"Happy Horsemas!" EditionPost and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!>is selling your products here allowed?Of course! Absolutely allowed.>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.>where can I find the old threads?They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.=== Links Index Pastebin ===Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42892992Nothing lasts forever, Anon. Not us, not our merch. All that matters is that you can enjoy her while the both of you are still around. There are options if you want your collection to bring joy to others once you're gone.
>>42892992>what are your thoughts / reconciliation / cope when it comes to "what's gonna happen to my stuff when i die"?Im fucking dead, why the hell would i care about my shit?
>>42893112>>42893044wise words from different perspectives, anons - thanks>>42893197post not targeted to you, as you seemingly don't attach any value beyond possession of the physical object
>>42893214i guess follow up to >>42893197 after i thought for 5 more minuteswhat i mean by this is to me that sounds the same as saying "im fucking dead, why the hell would i care about my friends/family/kids/etc?" - if that's how you feel that's cool, but i don't think the question i was asking was meant for you
Haven’t seen one in a long while. Let’s change that.
>>42892261The new captcha is actually filtering me on desktop, and I've never been partial to mobile-posting
Bump
I slept from 6 am to 7:30 pm today. Is that bedrest enough for Nurse nurse?
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>>42893134You clearly needed it
Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time again!Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this boardSchedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments were given out. Card assignments are out too!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Tracking for the gift i sent stopped at the border, it's been a week since that, I hope it'll arrive soon
So I opened my gift already since today I'm going to drive to spend the holidays with my family, and all I have to say is nothing, I'll post it all on the 25 ^:-).If I receive any card it'll be posted when I come back way after Horsemas. (Haven't seen my cardee post once so eh) Also I have no idea why people are complaining about the new captcha, I prefer it...
>>42891572Awesome, glad to see it looks like it's one piece. I'm sure you'll find a place for the unicorn cock rings ;)
Currently bed-ridden, but feelin a bit better so here's a little update. Got this 2 cards friday. Thank you Banana Pancakes, very cute appul drawing!! I knew I remembered your ID! I've been using the sleeves when going to some local tournaments for pokemon stuff, Love the reaction i get from people KEK And Thanks Nose Paint Noel too! Lovely and cutesy apple wife together with some little cutouts of cute mares. See you at the next EHM!!>>42885553>>42887119Glad to hear the cards arrived safely! Happy Hearth's warming to both of you!
>>42893392Please don't die
she forgives you because she's a good religious mare
>>42892473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw
>>42892053Sorry for yelling earlier. I was deep in an Aryan rage while running after lifts and had gone over the hump and felt the need to immortalize it on our thread. I am resting now. Hope you guys are well.Where the hell is the coin?
>>42890558On the ninth day of Hearthswarming my waifu gave to me:Nine showers cleansing,Eight legions heiling,Seven Jew-skin lampshades,Six Flammenwerfers,FIVE GOLDEN TEETH!Four Tiger Tanks,Three dead French,Two Panzerfausts,And a zigger hanging from a big tree!
>>42892870We are close, just three more days!
You're last on the board.
Previous Thread: >>42774989https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42774989Discuss:>Work on any pony and/or tech related projects (You) are working on or learnt about recently.>Post (You)r pony themed technology (desktops/rices, papes, new devices, software ponies)>What software and technology do (You) use? (Email, Git, OSes, Messaging, Monero, etc...)
>>42891029the chance appkuroba is shit, and blue clover got nuked recentlyi already used chance before on my previous daily driver phone (ios), didn't know it was for android tooui looks pretty neat too
>>42891886have you tried read chan? i downloaded it during mare fair so itd be easier to keep track of threads and its not too bad. i wish it was a little more detailed at times but it works for what it does
Has anyone problems with yt-dlp unable to get the browser's cookies?
>>42893013nope, all working for me.
>>42893013you need to download javascript engine like node.js or something
Christmas is healing timeLast Th/ra/d: >>42569443A bunch of short greens:https://ponepaste.org/9328Rarity Mixtape:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGobcyqTXSUB7JJXs1DMpO5FSWFNxWCk7&si=cUn357_2JB9mLnUJSpotify Playlist:https://derpy.me/RJoFCPack of every good solo Rarity pic (abandoned, but feel free to continue):July - November 2022Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42892182I'd love to
>>42892356>Horses have a frog in each hoof—a thoughtful provision of nature, enabling them to shine in a hurdle race.taken from the Devils Dictionary
Why aren't you petting your wife, Rarabros?
>>42893051
Bump.
What would be your reaction if Hasbro revealed that Scootaloo was actually a chicken in disguise all along?
>>42878055>>42878038Glad there's still some sense and nonbot posters on this cambodian basketweaving chinese booru.>>42878009>>42877988>>42877849Rarityfags your lips open and around my Chad cock. NOW. A Rarityfag's mouth's place is around Chad's cock for sucking not for talking. Also give me suggestions for which text font, size, color to use, what images to use and how to reduce the filesize of this 3.07 MB file back to 1.41MB BEFORE I post it to Derpibooru.YES I am going to post this on Derpibooru just like I did with my Virgin S2 vs Stacy S1 Luna chart.
>>42892689>But that's AJ's problem innit?Yea I know, that's what I mean. It's written that RD is just a raging cock mongu and no one cares, not even the ponies she's screwing over.>if you take the second half by itself it has some very solid lessons in there.I still disagree for the reasons stated previously. RD is still acting far more ruthlessly than AJ, and the moral doesn't really save it. The moral isn't about not cheating per say, it's about not putting competition above friendship, which can apply to things that aren't just cheating. But that moral still doesn't really apply to AJ even in just the second half, because it's RD who's being the overecopetitive dick and more or less showing AJ she would rather win than be a good friend to her. So AJ is treated as wrong and forced to learn a lesson because RD is a shitty friend. And I don't think you can just divorce the second half from the first half because of how important the first half is in causing the subsequent events. At that point, at the very least half the episode is dogshit, and that dogshit causes the later part anyway.>MMDWThe funny thing about this episode is it's kind of just a repeat of FWF in regards of RD's central issue. Both episodes are about her having such a fragile ego she can't stand even the thought of someone else being praised in her place, and so she reacts accordingly. Difference is MMDW actually makes that flaw part of the conflict instead of completely glossing over it the way FWF does. In that regard, I actually like MMDW more than FWF, because it at least actually addresses the central cause of the conflict in the first place, where as FWF has everyone including AJ herself be completely blase about this fairly serious flaw in RD's personality, to the point that we basically needed to repeat in in MMDW because it was never resolved the first time.
>>42892732The two of them never had to choose between their friendship and their competition. In the end, when they've lost, they don't come together and say "wow lets choose friendship instead because we would rather have friendship yay"They look at twilight and literally the whole community defeating them in competition and go "wow what we're doing is inefficient and also my face hurts." There's a scene where both the ponies, AJ and RD, believe they've been tripped by the other, and have to be talked out of it. In that scene, they aren't being asked to choose friendship over competition. Instead, they are being asked to swallow their imagined grievances before they end up with real grievances. And lastly, there isn't a point where they make the decision to abandon freindship. Instead, at every step, they take minor actiosn which are just a bie more extreme than the last.In other words every part of this is about escalation. The moral, specifically, is about why cheating back is incorrect.
>>42892749>Instead, they are being asked to swallow their imagined grievances before they end up with real grievances.Exactly, and AJ does swallow hers and has faith in the judgement of Twilight and integrity of RD, but RD doesn't. Which is why the narrative saying they're both equally disregarding friendship for competition is still asinine even in the second half alone. AJ's willingness to doubt herself and have faith in her friends is completely unreciprocated and Dash ends up doing the bad thing anyway, completely negating the good will AJ gave her. And at the end neither AJ nor Twilight care about this at all. It's what I mean when I say the episode glosses over the actual cause of the conflict and as a result leaves the underlying character flaws unresolved, and instead goes for a dumber moral that ignores the actual cause of the problem and the escalation. By treating them both as equally at fault, the end result is we have a situation where a character suffers even when they do the right thing, and the character that does the wrong thing at every possible junction is ignored by everyone else except for the character who they're screwing over.The other problem with the moral is that because of all this, it doesn't even actually prevent the characters from repeating this conflict in future episodes, because the underlying cause is never resolved. So all those later shitty episodes happen because RD gets her flaws ignored while AJ is treated as just as bad despite demonstrably being far more reasonable.
>>42892839Finally found the image I wanted to attach ffs. And right after I just gave up and posted anyway. Fuck me I need to organize my folders better.
>>42878182I worship you vogelGOD
Why did the other anon laugh when I said PONY ASS?
>>42892636Haha…ass…
low effort once again OP
>>42892636Because you're a PONY with a fat, purple ASS, and it's funny because your ass is fat, Twi.
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>>42893114Cow Belle. LOL!
Which pony is the biggest sex fiend?
>>42891509Pinkie Pie if she actually gained weight from all the sugar she inhales.
>>42892730Pinkie burns it off.
>>42891868Since OP's mom is a total sex fiend herself, I was going to pay for her services, but then I remembered I don't fuck barnyard animals.
>>42892998Pinkie is constantly micro-vibrating which allows her to burn off calories at an incredible rate.
>>42893125...and then eats food to gain those calories back quickly
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>42803793
>>42891437i like this ship. it gives Raridash vibes but more innocent
smack
>>42888491Happy
>>42891437u-unf
It's a pony kind of WHAT?
Rainbow Dash Jingle Bells fills me with mirthI love how they change the lyrics across the album just enough to remove Christian imagery and make it more pony
Twilight, Applejack and Spike have the best songs.
>>42892827They are aware of Christmas and by extension, us.
>>42892827ITS A PONY KIND OF CHRISTMAS
>PUT RARITY IN A BAG
Previous thread: >>42730992/moon/day Thread OP template: https://ponepaste.org/10858/moon/day Story Archive: https://ponepaste.org/10731Lunar Tunes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPZFLrezW19x4msWO-HIuHvjwdWSfiVdc Equestria Project (meditation/lucid dreaming guide): https://pastebin.com/3mQfmH24old /moon/day story archive: https://poneb.in/He5X50m6Humanizations of Princess Luna and others have a dedicated thread - post them there. Keep it pony (aside from inclusions of Anonymous in pics).Ongoing Stories:"Demons & Nightmares", by Durr0694: https://ponepaste.org/11243"Moonlight, Veiled - Book 3", by horsa: https://ponepaste.org/11561"Our Kingdom", by O.K: https://ponepaste.org/11360Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42842287Decided to watch something different with the wife tonight
>>42842287Happy Winter Solstice!
Happy (belated) Birthday, Lulu!
lewd sensation of wearing an absolutely slutty bikini under a hoodie with fuzzy lining caressing your exposed skin Slutty Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/6295previous sluttery: >>42713748
>>42883989i can't stop fapping to rarity in this picthat microbikini is ABSOLUTELY slutty
Whore of CHS looking oh so fuckably slutty in a Cheongsam:
>>42892100for me it's Rainbow Dash
Whore de Lys is inviting men to fuck her tits here:
>>42891685so sexy
what's the Equestrian equivalent of the Great War?
>>42892934>unsuitability of most of the civilian population for serviceDrone Swarms powered by AI are already being tested in Ukraine. The future is now, meatbag.
>>42892878NTA, but it's clearly written by liberals, since it's extremely lazy (WW2 but in the MLP setting) and extremely racist (with imaginary scenarios where racist propaganda is the actual situation and genocide is the correct solution), but guilt-trips you for going down the routes that don't make your country completely helpless.
>>42892142It's not cool, it's interesting, interesting enough that humans have been doing it for as long as history can record. I suppose we're drawn to it to find out why.
>>42892934>But it, along with service, also produces experiences for people and between people that are seldom found elsewhere. It unites people who would otherwise never meet or associate.You're just romanticizing it again. No semi-rational person wants to be sent to foreign lands to fight for the advancement of someone they will never meet in person, whether they're Roman, mongolian, from the Neolithic era, to some poor kid dying in a trench in WW1 to now, or the distant future where drones and jeets make up 99% of the forces. Defending yourself is all well and good, killing for food or defense again fine, but warfare? Never.
>>42892849Based.