>"Come on, Anon! I thought Rarity talked to you about friendship and generosity and all that other bullshit! Just let me play your GTA! Pretty please with sprinkles on top?"
>>41847236Horses can't even use controllers. Baka.
>>41847236You are going to waste all my money if I let you play.
>>41847236No, you overwrote my save file last time
>>41847236Okay. But if you get caught, I had nothing to do with this.
>you have the only computer in Equestria>it still has internet access, thanks Discord>this has made you you stick to your old NEET habits>there's a wide magical world out there but you can still shitpost on 4chan and play immersive sims, what more do you need?>there's just one itty bitty problem>"Anooon!">you let sweetie belle use your computer one time>one fucking time>and now she comes over every day after school to try and play GTA Online>you can hear her hooves scraping against your door as she whines outside>"I just wanna finish my heist! I'll be such a good filly, I won't buy any cars this time! I promise!">she's gonna buy more cars>she figured out how to buy shark cards, the little shit>"Anooon... I just really like spending time with you, it's... i-it's really fun...">you can hear her sniffling>motherfucker>you're going to regret this
>>41847264She's my waifu, she'll get whatever she wants. I'll just admire her backside as she plays.
>>41847236Swibble I know you will dress Niko in something embarrassing and OOC. NEVER.
>>41847264Moar
>>41848070>you plug the gamepad into the front of your tower>sweetie belle's already standing on your chair, practically bouncing with excitement>you set the controller down just in front of her and get the game started, joining a private session>her horn sparks and flickers with just enough magic to let her move the sticks and press the buttons>you suspect that's part of the appeal for her, even her limited telekinesis skills work for this>she's a smart filly>smart enough to press down on the d-pad and see that there's no player list>"Hey! I wanna play with everypony else!">she huffs and puffs up at you for a moment>and then she remembers what actually gets you give in>that puppydog expression, she's pleading>"It's a lot more fun when I'm not alone...">fucker.>you go into the settings and switch her to a public lobby>the moment she's in, she's looking towards the microphone on your desk>"Hi everypony! I hope you're all having fun!">you can hear half a dozen people telling the squeaker to fuck off>she just giggles>you really, really hope she doesn't start using the vocabulary she's learning from playing this>part of you wants to head off and do something else but hearing regular people calling the filly slurs reminds you that you do have some responsibility here>so... you just watch her play>she's absolutely not good at the game, she can't move both sticks at the same time, but she is playing it regardless>it takes her a little while to get people for the last mission of her heist>mostly because the average person leaves the party the moment they hear her voice>but eventually she has three people who don't give a shit and she can actually go ahead with the heist>one of the other party members takes care of most of it but she's having a blast regardless>even when she's just sitting in the back of an armored car she's praising the driver for his skills>you're pretty sure he's russian and is just grinding out heists for easy money>when the mission's complete she cheers>"Great job everypony! You're the best robbers ever!">the russian actually says 'you're welcome', the other two are silent>sweetie's just happy that she won
>>41847236Seems only fair, after all I started playing it at your age>boots GTA2
>>41848097>back in the main lobby, sweetie belle goes into one of your garages and examines your car collection>"Your cars are so boring looking, Anon... why don't you make them pretty?">her idea of pretty is a lot like her older sister's>you really, really don't want her to customize your entire collection>and luckily, you don't have to worry about that this time because she gets distracted>what she gets distracted by is far more concerning>someone just noclipped through the wall into the garage>cheaters are never a good sign>she's just excited to have a friend, of course>"Hi mister! Wanna check out Mr. Anon's cars with me?">he doesn't>instead, he spawns hundreds of bags of cash and disappears>oh no>you try and warn her but she's not listening, she's spamming the A button to try and sprint faster>she picks all of it up. all of it.>"Thank you so so much mister! I won't have to buy Shark Cards and make Mr. Anon mad at me now!">you already know what's going to happen>she gets booted out of the lobby and the popup informs the both of you that she's been banned from Grand Theft Auto Online>you look down at her, she's just confused>"Did something happen?">you have to try and explain it to her>by the time she understands what's happened, she's crying>"B-but... but... why would he do something that would get me in trouble!? I...">you're really not great with kids>a few minutes of consoling later, you agree that you're going to try and get discord to make you an xbox because hackers aren't on xbox>why didn't you make sure she played peggle or something?>you could've prevented all of this
>>41848116Fucking kek this is gold
>>41847236>Fine, just don't load up the mods. Rarity won't like you playing San Andreas with "hot coffee"
>>41848097bless you anon
>>41848116I want to watch swibble play peggle
>>41847236I don't see why not. I played GTA as a child and grew up to be an eloquent young man.
>>41848116I never got banned when a hacker game me money, they just took all the money from me, I still got to keep the cars
>>41849369It's been too long since I played GTAO, I remember at one point in time getting banned was a real risk from people giving you cash. Makes sense that they eventually got better at handling it though.
>>41848116Should've introduced her to SA-MP instead.
>>41849358right. an eloquent young man on /mlp/
>>41849705Eloquent young men are allowed to like colourful ponies and live in the middle of nowhere. I have no other form of entertainment and you people are kind of funny sometimes. Second best thing is playing with my cat and he usually just walks away for days and I can't find him.
>>41848097>*spawns 12 wind turbines in front of her apartment*Nothin personnel
>>41850778>you've spent the past hour terrorizing some little brat>you've sent endless mountain lions after her, she's had a 5-star wanted level the whole time, her apartment is unusable>she's clearly having no fun>"T-that does it! I'm writing a letter to the princess about this!">lmao she has an imaginary friend>the next day you get on your pc and find you have no internet connection>you go and check your modem>there's no cable in the wall>it's just gone, the wall looks like there was never one in the first place>you go outside>there's not even a cable going into your house anymore>what the fuck just happened
>>41848116One shudders to imagine what she would do to Anon's cars
>>41851230If you've ever wondered why the game has like 5 different colors of pink available when painting your car, it's because the devs knew Sweebs was going to be playing it.
>>41847290She would walk around throwing cups and bricks at people for like 45 minutes before realizing there's a story
