post choco girlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTylYpwQ74w
>>43103168This one caused a huge shitstormhttps://x.com/wrldstarjen/status/2029281903761662026
>>43116711It always does, either on there or on here
>>43117097>>43116711I recall a Pinkie image created by a Bluesky chick that made every single joke /pol/ makes about black girls, but played it straight. She legit thought she drew something good and empowering
>>43115155>>43115866Spur from “Growing Up Is Hard To Do”
"Night Dance" editionWiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_WikiaOld pastebin of /nst/ greentext stories (most are dead): replace pastebin.com with poneb.inhttp://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5Poneb.in keeps the URLs the same apart from that.https://poneb.in/u5REjNtL BoringLighthttps://poneb.in/m6uAQbne CrusaderLighthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/JeffMango/BoringLight_u5REjNtL.txthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/ChurroAnon/CRUSADERLIGHT_m6uAQbne.txtComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43117742https://derpibooru.org/images/3785899
I’d swap bodies with Luna so i could feel that Moonbutt
>>43115758*rrriiiiippp*
>>43115767Yeah that's your ticket being ripped, moralfag.
>>43116243cope
>>43113789SCOOTALOO IS SHIT AND THAT IS FACT. COZY IS BETTER.
>>43043942Janitor pony so I can do it for free over in equestria as well.
Drama Queen EditionLast Th/ra/d: >>42934647A bunch of short greens:https://ponepaste.org/9328Rarity Mixtape:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGobcyqTXSUB7JJXs1DMpO5FSWFNxWCk7&si=cUn357_2JB9mLnUJSpotify Playlist:https://derpy.me/RJoFCPack of every good solo Rarity pic (abandoned, but feel free to continue):July - November 2022Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43112065When she sees my fat belly.
>>43117666TWINKIE
Guys, I have a confession to make. I think Rarity is amazing
RAPE edition>Get the gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/394360/Hearts_of_Iron_IV/>Get the modhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1826643372https://www.moddb.com/mods/equestria-at-war>Balefire Blueshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3259212795>Wikihttps://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/Equestria_at_War_Wiki>New to HoI4https://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/New_to_Hearts_of_Iron_4https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs3acGYgI1-v2rWyEDR8Mn3Avf9CxH1s1>/mlp/ EaW DiscordComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43116730What are you talking about? Everyone knows that balkanising countries into lots of tiny countries is wholesome! Big countries are bad!
>>43117016Why?
Did another A-Z game. This time Kingdom of Yakyakistan.I went harmonist for this one, got a civil war victory and managed to conquer bits of land next to me. Unfortunately, as Equestria won, and I got no wargoal on Nova Griffonia, and since they are in an endless war against Stalliongrad, who was the only one I could justify on, I decided to end it there. I pretty much got all the story-related parts of the focus tree done anyway and there were no other wargoals from it.Pros:>Fun civil war.>Some nice story bits.Cons:>The civil war buildup phase with the clans is a bit too easy. If you remotely know what you are doing (this was my first time playing), Jackistan will never get any other clan on their side.>Nothing much to do after winning.Overall, while not horrible, and possibly better if you buff up the changelings to win the Great War, I am disappointed with Yakyakistan. Jackistan seems like a better-made nation overall. As a result, Yakyakistan, despite being the more "canon" nation, I feel like your better off not playing them because the better yaks are right next to them, though this might change based off what path you chose.
>>43117375You don't get any wargoals because you ended up buying the land from Nova Griffonia.The clans mechanic is relatively easy for a human player if you know what you're doing, but still, the main clan that you have to worry about as a human player is the Juyilkhai clan. If they end up leaving, then it ends up eating equipment and manpower for the entire civil war.
>>43116730It says dissolution, dislexic-kun. It refers to unfinished cold war mod for EAW where after the war Equestria became even more autonomous and gave more power to mayors to govern their regions.
Previous thread: >>43068842Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43068842Spring cleaning edition.>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJtComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
dumb pony streaking the glass, needs correction
>>43116805Hooves are a debuff for cleaning.Pony belongs in the bed.
>>43116798That's a tiny pone
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43117442She’ll take it upon herself to educate you with sexual rock related puns, that may or may not even be educational, before raping you. >”Are you Bob Seger?”>”Because you’re hard.”>”Like a rock.”“What?”>rape
>>43117466jej
>>43117466Actually I’m more like jelly. Soft. Opposite of a rock.
>>43116323I already have a date go away
Waifu Love Edition>/shy/thread Ponepaste (includes the OP, writefag list, writefag request bin, and all current/completed stories)https://ponepaste.org/user/FluttershyThread>/mushy/: collaborative Fluttershy playlists (request for new content to be added in the thread)https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwnQJZ2vx1OojIw8Ue0o9Uxyhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwlV6Vdoba4EvN7tpXBBZmQ7Previous Thread: >>43007036
>>43117512I thought it didn't sound right with censorship. I just remember her smoking and selling something.
>>43117532She'd smoke your ashes if you spread rumors that she smoked weed
>>43117536She's a good horse. She wouldn't kill a man.
>>43117536
"Legend of Everfree + Games!" Edition>what's this?An EQG-only Cytube stream, where we rewatch the show, the fan content, and have fun with various activities, and everyone's invited!>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream>when?Next Sunday, March 22nd, at 4PM UTC.>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9724780/eqg-stream>what are we watching this time?Continuing with our goal of watching all official and semi-official content in chronological order...>"Legend of Everfree"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Just a reminder that we'll be playing UT2004 this Sunday!If you don't have it yet, you can download it the game and mlp mods here:>https://ponepaste.org/11301it's best to do so now in case any issues come up, and if there are any, feel free to post them here or in the gaming thread.Also, suggest white/black cards for Cards Against EQG!You can post your suggestions here or email me at eqgstream@gmail.com if you want to keep the surprise for other anons
>>43116355don't mind me, I'm just experimenting!more like playing around>>43116792the look just doesn't convey the same energy imo
>>43117030Try tracing over the pic and then turning it into vectors from there
>>43117206Are you saying it because AB and Sweetie look kinda bad?Yeah, I just drag and dropped the pics when I made that one; what about now?
Cuddle The NEET EditionPrevious NEET shenanigans:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42864897/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43115872kek, I love that mare.
>>43115673I feel so bad for her
>>43115673>>43117201I want to protect!
>Bat pony breaks into your house.>You try to get her out but she's too tricky.>Bat pony starts sitting on your lap any time you sit down and sleeping in your bed. Trying to sleep on the couch just means she sleeps on the couch too.>Can't get her off the bed. Cuddling is now mandatory.>You hold off for months... then make a single mistake one night.>One nut is all she needs. Bat gets pregnant from a single load like a total Stacy. She will never stop bragging about that.>And now?>You're stuck raising a bat pony daughter. And if you're not careful, well one more 'mistake' means you're gonna have two of them to take care of.
>>43117004>Vtuber Froot >No hoovesDon't care.
>>43117491Because you asked so nicely, more of the bat-winged vtuber Froothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U-RLBthlrc
>>43117586I don't know what you're trying to accomplish with this, but okay.
>>43117614>I don't know what you're trying to accomplish with this>>43115567>>43117491lol
>>43117651I'm starting to see why people say vtards are obnoxious.
Bunnygirls love to fuck (and be fucked) like bunnies!Slutty Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/6295previous sluttery: >>42987595
>>43116742The mindblowing screaming multiple orgasms by having her womb filled after savage cuntravagings are their own reward for Whoretavia:
>>43116937God, she's perfect. I'd knock her up so many times
>>43116742>>43116937>>43117130I like the way you think
On this Cosplay Friday, Slutlestia as Lisa from Genshin Impact:When this humble librarian sees your proud erect dick, her reaction will be 'Ara~ Ara~...!'
ATTENTION: we've changed server IPs. New IP: tf2.pony.horse OR 147.93.144.204:27015Young anon, this IS that kind of party!Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--rXfrpRXr4Previous thread: >>43035326Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit this link to check out the server info from your browser: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/tf2/38090784>Server infoServer IP: tf2.pony.horse OR 147.93.144.204:27015Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43116105
We touching tonite?
16 on koth_colonia
Beat and molest
>>43106590
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>42921050Topics discussed:>God bless the artist drawing cute evil Glimmies>Glim had another squash soup dream about you>GLIMMY SEXO>Starlight would run Winter Wrap Up like a well oiled machine>Glimbros upgrade their computers and inflate the RAM market>Anon receives a spicy gift>Glimmy criticizes our current tax system>Glim's fat flank catches her mane>Glimmer sees (You)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Glimmy day is TOMORROW
There's a Glim Glam for everyone.
>>43116680It's over
This is a thread dedicated to the one that held G% together and brought G% down with her, the freed true Alicorn who is alive and unspoiled, rightful ruler of Equestria, the Terror of Creaturequestria, the strongest mare to walk the earth or even exist: Queen Opaline Arcana!>MESSAGE FROM THE QUEENhttps://files.catbox.moe/gjw4g5.mp3
GLORY TO QUEEN OPALINE
Opaline the Conqueror.
GREAT OPALINE
Opaline is my hero.
