Damn Human Ponk looks like THAT?
>>41651197>>41652699>>41654259>>41656099>>41658296https://youtu.be/watch?v=Ez_hQdWN4Rg
>>41662767Ha, classic.
I wish she would snuggle me silly
>>41663392Human skin color version?
>>41653929You're a big horse.
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41662546>Red"Yellow"~~~~>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALL KNEW THAT AND JUST DIDN'T TELL ME!?"...surprise?">.."We both know why they made me do this."
>>41662898FUCKING YELLOW
>>41662898>Indigo"Green"~~~~>...did anyone write down her name by the way?"FUCK!"
>>41663385THEY WERE BUSY
>>41662898>I HAD A MOM!"We all have moms that's how biology works. Duh."
Sonata is best girl
>>41661861Saved.
>>41661861That fishbitch has a nice ass.
>>41648225>>>41612970
>>41663194This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujWr4VHn0s
>>41659036it's probably not as good as you're imagining it anon.on that subject though i'm reminded of a fic where she gets mad at pinkie and transforms her into a ginger bread pony then eats her, only to regret it later
>>41660470By any chance, do you have a link to that fic?
>>41656247Think about it there's a young woman discovering her sexuality.
>>41640129Right pony for that reaction.
>>41632414She pretends to be a man on the Internet.
Misty Brightdawn is the biggest poochie in the entire history of the mlp franchise. Worse than Glimmer.Forced, not even in the g5 movie.One-note, always sad and crying now.Promoting anxiety as personality trait to children.Replacing Fluttershy in g6.What else can I say? I hate her, she is also a blatant case of DEI mandate.
>>41653044>fan favorites No
>>41662935based
>>41653044Here's a reason for why Sunnyfags hate her.>MYM (Make your Mark) is when Misty was introduced as the Villain's (Opaline) sidekick>MYM further reveals Opaline found Misty as a child, and took her in.>People were already saying she's gunna get redeemed, and some people said they prefer her to stick with Opaline, and be evil>Didn't happen, and she got redeemed. Whatever, new member to the cast right?>TYT and MYM episodes have Misty be center stage, and be given freebies even though did help the Mane 5 (Now Mane 6)>Opaline is defeated, sure whatever, what does she do now? People are wondering, and still seething about her. Still people don't know what she does.>Meanwhile, Sunny had her character traits be neutered after the G5 movie, meaning her role in MYM and TYT is just smoothie pony, instead of adventurer and lorelet of all things magic, and history. Also, sidelined even though she is the MC>ENTER S2 EP5 of TYT>Misty now receives the special position via magic mirror of being a spell book keeper, and reading a magic book.>Sunny fags were SEETHING because that was literally her supposed role, and fits her backstory.>Broke the dam, and people were calling out on Misty's special treatment.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41663559That was a good thread
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/10421 - Last moments by OrwellRedenbacher - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10320 - Cathode Ray Mission by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10334 - Pon-E suicide funk by Gnisha - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10269 - Very self-indulgent unicorn stallion TF - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10206 - Mares With Guns by OrwellRedenbacherhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9707 - Anu by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/10203 - Cardboard Cutouts by OrwellRedenbacherhttps://ponepaste.org/10220 - Of Beaks and Bullets by KiyoteComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41661660I've always been a fan of a new mare persona fighting to take over control of the mind
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>>41662965>She whispered something into his ear>Anon snorted, but didn't reply, nor did he move from where he laid>Cadence turned her attention back towards you>She smiled>If you didn't know any better, you'd have sworn a blush came to her face>"Shining, can I talk to you for a second?"~_~_~_~_~>Be Anon>Be on the ground>Bloodied and beaten but not defeated>You were staring up at the sky>UpsetComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41662975Maybe it’s a good thing Anon wasn’t taught how to fight. Though this does mean he is very kidnappable.
>>41661664Must be nerve wrecking if you have non-pegasus foals.
>>41662975>>41663069Kinda fucked they denied him any combat training desu.
>>41663748He's Wimp Lo tier. I'm not sure training would help him.
Happy Nightmare Night, G5chads.
>>41601938Spit on Linky? She deserves it
>>41602111>belovedYou don't even like 2/3s of the show
Rose-tinted glasses
>>41604042Neither can I
>>41650030>Make the most skiddish character not skiddishWhat the fuck where they thinking?
Preferably filly
>>41661785d'oh! hasn't affected mine yet.
Still no filly thread. well, we'll just hang out here. Bloom is best filly anyway
>>41584735bump dump hump jump lump pump rump
>>41663765holy shit holy shit what's in the letter?what's in the letter, anon? who's it to? is it to us?
Brand new Wild Manes episode!It's a Bailey one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx9bSab-PdM
I want to creamer Dreamer
>>41659069Yes, certainly
>>41608882The ideal diet
>>41659157No.
>>41623719>RoughWild. And they love it
Can we talk about G1?
>>41662687Nope. This bump is just for you.
>>41502868wth I thought yellow meant kicker. Good thing I never went for it! Wouldn't wanna be gay in addition to an animal fucker.
>>41662728The End of Flutter Valley is the most widely agreed low point, which unfortunately is the serial the show begins on.
>>41663125Little shit. I'm glad Sweet Heart put the squeeze on Teddy for extorting Bon Bon
ponies not allowed to cum, i'll start with an easy one
>>41663712Supporting Trixie through her HRT, and telling her that her large penis doesn't make her any less of a woman.And then watching it flop helplessly and struggle to get hard
>>41663714Holy fuck that's so hot
>>41663716I wouldn't have said it, if it wasn't.
>>41663714>>41663716I think you have suppressed your conscience. Maybe you should rethink what led you to engage with such loserish and perverted nonsense
>>41663712>>41663714>>41663716The allegations are unbeatable
Are you ready for no pony november?Go to Derpibooru and add:-griffon AND -hippogriffto your complex filters.Going griffon only for even just one month has enormous health and social benefits. Trust me. Can YOU complete the no pony november challange?
Applemause
>>41611803Why the spear
>>41612144The good kind
>>41611610Should be -pony
>>41626692I can sympathize
Siren Form EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41662718lol
Equestria Girls should just have been six hours of the Dazzlings singing songs.
Up
>>41662983Hire this man
We would actually have that if the Dazzlings would win at the end of RainbowR
This thread is in honor and celebration for all the mares of G5!That includes our beloved Sunny, Izzy, Zipp and Pipp of course, but also Misty, Queen Haven, Opaline, Posey, Sugar Moonlight and all the rest, too!~NO STALLIONS ALLOWED~Any greentext stories longer than one post with a focus on the mares posted to this thread will be added to subsequent OPs.Hitch and other stallions are not totally forbidden from greentexts, but try to keep them to a minor back role unless necessary or unless it's clop>Sunny & Izzy /BFFs/ thread archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2FBFFs%2F/>And artwork:https://derpibooru.org/search?q=%28sunny+AND+izzy%29%2C+-%28zipp+OR+pipp+OR+misty+OR+queen+haven+OR+opaline%29&sf=wilson_score&sd=desc>Pegasi Royal Family thread archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/pegasi%20royal%20family/>And artwork:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41662525They definitely re-use a few. Like Sugar Moonlight's
>>41662525Compared to what Generation(s)?
>>41660781I forgot how hot her voice was before the leaked tyt episode.
>>41662525Literally the opposite is true
>>41663361What do you mean?
