Do any of the ponies share the same job as yours?And which ponies would and which wouldn't do their taxes?
>>43426922Investing in Coinlestia.
>>43426922Shorting GameStomp stocks
>>43426536I guess Dr. Whooves and I share similar jobs. And my guess is that the princesses and the highest income earners probably don’t pay taxes, since they have so much to write off.
>>43426842He sucks dick on the streets?
>>43426803Poindexter, most likely
What the hell kind of a name is “Toola Roola?”
>>43424283It's shorthand for Tularemia.
>”What the heck kind of name is Anon?!”>*throws a pie at your face*>the entire town fucking laughs What will you do now?
>>43424283Better than some names we got in earth.
>>43427251no need to project
>>43427216>rape
Kissing your bestie at school edition!And never getting caught by the teachers.Previous colt: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43192623/
>>43425613Terrors of sex? Fortunate.
>>43424660I cummed to this and now I have to clean my PC monitor
>>43426647That’s nice, dear.
Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, having learned about sex by snooping in places they don't belong (such as their sister's or Cheerilee's personal lives and belongings), should make the all of the colts in their class, who despite being their same age have less developed bodies and sex drives, sleep with them. The colts wouldn't know what they were being asked to participate in, and would be too scared of getting in trouble to tell on them afterwards. The fillies of course would begin this on the noble mission to find their special talents, but will they continue long after. Maybe they get into progressively kinkier acts, and then progressively nicher fetishes, just as an excuse to keep trying. Some of the colts would love the treatment, while others would develop lifelong sexual trauma.
>>43427163lucky colts
>Discuss G6>Ship ponies>Crash ships>Sink ships>Make a documentary about deep sea ships>Anything G^
>>43425495That’s Hhay Botum. We at Hasbro know that many fans of our product have expressed concern about our choice to use generative AI for the concept art* of our new generation of My Little Pony. Even though the concept art for our new Core 4 was generative in nature, we have hired the cheapest humans to actually digitally trace those materials. *Note that background ponies like Hhay Botum or Applejack may still be fully generated imagery.
>>43425512>the cheapest humans Lies, I'm still here at my old job. I wish Hasbro hired me to do pony stuff (I can't draw to save my life)
>>43425495It's the original equine. The ancestor of all ponies and horses we know today.
>>43425563We at Hasbro take our reputation and brand very seriously. Consumers of our brand may have concerns that our human artists are not in fact the cheapest available amongst all Human Resources, but the truth couldn’t be further from the fact. We have partnered with dozens of AI firms to contract out services for applicant scraping. While we respect the opinions of all loyal consumers, no matter how inaccurate to the facts they may be, we can assure you that our partners in the AI firms have guaranteed that our hiring practices conform to our lowest budgeting possible. Thinking beyond this level will have no tangible impact upon our brand or budget and we politely request that those who find this notice questionable send all complaints to our AI managed public response oriented email accounts.
>>43425495The best OP can make with his artistic skills.
>Mr. Human my name is Chrhsalis. I’m trying to usurp the current queen of my hive and then lead an eventual takeover of Equestria so my subjects can cocoon and feast on the love of helpless victims. But I need a champion to do it, she’ll see an assassination attempt coming a mile away if its me. I’ll make it worth your while. Please? I can make you immortal or something else.
>>43427226ew>*kicks her in the face face and shits all over her body*
>>43427226Nah, I'm going to Equestria as a pony.
>>43427226shape-shifting succubus>only exists to drain your life and resourcesI see right thru your disguise! You're actually a human woman!
This is me! My name is Daydreamer :D
>>43424333With her horn, dumbass.
>>43422459Name your age, sexual orientation and favorite hole.
bump
>>43422459nice mare
>>43422459Is this mare Daybreaker but good than evil?
Teenage ponies think their too old for spankings. In reality, it just means they get spanked harder.Featured stories:Applejack and the Stallion Stampede by DCFTEFhttps://ponepaste.org/6408Pinkie Pie Paddles Gallushttps://ponepaste.org/11837Cadance Foalsits by Panhttps://ponepaste.org/6542Things from last thread:>43214715 (Twilight headcanon.)>43226114 , >43229440 (Twilight spanking Spike, then Applejack story.)>43235571 (Image edit.)>43265399 (Anonfilly spanked by Twi's parents short.)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43424797Needle on sore rump.
>>43424034>>43424402Medical paddle is best at correcting Faker's Disease.
>>43425963It's an effective cure, but often parental assistance is advised to ensure it does not come back.
>>43426939I love this one. It's true to the episode as well.
>tfw you finally realize the "Earth Ponies have horrifyingly strong super-muscles" thing also applies to vaginal muscles as well
>>43425744Oh, I'd love to hear some soovin' tunes from her ohlroite
>"Ello', moi 'ansom patient! Just ere' for a spesermen' sample!">But y-you already took one, Nurse Tavi..and where's the cup I'm supposed to do it in?>"Bah, doon't be half-daft, me utaris' is good a container for ya lil marchers, now off with the pants, be a good lad."
>>43427109"B-but Nurse Tavi, what if you get pregn-">"Pfft, are you shchewpid? Loik I wud evah let ya jizz in me when it's noht my safe day">Focus shifts to the hidden fertility pills in the background>8 weeks later>"OI CUNT, LUK WUT I GOT!">Tavi shows you a pregnancy test along with an ultrasound>It's fucking TRIPLETS>You feel your soul leaving your body>"DONYA KICK THE BOCKET, YOU SHITE! AHM GUNNA SHANK YER ARSE IF YA DON' TAKE RESPONSIBILI'EE">Not like you have a choice, anyway
>>43427198>Pregnant Chavtavia
>>43427209Imagine meeting her giga chav parents after this...How will Anon survive?
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>43311537--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Be Shining Armor>Facing probably the greatest challenge of your life>That is, officially asking for the hoof of the love of your life in holy matripony>Standing regally in your Captain of the Guard dress uniform at the center of King Anon's throne room >flanked by rows of your fellow guard ponies>you give them a glance, some of them trying to hide a grin while some gives you looks of encouragement>Your parents are stands proudly behind you >While in front of you, sitting upon his throne is the one and only King Anonymous>Beside his throne stands the two newly returned Princesses, Celestia and Luna>Princess Celestria has a barely disguised look of mirth and excitement upon her regal face>While Princess Luna's keeps shooting glances at the back of the Kings head >If looks could kill, your beloved king would be dead and gone twice over>Below his throne stands your precious little sister>With a grin that spans from ear to ear and trying hard not to bounce where she stands like a little filly>Right next to her is the one pony your heart desires the mostComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43426221More Luna is more better. The thing about dreams and dreamers who wake up is that it can go any way.
>>43425661Considering the shit that the Flim Flam brothers and other pull off, I suppose so.
>>43426825I guess earlier Anon had a point of towns being isolated. No lynching for them for that small town justice.
>>43426465
>"Do you like nerd girls Anon?"
>>43426230Nice.
>>43426230I can't believe I forgot about this cutie
>>43404394I like nerd mares. With hooves.
>>43408849I myself am also lacking a vagina. Your argument is faulty.
>>43418635SEEEX
I refuse to wait several months for the next one again edition.>/shy/thread Ponepaste (includes the OP, writefag list, writefag request bin, and all current/completed stories) https://ponepaste.org/user/FluttershyThread >Collaborative Fluttershy playlist (request for new content to be added in the thread) https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwnQJZ2vx1OojIw8Ue0o9Uxy >/mushy/ Musical mixtape (request for new content to be added in the thread) https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwlV6Vdoba4EvN7tpXBBZmQ7 Previous thread: >>43401813
>>43426181>I actually wroteI don't believe you! There hasn't been a green around her since the great Fluttering many moons ago.
>>43426181Please do, I stave for Fluttershy greens, and I was hoping the one in that thread would get continued. I tried bumping the thread but I guess it wasn't enough.
>>43426257>I don't believe you!fuck you! them's fighting words! to prove you wrong I'm gonna continue it!
>>43426473What? Why you little upstart! I have a half a mind to read that green if you do.
What was his fucking problem?
>>43425507can confirm
>>43264554He rules Equestria with his jelly army.
who sells so big jars for jelly.
>>43426407this mare
>>43426770I guess that's how she makes her money selling cherry jars...
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>43363929
>>43425881aight
>>43426093God fucking damn the fucking hips on that tomboyish female are WIDE
>>43426098Reminder that Dashie is canonically a 4'10" womanlette.
>>43426606God that's so hot, she probably weighs a lot for the height due to her dense muscular build.
Do you want a fresh, fabulous and mysterious thread to post zeebs? This is the perfect place. Post any pic, stories, opinions and more from your grace.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43344269
Thoughts on my zebra OC?
>>43425829very cute my brotha, what does his "cutiemark" mean?
exotic and alluring
>>43425829Cool. Does he have a name?
Videos Played on Saberspark & Paleo's Brony Breakdown: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgG8VH6Mom1rTz1_RVG3Ifakvgte5x1B3Videos Played on EmuEmi's Pegasisters Live: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgG8VH6Mom1ohkoMlJSlT72KSM2568DtnHere are a collection of over 1,000 brony fan videos from 2012-2014 played on these podcasts, with compilations of all of the parts from the shows where they played and reacted to the videos (with full timestamps and links), as well as the videos on their own. Enjoy this cool time capsule! And anybody have any thoughts on these podcasts along with the Everfree Network as a whole? I know they caused controversy within the fandom.
>>43426140Why?
>>43424999If you want to archive them upload those to pony.tube
>>43424999Saberspark is cool
>>43426891>saberspark>cool
>>43426907He was a massive brony
