Fillies are for consensual sex
>>43120768>shit will clog the plumbing and get the plumber mares pregnantthis was not a necessary addition to your green anon...
>>43120540Nooooooo! Not Today B(
>>43122773>I want a filly to fiddle! >the diamond dog's paw curls >TACTICAL NUKE>INCOMING>crater the size of rhode island>entire zip code vaporized>in the epicenter>sweeble sits>completely unaware of what just happened
>>43123052What the fuck are you doing here?
>>43123133Correct. Fillies are for rape
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>43019200--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43102735>"It's okay, Anon." >Twilight sighs and shrugs a book off her head. >"I think I understand now.">She stumbles to her hooves and casts a spell to clean up the mess.>Twilight reluctantly approaches your marefriend.>"Please accept my apologies, Derpy.">She removes the thingamajig from Derpy and poofs it out of existence.>The pegasus yelps and tenderly rubs her flank.>"Now then, I do believe I owe the two of you some refreshments.">Twilight puts on her best 'brave face' and quickly trots into the kitchen.>Derpy tries to say something, but Twilight is already gone.>You and Derpy decide to take a seat at the nearby coffee table.>The soft clanking of plates create a cheerful harmony inside the kitchen.>Yet the common room largely remains silent and tense.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43124559>You and Derpy share a collective *GASP* and turn to see Twilight standing near the table.>The purple pony stares at you with a glimmer of naive curiosity in her eyes."Uh, n-no.">You clear your throat and awkwardly shuffle back to your seat.>Derpy's face turns beet red as she begins babbling up an excuse.>Twilight carefully places her array of floating plates and mugs on the table.>Mugs full of what smells like hot tea.>A plate of fluffy croissants.>A plate of fresh-baked muffins.>"Yummy!" Derpy licks her lips.>Twilight begins to serve, but Derpy immediately grabs the plate of muffins and smashes her face into it.>"NOM NOM NOM!">You quickly snatch a muffin from the plate's edge before it's too late.>Twilight stares in amazement with her mouth hanging open.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43124085Oh boy, that could get spicy really damn fast.
>>43124564"I have plenty to be sorry about, Twilight.">Twilight fidgets in her seat, but offers no immediate response."The real question is: can you forgive me?">Derpy sits back in her seat and utters a small burp.>"Those were some yummy muffins." She scratches her chin. "Hmm, yummuffins?">Derpy smiles at you, and then at Twilight.>"Did I miss anything?" She asks.>"I was just apologizing to you about what happened in the bathroom." Twilight reminds her.>"Ohhhh...." Derpy licks her lips and smiles. "It's okay Twilight. Everypony does a bad, sometimes.">Twilight smiles ever so slightly.>Perhaps this evening can still be salvaged.>Derpy yawns and rests her head on the table.>"I'm just gonna rest my-ZzzzZzzzZZZZZzzzzz.....">The mare falls asleep faster than you can say "Ticonderoga".Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43124676I don't believe you. Disco is still alive in pony land.
Princess Celestia writes letters to Chuck Norris.
>>43121924I'm surprised there's so little Chuck content with ponies to begin with.
He made it to Equestria
>>43123028Equestrian Ranger
>>43123028I'm gonna miss the Chuck Norris jokes though.
>>43123928People won't stop making Chuck Norris jokes after his death.
Last time on Rise not a lot happened. Finished up the dream and just caught up with your siblings over breakfast.Anyway, it has been a while so if you need a refresher: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41997694/#41997694
>>43123603"I gather that it's normal and natural for her, and she's not likely to change any time soon.""Do you have them handled? (We've?) got a meeting, and I've got some personal things to attend to after."
>>43123603"You can say that again. I would argue she would be good for spy work, but that could be dangerous if she doesn't care about the mission she's assigned. We do background checks on our soldiers, right?""I'll let you handle things from here. Thanks, Uncle."We give him a hoof bump before heading over to Morning Star.
>>43123672>>43123788"I gather that it's normal and natural for her, and she's not likely to change anytime soon," You agree with a sigh, "I would argue she would be good for spy work, but that could be dangerous if she doesn't care about the mission she's assigned to. We do background checks on our soldiers, right?""Yes," He nods, "All they found on her was a history of having trouble with employment. So far though, despite how she acts she's been fitting well into the military.""If you have them handled, I've got a meeting and some personal stuff to attend to.""You go do that," He nods, "Do good, nephew.""Thanks, uncle."You exchange a hoof bump with him before heading back inside, having one last Advisor to visit. You head over to the chapel and towards the back where Morning Star's office is, finding her looking over some stuff though she is quick to look up at you and offer you a smile."Brother, what can I do for you?"What do you do?
>>43124102"Hello, sis. You're my last stop for the day before the meeting." We say before sitting down. "The slaves over in New Avalon are only such because they held on to their Neltic beliefs. As much as we're going to war, I would like this to be a rescue mission for them. King Iudecel has manage to rescue a couple, and I too would like to do my part. I'm not sure if there's much I can do at the moment, but I was curious if there were any soldiers in your flock that you meet frequently, perhaps even know by name?"
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>>43123898>ytmndbeam
>>43123898>9gagbeam
>>43123785>Twilight makes more sense as PomniNo she fucking doesn't, Pomni is a coward while Twilight is assertive
>>43123789>>43123790>>43123813>ponify everything>NOOO NOT THIS THING!
>>43124784>let's ponify pile of dogshitno
Previous thread: >>43068842Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43068842Spring cleaning edition.>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJtComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43124319Imagine all the mischief they would get into!
>>43123593Them are very good points, critique-Anon! I'm bot going to do time travel, don't worry. Partially because it's a silly cliché, and partially because I'm not smart enough to do it "live". Maybe, if the whole story wasn't published and I could freely edit the beginning parts to retcon the effects of time traveling, I could pull it off, but certainly not now.I need Luna's magical meddling to achieve a different effect though, so I need her to try. Hope that isn't too big of a spoiler.Also, gotcha on all the comments of how poorly our dear ole Meyer did in a new world, and how lucky she was. I might have overdone her ineptitude some, but she was always going to be a fumbling bureaucrat out of her depth. That was basically what I wanted to explore, although I might eventually edit this thing heavily for to post it on FiM, and I'll consider some changes in her actions, inspired by your commentary.Got one or two more twists and surprises ready to spring, but this one is on the way to closing out.
Previous Thread: >>42972328Post pics and love Sunset.My Past Is Not Today Artist Collabhttps://mypastisnot.today/Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956GreentextSavant’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231HolytntDiver's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/HolytntDiverHoly's Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/user/HolyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43122681Thanks for the great stream, always have fun
>>43122474Finally woke up early enough to catch the main feature rather than the commented version one despite how little sleep I got today
>>43124244I wish I was half as snug as Sunset.
>What do you think Starlight? Should we beat Anon so badly he goes into a coma for or should we rape him to death?
I vote for friendship.
>>43124721Let's turn Anon into a colt and baby him haha.
>>43124745You can rape this one to death, I don't mind.
>>43124746You can cut this anon's limbs off, I dont mind.
>>43124721Sunset's ticket? Gone. *riiiiiiiip* Have fun being stuck in high school forever, bacon fat.
I feel moody tonightWAAAAAAH *gulps down ice cream*Is there any pony who'll cheer me up?
>>43124738you wish you were as fucking cute as squiggletail
>>43124738>You are my sweetest love>That love I always wanna hug>Because I really love you>The world just has to know>I'll do anything for you>There's nothing I wouldn't do>Snuggle, cuddle, and then hug me>With you I always want to be>La la, la la, la la, la la, la la la la, laaaaaaaaa>My love is deep and true>I'd be lost if not with youComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Haha yeah pretty good, right...? Right?
Thanks Spikey Wikey darlingThat made me laugh.(I hate this captcha system).
>>43124757kino
Biglestia EditionWriters, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112
>>43121270Probably the best big CMC
>>43122264Bold claim when AB canonically bullied a tiny.
Can I be a unicorn if isekaid into Equestria?
>>43122475So a prositute for mares? Doesn't sound bad at all.
>>43123023That's not what that means.
>>43123451Well tell me what does it mean then
>>43124239Free use means you're available for both mares and stallions and you don't get paid.
>>43124294Just like a 4chan janitor?! Fuck...
I’d swap bodies with Luna so i could feel that Moonbutt
>>43122282>supported IsraelHe's in HELL.
>>43122793faggot
>>43122793Straight.
twilight sparkle so i can prevent the show from happening
Celestia to force the FAG above me to go make sime friendsnst ponyville so it happens anyways.
coming straight at you from the depths of /chag/ i am proud to present bonziPONY! have you ever wished you had your ponyfu on your desktop that you could talk to, that could interact with you, see what you're doing, and even help motivate you to take care of yourself?introducing bonziPONYdesktop ponies with integrated llm and a fuckton of fun features to findit's speech to text -> llm, screenvision, sees what youre doing -> text to speech with either elevenlabs (api) or ponivoicetool (local)>hey dash, go sit in the corner for like 20 minutes>can you do a trick for me?>what do you think of this poem i wrote?and the directives..>hey rarity i really gotta brush my teeth more often>god its so late>ive gotta start going to the gym but i just dont know what to do.she'll remind you every time you wake up (it detects it based on inactivity or when you say you're going to sleep) to go brush your teeth or go to the gym or to get to bedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43122259
>>43123416
boop
>>43124057
working on previously mentioned feature + a total revamp of the intelligence system so expect new bugs but currently she's just not smart enough for my liking. all features will remain im just redoing the way its done
G4 AU is herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0G-PUANW7U
>>43123991>but making Scootaloo transSo the filly neglected and raised by lesbians aunts turn into a tranny? This sound more like a consequence than a choice
>>43121530Is it AU, tho? It's based on FiM s01
>>43124598Why do they always want Scootaloo to suffer?It's almost as predictable as making Applejack a ponified Winona.
>>43122359>someone in your family has to have a blue link on wikipediaThat's me. I'm not a VA, tho.
>>43124717lol They used twitter to hire their cast. They are trying to market it as a more professional production than it actual is. Like you said, they don’t have the value to hire industry professionals.
This is a thread about Cozy Glow. Please post Cozy Glow.
>>43121298She can handle any heat in her mouth.
Any good recent fics?
