Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread:>>40984611
>>41202946You just gotta make it worth her while Anon, maybe trade her a book she would like for a little bit of her time, she'd probably give you her shorts as well, it's not even like you're asking to have sex with her or anything, and she has to know her ass is pretty sweet, and she can't act like we're being weird to want to jack off while being suffocated by spandex butt.
>>41202955LOL I think that of all girls Dash might actually agree to this.
>>41203754Confident swagger
>>41178291https://jiggie.fun/KTnAvy
"Vinyl- VINYL!!! oh christ, oh sweet celestia, she’s everywhere, how in Equestria did this even happen- I told her that diving bells and molly were a bad combo, but I’d never imagined that something like this could happen…”Check out our KINO slutty story archive!https://ponepaste.org/6295Previous Sluttergynephilia: >>41035440
>>41201358>grabbable assYes, Rariwhore's is:
>>41201982Nice
>>41202757She's just grabbable all over~!
>>41198763I love how she looks on that slutty dress and high heels
>>41200795>dead alreadyrip
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41203503>Cadence“Chrysalis”~~~>It doesn’t count.“But I still-“>Doesn’t count!“More like doesn’t matter had sex!”>…Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41203668End of the world and in the doghouse
>>41203951She should’ve known victory would come at a cost
>>41203668>Chrysalis“Delight”~~~>…“You really shouldn’t have.”>Well at least one of us can push someone out of the way of danger!“I’d take a bullet for you, not a ballet.”
>>41204343he has wings, he isn’t a wingman.
Thoughts on this weed loving mare?
>>41202964degenerate, death the only solution
>>41202964lame
>>41204431I bet it stinks haha ewwww
>>41202964I'm equally attracted to her and disgusted by her to an immeasurable degree I would reach an orgasm inside her body six times in a row then spend all night crying
>>41204254Yeah, she's much better without drugs.
Previous Thread: >>41054356To join add 51.81.49.44 to your Favorites in Multiplayer > Legacy Browser. Password: >filename.To start a gamemode/map change type rtv in chat.To see server specific commands enter !commands in chat on the server.To watch videos with Media Player use Gmod's 64-bit version. Enable it from the Betas tab in the game's Properties on Steam.Addon lists: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2816159002Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952 or https://www.gametracker.com/server_info/51.81.49.44:27015/Recommended content packs: HL1:S, Episode 1/2, TF2 content and CS:S content+maps. Download content packs from: https://gmodcontent.com/ or https://kajar9.wixsite.com/cscheater2/downloads (use MEGA links)Turbonewfag guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2614222717LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3034844276PAC3/PPM2 collections and other user content: https://ponepaste.org/7931Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
mini mare
3 on sandsnoof
>>41203864let berry in!
Usual OP is still at vacation editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread: >>40939160Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41202867Phew. Good thing equines have hair instead of fur, otherwise I'd be cooked. ^:)
>>41202274Ooh, male abominable! Excellent name/cutie mark too. Looks friendly in the "caveman grug" sort of way.
And what makes you stay here?
An online friend who was 19 liked the show.Although I didn't see it as super ridiculous either (both in an online cartoon community, I was 15), I wanted to understand how someone of that age could like a show that appeared to be Peppa Pig tier (I didn't know the fandom or its dimension at the time). ).I tried watching it and ended up watching 4 and a half seasons.At first I enjoyed it in a time-killing sense, and eventually I forgot about the show. I never had deep contact with the fandom although I did get attached to the characters and some fics.Years later I returned out of curiosity, I came into contact with /mlp/, I saw the /ss/ and it seemed like the most adorable and autistic thing in the world. Those two feelings made me love ponies and stay here. It helped me be more aware of my taste for cute, feminine things, and belonging to autistic things, or enjoying things in an autistic way.
>>41204538Thinking about it, I already knew it, watched it and I myself was going to tell you that yes, I liked the show, but it was /mlp/ who taught me HOW to like the show, how to enjoy it and share it with other people.I will be grateful to you for that forever, you depraved retarded green friends.
>>41202915i watched it when i was a bit younger occasionally when it was just on, didnt really care or think of it again until some time early last year met a dude in a game who was a brony, profile picture and all so started to shit on him for it. he was chill af, felt bad after and vaguely recalled episode or two i'd seen when younger. decided to watch one and liked it, checked out community and seemed alright. now im here
>>41204439I might wearing MLP merch, but I'll have to wait until I move out for college in September. I can handle strangers thinking I'm weird, but no way can my parents see that. We're Catholic, and they would probably think I'm gay or something (they don't understand that liking cute ponies is the straightest thing ever)>>41204251You should totally should finish it
>>41202915Someone linked Obsession and I gave it a read out of curiosity. It was good, much more inspired than the schlock that gets awards these days despite having obvious writing issues. Made me consume every good piece of MLP fanfic I could set my eyes on. Finished the entirety of Diaries of a Madman in like two weeks. Took me years to actually watch the show. I don't know why I'm still here. This place has become a shithole. Its still fun to post ponies, though.
>"What's the matter darling? You're looking a little red."
>>41203095pure unf
>>41203751Fruits & Vegetables Cosplay Sex Party
>>41203751All that junk in the trunk
W I D E
Last thread, >>40985186IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNyPiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41201449Form follows function?
>>41201497Not if the ones using it don't have digits.
>>41202165The test would be a plastic stick with the absorbent material inside of it.The "how the hell do I use this with hooves" part is solved by a holder with a large loop for the hoof. It's not shown because it's been washed and set aside.
>>41202523That’s an awful lot of work to justify a shitpost scribble
>>41202523They just hold it with how they hold everything with hooves.FM
Cutest mail mareI love her!
Yayyyyyy, I love Derpy!!! :3
>>41204441oh wow me too :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>41204467She's literally me fr!
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41202331This comfort really needs a hug to make it perfect.
>>41202547
>>41202331My Heart
bump
Helping sister's thread fly back high into the sky. Just a thought, when was the last time you guys had a (longer) green posted in your thread?
Previous Thread: >>40987181Starry night editionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41202793>TFW no Twilight Sparkle dollies to decorate my table for tea time with my pretty purple waifu.
>>41203001Why even live?
>>41203343>then Anon shows up
Fluttershy weighs in on a hotly debated topic.
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2020/7/20/1917699.png
>>41202686>... a-and if my baps were this big I could ask him about it - No! Not 'that'... - and he would do it for me... And maybe like it?"
>>41202709bruh
>>41202694>>41202686Woman
>>41204086WHEN A MAN, LOVES A
Last thread>>41155816Welcome one and all to /mlp/'s third Game Jam! As you might remember (or not) we've had about two other Game Jams, this being the third! Isn't that exciting?This Game Jam's theme is about LOVE! Now, what is love? Well, that's for you to decide and interpret!Although the spirit of the Game Jam is to make a game from scratch with the given time, there's nothing wrong with re-using a handful of assets from previous projects, reviving an abandoned project and addapting it for the Jam! What matters to me here is that you complete a pony game in two weeks! You could say that's the only real rule.The deadline for submissions is on the 28th of this month. I'll be streaming it on /mlp/con in the 30th, be sure to be there and watch me play your game and your fellow horsefucker's live!Submit your games here: https://itch.io/jam/june-mlp-game-jamOr send your submission via email: littlehorseappreciator@proton.meYou can also contact me via that same emailTL;DR: Soft deadline is on the 28 of this month, the theme is love, make sure it's pony related, you can either publish it in the itch.io page or email it to me. The submited games will be streamed on /mlp/con on the 30thIf you have any questions, requests or suggestions be sure to post them!
could someone share a link to all games in one post?
>>41204255Original game jam page:https://itch.io/jam/halloween-mlp-game-jamTwilight's nightmare (MLP Game)https://shark-vil.itch.io/twilights-nightmare-mlp-gameEverfree Fishinghttps://weegeesaurus.itch.io/everfree-fishingThe Legend of Mareghoulhttps://zvn-dev.itch.io/the-legend-of-mareghoulVinyl ate a hayburger and diedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41204255>>41204545Pony ArcadeFrom: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sw4CZZqXDFXXGPNK_qBs6QmfTLN6f6R5nbGp1awjviM/editName: cadance against bugsDescription: (You) are Cadance. (You) fight bugs.Link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HJRZ6uccuuJUn3uFw18VFeipbCOgj7n7/view?usp=sharingName: PoneroidsDescription: An Asteroids clone. You play as a familiar green mare defending Equestria from asteroids, or something.Link: https://files.catbox.moe/xcuoe8.zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41204255And of course>>41199659
Previous Thread >>40976074The hyper fun party humanized girl is back more than ever for the summer!!!!!!
>>41203719Without the figurine there will be more space in jar.>>41203626Underwater breathplay unf
>>41203746but how will you know it's for Pinki Plap?
>>41203757I'll just know, and Pinkie will know :)
>>41203719Fuck. That outfit is pure kino
>>41203719my favorite EqG Ponka outfit