This is the alternative MLP fan site general thread. Discussion, development suggestions, and criticisms are all welcome here.It All Returns to NaNthing Edition>why alternate boorus?The absolute state of Derpibooru has led to the development of various alternatives. Many altbooru staff members are present ITT, reading comments and answering questions.>why alternate text sites?Pastebin persistently purges pony pastes. Fimfiction does not allow stories in greentext format. FiMFetch censors foalcon and other material deemed "unacceptable" by its owner, a libelous hypocrite: ponepaste.org/9926>general purpose boorusponerpics.org by Pupper and Lotus [!!VL3e2tgvNo5]twibooru.org by Twifag and Filly (formerly Floorb) [!!mdpTjuXo6BG]>specialized boorusComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43479317I don't want HIV.
>>43479758But anon, you are alreay the whole aids crisis.
what happened to radio.pony.horse:8000/stream? its been days since last time i could stream
Bump?
>10
I love my donkey wife
>>43478796Bloody oath
>>43479937The world saw that Octavia was beautiful. So, it conjured up a breeze to blow through her mane and tail so that she would be even more beautiful.
>YEH M8 S'LOIK VIS':>YEW COLL MEI A 'CUTE CHELLER BOORO' AGAIN, AND I'M GOIN MEDI-EVIL ON YAR ARSE.
>>43480612I knew it, those donks control the weather!>>43480997>WON MOHR WURD ABOU' DONKEYS AN' OI'M GONNA GO BLOODY MEN'UHL>VAT'S IT, YOR TODGER IS GETTIN' FOOKEN CRUSHED BY MOI TWAT
welcome to the bug thread! the one and only thread on the board where bug hugging is mandatory by order of the queen!>>/bug/ thread writing list:https://ponepaste.org/11359>>Some bug writing from last thread:>super short green about a sick bug>>43400716https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43366389/q#43400716Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43480908no and no
>>43480922so it's not part of her head but you cannot remove it? she glued that thing
I want to cum on Chrysalis's crown
>>43480908It fell off at the end of the S6 finale (if you consider that canon)
>>43481337
Why is twilight such a retard at times?
>>43469463???
Here's another one shitbag
>>43479336GAY
>>43479336???
>>43414720Have you asked her why?
desu, seasons 3-9 all could have been just as good as 1-2 if the directing and characterisation was differenttanks for the memories shows this off very well. it literally just repeats the same scene of rainbow dash being in denial over tank going into hibernation again and again. its not especially fun or interesting. its just like any other children's media. imagine if that same episode happened in season 2 and one of the cmc replaced rainbow dash's role. it would have been so kino.meanwhile back in season 2, she scared children with thunder during luna eclipsed just cause she thought it was funny, and in read it and weep she tries to do like a robbery complete with goofy clothes just to get back the daring do book.season 8 literally introduces a new secondary main cast and tries to emulate season 1 a bit, but fails horribly despite the freedom they had to do whatever they wanted to essentially. the characterisations just sucked.all of the fingerpointing at twilicorn or glimmer feels kinda dumb desu. all of those episodes and seasons could have had basically the same plot but be much better.
>>43481248>caught by the filterlmao you been gone that long?
Stallion Problems Edition Previous Edition: >>43392544 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/ Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives: https://ponepaste.org/1046 Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in Remember: not to save anything of value on Pastebin ignore all attempts at early new threads Thread question: Could you be platonic friends with a mare?
>>43479144>thousands of years of unification have erased most biases against the other tribes>most, not all>although publicly few would speak their fears aloud, most mares will anonymously admit that despite harboring no ill will towards the other tribes, they would vastly prefer their children to be the same as them>however, it is not as simple as keeping one's lineage within one's tribe, as the 'one drop rule' ensures that even those with supposedly pure ancestry will often give birth most scandalous, and indeed it is not unheard of in history for minor wars to have been waged over the birth of a foal if neither family is willing to admit the impurity of their bloodline>a universally acknowledged (although untested) theory dictates that evolution gradually altered the genetic makeup of the mares in each tribe so that miscegenation would not be discovered>in other words, each mare is ironically most likely to have a foal matching their own tribe if they copulate with a stallion from the tribe they developed a genetic immunity against>due to this immunity having developed in ancient times, it is an unfortunate reality that the vast majority of these illicit unions were performed forcefully against stallions>the legends of pegasus mares 'swooping' earth stallions and mating with them in the clouds, where one false move would mean doom, is well known>almost as equally known are the stories of unicorn mares magically pulling pegasus stallions down from the sky, or using cloudwalking spells to catch them>finally, while at first thought to be mere speculation, there is in fact some documented evidence supporting the theory that groups of earth mares would frequently overpower vulnerable unicorn stallions via cunning ambushes such as caking themselves in mud, snow, foliage, or even attaching fake horns to their foreheads and blending into a crowd>and thus, the prevailing logic is that pegasus mares are most likely to have a pegasus foal with an earth stallion, unicorn mares are most likely to have a unicorn foal with a pegasus stallion, and earth mares are most likely to have an earth foal with a unicorn stallion>empirical support for this theory is lacking, mainly due to the impossibility of establishing definitive paternity, but also due to the complexity of the 'one drop rule'>however, theories regarding the influence of herd genetics, and especially the belief that "casting magic near a pregnant mare will make her give birth to a unicorn" are thoroughly disproven>regardless of the questionable evidence, this "rock, paper, scissors" approach to ancestry remains extremely popular among all three tribesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43479501Good thing there isn't an alicorn stallion that has to deal with all the advances of these bigoted mares.
Did anyone put the batpony stuntmares on ponepaste? With the agressive applejack
>>43479959I liked those, need to check if there's more.
I can't believe /rgre/ is fucking dead
Ass, buttocks and rear endBottom, hunkers, fundamentBooty, moon and the breechPosterior, juicy peachfat rump, big junkBackside boulders in the trunkBounce it, shake it, flash it too>Stop staring at my moon!
>>43476747Heh
>>43478131Booty so fine it make you go blind? Dayum.
>>43476999BASED
>>43476742it's so tiny, your butt is small!
>>43481281small but firm
Let’s argue!!! Have mobilefag and Derp flagged this to get y’all going, I just don’t know where this can go wrong. State a pony race from the show/ or not, pick a favourite pony and defend it with all your heart. See someone come at your favourite episode, call them a NEET or worse. AAAAAA LETS GO
>>43480077She smells like antozonite.>vnr
>>43480098I like spike and this is going to sound harsh but he is a retarded dragon, he was born through unconventional means, raised by opposite race child mum, and as been known to have greed enhanced tantrums that make him very big, thus making any other big spike times an autism overload meltdown
>>43480293Jumbo Don got raped in the ass? KWAB!
>>43480351>AI is a corporate product>Trannies are brainwashed by corporationsHow about neither?
>>43480029trvthnvke
Booties EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>43366616Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_dhm Ex Waifu Ex Machina: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewDrawings: https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-dhmComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43479824>I'm not watching past s6Good decision. To be completely honest, I wish I hadn't watched season 6 either, but Top Bolt is one of the best Dash episodes in the last seasons, so I think it's a good choice to consider it the last Dash episode.If you're super curious about later episodes, Campfire Tales in season 7 was essentially a Sleepless in Ponyville 2, if you liked the original I think you might like this one too, it was one of the highlights of the last seasons for me. I personally liked Parental Glideance a lot, but it was a bit divisive, so watch it at your own risk. As for non-Dash episodes, The Perfect Pear in season 7 was probably the best episode of the season. In season 8 the only episode I'd call good was Sounds of Silence. I can't remember any Dash episode in the last two seasons that I actually enjoyed, nor a single episode in general in season 9 that I could call good.Rainbow Roadtrip was really cute though.
Previous thread was archived!https://mlprainbowdash.neocities.org/#threads/43366616Some new Dashies too.
>>43476138>I can't have her adorationThat's wrong, anon. You are biased to your own way of thinking, of evaluating, and you must try to imagine her perspective differently or your habitual way of thinking will overwhelm her, and you'll think it's her thinking it. The pony you love always shines FOR you, but in this state she can't shine ON you. The warm light of her adoration is obscured by a cloud of thought, that only gets thicker and darker the more you keep giving it attention. Maybe the goal you should seek for is those holes in the clouds where the light shines through? You may or may not have to conquer the landscape of your life so you can follow that light. But if you know where you're going, if you see those shafts of golden light when you look into her eyes, then you could suffer for it without regret. The suffering and misfortune isn't the problem, the problem is that you are taking on these challenges with no meaning, you aren't paying attention to where you're going; you aren't taking them on to reach HER, your eyes are on the material world and the goals the world has prescribed to you. Rainbow would want you to strive for your own happiness and the joy of being alive - her worst nightmare would be getting stuck in some rat race for no reason. You've got to devote real effort to clearing the way for her light to shine through.
>>43480914cute Dashies
previous >>43231330ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43478124Noted. Is there a prefered booru of choice?
>>43479404I want to say derpibooru but some anons might ree at me for that over what happened 6 years ago. But derpibooru anyway.
>>43478215Nice!
>>43478215Good stuff
>>43476142They should have a four way
>>43480249>Twilight saves him from Treebrary during Tirek fight>Up & just flies awayYeah idk bro but you know it's_4_little_girls.avi>>43480252HahAA
Wait... the fucking owl REALLY stops appearing after season 4!?
>>43480962Pretty much. The Y means that yes, he's there, and the P means no physical appearance.
>>43480954he returns once in season 5 and then never again
>>43480249The pets were never really interesting to begin with. They did nothing of note most of the time and were just kind of there to serve as an easy plot device or passing comic relief in the episodes they were featured in. I think their gradual phasing out was mostly to do with them being unnecessary and quickly forgotten by the writers which might be somewhat correlated with the arrival the crystal castle & the cutie map as an easy and universal way to set up most of the Mane 6 centered episodes.
Discuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!>Organized gamesRead the anchorVidya's played last thread: Age of Mythology Retold, Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Sven Coop, War Thunder, Lethal Company, Mindustry, Empire at War, Pony Kart DS, Among Us, Halo, UT2004, Doom, Quake, TeeworldsVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 1 and 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>43375115
>>43479192I played the original (FPS) game as a kid. Maybe it would be worth checking this out.
>>43474631
>>43480192my little tribes: friendship is ascending
>>43480224Would play.
>>43481275Tribes ascend? It's still playable but it's somewhat of a chore to setup.
Welcome to the My Massive Pony thread!Stuck in a bubble editionWriters, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste here: https://ponepaste.org/3112Previous Thread: >>43253558
>>43478137Cave explorer
>>43480144GIWTWM
>>43481131Fuck, fuck fuck...Who called her fat?
What a horror...
pretty mare!
>>43479708For (You)
OP is trans btw
Say something nice about our board-tan, /mlp/.
>>43476709steak?
>>43478185Sex.
>>43410596Can we post her on other boards?
>>43479741u kno gr15 exists right caus mods and jannies hate ponies
>>43479741Yes, totally! Trust me.