Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Celestia"Chrysalis"'18'~???~~~~~>WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TOO TALL FOR THE RIDE!?"We defeated the short stick, now is our time for glory!"'I see a minimum there, I don't see a maximum! Hence, this is not valid by the rules of this theme park! All limitations must be advertised!'>You listen to law wifey! Wifey knows laws!"What she said!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42002487>Cadence"Spitfire"~~~>Oh my!"Thinking of all the weird stuff they can do since they can shapeshift?">What? No, I'm thinking its weird that Eighteen didn't look like me."Oh.">I don't want them to shift into someone else!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42002785oh myyyy
>>42002785>Fluttershy~~>Do not use my powers for evil.>...that's my job
>>42002487>SA"Ride operator"~~~~>Oh oh oh! While we're here, could you tell us where we are?"...mountainside?">No like, the location."It's on a mountainside.">In what country?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>"Anon! You gotta help me! Applejack and the rest of the family are looking for me because I accidentally ate a strawberry Scootaloo offered to me and said it was delicious. I'm guessing Big Mac was nearby when I said it cause he immediately started chasing after us like some wild animal. I luckily got away, but Scoots wasn't so lucky. I snuck back to the farm only to see Scootaloo there being tied by a rope and getting bucked repeatedly in the face. I tried to get away but I got caught by Granny Smith who alerted the other Apple Family members to where I was. I barely managed to get away from them. I don't know where else to go, so I need you to hide me away Anon. I'm sorry I snuck into your home, but this is the only place I know they won't find me. Please Anon, I'll do anything, I'll be your personal cleaning servant or whatever you want me to be; just please don't let them find me. I don't even wanna imagine what they'll do to me if they find me. Probably bake me into an apple pie or worse!"
>>42003572Its okay. I have means to stop them.
>>42003591Anon versus the Apple Family be like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPs-TK6tfv0
>>42003572there is only one pony who can help you now, tiny apple horse
>>42003572Big Mac would never hurt Scootaloo, he's a bro. Sorry Applebloom, you've got a changeling problem
>>42003572Let me see your report card.
apple thighs
>>42002644If I'm being quite honest I never liked Under Your Spell that much
>>42002426Yeah the later outfits are definitely a highlight for me. It's part of why i'm kinda bummed we didn't get a full on 5th EQG movie with the girls in these
>>42002437Who knows? I was just joking lol>>42002660I have mixed feelings about this song.As a "music snob" I usually don't like simple 4-chord loop pop-sounding songs much.But there are quite interesting things happening in vocal parts. I especially like the effects added on Aria's voice. Hard to pick up unless hearing the isolated tracks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyASCHEkN9sBut overall I like this song, though I was more delighted with Welcome to the Show's verse with variable time signatures, or those unexpected key changes in Shine Like Rainbows.>>42003125This pic makes me happy. :)
>>42003469Rainbow Rocks had some really bizarre sound mixing that muffled Aria and Sonata, and I have no idea how that happened. The studio album's version of the songs are vastly improved, but there was never a re-release of Rainbow Rocks or just the Dazzlings AMVs that improved the sound (but they did re-release Trixie's song with better song quality?!). It nullifies the point that the Dazzlings hate each other and everyone else, but their magic allows them to sing in perfect harmony. That is to say, the Dazzlings as villains are an inversion of what friendship and cooperation teaches about how to make "magic".
>>41982834Anything can be sexy when it's wildly off model.
Valentines editionPrevious thread: >>41739790Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeN https://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDm https://pastebin.com/6jZyENuM https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41983353Most AJ impressions are pretty shit so I appreciate that you can at least hear a little bit of AJ in there. AB is pretty good too.
Slow day
>>42002368She's so talented
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Underappreciated stories!ITT: Mud ponies continue eating shit, hating Scots, pillarfics, bowl cut genes, rigging from the shadows, "500k isn't even long", Luna not taking her meds, the apple mafia, changing genres, just blame yourself :), contributing to the AI dystopia; the numbers Twilight, what do they mean; romancing athletic purebred stallions with a pedigree, disappointing dogfic (it's not even G5!), Did you know that changelings are the most compatible for ponies?, splinters and steamsuck, Nyxing the villains, orphan fuckup crusaders, ignoring S8, mining for milk, FiM's fanfiction compared to inferior fandoms, shipping pony abuse, and almost dying the slow death!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe one hundred and fifth book is I Watch the Moon:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/224306/i-watch-the-moonIf (You) want to join in the discussion, read all of it by Sunday, March 2.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors crossing over a dozen IPs? Fed up with downer shipping? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png>Common fic abbreviations used by the thread:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42003609And Spike's pet was just what he deserved.
>>42003622Can't believe Equestria has laws saying phoenixes can't masturbate in theaters.
>>42003606What was that?>>42003608No, I mean the setting and the backstory and the whole dynamic of a post-apocalyptic setting in which the circumstances of the world's ruin are of genuine interest to the reader and the leading figures in its downfall are characters they know and care about and whose stories they want to unravel. That plus a lot of fallout's unrealistic features actually make considerably more sense when paired with Equestria rather than our own world - ghouls and radiation make more sense when they're actually necromantic energy, the enclave makes more sense when it's a substantial chunk of a third of the pre-ware population living above the clouds under a military dictatorship, GECKs make more sense as a magic device powered by the elements of harmony, alicorns make more sense (and are more interesting) than supermutants, pipboys and VATS make more sense when they're literally magic, and so on. Ironically the ponified version of fallout can be taken a lot more seriously and literally than the original (as long as it's well implemented, which it isn't always in the original FOE, but still).
>>42003763https://www.fimfiction.net/story/568063/little-nightmare
>>42003763I liked Fallout Equestria but it's funny enough kind of not the best Fallout fic. Mostly because the zebras are entirely and completely beyond a doubt at fault for all the shit that happens.>>42003789Finally rereading it for my own sake and yeah I finally got what the commentators mean with the finale being a bit disjointed. Still not sure what they expected a five year old girl to do to save the day, but whatever.
This is 2025 NY Toy Fair booth for Hasbro. Mostly old or licensed stuff. Friendship is Magic is at the front and center.There weren't any Investor Event presentations or promo videos.
>>42003729They don't want to pay the tariff for that LUL
>>42003733I don't think hasbroke wants to pay for things in general.
>>42001587>sunny transforms into a houseWell, that's horrifying.
>>42001600>Happy Birthday, anon. Now, open your gift~
>>42001587>>42001589>>42003781>Dat's right! Go back to Maretime Bay, cocksuckas!
Now that TF2's SDK is open to the public, I think its about time we made a full-on pony version of it. I don't know how to code but I'm willing to learn if there's any Anon out there willing to lead and I'm sure lots of other Anons would be willing to work on such a project!
>>42001550sorry i didn't mean to make you upset
>>42001504Nah I love the source pony models, you can kiss my ass zoomie
>>42001504>>42001550Embarassing
>>42001550dude...ahahaha man this is embarrassing
>>42001550Dude I know MMD is the cool japanese program that all japs use to make animation but you gotta admit that it isn't the best for ponies, you're not on /jp/, people won't get mad
Linky is a cutie! A CUTIE!
>>42003392Some foreigners just hate fun!
>>42002716 this reply is a different anon but he's not wrong
>>42003773I didn't know Linky had extendo front legs.
>>42003785They don't call her Slinky Linky for nothing
>>42003791I thought that was for her torso. Foolish of me to not realize she could do that with all of her body.
Ubuntu Pony EditionPrevious Thread: >>41124542https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41124542/#41124542Share your pony rices and tech-related projects!We're back! Whats new?-PonyOS 8.0 is out!https://www.ponyos.org/-Rainbow Dash Flash Drives!https://www.sigil.horse/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42003637>he can't air conditioning
>>42003554are the stories written by you or are they automatically generated in some way? either way that's pretty cool end it gives me an excuse to rewatch episodes
>>42003684guarantee your house doesn't have multizone climate control either buddy, read the whole post
>>42003766get a fan you stupid faggot
>>42003768I have a fan you stupid nigger, and the airflow of the house naturally pulls air out of my office. Its fine if I don't cook my GPU running stupid AI slop I don't even want
Yall ziggas remember this old thread? There were tons of greens that were never binned>What is Loserverse?Loserverse is a universe in which the girls and guys we know and love, find love with Anon's who are their opposite in many ways.>What's allowed?While this thread primarily focuses on EQG, if you have a story about a mare/ stallion from FiM, then by all means share it.Some Examples:>Rarity is a chubby chaser>Fluttershy likes those who are less than endowed>AJ is into hardcore sonic-tier weebs>Twilight's into ignorant jocks>Pinkie likes grumps>Dash likes well read nerds who've never did a push-up unless it was mandatory to pass P.E.?>Sunset is the odd one out who likes normal guys.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>"Applejack-Chan... you are so kawaii- my baka heart can't take it...">"Y-yer just sayin' that-"
>>42002373>Anon conquers Applejack's heart by reading the lyrics of anime EDs
>>41999897Where are the greens?
For future revivalfags, DONT TRY TO REVIVE UNLESS YOU HAVE A GREEN PREPARED TO REVIVE IT.
>>42003207Or images, something like Rarity getting hot and bothered while seeing your average neckbeard, complete with socks and sandals
Pancake EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>41856270Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42003366Meanwhile, Mainland China uses simplified Chinese characters, and her name is written 云宝.Since Mainland China and Taiwan aren't in the best terms, some things can be translated differently, but in this case Rainbow has the same name in both regions, and the words used are the same even if they're written differently.
>>42000861You're right, I'm convinced
>>41983367She's getting ready to suck my cock (I whipped it out in public and got so horny I almost passed out)
>>41984182>>41993576>>41993600Based and fillypilled
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>>42003547>>42003550>>42003573TLD
>>42003536The day of the rake is coming you disgusting animal
>>42003573TLL (Total linky love)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ITT BUT I SURE AM ANGRY
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>>42002249love to support teh fillies and colts <3
I expected more memes and /bale/ tier art, but there's serious stuff. You did a great job Anon, I'm just feeling left out for not joining it.
>>42002284that is really nice of you to run ads, I also forgot to post it in my personal discord so I will do that as well
>mfw the foals are too silly
>>42003140Its expected lol. Ponies doing the ground work. As it should be. By any means to promote harmony and friendship
Previous Thread: >>41891528Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Various)https://ponepaste.org/9092 (All Four Pie Sisters)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42001858She is cute
>>41999947That image is so damn sexy
>>42001858Neat colors
>>42003759>Hmm, today I think I’ll watch a Lost retrospective on YouTube
https://jiggie.fun/U0wxTmSunset Shimmer admiring herself306 pieces, animated
https://jiggie.fun/T6EQSh238, sfw, Celestia
https://jiggie.fun/FtES60450p sfw twi room
https://jiggie.fun/aKMu31315, sfw, beachlestia
https://jiggie.fun/5YU0Ev320, sfw, Rainbow Dash
https://jiggie.fun/eDbYhd456p sfwcutie mark Crusaders way of cooking
