Why is Anonfilly x Rumble so cute and perfect?
>>43527055I wouldn't. He's just too cute!
>rape
>>43527486Yeah, but imagine how much cuter he would be after you rape him.
>>43528050I'd rather want him to rape me.
>>43528050im concerned on how that would make him even more cuter
It's been a year since it ended, it was a fun ride...
>>43527560SHE KNOWS
>>43527560Shoulda snipped when ya had the chance AJ
>>43527560This is what happens when you take sooo long to pop some kids, beaten to the punch!
>>43527253Godly power doesn't come with godly attitude. But at least it's born from godly sex
>>43527560You just know that she’s gonna snap out of it and have no idea what she was even screaming about
From left to right: SoGreatAndPowerful, PaleoSteno, Andrew WK, and Adolf Hitler. Photo found in a brony breakdown episode ( https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgG8VH6Mom1or4T1xBLU_Ih3-BpFdHwCA&si=nPJRPVUFqq2o1RGX ) after being presumed lost.
>>43528640>foid interviewing another foidOh shit, where did I all the fucks I give go?
>>43528712in the cock that went up your ass, faggot.
>>43528716Okay simp
>>43528805"Simp" and "Incel" have become two of the most misused words ever, either people using the first as "being nice to a woman in any way" and the second as "misogynist"
>>43528828Okay simp
End of Pinkangelion editionPrevious thread: >>43446516/pnk/ pastebin archive: https://pastebin.com/JDnCudzJAll Pinkie Pie (and/or Pinkamena) lovers welcome!Post ponk, love ponk, cherish ponk, forfeit all mortal possessions to ponkPonk clips:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoXHb9V5YfHwCGjT61mJwvC99uMrYDNX9
>>43528107Well obviously frosting, silly.Frosting will actually get looser with friction since it's just fat and sugar so it will just melt and provide lubrication.Cake batter however, due to being mainly flour with little oil and egg acting as a binding agent, will provide less friction and best case scenario it will be like jerking it through mud and worse just jerking sticky mud with zero dick to hand contact.So yeah, just use frosting.
>>43528107>what would you use as lube to masturbatelube>to Pinkie Piestill lubenow, what would I use to masturbate Pinkie Pie?butter, with a pinch of her breast milk
Tired little horse
>>43528537Goodnight Mrs horse, sleep well.
>>43528402I wish to be squished by pinkie pie
This is Cumshine, and she will be the Pony for the entire internet. Please treasure Cumshine, she is a little shy.
>>43527408I think you already did that to make it.
>>43519943I look like this and I live like this except I don't look like this.
>>43527408Lots of angry sex.
>>43513966Nigga that's NUTS!
>>43527408They're fighting over who gets to extract Anon's cum
Previous Thread: >>43391965Comfy wubber editionShow Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43528769Better late than never, I supposeSloth is a deadly sin
>>43528771But I love my lazy wubber
>>43528794It's unhealthy to be too lazy. Work sets you free.And don't you dare mention Tavi's workaholism being unhealthy too
>>43528808But I love my workaholic donk tooIt’s a perfect balance
>>43528813That balance is the right amount of effort, that's why the two need each other. Tavi gets Voinyl off her ass to do her chores and eat healthy food so she doesn't get sick and Vinyl takes Octy to concerts and parties so she doesn't work herself into the ground
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Go to sleep>Luna is on now on top of you like a cat>Your body is crushed and brokenAt least it wasn't celestia.
>>43528371Luna sleeps on me every night and my body is far from crushed and broken. Same cant be said for my dick which is always sore when I wake up from the midnight rapes while I'm asleep. Fucking sleep magic keeping me asleep and stopping me from defending myself.
>you tell the pony you don't care too much for her antics
>>43528371Her butt is to tiny crush anyone.
>>43528325>>43528538>>43528189All of (You) Anons clearly haven't read the Constitution and forgot about my AR15 which is clearly guarded by the 2nd Amendment
previous >>43231330ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43528143>rainbow dash backs away, wiping her shirt, and you lunge at her, grabbing her around the waist. both of you fall to the ground, and you hear her hit the asphalt hard. >she knees you in the stomach, and you roll off of her. you hear the car behind you start, and roll out of the road as it goes by at high speed. >you look over at rainbow dash, also still on the ground, and see the flash of a knife. >she launches herself up, and you try to roll away, but she's too fast. she slashes your lower left leg, and you see blood start to soak your pants. >you can't stop moving. you grab her legs, trying to pull her down again. she kicks you off and grabs you by the collar, pulling you to your feet. you see the knife flash again, on the left, and grab her left shoulder. >she punches you in the upper arm with her brass knuckles, and you lean into it, letting her momentum carry both of you spinning back into the road. >rainbow dash moves to stab you again, and you swing her around. she grazes your side, but only enough to cut your shirt, not your skin. >she headbutts you, and you feel your nose start to bleed, but don't let go of her. she does it again. your vision is starting to go blurry. >"ANON! LEFT!">you jerk your head to the left at indy's voice, just in time to hear her tire iron whistle past your ear. it hits rainbow dash square in the face, and she goes down hard. >indy runs up from behind you. so twilight sparkle was driving the car... >you catch the tire iron as it bounces back from rainbow's body. rainbow dash howls on the ground and lunges at indy, her nose bleeding profusely. >indigo zap grins as rainbow snarls, tackling her to the ground. indy knees rainbow between the legs, and rainbow dash bites her in the chest. indy recoils, and rainbow throws a brass-knuckle punch. >it connects with indy's arm, and she rolls over, using the momentum to get on top of rainbow dash. she grabs rainbow by the neck. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43528166>you hear one car screech to a stop by indy's body. you need to keep running. rainbow dash turns down another cul-de-sac, and you follow. she runs between two houses, and trips over the edge of some innocent person's flower bed. >you catch up and swing the tire iron into her left leg. you hear a crunch. >rainbow dash looks up at you, defiant. she's a couple years older than you, it looks like. she's been doing this for a while. >you feel your body shaking as you look down at her, covered in blood. your leg is starting to hurt. >you try to speak a few times, and it fails. eventually you manage a strange, strangled imitation of a movie character. >you ask rainbow dash what the fuck she knows. what twilight sparkle told her. >you pull your gun out, and aim it at her head. rainbow dash just looks at you. >she killed your fucking partner. she should start talking, before some canterlot bitch can say the same thing. >what the FUCK does she know?>rainbow dash spits at you. it's mostly blood, with some snot mixed in. it lands on her own stomach, and stays there. >"ever heard of loyalty, kid?">yeah. yeah, you have. >BANG!>you have the sense to go a few houses down before sinking down, hugging your knees, and calling sugarcoat. you tell her what happened. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43528177Really enjoying this so far. Can’t wait to see what happens next.
>>43528177>>somebody has to. indigo's dead! indy's dead!>>"we'll mourn in november."kek
>>43528177I love it
Remember Nasapone?
>>43527488
>>43526915unf~
>>43527488Rakete?
>>43527491Tanks!
>>43527491Is that the real White Knight One?
Welcome game devs and pony game aficionados!In this thread, you're all welcome to talk about everything related to pony game development, be it yours or other's; This includes mods, standalone games, projects either personal or in a team, or simply ideas you've got.If it's pony and it's a game it probably fits in here.Gaming thread to play (generally non-pony) games with other horse fuckers:>>>/mlp/Pony Gaming/create/ thread (rip tempo):https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/catalog#s=/create/Various resources:/agdg/ general tutorials and resources: https://hackmd.io/SNd2YQugRG-36CLYc8Og2w/create/ resource bin: https://ponepaste.org/9401/agdg/ threads in other boards:https://boards.4chan.org/vg/catalog#s=/agdg/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
It's amazing how AI can just rig and animate 3d models now too. Got a derpy walk cycle going.
>>43527681Ever thought about learning how to do that yourself?
>>43527763No. I'm an AI maximalist. I specifically chose a game engine that has no visual editor and all models in the game will be created as python files that are generated through headless blender. The human input that matters now is wrangling the architecture so that AI doesn't step on itself and make it impossible for it to continue. I'm a lifelong programmer, not an artist. Pic related is my actual pre-ai attempt at this game. I said 500 hours in my other post but it was probably closer to 800 hours to make this. So much time was spent just on total bullshit like learning ECS vs phaser's game object loop, wondering if I should use observable mobx and react or if it's too slow, playing with dumb libraries, and trying to set up a map in ldtk. In the end, I made lots of working foundations for runescape style systems but the time it took killed all motivation to continue. AI is a dream come true for me because it distills programming down to the essence of what it was always trying to be: instructing a computer to do something.
>>43527910>AI is a dream come true for me because it distills programming down to the essence of what it was always trying to be: instructing a computer to do something.Programming is telling the computer to do /exactly/ what to do, that's the blessing and the curse of all computer scienceSlopping is just throwing shit until it sticks to the wall
>>43527910Feels like ya don't understand the joys of real creative work. Emphasis on the word "work".
What would you do if Vinyl Scratch were your sister?
more like Vinyl Stackedcause her big titty
>>43527653More like Vinyl Fat
>>43528057More like Vinyl plap
Previous thread: >>43507908Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43507908Bump ponies are lazy.>What is this thread about?SPG (Slave Pony General) is about ponies as a slaves, usually owned by Anon. He can do whatever he wishes, be it white-knight or an abusing master. Most stories can be somewhat grim, but they tend to be a little more hopeful than our sister thread - SiM.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)We have a Discord server! https://discord.gg/b7EFmajComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43525009I want to buy a mare and force her to be my cute little wife
>>43525009you've got curves too
Been away on a family and then a business trip in India of all places. Can't tell if I've achieved enlightenment, or I'm just glad to be back in the western world. Was fun, but exhausting.Thanks to the kind Anon who posted the latest updates - thread wasn't up in the last couple of days before I left, and too busy packing and planning to do it myself. Also thanks to Critiq-Anon for feedback!Getting back into normal schedule this week, expect an update on Thursday again.
>>43528739was it only in major metropolitan areas or did you get to see the horrors of rural India, their barely functioning train system, and pollution and human feces everywhere?
>>43528750I think rural, at least the more tourist-y places would have been fine, but we mostly saw one of the big tech centers and the surrounding urban, densely-populated city. Luckily we had native peeps to guide us around.
Self esteem Edition Previous Edition: >>43438682 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/ Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives: https://ponepaste.org/1046 Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in Remember: not to save anything of value on Pastebin ignore all attempts at early new threads Thread question: Do you like telling mares they're enough?
>>43528501>Why are you so fixated on trying to pretend this isn't a good situation?because it isn't
do y'all interpret Rarity as being a limp wrist or an over the top marely mare?
>>43528565>literal hardhat wearing pony who goes by herself into quarries and digs out gemsyou tell me anon
>>43528565She used to play college ball, y'know
>>43528565Both. She's bara as fuck and will prance around in pretty colty outfits but fold you into a pretzel if you talk shit about her lifestyle choices.
What if you went to Equestria only to find out you can only go to Anonquestria where every mare, stallion, alicorn etc. is another Anon?
>>43526479>and so were the all the writers.They're in a communist party?
>>43526479Starlight glimmer is one of the most effective demonizations of communism that's appeared in modern children's television though?Literally the #1 thing Starlight says is that the S5 premiere was evil. She mentions it way way more than the timetravel shit.
>>43527019>Starlight glimmer is one of the most effective demonizations of communism that's appeared in modern children's television though?No, it promotes communism actually.
>>43527545huh????
>>43527545No it doesn't retard, it makes it look stupid.
Previous Thread: >>43406564Post pics and love Sunset.My Past Is Not Today Artist Collabhttps://mypastisnot.today/Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956GreentextSavant’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231HolytntDiver's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/HolytntDiverHoly's Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/user/HolyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43527654Sciset > Sunlight
Imagine how much Flash suffered when Sunset forced him to be her boyfriend...
>>43528569SciSet is good. I still prefer SunLight, but that's because I like the idea of Alicorn Sunset, so that's the more fitting pairing for me.
