Captain of the Wonderbolts
>>43474231This requires some context.
>>43473845>spoilerDO IT FAGGOT
>>43475063Spitfire sure does love blowing.
Idk man just post Trixie doing cute stuff or being happy
>>43472138>”Let’s skip that. Anon kept us waiting long enough.”>”Trixié.”>”W-well Trixie doesn’t quite remember the words”>Sunflower gave her a stern look made more frightening by the height advantage sitting on the toilet gave her over Trixie, who is just on the floor leaning against the tub>”Anon, did Trixie evair tell you abut zé reason shé dropped oot of te 'ighést 'onaired schoul een Centairlot? Has shé tuld you she studiéd zer?”“No, that’s news to me, Though I’m still wondering why I’m in a tub-”>Trixie looked petrified and gave the signal by slamming her hooves together>”Okay everypony, eyes and mouths shut!”>the incandescent glow from the ceiling bulbs hitting the bathroom’s yellow wallpaper wrapped around Trixie made her fit the part of a preacher better than cheap pyrotechnics could>save for the blackened horn, she looked like a masterpiece>”Ahem. Bless us oh Princess of...All That Is, for this bread thy little ponies have received through thy continued bounty. Bless us with time..annnd uh..friendshippahh-rubadubdubthanksforthegrub so be it.”>and so she began digging into her own plate of Sunflower’s creamy mound>”...Zo be et”“Amen?”
>>43476438>nothing but the sounds of forks scraping plates for a moment>Sunflower bit off her own piece and pointed it towards her daughter>”Eet was a bit of a rustay pairfairmance, but te longair you stai te maire eet weehl come bak to yo.”>”Hmm *munch* Why bother? It’s an outdated prayer anyways. *munch munch* That goes for pretty much *munch* everything to do with *munch* Canterlotian Doctrine”>Sunflower’s fork slipped from her magic grip>that fork hitting the floor sounded like a lead pipe in that instance made worse by the shit acoustics“Miss Spectacle?”>”Mom?”>”Oh excusé moi. Eez zis because ai let you go off on yur own?”>Trixie was taken aback>”What? What does that have to do with anything?”>she planted her hoof on her forehead>”Do you plan on brengeng a curse into our homé?”>what cheap pentecostal drama did you just wake up toComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43476438Sunflower sitting on the toilet really drives it home: these fucking mares eat in the bathroom. What the actual fuck is going on in Prance and why did they bring it to Equestria?>>43476440>Horse Church Schisms>Prench ponies eat in the bathroom>Creamy Mound, the famous regional dish>Sunflower getting more incomprehensively, offensively Prench with every post (compliment not criticism)>Trixie is so tsundere she banishes you to the couch for backing her upchefkiss
>>43476474The floor is nature's couch, obviously
POST PICS OF SONATA HERE
>>43473954>>43474229Everyone else from equestria seems to have their counterpart in EQG-Land, who's to say there isn't a trio of human Dazzlings out there living normal boring human lives?
>>43474265There probably used to be, but remember they are from a thousand years ago.
>>43474265in EQGverse they're like candiru fish. they crawl up victim's urehtra and parasitise the bladder
>>43465185
>>43475421ancient art
Ahem! I SAID Stella Sprinkles thread!Some greens about her:https://ponepaste.org/2945 - Artisanal ice creamhttps://ponepaste.org/679 - Stella Sprinkles' datehttps://ponepaste.org/707 - Stella Sprinkles's PromThread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ErnaHOrpdc
>>43472970did she do her job correctly? how many stars would you give her?
>>434740824/5 not enough lewdness
>>43470480boop
Also early 2010s nostalgia. Obviously /mlp/ related things from the early fandom, but this thread is also a general nostalgia thread for how things used to be. The days when the internet wasn't so corporatized.Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgcE8hr406Y
>>43472811>Bronies are not autistic
>>43456131Epona?!
>>43473978epona!
>>43475015>>43473978Link, he come to town!
>>43475495what an old reference
What a horror...
>>43369615Spread LOVE to ALL! Sex orgies 24/7!
Fruit farm ponies like Applejack buck trees and catch the apples with baskets. That makes sense, and is physiologically possible for them. But what about vegetable farm ponies like Carrot Top? How does she harvest her carrots?
>>43475502And what about the tomatoes?
>>43476418Carefully grip the stem in your lips, bite through it, then release the part that's no longer attached to the tomato. Seems kinda obvious really.
>>43476418Tomatoes are fruit
>>43476418A lot of tomatoes have like a "knuckle" just above the fruit. Just lift up on the tomato and it basically just pops off the vine with little pressure.
>>43475391This explains literally nothing.
Previous thread:>>43289275Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>43474180>not fatpplejackOne job
>>43467304Cutie mark carjackers
do you continue to struggle with making a pony that doesn't look like shit? I do too, but not anymore!behold the NEW AND IMPROVED pony randomizer, now with 20% more randomness!old thread: >>43452246constructive criticism is always appreciated
>>43472507This is great! I bet she'd love to hang out with the Paleo family.
>>43472323cool!
>>43472861She came out looking a bit grumpy but maybe she'd be a good friend anyway.
>>43468901>>43470320>>43470484>>43472507based drawchads
>>43472323Pretty cool. It's going to have more potential for randomising colours if you'd want that and personally, I'm a fan .
>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0 Stories:https://docs.google.com/document/d/18whYJb4xnphRlRtX0PNu8-intT8jiiTGSCzogO5Nj5s/edit?usp=sharing >I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify ̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶F̶g̶t̶ Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingAssess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8>I don't like this thread because of reasons. You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Boop
>>43475240backpack filler
Pweb
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #189, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶ MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (CAI bots + Old repository):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJTSillyTavern website extension: https://github.com/MLPChag/SillyTavern-Chag-SearchBunch of Character Cards (Descriptions/No Greetings):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y6LNOCqAZAWIX-OBEv55HjlzcEdpUh-XbKCpbpL6v5kCAI bots converted to Tavern: https://files.catbox.moe/ckurq1.zipbonziPONY: https://github.com/maresmaresmares/bonziPONY!!!GALLERY!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶ How do I start?1) Select a FrontendComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43476372>>43476377https://files.catbox.moe/9vwzl8.json
>>43476378When you create a scene with instructions and characters, be it for a simple visit, a Custom Start, or a Dream Sequence, you can export it and share or replay it if you want.None have been shared so far.There's also a more advanced mod scenario called Nightmare AU, but it's a different system:https://equestrai-ponyponyparadise.neocities.org/mods#nightmareMod
>>43475530>>43474587Both added!https://equestrai-ponyponyparadise.neocities.org/characters
>>43476430Some example scenarios etc. for all the make your own content stuff would be nice as a example of what should be done.
PREVIOUS BREAD: >>43342211You know the drill: Anonfilly grows up physically. Maturing mentally is entirely optional.Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11463https://ponepaste.org/11575https://ponepaste.org/11999
>>43474366Perhaps a fag, even
>>43475702The ass was fat, indeed
>>43476456Outwardly, Twilight's grumpy about Anon's slovenly disregard for her own healthInwardly, Twilight's grumpy that she didn't share
Previous Thread: >>43239004Post pics and love Sunset.My Past Is Not Today Artist Collabhttps://mypastisnot.today/Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956GreentextSavant’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231HolytntDiver's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/HolytntDiverHoly's Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/user/HolyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43474068>>43475214TIL I learned *I'm* a girl
>>43471157/r/ing some based editfag to step up to the plate and give our girl the gamerfluff she deserves
Sunset shimmy meeting in room 1028
>>43476258are you all going to fuck and suck
>>43476258Fuck, I missed this post
Adventure! EditionAs the subject implies, /sfw/ is a thread for safe-for-work depictions and discussion of your favorite fillies, colts, baby dragons and any other kid characters from Friendship is Magic. Feel free to post original characters and original content alike!Previous Thread: >>43402699
>>43476045She needs to make some friends, golly.
>>43475036
>>43476344You know what? I'm starting to think that filly's kinda silly.
Previous thread: >>43393498/moon/day Thread OP template: https://ponepaste.org/10858 /moon/day Story Archive: https://ponepaste.org/10731 Lunar Tunes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPZFLrezW19x4msWO-HIuHvjwdWSfiVdc Equestria Project (meditation/lucid dreaming guide): https://pastebin.com/3mQfmH24 (embed) (embed) Old /moon/day story archive: https://poneb.in/He5X50m6 Obligatory: https://youtu.be/-BjO2pXcqJI?is=OHly-IzG9X9mZYNB Humanizations of Princess Luna and others have a dedicated thread - post them there. Keep it pony (aside from inclusions of Anonymous in pics). Ongoing Stories: "Demons & Nightmares", by Durr0694: https://ponepaste.org/11243 "Moonlight, Veiled - Book 3", by horsa: https://ponepaste.org/11561 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
My black kween is so hot and sexy and is a great wife!
>>43474697if you really want to know, I put a strap around the TV to give the cart an illusion of sturdiness, but in reality, it is extremely topheavy and easy to tip over and I'm just hoping that doesn't happen
>>43476002so THIS is why they had to fake the entire thing... is the portal located ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?!
