>Mr. Anonymous do you th-think maybe I could join you and your friends for Hearthswarming? I heard you were going to have games and sing songs with all your friends and have a big dinner. With all sorts of delicious food…and turkeys. Succulent, juicy turkeys with all the trimmings and side dishes. Please? For the love Celestia and all thats good in Equestria, can you find it in your heart…?
>>42908782They run on magic crack
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>>42908782Fluttershy is shown shoveling coal as a train conductor in S2 are you people fucking high?
>>42908818He's just having a Hank Hill moment.
>>42907964>The crystal playset castleBut is the merch canon?
Last Thread>>42838913Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/>What is this thread about?A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tollshttps://ponepaste.org/9645 - Love GamesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42908184Cool
up
>>42908184Patachu's getting good at drawing humans, and that's a good thing.
>>42906653>Some guy keeps coming in here and whining about too much Scootaloo exposure.Well, fuck that guy.We love Scoots here.
>>42909127This. I'd love to see Scootaloo in that style.
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42908439>Turning the rape war into a race war
Hey Candy, check this out.>PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
>>42908616Drones turn into Anon just to rile Candyass up. Anon is pretty sure his dick doesn’t look like that, but doesn’t correct them.
>>42908754>Anon has never willingly looked at his own dick>because that's gay, and Jesus wouldn't like that
>pg8
Previous Thread: >>42818592Post pics and love Sunset.My Past Is Not Today Artist Collabhttps://mypastisnot.today/Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956GreentextSavant’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231HolytntDiver's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/HolytntDiverHoly's Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/user/HolyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I really don't mind the "Sunset and Sunburst are siblings" theory. In fact, I find it cute, I like itBut man I fucking hate how annoying their shippers are. Especially Wild Stallions, I'm so fucking done seeing his incest fetish shit everytime I search for Shim stuffNot even because it's bad quality, but because you can clearly tell the guy is insanely autistic and tone deaf and it just irks me the wrong way
>>42908327>SibcestI didn't understand it with Twi/Shiny or AJ/Mac, and I don't understand it with hypothetical Sunsibs
>>42909200Leave it to Shimmy to have the hottest golden bikini pic I've ever seen
>>42908973And yet weirdly enough, Celestia/Luna is hot as fuck
LAST THREAD: >>42809682Handbook - https://ponepaste.org/11562Story so far - https://ponepaste.org/11558[LASS STATS]Luck - 8Autism - 2Skill - 3Strength - 4
>>42902354Hope you had a nice Hearth's Warming QM
>>42905279I'm not the QM
>>42905421Yeah I realised after posting that this looks like it's meant for you. It was just supposed to be a bump with the message. Still I hope you also had a nice horsemas Anon.
>>42902354
>>42905279Thanks you too, I'll be back soon.
Grounding Techniques EditionPrevious thread >>42792557IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list (new and improved!): https://ponepaste.org/11293Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX (embed) becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNyPiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Do any other Ponies have relatives on Earth?
>>42908517She's bri'ish, not mexican.
>>42908709
>>42908709Maybe she moved
Post dragons! Talk about dragons! I love them!
>>42906477It's an okay fic I guess and this is about as relevant as a time I could post it https://www.fimfiction.net/story/528956/embers-dragonpony-hearths-warming
>>42906525This is dragon discrimination and I shan't stand for it
>>42908269You can try and post pony tits and see how that goes.
>page 10That's the problem with dragons, they're always falling asleep.
>>42908836so eepy...
HAPPY HEARTH'S WARMING AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time again!Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this boardSchedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
My santee recieved gift on 26th, but didnt post it yet, sad
Remember, grinchings only happen to anons who deserve it. You all know what you did.
>>42909205I'm sorry I attended Normie Fair!
>>42907678Nice, I'm glad Derpy came in almost one piece. Looks like one or two pieces of plastic straw used for the lower mane outline got lost. Feel free to glue it back if you find it in the box, or just leave it off lel.
>notice cardee never posted>realize I didn't get a card either>in fact I haven't gotten any mail in a couple weeks>ask around>mfw I learn USPS pussied out of the Christmas rush and my complex never sent out any kind of memo save for a single notice in the mailroom>mfw my card has more than likely just been sitting in the outbound mailbox this entire time>mfw my santa's card has probably already been returned to sender>mfw both my carder and cardee think I hate them>mfw I'm a super ultra mega faggot grinch because I failed to notice a tiny, crumpled up piece of paper nestled among dozens of chinese takeout menus and dog walking advertisements on a dusty cork board at the back of a dimly lit maze of cluster mailboxes and amazon lockers
Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've just saw, declare who best pony is, describe what you dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online ones), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral and legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>42827539
>>42908265sexalso I once again assert that the diversity 6 could have actually been good if they were given more time, more space and to better writers but that's cheating. There was nothing inherently wrong with them. Also Equestria in general shouldn't have been getting Culturally Enriched, making them actually special in the setting. Also no FUCKING school, just have them be the reps from their countries that are in Ponyville on a good will exchange program or some shit.
>>42908831They killed the show right after expanding the cinematic universe so much, it had so much potential at that point. Shame
>>42897967I find myself putting in the effort here because if there's anyone's lives I want to get at least a little bit better it's you guys.
>>42908967ponychads are the strongest race
>>42905387Wait holy shit, really? Dude that was my favorite piece of Pinkie Pie art back in the day, like, hands down. I used it as my avatar a bunch and I loved how it referenced her Smile Song and general optimism and happiness. It's legit a really important and special image and I'm likely 99% of the reposts it's gotten lately as I don't see it anywhere else.That's so cool it was a gift to you, and it's even cooler I get to meet the person it was originally made for. It's such a nice drawing, super nostalgic and sentimental to me. It's like well over a decade old at this point.>>42908967Aw hell yeah! I'm the same way. Love you motherfuckers like you wouldn't believe.
/bfed/ - Banned from Equestria (Daily) - Thread 9: Here we go againDiscussion regarding Banned from Equestria (Daily) by Pokehidden, aswell as the community efforts surrounding the game and concept.Banned from Equestria (Daily) is a point-and-click clop game where the objective is to get with as many mares (and stallions) as you can in the span of three days.BFED Player (Ruffle) - https://bfed.ga/ (DED)Translation repository - https://notabug.org/BlackCat/BFED-Translation (slow AF)Original translation effort - https://explore.transifex.com/testt57y56h56u/bfed2/ (basically frozen because of free host limitation)Previous efforts included engine re-writes aswell as original stories made in the style of BFED.Feel free to post drawings, animations, tips for the original game, ideas of new games, or whatever BFED related.This is a somewhat monthly thread (if the planets align I will try to make a thread at the begining of each month if one is not ongoing).Like, post as you please, but don't bump endlessly.And of course, share progress about your projects, drawings, stories, and anything.Previous thread >>42538624Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42906604KekLmao even.I call bullshit on these numbers.Fat chances for you to gather 100 answer on this board (to make a 91% possible).Maybe it was 11 answers and you rounded up.But you absolutely can't have 1000 answers to have a "0.1% top".Also, your answer denotes a polite "we don't care" more than a "we know everything, here is the truth (and we answer shit)".But, yeah, that's probably bait anyway.
>>4290689591% would have been possible by rounding 10/11. But he got two responses, so 91% is obvious bullshit.
>>42907107To be fair, some very close questions have been posted since two or three months, (even in the previous thread), and the video game thread too (maybe even the tech sanctuary).So it may have gathered 20-30 answers in the spawn of 3 month.But nothing close to 100.
>>42893084wowwie
>>42863955>>42864198>>42865763Ask the TFH general. I guess he just went offline without any notes.
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>42576758Topics discussed:>Starlight loves you and wants (you) to have sex with her>cuddle all 5 Glimmies at the same time!>filly Glim deserved a better friend>It's not a phase it was a phase>what if Glim met the chudmare herself>Glimmy cares for the marginalized>National coffee day is Glimmy's favorite day!>Starlight was destined for princessdom>General Secretary Starlight GlimmerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42905902is this real?
>>42905902lovely glimglam
>>42907135Glim Glam is so beautiful with any manestyle.
>watch A Hearth's Warming Tail with parents>trying not to look at Glimbooty That Snowfall Frost outfit is really distracting.
>>42908966>"Does this outfit make my butt look big, Anon?"
A bit later than usual, but it's time to start the planning for /mlp/'s other annual online con, marecon!>what?marecon is an online cytube con run by and for /mlp/ersons, similar to /mlp/ concheck out the website for an archive of events from previous yearshttps://www.marecon.live/>when?the date is to be determined, it could be any weekend from late January to early April (probably sometime in February or March?)feel free to discuss in this thread which date would work best for you, but the main determining factor will be what works best for the anons helping host the con at marecon HQ>where?marecon HQ! it's a magical place where a bunch of smelly anons get together to run the con and host panels. We're looking for volunteers to help out, if you're interested fill out this form: https://forms.gle/j9sYyhcqBs93r9Ex9for everyone else, links to the cytube channels and more information will be available at https://www.marecon.live/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Can I submit a video of pony miniatures being painted to be used as filler between panels?
>>42908664So long as your dick isn't the paintbrush.
>>42907805>fuck weedmanokay this has to be bait. I mean, just about all of what you said was such utterly -500 IQ gorilla nigga shit that it couldn't honestly be someone's legitimate opinion, but man, that takes the cakeand if it isn't bait, then everything that anon said about you is completely right. never speak again, never show your face in cytube again, nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you. feel free to cry in the threads though so I can point and laugh at what an autistic lameass boohoo whiny little nigga you are
>>42908714Deal
>>42907805try maybe not taking it so seriously? it's a video game tournament mostly controlled by the computer. the uma bait and switch video was funny and shit like that is the whole point of 4chan events. the archive post you linked just makes it look like you're the sole schizo that's been complaining about something that isn't a problem the entire time. chill, daddy
Let's face it. A lot of us here are mad. So post your most: nightmare fuel inducing, unsettling and bizzare pictures and stroies.
Pick your thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ix2-HV63Ekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcAwd-FVg8whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9h7hU6_VI4>>42908870>getting off to filly tortureYou sick, twisted man
>>42903992T-that's the heckin' uncanny valley. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>42909114That image actually goes incredibly hard
>>42899939Yall remember that cute mare who was posting on here a while back, like, an AMA thread like the knife-hoofed-pony does, and someone asked her something, she pulled out her own heart, and the whole thread got nuked?I've never been able to find it...
This is the Pregnancy General, not stillborn and ready to be borne again. We've lately been building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; may this general get quicker and continue quickening.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/11488.htmlThat thread is the fourth in a series, and here are the prior Pregchan threads, which have been archived here:https://web.archive.org/web/20211104233933/https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220611172822/https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlhttps://archive.ph/fJYNiA torrent with archived threads can be made, if anyone wants it. Some thumbnails are missing from the last archive, at the end.Because of that drama with Pastebin, here are two archives of our greentexts:https://u.smutty.horse/lxqgizelhjx.ziphttps://u.smutty.horse/lzbpjsjvhjs.zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Just a quick bump before I get back on shift
>>42907782Alright, here you go. It's just Cup Cake, eating some frosting while working on decorating a big cake. I'll upload everything in Pregchan, as usual.
>>42908671Lovely
>>42909076I couldn't even upload the full quality to Pregchan. She's huge:https://derpibooru.org/images/3737320The other boorus will get this in a bit, Ponybooru within a day. Here's one of the other ideas that was considered.
>>42909090That’s adorable
lewd sensation of wearing an absolutely slutty bikini under a hoodie with fuzzy lining caressing your exposed skin Slutty Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/6295previous sluttery: >>42713748
>>42907189unf
>>42866237
Tits beginning to look a lot like SlutmasToys in every whore...!:
