Post hags.
>>42894204Is a mare thread. They are in fact , all mare threads.
>>42893459>Hag ThreadYou had one job.
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>>42894237An old mare is called a "nag", not a "hag".
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42794417--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42894385So we all know that when a cutie mark is fucked with it can fuck with a ponyWith Nanons being changed from how it looks in the picture here >>42894323 it makes me imagine that whatever magical influence or powers he has would be diminished in some way
>>42889575>You got some leaves stuck in your mane, your tail is knotted from wandering through some very clingy brush, and ->Wait, hold that thought for a minute there>Just gonna resonate your horn a bit harder and...>Success! >The pile of leaves condenses, atoms shift, and you're now the proud owner of a sentient bean bag>The perfect companion for Spike 1>Poor guy's been lonely lately, you can tell>But man>A transfiguration spell and a Locomotion enchantment combined into one cast? >You fucking rule>And thus surely, (You) are Hermitnon>You wipe the sweat off your brow, satisfied with another display of your magic>Studying up how to force those spells to work together seamlessly was like trying to shove a rock all the way into your brain>But there's nothing quite as satisfying as it all coming together successfullyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42894567>Though even if the Elements of Harmony hadn't been fed back to the Tree, you doubted they could make a big enough Rainbow to hit all of them at once>So, the next best thing>Someone hitting the Rewind button a bit>As you expected, Discord was pretty miffed by your treatment of Fluttershy>Fortunately he still felt pretty bad about the whole 'killing you in a heinously gruesome way' debacle>And you were flanked by Celestia, so he was even less eager to turn you into a potted plant or the color purple>(That is to say the concept of the color purple, rather than changing your coat's color)>But, yes>Even better, he was willing to help out>Set the scales more evenly so he'd have an easier time looking you in the eye>Or in his case act like it was perfectly square and start brazenly acting like a bit of a prick like he did everyone else>The things you put up with for ponies>So much power in his claws and he chooses to express it by basically emulating Carrot Top of all comedians>Prop comedy is lame as shit, manComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42894569>With an appreciation for nature - real nature, not the bullshit outside the Everfree>So it wasn't to any real surprise when the Timberponies elected to remain within the forest>Things made sense here, and it's not like they were big on civilization centuries ago>A society that had an even aggressive stranglehold on nature without their Prince to direct the seasons and cycles managed to be even less appealing to them>It was a pain at first>Paths that were empty now featured Ponies>Retreats into the parts of the Everfree that approached the concept of 'serene' now had the chance of being interrupted by being stumbled upon>But the Timberponies didn't push>They didn't insist that your time was theirs to tread on>At best they would offer, and...>You started joining them>Stargazing, observing dominance plays by predators, birdwatching>The kind of thing you'd enjoy alone before when destressing from magical studies>But now with enthusiasts who knew when to simply enjoy the silence and when was a good time to point out facts about the constellations, or call when one Manticore was about to strike, or correctly identify a blue jay call from a red jay callComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42894570That was pretty good, Anon. Are the timberponies mortal? Can they reproduce? Do they also have a penchant for stealing purple smart's shit?
>"You want some Nonny?"
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>>42893315I think it's done.
>>42891107Quality.
>>42893605bruh, wth is this from
>>42878528H-HAYAI
This is the alternative MLP fan site general thread. Discussion, development suggestions, and criticisms are all welcome here.Holiday Trips Edition>why alternate boorus?The absolute state of Derpibooru has led to the development of various alternatives. Many altbooru staffmembers are present ITT, listening to comments and answering questions.Note that this is NOT the Derpibooru drama general. Please keep posts about Derpibooru in the mlpg.co thread.>why alternate text sites?Pastebin persistently purges pony pastes. FimFiction does not allow stories in greentext format. FimFetch censors foalcon and other material deemed to be "unacceptable" by the whims of its libelous hypocrite: https://ponepaste.org/9926>general purpose boorusponerpics.org by Lotus [!!VL3e2tgvNo5]ponybooru.org by Zizzy [!DizzyMC4pc]twibooru.org by Twifag and Filly (formerly Floorb) [!!mdpTjuXo6BG]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Up.
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>December 22nd >Twibooru featured image is still Thanksgiving
>>42894324
>>42894459are you proud of what you've done?
>"Do you like my new bikini Anon?"
>>42891910Nice boots.
>>42893879a great look
I want to buy an iPad to get into digital art and drawing ponies. After some research, I'm thinking about getting an iPad Air. What do you think?
>>42893247Samsung tablets don't have Procreate.
>>42893347>big boys>on /mlp/
>>42893248and this thread will continue to be ignored by annijay all the same
>>42894018Yes.
>>42893347For you
It's up 2 u editionTHREAD OF PONY PAST IF U WANT, OK:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42667053/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42892967>Viktiipunk OC
I got a job at a craft store after months of being unemployed and I use my discount to buy clay make small ponies and I made Doomy, I want to make Floorb in the future
>>42893890Cool
>>42893890I’m curiousdid you go online or in persondid you know anyone there beforehandhow did the company contact you in the first place>t. Anon who used to job search but got absolutely nothing back 90% of the time
>>42892882
Don't let griffons alone this Christmas! Catbirds needs your attention and love, they just want to play with (You).Post everything you have of, even hippogriffs if you want!
The idea of generosity goes against everything that griffons ought to stand for. There will be no merriment, no holiday fun, and absolutely no gift-giving whatsoever.
>>42894932Best Griffon.
>>42894932Based Griffon.
>Ok Ashleigh now for Rainbow Dash we want you to do the most annoying voice you possibly can.
Pleae
>>42893180Some ponies are just more cute when they're losing fights. It's like female wrestling. Sometimes you just like watching a girl try her hardest to struggle. Just putting everything she can into it, but ultimately everything she does is just fruitless, absolutely one sided. You root for her, she's just so cute and you can see just how desperate she is to win but everything she does is in vain as she gets completely and totally dominated. Part of the appeal is seeing her never give up despite being seemingly physically and spiritually predisposed to losing.
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>42803793
>>42888491Happy
>>42891437u-unf
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Dash is so sexy she broke file limithttps://derpibooru.org/images/3733686
>>42894422Based
Christmas Edition>/shy/thread Ponepaste (includes the OP, writefag list, writefag request bin, and all current/completed stories)https://ponepaste.org/user/FluttershyThread>/mushy/: collaborative Fluttershy playlists (request for new content to be added in the thread)https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwnQJZ2vx1OojIw8Ue0o9Uxyhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwlV6Vdoba4EvN7tpXBBZmQ7Previous thread: >>42892527
>>42894043No way, Rainbow Dash is way more likely to eat meat, she probably eats baby birds without a 2nd thought
>>42894527I'm not trying to derail the thread. I just wanted to call that one dude a fag for his comment.However, I can envision many civilized pre-late season ponies eating meat on occasion, without a huge taboo attached to it.But I don't see why Dash would be eating baby birds, that just sounds dumb. And it's almost implied she eats them whole, alive, and feathered (inb4 irl horse gif). But yes, I can see Dash eating meat too, but probably only during intense training days, and in a civilized fashion.
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42892607>"Sure thing, sugarcube.">"Bend over."
>>41146166 I wonder what did happen to the sink though, she never did end up telling anon.
>>42894120Hmm, mare sandwich.
>>42894407Now that I mention this, is horseradish a little too on the nose on a mare sandwich?
Christmas Rerun EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42894426what did anon do to make her laugh
>>42894646He asked if she'd go out with him. She called him a loser and said hes "gross" and started laughing and pointing.
>>42894656the real reason she turned him down is because all three dazzles are too busy fucking each other to worry about fucking anon
>>42894656>Ask Sonata out>She points, and laughs, and calls you a loser>Ask Aria out>She beats you up>Ask Adagio out>She tells Aria to beat you up and tells Sonata to call you a loser
>>42894907>Ask yourself out.>Attain true peace
Post the most snowpityful of mares
Do the snow pones celebrate Hearth's Warming
>>42893550They probably have some sort of winter solstice celebration with big bonfires and lots of roasted fish with herbs, festive drinks and other things.
>>42893550They celebrate the same time of year but for different reasons>>42894035Exactly
>>42894035>festive drinks>they save up all the maremilk and fish eggs for weeks beforehand to make eggnog
