Assuming you're straight, would you let your stallion friend suck you off? He's not your waifu, but he's a nice guy, and he doesn't need a relationship with you or want you to do anything to him if you don't want to, really, he just wants to make you feel good.In case you're loyal to your waifu, at what point do you accept (i.e. your waifu is unavailable or taken/your waifu rejected you/etc.)?
>>43019072UNF would drink
>>43019138white pineapple sounds closest to cum lol
>>43018784very straight of you
>>43018693comically long dick for a comically pink pony
>>43020372Love his magenta member!
Social injustice editionPrevious thread: >>42886029
>>43019549pullups edit when?
>>43019583anon don't reply to that shit
>>42979970Look at this cute little rump, she will definitely be a very sexy mare when she grows up.
>>43020538she IS grown up! She has her butt picture.
Previous Thread: >>42915253Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)BetAnon:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43018535>oneWARMFuck how did I not only fuck that up but also not notice until now?
Previously >>42845660>List of greens so farhttps://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen)https://ponepaste.org/9062 (Sister Sunset’s Secret Scandalous Salacity)https://ponepaste.org/9166 (Kindred Kissing Carnal Cousins)https://ponepaste.org/9189 (Milky Motherly Morning)https://ponepaste.org/9416 (Vinyl and Sunset Sisters, unfinished/abandoned)https://ponepaste.org/9463 (Family Friendly Fun, ongoing)https://ponepaste.org/9764 (Dawn of Incest)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40464433/#40470159 (Various greens that never made it to ponepaste)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39941314/#q39969050 (The beginning of Scribblekek’s downfall)
>>43010270I gotchu Anon>>43015083Hope you enjoy these genshttps://files.catbox.moe/r2p3a9.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/zpjv58.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/lj5f8x.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kgylfv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/uqkzbx.png
>>43019821Sexynatas! I'm surprised she let Adagio keep the chocolates at least.
>>43019821Bros been cooking
Life gets so much better once you stop coping with Sunsis and instead beat it to your real sister
>>43019821>povDamn she looks so good. Thanks!
Evildoe-rPrevious thread: >>42840875/ourlobby/: Leaf (dead again)Console release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========Game got acquired by a new publisher (again), hope shelved since they're focusing on something that might succeed instead.Check the thread for possible events (it could happen!)========================>Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/>Patch Notes: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=574980Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43019365just business
>>43018604do it anyway, Thracker's mspaint scribbles are treasures and yours can be too
nothing new but i'll post my thiccma
>>43020072good thicc longma
>>43019406Smug ass deer
YrE but everypony in Equestria talks down to you all the time b/c you're a human, and humans are obviously retarded. If you try doing anything on your own, somepony will step in and stop you so you don't hurt yourself. Do you just go along with it since you don't have to do any work, or do you try to prove your intelligence so they knock it off?
I'd want to be treated as a mental equal, I don't do well with condescension outside of the occasional fantasy.
>>43019527Derpy and the other retards will treat you as a mental equal, Anon. You're just too dumb to 'get' most of the smart ponies and their smart pony things.
>>43019499I mean, they would be right to act like that at first whether or not they think of me as an inferior. It's a precarious situation, an intelligent creature out of the confines of its context. A little extra clarity here, a little more explicit than usual explanation there, it's how you smooth this transient shit out. I would do the same for a hyperintelligent alien on Earth. And if this alien chimps out about it, that's how I know he's retarded.
>>43019532So long as I get to plap Derpy.
>>43019499>"Equestria but your waifu will pity fuck you."
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>"Anon, I won this contest over the phone saying that I get to know your fetish!""Fluttershy, those are spam calls. They just want your credit info.">"But I told them my information to confirm my identity.""That's how they get you.">"I might be in trouble.>Flutternut flies away worried."Hehe, time to go buy a boat with her money. Works every time."
>>42975966anon is Built for TMP
>>43020371Rude
>>43020292I'm going to punt you.
Daughter EditionTamers Official Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLPTamers Archive: https://www.tamersarchive.com/Music used in Tamers MLP videos playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Et4oZMbjz9W7YFRLu45w2?pi=dxGSpbnnSEKZ3Tamers MLP Character Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-character-tier-list-18696727Tamers Episode Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-episodes-movies-tier-list-18696727Tamers MLP Relationship Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-relationship-tier-list-18696727Latest /mlp/ Episode/Movie/Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOaw7MApYeU Previous Thread: >>42997772
>>43020512Kris will be bisexual, I have a gut feeling.
>>43020203Speaking of puriteens, do you think their shitflinging and concern trolling is a net positive for Tamers? Like manufactured controversy --> more views? It's very annoying but I'm curious if it's actually profitable from his perspective.
>>43020545ahahahahahAhahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAahahhehbifaggotry in my Tamers would be the day I quit
alphys is the kind of girl who would enter undyne's house through her doggy door to surprise her with homemade pancakes, but she would be clumsy and drop it on the floor and undyne would make her eat it off the floor by threatening her with a salty fart
It's up 2 u editionTHREAD OF PONY PAST IF U WANT, OK:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42667053/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43018371Why is she harassing that duck?
>>43012332Love this pic, and the nice touch of her drinking a Bawls.
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>>43019809
>>43019488https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41803708/#q41833617She was saving that duck!It was a really cute story.
>>43016130>>43016379>>43017236>>43018209>>43018290Please delete.
>>43018424it's oke, no point in keeping the thread indefinitely
i think that the thread is ded
>>43019922Not trying to toot my own horn here. But I did recommend waiting at least 30 days before the next edit thread. However, the editor Gods have done great work, so let's not be ungrateful either.
more loli Vignette Valencia edits
Discuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Mythology Retold, Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War Thunder, Borderlands 2, Lethal Company, Mindustry, Truck Simulator, Empire at War, Pony Kart DS, Among Us, Halo, UT2004, DoomVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 1 and 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>42915446
>>43019182Good show
>new vintage story update has fishing, voxel based placement on shelves, magic mushrooms, opening bags on the ground, water wheels, and an overhaul to blacksmithingSerb update?
I'll be hosting an EAW game this Sunday at 18:30 CET.
>>42979242Playing some Left 4 Dead, hop on!
>>43011565Thanks for playing! I didn't expect the wad to attract so many random doomers over time, but that was cool to see! 4 ponies. Well, 5 counting the Kirinflag that had to go. Also, you don't need to play doom 8 hours in a row with me anon, your health in the first place. Although i admit it was funny to see you doing all the 32 maps twiceNext saturday 19h30 i will host good ol' CTF with the rampage priv map compilation, and then, i will start picking the original CTF wads for future CTF sessions. See ya!
>"y-you don't mind them being so big...?"
>>43016712Kyute
>>43018481and
tits
>>43018985Fuggable
Previous Thread: >>42885670Post pics and love Sunset.My Past Is Not Today Artist Collabhttps://mypastisnot.today/Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956GreentextSavant’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231HolytntDiver's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/HolytntDiverHoly's Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/user/HolyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43019101>Shimmy is the DSP of EQGblursed...
>>43019145Kek Shimmy would so be caught masturbating on stream or with a hitachi wand under the bed
>>43017823>Is she a rager?You tell me
post the pic of sci-twi wearing slutwear crashing sunset's stream by entering the bedroom without knocking and causing sunset to get suspended from twitchyou know the one
>>43020113( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Previous thread: >>42996427>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewPopen Creation Video Guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmxMBTamRBAA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
is camarea crashed?
Also spotted this on the way
flimsy made this- thank you flimsy
>>43020534
Oldfag edition
>>43018657
>>42981786>https://www.youtube.com/user/olibaconlooking at their youtube profile, it says their channel was made in 2006, so did they have a different, separate channel just for ponies and then move things to their main channel?>https://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/01/simple-pmv-compilation-8_27.htmlalso I found this screencap on this page's comment section, so one of the deleted vids may have led to their old channel.also, searching "TrixieYes.mp4" gets a couple of results, so maybe "Yes.mp4" will yield even more results
