Whatever happened to the Yandere General?
>>41028610Postal mare's a cutie.
>>41028882OH MY GOD ANON, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. You have a mare wife who waits on you like a maid and only asks for your love and all you do is look at SLUTS, and FUCKING BIMBOS. I HATE you SO much. I want to KILL YOU. I love you so much I want you DEAD. I FUCKING HATE YOU. OH MY GOD.
>>41029004The solution must be either to become a slut for Anon, or to teach him how a true husband behaves
Clingy mare make pp hard
>>41029759You aren’t wrong
This is the Pregnancy General, not stillborn and ready to be borne again. We've lately been building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; may this general get quicker and continue quickening.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlThat thread is the third in a series, and here are the prior Pregchan threads, which have been archived here:https://web.archive.org/web/20211104233933/https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220611172822/https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlBecause of that drama with Pastebin, here are two archives of our greentexts:https://u.smutty.horse/lxqgizelhjx.ziphttps://u.smutty.horse/lzbpjsjvhjs.zipHere’s a list of some artists and writers who use these threads:>SNSPonyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41027614What a nice Celestia
>8
>>41027063Good stuff as usual
Saddle up anon, time to get buckin wild anons, post your favorite pictures story's, and fan contest about the best and leader of the cutie mark crusaders. Uncle Anons Christmas: https://ponepaste.org/7761CMC, Caped Crusaders of Ponyville:https://ponepaste.org/7757Blooming love:https://ponepaste.org/9647story of the blanks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQCPBpnSTM&pp=ygUUYXBwbGUgYmxvb20gZmFuIGdhbWU%3D
>>41027499The ppg said that in a good song
coom in Bloom
>>41028437I'll snap her chocker
Have a gloomy Thursday everypony!
>>41030139I hate Thursdays.
>>41030139Bartender, some posey juice.
Last time on No More Heroes:>After raiding Nocturne's room you set up the little surprise for Winter, which you both thoroughly enjoy>Afterwards, Nocturne and Nickle arrive and after getting Junkrat you head over to a Kirin spa to get pampered>You and Nocturne chat with the staff a bit as they do their work before they take the two of you to the Onsen to relax.You can also catch up here: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40704190/#40704190
>>41029683>>41029795You chuckle, the sight and feeling of Nocturne climaxing underneath you truly something to behold, watching her folds leak mare juice into the Onsen's water with a massive grin. Her lips on your tail are quite nice too, drawing your attention back to your own yearning hole as you make a mess of Nocturne's back. You ignore it for now and swirl your tongue inside of her pucker for the duration of it, pulling back when she is done where you lift your head up and rest it atop her soft flanks. In a then rumbling voice you pipe up."I could worship this all day~."Your tail slips into her throat as you let out a sigh and snuggle into her cheeks, the Thestral unable to do much in her afterglow besides look over at you with love in her eyes, it's length pumps down and fills her throat making it bulge outward slightly in an action that she takes with ease.Lifting yourself almost unwillingly from her booty you use your wings to balance as you mount her, your spotted cooch grinding against her spine along the back of neck and upper back, the mare arching her back to try to help out. You lower your claws and hold them in front of her busy muzzle showing the shimmering pool of fluids coating them to her."Want a taste~? I promise you, it's delicious~."She gives you a nod. At this you remove your tail from her throat and replace it with your claws that she sucks on with a hum."Want to end things here~? If I don't cum now, when we get home I am going to take that gender swap potion and you'll help me with that instead~."Before she could respond something spreads your lips open and quickly pokes at your cervix making you lose your grip on Nocturne and fall into the water with a startled "Hoot!" Quaking slightly as you lean against the mare for support, it only takes you a moment to realize your tail is working hard to try to push you over the edge. However, Nocturne is quick to grab your tail and prevent it from thrusting. She gives you a smile and a tired chuckle."I was going to say that I would be fine with it ending here and taking you up on your offer," She smiles, "Your tail might have other ideas though~. Do you want me to try to pull it out?"What do you do?
>>41030026With a moment of consideration and a little shuffle, we nod our head."Think I'm gonna need a cold shower."A faint hiss slips past our beak as our tail is pulled free with no struggle under Nocturne's careful hoof, turning our head to give it a brief and small pout at how it simply goes back to flagging, as if it wouldn't have given us some trouble had we tried the same. Our pout doesn't last long though, turning into a smile when we simply look at Nocty, nuzzling her neck... and smearing some of the various fluids on our facial feather on her in the process.
>>41030026M-my tail has never had a lot of patience I g-guess... Kinda would have thought with how much it likes rubbing cocks it'd love having such close access to one though. Y-yeah pull it out.We tense up as our tail wiggles and squirms inside our walls as one last stand and attempt before it can be removed.
Stopping for the night.Have a good night or day!
>>41030140Night, Pluto!
Sudden attraction continues.Previous thread:>>40826102
>>41026717>>41026882>>41027309>>41027827>>41027999That's so 4 shan.S4S
>>41028842This is a nice board
AJ more like HJ lmao
>>41028929
>>41029215Ah I get it, the H stands for the Happiness she brings, great one
So, any new info on this fangame?
>>41028507Correct. I do like what he does with Wallflower so it's a shame they ditched him for whatever reason.Then again it's probably sfw so it's a mute point.
>>41028031Cutie
>>41028031Unf indeed.
>>41028956>>41029023The cutest
>>41028543Look at Fluttershy go
Would she marry blackjack?
>>41028968I remember one time someone posted a what if where Littlepip and Blackjack were just normal ponies in normal Equestria and that they wrote Fo:E and PH when they were teens for fun.
>>41029177Then I'd be very worried about the mental state of those fillies, especially BJ.
>>41029212>He wouldn't help BJ in playing out her ball busting fantasiesWeak.
>>41028962>use book knowledgeEven that couldn't save them. No one can escape BJ's fate.
>>41029626Blackjack is FAT
Wake honey new droner just dropped powered by a ponut shaped exhaust boasting its efficiency by 15% to 20% from a standard rocket https://www.livescience.com/technology/engineering/superfast-drone-fitted-with-new-rotating-detonation-rocket-engine-approaches-the-speed-of-soundI guess new plone thread?
>>41028254Take out her emotional chip?
>>41028254
>>41028902
>>41028902Would an airliner or a KC have bigger plone boobs?
Why did Equestria Girls never have the characters fight robots?
>>41029715When was this? Was it powered by magic? That should not count.
>>41029948It was in the Brad music videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qg5uZO2UOQIt's unclear how exactly it gained sapience, magic would make sense but Micro Chips might just be that much of a galaxy brain (he was already proven to be smarter than SHITwi)
>>41029957That sucks.
>>41029948It went haywire. The Cheer You On music video btw. Also gif related reveals that if their geodes are lost, they get depowered. I bet it'd be the same case if any of their geodes got stolen.
are satyrs dead?
i want to hold your daughterfu hand
So... Are there any crystal pony satyrs?
>>41030020I have you: Wheatie!There's almost no info or art of her, lmao
>>41030114Cute. Also that tracks, basically no one draws crystal ponies after all.
Last thread, >>40745367IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9 Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy PiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41027328>>41027335The green I'm writing involves a kid anon who's father lost his factory job, and now has to move to the countryside. I was researching farm land and agricultural production in Kentucky and Tennessee as well as a real life equivalent to the Rock Farm that Pinkie grew up in. So then I researched masonry and stone construction, did you know there's different types of masons? Quarryman and a Sawyers, and so much more. Anyways the Tobacco is something I researched for the farm. This is all for a /jdb/ green that I've been working on
>>41027209>No wings
>>41029178Shame about her
>>41028886YES
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41029266>Ma’am… a pegasus has hit the second fence line
>>41028898How many chins is that?
>>41028898>>41029678Enough!
>>41028743So glimmers planning to use SA as a replacement?I mean I guess that makes sense, we didn't establish how she'd get back to the altverse with Celly gone.
>>41029906Could just reabduct her
Rule 63 EditionITT we talk about stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 versions of mares.Last thread: >>40926501
Chally Wally Stally
>>41029090>Would.No.Will.
>>41029645I HAVE just kidding
>>41029645>Will.No.Must.
>>41026625Imagine your horsebando getting that excited to see you
Previous thread: >>41004142/moon/day Thread OP template: https://ponepaste.org/4423/moon/day Story Archive: Coming soon.Lunar Tunes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDi8dQxLXiDoVZPCL31D2EXLy4DZw1gxYEquestria Project (meditation/lucid dreaming guide): https://pastebin.com/3mQfmH24old /moon/day story archives: https://poneb.in/He5X50m6 https://ponepaste.org/7401 Humanizations of Princess Luna and others have a dedicated thread - post them there. Keep it pony (aside from inclusions of Anonymous in pics). Ongoing Stories:Stories On Hiatus: "Moonlight, Veiled - Book 2", by horsa: https://ponepaste.org/6285"Assistant to the Night Court", by LmonE6: https://ponepaste.org/121Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41028555She developed a secret technique of doing binary maths on abacus.
I don't think this is very on topic, but recently flatmate asked me to play Balder's Gate 3 with him. Not my cup of tea, I thought, but let's give it a try. I made some random character from the presets and went with it called it Skoda Octavia despite no real connection with Tavi, then 2h into game he realized he wanted a different race for his character. So we've started on another save, and it was then that I've got the brilliant idea to recreate Luna as my character.Of course, a woman isn't a pony, but after finding hair and skin and eyes and freckles configuration which tickled my inner moon sense, something clicked. When I'm running with her, I see the blue ponytail with touch of purple highlights flowing. In cutscenes her face is ambitious, but kind too. Whenever a choice in dialogue happens, I ask myself "what would Luna do?", and that I think helps me understand Luna outside of game scenario - I can more easily find this mare's character traits which would be applicable in a given situation. And the game's more fun now that I feel my character feels more ...characteristic than random playable NPC I would have otherwise. It's nice.I picked Astarion as the companion just for my enjoyment, but I think Lulu might have liked this kind of character on some mission.
