>no thread for nightmare night Lets change that. A thread for discussing all the stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 swapped counterparts to mares!Previous thread: >>42570766
>>42742871Fuck that's so hot! I'd totally give in too. I want more of this lipstick wearing stallion.
>>42744427Yeah, love the size difference
>>42745139The size difference is fantastic! UNF!
Would you press the button that lets you go to Equestria and turns you into a cute nerd stallion if the price was having your head trapped between two clean drone butts until they got enough love?
What pony is the most sigma?
>>42745248Sombra
>>42745264Sombra is more an alpha. He's on top of the hierarchy. Sigma means you're outside the hierarchy.
>>42745267He uses mind control though so it's like a fake hierarchy
Obviously Glimmer
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!I'll sit on your face and tell you i love you, too.
>>42744983New janny "hires". I've noticed lots of completely nonsensical post deletions as of late.
>>42744983Been happening a lot since the evader sites popped up. Anyone caught using one results in an ip wipe, and their whole deal is letting people share ips.>>42744986No way, the banner saying theyre sending out emails was added only a few hours ago. Its been happening for weeks. Time frame doesn't match up at all.
>>42744997>Been happening a lot since the evader sites popped up. Anyone caught using one results in an ip wipe, and their whole deal is letting people share ips.Yeah, it's real wacky but you just kinda have to accept that about a quarter of all posts on this board are people proxyposting.
>>42744997Naruhodo
post leera!
>>42743090Friends or acquaintances is fine, roommates is good for stories and stuff. I mostly just like Lyra on her own.
>>42739375I want to chase her through the flowers and find a nice spot to cuddle and rest.
>>42744365>flower petals and pollen in her maneMake her even more pretty.
>>42739375Not my waifu but I would totally be best friends with her.
>>42744664She's gotta eat!
Previous Thread: >>42428439Neccmaxxing EditionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42740608I thought so too, I was trying to match the outfit she wore in the Hearths Warming episode. I couldn't find any with the red and white lines, but I still love the scarf on her nonetheless!
>>42739939S-She's fast!
>>42739939NANI?
>>42741142I love this dress, it looks beautiful on her.
Previous Thread: >>42605859Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Vinyl gets a ride from AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42743409No cocks! Let them be lesbians in peace!
>>42743421Yeah I dunno why but two flat lesbians really make me wanna get between them for some reason
>>42725974PUBLICRELEASEFUCKINGWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?
>>42743421No relationship is valid without a cock
>>42745019>it’s an ancient law that hasn’t changed in years, the princesses needing a consensus to change it and Luna ain’t down with that gay shit>ywn become the two mare’s benefactor to allow their relationship to be seen as valid>they have to prove they aren’t lesbians in certain scenariosIt’s mean, but reluctant double BJs sounds hot.Plus they don’t need to worry about adoption as they’ve got the means to make their own now
Don't you think it's weird how Daybreaker considers herself pretty?>attractive in a graceful or delicate wayIt seems very counterintuitive for her to view herself in such a feminine way given how she acts. She seems like quite a strange pony.Though it is funny to think about Daybreaker being Rarity-tier in expecting to be treated like a proper lady.
I want to swear my undying fealty to Daybreaker while her radiance boils my eyes to nothing and roasts me alive
>>42744112>derivative non-character is incongruousGee, no kidding?
I'm feeling in the mood to take a crack at CYOA. Specifically one for Billy. So here we are. Not entirely sure how exactly a CYOA works on here, so I'll keep it simple. You guys can decide on whatever you want to do, and whatever the most popular decision is, will be selected.> You wake up, confused and lost.> Rather than the human body you except to see, you see the body of a bug filly. Billy.> You're Billy now.> You're in a forest right now. In the distance is a town.What will you do?
>>42739535
I don't know what to do...
Boop
>>42743769
>>42744530
Night before Nightmare Night editionPrevious thread: >>42645245Post ponk, love ponk, cherish ponk, forfeit all mortal possessions to ponk
Art anchor
Hey dummy >>42743912>>42743912>>42743912
>>42745332>doesn't say "/pnk/" so it didn't catch when I ctrl+f the catalognext time spell it right you fucking retard
Classy snowmare editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/ https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread:>>42431651https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42431651/#q42431651Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42739987Tons. Usually in the mornings.
>>42743212If the song is to be believed, you'll wake up in an igloo in the middle of a pile of snowmares.
>>42742206NIghts in the snowpone lands are something to behold.
>>42744661I bet they are. I'd also wish to see the northern lights at least once before I kick the bucket. The cold is a major hindrance though.
I think that post Faust mlp was fundamentally directionless compared to Lauren Faust era mlp (s1 up to but not including Canterlot wedding) and this all comes down to the meta-narrative reason why Lauren Faust created FiM in the first place. It being her ultimate critique and commentary on the cartoon industry and the state of children’s media. That reason for the show’s existence dies very quickly after she left. There is no big meta-narrative driving the show after she leaves. There are many examples of such critiques stemming from this big, driving meta-narrative vision that she had. The running joke of no-pony liking pinkies singing in episodes such as part 2 of the premiere, over a barrel and baby cakes was satire, beautiful satire and a great commentary on all the overproduced, unnecessary midi music that plagues so much of children’s movies and shows. A dog and pony show, being another beautiful critique on the trope of the “fight girl” in so much of children’s media by positing the opposite, that women don’t have to become more masculine in order to be strong and it does that beautifully, having rarity use her wits to get out of her situation all the while never changing anything about herself. And then there’s of course the most overarching one which I think is best explained in this quote from a Craig McCracken interview from 2013. “When she (Lauren Faust) grew up, everything that was made for her was never good and everything that was made for her brothers was really high-quality. Why can’t shows for girls be good?”. Why shouldn’t kids media force children to grow mentally and emotionally if they want to be entertained rather than jingling meaningless eye candy in front of kid’s faces and rehashing simple inoffensive themes/morals over and over again, you know? It’s that bitter nourishing rhubarb onto the sugarcoated crust of childhood pie that sits something of a premium these days and is lost in post Faust mlp.The meaningless eye candy jingling of the Tirek fight, the transformations, the castle and practically everything else in the s4 finale and the non-existent character writing with 0 accompanying setup and therefore 0 accompanying payoff of the s3 finale ( the same is true for almost all of s3/4), is a stark contrast to the combined skillful use of discord’s powerful yet self-destructive arrogance and a setup of the entire 1st season to weave together a story with real payoff from real setup by real characters in a real story and this is done constantly throughout Faust era mlp, with most episodes being used to set up other episodes creating a cohesive narrative where everything feeds into everything else rather than contradicting each other, narrative-wise. post Faust mlp basically turned into a parody of itself and exactly the kind of cartoon that she was criticizing, commenting on and poking fun at.
>>42738917If the two main themes of the season were kept in some flawed original form like this, then the third theme, which is about references, may similarly carry such a poison. Ultimately, everything is a reference, an older and greater power borrowed from the past, something more real than a fiction currently being built or any commentary it might make on it. If one should not touch and fix the Rock family traditions, one should not touch and fix the past for their petty revenge, one should not interrupt the natural process of healing through dreams, and one should not change or fight cutie marks, then maybe one should not attempt to sanitize or repair the meaning found in the past.Rainbow is not a nuke, but she was, twice now. This season is not about WW2, but whatever it is saying, it is still using the language of american history in order to tell its story, which still includes twilight deciding not to save the yellow pony and making sure that the rainboom happens again. It still, as is argued above, says that we shouldn't fix the past, that we shouldn't assimilate the shadow, that there is some natural and most valid state which exists prior to the implementation of interpretation. This is the attitude which says that teaching young people about the evils of the past is the same as teaching them to hate themselves and their country, one which does not comprehend the idea of using information in an intellectual manner.Starlight is right. Because cutiemarks exist, problems form. She's told to suck it up and stop being evil, and to go solve the issue for herself instead of attempting to cause systemic change. Granted, her change was stupid and bad and her real motives were emotional and poorly thought out, but those are choices the storytellers made.There's a moment where Steve magnet tells Matilda that it's the wedding that matters, not the marriage. In that moment, Matilda is attempting to sooth herself through the reinterpretation of nostalgic memories, a self-directed operation which uses the symbols and methods which S1,2,3, and 4 slowly developed in order to handle this exact situation. Matilda has a slow realization that she's worried over nothing, potentially, and runs that by Steve, and he crushes it.> Steven Magnet: [laughing] Oh, goodness gracious. If you believe that, I have got a bridge to sell you! All these ponies traveling to Ponyville, putting on uncomfortable clothes, sitting through a long ceremony, you think any of them care about the marriage? [laughing] Honey, the wedding is everything.It's savage.It's unclear if he's right or wrong or the episode really fully supports him here, but he still said it, like a Schrodinger's joke. One way or another, the plot which is characteristic of all plots in this show began to wind down, and this is the challenge which came forward and challenged it. Ultimately, when reality hits, the original messaging of the show is to be considered naive idealistic nonsense.
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What >>42740787 said.
>>42739685Nothing wrong with Starlight's reformation or motivations. She's basically a more sympathetic, grounded, and well written Luna given exponentially more depth and love. In hindsight, it sucks how poorly Luna was executed, she had so much potential. It was pretty much up to the fandom to pick up the slack in fanon.
Do ponies like pickles?
>>42745236I don't know
Glimmy loves them
Why wouldn't them if thdy love ham?
>>42744170Discord likes them (in S9), but he's not a pony.
>>42744170>IM PICKLE SPARKLE REEEEEEE
It's that time of year again. Happy spooktober It's been a while, to get me warmed up I'm doing a mini quest. It'll be text only, not a POV image based CYOA. Your hooves sink into the soft sand as you move along the beach. Gentle waves lap at the shore, the rhythm almost soothing your anxiety of tonight's mission, while seabirds sing their final songs as the sun dips toward the horizon.A salt blaster rests across your back, your equipment secured tightly to your grey body armor. Your hoofpick taps against your thigh with each step as you approach a small figure standing alone in the distance, gazing out at the endless sea.You feel your dog tag rub against your neck and pause for a moment to adjust it. Glancing down, you notice your name etched into the metal, the engraving glinting faintly holding some magic.>First post chooses name.(Roll 2d5)>First Name1 AshenComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42741469How is the hanging dress still a deep purple while the other two have lost their colors?
>>42742532Maybe just because it was still hanging. The other two have been laying in damp/water for over fifty years.
>>42742741Considering the amount of decay everywhere, I'd bet it'd have been ruined regardless
>>42741469Give the dress a once over with a meter, if possible. I can buy it still hanging, but keeping its color and still being clean enough to shimmer seems pretty suspect
>>42744522
This applejack be sussy amongus
>>42738253Go to bed Moonshine
>>42739556This site is so fun
I'm on call for work and can't drink atm, Sorry Moonshine.
>>42738253Built for drunk sloppy sex
Where the artfags?
>Glimmy make you tendies!
>>42744092Anon I'm so sorry, Equestria never invented ranch dressing.
>>42744326Because chicken tenders have a mild flavor and a simple, consistent texture, which means they're unlikely to cause sensory issues for autistic people. Autistic kids eat nuggies, then grow up and eat tendies.
>>42744326the jews
>>42739985Starlight... where's Scootaloo? She's been missing ever since she was last alone with you.
>>42744092WHERE'S THE RANCH SAUUUCE
