Tipsy on Triskie EditionPreviously, on Showmare Does Magic: >>42502642>trixie's coat is smooth and not fluffy>what the fuck is a Lulamoon>trixie is an autassassinophiliac>what is trixie's political ideology>nonaffiliated/monarchist/jimble>AI banished with but a simple human touch>twilight stones trixie in carbonite, earning praise from princess celestia>her hat and cape are physical representations of her ego>kikes are responsible for every bad thing that has happened to trixie>monkey business>ponytale AU discussion where trixie is barney or the doeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>42625381I just realized I drew her almost like that one french guy
>>42625096>"Here, put Trixie's nuts in your mouth!"AHAHAHAHAHA!! FINALLY!!!
>>42625381I'd let her slide down my pole if you know what I mean.
Previous thread: >>42573242Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42573242>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42625185lol
Previous Thread: >>42453548Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)BetAnon:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42619672https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDwThanks for remembering me, anon.
>>42623903Gallery?
>>42624743Got this from canterslut and the reply to the post saying exactly what you said was this >>42623972If that identical post asking for a gallery also happened to be you then lol
>>42625413I’d get between adult flurry’s legs.
0 Continues Available EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Mythology Retold, Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War Thunder, Borderlands 2, Lethal Company, Mindustry, Truck Simulator, Empire at War, Pony Kart DS, Among Us, Halo, UT2004Vidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 1 and 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>42570185
>>42577144Get away from that thing, Cherry Berry! You'll get gibbed if it falls on you!
>>42578163What game?
>>42611945She looks like she's sexually enjoying whatever she's playing.
>>42618067Do you have Switch Online or anything?(I guess we could play emulation on PC too).>>42619806I think I have Age of Empires 2 DE.I'm primarily a Warcraft 3 player.
>>42625162>because I just couldn't divert any factories to tanks or planes.Anon...How many mils did you have at war start?
LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GollyFag here. Sorry that I myself have not been participating in these threads as of late, and probably they’ve been dying a lot faster thanks to me.The reason is that the ending of the show just upsets me so much that it’s pretty much just hard for me to even feel the joy that this wonderful, perfect character is supposed to bring.But with Mare Fair coming up, I’m gonna be debating about this a bunch IRL, finally getting my actual voice out on it and shit. Kinda feels a little disconnected to only do text. Even when people respond, it’s more of a void. Less real and shit. So I’m REALLY excited to get my words on the matter out there at last.But anyway, that should make me feel a little better, I think. But this isn’t a thread about her punishment. It’s a thread about how perfect, sexy and Goddess-like she is.Pay your respects, slaves!!!!!!! ;)
>>42624040Twily would never do something like this.
>>42624040evil
>Golly, you sure are dim, locking yourself in here with me!
There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareThe man who holds his world is the happiest man he can beOld thread: >>42523335Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42624430Not all white ponies can swallow a pepper that big
>>42625395You mean ponies of color can swallow that thing whole in one go no problem?
>>42625432Only those of deep colors.
>>42625649cozy
post big tiddy Fluttershy
>>42623166Some have reported 3dpd with pronouns in bio to hold negative sentiments against indians and specifically mtf trannies.
>>42623573Cute
moo
>>42559872It does make sense.
>>42601142neetshy
welcome to the hiveeverybug is goneyet the love still remains>>New fresh /bug/ thread writing list:https://ponepaste.org/11359>>Some bug writing from last thread:>a little green about anon getting bug hugs>>42415585 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42371018/#42415585Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42624495>is that dumb and should they have rigid carapace instead?It's not dumb but I like to think that their exoskeletons are hard as rocks since most of them seem to be worker/soldier hybrids. Their faces and butts can be softer for gentle handling and sitting respectively.
>>42624495I imagine they have a stiff exoskeleton, like hard plastic, with a thin layer of a tissue with a vinyl-like texture over it.If they have lots of love in them, they can soften the exoskeleton, using the energy of the love to prevent their collapse, instead of the strength of the chitin. They use this to be soft and squishy to get more love out of captive humans.
All bugs deserve your love <3
>>42624590>Gentle grabbingPardon?
Good night to the hive and all its bugs
Would you?
>>42602019ark angel
>>42599026yep
>>42601096plap it
>>42615552Are you new?
>>42624509The thread?
Your waifu is always there for (You).Share your experiences and discuss all things waifuism, be it highly spiritual or utterly mundane.>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing & growth.>How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.Last Wednesday's thread:>>42581048Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
Boop
>>42622232Ey! I'm sitting watching Cory talk bollocks right now.
>>42624254Cory best waifuLove them mother-bearing hips
Go up
>>42625363
Why did Twilight Sparkle kill the foals and put their souls into these Animatronics?
>>42623870This. Everything a mare does is in hopes of getting some Human On Pony Action.
>>42624058Checks out
>>42624058Purple Mare.
The mare behind the slaughter.
>>42625495Remember when the living tombstone made pony songs?
Newfag who never watched the movies here. But every thread I check I see the same contradicting opinion parroted around>barbies bad>sex with sunset shimmer
>>42615007>the humane 6 don't get enough development to distinguish themselves from the original m6Well yeah, they aren't really meant to be distinct you're supposed to think of them as the same characters from FiM just in human form
>>42625310Yet there are enough differences to call them different characters.
>>42625561Like being humans for one thing.
>>42621164Don't ledditors hate bullies with a burning passion.
>>42623349>So you would say that this character made you rethink and reevaluate your own life with her story?I still struggle with the belief that ambition itself is the killer of dreams and happiness, yet rationally I know this to be oversimplification to the point of lying. I had people around me, including my parents, pressure me to teach myself how to socialize and earn money at a young age. Yet like Carl Jung said, playing the hero is makes you worse. I was not taught basic social skills, and had a neurotic mother who drilled into my skull repeatedly that the world is dangerous and everything I do will lead to my demise. I didn't get to watch the TV shows or read the comics my peers got into, so connecting to them over it was hard. In a way, I was more like Sci-Twi in her study cave, using academics as an identity. Still, I dropped out of Uni and now am in the process of questioning old beliefs and socially branching out. I'm thankful for what I have, and am better at reading people than I was.
Previous thread >>42516662IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX Master list (new and improved!): https://ponepaste.org/11293Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy PiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Peon hours begin>"Waaaah it's shit"
>>42624386>>42624425
>>42622470So that'll be what, 5 more months.
>>42622470>easy money, they said>just a contract to secure a shipment of cookies, they said
>>42617338But who is more sugoi?
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Rarity finds you while collecting gems>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her doll>She tries out all her dresses on you>Even brings over Twilight to do some beautifying magic on you>Teaches you how to act like a lady>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful mare>That's who you are now
>>42623726You'll be blocked at the gate and evaporated trying to get that shit through the portal.
>>42625371Same for you, faggot.
>>42625374>He thinks spears can't get made in Equestria
>>42625379Same can be said for guns, dummy.
>>42617814That's impossible!
This time no biting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwyxd_zvbjw
>>42624092why do she have a tennis ball on her horn
>>42624635It's the unicorn protection device silly!Or something like that.You know, to prevent unicorn to stab you with their devil horn?...No, seriously, watch G5.It's not as good or soulful as G4, but it still has it's moments.
>>42624645well that's creative...
>>42624645I don't think we ever see a unicorn using their horn to stab another pony. I know that one blue stallion does it to pop balloons but never another pony.
>>42624666Earth ponies sure are creative, Satan>>42625353Yeah, but G5 earth ponies are scared of this pointy thing, so they designed this protection device.On the other hand, G5 unicorn horns are pointy enough to pierce metal cans, so, yeah, better safe than sorry I guess.
