Why is twilight such a retard at times?
>>43421547>what if the writer was also retarded?Many such cases.
>>43421537Explain
Bump
>>43422044no
>They infact nuked the dairy mare OC before doing anything about frogshit
https://u.pone.rs/qjicipfz.webm
>>43421310rip pinkie pie and granny smith
>>43421310OH MY CELESTIA!
>>43421610We already have a precedent for this.
>>43421310lol RIP bozo
>>43421310It's over.
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43421210He was trained by Vegeta, he’ll be lucky not to job.
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>"Hi, Anon.">"Fluttershy said I should ask you about your fetishes, for some reason.">"Do you have any idea what that's about?"
>>43422017YOU BITCH! I JUST GOT FIRED FROM THE PONYVILLE LOGGING COMPANY!NOW I'M UNEMPLOYED!
I JUST GOT PROMOTED! THANKS MILKY!
Make Your Mark episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBabxZiK1PO70G7bHKlCfXTtpTell Your Tale episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBaZqq_emLdwdCwU7O7RDEyxWPony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1Download link https://www.mediafire.com/file/j76lgbbq1nibrrj/MLP_The_Manga_Vol_1_HD.rar/fileGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-1/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Today is National Hand Holding Day
>>43419526Here comes Saucer ClothesHere comes Saucer ClothesRight down Stallion Lane..
Did the shartyniggers get too bored to fuck with other boards or something?
>>43421662LEWD
"You mean to tell me, dear sister, that WE are no longer permitted, even in private, what we once did openly upon our thrones?"
God why is /ss/ so hot bros
>>43420061Because it is.
where do i find more pony /ss/?
>>43419454>The foal's virginity, that's what being lostgiwtwm
>>43412881>“Oh Luna, you don’t understand. You may do whatever you wish, you just have to keep it secret. In the years you were gone I worked hard to create a world where my littlest ponies belong only to me. To have a foal is seen by the general populace as the greatest immorality these days. No decent mare or stallion would dare do such a thing. They will even police themselves, ensuring that Our foals remain pure for Our indulgence. We, and only We, shall dine on the sweetest, most tender suckling lamb— the sheep themselves will see to it.”Oh shit, sorry. Did that one hit a little close to home?
What would you do if Sunset Shimmer were your sister?
>>43419138Pants on head cousin
>>43419138i just noticed that i cropped it badly
>>43419138I bet 69ing with Sonata is awesome.
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Mind Control thread Revival #2: I can't believe that we hit more than 500 posts; it's been years since we have done that. We had some short greens and some edits, and here I am happy and eager to see more, so now let us see hypnotized MARES. HYPNOTIZED mares HYPNOTIZED MARES.
>>43419830The thread did better last time, when I did not post it, I will post it in a bit.
>>43419491I did not see the file name, I save my pictures as something different so I did not consider that this was the derpibooru number, thanks for clarifying.
Thread archive https://ponepaste.org/9352
>>43411518
>>43411518bump https://derpibooru.org/images/3870725
Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11463https://ponepaste.org/11575https://ponepaste.org/11999Herein are chronicled the tales of what happens when lil' faggot becomes big faggot. Marvel at her adult sexual confusion, depression and dealing with jobs and taxes!
>>43419173Amrefil
>>43418714>Wait>Three ponies->You whip your head around, looking into the back."You're the one who DIDN'T crap all over himself, right?">"Erm- yes?""Good. Otherwise you'd be paying to steam-clean my upholstery.">You turn to stare out the front>>>>>"Um, Anon?" Twilight's head is tilted oh so innocently.>>>"Anon!?"Turn to the right, to face Twilight. Hear the gears in your neck grind. "Yes?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>43419163mare hard at work!
Dawn
Previous Thread: >>43267894Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)Yehibo:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43339359I love boobs.
>>43420864>that Twilight chin
>>43421627Same, Anon. Same.
>>43421907I’d love to be her mechanical bull
Previous Thread: >>43324091Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Vinyl gets a ride from AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43421426>>43421453
>>43421453Nah, that's excessive, bro.
>>43421869I bet if it was a dick you wouldn't say that.
>>43421875Excuse you, I like reasonably-sized wubdongs/donkdongs, thank you very much. It needs to be believable.
>>43421869If I can’t be easily swallowed up between my wubwife’s massive heavy wooba, what’s the point?>>43421875I am also a fan of exceedingly large wubdong as well
>tfw you finally realize the "Earth Ponies have horrifyingly strong super-muscles" thing also applies to vaginal muscles as well
>>43418920INGERLAND!
>>43421593CAMON
>>43418920reminds me of drunk David hasselhoff eating that cheeseburger>Cor blimey...ow'd fings' end up loik' vis?
I love my donkey wife
>>43419325Cherish the donk
Teenage ponies think their too old for spankings. In reality, it just means they get spanked harder.Featured stories:Applejack and the Stallion Stampede by DCFTEFhttps://ponepaste.org/6408Pinkie Pie Paddles Gallushttps://ponepaste.org/11837Cadance Foalsits by Panhttps://ponepaste.org/6542Things from last thread:>43214715 (Twilight headcanon.)>43226114 , >43229440 (Twilight spanking Spike, then Applejack story.)>43235571 (Image edit.)>43265399 (Anonfilly spanked by Twi's parents short.)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Look at what came out of the draw thread!
>>43420631The prompt for this was a great idea.
>>43421387cute
>>43385334.
Echo EditionI like bats! You should post some.
>>43416818I've yet to see a slutty one.
>>43422006yuge earscute
Have you ever learned a friendship lesson on /mlp/? If anyone has any interactions from /mlp/ that still haunt them to this day, maybe even changed your life for the better, I'd love to read about it. Here's mine. Someone said that it was pathetic I can't self insert as muscular Anon because I can't even imagine a better version of myself, and I must be at total rock bottom. That anon was completely right, I have since changed my ways and taken fitness a lot more seriously, and also quit alcohol.
>>43420620Okay!
>>43420594i learned that if you let yourself have fun, and try new things, youll discover friends aplenty. friends you can be yourself with, whether shitposting or working together. worlds a brighter place with true friends
>>43420594This >>43421264And that no matter what, there are friends out there, people you get to have true friendship with for its own sake.
>>43420594Someone here called my english "fucking atrocious" in my first green ever in 2013 and now I'm fluent. Never stop bullying.
>>43420597FPBP
