worse
>>42806805I'm pretty much the only one with sense in that bitch, lmao.
>>42806808my point exactly...
>>42806810Yeah, exactly. I'm also the best poster ITT.
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #152, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶ MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (CAI bots + Old repository):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJTSillyTavern website extension: https://github.com/MLPChag/SillyTavern-Chag-SearchBunch of Character Cards (Descriptions/No Greetings):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y6LNOCqAZAWIX-OBEv55HjlzcEdpUh-XbKCpbpL6v5kCAI bots converted to Tavern: https://files.catbox.moe/ckurq1.zipExpression packs: https://rentry.org/ChagExpressions!!!GALLERY!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶ How do I start?1) Select a FrontendComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42806703>>The air hums with refined conversationwould you prefer the smell of ozone
>>42806739I've had Scootaloo using stuff like "deadass" and "low key" before. That hurt so bad I added a specific instruction that ponies don't know internet/gen z lingo.
>>42806737>What model are you using?Sonnet 4.5 for that one.
>>42799410>>42795688>>42796174I've finished the card. The far less abusive and snuff-filled, comedic version of the Rainbow Dash cum jar cars, courtesy of the one anon who put the brain power in to give me this idea. Thank you for your service.Trying to get into the habit of not finishing cards and letting them sit around because I think I can do more work on them before I release them.https://files.catbox.moe/22boox.png
>>42806799KEK you absolute madman this is amazing
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>"I'm so fresh you can lick my teats!"
>>42806616Eventually all of Ponyville share their opinions on the scene. A whole conga line to rival apple cider day.
Their twitching, drooling mare hoods all aching to envelop your cock in their warm, soft depths, and milk you dry of your hot seed.They long to lick every inch of your bare skin, and feel the exotic caress of your hands on their coats.
>>42806425I wouldn’t be shocked if it was, I never actually got a good look at it, but it had a sinister aura.
>>42806809>>42805192
>Pegasus magic follows intuitive aerodynamic logic. When flying at high speeds, pegasi generate an egg-shaped wind tunnel that functions as both propulsion and protection. This advanced aerodynamic shell allows them to ignore the downsides of inertia, weight, and momentum, enabling sudden directional changes without injury. The tunnel acts as a shield protecting them from external atmospheric factors, explaining their seemingly gravity-defying flight capabilities.https://jmassat.com/2024/08/05/every-cartoon-pitch-and-writers-bible-on-archive-org/https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oo4BqN0SiF15P12WfTpkN09TeH8OJdf65hXzLyBbn4U/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.gqdeojudr3qnhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1FL3TVUe7UJ7t4DLBkpJF_GpVsX7RGYF7zwkTusGl1Dk/edit?tab=t.06.3. Music GuidelinesFolk Foundation is Non-NegotiablePop songs, Disney-style Broadway numbers, and hip-hop rhythms do not belong in this world. Music should feel old, traditional, and earned. Think lullabies, work songs, traveling minstrel ballads. Even upbeat songs should have folk instrumentation.Required Elements:Traditional instruments: flute, fiddle, acoustic guitar, dulcimer, hand drums, harpMemorable melodies: viewers should be able to hum the tune after one listenSentimentality over energy: even happy songs should have emotional depth, not just loud excitementLullaby quality: the best folk songs work as both celebration and comfortComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
5. Thematic Foundation5.1. Cooperation as SurvivalIn this world, cooperation isn't just nice—it's necessary. Windigos or equivalent threats emerge when ponies fall into disharmony, bringing cold that kills crops and freezes towns. Shadow beast transformations happen to those who isolate themselves from community. This is natural selection made narrative.The Canon Foundation:By the laws of the MLP universe, if your society fails at harmony, you get punished by becoming grey, disfigured, and evil. If you keep failing (and you will because your situation worsens in a snowball effect), evil spirit forces form out of thin air and literally kill you. Equestria without harmony would be a frozen wasteland ravaged by Windigos. Griffons, dragons, and yaks live in harsh conditions because their societies lack harmony.If you're kind and neighborly, you become cute and colorful with actual magic powers. The kinder and more in tune with Friendship you are, the more powerful you become—to the point where you can turn the god of Chaos to stone with relatively little effort. Presumably, if you could reform Klugetown from top to bottom into being more Friendship-aligned, they'd metamorphose into more colorful creatures like the Changelings did with the Rainbow Roadtrip effect.3.4. Antagonist FrameworkHigh-Functioning Shadow CreaturesPowerful entities aren't simply threats to be defeated—they're lonely, curious, or weary. They respond to mortal warmth, creativity, and indomitable spirit with surprise and sometimes envy.High-functioning shadow creatures can still function, like King Haggard, the Hobgoblin, Oleander, the Witch, and Scrooge, they're accomplished yet lack social ability. Their powers come at a cost-a genie cannot make wishes for himself. Their standards and ideals are focused, obsessive, and different. They're like samurai on a quest to return to the past, for they don't belong in this alien world. They feel things like dying and rebirth when impressed by characters who are truly good in spite of the world surrounding them.They get impressed by characters who can offer them things no other characters can, and they themselves cannot.These are old ideas, as old as time itself, but just as effective and relatable no matter how much time passes.
>-When flying at high speeds, pegasi generate an egg-PLAPPLAPPLAPHIGH VELOCITY PLAPIGATION
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Please stop posting this ai slop, if you want to discuss your ai book put it in CHAG.
>>42806684>Magicks are incompatible with each other>Can live to around 400>Taller than Equestrians>Inspired Equestrian magic and governanceWelcome back, altmer
Desperate times call for desperate measuresPrevious thread: >>42674711/ourlobby/: LeafConsole release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========Game got acquired by a new publisher (again), hope shelved since they're focusing on something that might succeed instead.Check the thread for possible events (it could happen!)========================>Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/>Patch Notes: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=574980Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42805292Because threads only go up or down the main page.
petting ungulates
>>42806028do they like belly rubs?
>>42806439yes even the ones that say they dont
>>42806439>>42806681especially the ones that say they don't
Squashed by Mods >>42719202Gobbled up >>>>42618254Writers, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Threadly pollhttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyp
>>42804855Amazing work anon, gonna try her later!
>>42804855You should put her on the /chag/ thread anon
>>42804855
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Rarity finds you while collecting gems>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her doll>She tries out all her dresses on you>Even brings over Twilight to do some beautifying magic on you>Teaches you how to act like a lady>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful mare>That's who you are now
>>42804880Sigh...
>>42617372Thanks, Rarity.
>>42802057so much swag
>>42803614I would probably live in a cave in the everfree too. Still be better than the life I live today.
>>42806494Nah, it'd be worse for you.
Snoot booping editionPrevious >>42779002
>>42806351Someone has to stop her
>>42805188Based and checked.
>>42805513I love the type of mare who will literally kill me.
>>42806643Wtf same?????You will be killed AND eated though
>>42806643Fine. I'm gonna waifu my Pinkie. You can waifu that other Pinkie.
What are you doing for noivember?
>>42800106why is her hoof backwards
>>42805541Why didn't you say she'd get stuck on a branch then?
>>42806524Cause he's an ESL shitter with bullshit excuses instead of trying to learn. Typical.
>>42806730The question was both rhetorical and not aimed at you, so I don't know why you bothered to provide a completely useless reply
>>42806519I twisted it around because I thought it was funny
My gf likes mlp and I'm a newfag to ponies. I can't appear soft, which pony is the darkest and most psychopathic so I can say that's my favorite pony
>>42806680Just say it's Rainbow Dash because she's the coolest and most awesomeBy the time you get to Equestria Girls your favorite one will be Sunset. Sunset is every insecure guy's favorite.
Pictured: OP
>>42806680>I'm a newfag to poniesGo back to shithole, where you came from, tourist.>which pony is the darkest and most psychopathicMLP is fucking little girls cartoon. There is no "dark", "psychopatic", "lewd", other adult shit. If you find otherwise - it just OC fandom product.
>>42806680Pinkamena but you have to read cupcakes.
>>42806792Which is the darkest pony well known to the fandom? Dammit why is this so hard for /mlp/ I need a good reason why they are a dark pony, not just a regular pony
>see thiswat do?
>>42805636>OP is too afraid to respond to any of its numerous posts
>>42801622>>42801629
>>42806153look at her go!
>>42801622>>42801629>>42806153this thread is now about ponies dancing
>>42801109
Whoreloween! it's time to let out your inner slut in the form of skimpy costumesSlutty Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/6295Previous Sluttery: >>42573880
Seeing this Other Side of Rariwhore, there's another way of fucking her tits :
>>42805573Unf imagine her in that compromised position while two strong studs holding her arms leaning their weight on them while another bear hugs her legs with his strong beefy arms and another roams his strong horny hands up and down her sexy defenseless curves before he gropes her soft tits where her erect nipples visibly poking through were begging for it, then he grabs the top of that slutty outfit that was already slipping down on its own anyway to reveal a hint of Rariwhore’s areolae peeking out for everyone to see, and forces it all the way down her curvy body completely exposing her naked boobies, tummy, hips, booty and naked pussy~~, discovering she was never wearing any panties before he and the stud holding her legs pull the forced down slutwear down her smooth naked thighs to her knees then to her ankles while the two strong horny studs holding Rariwhore’s arms suck on her sexy exposed erect nipples~~, then all the studs keep pinning her down and feeling her up all over her sexy naked body with their strong male hands as they take turns getting between her sexy naked thighs and pounding her tight wet pussy until filling her womb with their thick creamy cum~!Rariwhore can’t help but orgasm around their huge hard sexy pulsing cocks every time she feels one of them ejaculating deep inside of her pussy while everyone else gropes her all over!!I bet lots of sluts around these parts wish that was them.
>>42806203The Other Side of Rariwhore certainly makes men want to cuntravage this slut:
>>42806203that’s so hot iiwtwm
Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time againWelcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 POST-registration thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long!Schedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments will be given out. After gift assignments are finalized, card assignments will be given out, so please be patient.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42805127>>42806623merr horsmas /) looking forward to it!
>>42805691yay, got mentioned in the thread>>42805777>DerpyI would like to sign for this one
>>42805777Put me in the running for the Applejack bottle sir thank you
>>42806633Pssst, your Santa here - eastern front or normandy?
>>42806430The giveaway I'm doing? Yeah, anyone can join.
Previous thread: >>42772694>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
STOP
>>42806766>>42806751
>>42806735weekend so wagies can come
Staffie do be kinda gay tho.
>>42806783If I am so gay why do I want to creampie meyda so much?
