New fetish acquired. It's a MILF in the body of a little filly.Becase we here at /mlp/ believe in exquisite fetishes such as reverse gender roles in Equestria.We don't believe in cuckhairs and NTRs, we just call it for what it is: cheating and furthermore let me tell you about a little story an anon had but ponified as usual.>Be me at party, tall handsome prettyboy stallion>Equally tall pretty mare sees me, our eyes connect, it was love at first sight.>There was Mud Briar next to her talking about random bullshit and she looking very disinterested>I walk up straight to her and say "I really feel like we have a connection together and would like to be your lover from now.">"I feel the same way">We both walk off into the night and we don't even notice if Mud Briar had any reaction to the ordeal. It was like he was an NPC plant.While I find the ponies bean-bodies phisiques cute and cat-like, I think the taller more alicorn yet slender deer-like bodies are the way to go, especially with cat mannerisms. Nightmare Moon looks like a panther with wings.
>>42892541Kek.
>>42893434I thought that was a bottle of vodka like cozy glow was slavic
>>42817422>mind of an adult womanWhy the fuck would you want that
>>42894773So she can tell me about all the pegasi's fine arts and classical ideals that brought the other pony tribes out of the dark ages and why they're still the the strongest pony demographic.
>>42894773Why not?
Hearth's Warming EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>42792475Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_dhm Ex Waifu Ex Machina: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewDrawings: https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-dhmComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42892824that's one tiny Dashie
>>42894777pretty eyes
>You are now Princess Celestiawhat do?
>>42893591>Solar powered nukeAt least it's an environmentally friendly mushroom cloud.
>>42892820>American freedom cheeseNever heard of that.
>>42893891t'is a joke on americans renaming french fries (aka belgian fries) as freedom fries for not going to war against iran
>>42893591why would equestria need a nuke
>>42894794Incase those filthy gr*ffons come running.
>you are trixie
>>42892868What is she doing in there
>>42894098She's doing me
>>42894134Trixie is doing herself?
>>42894148The great and powerful Trixie is sucking on the great and powerful Trixie marecock!
>>42894782Hawt
Last Thread>>42803326 (Cross-thread)Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/>What is this thread about?A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tollshttps://ponepaste.org/9645 - Love GamesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42894886I wanted to keep it a more innocent puppy love style thing, but I had considered it.https://files.catbox.moe/s4mnbd.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/b578ex.png
>>42894996I had innocent puppy love once with a girl who was into buttplugs.. it's not entirely incompatible.
>>42894996This is really "doggy style">*Wink*
>>42894996Gosh, she's so cuteI really want to pet her while she sucks my cock
Flurry Heart sneaking into the guest room at night to give you a blowjob and later maybe getting a quickie in the butt. She just sits there on your lap as you plap her, pants at her ankles. When you're done with both BJ and anal, she separately shows off the loads you left her.
she forgives you because she's a good religious mare
>>42893735Nice
What character/person has the closest sounding voice to what you would imagine Aryanne to sound like?
>>42894727
>>42892870On the tenth day of Hearthswarming my waifu gave to me:Ten pints of lager,Nine showers cleansing,Eight legions heiling,Seven Jew-skin lampshades,Six Flammenwerfers,FIVE GOLDEN TEETH!Four Tiger Tanks,Three dead French,Two Panzerfausts,And a zigger hanging from a big tree!
>comes to you>adjusts glasses>smirks>you will lose your wizardry powers
spooni spotten in the mogmu
>>42894576oh god that's adorable!
>>42893771Lewd
Winter edition.Previous thread >>42626139
>>42893653M'lady
New christmas pic.
>>42894390she brought a bag of sex toys for you to test on her
New Year's EditionPrevious Threads: >>42671131 >>42695970 >>42719013 >>42891540 Suggest changes to the OP.Is "/mlp/ - Mog Little Pony" a better thread subject?Thread theme: January (Party Down In The Gym)https://youtu.be/D4JPSqF6vfs?si=lLwVme9pzsWq8Aam&t=600
aha
bump aha
>>42893430Nice to see this back. Wish more Anons cared about their health enough for this thread to be more regular
>>42894863This board went from being /b/ with ponies to /r9k/ with a pony theme.
We're so fucking back
Squashed by Mods >>42719202Gobbled up >>>>42618254Writers, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Threadly pollhttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyp
>>42891384Do it
>>42891971
>>42893324It's a fantasy, get some help yourself.
Bump
“Does anyone still like me at all or even remember me?”
>>42893880Peach is a great flavor. Apricot is better though.
>>42894353>Message in the bottom left of the mirror>I CAN HAVE A DOZEN FOALS!
>>42889956Even better!Chris chan made a poster and put it on display at his community college. He then got into an argument with the dean of the college as she viewed it as effectively soliciting sex. If any zoomers want to know more, look up "chris chan attraction sign" or "chris chan love quest"
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42794417--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42889575>You got some leaves stuck in your mane, your tail is knotted from wandering through some very clingy brush, and ->Wait, hold that thought for a minute there>Just gonna resonate your horn a bit harder and...>Success! >The pile of leaves condenses, atoms shift, and you're now the proud owner of a sentient bean bag>The perfect companion for Spike 1>Poor guy's been lonely lately, you can tell>But man>A transfiguration spell and a Locomotion enchantment combined into one cast? >You fucking rule>And thus surely, (You) are Hermitnon>You wipe the sweat off your brow, satisfied with another display of your magic>Studying up how to force those spells to work together seamlessly was like trying to shove a rock all the way into your brain>But there's nothing quite as satisfying as it all coming together successfullyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42894567>Though even if the Elements of Harmony hadn't been fed back to the Tree, you doubted they could make a big enough Rainbow to hit all of them at once>So, the next best thing>Someone hitting the Rewind button a bit>As you expected, Discord was pretty miffed by your treatment of Fluttershy>Fortunately he still felt pretty bad about the whole 'killing you in a heinously gruesome way' debacle>And you were flanked by Celestia, so he was even less eager to turn you into a potted plant or the color purple>(That is to say the concept of the color purple, rather than changing your coat's color)>But, yes>Even better, he was willing to help out>Set the scales more evenly so he'd have an easier time looking you in the eye>Or in his case act like it was perfectly square and start brazenly acting like a bit of a prick like he did everyone else>The things you put up with for ponies>So much power in his claws and he chooses to express it by basically emulating Carrot Top of all comedians>Prop comedy is lame as shit, manComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42894569>With an appreciation for nature - real nature, not the bullshit outside the Everfree>So it wasn't to any real surprise when the Timberponies elected to remain within the forest>Things made sense here, and it's not like they were big on civilization centuries ago>A society that had an even aggressive stranglehold on nature without their Prince to direct the seasons and cycles managed to be even less appealing to them>It was a pain at first>Paths that were empty now featured Ponies>Retreats into the parts of the Everfree that approached the concept of 'serene' now had the chance of being interrupted by being stumbled upon>But the Timberponies didn't push>They didn't insist that your time was theirs to tread on>At best they would offer, and...>You started joining them>Stargazing, observing dominance plays by predators, birdwatching>The kind of thing you'd enjoy alone before when destressing from magical studies>But now with enthusiasts who knew when to simply enjoy the silence and when was a good time to point out facts about the constellations, or call when one Manticore was about to strike, or correctly identify a blue jay call from a red jay callComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42894570That was pretty good, Anon. Are the timberponies mortal? Can they reproduce? Do they also have a penchant for stealing purple smart's shit?
>>42894570Loved the green, anon. Makes me wonder how Zecora suddenly feels about all the new neighbors, and the princesses, heck even Fluttershy considering how much it'd effect the wildlife.
I want to buy an iPad to get into digital art and drawing ponies. After some research, I'm thinking about getting an iPad Air. What do you think?
>>42893347>big boys>on /mlp/
>>42893248and this thread will continue to be ignored by annijay all the same
>>42894018Yes.
>>42893347For you
>>42892800Can I have one too OP?
Let's have a Lyra thread. Post minty mare. Bonus for snow or winter.
>>42893922Lyra!
>>42893217She's pretty good at that.
Cute pony.
I got an Equestria Plush Lyra at Everfree and I now need a Bon Bon to go with her.
Post dragons! Talk about dragons! I love them!
>>42894342I think only one image has been deleted in this thread and it definitely wasn't because of dragon butts.
>>42894342there's a bunch of smolderriere in this thread, wdym
Do you think dragons are naturally warm, or are they cold like reptiles?
>>42894342That sucks. We need as much dragon tushy as possible. How anyone can live without some nice dragon butt is beyond me.
>>42894471They have to be hot, they can breathe fire!
