This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42223626--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42419700Great update! Poor anon, falling in love with the mare he just made friends with, I know I'd be doing the same thing. Im curious if Sunny is going to spill the beans.
>>42418903It stings at the microscopic pieces of my heart. Where was this story originally posted?
Chapter II>The brown stallion stands up.>He’s not looking too happy about what you’ve done.>That should’ve been obvious from the outset.>You think of solutions and excuses out of the problem.>He DID touch your stuff without permission.>Then again that doesn’t warrant a shoulder charge.>Can’t bust a cap in a thief back home.>Well you probably could back home actually.>But that logic wouldn’t work here.>An idea creeps into your panicked brain as the Doctor speaks up.>“The cost of my injury is yours to pay, not mine.”>Orange mare with cow…mare? Hat tries to comment with him.>“You better-“Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Apparently word got out about your little project, and now Hooves has been getting thousands of letters of mail.>You as well, but to a lesser degree because you only just got this small house.>Mayor heard of your plight and organized you into a home.>Some sort of disadvantaged pony program.>What was it called?>Section 8?>Awfully familiar.>Normally you don’t like to take handouts, but it’s not like you have a choice right now. >It’s not a particularly bad house.>One story, a few bits of furniture here and there, fridge, and a bed. >Has a pretty cabin-like structure to it.>Wait.>There’s a fridge?>There’s manufactured goods in here like canned…>You don’t even know what vegetable that is.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>”I heard about what you’re doing, and I learned that you’re using a book with all knowledge, or that you said it had advanced knowledge. I wanted to see for myself.”>You’re half tempted to just dismiss her, because you’re done with study for the day.>But then again she could help you be productive.>By some grace of god you select the second option.“Uh- Sure yeah it’s over here.”>Directing her to the blue book with the knowledge you’ll need to not lose your house, the mare frowns when she sees it.>”This is just an encyclopedia!”“I did say it had all knowledge.”>She seems to get annoyed at your answer.>”But that’s no- a- Gdl-“>There’s not a way for the mare to counter your argument, and she stutters excessively before finally speaking a language you understand.>”I meant new knowledge! Like the thing you’re making with those weird boxes! Not stuff we already know.”>You get annoyed and open to a page on internal combustion engines.>She suddenly jumps backwards in fear, and you instinctively flinch and turn your head towards the Purple Mare. “What?”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42423158The last episode where they get arrested in Whinnysota for not helping that fat pony as he got robbed. Lmao.
>>424231582.
>>42423158S1. It's the best and first.
"Summer fun" editionThe time has come for the thread to come back.Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_WikiaOld pastebin of /nst/ greentext stories (most are dead): replace pastebin.com with poneb.inhttp://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5ponebin keeps the urls the same apart from that.https://poneb.in/u5REjNtL BoringLighthttps://poneb.in/m6uAQbne CrusaderLighthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/JeffMango/BoringLight_u5REjNtL.txtComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42419307Sci-Twi's mom has got it going on! God DAMN!
>>42419307Reminds me of that one pic of the Italian girl on a boat with her mom, and her mom has GIGANTIC tits
>>42420520>>42420911but which hole?
>>42423128b o t h
>>42421378Damn, even in this Velvet mogs her
Do you want a fresh, fabulous and mysterious thread to post zeebs? This is the perfect place. Post any pic, stories, opinions and more from your grace.Previous thread: >>42377112
>>42397790Rotisserie zeeb
zeebs
>>42422312unf
Somewhat newfag here (joined the ride in 2014), can I get spoonfed a list of the most essential fanfics from the first 2 years of the fandom?
>>42423393https://www.fimfiction.net/story/13740/derpys-finest-hour
>>42423403dont listen to this guy, its pretty good
>>42423420You can also read it via this archived pastebin: http://web.archive.org/web/20110925085431/http://pastebin.com/hZAkG3un
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/19247/green
>>42423393https://www.fimfiction.net/story/500819/
"BREAKING NEWS" EditionPost and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!>is selling your products here allowed?Of course! Absolutely allowed.>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.>where can I find the old threads?They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.=== Links Index Pastebin ===Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42422771I'd pay a crisp benjie for that, personally. and I will if I see a pinkie one at mare fair.
>>42422324Maybe, if there's a demand. I need to sell of these season 1 sets first of course.>>42422337Thanks!>>42422363They're as high quality as I can make them (see the Winter Wrap Up clip). They're still VHS so they'll have whatever limitations that tapes usually have.
>>42423099I meant are the tapes themself of a good quality, like will they last long? You're tempting me to become one of those physical media autists.
>>42423105They should last you a few decades, but they are tapes and they'll wear out if you don't take good care of them.
>>42359228basically thoughts and prayers as you try to use it kek
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/11232 - Rarity's Maid - New!https://ponepaste.org/11238 - Silver Platter in Canterlot - New!https://ponepaste.org/11228 - Anonfilly in kinderquestria - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/11219 - Sebastian Ruins Discord's Tea Party by Mills_Tamias - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/11208 - Lily of the Valley by pogoman122 - New!https://ponepaste.org/11129 - Sterling Sprocket Finding His Cutie Mark in Neighagra Port - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10964 - Strangers to the Plain by OrwellRedenbacherhttps://ponepaste.org/10927 - Armor TF Green by JoshThePinkGump - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10753 - Planes, Trains and Hotel Chains by OrwellRedenbacherhttps://ponepaste.org/10464 - Misadventures of Orwell Redenbacher by OrwellRedenbacherComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42423253Who is this Iridescent Bubble and WTF happened to them?
>>42423426I think they're the pony from another orwell story, I'm too lazy to go find it
>>42423432>>42423426https://ponepaste.org/9600
>>42423438Thanks!
>>42417956How are y'all liking the Silver Platter's story in general so far BTW?
Because sharks don't get enough love.>https://youtu.be/BX3bN5YeiQsknock-knock-knock"Mrs (mumble)?""Flowers...""Candygram..."
>>42415389Or does it?
>>42416758
>>42423312I will not.
This is the Berry Punch thread. Post Berry Punch and discuss Berry Punch. We let it die over the course of the stream, because we were too drunk and invested to pay attention to anything else.Discussion prompt: did tonight's result drive you to /blackout/ status? If so, post thoughts, as soon as conscious and able.Previous thread (as though it's worth archiving): >>42305694
>>42422757Umm... Based?
>>42422751Aw man, I can't believe I let the thread slide>did tonight's result drive you to /blackout/I missed the whole thing like the retard I am
>>42422751we're all drunk down here
There is not a single reason as to why not.
>>42420071you wouldn't get it.
>>42419189She did.
one of the most underrated /mlp/ mares
>>42423269very underrated but so kino
Nuke this fucking thing and everything it stands for
>>42413708Don't you like the waterfalls?
>>42422861kek nice
>>42413708If you take away the school aspect, that is actually some really nice design. It fits way better in Ponyville than the Crystal Castle abomination. They should've made that Twilight's new castle.
>>42415442But anonFriendship IS magic
Does anyone here play MLP:FIM R0BL0X games?
>>42420158boblox
Roblox has some fun games but roleplay is gay and retarded. Are there any MLP games with actual gameplay?
>>42421124kek
>>42420158If I remember correctly, the devs OC was some dounut steel alicorn he would powertrip around the map with.
>>42423231classic, what did it look like?
Whenever there are /mlp/ events/streams on Cytube, EQG is usually not allowed (with the exception of the Anni), so maybe we can do an EQG-only stream if there's enough interest?It'll still happen even if only 2 or 3 attend lolWhat do you think about Sunday, July 27th? Countdown:https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/7674420/eqg-streamThe official name of this event is open to suggestions, I'm not very creative.Cytube:https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-StreamEmote suggestions are welcome, especially for missing characters (the basis of this emote list is the one used for the Dazzlings Stream, which is why there are so many of those three, but replacements or name changes are welcome)Video suggestions are more than welcome!!
>>42411236Really like the idea, but finding someone who could stream GT7 would probably be a bit of a challenge. Maybe there's a different racing game or something that would be easier?
>>42421292The thing is, we know GT7 already has the EQG skins made by that guy, so we'd have the hardest part done (he even has eqg-only background character cars and even eqg G5, the variety is insane).I'm totally fine with switching to another game if the skins part wasn't an issue. I mean, a guy in the /mlp/ gaming thread offered to help with skins, but I doubt we could just ask him to make 15+ skins (and I doubt he'd make them EQG-only anyway, though I wouldn't mind if it was mostly ponies as long as there were some EQG characters)Just today I saw the guy who made the skins streaming and asked him about it, and he said his skins should be available for public use, so that part is covered if we follow that pathother ideas are always welcome tho
>Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock...
>>42421232Perfect
>>42422188A BOMB IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
Summer Sluts EditionSlutty Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/6295Previous Sluttery>>42225473
>>42422813Nice
>>42422991Lewdna is always nice:
>>42423211VERY nice.
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>42393944
>>42420921They do if you're built like Dash
>>42420921She's a flexible girl
>>42397820unfff
